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Volume 67 • N um ber 12 January 10,1992 Montgomery, Drexel Co-op and educator and ethicist, Career dies of cancer at 62 Services Adam Blyweiss how many people she knew and Triangle Staff Writer kept up with, how many people offices to she helped. It was just astonish­ Members of the Drexel ing, this ongoing energy.” University faculty and admin­ Montgomery chaired Drexel’s move to istration lauded the life and Humanities and Communica­ achievements of Dr. Martha tions Department from 1976 to Barber Montgomery, 62, the 1985, overseeing its expansion 33rd street assistant vice president for from 16 to 39 full-time faculty program evaluation and profes­ members, 34 of whom had Catherine Campbell sor of philosophy at Drexel doctorates. Of The Triangle University and a highly respect­ Dr. Margaret Devinney, ed specialist in engineering associate professor of human­ The Office of Career Services ethics. Montgomery died of ities and a friend of and the Drexel Co-op office are cancer on Jan. 4 at Presbyterian Montgomery since 1979, said planning to merge in the near Hospital in Philadelphia. that “I wouldn’t be doing what future and will be located on the “In the 25 years that I've been I’m doing if it weren’t for her.” corner of 33rd Street and here, I know of no person who “She was just interested in Powelton Avenue, the location has done as much for inspiring people progressing in their of the old health center. others and functioning in ways careers at Drexel or anywhere According to Dean of Co-op that make Drexel a better place,” else,” said Toni McMenamin, Gary Hamme, the big issue will said Dr. Jerry Muskin, director assistant to Dr. Roger McCain of be the project’s funding. The of masters’ programs in business the University Honors Program Martha Barber Montgomery, assistant vice president for program office of Development and and professor of marketing, of and Montgomery’s former evaluation and professor of philosophy University Relations is currently his longtime friend and co- assistant. mathematics. “She and I [also] presentations, and general looking into external fund worker. Montgomery aided in worked together on various knowledge in the field of raising. Montgomery came to Drexel implementing Drexel’s pioneer­ projects including the Women’s professional and engineering Hamme explained that the in 1972 after teaching at ing microcomputer program, the Identification Program, out of ethics earned her many honors, combined offices will enable Haverford College and the first in the nation to require all the American Council on including the 1981 Dasher Prize students to utilize the Univer­ Philadelphia College of Art. incoming students to have Education... She was my friend, for best conference presentation sity’s resources more efficiently Montgomery taught a variety of access to a personal computer. and she was a role model and from the American Council on when seeking out employment humanities and philosophy Between the years 1985 and mentor for the women on this Engineering Education. She was for both co-op and post courses and develop^ a special­ 1987, Montgomery was an campus.” awarded a presidential citation graduation. The office “will ty in applied and professional Assistant Vice President for Montgomery also started the in 1990 by the American have everything from an ethics designed for Drexel Research Development In 1987, Drexel Women’s Network, a Institute of Architects for her interview center to files on engineering students. she became the Assistant Vice loosely organized group of “eloquent voice for the art of companies, and students’ past “Her principal interests were President for Program Evalu­ female administrators, teachers, education and the science of industry reports. It will be one the students, the learning pro­ ation, leading Drexel’s three- staff and students. According to disciplining knowledge to the stop shopping for the students.” cess, and the connection be­ year self-study program in McMenamin, the group’s greater service of all mankind,” The design of the building is tween learning, ethics, and the preparation for the University’s monthly meetings were an “open and was named an Honorary being planned to be appealing to wider community,” Muskin said. reaccreditation in 1991. ear” and an advocate for Member in 1991. employers, students, and to the “One of the things that’s very “I had the honor of women’s issues on campus. Devinney and Muskin said campus. It will be a building striking about Martha,” said Dr. working... under her leadership When Dr. Montgomery left that her expertise was “that warrants the University’s Eva Thury, associate professor as Assistant Vice President for Drexel in Oct. 1990 due to her appreciated and utilized by reputation.”, explained Hamme. of humanities, “is how many Program Evaluation,” said Dr. illness, however, no “heir many groups outside of the The Co-op office is currently things she could do at the same Ewaugh Finney Fields, dean of apparent... of her stature” could University. “Her teaching of located in the Main Building and time—how many ideas she the Evening and University be found to head the group. ethics and other aspects of Career Services is at 3210 could think about and study. College and professor of Montgomery’s publications. See MONTGOMERY on page 2 Cherry Street The building at 33rd and Powelton Streets has been Alleged area thief and rapist captured by police vacant since the health center’s Francis Wisniewski_____ release by Drexel Security, the An unrelated burglary was captured the man when the closing in the summer of 1990. Triangle Staff Writer suspect gained entry to prevented at Sigma n over the burglar fell down a flight of A study has been conducted by residences under false pretense Christmas holidays. An inuiider steps in a short chase. Sigma Pi an architectural firm to modify A man sought by Philadelphia or by forcing admittance at was captured by fraternity then proceeded to call the the building using the original police and Drexel Security for gunpoint. He then forced victims members when their dog alerted Philadelphia police. framework. This firm is nine robberies and one rape in into bathrooms or closets before them to the burglar. Some determining the project’s the University of Pennsylvania proceeding to take valuables. students staying over the break estimated cost, which was not and Powelton Village area was available, but is known to be a arrested on Dec. 24. The crimes significant amount occurred from the end of Nov. City crime lecture informs students “We’re optimistic that the until the time of arrest. Francis Wisniewski_____ how to avoid being a victim. grab a weapon in less than four project is going to happen within The capture came through the Triangle Staff Writer Four points were presented to seconds if an intruder should two academic years,” said combined efforts of Philadelphia help prevent a burglary. First, gain entrance. He suggests Hamme. The starting and police. University of Penn­ Gary Denney, a representa­ increase the amount of time it keeping tear gas (mace) near the completion of the project will be sylvania police and Drexel tive of Citizens Against Crime, takes a burglar to break in to door and bed. Also, put stickers based on University ability to Security. The rape victim’s the world’s largest safety your house or apartment by in windows that create the obtain funds from an external description of the assailant organization, gave a lecture adding dead bolts and window illusion of a security system. source or sources. helped lead to his capture. Thursday night in Stein locks. Tear gas, call police signs, The floor plans for the new Four of the nine robberies, all auditorium on City and Campus Second, leave a radio or and security stickers are Center for Cooperative Educa­ residential, occurred in the Crime. About 100 Drexel television on when you leave in available through Citizens tion and Career Services are on Drexel area, two directly students attended the lecture order to scare the burglar away. against Crime. Their address is display in the lobby of the Co-op involving Drexel students. The which was arranged by the Third, use timers for inside Citizens against Crime, Charles office. Room 222 in the main rape occurred in the area Panhellenic Council. lights and photoelectric cells for Gary Denney, P.O. Box 701, building. surrounding Penn. Denney covered two topics; porch and outside lights. Newton, PA 18940 or call (215) According to an informational burglaries and street crime, and Last, you should be able to 860-6181. 2 • The Triangle • January 10,1992

University mourns Montgomery Continued from page 1 Massachusetts Institute of Drexel News In Brie education extended well beyond Technology. Drexel into professional organi­ “Dr. Montgomery was a Drexel receives $872,000 grant for particle physics project zations principally in archi­ shining light in the Humanities tecture and engineering, but she Department,” said Dr. Philip The U.S. Department of Energy’s division of High Energy Physics has awarded Drexel a four-year, was also active in professional Buehler, interim department $872,000 grant to continue an experimental particle physics project that could shed light on theories philosophy circles,” Muskin head for humanities. “She was that have eluded physicists for decades. said. active in all kinds of affairs.” The project involves two separate studies. The first, located in Abruzzo, Italy, is attempting to prove Montgomery helped develop Talking about the “Flower the existence of magnetic monopoles, the fundamental particles of magnetism. The second will take a policy on differing profes­ Fairies” that brought bouquets to place at an underground site in Cleveland, Ohio and will try to prove that neutrinos have a rest mass sional opinions for the Nuclear Montgomery every month and therefore travel at less than the speed of lighL Regulatory Commission. She during her illness, McMenamin Drexel researchers also expect to play a role in experiments involving the superconducting chaired the Pennsylvania said, “After you leave a place supercollider facility under construction in Texas. Humanities Council between most times people forget you, 1986 and 1988; during her but with her for 14 months these World famous chef to teach cooking class at Drexel Mar. 19 chairmanship, the council people, men and women, produced a conference series continued...showing her that World renowned chef Jacques Pepin will help Drexel University celebrate the opening of a new celebrating the bicentennial of they cared.” teaching facility for its Hotel Restaurant and Management Program. Pepin will teach a cooking class the U.S. Constitution. She was a Dr. Vivian Rosenberg, for Drexel {Students and benefactors of “An International Evening,” the gala program that offlcially board member on various associate professor of unveils the facility, on March 19. architectural and engineering humanities, said, “The way she Pepin is the first of several chefs who will converge on Drexel’s campus April 4 for “An councils, including the Penn­ faced her own death was, in the International Evening.” The event will showcase the University’s new $1.8 million teaching facility sylvania Board of Landscape end, an illustration of her life... that includes a state-of-the-art commercial kitchen, culinary science laboratory, two dining rooms, and Architects, the National Council She was not about to have a the Les Dames d’Escoffier Library of Fme Food, Wine and Food Service. of Engineering Examiners, and doctor tell her what to do. She the Delaware Association of researched her own illness Drexel to host prestigious Bower science lecture on Jan. 16 Professional Engineers. and... the doctor she talked to. Montgomery also served with She never said ‘why me.’” Solomon H. Snyder, M.D., recipient of the Franklin Institute's 1991 Bower Award and Prize for many councils committed to A memorial service will be Achievement in Science, will give the annual Bower Science Lecture at Drexel University’s education. These included the held at Haverford Friends Philadelphia campus on Thursday, January 16, 1992, at 2:30 p.m., in Drexel’s Mandell Theater, 3220 Corporation of Haverford Meeting, 855 Buck Lane, Chestnut St His lecture, “Messenger Molecules in the Brain: New Perspectives,” will deal with future College, the Governor’s Task Haverford, PA, on Saturday, horizons in neuroscience and pharmacology. Force on Cultural Affairs, the Jan. 11, at 2:00 p.m. Contribu­ Snyder, a professor of neurosciencc, pharmacology and psychiatry at Johns Hopkins University, has Philadelphia Free Library Board tions may be sent to the Martha focused his efforts on neurochemistry, resulting in a belter understanding of depression, addiction, of Trustees, and the Middle Barber Montgomery Fund at Down’s syndrome, Alzheimer’s disease and other disorders. Stales Association of Colleges Bryn Mawr College or to the and Schools’ Accrediting Board. Haverford Friends Meeting. Industry can save money and environment through insulation audits, says study She joined this last board in Drexel University will hold a 1983 and was the first woman “celebration of life” for Dr. According to Dr. Harry Brown, a mechanical engineering professor at Drexel, investment in accrediting team leader in the Montgomery in the Grand Hall insulation would significantly save energy costs with a quick payback. American industry could save organization’s history, working of the Creese Student Center on 204 million barrels of oil per year and cut pollution emissions by 78 million tons per year by on accreditation for academic Wednesday, Jan. 22, at 3:30 conducting insulation audits and adding insulation where it is absent or underutilized around piping programs at Columbia and p.m. All Drexel students and and other equipment Syracuse universities, Georgia staff are invited to attend. Brown’s study of insulation in industry is being used by its sponsor, the Thermal Insulation Institute of Technology, and Manufacturers Association, to convince the U.S. Congress of the need for establishing national standards for industrial insulation and to inform American industry of tHe economic and envirorunental benefits of insulation. Drexel accounting professor named to board of directors of two organizations T h e Dr. Anthony P. Curatola Jr., Drexel’s Jbseph F. Ford Professor of Accounting, has been elected to the Board of Directors of both the Institute of Management Accounts and the Senior Employment and Educational Service Inc. The student-run newspaper serving Drexel University Curatola came to Drexel in 1989 after having taught at Louisiana State University, Texas A&M University and the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania. He holds a B.S. and M.B.A. Editorial Board from Drexel, a second master’s from Wharton and a Ph.D. from Texas A&M. Gary Rosenzweig...... Editor-In-Chief Cadierine Campbell...... News Editor Drexel professor receives $263,000 grant to study vrater disinfection methods Dan Morrow...... Ed-Op Page Editor Stacey Crown...... Associate Editor Drexel University professor Charles N. Haas has received a $263,000 grant from the American Water Works Association Research Foundation to refine methods for disinfecting drinking water. Mathew Appelton...... Campus Page Editor Haas, Drexel’s Betz Chair Professor of Environmental Engineering, plans to conduct a two-year Anita j. Michel...... Entertainment Editor study examining the use of various chlorine compounds and ozone in the disinfection process in the John Van Ness...... Sports Editor laboratory. His findings could ultimately lead to the development of new methods to predict John Vassallo...... Photography Editor disinfection performance. In Philadelphia, Haas will be assisted by two Drexel University graduate Mike Tirenin...... Production Manager students. French interior designer wins Drexel^s 1992 Crystal Star award Editors & Staff Rich Coughlan...... Comics Page Editor Acclaimed French interior designer Andree Putman has been named the recipient of the 1992 Anthony Burokas...... Advertising Design Crystal Star Award for Design Excellence by the Nesbitt College of Design Arts. The award will be Erk: Zander...... Classifleds Manager presented to Putman at a ceremony and gala celebration on May 9,1992, on the Drexd Campus. Putman’s interiors are distinguished by their order, simplicity; shade-of-gray palette and creative Robert Blasi, Adam Blyweiss, Steve Bojanowski, Scott Brown, use of texture and pattern. Angie Capozello, Mike Carey, Karen Darress, Mark Davidson, Putnuui will be the third recipient of the award, joining Bill Blass and Oscar de la Renta. De la Tameka Evans, Greg Galcik, Jennifer Gibbons, Chad Corn, Renta will serve as the honorary chairman of the May 9 award presentation and digner. James Helton, Ted Howe, Denise Inman, Waller Kihm, Jody Lichty. Troy Miller, Jack Persico, Gregory J. Petry, Earle Drexel receives $621,000 grant to increase minority enrollment In engineering Philhower, Sriniuas Poluru, Seymour Rigby, Monica Sculli, Steve Segal, Anne Seguy, Carol Smith, Scou Smith, W. A. 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National Colleee News 0ut of the Virdinary FREE GUIDE TO SPRING Female student journalist proposal, sarcastically wondered dances topless and helps police if the next council would require nab pimp purchasers to present a reference ou're Invited to Columbia, MO. — Beth before buying a keg. the 30th Darnall’s personal account of -NSNS Anniversary dancing topless in the Columbia Party at the World's #1 Missourian, a daily newspaper Oxford students steal head to Spring BreaH run by the University of protest federated Europe Destination, on the Missouri School of Journalism, Oxford, England. — Oxford Hottest beach on earth, has led to the arrest of a local students kidnapped a bust of singing telegram shop owner for Edward Heath, the former prime Feb. 22 - April 19,1992! promoting prostitution. minister who joined England Damall was hired in October with the European Community Calil:afl0-854-1234 by the shop owner to dance at in 1973. for yoiir FREE parties, and was pressured to The students, supporters of have sex with the customers, the policies of former Prime 30th Anniversary which she refused to do. Minister Margaret Thatcher, do Official Spring Darnall has been offered not want England lo become Break 1992 Guide! 5150,000 for movie rights to her part of a federal Europe. The story. prank coincided with the first DESTINATION DAYTONA! -NSNS anniversary of Thatcher’s Convention & Vi.silor's Bureau resignation from office. P.O. Box 910 Student newspaper prints -NSNS rapist’s ‘Letter to the Kditor’ Daytona Boach, FL 3211.S Hou.sion, TX. — The student Two gay men elected to Ohio newspaper at the University of homecoming court Houston published an anony­ Columbus, OH. — For the mous letter on Dec. 4th from a first lime in history of Ohio .student purporting to be a date State University, two gay men rapist in order to warn potential were chosen as members of the victims of date rape. 1991 Homccoming Court. Women Against Violence Selected were Marc Conte a Everywhere, a UH student senior and president of the group, held a campus protest to Bisexual, Gay and Lesbian keep aiiention focuscd on the Alliance, and Mike Scarce, a subjcct of date rape. senior and vice president of the -NSNS alliance. In 1972, gay activist Gary Boston keg buyers need a Levin caused a stir when he put permit to party in a bid for Homecoming Queen The Franklin Institute Presents Boston, MA. — Protesting because no equal role was the rowdiness, drunkenness, and available for men. noise of college partiers in the Although Levin was Boston Area, Boston City eliminated in the first round, he Councilors passed a proposal on paved the way for the creation of T H E BOWER Dcc. 9lh that would require u Homecoming King in 1976. would-bc keg buyers to apply The traditional homecoming SCIENCE LECTURE AT for a permit from the Boston court also was split into five DREXEL UNIVERSITY Licensing Board. men and five women rather Councilor James Byrne, one rather than remaining all-female. of two councilors to object to the -CPS Messenger Molecules in the Brain: New Perspectives

Solomon H. Snyder, M .D.

Distinguished Service Professor of Neuroscience, Pharmacology and Psychiatry at Johns Hopkins University School of T h e M edicine Recipient of The Franklin Institute’s 1991 Bower Award and Prize for Achievement in Sciehce, the largest T r i a n g l e American cash prize in science.

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Jack Childs, who currently coaches the wrestling team, will take on another responsibility as he replaces Katherine Frey as Assistant Athletic Director. Childs also serves as president o f the National Wrestling LET US KNOW YOUR ACTIVITIES Coaches 8 9 5 -6 7 7 6 Association. Zacharka Childs named January /992 Assistant Sunday T Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday friday Saturday Sponsored Orop/Add Opens Pick up Your Free Copy W omens Swimming Director of by Monthly Anywhere On Phys ed 1pm The Campus Office Mens Swimming 0( Phys Ed Ipm Phys. Ed. Campus A cdvK ies Mens Basketball 8 9 5 - 6 7 /6 Phys Ed 2pm Jack C hilds, D rexel’s m en ’s

BSU Social wrestling coach and physical Dragon's Den topm education instructor, was named assistant director of the schoors physical education program. The announcement was made by Wlnl«r T«rm B«gln« Dragon Oa/e Woifions UaHkuibHlI Hlllpi Sriabbot Dinner OKASA Fesitval Directors of Athlctics Johnson Great Court 1pm Phys Ed 7pm 226 Creese 3:30pm G reat Court Spm Orop/Add Bowie and Barbara Kilgour last Organ Recital Panheilenic Council Dance Concert Dance Concert Friday. Childs replaces Main Aud 1pm Crime Prevention Opus I Opus I Katherine Frey, who previously Program Mandell Theater 8pm Mandell Theater 8pm Art Admin Lecture TBA 7pm filled that position. Frey, who 2030 MacAlisler 5pm People Under The Stairs has been a staff member for 28 Stein Aud 4:30,7.9:30,12 years, retired at the end of the fall term. Childs responsibilities will 1 0 1 1 include scheduling physical education classes and evaluating Dragon Daze Bower Science Lecture Womens Bys^lball Womens Swimming teaching activities. He will also Great Court 1pm Mandeli Theater 2:30pm Phys Ed 7pm Phys Ed 1pm serve as the department’s liaison Eileen Stevens RLO Womens Baakeibnll with the Office of Student Ha/Ing On Trial Studenl/SlaK Mixer Phya Ed 1pm Mandttll llieatttr 7pm low ers 2nd Tlour 0pm Information and Records. Childs Reception 6;30pm M ens Swimming will retain his position as Phys Ed 1pm wrestling head coach. Mens Wrestling “I am confident that the Phys Ed 4:30pm success that Jack Childs has enjoyed over the years as both an instructor and a coach will 1 2 1 3 1 4 1 5 1 6 1 7 1 8 extend to include his new Manin Lulhar King Jr. D ngon Daz* SPA-Zoo On WhMl* Mon* Bukolball Man* Baalutball administrative title,” said Bowie. Day Qr««l Court 1pm C r u H Lobby 12:30pm Phy* Ed 7pm Phy* Ed 2pm Orgin RvclttI “He has an established rapport M^ln Aud Ipm Panhollonic Council Or*«al Dancor* Concert with Drexel students, staff and W oirwnt Swimming Allanllc Caaino Trip Mandall Thoalar 8pm faculty and is committed to Phys Ed 4pm Omol Oarago 6pm Man* Swimmlho SPA-lco Skaling maintaining the excellence of PhyiEd4pnr Omol Dancor* Cancan Pann HInk 12am our physical education Wom«n« BaiikMball Mandoll Thoalar apm Phyt Ed 7pm program .” jHol Shot* Childs is currently in the first Stoln Aud year of a two year term as 4:30.7. president of the National 1 9 2 0 2 1 2 2 2 3 :30,12 2 4 2 5 Wrestling Coaches Association SPA>Sup«rBowl Party Dragon Daze WellrteM CPR Training and has been an assistant VanR 1pm Great Court ipm Myers Tutor Lounge 6:45pm director at two sum m er cam ps in Vermont for the past 11 years. He is in the middle of his 16th year as wrestling coach and has an overall record of 180-83-7. H e has had 12 seasons w ith 10 or more wins and one East Coast Conference championship title. 2 6 2 7 2 8 2 9 3 0 Work Study Positions Available - See Gary at The Triangle The Triangle • January 10, 1992 • 5

Information Contributed by the Drexel Community Tau Kappa Epsilon sponsoring an Drexel University Rifle Team anti-hazing presentation at Mandell Turkey Shoot Results TOP INDIVIDUALS TOP KK.VIALK Rob Holston local civic groups, and individu­ national Fratemiiy approval the 1. Ed Myers 4h J. Smith ■15 al fraternity/sorority chapters. legislation bringing TKE into 2. Joel Zighelboim 46 Tau Kappa Epsilon Lasi August, Ms. Stevens the spotlight as one of the lead­ 3. George Ballouz 4.S TOP FACULTY The brothers of the Alpha-Tau .spoke at the Tau Kappa Epsilon ers in the Greek Community. Burton A. Weiss 44 Chapter of Tau Kappa Epsilon International Fraternity Con­ The elimination of Plcdgc/As.so- TOP AD.VIIMSTRATOR (TKE) at Drcxcl University in clave held in New Orleans, LA. ciate Member Program will help T. Schiaviato 43 rOP SKCRKTARY cooperation with the Director of Her presentation was made to to remove the environment in Mary Kelly 28 Greek affairs, Ronald E. Kibbe, the TKE Legislative Hearing which hazing activities have tra­ will ho5t Ms. Eileen Stevens, Committee speaking in favor of ditionally flourishal. TOP FRATERNITY TOP DKPARTMEN'r Founder, of C.H.U.C.K. (Com­ eliminating fraternity pledge Admission to the January Lambda Chi Alpha 172 Mctli. Engineering 169 mittee to Halt Useless College programs. Committee Chairman, 15th presentation is free and Hardman 45 Gatu 43 K illings) on D rcxel’s cam pus, Rob Holston of Drexel Univers­ members of the public arc Seheier 43 Dice 42 Wednesday, January 15,1992. ity remarked, “Eileen’s emotion­ encouraged to attend. The pre­ Lamannd 42 Scabaro/.i 42 Ms. Stevens son. Chuck, was al presentation to the committee sentation will be held at tlie Niggell 42 Mele 42 killed as a result of a fraternity reinforced our belief that hazing Mandell Theater in Creese related hazing incident at Alfred practices have no place in Tau Student Center at 7:00 p.m. For TOP DORMrrORY University. Since her Uagic loss, Kappa Epsilon or in any frater­ further information, please con­ Kelly Hall 167 Ms. Stevens has traveled the nity. Her message has helped to tact the Program Coordinator at Jason Gart 44 Dan Levy 43 country to hundreds of gather­ raise the consciousness of thou­ (215)222-4343. ■ Jeff Miller 40 Jayson Strollar 40 ings, sharing hex story and her sands of college students across inforrnation on hazing with stale the country. Sha is U’uly a ftiend legislators, national Greek con­ to the Greek ComAnunity.” ferences, universities, media, The members of the Inter- ■ " i > r e x e l ' . SPA: l-rid.y Night Flick — • Campus Page Lditor’s last full • Protestant (room 226, Creese) “ People Under the day uo Drexel campus. Send fare* and Cathohc (Newman Center) Stairs” well cash and presents. services at ] 1:00. Pagan pigskin M e b o p k worshipping rituals from rou^ly Shows at 4:30,7:00, 9:30,12:00. I2;30p.m. *tiU 7:00 p.m. — unr W. W. Hagerty Library Ncsbm Hall. $2.00 admisltion. less extended into sudden death Week I This movie explains what Drexel (count on those pagans for such does lo those students'wHq arc Hours for W inter Term 1992 -National Beaver Hay droj^cd for non-payment. macabre.) Appreciation Week • Heaver Boy crcator Rich January 6 - M arch 22 Coughlan’s birthday. ftft ftfl fli? 1?fl flft Itif Itif ftft ftft ftfl ftft Ifft lift ftft ftft Utt tt U U ll ll tt U IrU tt ' A Monday — Thursday... 8:00 a.m. — 1:00 a.m. '' • Ot'S (■'(imputing VV(»rkshop ^ • Yccu-hjaa. 1 hey'n; ImcIc! > l)ru]joii 100 person • Hurry up wiiii tiiai Oin.fUni.i F r i l l a y ...... 8:00 a.m. - r 12 midnight Macuii»)sh Ha.sjcs in 258Kor- I'ues(fuy NlKht Square Dancc ut twister m tlie g>in baskcibalJ shoppmg! Only 343 shopping Saturday...... 8:00 p.m. — 10:00 p.m. . manai 12:00 p.m. .Si Man Pari.

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CALL 895 *2575 6 • The Triangle •January 10,1992 E d ito ria l New Yearns resolutions for good oV Drexel Now is that time, when the new 100 years of pseudo protection, it people doing the hokey-pokey? year is in full swing, to resolve to would be a good idea to finally are you serious?) many of the The Weekly Newspaper be better. If a person's character get real campus police so that we Dragon's Daze events were pretty of isn ’t that good, the ability to won't have to pray that the nice good (especially the world's Drexel University change is easy since it is difficult assailants who constantly prey on largest ice-cream sandwich food to do any worse. students will hang around until the fight fiasco). One such case of character in 16th district police come. Lastly, they finally agreed on dire need of a few resolutions is the perfect mission statement, Published throughout the none other than Drexel U. Some Drexel did do a few things right which now means that all of those year by students for the good resolutions for Drexel would in the past year, though. dozens of administrators iwho University Com m unity be to; ■ They gave that stupid course- spent hour after hour trying to 1) Keep students better scheduling rule the heave-ho. The come up with the perfect three informed. When students were ‘50-50 rule’ as it was known, gave sentences to describe Drexel can shut out of their own buildings violators of this rule the lowest now actually concentrate on Editor-in-Chief during this year's Centennial Day, scheduling priority. It is nice to improving Drexel's student life Gary Rosenzweig they were unaware that the see that Drexel allowed its and curriculum, which would buildings would be closed until students to arrange their own probably raise our competitive Editorial Page Editor after the fact. schedules without any obstacles. level nationally so We Won’t have 2) Improve' the policies Also, even though some pf the D a n M o r r o w a lau^a,ble 9|1^ ac9 epta^ce rate regarding Drexel security. After events were really stupid (100 for incoming freshnien, , „ A three-word reply to David Duke wanna-bes Editor; far-righi Populist Piarty. He still supports charismatic leaders that we love to hear war, ignorance and hate. Let us not I am writing an article in response to the National Association for the so much say they have love and concern deceive ourselves — hate has never won Kevin Sorrentino’s November 22nd Advancement of White People, whose for the people in their hearts when they a war. A war based on hate may win the article on David Duke. My response is newsletter has advocated partitioning the believe in a sppremc race? This physical battle but it loses the greater war covered in three words. United States on racial line. Last year, he organization is ignorant and anyone who for peace. What good is an end to Word One. Ignorance. was caught selling neo-Nazi bodks from a is a part is ignorant also. oppres.sion is hate is smeared along the Kevin is truly uninformed regarding building that houses his legislative office. This is why there is so much discord, battle-cry? Are we truly free indeed if David Duke and his desire for an equal Among them: 'Did Six Million Really hate, disunity, malice, anger and bitter­ hate was our motto? nation. Here is a quotation about David Die? TTie Truth at Last.' ness on our campus today. This is why Furthermore, what type of war requires Duke from US News and World Report’s If this is equality then we are all in people feel uncared for, at unease, hate? Also, what war are we fighting? July 23.1990 article: U"ouble. continually striving within themselves, Are we fighting the war for peace and Duke’s campaign style is different Word Two. Hate. yet far from peace. It is because we write equality or the war for our own selfish from the boisterous, black-bailing pols of Any organization or public that and speak from our emotions, rewriting ambitions? The greatest wars we are Jim Crow. With a gentle voice, he touts presupposes its vision or cause on hate or our feelings with our intellect. In other fighting today are wars that come from mainstream programs like workfare and supremacy is demoniac. D-E-M-O-N-1- words, we say within ourselves, “I hate the desires that battle within us. We want professes admiration for conservative A-C. I do not care if \Vc arc talking about my brother, but I cannot easily say it so, I something (peace and comfort) but do not economists Thomas Sowell, a black, and Louis Farrakan, David Duke or some will write an article filled with negative get it because we do not ask God for it. Milton Friedman, who is Jewish. other person or en'tity. This kind of statistics and an intellectual debate of Or when we do ask 'we do not receive Likening himself to the late Hugo Black, “wisdom” (supremacy, hate) is not from how helping my brother hurts me.” This because we ask with the wrong motives, the onetime Klansman turned Supreme heaven but it is earthly, sensual (animal- type of hate and selfishness is subtle, that we might spend what we get on Court justice, Duke is self-effacing: like), devilish. deadly and will kill a nation. I am aware ourselves. “Hey, 1 was a rascal in my youth, too.” How can you say you love God (David of the monster that has been created at the So many on our campus are broken­ But Duke’s claims of “having grown” Duke does) and say you hate (or esteem hands of some help programs but trust my hearted and at unease and they need love. are dubious at best. As recently as 1988, your white brother higher than) your words, David Duke is a subtle man with I truly believe in my heart that we can he was the presidential candidate for the black brother? How can these great lies, ignorance and hate being his only receive and appreciate God’s love motivating factors. The same is true also and peace through the blood of Jesus. for all men and women of his caliber or This is no other way. If there were we for those who use his name in a positive would have found it by now. Therefore, I Breslin welcomes New Year manner. dare anyone to speak against this article, Dear Students: intellectual, spiritual, emotional, Word Three. Love. but first judge yourself and yOur conduct It gives me great pleasure, on behedf psychological and physical. Take How can we ever reach peace on this and see whether you be in love 6r iri your of the faculty, trustees, staff and control of and responsiblity for your campus with such discord and ignorance own emotions and ignorance, looking to administration, to welcome you back to own life. Sometimes problems will among us. [Sorrentino] did not even look please yourself instead of God. Before campus for the start of the Winter Term arise. When that Happens, seek the through magazine articles to see what you do anything ask God about it first. 1992. As we begin this new year, I advice and counsel 6f a mentor here on manner of man he was backing. How would like to take a moment to renew campus. Air of us ard here to help you. irresponsible! These kind of people are our pledge that we are here to assiire Our University's centennial cele­ the type that allow Drexel to remained Henry K. Spraggins III each and every one of you a first rate bration continues to be an outstanding burdened in the rudimentary elements of Computer Science, '92 education and our promise to work success and concludes with commence­ tirelessly to help you achieve your ment weekend in June. Your continuing goals. support and participation in helping to You have chosen Drexel, in part, for establish the foundation for our second Q u e s tio n s ? its ability to link theory and practice, century of excellence and a Drexel and we like to believe that we do this University of which we can all be proud better than any institution in higher are essential. We need you! Enjoy the education. Consequently, your Drexel upcoming semester — put a lot into it, WE KNOW YOU HAVE THEM. education experience will stand you in and you will take a great deal from iu remarkable good stead as you complete With my very best wishes for your LET US ANSWER THEM. your studies and prepare to enter the good health and a successful new year, I professional field for which we are so am BRING THEM TO THE TRIANGLE able preparing you. Sincerely yours, In the process of this intense OFRCE IN 3010 MagALISTER. education experience, may I remind you that your goal in life is to become a complete personality. Take time to WE WILL PUT THEM IN PRINT. smell the roses and pay attention to all Richard D. Breslin, PhD. aspects of your ongoing development — President HOPEFULLY EVEN WITH ANSWERS. The Triangle • January 10, 1992 • 7 Exiting columnist offers P fo je c itle his criticisms of Drexel U. V om r^ I really was not expecting to write this that has stuck. column so soon. Because of circum­ Well, when I sat down behind my stances beyond my control, this is my last computer to start this column, I dccidcd week here at Drexel and thus, this to go back to my original moniker for two newspaper. So now I’m in a position rea.sons. One, this one was always my where I’m grudgingly writing my favorite, and two, I intend to tic baseball farewell column. into my last ever column. Here’s how. The way 1 see it, my release from Drexel allows me to test the free agent market, and to tell the truth I think I could do pretty well with the numbers I have (I’m going to rattle them off here so if you real don’t want to hear me brag about Presiden't Bush voices the type of student Drexel lost, skip down But before I begin, let me say one a couple o f paragraphs.) I graduated in his oplni’on oh Japanese thing. Even though my getting dropped the top 5% of my high school class with a from the university was through 3.96 GPA, was National Honor Society, ^rao/e relations absolutely no fault of my own, I refuse to an officer of the Computer Club for two blame Drexcl’s incompetent bureaucracy. years, had a combined SAT score of I was naive enough to believe that once 1 nearly 1300, and was awarded the got to Drexel that this school would do Maryland Certificate of Merit. That’s just Taking a look at the it’s best to keep a student of my caliber. in high school. Obviously, this isn’t the case. My Since arriving at Drexel (the majors naivete has since been corrected and ! leagues, if you will) I’ve been able to Willie Smith rape case now realize that the only thing a school maintain these slats. During my time at The topic is a little outdated, thanks to The newspapers published her name cares about is the bottom line. 1 was also Drexel, I’ve compiled a 3.7 GPA, have the break, but while suidying for exams, I before the trial. CNN couldn’t even keep naive enough to believe that the Hnancial been active in SPA and (obviously) at was very disturbed by something — the their little “mystery dot” over her facc. aid I got from Drexel freshman year The Triangle. I also competed on our William Kennedy Smith rape trial. I’m According to the National Student would be continued. This naive thought is College Bowl team last year and received not going to haip on the things that every News Service’s statistics on violence what did m e in. The College of Arts and Sciences Dean’s other newspaper has concentrated on a against women, “Only 50% of rapes are The reason why I’ve been dropped is Award for Outstanding Academic ever reported; of those reported less than non-payment. This stems from a Achievement in the Freshman or 40% result in arrests.” Guest lawyers on paperwork foul-up that started when I got Sophomore Year. I don’t know, it seems CNN were even discussing how hard it is my tuition bill for fall term. When 1 that whoever was in charge of the ball to prosecute a rapist. “One out of seven opened it, I was completely shocked to club hasn’t been paying attention. women currently attending college has see no flnancial aid. After a few calls, I Anyhow, the way I sec it. I’m a Bobby been raped.” Why would anyone want to found out this was due to the fact that Bonilla type of free agent — my numbers create that horrible scenario that the jury Drexel never received my financial aid are so good I could go to any school month ago. My big question is why and found unbelievable or at least not applications. Since I was told it was (major league club) I choose. I com­ what was the point? If there was one was provable? impossible for Drexel to lose anything, pletely intend to take advantage of this the victim telling the Uuth? I’m not taking Did she do it so she could sell her story the only people who must be responsible fact. I fully intend to take a look at all the a stand on either side because, honestly, and “get rich quick,” or was she actually for this must have been the post office. schools I’m interested in and see which as a female and as a reporter, I have victimized? 1 mean I’ve heard the lines To make a long story short, Drexel gave school has the most to offer me in terms conflicting thoughts. work for both sexes when it comes to me no aid this year, whereas last year I of scholarships, programs, etc. Like 1 said I started to watch it, by accident, on the rides home. Senator Kennedy leaves got $12,000 worth. Does this make any earlier, I haven’t ruled Drexel out, and I Monday of exam week while putting off seeing that Smith was with a woman. sense to you? It certainly doesn’t to me. guess I’m still willing to negotiate. But, my studying. Without any research 1 Thinking he would “hook up” Smith pulls Anyway, I’m not ruling out a return to any school with a better offer will assumed that Smith was another one of the “gosh my ride just left, I guess I’ll Drexel, and I harbor no ill feelings to the definitely be able to land me. After all, those rich womanizers that thought that lake a cab (walk for the common people) university or anyone in it. With that out that’s what free agency is all about. he was invincible. As a Kennedy, visions home” line. Feeling bad, she offers him a of my system, on with the column... To tell the truth, iH do leave Drexel of Marilyn singing “Happy Birthday” to ride. It’s an act of kindness and by no When I first came to The Triangle, ii for good, which is more likely to happen good old J.F.K. popped into my mind. means implies sex. The same scenario was as a work study during the spring than not, I will miss this place. When I The victim wasn’t one of those can apply when addressing the issues of term last year. My duties were basically searched for a college back in high groupie types claiming that she was drunk driving. Their separate versions of to.clean-up the back issue vault and assist school, Drexel was the first and only pregnant with a rock star’s child, their discussion were in conflict. So she in any way possible in getting the paper choice I made. I sort of look at the whole individually. Smith was a successful was quizzing him about medical terms. out. This eventually included proof­ experience now as a relationship gone nobody who just happened to be I’m sure a lot of men say that they arc reading, and writing articles for the bad. I really did love this place, and maternally relat^ to a highly prominent doctors or lawyers just so they can pick entertainment and sports sections, it also probably still do. But, at least for the family. With a name like William Smith up women. meant starting my own column — In the moment. I’m not masochistic enough to the only thing that would comc to mind As the curious person who 1 am, I Left Field Sun. attempt to start this relationship again. upon making his acquaintance, would be would want to sec the house or the private I originally chose that name becausc There was too much pain for the little to ask how DJ Jazzy Jeff was. Despite a beach of the Kcnnedys if 1 was invited. baseball was (and always will be) my pleasure 1 got from this place. Of course, female member of the jury saying that he Again this doesn’t imply sex, just a desire great passion and I somehow wanted to this feeling may change with time, and was, “too good looking and charming to to go sightseeing at a late hour. For incorporate that into my column. At the that's why I haven’t completely ruled out be a rapist,” (give me a break). I’m sure anybody out there who has never worn time, I thought using that title was the a return. she could have found much better if she pantyhose, if I knew that I would be bes^ way to incorporate this passipn into So before I wrap up a column for the was just looking for a “hook-up.” walking on the beach. I’d take them off ;th^.,\y,Qr^;I w ^ d()ing for The TiVipgle, last time, I would just like to say a few Before I starteid watching the trial, 1 too. Sand mixes with pantyhose worse i[qr.^ vvfiUe, Just about every column I things 1 0 everyone whose life has touched heard trivial comments about little things than it mixes with socks. It would just be ,\vrqte was tied into baseball in one way or mine in the last 15 months. Let me just about such things as the type lingerie she plain uncomfortable. Finally if she was anpttier. say that this has been the best experience was wearing. Are,|^l of the American yelling, are you going to tell me his At the beginning of this past fall term, of my life and none of you will ever be women that are keieping Victoria's Secret family was going to testify to it. however, I fell I needed to break away forgotten. Especially those in SPA and in business sluts? Ij^ ' s be serious. Whatever did go on, whether both from this and start writing about things The Triangle. It really has been great So back to the tfial. I guess it’s fair to were in consent or not, it was no( between without relating piem to baseball. For that working with everyone who has been say innocent until proven guilty. Perhaps “loving adults” as Smith’s lawyer reason, I ended up changing the title to involved. I will truly miss a lot of great it was a set up and the outcome of the implied. For God sakes, they kept calling Voices in the Sky. I never got completely people who I hope will stay in touch. uial reflected what actually happened. I each other the wrong names. And no comfortable with the title, so a couple From this point on you can find me mean taking a vase as a memento, that matter what kind of activity was going weeks later I changed it again to On ihe where I've always loved to be the most does appear to be a bit unusual. And how on, it was neither “safe” nor responsible. Threshold of a Dream, and up until now — out in the left field sun. about the victim’s friend selling the story Adults should know better, especially one right after the rape occurred. Rape is who is a doctor! known to be an incredibly traumatic The whole thing is just a documen­ CoUmtnists sought! experience, and not only is her friend tation of a one night stand that shouldn’t being paid to spread the news, but the have happened, no matter who’s decision victim went straight to the media less it was. If Smith testified truthfully he Do you have anything interesting and than a week after the u-ial. admitted how cold-hearted he was. It was extremely opinionated to say? 1 read in an interview that she was nice of him to leave her on tlie grass and giving interviews to help women to not go swimming when he was finished. Do you w^ant to see your nam e in print? be afraid. Not be afraid! Does she really So maybe she’s psychotic; maybe he think being identified as “that rape really is a rapist who only thought that W ell hey, w hy don't you w rite a victim" who couldn’t prove her case (or she was playing hard to get. To me it only who set up the Kennedy) is actually going says, it doesn’t matter how rich, well guest colum n for The Triangle. to combat the tragedy of acquaintance educated, or prominent the person; it and date rape? If anything I would think doesn’t mean he will call in the morning. that it would discourage women from It was also a great, free promotion for If v^e like it, you can w rite on a bi-w eekly basis. taking a rape to uial. that new movie “JFK”! 8 • The Triangle • January 10,1992 Columnist describes his background and beliefs After two printings I have already tell by my name that I I want to also note the reason that it is important to clear up might not necessarily note a decided to continue with my am Jewish, since “Ari” is the 1 stand so firmly behind the popular misconceptions using bibliography. I do, however, biweekly column. It is quite Hebrew word for “lion” that my nation of Israel because I am a empirical data, actual historical hope that if anyone has any obvious to those who have read parents took from the movie Messianic Jew, one who be­ facts, and sometimes, pure questions on my sources, that my other articles, that I am very Exodus. As an American Jew lieves that Yeshua (or Jesus) is common sense to address these they would leave word with the opinionated when it comes to who has studied and continues the Messiah of whom the Jewish attacks (physical attacks, and Triangle staff—I will gladly issues that concern the Middle to study the history and currcnt Prophets in the Old Testament attacks made by mightiest sword respond. East. In order for my points to world opinion on Israel, I am (or Tdnach) spoke. The connec­ of all, the pen!). This column It is also very im portant to quite concerned with the way tion between prophecies concer­ will not be a religious one (as note in closing that I do not the nation of Israel has been, and ning Yeshua and modem day can already be seen by my Tirst believe that Israel and its is currently being portrayed by Israel can be found within the two), but will be based on actual political structure are always the American press. In my opin­ Bible in several locations. I historical and legal facts that arc correct in their actio n s ,and ion, most of the media attention believe the regathering of Jewish frequently misrepresented to the faultless in all of their decisions. given to Israel is unjustly bia.scd. people in the land of Israel public. This does not mean I will Their government, like ours, My goal through this column is (1948) and Jerusalem being not quote the Bible from time to makes many mistakes. be taken seriously however I to explain and clear up the restored to the Israelis (1%7) is time, but I will not use it to back I do not claim to be an expert believe a proper introduction is misinformation that most people ciciviy the fulfillment of Biblical up any facts, just to complimcnt in this field, for I continue to in order. have been, and still are being prophecy. The Bible also them! leiim A*! all of us do, about any My name is Ari Waller and told concerning Israel’s position pralicts the nations of the world My sources are usually subject in which they arc I’m a sophomore, History/Poli­ in a world which we have seen turning against Israel after it is newspaper and magazine arti­ interested. I challenge those who tics major (yes we do exist!) change dramatically over the last restored, so the press does not cles, as well as publications disagree to write opposing here at Drexel. Some can decade. surprise me. I believe, however. printed by the American Israeli statements, but of course to be Public Affairs Committee ready, as I try to be, to back it (AlPAC) which is located in up. I have no problem admitting Washington. Other sources such when 1 am proven wrong, as I A Celebration In Hojtor O f as authors, professors, and hope will be the same for those history books will also be u.scd. who choose to respond. 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N o t another Tri-Span! Spend the m oney elsew here I first saw the Drexcl Tri- no way to get the attention of didn’t need this added hassle, (i.e., check the garden at the for the festivities, and students Span when I was a high school Architectural Digest. A few but nobody involved — not the Rush Building) or the Nike would still have lo attend class freshman attending a science things should be taken into city who issued the long-expired statue indoors? and mi.ss it all. competition on campus. I was consideration: permit, not the Drexel admin­ Project funding would best be Why must Drexel’s Board of duly impressed; it looked kind Students are inconvenienced istration, not the workers who used elsewhere. Why waste Trustees and “a parallel group” of attractive (in a futuristic sort and put their safety at risk. If were hired to take the Tri-Span $90,000 on two involved — whatever that is — commit of way) and pretty sturdy. you’re going to try to make down — saw fit to prevent it. construction projects that are money to this unnecessary Well, one out of two wasn’t something that no design can What will happen if and when destined to fall apart anyway? project, and will Drexcl students bad. Recent talk around campus prevent from eventual collapse, work starts on Tri-Span II? They didn’t build the Statue of end up bearing the cost in any then why make it at all? If you There should be suggestions Liberty for the sole purpose of way? An idea: why not sink build it anyway, why build it so from alternative sources. People Lee lacocca rushing to repair it a some of that money and energy large and over an area with high seem to forget that “ art" is century later. Likewise, they into a few dozen more recycling pedestrian traffic? Tri-Span included with “science” and don’t tear down Olympic venues bins around campus and in the plans sound like accidents “ industry” in the U niversity the day after closing ceremonies dorms? That would certainly waiting to happen. High winds, em blem . Face it: what a Tri- (well, maybe Albertville is an convey, in the words of the subway vibrations, rof and rust, Span amounts to is a geome­ exception). Tri-Span II is just Widman article, an “environ­ and m The Triangle has centered vandalism, a fraternity prank — trically perfect, larger-than-life good money following bad mental theme.” around its collapse last August anything could cause such a pimple. This is the last thing money; the projcct sounils more Basically, what I’m .saying is and the senior design team structure to fall and injure Drexel needs to represent the and more like the plans to fix a that the Board of Trustees and planning to build Tri-Span II. anyone walking under it. whole of the creativity fostered Pentagon toilet. the engineering design team Reading Duncan Widman’s Dec. And why was so little work by this campus. There has to be If they can spring for ought to consider their decisions 6 article about Tri-Span II over done to demolish the first Tri- another way to do it. Founder’s Day and its amenities, and actions a bit longer. Drexel vacation, a thought hit me: who Span a full month after the area Can the University expand or why can’t a corporation or two is certainly in desperate need of in A t world was blind enough to was roped off? Surely, any hype up the exhibits in the put up the money for one of the a facelift to boost morale and support the Tri-Span projects in student who was in a hurry gallery next to, and the lobby in above beautification ideas? make the University community the first placc? during the last summer term front of, Mandell Theater? Can Imagine: the Bell of Pennsyl­ a nicer place to be in and look Now, don’t take me to be could have gone through the these exhibits be relocated to a vania Flame of Knowledge II: at, but 1 doubt a sccond Tri-Span against the beautification of roped-off area anyway, putting more prominent area? Can “The the Sun Company would will propel the University Drexel's campus; I most themselves at great risk. Of Flam e o f K nowledge” in the videotape the installation at the towards such a goal. Besides, 1 certainly am not. This school course, more .sensible students Quad’s fountain look bigger and Quad fountain, main entrances think we’d all prefer a bureau­ could sure use some more trees would still be hurried and better? Can free-standing scul­ to Matheson, Stratton, and cratic shaft on the shoulders to a and grass, some more art, a little frustrated because of the extra pture and statuary by indepen­ Disque Halls would be closed wooden shaft through the skull. less concrete and orange brick time (however short) needed to dent artists join our founder’s here and there. But a Tri-Span is go around the site. The students likeness on the campus grounds SUNDAY • Exiled Campus Page Editor WORSHIP sends The Triangle a letter Peoples, • Microwavable bunitos are One of the bad things about JOIN US FOR OUR I'm currently attending grad only 25 cents when you're 75 life here is Irvine. They tend to school at the University of miles from the mexican border. keep things a certain way. City WEEKLY CELEBRATION California, Irvine, studying • No one here understands regulations prohibit you from robotics. I have already learned Rizzo/Goode jokes. leaving your garage door open, 11AM several things here: • Coyotes eat housecats. hanging your clothes out to dry, •.Never make fun of little My advanced dynamics prof. putting up curtains that aren't 226 CREESE STUDENT girly-man circuits problems in told us that we should call thin off-white, or painting your your homework when the T.A. rods 'prolate spheroids' because house in a non-approved color. CENTER who grades it is in IEEE. it will make people think we are Suburban hell, kids. • Californians have the cool. Maybe not. This place becomes a grave­ strange notion that cars should The campus is very pretty— yard after hours. The Kinko's stop for pedestrians. they have lots of those tall green closes at 8:00.1 didn't know that ALL ARE W ELCOM E • I need greasy, fattening things growing all over. They they were allowed to do that. foods to exist, (no cheesesteaks also have significantly less That's all for now. Happy here) Catch-22 adminisu-ative bureau­ Holidays. • Wear your sunglasses every­ cracy than some Philadelphia where, even in the shower. schools I know. Ian

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Runners-up — Bob Marley, Talkin' version of Dad’s hit, but I’m a sucker for a good Nirvanamania hit). Blues', The Las ballad. Album that was the Biggest Waste o f Money Biggest Waste o f Money Biggest Musical Disappointment I actually paid money for Cinderella’s Heartbreak Station because Genesis, We Can’t Dance. Thanks for stopping by The Spanic Boys at the Tower. I needed something to review that week. What was I thinking? Jack the studio on the way to the bank, guys. Best Uve Show Peisico, you had better appnciau that. Best Single o f 1991 Trash Can Sinatras at Dobbs, Albert King at Worst Single “Losing My Religion," REM. Yeah, an easy one, Penn’s Landing. Honorable mention to Dread “I Can’t Dance” by Genesis. Appropriately ends with Phil Collins but still a great song. Runners-up — “Kiss Them Zeppelin at the Cabaret for a goofy and fun show. singing “I can’t sing”. And Ihinl^ this song was released at the very for Me” by Siouxsie; “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by What Ugly Trend Do I See Happening end of 1991, so maybe I can use it again next year! Nirvana Instead of just a few lame USSR bands coming to Most Inane Lyrics Worst Sinpe o f 1991 the States like they used to, we can now expect a From Tom Petty (acki gag!), comes the spoken; “I ’m “Too Legit To Quit," Hammer. Sounds like a re­ Commonwealth of independently schlocky heavy outlwalkin’around/hands in my pockets ” Is that supposed to be jected cheer from a mentally retarded pep squad. metal bands. meaningful or something? Most Inane Lyrics o f 1991 New Year’s Resolution Worst Remake o f ’91 “Too legit to quit" — you know who. Repeat 800 1. To be there for Michael Jackson when he finally My personal un-favorite comes from Rubiyat — Faster Pussycat’s times while having a seizure. cracks. Call me, Mike! Please! I can help! rendition of Carty Simon’s “You’re So Vain”. Favorite Lines o f 1991 2. To become Madonna’s official sweat collector. My Guilty Pleasure "/ try to act like someone else but I don't act good 3. To find out how Mariah Carey really reaches Okay, okay! So I kinda like Mariah Carey. Just shut up already. enough," “Bieathin’ Easy,” The Reivers those high notes. Biggest MusieaHetdo/wns < i ' < “I’m so ugly, but it’s okay, 'cause you are too," Box sets you should never expect Styx at the Mann Music Center, Aug 23, A precise duplicale of the “Lithuim,” Nirvana Gerardo, Vanilla Ice, Debbie Gibson, Color Me diow they dkl at the Tower Theater just ihiee monihs before. Same Badd songs, same order, even the same between « n g dialogue. 1 mean enicfiy iheA m e between song dialogue; V otatim . But what would the asparagus think? Yes at the Spictrw^JiHy 12, A ctdtecfiOir^^ging British faits on n routing st^ e who think they*r» really brilliant. And they Rich Coughlan, Comics Pane Editor What Mws your guilty pleasure o f 1991 couldWe at least pretended to Quiie the dis­ I don’t know. appointment, I must say.. Best Album o f 1991 Biggest musical disappointment p f 1991 Best Live PeifomoMct - ' ' I don’t know. I don’t know. Dweezil Zappa ^ tm e t a im got to bettte Album that was the biggest waste o f money Best live show you saw in 1991 (joolest dude on the planet. Not « d y is bat he’s a bitchin’ I don’t know. The Sisters of Mercy (even though the opening too. And rea% ^him.'flus'he^s^ft^ppift^- Best Single o f 1991 band sucked). versionoCtheihcin^fie^^ r:. ‘ . a t I don’t know. What ugly trend do you see in music in 1991? FisUMMe dnd Primus at the Jo m r tk e i^ , Hm. 22, I^cimus, e ^ Worst Single o f 1991 I don’t know. cialiy bassist Les:<3i^pQQL gives futt'on m u ^l::chubby; I don’t know. New Year’s Resolution for music in 1991? Ih^rwi^seriouslyldckinM AndJ?i^hbOi»jbM rilled.' > Most Inane Lyrics o f 1991 I don’t know. VgfyTrentlPor’92 I don’t know. Comswut! The sudden explosion of Queen album ;ia)es flo w in g die deadi of Worst Remake o f 1991 Rich may have not have much to say, but at least it their singer. Freddie Mercury. Oddly entjngh, the band was in a I don’t know. was easy to type in. Cornswut? ^M ai^TSonpagelS And even more Nirvana! Entertainment Editor submits her 20 OK&AGom,TrianfileStcffWriter ______(And we all know you^ve been waiting with baited breath) Best Album o f 1991 Anita j. Michel, Entertainment Editor Nirvana, Nevermind. Giv|ng it several listens, I agr«9 that it understand what he was singing. deserves the attention it’s getting. Best Album o f 1991 Worst Remake o f 1991 Album that was the biggest wasltitf money on I99I- With flyin the flannel, fIREHOSE proved you can “Anarchy in the U.K.” destroyed by Motley Crue. MeiaUica, Metallica. Metailicai Metallica, sniff, we hardly knew move to a major label and leave most of your Is nothing sacred anymore? The worst Uibute/cover .thee.' musical integrity intact. Sixteen tracks of pure album was Heaven and Hell Part I, featuring muti­ B fst Single o f 1991 sonic noise and weirdness. And along the noise lations of Velvet Underground songs. “Sffleils Lik9 Teen Spirit,” Nirvana.‘Nuff said. vein, Neil Young delivered this year with the Guilty Pleasure o f 1991 Worst Single o f 1991 ArclWeld set, three discs of feedback and des- W. Axl Rose in a kilt really gave me gooseflesh "WUdside" Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. Yet another gieat UiKtion. 1 don’t care how old he gets, Neil still has and a tingling sensation in my naughty parts. NOT! song sampled poOTly. a place in my record collection. Also noteworthy NOT! NOT! NOT! NOT! Most Inane Lyrics o f 1991 was Graham Parker’s Struck By Lightining. Biggest musical disappiontments of 1991 “Take my hand/roff to. never neverland’’ Mcutlica* -Enter Album that was the biggest waste o f money in The Elvis Costello and Godfathers albums. The SaiKintaa-Oh, cofni» on! 1991 Elvis Costello concert. No new music. Summer No doubt about it, Big Audio Dynamite II's The tours by old farts. No new Ramones album. Phila­ *'Uve ailA t e l Die.* U Iw Globe. From this accident I learned never to by a delphia radio continued to suck. disc based on the single, no matter how Clash-y it Best live show o f 1991 UJCJ-Jf Sid¥Wow,we«K “ sounds. The remix on the album wasn’t even the Bongwater at the Khyber Pass in July. Ann atbui|(£in pkiuto iu$ sdntafi;. same single they played on the radio. Sold this Magnuson and Kramer were both nearly naked by back only a week after I bought it the end of the set, and a massive head uip (o boot Best Single o f 1991 Noteworthy — Too Much Joy at Dobbs in August, “Right Here, Right Now” by Jesus Jones was pure and die Replacements at the Tower in March. ruxMigbt they woi«fludd«fe4.co^|(^kt! pop for now people, and a three minute slice of pop Ugly Trend that will happen in music in 1992 heaven. Runner up is Elvis Costello's, “The Other There will be more ugly, no-talent heavy metal ^ w a p ^ l^ ^ l^ v a t;'Ja m e 's A ddition and Inain^l’s Side of Summer,” but the rest of his album wanked. bands covering classic punk tunes and thinking R«tti«8, ^ W v in g < M q r «U ^lolc ibf Worst Single o f 1991 they’re soooo cool. Listen up guys, punk is dead, WMiurtr j«ii feriR This honor goes to Stevie “I gargle with Drano” let it rest in peace. As hard as you t^ , you’re not and oiha^ mlisif; with Nicks and her disaster “Sometimes it’s a Bitch.” going to recreate the spirit of 1977. Puke! Gag! Barf! Ick! Need we say more? Vomit! New Year’s Resolution fo r music in 1992 ffyinjarHtw k ' Hives! Dreck! To take Hammer more seriously since he has Ci«aiejAyQwnnewtrand>ofjn)isk$,U^^ Most Inane Lyrics o f 1991 dropped the “M.C.” from his name. Who I ’m bool»asdrums. aiKlhiy Q!!mlo^y vohtB. Oh boy, the Rolling Stones try to be topical with going to miss the most in 1992 “Highwire” — “We walk the highwire!sending our Mr. Johnny Thunders (1952-1991), guitarist Fugaaa, Steady Diet tfN oU ^j. One of the bMjH lands around rfsfiai- troops to the front linelblah blah blah..." Give it extrodinaire for the New York Dolls, the es^to conform tQ any corporate schomi?^. including w hirls and up already. The other contender in this catagory is Heartbreakers, and for himself. Too much junkie R.E.M.’s “Shiny Happy People.” I think we all business, indeed, but he didn’t deserve to die. Rest liked Michael Stipe better when you couldn’t in piece Johnny, I miss you. The Triangle • January 10,1992 • 11 1991 • The Year in Movies • 1991 The best, worst, and just about everything else in between

Steve Segal, Dan Isaksen, and Most O verrated Movies (the ones ascending police helicopter. Now we Joe Saracino______critics swore by - or made mucho bucks - know why they call ’em choppers. Runner The Three Amigos but let us down) up: an appendectomy performed with a Sleeping with the Enemy, Barton Fink, power saw in Ricochet. Best Movies The Prince of Tides, My Girl, Bugsy. Most Violent Movie JFK, The SUence o f the Lambs, Thelma & Dishonorable mention: The Naked Gun 2 Out fo r Justice. A meat cleaver is used to Louise, Cape Fear, The Fisher King. 112. pin a bad guy's hand to a wall; cueballs Runnd-s up (for sheer entertainment and B iggest S u rp rises (the ones that either knock several teeth out; a handful of repeat value): Teminaior 2, Robin Hood, came out of nowhere or ones for which victims are shot at point-blank range; a Backdretft. we had low expectations) machete gets buried into a bad guy’s W orst Movies Dead Again, Point Break, Defending Your thigh; a shotgun blast tears off the bottom The Butcher’s Wife, Only the Lonely, A Life, Boyz 'N the Hood, Doc Hollywood. of someone’s leg; lots of broken bones; a Kiss Before Dying, Oscar. Another You. Honorable mentions: Star Trek VI, The few faces used to shatter windows; at Runners Down: FX2, Life Stinks. Last Boy Scout, Hook. least two ruptured testicles from an in­ Best Actors Biggest Disappointments (ones we truding knee; countless flown fists; fi7 ing Anthony Hopkins (The Silence o f the eagerly anticipated but astonished us pans used like tennis racquets against bad Lambs, the most chilling performance in when they fa il^ to live up to the hype) guy’s face; a corkscrew jabbed into a many a year); Nick Nolte (excellent in Regarding Henry, Mobsters, The Doors, forehead. All in all, a real family Tilm. Cape Fear, but even more stellar in The Flight of the Intruder, Hudson Hawk. Violence We Never Really Saw Pririce o f Tides)-, Robert De Niro (the Runners down: Billy Bathgate, Dying Aside from the shredding climax, it most memorable psycho right after Hann­ Young, For the Boys. seemed all-too-obvious that much of the ibal Lecter, as Max Cady in Cape Fear)\ Best Director bloodletting, bonecrunching violence in Jeff Bridges (astounding in The Fisher Martin Scorsese (Cape Fear). It’s not just The Last Boy Scout was uimmcd out and King, beating out co-star Robin Williams; because he’s lost the Oscar so many times Linda Hamilton pumped up in ‘T2. ’ we expected Williams to be great, but in the past and we feel his time has come, Best Portrayal of a Real-Life Person Bridges’ performance was a shock); and it’s because of his unmatched skill at Val Kilmer. In The Doors, he was so good Kevin Cosmer (restrained yet potent and making such in-your-face, gritty films that we were convinced he was Jim Morrison. powerful in JFK). Runners up: Robin linger in the memory long after the movie Spooky. Williams (The Fisher King); Val Kilmer has ended. With Cape Fear, he turned to Best Comic Performances (a/k/a best (The Doors-, see related category further mainstream genre-movie-making and scene-stealers) below). instantly made it his own, creating one of William Sadler as The Grim Reaper in Best Actresses the best psychological suspense thrillers Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey; Christina Geena Da\is (Thelma Louise, edging of our time. Honorable mention goes to Ricci as Wednesday Addams (The Add- out co-star Susan Sarandon because her’s John Singleton (Boyz 'N The Hood), ams Family); Dustin Hoffman as Hook; was the more dynamic, evolving perfo­ though liberal “borrowing” from Rob Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Notting­ rmance); Jodie Foster (impeccable as R einer’s Stand by Me almost made us ham (Robin Hood); and Martin Short as Agent Starling, the mental match for worry about plagerism. But for a debut Franck Eggelhoffer, the flamboyant Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the directorial effort, Boyz was incredible and wedding coordinator in Father of the Lambs); Annette Bening (sultry and just might get the young black director an Bride. seductive, with matching smarts and sharp Oscar nomination (which would be great, Best Anti-’Type Performance tongue as Virginia Hill in Bugsy); if only to see Spike Lee get pissed Michael J. Fox’ hilarious turn as spoiled Michelle Pfeiffer (so convincing as a off...again). Hollywood bratpacker cum foul-mouthed, plain, everyday waitress hiding deep emo- Most Unnecessary Shots of Teen­ two-fisted action movie star in The Hard Way. jtion^^ scars^in Frankie .Johnny); and agers in Their Underwear Best Musical Scores Mercedes Ruehl (Jeff Bridges’ live-in in Toy Soldiers, during which the leads H ook (John Williams); JFK (John The Fisher King). spend nearly half of their screentime Williams); Beauty and the Beast (Alan Best Supporting Actors sporting their Fruit-of-the-Looms. M enken); Backdraft (Hans Zimmer); Donald Sutherland (JFK)-, Harvey Keitel ‘riages emoted in 'The Fisher king’ Robin Hood (Michael Kamen). (Thelma & Louise); Samuel L. Jackson left on the editing room floor, possibly to Worst Music (Jungle Fever). avoid an “NC-17” rating. We got lots of FX2 (Lalo Schifirin), which sounded like Best Supporting Actresses punches, shootings, explosions, stabbings one of those bad late-nite 70’s movies fea­ Juliette Lewis (holding her own against and slicings, but nc,vcr really saw the turing a neverending jazzy-wannabe score such heavyweights as Robert De Niro, graphic good stuff. that induces frantic fits and convulsions. Nick Nolte and Jessica Lange in Cape Worst Makeup This non-score can probably be blamed Fear); Amanda Flummer (for her tender For the Boys. When you’re supposed to for several violent crimes in and around mind-over-matter, brains-over-beauty per­ wade in the sentimental tears of seeing theatres showing FX2 eariier last spring. formance as the object of Robin 90-year-olds Bette Midler and James Best Theatrical IVailer Williams’ love in The Fisher King); Caan reunite, you just want to break out Backdraft, making wonderful use of Nicole Kidman (Billy Bathgate: though into a chmus of laughter and shout “trick- James Homer’s majestic music from his she received second billing after Dustin or-treat!” score for 1989’s Glory. Hoffman, her limited.yet highly memo­ Best Cameos Best Movie Poster rable, screen time may make her’s a better Sean Connery (Robin Hood) and Robin The Rocketeer. The 1930’s art-deco bet for an Oscar nomination in the Williams (Dead Again). design sold this movie 6 months before its supporting category). Best Villian release, even without the help of a Most Underrated Movies (flicks we Though Robert De Niro was absolutely usually-requisite tag-line (look carefully, really dug but most others really didn’t) terrifying as Cape Fear's vicious psycho­ because 9 posters out of 10 have some The Rocketeer, L. A. Story, Frankie & tic Max Cady, his is nonetheless an hon­ sort of slick tag-line summing-up the film Johnny, The Hard Way, Backdraft. orable mention after Terminator 2 ’s or punctuating its title; we admire those Honorable mentions: The Marrying Man, Robert Patrick, whose menacing presence, precious few posters that can sell the film The Commitments. cold stare, u-im psysique and actions of without the sometimes goofy tag-lines). feline precision made him quite the match It’s a pity the Walt Disney Studio chose, to the advance poster for 'The Rocketeer’ for Arnold. We also think that he’d be the ditch this design and use a James Bond- George C. Scott E x o rcist 3 O v e r­ best choice to play Peter Parker/ Spider- ish collage for the video release. acting Award man in the upcoming James Cameron Worst Movie Posters (before some Goes to Anthony Quinn who, in Jungle directed project. Think about it. Anyone anal-retentive schmucks accuse us of Fever and especially in Mobsters, could out there in Hollywood listening? stealing our choices from a mid-summer barely be contained. Best New Muscles Premier article, we admit that we con­ Best Stunts Linda Hamilton (Terminator 2). sidered not inlcuding this category simply Point Break. Definitely. What? Term­ Most Interesting Hairdo because of such possible accusations, but inator 2 you say? Truly, great stunts, but JoePesci(7F^0. we really were convinced that these were nothing we didn’t expect or see months Worst Accents the worst, so here goes) eariier in the trailers. Honorable mention: Demi Moore (The Butcher's Wife) whose Dying Young (lots of chemistry between Backdraft. so-called accent shifted from Southern to these two, no?) and City Slickers (you’d Best Special Effects New English to Irish to Scottish to God have to be preuy damned good to recog­ Terminator ^, no question. Honorable knows what (example, her quote “Love’s nize that the man in the Yankees cowboy mention: Backdraft. To paraphrase Ebert, the leap that won’t be denied” came out hat was indeed Billy Crystal; for the video “Incredible! We don’t know how they did sounding something like “Loov’s de leep release, a smiling photo shot of Crystal it!” thit wun’t be dey-noied”). And don’t was superimposed over the former painted Most Imaginative Death Sequence think we’d let Steven Seagal get away likeness of him, finally making him The Last Boy Seoul, at the end of which with that gutterish Brooklyn accent ^ a t actually look like Billy). the bad guy (Taylor Negron) is riddled just didn’t convince us (Out for Justice). W orst Movie Title with bullets from several machine guns And cry “bandwagon” all you want to, but Dying Young. Really made you rush right while atop the lights at the Colosseum, we’ll also take a shot at Kevin Costner in out and pul your ass in the theatre seat, falls over the railing and then has a mid­ Robin Hood, though his Louisiana accent didn’t it? air collision with the rotor blades of an Kevin Costner in Oliver Stone's 'JFK’ in JFK was quite on-the-money. See HOLLYWOOD BLVD. on page 13 12 • The Triangle • January 10,1992 More musical opinions from the rest of the Triangle staff Gary Rosenzweig, Editor In Chief Dan iVIorrow, Ed-Op Editor A Lil' Ain't Enough, David Lee Roth (Do Ted Hovt'e, Friend of The Ti-iangle Best Album o f 1991 Best Album o f 1991 you think he regrets leaving VH?) Best Album of 1991 Didn’t buy albums released after 1978. Nirvana, Nevermind Best Single o f 1991 I have to reverse an earlier decision that I Album that Mfos the biggest waste of Best Single o f 1991 “Get Off,” Prince & the NPG. Funkiest made. My favorite album of 1991 was money in 1991 Nirvana, “Smells Like Teen Spirit” stuff he’s done since “Housequake.” For Unlayyful Carnal Knowledge by Van See above answer, but it was probably Worst Single o f 1991 Worst Single o f 1991 Halen. something by George Michael or Michael Mariah Carey, “Emotions” “Home Sweet Home,” Motley Crue (I Album That Was The Biggest Waste of Jackson. Worst Remake o f 1991 didn’t like it then and I don’t like it now!) Money in 1991 Best Single o f 1991 Motley Crue, “Anarchy in the U.K.” Worst Remake o f 1991 Elvis Costello, Mighty Like a Rose. I often Didn’t listen to the radio in 1991. Biggest musical disappointment or “Wild Side,” Marky Mark and the Funky reconsider my reviews after a while and Worst Single o f 1991 letdown o f 1991 Bunch will change my opinion. But this album See above answer, but it must have been Led Zeppelin didn’t regroup and tour Guilty Pleasure o f 1991 really stinks. If Elvis can recover from that Michael Jackson song (hat was shown Best live show you saw in 1991 Paula Abdul - Spellbound actually has this dreadful attempt (and find a razor) I after The Simpsons Charlene at Wizzards some good songwriting. “Kisses in the will be very surprised. Worst Remake o f 1991 What ugly trend do you see in music in Wind” is my favorite from the album. Best Single o f 1991 Tesla, “Signs.” Sacrilege!! 1991? Biggest Musical Disappointment of 1991 Jesus Jones, “Right Here, Right Now.” By What was your guilty pleasure of 1991 ? More male balladeers a la Michael Bolton “Whenever We Wanted” - The latest no means the best song of the year, but it Jesus Jones, “Right Here, Right Now.” What is your New Year’s Resolution for album by John Mellencamp. was easily the best single. Biggest musical disappointment or music in 1991? Best Live Show I saw in 1991 Worst Single o f 1991 letdown o f 1991 Conspire to kill the New Kids on the Van Halen at the Spectrum YES, “I Would Have Waited Forever.” The Led Zeppelin reunion still hasn’t Block in Dallas, from a grassy knoll, like Ugly Trend in music in 1992 Unbelievable. I actually picked YES for a happened JFK The use of programmed drum beats. U2, “Worst o r award. Best live show you saw in 1991 Biggest Heavy Metal Fake please don’t sell out Most Inane Lyrics o f 1991 Cyndi Lauper at the Chestnut Cabaret Sebastian Bach 1 have to give this one to (formerly Kf.C.) What is your New Year’s Resolution for Steve Segal, Resident Movie Dude Hammer. His lyrics for “2 Legit to Quit” music in 1991? Matt Appleton, Campus Page Best Album of 1991 are really stupid. Become a pop music sensation. E d ito r U 2’s Achtung Baby; Sting’s The Soul Worst Remake o f 1991 Best Album of 1991 Cages The Black Crowes, “Hard To Handle.” Catherine Campbell, News Editor MeialUca, Metallica Album that was the biggest waste of Eek! A honid band singing the blues and Best Album o f 1991 Album that was the biggest waste of money on 1991 making money from it! Nirvana, Nevermind; Jesus Jones, Doubt money on 1991 Genesis’ We Can't Dance; the Pet Shop Guilty Pleasure o f 1991 Best Single o f 1991 AchlungBaby,V2 Boys Discography, (greatest hits for $20, “More Than Words,” Extreme. I really “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” Nirvana; Best Single o f 1991 no new remixes, only 2 new songs.) hate this band and the rest of the album, “Losing My Religion,” R.E.M. “Hillbilly Happy Smash” by Psyche- Best Single o f 1991 but for some reason I like this song. Just Worst Single o f 1991 funkapus “Mysterious Ways,” U2 an old romantic at heart, I guess. “Black or White,” Michael Jack.son Worst Single o f 1991 Worst Single of 1991 . Biggest Musical Disappointment o f 1991 Most Inane Lyrics o f 1991 “Tom’s Diner’’ by DNA featuring “Black or White,” Michael Jackson. Dire Straits and Genesis both had new "I feel stupid and contagious/here we are Suzanne Vega Apparently it does matter to him. albums in 1991 and they both were dis­ nowlenteriain usH'm mulatto, an albino, a Most Inane Lyrics o f 1991 Most Inane Lyrics o f 1991 appointing. A close second is the fact that mosquito, my libido..." from “Smells “Squeeze Me Macaroni” by Mr. Bungle “Too Legit to Quit,” Hammer. "Too legit, 1991 was the fifth consecutive year that Like Teen Spirit,” Nirvana. Worst Remake o f 1991 loo legit to quit.. ."ad inHnitum Peter Gabriel didn’t have a studio album Worst Remakes o f 1991 “Live and Let Die” by Guns *N’ Roses Worst Remake of 1991 out. “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me,” What was your guilty pleasure o f 1991 The Pet Shop Boys. I love ‘em, but their Best Live Show I saw in 1991 George Michael; “Signs,” Tesla; “In The Kentucky Headhunters remake of U2’s “Where the Streets Have It’s tempting to say the YES concert, but I Between Days,” John Eddie. Biggest musical disappointment or No Name” into a disco track was simply have to go with Laurie Anderson. Guilty Pleasure o f 1991 letdown of 1991 blasphemous. Ugly Trend in music in 1992 “Good Vibrations," Marky Mark and the Genesis What was your guilty pleasure o f 1991 If 1991 was any indication, the trend of Funky Bunch Best live show you saw in 1991 “You Could Be Mine,” Guns ‘N Roses. low-talent musicians starring in their own Biggest Musical Disappointment or Guns ’N’ Roses Actually, Guns ‘N Roses was my guilty films. After Vanilla Ice’s Cold As Ice letdown o f 1991 What ugly trend do you see in music in pleasure. what’s next? The Morissey concert — too short, no old 1991? Biggest musical disappointment or New Year’s Resolution for the Music Smiths’ stuff, too expensive A New Kids album letdown o f 1991 Industry Best Live Show of 1991 What is your New Year’s Resolution for Tears for Fears broke up. Radio stations to try to be innovative in Lollapolloza Festival music in 1991? What ugly trend do you see in music in their programming. It’s sad to think that What Ugly Trend Do You See in Music To have Vanilla Ice Killed in real gang 1991? the best “new” programming idea that in 1992? warfare. More split-ups and deaths via AIDS radio stations have come up with is Philadelphia radio stations still not The Best Posthumously Released Album What is your New Year’s Resolution for “classic rock.” Ugh. knowing that there is more to radio then of the Year music in 1991? Best Joke Played on Themselves Led ^ p p e lin and the Jackson family Keith Richard’s and the X-Pensive Winos To alter the chemical balance of Michael Milli Vanilli win the award for taking all What is your New Year’s Resolution for new album. Jackson’s skin bleach to make him turn of the negative publicity about them and music in 1992? orange. Let him sing about that one. turning it into a money-maker. The Placing Michael Jackson in a definite John Van Ness, Sports Editor Thank god he was only a flash in the pan commercial with them “singing” opera demographic categories, i.e., race and sex Best Album of 1991 award was great. Of course the joke really could Who Says Music has to be Categorized? Wooc^ace, Crowded House. Vanilla Ice. Good riddance, ice ice baby! be that they intend to record a new album. Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, Jane’s Album That Was The Biggest Waste o f Addiction Money in 1991 See the rest o f the opinions on page 13!

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He’s not just umlauts, he’s got too *^And they could see all the stars as they much to say! walked down Hollywood Boulevard, Continued from Page JO Worst Poster Tag-Line Bruce Willis. serious slump saleswisc (Hey! Wait a minute — you don’t think ? Out for Justice. “He’s a cop. It’s a dirty job, but Favorite Rising Star Who Still Needs That Nah, couldn’t be). somebody’s got to take out the garbage.” O.K., Really Big Hit For Himself New Year’s Resolution whatever you say. Christian Slater, who should’ve been given more to To keep myself scruffy so I can be like those oh-so-adorable guys Best Poster Tag-Line do in Robin Hood, who was the best part about the of Color Me Lame, er — Badd, or whatever (especially the one “There is nothing in the dark that isn’t there in the otherwise lackluster Mobsters, and who had an all- who thinks he’s George Michael Jr. with whiter-than-white teeth) light. Except fear.” From the teaser for Cape Fear. too-brief cameo as an Excelsior officer in itar Trek Ultimate Kudos To “ Hairy-Bear” Award for the hairest man on the VI. Unfortunately his latest flick, Kuffs, is not the Nirvana, Last Crack, Mr. Bungle, Living Colour, Anthrax and silver screen movie that will catapult him to higher stardom. Public Enemy, Soundgarden, R.E.M., Hard Corps, King’s X, Robin Williams (The Fisher King). Was that an un­ Most Tiresome Trend Metallica, Extreme, Guns ’N’ Roses, Infectious Grooves, Sonic intentional Planet of the Apes U-ibute or what? Redemption movies, during which the characters Youth, Voivod, and the radio stations WKDU and WPRB, for Most Memorable Scene undergo a change or suffer a tragedy in order to sec being loud, innovative and dangerous in this increasingly boring Madonna demonstfating how to give head...with a how mean or shallow they were, and how much and conservative society. (Gee, can you tell I’ve been hanging out bottle of mineral water (Truth or Dare). She swal­ nicer and generous they must eventually become: with Anita a lot lately?) lowed, too (hiccup). Runner-up: Bill & Ted’s “best Regarding Henry; The Doctor; Life Stinks; For some odd reason, Steve felt as if he could ramble on as long as out of seven” challenge against The Grim Reaper Shattered (well, sort oO; The Fisher King; Doc he felt like. We actually cut about twelveinches from him. From to leave Hell in Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. Hollywood; The Prince of Tides; Switch (perhaps where, wer’re not saying. Most Memorable Image this one’s suetching it too), and Hook. The T-1000 “morphing” himself back together in Best Trend any of several spectacular scenes from Terminator 2. Fewer sequels. Anthony Burokas, Resident Ad Man Best Quote Worst Movie-Going Experience Best Album 0/1991 From City Slickers. (Bruno Kirby to Billy Crystal Going to see Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare Uf^orgettable, Natalie Cole about Helen Slater); “You wouldn’t like to screw on opening night, Friday the 13th of September, in Album that was the biggest waste o f money on 1991 her brains out?” (Crystal back to Kirby): “Lovely Center City, and witnessing a near riot in the We Can't Dance, Genesis image. It ranks right up there with my other theatre as a man proceeded to wave a gun about, Best Single o f 1991 favorite of yours, ‘Bang the shit out of her.’” threatening several lives and driving home the “Unforgettable," Natalie Cole Worst Cut-and-Dub Job (a/k/a the Bird on a understatement that most people should steer clear Worst Single o f 1991 Wire award) of mid-city theatres when they show movies like “I Can’t Dance,” Genesis FX2. It was painfully obvious that the fdm was cut this that attract such ill-spirited crowds. What was your guilty pleasure o f 1991 and dubbed to avoid an “R” and attain a more- Good Riddence Geoi^ge Michael’s Listen Without Prejudice, after the first two “big desirable “PG-13.” Embarassing. And pointless, Freddy Krueger, who couldn’t even go out with a releases.” because hardly anybody went to see it anyway. bang (unless you count the gunshots that almost What ugly trend do you see in music in 1991? Best Eyes went off, no thanks to that jerk in the theau~e with Everything starting to sound like rap. Lori Petty {Point Break). us); Bryan & Brian (that’s Brown & Dennchy, Biggest Loss In Music Most Impressive Snoobs whose clunker FX2 should guarantee that there will Freddie Mercury Jennifer Connelly (Career Opportunities, The never be an FX3). Rocketeer). Hello and Goodbye Adam Bly>veiss, Person with Opinions Hottest H eartthrob (Not for us, mind you, but for V. I. Warshawski: When it bombed, Disney Best Album o f 1991 the ladies, whom we must appease) immediately abandoned its six-sequel plan. R.EM .’s Out o f Time. Michael Stipe’s “big, dumb pop songs” William Baldwin. His starmaking performance in Hello and Goodbye, Wish We Could See More weren’t so big and certainly not dumb. Gorgeous, in facL Backdrctft was as much a breakthrough for him as of You Album that was the biggest waste o f money on 1991 The Hunt for Red October was for his older brother The Rocketeer. Such high expectations. Such a Public Enemy's Apocalypse '91 — The Enemy Stikes Back. It was Alec. Now all he needs is another really big hit to cool flick. But it only made $55 million, so Disney good, but not that good. Get Fear o f a Stack Planet instead. secure his status. [Entertainment editor's note: I scrapped sequel plans. But if a mega-stinker like Best Single o f 1991 really think this one should go to Keanu Reeves for FX2 can get made by a finantially-strapped Orion “Jesus Built My Hotrod,” Ministry. “It was a love affair.” those glorious shots of his body in Point Break and Pictures solely on the basis of the original F/X's Worst Single o f 1991 My Own Private Idaho, but I shouldn’t digress in solid performance on video, perhaps the certain “Rush Rush,” Paula Abdul. Gurgle. an article that’s not even mine. - ajm.] video success of Rocketeer will prompt talk of Most Inane Lyrics o f 1991 Most Welcomed Comeback continuing the series. Odder sequels to so-so box "La-da-dee-la-da-da," from “Gypsy Woman (She’s Homeless)", by Nobody rushed out to see his excellent per­ office performers have indeed been made in the Crystal Waters. formances in Mortal Thoughts and Billy Bathgate, past. Anyone over there at Disney listening? What H'fls your guilty pleasure o f 1991 but after such major duds as Bonfire of the Vanities Famous Last Words “Where the Su-eets Have No Name,” remade by the Pet Shop Boys. and Hudson Hawk, the grittily entertaining The “I’m having an old friend for dinner...” (Hannibal Pats U2 on the back while slapping them in the face — if that’s Last Boy Scout can U-uly be called a comeback for Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs). possible. Biggest musical disappointment or letdown o f 1991 Mercury Records’ vanishing support for Pere Ubu and their World in Collision album. Best live show you saw in 1991 Cali'fol'nisi Ellis Marsalis and Ellis Roberts at the Penn Jazz Festival. What ugly trend do you see in music in 1991? Tribute albums honoring obscure, bad, or otherwise unworthy singers and songwriters. Gee, I can’t wait for N.W.A.’s version of “Anarchy in the U.K.” What is your New Year’s Resolution fo r music in 1991? 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Housemate Wanted New home, I 1963 Cmnet “Qassic Car" with only 43, Attention* Note takers wanted. Earn Hillel is forming a band. Do y(xi play a block from campus, all facilities. 3200 000 original miles. Runs and looks cxlra money and improve yoiir grades, musical instmment? Let us know! 232 To Alpha Si|! - llajniy New Year! Here’s Summer Si. S235 incl. evctyihing, call great. Call I.eo at 387-4305 asking become a Drcxel Notes Noteiaker. Creese 895-2531. Please ask for Bonnie. lo a more spirited and completely adven- 222-0222./I3/ S700./12/ Drexcl’s only preferred and referred note Kazoos, Tubas, Harps, Zithers and of limnis winter lerni. Ixivc in ASA. Tash. taking service. Hiring now, 832-3070, course, guitars and drun»s are wclc'ome! Roomatc wanted graJ student pre­ Female Ferret for sale, lias had shois 3(X)8 Mkt. 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John Van Ness game was important because we fouled. Leslie Reiner padded the from running time off of the defense. Of the Triangle had lost the last four games, so lead with 25 seconds remaining clock. Debbie Lynn went to the Ann Fitzpatrick brought we needed to gain momentum by hitting two free throw shots, line for four shots within six Drexel back to life by hitting Although the season is still going into conference play next making the score 61-55. seconds to make the score 73- Drexel's next three baskets. young, the Lady Dragons came week." Drexel continued to convert 66, and seal a Drexel win. Fitzpatrick finished the game away with their most important Those thoughts were also fouls into points as Kelli Griffith Rider also made a suong run with 11 points, eight of which win of the year. Drexel squeaked voiced by Meagan Keating, who sank two free throws. at the beginning of the second came in the second half. by the Lady Broncs of Rider pumped in 26 points and seven Rider pulled back to within half to make Haas and company "After awhile we realized we College last night, 73-68. steals in the winning effort. five points with three points nervous. With a 40-30 score. had a height advantage over Drexel's record now stands at 3- "League play starts after this," with 28 seconds remaining and Rider came out by scoring seven them[Rider]," said Keating. "We 5. said Keating. "We shouldn't decided to send Drexel to the unanswered points and playing a got the ball to her inside and she The game was important have lost the last three games foul line in order to keep Drexel relentless full court man-to-man had a good soft touch." because the Lady Dragons had but we did, so it's very important found themselves in the midst of to go in to league play with a a four game skid. They lost to good attitude. We were really Volleyball team shut out at N IV C Georgetown on December 30, down on ourselves after losing 79-63, and Long Island to Georgetown." Triangle Sports Desk the North Atlantic Conference volleyball program." University beat them in over Spirits were lifted after the crown as a first year member of The Lady Dragons opened time, 70-66 on December 19. Rider game but they had to work It was the longest losing steak the league. their pool play with a 0-3 loss to Back on December 7- 8, hard. Although the Dragons had of the season for the Drexel "We knew where we stood California (5-15, 3-15, 4-15). Connecticut and Manhattan beat a ten point lead at halftime, the women's volleyball team, but the going into the tournament, said Their next two matches, Drexel in the Hartford Courant game was not decided until the Lady Dragons celebrated their 0- Head Coach Peggy Kane- however, were more competitive Connecticut Classic. The scores end. 4 showing at the National Hopton. as Drexel took the first game were 77-43 and 61-54, re­ Rider got to within three Invitational Volley Champ­ "Some of our opponents were from Arkansas State, 15-7, spectively. points with just over six minutes ionships on December 5-6, at a different level and had more before losing in four games. The game was also important left in the game. 1991, at Wright State experience. We were just They pushed West Virgina because it was the final game Drexel then started to slowly University. The tournament excited to represent the University, who beat Drexel before the start of divisional pull away. Budy Blum started to marked the first post-season Conference, to gain the earlier in the season, to a fifth play. Drexel will be competing expand the lead at the 6:18 mark appearance by a Drexel volley­ experience and to have the game. in the North Atlantic Conference by hitting one of two shots from ball team, which received the opportunity to compete. It was a this year and their first con­ the free throw line after being NIVC invitation after capturing terrific weekend for the Drexel ference game will be next Friday at the Physical Education Center when they lake on the Maine Black Bears. Drexel Marketing Association "They played with intensity," said head coach Lillian Haas. "We knew we would be tired but we played with intensity. This Basket­ OFFICER ELECTION ball team goes to 3-7 MEETING CONTINUED from page 20 Dragons. After ten games last season, the Dragons were 2-8. This season the team is 3-7 after ten games. The bright spot of this year is the fact that Drexel WED., JANUARY 15 commits 26 percent fewer turnovers than last year. The Dragons are averaging 13.9 turnovers per game down from 19.1 a year ago. Drexel has also forsaken the up-tempo style for a more patient half court MATHESON HALL 210 game. The Dragons have taken only 160 three point shots compared with 20S a year ago. Drexel is also even in 1:00-1:30 P.M. rebounding with their opponents. While ball handling and overall team play has improved however, the outside I sour. OFFICES Last season after 10 games.-the team was shooting 44.7 percent from the floor. This • PRESIDENT • EXEC. VICE PRES. season has seen the average drop to 42.9 percent. None of • VP OF FINANCE Drexel’s guards are shooting • VP OF MARKETING above 40 percent from the field, and the problem is serious. • VP OF MEMBERSHIP • VP OF RESEARCH Without an effective outside game, it makes it much more difficult for Drexel’s undersized front-court players to find Qualifications: Be at least a 6-m onth DM A M em ber opportunities to score in the post. Nom inations can be by nom inee or other M em bers If the Dragons hope to improve their standing, there would be no better time than tonight. The Dragons face the Nom ination Deadline; Tues.^ Jan. 14 at 5PM Scarlet Knights of Rutgers University, but the game is on the road and the road has been a rough one for this team. The FOR MORE INFO. ABOUT ELECTIONS CALL Dragons won’t come home until January 24, to play Northeastern 895-2145 OR 747-6924 University. The Triangle Page 20 January 10,1992

Dragons continue to struggle on the road Dan Evan______After the dust had cleared the Navy. several minutes, but the play which starts next week. We Triangle Sports Writer Dragons were down 32-22 with The Dragons would never Midshipmen never panicked. have to keep getting better each 49 seconds remaining in the first come back to regain the lead the Drexel would never cut the night out and hopefully we’ll be Whenever a team plays on the half. entire evening. Navy effectively Navy lead to less than five playing our best basketball in road, the games are especially The last series of the game controlled the tempo of the points in the second half. February and March when the tough to win. The beginning of was a good indicator of how the contest The Midshipmen would Forward Jonathan Raab had tournament (North Atlantic the season for the Drexel evening would go for the go to the foul line thirty times in 17 points and 12 rebounds for Conference) rolls around.” basketball team has been a Dragons. Drexel played for the the second half and convert on the Dragons. Guard Clarence Where the Dragons also lesson in geography. Drexel has last shot. Guard Clarence 26 of 30 foul shots. The Middies Armstrong added seven assists. would like to be is on Prism played seven of its first ten Armstrong hit a three pointer to shot 89 percent from the free The game was a tough loss on Feb.8. However there is one games away. When your team is cut the Navy lead to 32-25 with throw line in the game to earn the road for Drexel. First Year catch. Prism requires ten struggling, traveling to away eight seconds left on the clock. the victory. Coach Bill Herrion had the thousand dollars to broadcast the sites doesn’t help. Drexel, now Navy Forward John Hasse got The Dragons attempted a following to say when asked game between Drexel and 3-7 going into Thursday night’s the ball past half court and comeback with 9:32 remaining about the season, “Our record is Delaware. The future of the action, didn’t help itself making launched a shot that found its in the game when guard Michael 3-7. It is not record wise where broadcast is very uncertain at one such excursion to mark as the buzzer sounded to Thompson nailed a jumper to we wanted to be at this point, this time as is the future of the Annapolis, Maryland to face the end the half. The score at cut the Navy lead to 57-52. Both but we have to keep working Midshipmen of the United States halftime was 35-25 in favor of teams exchanged baskets for hard and preparing for league see BASKETBALL on page 19 Naval Academy on Monday, January 6. Navy came away with the 84-71 victory. Experienced wrestlers falter - youngsters shine Drexel started slowly and the Midshipmen made them pay for Catherine Campbell at 142 and Scott Morgan at 158 after the first two matches. that he “felt good” about the pin it. Center Nick Marusich gave Of The Triangle are doing “especially well.” In the 190 lb. category, because his opponent pinned the Midshipmen the early lead Back in December, Kemp beat sophomore Rich Evans fell him earlier in the season. with a layup rive seconds into “Right now the team’s fall Princeton’s captain, 20-7. behind, 9-3, in the beginning of This weekend the team faces the game. After a Drexel down comes from the Morgan also wrestled well the match. some highly skilled competition possession failed to produce sophomores who have mat against Princeton. Drexel beat Though Evans was able to from across the country at the anything. Navy pi^shed the ball experience,” remarked Head Princeton, 19-13 and bested come back, he still lost 9-8. Virginia Duals. up the floor and forward Chuck Coach Jack Childs. Howard 42-3. Childs explained that if Evans Cornell will be seeded first Robinson received a nice entry The fall Childs ^ k e of was “Billy Jones is doing an had won the team would have followed by 18th ranked pass. Robinson promptly the lack of production from key outstanding job as a true beaten Navy for the first time. Lockhaven and 21st ranked Old slammed the ball. For the wrestlers in his lineup during the freshman.” remarked Childs “Rich is just not wrestling like Dominion. Dragons on Monday night, it team’s last two matches. after he beat Navy’s 8th ranked he was as a freshman,” added Virginia Tech, Wisconsin, could have well been the door. The Drexel wrestlers faced Mark Smith. 4-3, in the 126 lb. Childs. "He’s just not wrestling Oklahoma, Syracuse, Edinboro, The dunk gave Navy a four tough competition last weekend weight class. with as mjich confidence as he and Navy will all be nothing lead. After giving their as they battled against 23rd Senior Owen Hibberd moved did in the past He has to get that participating. Drexel will have at opponent the early lead, Drexel ranked Navy and 16th ranked up in the rankings from 12th to back.” least three matches and could se^ed in defensively. Bloomsburg during a tri-meet in 10th nationally at 118 lbs. After the Navy meet, Drexel have as many as five meets,, The Dragons managed to play A n n ^ lis . Hibberd is now 10-1-1 with a faced Bloomsburg. The team depending how far they advance give and take with the The grapplers dropped both loss to Navy previously in the appeared to be a “little deflated in the tournament Midshipmen throughout much events by narrow margins. Navy season. Last weekend Hibberd after the Navy loss,” according January 18, Drexel will open of the first half. Navy made its beat them 18-13 and Blooms­ earned a 3-3 draw to the same to Childs. its dual meet and East Coast run at the seven minute mark in burg topped them 34-13. wrestler. However the meet ended with Wrestling Association season at the Hrst half. The score was in Childs remarked that he According to Childs, the loss two bright spots, as both Evans their Parent / Alumni Day Navy’s advantage, 20-19, when couldn’t ask for more from his to Navy was a disappointment and heavyweight Paul Thomas against Rider at 4:30. Navy guard Maik Majick drilled redshirt and true freshmen. because, as Childs explained, pinned their Bloomsburg a three pointer. The basket Redshirt freshmen, Scott Kemp they had Navy “on the ropes,” opponents. Thomas explained sparked Navy on a 10-2 run. D.U.R.T shoots for winning season John Crooke Academy in Annapolis, MD this budget difficulty that was Special to The Triangle term. Navy’s rifle range is one detailed in the “Expose Your of the nicest facilities the team Shaft” column has been Almost halfway through the has the pleasure to visit, and remedied thanks to the Student regular season. The Drexel usually a few personal bests are Allocation Committee currently University RiHe Team is recorded there. Last year, in place. Relieved of the anticipating its winter matches D.U.R.T.’s top shooter Jim possibility of “running out of with optimism. The team, which Remaly, shot his personal best in bullets,” the team is ready to participates as a college club in the Air Rifle event and beat concentrate efforts on the the Mid Atlantic Rifle every other shooter at the match upcoming matches. Conference (MAC), has already in the process. This upcoming A solid effort in the upcoming taken on most of the toughest visit could add to the season’s matches by Drexel’s shooters teams in the league, such as highlights. could clinch a fourth straight Army 'at W est Point and St. D.UJR.T. ended the fall term winning season in the league, John’s. They stand with a 3-5 with its annual turkey shoot and a possible invitation to the record in .22 competition and 4- fundraiser which generated over Low or High Expert division of D.UJt.T. members Jim Remaly, Peter Condon, Dennis Hahn, 5 record in air rifle. $550 in net revenues for the the MAC championships held at John Crooke, Brian Stolbfus, and James Babe The team must face the purchase of team equipment and Navy this March. Mffirtake time off during Ma recent rrtvvfmeet M*at Westrr va*

Triangle Sports Desk new Drexel standard by Sermarini, Roger Baldino and home victory Saturday. distance freestyler Lori swimming a 58.1. Dan Browning. Baldino also In the second half of the tri­ Schaeffer captured firsts in the With the start of a new year This past Saturday the Men placed first in the 200 Fly and meet with Rider and the 1000-yard and 500-yard free and the beginning of the second recorded win number four as was one of four double-winners University of Maryland events against both Rider and half of the 1991-92 season, the they swam to victory against at the meet. Other double­ Baltimore County, the Lady UMBC. Collazo sprinted to a Men’s Swim Team is optimistic UMBC ( 76-34) and Rider (81- winners included Tom Cullen Dragons lost to UMBC 59-54. first place finish in the 50 and and striving for a possible North 31). Leading the team to their (1000 & 500 Free), Hank The meet which was decided by 100-yard free races against both Atlantic Conference title. The tri-meet win was triple-winner Alexander (200 & 100 Free), the final relay event, dropped schools. Dennis claimed a first men participated in the Penn Chris Farschon. Wins included and John Carney (IM & 3M Drexel to 1-5 on the season. in the 200-yard backstroke State Invitational in the the 200 IM, 400 Medley Relay Diving). The team collected eight first against Rider. Duda won the beginning of December and and his record-setting Drexel’s women’s swimming place finishes in the Rider win, 200-yard breastsuoke, and J.J. finished second by one point performance in the 200 and diving team extended its jumping out to a 7-0 lead, after Shappell look the one-meter behind Syracuse. Highlighting Backstroke. He broke the pool Division 1 winning streak over Gwen Dennis, Stacey Duda, diving against Rider. that meet was Erik Sermarini's record with a time of 1:54.33. Rider College to seven and Carol Collazo and Paige Tokos The swim teams travel to record setting swim in the 100 Along with Farschon, medley recorded its first win of the combined for the win in the 400- Lafayeue this weekend. Breaststroke. Sermarini set a relay members included Eriic 1991-92 season with a 64-48 yard medley relay. Individually,