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Автор редактор Харви Курцман и FEATURING работ таких легендарных иллюстраторов, как Джек Дэвис, Уилл Элдер, Уолли Вуд , Бэзил Вулвертон, Берни Кригштейн и Джон Северин, MAD преобразован юмора в комиксах и вдохновил поколений художников и комедийных писателей. Теперь в первый раз, 23 вопросов, которые составляют MAD комиксы в настоящее время предлагаются в цифровом виде. ScriptAl Янкович (кредит) КарандашиШерманн Мехия (кредит) InksHermann Мехия (кредит) Цвета? Letterstypeset Первая линия диалога или TextHi. Странный Аль Янкович здесь. Персонажи genrehumor Странный Аль Янкович; Билл Гейнс (камео); Альфред Э. Нойман (камео) SynopsisAl обсуждает, как он имеет честь быть первым гостем редактор Mad, пока он не обнаруживает, что никто не согласится на эту работу, когда предлагается. Сценарий? Карандаши (см. Примечания) Inksvarious (см. Примечания) Цвета? Letterstypeset CharactersAlfred E. Neuman quotes it this is, lawyers spend three years trying to pass the bar - and the rest of their careers are lowering it! Art is excerpts from articles in a magazine. ScriptAl Jankovic (buried) PencilsErgio Aragones; Mark Fredrikson AxSergio Aragon; Mark Fredrickson Colors? Lettersset CharactersAlfred E. Neumann; Weird Al Jankovic SynopsisLetters, photography and fan art. Letters from Rachel Rocky Powell, Raoul Cantu, Brian Di Cesare, Anthoney E. Compton, Brian Sleeth, Alex Rodriguez, Gabriel McCann, Michal Jakot, Ellie Vedirow, Drew Barber, Mark Theroux, Jack Vander Wies, Don Greenwood, Iggy Feldman, and Ryan McFarland. Fan art by Ed Melsinger. Script? Lettersset Publishing Information, Credits, and Note #534 Mad 16.At on sale at the bottom of page 3 Letters pages. ScriptKenny Keil (enlisted); Joe Salvator (hamstring); Dick DeBartolo (enlisted); Desmond Devlin (enlisted); Teresa Burns Parkhurst (closes) PencilStris Houghton (credit); John Kershbaum (enlisted); Joe Dator (enlisted, signed); Ward Sutton (enlisted); Kevin Pope (enlisted); Teresa Burns Parkhurst (loan; signed) InksChris Houghton (loan); John Kershbaum (enlisted); Joe Dator (enlisted, signed); Ward Sutton (enlisted); Kevin Pope (enlisted); Teresa Burns Parkhurst (loan; signed) Colours? Letters Joe Dator (signed); Teresa Burns Parkhurst (signed) Genrehumor; satire-parody CharactersIron Man; Thor; The Hulk; Chris Brown SynopsisVarious short satire of pop culture. Other items are the most common ways to die in 2015, how Chris Brown spent his hours of public service, and the biggest challenges facing baseball's new commissioner. Script By Patton Oswalt (hamstring); Seth Green (enlisted); Chris Hardwick (enrolled); Kristen Schaal (on loan); Rich Blomqvist (on loan); Emo Phillips (credit); Thomas Lennon (enlisted); John Hodgman (loan) Pencilscott Bricher (closes); Bob Staak (closes); (photo); Dreamstime (photos); James Warhol (enlisted); Rick Rulka (signed, credited); Anton Emdin (closes) IxCott Bricher (on loan); Bob Staak (closes); (photo); Dreamstime (photos); James Warhol (enlisted); Rick Rulka (signed, credited); Anton Emdin (enlisted) Colors?; ? (photo); Dreamstime (photos) Letterstypeset Genrehumor; satire-parody Characters Weird Al Jankovic; Richard Nixon; Abraham Lincoln; Julius Caesar; Patton Oswalt; Seth Green; Chris Hardwick; Kristen Schaal; Rich Blomkvist; Emo Phillips; Thomas Lennon; John Hodgman; U2 SynopsisVarious short satire of pop culture. ScriptAl Jankovic (credit) PencilsSam Sisko (credit) InksSam Sisko (credit) Colours? Lettersset Genrehumor Characters Weird Al Jankovic; James Taylor; John Belushi; Neil Diamond; Siggy; William Shatner; Mel Brooks; Gomez Addams SynopsisSupposed pages from Al's notebook of songs parody ideas that weren't good enough to actually record. ScreenplayJohn Caldwell (credited) (credited) InksJohn Caldwell (credit) Colours? Lettersset Genrehumor SynopsisBlack sheep family and other ancestors you don't want to know. ScriptPeter Kuper (signed, enrolled) PencilsPeter Kuper (signed, enrolled) InksPeter Kuper (signed, enrolled) ColorsPeter Kuper (signed, enrolled) Genrehumor; Spy charactersWhite spy; Black Spy Summary Two Stories. ScriptAl Jaffee (signed, credited) PencilsAl Jaffee (signed, credited) InksAl Jaffee (signed, credited) Colors? Lettersset Genrehumor Characters Weird Al Jankovic SynopsisAl provides typical quick answers to idiot questions. ScriptTom Bunk PencilsTom Bunk (signed, credited) InksTom Bunk (signed, credited) Colors? Letterstypeset Genrehumor; satire-parody CharactersWird Al Jankovic; Weird Al's band SynopsisA scene of a funny crowd at the Concert Weird Al. ScriptJohn Caldwell (credit) PencilsPhil McAndrew (signed, credited) InksPhil McAndrew (as PhilM) (signed, credited) Colors? Lettersset Genrehumor
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