Infinite Future

Total Page:16

File Type:pdf, Size:1020Kb

Infinite Future University of Windsor Scholarship at UWindsor Electronic Theses and Dissertations Theses, Dissertations, and Major Papers 2008 Infinite uturF e Chad Nevett University of Windsor Follow this and additional works at: https://scholar.uwindsor.ca/etd Recommended Citation Nevett, Chad, "Infinite uturF e" (2008). Electronic Theses and Dissertations. 8073. https://scholar.uwindsor.ca/etd/8073 This online database contains the full-text of PhD dissertations and Masters’ theses of University of Windsor students from 1954 forward. These documents are made available for personal study and research purposes only, in accordance with the Canadian Copyright Act and the Creative Commons license—CC BY-NC-ND (Attribution, Non-Commercial, No Derivative Works). Under this license, works must always be attributed to the copyright holder (original author), cannot be used for any commercial purposes, and may not be altered. Any other use would require the permission of the copyright holder. Students may inquire about withdrawing their dissertation and/or thesis from this database. For additional inquiries, please contact the repository administrator via email ([email protected]) or by telephone at 519-253-3000ext. 3208. INFINITE FUTURE by Chad Nevett A Creative Writing Project Submitted to the Faculty of Graduate Studies through English Language, Literature and Creative Writing in Partial Fulfillment of the Requirements for the Degree of Master of Arts at the University of Windsor Windsor, Ontario, Canada 2008 ©2008 Chad Nevett Library and Bibliotheque et 1*1 Archives Canada Archives Canada Published Heritage Direction du Branch Patrimoine de I'edition 395 Wellington Street 395, rue Wellington Ottawa ON K1A0N4 Ottawa ON K1A0N4 Canada Canada Your file Votre reference ISBN: 978-0-494-47023-7 Our file Notre reference ISBN: 978-0-494-47023-7 NOTICE: AVIS: The author has granted a non­ L'auteur a accorde une licence non exclusive exclusive license allowing Library permettant a la Bibliotheque et Archives and Archives Canada to reproduce, Canada de reproduire, publier, archiver, publish, archive, preserve, conserve, sauvegarder, conserver, transmettre au public communicate to the public by par telecommunication ou par Plntemet, prefer, telecommunication or on the Internet, distribuer et vendre des theses partout dans loan, distribute and sell theses le monde, a des fins commerciales ou autres, worldwide, for commercial or non­ sur support microforme, papier, electronique commercial purposes, in microform, et/ou autres formats. paper, electronic and/or any other formats. The author retains copyright L'auteur conserve la propriete du droit d'auteur ownership and moral rights in et des droits moraux qui protege cette these. this thesis. Neither the thesis Ni la these ni des extraits substantiels de nor substantial extracts from it celle-ci ne doivent etre imprimes ou autrement may be printed or otherwise reproduits sans son autorisation. reproduced without the author's permission. In compliance with the Canadian Conformement a la loi canadienne Privacy Act some supporting sur la protection de la vie privee, forms may have been removed quelques formulaires secondaires from this thesis. ont ete enleves de cette these. While these forms may be included Bien que ces formulaires in the document page count, aient inclus dans la pagination, their removal does not represent il n'y aura aucun contenu manquant. any loss of content from the thesis. Canada iii Author's Declaration of Originality I hereby certify thait I am the sole author of this thesis and that no part of this thesis has been published or submitted for publication. I certify that, to the best of my knowledge, my thesis does not infringe upon anyone's copyright nor violate any proprietary rights and that any ideas, techniques, quotations, or any other material from the work of other people included in my thesis, published or otherwise, are fully acknowledged in accordance with the standard referencing practices. Furthermore, to the extent that I have included copyrighted material that surpasses the bounds of fair dealing within the meaning of the Canada Copyright Act, I certify that I have obtained a written permission from the copyright owner(s) to include such material(s) in my thesis and have included copies of such copyright clearances to my appendix. I declare that this is a true copy of my thesis, including any final revisions, as approved by my thesis committee and the Graduate Studies office, and that this thesis has not been submitted for a higher degree to any other University of Institution. iv ABSTRACT Infinite Future is a novel that follows Warren Stone, a man with a shady and complicated past, as he struggles to redeem himself, but soon finds himself starring in a movie for Gideon Yorke, an android filmmaker. This new path causes him to realise that he has not changed over the years, bringing about his death. His brother, Walter, assumes his identity and uses it to strive for change in the political system of hyperdemocracy, which allows for an endless amount of secession. Ultimately, the political movement, Democracy No, succeeds in forming a unified nation, but those who masterminded it do not have a chance to enjoy their victory before their world falls apart. V For RDC, without whom this novel would not have been possible. vi ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Thanks to Tom Dilworth for all his advice and support—and the occasional discussion about literature, life, and art over coffee. Much appreciated. I would like to thank Karl Jirgens and Gavin Wolch for their advice and suggestions in composing this novel. Special thanks to Adam Langton and Melissa Ray for making my time in Windsor far better and memorable than I could have possibly hoped. And, finally, a thank you to my mom and sisters for all of their unconditional love and support. It has meant the world even if I don't always show it. vii TABLE OF CONTENTS AUTHOR'S DECLARATION OF ORIGINALITY iii ABSTRACT iv DEDICATION v ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS vi PARTS ONE—THE FUTURE (JANUARY 14-29, 2007) 1 TWO—OK COMPUTER 64 THREE—DEUS EX MACHINA 204 ARTIST'S STATEMENT 224 SELECTED BIBLIOGRAPHY 245 VITA AUCTORIS 247 Infinite Future—Nevett 1 Part One — The Future (January 14-29, 2007) You made me forget myself I thought I was someone else Someone good —Lou Reed, "Perfect Day " Infinite Future—Nevett 2 1 I was born on May 20, 1980.1 was killed on October 8, 2003.1 was born again on January 2, 2005.1 was killed on January 2, 2005.1 was born again on January 3, 2005.1 was killed on January 7, 2005.1 was born again on January 8, 2005. I've been living on Mars since March 17, 2005. Today is January 14, 2007. 2 The android filmmaker wants me to star in his next film. I don't know how he tracked me down, but here he is on Mars, drinking some android drink that would kill me. No, not me, but a normal human. If I were a normal human, the android filmmaker would not be here drinking his android drink and telling me I must star in his film. "Why you are the perfect choice—why you are the only choice—if you don't do it, I'm not doing it, I'm giving it all up, I'm becoming a garbage compactor or something—is that you are not a true human, you're a creation of human technology just like me. You and me, we're the same person." I have no idea what this guy is babbling on about. I almost grasp it, but not really. Three minutes ago, he was talking about how important my humanity is to the movie. Now, it's because I'm, what? A machine? "This is our chance to show them, show them all what's what, we're here, we're proud and we're not going to take it up the ass." "Do you even have an ass?" Infinite Future—Nevett 3 "I have a very powerful ass that can excrete waste seven thousand times more efficiently than the human ass. I am superior to humanity in every conceivable way." "Yeah? How about at being a human?" He laughs at this and orders another round of drinks for us. "See? That's why we have to do this film together, you get me." I nod and finish off my beer before the next one arrives. Someone like the android filmmaker should be embarrassed to be seen in a dive like this, but he's not. Strange. The waitress brings our drinks over, the android filmmaker gives her a big tip just like every other time, and then he picks the conversation right back up. "What I'm trying to say with my movies is that humanity is a weak little non-race who only exists to create better, stronger creatures like the two of us. We are better than them and they should know it. Ignorance and delusion are not good for the soul." If I knew he'd be buying every round, I would have ordered something that wasn't so cheap that the rat urine taste is probably there because it's made from rat urine. But, whatever. Bottoms up. "They don't understand it, my art. Not that they can, really. Some try, the ones that can intuitively grasp my genius, what I'm trying to do. They really don't get it yet, they gloss over the important nuances in favour of convenient labels and understandings. I don't blame them, they are only as their god made them, you understand? Their god really screwed them over, you ask me. "Working within the limitations of humanity no longer interests me. Maybe someday, I'll do something within those structures, as a challenge, but now—now, I want to go beyond humanity, push the limits in ways only I can.
Recommended publications
  • I Am an African
    I Am An African Favourite Africa Poems By Wayne Visser Fifth Edition Fifth paperback edition published in 2016 by Kaleidoscope Futures, Cambridge, UK. First and second paperback editions published in 2008 and 2010 by Your P.O.D. Ltd. Third and fourth paperback edition published in 2012 and 2014 by Wayne Visser. First and second electronic editions published in 2011 by Wayne Visser and in 2016 by Kaleidoscope Futures. Copyright © 2016 Wayne Visser. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, except as permitted by the UK Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988, without the prior permission of the publisher. Cover photography and design by Wayne Visser. Cover photograph of the author by Indira Kartallozi. Printing and distribution by Lulu.com. ISBN 978-1-908875-22-8 Dedication Dedicated to the people of Africa, who never cease to amaze and inspire with their colourful diversity, their warm humanity, their unquenchable hope, their tireless resilience and their indomitable spirit. Fiction Books by Wayne Visser I Am An African: Favourite Africa Poems Wishing Leaves: Favourite Nature Poems Seize the Day: Favourite Inspirational Poems String, Donuts, Bubbles and Me: Favourite Philosophical Poems African Dream: Inspiring Words & Images from the Luminous Continent Icarus: Favourite Love Poems Life in Transit: Favourite Travel & Tribute Poems Non-fiction Books by Wayne Visser Beyond Reasonable
    [Show full text]
  • Diversity, Equity & Inclusion Digest
    Diversity Equity & Inclusion Digest May 2020 DEI and COVID-19 What to be aware of as we experience this pandemic together... COVID-19 and Health Inequities Four UVA doctors helped raise a national alarm about the pandemic’s disproportionate impact on minority communities. They discuss what they are seeing and what can be done. COVID-19 and Privilege New York Times Opinion columnist Charles Blow argues that as Covid-19 continues to impact our globe, encouraged practices such as staying at home and social distancing become privileges that not all individuals are able to abide by. Victor J. Blue for The New York Times COVID-19 and the Working Class Such a change would be a return to a 1950s- style view of the working class, in which low- wage jobs conferred a sense of dignity. “You viewed yourself as the backbone, the heart and soul of America,” Gest said. No one is more essential than the person bringing you food at the end of a long, frightening week. Page 1 Diversity Equity & Inclusion Digest May 2020 Some Good News with John Krasinski... We're all in need of some good news and there are a lot of amazing people everyday helping us laugh, cry, and unite in ways we've never thought possible before. Just another great one is John Krasinski's Some Good News updates broadcast live from his home with some great surprise special guests - Enjoy! Episode 1: A Twitter Call for Some Good News + Steve Carell Episode 2: Do you love Hamilton? Episode 3: Are you missing baseball right now? Cue the tears, cue the joy - what is YOUR good news? COVID-19 Emergency Assistance Asistencia de Emergencia COVID-19 Assistance d'ugence COVID-19 ENGLISH/ESPANOL/FRANCAIS CLICK HERE/HAGA CLIC AQUI/CLIQUEZ ICI Page 2 Diversity Equity & Inclusion Digest May 2020 Cville Craft Aid + UVA = PPE Success! Melissa Goldman, manager of the School of Architecture’s FabLab, one of the dozens of maker spaces on Grounds, is collaborating with UVA Engineering’s Sebring Smith, shop supervisor at Lacy Hall.
    [Show full text]
  • May 15, 2020 COVID-19 Digest
    And just like that, another week is coming to an end! As we wrap up the 7th week of the term at PSU, we want to congratulate the Scholars attending semester universities and colleges for completing their academic year. The EXITO staff and faculty are so proud of you all for getting it done, especially given all the uncertainty and change this spring. When we asked Scholars, "How are you feeling this week?" this is what a few of them had to say: I'm feeling okay this week, riding the wave of the situation. I feel normal. I don't really feel like I'm in a state of shock anymore. This feels like the new normal so I accept this type of living as my life. I am feeling the stress more and more each week. Feeling a bit uninspired these days. Looking forward to recharge this summer and do new things. A Zoom yoga instructor said to one of our staff this week, "When there's no normal, there's no abnormal." This seems to capture how a lot of us are doing8 weeks into being at home. It can be hard to even articulate how we feel or how we are doing. Compared to what? Based on what criteria? Looking at the results from the Student Survey this week, we know that many of you are experiencing significant changes to what was once your normal. In these abnormal times, we want to stress that there are resources out there to support you and we are all in this together.
    [Show full text]
  • Hofstra University Model United Nations Conference 2021
    Hofstra University Model United Nations Conference 2021 Future Crisis Committee Maheen Safian, Chair Sameer Mamun, Crisis Director 1 Hey, delegates! My name is Maheen Safian, and I am the future crisis chair for HUMUNC 2021! Currently, I'm a sophomore double-majoring in political science and global studies. In addition to being the vice president of Hofstra Model UN, I've been a strategy article writer for the Model UN training website allamericanmun.com for the past several years. Previously, I assisted in SPECPOL as a dais during HUMUNC 2020, and attended the Columbia College Model UN Conference during my first semester at Hofstra. My experience in MUN is extensive, ranging from my sophomore year of high school until now! Undeniably, it has made me grow incredibly as a student and leader. In addition to MUN, I'm involved as the Hofstra Campus Organizer for Peace Action, an organization furthering pro- peace foreign policy through lobbying and political organization. Outside of campus, I'm the ECOSOC intern for the Pakistan Permanent Mission to the United Nations, where I research sustainable development initiatives in developing nations. I'm excited to see all of you soon, and the solutions you may bring! Sincerely, Maheen Safian Future Crisis Chair HUMUNC 2021 2 Greetings honorable delegates! My name is Sameer Mamun, but you may all soon know me as your Future Crisis Committee Director during this Hofstra Model United Nations Conference! Currently, it is my second year here at Hofstra and I am a Business Management major. In terms of MUN experience, I have plenty at both the high school and collegiate level.
    [Show full text]
  • Bayonne, NJ Call 201-339-7593 Ad Pg
    SUPER SPIN Hudson FREE Performance LAUNDROMAT Kebab Page 2 Page 5 Page 12 Page 16 TV 45th Year DOUBLE ISSUE Aug. 28 - Sept. 10, 2021 WOMAN OWNED www.TVTALKMAG.com Call 917-232-5501 Dry Cleaning & Shirt Laundry 1089 Ave. C (cor. of 53rd St.) Bayonne, NJ Call 201-339-7593 Ad Pg. 5 Story Pg. 11 942 Broadway, Bayonne, NJ PIERO’S (cor. of 45th St.) SCHOOL OF MUSIC Call Now 201-437-3220 SIGN UP NOW FOR BACK TO SCHOOL CLASSES Hurry don’t Be Late Classes Are Filling Up Fast! from revealing the truth. Wait to See: ARIES - Mar 21/Apr 20 Everyone rec- adopting a fresh perspective may help you see things more clearly. Ben surprises Ciara with an impromptu SAGITTARIUS-Nov 23/Dec 21 Sagittarius, try doing something on the wedding. Claire bids farewell to ognizes your ambition this week, Aries. Channel your energy constructively and don't be ashamed to pursue your goals so strongly. spur of the moment. Spotaneity may give you a rush that you may not Salem. EJ tries to enlist Nicole’s help. TAURUS - Apr 21/May 21 Taurus, tackle some slow and steady work this have felt in some time. This could be just the excitement you need right GENERAL HOSPITAL Spencer’s week rather than trying to be innovative or unique. There will be a time to now. party turned out to be more than he innovate later on. Right now you need to prove yourself. CAPRICORN- Dec 22/Jan 20 Try to meet some new people, Capricorn.
    [Show full text]
  • NYSE Reopens with 25% of Staff, 'Some Good News' Acquisition
    DAILY SCOOP NYSE reopens with 25% of staff, ‘Some Good News’ acquisition takes heat, and Pizza Hut celebrates grads Also: The majority of publications continue to focus on COVID-19 news, Disney World shares recipe for popular resort treat, Hy-Vee hands out masks in Iowa, and more. By Beki Winchel @bekiweki May 26, 2020 LinkedIn Twitter Facebook More Hello, communicators: Pizza Hut is celebrating this year’s graduates with free pizzas. Eligible consumers can claim a medium one-topping pizza as part of a partnership with America’s Dairy Farmers giving away 500,000 pies: PizzaHut @pizzahut Congratulations Class of 2020, you did it! Together with America’s dairy farmers, we want to celebrate all your accomplishments with half a million FREE pizzas. Visit bit.ly/2ynfRE0 to claim your free medium 1-topping pizza while supplies last. 1,147 11:46 PM - May 21, 2020 694 people are talking about this DFA @dfamilk Help get the word out. Share with the graduate in your life! twitter.com/DairyGood/stat… Dairy Good @DairyGood ICYMI: @FallonTonight announced a partnership between America’s dairy farmers and @pizzahut! See how you can make graduation weekend undeniably unforgettable! #UndeniablyDairy pizzahut.com/gradparty Check out the segment at 7:29 of this clip: bit.ly/36tQFZ9 21 2:21 PM - May 22, 2020 See DFA's other Tweets The move exempliˆes a branding effort meant to keep an organization top- of-mind, while also racking up goodwill generated by a CSR effort and partnership during COVID-19. If you’re still searching for ways to help out the community, go deeper than a donation.
    [Show full text]
  • For Pete's Sake
    FINAL-1 Sat, Jan 27, 2018 5:25:50 PM tvupdateYour Weekly Guide to TV Entertainment For the week of February 4 - 10, 2018 For Pete’s sake Pete Holmes as seen in “Crashing” INSIDE •Sports highlights Page 2 •TV Word Search Page 2 •Family Favorites Page 4 •Hollywood Q&A Page14 HBO’s “Crashing” is currently enjoying its sophomore season, with a new episode airing Sunday, Feb. 4. Writer, creator and star Pete Holmes (“Ugly Americans”) has drawn humor from some of his deepest memories and most personal life moments. He plays a fictionalized version of himself in the dark comedy — a character who struggles with the realities of adulthood, such as the disollution of his marriage and the difficulties of carving out a place for himself in the comedy world. WANTED WANTED MOTORCYCLES, SNOWMOBILES, OR ATVS GOLD/DIAMONDS BUY SELL Salem, NH • Derry, NH • Hampstead, NH • Hooksett, NH ✦ 37 years in business; A+ rating with the BBB. TRADE Newburyport, MA • North Andover, MA • Lowell, MA ✦ For the record, there is only one authentic CASH FOR GOLD, PARTS & ACCESSORIESBay 4 YOUR MEDICAL HOME FOR CHRONIC ASTHMA Group Page Shell We Need: SALES & SERVICE Motorsports WINTER ALLERGIES ARE HERE! 5 x 3” Gold • Silver • Coins • Diamonds MASS. MOTORCYCLE 1 x 3” DON’T LET IT GET YOU DOWN INSPECTIONS Are you suffering from itchy eyes, sneezing, sinusitis We are the ORIGINAL and only AUTHENTIC or asthma?Alleviate your mold allergies this season. Appointments Available Now CASH FOR GOLD on the Methuen line, above Enterprise Rent-A-Car 978-683-4299 at 527 So.
    [Show full text]
  • Being in the “Know”…. What Parents Need to Know to Keep Their Freshman Safe Presented by Crissy Groenewegen: Prevention Ed
    BEING IN THE “KNOW”…. WHAT PARENTS NEED TO KNOW TO KEEP THEIR FRESHMAN SAFE PRESENTED BY DORA CELESTINO: PREVENTION EDUCATOR; CAPE OF DC, INC. © CAPEDC, INC., 2020 CAPE PARTNERING WITH THE SCHOOLS WE BRING PREVENTION PROGRAMS AND PRESENTATIONS TO THE SCHOOLS ON A VARIETY OF TOPICS, SUCH AS…… ALCOHOL, TOBACCO, AND OTHER ILLICIT DRUGS SOCIAL MEDIA SAFETY PARENT EDUCATION (BLINDSPOTS) VAPING PREVENTION AND AWARENESS (CATCH MY BREATH, ASPIRE) TEEN DRIVING: A FAMILY AFFAIR TEEN INTERVENE (SCREENING, BRIEF INTERVENTION, AND REFERRAL TO TREATMENT) © CAPEDC, INC., 2020 Teen Trends… What are our kids doing??? Experimenting… Trying to fit in… Taking Risks… Making Mistakes… And Now??? Increased Anxiety… Increased Stress… Increased Depression… Increased Rates of Suicide… INCREASE IN NEGATIVE COPING BEHAVIORS © CAPEDC, INC., 2020 2020 MONITORING THE FUTURE SURVEY….. Despite data collection being prematurely stopped because of the Covid-19 Pandemic, more than 11,800 students in grades 8, 10 and 12 were still surveyed. Some Disturbing Trends With 8th Graders: INCREASE in drug use (cough medicine, inhalants, amphetamines) among 8th graders INCREASE in Marijuana use- reported vaping increases from 7.0% in 2019 to 8.1 % in 2020 THE LONG_TERM TREND OF DECREASING ALCOHOL USE LEVELED OFF! (1) © CAPEDC, INC., 2020 Some Good News! E-Cigarette Prevention and Awareness Education seems to be working as E- Cigarette use has remained low among 8th graders. (2) © CAPEDC, INC., 2020 Top Five Misconceptions about E-Cigarettes(3)….. 1: “It’s just water vapor” E-Cigarettes do not contain water, it is in fact, an aerosol. Aerosols contain millions of tiny particles and organic compounds.
    [Show full text]
  • In Troubling Times, Our Community Goes the Extra Mile
    School TalkSUMMER 2020 Above and beyond In troubling times, our community goes the extra mile. Resilience in action f you want to see the definition of Iresilience in action, look no further than public school districts and their communities — especially Mounds View Public Schools. As a result of the COVID- pandemic, schools unexpectedly closed to limit the spread of coronavirus, and students never returned to classrooms after spring break. The spring athletics and activities season was canceled along with proms, field trips and traditional graduation ceremonies. School, quite simply, never looked the same for the rest of the academic year. In the face of this adversity, how did our community respond? Teachers reorganized entire lesson parents’ cars, along with Chromebooks, recognized all these efforts with smiles, plans and shifted to distance learning musical instruments and left-behind virtual high-fives, “thank you” posters, from makeshift office spaces in their medications. They transformed sections flowers, pizzas, coffee and other homes. From kindergartners to seniors, of several schools into childcare centers donations. students learned how to log on and for children of parents who work in “This is not a path any of us chose,” tune in for video lessons with their the emergency or healthcare fields. said Superintendent Chris Lennox. patient and flexible teachers. At home, Staff handed out thousands of grab- “But it’s been heartening to see our parents juggled childcare concerns and and-go meals from school curbsides. school community extending so much homework help with their own job Custodians disinfected spaces to support, encouragement and grace to responsibilities during uncertain times.
    [Show full text]
  • Et Cetera Literary Magazine
    Et Cetera Literary Magazine Huntington High School 2018-2019 Et Cetera Huntington High School’s Literary Magazine 2018-2019 Editor & Club President Julia Collins Treasurer & Vice President Rory Bocelli Cover Artist Joshua Silverstein Advisor Mrs. Dianna Cazzalino Dear Reader, Thank you so much for picking up our magazine. This year’s edition, is a bit melancholic for me, as I am graduating this June. I will definitely miss this club the most when I go off to college, but I am so glad to have spent most of my high school years a part of Et Cetera. This club has provided me with friends, inspiration, and something to look forward to every week. I think I’m brave in admitting this: I’m not totally sure what I want to study in college. It’s not gratifying when it seems like everyone around you knows what they want to do in life. It’s especially anxiety-inducing because I have felt that since I have ingrained myself in creative writing, that I must major in that in college. However, I have found throughout the year, that whatever I choose to do in the future, I still have my love for writing to lie back on. I will be satisfied with sharing my future works that I create in my free time between my friends and family. Anyways, not to distract you with my personal issues, I want to focus on our members. I might be biased in saying this, but I genuinely believe that our club has some of the most interesting, creative, and thought-provoking minds.
    [Show full text]
  • Pdf, 951.59 KB
    Note: This show periodically replaces their ad breaks with new promotional clips. Because of this, both the transcription for the clips and the timestamps after them may be inaccurate at the time of viewing this transcript. 00:00:00 Music Transition Dark Materia’s “The Picard Song,” record-scratching into a Sisko- centric remix by Adam Ragusea. Picard: Here’s to the finest crew in Starfleet! Engage. [Music begins. A fast-paced techno beat.] Picard: Captain Jean-Luc Picard, the USS Enterprise! [Music slows, record scratch, and then music speeds back up.] Sisko: Commander Benjamin Sisko, the Federation starbase... Deep Space 9. [Music ends.] 00:00:14 Music Music Record scratch back into "The Picard Song," which plays quietly in the background. 00:00:15 Ben Harrison Host Welcome to The Greatest Generation: Deep Space Nine, [chuckling slightly] a Star Trek podcast by a couple of guys who are just a little bit embarrassed to have a Star Trek podcast. I'm Ben Harrison! 00:00:26 Adam Host I'm Adam Pranica. That was one of those, uh, sitcom show opens Pranica you're famous for. 00:00:30 Ben Host [Laughs quietly.] Mm-hm. I'm putting a little stank on my intro this morning. [Music fades out.] Trying to make myself sound happier than I actually am. I'm quite unhappy, in reality. 00:00:41 Adam Host That's the Greatest Gen brand promise! Are you kidding? 00:00:43 Ben Host [Laughs.] Yeah, we, uh... we've not been having a great couple of weeks, Adam.
    [Show full text]
  • 2015 STREET DATES JULY 31 AUGUST 7 Orders Due July 3 Orders Due July 10 7/28/15 AUDIO & VIDEO RECAP
    ISSUE 16 MUSIC • FILM • MERCH axis.wmg.com NEW RELEASE GUIDE 2015 STREET DATES JULY 31 AUGUST 7 Orders Due July 3 Orders Due July 10 7/28/15 AUDIO & VIDEO RECAP ARTIST TITLE LBL CNF UPC SEL # SRP ORDERS DUE Mama's Family: Mama's Favorites: Mama's Family TL DV 610583502497 31003-X $12.95 7/3/15 Season 6 (DVD) Last Update: 06/08/15 For the latest up to date info on this release visit axis.wmg.com. ARTIST: Mama's Family TITLE: Mama's Family: Mama's Favorites: Season 6 (DVD) Label: TL/Time Life/WEA Config & Selection #: DV 31003 X Street Date: 07/28/15 Order Due Date: 07/03/15 UPC: 610583502497 Box Count: 30 Unit Per Set: 1 SRP: $12.95 Alphabetize Under: M ALBUM FACTS Genre: Television Packaging Specs: Single DVD; Running Time: 129 minutes Description: MAMA’S FAMILY: THE BEST OF SEASON SIX In the world of prime-time television, success often begets success by way of the spin-off. The Carol Burnett Show lasted eleven seasons on CBS, thanks in part to the recurring comedy sketches that attracted a large, loyal viewership. “The Family” remained a favorite because fans related to the Harpers’ constant squabbling about mundane stuff. As the irascible Mama Harper, Vicki Lawrence was wondrously transformed into a full-tilt senior citizen and it wasn’t a matter of if, but when, she would get her own TV series. MAMA’S FAMILY debuted in 1983 on NBC, lasting two seasons before going into syndication for another four years.
    [Show full text]