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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Associated Students of the University of Montana (ASUM) at ScholarWorks at University of Montana. It has been accepted for inclusion in Montana Kaimin, 1898-present by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks at University of Montana. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Montana WSIDE •Eye Spy: looking for sleep In all the wrong places. Page 4 •Bernice’s Bakery brightens Missoula’s mornings. Page? •B ill Foley: non-intellectual, non-athletlc. of University news Page 7 Our 100th year, Issue 22 KaiminKaimin is a Salish word for messages Wednesday, October 8,1997 Advocates Hoopin’ it up... of disabled students disputing Megan Brown For the Kaimin Two UM groups that fight for the rights of students with disabilities are duking it out between themselves. Last April, the Alliance for Disability and Students of UM (ADSUM) filed a complaint against Disability Students Services (DSS), claiming DSS and the university are failing to provide the services necessary to meet the requirements spelled out in the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA). “ADSUM’s job is to be watch dogs when it comes to (disability) access,” said Joy’l Jenkins, president of ADSUM. “We are the advocates for students’ rights on campus.” The ADSUM complaint says that DSS isn’t providing enough rooms where students with disabilities can take tests, and that the space DSS does provide isn’t suitable because there isn’t enough privacy. Thicker Brooks/kaimin “I don’t care where they come up with the PAUL PARSON drives to the hoop in a pick-up game outside Pantzer Hall Tuesday afternoon. The other players are from left to right Jesse King, Jeremy Cordier and Caleb Sheridan. money, when it comes to taking the tests it’s my civil right,” Jenkins said. Leaders of ADSUM also say that the coor- dinator-to-student ratio at DSS is inadequate and that some students are not getting enough attention to meet their needs. DSS’s Homeowners upset by student crowding services are also lagging behind at UM’s College of Technology, the complaint states. Daniel Roberts other area homeowners who say there are few rules gov But DSS leaders say the group is doing Kaimin Reporter erning the number of students allowed in a certain area. their best despite a booming demand and lim He said that this has resulted in a greater density of stu ited resources. University area residents afraid students will crowd dents around the university. “The better job we do, the more work we their neighborhood are asking the city to limit the number “We are not anti-student,” Baskett said. “We are happy have,” said DSS Director Jim Marks. “We of students who can live in a residence. to be here and most people like the students. But there are haven’t gotten any new resources and we The number of UM students living off campus increases instances when problems arise and we need to address every year, cramping the small and in-demand area. have the most students that we have ever those... an increase in traffic is a problem.” Baskett said this licensing would set safety, population had.” Richard Baskett, president of the University Homeowners Association, said that unless the city changes housing regu density and parking standards so that growth could be con DSS currently serves about 4 percent of the lations this trend will continue and the university area will trolled. student body and has shown steady growth see a general decay due to this burden. But Ben Darrow, ASUM’s Student Political Action direc each semester, said former DSS office manag In January 1996 the city removed a family housing ordi tor, said ASUM would fight any plan that even indirectly er Frances Miller. nance after ASUM filed a complaint with the Montana singles out students. DSS assists about 556 students with dis Human Rights Commission. “I have faith in the city council not enacting laws that abilities at UM’s main campus and at its Tech The ordinance stated that no more than two unrelated discriminate against an entire class of people,” Darrow campus. people could five together. ASUM claimed, and the commis said. “We have a very large student disability sion agreed, that this discriminated against students. Mayor Mike Kadas said that he wouldn’t support a ratio when compared to Billings or Bozeman,” Baskett said this change is the main reason for an change back to a family housing-like ordinance. Any cur Marks said. increase in complaints about parking, traffic and noise. rent conflict between students and non-student residents Since ADSUM filed the complaint in April a More association members have called Baskett with com can be solved with strict enforcement of current laws, he subcommittee was formed to make recommen plaints this year than in the past, he said. said. dations for a solution, which have since been The University Homeowners Association proposed a Kadas said a university area resident complaint report passed on to UM President George Dennison. licensing plan that is currently in a city council sub-com will be completed by the end of the month. Kadas and the Dennison’s recommendation aims to pro mittee. The plan would call for mandatory licensing of city council may consider changes depending on the results vide adequate space for DSS, and specifies the Missoula landlords, answering the concern of Baskett and of the report. need for more room for consultation and reception. He would also ask for added room for students’ records to assure privacy. DSS is also taking immediate steps to Three UM protestors plead guilty to federal charges improve the training of testing proctors and Daniel Roberts Bryce Smedley all entered pleas of The students were protesting log notetakers to ensure appropriate testing. DSS Kaimin Reporter guilty after U.S. Magistrate Judge ging in Cove-Mallard, a 76,000-acre officials will conduct an assessment of the ser Leif Erickson rejected their pleas of tract in Idaho’s Nez Perce National vices their group provides and will submit a Three UM students who each no contest Forest. The three are also involved in report by Dec. 15. ADSUM has meetings freed two federal obstruction charges Each will pay a $120 fine and will the ongoing tripod protest downtown. every Tuesday night at 5 p.m. in the after locking themselves to the doors be put on probation for six months. “It was worth it,” said Smedly. “We University Center room 215 to discuss access and railings of Missoula’s Federal They were charged with participating wanted to raise peoples’ awareness improvement. Building during a protest last in a demonstration on federal proper about the issue and we wanted to get “I and ADSUM will not back down from Thesday pleaded guilty to all the ty and blocking pedestrian traffic. the media involved. I consider this this,” Jenkins said. “It’s a top priority. We’re counts in U.S. District Court Monday. They each freed fines up to $5,000 whole experience to be a great suc supporting 4 percent of the university.” Wes Delano, Adam Warren and and six months in jail. cess”. 2 Montana Kaimin, Wednesday, October 8,1997 Hooting while hunting, grape soda, mingling with the herd we were going as fast as we deer hiding in the brush, 50 It was the third day of a Uncle Greg was the guide, rolled toward the end gate of yards away. the truck, and I saw my possibly could, sliding off to long Thanksgiving holiday licensed by the state, who the right and slingin’ mud in “No way,” my dad said. “I and we were creeping along took us to the deer. He knew dad’s grape soda spill down can’t see 20 yards into that, the back of his shirt. We the air. And all we could see the cattle roads of the every crevasse and butte on was deer — a massive herd and there’s no deer. Are you Boulware Ranch in my the ranch, and could deci were on a high-speed run looking at that big stump over stumps, gopher holes, of mule deer, grazing quietly uncle’s Dodge, hunting for pher each herd’s feeding pat until the Greg express came there?” mule deer. My cousin and I terns by studying the weath small trees and rough ter “No,” Greg said, aiming rain. flying over the hill. Greg were 10, still too young to er. It was rigid and crisp that knew what he was doing. We his open-sighted seven mil participate in the fall tradi day, and the sun was bright had been slowly circling the limeter rifle. “Past that, but seemed too far away to tion as hunters, so we rode hill and approaching the about 30 yards, behind a cot keep us warm. “Where we along as spotters. C o lu m n b y ridge for about an hour. He tonwood.” going Uncle Greg,” I asked, Uncle Greg a t that time told us stories to keep our I strained my eyes, but but my impatience was too was a throwback to the patience in check, and struck couldn’t see a thing. I looked prevalent. “Goin’ to the deer,” K evin ranchers of old Montana. He at the right moment. at my dad, and he shrugged he said. carried a .44 magnum C ro u g h We chased a group of deer in confusion. Greg walked to Hunting with Greg was a revolver in a hip holster and into the thicket of a hill, and his right about ten feet, real adventure, and at 10 wore leather chaps when he Greg made a beeline for a stopped and fired. “Got him,” rounded-up the cattle on years old, it was the biggest he said. adventure I could participate “Hold on!!” Greg yelled to rough-looking cattle trail horseback. And he was an that was well-defined with It took us 10 minutes to in. We were driving slowly us, between his hoots and excellent marksman. washouts. We cruised up the walk 50 yards in the thicket, He was the manager of across a roadless pasture, hollers. He was a modern trail for a mile before Greg but we found the fallen deer. the ranch, which consisted of listening to Greg tell us sto cowboy galloping on his iron Dodge stallion, though I hit the brakes and jumped Its entire body, from the base hundreds of thousands of ries about shooting the cen of its head to its tail, was couldn’t tell what he was out. acres in eastern Montana — ter out of a quarter from 100 hidden behind a dead cotton chasing. The truck was “There’s one, about 50 semi-arid badlands country. yards. The catch, he said, wood. Its five-point antler was that he did it with an catching air, and my cousin yards,” he said. We were His shoulders were broad speechless and out of breath. rack was camouflaged, leav and thick, so he could throw open-sighted rifle. and I were screaming because the top of the ridge I strained my eyes in the ing a space of about four a calf or rope an estranged My cousin and I were duly inches for a target. In the impressed, but my dad just was coming on fast. The only direction that Greg was look cow. But among all of his middle of that was the bullet shook his head and took a end to this mad ride, I was ing. I couldn’t see anything ranching skills, what seemed hole. Greg had been waiting bite of his turkey sandwich. certain, was that we were but trees. It was a thicket of to stand out was his rifle for the deer to raise its head Greg had just finished laugh going to fly over the top of trees that would be danger shooting (there’s an old story for a second from behind the ing when he stomped the gas the hill and tumble hundreds ous to bushwack. My dad about how he shot a duck out stump. And a second was.all pedal and we all went tum of feet to the bottom of a cliff. had the binoculars, and of the air with his open- he needed. sighted seven millimeter). bling back. My cousin and I By the time we hit the top, couldn’t believe there was a
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Shoulder injury won’t sideline UM’s Parsons Kevin Darst Kaimin Sports Reporter Talk to UM head coach volleyball Dick Scott and outside hitter Sarah Parsons, and they both agree Parsons hates to lose. So despite a shoulder injury, Parsons will be in the Grizzlies’ lineup Thursday against Northern Arizona. The Griz sophomore and kills leader said she had a minor tear in the shoulder but would continue to practice, although it will be with the back row to reduce fatigue on the shoulder. One of UM’s most consistent hitters, Parsons sat out against Oregon State Sunday with pain in her right shoulder and was examined by trainers Tuesday. “It’s just overuse,” Scott said. “It’s not getting worse really, other than you use it so much during the season. It’s ju st tired.” • However, Scott knows the injury will need a close watch. “Sometimes the nervous system just takes over and says that’s enough. No more,” he said. “In that case, you can get dead arm.” Terry SteUa/Kaimiii At Oregon, Parsons had 11 kills and JOE MICHALETZ, front, and Matt Gibson pull a terrier mix named Murphy up Pattee Canyon in the Annual Western four aces against the Ducks in UM’s win. Montana Hill Climb Championships Sunday. Organizer Greg Siple says this is the first time competitors have hauled an ani She was forced to sit out against the mal up the hill in the events 21 •year history— though a couple o f guys on a tandem did dress as a cow one year. Beavers the next night during the Griz’s loss, but hopes that doesn’t become the norm. Pattee Canyon hill climb tests 48 bikers “I want to be in there every second I tured for riders of all abilities. “It’s a friendly competition can,” Parsons said. Steven Parker Gingras Parsons, who Scott believes is “damag Instead of one big start, individu thing,” Wilkens said. “But it’s a ing” when healthy, leads the Griz with 163 Kaimin Sports Reporter als started one minute apart so tough type of race.” kills, 159 digs and 16 aces in 50 games. If Sunday morning weather nobody would feel like they were Anderson said it was a fun “She’s our go-to person and we get the wasn't bad enough, participants holding up the pack. event for the fall riding season. ball to her a lot,” Scott said. “We’re just in the 21st Annual Western “We taper everybody so people “The entry fee is a dollar and going to let her go as far as she can for Montana Hill Climb can ride their own race,” Siple everybody gets prizes,” Anderson long as she can.” Championships had another rea said. “If we had everybody go at said. “I really like the fact that Montana gets back to conference play son to cringe. the same time, feelings would be you don’t need a license to ride.” Thursday against the Lumbeijacks at Forty-eight riders from 9-year- hurt when a non-competitive The race is funded by few, and Dahlberg Arena. NAU is 3-3 in the Big old Ian Toth to 65-year-old Tom rider fell behind.” prizes are furnished by the riders. Sky. UM is 1-2. Amone tackled the treacherous Most people took between 15 Wilkens won some riding maga Pattee Canyon course — a four- minutes to a half hour. Geoff zines while other racers won bot mile trip and a change of some Proctor won the all-around, with tles of wine, boxes of cereal, 850 vertical feet. a time of 14 minutes and 9 sec plants and a plethora of miscella Bobcats slip past Greg Siple, coordinator of the onds. But the most applause came neous odds and ends. event, said the hill climb wasn’t for hand cyclist John Dunn, a And every year there’s always Eastern Washington as big as it has been in recent paraplegic who made it in 28:11. a few surprises. Last year a tan years, but it's always a good time. Eight UM students participat dem pair dressed up as a single By The Associated Press “Some years we get 100 ed, most in the intermediate cow. This year Joe Michaletz and Montana State coach Cliff Hysell saw entries,” Siple said. “But I think men’s division with a lone female Matt Gibson brought their dog his team gut out a 17-7 win over an this year the weather dampened rider in the master women’s cate Murfi up the hill on the back of undefeated Eastern Washington team in things a bit.” gory. their tandem bike. It was the first the Big Sky, and he liked it. A lot. The temperature was a chilly Junior Taylor Anderson and time anybody has towed an ani “We seemed to get stronger and 45 degrees at the event’s 10 a.m., sophomore A. J. Wilkens partici mal. stronger as we go,” said Hysell, whose starting time. Rain fell off and on pated in the event for the first The 22nd Annual Western Bobcats came alive in the fourth quarter the rest of the day. time. Montana Hill Climb Wilkens hiked a 16:48, and Championships will be held next to dash EWU’s hopes for an easy confer The race was tough, but struc said he likes the laid-back style. year around the same time. ence title. “The best part of my football team is that it’s a strong-willed football team.” Nothing flashy, he said, but with enough grit to stay close and look for the win. Golfers 13th in rain-shortened tourney That was certainly the case Saturday, when Montana State (3-1 overall, 2-0 in FLAGSTAFF, ARIZ. — With the final round of the The Grizzlies will head to Poacatello, Idaho, Saturday for the Big Sky) scored two touchdowns in Lumbeijack Invitational canceled because of heavy rain, the Big Sky Conference Championships Oct. 11-14. 46 seconds early in the fourth quarter, UM’s golf team finished 13th in the 20-school tournament. —Kaimin staff including a 23-yard interception return Host team Northern Arizona won the two-round tourna by Jeff Alexander, to down Eastern ment with a 630 total, followed by Wyoming and UM results: Washington (4-1, 2-1). Washington state at 642 and 643 respectively. In doing so, the Bobcats gave the UM ended with a 693 total after rounds of334 and 359. Brittney Bacon 81,92-178 Eagles a good old-fashioned, blue-collar NAU, Sacramento State, Portland State and Eastern Sarah Redfern 84, 89 - 173 thumping. “We got out-hit today, th at’s Washington, all Big Sky Conference teams, finished ahead of Jennifer Miller 84, 91 - 175 for sure,” said EWU coach Mike Kramer. the Grizzlies. Jennifer Chappell 85, 92 - 177 Brittney Bacon and Sarah Redfem tied for 48th to lead “We got three guys with concussions and Jody Sykes 93, 87 - 180 one with a knee injury.” UM with 173 totals. Bacon shot 81-92, while Redfem shot 84-89. Montana Kaimin, Wednesday, October 8,1997 7 Sports Foley's Follies Poor polls, bad test timing and Mom’s freaking out! * Cheated have the playoffs. the UM-UW game. And, as mail message to a 6-foot-3,265 * Hey teachers After dropping a hard- • Scheduling 101 always, he was kind enough to pound Grizzly defensive end Why is it that college pro fought battle to Division I-A Now that the school is No. 2 e-mail it to me: seems pretty funny to me. fessors love to start giving Wyoming on the road in football, Montana’s schedule “hey Foley, print this: As George Carlin says: “If midterms just as soon as the Saturday, the Grizzlies fell makers should learn a valu HOW ABOUT THEM COW you can’t beat ’em, arrange to baseball playoffs start? from No. 1 to No. 2 in the able lesson from this travesty BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” have them beaten.” I think they should cut it Sports Network Division I-AA of justice. Note the respect he shows * Relax, mom out. football poll. Let’s not schedule anyone me. We’re great buddies. My mom should stop worry Such test timing is bad for Youngstown State, which tough, let’s play some patsies. ing about my well-being everyone involved. And, more beat Indiana State 31-0 We’ll drop out of the Big because of this column. I said importantly, it’s un-American. Saturday, is now the top I-AA Sky Conference and take the C o lu m n b y before, she really thinks some * Understatements team in the nation. traditional Florida State, one will try to kill me. . Kaimin cops and courts I have only one question: Miami approach and play 11 Sure several people have reporter Daniel Roberts Where do they find these schools we’re 100 percent sure learned to dislike me, especial informed me this week that morons who vote in this poll? we can beat. ly those few skateboarders out my beloved Chicago Bears “are Do they watch football (or Wouldn’t that be great? there who don’t seem to have just not very good.” in the case of the UM-UW • Validity? much of a sense of humor. But I didn’t realize this. game, listen to the radio)? Do According to the poll, “East I don’t think anyone will really Maybe I was just being they read the newspapers? Do Tennesse State” is No. 8. try to knock me off. naive in believing that coach they have any understanding I kid you not. It’s been After all, I’ve got the defen Dave Wannstedt had all the of the sport? spelled like this every week of sive line on my side. pieces to the Super Bowl puz The Grizzlies stayed with a the season. * Intellectualism zle in place. At 0-6,1 just fig strong I-A team in a game that Despite my notorious Bill Fo le y You know, I don’t consider ured they were off to a slow was separated by a few big spelling woes, I’m still pretty myself to be an intellectual. start. plays. Remember, Wyoming sure the state is spelled In fact, I think that term is Thanks a lot, Daniel. You’ve gave Colorado and Ohio State “Tennessee.” * Response pretentious garbage. saved me a lot of money. two pretty good games. This just goes to show you I have an interesting way of But I’ll tell you what, I’ll bet I think I’ll cancel my Super Courage ahoulcfnot be the validity of the poll. dealing with rude people, such I’m smarter than most people Bowl plans now. penalized. Small schools like Anybody who can spell, as the Wyoming guy. who give themselves such Let me tell you folks, UM should be applauded for obviously knows Montana I don’t get upset. I don’t let pompous titles. Daniel, who is constantly look sticking with a tough oppo should still be ranked No. 1. it bother me. I just look for a * Athletes ing for a way to influence my nent. Not the other way • No respect way to have a little fun with I’m also not an athlete. column, isn’t an investigative around. Darren from Wyoming had them. But every once in a while, I reporter for nothing. Oh well, at least we still an interesting thought about And forwarding Darren’s e do get athlete’s foot.
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I would like to show it to Janitors for Sussex School. $6/hr, flexible entertainment pkg. call 728-3254. U pick TYPING sexuality, homophobia, relationships, someone who understands the theory. after school hours. Need responsible, hours/days. family dynamics, the les/bi community, Hamilton, MT, 375-0116. hardworking student. Call Robin @ coming out and integrating sexual 549-8327. Target is looking to fill two part-time Forms, Resumes, Word Perfect Berta, orientation with school & career. Call the Get your old outdoor gear out of the positions on our Assets Protection Team. 251-4125. Counseling .and Psychological. Service,. basement! It’s time .agajn for the Fall Finance & Accounting Internships: Fall .Flexible hours are needed for evenings 243-4711 for screening appt.' Used O utdoor G ear Sale. Wed., Oct. 22,' Semester: Accounting - Hi-noon and weekends. All interested applicants FAST, ACCURATE Vema Brown, 543- 12 noon- 5 p.m. University C enter Mall. Petroleum, Missoula, 20hrs/wk, Deadline - apply at Target. Submit application to 3782. FOOD: FRIEND OR FOE, Mon. 4-5:30. Please outdoor sports related equipment Oct. 10.; Broker Assistapt-McLaughlin, Kevin Schneider, EOE, deadline Oct. 13. This group is designed for women who only. Outdoor program collects 15% of Piven & Vogel Securities, Missoula, 10-15 MISCELLANEOUS struggle with their relationship with food selling price. 7 a.m.-l 1 a.m. gear check in, hrs/wk, Deadline-Oct. 20. Spring Female wanted 8-12 hrs. weekly to help and body image. Emotional vs. physical 11 a.m.-12 noon worker’s sale (volunteers Semester: Deloitte & Touche, Anchorage, with Alzehimers lady. Call Karen @ 721- hunger, binging and/or purging will be must work a minimum of 3 hours— Accounting Intern, full-time, Jan. through 7061. . Adult co/rec. volleyball. Friday nights explored. Mon. 4-5:30 beginning soon. Mandatory meeting Mon, Oct. 20- 4p.m. April, deadline to sign-up for interview from mid OcL-March. Established league, Call the Counseling and Psychological FH 214 for workers). 12 noon - 5 p.m. October 17. Come to the Center for all levels. Call Pam 251-3950. Service, 243-4711 for a screening appt. SALE, 5 p.m.-8 p.m. gear pickup. Work-Based Learning (formerly SERVICES Volunteers call 243-5172 for sign-up. Cooperative Education) Lodge 162 for Beautiful Lab-x needs good home. lyr. GIRLS KICK ASS! Introductory Questions?? call O utdoor Program 243- Professional alterations and tailoring. 549- spayed female, call 542-9992. Women’s Self-Defense Seminar @ 5172. 6184. Missoula Jiu-Jitsu, 211 N. Higgins, South Dakota Bureau of Personnel, Are you a current Americorps member or October 11th and 12th, lOam-noon. Learn HELP WANTED Executive Intern Program is hiring for FREE PREGNANCY TESTS. Alumni? Members are needed for a short practical groundfighting skills: sweeps, Spring 1998. A variety of positions Confidential & Supportive. Walk-in. Call Q&A session. 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Big Brothers and Sisters making matches at UM with cooking.” Lohmuller Nate Schweber knows one pair that gets Kaimin Reporter together weekly and works on a scrapbook, and another The Missoula Big that carves jack o’ lanterns, Brothers and Sisters pro bakes pumpkin pies, then gram has 38 boys and four cooks pumpkin seeds. One girls waiting to be matched big sister with a little sibling with a big sibling, and to find interested in architecture set those perfect matches, the up a day-long visit with an organization is recruiting at architect in town. the University Center all Each month, the Big week. Brothers and Sisters organi Missoula’s Big Brothers zation plans activities for all and Sisters program boasts members. Recently, they 103 big siblings, around 85 made a mural at Bess Reed percent of whom are UM stu park. Greek Life Advisor dents, volunteer recruitment Mike Esposito said that in manager Hannah Lohmuller November, UM fraternities said. and sororities will take sib “College students make lings bowling on weekends. excellent big siblings because Lohmuller said Big a lot of us still remember Brothers and Sisters entails "Dicker Brooks/Kaimin what it’s like to be a kid,” a big-time commitment. She Lohmuller said. “And college said big siblings are required THIS BIKE is a victim o f the wave of bike thefts happening on campus. Since the start o f classes there students have a lot of ener to be in town for a year and has been a dozen bikes stolen from campus bike racks. gy” must spend two to three Lohmuller said Big hours a week with their Brothers and Sisters is a match. one-to-one organization that “People are initially pairs kids and adolescents, Bicycle thieves already scared off by the time com age 6-18, with an adult mem mitment,” Lohmuller said. ber of the ______“But a lot of commu them say they claim 12 campus heists nity. 1heh best part of it got more out “The Yhas been watch of it than they right. a U-lock and park the bike in point is T put in — and Daniel Roberts an open and very public area. to let the “I had (the bike) locked with ing him mature. It’s they did give a Kaimin Reporter Sophomore Kimberly little sib a cable lock and they just cut made me grow up lot.” right through it,” she said. “My Monahan left her bike locked lings Lohmuller Cold weather may not be have a too. boyfriend had a $1000 bike to a rack next to Jesse Hall added that the the only reason the number of two weekends ago, but when friend —Ben Brooke right next to mine but it had a year’s commit bikes is dwindling on campus she got back it was gone. and a UM student and Big Brother ment can be — bicycle thieves have been U-lock so they didn’t bother it.” role, Kilgore had her bike locked “I had a pretty good cable- 1 broken into busy. model,” segments so in a rack in front of the UC. It lock but they just cut it and According to University left it there,” Monahan said. students can Police records, 12 bikes have was 10 p.m. on a Saturday, but go home for the summer, for she thought it was safe “Definitely use a U-lock and Lohmuller said. “Because been stolen since the begin instance. She also said because it was brightly light leave the bike someplace they need a little extra sup ning of classes. bright And maybe you should around 35 members come Two thefts occurred in front ed. port.” only for monthly events to n’t buy a really good bike.” Big Brother Ben Brooke of the University Center and She recommends people use spend time with little sib said brotherly support goes lings who aren’t permanently each of the others happened at both ways between his 13- paired up. different locations across cam year-old sibling and him. An extensive screening pus. According to the theft “The best part of it has process is required for all big reports, seven of the bikes been watching him mature,” siblings, both to ensure the were locked, but had their Brooke said. “But it’s made Do Laundry children’s safety and to pro locks cut. me grow up too. He teaches vide the best match for a lit University Police said the me to put things in perspec and Study tle sibling. number of bikes stolen is not tive.” However, junior Big Brooke said he and his lit significantly more than in past Too! Brother Dallas Neil said it’s tle brother hang out and do years and said bike thefts, like homework together. Brooke all more than worth it. other campus crimes, tend to • Open 24 Hours “The best thing about it helps his brother set goals, peak at the beginning of the for me is just seeing the • Study Tables for Stud< and in turn, is more motivat semester and then die down. ed to keep his own. Together, smile on his face, and seeing They recommend locking • Cappuccino Bar him happy after he’s had a the pair has spent time rock bikes by the frame to a bike 1600 Russell (M ount & Russell) lot of hard times,” Neil said climbing, bowling, shooting rack in a well-lighted area and bows and playing sports. of his 9-year-old little broth er. “It makes me feel good to licensing the bike with the city. Big Brothers and Sisters give him somebody he can Licenses can be purchased at emphasizes low- or no-cost rely on, someone he can the Office of Campus Security activities for the pairs. always count on being there. for $5. Lohmuller said many sib Anyone interested in UM student Angie Kilgore, lings have gotten awfully cre being a Big Brother or Sister who had her GT Outpost Trail ative. She said some go should call Lohmuller at 721 bike stolen two weeks ago, said bowling, camping or fishing, while others “experiment 2380. she thought she did everything
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