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VOLUME 47 SAN FRANCISCO, DECEMBER 9, 1955 151 NUMBER 11

Keegan Chairman s Dump Plan Second USF

Leadership Day By BERNIE SCHNIEDER The first ASUSF Leadership Convention, held last Sep­ and DON HALOG tember in Santa Cruz, proved so successful that the Student How to Get Tickets to USF Cage Tilts The University of San Fran­ Legislature ^decided to hold another. Tickets for all USF basket are entitled to the 50c admis The convention has been scheduled for Sunday, February cisco Dons opened their season ball games are sold at the sion price. Tickets at this with three wins. They dumped 19, 1956. Athletic Department ticket price will be sold on campus Peter Keegan has been one weak team, USC, 57-38, window in the Loyola Lodge, only to Evening Division Stu­ and a pair of weaker ones, appointed chairman for the They are also available at the dents. affair, with Al Boro and Tom Chico State, 70-42, and San j games. Students of other schools Francisco State, 72-47, in ex­ Klitgaard acting as co-chair­ Tickets go on sale on cam are likewise entitled to the men. Ed Riordan will head tending their win string to a pus between two and four 50c admission rate. However, frightening 29. the arrangements committee. days before a given game. they can only purchase tick­ Keegan announced that the It took no longer than four For USF day students, each ets at this price at the game. minutes for USF to turn a convention site will probably must present his Student be the USF campus, with sev­ Faculty members may pur­ close basketball game into a Body card. This will be chase two general admission rout. They did it time and eral features having already punched and the student will reached the planning stage. tickets for $1.25. They can again last year, and this sea­ be given a special Student purchase them through Miss The convention will be held son's opener saw it recur. Body ticket, free of charge. Faye Walters, the athletic de­ Chico State determinedly for and by the student leaders The student must present partment secretary. on the campus. This group is rushed into the lead with both this ticket and his Stu­ The general public may pur­ three minutes played, 5-1. The made up of all student body dent Body card at the game. officers, all club presidents, chase general admission tick­ Dons tied it at 9-9, but four all committees of the student For the Law School, the ets at USF. These sell for minutes later the score was legislature, the FOGHORN same conditions apply as for $1.25. 22-9 with the Staters strug­ staff and the BSC. In order the Day School. The ticket office is open gling on. that the fullest representation Evening Division students from 10 a.m. until 5 p.m. For all purposes of compe­ of the ASUSF be made pos­ tition the game was over, but the show had just begun. Expe ct Spirit To Prevail sible, Chairman Keegan stated PETE KEEGAN All students are urged that fifty students, not asso­ Santa Chakalian Russell's Big 15 ciated with the above groups, ASUSF will be discussed, and to submit names and ad­ Coach Woolpert displayed will be allowed to attend. suggestions are welcome. The dresses of friends who on the Kezar floor the talent lonster Rally Dance Signups for the fifty students purpose of the convention, as may be interested in at­ ASUSF Gives most coaches only dream will be taken on a first-come stated by Keegan, is to help tending the University of about. Bill Russell, although alleviate any and all problems he scored only four points in Traditional Don spirit is a rousing rally. Bondanza students are urged to pur­ first-served basis. San Francisco. This infor­ Party for expected to prevail and assi­ stated that arrangements had chase their bids before tomor­ The day will commence at that have to be faced by the the first half, came back SF stud nt durin hi mation may be turned into milate the walls of Bermuda been made to secure the serv­ row night. Priced at $2.00 they 8 a.m., when a Mass will bt :¥ . l §" s years Orphans Sunday strong in the second stanza, Palms at tomorrow night's ices of a promising assort­ may be obtained from any of said, and adjourn at 5 p.m. vii the Hilltop the student body office to lead the scoring brigade Monster Rally Dance. ment of local talent. The the Student Body Officers, or for dinner. Highlighting the day will any day between the hours This year's ASUSF Christ­ with 15. , The Dons and their dates Townsmen, a noted Marin from the committee of Ray The convention will consist be a prominent guest speaker. of 9 a.m. and 3 p.m. All mas Party for orphans other­ With a little more experi­ ence, Mike Farmer could be will host a championship bas­ County Band, will provide Perkins, Ed Aubert, Al Twy- of discussion panels run by The committee members have names submitted do not wise practically forgotten at ketball team, fresh from music for the evening. a man capable of filling the ford, Joe Sangiacomo, Mary various departments, such as planned that this convention oblige the person named Christmastime will take three decisive wins, hoping to Bondanza and his able as­ Lynch, Jack Abad, Pat Tip­ the Student Court, NFCCS, place on campus this Sun­ spot Jerry Mullen vacated. will be even more successful but are used as references spur the NCAA kings on to a sistants Joe Murray and Er­ pett, Lucy Juanitas, Jim Cas- BSC and club presidents. All than the three-day trip to day, December 11, from 2 The Wildcats will not for­ successful road trip, and an­ nie Ornelias will spark the sassa and Ed Riordan. current problems of the Santa Cruz. for future students. p.m. to 5 p.m. get the pressing defense of other triumphant season. rally and add to the ever the' best pair of guards in the Guest passes are required The committee of David Hilltoppers are expected to present zest of USF Dances. for anybody who is not an of­ nation for many a sleepless gather en masse for this so­ The USF song girls will also Ft. Lewis CADET RECEIVES TROPHY Cerini (chairman), David night. ficial student of the Univer­ Clisham and Terry Schwaeg­ cial tribute to the nation's be present to further color the sity. Ten players dropped in all greatest team. evening. ler has promised the children the Green and Gold points for Each and every true Don is Dance Chairman Ron Chi­ Dancing will commence at Summer Camp a sparkling afternoon full of an impressive 70. appari has promised an eve­ 9 and end at 1. Sport dress urged to attend and contribute candies, cookies and other Off this opening perform­ ning of unforgettable enter­ will be the attire and the no his part in sustaining the Trophy Goes To goodies, entertainment and ance two things were out­ tainment and Head Yell Lead­ corsage rule will be in effect. high spirit that predominated even a Santa Claus. standing. One is that Carl er Joe Bondanza has planned Bid sale has been rapid and during last year's season. The children will be provid­ Boldt, like Farmer and Bill Les Grimes ed transportation in the Saint Mallen, will give Big Russ able Rated highest among the Ignatius High School bus and rebounding assistance. The Critic SpeaksB.A.C. Balks Move Raise NFCCS 63 senior ROTC cadets from several cars of members of second is that USF has a USF, Cadet Lieutenant Col­ the Student Legislature. The much stronger bench than onel Les Grimes has been orphans will come from the last year. Gene Brown, War­ At Literary To Send 3 More Regional Dues awarded the Distinguished Helpers of the Holy Souls ren Baxter and Bill Bush will Cadet Award trophy. Convent. see plenty of action at the Meet Sunday lion Cagers East By-Law Grimes merited the trophy The children will receive en­ guards, and Mike Preaseau The NFCCS Literary Com Last Monday's Student The National Federation of at las*t summer's Fort Lewis, tertainment, both live and can definitely handle a for­ ward spot. mission is holding its regional Legislature meeting high­ Catholic College Students Washington, ROTC Summer filmed, and will be given an Camp, where he was rated elaborate party. Then jolly The most conspicuous fault meeting Sunday at 7 p.m. at lighted motions to send two increased dues for the San Lone Mountain. All USF stu­ additional members of the second highest in his company Santa Claus Chakalian, at­ was the Hilltoppers' inability dents are invited to attend. basketball team back east for Francisco region at the last of over 140 men. tended by his Elf Max Cerini, to make free throws. USF the circuit games, and to pur­ regional council meeting. It More than 1200 cadets at­ will pass out gifts to the chil­ could have had at least fifteen Guest speaker is Eric Ma­ dren. ria Ritter von Kuehnelt-Led- chase a mimeograph machine was held on Nov. 30 at San tended the Summer Camp, 353 more points from the charity dihn, world renowned author for student use. A committee Francisco College for Women. of whom were designated as This event, which has come line. Distinguished Military Stu­ No Doubt? and critic. was set up to investigate pur The meeting stressed the to be a tradition at USF in chasing a sound powered dents, including Grimes. The the past several years, is one If there was ever a doubt Mr. von Keuhnelt-Leddihn need for more operation funds studied at the Theresianic megaphone for the cheer­ Distinguished Military Stu­ of the few really exciting in anyone's mind whether the Academy of Vienna and the leaders. and amended the by-laws of dents are supposedly the best II events in the year for these 1955-56 USF Dons could fol­ University of Budapest. He Following reports on the the Region's constitution. The cadets. || orphans, and they anxiously low in the path of its NCAA has taught at Beaumont Col­ Military Ball and on the Bas­ new amendment replaced the Grimes was rated 16th|| look forward to it year after champion predecessors, it was thoroughly dispelled Saturday lege in England, Georgetown ketball Coaches' Panel, the $25 dues per collage with a among the Distinguished Mili-JI year. And this year's promises to be better than ever. (Continued on Page 3) University in Washington assembly heard a discussion $20 nominal fee plus a 4-cent tary -Students. D.C., and Chestnut Hill Col­ of half - time entertainment Grimes' standing was based lege in Philadelphia. for basketball games. per capita where each student on his leadership rating, mili­ is taxed 4 cents as an NFCCS At present, Mr. von Keuh­ The first motion considered tary proficiency, athletic abil­ nelt-Leddihn is on a speaking (No. 65) was that the area member. ity, and marksmanship. Other CAMPUS Cadet Lieutenant Colonel Les Grimes (left receives the tour of the Eastern and Mid­ in front of Phelan Hall be factors were ratings by his TOMORROW—ASUSF Monster Rally Dance, Bermuda Palms, dle Western United States. ASUSF Treasurer Al Boro platoon leader, platoon ser­ Distinguished Cadet Award trophy from USF's PMS&T, reserved for exclusive parking Colonel George R. Carey. Grimes was one of the highest rated San Rafael, 9 p.m.. until 1 a.m. This is his only West Coast of resident students. The mo­ revealed Wednesday. The geant, and company com­ engagement. Board of Athletic Control has mander. men in last summer's ROTC Summer Camp at Fort Lewis, WEDNESDAY, DEC. 14—Last day of classes. tion was defeated. Washington. Colonel Carey was the camp commandant. He is a frequent contributor The next motion passed a standing rule that only ten The presentation of cadet FRIDAY, DEC. 16—Basketball: Chicago Invitational, Chicago. members of the team may be awards was made at Fort to such publications as the unanimously. It mandated the rocket launcher, grenade USF Frosh vs. Oakland Junior College, Oakland, 8 p.m. Dublin Review, American USF-NFCCS delegation to sent for out-of-state games. Lewis on the last day of camp. This year, due to the ex­ Grimes was not present, hav­ launchers, and the recoilless Directions For SATURDAY, DEC. 17—Basketball: Chicago Invitational, Chi­ Mercury, New Scholasticism, seat the social chairmen of rifle. cago. Tomorrow, and Common­ the schools (in our case, Vice- tremely long out-of-state- ing left camp early to attend games period of time, the rule a summer session. He re­ Instruction in tactics was TUESDAY, DEC. 20—Basketball: USF vs. Wichita, at Wichita. wealth. President Ron Chiappari) as conducted at individual, squad, Driving To Among his recent books are a voting delegate on the was extended on Coach Phil ceived his award after the start of school from Colonel platoon, company and bat­ FRIDAY, DEC. 23—Basketball: USF vs. Loyola of New Or­ "Gates of Hell," "Moscow NFCCS regional council. Woolpert's request to include leans, at New Orleans. an additional two" players. George R. Carey, USF's talion levels. Much of this Bermuda Palms 1979," "Night Over the East," was done on the five days "Die Anderen," and "Murder Chakalian moved that the Fr. Tichenor emphasized PMS&T. For those attending tomor­ MONDAY, DEC. 26—Basketball: Holiday Festival, New York. ASUSF subsidize 60 per cent spent on two bivouacs. in Blue Light." that the Board had not been Summer Camp training at row night's Monster Rally TUESDAY, DEC. 27—Basketball: Holiday Festival, New York. of the cost of the trip for consulted *on the motion, and Fort Lewis consisted princi­ Night problems were in­ Dance, Bermuda Palms is lo­ l c li rM L i_i u (three or four basketball play- pally of the schooling of the cluded in the instruction in cated in San Rafael, Califor­ WEDNESDAY, DEC. 28—Basketball: Holiday Festival, New Lay haculty Ulub Molds: for the eastern tour. These did not at all sanction the ers motion. He added that such individual soldier and small tactics. Combat conditions nia. York. Pre-Christmas Party three or four would be in addi­ a motion would "set a bad unit tactics. The workings of were assimilated in all prob­ lems. To get there, drive north THURSDAY, DEC. 29—Basketball: Holiday Festival. N. Y. Members and prospective tion to the twelve members precedent for the Board, for larger units, such as a regi­ across the Golden Gate members of th» Lay Faculty of the team already being sent the Student Body, and for the ment and division, were Bridge. Stay on Highway 101. FRIDAY, DEC. 30—Basketball: Holiday Festival, New York. Club will join in a pre-Christ- by the Athletic Department. Coach." taught, but only broadly. 26 Pass Bar for 92.8% Bermuda Palms, a picture of MONDAY, JAN. 2—Basketball: USF Frosh vs. West Contra mas cocktail party to be held The motion was amended to which is in columns one and Costa College, Richmond, 8 p.m. refer the necessary expendi­ Boro opined that since this Cadets received instruction Twenty-six out of 28 stu­ in Phelan Hall on Wednesday, ruling exists, the ASUSF in marksmanship with the dents of the USF Law School two, will appear on the right TUESDAY, JAN. 3—Classes resume. December 14th, from 4 p.m. ture to the Finance Commit­ of the road. It is near the tee. A roll call vote passed would be sending the addi­ M-l rifle. In addition, they passed the recent State Bar to 6 p.m. Professor Hal Mcin­ tional members of the team southern outskirts of San Ra­ THURSDAY, JAN. 5—Convocation at 10 a.m. 11 fired the basic Infantry weap­ examination with a score of tosh of the Law School heads' back east as spectators, at an ons such as the carbine, light 92.8 or better, according to fael. FRIDAY, JAN. 6—First. Friday, short order of classes. the committee in charge of The motion was out of order approximate expense of $750 and heavy machine guns, light Reverend Francis Callaghan, A wire fence is next to the Basketball: USF Frosh vs. Naval Air Station, Kezar 6p.m,. arrangements. I and cannot be considered, I per man. and heavy mortars, the 3.5 S.J., Law School Chaplain. road. USF Varsity vs. Pepperdine, Kezar, 8 p.m. SAN FRANCISCO FOGHORN PAGE 2 Friday, Dec. 9, 1955 Tender Trap Russian Ruse —BILL ALIOTO —PAUL BACIGALUPI UICIDE CORNER A phrase made famous by Now and then Hollywood a television comedian sever­ comes up with a film that is We have an ugly problem staring us in the face on this campus. This problem is crying out for a solution, al years ago, was "Strange very light and fluffy. Such an immediate solution. While it exists it promises trag­ things are happening." We a picture is "The Tender edy to every student who tries to leave this campus don't have to be political Trap," currently showing at after the last classes. This menace reaches out and analysts to see that in 1955, touches innocent people who are only vaguely connected "strange things" have been the Warfield Theatre. Al­ happening in the interna­ though boasting some com­ with the University. This problem exists and yet the authorities nod and stall. tional relations of the United petent actors, the picture States and Soviet Russia. Monday of this week one of the students on this cam­ Somehow, the characteristic still floats about like a downy pus leaving the University was struck down as he feather. It's all nonsense, intransigence of the Kremlin crossed Fulton Street to catch a bus for home. He was has mellowed into a startling SANTA CLAUSE (ALIAS KRIS KRINGLE; that is fairly entertaining. plainly in the area marked for pedestrians and yet some show of geniality and good ALIAS SAINT NICK) NORTH POLE Frank Sinatra is the hero fool at the wheel of an automobile picked him off. This will. is not the first incident to actually strike the University My Dear Mr. Claus: —a gaunt looking bachelor of San Francisco campus. Americans recently open­ There is a certain group of pseudo-sophisticates and boy with a girl friend for ed their morning papers and Three weeks ago on this same intersection of Fulton quasi-intellectuals around here who delight in making jest every day in the week. Blon­ saw the smiling faces of of and, on numerous occasions, denying you; and (oh The Christmas Season is upon us, celebrations are at hand, and Cole Streets the sister of one of our students was Messrs. Bulganin and Time for warm and heart-felt wishes to our friends throughout the land. des, brunettes, readheads— the victim of another accident. She is now encased in a horrible confession) I was Khrushchev in attendance at once one of them. But now First of all considerations, dear reader, there is YOU: you name 'em; he's got 'em. cast from waist to toe. She'll be in this condition until a Fourth of July Celebra­ Through your work-days and vacations, hope your wishes all come true. Christmas. She was struck down as she was leaving St. having slipped from their 1 They're a group of mar­ tion in Moscow. There was Merry Christmas, Father Prexy; Merry Christmas, Father Smyth: Ignatius Church. One of her companions was involved pedantic clutches, I can Fathers Tichenor, Coleman, Feely: May your holidays be blythe. riage-minded damsels who another guileless smile when speak out loud and clear: in this same mishap. Doctors fear that she may be Mr. V. M. Molotov was pic­ Happy New Year, Father Rossi; Fathers Cosgrave, Moore and Mei— walk Frankie's dog, clean paralyzed for life. The third of the trio got off with only Man, you all right! Hope you find in Santa's stocking an exciting gift each day. tured in a ten-gallon hat dur­ Frankie's apartment, and, in bruises. These people don't ask for pity or for publicity. ing a stopover in San Fran­ Last year on these fear­ Yuletide greetings, Fathers Egan, Sugrue, Kavanaugh, McMahon, less pages, I laughingly short, subtly hint for the All they ask is protection. cisco. Complete with peace Fathers Byrne, Mootz, O'Brien—try rhyme this one if you can. asked for the CBA cham- ring and rice. But Sinatra is Fulton and Cole Streets have become notorious for a overtures and more smiles, Special wishes to the patient Father Fallon, Mr. Schall: p i o n s h i p, conservatively too smart for these charming record number of accidents. Still we have no traffic the new chumminess of the Hope the year that lies before you is the best one of them all. signal to aid these pedestrians. Time and time again reasoning that "our men Sprigs of joy and sprigs of holly to the jolly FOGHORN crew: creeps. He has vowed to re­ Soviets was also in evidence the Fathers of the faculty have been called to admin­ are the equal of any in the Ferroggiaro, Norm and Sully—my best wishes go to you. • main a bachelor. Silly, silly at the "summit" talks at league" and Phil Woolpert Not forgetting Doty, Murray, Goebel—stout, intrepid souls; ister the last rites or to give aid to the victims of Fulton Geneva. is "a good coach." Keegan, Dunne, Bacigalupi: may you prosper in your goals. boy! and Cole Streets. ' A new phase of interna­ And, bless your flowing Special line for you, Jack Abad: you have brightened all our days When love (Debbie Rey­ Last year the authorities graciously consented to With a column that's amusing in so many different ways. tional relations has begun, gray beard, you gave us the nolds) finally does enter his place an arterial "STOP" sign at the corner of Parker and the future of not only National championship as Much applause and wild ovation to the College Players' clique: life, Frankie appears glad to and Golden Gate Avenue. Any student can tell you the the U.S., but of the whole well. That silenced all my Bob Goodfellow, Letner, Sever—extra greetings from Saint Nick, folly of this positioning. It only causes you to stop see the light. Though Deb­ free world depends on a cor­ doubts. Curtain calls to Bob Ferrara, Beering, Schlemmer and Boiteaux, where there is no need of stopping. Yet these sarnie in­ bie is as scheming as the rest rect analysis of it. So now, with Christmas Bachich, Sullivan, Sorini, for a most successful show. trepid planners neglect the death-and-dismemberment Geneva gave the first clues. approaching and Blitzen Kris Kringle Whoops of joy and jubilation for a very special guy— of the girls, she has a new corner of Fulton and Cole Streets. This will have Stu Bennett, blushing, for you know he's awfully shy. Though the Soviet represen­ and all the beasts champing at the nit, it's time for my approach. It wouldn't be fair We held Safe Driving Day throughout the nation last tatives made agreeable gift orders. This time we again want the NCAA cham­ Joyous Noel, Happy New Year, to a Russell, name of Bill— to disclose how she finally Thursday and the results were staggering. One report noises and beamed good- pionship, hear? You have earned a wealth of friendships and a mountain of goodwill. ropes and brands Sinatra as has stated that fifteen persons lost their lives in the naturedly at the . "summit" And a host of different presents to the team-mates on your side: This request is in no way unreasonable. Any opposing her own chunk of under­ first fifteen minutes of that preventative day. President talks, not one compromise K.C, Perry, Boldt and Farmer, you deserve all of our pride. Eisenhower made a special appeal to the nation on that on a key point has been of­ basketball player in his right mind will freeze in his sneak­ We're nsming Mallen, Koljian, Balchios and the able rest: nourished beef, but the day. Apparently it makes no impression until the acci­ fered, nor has there been a ers when he takes the court against the number one team Win or lose this coming season, USF knows you're the best. laughs, at least those near dent strikes home. Last year approximately 35,000 substantial new proposal in the nation. The only trouble should come when they We must also mention Nelson, Warren Baxter and Preaseau, Americans were slaughtered before the wheels of in­ With three terrific wins behind you, all the way, boys, go, go, go. the end of the picture, come made. The Russians have un­ face proselyted e'astern athletes who aren't too good at fast and furious. creased horsepower. doubtedly altered their cour­ reading. Many cups of Tom and Jerry to Tom Klitgaard and his gang: So much for the sticky But that's nationwide. Let's get back to our own se, but a look at the record Hope you start this merry season wHh a great big happy bang. Actually, though, there are some heavily-weighted fac­ plot. The actors try hard, front yard at the University in the heart of San Fran­ shows that in the past, de­ tors that you'll have to consider, Santy. K. C. Jones, the Stack of leather-bound editions to the scholars in our ranks, and some come out of the cisco. While this carelessness continues it is not safe viations from right to left Lawrence Lujan, Manuel Teles—festive court'sies, many thanks. wide-screen wash the better for a student at the University to cross the street. It is have not proven to change Magnificent One, will most probably not be able to play for it. David Wayne and Cel­ about time we did something to correct this fault. the ultimate goal of world in any NCAA Tournament games (if we are not assuming Merry Christmas, Bevis, Bianco, Mibach, Perkins, Al Boro, este Holm, two wise-crack­ We cannot continue to sacrifice helpless people be­ Communism. It is not the too much); last year's team was practically without injury Papa, Riordan, Ignoffo, Mac Hull, Verna, John Ferro. first time that the leopard Happy New Year, Alioto, Basso, Crillo, Phillip Lum: ing friends of Sinatra, are cause some idiot hasn't the common sense to slow down if we discount Jerry Mullen's ankle and Bill Russell's week­ clever and witty. Miss Rey­ at the sight of white crosswalks. We don't want to wait has appeared to have chang­ ly maladies; the strain and unpredictability of any tourna­ Notes of joyous celebration—tra la la, and dum de dum. ed its spots. nolds is as usual pert and until tragedy strikes home and maims more innocents. ment, .and the luck. So that's it, old man. The best to Mrs. Faculty deserves a mention more than any other group, cute. We have to quit the fumbling act and accomplish Lenin, during the N.E.P., So.let's give them all a greeting in one grand and single coup: But why the glamorous encouraged private trading Clause and the elves. See you at the Olympics. Doctors Campbell, Camajani, Hatl, Devine, Fiore, Orr, something to aid safe passage through the pedestrian Conlan, A. Smetana, Sandri—we could mention many more. starlets fight over Mr. Sina­ walk at Fulton and Cole Streets. Let's get the proper and certain forms of Capital­ Happy Noel, Messrs. Dillon, Kirk, Mackenzie, Donoghue. tra remains a mystery. Even authorities informed and clean up the trouble with a ism. This was one of the first / HAVE A POEM Do not think that we've forgotten all the thanks we owe to you. in CinemaScope and East­ stop light of some sort. of the significant, apparent man Color, he resembles a abberations that have perio­ To libertine Lloyd Downton (your poem's a beaut) We are not particularly concerned if traffic is slowed Wealth, gifts, and from Mr. Herb Caen, a law suit. Greetings, Mrs. Walters, Regan, and the lovely Miss Robay, tired Svengali with droopy to a standstill. The people on their way to and from dically puzzled the western Miss Manzano, Lawless, Chalfa—have a happy Christmas Day. eyes. And when he speaks, it world. With Lenin, as has Christmas wishes, Mrs. Downton, Frank, Grandmere, Sister Joyce: work can well afford to lose a few moments to save a sounds like a half-dozen per­ life that is'precious. happened every time since, MUMBLINGS In the glories of the season let us revel and rejoice. simmons are puckered up be­ when the crisis was over, a Happy holidays, dear Alvin, Rene, Bill and Roberts—you! The students of the University of San Francisco de­ Is the student hunger-strike at Phelen Hall still being (It's too bad so many verses have to end up with an "oo.") tween his 40 year old molars. mand protection, and protection can only be accom­ new offensive was launched threatened, or has the food improved sufficiently? . . . It's a light and airy film, plished with the installation of stop lights. Don't let against the Bourgeois. Shouts of merry commendation Jo the best coach in the land red tape or cost interfere! 'We can surely afford a little Unfortunately, many The word to Don seniors (after midterms were corrected): And Publicity's D. Watkins—you deserve a great big hand. and if one enjoys such Mistletoe and bright red ribbons to the damsels, sweet and fair: French pastry, this is cer­ cost to save a life. —See RUSSIA "No study, no diploma." ... Is the President's Honor Roll Lucy, Mary, Angie, Donna, Cindy, Eleanor end Claire. tainly your Crepe Suzette. (Continued on Page 5) going to be published this year again? Or are they being Tons of silver mink and sable, Dior gowns and Cadillacs laminated ? . . . E. B. Sorensen of Fielder, Sorensen, and To the girls up on Lone Mountain from us all across the tracks. Davis are accorded a tip off the Green-and-Gold beanie Yuletide mentions are included for the military crowd: for providing the Schola Cantorum posters posted in Muni We will call our cheery message very clear and extra loud: buses. Nice job, E.B. . . . You can now order your sylish Colonels Carey, Alexander, great big holiday salute; MY GAME! LUCKY DROODLES! Sergeants Newby, Sidwell, Tadday—all the milit'ry to boot. USF blazers at the City of Paris. Just ask the floorwalker Hand salutes with jugs of spirits, present arms with Christmas trees, for the Boys' department. That's where the orders are Dance to hup, two, three this season—have a Happy New Year, please. being taken. . . . Who was the meanie that stole the wind­ Howdy-do-dee from old Santa to the Student Body strong: shield-wipers from the USF-student's auto parked on cam­ Baker, Devlin, Kuh'e, Balmy, Seger, Kellerman and Wong. ' *> WHAT'S Lots and lots of joy this season filled with laughter and with song: pus at night. The prankster might have thought again had Ron Chiappari, Rube Chakalian, Glanini, Dennis Chong. THIS? he read the registration and seen the name James Corbett. THERE'S NO GETTING AROUND IT—Luckies taste In the coming years before you hope your problems are a cinch, For solution, se« No, not the boxer. The USF student named Corbett. . . . Meier, Hadley, Aubert, Tully, George Farinsky, Mary Lynch. better. And there's no getting around that thing in paragraph at right. If you hurry, you can still scurry over the huge library Christmas pudding, huge big turkey trimmed with garnishes galore the Droodle at left, either—the Droodle's titled: ten-cent sale of books and pick up some real bargains. To John Lawless, Koentg, Foran, Roensch, MacGuire and Kandor. Still unbought at publication time: El Jugador by Dostoev­ Christmas gifts and Christmas blessings ere all given merrily Lucky smoker with bum seat at football game. Poor To Rinaldi, Ragan, Mitchell, Thomasser and Shaughnessy. guy is really up against it. But he's got a swell point ski, translated into Spanish. ... If the double white-lines Christmas notes and Christmas carols in my monotone I'll sing of view on smoking—he smokes Luckies for better running through the campus are to be given full signifi­ To the eager Madge O'Brien, Avanzino, Robert Kling. cance, every student breaks the law in the morning search­ taste. Luckies taste better because they're made Bowls of steaming cacclatore, ravioli, minestrone, ing for a parking place. As yet, however, no motorcycle To the Green and Gold Room's Martha and the one and only Tony. of fine tobacco that's TOASTED to taste better. cops have been stationed behind Loyola Lodge. . . . The Toasted marshmallows and chestnuts from the .fire of goodwill, Chances are our friend in Section 28 is thinking, Hardy, Harrison and Harvey, Hennessy and Howard Hill. Lancers, who kept Ron Chiappari optomistically waiting Jingle bells and happy sleigh rides, Faye Gillispie, Gerald Lane, "This is the best-tasting cigarette I ever smoked!'* for over a week before they told him that they wouldn't Gordon Getty, Harland Davis, Deasy, Day and Harold Payne. DROODLES, Copyright 1953 by Roger Price show for the Rally Dance, share the bill at Bimbo's with Buttered Rums and giant Toddys mixed with dash of Christmas chimes, hypnotist. Is this fact significant? . . . The next College Walter Dempey, Cid, Celillo, Skidmore, Zanze, Leslie Grimes. Player production (to be shown downtown) will be the Have a real gone, crazy Christmas, be a frantic hepcat man, In this time of celebration have the best time that you can. '/T$ TOASTED" Passion Play. It will star a cast of thousands. Every time I've done this column, I have always begged for space: When it comes to rhymes and verses—I'm a positive disgrace. •fo taste bertet*/

There are soem that are not mentioned, some that definitely should; For that USF "Look" Blame it on my lack of talent, I would rhyme you if I could; So if you're among the nameless, please forgive this poor scribe: Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, may your ambitions always thrive. $ BOB'S FRENCH CLEANERS Let us celebrate this Noel, with good spirits and with love, EARN 25°°! With our prayers and devotions to the Almighty One Above, Cut yourself in on the Lucky Droodle gold mine. We pay $'25 AND LAUNDRY AND ABOVE ALL HAVE THE BESTEST CHRISTMAS YOU'VE HAD YET. for all we use—and for a whole t raft we don't use! Send your No extra charge for 24 hour service Droodles with descriptive titles. Include your name, address, col­ lege and class and the name and Special Rates for Students Letters to the Editor address of the dealer in your col­ lege town from whom you buy WE HAVE OUR OWN PLANT Editor, USF FOGHORN Dear Sir: cigarettes most often. Address: Dear Sir: On October 31 my sister Lucky Droodle, Box 67A, 1994 Hayes Street, near Clayton Mount Vernon, N.Y. In view of the free school and two others were struck directories handed the stu­ by a, car in the crosswalk on dent-body at the last convo­ Cole Street, in front of USF. cation, I deem it necessary Today, five weeks later, a San Francisco Foghorn to thank and congratulate University student lies bleed­ Published Weekly by the Ed Riordan and his Alpha ing in the same crosswalk, ASSOCIATED STUDENTS, UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO Delta Gamma staff for a fine awaiting the ambulance. A San Francisco 17, California job well done. priest told me that he has BILL FERROGGIARO EDITOR-IN-CHlEF This was the first time given the Last Sacraments PRESS there many times. JOHN DOTY, Managing Editor that any USF club or frater­ BILL SULLIVAN News Editor JOHN MURRAY. Sports Editor Are we entitled to the pro­ LLOYD DOWNTON. Feature Editor RUSS GOEBEL, Business Mgr. nity even attempted such a NORM SIMONI. Copy Editor HANK VOLKEN. Circulation Mer. task. The difficulty involved tection that other students BARRY LYSAGHT, Art Editor DICK ATNIP. Asst. Business Mgr. JACK ABAD. Asst. Feature Editor can be expressed by the 60,- in other universities get? If News Staff: Ron Arroyo, Eleanor Brennan. Charlie Fraechia, Ray Schmitt, 000 pages which had to be a little city like Tuscaloosa, Manuel Teles. Feature staff: Jack Abad. Bill Alioto, Paul Bacigalupi, Bob Bianco. Bill mimeographed, sorted Alabama, can surround the Dunne. Peter Keegan, Lawrence Lujan, Cindy Moffitt. Bill O Bnen, Margaret UNION CARD FOR University of Alabama with HI-FI ONI mow ZIRO O'Brien. Manuel Teles. _„n stapled, and distributed. Ed JACK-OF-ALL-TRADiS stop signals, shouldn't San Clarence Jones Bentie Sorrels Sports Staff: Jack Doherty, Tom Thomasser. John Warren, Jim O Donnell. Riordan, for example, work­ Univ. of Florida Texas Tech Leonard Feigenbaum Steff Srhomakor, Lou Sasselli, Dirk Duris. Bernie Schneider. ed incessantly from 4:00 Francisco give us one? C.C.N.Y. Photography Staff: Russ Goebel. Dick Atnip. Wednesday afternoon to 7:30 Mr. James V. Schall. S.J.. Fa.-ultv Moderator 1 The decision is up to you. Ineniries regarding advertising should he addreaaed to Thursday morning . . . 15 -; Write to the supervisors and Adv. or Bus. Mgr.—SKyline 7-3182 straight hours! Subscription rate: $2.00 per year petition them for a signal at Represented for national advertising by Thanks again for a good Cole and Fulton Streets. Why LUCKIES TASTE BETTER-Cleaner, Fresher,Smoother! NATIONAL ADVERTISING SERVICE job well done. risk your life to go to school ? College Publishers Representative Sincerely, SCA'i L»ADIHO HJKIJFACHHII OF CIGARETTES CHICAGO—BOSTON—LOS ANGELES SAN FRANCISCO Sincerely, CA.T.Co. PKODUCT or Jfo j4m*U£*»n J~Kxrrryxa*

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GENE BROWN, USF guard, emerges from a gathering of USC Trojans to drop another two-pointer through the cords BIG BILL MALLEN scores another bucket for the rampaging Dons in the complete rout of the Trojans. Mallen, taking Saturday night as he and his mates completely dazzled the highly reputed aggregation from Los Angeles. The Dons broke over for the injured starter Carl Boldt, played a terrific defensive ball game and contributed vital points to the Green and from the barrier quickly over the weekend, sporting a wealth of new faces and~caught the fancy of the fan's with their Gold cause. Mallen, who sat out last year's frosh season after a sensational prep career at St. Ignatius High School, figures easy wins over Chico State, USC and S.F. State. The Dons, clearing the bench in each of the games, have had an easy highly in "Coach of the Year" Phil Woolpert's plans. The Dons leave for the East and the tournament junket next time so far as they prepare for the eastern tournaments. Photos by Tom Collins Wednesday, December 14. Phot05 by Tom , SAN FRANCISCO FOGHORN Charlie Fracchia Businessman Collins Takes Over Bennett Plans To Bring Friday, Dec. 9, 1955 PAGE 5 etiological warfare caused Gives USF Managing Editor 'One Shoe Off To USF RUSSIA the feeling of insecurity Atound The World (Continued from Page 2) USF's College Players will Bennett admitted the be­ among European and middle SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA—USFS NCAA bas­ Manuscripts Post On Yearbook give an on-campus perform­ wilderment of the group of 35 Americans view this latest eastern nations that resulted ketball champions downed their first three opponents of the Three medieval musical Larry Collins is replacing ance of "One Shoe Off," direc­ USF College Players that he change of tactics as a sin­ in the U.S.-backed NATO al­ 1955-56 season this week. Chico State was the first to goscript s were presented to theRa y Schmitt as managing tor Stu Bennett told the FOG­ brought to Holy Names. He cere change of heart on the liance. The looting of East last Friday night with a 70-39 score. USC's Trojans bowed University at the Press and editor of this year's Don. HORN this week. gave evidence that the USFpar t of the Soviet hierarchy. German industrial installa­ the following evening, 58-42. San Francisco State College tions after the war and the Union League Club here last Schmitt resigned last week. "But it will definitely not be In truth there has been no was the most recent to go, toppled by the Dons, 72-47. later Berlin Blockade under­ week. They were donated by The yearbook staff has next week," he added. fundamental change since » » # » Stalin made his government's mined Russia greatly in the Stanley S. Slotkin, a Los An­worked out a solution with the The musical last Sunday BAGHDAD, IRAQ—Following NATO and SEATO came geles businessman. aim clear, and quoting Lenin, eyes of both East and West administration on the subject concluded a sellout four-day the latest family of nations grouping, METO, the Middle The manuscripts contain a of club pictures. A student said: "It is inconceivable that Germany. East Treaty Organization. The last link in a series of alli­ run at Oakland's College of the Soviet Republic should hand-lettered luminous script photographer will take some the Holy Names. On the other hand, the ances against Communism, METO is comprised of Iran, much like the work done in pictures of clubs at their continue to exist for a long new smiling Soviet attitude Iraq, Turkey, Pakistan, and Great Britain. ancient monastaries. The vel­ meetings. The rest of the club Bennett and Holy Names' period, side by side with im­ appears to be reaping sig­ # » * * lum pages are from Spanish pictures will be taken on anJi m Haran directed the show. perialist states. Ultimately, nificant gains for the cause VATICAN CITY—The Vatican Press Office confirmed church choir books of the 13th alloted day after the Christ­ "When we do bring it to one or the other must con­ of World Communism. Al­ reports last week that Pope Pius XII has seen vision of and 16th centuries. mas holidays. Further infor­ USF, Bennett said, "it'll prob­ quer." ready an appraisal of the Christ during his last illness. This vision came, said the At the presentation were mation on club pictures will be ably be late in the Spring, reaction of the NATO na­ after the Passion Play." (The The Russians, first of all, Vatican newspaper Oggi, while the Pope was saying the Father William J. Monihan, forthcoming. want to be masters of Euro­ tions to the new policy dis­ "Anima Christi." S.J., head librarian, and Dr. College Players are planning closes lower defense budgets, The yearbook itself is re­ a Passion Play as one of two pe. In order to be success­ # * # * Giovanni Camajani, USF ported by Editor John Crillo ful, they must contrive the shorter draftee terms and musical director. The latter, shows they will do in the dangerous complacency. PARIS. FRANCE —The twenty-third French cabinet to be shaping up very well. Spring.) dissolution of NATO and since World War II fell last week. The French Assembly in explaining a particular ec­ Crillo promises a book of qual­ U.S. troop evacuation from What, then is America's clesiastical notation on one of Bennett indicated that he gave a 318-218 vote of no confidence to Premier Edgar ity. He said that all editors wants to enlist more of the •Europe. This division of the stand in the face of the new Faure's proposal for an early dissolution of the Assembly the pages, said: "It has been have turned in their respective Western alliances would also Soviet stratagem? The U.S. in use since the 9th century, USF student nurses to take and on holding general elections in January instead of June, layouts and copies are being roles in "One Show Off," deprive the U.S. of many must continue to negotiate 1956. Fearing these proposed premature elections would and is still used for Gregorian sent to the printers. overseas air bases. with the Reds from a posi­ chant." when he does it again. cut short his efforts at a comeback, former Premier Pierre If necessary, he will drop Russia's former policy of tion of military strength. Mendes-France led the opposition to Faure. However, Faure Mr. Slotkin was dubious as Positions Open For and add numbers to mak% STU BENNETT cold war antagonism failed Americans can never allow dragged the Assembly with him in his fall by dissolving it, to the exact worth of the room for the Hilltop girls who, contingent was pleasantly to accomplish a great deal, themselves to be lulled into thus probably forcing elections in January. manuscripts. He claimed to Science Training he noted, "are a part of thesurprise d to find the entire but the new line is paying a relaxation of tensions, nor;; # # * * * have received estimates rang­ student body too." college turn out to work on off. The threats of Commu­ ever be tolerant of a system LONDON, ENGLAND—Labor Party head Clement Atlee ing from $1000 to $100. "That A new examination is now He mentioned that changes the show. nist expansion during Stal­ that enslaves millions of handed in his resignation this week. He appeared visibly some are 13th century works," open for Student Trainee po­ in the girls' curfews and in's five-year plan of psy- human beings. moved when Parliament sang "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow." he said, "is determined by the sitions in physics, chemistry, "Even the nuns helped out," schedules have made this he said. # * « # Moorish designs on the vel­ mathematics, and other scien­ possible*. GETTYSBURG, PENNA. — Much attention from the lum. The later documents ces, the U.S. Civil Service have a painted flower orna­ "This musical is to Holy Job Pamphlet Available Joe Sangiacomo GOP was being focused on President Eisenhower and Commission has announced. Names what basketball is to whether he would run for President in 1956. Rumors on mentation which is due to The jobs are in the Potomac "Future in the Federal Gov­ Provident Mutual 111 SUTTER ST. Italian influence." USF," Bennett said, comment­ both sides spread rapidly, and it looked very much like he River Naval Command and in ing on the differences between ernment," a pamphlet describ­ Life Insurance Company BUS. EXbrook 2-1734 might. various other Federal agen­ the two campuses. ing Civil Service opportunities OF PHILADELPHIA RES. SKyline 1-7139 # * * • Jones... cies in Washington, D.C., and He lauded the work of thefo r college graduates, is now NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The American Federation (Continued from Page 3) the nearby area. The pay from Holy Names faculty and stu­ available in the placement of­ of Labor and the Council of Industrial Organizations merged $2,690 to $3,415 a year. dent-body as "remarkable." fice. Coach Woolpert terms Further information and into one this week. Now known as the AFL-CIO, one ofJone s as "the most coachable their first moves was to order affiliated unions to clean application forms may be ob­ kid I have ever seen," and histaine d from many post offi­ house wherever corrupt situations or Communist cells exist. teammates will tell you that TOM COLLINS # # # * ces throughout the country, on the hardwoods he is the or from the U.S. Civil Service HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA — The Audience Award "take charge guy" on the PHOTOGRAPHY Poll named as top performers of the year Jennifer Jones Commission, Washington 25, and the late James Dean. Miss Jones was given the award To show their respect for D.C. 408 STOCKTON ST. YU 2-0651 for her portrayal of the Eurasian doctor of "Love Is a Many K.C. his teammates named him captain for this season. American Tom Gola to six Splendored Thing." Dean's award was for his role in "East W »» of Eden." "Mister Roberts" was voted the best picture. Cat-like in his reactions, he field goals. '>// Peggy Lee and Tab Hunter received awards as the outstand­ hounds loose balls, rebounds , What the future holds for ing new personalities. Miss Lee's role in "Pete Kelly's Blues" and is able to shoot with both Capt. Jones is anyone's guess. Special won her the award, while Hunter was cited for "Battle-Cry" hands. He has been drafted by the and "Track of the Cat." An estimated 15 million people todk On defense is where Jones Los Angeles Rams, and most This Week Only part in the selections. really excells, a good example likely will be picked by one PEARL HARBOR, HAWAII —A 10-foot lava rock of this took place in last of the Pro basketball teams. BRAKE ADJUSTMENT memorial to Americans killed here in 1941 was dedicated year's NCCA finals against Whatever "Case" does after Why do more college here this week. The memorial bore the inscription: "We LaSalle when he held All- graduation he will succeed. know the cost of not being prepared." S.J.. # * # # For That USF Look We ore specialists in the care of your SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA —Senator Estes battery. We'll check it free and quick With Lubrication men and women smoke Kefauver, a strong contender for the Democratic presidential BARBER SH0P charge* it for a reasonable price if nomination, is due here today. He is the guest of the San your battery is low. Francisco-Bay Area Jewish National Fund Council and will A. HICKS address their Saturday night meeting at the Sheraton-Palace SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS MIKE'S RICHFIELD STATION Hotel. I a political-non-political address, he will discuss his Open During Xmas Vacation, Mon.-Fri., 8 a.m. - 12 noon recent trip and his proposal to arm Israel defensively as a 500 MASONIC, AT McALLISTER VICEROYS checkmate to "threatened Egyptian aggression" in the Green and Gold Room Phelan Hall Middle East. !7" "^ than any other A Campus-to-Career Case History The Smartest Men at any Affair are the Men Who RENT or BUY filter cigarette?

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Paul Guild is typical of young engineers in the Bell System. Similar career opportunities exist in the Bell Telephone Companies, Bell Telephone Laboratories, BELL Western Electric and Sandia Corporation. Your place­ TELEPHONE ment-officer has more information on these companies. SYSTEM >ARROW- 20,000 -first in fashion Tiny Filter Traps .77 SHIRTS • TIM • HANDKERCHIEFS • UNDERWEAR plus that Real Tobacco Taste 1 , • . -JL r SAN FRANCISCO FOGHORN Schola Performs Blazers Ready for PAGE 6 Friday, Dec. 9, 1955 Library Law School Holds Dance Centenary Concert Student Purchase USF's Schola Cantorum Announces A new item of casual cam­ Mark Peacock Court gave one of the best concerts pus wear, a green USF blazer, The Peacock Court of The Court and for engagement of * Weekly Club Brie of its history last Sunday Changes has been approved by the Hopkins Hotel will be the the services of Larry Can­ night in Mission Dolores Bas- Student Legislature. It is now scene of tonight's Law School non's Orchestra for the eve­ Moving of the Gleeson Li­ DELTASIG PR'S DEBATORS cilica. This was the Schola's available for purchase at City Dinner Dance. ning. brary's circulation desk and Charles Buxton, also of the The time is now here to The Pershing Rifles have Continuing on their active centennial concert. of Paris, Stockton and O'Far­ The students, law profes­ the installation of a separate rell Streets. sors and alumni will dance to second year class, has been start planning to go on the sponsored a Halloween dance, tournament program, five Sixty voices strong, the advertising for the Dinner Deltasig Snow Trip. This year held a paper drive, co-spon­ members of the Philhistorians check-out booth for periodi­ The blazer, long a common the music of Larry* Cannon. Schola was directed by its apparel item on Eastern cam­ Dinner begins at 8 p.m. with Dance. His posters have deco­ the trip will be held on Feb­ sored the Military Ball, and left yesterday to compete in cals and reserve books were rated the School of Law bul­ ruary 3, 4, and 5, leaving on have made plans for a rifle the Southern California For­ founder, Dr. Giovanni Cama­ announced this week by Rev. puses, bears the University appropriate music to enrich jani, head of USF's Music De­ crest embroidered in gold on the atmosphere and allow the letin boards for the last Friday night and returning shoot on December 10. ensic Association Tournament William Monihan, S.J., head month. Sunday night. The Halloween dance was at Los Angeles' Occidental partment. They showed up as the left breast pocket. Soon legal palates to enjoy the food librarian. after the approval of this and surroundings better. The The Dinner Dance dates A deposit of five dollars is held at Fort Mason on Hal­ College. an outstanding organization. back as a tradition of the loween night for the members Under the new system the men's blazer, the idea was so Dinner Dance will last until 1 required to reserve a place Those participating in the Major work of the evening Law School which has been for a week-end of fun. of Pershing Rifles and Scab­ circulation desk will be moved well received that the student a.m. : rounds of debate and individ­ was the Messe En Mi by the nurses made plans for a sim­ maintained for many years. It The total price including bard and Blade and all others ual events are Bill O'Brien, to the center of the first floor Approximately 200 people has in the past been called that were invited. French composer L e o n c e ilar blazer. are expected to attend with transportation, meals, and Tom Meyer, Charles Fracchia lobby, near the present posi­ "The Christmas Dance," "The lodgings is $23.00. Treasurer Saint-Martin. This is a big Students wishing to place the ladies in cocktail dresses The Military Ball was the and Alvin Wolf. Accompany­ tion of the guard's desk. Law Ball." It has evolved in Jack Leutza will be accepting big affair put on by the com­ ing the contestants is Philhis­ work of full-scale proportions orders for blazers have been and the men in dark suits. time from a formal to a semi- deposits now and after the bined efforts of P/R's and torian Moderator Fr. Willis and difficult discords as well. A new check-out booth has requested to contact Mr. Bar­ James Brooke, second year formal one but has not in all Christmas Holidays. Scabbard and Blade and was Egan, S.J. The Benedictus, the Agnus been set up at the east end of ber at the City of Paris. law student, has been prepar­ this time lost its color as one Further information can be a great success. Miss Joanne Dei and certain parts of the Further information may be ing and coordinating all of the of the outstanding social Philhistorians Frank Trum­ the first floor hall for periodi­ obtained on campus from any obtained from any member of Nelson was chosen as queen bower and Tom Jennett last Gloria rang out especially activities necessary for the events of the year for the Law cals and reserve books. of the following: Bob Podesta, Dinner Dance. He has received the fraternity. of the ball and the three other Tuesday met Gerald Lucey loud and clear from the cho School. Next Sunday morning the contestants reigned as Prin­ Students may now take out Bob Dell'Artino, Herm Papa, full cooperation from the law There is a uniqueness of the and Roger Daisley of San rus. all but periodicals and reserve Ray Perkins, Dick Burke, or Deltasigs will play ADG in cesses. Francisco State College in an school, especially the class Dinner Dance in that the law the Intramural Football On December 10, the Per­ A sextette of three trum­ books at any time the library Dave Clisham. representatives who have been students get a chance to exhibition debate on the State pets and three trombones pro League. All brothers are shing Rifles are sponsoring a campus. The subject of this is open. In the past, circula­ Blazer Committee Chair­ selling bids for at least a speak to their professors yided an interesting other tion hours were separate from month. urged to come and witness the rifle shoot at Fort Barry to ac­ no-decision debate was the ^ . man Bob Podesta stated that freely over a few cocktails battle between the two fra­ quaint the members of the alf to the program Works by library hours. the jackets are available for Preparation for the Dinner and see them in a different national debate topic of guar Johann Sebastian Bach, Pa ternities. club with the M-l rifle. This anteed annual wage. The de Periodicals and reserve $30, a considerable saving to Dance, which is sometimes re­ light than as proponents of is a great advantage to the lestrina, Brahms and Prae books may be taken 'out at USF students; are individ­ ferred to as The Law Ball cold legal principles. At the bate was well received by an torius echoed brilliantly members of the club because enthusiastic audience. any hour except between 4 ually fitted, and they are ex­ have been underway since Oc­ same time the law students PI SIG ALPHA most of them have just fin­ through the Dolores Street p.m. and 6 p.m. cellent items for Christmas tober 15th. At that date, some through the alumni get a Pi Sigma Alpha as Civil ished studying about this wea­ Bascilica. Their performance giving, Podesta noted. of the law school students chance to rub elbows with Service Information Bureau pon. HISTORY was exceptional Charpentier made up the re and class representatives met some of the best legal talent has just received information Thirty-five members have The History Club will hold Organ music was "provided mainder of the program. In If the Don basketball team to discuss plans for the organ­ in the community. on professional positions with signed up for this event another in its series of dis­ by Rev. Robert F. Hayburn these works the Schola Can­ wins the NCAA champion­ ization of the Dinner Dance, The bids are $10 per couple the Federal Government as Transportation will leave cussions on classic works of and Leonard Fitzpatrick torum rendered the classical ship this year they will repre­ and elected Brooke to head the and may be obtained from any food and drug inspectors. school at 0730 Hours 10 De­ history. The subject will be Three Songs of Mourning by sounds with effective rich sent the United States in the committee on organization. of the class representatives These opportunities are cember 1955. Fredrick Jackson Turner's Johann Christoph Bach and ness. Seldqm have they sound Olympic games this summer Negotiations then followed who are at present selling open to seniors who will gra­ essay on the closing of the Pie Jesu by Marc-Antoine ed as fine as they did here. at Melbourn, Australia. for rental of the Peacock them. duate in June with majors in American frontier. physical, chemical, or biologi­ ADG cal sciences. The last meeting of Nu This document has long The campus bureau also has Chapter, Alpha Delta Gamma been heralded as announcing information and applications Fraternity was held Wednes­ one of the most significant for many other federal and day night at Pledgemaster Ed changes in United States his­ state jobs for graduating se­ Riordan's home. Five pledges tory. niors, regardless of major. were initiated int6 the Frater­ As the era of western ex­ These positions for graduating nity. pansion came to a close, a seniors take full considera­ Following the initiation, whole new series of economic tion of the benefits of educa­ plans were put in order for the and political revisions were tion in the responsibilities and forthcoming New Year's Eve forced into existence. Many compensation that accompany party. Herm Papa was named historians have disputed the Dr.WE. them. chairman. cause and effect relationship, For further information The next regular meeting but nevertheless American contact Dr. Smetana or Dave will be announced via the eyes turned outward, and we Traversi. brother's convocation boxes, became a world power. Or how the amazing purple motor oil turned purple This topic is of great im­ portance to all students of history and all are cordially with invited to attend On Campus M&Srralman Copies of the essay can be obtained from Hal Seger at YOU'VE heard it said that competition among (Author of "Barefoot Boy With Cheek," etc.) the Athletic Office. companies brings you better products ahead The meeting will be held of time? in Lounge 22 of Phelan Hall, 7:30 p.m. Monday evening. "Then sit in with me out at Union Oil's re­ THE GIFT HORSE search center for a spell and see it happen. Today's column is about Christmas gift suggestions, and I "Take the case of the amazing purple motor suppose you think I'll begin by suggesting Philip Morris. Well, FOR THE BEST IN oil. Some years back we foresaw that car en­ the joke's on you. I'll do.no such thing. Why should I? Anyone gines ioming up would put more than simple with two brains to knock together knows that Philip Morris makes an absolutely smashing Christmas gift. Only a poor THE NATURAL LOOK lubrication demands on oil. afflicted soul with atrophied taste buds needs to be told about the "So we developed a method of improving oil new Philip Morris; its bracing flavor; its freshness, lightness, pleasantness, gentleness; its truth, its beauty, its brotherliness Stroll Down stocks. It gave us an oil base that was better in this discordant world of ours. So why should I waste time than anything nature had ever produced.

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Let us, instead, turn to less obvious gift suggestions. Here's one I bet you never thought of: Christmas is the best time of year, but it is also the beginning of winter. How about a gift that reminds one that though winter has come, spring is not far behind ? I refer, of course, to Easter chicks. (Similarly, on Easter one can give Christmas chicks.) Next, we take up the problem, common to all undergraduates, of trying to buy gifts when you have no money. To this dilemma DR. BRADLEY, MANAGER OF RESEARCH, HAS BEEN WITH UNION OIL FOR 24 YEARS. I say-Faugh! It is not the price of the gift that counts; it is the sentiment behind it. Take, for example, the case of Outerbridge Sigafoos. Outer- superiority we filled the crankcases of four dif­ "When we tore the engines down we found bridge, a sophomore, finding himself without funds last Christ­ ferent makes of cars with it, then drove them the wear was within the usual factory toler­ mas, gave his girl a bottle of good clear water and a nice smooth 30,000 miles without changing oil—only add­ ances for new parts. And every part clean as rock, attaching this touching message to the gift: ing make-up. a whistle. Here's some water Exciting Colors And here's a rock, "If you use Royal Triton in your car today I love you, daughter, The Standard,Typewriter you probably take this kind of performance for Around the clock. in Portable Size granted. But don't forget—it was competition And the whole delightful gift cost Outerbridge less than a that put the pressure on us to bring it to you penny! "To this we added special ingredients: one to long before you asl^ed for it!" I am compelled to report, however, that Outerbridge's girl did keep the engine cleaner, one to neutralize acids not receive these offerings in the spirit in which they were * * * * tendered. In fact, she flew into a fit of pique, smashed the bottle from the combustion chamber and to reduce on the rock and stabbed Outerbridge with the jagged edge. But metal wear, another to control sludge forma­ Royal Triton has been a success from the start. the experience was not without value for Outerbridge. First, he tion. And one of these additives turned the oil Today—in new all-weather 5-20 and 10-30 discovered that the girl was not his type at all. Second, he learned grades designed specifically for modern high- how to make a tourniquet. purple! But I digress. Let's examine now a common complaint of "Our new product was so amazingly good it compression engines—it embodies the latest Christmas shoppers: "What do you get for someone who has permitted manufacturers to step up horse­ advances in lubricating oil technology. everything?" powers of their engines. Fact is, this was the Yet Dr. Bradley and his research teams are To this I reply, "Does he?" Does he, for instance, have a e SunDeam \ %'. fellow J even now trying to find new ways to increase unicycle? A sled dog? A serf? A burnoose? A hakball? A bung ONLY original type of heavy duty motor oil used all starter? (The bung starter, incidentally, was invented by two through World War II. its margin of superiority. enormously talented men, Fred Bung and Otho Starter. Their 95 Tak«1B months partnership thrived from the very start, and there is no telling *9 DOWN to pay. "We continued perfecting our purple oil, and This is a typical example of how you benefit to what heights they might have risen had they not split up BELL when peace came we named it Royal Triton when free men freely compete for your over a silly argument. It seems that Bung was a firm believer in and put it on the market. To demonstrate its business. reincarnation; Starter was just as firm a disbeliever. Bung in­ sisted so violently on the truth of reincarnation and Starter ON PURCHASE scoffed so positively that they finally decided to go their separate RENTAL CAN APPLY ways. Singly, alas, the two fared badly. Starter gave up business RENT A PORTABLE altogether, joined the army, and was killed at San Juan Hill in 3 months . . . $12.42 1898. He is today buried in Arlington National Cemetery. Bung LIBERAL TRADE IN ON drifted from job to job until he died of breakbone fever in Come in and try these new Royals Elizabeth, N. J., in 1902. He is today a llama in Uruguay.) Union Oil Company OF CALIFORNIA ©Mai Shulman. 1955 at The makers of Philip Morris, sponsors of this column, beg leave to add one more gift suggestion - MAX SHULMAN'S GUIDED TOUR Typewriter Co. YOUR COMMENTS ARE'INVITED. Write: Ike President, Union Oil Company, Union Oil Bldg., Los Angeles 17, Calif. OF CAMPUS HUMOR, a collection of the funniest stuff ever written on or about campus-~nou> on sale at your bookstore. 131 - 8th Street UN 3-2261