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You are here, finally! If you’ve been meaning to find a little information on the region, but never quite got around to it, we hope that the following will help. If you look at We wish you a warm the maps on this page, you will note that PV (as the locals call it) is on the west coast of Mexico, smack in the middle of the Bay of Banderas - Welcome one of the largest bays in this country - which includes southern part of the state of Nayarit to the north and the northern part of Jalisco to the south. Thanks to its privileged location -sheltered by the Sierra Madre mountains- the Bay is well protected against the hurricanes spawned in the Pacific. Hurricane Kenna did come close on October 25, 2002, but actually touched down in San Blas, Nayarit, some 200 kms north of PV. The town sits on the same parallel as the Hawaiian Islands, thus the similarities in the climate of the two destinations.

AREA: 1,300 sq. kilometers that can only be boarded there. They have pre-fixed rates yet, if you have a “bank card”, withdraw funds from your POPULATION: 350,000 inhabitants per passenger. City cabs are yellow or white, and charge by account back home. Try to avoid exchanging money at CLIMATE: Tropical, humid, with an average of 300 sunny the ride, not by passenger. When you ask to go downtown, your hotel. Traditionally, those offer the worst rates. days per year. The temperature averages 28°C (82°F) and the remember that your fare covers the ENTIRE central area, so WHAT TO DO: Even if your all-inclusive hotel is everything rainy season extends from late June to early October. make sure you are brought to the main plaza! Pick up a free you ever dreamed of, you should experience at least a FAUNA: Nearby Sierra Vallejo hosts a great variety map, and insist on your full value from the driver! Note the little of all that Vallarta has to offer - it is truly a condensed of animal species such as iguana, guacamaya, deer, number of your taxi in case of any problem, or if you forget version of all that is Mexican and existed before «Planned raccoon, etc. something in the cab. Then your hotel or travel rep can help Tourist Resorts», such as Cancun, Los Cabos and Ixtapa, SANCTUARIES: Bahía de Banderas encloses two Marine you check it out or lodge a complaint. were developed. Millions have been spent to ensure that National Parks - Los Arcos and the Marieta Islands - where Uber has also been available in PV for the past year or so. the original “small town” flavor is maintained downtown, in diving is allowed under certain circumstances but fishing of Download their app in your smartphone. the Old Town and on the South Side. any kind is prohibited. Every year, the Bay receives the visit of TIME ZONE: The entire State of Jalisco is on Central Time, DRINKING WATER: The false belief that a Mexican vacation the humpback whales, dolphins and manta rays in the winter. as is the area of the State of Nayarit from Lo de Marcos in the must inevitably lead to an encounter with Moctezuma’s During the summer, sea turtles, a protected species, arrive to north to the Ameca River, i.e.: Nuevo Vallarta, Bucerías, La Cruz revenge is just that: false. For the 26th year in a row, Puerto its shores to lay their eggs. de Huanacaxtle, Sayulita, San Pancho, Punta Mita, etc. North Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for ECONOMY: Local economy is based mainly on tourism, of Lo De Marcos, Guayabitos, La Peñita, San Blas, etc. are on human consumption. It is one of only two cities in Mexico that construction and to a lesser degree, on agriculture, Mountain Time, i.e.: one hour behind PV time. can boast of such accomplishment. True, the quality of the mainly tropical fruit such as mango, papaya, watermelon, TELEPHONE CALLS: Always check on the cost of long water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what pineapple, guanabana, cantaloupe and bananas. distance calls from your hotel room. Some establishments comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. On CURRENCY: The Mexican Peso is the legal currency in charge as much as U.S. $7.00 per minute! the other hand, most large hotels have their own purification Mexico although Canadian and American dollars are widely CELL PHONES: Most cellular phones from the U.S. and equipment and most restaurants use purified water. If you accepted. Canada may be programmed for local use, through Telcel and want to be doubly sure, you can pick up purified bottled BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes. IUSAcell, the local carriers. To dial cell to cell, use the prefix 322, water just about anywhere. Current fare is $10.00 Pesos per ticket and passengers then the seven digit number of the person you’re calling. Omit EXPORTING PETS: Canadian and American tourists often must purchase a new ticket every time they board another the prefix if dialling a land line. fall in love with one of the many stray dogs and cats in Vallarta. bus. There are no “transfers”. LOCAL CUSTOMS: Tipping is usually 15%-20% of the bill Many would like to bring it back with them, but believe that the TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of the at restaurants and bars. Tip bellboys, taxis, waiters, maids, laws do not allow them to do so. Wrong. If you would like to town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with etc. depending on the service. Some businesses and offices bring a cat or a dog back home, call the local animal shelter for the driver FIRST. If you are staying in a hotel, you may want close from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m., reopening until 7 p.m. or later. In more info: 293-3690. to check the rates usually posted in the lobby. Also, if you restaurants, it is considered poor manners to present the LOCAL SIGHTSEEING: A good beginning would be to take know which restaurant you want to go, do not let the driver check before it is requested, so when you’re ready to leave, one of the City Tours offered by the local tour agencies. Before change your mind. Many restaurateurs pay commissions ask «La cuenta, por favor» and your bill will be delivered to you. boarding, make sure you have a map and take note of the to taxi drivers and you may end up paying more than you MONEY EXCHANGE: Banks will give you a higher rate places you want to return to. Then venture off the beaten path. should, in a second-rate establishment! There are 2 kinds of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio), Explore a little. Go farther than the tour bus takes you. And of taxi cabs: those at the airport and the maritime port though not all offer exchange services to foreigners. Better don’t worry - this is a safe place. 3 Comments

Stop it. Stop it right now! I am not encouraging a adult rate. When I asked if the senior rate that my panic attack. I am recommending the use of common friend and her husband had paid a week earlier (on Your Comments sense. Old saying, common sense is not common. February 18th) for the same tour bus was available, Sixty million abortions and counting suggests that the Gray Line bus operator said no, as the rates had [email protected] someone is not practicing safe sex. Safe sex is a part changed on February 15th. So why were my friends of Universal Precautions. charged the senior rate after February 15th? Smile more. Laugh more. Skip and dance more. The Gray Line Tour pamphlet does not show any Dear Editor, You don’t have to be touchy feely to do any of these rates although the pamphlet that we had picked up I am 80 years young and have been coming to P.V for joyful things. in early February from the Vallar Tour bus company 21 years, finally have a complaint: no signs as to where Keep Clorox in your home. Use it! Not expensive did. Obviously the Gray Line company has taken buses stop and which ones on what street corner. and it works! over the Vallar Tour company and changed its prices Today I walked from the pier along Olas Altas, Avoid thinking you might know who what when without taking into account that people would have to Basilio Badillo, all the way from there to and where any virus might be most contagious. The previously been informed of the original prices Constitucion… no buses saying Marina… kept bigger blessing out of practicing Universal Precaution shown in the Vallar Tour pamphlet. asking, all the way with different answers… is that we just might learn to treat EVERYONE the When I presented myself at their office at the A very nice lady told me to go a couple of blocks same. Practice Universal Precaution regardless of Marina, the 2 individuals, apparently in charge, to my left and after just about being hit by speeding person, place, or thing. that I spoke with, were not very cooperative in taxi, I located my bus… Tourists are not sure where Finally, DO NOT PANIC. Let common sense understanding my explanations of the situation. I bus stops are, and which buses stop where… prevail. even mentioned that I spoke to an employee at the HELP! HELP! HELP THE OLD TOURISTS, PLEASE! And, this too shall pass. Tourism Office, on Fca. Rodriguez Street in the Romantic Zone, and he said that senior rates should Nelson Lorena from B.C. Canada be available in these types of tours. th Dear Editor, Dear Editor, This is our 4 year in Puerto Vallarta which we enjoy immensely, but I find that Gray Line’s policy Practicing Universal Precautions might save your I want to know if there is a senior rate available to of not having senior rates is a turn off for people life. The government, the church, your social setting, people who take tours in Puerto Vallarta? who want to discover Puerto Vallarta and its many th your doctor cannot keep you well. The reason I am asking is that on February 25 , attractions. We say we live in paradise. We encourage hugs, my husband and I took the HopOn HopOff Tour bus, hand shakes, kisses. Some encourage promiscuity. a new attraction for us this year, and paid the full Lise from Canada 4 Within PV FUNDACION CORAZON DE NIÑA celebrates 8 years of service! Vallarta’s biggest family… sowing seeds for success

There’s not a dry eye in the room as eighty young voices lift the crowd in “I know too well the abuse, neglect and deprivation these young people song: “I am beautiful, I am me”, ♥ Corazon de Niña’s powerful anthem. have endured. They need consistent love and to know their adopted “abuelo” Singing with newfound strength and pride, beaming uniformed students (Grandfather) will not abandon them.” “The more we give, the more we reflect the inside story of this shelter of love and growth at the end of breakfast receive,” adds Pat, another loyal volunteer. tours. Beneath their joyful faces lie tormented pasts of physical, sexual and Answering a critical community call for shelter services for thirteen emotional abuse and abandonment. abandoned and abused girls living in an orphanage shut down by State police Wrapping up this memorable performance, children once afraid to speak, in March, 2012, Melissa Canez felt her own personal call. “I could not walk rush into the audience. “Nice to meet you,” they grin, proud of their newly away from the girls,” reflects Melissa. I didn’t know how I’d do it, but my learned English. The faces of Corazon de Niña today reflect eight years of faith and support of my husband, Juan, and our families gave me the strength remarkable transformation and growth. Children taken in at an early age are to do what I was meant to do. My mother allowed us to use her home and now transitioning into self-sufficient, employed adults like Nancy, once a joins us every winter. Juan’s rental property became home to our boys, victim of abuse and neglect, now a high school graduate who achieved brothers and cousins of some of our first girls, marking the beginning of our University English Certification. family reunification effort. Living independently, Nancy is employed as a Fitness & Recreation Leader This month, Corazon de Niña celebrates 8 years of successes, from a at one of Vallarta’s top resorts. Noel, once living on the street in abandoned modest home serving 13 girls, now transforming lives of 100 physically buildings, is now a High School Graduate, has completed one year of Chef’s and emotionally abused children and youth aged six months to 21 years, School, lives independently and is employed as a Chef. Maria, 16 years old, including 12 sets of siblings and 4 young people with disabilities – making turned to drugs and the street in response to her father’s abandonment and them officially Vallarta’s biggest family! family’s economic and emotional crisis. While living in Corazon de Niña, her Melissa is not only a tireless visionary, but a children’s advocate, a woman mother got back on her feet financially, Maria graduated from High School, who leads by her heart and head. When she realized children were being earned a University Degree, is self-employed, and married with one child. bullied while attending nearby schools, Melissa recruited quality teachers, These are a few examples of Corazon’s mission: Changing the course of and implemented a Montessori based curriculum addressing English history, one child at a time! fluency, science, math, computer skills, trades and future employment. Girls “Why do I volunteer so many hours?” Tomas takes a break from coaching and boys dorms feature cozy built-in bunk beds and individual night lights, teens cooking and serving breakfast. “I was a Chicago cop,” he says. creating privacy, security, and belonging. “It takes a large community to raise 100 children and ours continues to grow,” Melissa says, describing the addition of classrooms, gym, a rooftop arts center and transitional teen housing. With no government support, Corazon de Niña is sustained by loyal supporters and a passionate Board, adhering to a strict and transparent legal and administrative structure. “We get to see where our money goes,” say Trudy and Phil, volunteers involved in design, funding, and construction of transitional living dorms for university students moving into more freestyled housing with later curfews, and autonomy. Giving young adults responsibility and money management training helps them transition into a successful independent life when they are truly ready to fly. “If I can help one child heal from their past trauma, my work will be worth every minute,” says Jane, a volunteer for tours, special events and her adopted family. “You remember Elizabeth, our goddaughter,” asks her husband, John, proudly introducing a tall young lady with an engaging smile. Once withdrawn with few English words, Elizabeth now 18 yrs. old, has blossomed into a self-confident teen, fluent in English and a team leader. As children grow, costs increase for medical and operating needs and scholarships. Purchasing and installing 45 solar panels was recently completed to combat rising electricity costs. Donors may sign up for the “GEM” (“give every month”) donation offsetting operating costs year round or to SPONSOR A CHILD, securing basic needs and connections. Ongoing tours and event fundraisers also support the home. “Healing starts from the inside out,” says Melissa. Corazon de Niña is a community of love, personal growth, and empowerment… a web of healing hearts. Congratulations, Melissa and Juan, and your Corazon de Niña family, for eight years of shelter, growth, educating, nurturing, rescuing and releasing young adults into self-sustained success. For information on how you can support Corazon de Niña, please contact: www.fundacioncorazondenina.mx 5 Within PV or even rough skin from excessive with a problem, but you may come wiping, according to WebMD. out with one! Welcome, Home! These revolutionary bathroom The final and most obvious appliances might also help benefit is increased cleanliness. Sheryl Novak relieve symptoms of urinary tract It’s not hard to argue that wiping infections and inflammatory bowel isn’t very sanitary. 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With solutionsmexico.com or at our million in use around the globe. In Another benefit of the Washlet the intense humidity here, germs new store located just off Basilio Japan, they are everywhere. You is that it may be more soothing for are more likely to be on the toilet Badillo on Constitución behind the see them in all hotels, restaurants, people with rashes, hemorrhoids, paper you use. You may not go in Oxxo (where the buses are). 6 Within PV What’s in a smile? John Warren Do you smile a lot? Do you like to see others smile? Of course, you do! “Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles” and “A warm smile is the universal language of kindness” and “A smile is the universal welcome”. These are all wise sayings about smiles. But what if you couldn’t smile? What if you or your child were born with a cleft palate or a cleft lip, and these facial muscles that turn scowls into smiles couldn’t work? The next day they move into an operating Clefts affect more than just facial appearance — theatre in Hospital CMQ Premiere and perform they may also have profound effects on a child’s the surgeries required. In a great show of feeding, speech, hearing, dental development, compassion, the surgeons and nurses donate facial growth, and psychosocial well-being. their time, and CMQ donates its operating Treatment of cleft lip and palate must begin at theatre. However, the costs of the flights from birth and continue into early adulthood. That’s Guadalajara, the meals and accommodation for twenty years or more. But what if you’re poor in the surgical team, and the necessary medical Puerto Vallarta and have no money to pay for the supplies must all be paid for by the IFC. surgeries that are expensive and available only a Access to the homes is made available by the four-hour bus ride away in Guadalajara? incredible generosity of the homeowners. They A couple of ex-pats faced that problem 35 know that the “small” sacrifice on their part, of years ago and solved it for one particular family. opening their home once a month for an hour Thanks to the kindness of strangers since then, or so, has a massive impact on the lives of local the same problem for hundreds of Mexican children. Not only is the money raised by the families in Puerto Vallarta continues to be solved Home Tours used to pay for the cleft palate every year. program, but it also supports charities that help In 1985, Celia and Ron Walker were residents with education, disabilities, rehabilitation, dental of Puerto Vallarta. They learned that a friend’s needs, and cultural outreach. baby had been born with a cleft palate, knew she Sadly, there are only three more weeks of IFC needed surgery, went searching for a surgeon, Home Tours available this season. The tours and found him in Guadalajara. Soon there was run on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. The air- another child who needed the same help, and conditioned luxury buses leave the Sea Monkey they went back to that surgeon. Eventually, they Restaurant, located at Aquiles Serdan and the had more children to help than they could take to Malecon, at 10:30 a.m. The tours will take you Guadalajara. So the Walkers asked the surgeon to three or four beautiful homes. Tickets are and his medical staff to come to PV and perform limited, and it’s best to book a day or two before, the surgeries here. online at www.toursforvallarta.com. (Because But that was too expensive for the Walkers to you’ll be climbing stairs and walking in cobbled handle. They thought of asking owners of some streets, this tour is, unfortunately, not suitable for of the beautiful homes in this area to open their people with mobility challenges. condos and villas to visitors for a small fee. This The tours are consistently rated in the top ten money would be used to finance the cleft palate of over three hundred tours on Trip Advisor. A program. Many agreed, and the International recent review reads, “We just returned from a Friendship Club (IFC) was formed to handle wonderful trip to Puerto Vallarta, which included the Home Tours and to pay for the Cleft Palate a home tour with the Int’l Friendship Club. The Program. Now, after 35 years, the program and tour was affordable and well organized, and the Club are still going strong. the guides were very well informed about the Three or four times a year, a team of surgeons gorgeous homes we visited. There were four and nurses fly from Guadalajara to Puerto stops, and each one was better than the last - truly

(See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location Vallarta, assess the patients they have treated stunning homes with amazing views!” 23 before, and decide what help new infants need. Hey! That brought a smile to my face! 7 Within PV (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 2 8 Within PV

mixing live musicians with electronic sounds John created and some he integrated that initially came from outside our planet. It was the first time From Here he conducted his world premieres so we could watch. Fascinating. He reminded me of watching Herbert Von Karajan, seemingly creating the Marcia Blondin sounds with his fingers and hands (and his smiles) seconds before the [email protected] notes hit our ears. Everyone was outstanding. Thank you, thank you for the hard work that you all made look like child’s play. So effortless. I went more or less straight to El Rio BBQ from Incanto for the A week of the classics penultimate tribute show at that gorgeous place in Paso Ancho. We watched Tina Turner, a.k.a.: Samira, delight the hundreds of fans who The week started with a tribute to Fleetwood Mac at Incanto. This danced and drank and ate (I highly recommend the garlic shrimp). new-to Mexico-duo will be back next season, I hope. Shaun Sanders Samira surprised her fans when a friend from Vegas dropped in to say and Megan Schroder with voices that perfectly matched those of hi as Rod Stewart! Lindsay Buckingham and Stevie Nicks (with a little Christine McVie I left a song or two before the finale, taxied across town to the Palm thrown in just because she could nail that voice as well), wowed the to see my dear friend Michael Walters and his divine diva Dame Edna. crowd. Trend Records, Canada, has treated us royally this season with Opening Night at 9:30 but and oops, the show was at 7:30! Isel, Queen tremendous talent. NEXT year will be even bigger and better, according of the Palm’s Box Office, took me to Michael’s dressing room, where to impresario Merv Buchanan. Stay tuned. we caught up a bit. Darling Douglas Lucas was there, chatty, helpful From rock and roll classics to the final session in their inaugural year, as always, and full of hugs. I will catch them both soon and onstage! the Virtuosos de Camera filled Incanto’s Theatre once again for their One more fabulous classic act happens Friday, March 13th. Swan last concert. The intimate stage was jammed with all the members of Lake with the Saint Petersburg Ballet starts at 8 p.m. at Teatro Vallarta. this ensemble cast interpreting compositions from the 18th, 19th, 20th and I am attending this Sher Production with my Canadian amiga Lil who 21st centuries. From sweet, melodic Anton Dvorak to screaming fiddles has joined me out a few times this season. We even managed to get her crossing bluegrass with Irish jigs. Wow! The audience had as much fun husband Henry out with us a couple of times! I will have a full report listening as clearly these brilliant classical masters figuratively let their on Swan Lake next week. hair down and practically stomped on the stage. Glorious fun! On a completely different note: folks often tell me they are exhausted just We were treated again to a couple of John Henry Kreitler’s recent works, reading about my comings and goings every week. Add a more-than-full- time new job at Arte Viviente and me pushing 70 (next year); something’s gotta give. Herbalist Ricardo Mazcal literally saved me from collapse with his 100% natural remedies to boost my energy levels. With just a few extracts and tinctures, I could manage the 65+ hours at work and stay up past 9 p.m., with my brain still functioning enough to enjoy Vallarta’s bountiful entertainment. Nutrition and sleep are critical for all of us. I pack lunches to work along with liters of water and Ricardo’s Maz Mix loaded with his new cacao / superfood powder. My blood sugar stays level throughout the day, and his mix of herbal tinctures gives me strength and clarity. I am grateful to Ricardo for helping during a month-long critical time in my new “career” and for being an integral part of Arte Viviente. Visit us at 800 Morelos, at Pipila downtown Vallarta, from 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. daily. Season is winding down, so make sure to help our tourists feel cared for. We want them all back next year, From Here. (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 3 9 Within PV

At the Marsol Market by the pier… Patty “Pato” McFarlane

Let's take a stroll through the Marsol Friday Market by the pier in Old Town! As you walk in, you are greeted by the sights, sounds and smells of the Market and Sandra’s smiling face. She is well known for her fabulous walking tours of Vallarta. She is also a very talented photographer and has some beautiful prints on canvas, as well as photos and books. As you continue on, turn left by Bill & Suzie's Beach Booty booth. They have lovely one of a kind creations made of Puerto Vallarta sea glass. Stop and have a look! Then, just beyond them, as you step outside, you will find the all- cotton beach cover-ups made by Lisa & Erik of Pata de Kangaroo. They come in all kinds of beautiful earthy colors that are dyed by hand, with colorful tassels that give them a distinctive look. As Lisa says, Grandma has a whimsical style such as cute bracelets for children they "take you to the beach and beyond!" and necklaces for adults. Mother has a sophisticated style with lots of Continue on and have a sample of tasty handmade cheese or maybe beautiful long necklaces, and Granddaughter Andi uses many healing some yummy candied pecans made right here, on site and delicious! stones, leather and feathers for truly one of a kind pieces that would Meandering back inside you will find Andrea's Beads, Andi Jewelry enhance any outfit! With so much to see, taste and do, we hope you Designer and Maria de la Luz. They are 3 generations of women each will come by and see us at the Marsol Friday Market. It is a delightful with their own unique style of hand made jewelry. place to spend a Friday morning! (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 14 10 Within PV Kick Off Dinner Saturday. March 14th The Santa Cruz church, located in Colonia Emiliano Zapata, invites you to attend a spectacular Kick Off Dinner to benefit the Fiestas De Mayo supporting the church. The event features a bountiful international buffet consisting of dishes supplied by local chefs, an open bar during the full event and a tremendous variety of entertainment starting at the opening and continuing non-stop for the entire event. This amazing evening will take place on Saturday, March 14th, commencing at 5:30 p.m. until 10:30 p.m. at Lazaro Cardenas Plaza - in Colonia Emiliano Zapata in the Romantic Zone. Tickets are selling for $500.00 pesos each and can be purchased by calling the church office at 222-0989, at the corner of Aguacate Street or at the event, if still available. For further information, check out the FaceBook page - Fiestas De Mayo, Parroquia De La Santa Cruz 2020, Puerto Vallarta 5:15 to 6:15 - welcome cocktail and versatile band 6:15 to 7 - Marimba music show 7 to 8 - Prehispanic Show 8 to 9 - Xiutla folkloric dances from Enrique Barrios 9 to 9:15 - Raffles 9:15 to10 - Mariachi and Mexican singer 10:00 - dance music. Thanks for your participation! 11 Beyond PV

Eat your cactus! The nopal cactus is important in the history of Sandra Cesca Mexico. Thought to have been domesticated over 9000 years ago, it has been discovered as part of Dulce Maria Morales sits at our daily market the Mayan and Aztec cultures. The symbols on removing the spines from nopal cactus pads the Mexican flag include the nopal cactus. This (prickly pear cactus) to prepare them for sale. She symbology goes far back into Aztec history. and her family have been part of this market for The first flag was used in 1821 during the War years. When I first came to Mexico, I asked her for Independence which began in 1810. The what to do with these lovely green pads. Now, name nopal comes from the indigenous Nahuatl after many meals which have included various language and means “tree that is of pads” from the preparations, I love this food. I have eaten it raw, shape of the plant. in green juices, chopped as a salad with onions and There are over 8000 nopal farmers in Mexico, tomatoes, mixed with scrambled eggs, steamed mostly in the arid central valley. In addition to with rice and mole, and added to stews. If you producing nopal for consumption by people and do not like its slightly mucilaginous texture, then animals, some of these farms work to produce an eating it grilled is best. It is a versatile vegetable as insect that lives on the cactus and can be dried and well as a good source of calcium, magnesium, and processed into the natural carmine dye, also known daily fiber, in addition to being used for traditional as cochineal. It takes about 80,000 to 100,000 medicine and animal fodder as well. The fruit of insects to make one kilogram of cochineal dye the nopal, called “tuna” when peeled and eaten which yields shades of red, crimson, and scarlet cold, is most refreshing. depending on the material being dyed. Mexico has had a monopoly on this dye since when the Mayan used it to color wool and cotton fabric which were made into clothing and blankets. After the War of Independence of 1812 however, this monopoly declined as other countries, specifically Spain, Guatemala, and North Africa began their own productions. Over the years, the popularity of cochineal waned due to the invention of synthetic dyes. Some towns in the Mexican state of Oaxaca are still working in handmade textiles using this cochineal dye. Its use is beginning to increase however as many commercial synthetic red dyes and food colorings have been found to be carcinogenic. For more information about cochineal, along with an extensive bibliography, please check it out with Wikipedia. If you would like to meet Dulce Maria, join me on one of my Walking Tours. More stories from my blog: www.yourcultluralinsider.com 12 Beyond PV This is a very busy week, take a look... The first event, in chronological died on March 17, around 460 on the island when Patrick arrived, order, is St. Patrick’s Day which A.D. There is no evidence that most Irish practiced a nature-based falls on Tuesday, March 17th, Patrick came from a particularly pagan religion. The Irish culture his religious feast day and the religious family. At 16, he was centered around a rich tradition of anniversary of his death in the 5th taken prisoner by a group of Irish oral legend and myth, so it is no century. The Irish have observed raiders who were attacking his surprise that the story of Patrick’s this day as a religious holiday for family’s estate. They transported life became exaggerated over the over a thousand years. him to Ireland where he spent six centuries - spinning exciting tales St. Patrick, the patron saint of years in captivity. During this to remember history has always Ireland, is one of Christianity’s time, he worked as a shepherd, been a part of the Irish way of life.) most widely known figures. But outdoors and away from people. As the day falls during the for all his celebrity, his life remains Lonely and afraid, he turned to Christian season of Lent, Irish somewhat of a mystery. Many of his religion for solace, becoming families would traditionally the stories traditionally associated a devout Christian. attend church in the morning with St. Patrick, including the After over six years as a prisoner, and celebrate in the afternoon. famous account of his banishing Patrick escaped. According to Lenten prohibitions against the all the snakes from Ireland, are his writing, a voice -which he consumption of meat were waived false, the products of hundreds of believed to be God’s- spoke to and people would dance, drink, years of exaggerated storytelling. him in a dream, telling him it was and feast - on the traditional meal It is known that Saint Patrick time to leave Ireland. of Irish bacon and cabbage. was born in Britain to wealthy To do so, Patrick walked nearly Today, St. Patrick’s Day is parents near the end of the 4th 200 miles from County Mayo, to the Irish coast. After escaping celebrated by people of all century. He is believed to have where it is believed he was held, to Britain, Patrick reported that he backgrounds in the U.S., Canada, experienced a second revelation - and Australia, as well as in other an angel in a dream tells him to locations including Japan, Singapore, return to Ireland as a missionary. Russia ...and Puerto Vallarta. Soon after, Patrick began religious This year, the Spring Equinox training, a course of study that (a.k.a. the vernal equinox) will lasted more than fifteen years. occur at 9:49 p.m. on After his ordination as a priest, Thursday, March 19, when the he was sent to Ireland with a dual tilt of the Earth’s axis cause the mission - to minister to Christians Sun to be located vertically above already living in Ireland and to a point on the equator. begin to convert the Irish. Every year, thousands travel to Familiar with the Irish language Chichen Itza in Mexico’s Yucatan and culture, Patrick chose to to witness a unique event, the incorporate traditional ritual into ancient Maya’s tribute to the his lessons of Christianity instead god Kukulcan: as the sun moves of attempting to eradicate native across the heavens on the day of Irish beliefs. For instance, he used the Spring Equinox, it looks as if bonfires to celebrate Easter since a serpent’s shadow travels down the Irish were used to honoring the steps, finally reaching the their gods with fire. He also head of Kukulcan at the base of superimposed a sun, a powerful the structure. Irish symbol, onto the Christian Last but not least comes Benito cross to create what is now called Juarez’ birthday, Mexico’s a Celtic cross, so that veneration national holiday celebration on of the symbol would seem more March 21st. We will try to tell you natural to the Irish. (Although there more about him on our Facebook was a small number of Christians page during the week. 13 Vallarta Voices Paradise and Parenting But I must tell you that #3), but it might allow you to take a I am glad they talk to me glimpse into your past. Remember because I would like to how excruciating it was to hear your Just listen know what they think and parents call out “Just Say No!” as fear and what they wonder you got into your friend’s Camaro Leza Warkentin about the world. That way, back in 1989? Or when they’d www.mommyinmexico.wordpress.com I can help them think about make you watch the “This is Your things that matter, and I can Brain on Drugs egg commercials”? You may have noticed that things It’s a difficult subject help them figure out how to Yeah. That’s you now (it’s ok, take were a little different last week on to talk about with kids. navigate in this confusing your time. Put your head between March 9. Perhaps the Violence is never an easy place we call Earth. your knees. You’ll stop seeing the streets seemed emptier, the stores topic. But the fact is, we live in a Here are a few tips I’ve learned black dots real soon). a bit more short-staffed, the waits world where violence takes place. when talking to my children. I hope 5) You will have to be ok with the a bit longer in restaurants. That’s We live in a world where equality is you find them useful when lying fact that they will not agree with due to the national protest, Dia Sin a fantastic ideal, but not always put awake at night and wondering what you on every single thing, not now Mujeres, a day when women were into practice. will become of your offspring. and probably not ever. This means urged to stay home in protest of We live in a world. And, if you 1) They say weird, horrifying that there are some core values on violence against women. It was are a parent, that means you have things because they need to bounce which you must focus. Try not to meant to be a day when it became the overwhelming task of preparing them off a relatively functional waste your not-so-limitless patience starkly apparent what the world children for absolutely anything. human being to understand them. on changing their minds about might be like without women. Now that I have teenagers, we talk They very often don’t have set your firm beliefs on stick shift vs. At our school, we closed the about issues on a pretty regular basis. beliefs by the tender age of thirteen, automatic (of course, you’re right, elementary portion of the school My husband and I rarely divide but they will develop them over the but still). Instead, focus on what due to the high number of teachers the task and speak to our children next few years. you want your adult child to believe: (like nearly all of them) being together on a variety of topics. They 2) If you react in horror and that kindness always matters, that women. In high school, the school like to come at us with all sorts of disgust to everything they say, they compassion is essential, that we are was open, and the boys were asked opinions and ideas, and this can be will stop talking to you and start all equal on this big ole’ planet of to attend. disconcerting. talking to someone else. YOU ours. WILL NOT LIKELY BE ABLE TO At the end of the day, I would PICK THE SOMEONE ELSE. So, say the number one piece of advice take a deep breath, slap on a neutral I can give you is contained in a expression (staple it on if you have single word: listen. When they are to), and engage them calmly. You worried about a world event, when are allowed to have an opinion, but they are sad about a friendship you also must respect theirs. problem, when they are anxious 3) If you react condescendingly or about an exam, just listen. If you dismissively, they will stop talking truly listen to to you (see #2). them, it’s much more likely they 4) They will quite possibly be will return the favor. And if we condescending and dismissive to want kind, compassionate children you. This does not give you license who believe in equality, the lessons to react in a similar manner (see start with listening. (See location number on Central on Central number (See location Map) on Central number (See location 26 14 The 7 Arts

Merv Buchanan [email protected] John Lennon once said, “before MATT CAGE * Elvis, there was nothing”. That may not be entirely true. There “The best young Elvis in the business” was “something”. But it wasn’t rock’n’roll. Elvis had the voice, His hit single “Don’t Be Cruel” Ontario-based Matt Cage knows style, and heart-stopping good held the #1 position on the how valuable looking and sounding looks that made people take notice. Billboard chart for 11 weeks, a feat Like Elvis really is. And his oft-repeated claim “I don’t that remained unmatched for 36 So he is not about to squander sing like no one” was a fact few years. By1961, Elvis had sold 75 his good fortune. When Matt is on could argue with. Musical genres million records, including the best stage, everything must be just right. meant nothing. His unique voice selling Christmas album of all time. From the Las Vegas show All Shook and singing style merged gospel, Worldwide sales of his singles and Up, to the touring Million Dollar country, and blues all into something albums are now in the billion range. Quartet, he surrounds himself with fresh and new. And during a late- During his appearance on The the finest actors and musicians in night session at Sun Records, Elvis, Ed Sullivan Show, 82.6% of TV the business. guitarist Scotty Moore, and bassist viewers watched, turning Elvis into His attention to detail from His accurate song performances, Bill Black, found the right groove. an international celebrity, with a costumes to song lists has paid off commanding stage presence, and The rest is rock’n’roll history. cultural impact still felt today. His with a slew of awards and trophies easy rapport with audiences make Much has been written about “The image and music unified a generation from some of the most prestigious him a world-class entertainer. King of Rock ‘n ‘Roll”. But behind of young people. And many of those Elvis competitions and festivals on When Matt’s name is on the bill, the myth are some interesting facts. same people, today in their 70s, will the planet. audiences can expect a first-rate Elvis debut album, “Elvis Presley,” tell you that attending a first-class But as far as he is concerned, it’s show they will want to see again was the first rock ‘n ‘roll album to Elvis tribute shows still makes them all about living up to the audience’s and again. Matt’s “Elvis 1956” is at top the Billboard chart, where it feel like they felt when they first laid expectations and giving them their The Palm March 17th. remained for 10 weeks. eyes on The King. money’s worth. * Copyright 2020. All rights reserved. (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 33 15 The 7 Arts Well-Strung’s Edmund Bagnell debuts solo show, Monday Bing Young, piano - 5 p.m. Enrique de Allende encore with Media Luna, OH BOY! Fidel Rebolledo, Cabaret extended, Patsy Meyer, Cousin Alice, salsa, vocals - 7:30 p.m. Mark Hartman, Tom Petty and Patsy Cline Tributes at Incanto piano - 5 p.m. & 9:30 p.m.

Edmund Bagnell, first violinist Extended by popular demand, Tuesday and vocalist of the internationally the legendary Gouda Gabor hosts Bob Bruneau, piano - 5 p.m. acclaimed group Well-Strung will encore performances of OH BOY! Stolie, singer/songwriter/ star in the Puerto Vallarta premiere Cabaret, an all-male burlesque comedy (Mar. 17, 31 - 7:30 p.m.) of ‘He Plays The Violin’. Through revue of song, dance, and comedy. Tatewari/Media Luna 7 p.m. stories and songs, the evening Sundays at 9:30 p.m. through (alternating weeks in theatre) celebrates all things music, from March 29. Dennis Crow, piano sing-along classical to standards and from Democrats Abroad Film Series - 9:30 p.m. pop to Broadway. He will be presents ‘The Biggest Little Farm’ accompanied by award-winning on March 18 at 3 p.m. Wednesday music director Mark Hartman at Visit Incanto’s website for more Jorge & Lenny - 5 p.m. the piano, March 12 - 30. details and online tickets. Tongo - 7:30 p.m. Enrique de Allende joins once Incanto and Canada’s Trend Mark Hartman, again with one of Mexico’s Records present a series of tributes piano - 9:30 p.m. premier flamenco bands, Media to iconic musicians. On March Luna, for a special encore 17, at 4 p.m. and March 18 at 7 Thursday performance of fiery flamenco p.m., Martyn Jones presents ‘Tom Jay-Gee, piano - 5 p.m. and exquisite vocals. March 14 at Petty, Runnin’ Down A Dream’. Open Mic - 7:30 p.m. 9:30 p.m. See Media Luna in their On March 24, at 4 p.m., Amberley own bi-weekly show on Tuesdays Beatty stars at ‘Patsy Cline’. at 7 p.m. Cousin Alice’s singing and Friday Tonny Kenneth stars in ‘Sugar & playing are gritty, heartfelt and Joan Houston - 5 p.m. Spice’ performing the hits of many sweet, delivered with humor Dennis Crow, of your favorite music legends and a captivating personality. piano sing-along - 9:30 p.m. with a touch of theater, dance, and Accompanied by Bing Young at storytelling. Thursdays at 9:30 p.m. the piano. March 21 - Apr. 11 at Saturday Join Puerto Vallarta’s Maria 7:30 p.m. Bingo with Pearl - 4 p.m. Rose for ‘007, A Black Tie Media Luna plays fiery Mark Hartman, Affair’ singing the iconic songs flamenco, rock, rumba, originals, piano - 9:30 p.m. from many Bond films. Also and covers. They alternate starring Andrew Sands and Diego weekly on Tuesdays at 7 p.m. with Sunday Guerrero with Derek Carkner, the popular local band, Tatewari, Cheko Ruiz Band - piano and John Celenza, cello. playing exceptional flamenco Select Sundays 7 p.m. Special guests will join. March with vocalist Perla Alarcon. Joby & Tongo - 5 p.m. 13 at 7:30 p.m., April 12 at 8 p.m. Cheko Ruiz and his full band play Lenar! Cuban Salsa/vocals - Emmy Award-nominated the hits of ‘The Gipsy Kings’ and 7:30 p.m. percussionist and vocalist, Patsy much more on select Sundays (Fidel Rebolledo Mar. 8) Meyer returns with music director at 7 p.m. Dates are available on Mark Hartman at the piano, March Incanto’s website. Dennis Crow, 14 at 7:30 p.m. in the piano bar. piano sing-along - 9:30 p.m.

Hours: Tuesday to Sunday 10 a.m. to midnight. Monday 4 p.m. to midnight. Breakfast is served on the riverside terrace Tuesday to Sunday 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Casual evening dining 5 until 11 p.m. daily. Happy Hour features 2 for 1 house cocktails, margaritas, and beers 4 to 5 p.m. Two for one show tickets for select current shows are available during ‘The Zen Hour’ 4 to 5 p.m. For more information and online tickets visit their website www.IncantoVallarta.com Call 223-9756 or contact them at [email protected] Located at 109 Insurgentes (by the Rio Cuale). 16 The 7 Arts 17 The 7 Arts

Gregg Sutton

Get out your party hats, put on your dancing shoes and mark the date on your calendar: Friday, March 20th, 2020! The season is at its peak now and every Shuffle has been better than the last! The Shuffle, now in its tenth season, is put on every second Friday by a large group of businesses centered on the 200 and 300 blocks of Basilio Badillo, in the heart of the Romantic Zone. The party goes from 6 to 10 p.m., and is an event that both locals and visitors look forward to with great anticipation. The participating businesses (art galleries, shops, restaurants, clubs and theaters) all serve complimentary beverages. Whether you want to meet our local artists, or do some serious shopping, or listen to some great music, or just walk around Vallarta’s favorite neighborhood soaking up the festive atmosphere, the Shuffle is a wonderful way to spend your Friday night. The majority of the participating businesses are located on the 200 and 300 blocks of Basilio Badillo. But there are also some great places to stop on nearby Constitución, V. Carranza and I.L. Vallarta Streets. In fact, the organizers have made sure that this experience is a “compact” one. All the participants are located within a few short blocks, so no matter how “happy” you get with all your complimentary drinks, you can still visit every location with ease. The Shuffle has so much to offer. One of the main attractions is shopping. By chance, many of Vallarta’s finest shops and galleries are located on the principle block of the party. Fine art, jewelry and Mexican crafts of the very best quality can be found in abundance, not to mention some great food and fabulous entertainment. All the businesses on this magical stretch of Basilio Badillo and Constitución streets have something special to offer. For the opportunity to ogle, mingle, tipple and even purchase some really wonderful art, it is an event not to be missed. The Southside Shuffle really is a must. You’ll have a ton of fun.

So don’t forget to put it on your calendar: Friday, March 20th, from 6 to 10 p.m. 18 The 7 Arts “What the World Needs Now” …is more entertainment – and The Palm delivers There is so much going on in the world today, but one thing is for certain, The Palm Cabaret & Bar continues is mission to provide quality entertainment, and friendly service. With less than a month remaining to the season, make sure you get out there and support your favourite artists.

Michael Walters - The Marvelous Mrs. Megastar Sol Rose – He’s Back!

Sol has been a major part of this community for years, first as a Michael Walters is back for yet another season with a whole new show singer from the United States and then combining that career with complete with airborne gladioli. Sequins blaze and punchlines fly as ownership of a restaurant Café Bohemio. This one man-show features Michael Walters pays unique homage to Dame Edna in his loving parody! his best musicals performances in PV over the last 15 years! Broadway The Diva from Down Under is back like you’ve never seen her before! to jazz - cabaret to blues as only Sol Rose can do with his unique Renowned vocalist and actor Michael L. Walters takes the stage by storm in style of the Las Vegas nightclubs with storytelling, comedy, dance and a unique, loving, and critically acclaimed parody of Dame Edna’s fabulous audience participation. Friday, March 13, 5:30 p.m. Broadway shows! This fun-filled evening of glamour, music, and side- splitting laughter features incredible glittering gowns, outrageous comedy, original musical numbers, and of course a floral finale with Edna’s signature Miss Conception – Villains gladioli! The Show has been hailed as a “Theatrical tour-de-force” so get your tickets today! Saturday, March 14th at 9:30 p.m., Wednesday, March 18th and Thursday, March 19th at 7:30 p.m.

Tribute Tuesdays – Elvis 1956 Tuesday, March 17 @ 5:30 p.m. Matt Cage returns once again with another instalment of The King of Rock ‘n ‘Roll, this time with Elvis 1956 “The Hillbilly Cat” at the top of his game. Matt shows his audience why Elvis Presley will always be the King! With only a few weeks left, extremely popular set of presentations have sold out everywhere they perform. With just two more Tribute Tuesdays show Her new show is playing to packed crowds. Miss C. celebrates her left, you will be gifted with the music of nineteenth year of performing her uniquely crazy shows and any season is Michael Bublé and Alan Jackson. Don’t not complete without witnessing her wild disguises and flawless costumes. miss your chance to partake in this exciting Watch her change outfits and wigs right in front of your eyes, one after tribute series. Check out our online another. No one exhibits a similar show. Miss C. is a gem of the theater. calendar for artists’ dates. Monday, March 16th at 7 p.m. and Thursday, March 19th at 9:30 p.m. 19 The 7 Arts Piel Canela Sutton Lee Seymour– Booby Tunes Kim Kuzma – British Invasion

Kim Kuzma new show opened to not only The Layin fusion sound of our favorite Latin She continues her long runs here with much anticipation, it also received rave reviews. band is contagious and crowd-pleasing. Fernando another new zany creation, “A campy concert Kim presents “British Invasion” which is a Gonzalez’s group is filled with renewed energy, at Carnegie Hall - in Mexico!” musical journey through the classic UK hits that enthusiasm and humor. He, Gary Flores Morales, She always evolves and strives to be have been flowing to our radio stations for years. Luís Rascón, José Galvan and Alberto Ramirez a force of positivity while surviving the You’ll hear hits from Ed Sheeran to the Beatles band together to offer a blend of music accented difficult present days. She is an established with special attention to the female vocalists heavily by Latin in both English and Spanish. professional. such as Annie Lennox and Amy Winehouse. Their appeal spreads to nationals, ex-pats, tourists Backed up by a live band [Mark Hartman Kim’s costumes are something to behold as and part-timers. The band is forever changing on piano, Roberto Falcon on bass, and Gary well. The band is made up of Eduardo Leon their show by adding new material along with Flores on drums], her song list includes current on guitar, Luis Rascon on percussion and cello, some old favorites, so no night is the same. Piel hits, jazz standards, Broadway show tunes and and Roberto Falcon on bass, which makes for Canela joins us all season long and look for them is packed with comedic twists and on-target the perfect accompaniment. You can catch Kim th at our Market Days on certain Saturdays. Friday, celebrity impersonations. Friday, March 13 Kuzma’s “British Invasion” on Tuesday, March th March 13th at 7:30 p.m. and Tuesday, March 17 at 9:30 p.m. 17th and Saturday, March 14th at 7:30 p.m.

Dueling Drag Divas

The Dueling Drag Divas RETURN home to The Palm Cabaret and Bar for their 20th Anniversary Season! Emmy Award Winner Chi Chi Rones and NY Times Acclaimed Impressionist Jo Anna bring their ALL NEW 2020 All Live Singing Comedy Drag Show back to Puerto Vallarta! Jo Anna (aka Joe Perry) is celebrating her 14th season and reigns as the LONGEST SINGING Drag Queen in Puerto Vallarta! Starting out in NYC, JoAnna has won numerous awards including Best Patsy Cline Singer at New York’s Cowgirl Hall of Fame. The New York Times hails her as “One of the Best”. In addition to PV, JoAnna has enjoyed 6 smash seasons in Provincetown and currently 9 fabulous summer seasons in Ogunquit, Maine. Emmy Award Winner Ch Chi Rones is excited to be back in Vallarta for a 9th season! She is excited to be returning home to The Palm Cabaret! Chi Chi’s soaring vocal range lends to the iconic and uncanny voices of the great legends she impersonates such as Edith Piaf, Tina Singing hysterical spoofs of Cher, Barbra Streisand, Tina Turner, Turner, Judy Garland, Janis Joplin and Barbra Streisand, which must Lady Gaga, Edith Piaf (in French), Janis Joplin, Amy Winehouse, Elvis be seen and heard to be believed. Presley, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton and more! Sunday, The Dynamic Duo play Wednesdays and Sundays @ 9:30 p.m. thru March 15th and Wednesday, March 18th at 9:30 p.m. March 29th, 2020.

The Palm Cabaret and Bar is located at 508 Olas Atlas in the heart of Puerto Vallarta’s Romantic Zone. Tickets to all shows can be purchased at the venue’s box office, which opens daily at 10 a.m., or online at www.ThePalmCabaret.com For more information, call 222-0200, or follow The Palm Cabaret and Bar PVR on Facebook. 20 The 7 Arts Los Bambinos present a Special Performance with their father!

Are you ready to catch the responsible for launching the musical tour offering a great compilation of hottest live show in town career of his sons. He instilled a strong the world’s most emblematic tunes with a musical family that work ethic in them, and emphasized from the 50’s, 60’s, 70’s, 80, and has hearts of gold? For the the importance of practicing discipline more! Revive those memories and second time, Los Bambinos and working as a team to succeed. “It experience a fun and touching evening present a special performance wasn’t easy having to practice guitar of a spectacular selection of artists. with their musician father, and vocals for two hours every day Genaro Morales, this Friday before we were able to go out and - Friday| LATIN NIGHT PARTY! at 8 p.m. at Bambinos play on the street,” says son Lazzaro |Seating begins at 6 p.m. Trattoria. For more than 15 with a smile. Some of the songs that Friday Night 8p.m. | Latin Party years, the Morales Brothers Genero will sing include Moliendo (Special Performance This Week have been a Puerto Vallarta Café, Perhaps, Bésame Mucho, El on Friday Starring Los Bambinos’ favorite with their beautiful Bodeguero and La Bikina, among father, Genaro Morales) voices, 4 part harmonies many other magnificent melodies that Things will heat up on Friday and charismatic energy. will mesmerize you and transport you night when Latin hits rule. Let Los Los Bambinos are excited to another time. Bambinos add an extra pep in your step to share their love of music Come and enjoy a wonderful dinner with some spicy tunes that really hit which they learned from in a warm and cozy ambiance in the the spot. Don’t miss this extra special their father. Do not miss the heart of Puerto Vallarta’s Old Town. performance with Los Bambinos’ chance to see this wonderful Bambinos Trattoria serves a variety of father and musical inspiration, Genaro and heartfelt performance! tasty dishes including pastas, mouth Morales. Los Bambinos’ father watering appetizers, and satisfying main Genaro Morales is essentially entrees. Bambinos Trattoria is simply - Saturday | “Big girls don’t cry” | the place to hear fantastic live music, Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons and enjoy a delicious meal at the same This dynamic show beautifully time with shows starting at 8p.m.. presents the authentic range of the group’s voices. Los Bambinos’ music CHECK OUT THIS WEEK’S does justice to this iconic musical SHOW WITH LOS BAMBINOS: era and artist. You’ll be singing and dancing. Eldest brother, Carlos - Monday | HELP! Tribute to the Morales conquers the emblematic Beatles| Seating begins at 6 p.m. soprano of the group, and the four Growing up listening to the Morales’ overall voice ranges bring Beatles, The Morales brothers bring the essence of the music to life! their own four-part harmonies to the stage playing a show of classics. Make sure to make your reservation Los Bambinos harmonies and TODAY and come see Los Bambinos instrumentation perfectly captures the at Bambinos Trattoria in Old Town. sound of one of the most recognized The brothers’ charm, contagious groups in musical history. smiles and incredible harmonies will leave a lasting impression on first time - Tuesday & Wednesday | guests and long time fans alike. Bohemian Rhapsody - QUEEN | Seating begins at 6 p.m. Los Bambino’s Dinner & Show The QUEEN revival show is a great performances are held at Bambinos musical challenge for the group with Trattoria, delicious and authentic Italian complex harmonies and sophisticated fare. Check out unbiased reviews on instrumentation. Full of energy and Trip Advisor! Bambinos Trattoria is rhythm, this show will make you vibrate located at 314 Aguacate, corner of as you experience a night full of vocals. Carranza in Old Town Puerto Vallarta. For reservations, call 222-4357 (English - Thursday| MUSIC LEGENDS | spoken), tickets available online at Seating begins at 6 p.m. www.bambinostrattoria.com (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 7 Los Bambinos take you on a music See you at the show! 21 The 7 Arts 24 The 7 Arts 25 The 7 Arts 24 The 7 Arts “RUNNIN DOWN A DREAM” * The Martyn Jones tribute to Tom Petty

As the leader of Tom Petty & The developed a unique sound, and eventually Heartbreakers, and also as a member of landed a recording contract. Their third The Traveling Wilburys, singer, songwriter, album, “Damn The Torpedoes”, which and actor Tom Petty was an icon. During included hits “Don’t Do Me Like That” and his career, he sold more than 80 million “Refugee”, made them a household name. records, was inducted into the Rock ‘n ‘Roll Their success on records and concert tours Hall of Fame, was awarded the prestigious continued until Tom’s sudden death in 2017. Billboard Century Award, and earned a star Martyn Jones is a Canadian singer, on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. musician, producer, and popular sideman Tom Petty was born in 1950 in who has performed on five continents and Gainesville, Florida. Meeting Elvis some 80 albums. His appearance, vocal, Presley on a nearby movie set changed and musical talents mirror those of Tom his life. He knew that somehow his future Petty with striking accuracy. would be in show business. Then he saw Songs in his Tom Petty “Runnin’ Down The Beatles on the Ed Sullivan show and A Dream” show include “Refugee”, “Free things became clear. He was going to lead Fallin”, “I Won’t Back Down”, “Don’t Do world-famous Luna lounge in Bucerias, a rock ‘n ‘roll band. Me Like That”, of course “Runnin’ Down A and on the 21st at El Rio BBQ, in Paso With the help of future Eagle Don Dream” and many more. Ancho (PV bus route #4). Felder, Tom quickly mastered the guitar. Martyn performs his tribute to Tom Petty Details are available on the various After a series of unsuccessful “garage in Mexico for the first time Marchth 17 venues’ websites. bands”, he formed The Heartbreakers, and 18th at Incanto, the 19th and 20th at the * Copyright 2020, all rights reserved. (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 17 4 27 The 7 Arts 26 Map 27 Map 28 The 7 Arts

The Boutique’s … In The Time of Old Age, Now Playing

Paco Ojeda passing the torch to new proprietors, Tammy Prust and Sean Moore, owners of Nacho Daddy. All What would you do if you were in your 70s involved faced the challenge of getting used to new and suddenly, you unexpectedly came into a not ways as Boutique player Roger Vickery volunteered so small fortune - forty million dollars, no less? his skills as Creative Director, overseeing the Such is the premise of … In The Time of Old Age, organizational aspects of all three plays presented the stage comedy by Gord Carruth, directed by by him and two other directors. All efforts paid off, Roger Vickery, currently playing at The Boutique resulting in one of the most successful Boutique Community Theatre. seasons to date, with many sold-out performances. Set in a Toronto apartment, where 71-year- As preparations begin for the 2020-2021 season, old Jewish widower Rueben Ludlow (played by The Boutique Community Theatre will further Thomas Carroll) and his friend Mickey Flaherty, consolidate itself as a company of players, rather an Irish-American World War II veteran (played than a venue, with plans to produce three plays, to be by Rick Bodensteiner), unexpectedly come into a announced. Nacho Daddy will continue expanding fortune - forty million dollars, no less. With their their line-up of live performances and other events new status and the help of Anna Collins, a smart, at their upstairs stage during times in which The sexy lawyer (played by Cherry Lane DeLorenzo), Boutique is not performing. “We feel strongly they have some fun pulling off a brilliant sting on about supporting local and visiting performers, and Clarence Stickley, a pompous bank manager of will always remain grateful for the partnership we questionable integrity and morality (played by Steve created with Ken and Karrie Sebryk,” commented Crovo), all to the benefit of the elderly. Two other Tammy Prust. “As such, we will continue to refer characters complete the scenario: Mrs. Trampler, a to the upstairs stage as The Boutique Community German cleaning lady (played by Catalina Meders) Theatre in their memory, whenever the Boutique and Tony Manucci, an Italian bookie (played by players are presenting a stage production.” Jose Lupe). The Boutique Community Theatre players are With witty dialogue and clever one-liners presently looking for anybody looking to get reminiscent of Neil Simon’s classic stage comedies, involved in all aspects of theatre production in the such as The Odd Couple or The Goodbye Girl, following season and is actively searching for a new the play moves along like a TV sitcom, providing artistic director. For more information, please email hilarious moments from all the actors and a truly second story performance space home, producing Roger Vickery at [email protected] entertaining time for the audience. and presenting plays performed by enthusiastic … In The Time of Old Age continues its run at The locals looking to explore the challenges and rewards Boutique Community Theatre with performances Moving Forward of being involved in a stage production. Last fall, on March 12, 13, 14, 19, 20, 21, 26 & 27 at 5:30 For the past six seasons, The Boutique The Boutique Community Theatre founders, Ken p.m. More information and tickets are available by Community Theatre has called Nacho Daddy’s and Karrie Sebryk, announced their retirement, visiting www.btpv.org

The Boutique Community Theatre is located at 287 Basilio Badillo, above Nacho Daddy. For more information about both productions and to purchase tickets online, visit the website, www.btpv.org In addition, you can follow The Boutique Theatre on Facebook at www.facebook.com/TheBoutiquePV, where you will find news, audition notices, candid photos of rehearsals and performances, and much more. 29 The 7 Arts

ACT2PV – Corner of Basilio Badillo & Insurgentes – 2nd floor – 222-1512. For tickets, go toact2pv.com 30 The 7 Arts

ACT2PV – Corner of Basilio Badillo & Insurgentes – 2nd floor – 222-1512. For tickets, go toact2pv.com 35 The 7 Arts 32 The 7 Arts All Shows this Week at ACT2PV: MAMMA MIA! Reviews

FABULOUS FRIDAY, March 13 TripAdvisor ★★★★★ 5:00 - Whitney & Tina, starring Voice of Mexico Runner-Up and #1 Songstress “Finally took in Mamma Mia in Puerto Vallarta, Diana Villamonte last night and it was so worth the 7:00 - Best of Broadway, a musical/dance revue featuring your favorite Broadway tunes wait!! So entertaining from start to 7:30 - Donna Summer – An amazing musical/dance tribute to disco diva, Donna Summer by lookalike Raniere finish, loved the music, the sets, the 9:30 - Tossed Salad, featuring drag diva, Hedda Lettuce costumes, the actors!! Just great entertainment all round! Would SUPER SATURDAY, March 14 love to go again, and plan to!” 5:00 - Donna Summer – An amazing musical/dance tribute to disco diva, Donna Summer by lookalike Raniere “...There is the possibility 7:00 - MAMMA MIA!, the Broadway Musical MAMMA MIA! that this is the top production in 7:30 - Legendary Ladies / Celine Dion, featuring the music of the legendary ladies Extended Through April! the history of Act2PV. It is that of Las Vegas, including Celine Dion, Barbra, Cher, Charo and more! good, a show not to be missed.” 9:30 – Mama Tits, starring in “The B**tch is Back!” ~Gary Beck - More of Beck’s Puerto Vallarta loves the Best: Theater, Cabaret and More SUNDAY FUNDAY, March 15 Broadway musical, MAMMA 5:00 - Linda Ronstadt: In My Voice, a musical tribute to Linda Ronstadt starring Brenda Gaviño MIA! In fact, it is the most exciting http://www.facebook.com/groups/ 7:00 - MJ LIVE, a musical singing/dancing tribute to Michael Jackson production ever in Vallarta history PuertoVallartaShows 7:30 - BeeGees / Elton, starring the musical duo, Us Two and has been selling out every time “…BEST EVER. The cast 9:30 – Battle of the Bitches, featuring internationally-renowned Drag Darling, Sherry Vine! it is performed! It has sold more was amazing, so talented and MOTOWN MAMA MIA MONDAY, March 16 tickets in just 3 1/2 months than entertaining. The entire show was 5:00 – Battle of the Bitches, featuring internationally-renowned Drag Darling, Sherry Vine! any other show in Puerto Vallarta a delight to see. The performances, 7:00 - MAMMA MIA!, the Broadway Musical history! MAMMA MIA!, inspired costumes, set and range of talent is 7:30 - Beyond Motown, starring Voice of Mexico Runner-Up and #1 Songstress and enhanced by well-known the best I have seen.” - Christine C in Puerto Vallarta, Diana Villamonte ABBA tunes, is a “feel good” kind “Ovation after ovation!! What a 9:30 - Mama Tits, starring in “The B**tch is Back!” of show that will make you want

to sing along to the familiar songs, night!! ♥️ We have seen West End, TERRIFIC TUESDAY, March 17 and get up and dance in the aisles! Broadway and Toronto. Your 5:00 - Crooners & Legends, featuring Marc Lopez singing music from Jersey Boys, In fact, people are returning to see it production surpasses! Kudos, Frankie Valli, Michael Buble and more. again and again! Bouquets and Congratulations!” 7:00 – Follies La Rouge, a Broadway / Vaudeville / Burlesque show) ~Donna Larkin 7:30 – Donna Summer – An amazing musical/dance tribute to disco diva, The story revolves around Sophie, Donna Summer by lookalike Raniere! a 20-year old bride, who is planning 9:30 - Steve Grand, singer/songwriter and overnight internet sensation to get married in a little hotel on a Greek island where she has worked WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, March 18 with her single mother, Donna, 7:00 - AVENUE Q, a quirky, very funny Broadway musical! her whole life. Unbeknownst to 7:30 - Fleetwood Mac & The Eagles, featuring the musical duo, UsTwo Donna, Sophie has longed to find the 9:30 – (OPENING NIGHT) Jackie Beat, starring international drag star, father she has never known. After Jackie Beat (Party – 8:30 / Show 9:30) accidentally finding and reading her THANKFUL THURSDAY, March 19 mother’s diary, she finds clues that 7:00 - MAMMA MIA!, the Broadway Musical point to three lovers from her mom’s 7:30 - Steve Grand, singer/songwriter and overnight internet sensation “free-spirited” past that “might” be 9:30 - Tossed Salad, featuring drag diva, Hedda Lettuce her father. Sophie secretly invites all FABULOUS FRIDAY, March 20 three of these men to her wedding, 5:00 - Whitney & Tina, starring Diana Villamonte, Voice of Mexico Runner-Up and hilarity ensues! and #1 Songstress in Puerto Vallarta This delightful story features lots 7:00 - Best of Broadway! a musical revue of your favorite Broadway tunes of nostalgic singing and dancing, as 7:30 – Donna Summer – An amazing musical/dance tribute to disco diva, well as a HUGE cast, a creative and Donna Summer by lookalike Raniere! colorful set design, beautiful, custom- Be sure to check out 9:30 - Tossed Salad, featuring drag diva, Hedda Lettuce created costumes, and brilliant MAMMA MIA!’s other reviews on choreography! Get your tickets now TripAdvisor and Google.com! To buy tickets, go to www.act2pv.com Please check out the reviews for these shows at “Act II Entertainment” at act2pv.com. Shows are Mondays, Get your tickets now because every on TripAdvisor and GoogleMyBusiness.com! For more information Thursdays and Saturdays. about these shows, or to buy tickets, go to act2pv.com! performance has been sold out!

ACT2PV – Corner of Basilio Badillo & Insurgentes – 2nd floor – 222-1512. For tickets, go toact2pv.com 33 The 7 Arts Show Descriptions Lopez and Jeff Marx, Book by Jeff TripAdvisor ★★★★★ Whitty, Based on an original concept “In the Battle of the Bitches, it’s audience by Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx. that comes out the winner! Clever, witty Avenue Q is presented through special and raucous!” Mr. Dan, Cavern Club arrangement with Music Theater Celebrity Theater, Los Angeles International (MTI). All authorized materials are also presented by MTI, “These two drag legends clearly 423 W 55th St, NYC, NY 10019 - have on-stage chemistry … Their (212) 541-4684 / (212) 397-4684 FAX wildly-entertaining and delightfully- www.MTIShows.com offensive mix of humor had the packed “Best of Broadway!” horse sore from laughter!” – Brandon TripAdvisor ★★★★★ A 5-star musical/dance revue of Voss, Voss Events, Fire Island your favorite Broadway shows “I thoroughly enjoyed, laughed until “Jackie Beat & Sherry Vine are two Avenue Q I cried, and I’m a sucker for happy The “Best of Broadway,” is one of comedic masters who hold nothing endings - I’ve seen this show countless the most exciting productions ever back … Best show ever!” - George Avenue Q is a quirky, funny times before, in Ogunquit, Maine; experienced at Act2! Directed by Armenta, Club Ripples, Long Beach Broadway musical featuring New York City .... This performance Act2PV managing partner, Danny puppets and live actors! rivaled the Best of them!...” Mininni, this show is magical! Featuring four amazing singer/dancers, Daniela AVENUE Q is a delightful, laugh- Treviño, star of Act2’s “Legendary out-loud American musical that was Ladies/Celine Dion,” Faride Talamas, performed on Broadway from 2003 to co-star of last year’s “Twist & Shout,” 2019. Filled with gut-busting humor Marc Lopez, whose “Crooners and and a delightfully catchy score (not to Legends” show just debuted at Act2 mention the use of full-size puppets this week, and Víctor Do Espirito, that are animated by unconcealed former lead singer at Hard Rock Hotel human puppeteers), Avenue Q is a truly in Riviera Maya and Puerto Vallarta, unique show that has quickly become audiences have been spellbound by a favorite for audiences everywhere! “The BeeGees / Elton John” the high calibre of musical expertise, Although the show addresses humorous choreography and showmanship that A New Musical Tribute adult issues…(puppet sex!)…. and Battle of the Bitches each person brought to the stage. to these legendary singers! is not recommended for children, it People have said it is on par with Featuring NYC Drag Queens, West End and Broadway productions! is actually very similar to a “well- Vallarta’s #1 Musical Duo, UsTwo Sherry Vine and Jackie Beat “Best of Broadway” showcases 20+ known children’s television show” (and their live band), presents a musical songs from Broadway shows, including where puppets are friends. Audiences You are invited to witness a “Battle tribute to two of the most beloved musical everywhere have been captivated by A Chorus Line, Grease, Dream Girls, of the Bitches,” featuring NYC Drag acts of the 20th century, The BeeGees and Funny Girl, Les Miserables, Wicked, this fresh and funny story, and it won Queens, Sherry Vine and Jackie Beat. Elton John! UsTwo, featuring Daniel Cats, West Side Story, Sound of Music the prestigious 2004 “Triple Crown” for The New York Times called them “The Celis and Noemi Plascencia, will perform and many more! It features incredible Tony Awards…. BEST MUSIC, BEST Laurel & Hardy of Drag!” They will some of the most notorious songs of these dancing, creative set designs, gorgeous SCORE and BEST BOOK! During its teach each other on, song by filthy iconic entertainers, such as How Deep costumes and beautiful choral harmonies, 6-month run at Act2PV three years ago, song, in this wild and crazy combat is Your Love, Tragedy, Stayin’ Alive, duets, solos, and mini vignettes, each almost every show was sold out! zone! Blindly picking topics from a Night Fever and Your Song, Candle in song sparkling with pure Broadway The story of AVENUE Q takes place hat, each determined diva will belt the Wind, Crocodile Rock, Daniel, and brilliance! If you love any kind of music, in New York City and the street is out one of her world-famous, sick ‘n more! Their repertoire changes with each you will love this show! Fridays - 7:00 Avenue Q, the only address a person twisted song parodies. It doesn’t matter performance as they keep adding new pm. Tickets are available at act2pv.com. can afford when they’re fresh out of whether the topic is DRUGS, DRAG or repertoire, but these amazing vocalists TripAdvisor ★★★★★ college, out of a job, or just trying DICK, never fear – these gorgeous gals (and their live band) will definitely treat to find their purpose in life. It isa will have the perfect parody to present! you to an unforgettable evening of music! Absolutely phenomenal coming-of-age parable that satirizes After working together for over Not enough superlatives for these TripAdvisor ★★★★★ the issues and anxieties of entering 25 years in shows all over the incredible performers. We saw last adulthood. Produced by Act2PV, world, Jackie and Sherry have an “…Amazing! Great talents both of nights show on Broadway and Broadway directed by Alfonso Lopez. electricifying onstage chemistry that them and their band and crew! 2.5 should be as great as these performers. AVENUE Q has not been authorized cannot be denied! This double dollop hours of music flew by with us wanting If you are in PV treat yourself to the best or approved by the Jim Henson of drag delight has wowed SOLD more. We loved their special flare for entertainment you’ll ever see. If they Company or Sesame Workshop, OUT CROWDS all over the world, their songs and their amazing voices charged a $150. a ticket it would still be which have no responsibility for its and this is a show NOT to be missed! and banter. Can’t wait to come back worth every penny. Boss man Danny you content. Music & Lyrics by Robert FOUR SHOWS ONLY! next.. Definitely recommend! are the quintessential Pro.

ACT2PV – Corner of Basilio Badillo & Insurgentes – 2nd floor – 222-1512. For tickets, go toact2pv.com 34 The 7 Arts Our goal is to delight your senses by are infused into Rainere’s performances, touching a favorite memory from the while her infectious personality past, and nothing does that better than captivates her fans as they dance along music! With songs like Who Loves to the energy of the music. You, Baby, Sweet Caroline, Sway, Fly On her decision to create a show Away, Unchained Melody, Can’t Take honoring Donna Summer, Rainere My Eyes Off of You, and many many explains, “It was a realization that I more, “Crooners and Legends,” singer/ didn’t just SING Donna’s songs, I FELT dancer Marc Lopez, is an international them. They were embedded so deeply crooner who as performed in The United inside me that I knew I could honor her States, Europe and all over Mexico. by recreating her presence for audiences “Beyond Motown” Most recently, Marc was a headliner in who remember how great she and her Diana Villamonte, Vallarta’s #1 one of the most popular nightclubs in contributions were to all of us!” Rainere “Follies La Rouge” songstress (and runner-up in “The Voice Mexico City, and is currently starring in has performed in live theater, music of Mexico”) has returned for her THIRD Act2PV’s headlining show, “The Best videos, motion pictures, TV, and has been (EXTENDED BY POPULAR DEMAND) SOLD-OUT SEASON! Featuring songs of Broadway.” a popular entertainer on cruise shops A Broadway/Vaudeville/Burlesque by The Supremes, Michael Jackson, and a variety of social and corporate show, presented by Kimberly LaRue Queen, The Temptations, Frank Sinatra, events. But she experiences her greatest NYC dancer Kimberly LaRue Mariah Carey, The Jackson 5, Stevie joy when seeing her enthusiastic, live presents Follies La Rouge, a Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Alicia Keys, and audiences being transported back to the bedazzling dance extravaganza MANY more…. dance-oriented period of the ’70s! It’s not just the stunningly similar appearances featuring vaudeville comedy, as well “TripAdvisor ★★★★★ to Donna that makes this show great… as beautiful showgirls, gorgeous guys, dynamic singers and fabulous “...Powerfully gifted singer… natural it’s also the remarkable live vocals and entertainers! and captivating stage performer…” signature choreography that make up the complete winning package. This show is full of glitz, glamour, colorful costumes, love and surprises! The show also features some TripAdvisor ★★★★★ unbelievably beautiful dancing by “...incredible voice, charming, the fabulous Ana Vasquez Rodriguez charismatic and great strength and dance troupe, and it is a full two hours presence on stage. An excellent selection of non-stop fun that will keep you on of themes, from Sinatra to Barry White, the edge of your seat! This is a must- through Elvis and many more, with see in Puerto Vallarta! Blubé style. A complete show delight!...” COME AND SUPPORT ACT2PV “The B**ch is Back” PARTNER, OSCAR ADRIAN CISNEROS, WHO ALSO STARS The beloved Mama Tits, Vallarta’s IN THIS SHOW! 6’7” POWERHOUSE vocalist and “Fleetwood Mac drag queen, returns to Act2PV for & The Eagles” TripAdvisor ★★★★★ her 5th season, Mama Tits is back Genius!!! Follies La Rouge!!! with another raw and witty take on The magical musical duo, Us Two, “I can’t remember the last time I was life, sex, relationships and living your is featured in a musical tribute to the so inspired by a show. This production truth, with all new music and stories, everlasting and timeless music of two is vibrant, sexy and alive. If you took including jazz, blues, pop and rock! unforgettable groups from the 70s… FLEETWOOD MAC and THE the best that all of Puerto Vallarta TripAdvisor ★★★★★ EAGLES! UsTwo will perform songs is and placed it on the stage, this “Donna Summer” crown jewel of a performance would “...hysterically funny and sings beautifully, that will bring back memories from represent PV beautifully. Combining all while being incredible honest and moving A Tribute to Disco Diva, these two great groups, such as New dance, music, burlesque, joy, energy about her true life experience..” Donna Summer, by Raniere Kid in Town, One of These Nights, Take It Easy, Heartache Tonight, and inspirational gender fluidity, this “Crooners & Legends” From the moment Rainere steps on Dreams Everywhere, Landslide, production transports and transcends! the stage, you will be blown away by Desperado and many more. I know I sound over the top, but I don’t Featuring music from The Jersey her uncanny resemblance to Donna know how else to say that this show is TripAdvisor ★★★★★ Boys, Frank Sinatra, Frankie Valli, Summer! She has the same style, phenomenal. If you only do one show and many more of the greatest grace, energy and voice, too! Donna’s “...OMG! This has to be one of the best in Puerto Vallarta… Do this one…. crooners and legends of all time distinctive sounds of funk, soul and pop concerts I have seen in a very long time!…” Unforgettable. Genius.”

ACT2PV – Corner of Basilio Badillo & Insurgentes – 2nd floor – 222-1512. For tickets, go toact2pv.com 35 The 7 Arts Good, Poor, Poor Pitiful Me, Just One Vallarta’s most recent break-out Look, Allison, and more….. Brenda’s sensation, androgynous singer/dancer, stunning likeness, as well as her International Pole Dance champion beautiful, clear voice, and refreshing and America’s Got Talent semifinalist, smile is the perfect combination to Steven Retchless, returns with his take on such an amazing performer! hit show with an incredible blend of singing, story-telling, dancing, TripAdvisor ★★★★★ pole-dancing and much, much more! “...I was very impressed with this Lauded by everyone, including gays, “Legendary Ladies / show and am very glad I saw it. I’m legendary “King of Pop,” Michael straights, old, young, nationals and Celine Dion” a longtime Linda Ronstadt fan and Jackson! MJ LIVE is a visual and foreigners, this is a must-see at Act2PV! Brenda Gavino gives her a wonderful musical journey through the life of the TripAdvisor ★★★★★ A musical tribute to the iconic music tribute. Back by an excellent band, 20th century’s most idolized entertainer of the legendary ladies of Las Vegas Gavino sings a wide range of Ronstadt’s and promises to repeat the whole Steven Retchless, A Star is born! songs across the years … Gavino “Michael Jackson Experience.” MJ “This young man held the audience in Daniela Treviño, one of the stars of possesses a beautiful voice and a true LIVE features six dancers, acrobats, the palm of his hand from the moment he Act2PV’s hit musical revue, “Best of passion for Ronstadt’s music…” A+” and an incredibly talented Venezuelan stepped on stage until the last second of Broadway,” performs a musical tribute TV personality and Award-winning his show! Simply amazing...his stories, to many of the wonderful women who Micheal Jackson impersonator, Jose his dancing and his singing is like you’ve have performed in Las Vegas over the Martinez, The show also features never experienced before...he sang in years. Saluting Celine, Barbra, Charo, incredible sound and lighting effects Spanish “Llorona” which brought the Cher and many more, this young lady is by Sebastien Lepage. system and a audience to tears....if you go see any one of Mexico’s brightest shining stars, multi-faceted light show! With songs show, if you want to do any one thing... and has the best voice Vallarta has seen such as Thriller, Billie Jean, Smooth you need to see Steven Retchless!!!” in decades! Her show is a must-see in Criminal, Bad, Beat It, ABC, Don’t Vallarta. You will never forget her! Stop Til You Get Enough, etc., this Tickets are available at act2pv.com 90-minute spectacular pays homage MAMMA MIA! TripAdvisor ★★★★★ to the songs and dances that made Michael Jackson one of the most Legendary Ladies MAMMA MIA!, the Broadway revered artists of our time. “... amazing and has great stage Musical, is featured on the Main performance...and is beautiful! She Stage! This is the most exciting TripAdvisor ★★★★★ sang songs from a few artists including production in Vallarta history and “...MJ singer had all the unique moves Celine Dion, Cher and Barbara has been selling out every time it is of MJ and was spot on in the delivery! Streisand (as well as a few others). performed! Audiences are raving Steve Grand ... An incredible experience…” She has a couple good looking male about it and the TripAdvisor and Singer/songwriter and overnight dancers that work with her as well. Google.com reviews are out of this internet sensation, Steve Grand, I highly recommend this show. You world! (For more information, shares his highly vulnerable and won’t be disappointed!” see description above.) Mondays, Thursdays & Saturdays - Almost all personable stage presence on the Red shows have sold out in advance. Room Stage, making his frequently Get your ticket now! SOLD OUT shows feel like an intimate gathering of friends in his living room TripAdvisor ★★★★★ as he accompanies himself on piano and Mama Mia! “This has to be one of the guitar and interacts with the audience greatest productions in Puerto Vallarta. between songs. This all-new, up-close Have seen many Broadway NYC and and intimate show will feature many London productions and this compares of your favorite songs from Steve’s favorably. A must see when visiting PV.” original catalog, as well as some of his Retchless! favorite music by Queen, Elton John, “Linda Ronstadt, MJ LIVE! George Michael, Billy Joel, Kacey In My Voice” BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! Musgraves and more! A Musical and dance tribute Featuring songs, dance, stories and ★★★★★ Singer/Dancer Brenda Gaviño to Michael Jackson MUCH MORE by International Pole TripAdvisor who has always had a special affinity Dancing Champion, Steven Retchless! for the music of the timeless living “MJ LIVE” is a thrilling musical “Highlight of our trip! ★ Steve is legend, Linda Ronstadt. Singing extravaganza, dedicated to the creative Wednesdays – 9:30 pm charismatic, a talented singer with emotion songs like Blue Bayou… You’re No genius and unsurpassed talent of the (starting March 25) with a good heart and funny too! …”

ACT2PV – Corner of Basilio Badillo & Insurgentes – 2nd floor – 222-1512. For tickets, go toact2pv.com 36 The 7 Arts Talk Dirty to Me ★★★★★ “Jackie ALWAYS gives and ageless Tina Turner, with whom she AUDITIONS SATURDAY, an incredible show! Funny as hell and shares an uncanny resemblance, both MARCH 14 – 1:00 PM! Starring International Drag Star, Jackie Beat constantly keeps the audience in gut- physically and vocally. Diana’s show OPENING NIGHT – Wednesday, March 18 wrenching laughter. She is an amazing is the perfect vehicle to combine the – (Party 8:30 pm / Show 9:30 pm) performer and I can’t wait to see her energy and talent of these two virtuosos! next show.” — Austin Nation Diana Villamonte, one of the most FOUR SHOWS ONLY! talented entertainers that has ever crossed the Act2PV stage, has been starring to sold- out audiences for the past three years. She is “magical” in this show. She continues to win the hearts of her audiences over and over, and people are amazed at the talent of this beautiful, young singer. This show is a MUST-SEE in Puerto “Tossed Salad” Vallarta and is good for all ages. La Cage Aux Folles - List of Characters Featuring 6-time Drag Queen of the TripAdvisor ★★★★★ Albin – the aging star of La Cage Year Award-winner (HX magazine) “...The Best Entertainment in PV…” and the legendary “green goddess” of aux Folles who performs as the drag Drag superstar, JACKIE BEAT, has drag, Hedda Lettuce. Celebrating her queen Zaza and Georges’ husband. been entertaining audiences across the fifth season at the Red Room Cabaret, With FOUR (and sometimes Georges – The owner and master U.S. and in Europe for over TWENTY- Hedda will toss out the perfect mix of FIVE) shows every night, of ceremonies of La Cage and Albin’s FIVE YEARS with her razor-sharp fresh, crisp improvisational comedy, Act2PV has been voted the husband of over 20 years. Jean-Michel – Georges’s 24-year- comedy and hysterical song parodies. She bawdy and biting wit, light dancing and #1 Entertainment Venue in old son from a brief heterosexual not only warps hits by Britney Spears, lush, live (NOT lip-synched) singing! the Banderas Bay! If you are fling in Paris, raised by Albin and Madonna, Mary J. Blige, Christina All this, along with her colorful looking for high-quality theatrical Georges as “mother” and father. Aguilera, Cher, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, costumes, creates the perfect show! productions, internationally Jacob – Albin and Georges’s butler, Mariah Carey and many others, but she TripAdvisor ★★★★★ renowned musical cabaret, or drag although he prefers to be called the flawlessly sings her twisted, new versions shows, Act2PV continues to bring maid, who dreams of performing in LIVE — hitting every last note. “...Absolutely one of the most you the BEST OF THE BEST their show. He is close to Albin and Her hilarious music videos on YouTube hilarious shows I’ve ever seen!” entertainment for 2020! This often at odds with Georges. are huge hits that have been seen by Jacqueline – Albin and Georges’s millions of people. Jackie’s stand-up has beautiful, 5-star venue truly has stylish, imposing friend and the been featured in comedy clubs across the something for everyone! owner of Chez Jacqueline, a well- country and on Comedy Central, VH-1 known elegant restaurant. and MTV. Her scathing song parodies Act2PV’s incredible entertainment, Anne Dindon – Jean-Michel’s have been featured on America’s Top with its amazing sound and lighting fiancée. Forty with Ryan Seacrest, The Howard systems, is on par with any theater Edouard Dindon – Anne’s ultra- Stern Show, Much Music TV, Yo on E! in North America! Excellent live conservative father and the deputy general of the Tradition, Family, and and PerezHilton.com. She has appeared musical entertainment (with no on many TV shows such as “Sex and the Morality Party. cover) is also offered in the beautiful, City” and in several movies including Marie Dindon – Anne’s mother fully-equipped Encore bar! and Edouard’s wife. “Flawless” with Robert DeNiro, the “Whitney & Tina” festival hit “Wigstock The Movie” and the Come early and enjoy a drink! Francis – The stage manager of La camp cult horror favorite “Gingerdead Man Tickets are available at act2pv.com Cage. starring Diana Villamonte, Vallarta’s 3: Saturday Night Cleaver.” Jackie has also M. 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ACT2PV – Corner of Basilio Badillo & Insurgentes – 2nd floor – 222-1512. For tickets, go toact2pv.com 41 The 7 Arts 38 Health Matters nutrient, your thyroid needs to A 2016 study found that The Healing work correctly. increased intake of copper and Power Iodine is not created by the body manganese led to higher levels of naturally and must be obtained T3 and T4 in the bloodstream. The of Plants from outside sources. best way to supplement the thyroid Ricardo Mazcal We know that almost every sea is by eating correctly and taking [email protected] Herbalist and Nutritionist in the world has kelp in it and that qualified doses of kelp. kelp is a fantastic source of iodine. When our body has the proper The thyroid gland uses iodine natural nutrients and antioxidants Thyroid imbalance and a natural fix and turns it into the hormones T3 and the appropriate amounts of and T4. Kelp is bursting with kelp, selenium, magnesium, zinc, You feel run-down, tired, have hormones (hypothyroidism) can the natural, healthy iodine your copper, and manganese, the thyroid brain fog, gaining or losing cause weight gain, unexpected thyroid needs to function properly. can regulate metabolism, so we weight, experiencing hair loss, or weight loss can signal that too Dietary supplementation with can enjoy more energy, less brain feel anxious, irritable or sweat a much thyroid hormone is being kelp and minerals can fix our fog, better moods, and the ability lot more than usual. All of these produced (hyperthyroidism). metabolism so that we can start to feel more alive. are common symptoms of thyroid Hypothyroidism can cause burning body fat and improving The herbs with the highest levels problems. the heart to beat more slowly, mental performance. Getting T3 of antioxidants are oregano, sage, The thyroid gland regulates many while hyperthyroidism causes a and T4 hormones released into peppermint, lemon balm, clove, hormonal processes within the fast heartbeat. Elevated levels the bloodstream can regulate and cinnamon. body, and women are particularly of thyroid hormones can lead the metabolism for every cell in Cayenne Pepper Extract likely to have disorders that affect to increases in blood pressure our body. Once created, thyroid improves circulation, allowing the function of this vital gland. and the sense that your heart is hormones T3 and T4, by using T3 and T4 hormones to regulate Identifying and treating these pounding. It can cause symptoms the right portions of kelp and metabolism more efficiently. conditions is a must for optimum like depression, tiredness, and minerals, can boost your thyroid You can find me at the Marsol health and preventing long-term feeling sluggish. Hyperthyroidism and metabolism and get you back Hotel lobby by the Malecon Pier problems. is connected with anxiety, to feeling young again. on Friday mornings, at the Lions’ The thyroid gland is located irritability, sleep disturbances, and The thyroid gland requires five Club on Saturday mornings and in front of the neck. With right restlessness. minerals selenium, magnesium, Wednesday evenings at Arte and left lobes, it is shaped like a The thyroid affects the regulation zinc, copper, and manganese. Viviente located at 800 Morelos butterfly. The hormones produced of body temperature, so those with Selenium, magnesium, and zinc downtowntro. by this gland control the body’s hypothyroidism often feels cold. are abundant in food, yet studies You can contact me by e-mail metabolism, which is the process of Hyperthyroidism causes excessive show that the majority of people at mexicasupplement@gmail. how the body uses energy problems sweating and a dislike of heat. are deficient in at least one of com to provide you with that affect thyroid function can As hypothyroidism is much more these minerals. Without them, additional information about either speed up or slow down common than hyperthyroidism. I your metabolism cannot work at Thyroid imbalance and Herbal metabolic processes, which can will focus on it this week. full strength. If T3 and T4 thyroid supplements, tinctures, antiviral lead to a wide range of symptoms. Iodine, as we now know, is the hormones make it to the trillions herbs, and food recipes to achieve Changes in weight indicate an essential nutrient for making the of cells inside our bodies, they your health and nutrition goals. abnormal function of the thyroid thyroid hormones T3 and T4. can stimulate and regulate our gland. Low levels of thyroid Iodine is the most crucial metabolism. (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 8 39 Health Matters Manage your energy, not your stress! Energy management for healthy living

Taron Puri B.A., LL.B which we have no control, and The energy management model those over which we do! Knowing Energy Management teaches us There is an energy crisis in our the difference between the two is how to ‘neutralize’, rather than world today. But unlike the one we critical to our well being if we want ‘manage’ stress. Working from the hear about daily on the news, this to minimize ‘negative’ stress which inside-out, it addresses the dynamic one is more personal, to wit: our results when we try to control behind your behaviors and choices Taron is a Speaker, Author & own life force energy. Ongoing the impossible, worry about the through which you experience Mentor from Calgary, Alberta. He stresses which deplete our energy inevitable, and constantly argue conflict versus flow, and shows you guides clients on how to remove levels leave us feeling personally with ‘that which is’. Ultimately, we how to strategically redirect your obstacles & connect to their power devitalized and struggling to can get caught up in what I term physical, mental, emotional and within. He works to align the take care of everyday needs; and the ‘could’ve, should’ve’ syndrome spiritual energies to create better physical, mental, emotional and professionally, declining levels of which further weighs us down! flow, harmony, peace and fulfillment spiritual selves, restoring clarity, productivity, performance, as well If you relate to any of this, then in your life. Since it draws upon the flow, & happiness. He has his own as morale and job satisfaction are all you too can relate to so many others silent power and potential which line of aromatherapy, a meditation resulting in burn out and increasing who end up experiencing increasing already exists within each of us, it C.D., & has authored his soon to short term disability leaves. 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Generally, there are stresses over www.HolisticBioSpa.com Email: [email protected] (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 24 40 Health Matters 41 Health Matters Adult daughters of alcoholics she can negotiate openly with her Honestly evaluate your positive partner, can be herself without and negative characteristics and …and maybe the rest of us too! fearing rejection, and she knows determine what behaviors, attitudes, (part 2 of 2) she is a good person. She grew and beliefs you want to go forward Giselle Belanger beyond her injuries, knows how to with and which ones no longer serve RN, LCSW take risks, to forgive, to share, and you, are no longer part of who you to love. want to be, and leave them behind. NOTE: All of the above This may be difficult at first because Last week I described the a) difficulty expressing emotions, information was taken from: it is all so familiar. You may need achiever, b) triangulator, c) passive blames herself too much, driven, (ACKERMAN, Robert (2002) to ask your partner and friends what one and d) other-directed one. and suffers stress-related illnesses. Perfect Daughters (revised edition). they think. You may not actually Now here are the next four types. The Detacher: wants to Deerfield Beach, FL, USA: Health realize the extent of some of your Let’s see which ones sound familiar remove herself emotionally and Communications, Inc., ch 10, pgs behaviors or attitudes. “Am I really either for you or someone you psychologically from all situations 171-198.) Ask yourself… that controlling?”… “Do I really know. that make her uncomfortable. She Do you allow your feelings? Can say that so often?”… etc. You may The Conflict Avoider: avoids realizes as an adolescent that even you admit to yourself and to others be surprised and you may be hurt, personal conflict at any cost, but is though she must live with this how you feel? Have you learned but it is part of your evaluation always helping everyone else with dysfunctional family, it isn’t going how to express your emotions process and very necessary in order their problems, which helps her to bother me anymore. As soon or are you suppressing them and to identify what you need to change. avoid her own. She is a people- as she is old enough, she leaves minimizing their significance and Invest the time and energy into pleaser and does not believe healthy (physically detaches). She enters importance? making the changes. It takes practice arguments exist. She postpones a cycle called “premature closer” Do you regularly and readily ask and very conscious deliberate her own problems and never which means she leaves every time for help without waiting until a efforts. Every day you have to resolves anything. The only time something or someone makes her situation is out of control or the last remain very aware of your thoughts she can receive emotional support uncomfortable. resort? and behaviors, your instinctive from others is when something Consequently, she has not How is your self-esteem? What is tendencies, and immediate reactions beyond her control has happened allowed herself to learn to work your self-worth based on? Can you and then decide if this is something to her, such as an accident or things out or find solutions. The accept compliments? to allow or not. If it is something illness. Consequently, she is good emotional motivation is to avoid Do you truly know who you are? you previously decided needed to in a crisis, is a good negotiator being hurt. In relationships, she Are you clear about what you want change, then immediately stop and and problem solver for others, leaves at the first sign of trouble. out of life and in a relationship? replace it with the new thought persistent, thinks of alternatives She is perceptive, independent, How trusting are you? Do you or behavior. Change and grow. and is a good communicator. The self-motivated, a traveler, non- live in fear of what people think, Become a better healthier you. negatives include: powerlessness, conformist. The negatives: defiant, of what may or may not happen, Seek and find happiness. depression, denial, intimidated, lonely, jealous and suspicious, of failure? 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The negatives In relationships, her emotional are: critical, avoids taking risks, and physical needs are being met, 42 Health Matters

individual including, observation, Functional pulses, patient history and questions, ph levels, diet regimes, medicine. blood types etc. The Functional Krystal Frost Medicine professional also uses lab testing and imagery for diagnostic purposes. Connections to the M.D. community provide reference and I noticed a string of FB stuff. Hmmm… my kinda of stuff. support. Functional medicine builds comments from local professionals At its essence, Functional Medicine on conventional medicine, focuses about Functional Medicine, then is a rebranding of complementary on advanced diagnostic testing, some cute girls from California (of medicine which encompasses includes medication, leverages course), came in to Organic Select a number of modalities such as nutrition and supplements alongside who actually practice and shared Chiropractics, Eastern medicine primary care, and embraces specialty insight... This got me thinking to practices, Traditional Chinese according to the CDC (Center for care when needed. see what’s out there in the ether. Medicine (TCM) homeopathics, Disease Control). Some of the maladies that have Functional medicine is a form herbology, tintures, body work, That’s what WHO says. been treated successfully with of complex complementary health massage, nutritional orientation, Seems to me it’s a good thing Functional Medicine: care. Its proponents claim that other stuff including traditional that marries modern medicine with - Gastrointestinal it focuses on the “root causes” practices our grandmothers used. traditional by creating an individual - Autoimmune and of diseases based on interactions Why and How and Who… treatment plan that address a number inflammatory disorders between the environment and According to the World Health of issues including the emotional - Hormones (and fertility) the gastrointestinal, endocrine, Organization WHO (that’s funny), and mental states of the individual, - Cardio-metabolic and immune systems to develop 90% of our health is “socially i.e.: Functional Medicine. TCM (includes blood sugar heart “individualized treatment plans”. determined” – meaning determined mentions the same intention of health and weight) Opponents have described it by what we eat, how we move, how finding root causes of pain and - Mental /emotional/anxiety as pseudoscience, quackery and we manage stress, our relationships disease and treating those factors - Insomnia just good old hocus pocus witchy and our environment. The WHO rather than treating symptom which - Cancer patient support has also shown that only 10% usually put the patient on increasing - Pain management. of our health is determined by doses of medication creating other - Limes disease. interactions with the medical system symptoms that then need to be Here is a kind of list of the – that’s doctors, prescription drugs, treated by MORE medication - that professionals who tend to procedures, hospitals. leads down the path to the medicine Functional Medicine in Vallarta. Unfortunately conventional intoxication to the liver and kidneys. There are others out there, medical system only looks at that I see a lot of this in my TCM practice. obviously, so know that this list 10%, and typically ignores the rest. By definition, functional medicine isn’t exclusive by any means. As you know… this approach to professional looks at the body as Bio Medicine, Dr. Morales Limes health care is making us sicker in an interconnected ecosystem and disease, midtown general, while costing us more. In considers the mental emotional and Dr. Aldape Corpus Ernesto, midtown fact, 90% of health care costs physical as well as all physiological Holistic Bio Spa - Stem Cell today in the U.Sx are due to systems. Diagnostics can be done a Therapy in Mexico, Marina Vallarta chronic lifestyle driven disease, number of ways depending on the Osteopath Eduardo Hernandez C.O. / Integrative Medicine & Bodywork, midtown Chiropractic Health Center, Plaza Marina Krystal Frost L. Ac, Traditional Chinese medicine, midtown in Organic Select There’s that... and keeping an open mind is helpful.

Krystal Frost For questions and comments - Cell: 322 116-9645 Email: [email protected] 43 Dollars & Sense Some general thoughts on the stock market Cordell Hicks

Last time I contributed to a column to PV Mirror was 2008, shortly before moving back to Albuquerque. That was the year the stock market collapsed like it is doing now. Map) on Central number (See location 19 Then the media blamed it on the greed of the real estate mortgage lenders. Paul Volker came up with a plan to save the banks and investment houses from going under and creating a depression by the ripple effect. The safeguards to prevent the meltdown from occuring again were agreed upon and a depression was avoided, barely. Over the next four years the markets, recovered to their pre-collapse levels and since then, has tripled. Needless to say, the powerful bankers and politicians have weakened the Volker plan and the credit excesses are back again. Now, the popular media is blaming this collapse we are seeing on the Coronavirus, not on any fundamental bad economic policies. The world is reeling as the cases rise and apparently, it will only get worse. As fear turns into panic, gold becomes a safe haven again, judged by the new higher price. Oil stocks are falling sharply. There is a scramble to get high yielding stocks like ATT. Ten-year US Treasuries are near 1% yield. Mutual funds are liquidating stocks to go to large cash positions. The massive orders to sell stocks evoked The New York Stock Exchange halted trading Friday briefly. The peso exchange at Intercom moveds back over 20 to the US dollar.

No one is jumping out of windows on Wall Street yet as in Map) on Central number (See location 1929. 12 When this collapse runs its course there will be some extraordinary bottom fishing opportunities, as there were after 2008. Give it some time to test the bottom… Until then…

Cordell Hicks was a stock broker for 27 years in Albuquerque, NM, beginning with Quinn & Co. and ending with the Royal Bank of Canada’s firm, Dain Rauscher. Since he was in the oil exploration business before becoming a stock picker, his specialty area was oil and natural gas. Now he serves as an independent investment consultant for a few of his former clients and mostly spends his time enjoying the good life in the tropics. If you have any questions or comments, you may contact him through [email protected] 44 Real Estate

higher for handling of funds entering S.A., a foreign trust, or S.A.S. Colombia, it is recommended that (Colombia corporate structure). If for Viewpoint you open a brokerage account. tax purposes, or for reasons of privacy, Opening a brokerage account you wish to manage your affairs in Harriet Murray requires patience and the government this manner, this is completely legal is very strict. be a bit tedious, but his in Colombia. You will have to supply is the safest and most secure way to all foreign corporate documents, duly bring money in and out of Colombia. translated by an approved translator If you want to know how to buy in Colombia As long as you have not been in and legalized (probably with the the country for more than 6 months Apostille seal). There are no restrictions on The process for buying real estate in in one calendar year, you can register If you are just interested in making foreigners buying property Colombia consists of funds coming into Colombia as a a simple investment in Colombia, in Colombia. Real estate transactions 1.- Verbal offer foreign investment. This is important buying real estate in Colombia in are handled by a notary, and an 2.- Price on the deed to know if you are planning to apply your own name is the best way to attorney of the buyer’s choice should 3.- Amount of the deposit for a Colombian residency visa based move forward. If you intend to buy write the offer. 4.- How the road improvement tax on a foreigner buying real estate in a few properties to rent out, then you Foreigners buying Colombia real will be paid (Medellin) Colombia. might wish to incorporate a company estate is that it can qualify you for a 5.- When the Promesa de The Colombian residency visa to manage this business. A Colombian Colombian residency visa too. Compraventa will be signed, the based on real estate investments residency visa can only be applied for There are a couple important deposit, and the date for the closing. (Colombia Investor Visa) uses the with property purchased in your name. points to remember when buying real In Colombia, there is no title yearly minimum wage as part of the You must first obtain permanent estate in Colombia as a foreigner. insurance and no escrow. You need calculationsThis Colombian residency residency by an investment of The Colombian marketplace is not to hire an experienced lawyer who visa is renewable up to five years. approximately US$150,000 over-leveraged. Deals are done understands real estate law to do The Colombian residency visa in Colombian real estate or as in cash and there is no substantial a title search and a series of other must be registered in the deed. It Is contributions to a Colombian company. discount for paying in cash, if any background checks. not unusual for a Colombian to want After five years as a permanent resident, Forget your North American Once the title search is done, the to register a lower sale price on the you and your family may apply expectation that if a property has been lawyer will prepare the document deed. You and your agent must pay for naturalization. Check if your 5-year on the market for a long time, you can called the Promesa de Compraventa. close attention toin your negotiations visa is good if you are out of the country negotiate hard and get a good deal. This will outline all of the details if you intend to apply for a visa based for a period of time. A Colombian will sit on a property, above. It also includes a penalty on your purchase. unless there is a really urgent need clause, often of 20%, that is applied You need to register the property in This article is based upon legal to sell, until he receivers an offer for for default to either party. The deposit your name. It can not be purchased opinions, current practices and my what he believes it is worth. As the goes to the seller. through an L.L.C, S.A.S., Panama personal experiences. I recommend prices rise in the marketplace, sellers The final step for buying real estate S.A., or a foreign trust if you want to that each potential buyer or seller will continue to raise their own price. in Colombia as a foreigner is the apply for a visa based on a property of real estate conduct his own due This is a cultural view in Colombia signing of the deed (escitura). purchase. diligence and review. and not something you will change. At this point you will finalize all of You can spurchase real estate in Do not try a tactic of saying you will the paperwork, make the remaining Colombia through L.L.C., Panama need a lower price because you need to payment, and receive the keys. do a lot of maintenance or remodeling. Foreigners without a Colombian The seller most often thinks there is ID generally can not obtain bank Harriet Murray nothing wrong with his home. accounts. Because banks charge Can be contacted at [email protected] | www.casasandvillas.com (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 6 ´ 45 Gil Gevins Page “Sir, why are you putting on those on a fresh mask, dousing my gloved gloves?” hands with sanitizer and beginning to Air paranoia “You think I’m crazy?” I told hyperventilate. Nancy. “You think I’m going to touch “What are you doing now?” she that thing with my bare hands?” Both asked. Gil Gevins gloves snugly in place now, I lifted the “Hyperventilating.” tray table, reminding myself to steer “Why?” clear of the dreaded “seat pouch”, the “Nancy,” I said, between deep repository of only Typhoid Mary knew breaths, “my goal is to refrain from I am not a hypochondriac, per se. At this point I noticed my neighbor. what manner of deadly pathogens! actually inhaling while I am inside the In light of the ongoing coronavirus I was on the aisle, while he was in the “You know, Sir,” Nancy said, her bathroom.” Taking one last lung-full of epidemic, however, I have gone a doubly undesirable middle seat: both eyes going cold like a contract killer, (relatively) safe air, I opened the door little overboard. I used to count sheep uncomfortable and dangerous to your “we do clean and sanitize this plane and plunged into the bacteria-booth. to fall asleep. Now, I count strains of health. Imagine receiving potential on a regular basis.” The germs were everywhere! I E. Coli - they’re not as scary as the bursts of coronaviruses from not one, “You do this personally?” couldn’t see them, but when has Yahoo coronavirus. but two directions. My seat-mate “Of course not. The maintenance Travel and Leisure ever been wrong? Then I read an article (five times) on was a well-dressed middle-aged man crew does it.” Making a mental note to incinerate my Yahoo, entitled, “Germiest Places You of Mexican extraction, and he was “The maintenance crew, huh? I entire outfit upon landing, I did what I Encounter While Traveling”. What regarding me with some confusion. hear that’s a tough job to get. Like, had to and fled. Soon I was standing alarmed me the most were the sections “My name is Beto,” I told him, if you graduate middle school, you’re outside in the aisle again, gasping for dealing with air travel: airplane seat in his native tongue. “Excuse me if automatically disqualified.” breath. pouches, airplane tray tables, airplane I don’t shake hands, because then “Miss,” Carlos asked Nancy in “Are you all right?” Nancy, who blankets and, most terrifying of all, I would have to either utilize more English, “can I please change my seat?” was busy infecting the minuscule bags airplane BATHROOMS! hand-sanitizer, or put on another pair “I’m afraid the plane is full.” containing our three complimentary I quote: “Airplane bathrooms may of gloves. And I only brought so many “Someone has to sit next to me, peanuts, asked. be tiny but they are big breeding pairs with me. But believe me, uh…” Carlos,” I told my seat-mate. “Asi es “I think so,” I said, removing my grounds for germs. The space is so “Carlos,” said my neighbor, as he la vida.” second pair of gloves and changing small that flushing the toilet sprays searched frantically for a flight attendant. “Asi es la vida,” he agreed sadly. masks. “Have you been standing out germs onto almost every surface in the “Pleased to meet you, Carlos. Shortly after take-off, my worst here all this time? Eavesdropping?” bathroom, including the sink!” Are you going to Mexico City on fears came to pass. “Got to hit the “No, of course…” The sink? Where you wash your vacation?” head, Carlos,” I told my nervous “Well, in case you were wondering, freaking hands? “No, business.” Carlos looked me in neighbor. “Wish me luck.” I was making number one.” A week later I was forced to fly, the eye. “Tell me,” he said, lowering “Luck?” “I didn’t hear you flush,” she said. against my will, to Mexico City on his voice, “you seem like a reasonable “You’re right, Carlos. Forget the “I couldn’t. I forgot my Bio-Hazard business. I would have driven - Christ person… what’s with the paper shoes, luck. Pray for a miracle.” suit.” on a Chrysanthemum! I would have and the gloves and the mask? Are you At the rear of the plane, who should I hopped, skipped and jumped! If only allergic to something?” run into but Nancy, God’s gift to frequent time (and my physical therapist) had “Everything. But if you want to fliers. Nancy was in the process of Gil Gevins allowed it. know what’s with all this stuff, the contaminating a tray of complimentary Is author of six truly hilarious books, In the TB-Tunnel, prior to boarding answer is simple: germs. Trillions of coffee, but took a moment to inform including his latest, 101: GIL’S GREATEST the plane, I slipped on some janitor’s them. Did you notice I already have me that I was upsetting some of the HITS. Signed copies of all Gil’s books are gloves, a surgical mask and a pair of my tray table lowered?” passengers with my “odd” behavior. available at his wife’s wonderful shop, paper slippers. A stewardess named “Yes,” Carlos said, “and I believe “What’s odd about not wanting to LUCY’S CUCU CABAÑA, located at 295 Nancy, who I came to know quite well that is against airline regulations. die from the flu?” I demanded, putting Basilio Badillo. And as E-Books on Amazon. in the course of the flight, asked me if Before takeoff the tray table must be I was ill. in the upright position.” “Not yet.” “That’s what my wife keeps telling “Then why are you wearing the me. Listen, Carlos, just remember mask?” this: when the plague finally hits, and “Because everybody else is. Can I I’m the only passenger not sneezing to please take my infected seat now?” death, you…” Nancy eyed me warily and said, “Of “Sir?” it was Nancy, my favorite course. Enjoy your flight.” stewardess. Once I was seated, and had “Keep those blankets and pillows lowered into position the pathogenic away from me!” I warned her. playground known as the “tray “Sir, you have to raise your tray table”, I opened my container of hand table prior to takeoff.” sanitizer and removed the heavy-duty “See, Carlos? That’s all women gloves. ever think about - sex.” 46

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Water temps drastic drop, basic “Bread and Butter” species. massive bait, on and off Most people come in the shop looking for the standard players but at best, feeling lucky? know nothing about in-shore fishing. Stan Gabruk In PV the fishing is never bad, it just (Owner of Master Baiter's Sportfishing & Tackle) changes. Now these options for the most part are half to ¾ days. Right now the cold water species have arrived. Grouper, Snapper and most importantly Sea Bass at the Ameca River mouth, a few miles north of Marina Vallarta. We only have these species for a short six week period before the water warms up again. If you’re down near the south end where the rocks line the shoreline at Los Arcos towards Cabo Corrientes, this is a fish gold mine. You’ll recognize running dead baits or Krill mimic smaller snapper but there are many baits of red or pink. different species there waiting for We’re still doing the shared boats, your baits. The “Mouth” to Marina Surf Pole rentals out of the Marina Vallarta at the buoy has been just full Shop. We also have some loss of Sierra Mackerel at sunrise! This leader promotions you’ll find on my This past week we’ve seen a Striped Marlin are still in the area condition only last for a few hours Facebook pages (Master Baiter’s massive drop in water temperatures but they’re thin and spread out. The so you need to be there as the sun is Sportfishing & Tackle). Benjamin and it’s taking its toll. With massive clean green water has turned up and coming up. If you do this, you can our Tour Expert can wrap this all bait in the bay and surrounding areas, we all know this is clear and cold. expect many Sierra Mackerel before up in one nice package so you don’t winter fishing is finally here. Now For now it’s just best to set your 07:15. They’re hitting “Hoochie” need to fret with some of these Bozos this may sound like a bad thing, but frustration limiter a little lower and baits that mimic Krill Squid. Once out there. it’s not. We go through this every focus on closer in fishing. Punta we pass the 08:00 time frame it Until next week, don’t forget to year. True, we won’t be boating Mita to El Moro is seeing some will abruptly end. Then what? Go kiss your fish! Dorado, but the Grouper, Snapper, nice Pompano (near El Moro) to 25 for Jack Crevalle to 45 lbs, Sierra and Sea Bass are back and it’s great lbs., Sierra Mackerel, Amber Jacks Mackerel in the bay, Snapper, Snook, affordable action. You’ll see species at 40 lbs. for the jiggers and Cubera Grouper, Bonito and the list goes on. Stan Gabruk now you don’t see in the summer Snapper as well. Great option for The point being you don’t have to Web page: www.MasterBaiters.com.mx like the ones I just mentioned. So an eight-hour trip. Sails and Stripers go out and spend a ton of “vacation” Local Phone at: (044) 322 779 7571 don’t get down or depressed, the are in the mix, but very thin and very money to have fun and this is why! or our international number is: 011 fishing is great and we’re going to spread out. Surf fishing is also another option, 52 322 209 1128 10 to 9 local time. tell you why! Now the fun fishing is in the especially now! The bite is at 08:00 #MasterBaitersSportfishing on Instagram Every week I go down this list bay. We all know that Jack Crevalle, to 12:00 for the morning bite, so plan http://www.facebook.com/pages/Master- of locations and what’s happening. Bonito and Sierra Mackerel are our Baiters-Sportfishing-Tackle/88817121325 accordingly. Water temperatures are The trade name Master Baiter’s ® Sportfishing But at this time of the year talking at 68 and hopefully stable now. With and Tackle is protected under trade mark law in depth about locations 35 miles out so much natural bait in the water, try and is the sole property of Stan Gabruk. to Corbeteña is not what most people in Puerto Vallarta want to know about. Most I speak with are novice fisherman, looking to me to tell them what “they” want to do. Well I’m not a mind reader, but I do know this, if you’re not catching fish, you’re not having fun. Since having fun is what it’s all about, let’s focus on the fun. Brief summary: Corbeteña has turned cold, water temps are in the 68 degree range and as cold as I can remember them ever being. As a result we’re seeing Dorado have left for warmer waters. Sailfish and 50 ´ Nature s World Nat Geo ranks Playa del Amor among the Top 21 Beaches in the world Heralded as a geological marvel, this beach - located in the Islas Marietas National Park - is the only beach in Mexico to make the list and the first to appear in the article.

Three years ago, National Islas Marietas National Park has Geographic published its list of the many other attractions with their “Top 21 Beaches in the World” and own natural beauty. The area is also Riviera Nayarit’s Playa del Amor a Protected Natural Area, and there - also known as Playa Escondida or are adequate restrictions in place Hidden Beach in the Marieta Islands - and can only be visited via certified was not only chosen for the article but operators and by following the rules topped the list, which was written by and regulations at all times. Kimberley Lovato. To best appreciate nature it’s The article was published on important to respect it and preserve it the US website which has more in the best way possible, which is why than 26,212,694 unique monthly there are efforts currently underway by visits. It was also published by Nat their excellent surf waves and others, and allows the sun to shine in, it’s the several segments in order to preserve Geo and Australia’s Herald Sun, the such as the one located in the Riviera only beach in Mexico that made the the natural heritage of Riviera Nayarit. UK’s Daily Mail andMirror, and Nayarit, for being extraordinary list of this prestigious international To read the article please click in Pop Sugar in the US. natural phenomena. medium, which specializes in the here: www.nationalgeographic.com/ The beaches were chosen for being Called a “Geological Marvel” for environment, science and history. travel/top-10/top-beaches-world/. enviable stretches of sand, others for the ring of stone that encircles it above It’s important to point out that the (Source: Rivieranayarit.com)

schemes for Reducing Emissions from Deforestation and Degradation Climate change and Mexico (REDD+); and 8) reduce “short life” pollutant emissions, such as black carbon and methane, to improve the health and welfare of Mexicans. In 2007 the Government adopted a first National Climate Change The Strategy also reinforces Mexico’s mitigation goals to reduce Strategy with the objective of defining a consensual public policy agenda emissions by 30% by 2020 with respect to the business-as-usual scenario, to tackle climate change. The President also called on representatives from and by 50% by 2050, as compared to emissions in 2000. the legislative, executive and judiciary, private sector and civil society Internationally, Mexico has been one of the most active developing to integrate the announced Climate Change National System (eventually countries in relation to conducting and updating the UNFCCC’s National launched in 2014) and work for the promotion of a “truly sustainable Inventories on Greenhouse Emissions. It was the first developing country to development”. The launch of the Inter-secretarial Commission on submit the Fourth National Communication and is on the verge of presenting Climate change, formed of 13 secretaries, was also announced. its Fifth National Communication. Mexico’s hosting of COP16 in 2010 In July 2013 Mexico adopted the 10-20-40 National Climate Change created momentum­ to address climate change, as evidenced by the four draft Strategy. Following from the 2012 General Law on Climate Change, laws put forward to Congress by the major political parties that eventually led the Strategy outlines actions to be implemented until 2040. It sets out to the approval of the General Law on Climate Change (GLCC). the main focal areas regarding cross-sectorial climate policy, adaptation Due to its geographical features, Mexico is one of the countries most to climate change and reduction of GHG emissions, presented as “eight vulnerable to the effects of climate change, in particular droughts, floods, axes of action”. rising sea levels and frequent extreme events. Moreover, more than half These are: 1) reduce vulnerability to climate change of Mexicans of the population lives in poverty with limited adaptation capacity. In living at risk and strengthen their resilience; 2) reduce the vulnerability response to the adaptation challenges, the Special Programme on Climate of production systems and strategic infrastructure against weather Change 2013-2018 has been adopted. It defines two main objectives: contingencies; 3) foster adaptability of ecosystems to the effects of global “Reduce vulnerability of the population and productive sectors and warming; 4) accelerate energy transition towards clean energy sources; strengthen the resilience of the strategic infrastructure” and “Protect, 5) reduce power consumption intensity through efficiency and rationality restore and sustainably manage ecosystems supporting the related schemes; 6) transition to sustainable city models, with intelligent mobility environmental services for climate change adaptation and mitigation” systems, integrated waste management and buildings with a low carbon and proposes a number of related measures. footprint; 7) encourage better agricultural and forestry practices, with (Source: www.lse.ac.uk/ - published in 2017) 51 Brain Teasers The New York Times Tuesday Crossword Puzzle Lynn Lempel |Edited by: Will Shortz | New York Times

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SUDOKU! Sudoku is a logic-based placement puzzle The aim of the puzzle is to enter a numerical digit from 1 through 9 in each row, column and group of squares enclosed by the bold lines (also called a box). Each box must contain each number only once, starting with various digits given in some cells (the “givens”). Each row, column, and region must contain only one instance of each numeral. Completing the puzzle requires patience. It is recommended as therapy because some studies have suggested they might improve memory, attention and problem solving while staving off mental decline and perhaps reducing the risk of Alzheimer’s disease. Solution on Page 48