DAILY THE TUFTS Vol XXVIII, Number 19 Where You Read It First Tuesday, February 22,1994 Response to alumni fundraiser positive, yet less than expected by JESSICA ROSENTHAL twoweeksprior to theevent. How- come from younger alumni as well Daily Mitorial Board ever, she added that by early last as older ones.” The group of students working week, many of the alumni had not Feiner said that the dollar under the name of Students for received their invitations. Feiner amount of money raised is not as Financial Aid at Tufts, which is explainedthis problem, saying that important as demonstrating a new composed of Tufts Community “a lot of the invitations had been approach to the financial aid prob- Union senators Jahn Fee, Matt delayed in terms of the weather.” lem. “It’s not so much about the Stein, Jen Fox, and Allison Feiner, She added that there is no formal money,” shesaid. Instead, theevent is now in the process of finalizing deadline for the reception of the is more to raise awareness and “to its preparations for the benefit response cards by the group. try something new.” event set to occur this Thursday, Feiner said that after discover- “It’s not the students’ job to do Feb. 24. While the response the ing that some alumni had not re- this, but it is our choice,” Feiner group has received has been posi- ceived their invitations, the stu- said. She added that the group tive, Stein said that the quantity of dent group followed up on the wants to show that students can responses received has been less mailings by making phone calls to combine their efforts with those of than expected. check that people had received the Development Office. The group, which is acting in- their invitations. Stein added that he was “really dependent from the Senate, has Taking this delay into account, excited” about the event and said organized a cocktail party to raise Feiner said that she was “really that “it is already causing a lot of money for financial aid. Theevent, pleased with the number of people people to sit up and take notice.” targeted at New York City alumni, who have responded” and said that Feiner said that theevent “can’t will be held Thursday evening at she expects more responses this be a failure because we’ve sent a the Regency Park Hotel on Park week. She said that “a fair number great message. It is already a suc- Avenue. The hotel space has been of people” will be attending the cess in that it has set a precedent donated by John Tisch, and a re- event. for the role students can play” in duced price for food has been se- Stein said that most people who cured. Dr. Leslie Gelb, a member have responded have sent a check see FINANCIAL, page 2 of the university Board of Trust- with their response card saying ees and a former editor of The New that they would be attending the York Times, will be speaking at the event. Additionally, he said that event. some alumni responded that they Photo by Tam Kemohan Feiner said that the costs are would not be able to attend the I Last week, UNICEF sold roses in the Campus Center for charity. $15 per person, which comes out event and have donated money 1 of the $40 donation required to regardless. attend the event. Feiner said that some alumni New publication will Stein said that responses to the have sent in over $40, and some cocktail party that the group has who are not coming have sent “a received to this point have been little less.” She said that $25 of the debut early this week “very positive.” However, he said $40 donation is tax deductible. by JOHN O’KEEFE we are strictly a socialist paper. that “we haven’t had the volume of Feiner said that from the responses Daily Editorial Board The fact is, we are not. [All of the responses that we expected.” and checks received to this point, A new monthly student publi- members] have different views on Both Stein and Feiner said that the event has raised almost $1000. cation will reach the Tufts campus how to [bring about change,]” they felt that the response level Additionally, Feiner said that beginning this week. Free Asso- Royer said. had been delayed by weather con- the responses and donations have ciation, a self-proclaimed “pro- According to James Berry, a ditions affecting the mail service. not come solely from one grow of I. Daily File Photo gressive newspaper,” is currently collective member, there are a Feiner explained that 1200 in- people. She said that “it is good Allison Feiner in the process of printing and number of different articles in the vitations were mailed to the alumni that some of the donations have should be distributed around cam- paper involving both campus and pus this evening. international issues. Berry said that The newspaper will be printed the paper is “intended to be taken Freedom Alliance rejects ANC in a “tabloid format” and will be very seriously” and addresses nu- approximately 12 pages in length. merous issues regarding political According to collective member events in other countries in addi- proposals for new constitution Dean Royer, approximately 3000 tion to Tufts’ issues. copies of the paper will be pub- Berry said that the paper in- JOHANNESBURG,South Af- tion about hypothetical situations Africa’s black majority will be al- lished. cludes essays on political contro- rica (AP) - Conservative. blacks which have not yet evolved,” he lowed to vote. Unlike other university publi- versies in Russia and Mexico, as and whites on Monday spurned said. Rowan Cronje, chairman of cations, Free Association is pro- well as a viewpoint on Tufts’ Hy- the ANC’s latest proposal for en- Inkatha and other Alliance the Freedom Alliance, said Mon- duced by astudentcollectiverather dro-Quebec investmentpolicy and ticing them into the political pro- members have called for a boycott day that proposed provincial pow- than by an editorial board. Ac- an editorial entitled “Redefining cess and dropping a boycott that of the April 26-28 national elec- ers were too limited and subject to cording to members of the collec- racism and responsibility.” The threatens to disrupt elections in tion, which the ANC is expected being overridden by the central tive, each writer contributes paper also contains a feature ar- April. to win. There are fears the boycott government. There also was no equally to the production of the ticle which was taken from a na: The reiection from the Free- could lead to an escalation in vio- guarantee whites would be granted newspaper and has an equal vote tional progressive news service. dom Alliance came the same day lence as militants try to disrupt the see ALLIANCE, page on editorial decisions. According to collective partici- thatblackandwhiteleadersmetto first election in which South Some have described the paper pants Aaron O’Toole and Carlos adopt the overture by the African as being socialist in nature, how- Aramango, the paper consists pri- National Congress to the conser- eveiRoyer was quick to point out marily of essays expressing politi- vatives as amendments to a draft that, although the paper has a left- cal views, but also contains other constitution. ist leaning, it has nodefinite politi- features. In addition to viewpoints, The negotiators also gave all cal agenda. parties -including Alliance mem- “There is a misconception that see PAPER, page 2 bers - that missed a Feb. 12 dead- line for registering for the election until March 4 to do so. Inside 1 With approval from the con- Viewpoints ...... p. 3 stitutional negotiators, the way is TheiJN has waited long enough on clear for President F.W. de Klerk Bosnia, astimngspeechabout Cyprus, to recall Parliament to formally and Stickings on SkateGate. incorporate the concessions into the constitution. De Klerk was Features ...... p. 5 expected to do this by early March, The Peace Corps want you to join, which could allow more time for tips on finding off-campus living, and negotiations with the Freedom Mikey Berg on some notable firsts. Alliance. Walter Felgate, a negotiator A&E ...... P.7 for the Zulu-based Inkatha Free- A Beastie Boys compilation, an dom Party, a key member of the Oscar Wilde play, Tool rocks Avalon, Alliance, refused to say yhat the and Aladdin is at the Wheelock (right). conservatives’ next step would be. “We can’t indulge in specula- page two THE TUFTS DAILY Tuesdav. Februarv 22.1994 THETUFTS DAILY Bosnian peace plan met with mixed reviews Caroline C. Schaefer SARAJEVO, Bosnia-Herzegovina(AP) withdraw guns around Sarajevo, said the is not demilitarization, and the front lines Editor-in-Chief -- At best, the U.N. peace plan for Sarajevo Rose plan and greater involvement by Rus- will remain.” could lead to a settlement across the rest of sia and the United Statescould “make things Pecanin is not alone in fearing that with Managing Editor: Marc Sheinkin Associate Editors: Nadya Sbaiti, David Meyers war-torn Bosnia. At worst, Sarajevansfear happen in Bosnia-Herzegovina.” French and Russian soldiers dividing gov- Editorial Page Editor: Michael J.W. Stickings it could partition their city like Cyprus or “We have a good combination of impe- ernment and Serb troops along Sarajevo’s Production Managers: Michael B. Berg, Cold War Berlin. tus ... and the clear intention of major front lines, the plan will effectively divide Leah Schwartz, Ryan Otto U.N. officials are encouraged by 12 international players to work closely to- the city. s gether,” Churkin said before leaving That has been a chief Serbian demand NEWS straight days of peace in Sarajevo and want Editor: Jessica Rosenthal to apply the plan elsewhere. But many here Sarajevo for talks with senior American since the war began. Assistant Editors: John OKeefe, Gayle Berkowitz believe the plan, which freezes front lines, and European diplomats in Bonn, Ger- “I fear they will make another Berlin, or Wire Editor: Ashley Burkart confirms Serbian military gains and there- many, Tuesday. Cyprus out of us,” said Pecanin. She said for is unacceptable. But inhabitants of this war-weary city that pattern could be repeated across Bosnia, VIEWPOINTS Editor: Rachel Levine The plan, devised by commander of point out that it is still not clear the plan will effectively rewarding Serbian aggression. U.N. forces in Bosnia Lt. Gen. Sir Michael work in Sarajevo. In central Bosnia, fighting rages on FEATURES Rose, has two cornerstones:the clearance - U.N. officials almost seem to invent the among Serbs, Muslims and Croats. Editor: Jessica Ruzz - either by withdrawal or surrender to U.N. plan as they go along. They say the next Most of the Serbs’ guns from around Assistant Editor: Dan Tobin control -- of heavy guns from a 12-mile steps are to open main routes in and out of Sarajevo have been withdrawn, Bosnian ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT radius around Sarajevo, and the use of U.N. the city -- first for U.N. military use, then officials suspect, to other battle fronts. Editors: Madhu Unnikrishnan, peacekeepers to separate the warring for humanitarian aid convoys, and ulti- Manym0reU.N. troops would beneeded Megan Brenn-White ’ Bosnian government and Bosnian Serb mately for civilians. to enforce the plan in hotter spots across Assistant Editor: Julie Eisenstein forces. But that, peacekeepers’ spokesman Lt. Bosnia. Rose has requested reinforcements, WEEKENDER Editors: John McGuire, Christopher Stripinis So far, backed by a heavy arsenal of Col. Bill Aikman acknowledged, is “some but acknowledgesthat “the United Nations Pioduction Manager: Elin Dugan threats by the United States and helped by way down the road.” is not in the mood to send thousands more aggressivediplomacy by the Serbs’ backer, The plan does not cover 12.7 mm weap- men in here.” SPORTS Russia, Rose has scored unprecedented ons, anything from anti-aircraft guns on The Serbs occupy some two-thirds of Editors: Doug Katz, John Tomase, success. down. Jeff Geller Bosnia and would benefit most from a Assistant Editor: Greg Youman The big guns that maimed and killed for “Both sides have enough weapons that countrywideapplication of the plan, which 22 months havegone. Yasushi Akashi, head are still very effective in urban warfare,” would freeze the status quo as a 1992 U.N. PHOTOGRAPHY of the U.N. mission in former Yugoslavia, said Col. Jacques Descamps, a commander plan did in neighboring Croatia. Editor: Jennifer McCarthy has named embattled Mostar in the south, of French peacekeepers now stationed in Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic Assistant Editors: Tara Kemohan, Matilde Pereda northeasternTuzla,westernBihac and U.N. the hotly-contested suburb of Dobrinja. said Monday he favored the Rose plan, designated “safe havens” in eastern Bosnia “What has stopped so far is the killing of saying it “can and should be implemented PRODUCTION as other sites where the Rose plan could civilians, which is important,” said Djeilana in other areas” of Bosnia. Layout Editors: Mark Lerman, Stephanie Vogel work. Pecanin, political writer at the Sarajevo But Bosnian Vice President Ejup Ganic Graphics Editor: Wenimo Poweigha Russian Deputy Foreign Minister Vitaly daily Oslobodjenje. “But nothing else has has accused the United Nations of “bend- Classifieds Editors: Beth McGregor, Melanie Schneider, Katherine Winder Churkin, key to persuading the Serbs to changed. The siege has not been lifted, this ing the rules” in the Serbs’ favor. Copy Editors: Yael Belkind Karen Altschuller, Michael Arrighi

~~ Gizem Ozkulahci Petty thief may get life for his third strike Executive Business Director SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) -- Larry Fisher for people convicted of their third serious level. is charged with stealing $15 1 from a sand- felony, -including crimes such as murder, “We don’t want to turn the prisons into Business Manager: Phil Ayoub, JL McHenry wich store. Ifconvicted, he would get life in criminal sexual assault and some nonvio- geriatric wards long after the individualhas Advertising Manager: Dean Gendron Office Manager: Lyle Mays prison with no chance for parole or time off lent offenses such as treason. Fewer than ceased to be a danger to the community at Receivables Manager: Melissa Tapply for good behavior. 100 people are serving life sentencesunder large,” said House Speaker Thomas Foley. The Tufts Daily.is a non-profit newspaper, published The possible sentence is the result of the the 1978 law., “We ought to be cracking down hard on honday through Friday during the academic year and dismb- nation’s first three-strikes-you’re-outlaw Snohomish County Prosecutor Seth violent crime.” lted free to the Tufts community. The Daily is entirely invoIving a broad range of crimes. It was Dawson said he supports the Washington The Democrat hopes Congressaddresses tudent-run; there are no paid editorial positions. The Daily is irinted at Charles Ridr F’bblishing, Charlestown, MA. passed by 76 percent of voters in Novem- law even though it goes against his best such concerns as it considers whether to The DailyislocatedatthebackentranceofCurtisHallal ber: instincts in some cases, including Fisher’s. keep a federal three strikes provision in a ’ufts University. Our phone number is (617) 627-3090, OUI They may not have envisioned Fisher’s “No one made me king,” Dawson said. Senate anti-crime package. President ax number is 617) 627-3910, and our e-mail address is . ’[email protected]’S.EDU.Business hours are 9:oC case. “The public has overwhelmingly said he Clinton backs the measure but has warned ..m.-6:OOp.m.,MondaythroughFriday,and1:00p.m.-6:oC In two earlier robberies, he stole $390 should do life if he’s convicted, and we’re against making it too broad. 1.m. on Sunday. The policies of The Tufts Daily are established by the from his grandfather and less than $100 not going to go around that.” Debates aside, the three strikes concept ditorial board. Editorials appear on this page, unsigned from a pizza shop. The sandwich-store As nationwide anxiety rises over crime, is gaining momentum. ndividual editors are not necessarily responsible for, or in three strikes laws embrace a simple con- “I would venture to say in all probability greement with, the policies andeditorialsofTheTufts’Daily robbery, in which police say Fisher pre- The content of letters, advertisements, signed columns tended’to have a gun, would be his third cept with popular appeal. they (states) will all start looking at three artoons and graphics does not necessarilyreflect the opinior strike if he is convicted next month. No one But possible life sentences for petty strikes laws,” said Newman Flanagan, ex- If The Tufts Daily editorial board. Letters to the Editor Policy was hurt during the robberies. criminals are not what many supporters ecutive director of the Alexandria, Virginia The Tufts Daily welcomes letters from the readers. The The second-degree robbery charge wanted. Opponents also warn that crimi- based National District Attorneys Associa- ttters page is an open forum for campus issues and comment! againstthe35-year-oldFisherofBellingham nals could be reluctant to plead guilty in tion. bout the Daily’s coverage. Letters must include the writer’s name and a phone is on a list of more than 40 violent and plea bargaining if a life term hung over their “It’s the ‘in’ thing to do. The public is lumber where the writer can be reached. All letters must be nonviolent crimes that qualify under the heads, increasingthe number of trials -- and fed up with the criminals.” ,erifiedwith the writer before they can be published. law. the cost. Others say already overcrowded A second Washington state case also The deadline for letters IO be considered for publication R the following day’s issue is 4:OO p.m. Illinois has a similar law but it involves prisons don’t havethe space formore lifers. raises questions, like whether juvenile of- Due to space limitations, letters should be no longer than fewer types of crime. Since 1978, the state The concerns could shape similar pro- fenses and crimes committed in other states #50words. Any submissionsoverthis length may be edited by he Daily to be consistent with the limit Letters should be has mandated alife sentence without parole posals in other states and on the federal should qualify as “strikes.” ccompanied by no more than eight signatures. The editors reserve the right to edit letters for clarity ’ublication of letters is not guaranteed, but subject to the New Progressive newspaper, ‘Free Association,’ goes to press iiscretion of the editors. PAPER Also, both agreed that the collective hopes ally, O’Toole stated that the paper would Letters should be typed or printed from an IBM or 5M. continued from page 1 compatible computer in letter-quality or near-letterqualit to expand the satirical elements of the pa- accept letters to the editor. mode. Letters written on Macintosh computers should b there will be other regular features includ- per ai well as to create a forum for national “i encourage students to pick up the brought in on disk - files should be saved in “text-only format, and disks should be brought in with a copy of th ing a listing of “progressive lectures and issues. paper and togiveus their opinions,”O’Toole letter. Disks can be picked up in the Daily business office th meetings in and around the Boston area,” The collective’s members stressed that said. following day. Letters can also be sent via electronic mail t’ O’Toole said. they hoped the paper will appeal to a broad [email protected], with all statedregulation regarding Letters to the Editor still applying. . O’Toole and Aramango added that the campus audience. “I feel that it is fairly Free Association is fully funded and Letters should address the editor and not a panicula members of the collective hoped to expand well-balanced [in its political views,]” recognized by the Tufts Community Union individual. While letters can be critical of an individual’ the scope of the paper in future issues. For Aramayo said. ’ Senate and has access to the publishlng actions, they should not attack someone’spersonality traits The Daily will not acceptanonymous letters or pen name example, both said that they hope to in- O’Toole added that collective members equipment in the media resource center in Except in extreme circumstances if the Executive Boar clude aarts and entertainmentsection which hope to make the newspaper into a “forum Curtis Hall. The newspaper is printed by teetermines that there is a clear and present danger to th author. The Daily will not accept letters regarding th would consist of reviews of “cutting edge for people with similar ideas” and noted Charles River Publishing in Charlestown, :overage of other publications, unless their coverageitself ha or political” exhibits as well as presenta- that the paper is looking for people to which prints a number of campus publica- become a newsworthy issue that has appeared in the Dail] tions of different forms of political art. submit articles for future issues. Addition- tions. Ihe Daily will accept letters of thanks, if space permits, bu willnotrunletterswhosesolepurposeis toadvertiseanevenl When writers have group affiliations or hold titles a African National Congress proposal rejected by conservatives positions related to the topic of their letter, the Daily will not ALLIANCE election. major demand. thatfollowingtheletter.Thisis toprovideadditionalinforma continued from page 1 tion and is not intended to detract from the letter. However, it refused to go so far as to ANC leader Nelson Mandela said the Classifieds Information a separate homeland, as some extremists guarantee the homeland, the main demand concessions were aimed at preventing civil All Tufts students must submit classifieds in persor groups demand. of the Alliance’s white parties. In addition, prepaid with cash or check. All classifieds must be submittel war. But the violence that feeds such fears by 3 p.m the day before publication. Classifieds may also b Last week, the ANC accepted an Alli- the ANC did not mention the possibility of has increased since the ANC offered the bought at the Infomation Booth at the Campus Center. A ance demand for a double-ballot system in an autonomous Zulu homeland, Inkatha’s concessions. classifiek submitted by mail must be accompanied by April’s election. This would let voters to check. Classifieds may not be submitted over the phone. NoticesandLost&FoundsarefreeandrunonTuesday choose national and regional legislatures Another fundraiser mightv be Scheduled and Thursdays only. Notices are limited to two per week Pf separately, giving regionally based parties FINANCIAL ideally be held in ,Washington, D.C. in organization and run space permitting. Notices must b written on Daily forms and submitted in person. Notice such as those in the Alliance a better chance continued from page 1 April. She said that no formal plans have cannot be used to sell merchandiseor advertise major event of establishing power bases in their home major university issues. been made at this point. Feiner said that the The Tufts Daily is not liable for any damages due t areas. typograpbical errors or misprintings except the cost of th possibility of another event will depend on insertion, which is fully refundable. We reserve the right f The ANC also offered to amend the In terms of the possibility of scheduling the success of the New York event and on refuse to print any classifieds which contain obscenity, are c constitution by relaxing its outright rejec- another event of this type, Feiner said that how easily preliminary plans for a second an overtly sexual nature, or are used expressly to denigrate tion of a whites-only homeland after the person or group. if another event were to occur, it would event are facilitated. Tuesday, February 22,1994 THE TUFTS DAILY page three VIEWPOINTS Wake Up America! Oil vs. Olive Oil by Colin R.P. Delaney in a difficult and dangerous mili- by Efstathios Damtsas ble. As Prime Minister of Great Turkey turned Cyprus -- a happy tary action. And the killing goes Britain John Major firmly put it, and peaceful island -- into a place It would appear that President On. The following is adaptedfrom “We shall not agree to any inva- of ruins, tears and death. Bill has finally gotten the mes- The Failures of the UN a speech given by the author at an sion and occupation of a bigger Following repeated violations sage... maybe. The bombing of UN Secretary General Boutros international debate contest held country on a smaller one, such as of ceasefire agreements the invad- Sarajevo’slargest marketplacetwo Boutros-Ghali suggested temper- in Canada in October 1991. this one. This is totally unaccept- ers managed to occupy nearly 40 weeks ago has prompted a force- ance. While the UN executive There is a ship, an ancient ship able.” percent of the territory of Cyprus. ful(?) reaction from the White branch should have been guaran- within the walls of the town. The I come from a small European They uprooted 200,000 people, House. But this is nothing new. teeing the safety of all Bosnians, it town is Kyrenia. The country is country called Cyprus. It is washed that is to say one third of the popu- Clinton has offered many warn- continued to back humanitarian Cyprus. I have never seen that ship by the warm East Mediterranean lation, thus making them refugees ings before, but always failed to and peacekeeping efforts without yet. I want to go and see it, but I waters. Its main economic sources within their own country. The deliver with the military hardware trying to put a stop to the fighting. cannot.. . are tourism, farming, animal-rear- Turks came as “peacemakers” to ‘ necessary to stop the killing. The Same old, same old from Boutros On the 2nd of August 1990, ing, and export industry. Themost restore the 1960 constitution as a response of the Serbs in the hills Boutros. Iraqi troops invaded the small important products include grapes, guaranteer of power. They repeat- around Sarajevo and in Belgrade The problem is that there is no emirate of Kuwait. Within five oranges, lemons, watermelons, edly showered napalm bombs over has been the same as always: noth- peace to be kept! hours, the city of Kuwait was cap- tomatoes, potatoes, and last, but towns and villages which were ing. And so the war goes on. The time has passed for bar- tured. Within a day, the whole not least, olives. unable to escape their sadistic bru- Ten years ago today, Sarajevo gaining, for placating dictators, country was under Iraqi rule. The The latter is especially impor- tality. They indiscriminatelykilled was a winter wonderland, as ama- and for watching Bosnians suffer. whole world stopped and watched tant to the Cypriot population. It defenseless civilian population; teur athletesfromall over the world Aerodrome Sarajevo, ostensibly this profound action of aggression has a special meaning: the olive children in front of their parents, converged on theYugoslavian city under UN control and protection, with disgust. tree is the symbol of peace. And husbands before their wives, and to compete in the 14th Olympic has been effectively unusable for Based on articles 39 and 40 of the natives are indeed peaceful. in their fury of destruction, even Winter Games. But for the past months. Thecity has been without the charter of the United Nations, Even on the flag one can see the hospitals, churches, and ancient two years, Serb gunners have laid power and heat for two bitterly the UN decided to “condemn the two olive branches crossed under monuments were attacked and waste to the Olympic Village and cold winters. People cannot walk invasion of Iraq on Kuwait and the outline of the island. burnt to ashes. utterly destroyed all remnants of the streets or even stand close to a demand the immediate and un- Yet Fate had other plans for Murder in cold blood, raping, civilization. window without being targets for conditionalremoval of Iraqi forces them which were far from peace- looting, and plunder were a daily The Yugoslav Civil War has ruthless snipers. from Kuwait territory.” This was ful. After a long and prosperous practice. In fact, similar acts of been the most horrific the world Then there is the miserablestate the famous resolution 660. civilization, after having suffered brutality and destruction can be has seen for decades. The Serbian of health care in the city. There are Resolution after resolution was many a conqueror, Cyprus finally only found in history during the dictatorship hascommitted atroci- not enough doctors able to per- ignored by the Iraqi government, gained its independence in 1960. fifth century A.D. when Attila the ties. reminiscent of the Khmer form lifesaving surgery, and with- therefore forcing the Security Its constitution was guaranteed by Hun, who was also known as the Rouge and the SS. But when Serb out medicine or tools, treatment in Council to consent to military ac- the United Kingdom, as the former “scourge of God,” reached the mortars fell on a crowd of women Bosnia is oxymoronic. Even the tion in order to recover the occu- colonial power, and Greece and walls of Rome, after having de- trying to buy food for their starv- most easily treated injuries be- pied emirate. Indeed, the economic Turkey representing the native molished to the ground all that lay ing families, President Clinton come life-threatening in Sarajevo. embargo and diplomatic pressure population. This arrangementrep- before him. drew his final line. He reiterated And this is only the capital. Of did fail. Iraq replied with deficient resented the ethnic mix of Cyprus. “Blessed are the peacemakers theunited Nations call for all com- the outlying Bosnian-held cities messages to the whole world. The vast majority (82 percent) are for they shall be called the chil- batants to turn over heavy weap- under siege, few have withstood There was no other way out. War Greek Cypriot while the rest (1 8 dren of God,” (Matthew 59). ons to UN peace keeping forces the well-armed Serbs. Some cit- had become inevitable. percent) are composed of Turkish These “peacemakers,” these on the ground. He also stated that ies, including Tuzla and On Jan. 16, 1991, the US, Cypriots, Armenians, and heroes, these brilliant soldiers, NATO was prepared to begin of- Srebrenica, went without relief Canada, France, Great Britain, Maronites, all living peacefully 445,000 of them, who spread blood fensive action to eliminate weap- supplies for months while Serbian Egypt, Saudi Arabia, and scmes and harmoniously under the bril- and terror, who made Cyprus an ons from the hills around the pirates raided multiple UN con- of other countries began “the liant Mediterranean sun. utter graveyard were even deco- Bosnian capital. voys and massacred peacekeep- mother of all battles.” By the end On the 14th of July 1974, rated for their “bravery.” These Moments later, British Prime ers. This should have been enough of February, after exactly 100 Cyprus was a free, prosperous is- people came to bring peace to an Minister John Major warned topromptamassive showofforce. hours of the operation “Desert land, a member of the UN, of the already peace-loving nation. And Clinton to be cautious, voicing UN troops continue to be tar- Storm,” the Iraqis had fully re- non-aligned movement,and of the their codename? “Operation concerns about his country’s gets for Serb sniper fire. Many treated from Kuwait and called for Commonwealth. The following Attila.” Yes, “blessed are the peacekeepers on the ground. It’s “blue helmets” have been shot at an immediate and unconditional day would mark the beginning of peacemakers, for they shall be all just more of the same; the weak while trying to protect the freely :easefire. the Cypriot drama. called the children of God.” Europeans are afraid to take part elected Bosnian Muslim govern- The response of the UN and On July 15, acoupd’etat broke Blessed indeed. One can draw their chain of action was immedi- out, led by the Greek Junta, or one’s own conclusions... . ment. The Bosnian vice president Colin R. /?Delaney is afreshman was assassinated while climbing ate and indeed spontaneous. It was dictatorship of Athens. This gave But perhaps the worst tragedy majoring in international rela- into his UN troop also correct, legal,just, and equita- the pretext for Turkey to inter- of all are the 1619 Cypriots miss- tions. He is also assistant editor of And still another act of war went vene. Five days later, on July 20, ing in action. A tragedy indeed. A National and International Issues Efstathios Damtsas is studying law 1974,Cyprus was brutally invaded of The Primary Source. see BOSNIA, page 10 at Kings College in London. see CYPRUS, page 14 6v Turkey. ThroughI the invasion,

~ Who is America? With all the brouhaha surrounding the Tonya Harding- polities. Indeed, the perception may be an illusion. How- epitomizes traditional Main Street values. She represents Nancy Kemgan intrigue, the Lillehammer Olympics have ever, athletic competitions are often all we have. We don’t basic American ideas of hard work, fairness, and courage. turned into a media feeding frenzy that is drenching know much about Bosnia -- except the generalities we see And whereas Harding exudes selfishness, Blair dedicates America’s insatiably perverse pleasure of revelling in on television -- but the sight of the ten Bosnian athletes in her life not only to individual pursuits, but to the welfare others’ pain, misery, and distress. Lillehammer personifies that country and individualizes of her own community. The matter has relegated the actual competition to the conflict. What does this mean? Is America more like Tonya secondary status. The Athletesmaybethe bestasocietyhas toofferorperhaps Harding or Bonnie Blair? The fascination with Harding Michael J. W. St icki ngs melodrama in the corn- just the fortunate few. Regardless, they do personify na- suggests that America is captivated by the bizarre, the ing days will focus on tional values and characteristics, at least to the detached abnormal, and the dysfunctional. Yet, it is undeniable that The Reaction Harding and Kerrigan viewer, and come to symbolize and exemplify a country’s Americarests on the particulartraditionalvalues that Blair to the detriment of the inner qualities. represents. other figure skaters and, indeed, of every other athlete in Thus, we must ask, “Is Tonya Harding America and is Who is America? That question is unanswerable. The every other event, as it has thus far. AmericaTonyaHarding?”She’s aliar, a whiner, an alleged real concern centers on America’s ideals and on the image The concern is that the Olympics bring notice not only accomplice to crime, a self-interested bitch, and the em- presented to the rest of the world. Is America a country of to individualsbut to the countriesthemselves. As such, the bodiment of unethical behavior. Yet, the media and the Hardings or Blairs? That is, what areAmerica’s meaning- public comes to make distinctions along national lines. public are still fascinated.We see her arriving at the arena. ful values? Almost no one can remember the names of Norway’s We see her practicing. We hear commentators speculate. One would hope that Bonnie Blair’s achievements as a cross-country skiers, but almost everyone can remember We see the international press drool. citizen and as an athleteprovide just that ideal. One would that Norway is unbeatable. Harding is an embarrassment to the United States and to hope that decency and morality prevail over dysfunctional Individual athletes are paraded across the international the Olympic spirit; yet, she is still the star of these Games. behavior and crude egotism. stage as representatives of individual countries. They She may not win, but the melodrama of her very appear- Yet, Harding is America’s new infamy, and this infamy attract the international spotlight precisely because the ance in Lillehammer has overwhelmed the rest of the has been sent out by the United States Olympic Committee Olympics provide the international community with the competition. Indeed, the whole affair has swallowed up the to show the world just what constitutes America’s soul. opportunity to witness unlimited yet regulated interna- achievements of other American athletes. Harding may not be America and America may not be tional competition. It is fair and peaceful warfare. Picabo Street wins a silver, Tommy Moe and Dan Harding. However, she is the one carrying America’s We watch our own country compete against others. We Jansen win golds, Bonnie Blair continues her mastery in values overseas. She is the one who is receiving the compare our athletes with those of other countries. We speed skating, but, alas, it’s always back to Harding. These attention of the international community, and thus, she is root for our own country, yet welcome the courageous achievements arouse our attention and linger for a little America’s moral ambassador to the world. performances of all athletes. National allegiances are while, but, in the long run, it’s the state of Harding’s ankle strong in international sports, but so too is the Olympic that really interests the media. There is goodness in the American spirit. Bonnie Blair spirit. We may cheer for Dan Jansen or Elvis Stojko or This attention reflects on America. Harding’s personal- will take her medals back to Champaigne, Illinois, and Torvill and Dean, but we can also look on with respect and ity, behavior, and values reveal America’s basic traits, and continue the traditionally American way of life. However, admiration as the Bosnian bobsledders finish near the because she is the dominant performer in Lillehammer,her the goodness has been overtaken by America’s pathetic bottom. representation of America is magnified. failure to recognize its own essence. The goodness is out One may question whether or not athletes actually do Perhaps the best athletic ambassador the United States there, but it’s lost amid the deafening roar of the Harding reflect the values and standards of large and diverse could hope to have is Blair. In contrast to Harding, she affair. )age four THE TUFTS DAILY Tuesday, February 22,1994 The psycho log^ behind the Citibank ClassicVisa card: The emotional security of the Photocard, now with No Annual Fee. 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~~ FEATURES Peace Corps provide Finding good off-campus living Some tips for how to be happy if you abandon the dorms a different education by NADYA SBAITI your rooms avoiding each other, walking distance from class, or Daily Editorial Board with the living room designated as one a mere two minutes away. Recruiter is at Campus Center today You are absolutely sick of liv- no-man’s land. That means shar- One thing to keep in mind, ac- by SHALINI SOMAYAJI In actuality, people today still need ing in adorm. In another week, the ing almost all of your living space: cording to a unanimous vote from Contributing Writer assistance, because some problems freshmen down the hall will either bathroom, living room, kitchen, off-campusites:you are probably Ever dream of going to a far are simply insurmountable when drive you into a mental institution phone. going house-hunting in relatively away place and building houses faced alone. It is an odd question or a body bag. Or else they will You need to decide with whom warm weather. If you hate the cold from the foundation up, providing as to why the number of volun- end up in bodybags. Your friends you think you can live. Better yet, and would rather not be in it one medical care to impoverished chil- teers dropped in the past 30 years. all live downhill, and you’d rather sit down with the people you’re more minute than absolutely nec- dren, or helping the people sur- ‘One would think that since have a root canal than walk the considering renting a house with essary, it would probably save you vive the obstacles of daily life? today’s generation is always talk- distancein sub-zero temperatures. and trade your best and worst liv- a lot of grumbling to live reason- If any of these ideas have ever ing about changing the world for One day you pay a visit to a ing traits. Be honest. If you leave ably close to campus. passed through your mind -- even the better and making a differ- classmate who lives in a house hair in the sink, say so. Conversely, Furthermore, ask yourself how momentarily -- then you should ence, the Peace Corps would have with three of her best friends, and if you always wash your dishes, involved you want to be in campus investigate the Peacecorps. Diane thousands of volunteers, yet it suddenly you remember what a mention that, too. life. If you feel like you would be Gallagher, arecruiter for the Peace doesn’t. Unfortunately, a general house (H-0-U-S-E) looks like: Senior JenniferLindeman, who cut off from the goings on of Tufts, Corps, will be at the Campus Cen- sense of apathy has pervaded our furniture, a kitchen in which to lived off campus last year, said living off-campus is probably not ter today to answer any questions generation, and this partly explains cook your own food, and not the that “the biggest problem we had for you. Then again, someone who about this program. the decrease in number of volun- occasionalslop du jour of the din- was getting [people] to do their always wants to be involved will The Peace Corps, started by teers. ing halls. dishes.” Another student who invariably find a way to do so. President JohnEKennedy in 1961, A common misconception Warm, distantly fuzzy recol- wished to remain anonymous said In a related issue, most of the receives federal funds to operate about the Peace Corps is that all lections make you long for home. that she ended up living with one neighborhoods directly linked to as an international development the volunteers serve in remote ar- Suddenly, your FATE has been of her best friends, which worked Tufts are pretty safe. If you decide bureau. Presently, it consists of eas of countries with no modern decided: You will rent a house out very well, and two other people to livefurther away, consider what close to 6,100 volunteers serving conveniences. Some places do next semester with some pals. No she wasn’t too familiar with. The type of neighborhood you’ll be in 94 different countries in Asia, have running water and electric- more ugly dorm room, no more 50 situation ended up being very living in in terms of safety, clean- Africa, Eastern Europe, South ity, and not all of these places are people to a shower, no more din- “awkward” when they realized liness, and neighbors. America, the Caribbean, the Pa- in isolated areas; instead, the vol- ing hall. they didn’t like one another. She 3. The number of rooms in a cific, and the former Soviet Union. unteers live in a wide range of Stop, think, listen. Before you advises against living with people house may also factor into your The volunteers are committed conditions - capital cities, sec- end up in arat-infested, cockroach you don’t know too well. decision. Do you want a living to serving 27 months abroad; their ondary cities, towns, and villages. ridden apartment, fighting with Bottom line? Be familiar with room and adining room? A green- aims are to lend their skills to the The two-year commitment pro- your ex-best friend over who gets their living habits. Of course, a house? A ballroom? Sounds silly, residents of the country they’re in, vides an alternativeway of spend- to use the phone, you should prob- random association could very but you get the point. More impor- to learn about different cultures, ing the time between undergradu- ably step back and think about well succeed; on the other hand, is tantly, decide whether or not you and to expose others to American ate and graduate schools, and the why you want to live off-campus: it worth risking nine months of and your housemates want your culture. benefits it provides far outweigh if it’s just to get out of your dorm misery? Further, if you’re think- own rooms, or if some of you are The Peace Corps is looking for the inconveniences. room, then you should probably ing of living with members of the willing to share.In some instances, people with college degrees or at Elizabeth McClintock, a gradu- think twice. Not having to clean opposite sex, consider potentially sharing is actually cheaper. least experience in either teach- ate student at the Fletcher School, your bathroom every day is actu- awkward situations:bumpinginto The number of bathrooms may ing, business, health care, agricul- served in Morocco for four years. ally a plus, when you think about one another coming out of the determine the outcomes of your ture, environmental science, and She worked as a teacher in a small it. There are certain things that you shower, messy bathrooms, etc. It friendships. Depending on how engineering. Applicants must be town for the first two years, and need to consider when renting or mightbemore fun, butyou’dprob- many of you there are, one bath- US citizens who are at least 18 after she fulfilled her time com- subletting: ably have to hide more of your room may suffice. However, if years old. mitment, she reapplied within the 1. Who to live with. Treat this personal habits. theieare five or more ofyou, con- At the height of its operation, Peace Corps for another assign- decision exactly as if you are se- 2. Once you have decided who sider the length of time you will the Peace Corps consisted of ment. lecting a roommate for next year. your future housemates will be, have to wait for your housemates 15,500 volunteers, but today that Her second assignment re- Even though you and your three, it’s time to start looking for your to take showers, primp, shave, number has dwindled. One might quired her to live in the capitol as Four, or five friends may all get dream house (or at least one you whatever. This may sound trivial wonder does this mean that the a liaison between the people work- your own rooms -- a definite plus are all happy with). Something to now, but it won’t be when you and world’s problems are slowly be- ing outside of the capitol; the .- you are still going to come into take into consideration is loca- your friends aren’t speaking be- ing solved and that countries no Moroccan and Peace Corps ad- Frequent contact with these people. tion. Depending upon your indi- cause one of you took 40 minutes longer need any help? That would In all likelihood, you don’t want see PEACE, page 12 vidual lifestyles,youcould be sat- be wonderful news if it were true. to spend the entire year sitting in isfied with a place 20 minutes see HOUSING, page 8 George, The First In celebration of the long weekend, and of course, where you’re forced to ask yourself, “Who actually de- ries, cherries, fish, and various meats. According to the George Washington’s birthday itself (since it is actually cided to be the first to try that?” Book of Firsts, he was inspired while watching some today, and not yesterday’s conveniently scheduled Mon- Too many things that we take for granted had to be tried fishermen pulling almost-frozen fish froma pond in Spring- day holiday), it’s ... no, not a used car sale (sorry). It is a first before we came to except them as doable. There are field, Mass. one winter in the 1930s. passage dedicated to the legendary status of our first obvious examples like the Wright brothers and their flight Also in the practical arena is the first pedestrian cross- >resident. It would also be a journey full of wondrous over Kitty Hawk, but there are a heck of a lot of weirder and ing in Parliament Square, London, December of 1926. tales, such as the fabu- more interesting examples as well. This was followed,of course, by the first zebra crossingon Michael B. Berg lous story of how For instance, who exactly was the first person to decide Oct. 3 1,1951. The first public lavatory was a “gents” used George as a young boy that it might be entertainingto put his or her head in a lion’s onFeb. 2,1852. The first “1adies”followed ninedays later. Stressed Desserts confessed to his father mouth? Well, according to the Book of Firsts by Patrick The first sex education class, interestinglyenough, was Augustine that he in- Robertson (another very good read), it was “Manchester established by headmaster Cecil Reddie in 1889. It in- jeed had chopped down the cherry tree. But in this case, Jack,” a member of Wombell’s Menagerie, a traveling cluded three sections: “pre-puberty,” “during puberty,” it’s not. show in England in 1835. And following naturally, it was and “after puberty,” in order “to prevent mental illusions A lesson of such truth and honesty would seem quite also Wombell’s Menagerie which was responsible for the due to false ideas from within [and] to prevent false lppropriate, except for one minor flaw. It never actually first animal training show fatality. teachings from other fellows.” iappened. I find this fact very disheartening, yet almost Helen Bright was attackedby a tiger which “crushed her In the entertainment industry, the first Pop Music chart :very expert agrees that no matter what generalities of head in its jaws and she soon died after being rescued from appeared in The Bulletin in January of 1936. Topping the youthful integrity George exemplified, the fable remains the cage.” This incident was probably the first lesson that chart was “Stop, Look, and Listen,” by Joe Venuti and mly a fable. one should not flick a tiger in the face with a whip, unless orchestra; “Quicker Than You Can Say,” by Ozzie Nelson According to George Washington Slept Here, a won- one is standing on the outside of the cage. and orchestra; and “The Music Goes Round,” by Tommy jerful read by Karal Ann Marling, the story was most A related first belongs to a woman named Zazel, billed Dorsey and orchestra. Apparently, having an orchestra likely first created by Parson Weems, an authority with a as “the beautiful lady fired from a monstrous cannon.” On really boosted your chances of having a hit in the 1930s. florid prose style of “overripe language,” responsible for April 2,1877, Zazel became the first person to be shot from The Academy awards are fast approaching. So, how most of the stories about Washington’s youth. Although it an elastic propelled cannon into a safety net. She managed did the award first become known as Oscar? Mrs. Herrick, may be representative of the overall characteristics of to repeat the act every weekday for two years without a Secretary of the Academy Awards in 1931, remarked, “He Seorge’s boyhood, the incident itself is most likely com- mishap. looks like my Uncle Oscar.” The award, formerly known pletely fabricated.Next they’ll be telling me that there’s no Another “Who thought to try that?’ is Andre-Jacques only as “The Statuette,” became “Oscar” right then and tooth fairy. Garnerin, who was the first to make a parachute-jump. there, and has remained so ever since. Since I’ve lost a little bit of the urge to praise the glories Over the Parc Monceau in Paris in 1797,A-Jjumped from The first cooking show? Marcel Boulestin in a BBC 3f truth as represented by the cherry tree legend, I’ve a balloon some 2,230 feet up in the air. Unfortunately for series titled, “Cook’s Night Out,” in January of 1937. If jecided to go with a simpler, easier to appreciate fact the pioneering Frenchman, there was no vent in the apex of you’re even a little bit like me, you’re probably dying to about dear old George. the parachute (since no one had ever thought to put one know what Marcel chose to make. George was first. there) and as the parachute jerked about in violent oscilla- The first “game show” was also aBBC series six-on-six No one had ever been President of the United States tions, Andre-Jacques become the first man ever to suffer spelling bee. Quizmaster Freddie Grisewood played the Jefore George. He had no precedent, no act to imitate. He from airsickness as well. role of Alex Trebek in 1938. Other quiz shows naturally was a leader and founder in the truest sense. Therefore, I There are also the “practical” pioneers who braved to followed, including a tasting bee by our very own Marcel would like to point out some of the other brave souls who live life on the exploratory edge. Clarence Birdseye was Boulestin in July of 1939. lared to be the first, and left behind legends of their own. the first person to ever market -- that’s correct -- frozen see DESSERTS, page 12 How often have YOU run into one of those situations food. He started with peas, spinach, raspberries, loaanber- )age six THE TUFTS DAILY Tuesday, February 22,19!

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by JAY RmENBERG of License to Ill, to the sample- Senior Staff Writer filled rap of the under appreciated Although many self-pro- Paul’s Boutique, and finally to claimed diehard fans may not know 1992’s magnificent Check Your it, before the Beastie Boys ruled the Head, which fuses all of their styles into one. While Some Old Bullshit is a must-buy foranytrueBeastieBoys D ReviewA‘bum fan, it is a cheap attempt at a com- I I pilation. Running only 28 minutes earth as everybody’s favorite Cau- long, the album includes multiple casian rappers, they roamed the versions of three songs. Without streets of Manhattan as a hard- these to conveniently pad the al- core punk outfit. bum, it is a mere 20 minutes. From August of 198 1 through Is it really necessary to hear a 1984, the Beasties played around censored version of “Cooky Puss” town, recording demo tapes and or two versions of both “Egg Raid seven inch singles in small studios onMojo”and “TransitCop?”How and friends’ apartments. The hard would it have been for the Beastie Boys’ recordings from this band to add some B-sides or live period are now compiled together versions of their later, better mate- Gerald and Lord Illingworth get liquored for the first time on their new re- rial to the album? Not very -- but lease, Some Old Bullshit. what else can you expect from Some Old Bullshit paints an America’s premier bad-asses ? accurate, enticing portrait of the The majority of the songs, re- Take a walk on the Wilde side Beastie Boys’ early days. They corded for pennies when the are truly one of the most dynamic, BeastieBoys werestill high school But beware: ‘A Woman of No Importance’ is preachy and boring diverse bands around, and although students, are sloppy and noisy. The by MADHU UNNIKRISHNAN melodrama, which unfortunately second, of A Woman of No Impor- the songs from Some Old Bullshit punk songs are performed in short, Daily Editorial Board succeeds only in drawing the per- tance is brilliant. Here Wilde sound amateurish, it is an interest- angry spurts, releasing bundles of plays Pose a unique Problem forrnance out and boring the audi- shows off his skill at epigrams, for ing album. teenage frustration,and only afew for the reviewer. On the one hand, ence. he fills every moment with bril- Their music has experienced of the songs extend beyond two he is tempted to criticize the actual A Woman of NO Importance liant and acidic repartee. This is several alterations over the years, minutes. The first version of.“Egg tells the tale of Gerald Arbuthnot what made Wilde famous, and what going from the rude punk found in (Ken Mason), ayoung, underprivi, has permitted him to endure. this collection, to the bad boy rap see BEASTIE, page 11 leged man who shows great prom- By the end of the second act, Review ise in both society and in politics. and throughoutthethirdact, Wilde Thanks to the patronage of Lord succumbs to obnoxiously preachy text- But when a Play has been in Illingworth (Michael Poisson), melodrama, more akin to The Pic- existence for nearly 100 Years, it who hasmade the young Arbuthnot ture of Dorian Gray than to the has obviously passed the initial his private secretary, the closed brilliance of The Importance of culling, and will thus stand the test and sophisticated society of the Being Earnest. He comments on of time. On the other hand, how- upper classes welcomes Gerald, the mistreatment of women by ever, the critic is drawn to examine and begins working its seductive English society. Though this is the actual production, but focus- immorality on him. definitely a valid point, Wilde’s ing on that aspect ignores the text Gerald cannot conceive of the use of melodrama simply alien- of the play itself. When the two immorality of his patrons, and he ates the viewer to his point. More- qualities, the production and the refuses to take seriously any of the over, after the genius of the first text, are both equally bad, or more scandalous, but sophisti- act, the third appears an even equally good, thereviewer has few cated, comments that his society greater disappointment. problems. But if one emerges as friends make. His record, is, after Wilde uses Lord Illingworth better, than the reviewer is in quite all, spotless. and his set as the mouthpieces for a little quandary. Enter Hester Worsley (Chandra the English view of women -- that Oscar Wilde’s A Woman of No Pieragostini), a young, wealthy a woman once fallen is always Importance is a bit of a letdown AmericanvisitingEngland.Hester suspect, but that a man can never for those who have read or seen his is disgusted and shocked by the fall. Gerald, his mother (Charlotte landmark play The Importance of immoralityof English society. She Peed) and Hester form the oppos- Being Earnest. A Woman of No enlightens Gerald to this fact, and ing side -- the side that believes Importance is the artist’s earlier both reexamine their values and that in matters of honor, men are work, and it shows. The sharply realize that England is a hypocriti- equally to blame as women. True epigrammatic style that made cal, moribund country that holds to Wilde’s style, the lines from the Wildeso famousand well-loved is no promise for decent, intelligent “bad” side are hilarious. Unfortu- quite toned down in this play, and people. If this album is about bullshit, one has to wonder why there is a dog see WILDE, page 13 on the cover. Wilde dips into rather preachy The first act, and half of the Tool is purified power at Avalon by JOSHUA DAVIS their aggressive, but melodic on- Sex,” and the obligatory “Sober” Daily Staff Writer slaught. all made strong appearances, as It is occasionally amazing how Tool flowed smoothly from part of Tool’s set. much noise can be produced by song to song, drawing on material The band was remarkably tight four ordinary individuals. A de- from both their 1992 EP Opiate and precise. Guitarist Adam Jones and their most recent release, Un- provided tightly controlled storms dertow. Fluid and dynamic, Tool of guitar and the modulated roar of made deft use of subtle and musi- Keenan’s vocals was intense and cally revolutionary techniques. exact. His musical contribution to Rare is the Tool song that is not at thegroup ispossiblythemoststrik- finitive example of this was estab- least partially performed in an ing. Bassist Paul D’Amour sup- lished this past Tuesday night at unusual time signature; and their plied rhythmic and melodic but- Avalon, where a densely packed use of volume dynamic serves to tressing to the stunningly power- crowd was assaulted by a musical sharply accentuate the fluctuation ful and intricate framework pro- artillery exerciseprovided by Tool. between emotionally-charged re- vided by drummer Danny Carey, Following opening act Failure, straint and angry outburst. and even redefined modern fash- Tool took the stage at around 10 The mood of each song per- ion by wearing a very cool Star pm., and immediately launched a formed was almost palpable as it Wars T-shirt. salvo of 12 songs for a show that spread from the performers to the Tool occupies a unique posi- lasted about an hour and a half. A audience, and the showgoers tion wherein they command an quartet consistingof rumbling and would occasionally match in cho- appeal to several seemingly dis- insistent bass, searing electric gui- rus Keenan’s roar in songs like parate musical fan bases. Earlier tar, inhumanely powerful drums, “Sweat,” “Swamp Son,” and “4 in their career, Tool often opened and the confrontational vocals of Degrees.”Particularly devastating for barely-known hard-core bands Maynard James Keenan, Tool was Tool’s rendition of “Opiate;” like Zero Tolerance, establishing threatened to bring the entire build- slow and unstoppable. “Under- ing down with the sheer force of tow,’’ “Jerk-Off,”‘flood,” “Prison see TOOL, page 11

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Some timI on how to live hamilyII off campus HOUSING 9. Speaking of phones, some continued from Don’t be afraid to make security a page 5 condition of renting. Remember, houses don’t have more than two in the shower. you’ve got the money. They need lines installed, depending on how STOP 4. Unless you care little for you more than you need them. many residents live there. If you’re HELP like many college students, you dust-free floors and tabletops, the 6. Checkforany damage. Walls level of cleanliness is of the ut- should not have large gaping holes probably talk on the phone rea- most importance when visiting in them, or be eaten through by sonably often and for lengthy FOOD WASTE houses. If the house iscurrently termites, windows should not be amounts of time. unoccupied,expect a few dustballs cracked, wires should not be bare Unfortunately,your housemates and dead bugs, ask yourselves if or sticking out of outlets, and fur- will probably be the same way. -f& LC9’- the amount of cleaning up required nitureshouldbeon fourlegs. Don’t Ask about getting another line in- is worth the house. accept anything less. stalled, or else establish rules of Don’t be afraid to ask the land- 7. If you have a car, make cer- phone etiquette, like placing a time lord how much he/she will pitch tain that you are assured aparking limit on phone calls, getting off in. If you are subletting or if the space within 10 yards of your promptly if someone needs to use house is being lived in, ask the house, preferably in your drive- the phone, and giving priority to current residents how much clean- way or garage. If you all have cars, long-distancecalls, no matter who ing they do in a week and decide if you need to decide how to settle they’re for. Also, if you or one of that’s up your alley. the parking situation, or else look your housemates use e-mail, re- 5. Take your safety into ac- for another house with a larger lot. member that living off campus and count. One woman almost rented Or leave your car at home. calling JumboNet will tie up the a house that had cracked windows 8. Wall thickness may not nec- line for long periods of time. on the ground floor, whose essarily be your deciding factor, 10. Price. Most importantly, backdoor was hanging from a but neither should it be ignored. you and your housemates need to hinge, and whose front door Are you all going to pick up your set limits on how much rent you wouldn’t lock properly.Check very phone when one of them rings? can afford. This means if one of carefully for loose hinges, locks Can you hear your neighbors’ youcanafford to pay $400amonth, on the windows and doors, and ask springs creaking at 2 a.m. when and someone else can only pay current residents how safe they you’re trying to get some sleep or $250, then you need to go with the felt living in what could be your studying? If these things bother lesser amount. Get the first one to future home. any of your housemates,keep look- spend it on clothes or something. There are certain things your ing. One way to check is to pick up If, however, this is The House, landlord/lady should do, and mak- a phone in one.room and talk nor- consider a compromise: someone ing your house secure is one of mally. Ask your friends to stand in can pay more rent while another them. Inquire about fire alarms, adjoining rooms and try to hear Help pick up food from local security alarms, doors with locks. you. see HOUSmG, page 13 \ foodstores and deliver it to homeless shelters in Somerville. If interested, call Ken (628-3993) or Jane (629-8648)

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Strobel scores 1,OOOth point Making the Olympics interesting Tufts’ women’s basketball team has the “Yellow Rose“ of Texas, senior Ellie Strobel. Strobel, who hails from Houston, made her Since I tend to prefer winter over summer, snow athletes have become so good at what they do. signature mark by obtaining her 1,OOOth career point against Trinity. 2nd ice over heat and humidity, shiver over sweat, they’re too rare. This is one of those events thal Ellie has been the powerhouse of the Jumbos for the past four me would think that I’d prefer the Winter Olympics would probably be more fun to compete in than tc years. The Yellow Rose of Texas has made her presence known on to their summer watch on TV. and off the court: she’s the power forward on the court and a Marc Sheinkin counterparts. But Interesting: Ski jumping. While part of the as the last week motivationfor watching is surely the anticipation 01 dedicated student off the court. Wide to the Left has proven, Ijust a crash (like the famous Wide World ofSports guy) Athlete of the Week “[Scoring 1000pointslwasn’t can’t get into part of it is the fact that even the lay person can see a goal that I had set for myself,” these winter games. Too much of it is simply not when a ski jumper has screwed up. If those skis Strobel said. “I never thought about it until Sharon [Dawley, former interesting. aren’t perfectly parallel and if the jumper isn’t in head coach] told me that she wanted me to score 1,000 points. At the Part of it is that many of the events are downright perfect aerodynamic position, then he won’t fly as time I told her I would have to score like 26.5 points agame. I’m glad 3oring. But a bigger reason is that many of the far, and even I, an American Studies major, can see its done,” she said. winter events are too obscure for the American that. Dawley had put some undue pressure on this exceptional player sports fan. For example, have you ever gone out and Not interesting: Biathlon. This event is just for reasons that are still unknown. spent the afternoon curling, or two-man bobsled- plain old boring. First of all, what kind of combina- “It bothered me because each game I went into felt like I had a ton jing, or skeet shooting? By contrast, most of us can tion is cross-country skiing and shooting? Second, of bricks on my shoulders and I felt like I had to score... from that -elate to the summer events like track and field, who does this? Third, why do we care? Have you point I’mreally glad that its over. Now I can enjoy the game,” Strobel 3asketbal1, or even cycling. ever gone out on a Saturday to cross-countryski and said. It’s a commentary on contemporary American shoot stuff, or much less go out on a Saturday to Strobel leads the team in scoring, rebounding (both offensive and ;ociety, but it’s also a fact of life. The 1992 summer watch someone else do it? This event has got to go. defensive) and assists. With accolades like these what else could she ;ames were purposely marketed to appease the Interesting: Speed skating. This event works want? western television viewer (Le. Dream Team), and for us because it’s a simple race and we can relate “Our record is SO0 right now. I would like for us to win our last me must admit that the Barcelona Olympiad was to it, just like a Summer Olympic sprint. It helped three games, to play really solid and well. I’m not expecting us to get 10th exciting and fun to watch. But the Lillehammer that this Olympiad had the wonderful story of Dan into the tournament, just to finish up the season well,” she said. games just haven’t cut the mustard because CBS Jansen to lure us to the television, but the fact nsists upon being purist and televising as many of remains that this type of raceis kind of neat to watch --Yvette Johnson he events as humanly possible, even the ones that -- maybe even more neat than a flat-out running hey know won’t.appea1 to you and me. race. -The 1994-wirPter gam& have, of course, been Not interesting: Ice dancing. I’d like someone I’d just like to point out that jominated by SkateGate, which is also getting bor- to explain to me how ice dancing is separate from we‘re having a lot of trouble with ng. In all honesty, the big figure skating story pairs figure skating, and why I should be forced to our waxer, in that we’re waxing ;hould have been the comeback of Brian Boitano, watch both. Besides, pairs figure skating is more stuff but it isn‘t getting sticky Jut he blew it and finished sixth. His ineffective- interesting because they have to do all those flips less, combined with the Tonya and Nancy affair, and throws and axles and lutzes, most of which is enough. we have pieces of so ias made watching figure skating a hassle, more like non-existent or severely toned down in ice dancing. articles falling off and bemming CANCUN from $439 m episode of A Current Affair than anything else. Maybe Michael Jackson on ice skates would be fun JAMAICA from $439 cmoked and we‘re going thtough Butthat doesn’t mean thatthese winter games are to watch, but a waltz on ice doesn’t work for me. PANAMA & DAYTONA smtch tape like it’s going out of 111 boring. For sure, many of the events are spec- Interesting: Figure skating. This event can be style when we know darn well acular, beautiful to watch, and exciting for even the boring, but it depends upon who is competing and that our publishers hate it when ion-sports fan. What would make the Winter Olym- if they’re using decent music. The fact is that this we use tape. So if you know iics as exciting and popular as the summer games is year, it will be interesting to see who wins womens’ anything about waxers and in elimination of the fringe events and a concentra- figure skating, no matter how much one detests the might be able to lend a hand, ion on what makes people pay attention. sport or the SkateGate affair. Furthermore, televi- please give us a call. It is with this mindset that one might decide just sion ratings prove every time that the most popular what is interesting about the Winter Olympics, and sport to watch is womens’ figure skating, so some- what isn’t. body must like it. Interesting: Ice hockey. This one requires al- Not interesting: The opening ceremonies. Not nost no thought at all -- everyone knows that ice that they’re going to eliminate the opening ceremo- COMMUNITY HEALTH PROGRAMIBA-iMD PROGRAM iockey is the world’s most exciting and exhilarating nies, but they should at least try to make them worth COLLOQUIUM ;port. And in the Olympics it gets even better as the watching once in a while. For instance, that whole ;ame is played in a wider rink (200 by 100, as torch-lighting thing just paled in comparison to the Ipposed to the 200’ by 85’”L dimensions), which Barcelona games, when the guy lit the torch by ncreases the speed of play and makes an already shooting a flaming bow and arrow at it. This time, wonderful sport that much more thrilling. Maybe they made a big deal about the ski jumper, and I he “L should listen up and think more seriously thought the guy was going to light the torch while ibout widening its rinks, no matter what the cost. jumping. Instead, they gave the torch to some Not interesting: Luge and bobsledding. They’re prince; it was so anticlimactic. ‘ast and they’re dangerous and they’re scary and Also, do we need to see the whole procession of hey’re boring. It’s the same exact thing, over and countries,especially the ones with one athlete?And wer and over again. Auto racing, which is similar in do we need to hear another speech in broken En- “A GENETICIST’S LIFE“ :oncept and boring for the same reasons, tends to be glish from some international Olympic president? nore fun to watch because there are pit stops and I’d rather see the guy speak well in his own lan- :rashes -- intangibles -- which are practically non- guage and use an interpreter than listen to him try to :xistent in luge and bobsledding. be poetic in English. A few crashes would make it cool, but since the And where have you gone, Jim Craig?

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Please Post or Share with a Friend or Colleague. Tuesday, February 22,1994 THE TUFTS DAILY page eleven c A flawless showing at Avalon TOOL ’ diverse audiences. continued from page 7 And the audience at Avalon a fairly solid reputation among this Tuesday night was so packed ARE YOU A STRESSED OUT JUMBO?! that musical contingency.Gaining that there was barely room to W-Ph popularity and distancing them- breathe. The crowd’s moron index selves from the hard-core move- was uncomfortably high that night, ment they never really had much however, and even the back of the Then come to free in common with, Tool then be- club was full of fans who couldn’t came something of an “under- live without leaning on and push- ground” phenomenon. ing against everyone else. RELAXATION & MEDITATION Largely due to the success of Lad May Sksrmt the single “Sober,” Tool has now With the crowd being the only WORKSHOPS! found a substantial group of fans exception,Tuesday’s performance in the heavy-metal arena. Their was flawless and utterly without history and sound is unique enough disappointment. Tool performed to afford them a nearly all-encom- with strength, precision, and passing musical perspective, and subtlety, arecipe that too few con- tends to contribute to some very temporary bands care to follow. New compilation is too short BEASTIE continued from page 7 cally became a minor hit, and the Call to reserve a space: Beastie Boys began to incorporate Raid on Mojo,” which was taped rap and hip hop into their act. This HEALTH EDUCATION PROGnAM from a radio program, includes led to their later success as rap- 55 Talbot Avenue radio static. pers. 627-3027 Especially on the first few While Some Old Bullshit may tracks, the Beastie Boys sound not be rich in recorded material, exactly as expected: a better than the accompanying text is a fasci- average high school punk band, nating piece of Beastie Boys his- with generic changes and guitar tory. Fans are not only treated to riffs and scratchy vocals. some unflattering photographs of Indeed, it is difficult to imagine the teenage band members, but are the same band who blasted their also granted an essay penned by way through obnoxiously loud Diamond, which describes the punk tunes such as “Holy Snap- group’s early days. pers” opening up for Madonna on Through this essay, we learn her Like a Virgin tour a few years that the original drummer was a later. Beastie Girl (Kate Schellenbach, The final two songs on Some who is now a member of Luscious Old Bullshit, “Cooky Puss” and Jackson), and the true meaning of “Beastie Revolution,” hint the the word “beastie” (Boys Entering most at the Beasties’ musical fu- Anarchistic States Towards Inter- ture. Released as a 1Zinch single nal Excellence). in 1983, “Cooky Puss” is a threat- ening prank phone call with funky Altogether, Some Old Bullshit hip hop beats and samples in the is more amusing than it is musi- background. cally gratifying. Listening to the As Michael Diamond, who at young Beastie Boys is kind of like the time served as the group’s sole watching Muppet Babies or read- lead singer, explains in the CD’s ing Little Archie. While we know booklet, the band was “justfucking that the guys are capable of better around [and]trying something dif- stuff and will improve with time, it ferent,’’ at the “Cooky Puss” ses- is still fun to listen to some old sions. The resulting 1Zinch ironi- bullshit. TOMORROW NIGHT One of the largest sperm banks in the United States WEDNESDAY is looking for donors.

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Turkey should gression. Just a peaceful, mean- tragedy which is still continuing. 550 have the same fate? for oil? be pressurized by the Great Pow- ingful discussion leading to a just An open wound at the edge of the For if it is for oil, that action has ers, just like Iraq, for she too was solution. Mediterranean which is still bleed- Why should there be a “double been taken; Cyprus has oil too. an aggressor. She invaded and There is still the ship, that an- ing. Yet nobody is willing to heal standard” policy? Why, when Though, it is of a purer and more occupied too. She too violated UN cient ship, within the walls of the it. Nobody has shown the slightest Prime Minister Major stated in refined nature. It is the oil from the agreements. Iraq was not the only town. The town is Kyrenia. The interest to help provide a just, I person that the invasion and occu- olive tree. Yes, olive oil. culprit for ignoring international country, my country, is Cyprus. I repeat, a just, solution. We have pation of larger or smaller coun- This may seem a joke. It may resolutions. Turkey was and still is have never seen that ship yet ... I many UN resolutions, EC deci- tries would notbe tolerated? Why, seem humorous, but in fact it is a at this very moment. want to go and see it ... But I can- sions, much non-aligned support. should action be taken selectively downright tragedy. For if we read The time is ripe. All we need is not ... I wonder, when will this na- It has all come to nothing. Nothing for such a case? Why is there sup- between the lines, if we under- a little will, understanding, and ive, childish dream come true? for 17 years. portonlyfor somecountries, while stand the essence of both situa- others are soeasily, diplomatically tions, we see that there is no differ- Finding yourself a nice space Yet within seven months fol- ence whatsoever. Both countries - pushed aside? Why should Nicosia All of these are important be- lowing the UN embargo, the mili- be the only remaining European suffered an invasion. Both suf- HOUSING continued from page cause you’ll be dealing with them tal’ pressure leading to the war, fered an occupation. Why should capital that is still divided, even for the better part of a year, and Iraq packed UPand left Kuwait. Is both countries not be treated simi- 12. A washer and dryer are after the fall of the wall in Berlin? landlords can truly make your life this justice? Is this blind, indis- larly? also things to keep in mind. One miserable. One student who criminate, uniform distribution of Do I see underlying interest as It is about time, 20 years since student lived in a house with a law and order? UN resolution 660 the cause for such immediate ac- the invasion, that this heart- washer and dryer in the basement wished to remain anonymous called for the immediate with- tion? 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I age sixteen THE TUFTS DAILY Tuesday, February 22,1994

Doonesbury BY GARRY TRUDEAU A round Campus

Today ProgramsAbroad Study Abroad in Africa, Asia, Lati Americaand Europe with CEE. Friends of Israel Side Show 209 Campus Center, 4:OO p.m Presentation Travel via slides through all ofIsrael! Volunteer Vacations-LCS Eaton 208,7:30p.m. Spring trip meeting-comeget candy! Eaton 206,8:30 p.m. Crafts House Knitting Circle. OrthodoxChristian Fellowship 14ProfessorsRow,7:30p.m. General meeting. Goddard Chapel, 7:00-9:OO p.m. Amnesty International General Meeting. All Welcome. Health Education Department Eaton 201,9:30 p.m. Open support group for people with an HIV/AIDS concerns. Pi Sigma Alpha Health Services, 3rd floor, Room6,5:3( FoxTrot by Bill Amend Initiation ceremony will be held in the 6:30p.m. faculty dining room at 5 p.m.

Programs Abroad StudyabroadinMa, Asia,Latin America Tomorrow &Europe with CIEE. 209 Campus Ctr, 4:OOp.m. Tuffs Friendsof Israel Drop in grouppeer support. Asian Christian Fellowship 134A Lewis,430-5:30p.m Meeting. Lincoln-Filene, Rabb Room, 7:30p.m. Meditations: A Time for the Spirit "Nice Girlsmasty Girls: Heroines of the Jewis Tradition,"RabbiCohen.GcddardChapel,12:W Islamic Society at tufts 1:mp.m Imam's discussion; The importance of a Muslim House and the concept of Religion Department community. Lecture, ReligioninIntemationalRelations,'"r% 209 Campus Center, 7:00-8:OO p.m. Religious Factor in Indian politics." Crane Room Paige Hall, 7:0@9:20p.m. Miller Hall & Residential Life IEEE Tuesday Topic with Armand Mickune Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson General meeting. santos. Halligan 2.1 1:30 am Miller Lounge, 7:OOp.m. SAWSeniorClass Council Tuesday Pub featuring Chuck Moms & Side Walk Blues. MacPhie Pub, 10:00p.m.-1 :00 a.m. Crafts House Knitting Circle. 14professorRow, 7:30 p.m.

Friends of israel Slide Show Presentation Travel via slides through all of Israel! Eaton 208,7:30 p.m. Weather Report DILBERTB by Scott Adams ~ ~~ II TODAY TOMORROW IF THE BOSS USES YOU'RE ALL VERY HERE'S YOUR A BUZZWORD ON ATTENTIVE TODAY "BUZZWORD 01 NG YOUR CARD, YOU y MY PROACTIVE CARD FOR THE CHECK IT OFF. THE P\EET TNG. OBJECTIVE I5 TO FILL sunny Snow (can you believe it?) High:42; Low:33 High:33; Low: 18 The Daily Commuter Puzzle

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