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By Joho Roman Apartments, fair and equitable access to Col- become fully co-educational, and a small ma- natives could be considered." lege housing, and other issues including [onty of Kenyon students are now women. It Bradley cautions that these are merely The Kenyon Board of Trustees has written male/female relations, drug and alcohol is time, the board concluded, for Kenyon to ''proposed policy options, we are not com- a response to the issues addressed in last abuse and community diversity. address the problems of physical sboncorn- mitted to any particular course of action, .. year's Commission on Student Life Report Last year's Commission recommendations ings and inequities in student residences, of There will be opportunity for the campus to and the resulting discussions. This response were "talking pieces," President Phillip H. insufficiency in social and extracurricular have significant input." Jordan notes that the addresses master planning and the Bexley Jordan Jr. announced at an Oct. 2 press coo- space, and of unfairness in access to College seeks a "fair, equitable and terence. "not a,basis 10 make a decision." The housing." workable" solution, "We will in the end be Commission "identified significant issues, Dean of Students Craig Bradley has issued better off than we now are." [and helped] move the College along the deci- proposals for revised group housing Final decisions will be made after Student sion making path." According to Jordan, this assignments, There are four alternatives that Council, senate and campus wide discus- year's uisk will be to develop concrete pro- would allow groups to maintain their housing sions. Jordan states that the "construction of posers for dealing with the issues that have and new groups to be granted residence, these policies phase should be completed by been raised and begin instituting solutions, "In an effort to address the inequity issue the end of the semester, .. The Feb, Ex- The most concrete proposals are in the as it affects sophomores, we could consider ecutive Committee meeting will be a useful area of equitable access to College housing. disallowing sophomores from living in group time to resolve these issues." He believes that "There will be change" concerning fraternal residential situations, Greek or otherwise." instituting changes for next spring's housing residences, Jordan announced. The trustees' "Groups currently occupying space in the lottery would be "desirable"; it will "possibly report states that "group-living, including all- south end could consider moving intact to not" be workable. • male fraternities, will continue at Kenyon; alternative spaces in the north end of cam- The trustee's report also addresses the need but fraternities may need to relinquish some pus." for changes in "inequities in lounges and of their housing privileges in the interest of "The all-male residentially based organiza- social spaces, the proportion of single and fairness." ticns currently occupying space at the South multiple occupancy rooms ... the Bexley The trustees' report acknowledges "the at- End (fraternities) may consider changing their Apartments ... and the 'New' apartments ... tachment of some alumni to traditional pat- membership to include men and women in The comprehensive study will consider the terns of residence ... Yet the board noted balanced proportions," idea of a campus center. , . or the alternative that during the past twenty years Kenyon has "A combination of the proposed alter- of addition to an existing structure." The Bexley Apartments will receive the closest scrutiny, "Renovation of Bexley is the Kenyon Juggles New Budget Constraints first priority" Jordan announced. The Trustees report states that "badly needed dealing with tuition increases. Another change for Kenyon's budget has 8y Joyce Tecson renovation or replacement" of the Bexley been a decrease in the total amount of The financial situation of Kenyon is chang- According to Joseph Nelson, Vice Presi- unrestricted gifts. According to Nelson, "ag. Apartments will come "as early as the sum- ing. According to President Philip H. Jor- dent of finance, Kenyon has actually dropped mer of 1991 , .. The "New" apartments will gregate corporation giving is actually up, dan, Jr. the college is facing "leaner years in rank in tuition and fees compared to also be studied for improvement in the near "but now there are more restrictions being ahead" forcing Kenyon to "set our fun- similar colleges and universities. Since 1980 future." damental priorities and follow them," The Kenyon has moved from having the 22nd placed on those gifts. He believes that since Kenyon has been "reasonably prudent," it Jordan "believes that students most enjoy sources of income for the coUegewill differ in highest tuition to 26th, indicating that other will be able to "adjust to new expectations of living in apartment housing. There is a desire the next few years from what they have been institutions have increased above Kenyon's to increase the total number of apartments" See BUDGET fX1ge eighl in the past forcing the college to reevaluate its fees, forcing Kenyon's tuition rank to drop. on campus. This will allow "triples to tum spending activities. SN HOUSING fX1ge eight The operating budget of the college con- p 100 ews Tie sists of tuition and fees, gifts in support of e operations and returns on invested funds. r us Today reported this week tha The largest portion (77") comes from tui- c 80 American College students' performance' tion and fees. e declining in part because of their complacen Last year's tuition and mandatory fees n attitude in the classroom. An Univer amounted to 518,125 per student as com- sity study finds that a classroom full of col I 60 pared to $16,800 the year before. This was a ... Prtvete lege students asks only about 3.3 question 7.8 percent increase. Jordan believes that ... Kenyon an hour. Research was based on the study 0 relative to other comparable colleges and uni- I 40 ... ePI 331 undergrads taught by IS instructors. versities, Kenyon has been "very moderate in n Among the research findings: tuition increases," actually increasing "at a Male teachers receive more questions than lower rate," The decision to reduce the c 20 females. number of students on campus because of r Female students ask fewer questions an e what Jordan referred to as restrictions on the a wen: less likely to ask questions of male pro- "physical scale of the campus" has also ef- 0+-~....,..~-r~~..-~..,-~-r~-1 fessors than female professors. fected the declining revenues from total stu- s 1980 1982 1984 1986 1988 1990 1992 Only 49 questions arose in more than 900 dent fees. Jordan believes that because of ih- e Year minutes of class. These questions were simply creased "public attention to the price of col- Percentage increase of fees and costs of Kenyon and other to clarify ideas or address points that "don't leges and public sensitivity," Kenyon will private schools compared with Consumer Price Index really get at the substanee," says Judy Pear- "need to be moderate" in the comina years in son, the professor who conducted the study. PAGE TWO OPINION October 11,1990

4. i Housing Proposals Require Input nlE READERS WRITE The Kenyon Collegian encourages letters to 'the Editor. All submissions must be signed and typed, double-spaced and are Last year the Commission on Student Life presented a great number of problem areas due Tuesdays at noon in the Gund Commons mailbox. The Edi- affliding Kenyon includina sexual harassment, alcohol abuse, lack of diversity and tors reserve the right to edit all material while maintaining the equitable housing:11 appeared that the report only served as a spark. for aDgry debeto original intent of (he submission. Letters and columns do not instead of inteJlisent discussion of practical chance. Last week President Jordan necessarily reflect the views of the staff. announced suggestions from the trustees' response to the Student Ufe Report. Their - response centered on an issue from which concrete chanses could &rile at this Ume. the fairness of Kenyon's housing process. Inhis press conference last week Jordan temarW that he would be interested in hearing the ideas of tbose who will be directly affected '53 Alums Praise Current Classes by the changes. The College should be applauded for its proposals and undmtandina that the students should have a voice in the' cltaDaes beina made. To the Editor: the normal rush that accompanies campus 11 would be foolish for any individual or group on campus not to study the proposecl life, there were many little kindnesses and choices and offer their opinion on what is best for their group and the College as a "Nine old men", alumni of , the courtesies extended to us, For all that we are whole. Althoush Jordan will make the ultimate decision, be is willing to listen to the Divinity School of , Class of truly grateful. opinions of all students. Since the fraternities' bousiaa hal the potential to undergo the 1953, wandered about the campus, ate in There may be those in our generation and most chanle tbey should be aUowed to voice their true eoncems. There is no need for Peirce Hall, worshiped in the Church of the younger who have their doubts about the any individual or sroup to wait untillhe decision bas been made and then pipe about its Holy Spirit, and reminisced about their years future of this nation in the hands of those of shortcomings. When considering the proposals, Jordan and the students should keep in the priesthood and their years on the Hill. you who are younger. That is not true of us some issues In mind. So much has changed at the College, not the "nine old men"! You were a refreshing ex Many studenu have arsuect that the unfairness of the bousin& poticy stems from. the least being its becoming co-educational. At perience, so much so that we-and we hope fraternities' easier access to better housina on campus. Reports indicate that South End the same time, even with all the many new others of our class-will be back again next housing is more popular because of its recent renovations and historicaJ significance. buildings on the campus and in the village, the year. In the meantime, we hope that this year Therefore. it would seem appropriate to move the entire fndernity to North End. Yet. feel of the community this week remained as is full of many great and exciting and en people like this housing for particulu reasons. For instance, many choose to live In much as it was thirty-seven years ago, couraging experiences for you all, with far watson Hall beeause of its quiet atmosphere. The existence of fraternities would What you and the rest of the student body more real success than you can imagine now. disrupt this atmosphere. Yet, most fraternities do Dot wish to and Should not have to ought to know is that most of us came away alter their behavior after having been moved. Its unfair for nOtl-affJliates to have leV with a great feeling about you all. You are a share their lounges with it larser group. Not all fraternities baYCladles to bold rratenUtY' great gathering of young people. Some of Sincerely functions. Without proper facilities fraternities would bave 8 difficuk lime finding new you shared moments of conversation, or a Kale Francis King, Priest members. brief greeting, or a smile with us lind even in Bexley Hall, Class of '53 The purpose of the report is to create a fair housing policy not 10deter continued suc- cess of fraternities on campus. The issue of co-ed fraternities also presents problems of fairness. Currently only three of the college fraternities, Psi Upsilon, Alpha DeW Phi. .Reader Rants Over Reed's Review and Phi-Kappa Sigma, are permitted to pledge female members. If they choose to do SO To the Editor: writings of Rabinowitz, although well done this allows them to continue Uvingon South End while the other fraternities would have lack the true humor that I feel Jewish to give up their national affiliation (i.e. financial aid) in order to receive the same I am writing in response to Jordan Reed's authors/performers like Mr. Allen, or even benefits. , inane review of Murray Horwitz's perfor- Mel Brooks and Billy Crystal, possess." (em The proposal mentions that fraternities may have to consider "changing their men- mance. Mr. Reed should have given some phasis mine). This declaration by Mr. Reed is bershlp to include men and women in balanced proportions." What constitutes a thought to what it was that he was doing such a daring example of self certain verbiage balanced proportion and who decides the specifics? If one fraternity wholeheartedly at- when he set out to write his smug review of that l am willing to let slide his meaningless tempts to rush women and only receives a few members will they lose their housing the Sholom Aleichem performance. If he conjecture on how the performance might privileges? had, his article might have been more than a have been improved. Converting the fraternities to co-ed groups only offers preference to a small group of collection of uninformed opinions and irrele- 1 would like to know what you, Mr. Reed people who want to join a social group, Those who have no interest in joining a cooed vant conjecture. mean when you say "true humor". I fraternity still have an inequitable chance of living in South End housing. Perhaps any Mr. Reed said that "the problem with 'An can assure you that if you have discovered recognized special group should be eligible for block housing. Evening With Sholom A1eichem' is that it the Platonic form of "True Humor" you owe Decreasing the number of fraternity members in each division would be less prob- was simply not very entertaining or it to the world to let us in on your secret lematic than the other alternatives. Yet this deserves clarification too, The proposal amusing," I'm not sure where Mr. Reed was What fun we could all have if we, like you states that one possibility would be to prohibit fraternity members from living in their sitting but from where Iwas seated Iwas able Mr. Reed, knew "True Humor." Once again particular division "until after their second year." Whether this implies one's second to note that the audience erupted into you have put your foot in your mouth, You year as a student at Kenyon or as a member of a fraternity is unclear. What about laughter rather frequently. This is of course seem to be saying something akin to 'I know , students who pledge a fraternity their sophomore year? By taking the time to consider only the most superficial of observations but good Jewish humor and Shalom Aleichem is joining a fraternity they might ruin their chances for South End housing. it is one which leads me to believe that a ma- no Billy Crystal.' That statement sounds a lot Unfortunately, there is no easy solution to the housing dilemma. The basic principle jority of the audience members found the like another famous quote which I'm sure should be that regardless of gender or group affiliation all students should have equal evening rather entertaining. My point here, you're familiar with, namely: "... I knew chances for housing. Mr. Reed, is not to claim that the perfor- Jack Kennedy and Senator, you're no Jack Writ/ttl by Members of the Editorilll Board mance was empirically and undeniably fun- Kennedy." This was a statement which upset ny. I am well aware that not everything ap- a lot of people. peals to everyone but I wish to point out the It is the cavalier attitude and careless syn untempered folly which you exhibit when tax you use which must be redressed. You you make the declaration" ... it was simply See REED page eight IDqrif(rnynn QInllrgian not very entertaining ... to. Keep in mind that what you really mean to say is: ../ di.d not find it entertaining." That statement is not Editors·in·Chlef: Liza Hamm, John Roman Collegian Notes necessarily equivalent to the more encom- Managing Editors: Mary Clayton Coleman, John Douglass passing statement: "IT was not entertaining." Thomas Greenslade Sr.'s name was mis- News Editor: Tamar Gargle Mr. Reed, more specifically, sets himself spelled in the Collegian headline on Septem- Perspectives Editor: Kelley Ragland up as an authority on humor. He asserts: The ber 27th. Features Edllor: Dave Allan Sports Editor: Scot! Jarrett, Chris Munster Photography Editor: Rob Broeren Business Manager: Pam Orstow Circulation Managers: Brad Boelter, Mark Spalding Subscribe to the C!lnllrgtau. Editorial Board: Rob Broeren, Nancy Faris, Tamar Gargle, Eric Grodsky, Liza Hamm, 'Kelley Ragland, John Roman, Laura Sinagra, Mark Vacha Production Assistants: Amy Kofer, Keely Price, Rob Rangers, John M. Walker Have Kenyon's own weekly newspaper delivered to your home. 25 issues for only $22.00. Send checks to: The Kenyon Collegian is published every Thursday while the Cotiege is in session, ex- cept during examination and vacation periods. The views expressed in the paper do not The Kenyon Collegian necessarily reflect the views of Kenyon College. Yearly subscriptions are $2$,00; checks should be made payable to the Kenyon Collegian. Our mailing address is Kenyon Collegian, Kenyon College Gund Commons, Gambier, Ohio 43022. Gambier. OR 43022 October 11, 1990 PERSPECTIVE PAGE THREE Imani Dancers Grace Kenyon Stage Voices From The ..',, . ,_. (I, ' Tower

Commission Rerun Avoids Issues

By John Roman

The leaves are changing, the rain falls incessantly and assignments cascade down on students' shoulders. Ah, it must be fall in Gambier, that wonderful time of the year when the administration bombards students with rhetoric. Just when you've had a long summer to forget the nightmare of the Commission on Student Life Report, it's back for another re-run. Oh but it's different this year. This year, we are guaranteed, is absolutely positively its last showing. This year something substantive will come from all lmQni Dancers express African culture this debate. Yeah, right. On Saturday, Sept. 24, the lmani Dancers I apologize for resorting to sarcasm, for I realize that is nor the most appropriate visited Kenyon in order to both educate and response. It is, however, difficult to avoid. It does feel nice to go to a college entertain those that came to see and hear that is 50 perfect that the only issue that needs to be addressed is who lives where. their performance. A troupe of about IS First, I turn, again, to the Commission on Student Life, hopefully for the last time. males and females of all different ages danc- Other than housing issues, the Commission was charged with investigating "social ed, sang, taught, and spoke about their organizations, dining, patterns of socialization, student-faculty relations outside the culture for about an hour and a half. The classroom, recreational activities, cultural events, volunteer services performed by dances, some of which included storytelling students, [and] intramural sports." elements incorporated in the movements, The commission also developed a theory on traditional goals of liberal arts education originated in West Africa, Liberia, and which included life-long learning, independence, initiative, leadership, a1locentrism, Nigeria, according to the leader of the and personal and communal values. troupe. All of this was discussed and debated. When the smoke cleared, we were left with ... Impressive and colorful costumes added. to housing. the atmosphere created by the drums, the fast The Commission also developed a number of recommendations for improving cam- rhythms of the dancers, and the voices of the pus life. These included more mixed class housing, "Peer Counselors" for upper class children, who at one point sang the South halls, more stgff at the Counseling Center, more faculty/student interaction, more non- African National Anthem. The audience was alcoholic events, longer staff hours for College drug/alcohol counselor, education on at this point requested to stand out of respect sexual and racial harassment, more student organization space, and additional staff for for the song. Further audience participation the pre-professional advising program. also became an important factor simply in The Commission also found a number of disturbing situations on campus, including the entertainment aspect as the leader taught complaints about lack of adequate security and lighting, a "serious concern" about van- several Kenyon students a simple dance. The dalism, high rates of drug and alcohol abuse, and high rates of personal abuse. perfonnance was sponsored by the BSU, Rose- Perhaps the most distressing finding was that IS percent of women at Kenyon Col- anne Hayes, the office of Chaplain Foster lege report that they have been the victims of sexual assault. It is inconceivable that these issues, and especially the latter, are less important than and.the Social Board. Troupe leoder estoblishes 0 rhythm housing, although that apparently is the case. While housing is to receive close scrutiny and debate this year these issues will be handled, by committee. Tarcov Talk Focuses on Familiar While the issue of renovating Bexley and the New apartments as well as the possibility of building a campus center is intriguing, it seems 10 be somewhat of a "far-nung enter- By Kelley RaglaDd standing of Locke, sometbiDa tIw is covered prise." The college, as the administration freely admits. is facing fiscal deficits due to a even in the Quest for Justice class. However decrease in gifts, smaller incoming classes and a slowinl of the once-rampant tnflenon The openina of the Bradley FOUDdation it was not until ncar the end of his lecture of tuition and other mandatory costs. That the college will be able to produce enough Lecture Series in political philosophy Mon· that Tarcov bepn to offer his own inter· revenue to cover onaoing enterprises seems in doubt, mauch less to begin extensive day, Sept. 24, brouabt Nathan T8IWV, pretatiou of the implications of Locke's renovations and additions. political science professor and member of philosophy. Tarcov asaerted, for eumple, It must be concret.dy slated that there can be no argument from anyone that current The Committee on Social Thouabl at the thai althouah Locke replaces morality with eccesa to student residences is equitable, and will inevitably have to be changed. It has University of Chicago, to Kenyon to speak life, Uberty and properly, his system wiD been decided, through more than adequate due process, that the time for this has arrived. on "John Locke's Political Philosophy." automatk:ally lead to virtue aDd • bigber It would seem most equit.~ for the panies· most directly involved, the fraternities, The entire series, entitled, "Locke and the morality. to have more than a token say in the discussion. American Experience," is dedicated to Roben He also discussed the system's .blliIy to However, it seems that while one issue of inequality is being addressed, another, Horwitz, a late Kenyon political science pro- sustain itself threugh the implication of Ibese perhaps more important one is nOI. While the current proposal offers equitable access fessor, who was a Locke scholar that Tarccv virtues. No oPin.i.ons,or morals, are posm'ble to affiliated men and women, it does nothing to change the lack of access for those who called, "'a model of a senior scholar," from that would threaten the existence of aren't. More than one-half of men and almost all women are not affiliated. They win whom he said he gained. • lot of direction and Uberalism. Tarcov said that, in fad, the sliD not be allowed equal access, regardless of this new ventures result. knowledge. system cannot create selfISh beinJs, rather, it FmaIly, I return again to the Commission on Student Life Report. When this report Tarcov, in his lecture, beaan by explaining promotes an idendfication with the com· was first unveiled, a great many members of the colleBe community were convinced th., in great detail many of the main points of munity ad individuals who, ill order to the entire procedure was a thinly veiled attempt to remove fraternities from Kenyon Locke's philosophies about society and the preserve their lives aDd liberties. sacrifice CoUese. These people were reassured. again and aaain, at meeting after meetiOJ. in natW'e of man aod aovernment. He described, their riPu for the COIDlDwdty. statement after statement, that this wu not the cue. They were paranoid, they were for example, Locke's state of nature, the In ...... Locke's _phy to told. The Repons' purpose was to discuss every aspecI of Kenyon and to redress __ phy, TIJ

Monday, October 15,7:30 PM, Biology Auditorium

Frank Asaro will present a lecture and slide presentation entitled, "As- teroid Impacts and Mass Extinctions."

Friday and Saturday, October II, 8:00PM, Hill Theater

KCDC presents the first Senior Thesis Production, Beth Henley's Crimes of the Heart. .

Thursday, October II, 8:00 PM, Biology Auditorium

Dale Kinney will give a lecture and slide presentation entitled "An Ex- cellent Horse: The Equestrian Statue of Marcus Aurelius as an Object of Scholarly Interpretation." Information 5ession "lssues of the Developing World· down at the Brooklyn Street garage from Today at 11 c.m.. Commons The Kenyon Environmental Committee 10-12 noon. The garage is located on "Let ItBea;n Here" Peace Corps film desperately needs help with recycling-as the Brooklyn Street past The Cove and the fire Today, 7 p.m. mountain of recyclables is taking over the station, on your right, next to the Wiggins Olin Auditorium Street School playground. garage. We can be found every Saturday 1-800-521-8686 toll free October II, 1990 FEATURES PAGE FIVE The Changing Faces of Kenyon Lawton Will Begin Lecture Series What do you tbink of Kenyon College? A series of lectures on the Soviet Union, Qnd Politics in the PerestroikQ Society. In coordinated by the International Studies conjunction with her visit to Kenyon, the Committee for the 1990-91 academic year film Little Vera will be shown at 6:00 p.m. on Capt. George Curry, MOUDI Vernon Pollet begins on Thursday, October Ig with a lec- Sunday, October 14 in Olin Auditorium. A Dept. ture by Anna Lawton, Professor of Russian discussion of the film and its themes will be Literature and Film at Georgetown Univer- led by Lawton on October 18 at 4:00 p.m. in "It's one of the hidden secrets of Knox Coun- sity. Lawton is a specialist on Soviet Cinema Ascension 225. ty mat more people should tQke advantQge of who has written two forthcoming books, The Soviet Union lecture series was made ... Some of the old officers who knew the Soviet cmeme: Image Making and Sociallm- possible by a grant to Kenyon from the Con- schoot before it went co-ea could remember pact and On Screen: Soviet Cinema in Our solidated Natural Gas Foundation. The grant the guys coming into Mount Vernon Qnd Time, among other works on Soviet high and was awarded in recognition of the Interne- hQnging around, but the school has done Q popular culture. Born in Rome, she earned tional Studies Program as oae of three ex- great job with PR in the last 15 years." her M.A. in Soviet Studies from the Instituto cellent programs in Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Keating Photo Umversitario Orientale in Naples. She has West Virginia colleges during its annual com- also studied at Leningrad State University, petition. In addition to the Soviet lecture and completed her Ph.D. in Russian Liter- series, the S25,OOOawardwiUbe used to fund ature at the University of california, Los a Middle East lecture series next year. Those Angeles. Before going to Georgetown, she who would like to suggest speakers for either K.O. (Cedi), retired boller taught Russian literature and film for several series are encouraged to contact Joseph years at Purdue University. Klesner, Director of the International Studies "I've gOI a lot of friends down there ." Lawton's visit to Kenyon will include two Program. public lectures. At Common Hour, on Oc- The CNG lecture Series on the Soviet tober 18, she will speak on How Glasnost Union will continue on November 8 with a Changed the Soviet Screen: New Movies, lecture by Stephen Blank, Professor of Soviet New Politics. For this informal presentation Studies at the Strategic Studies Institute of in Olin Auditorium, she will illustrate her the U.S. Army WaI CoUege. His lecture, "Will talk with film clips from contemporary the Soviet Union Survive the 1990s: The Na- Keating PhQIQ Soviet films. Her following lecture in the tionalities Issue," will begin at 8:00 p.m. in the Biology Auditorium will be entitled Culture Biology Auditorium.

Dancers Perform For Governor "It's one of the best schooLr Qround. The Eleven Kenyon College students visited the costumes and, during the performance, students don't cause problems; some are bet- Ohio Governor's residence in Columbus two issued individual and collective statements ter tnen others, but they're all well mQnnerett. weeks ago to present a performance-art piece about the significance of ritual in their per- I've seen some college towns with real prob- that evolved from a class they shared last sonal experience. lems Qnd with bad checks Qnd shoplifting, spring. Celeste thanked the performers, comment- end that doesn't happen." The students performed in "Rituals of the ing that it meant a great deal to have work Private Self and Public Self" at the opening presented at the exhibition opening by the of the sixth annual Governor's Residence An students, some of whom he would expect to Collection at the home of Governor Richard become professional artists. He applauded ~"" ... "."""" ... "."""" ... "."""" ... ",,,,,,,,, ... eeeeeee ee,,,,,,,,,,, ea ,,,, eeeeea ,,. eeoei5 F. Celeste and Dagmar Celeste. the students for selecting themes of conrem- .. porary importance in their performance. Falls; Nicholas D. Nicholson and Catherine aJso participated. Kenneth M. Burgomaster, Combining elements of dance, sculpture, A. Westergaard of New York aty; Margaret a senior (rom Indianapolis, Indiana, directed The students developed the performance music, and speech, the performance was Pesce of the Bronx, New York; Kelly L. the sound for the production. piece in an art class called "Ritual and the created to demonstrate the power of ritual in Schneider of Roswell, Georgia; Susan T. Sculptural Object," taught last spring by individual lives and in society. The outdoor Viets of Orr's lsland, Maine; and Wendy E. The students appeared at the invitation of Karen Snouffer, a visiting professor of art at performance took place around "altars," Weintraub of Villanova, Pennsylvania. the Ohio Arts Council. Kenyon during the 1989-90 academic year. sculptures created by the students to repre- Juniors taking pan included Natalie A. Blake sent significant themes in their lives, such as Kenyon seniors participating in the perfor- of Saint Vincent, West Indies, and Stephanie racism, gender issues, and commercial ex- mance included Christine A. Handel of C. Lynch of Quogue, New York. Sophomore ploitation. The students devised their own Youngstown; Greggcry D. Hill of Chagrin Thomas B. McCreery of Nassau, Bahamas,

I PAGE SIX SPORTS October 11, 1990 "Wood-ard" Help Kenyon To 1-1 Tie With Wooster

By Gordon Center witnessed a goal, or the start of the initial The Kenyon Field Hockey team played on- bombardment on Iraqi positions in Kuwait ly one game last week. The Ladies took on by the . the Fighting Scots of Wooster. Although October Break started that afternoon the Wood's goal shook up the Scots of stands were packed with hockey fans who Wooster, but they were able to recover. realized that two of the stronger teams in the Wooster was able to score and tie up the NCAC were going to be playing that day. game late in the second half. With only a few As the Kenyon Ladies began their warm- minutes left on the clock the Ladies attemp- ups, the mist which had covered the field ted to score again. began to disappear. Slowly the Ladies team took shape out of the mist with the rolling The Ladies attempted to drive up the mid- hills of Ohio in all their majesty for a dle of the field and were unable to score background. Someone in the stands spoke, again in regulation time. The Ladies battled "Is this heaven?" As those present pondered Wooster in two sudden death overtime the question a voice floated across the field, periods but both teams were unable to score. "No it's field hockey." The match ended as a I-I tie. The voice was right; it was field hockey. Well-played field hockey. The match started Commenting after the game junior Jen off with both teams attempting to set the Catino said, "as the season has progressed we tempo of the game. The Ladies sought to have moved from being individuals to being a establish a game dominated by the midfield, team. We were once individual toes, now we coupled with fast breaks up the wings. The phoro by McCcmh work in unison and harmony. As you can see Ladies quickly established their type of game, Sophomore Katie Bellar plays close man-Io-man "d" againsf Depauw for Kenyon Field Hackey these feet are off and running." yet Wooster countered the Ladies attack with an excellent man-to-man defense. feroclous Wooster attack. Woodard The Ladies scored only one goal in the Every time the Ladies attacked, Wooster repeatedly denied Wooster the opportunity game, though they had the opportunity for The Ladies are now 4-4-1 overall and 3-3-1 would counter-attack. The Ladies' defense, to score, with Freshman Megan O'Connell many more. Sophomore Melissa Wood in the NCAC. The Ladies play three games under the command of Sophomore goalie there as well to sweep the ball out of the scor- received the, ball on a through pass from this week, at Earlham on Tuesday, at Ohio Rani Woodard, did not give in. The Ladies' ing circle as Woodard cleared Wooster's freshman Jen Bigelow and let loose a shot" Wesleyan on Saturday, and home asainst In- defense played well, as they halted the shots. that left the fans wondering if they had just diana University of Pennsylvania on Sunday. Kenyon Splits On Road; Homecoming Sat. With DU locker room down 27-7 at the half. that came back last Saturday to hold Oberlin drive covered three yards and one play. Kenyon opened with Hise at quarterback, By Chris Munster The last play of the second quarter effec- to 190 yards on 70 plays (a 2.7 avg.), and tively sealed the win for Wittenberg. holding it a first-quarter touchdown. not wishing to risk Creighton unnecessarily. Hise, however, never got his chance to direct Four's and seven's have been wild for Ken- After calling a timeout with just seconds That touchdown for the Yeomen was the yon Football the past two weeks, as there has remaining before the half, Wittenberg stood result of a fumbled punt return. Oberlin's been a four in the past two winning scores of at Kenyon's SO, with a slight chance of a hail Lords' games and a seven for the losing side. mary. As Kenyon dropped men into a pre- First the bad news: Kenyon lost to Wit- vent defense, Wittenberg ran a draw play for Volleyball Wins Two at Wooster tenberg two Saturdays ago 44-7. Warga. However, there is, of course, good news, After bouncing off his own blocker and a By Chrill MUOlter huge difference on the floor, as she recorded as Kenyon rebounded last Saturday to defeat Lords' defender, he broke up the left sideline 23 kills, 13 blocks, 18 digs, and three service the Oberlin Yeomen 14-7. and into the end zone for the demoralizing The Ladies' Volleyball action was limited aces. Kenyon now stands at 3-2 this season, with touchdown. to only two matches last week, as they traveled Senior Chelsea Andrus and junior Beth a I-I mark in the NCAC. Creighton, hurt at the end of the first to Wooster, Ohio to take on Wooster and Taylor both had very good all-around perfor- Kenyon suffered the kind of defeat against quarter, was minimally effective for the se- Case Reserve. mances this weekend, as Andrus had 1I kills, Wittenberg that could leave a team shell- cond quarter. The trip up to Wooster proved successful, four blocks, 2J digs and an ace, while Taylor shocked, with the Tigers rolling up 610 yards Many of Creighton's 137 yards came in the as Kenyon came out on top in both matches, chipped in with 9 kills, 4 blocks and 4 digs. on the Lords' defense, 535 of it on the first quarter, as well as many of his 10 com- defeating Wooster in three sets, 5-15, 15-4, Senior Jen Hirsch was in control allover ground. pletions. He was 10-19 on the day with one and 15-10, and Case Reserve in two sets, 15-8 the floor with 33 assists and 17 digs. Wittenberg's Jon Warga showed why he is interception. and 15-13. This weekend made a biS difference for the the leading ground gainer in all of Division While Wittenberg turned its running game After losing the first set to the Fighting Ladies, as they improved to 12-14 overall, Ill, as he broke his own NCAC single-game up a notch, Kenyon could not keep pace with Scots, the Ladies showed their resiliency by and remain unbeaten in conference play with rushing record of 279 yards by running for an offensive adding machine that added 17 taking the next four sets. a 3-0 mark. They are tied with Allegheny and 288 against Kenyon. He scored four points in the fourth quarter to go 4-1 on the "The key for us was not getting down on Denison for first in the NCAC. touchdowns on the day (62, 32, SO, 3). season, 4-0 in the NCAC. ourselves after the fmt set with Wooster," "Leading Ladies" in the NCAC: Hrwka is To compound the Lords' problems on With Creighton unable to play in the se- said senior Judy Hruska. "Despite the fact 2nd in the conference with 4.4 kills per game. defense, quarterback was cond half, Kenyon turned to freshman Jer- that they won pretty handily, we kept our Kelly Raymond is 4th in the conference with sacked at the end of the first quarter, losing rod Hise to call the signals. heads in the match, and it paid off." 4.8 sets per game. KenyOn boasts of three the ball and effective use of his left shoulder. He went 5 of 9 for 41 yards, with two in- Followins that opening set, the Ladies players up among the leaden in dip: HrusIta It was diagnosed as being severely bruised. terceptions. went on a 30-I4 tear to close out the match in is 3rd with 4.6 pg., Andrus and Jane Oence The day started badly for the Purple and A rollout quarterback, Hisc showed poise front of the Wooster home crowd. are tied for 9th with 4.3 PS. White, as Warga swept down the right in his first significant stint for the Lords this The Ladies took the momentum from the And from the never-endina "on the road sideline on the second play of the game to year. previous affair and sot out to an early lead again" department, if you arc plannina to at- give Wittenberg the early 7-0. Although the defense took one on th~ chin against Case and never looked back. tend a Ladies Volleyball match down in Ernst Kenyon's offense showed promise early, as against 'Berg, don't fault them for lack of ef- Kenyon looked strong in defeating Case in in the near future, don't hold your breath. Creighton had some near misses on deep fort. the first set, and found the second set much Kenyon plays its next four matches on the passes over the middle, until he connected The defense was led by Mike Menges, with more of a challenge. road, as they travel to Otterbein, AIle&hcnY, with Ted Taggart on a route usually designed 9 solos and 4 assists on the day. Despite the close score of the second set Wittenberg, and Muskingum respectively. for tight end Sean McCabe. Five other Lords were in the double digits (IS-B), the Ladies stayed' on top of their Fat the next three weeks, the Ladies will The 59-yard scoring pass with 9:00 left in for tackles as well. Darren Harris, playing game mentally, and their extensive com- take on the best in the NCAC and from all the opening period tied the score at 7-7. sideline to sideline, had 12 tackles llIainst the munication on the court provided the dif- over Ohio. From there, well, the roof fell in for Ken- Tigers, while Joe St. Julian had 10. ference. They traveled to Otterbein this pUt Tues- yon in front of a boisterous partisan crowd at Three of the four men in the secondary "Like many times this year," said Hruska, day, and visit AUesheny this Saturday. Wittenberg Stadium. were in double digits, as corners Steve Kubin- "we communicated better than our opponent AUesbeny is Ule worst road trip for any Ken- Two--Greg Brame field goals (25, 20 yards) ski and Raphy Decipeda had 12 each, and on the floor. In this sport, that can make a yon team. 10 wish 'em luck. The lAdies were sandwiched in between two Warga runs strong safety had 7 solos, II total. world of difference." return home Saturday, October 27th to battIc: of 32 and SO yards. Kenyon went to the However, it was this very same defense Hruska herself was once apin making a the Bi& Red from Denny Du. October 11, 1990 SPORTS PAGE SEVEN Men's Soccer Still Unbeaten; Ranked 2nd Nationally

By nan Lerner week of training." left, when Donovan put in the second goal. fourteenth in the nation, Wooster has the Sophomore Mac Shannon was red carded But perhaps the biuest news in the third and fourth leading scorer in NCAC, Although most of the Kenyon College and thus ejected from the game after a scuf- Earlliam aame was the loss of Emrah Oral Banda and sophomore Rio Morgan. students used their October break as a break, fle with one of the Albion players. But the for what looks like the rest ofthe season. The Donovan is very optimistic about the lame the Lords soccer team took no breaks at all Lords showed the durability that they have team's best defender went down with a knee for exactly this reason. "I think that it's just neither from Gambier, or from their winning consistently demonstrated this season by injury midway through the game. Banda and Morgan. Their defense is not sup- ways that have provided talk around campus overcoming this and scoring three short- "Emrah was kind of an unsung hero on tbe posed to be that load. We should hold tbem of late. handed goals to take the game. team," said Pil&er. "He was good to have to only a goal at most, and I would be very The Lords extended their winning record The game against Earlham also resulted in around both in practice and in games." Oral surprised if they got any more; we should to a perfect 12-0. While most Kenyon a win, but the Lords did not play the kind of was abio the man desianated to cover one of score at least two goals." students were busy eating mom's cooking or soccer that this season has thus far seen them the league's best players in yesterday'S big A1thoulh Oral is the only official injury partying with friends at home, the Lords play. game against Wooster, Ian Banda. for the Lords, Donovan is sick, and George were busy improving their national ranking "We were lackadaisical when we came Assigned to Banda was freshman Brian Conner is playing injured. to second. The two victories that came over out," said senior defender Joe Youngblood. Skalinder, a player who has instilled much Yet with Kevin Mills at the top of his game break were over a strong Albion team by the "Earlham might even have outplayed us". confidence in coach Pilger. "Skalinder is (be was last week's NCAC player of the score of 4-1, and conference opponent Coach Pilger agrees. playing areat soccer" said Pilger. week), and Mike Putnam back at sweeper, Earlham, 2-0. "We simply played a bod flrsr half," he YouDJblood thinks that the loss of Oral the Wooster game could very well be in the The general concensus about the game said. We bad trouble finishing." Pilger added won't make any difference at aU. «Em will be Lords' grasp. against Albion was that the team "played that this problem in finishing is "something missed, but Idon't see it as any problem real- "We're going to play them like any other well", the exacr: words used by both head that's been on and off in recent games; we ly. We have a rotation of fifteen or sixteen team," said Youngblood. But with the Lords coach Mike Pilger, and the team's leading better improve in this if we expect to go guys who could fill in anywhere on the field." record so far, playing them like any other scorer Mike Donovan. Donovan said this anywhere." The Lords really didn't put the Yesterday's lame against Wooster could be team could very well result in a resounding even though "the team was tired from a long game safely away until about ten seconds a pivotal proe in the Lords' season. Ranked victory for the Lords. Harriers Find It Rough at Home

By Jobn Cooney Berghold continued her monopoly on the The Nation's Bed & Breakfast winner's circle by winning her fourth race in The Lords and Ladies basted their first four starts. Her time of 18:S0 was more than for Poets & Writers home meet Saturday. The Kenyon Invita- a half minute better than her nearest tional drew seven other tearns in the men's challenger. division and nine in the women's. Berghold's victory earned ber the NCAC Pudding House Women's Cross Country Athlete of the Week 60 N. Main St. award, marking the second time this season The Ladies came in fourth overall, a scant she has been so honored. Johnstown, Ohio 43031 ten points out of second place. The men As usual, Kelly Wilder and Tracey Fatz- finished a disappointing sixth. inger were close behind Berghold. Wilder has FREE Breakfast, FREE use or Electric Typewriter, all the paper you can use In such a physically demanding sport like been nearly as dominating as Bcrghold this cross country there is always a tendency to while here. Beautiful Comfortable Rooms w /writing desk, on 2 bike paths, 2 season. She finished third overall with a time suffer a let down at some point in the season, blocks from community park, 112 block from Town Square, kitchen of 19:31. Meanwhile, steady team captain to have a race where the perfonnances of the priv./weekly rates negotiable. Services for pros/beginners. Home of the Fatzinger had yet another finish in the top team as a whole are sub-par. For the Lords, fifteen, coming in 14th with a time of 20:30. Ohio Poetry Therapy Center A Library &: - the Kenyon invitational was just such a race. The Lords and Ladies resume their season Pudding Magadne &: Publications. Captain Gordon Center says, "It was our Friday at the All-Ohio Invitational. A big 614-967·6060 worst race of the season. But we knew we'd crowd is expected, so come early. have a bad race, so at least it came early in Reservation/Deposit Required, 14 day CancellatioD policy. the season." Operated by Jennifer 4 Jim Bosvetd, Member OBBA, ABBA The Lords poor finish can also be at- tributed to two other rectors. First, the field at the race was particularly strong this year. Cedarville, tbe winning team, is nationally ranked. in addition, two of the top teams in Ladies Soccer Cruises Over Break the NCAC, Denison and Oberlin, competed. By Scott Jamtt freshman Amy Harter. The second factor was the difficull adjust- ment that had to be made to having a home While some teams may discern roadtrips in The team returned late Thursday night, meet. which they miss vacation time with dejection, rested Friday and geared up for a NCAC As Center says, "It is a completely dif- the Kenyon women's soccer team has thouaht contest apinst Earlham on Saturday. ferent atmosphere when you run at home. otherwise. Again the team's youth puUed through as The Ladies have lone on a terror in recent freshman Ann Marie Johnson talied her first You don't have the same team unity that you have on the road, where it is aD us versus weeks, winnina four of their last five goal of the season. matches, includins three over OCtober Break, With the season half complcted the Ladies them mentality. We were psyched out." leaving their overall record 11 6-6. are anxiously awaiting challenging competi- Not all Lord harrien slumped off at the meet. Mark VlIChaturned in a strong perfor- The streak bepn two weeks qo when the tion in the remaining weeks. team qed Mount in "We have our hands ftlled for the next six mance:, fmishina 19th out of 102 with a time Alliance, Ohio, 1-0. Senior captain April games," said Wardlaw, noting that Kenyon of 28:38. Robison flf'Cd a shot in ofr a Karin will be racing three top 20 teams in Wooster, Chamberlain pass for the winning goal. Allegheny, and Ohio Wesleyan. Scoll Shennan and Matt Olson also ran Then the Ladies went on an incredible The Ladies played Wooster yesterday stellar races. Freshman Sberman continued roadtrip over October Break, returning with afternoon and travel to Allegheny this Satur- his fme rookie campaian with a time of two wins. Last Wednesday the team edged day. 28:4S, load for twenty-second place, while Adrian CoUqe 2-.1. Wardlaw feels that the team is improvina team captain Olson had another inspiring er- Freshman Maura Connolly assisted Robin- and looks forward to the upcoming matches. fon, coming in 29th. son in the first goal and later Connolly was '1'he key for us is iIoalie) Sarah Pratt play- assisted by Allie Terwedow for a score of her ina well. If she plays well we can win a lot of own. games. She's aoilll to see a lot of sbotI in the If history proves correct, the lords should Packina up the vans the team trekked to next three weeks," said Wardlaw. bounce back from the Keoyon lnvitadouJ. Tri-SWe CoUeae in Nortbeastcm Indiana But the number of shots doesn't worry Yet historY would alto seem to dictate that where they won 2-1. Wardlaw bccatue the Ladies 1ft' about

portrayed a time that was unknown to me ... ") rive for many years. Kubinski filled in for Duff Berschback, who Housing but this is· your shortcoming and one The previously anticipated slant-in for was busy getting himself into law school. To which you should be humble about. I am of Taggart worked its way into the game, and compensate for the loss, freshman Vince Continued from page one the rather humble and unassuming opinion Kenyon took a 14-7 lead with :05 left in the into doubles and doubles into singles as they Ewald filled in at the corner, registering 8 that the nostalgic humor of Sholom third quarter. From there, it was up to the were meant to be." tackles. Aleichem can be appreciated without defense, and ball control for the offense. Pinpointing the source of funding for these Now for the big picture: Kenyon lost its reference or comparison to Woody Allen. I The fourth quarter was indeed one for the ventures is more difficult. Jordan states that first NCAC game a year ago to Wittenberg, entreat you to be more cautious in the future defense. revenue options include "following the model and then went on to grab a share of the con- and not to confuse your opinions with ab- In the four series that Oberlin had in the of the Kenyon Inn ... (seeking out) college- ference crown. Kenyon foDowed up on last solute facts. final stanza, none got inside Kenyon's 40 related investors, bonds" or any number of season's result with a repeat this year. I am disappointed that the Collegian saw yard line, well outside of striking distance. other fiscal options. Also, last year at this time, Kenyon had fit to print the uninformed and cavalier opin- On offense, Kenyon used a steady diet of The trustees and Jordan feel that the issues just come off a disappointing September, ions of Mr. Reed. I hope that the Collegian Brockman runs to continue its dominance of of drug and alcohol abuse, community diver- and was J-3·1 at this juncture. This year they will offer me my own weekly column where I the line of scrimmage, and to chew some time sity, male/female relations and other issues are at 3-2, a two-game improvement. can spout off my opinions about whatever I raised by the student life report can best be off the clock. This Saturday, Kenyon faces its toughest choose. My first column would be a list of The defense finally rested with 1:20 left, handled by the trustee Student Affairs Com- homecoming opponents in quite some time, what is "in" and what is "out" and rest when it stopped Oberlin for the final time at mittee and "further discussion and response as it takes on tile rival, Denison. Game time assured that your opinions, Mr. Reed, would Kenyon's 40. by campus bodies." is at 1:30. Last year, Kenyon beat Wooster not be my favorite. Essentially, Kenyon's defense wreaked 30-7 in one of its best efforts. havoc from start to finish. in last year's Denny Du contest, Kenyon Respectfully submitted, Kenyon's defense forced two fumbles, edged the Big Red 11-14, surviving a last- Budget Anthony H. Jones '91 both recovered by Decipeda. minute drop by Denny Du wide out Brian Continued from page one Freshman Adam Claypool, Joe St. Julian Strausburgh. A little deja vu will be necessary gifts." Unrestricted gifts had steadily increased Tarcov and Kevin Kropf all recorded sacks. Claypool for Kenyon. until last year. In 1989 the total amount and Kropf both registered two tackles for Continued from page three All this (the W-L record, homecoming, of unrestricted gifts in support of the losses. and facing Denny Du) makes superfan Bill operating budget was $1,762,760, an increase they might seem to be. In fact, he said, they Menges led the way in tackles with 12 solo Lockwood very happy, despite the lack of en- of $148,844 over the preceding year. In 1990 credit the humans with more potential to and 8 assists. Outside linebacker Joe dorsement opportunities being thrown Tom however, the total decreased to $1,662,528. become virtuous beings. Classical philosophy Gucanec was also in double figures, with 11 Longo's way. What will make Lockwood Gifts amount to 6.5070 of the operating tends to force them to become so; in Lockian total. happier is that WKCO will be there live to revenues. The rest of the revenue comes from liberalism, they attain this state freely. As it has been customary all season, the broadcast the Purple and Red squaring off. Although Tarcov seemed to make valuable endowments and income from trust funds Kenyon secondary played the run tough. So bring your walkmans down and listen which amount to 4.4019, interest on operating interpretations of Locke's ideas, they did not Decipeda and Bortz had six solos each, while while you watch. funds which amount to 2.4070,and the other playa major enough role in his lecture. He 9.7070comes from miscellaneous sources such spent too much time discussing the general as the Bookstore. principles. His talk would have been more Both Jordan and Nelson believe that the interesting had he instead summarized less and college will continue to grow financially, explained in more detail his own theories. although at a lower rate than in the past. Jor- dan expects the College to continue growing Football after "adjusting to a lower gift base." Nelson also believes, "the key is ... adjusting to a continued from page six number of new things so that we can con- the Lords. ~lo~~om tinue to fund the primary goals of the col- On the second series of the game, Hise in- lege." According to Jordan, those goals in- jured his ankle, and the Lords were forced to clude continued "competition in faculty com- turn to its leaders for offense. 4J pensation" in order to "attract and retain first- Kenyon used an Oberlin fumble at the ·T!!mt rate teachers and scholars and financial aid Yeomen 25 to get on the board. Flowers & GIfts packages in order to attract a diverse and hey Tyrone Reynolds fumbled on a 3rd 10728 Kenyon Road At. 301 P.O. Box 54 talented competitive student body. Jordan and 5 from the Yeomen 35, Creighton wasted .27·2878 Glimbler. Ohto 043022 .27-3300 also included what he called funded depreda- no time in hitting Sean McCabe over the mid- tion, or moneys used to replace things such as dle for a 24-yard gain to make it 1Stand goal scientific and computer equipment as they from the one. wear out or become outdated. Funding for After two runs with freshmen Ted the ability to begin new projects is a fourth Brockman (more later on him) getting the 'priority category. Lords no closer than they started, Kenyon Jordan says the college is doing what "any went to another Ted to get on the board, but organized enterprise does in order to stay with a wrinkle. alive in the world" and will need to "look at With the entire stadium presumably guess- What we are not doing" and possibly "release ing either fade or slant to Tagart, Creighton some funds to fund some other priorities." instead hit his senior wide receiver in the back He believes that this will help the college to of the end zone, in the middle of the Oberlin "shape our own future instead of being a vic- defense. tim of events." Nelson speculated that For most of the game, each offensive series "distress in the market place ... a declining was mired in incompletes, interceptions, number of PhD's ... and a declining number fumbles, penaltjes c-you get the picture. of college-aged students" have caused the Kenyon's offense finally strung together a change in Kenyon's as well as other similar in- drive with nothing but positives, and from a stitution's financial situation. somewhat unlikely source. The preliminary budget for 1990-91will be Kenyon found its running game last Satur- presented to the Budget Committee of the day. Board of Trustees in late January. If approv- For thiswomanirs pooreyesight,lor On the drive in question, Kenyon started old a piece of tape ed it will be directed to the Executive Com- someoneelse it mightbe arthritisor out on its own 44, and moved the ball pa- up to your eyes, dim the Ughts mittee in February and the full Board in maybe they just can't cope. The fact is, tiently on the ground with Brockman. and try to fill out your taxes. April. last year4 millionAmericansgot the Six straight running plays with Brockman Now you're seeing things from helptheyneededfrom IRS 'Yblunteer carrying the ball moved the Lords from their AssistancePrograms. Reed 44 to the Yeomen 18. Six carries, 38 yards for her point of view. If you !lave the desire to helpanda two continued from page two the freshman tailback. basicaptitude lor math.you COIiId were obviously unable to appreciate the However, with Kenyon facing a 4th and 3 becomea part ofthe IRS \tllumeer "True Nature" (I hope my pun is clear) of the from the 16, and a stiff, unrelenting wind as AssistancePrograms.So volunteerand call 1800 424-J04(J. Beginnillll October I, performance and were disappointed that Bil- well, Creighton turned to senior Adam 1990.please call1800 829-MKO. Bortz. ly Crystal was unable to make it to Kenyon Volunteerand malre someone's this year. Whatever caused you nOI to enjoy Creighton's rollout found an open Bortz taxes U IaXinc. the show it has been our misfortune to hear on a down-and-out to leave Kenyon at you whine about it. It is unfortunate that you Oberlin's five. are so unaware of the history of Jews in Creighton then used the play that has made Russia and the emigration to America ("It Kenyon's goal line passing scheme so effec-