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County Homecoming '93 funds Rain tackles Homecoming S.Africa BSU, IFC New Castle lifts a seven-year candidates investment ban. gamer BY IAN NELSON Staff Reporter The New Castle County Council lifted their seven year ban against crowns South Africa Tuesday and is investing their $140 million pension BY KRISTEN LIVOLSI staff reporter fund in companies with ties to the country. For the first time in eight The Council's unanimous years, Homecoming tailgaters decision to repeal the ban was in were forced to trade in their response to an appeal made to the fashion statements for jeans, world by Nelson Mandela, leader of duck boots and windbreakers . the African National Congress With a 100 percent chance of (ANC),. to lift remaining economic rain as the forecast and the sanctions against South Africa, said embers of a successful bonfire Francis Untsank, administrative aid and carnival dampened by the to Councilman Pemrose Hollins. first drizzle of the day, lots of In response to President Clinton's spirit was necessary to request for state and local overcome the bitter, 40-degree governments to quickly lift all weather. economic sanctions against South Six out of 14 registered floats Africa, Hollins and Councilman made it down to the fieldhouse Robert Woods introduced the bill. A Saturday morning for the Carnival spurs similar step was taken by many Homecoming parade. other cities, including New York Withdrawals occurred early in and Los Angeles. the week up until 2 a .m. In September, Canada joined in Saturday morning , said Mike the efforts of the international Piacente (AS JR), float campus unity community and lifted its restrictions chairman for the Homecoming on trade and investment against committee. "The rain was not BY LAUREN MURPHY Lisa Meyerowitz (AS JR) yelled at South Africa. the oniy inhibiting factor," Staff Reporter Pearlman just before she sent a pie The pension fund is solely for the Piacente said . "This was an Dana F . Lombardy, an employee sailing directly into his face. benefit of New Castle County experimental year." of Outdoor Adventures, Inc., stood Even though he was an employees, said Susan Lawler, Seven judges, representing in front of the "Sumo Bellies" booth inspirational target for Greeks, pension analyst for the county. the administration, faculty and in a hot pink T-shirt and fatigues participants ranging from a 5-year­ The decision of what to invest in, students, were asked to evaluate with a microphone in his hand. old girl to university President such as real estate, equities and the f loats on c reativity, A crowd of students listened as David P . Roselle took shots at stocks, is determined by money originality, construction and the announcer encouraged unity and Pearlman for fun. managers for the county, Lawler overall appearance. The theme school spirit. The Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity said. for the floats was Halloween. "Come on! It stimulates every and the Alpha Xi Delta sorority "It is a distinct fund," she said, Marilyn Prime, student center sensory organ ... you '11 love it," sponsored a strength test. "put aside for benefits of county director and a float judge, said: Lombardy said at the booth, Participants had to swing a hammer employees and their spouses." "The spirit displayed by the sponsored by the Alpha Epsilon Phi in order to ring a bell on top of a Seven years ilgo, in response to students is excellent. The sorority and the Phi Kappa Tau tall pole. The event proved to be a the practice of apartheid in South willingness to make the effort to fraternity. great frustration for some of the Africa, Theopalis Gregory, city participate in float competition The Homecoming Carnival on biggest, strongest students. councilman for Wilmington, co- is very important." Harrington Beach was an "Forget about lacrosse, buddy­ see AFRICA page A3 Prime referred to the rain as a opportunity for "all different your future is at the circus," Jason minor deterrence. "Students will service organizations and social and Fleetwood (BE SO) said as he still have fun, regardless," she ethnic groups that don ' t normally observed an athletic student' s lack said. "The spirit is there." spend time together to work as a big of success with the challenge. The Kappa Delta sorority group" while sharing food, fun and The D-Sharps, a university Police took first prize and $300 in the games, Kiva Kolstein (AS SO) said. singing group, delivered singing float competition with a theme A crowd of students gravitated telegrams at the carnival. Musical from the Great Pumpkin. The toward the Alpha Omicron Pi director Mamie Vath (AS JR) said Sigma Kappa sorority and sorority and the Pi Lambda Phi the group will soon offer this bust finds Sigma Nu fraternity placed fraternity's Pie Toss booth, where service to the student body as a second with the Greekful Dead The Review's Editor in Chief Jeff fund-raiser for the organization. and a $200 prize. Pearlman was the target. For 50 cents, students could grab The Sigma Phi Epsilon "He's probably insulted you," their significant other or best friend $75,000 · fraternity and Alpha Sigma said Phil Perschetz (BE SO), a Pi and be "married" at the marriage Alpha sorority took third place Lambda Phi brother. "You know booth sponsored by the Sigma and $150 with their float of you want to get him back. Alpha Iota and the Phi Mu Alpha Charlie Brown and the Great " This is a great way for all music honor societies. of crack Pumpkin . The College of Greeks to get out their frustrations Member Heather Patton (AS JR) Agricultural Science placed on Jeff," Perschetz added. said any kind of couP.le would be BY BRIAN HICKEY fourth and were awarded $100 "I talked to you last year and you accepted. Ciry News Editor see O'KEEFE page A4 didn't give me any consideration," Wilmington Police seized 360 see FAIR page A4 grams of crack cocaine, which has an estimated street value of $75,000, in a Wednesday evening raid, police said. Fctlllllt.Slll Three Jamaican nationals were arrested in the Wilmington raid on a Feminism's second sex At. the U o.f :D variety of drug charges stemming from an extensive investigation by the BY LAURA FASBACH But for men, embracing the National Organization for the loaded term and introduces Wilmington Police Drug, Vice and M;masins Editor term 'feminist, ' let alone using Women, Mary Elise Haug, ideas which are not correlated Organized Crime Divisions, Sgt. · In a movement which is the word to identify themselves, admits a change may be in order. with radical theory. Edward Hazewski said. increasingly scrutinized for is still not the norm. "Maybe it's tim·e to reclaim the "This is the way you get a ,·II _·. The arrest resulted from a three defining women as victims and Ask Chris Dimasi (EG· SR) if word and reshape what it certain kind of authority right month investigation into the activities men as offenders, today's he is a feminist and he will tell means," Haug says. "Or find a now , by saying , 'I am a of Rafael McLeish, 60, Donald generation of feminists may you without hesitation, "Not at new word." victim, " ' Roiphe said in the Oct. Mclarty, 36, and Curtis Halley, 21, at have a difficult time all." More and more, the once 24 issue of The Philadelphia the residence on the 600 block of N. encouraging men to participate Chris does not hate women. stereotyped 'feminists who hate Inquirer. (." Jackson St., police said. in their mission. He does not believe in men' are being replaced by But who are the victims? · ~~~~ Wilmington Police said they In the latest issue of Ms. oppressing women. women who are more critical of The increased awareness of believe the suspects were operating a Magazine, feminist activist bell He just doesn' t like the label. the movement, rather than their date rape and sexual harassment 0 drug selling network citywide. hooks talks about the linguistics "It stratifies, people," says male counterparts. has men feeling uneasy, guilty I 'iii)i~ ::~ The three were charged with of feminism. "I don't use the Dimasi regarding the movement. In her book "The Morning or not guilty. trafficking cocaine, possession with term 'women's movement' - I "It stresses the differences." After; Sex, Fear and Feminism Today, dating games have a ;:t. the intent to deliver cocaine, believe men must be part of the Even the president for On Campus," author and contract - literally. Antioch Third in Selies see DRUGS page A6 feminist movement." Delaware ' s chapter of the feminist Katie Roiphe redefines see FEMINISM page A4 of Four

CONTENTS INSIDE REVIEW KEEPING TABS On Nov, 1 1987, Campus Flash.A2 Section 2 ...... 81 The Clinton administration Weekly World the Anglo-French Police Reports.A2 Movie revealed a greenhouse gas News reports of a supersonic letter from the Madness ...... B2 reduction plan last week that calls 3-year-old Concorde jet editor...... A2 The for the Umted States to roll back Pennsylvania boy landed at Greater News AnalysisA2 Question ...... B2 Today won't be great, but at least carbon dioxide emissions to 1990 whom doctors say Wilmington · Q&A ...... A4 Sports ...... BS levels by the year 2000. On A7. is the Devil reborn. Airport, the first World Briefs ...... A3 Hens win ...... BS it won't be as cold as yesterday. Throughout Tony Bell's three years at In fact, the time the plane In Review & Opinion . . . Expect sunny skies with UD, the custodian has taken a lot of youngster's brain made an • Neary on reading women temperatures llovering around scan revealed appearance in • Campbell on parental consent the mid-to-high 50s. Tomorrow crap- literally - in having to clean should be in the high 50s, with a the Perkinds Student Center first floor horns growing CONCORDE Delaware. • Wherry on New jersey's race inside his head. low in the 30s. bathroom. On 81. DEVIL KID A2. THE REVIEW. November 2, 1993

Letter from the editor A look at UD J • Greek pie, Hayes, happenings CAMPUS FLASH Reviewites and me becorre a rime for old Review alums to What to do with the return to 1heir SUJ11jing gmux!IRI revisit parents ·By yoolh. . It's alwa~ fun to ll9' ci JXI8C A pre-game luncheon is Lambda Phi booth at Friday's Homecoming carnival. netlirllmmbling. one sat the headline that sparked many a planned for 11:30 a.m. at the Of rom;e, the game was a sure thing. ~as well as a few OOz.en Jilcre Delaware Field House, before the 5-7 p.m. in the Perkins Student Monday through Friday 9 a.m.-4 the best in theatrical practice and I'm at least a half fact taller than Hayes. am calls to Deal Turothy 8rOOdc, Hens take on Towson State. t:m

jeff Pearlman Whitman vs. Florio: What a bash! Editor in Chief Adrienne Mand .. BYIEN DORAN Florio points out that Whitman has Another problem for Florio is his As for his economic plan, he plans economy. Executive EdilrK 51afflleportf!f only held one elected position as record in dealing with minorities. to continue along the same path he "Whitman would have the voters Ja59n Garber ·Brandon jamison When New Jersey residents go tc; Somerset County Freeholder, and one Although he was endorsed by the chose during his term as governor. believing that the economic downturn Editorial Editor M~N(Ji~B Editor the polls today, their choice for appointed position, president of the Black Ministers Council, the African­ Whitman did not answer many is Florio's fault, and Florio says that governor seems to be between the New Jersey Board of Public Utilities. American Republican Coalition voter's questions throughout the the economy was beyond his Laura Fasbach Robyn Furman lesser of two evils: inexperienced Her father, the late Webster B. would not endorse Florio because of campaign. Between her stand on the control," Johnson said. · Rebecca Tollen Christine Todd Whitman, Todd, was an important member of a report stating that African­ assault weapon ban to her decision to She also said the issues aren't Man116ins Special Projects Editors Republican, and perennial· the national Republican Pany and an Americans were worse off now than hire illegal aliens to work in her being fully discussed by the gubernatorial candidate Jim Florio, adviser to President Eisenhower, but when he became governor three and a home, Whitman has spent more time candidates in all forms of media. ·Walter M. Eberz Democrat and incumbent. that' s the extent of her political half years ago. explaining herself than clarifying her "In my opinion, the ads that are Ma~agi"B Phot~aphy Editor It's like the recent presidential resume. Florio has recently been fined by platform. shown on television don't really deal election campaign all over again, She says her inexperience is an an administrative law judge for trying Her economic agenda has been a with the real issues . [The Kyle M. Madden A

World The Review wins second-straight Africa continued from page A 1 News National Pacemaker award sponsored a bill which forbid th e shipment of many goods from Soulh BY ADRIENNE MAND Africa to the ports of Wilmington. Summary Eoecutive Editor Goods that were determined to be For the second consec utive year, The Review critical to the United States, such as received the National Pacemaker a ward mined ores, were exempted from the 7 killED IN IRISH LOUNGE Saturday for excellence in journalis m , marking ban, Gregory said. it as one of the top-fi v e non- dai l y colleg e Now that .the country is doing Two shouting "Tridc lic village abwt 70 miles west of Belfast. last minute, I thought we might win it. The city of Dover, however, has But the 60

On the day President Jean-Bertnmd Aristide was to return to power in Haiti, fu1fi11ing the gQa1 California devastated by fires . of a U.N. plan to restore democracy, his opponents maneuvered to replace his governnrnt. 'The flames were 50 to 60 feet high, and were taking in all the trees.' Twelve political parties and others said, in a joint communique Saturday, if Aristide doesn't BY MARY DESMOND Barry Denes was woken by his phone the neighbors could, by sitt~ng on his for granted, is gone." resign by 3 p.m. Sunday, they will announce Associate New s Editor call at I a.m. last Wednesday. He was roof with a garden hose. Fires, not earthquakes, are Baur' s plans to rep1a:e him. She described it as a nightmare. E I is e told of Lhe fire that was spreading only Denes' house was not damaged, but biggest fear, she said. Southern U.N. special envoy Dante Caputo said he Baur, a senior education major at the three blocks from his home. It was just Villa Park suffered approximately $3 California's winds, which can reach 60 expected sare min ecmanic OOvis soogs on tape, from ethnic Helicopters dropped tens of thousands of Originally, the music was played oo noise," Lee said, laughing. folk music to jazz to "silly little ditties lea1letS over MogOOishu Saturday to urge people a carillon, dooated by the class of 1907 Presently, Walter Bruhl, media from husbaOOs 10 wives." to put away their weapom. A U.N. official said in 1959. A carillon is a musical scale specialist for the University Media Devon Miller-Duggan, an confiscations of openly carried weapons could of 23 tuned bells which are hit by Service, is in charge of the ''bells." instructor of English whose office is begin today. metal strikers and then amplified to Bruhl said the alma maJer plays at m the third floor of Memorial Hall, is A second m::eting is matively sclleduled fle after 5 pm. er som;.Unes during I~ 10 foce. The OOil a resume cando is of JU:kllge rea~, rut this ~ deal is date rape," says Michael Ackerman says. Cam!r Changrs. )WT luoc.h rour, if you ca1 take a 1a1er sme as a kirxl rL extenk!d calling.marlcct can be the '50s mentality." usually partake in child care, he li1Willingness to IXII in enoogh lnlrs a founl. Multi}iy that number ci weeks by often cm:lude there just aren't any joll; very difficult in llllti times? Dimasi,who used to be an says. "We're not raising our week toward firxling tiDe jots. Thrre­ the average hwrs ~week- as I said, out there and give up completely. Do Bollei: Well, of cowse. Fewer vacancies active member of a university boys to do it." founhs of all job-hunters spend five five- ani you em up with 75 to 100 you think such peq:Jle should see a jOO occur- as I said earlier, it's only fraternity, recalls how some While feminism is often seen lwrs er less m their jOO bJrt each week. lwrs required 10 fin1 a new jd:>. That's counseler 10 firx1 out whlt they're doing 1,250,tlXJ ~ mmth-and the joll; ~ women would try to get into as a movement which leaves They ouglu to be devoting at least 30 the IUIIllber ofhwrs it takes, CS{Xrially in wrmg? much harder 10 flrxl. That's why m:'s parties without invitations. men behind, Kimmel stresses 1wrs a week to that talk. llllti times. Now, let us suwose you ~ Bolles: Absolutely. What is truly lfclmiques for firxling them need to be By using stereotypical that, "Feminism promises to Review: Do yoo think this txlsiness of a jlb-hunter, ani you decide 10 spenl, astonishing 10 me is how many letters much moce painstaking in hard times. feminine behavior, Dimasi says, make men's lives beller." five hows a week is going 10 cauinue? say, 15 hwrs.a week m )WT job-hwtt. I've received mer the yea'S fran realers The harder a job is to firxl, the better you women tried to get passed the "The choice is not an issue of Bo&s: Yes. ThejctHimtis,fernudlof Fiftem IJ:Jurs divided into 75 means )OOT who claim, "I followed every step in need 10 be at fiOOing il bouncers at the door. "I'll flirt a 'feminism yes or no,"' he says. its length, a IJOCt'SS of rejectim er tum­ job-hunt may only take five weeks, your book, ani still can't find a job." But Review: This still leaves a vast little bit and I'll get in," Dimasi "It's feminism is here. OOwrls. No me enjoys tllu. So we tty to insteaJ ci 15. when I ask them the simplest kind of employment problem in the countty, says imitating what he thought "Will we be dragged kicking give ll'l few murs a week 10 the lll'lk as Further, the average job-hunter question, such as, "Did you send a since currently the number of to be the women's mentality. and screaming into the future or we can. The jmD>x is 1ha by giving ~ contacts six employers face to face a follow-up thank you note to every unemployed is more than 10 million Brian Ackerman, a can we learn from this?" fewhwrsa weelc, we~ystreldlau rrmth. Frlleen 10 20 weeks equals four employer, sa:retary or recqximisL !hal ~e . That's 10 millirn ccmpeting fer psychology professor, says That question has yet t_o be the pucess a rejectim. fer a fa'looger months, or a total of 24 employers you visitedT-which Parfrhule says is 1,250,(lX) joll;. "Fraternity parties are designed answered. JX!rlcxl !han it rr:OOs 10 be. ana::rerl befae a job is foum BUt, let a must - they will IOOc at me blankly Bolles: Yes. If we look at the broodest to create an extraordinary power Review: 1-klw can a pmm 'Miicing full us~ you cb:ide 10 give nue time and say, "No. Was I supposed to do piaure, there is 00 hqle whatsoever that imbalance." tirre 00 any Ire8l1ingfu1 jOO-hmting? to your job-hunt and contact two that?" So I thit;lk there is a lot of self­ evei)U¥: is going to be able 10 fin1 a job Dating must be restructured to for the final Bo&s: Well, you can't give 30 lwrs a employers a day. You'll cmtact 24 in delusion when we go job-hunting. If who wants one. This is a perennial go along with feminist ideals, week to the rask, but you can make just twelve week-f l"•1'1f t• "l•t r..,r • '" """" ' ' ll ftf'11~1 1 • r i H • "' ' ' l: f"n•oodMulua Theater .l,r~ t ,., ,,., "• rro.nMr o • ffft rlio • ,.r,. , htl , t• c tfOt lot.,.hf'1'11c-: I.Mil•fU>fllrtl l•" ''""' t#f'l tfflri'C:r Bacchus Room t~tJ:~lj~0;i.B:~~~:~:~··· sE::~~~~~]E~:::~:·N NOVEMBER30 ~ttrn 'o !...J , ...,.,., o~,..t',._t,"ll. •och 7:30p.m. A< J ~ ,.. .,. , ..,M tr ,..;....o. olo t . !'t« ••-l~ r l ~ ,,..,... r"' " O.rl.qo Admission $3.00 Alpha Phi Alpha R., C"ffl 1.1>'1 t ht- l'lf~l wllfff 11111 Ill t1'tr.o,d In "0:...-o'"""Mr'''"'""'•lf.t'I""..,-."•C:,I.,."'""'''"'"''hr""•"'"'""" .. ..,, ,... ..-,. 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Present ard belott orde~no those concepts." FOR INFORMAnON CAU TliE NOROIS NETWORK •1·1100-811-KARO . Students agree with this blend of All items must be removed same day. art and science. Webb Pickersgill (AS JR) said, "The whole computer set up is like a Wordperfect for musicians." C O LLEGE OF AGRICULTURAL SCIENCES READ> LOVE> FEEL> PUSH::>- . Et\1~ FANTASIZE~ 'JHEKEVIEW Chris Bryan (AS JR) agreed. • ' ~ ~ ~ ' .... t > "~ ... ' ' "The software we have now is really ' helpful in practicing and solidifying the ideas and concepts we've been learning in class." The program will be designed for Macintosh, IBM and IBM- " University of Delaware compatible microcomputers and will be interfaced with electronic instruments that support the Musical Instrument Digital Interface [MIDI], NCBITearn Arenson said.The MIDI connects ' the computer to the synthesizer. As

music notes are sent over the L musical interface, they are interpreted as bytes of information, Arenson said. presents Dan Slipetsky (AS SO) said he thinks MIDI would be helpful to anyone printing music. "If you have some general keyboard skills, all you have to do is play what you've written and it will show up on the ,, screen," Slipetsky said. With the proper software, such as Wefcomin9 a keyboard, one can play into the synthesizer and the MIDI information will enable the user various options. jOIN THE Arenson said lhe music can either · be displayed on a computer screen and printed or the data can be Diversity" interpreted by the program. "The program will take TEAM THAT information and judge what students · have done against some criteria that we have built into the machine " he • said. ' BRINGS FOOD One advantage the program will • WORKSHOPS WILL BE IN 117 PENCADER offer is the idea of connecting · theoretical concepts with actual · performances, said Michael Morgan, . TO THE software designer and senior · technical writer in the Instructional · Technology Center. · After students have been Thursday, November 4 intr~duced to a concept, a ' re~utremenl will be to improvise, · usmg the knowledge they have just : or learned, Morgan said. ' He said he hopes to "link this · le~son material through tutorials, · F:.:-iday, December 3 dnlls and exercises." · ~racy Allen (AS JR), who is With a concentration in takm~ a music appreciation course, combmes music and technology in FOOD MARKETING, her class. "The lessons are an e~cellenl you can become part of the largest U.S. method of learning," Allen said. ind ustry, which provides 1 of every 5 jobs. These full day sessions run from 8:30am to 4:30pm. "One can differentiate instruments and their numerous pitches through the use of colorful visual images." Other Options In clud e: Open to all members of the University community. Students are learning how to Ag ricultural Busin ess Ma nagement bring together the past and future of music with loday's technology. Agricu ltural Eco nomics Pre-registration is required. "I find music history lessons to be & a new minor in ABM/AEC. very helpful because they display the form of a piece of music in a Fo r more information, ca ll 831-2508/2511 To register, please call Gloria Davis at 831-8735 ~rap~ical manner," Bryan said. Havmg the software for jazz theory . will help students understand jazz harmonies."

.- . November 2, 1993 • THE REVIEW. A7 Plan calls for emission reduction

BY NA!ASHA SCHLEGEL instead for American ingenuity and contributed 43 percent of the carbon simpl est way .to reduce greenhouse SUf( Reporter creativity, to produce the best and most dioxide emitted in 1990. Carbon gases is to institute 45 miles per gallon The Clinton administration revealed energy-efficient technology." dioxide constituted 85 percent of the fuel economy standards for cars and 34 a greenhouse gas reduction plan last More than $1.9 billion has been total amount of greenhouse gases, miles per gallon for light trucks on week, which calls for the United States pledged in federal funding for the plan, which reached 1,367 million metric corporations. to roll back carbon dioxide emissions which leaves the other $60 billion to tons in 1990. "More pollution comes out of the to 1990 levels by the year 2000. be raised by private funding between While the amount of emissions from tailpipes of America's cars than all The plan consists of a combination 1994 and 2000. industry are slowing down, the sources in Japan and France of federal- and private-sector energy The plan emerged from a study emissions from the second-highest combined," criticized the Sierra Club programs designed to lower emissions. done by the Department of Energy greenhouse gas contributor, in a re leased statement. "Yet the "This must be a clarion call," (DOE), which attributes the transportation, is rapidly increasing, Nati onal Action Plan does little to limit President Clinton said in an executive percentages of carbon dioxide and the study showed. this pollution." summary about his climate change other gases to the threat of global The plan has received strong The current fuel economy standard plan. "Not for mere bureaucracy or criticism from environmental groups 27.5 warming. is miles per gallon for cars and THE REVIEW /File Photo regulation or unnecessary costs, but The study found that industry such as the Sierra Club, who say the see CLINTON page A9 President Clinton released a gas reduction plan. Alumni honored with award BY LAUREN MEDNICK SlaH Reporter Three former graduates of the College of Business and Economics were honored with the Alumni Award of Excellence in Pencader Hall Saturday morning . The recipients, Donald R. Brunner, Howard E. Cosgrove and Robert E. Dickerson, were awarded for their excellence in both career and personal achievements. Interim University Provost Richard Murray said it was a pleasure to celebrate the awards which reflect the merits of the three alumni and a senior student. "A university can be measured by laboratories and classrooms," Murray said., "but also can be measured by the excellence and accomplishments of its graduates." One 1966 graduate is a prime example of this excellence. Brunner, who graduated with an accounting degree, is currently the senior vice president of J .P.Morgan and Co. Incorporated. He. said he lives by the motto, "A task worth doing is a task worth doing well." Dickerson, another award winner, said he always knew which path to follow. ~ By b~ing a studept at the university, you are already on the road to success," he said. "That road will be made smoother and lon~~:er by hard work, dedication and humility." Dickerson, who graduated with a bachelor of science degree in business administration in 1973, is now president and chief executive officer of the Baltimore Trust Company. Cosgrove was also awarded for making the most of his education. After receiving his bachelor of science degree in mechanical engineering fonn the University of Virginia in 1966, he received a master of business administration degree from the University of Delaware in 1970. Cosgrove, chairman, president and chief executive officer of the Delmarva Power and Light · Company in Wilmington,.said he feels "the ability of people working together for success is the key to all endeavors." Robert P. McNutt, chairman for the Alumni Award of Excellence • • committee, said, "Our committee was fortunate enough to have many alumni to choose from to select for the awards." Bill Stout.. director of (Plus area code and number) development for the College of Business and Economics said, "These a.wards really show the quality of the College of Business." Richard Agnello, associate professor for economics, said he agreed that "it's not hard to give awards to such worthy recipients." The College of Business and Economics Alumni Association established the Alumni Award for eltcellence in 1991. Kenneth R. Biedennan, Dean of Use it from dorm and pay phones on or off campus. the College of Business and Economics, opened the third annual College is hard enough. GettingAmf isn't. So whether you're making a calling card or collect ceremony by announcing the John F. Puglisi Scholarship would be If A'I8IT, awarded to a future alumnus and a long distance call, check the sign on the phone first. it's not or you dial and current member of the senior don't hear '1\mf" after the bong, hang up. Then diallO+ ATT +0, plus the area code class. -- This scholarship was developed as a tribute to John F. Puglisi, who and number. It's the easy way to get the service you want at the prices you committed himself to the values of education, athletics and community expect. So next time you call you'll know what buttons to push. service, Murray said. John R Grabowski (BE SR) received the award, which was AT&T established in 1992. Grabowski said he plans to go into investment banking after graduation and then to attend graduate school. "I feel as though everything I have done has paid off," Grabowski said. The recipients received a plaque and a book titled "University of Delaware History," personally inscribed by the author, John A. Monroe. AS • THE REVIEW • Novemeber 2, 1993

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A change of opinion ••• After a successful Homecoming Carnival the Greeks should be thanked and emulated After bashing countless numbers same type if efficiency, fervor and of people, things, laws and other turn-out. subjective nouns in this column, By making everyone feel The Review has found something to included, regardless of affiliation, praise. or for that matter, non-affiliation, Even more impressive, is who is the Greeks showed everyone a the subject of that praise. good time, while using the money Drum roll please ... the Greeks. generated for each organizations It is a cold day in hell, cows personal use, whether philanthropic have flown over the moon and or not. Elvis is alive. Perhaps the university and other For a change the Greeks held a campus groups can learn a lesson social event that not only helped from the Greeks in that events like themselves, but benefitted the these only promote more John Ottinger Newark community and non-Greek community unity, without any university students. usual polarization or separation The Greeks overcame their that the university and the area stereotypical image and produced a have been notorious for. Between Florio and Whitman, no one wins brilliant Homecoming Carnival, in For example, the university which many people attended and should have events such as the Today, it will all be over. state on the expressway to recovery. had fun. carnival, to raise funds for Two months of name-calling and a The voters of New Jersey feel cheated, This carnival only can help the departments that are being scaled year of rigorous campaigning will climax Commentary and it shows in the opinion polls taken Greeks' ailing reputation. back. in sweet victory or an agonizing defeat. over the last few weeks. Florio, who By showing a united, selfless Congratulations again and thank The big shiny buses with their blaring By Rob followed in George Bush's shoes with a front, the Greeks impressed non­ you for a wonderful weekend. megaphones will return to the garage, "read my lips" blunder his first y.ear in Greek students, alumni and Perhaps the stereotypical image right next to the political commercials Wherry office has never enjoyed positive university officials, who dream of of Greeks has gotten a little which lashed out at the respective opinions. People just don't dislike him, running a university event with the overused and old. candidates. they hate him. His approval rating has People will line the streets in towns It all started with the primaries. The never broke the 35 percent mark, and has like Fair Lawn, Hoboken, and Pensville candidates used a media blitz of short approached rock bottom at 18. for a chance to duck behind a black commercials on every major TV channel Whitman is no different. Why would curtain and pull a small lever. in Philadelphia and New York along with you vote for a person who trips over her Today is election day, which signals local outlets. own remarks'! :She statelumnist John Ottinger, cartoonist more important elections in a year where Illegal aliens, unfair tax write-offs, tax is to stop at exit II and say hi to my Brian Hickey, columnist jason N. Smith, columnist Democrats need any sign of light at the reduction plans, soft crime policies; grandma, she would probably make a Liz lardaro, columnist Rob Wherry, columnist end of the tunnel. But if you evaluate the everything was explored, critiqued, and better governor then both candidates. J. Matthew O'Donnell, columnist Alyson Zamkoff, columnist race, you would never guess that two exploited in this race. The voters left adult, intelligent people were running for with deciding on the lesser of two evils, Rob Wherry's editorial columns appear the highest office in the state. one that will hopefully place the sagging Tuesdays in The Review. Calling for parental consent over abortion Societal guilt is unnecessary Fortunately, most Americans right to choose." reject this faulty logic. A January Admittedly, Mr. Harrah Commentary 1992 Gallup poll of 1,00 I adults represents an extreme. But his nationwide showed 70 percent practice is the logical outcome of That means he is against both shut up. By Rich favored parental consent for much abortion-rights thinking. The Bush and Clinton. I'm sick of being told I should minors under 18. subtext underneath their rhetoric Commentary After all, corruption is feel guilty for having a good life. Campbell A May 1992 Wall Street says a pregnant minor should have bipartisan. I'm sick of people whipping Journal/NBC poll also found about an abortion rather than carry the By jason themselves with guilt because 70 percent favored Pennsylvania's child to term, and parents should Nathaniel In those places where people they don't feel worthy of their law that women under 18 obtain not be able to interfere. cut corners on the sidewalks and homes, their beds, their dinners. Should a dependent minor need parental approval. Again, they're in the minority. Smith make the ground all muddy, I say We are told to feel bad because her parents' permission to get an In addition, 15 states have Most Americans favor restrictions instead of plantmg new grass, the we eat meat, because we drive abortion? Consider the facts: operative and 13 have inoperative and oppose abortions of university should bury a few cars, because we are warm. • In Delaware minors need parental involvement statutes on convenience. The 1992 Gallup poll I was sitting in front of the landmines. I say to hell with societal guilt. parental permission to take the books. Furthermore, parental revealed strong support for a 24- library looking at the new "We T~~D you not to walk on I say to hell with the politics of medicine, even aspirin, in public consent/notification statutes, hour waiting period (75 percent), sculpture called "Ode to Joy" the grass .. . mediocrity. schools. where enforced, such as in informed consent (86 percent) and when two old hags emerged from Just as long as no bricks are I say do what you do best. Be • minors cannot undergo any Minnesota, have been followed by spousal notification (73 percent). the library. harmed in the blast zone. honest. Work hard. Ignore the other surgical procedure without drops teen abortion, pregnancy In Mississippi, abortion rates "Look at that thing!" squeaked leeches, the sheep, the average, parental consent. and birth rates . dropped initially in half when a one. "If it's worth $20 thousand, Now, on to the real article .. . and follow your dreams. • minors in many places can't lsn 't that one of the goals of the 24-hour waiting period and they should sell it and make a I was walking along the streets Put yourself first. You will even get their ears pierced without abortion-rights movement? informed consent laws went into scholarship for some poor of an anonymous city recently enrich yourself and society will parental permission. President Clinton has said he effect in October 1992, according student." when I saw a poor homeless drunk benefit from your example. _ But abortion-rights activists wants an America where abortion The New York Times. "Yeah," chimed her round­ who smelled of vomit and alcohol. And don't give dimes to poor think a young girl should be able · was "safe, legal and rare." If A lawyer for that state's three shouldered companion. "It don't I was wearing a fine silk tie, folks out of guilt. to obtain an abortion without making abortion "rare" is truly one abortion clinics said, "We never even look like a book. It IS a monogramed, expensive Italian The only people who should parental consent or notification. of the goals of abortion-rights dreamed [the provision] would book, isn't it?" shoes, and an expensive watch. feel guilty in this world are those This makes little sense. If, as groups, then they should lend their reduce by half the number of Some people will never I was also sucking on a Charms who have something they didn't pro-choice activists insist, full support to parental consent women who were able to exercise appreciate the finer arts. lollipop: sugar on a stick. work for. Cheaters, liars, thieves. abortion is just like any other laws. their right to choose in My pampered tongue which Your average Delaware surgical procedure, why do they But what if a girl has an abusive Mississippi." There should be a money-back had enjoyed so many fine meals student. Your average Earthling. treat it differently? family, they say? Now wait a minute. I thought period on wedding bands just like caressed the sugary orb as I spun But if you have a higher If abortion is truly a matter only A minor from a severely pro-choice activists wanted on luxury cars. 6 years or 6,000 it gently between my pearly­ standard, live a happy life. Enjoy for "a woman and her doctor," dysfunctional family needs even abortion to become rarer? Even arguments, or something like that. white, regularly dentist-inspected what you've got, no matter how then surely every other medical more input from adults, not less, some customers at the clinics teeth. much it is. procedure should be available to than someone from a healthier agreed there was "wisdom in I saw the first issue of the Feeling particularly guilty for And if you really want to help and 12-year-old girl without one. waiting a day to go ahead with an Delawarean this week. I think the my privilege that day, I bit off the the poor, fme . Just don't do it out parental consent. Most states have a judicial abortion." authors are to be commended for candy from the lollipop, bent of guilt. To show how contradictory bypass provision also. If the That's the key: when pe'ople bringing out a liberal-ish paper on down, and said in a kind voice, Do it out of love. reasoning about abortion can be, family is that abusive, there should think about abortion, it happens campus. This will provide a nice "Hey friend, would you like a That's a concept the liberals consider the following: a teacher be some kind of intervention less. balance to the Spectator (which I LOLLIPOP STICK? will have a hard time swallowing. in California lost his job because anyway. (This also ignores the This is why abortion-rights adore) and might act as a What? But·they must. he showed a pro-life film to high­ abuse of the developing human activists speak almost exclusively springboard for debate. You say I'm being selfish? Every better-than-thou, guilt­ school students without parental inside the womb.) of women's rights and not about There was a canoon in the back You, Mr. or Ms. President of based group on this campus had permission, according to the Los Also, one can hardly expect abortion itself-about what is an which I've got to take issue with. Students Against something-or­ better take a good look at its Angeles Times. truly unbiased counseling from an abortion, how it is performed, the It depicted Ross Perot as someone other, think you are so squeaky­ motivations. If guilt and pity drive So let me get this straight: a abortion provider. Eric Harrah, stages of fetal development and who likes George Bush. clean, perfect, and kind just you forward, you should perhaps minor cannot see a movie about owner of two Delaware abortion the life within the womb . Urn, guys, Perot hates Bush. because you talk a good talk? pity yourself most of all. abortion without parental clinics, announced this summer he They still talk of keeping With a passion. Did you see the Let me tell you, you do­ Because a leech never changes permission, or even get an aspirin would give minors discount abortion "safe and legal." mean glances he was giving Bush gooders, giving a poor old drunk a much of anything. from the school nurse. But she abortions at his Brandywine But by opposing parental at the debates? dime means nothing. And should be able to actually get an Valley Women's Center near consent in Delaware, they've Perot stands against waste, complaining about others not jason Nathaniel Smith's editorial abortion without her parents even Wilmington (Master Card and forgotten about "rare." fraud, and abuse, no matter what giving dimes does even less. columns appear Tuesdays in The knowing? Visa accepted). party it comes from. Either do something real or Review. What kind of double-think is His Dover clinic advertises with Rich Campbell is an editorial He is against politics as usual. this? the slogan " ... for the woman's columnist ofThe Review. November 2, 1993 • THE REVIEW. A 11 ~Defining ~ One simple train ride, a lot of doubt and uncertainty ~ women's Last weekend, I went to visit struck me as very awkward, His money was speaking, I said, recruiting another Republican. my girlfriend in Washington D.C. because it never works. he wouldn't feel the same way if The problem was that in my on a trusty Amtrak shuiUe. One strike against him. Commentary he had nothing and was looking mind, his objectives were (behavior There was only one other Then we spoke about our new for help. somewhat realized. person waiting at the station for government as opposed to the He agreed. But he countered by No , I am not a Republican by the 10:49 p.m. train, so I figured George Bush administration. By Brian saying, he didn't feel that people any stretch of the imagination. Commentary I'd be polite and strike up My view was give Bill Clinton Hickey should be shut out totally from any Democrats hold the correct path conversation. a chance, he's a newcomer in an government aid, but who is to set a for this country \O be led down. ByS. The talk started with the Phillies environment ruled by old men in a certain percent that everyone must But, for some reason, I knew and how I thought they could win smoky room, sharing dirty jokes with a bigger fallout than Joe shell out of their pocket. this guy was right and he gave me Matthew the series, but it rambled somehow with one another, in between Carter's. I was getting beaten left and a clear look into my future. Neary into politics, something I'm not making policies that will effect us I started to think about it, and right, I was up against the ropes, I will be a conservative in a few very knowledgeable in. all. he was right! and there was nothing I could do years, I will want the government I am a liberal and my travelling Au contraire, he said. Hillary is When you work your butt off about it. to protect what I have accumulated , At a university where a guy can't companion was conservative. letting the country fall to pieces, for so many years to get where you He had already changed my through my hard work. , walk 10 feet without seeing a He went to a ritzy upscale while her figurehead husband is want to be, nobody should have opinion but I was going to go I know that the younger ' beautiful coed and where the female college which the upper class send concerned with looking good on the right to take it away from you . down kicking and screaming, generation will frown upon me ; population dominates the male by their children to groom them into television. I envisioned myself in twenty saying things I really didn't like I frown upon those old men in : over 2,000 students, guys are getting future leaders. In my head, the count was 0-2 years or so, and J didn't see myself believe anymore. the smoky room somewhere in our ~ a bad rap. The talk led to a discussion of and I was about to throw the liberal. The Devil's Advocate is a hard nation's capital. ~ "Men are pigs!" That is pretty NAFT A. I myself said it is bad for strikeout pitch. Right now I think that the role to play in that type of We all get older, and if this guy :• much the sentiment you will get the United States since jobs will be But it was then that I was wealth should be spread out situation. was right, many of us will change. ·from 99 percent of the women at the lost. thrown off guard. He pulled up a equally among the people, but I'll As the train began to slow The thought of it all played t• university. . He viewed it considerably quote from history. He told me be darnned if I'm going to give down, I gathered my possessions heavily on my mind much of the ~ On any given night you can differently. In the short term, he who said it, but I forgot. twemysome percent of my salary together and we stepped off the weekend, so to be on the safe side, ij overhear these exact words being decreed, jobs would be lost, but What he said was, it is easy to away so somebody else can reap train. When we got into the I reclined my seat back as far as it !! tossed around by many a group of eventually the economy would be liberal when you are young, but the benefits. station, I shook his hand and would go, and slept for the entire l.l university coeds. benefit, and jobs would increase as you get older, it is impossible Of course, I didn'tlet him know thanked him for the conversation. return trip. I don't dispute that this statement tenfold. not to be conservative. this at the time, I stuck to my guns In his mind, nothing was holds a lot of truth, but we really His position sounded peculiarly And as quick! y as I had almost and said he was wrong. resolved, we hit a stalemate and he Brian Hickey's editorial columns aren't as bad as we're made out to like the trickle down effect, which struck him out, he hit a homerun had failed in his ultimate goal of appear Tuesdays in The Review. be. Whether it be at class on a Monday morning after a frat-filled weekend or at the Stone Balloon on on any intoxicating Thursday night, this is always a topic of conversation among women. What other newspapers are saying . • • I am often confronted .with these three questions: On political cOrrectness ••. that do not hesiiOie to kiU and maim doctors. century as a means for clergymen to attest to the underestimate the problems caused by 'soft 1. Why are guys such scum? " ... Randall Terry, the Operation purity of their lives and prove their worthiness core' pom. 2. Why do guys want only one "Political correctness ought to be Rescue leader, askedfo/lawers outside a Fort to God. In the 18th and 19th centuries, the form " .. . 1 contend that men looking at thing? r011J1111!d. Call it the new tyranny. Wayne, Ind., clinic to 'let a wave of inJolerance was often used as a forum for the lowly and 'soft-core' porn are not celebrating beauty, bUl 3. Why do you guys treat girls " ... What is troubling about this new wash over you. 1 want you to let a wave of unfortunate to articulate their sufferings and using the women in the pictures to feed their like crap? tyranny that it confuses hurt feelings with hatred was over you.' doubts, and according to Harriet Blodgett, own sexual desires. The fact that our society is "Intolerance and hatred are awfully editor of 'Capacious Hold-All: An Anthology of Why ask why? The answer is ' discrimination that ·causes real iniurv. Political accepts this reduces women to mere sexual simple. strong words and hateful words to be used by Englishwomen's Diary Writings,' it later beings and wt: all suffer for it ... " correctness treals an incident or speech, which anyone, much less by someone acting under the became a favorite tool of the women's -David Bunnell, The College Heights Herald It's because you let us. may be offensive to some, as something which is I am here to defend my fellow guise ofwanJing to protect life. movement- an instrument for raising one's (Western Kentucky University), Oct. 21, 1993 a threal to the inherent rights of everybody. It is "It's time to stop the violence and the consciousness and charting emotional grawth. men. and to educate women on why idiotic, shallow and without intellectual integrity. And it is spreading liU chicken pox in ignorance now. To protect against abortion " ... As for Mr. Packwood's diaries, it we are the way we are. peacefully is a right all citizens should enjoy. To remains to be seen whether they will be read in On Northern Ireland .•. In no way am I trying to bash a nursery school. endanger the lives of innocent individuals and to toto by the Senate ethics committee, much less women. I love women. I am just so " ... Utilizing freedom is the best way curtail the careers ofmedical studenls, however, the public ... Perhaps Mr. Packwood should sick of this cruel and uncalled for to fight on beluJlf of freedom - not trying to is U1111Cceptable ." have considered Raymond Chandler's "Violence has ruled in Northern male bashing. tape up the moUlh of any~ perceived as less -Shirliey Fung, The Daily Tar Heel, Oct. 25, observation that 'the moment a man sets his lreliwJfor far too long; the last two decades of I remember reading an article in enlightened." 1993. thoughts down on paper, however secretly, he is the 'troubles' alone have claimed more than -Maura Casey, The Wilmington News Journal, in a sense writing for publication.'" 3,000 lives. The decent people of the British­ last year's Review on how a· female Oct. 31,1993 ruled province are weary unto death . They student was so upset .when she came On Bob Packwood's diaries ... -Michiko Kakuzani, The New York Times, Oct. yeamfor peace, and the Irish Republican Army to the university and it was not like On extremist pro-lifers protests •.. 31,1993 bomb that killed 10 people (two of them the "Sweet Valley High" she "Given the uproar over Senator Bob children) in Belfast last Saturdoy must not be expected it to be. Packwood's diaries, which the Senate ethics On pornography ..• allowed to deter the first meaningful steps A large percentage of the male ..... sinCe January 1993, there have committee has voted to subpoena, one is taward that end in years. been nine bomb and arson attacks on abortion population at the university are great tempted to wonder why Ire. kept the journals in " ... It's popular in our society to " ... We also sa:; that British Prime and counseling clinics, countless intimidations the first place and why he disclosed their Minister John Major, who has relied on guys. Women just don't understand and harassments tf doctors who form abortions condemn 'hard core' pornography, which us. existence. Why, in these post-Watergate years, graphically depicts women as victims of sexual Unionist (that is, Protestant) support to and even one homicide. maintain his slender parliament majority, must How could they? They aren't "The instigators of these unmitigated would any politician maintain - and reveal - violence. Some people who ·hfllle no problem men. a potentially damaging record of his public and with 'soft-core' porn detest Hustler magazine finally show some political courage and agree acts of terror are not merely hoodlums who private affajrs? to include Sinn Fein (IRAs political wing) in For the most part, the women at espouse violence and mayhem as a means of for depicting women enjoying rape. " ... Indeed, the contretemps over Mr. p~r;ce talks, from which they are excluded this university lack the qualities that promoting their views. Even worse. they are "Obviously such violent material is now Packwood's diaries is replete with ironies. The harmful to any society which openly a/Jaws it; men are looking for. They want a hypocrites who wield signs in one hand that act of diary-keeping, after all, began in the 16th -Tire Philadelphia Inquire;; Oct. 26, 1993 woman that they can respect, that proclaim life socred and guns in the other hand but I believe we are also harmed when we they ~e proud to be with and who can carry on an intelligent conversation. The old adage is still true. Guys want a challenge, and if they meet an easy girl, of course they are going to treat her like crap. Letters to the editor She is asking him to screw.her over if she doesn't challenge him. I'm not saying that it is always the woman's fault. I am merely An anti-Greek letter position just to provoke debate makes them and then getting out of the way semester to be hired as a woman. I did reminding women that it does take Alright fratboy Michael Kammarman, you look like a complete idiot, because when the bond issuers defaulted because not want coworkers to believe my gender two to tango. we've had enough of your crap. You you end up having to defend a position they couldn't pay the incredible interests was the main reason I was hired for a And how can a guy respect a girl poor, persecuted golden child. I wish that you don't really believe in. Your last rates associated with them. It let whole job. It takes away from everything I have if she first doesn't respect herselfl you had to "suffer through" Jeff article was unique in that you managed corporations be vulnerable to the achieved in my lifetime. I have seen so many instances Pearlman's articles every day of the to get your point across with a minimum economic winds of change, precipitated The same goes for scholarships. where a guy screws over a girl, and week; maybe eventually it would be just of dross (except for the preamble; I think not by a healthy exchange of goods and Recently, my advisor suggested I apply she just keeps coming back asking punishment for all the days/ weeks/ years you put that in because you ran out of services, but to the actions of a few for a National Science Foundation for more, asking to be walked all of my college career that I've had to inspiration). You're wrong, however, in greedy manipulators. fellowship, especially because this year over again. suffer through looking at ridiculous Rush saying that paying taxes is a form of This is GOOD? there are more fellowships being If they hun you once, they'll do it Ads (with the exception of Theta Xi) and slavery - if I remember my Civil War This is what you WANT? awarded to women and minorities. If I again. And again, until you stop those retarded t-shirts with Acka Acka history, slaves weren't abetted with I guess rose-colored glasses are were to attain one of these fellowships, I asking for it. Phoo in plaid ... You're darn tootin' that Medicare, an infrastructure and a student required in Jason's Padded Universe. would not know whether or not I was Girls always think they are so no self-respecting fraternity would let loan program. This last article about James M. Kaihatu (EG G2) chosen because I was the best or a token. innocent and always the victim, Pearlman in, God forbid they have an money validating worth again drops you My fellow graduate students would not when this is not always the case. intellillent brother who isn't afraid to into the idiocy column. So what's the A call for maturitv 0 Uirls are someumes worse than mince words. solution to tne drug prootem·t A rec 1 really w1sn all tnose so-cauea fe"c~'fvJ'if~h~~·e!l!..~ lrlluh~t~?t, ~ey !R!Y guys. I've heard girls talk worse than Isn't it funny or doesn't it at least center? And how exactly do we force the feminists at the university would just think I was not as qualified as the white Andrew "Dice" Clay about hooking strike you as odd that of the greatest crooks off the streets? Or give prostitutes grow up and realize that if you can't male applicants due to this preferential up, and I've heard them talk about attribute of a fraternity is the large group something more profitable to do? What a laugh at yourself, then who can you procedure. I want to compete on equal guys and their bodies like they're of individuals, how did they find so wonderful place Jason's Padded laugh at? terms. So far, I always have and meat, just like they say men talk many damn similar people? Maybe, oh, Universe must be, with green suburban Every week , we read article after performed well under the circumstances. about them. say , lowest common denominator? lawns, non-dysfunctional families living article about how people, mainly women, So have many of the women in my Sure guys do it too, in this respect "Common bond of brotherhood and in ranch houses and Ross Perot looking are opposed to the "Sexually Repressed major, where the top five students in my I am in no way defending guys, I am achieve success together" - Yeah, under hoods and fixing things. Girl" comic strip. I'm a woman and I class are women. How else do you just saying girls are just as bad. whatever. Contrary to what you might think, I think it's usually a rather funny strip. I expect to earn respect? They'd like to come across as so And, I resent you taking the liberty to don't think that money is bad. I do, don't find it offensive or full of Women can empower themselves in innocent, like they never yell or give speak for "everyone else on campus." I however, have some sort of perspective harassment like Heather Jones did. The society, but not by unfair rules. They cat calls like ''nice butt, baby." personally don't give a good ship what on the matter, having worked for awhile sexually repressed girl herself is usually should be more assertive in making their Girls, just like guys, base men on you Greeks do on campus but that between stints at school. I know what the one who makes the jokes, not men. own decisions and learning to take on their appearance first. Don't believe certainly doesn't mean I enjoy you all priority money has in my life, and I"m It seems to me that these opposers are leadership roles. Do not stand back and that they see more in a guy then just being a part of campus life. Or a part of not doing that bad happiness-wise. But the ones who can relate to the comic play the wallnower, lening everyone else looks, that they want a guy with campus at all. your testifying for "trickle-down" strip the most. After all, they are determine your destiny. Speak up for sensitivity and a sense of humor. It is truly unfortunate that you use economics makes it obvious that you probably sexually repressed themselves. your opinions. This is the real message That is the biggest B.S. your position as an eminent brother to were either too young to remember or Wendi Kaplan (HR JR) "Sexually Repressed Girl" conveys. She Enough with the girl bashing defend your insecurities by nay-saying a had your head under a rock for most of does not offend me. She reminds me of though, the point is guys are scum journalist when you could be making a the "go-go" 1980s. (Considering the Someone defends Jason Smith what women can become when they let because you let us be. "positive contribution," as you say, to opinions expressed in your articles, I Hello, I thought you might like to hear family, friends and society control their We act like scum because you let campus life. Whatever that means. Not vote for the latter). from a personal friend of Jason Nathaniel fate. I know many women like her, who us get away with it. We can be jerks, that I care. The Reagan deregulatory mania did Smith. are striving to break free of this self­ and then say "I'm sorry" or better yet And by the way, if the goal of a force airlines and phone companies to Yes, Jason has friends. In fact, on a destructive behavior. At least if these "I love you" and we are off the hook. journalist is to inspire his readers to get their houses in order, true. But it personal level Jason's probably one of women can recognize themselves in this And if guys are scum, so are girls think and act - does that mean that you paved the way for the savings-and-loan the kindest people I know, but let's not cartoon, they may be on the road to because they do all the sexist stuff aren't acting, or are you just not debacle, where bank presidents were go ruining his image. recovery. guys do, and they will never admit to thinking? overinflating the value of everything Amazingly enough, I too am one of So to all those feminists, liberals and it. You are not a man Mr. Kammarman. they owned (including, I suppose, bad those dreaded feminists. However, I other offended students who despise Girls, stop asking why and stand You're a clone. performance art) and listing them as realize that Jason's conservative views Jason Smith, I suggest you go talk to him up and earn the respect you so David Durst (AS SR) assets on their books so they could urge have some benefits for women. on the steps of the library on Thursdays rightfully deserve. Carl Meyer (EG SR) the FSLIC into insuring it. It allowed First of all, I am a civil engineering at noon. Stop taking the crap that we dish vermin like Vic Posner to use the assets major planning on a career in He is really not as evil as he seems. out and then maybe we will learn, Smith angers readers once again of a very profitable corporation (Sharon construction. You better believe there arc Even if you do not agree with him, he and see how childish we really are. I was sitting at my computer Tuesday Steel) to over innate his salary and buy very few women in the field of will probably make you laugh. You will And guys, try to respect women morning in between program runs, himself boats, and to leverage his construction. Yet, I do not believe feel much better releasing all of this more. Remember they are our sipping coffee and perusin.R The Review, buyouts of other companies so he could affirmative action will prove a real anger. mothers, grandmothers and our when I came across yet another priceless start the vampirism all over again, all the benefit to me in the end. You see, if a You may even become one of Jason sisters as well as the objects of our Jason N. Smith article. The sheer lack of while laying off workers to help pay off company hires me based on meeting Smith's personal friends. Scary thought, every desire. a defensible position in your article just his leveraging. It allowed Michael quotas, I will never be hired because I'm isn't it? about made me spit out my coffee. You Milken to move billions of dollars in the best person for the job. Caryn M. Bohn (EG SR) S. Matthew Neary is the assistant know, Jason, establishing an extreme junk bonds, forcing captive clients to buy I was not on the dean's I ist every news editor of The Review. A12 • THE REVIEW. November 2, 1993

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music," BY IEFF PEARLMAN says a senior who Editor in chief wishes to remain ony Bell isn't anonymous . " But one time I exactly one to was down there and they were complain. playing some interview with Dave Throughout his Roselle. I guess that's the appropriate T place to hear him." years at the university, the custodial staff member • As a psychologist at the Delaware has taken a lot of crap - literally - in Fam i I y Center, Dr. Dian a Terrell has havinl! to clean the Perkins Student Center suggested many ways to relieve stress. first floor men's bathroom. Long wattcs, a movie ... mayoe a JOg m tne From feces in the urinal (Bell: "That was park- all have shown to work in one way or pretty damn gross") to someone spreading another. diarrhea all over the toilet, walls and floors But going to the john? of a stall ("That wasn't a fun one"), Bell has "I would think reading in the bathroom is a seen, smelled and cleaned it all. way to manage stress," Terrell says . "The Still, just one gripe. bathroom is a place where you take care of "I can clean that place spotless, make it yourself, so it should be a pretty good release. n pretty and all- but if those vents aren't could be very relaxing to go in a clean bathroom opened, it's hell," Bell says. "Some students and take a bath." just stink that place up. Lammott duPont's bathrooms may not have "The vents- you need the vents." a place to take an actual bath, but they sure are Bell may make a good point about one clean. The modernized, metal sinks shine with a isolated pot spot, but as a whole Delaware custodian's fiercest rub of the mop, and even the bathrooms are more diverse than the grey-tiled spots directly below the toilets are Philadelphia Phillies roster: urine free. • Memorial Hall's first floor men's room Most importantly, the toilets flush with the smells like a freshly dumped batch of ferocity of a killer tidal wave. manure "They take really good care of the bathrooms • Lammot duPont's second floor women' s here," says Pete Carson, a graduate student. room is cleaner than a baby's butt. "But it ' d be good if they had one of those • The second floor men's room in Brown toilets with the water shooting out. That'd be Laboratory boasts three urinals, all with something neat to try." crusty, "I was started by Dallas Green • There's something special about Newark when he went here" puddle-shaped spots Hall's first·floor men's bathroom that underneath. makes it a great place to visit. • The first stall on the left of the third Oh, the white tile is very nice, and the floor Morris Library john has been men's urinals are always spotless. deemed a "homosexual only" zone, Still, it's something else. with infamous wall writings asking "They have THE nicest toilets," says "John to call Steve for good sex ." senior John McGoldrick. "They're clean, Anyway, the lavatory lore can go and they're really well kept. I haven't on forever, but for the first time had a chance to sit down, but from a ever The Review has ranked the stand-up view they're really great. I best and worst of Delaware highly recommend it." bathrooms. • The third floor men's bathroom The drum roll, please ... in the Morris Library serves two THE TOP POTS primary purposes. • WVUD's men's and First off, not even a tall glass of women's bathrooms may ice-cold orange juice can beat the smell like a combination joy of studying while releasing of smoke and feces, but the bowels. As senior Vic one intrinsic element Cividini says: "When you're in gives the campus radio a real hurry and need to get station the edge for studying done, it's great." top crapper. Secondly, ever since the Twenty-four hour bathroom has existed it's music. been known as a hot spot "It's a pretty good for homosexuals to meet. place to go," says Messages for gay men are W V U D scribed on the first stall employee wall, and rumor has it Darren Wright. the john is UD 's gay "People answer for The Love smoke there, Connection. but the • The Clayton music makes Hall women's rooms up for it, I are, simply put, guess." immaculate . From the "It's a really large, plush sofa near the good bathroom door to the body -length when they play see BATHROOMS page

DINING OUT ATC ·'lands- delicious dishes BY LIZ LARDARO true to life recreation of a 1940s historically mesmeri zing . the 1940s needed to eat, and there is Features Editor World War II base. Jeeps and Air Transport Command is not no doubt they would have loved· to sandbags decorate the outside decor just a room of replicas, though. [t have eaten at the restaurant that now and little red cans for soldier's stands as an archi tectural honor to a bears their unit 's name. cigarettes reading "Butts" line the universal network of war heroes and Perhaps they would have started Grade: A+ walkway entrance. heroines who gave as much as they with Air Transport Command's Air Transport Command The walls of the inside of the could to help the U.S . war effort. excellent French onion soup ($2.95) 143 N. DuPontHwy. building are made of sandbags piled In 1942, the U.S. war department or unique beer cheese soup ($2.95). New Castle, DE one on top of another. The floor is created a unit of officers whose job Or for an appetizer they may have composed of stones. Upon opening wa s to trans port supplies and chosen a $10.95 combination platter With Parent's Day right around the doorway, a single sandbag, held ·Am erican a ircraft where it was of ingredients including potato the comer, Air Transport Command by rope and attached to the door, needed. skins, zucchini, and calamari. is the ideal place to spend a little lifts into the air to create a true Headed by Genera l Harold They definitely would not have extra money and a lot of extra time authentic feeling of entering a World George, the Air Transport Command overlooked the crab stuffed enjoying what may be the best meal War II air base. unit grew to include over 85,000 mushrooms ($7.95), which are you '11 ever eat in this state. But the actual restaurant interior personnel and eventually reinforced served very hot and very tasty. If you can't already tell by its is basically modern, despite the an area over the Himalayas known Even if they didn't want an name, the restaurant, located about plethora of World War II as "The Hump." appetizer, they surely would have 10 miles Northeast of the paraphernalia along the walls and Back on th e homcfront in New loved the complimentary cheese · university, is much more than a just ceiling. From the wing of a Castle, was one of the headquarters bread that is brought to the table. · a restaurant. Japanese fi ghter plane to posters for the Air Transport Command Other things presented at the table THE REVI EW I Waller M . Eberz Situated next to New Castle Air Transport Command is more than just a restaurant. It resembles reading "Keep 'em flying is our endeavor working steadily, kno wn include a tray of simulated meat; Airport, the outside of Air Transport baule cry; Do your part for duty, as the Second Ferrying Group. from which the waitperson explains · • a somewhat true to life recreation of a World War II base. Command resembles a somewhat honor, country," the decor is Surely the flybo ys and flygals of see AIR page B4 ·

: I ~ Movie Madness November 2, 1993 • THE REVIEW. 82 Really stupid people need to get with the program

suicide because Oz.zy Osbourne told them to? mind to lie in the middle of the highway. that the movie clip is not going to solve the "If your child is influenced by anylhing I am now 22 years old. I think somewhere Only ooe wool po(!i into my head when I problem, it just takes any responsibility and 1/w Ge/'11! Simmons has 10 say, you' rt! jwl nol Commentary aroWld the age of about eight, I realized the hear about slWlts such as these- splat! bad JXJblicity off of Walt Disney Pic lUTes. doing your job as ar•cking parenl." coyote could fall off the cliff for the same Most likely, if cars are whizzing by you at But it's not their fault anyway. They're -Dennis Miller By Rachel reason that he could order from the Acme 80 miles an hour and you could potentially just the easiest target to blame. company and receive his package two touch them by sticking out your tongue, you We each have a brain. The purpose of it is In a previous Movie Madness colwnn. I Cericola secmds laler. will get injured or die. to function in a fairly coherent manner and criticized the movie industry for their They aren'treal. 1bere, you have been wamoo. Now you make decisions for ourselves. This would treannent of the public, saying they should Let me put this another way. cannot blame Walt Disney, Mickey Mouse, require thinking, something which I think "stop treating me like I have a craniwn the arrested f

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The Wilmington-based band's music is a mixture of hip-hop and ska-core that eggs-on the 'Dazed and crowd and sends them into just the right frenzy for the massive audience participation that's involved. confused' just that • Typical show atmosphere includes many unclaimable injuries from bodies colliding in Dazed and Confused characters, from the macho the mosh pit that's encouraged THE REVIEW I Siobhan Haines Richard Linklater football stars to the intellectual by the band. Gangster Pump lead singer K.C. Rhoads is taken for a ride during a performance at the Logan Gramercy Pictures goons to the awkward freshman, But Gangster Pump is not just House in Wilmington. Rhoads encourages people to throw things at him during performances. Grade: 8+ arc brilliantly portrayed . about music and mashing. A And they interact well. show might be comparable to a PolyGram Records' The Mighty their own houses. Paris. They sent us a playlist BY GLENN SLAVIN Throughout the night, all the three-ring circus. Mighty Bosstones. Dennis: So people that are saying that Plastique is number Entertainment Editor students cbntinually run into There's always the possibility Newark welcomed the band under 21 can come see us in a one. He wrote they can't get it If you've ever wondered why each other and unexpected a band member could get naked. this summer at the Stone relaxed atmosphere. With fine out of the tape deck. there may have been a marijuana relationships form. The senior Enough said. Balloon, but they're interested food and refreshment. Vince: They requested it and we shortage in the 80s, it's because quarterback befriends a gawky There's the "word of the in getting more shows in this sent it. those crazy high school kids in freshman and hang together for night," which could be anything area. Review: Why should people Jeremy: We're working on a 1976 smoked more dope than the most of the night. from an inside band joke to For now, traveling to want to travel to sec you deal with Visa Records. entire population of Jamaica. The film was also a lot of something completely twisted, Wilmington is well worth the 12 perform? K.C.: Really? They had to. They were in the laughs, mos tly depending on but the normal audience mile adventure. Just talking to Jeremy: Because we put on a midst of a sexual revolution and what state of mind you're in response is usually a hearty the band is an experience not to show. Review: What kind of crowds the ridiculous clothes they wore when you see it. As the poster "F••k you Gangster Pump," a be forgotten. Vince: It sounds like nobody do you usually draw? practically guaranteed they says, "See it with a bud." criticism which is always else around here. Vince: Hot college babes. wouldn't get laid. One of the more ironic scenes welcomed by the band. Review: Aren't you guys K.C.: And we go off. Dennis: Everything from Such is the basic plot for in the film came during a The band consists of K.C. psyched to be in The Review? Dennis: It's high energy, preppies to dirtballs. We have a Dazed and Confused. discussion on the monotony of Rhoads on vocals, Vince Jeremy: Are a lot of college contemporary music . very loyal crowd. The film follows an entire the 70s, as the group was Kilpatrick on bass, Jeremy babes going to read it? John: Because Vince gets K.C.: They've hung with us high school in Texas on the last passing around a joint. Green on drums, Jeff Zarge (AS Everybody: Hot college naked. more than any other local band. day of school in an effort to get They collectively decided that JR) on keyboards and Dennis babes .. . Dennis: Because before each The band is only 50 percent of drunk, stoned and laid. And not the 80s would be more exciting Schofield (AS FR) and John Dennis: That's the only reason show, we cruise nursing homes it. necessarily in that order. and since they would be in their Camp on guitars. we're doing it. and pop colostomy bags on John: It takes two to make an Done in the same style 20s, it would be even a bigger This band has carried a stage. omelette. Richard Linklater used for party than the time in which they reputation that might scare most Review: You guys have played K.C.: Also the majority of American Graffiti, Dazed presently exist. people, but usually packs a once at the Stone Balloon. Are people that come to see us so Review: Are you more of a live focuses on the different social If they only knew. diverse crowd wherever they you coming back to Newark? far, come to see us again. band? levels and hierarchy of high But the reason to sec Dazed is play. Dennis: We're trying to get John: We're like Hall and Jeremy: It ' s two different school. the nostalgia factor. About every They've also embarked on booked at parties down there. Oates. things. The senior males, armed with 20 years people start longing for three separate mini-tours, Review: Why? Dennis: Playing live is like us thick wooden paddles, go all the past. After all American including a performance with Vince: We want people to trash Review: Are the shows too doing covers of our own songs. over town in search of incoming Graffiti, a film about the "wild" violent? K.C.: The live shows are freshman. Once caught, the times of youth culture in the 50s, Dennis: We've always had definitely the excitement I freshman receive a severe came out in the 70s. slam dancing, but never had one think. beating and then get drunk with And the movie will just bring big fight. the seniors. back intoxicant induced Vince: One big happy family . Review: What factors make a The senoir women intiate the memories for those who good show? incoming freshmen girls by remember the 70s and even more, Review: What's the band trying K.C.: Blood, spit and beer. pouring various condiments on for those who were, well, dazed• to concentrate on now? Jeremy: I guess playing the them and forcing them to and confused. ; Dennis: Songwriting and music comes dead last. propose to strange guys. It Bell-bottoms, assorted drug• outdoing ourselves with the live seemed like some kind of paraphernalia, Alice Cooper's: shows. • bizarre, drug induced sorority School's Out and War' s Low• Vince: Making some money. Currently Gangster Pump is ritual. Rider are just some of the: John: Ordering our Italian working on a seven inch single In between these beatings and aspects of the 70s this flick• sports cars. due out by Christmas. There's rituals, the movie basically awakes from the dead. : also a full length tape, titled follows a group of guys driving Mostly, it reminds of a .time• Review: I've heard that you Bob, on its way soon. around town doing bong hits in when kids smoked a little too: guys arc on the charts in So if you're craving the their low riders and occasionally much pot, drank a little too• Europe. Where and how did that sounds of what Schofield calls stopping to get a beer out of much beer and were way too: happen? "Pantera meets Paul Simon," their fully stocked trunk. open with their sexuality. THE REVIEW I File Photo K.C.: We're number one on the than take a little open-minded What made this movie And maybe that could be the ; Gangster Pump's (left to right) john Camp, jeff Zarge, jeremy playlist in France. dive into the Gangster Pump entertaining is the wonderful reason we are longing to bring · Green (bending) K.C. Rhoads, Vince Kilpatrick and Dennis Jeremy: In some suburbs of scene. character definition. All the them back. · Schofield (top). Dylan's latest album goes right

World Gone Wrong But unlike his familiar 1992 Good mean to him, is just vintage Bob original which rivals the sheer Bob Dylan As I've Been To You folk covers, Dylan. poetry of Tangled up in Blue or Isis. Columbia Dylan digs in the archives of But for at least a couple of tracks, It seems Dylan's mission now is to Grade: A- obscurity to create an album that Dylan should take some of his. angst revive and expand on his influences. says everything Dylan has been and passion and come up with So we'll leave it up to BY GLENN SLAVIN saying his whole career without any another original tune . contemporary folk artists, such as Entertainment Editor actual lyrics written by the legend Dylan's original lyrics are nothing John Wesley Harding, of whom What drives listeners to Dylan is himself. short of poetry and it would be good Dylan is the primary influence, to what drives them insane. If only Dylan could put as much to get some of that. remake something like Idiot Wind. At the age of 150, Dylan is the emotion in his voice as he does There is nothing elaborate about But let him rest. He served his last remaining original rebel, a writing about the songs he uses in this album. It's the simplicity that time. throwback to . a time when the liner notes. helps highlight it's raw power. There is no question Dylan has conformists got shot and expression " ... before Charlie Chaplin, before Just Dylan, a guitar, an occasional broke out of his Award Show came in the form of music. the Wild One, before the Children of harmonica riff and a lot of feeling . appearances and is back creating And although Dylan's voice was the Sun - before the celestial All the songs, except for Stack A music right from his heart. never necessarily harmonious, he grunge, before the insane world of Lee, are fairly obscure. Any die-hard And unti I Dylan reaches the age certainly remains faithful to himself, entertainment exploded in our faces Dylan fan will appreciate his choice where he no longer can create music his music and his influences. ... ,"Dylan writes in reference to Two in songs, even if it's hard to any more, we'll just let him drive us His latest effort, World Gone Soldiers. understand the lyrics underneath into blissful insanity with his Wrong, is a tribute to folk artists of His anti-establishment sentiments, Dylan's whining and rasping. prophetic wheezing. THE REVIEW I File Phorb yore. when describing what the songs We may never hear a Dylan Bob Dylan's new album isn't so new. There's n~ thrashy guitar or hefty drum -just folk music. ' Tom Waits' newest a festival of gruft The Black Rider He is the master of ceremonies carnival of 20 fantastic and unusual, it sounds as though he's It's a non-s top carousel ride that Tom Waits for this wild experiment in musical wondrous attractions all for our laying the soundtrack for some keeps gaining speed, leaving your Island and lyrical genius. amusement. bizarre Tim Burton movie. head spinning with a big grin. Grade: A Waits has been overlooked for Waits has the rare ability to use rAin' t No Sin is complemented Tom Waits could be the coolest BY RACHEL CERICOLA his diverse talent. He has created his unearthly gruff vocals and by guest vocalist William guy on earth. Assistant Enterta inment Editor many first rate albums, including twisted brain to put together a Burroughs (author of The Naked In the liner notes, Waits gives "Ladies and genJ/emen, Harry's The Heart of Saturday Night and compilation of innovative tunes. Lunch), who pops up in numerous thanks and praises for inspiration. Harbour Bizarre is proud to Bone Machine. He puts himself into a musical highlights, taking on many roles He refers to hi s stage work with presenl, under the Big Top tonight, He recorded a sinister version of category where he reigns king and including lyricist. director Robert Wilson, Human Oddities. That's right, the Seven Dwarfs' Heigh lio for there's no such thing as a worthy Wicked. proclaiming him the warped you' II see The Three Headed Baby, the Disney compilation Stay subject. It's an evil test of musical and mentor for this project. you' II see Hitler's brain, see Lea Awake. Black Box Theme uses his lyrical abnormalities, with a mish­ " Wilson' s stage images had Graff the German midget who sat He even went psychotic as a warped symphony, which is mash of horns, srrings and obscure allowed me to look through inJ.P. Morgan's lap ." mental prisoner of the prince of dominant on the majority of the lyrics. windows into a dusting beauty that Thus begins the screams of darkness in Bram Stroker's album. This sampling creates a weird, changed my eyes and my ears THE REVIEW I File Pharo Lucky Day Overture and Tom Dracula. 'The use of insttuments, such as almost frightening carnival image, permanently." Tom Waits comes up big with his latest Waits ' soundtrack for the theater On his recent album, Waits the french hom, bassoon and cello, with its mutated clowns and side 11lanks for returning the favor. release, The BM:k Rider. production The Black Rider. mutates and presents a freakish create something so original and show freaks.

( . 84. THE REVIEW. November 2, 1993 Bathrooms aplenty at Delaware 'Gettysburg' relived continued from page 81 - without a doubt - the worst. the floor was one of the objects in Period. Boy Scout scavenger hunt, this mirror, it's a pot-dweller's dream. The entire room smells like a bathroom would be the home of baules and emotions of famous and GettysbW"g shows both sides at their The rooms even smell nice, an big puddle of urine, quite possibly hundreds of little pre-pubescent ~~I obscure soldiers at the epic horoable best. element many students and because that's what sits Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Tumer Pictures Inc. engagement. Martin Sheen's performance as faculty members consider a key underneath the two urinals and wanna-bes. Grade: A This is raw battle, valor, honor, Coofederal.e hero Gen. Robert E. U:e bathroom factor. two toilets. "It's not a nice place," Hatcher vicu.y. defeaL may hd some of the general's well­ ••A rose-type of smell would be The brown tiled floor is almost says. BY RICH CAMPBELL But there's enough drama and even known charisma. He makes up for it, nice." says Alice McCommons, a never clean, and paper towels and • University President David P. Catributng frilor a touch of hUillOC between fighting to though, in portraying Lee's honor, senior secretary in the student toilet paper somehow manage to Roselle makes a ton of money. Six score and ten years ago, two salisfy the battle weary. faith and introo)3C~Ction . center. "You can't have a bad stick themselves everywhere. lives in a UD-supplied house and armies met in a sleepy 1\mnsylvania Based on the historical novel 'The On the Union side, Col. stench." As if that's not bad enough, the drives his own blue and gold car. town. Killer Angels" by Michael Shaara and Chamberlain. whose heroic defense of l' Clayton Hall doesn't. toilet flushes are punily pathetic So obviously, this is a guy with Three days later, the Civil War's shot oo location, Gettysburg blends Little Round Top finished out the pe­ THE CRAPPERS - sort of like Pee Wee Herman a pretty nice personal potty, fale had been sealed. verifiable history with educated intermission JUt, is instantly likeable Unfortunately, one of college arm wrestling against Hulk right? Now, through the guidance and guesswork in creating realistic as played by Jeff Daniels. life's down points is a dirty Hogan. Not quite. funling of media m:>gul Ted Turner, dialogue. Turning Southward, Richard bathroom. "It's pretty shitty," says senior Roselle's bathroom In an epic $20 millioo movie allfmps to Scenes in both camps reveal the Jordan's ponrayal of Confederate Ask any UD custodian, and Mike Middaugh. "I wouldn't want Hulllhen Hall is disappointingly re-create those summer days in spectrum of txutlefield temperaments Brig. Gen. Lewis A. Armistead they'll openly tell you students to spend any time there. It doesn't boring - perhaps less thrilling Gettysburg. and emotions. There are those with rallying the troops to most of their are bigger slobs than Oscar the look like the floor was cleaned in than a Seattle-Cleveland double It succeeds. fiery zeal for their country and Llx>se deaths and his own fatal wound stands Grouch. a long time." header. The yellow-tiled walls are More than tha1. it stirs the heart. for whom the war experience has as one of the most poignant and ...,. "They'll eat and throw up on • As an employee at the student urine colored but hardly inspiring, Gettysburg has been billed tby nearly obliterated such faith in "the moving war lnnCS on film. .. purpose," says Student Center center info desk, Carla Hatcher is and the American Standard bowl many as the most authentic Civil War cause". While some will take offense at the ,. often asked where to go for the is the same one found in every Unlike other recent Civil War film movie's compll'alive sympathy for the custodian Willie McDaniels. movie ever. ~ "They write on the walls too best of everything. bathroom across campus. As such, tOO;e rot interested in that offerings, Glory and Ken Bum's The South, others will rejoice that the Rebs much. and we always have to Ice Cream? Scott's on Maine "It's nothing exciting," says great conflict, American history or Civil War PBS series, this film does have finally been given a fair shake. clean it up." Street. Flo Barron, Roselle's secretary. men and the military should stay not spend much time on the war's This is pll'lly because Gettysburg With 15,000+ students who Beer? The Stone Balloon. She's right. away. central issue of slavery. does not interpret or analyze the hardly list cleanliness as a major Bathroom? Uhm ... Despite the massive messiness There's no filler here, no rcmanrlc Whereas these tenled more toward reasons for the War Between the concern, piss on the toilet and "The ones across from the and disgustingly distinguishable subplots, no transplanting of 90s Union sympathies and Gone With StaleS. crap on the floor are likely reference room In the library detestment of some Delaware culture iiUo the past. the Wind (lf such a romance stxlukl It simply shows as realistically as occurrences- especially at these are gross," she says. "They're bathrooms, Bell realizes that Instead, thousands of re-enactors even be mentioned in the same possible three days which forever places: filthy all the time." without slobs, he's out of a job. and top-notch actors animate the category) glorifies the Old South, changed our nation. • The men's bathroom on the Actually, "disgusting" is a "All that messiness," he says, first floor of Memorial Hall is better word. If wet toilet paper on "is my security." Stepping up to a new fitness level incorrectly. in your class." An exercise machine takes you One problem, he says, occurs And still other students when users lean too much on the prefer to avoid step exercises all nowhere fast ... except to better side support bars. together. "The biggest problem we Scott Smith, a sophomore, see," Keudell says, "is a lot of says, "I'd rather spend my 20 health. people will lock their elbows minutes lifting weights or doing BY RACHEL ESKENAZI high impact sports because it out. some other sport." Staff Reporter places less stress on the knees. "What that does is put too While some people remain After years of experiencing According to Stacy Hopkins, much stress on the elbow joints, unimpressed with the what some experts call "shin co-owner of local gym High and is more likely to lead to Stairmaster, new equipment splints" and "sore butt," some Energy, "Jogging's tough on injury down the road. based on the machine's exercise oriented gym goers your joints, this machinery is "The second problem is with technology has recently found a have found a new way to stay in easier on your body ." people supporting their weight place on the market and in local shape. For this reason, Lisa on their arms," he says. "What gyms. For some, hitting the Kosanovich, a sophomore and this can do is reduce the The Crossaerobics machine, pavement is no longer a fitness assistant at Harrington efficiency of the workout by up made by Stairmaster, can be desirable exercise option and the Fitness Center, says she finds to 30 percent." found at High Energy and, fitness crazes of the 80s have the Stairmaster "better than The goal for using the according to Hopkins, is the been replaced by a variety of running." Kosanovich, who Stairmaster, he says, is not to only one of its kind within a 100 cardiovascular exercise uses the machine four to five use the side bars at all, but to mile radius of the Newark area. machines. times a week, says she likes the swing the arms while stepping. Calling it "the best piece of One of these, known by its machine because it gives a good Keudell says exercisers who aerobic equipment ever made," brand name, the Stairmaster, is cardiovascular workout. take "illy bitty" steps on the Hopkins says she likes the causing many people around the Freshman Tonja Werkman Stairmaster are also cheating machine because it combines an country to leave jogging shoes says she finds the Stairmast~r themselves of a more complete aerobic workout with lifting behind for a simulated stepping provides a great cardiovascular workout because the point of weights. experience. workout as well as a break in her aerobic exercise is to utilize the Like the Stairmaster, The Stairmaster works in a exercise routine. body's large muscle· groups. Crossaerobics is a step­ variety of ways. A user first "Instead of ·running," This way, he says, one can simulating machine, except for steps onto the two steps, enters Werkman. says, "I like to do burn more calories, force the the fact that it requires the user his or her weight into the something different." heart to pump more blood and to follow a step routine while in machine and chooses a workout C .J. Keudell, fitness ultimately allow the body to a semi-reclined position. level, pace and duration. coordinator at Carpenter Sports bum fat. Adjusting the weights allows A user can choose from a Building, says that aside from Of course, the Stairmaster is adjustment of the pace at which manual program, in which he or providing a workout that is safer not for everyone. Step aerobics, the step levers can be moved. she regulates the workout, a for the knee joints, the like the Stairmaster, provides a The heavier the weights are set, random program, in which the Stairmaster is also safer for the cardiovascular workout in the slower the user can go. The machine regulates the workout back. addition to toning muscles in the lighter the weights are set, the or a variety of other machine If used properly, the thigh and buttock region. faster the movement. regulated programs such as Stairmaster should not place the And, according to aerobics The Gauntlet, another "pikes peak" or "roller coaster." strain on the back that is often instructor Nicole Dandrea, step Stairmaster invention, resembles The user also chooses a level caused by cycling. For this aerobics "adds more fun to a mini-escalator and involves a of intensity. The levels range reason , Keudell says the working out." climbing action. from level one (easy) to level Stairmaster can be used even if Dandrea says some people Like the Stairmaster, it allows ten (advanced). the user has had a back injury. prefer step aerobics over the the user to select the workout For many, the Stairmaster is He adds, however, that the Stairmaster because "you have speed and , provides a THE REVIEW I Dan ). Brzoska preferred over running or other Stairmaster is frequently used The Stairmaster gives students a chance to lose weight while going music, motivation, plus people cardiovascular workout. nowhere fast.

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Hens in Last another second '· . heart nail-biter ...... stopper end~ right • . BY RON PORTER ~E&tor Maine placekicker Tom for ·He·ns Dadmun should have known after his opening kick -off that BY MEGAN MCDERMOTI Sports Editor it was going to be a bad day. Dadmun's kick went out of The Delaware football team was ahead 21-19 over bounds at the right sideline, '' ·' giving Delaware the ball on Maine with five seconds their own 35-yard line. remaining in the game when The Hens (6-2, 4-2 Yankee Black Bear placekicker Tom Conference) then drove 65 Dadmun had a chance to win yards and scored on a 28-yard the game with a 30-yard run by senior halfback Lanue field goal. Johnson to put Delaware on "To be quite honest with the board firsL you. I really didn't think he But that was only the had a chance to make it," beginning of Dadmun's said Delaware senior problems. cornerback Scott Acker. "He Late in the fourth quarter had missed too many. His Maine had a chance to win, confidence was shot." and they called on Dadmun. Dadmun didn' t make it. The score was 21-19 Hens, The kick that went wide and the Black Bears put right made Dadmun 0-3 on together an impressive drive to field goal attempts in the get themselves into field goal THE REVIEW /Walter M. Eben and Maximillian Gretsch Hens' 21-19 win Saturday at raruze. Top right: Freshman halfback Norman Coleman ends up on the bottom of the pile against Maine in Saturday's 21·19 Delaware win. Delaware Slad.iunl., .' -...... _....- · Dadmun set the spot and Coleman rushed for 123 yards, 79 of which came on a touchdown run. Top left: Freshman midfielder Beth Hatt looks to score on a Maine defensive tackle stepped back. penalty kick in Sunday's 2-1 win over SUNY-Stony Brook. Above: Junior right wing Jeff Mitchell battles with West Chester's Glenn Mike Adamets set up the The ball was hiked, set and McClelland for the loose puck in Friday night's 5·2 win. Although the rain dampened most of the games this weekend, many went on as field goal attempt when he kicked- wide right. planned. The homecoming attendance for the Delaware-Maine game was 18,399, but only about.10,000 were in the wet and cold see ENDING page B6 see HENS page B6 stands. •' ,. Because the hockey team are always in perfect condition. Sports in needs the money. So how does hockey survive '. Why? despite their lack of nearly ,· Review ~ . Because they don't get any everything? Delaware ice hockey skates ,. from the university. They rely on the one thing By Meredith In fact, they have to pay the they do have . Something that Glazar university for their ice time, buy isn't free, but isn't paid for in their own equipment and fund all dollars. to 5-2 win over West Chester of their travel expenses. Hard work. The team members have to pay The team works hard every BY MEREDITH GLAZAR Delaware Coach Shawn Garvin our better defensemen, so we Ice hockey dues to support the team and practice and every game and in Assistant Sports Editor said. "We kept the intensity up just ended up busting our butts they even have to sell between raises money and makes Senior left wing Rom the whole time." the entire game." advertisements in the media sacrifices for the good of the Porcino's third-period goal Five minutes into tl)e game, But in the third period, the needs guide to pay for its publication. team. was the icing on the cake. the puck emerged from a Rams picked up their offense To top it off, there isn't any This dedication is seen in For the Delaware ice hockey crowd in front of the net. to score two goals. scholarship money for playing every check, every goal, every team, the shot sealed a 5-2 win The puck traveled from We ' ve got a lot of new hockey. save and every face off by the over West Chester Friday senior right wing Mark Buell faces," Rams Coach Bill Wei! helping School-supported sports have fans that turn out expecting a For Porcino, it was the to sophomore defenseman said. all of these things: equipment, a great game. perfect end to a game against Chuck Oese before crossing "This was only our second place to practice and play, This is not to say that athletes his old team . . the goal line off Bergey ' s game together as a team." hand uniforms, media services, on school sponsored teams are "I think it made me play stick . West Chester's first goal scholarships - the list goes on. not devoted to their sport. harder," said Porcino, who "I didn ' t have to do occurred five minutes into the But with the exception of But there's just something also had two assists. anything but redirect the third period. Every Friday night, from football and men's basketball, about hockey that makes people The final goal, which came puck," Bergey said. "I got beat to my stick side . ) October to February, well over these sports have little auendence pack into the tiny Gold Arena mid-way through the third With seven minutes to go in on a breakaway," said 500 students come out to root for outside of a few parents and each weekend to see a sport that period, went between the legs the first period, Bergey scored Delaware senior goalkeeper the home team. friends of players. the administration doesn' t seem of West Chester goalkeeper again on a one-timer to put Tim Caum. In return, the university not All of these students could be to care about. Ken Lawless. Delaware ahead 2-0. The Rams ' second goal was I spending their weekend in any only gets money from renting ice But that doesn't really matter "It was a race to the puck," "Rom passed to me on the scored on a power play with .',· way they choose - within the time to its own team, but it also when the love ,or the sport is Porcino said. "I happened to faceoff and I s hot it in ," he 24 seconds left in the game. gets the publicity that comes with there. .',• constraints of the Newark social get a better position and I just said. Caum, who recorded 29 saves, ., ... scene- but they're all watching having a No. 11 nationally Or, in the words of junior shot low." Delaware dominated the stopped the puck twice before ., a school sporting event. ranked team bearing its name. defenseman Brian Albert, "The Junior center Jason Bergey entire game, never allowing missing the third shot. It's not football. The hockey team plays only thing we're missing is the kicked off the scoring for the Rams to catch up . The Hens defeated Lehigh It's not basketball. wearing mismatched socks, torn funds." Delaware (4-0-2) with two "When we play this well as Sunday night 7-5 . And it's not free. pants, and frayed skates. power-play goals in the first a team, nobody can beat us," Delaware plays Towson Yes, students have to pay to School sponsored sports have Meredith Glazar is an assis tant period. Bergey said. State Friday at 8 p.m . in the watch the Delaware ice hockey more-than-adequate outfitting sports editor for The Review and "We jumped on them fast," "We were missing two of Gold Arena. team play. and facilities. is very happy just watching ice Why? Their uniforms all match and hockey every day.

f 86. THE REVIEW. November 2, 1993 Meadows scores; men still lose 2-1 to Patriots BY K.C. DEll MATER about 14 minutes left in the first "[Cormeir] came to the corner, Staff Reporter half, when Meadows scored on the defender went to defend the After 680 minutes and eight Delaware's first penalty shot of the cross, he then came baseline and games the Delaware men's soccer season. beat me near-post," Mason said. team finally scored in the 2-1 loss Delaware had a fast break and "We need to make scoring to Vermont Sunday. sophomore forward Jeff Northey opportunities and convert them to Senior forward Cheyney was tackled from behind by a points," Samonisky said. Meadows, playing in his final Vermont defender as the ball was "We have been competitive in home game, scored on a penalty about to go out of bounds, giving our conference in all except for shot at a muddy Delaware Field. Meadows the shot. one game." "I did not know it was that long The game was full of penalties. " Delaware played better than since we scored," Meadows said. Delaware (2-15-1, 0-6 North their record reflects. It's been a Vermont defender John Atlantic Conference) had 18, one-goal game every year," said Coughlin scored the first goal of Vermont had 20, and each had a Vermont Coach Ron McEachen. the game with 19 minutes yellow card. Meadows had an optimistic remaining in the first half. "I think we played with view of a discouraging season. Coughlin was 25 yards out, when enthusiasm and that lends itself to "I'm disappointed with the loss, he settled a pass and sent it past the physical," Delaware Coach but you have to look for the bright junior goalkeeper Stuart Mason. Marc Samonisky said. spots," said Meadows. "Even though we are losing we With eight minutes remaining in "Vermont was supposed to give are earning respect," said Mason, the game, forward Jesse Cormeir us a lot of problems. The field THE REVIEW I Walter M. Ebcrz who had 11 saves. gave Vermont the lead on an assist conditions helped to equalize the Delaware junior goaltender Stuart Mason makes a slippery save in Sunday's 2-1 loss to Vermont. The Hens tied the score with by Coughlin. game." Women's soccer wins over Vermont Hens' Coleman shines continued from page 85 rushing, burst through and eluded all would-be tacklers. BY MICHAEL LEWIS kick, and Hatt broke in from the 1) came out very fast. really only trying to put the ball on Delaware escaped another close Staffllleponer "Daryl Brown did a nice job right side and drove a header past With only two minutes gone by in net." battle and Dadmun missed his third It was wet. diving Patriots goalkeeper Annaya the half, Stony Brook forward Sunday's goal marked another kicking the comer out and all I saw attempt of the day at three poiniS. was daylight and I used my speed to It was sloppy. Callahan. Rebecca Aig beat freshman goalie Delaware record for Hendrickson. ''To be quite honest with you, I The field looked more like a mud "That was one of our set plays Melissa Kulp to a loose ball in the With 10 goals and 10 assists on the go all the way," said Coleman. really didn't think he had a chance," "I want to tell you something wrestling pit than a soccer field. that we work on in practi.ce," Hatt crease. Kulp, who leads the NAC in season, she is the first Hen to record said co-captain senior spread end But the Delaware women's soccer said. "We'd been working on it for a goals against average, could not stop double figures in both categories in about this guy," said Delaware Coach Scott Acker. "He had missed too Tubby Raymond nodding toward team didn't seem to mind, as the while, and today it finally clicked." this one, and the ball slithered past the same year. many. His confidence was shot." Hens rallied to defeat The State It was the ninth goal for Halt, a her, giving the Patriots a 1-0 lead. "I thought it was a very exciting Coleman, "I watched his high school The Hens' offensive highlight films and saw that he could really University of New York at Stony contender for North Atlantic But D e laware responded game, and I feel the whole team came late in the first quarter when Brook 2-1 Sunday at Delaware Conference rookie of the year, immediately. played well today," Delaware Coach run, but I wam 't sure if he was tough freshman halfback Norman Coleman, enough to play here. I didn't know if Field. putting her fourth on the Delaware One minute after Aig's goal, Scott Grzenda said. "I think when making his second start, simply took Delaware freshman midfield all-time scorinl! list. junior forward Kristi Hendrickson Kristi scored. the momentum reallv he could learn to block." everyone by surprise. Coleman had a key block on the sensation Beth Hatt broke a 1-1 tie From the start, the Hens (11-5-1, took a pass from junior defender shifted in our favor." As the rain pourea oown Coleman with 20 minutes left in the game to 0-3-1 NAC) attacked relentlessly, Suzie Schmidt and blasted a shot "We were really motivated for first score by Delaware when burnt up the muddy turf and rumbled Johnson took a Langan pitch to the put the Hens ahead for good. but were unable to break through, over Callahan's shoulder. this game after our loss Thursday," 79 yards for a touchdown. Freshman midfielder Stephanie and the first half ended scoreless. "I was in the box, someone put Hendrickson added. "We came out right side and ran towards the Sophomore quarterback Keith endzone. Schoening sent the ball flying The second half was much t\ghter the ball on my foot, and I just turned and did what we wanted to do, and it Langan handed off to Coleman at the towards the far post on a corner than the first, and the Patriots (5-10- and shot," Hendrickson said. "I was was a real big win for us." The Black Bear linebackers Delaware 21 and Coleman did the followed the play and Coleman rest. delivered a hard block to one As he approached the line of defender. It was enough to allow scrinunage, the Black Bear offensive Johnson access to the endzone. line looked as if they had sucked "I'm just delighted to have won Coleman up. this game," said Raymond. "Maine Teamwork pays Then, out of the pile of Maine played the best game they possibly defenders, Coleman, 12 for 123 yards for volleyball could." BY SARA HAUFF and UConn, the Hens were patient Ending not comfortable Anisrant Spats Eciror in winning their points and set the Since the beginning of the year, pace of the match. continued from page 85 Robert Tubbs, who struggled for the Hen volleyball players came 1bey used careful placement and four yards before being pulled down together and slapped hands after teamwork rather than rushing the prevented Delaware senior Brian by sophomore linebacker Josh every volley - whether or not they hits. Meyers from getting the punt off, Mastrangelo and Acker. won the point "If [the Hens) keep steady giving Maine a first down on the Maine's final play, at third down­ In other words, they supported control of the game and play at their Delaware 35 with one minute and 53 and 14 yards to go, ended with a 13- each other like a team. own tempo they play well," Viera seconds remaining in the game. yard pass from Colon to wide This team cohesiveness was said. Then the Hen defense - and a receiver Steve Cates, who - evident in Delaware's play this "If [Delaware] tries to do things little luck for Delaware- took untouched by Delaware - lost his weekend. too quickly, ·they lose control of the over, as the Hens held Maine to 11 footing in the mud and skidded Delaware won the first Blue Hen game." yards over the next six plays. along the sideline immediately after Invitational Volleyball Tournament In the founh game of the UConn "When the time came, [the catching the ball. ~ defeating LaSalle, Morgan State, match, the Hens changed the tempo defense) made the big plays and won One yard shy of a first down; Syracuse and UConn at the to fight back from 11-15, 12-15 the ball game," said Delaware Coach Dadmun tried for a field goal, but Carpenter Sports Building. losses in the third and founh games. Tubby Raymond. the slippery ball went wide right. "We wanted [the win) bad. The The Hens kept their intensity up "I felt the pressure was more on "We didn't put touchdowns up cl~pping of hands brings us during their fLfth game with a 15-13 them than on us," Acker said. "They when we should have and we didn't together," said sophomore seller come-from-behind win over a team had to move the ball against us. We make field goals when we should Nikki Brassell. that beat Delaware 3-Q a month ago. had stopped them in that territory have," said Maine Coach Jack In addition, the Hens defense "It' s a team effort. We before." Cosgrove. was especially on during the communicated very well. They The Delaware defense came Dadmun's first field goal attempt tournament. helped each other out there. That's together at the end to seal the victory with Maine (3-5, 2-4 Yankee) down "We had our best defensive what being a team is· all about," for the Hens (6-2, 4-2 Yankee 21-12 went wide- a 37-yarder in playing of the year," Viera said. Viera said. Conference). the first half, following two missed' UConn Coach Ellen Crandall The Hens also exhibited intense On the first play of the Black extra point attempts. Orner said, "My team couldn't concentration as they consistently Bears' drive, quarterback Emilio He missed another field goal handle Delaware's defense oriented whipped serves over the net. Colon handed the ball to fullback early in the second half. team." The Hens played this weekend Steve Knight, who was quickly "We didn't put up the points to Delaware junior Jennifer Stock like they did at the end of last stopped by seniors defensive tackle come through," said Colon. "That's consistently hit powerful projectile season when they won the NAC Matt Morrill and linebacker Mike all it came down to." serves that just missed the top of the title. Punchin' Postman Bandish with a gain of two yards. net Every player on the team If you read The Review two issues ago you might recall a A similar fate awaited tailback Although Delaware (16-12, 1-Q contributed to Delaware's win. story about Tony Thornton, a postman from New Jersey, who North Atlantic Conference) played "We're peaking in our season a very physical game, especially and these wins are confidence was fighting for the IBF super-middle-weight title against against Big East teams Syracuse lxxlstm for us," Stock said. James Toney. In that fight Thornton went all 12 rounds but lost , , ~~~e~ ~mrts in an unanimous decision. What a lo~g strange trip it's been.

'" ' ~ ' '" '" X-Country runs rampant in the mud The Delaware women's cross M "Going down hills, your feet Despite the 45-degree weather ~ne e country team finished second en are sliding a couple of feet each and rain-soaked terrain, first­ SC h ep .t' l Saturday, beating out Rutgers and time you land . place finisher Darby Reed of Drexel, but trailing St. Joseph's by 13 "It was sloppy and cold," he Duquesne smashed the existing said. course record of 25 minutes and poi,?~~t bad for a miserable rainy sli. p and The conditions made it a 55 seconds by 10 seconds. leads Hen day," said Delaware Coach Sue challenge fol' other runners as "No doubt I'd like to see him McGrath-Powell. well. on a dry track," said Delaware Senior Chris Carroll dropped Coach Jim Fischer. Senior Ellen Strickler finished first slie de to out in the middle of the race, Overall, Fischer said his team for Delaware - ft.fth overall- with a women time of 18 minutes and 53 seconds. after injuring his knee. competed well despite the '11lat's slower than I was running "I took a turn pretty hard," weather and absence of two top BY WENDY HAll last month," she said. "I'm a little • Carroll said. five runners, junior John Slaffll.epor!

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LAMATION VICE PRESIDENT'S PROC . nt . Assistants have an lmporta . s and Senior Reslden.t . , rtant because you do Resident Assts~an~h life of the University - tmpo t ed~cate your fellow and demanding role. to ~ demanding, because you mus much more than assist, an students. . . n role models. you a!e .trive to be responslbl~, can gbile upholding University As RAs you s rt with your residents w ssed the confused, expe~ted to mainta~nb:a~~~\ab\e to ens':tre that theu~:~~pus to assist them. policies. You mu~ esources aval\able on o dents to learn more and the curious. f~do~h=d~cationa\ opportunitie~d~~ro~tu to these significant You offer a v~ne and about others. In ad 'mic and persona\ lives. about themse ves . t manage your own aca e responst'b'l't' I I le s ' you mus merous. M os t h rewards are nu f h . e demands are great, t e im act on the lives o t e . . .whtl~ t~he knowledge that you hav~ t': esta~\ish environments . whe~e slgntflcant .•s ou interact. You ~or ndertaken . .RAs ar.e t e students With whom y d academic pursutts can be u t the Universtty of RA Week diversity is va\ued B;"g and Residence Life pro~ra~ n ~f the University and Surrounded by a group of undergraduate resident assistants (RAs)~ represent­ heart of the Housm. . tly to the overa\\ miSSIO Delaware. You contnbute grea ing the 1BO across campus, Stuart Sharkey, vice president of student affairs, the quality of life for students. b 1-8 1993, "RA signs a proclamation designating Nov. 1-B as RA Appreciation Week. b declare Novem er ' d he In the proclamation~ Sharkey salutes RAs, stating they play utm important 1 ~ li~ht o~he~; :"~~~~~i~~~ ~~~:rt~nce t~yf !~~~~ th~~~i~s~ron:. and demanding role in the life of the University. n Each hall plans its Appreclatton e~ b those of you who curren own event during this week. From left (seated) are Inez Reynolds, contributions ma e Y ~ ~~ Sharkey and lfelaine Lane; and (standing) are Leigh Drachman, Leah Lavalle, Joe Seay, Leslie Taliaferro, Steve Eisenbrey, ~h~~~; -~ Wendy Simms, Chris Whitcoe, Signe Clayton and Laurie Eck. Vice President Student Life

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