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Terrapins (12-4, 2-1 B1G) The Rage Page (15-1, 4-0 B1G) Volume XVII Issue X The Official Newsletter of the Maize Rage 12 January 2016

Terrapins projected starting line-up: Good evening and welcome back to Crisler Arena! It's a new year, new semester, and 2 6’3” G B1G Ten season is in full swing. While Michigan may have lost to Purdue at Mackey He once said he would never shave or Arena last Thursday, its time to collect ourselves as our Wolverines take on the #3 eat out again. tonight! The Terps are coming into town with a 13-1 overall record and 4 Robert Carter 6’9” F a 4-0 conference record which sets the stage for a game of epic proportions. Let's keep the energy high and keep Crisler rocking as we get #CrislerLOUD. Go Blue! He is very fond of using #WeWill on Twitter. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Terps Trivia!: According to the Internet, a terrapin is a "small edible turtle with lozenge- 10 6’9” F shaped markings on its shell, found in coastal marshes of the eastern US." With the cold temperatures, turtle soup is definitely what we will be having for dinner tonight. Other His hair may a Twitter parody account, but we famous turtles include Franklin, Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Yertle and all know that DJs hair is infinitely better. Crush. Jaylen Brantly (#1) spells selfie as celfie. Dion Wiley's (#5) Twitter handle is 0 Rasheed Sulaimon 6’4” G @NoShawties. Charmander was Jared Nicken's (#11) first Pokemon. He likes to catch 'em all. Kent Auslander (#23) goes by @youngballa_23 on Twitter despite only balling for After playing in over 90 games at Duke, he became 12 minutes over 7 games this season. the 1st ever player to be dismissed by Coach K. 35 Damonte Dodd 6’11” F An International Party: As our very own Moe Wagner is from Germany, Maryland has a He once said he would date a Jamaican if couple guys of their own from Europe. Ivan Bender (#13) is from Bosnia-Herzegovina while Michal Cekovsky (#15) is from Slovakia. It's as if the summer Olympics came early! she was phat. HC The Rest of the Terrapins: Trevor Anzmann (#12), Varun Ram (#21), Andrew Terrell Through 5 seasons at Maryland, he has (#24), (#33). accumulated an impressive 103-51 (.669) record.

To comply with the Big Ten sportsmanship code, the Keep it classy, Rage: As one of college ’s premiere student sections, it’s important that we “Bum of the Game” has been replaced by the refrain from swearing or using other slurs throughout the game. The is an institution “Player to Watch”: Damonte Dodd. of class, and as a collective representative, we need to uphold this standard. The Rage Page is produced by the Maize Rage, an independent student group, for University of Michigan students only. It is funded by the Michigan Student Assembly and does not reflect the views of the Michigan Athletic Department or the University of Michigan. Have questions, comments, or potential future Rage Page material? Contact Sydney Glide, Rage Page Editor ([email protected]) Cheers: Be steady and DON’T SPEED UP Float like a Butterfly, Sting like a Wolverine: When Spike stepped Offense: Defense: down earlier this year, minutes became available at point guard. - Here we go Michigan, here we go! - Popcorn (Jump up and down while One of the primary beneficiaries has been Muhammad-Ali Abdur- (clap clap) screaming OHHHHH!!) Rahkman. His defense has always been stellar, but he’s taken a - Let’s Go Michigan! (clap, clap, clap - Bounce! Bounce! Pass! (Yell much more important role on offense, averaging nearly 20 points a clap clap) “bounce” when the opposition game over the last two contests. His contributions on both ends of - Go, Blue, Go! (clap clap clap) dribbles, and “pass” when they pass) the floor will be key during this tilt against the Terrapins. - Let’s Go Blue! (clap) - Go Blue! (clap clap) The Big X-Factor: Junior Mark Donnal is another player who has really stepped up his play this B1G season. It started with a 26 point, “A”-BOMB: When Aubrey Dawkins hits a three, drop back in your seats as if 9 performance at Illinois and continued with another 16-8 a bomb has violently shaken Crisler Arena. game against Penn State. Although he struggled at Purdue recently, he’ll look to rebound tonight against Maryland and “diaper dandy” Diamond Stone. The Bacari Corner A Tribute to coach Bacari Alexander and his Tweets: Remember: A maize Michigan shirt, a Michigan basketball jersey, or costume is required to sit in the Jan 1: "What a great foundation to the new era of bleachers Football. The future is now! #GoBlue"

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