UNIVERSITY THE INDEPENDENT STUDENT NEWS OF UMKC April 25, 2011 Vol. 78, Issue 30

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2 A&S dean resigns 10 Professor 20 Athlete of the retires after Year: Cosmos

Photo by Mark Linville four decades Ayabei 2 NEWS Vol. 78, Issue 30 Vorst toresign asdean Dean of Arts & Sciences to step down June 30 Photo courtesy of A&S

Nathan Zoschke “There were areas of conflict about the new with some chairs in and of itself- I wouldn’t call haven’t seen that done before, and that was pretty Asst. Production Manager/Copy Editor budget model and the amounts of money that it conflict, but differences- that’s to be expected. innovative. She’s tried to be very fair, and tried to would come out,” Murkin said. “I don’t know if I certainly don’t have the sense that there was a have clear policies instead of ad hoc policies.” After more than five years as Dean of the the provost thought the college was doing enough move among the faculty.” Mirkin also praised Vorst’s leadership. College of Arts and Sciences (A&S), Karen Vorst to grow enrollment.” If anything, Vorst has improved her standing. “As far as the college goes and I go, she’s has announced she will step down. Two A&S professors, who did not want their Every year, deans are evaluated by the faculty probably the best dean we’ve had,” Mirkin said. The resignation, effective June 30, was first names used for this article, also suggested Vorst senate using a 16-question online survey, which “She created a community of chairs. She has announced Monday, April 18 at a special meeting may have been nudged to resign. is open to all tenured and tenured-track faculty of probably the best group of associate deans we’ve of A&S faculty chairs. A resignation letter was Mirkin said he didn’t believe Vorst had done their respective college. ever had.” emailed Thursday to all A&S faculty. anything specific that upset Hackett, but stated “Dean Vorst had a rough evaluation two years Ebersole noted that five years is about the Dr. Gary Ebersole, chair of the Faculty Senate Hackett may have wanted changes that Vorst ago,” Ebersole said. “Her evaluation this year, average length of a deanship, and that Vorst has and History Department, said he was surprised by didn’t concur with. which was just completed two weeks ago, much stated she will return to teaching economics at the announcement. “Vorst doesn’t have an abrasive personality,” improved.” UMKC after taking a sabbatical. “I didn’t have any prior knowledge of it, Mirkin said. “I don’t think she’s the kind of A&S Associate Dean Tom Sandreczki said “She’ll have a year off, which is good because except to say when you get a message that calls person who makes enemies. I think she just had Vorst was a strong push for A&S with the provost you don’t want to be here when a new dean is a special meeting on very short notice and it’s a a softer leadership style than Hackett. There but declined to comment on whether Hackett taking over, and then she’ll come back,” Ebersole 15-minute meeting, that’s not a meeting, it’s an said. “That’s kind of the model that I appreciate. It announcement,” Ebersole said. “I expected it to “As far as the college goes and I go, she’s probably the best means administrators live with the policies they be something with her position.” set. It’s easy to make rules if you don’t have to According to Ebersole, Vorst hasn’t elaborated dean we’ve had. She created a community of chairs. She has observe them.” Sandreczki said the provost is in the process of on why she is resigning. probably the best group of associate deans we’ve ever had.” “She didn’t go into any detail about the finding an interim dean. Hackett, he said, has met reasons,” Ebersole said. “She did say that there -Dr. Harris Mirkin, Political Science Chair with department chairs and will meet with the were personal considerations.” associate deans this week. Other faculty members speculate the How the replacement will affect the college resignation was, in part, due to conflict with may be certain things that she wanted to do that had anything to do with Vorst’s resignation. remains unclear. Sandreczki said it will depend Provost Gail Hackett. the college wasn’t doing. I don’t think Vorst did “It’s my personal impression that she’s been a largely on who is chosen. Political Science Chair Dr. Harris Mirkin, anything that Hackett didn’t want.” great advocate for the college with the provost,” In her email resignation announcement, Vorst a member of the U-News Board of Publishers, Ebersole said he wasn’t intimately aware of Sandreczki said, “and the provost gets deans from championed the changes A&S has made. suspects the decision was influenced by someone Vorst’s relationship with Hackett, or any major every academic making requests.” “For the last five years, the College and the other than Vorst. conflict, for that matter. Vorst and Hackett both Those familiar with Vorst said she enjoyed her University have faced a series of unprecedented “She said that the time had come to go, but I serve with Ebersole on the university’s budget deanship. challenges,” Vorst wrote. “Despite sharply reduced wouldn’t say that this was initiated by the dean,” committee, which is chaired by the provost. “I think people were really surprised [by the budgets, we have been able to expand and Mirkin said. “I don’t know if there was a big fuss or Ebersole said he didn’t see Hackett’s leadership resignation],” Mirkin said. “No one really expected improve the quality of our academic offerings, what, but I think that she was shoved. That would style as problematic. [Vorst to resign]. Everyone’s asking, ‘How come?’ drive enrollments higher and advance our overall be my guess.” “As provost, she is the chief academic officer,” I don’t think there was any indication that she academic standing. We are well on our way to Mirkin said Vorst and Hackett didn’t always see Ebersole said. “If a provost doesn’t have deans on was going to resign. I don’t think there was a achieving our vision of a model urban liberal arts eye-to-eye. board, her position would be tenuous. No one’s precipitating incident.” college.” “I think Karen’s style and Gail Hackett’s style in a comfortable position. Nobody has divine Sandreczki said Vorst has been an enthusiastic Hackett and Vorst were unavailable for were different,” Mirkin said. “Karen tends to be power.” and effective leader. comment due to busy schedules, although a communal in her decision-making, and Gail is Differences, Ebersole said, are bound to occur “She has had a clear vision of what it takes to follow-up with Vorst is planned for the summer more hierarchical.” in a large college with a broad discipline focus help the College progress,” Sandreczki said. “She’s issue, which will print May 31 and will be available Specifically, Mirkin noted conflict over the such as A&S. been very organized. She has had a consulate of online at www.unews.com. college’s budget and enrollment. “It’s a difficult job, and nobody can please chairs form separate strategic committees that try [email protected] everybody all the time,” Ebersole said. “Conflict to think of major ways to improve the college. I April 25, 2011 NEWS 3

Spring commencement held at Theis Park in 2007. Photo courtesy of Jose Mendoza Students and faculty have mixed feelings about graduation venue Jacquelyn Hoermann Staff Writer floor in between,” Pirtle said. Sandreczki said. wanted to keep the unified ceremony, and found Associate Dean of A&S Thomas Sandreczki The weather has always been a concern. that students did not. The venue for graduation has not always been explained several reasons for the change. “I think we all liked the beauty of the outdoor After talking to students, Bubacz found none Swinney Recreation Center. First, the school-wide commencement was too venue,” Sandreckzi said, “but weather was always of them knew what the survey meant by unified In spring 2006 and 2007, UMKC held campus- large. a hidden fear.” ceremony. wide commencements, including all schools of “Because of its size, that commencement “The last year, I think, that we were there, Bubacz believes the survey did not accurately study, at Theis Park. included giving diplomas only to ‘representative’ the lawn was extremely muddy because of reflect what students wanted, calling it “bogus.” Since the location was discontinued in 2008, students from the various academic units,” precipitation earlier in the week,” Sandreczki said. “In short, we stopped holding the unified the College of Arts and Sciences (A&S), Bloch Sandreczki said. “There was no provision for Distinguished Professor of Philosophy and ceremony because the university was unwilling to School, School of Computing and Engineering, commit the funds,” Bubacz said. School of Dentistry, School of Education, Students have mixed feelings about where School of Law, School of Nursing and School graduation should be held. of Pharmacy have all moved commencement “I think we all liked the beauty of the outdoor Graduating chemistry major Emma Frank said ceremonies to Swinney Recreation Center. she would prefer an outdoor ceremony. The Conservatory of Music and Dance venue, but weather was always a hidden fear.” “I would have really liked my graduation to and the School of Biological Sciences hold -Assistant Dean Tom Sandreczki be at Theis Park,” Frank said. “Graduation, of all commencement in the White Recital Hall of the occasions, is a time I’d like to look around and be James C. Olsen Performing Arts Center. every student to cross the stage.” Law and former provost Bruce Bubacz views the proud of where I went to school, and Swinney just The School of Medicine holds commencement To honor students individually, many colleges situation differently. doesn’t have the same Kansas City atmosphere as in the Nelson Atkins Museum of Art. would hold complementary ceremonies in “They were very popular with graduates, Theis Park.” Theis Park, at Cleaver II Boulevard and Oak addition to the campuswide one. faculty, families and friends,” Bubacz said. Creative writing graduate student Jimmy Grist Street, faces the front lawn of the Nelson-Atkins Second, the complementary ceremonies They stopped holding these ceremonies for graduated last spring. is known to many as Volker Park. would take place in Swinney, but because they financial reasons. “[A&S] tried to make it feel formal even if Swinney Recreation Center is next to the were considered secondary, Swinney assessed “Weather was never a major factor,” Bubacz its not really nice where the ceremony is,” Grist University Center. a fee to colleges who wanted to rent the main said. said. “It is nice, though, when you come outside According to Swinney Recreation Center gymnasium space. Bubacz went on to explain the first to the area with the large yellow statue and the Director Marsha Pirtle, the gymnasium usually Sandreczki said Swinney no longer charges commencement in 2006 was “quite chilly but no green lawn. It’s not like you walk out on to noisy, accommodates 2,500 people on graduation day. A&S for commencement. one cared, the excitement warmed everyone.” crummy city streets.” “[The] bleachers hold 1,400, that’s 700 on each “The college-level commencement is essential He explained that the Student Affairs Office [email protected] side, and then we drop about 1,100 chairs on the in the absence of a campus-wide ceremony,” conducted a survey to determine if students 4 NEWS Vol. 78, Issue 30 Police Blotter Briefly Mentioned Kasim Hardaway Former Roo honored with Pulitzer Prizes Asst. News Editor Kasim Hardaway Asst. News Editor folks, who are newer in the business. I thought instruments, such as gongs, drums and blocks. my day had passed.” “As a young boy living at the height of the April 15 Mike Keefe, 2011 Pulitzer Prize winner In addition to Keefe, research professor of Cultural Revolution, Zhou Long was sent to a 8:22 p.m. Property Damage for editorial cartooning, had his beginnings at Music Composition Zhou Long won a Pulitzer state farm where he toiled for five years,” said A student returned to his or her UMKC. Prize for “Madame White Snake.” conservatory dean Peter Witte. “Today, he vehicle to find it had been damaged Keefe got his start drawing for UMKC’s The opera made its premiere in the U.S. on received one of America’s greatest awards for in the Oak Place parking garage. student newspaper, the University News, but that Feb. 26, 2010 by Opera Boston at the Cutler excellence in the arts. ‘Madame White Snake’ is not his only affiliation at UMKC. Keefe also Majestic Theatre. However, in October 2010 blends colors and cultures together in a very April 16 served as a math instructor at UMKC, where he “Madame White Snake” made its way to China personal way. Like Virgil Thomson, the last KC accomplished coursework toward his doctorate. for the Beijing Music Festival. composer to win a Pulitzer, Zhou Long’s music 9:22 a.m. Larceny You can now find Keefe atThe Denver Postwho Through “Madame White Snake,” Long has is honest and of the earth. We look forward to A student returned to her vehicle to find works as the editorial cartoonist. Keefe has been made an ancient Chinese story accessible to bringing the premiere of ‘Madame White Snake’ the window broken and a French horn with The Denver Postsince 1975. Western culture. to Kansas City very soon.” missing on 54th and Charlotte Streets. The judges commended Keefe for his range in The opera has a strong Western orchestra Zhou has a list of partners he would like his cartoons and how he uses “loose, expressive complemented by equally strong Chinese to collaborate with including Kansas City April 17 style to send strong, witty messages.” instruments. Symphony, Lyric Opera of Kansas City and 3:34 a.m. Harassment Keefe was astounded by his win. There are three Chinese melodic instruments: UMKC to show the opera at the Kauffman A student reported receiving harassing “I am gobsmacked,” Keefe said. “In recent a bamboo flute, clay flute and the erhu, a two- Center for the Performing Arts. phone calls at Oak Place Apartments. years, the Pulitzer has gone to much younger stringed violin, as well as Chinese percussion [email protected] 3:43 p.m. Larceny A student noticed her catalytic converter had been stolen from her vehicle at Oak Place Apartments. Other News 7:52 p.m. Suspicious Party Officers stopped a party who was seen entering multiple offices. He was identified Kansas City metro police do some weeding on 4/20 and warned against trespass at Flarsheim Hall. Kasim Hardaway Asst. News Editor Officials have made it clear this is not the end seized by police. of the operation. With the measures taken, police officers may April 19 April 20, commonly referred to as 4/20, has In days to come, the same measures will be now see a decrease in drug-impaired driving. become recognized as the marijuana holiday taken to prevent and eliminate marijuana use. Most only regard alcohol when considering Suspicious Party 8:16 a.m. predominantly among marijuana users. The operation was called “Constant Gardener,” drug impaired driving. However, driving Non-affiliated party was creating a disturbance In an attempt to decrease marijuana use, law an operation that took much planning by police under the influence of marijuana can be just as at the Medical School and was asked to leave. enforcement agencies scheduled raids all across task forces. dangerous. 8:59 a.m. Property Damage Kansas City on Wednesday. Lowe explained how “Constant Gardener” The chief concern about drug impaired driving Graffiti was found on the walls of “We wanted to celebrate with them today,” was part of an on-going investigation involving is that it substantially affects one’s motor skills, Oak Place parking garage. Highway Patrol Sgt. Bill Lowe said. collaboration between law enforcement reaction time and judgment, all crucial tools 5:30 p.m. Larceny Police officers on both sides of the state line encompassing regions from Wichita all the way needed when driving. A student reported his bicycle carried out these raids on in-house marijuana to Columbia. Drug-impaired driving accounts for a stolen outside Johnson Hall. growing operations. Lowe also explained that these marijuana- significant number of crashes and highway According to the Missouri Highway Patrol, growing operations take place at various venues. fatalities. 14 arrests were made and 900 plants were seized Motel rooms, barns, warehouses and even Operation “Constant Gardener” and the future April 20 from the operations. residences have been used as grow houses. measures that will be taken by patrol and law 12:06 p.m. Larceny By the early afternoon, officers from an Officers have even come across entire homes enforcement partners can be seen as a message to Money was missing from the cash drop box estimated 30 law enforcement agencies in eastern occupied by growing marijuana plants. those who endorse illegal drug use. for the restaurants in the Student Union. Kansas and western Missouri had raided 20 grow Since 2007, more than 130 in-house marijuana- [email protected] [email protected] houses and continued their efforts throughout growing operations have been terminated and the day. more than 10,000 marijuana plants have been

Summer safety tips from Officer Patrick Tedesco With summer just around the corner, we you’re alone – no matter what the emergency is Walk confidently at a steady pace on the side of compartment. should start thinking of all the things summer said to be. Offer to make an emergency call while the street facing traffic. Use your headlights when drive in fog or rainy brings. Unfortunately one of the things we don’t the person waits outside. If you are in trouble, attract help any way you conditions. This not only helps your visibility but think of when we think of summer is that it brings That being said, never give the impression that can. Scream, yell for help or yell, “Fire!” also helps others see you coming. out more people who want to do us harm. Here you are home alone if a strangers telephone or If you feel you are being followed walk to a well- If you should be approached or attacked, try are a few tips to keep in mind while enjoying come to the door. populated area. and stay alert and observant so that you can better yourselves this summer. If you live in an apartment, avoid being in the While Driving describe your attacker and assault to the police. In At Home laundry room or garage by yourself, especially at Keep your car in good working order and the certain circumstances it may be more advisable Make sure all windows and doors in your night. gas tank at least half full. to submit than to resist and risk severe injury or home can be locked, especially sliding glass doors. If you come home and find a door or window Park in well-lit areas and lock the doors, even if death. You will have to make this decision based Keep entrances well lit. open or signs of a forced entry, don’t go in. Go to you’ll only be gone a short time. on the circumstances. Be especially careful if your Install a peephole in the door if you don’t have the nearest phone and call police. If you get a flat tire, drive carefully on it until attacker should have a weapon. one, and use it. While walking you reach a safe, well-lit and well-traveled area. As always, if you see a crime or feel you may be Check the identification of any sales or service Always be alert of your surroundings and the Do not leave valuables lying out in plain in danger, do not hesitate to call 911. persons before letting them in. people around you. sight when you leave your vehicle. Lock any Don’t let any stranger into your home when Try to stay in well-lit areas. valuables you have with you in the trunk or glove April 25, 2011 NEWS 5 Course evaluations How students impact instructor salaries Nathan Zoschke the classroom attendance on the day they were Jack Tan Pei Song, a business major, said he Asst. Production Manager/Copy Editor handed out. believes it is important to obtain feedback on Financial Corner Because of this, Sandreczki said, overall instructor performance. Each week, the Students in the Free Enterprise At the end of each semester, UMKC students scores have been consistent semester-to- “I think it a very important tool for the (SIFE) Team from the Henry W. Bloch School of find themselves bubbling in orange Scantron semester. administration as it is one of the major tool to Management, with assistance from a group forms known as course evaluations, The exception was in fall 2009 when course evaluate faculty based on students’ feedback,” of respected business people, will answer your evaluations were conducted online. Student Song said. “I would say that generally students Such forms are used by the individual financial questions. colleges to asses faculty performance. participation was a mere 26 percent. provide genuine responses, but most of them Arts and Sciences (A&S) Assistant Dean “Students get inundated with this stuff and have a lack of knowledge of the uses and Tom Sandreczki said each department in A&S it’s just a hassle for them to go in [online] and function of the course evaluation forms.” What are some of the top has a formula it uses to factor course evaluations do it,” Sandreczki said. Song said he would like to see mandatory into overall faculty performance reviews. The advantage of online evaluations is online course evaluations. reasons people get fired? “We base pay on a performance basis, that they make data collection easier for the “They’re more environmental friendly and Getting fired from your job is humiliating. and [evaluations] can affect pay increases,” administration, and for that reason, the idea of easier to tabulate and collect responses,” Song Termination can lead to financial stress, and can be Sandreczki said. “If a particular faculty member putting A&S course evaluations back online has said. “They would be flexible for students to do very depressing. Here are a few of the most common consistently gets low scores, then there could been considered. at whatever time works best.” ways people get fired. Avoid these, and you will avoid be a problem, and the department should look Sandreczki said A&S may use online Marvi Memon, a freshman chemistry major, Donald Trump’s signature phrase, “You’re fired.” into it and see if there is [a problem]. Students evaluations again next fall. However, changes agrees course evaluations are a useful tool, but comments are a huge benefit because let the would have to be made, namely to increase would prefer to keep the Scantron forms, which Be Punctual department chair know what the issues are that student participation. she believes are less of a hassle for students. Attendance and lateness problems are probably they have.” “[Participation in the online surveys] won’t Bradley Hoffman, a sophomore English the first and most likely cause of people getting fired. The average course evaluation score for all be mandatory in the sense that it won’t prevent major, expressed frustration at student Employers count on you to be there and to be on A&S faculty in fall 2010 was 4.40. you from getting your grades,” Sandreczki said. ignorance of how course evaluations are used. time. When legitimate excuses come up, be sure to To get this number, Sandreczki said “We could delay grades slightly, and students “The majority of students are likely unaware use effective communication and let your boss know he averages scores from the various A&S are eager to get their grades. In reality, we would what major decisions these course evaluations as soon as possible. departments, which create an average of probably end up delaying them a couple days if can and have been used to make by the dean,” Don’t do drugs individual instructors’ scores. they don’t take the survey.” Hoffman said. “They are basically capable of Drug and alcohol abuse should be a no-brainer, but To avoid skewed results, evaluation forms Student opinions on the use of course substituting the evaluations as the decision sadly it is not. There is a reason companies give drug are only given in medium-large size classes. evaluations are mixed. maker thereby separating themselves from the tests. This behavior leads to inconsistent work, errors, Sandreczki said this is also done to protect “A professor is going to continue to teach situation and making it a totally reasonable and accidents, poor interactions, and other problems. students’ confidentiality. in the way that they see fit no matter how the seemingly genuine and fair way for the deans to Honesty in the workplace In addition, course evaluations are not given course evaluations turn out,” Amanda Osborne, say, ‘We didn’t make the decisions, the students Lying and stealing is not wise. Companies need in graduate thesis, directed studies or seminar a junior business major, said. “I believe this is so did.’” employees that are honest and have integrity. Stealing classes. because they chalk the opinions of students up [email protected] can cost companies a lot of money, and it never pays Sandreczki said he assumes the student to the possibility of not getting a passing grade to lie, especially on a resume. An increasing numbers response from the course evaluations reflects or a dislike of the professor.” of employers are checking every single reference a job candidate provides, and this checking continues even after you are hired. Insubordination Insubordination is one of the fastest ways to end up in the unemployment line. Unless your boss tells you to do something that you feel is illegal, unethical, or against your principles, do what they tell you to do. Sexual Harassment Sexual harassment is a well-known reason for people getting fired, so this should serve as a nice little reminder. Making sexual innuendos, Your weekly update on the world of parking. This information comes directly from Parking Operations. suggestive comments, or even touching someone Park it! inappropriately at work is never a good idea. 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The Clyde Manor Apartments at Gillham Road and Armour Boulevard. The building was acquired by Antheus Capital in 2007 and refurbished shortly after. renaissancePhoto by Melissa Oribhabor New Jersey company invests more than $100 million in Armour Boulevard renovations

Nathan Zoschke east, became a fashionable place to live. converted from hotels to apartment housing. the Homestead apartments at 811 E. Armour Copy Editor/Asst. Production Manager Stately single family homes were refurbished. Upon Clyde Manor’s acquisition in 2007, its Blvd., will see its historic façade, which was altered But until recently, the area continued to lack interior was gutted and rebuilt. The apartments during a 1960s renovation, fully restored. For years, Midtown was not a shining part of quality apartments. were completely refurbished, and all the windows Such renovations are not cheap. Antheus’ Kansas City, a scourge that devoured the 20 or Antheus Capital, a New Jersey-based firm, were replaced with newer, energy-efficient ones. redevelopment efforts in Hyde Park will total so numbered blocks between Crown Center and started acquiring apartment buildings along The apartments feature high-grade finishes, more than $100 million once complete. Westport. Armour Boulevard between Broadway Boulevard including capacious kitchens with granite Cassel said what attracted Antheus to Hyde Once-elegant mansions built at the turn of the and Troost Avenue in 2007. countertops. Park was the quality of the historic buildings and 20th century had been divided into multi-unit The acquisition began in 2007 when The signs of blight on Armour are becoming convenient location. apartments. Antheus submitted a bid to Kansas City’s Public harder and harder to come by. Bus rapid transit lines along Main Street and Tall, brick buildings, built as hotels along Improvement Advisory Committee (PIAC) to Antheus’ 21 buildings, upon renovation, will Troost Avenue offer quick access to downtown, Armour Boulevard to accommodate Kansas renovate the buildings. represent a substantial part of the midtown rental the Plaza, Westport and both UMKC campuses. City’s rapid growth in the 1910s and ‘20s, had A recent acquisition of 12 new buildings market. Many of the tenants, Cassel said, are students at become shabby Section 8 housing. has more than doubled Antheus’ holdings in Antheus found, upon the completion of Clyde the Hospital Hill campus. Landlords neglected properties and many fell Midtown. Manor, a high demand for market rate units. “What we’ve found is that people in the 1910s into a pathetic state of disrepair, a shell of their A total of 1,400 units have been, or will be, Cassel said the building was fully leased in fall and ’20s really knew how to build apartments,” former selves. converted to market rate (non-rental assistance) 2010, six months after it opened, exceeding the Cassel said. “They really got it right. The problems The area developed a reputation for drug deals housing. goal of having the building fully leased by spring we have encountered are the renovations people and crime. Peter Cassel, a director for MAC Properties, 2011. made later down the road that ended up doing But that has changed. Say goodbye to the which manages Antheus’ assets, said the last time Cassel also said residents have been highly more harm than good. We want to restore 1990s. Midtown is on a roll and is picking up market rate apartments were added to Midtown satisfied with the building, its central location these properties while complementing them speed. market was more than 25 years ago. and amenities, which include off-street parking with amenities like modern kitchens and raised In the early 2000s, a blighted neighborhood Many of the buildings Antheus has acquired, and fitness center. Cassel said if 50 percent of ceilings.” was demolished along Main Street and Linwood such as the Clyde Manor apartments, at the corner a building’s residents renew their lease, it is For more information on Clyde Manor or Boulevard, making room for a Costco warehouse of Gillham Road and Armour, featured elaborate considered a high retention rate. The number for MAC’s other buildings along Armour Boulevard, and Home Depot store. Tax revenue from exterior detailing, but had unsalvageable interiors Clyde Manor, Cassel said, is much higher. visit www.macapartments.com. the project was used to rehab homes in the due to years of abuse and neglect as Section 8 Cassel said MAC tries to bring out the unique [email protected] surrounding neighborhoods. housing. The last time Clyde Manor underwent architecture of each building when it renovates, The Hyde Park neighborhood, bounded by a major renovation, Cassel said, was in the 1960s, and focuses on preserving the buildings’ façades. Main Street to the west and Troost Avenue to the when many of the buildings along Armour were One building recently acquired by Antheus,

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Top left: Stanley E. Banks, spring 2009 commencement Top center: Damon K. Bryant, winter 2008 commencement Top right: Dr. Tina Hines, spring 2010 commencement Middle left: Dr. Joni Watson, winter 2010 commencement Center: Dr. Leodis Davis, winter 2006 commencement Middle right: Sen. Claire McCaskill, spring 2007 commencement Bottom left: Terrill Petri, winter 2009 commencement Bottom center: Theresa Garza Ruiz, winter 2010 commencement Bottom right: Dr. Gary Seabaugh, winter 2007 commencement Photo of Leodis Davis courtesy of Perspectives Magazine All other photos courtesy of Google Images Campus History Commencement address speakers

Patricia Barra Public Relations in 2009 she became chairwoman of Homeland Bryant has received the Dying the Odds Alumni She teaches undergraduate Anatomy and Security and Government Affairs subcommittee. Award, 12 Regional Emmy Awards, honors Physiology. She is participating in research about Through the years, UMKC has seen The winter commencement in 2007 Mike from the Michigan Association of Broadcasters, the nervous system, cardiovascular function many students walk across the stage for Sanders’ Jackson County Executive came to talk Missouri Broadcasters Association and Kansas during pregnancy and prenatal environments commencement. UMKC has welcomed many to the graduating seniors. Sanders is an alumnus Broadcasters Association. relating to other topics such as aging and obesity. important commencement speakers. Here are of UMKC. Sanders received a Bachelors of Art Stanley E. Banks was the commencement Winter 2010 commencement, Theresa Garza a few of the commencement speakers who have in Philosophy then pursued a law degree at Ohio speaker for the 2009 spring commencement. Ruiz gave the commencement speech. Ruiz is come to talk to UMKC students about take the State University School of Law. Banks graduated from UMKC in 1979 with a alumna from UMKC. Ruiz received a degree next step into their future. As a Gulf War veteran he completed his Bachelor of Arts and later with a Masters of Arts in criminal justice from UMKC and is working In 2006 Dr. Leodis Davis was the law degree in 1994. He then became Asst. in 1991. on her Masters in public administration with an commencement speaker for the winter practices. Prosecuting Attorney. Sanders received Rookie Banks is now Assistant Professor and Artist emphasis on government relations and public Davis graduated from then University of Prosecutor of the Year award, Top Prosecutor of in Residence at Avila University. In 2008, he management from Park University. Ruiz was first Kansas City (UKC) in 1956. Davis became a well- the Year from Mothers Against Drunk Driving received the Defying the Odds Alumni Award. elected in 2006 and re-elected in 2010 as County known professional in his field of biochemistry. and Law Enforcement Officer of the Year award. In addition, Banks has had many published Legislator At Large. He taught at universities such as Tennessee State Spring 2008 commencement speech was works such as Blue Beat Syncopation. He The most recent commencement, Dr. Joni University, Howard University Medical School, presented by Dr. Gary Seabaugh. Seabaugh is has received many literary awards such as The Walton came to speak to graduates. Walton is and University of Iowa. During his posts at the an alumnus of UMKC. He received a Bachelor Langston Hughes Prize for Poetry, National Assistant Professor in Nursing at Carrollton University of Iowa he was chemistry department of Arts degree in Philosophy and a Masters Endowment of Arts Fellowship and The Writers College. Also she is certified as nurse specialist chair, senior provost and later dean of the graduate of Arts degree in education. Later, Seabaugh Place Award. in medical-surgical nursing and respiratory college. Davis won UMKC’s alumnus of the year received his doctorate from the University of Terrill Petri gave the commencement speech therapist. In addition, she participates in research in 1986. A scholarship has been established from Kansas in Developmental and Child Psychology. for the winter commencement in 2009. Petri in subjects of spirituality in patients with chronic him and his wife for students in the College of Art Seabaugh received Alumnus Achievement Award received a Bachelor of Arts in commucations illnesses. and Sciences. from UMKC and Alumnus of the Year from Studies in 1983 from UMKC. She received UMKC commencement is time of celebration In the spring commencement of 2007 Sen. Johnson County Community College. Later, Alumnus of the Year Award in 2003. of new minds representing their alma mater Claire McCaskill came to speak to students. he received Award of Merit by the Association May of 2010 commencement Dr. Tina Hines and growing as individuals. Many important McCaskill attended college and law school at of Advancement of Behavior Therapy and he gave the commencement speech. Dr. Tina Hines individuals have come speak to graduates and the University of Missouri—Columbia. After appears in Who’s Who. is the Thompson/Missouri Endowed Professor of given so much to their community and their graduating law school she was a clerk for the Winter 2008 commencement was lead by Nursing and Associate Dean of Research. Hines fields. Missouri Court of Appeals in Kansas City. alumnus Damon K. Bryant. Bryant is president of a B.A. in French, B.S. in Nursing, a doctorate [email protected] In 2006 McCaskill was the first woman elected the Alumni Association and is now Vice President in Physiology, a doctorate in Obstetrics and a to the United States Senate from Missouri. Later of Creative Services for WDAF Fox Channel 4. doctorate in Neuroscience. April 25, 2011 A&E 9 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Spring dance concert: high-profile works

Nicole English Contributing Writer The dance studios at the Performing Arts Center (PAC) were bustling with activity as dancers and faculty prepared for their an- nual Spring Dance Concert. Students took dance classes by day, and rehearsed afternoons and evenings with various faculty members, as they memorized challenging choreography. This year's Dance Division annual Spring Dance Concert featured a professional-level, prestigious ballet presented with a special agreement from the Anthony Tudor Trust as part of the saster, annual "Great Works Project".” ranging from The ballet, “Dark Elegies,” was reconstructed and staged by quiet, tender James Jordan, a UMKC Conservatory alumnus and the Kansas mourning to out- City Ballet's Dance Master. bursts of sheer rage. Jordan is also an official répétiteur for the Tudor Trust. In bal- Also on the program, were let, a répétiteur is a person who supervises a rehearsal, to ensure “Blue,” a modern ballet choreo- that dancers perform the right steps for a particular piece of cho- graphed by Dance Division Director Paula reography, and to guarantee authenticity and adherence to the Weber, and “Cappriccio,” a ballet by Associ- creator's vision. ate Dean Mary Pat Henry. Jordan has been responsible for restaging various Anthony Tu- Associate Professor Ronn Tice rounded out the dor ballets across the country, often setting the choreography on modern ballet offerings with his reprisal of his piece, “Magnesium very high-profile ballet companies, such as the San Francisco Bal- Pieces.” let, Tulsa Ballet Theatre, Milwaukee Ballet and Kansas City Ballet. Modern dance ensembles opened and closed the concert. The dance student cast had to be pre-approved by the Tudor Inspired by the dark, musky vocals of Nina Simone, Sabrina Photos by Mike Strong Trust representative, Sally Bayley Bliss, as being of sufficient talent Madison-Cannon's “Bittersuite” opened the show and featured and training to have permission to perform this professional-level more than 30 women in her choreography. ballet. The approval to perform this work is akin to receiving a Closing the show was DeeAnna Hiett's “Without a Word,” nationally-aclaimed award in the dance world, and is a significant with a cast of 38 people. coup for the Dance Department, the prestige of the Conserva- The Conservatory's Dance Division presented its annual tory, and a highlight for the resumes of the dance students. Spring Dance Concert 7:30 p.m. April 14-16 with a 2:30 p.m. The ballet was presented in collaboration with the Conserva- matinee April 16, all in White Recital Hall and open to the public. tory Chamber Orchestra, under the direction of Robert Olson, The concert performances alternated two casts of principals, and featured mezzo soprano and Conservatory Assistant Profes- to allow more students the experience of performing a lead role. sor Aidan Soder on vocals. The Saturday matinee was the only performance performed to “Dark Elegies” was set to Gustav Mahler’s "Kindertotenlieder," recorded music. meaning “Songs on the Death of Children.” The 25-minute Looking ahead: suite was comprised of five songs based on lyrics by Friedrich Wylliams/Henry Contemporary Dance Theater will be Rückert. presenting their annual Spring concert May 13 and 14, at 8 p.m. in Often described as Tudor's favorite ballet and best cre- PAC's White Recital Hall. Ticket information is available online ation, this timely dance narrative portrayed a communi- at http://wylliams-henry.org or by calling 816-235-6222. ty's reactions to the loss of its children to an unnamed di- [email protected] 10 A&E Vol. 78, Issue 30 Professor Profile: UMKC says goodbye to David Atkinson

after 44 years Photo by Nathan Zoschke Melissa Oribhabor Editor-in-Chief law. him about things and I always knew that he would won’t have him again. I’ve already taken all of the “And as a lawyer and a political scientist I’ve support me as the advisor to the newspaper and undergrad classes that he teaches. I would take As graduates prepare to leave and take on the always had a special interest in the U.S. Supreme that he would, more importantly, support the another class with him in a heartbeat.” world, UMKC will also be saying goodbye to a Court,” Atkinson said. “My book, ‘Leaving the newspaper. He would support the editors and the But after retirement, Atkinson will keep busy man who has devoted 44 years of his life to this Bench: Supreme Court Justices at the End,’ tells staff without a single doubt. He was always there on a very interesting project. He is currently university. the story of decrepitude and failure, in many for us.” working with historian Larry Larsen on a book Dr. David Atkinson came in UMKC in 1967 cases, at the end of their careers, and how they Students who have taken his courses gain about famous axe murders in Iowa. Growing up and has taught political science and law classes retired, resigned or died, as the case may be, on a wealth of knowledge from a professor who in Iowa, he has heard stories of these murders and at UMKC for his entire career. This was his the Supreme Court.” has devoted his life to what he teaches and the legendary court case surrounding it. first job and the only interview he ever had after At UMKC, Atkinson has taught courses on worked hard to motivate his students. Atkinson Although he’ll keep busy after life at UMKC, leaving the University of Iowa, where he received constitutional law, civil liberties and the federal always believed it was important to motivate his he will have great memories of his time here. his Bachelor’s, Master’s and Ph.D, all in political system, and the judicial process, to name a few. students, and teachers are like coaches. He hopes “[What I will remember the most is] the fact science. However, Atkinson was not only a great he is remembered as someone who did the best that I enjoyed it so much,” he said. “I enjoyed When he first came to UMKC, to finish his teacher, but he was also a loyal colleague and a he could and that he made a difference. And if the students, [and] I enjoyed the faculty. It was a dissertation, he didn’t consider UMKC for long- brilliant expert on constitutional law. his reviews from students are any indication, he school that I knew nothing of when I came here term employment, but was pleasantly surprised “He’s a wonderful friend,” Fred Wickman said. accomplished just that. and I grew to love it very much.” with what he found. Wickman is the Faculty Advisor for University “[Atkinson was] one of the best professors I The staff atUniversity News would like to thank “I had never heard of this university before, News and has known Atkinson for six years. “He have had the pleasure to have,” one student wrote Atkinson for his support over the years and we but I came here and I found a number of very is kind and solid…from the moment that I got about Atkinson on www.ratemyprofessor.com. “I wish him a very happy retirement. Thank you. bright faculty, [and] the department had been to know David, he always had my back. I always have never met anyone more informed or with a [email protected] newly created,” Atkinson said. “[UMKC had] knew that I could go to him at any time and talk to greater wealth of knowledge. I only regret that I able people, good colleagues and I was impressed with the students. We had a little older student body than many universities because we were a commuter school and people were often working and the average age was a little older, but these were really hardworking people, very bright. [They] had a certain maturity about them and I immediately liked this place.” After more than four decades at UMKC Atkinson retired in March of 2011. Aside from teaching, he was the chair of the political science department twice, once in the 1970s and again in the 1980s. He also has acted as chair of the Board of Publishers for University News since January 2005. This spring will mark his last semester as the chair of the board. He retired from teaching in spring of 2010. Atkinson was asked to chair the board of University News by Dean Brian Le Beau, and said he was glad to do it. “I’ve had a very enjoyable number of years with U-News,” Atkinson said. “I think the paper we’ve put out has just been excellent and I’m very David Atkinson and the Political Science Department at UMKC at Atkinson’s retirement party at the Chancellor’s Residence April 8. pleased.” Photo courtesy of David Atkinson Atkinson’s heart is, and has been, with public April 25, 2011 GRADUATION 11

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David Bennett is a creative writing major with honest aspirations. “I don’t know what I want to do,” Bennett said. There are many career opportunities he finds interesting. Ideally, Bennett would like to work on his music full-time and he plans on strengthening his music, visual art and writing portfolio. He has also considered moving to Brooklyn to be a professional tutor to pay off his student loans and has already 2011 Graduate received job offers to tutor. In the fall he may apply to various programs of graduate study. For the next nine months or so, Bennett plans to stay in Kansas City, where he will seek work at non-profit organizations as a grant writer or in the city as a professional tutor. He does not feel adequately prepared by UMKC’s financial aid department to handle the burden of student loans. “I am entering the real world at a disadvantage, most like someone with an unfortunate amount of credit card debt,” David Bennett Bennett said. Profiles

Jennifer Kaminsky’s aspiration is to be a great lawyer. Priscila Nuñez has spent her years at UMKC active in student life. This past She double majored in political science and criminal justice. year she was the President of the student organization called the Association of She will not be starting a career right after graduation because Latin American Students (ALAS). she will be attending law school at Washington University in St. Priscila said she will miss UMKC’s student life the most. Louis this fall, where she hopes to study criminal legal procedure. “I personally had the best college experience here at UMKC getting involved Kaminsky believes women are underrepresented in the field of with different organizations and holding leadership positions,” Nuñez said. “I criminal law and believes she can bring change. will miss my amigos from ALAS. They made my experience fun, meaningful, During her time at law school, she plans to compete on the and memorable. I will miss all my fellow amigos from the Bloch School; I don’t law school mock trial team and perhaps coach an undergraduate know what I would have done without them! Let me tell you, we are a family mock trial program. over at the Bloch school…this might change as they continue to expand it.” She enjoyed her time at UMKC because it has a small-school Aside from student life, Nuñez was really focused on her academics, feel. becoming a 2011 as Honor Recipient. She values the individual attention she received from Nuñez thinks UMKC; mainly the Henry W. Bloch School of Management professors, calling her Criminal Justice professors amazing. has prepaired her for the real world. She also values the academic opportunities and internships “The Bloch School professors are business professionals that teach based on that have better prepared her for law school and life after their real world experiences using real world case studies and examples,” She graduation. She hopes to eventually return to Kansas City to said. “I admire their expertise; they have taught me a lot of great leadership and practice law and settle down with another UMKC alumnus, her business insights that I will use as I continue with my career.” fiancé, Matthew Varon. So what’s next for Nuñez? One of her personal goals is to be a prosecutor in Jackson “Summer! And a few vacations before I grow up and start my real job in the Jennifer Kaminsky County. fall at Cerner Corporation,” Nuñez said.

Scott Thode’s primary aspiration after graduation is to attend graduate school to become a mental health counselor. Francisco Garcia will graduate from the School of Computer He will be graduating with a degree in psychology. Engineering, studying mechanical engineering. He expects to live in either Kansas City, or move back to He spent a lot of his time this pas year as president for the Raytown. Society of Engineers (SAE), who scheduled to compete in the He does not plan to take a career right after graduation. Instead, Baja Buggy races this summer. he will continue to support himself by working at UMKC’s Writing More recently, the Kansas City Section of the Society of Center and as an independent contractor in the painting industry. Women Engineers named Garcia Mr. Engineer 2011. He will also be volunteering as a basketball coach for the Kansas Now that Garcia is graduating, he will miss his engineering City Pumas. classes the most. “I think that [UMKC] has prepared me intellectually for the “[He will miss] Prof. McClernon’s silly jokes in class and the next step of my life,” Thode said. He attributed this preparation to laugh of my classmates,” Garcia said. the professors he has had. Garcia said he’d also miss all of the long working hours “Unlike Mizzou, who has great academics, but not great designing SAE’s buggy and assembling it at the old maintenance teachers, at UMKC I felt like the professors formed relationships building. with their students,” Thode said. “It wasn’t all just about research “[I’m] also going to miss the continuous struggle to get all my with them.” projects done,” he said. The real world can be stressful, especially when budgeting, and When asked if his time at UMKC has prepared him for the Thode is mindful. real world, he simply replied “Ask me in a couple of years.” “I do have concerns about financial success in the future,” he Francisco Garcia So what’s next for Francisco? He plans to design and create Scott Thode said. toys and machines on his time off from work. April 25, 2011 GRADUATION 3

Michele Smith-Nolan is an English major with an emphasis in creative writing. She is a member of the Honors Program and served as editor-in- chief of the Honors Program’s Undergraduate Research Journal, Lucerna. After graduation, she plans to remain in Kansas City, but expects to travel frequently because she is a national public speaker for women’s issues and travels often for ministry work. Smith-Nolan is a licensed minister as well as a Church Plant Consultant, which means she mentors and trains church leaders as they plant new 2011 Graduate churches. She has been admitted to UMKC’s School of Social Work Graduate Program and will begin her degree in the fall. Even after receiving her graduate degree in social work, Smith-Nolan plans to attend law school. “After graduate school, I plan to work as a crisis counselor while attending law school part-time. The Juris Doctorate will complement my work as a crisis counselor so that I am able to offer legal advice as an additional resource for future clients,” Smith-Nolan said. Michelle Smith-Nolan

Profiles Emma Frank will graduate with a bachelor’s degree in chemistry and a minor in art history. For several terms, Frank has served as co-president to Priscila Nuñez has spent her years at UMKC active in student life. This past the Honors Program. year she was the President of the student organization called the Association of She also spent a significant part of her time as Latin American Students (ALAS). an undergraduate working in the Jackson County Priscila said she will miss UMKC’s student life the most. Medical Examiner’s Office, where she assists with “I personally had the best college experience here at UMKC getting involved autopsies. with different organizations and holding leadership positions,” Nuñez said. “I Although she is unsure of where she would will miss my amigos from ALAS. They made my experience fun, meaningful, like to live someday, Frank plans to stay in Kansas and memorable. I will miss all my fellow amigos from the Bloch School; I don’t City next year and secure a full-time career at the know what I would have done without them! Let me tell you, we are a family examiner’s office conducting autopsies. Ultimately, over at the Bloch school…this might change as they continue to expand it.” her goal is to attend medical school and she hopes Aside from student life, Nuñez was really focused on her academics, to change the way obstetricians deliver infants. becoming a 2011 as Honor Recipient. Frank firmly believes UMKC has prepared her Nuñez thinks UMKC; mainly the Henry W. Bloch School of Management for career and academic pursuits after graduation. has prepaired her for the real world. “I do believe UMKC has prepared me, mainly “The Bloch School professors are business professionals that teach based on because of the people here,” Frank said. “I’ve their real world experiences using real world case studies and examples,” She networked and met great people.” said. “I admire their expertise; they have taught me a lot of great leadership and Her only misgiving about her experience at business insights that I will use as I continue with my career.” UMKC was the frustrating administration to work So what’s next for Nuñez? with at times, but she is grateful for the positive “Summer! And a few vacations before I grow up and start my real job in the interactions she had with her professors along the fall at Cerner Corporation,” Nuñez said. Priscila Nuñez way. Emma Frank

Francisco Garcia will graduate from the School of Computer Danielle Dwyer, a communication studies major studying Engineering, studying mechanical engineering. interpersonal communication and public relations, has spent He spent a lot of his time this pas year as president for the her years at UMKC as a member of Delta Zeta Sorority Xi Society of Engineers (SAE), who scheduled to compete in the Phi chapter. Baja Buggy races this summer. She also served as a Campus Ambassador for the Office of More recently, the Kansas City Section of the Society of Admissions, and was a 2011 Honor Recipient. Women Engineers named Garcia Mr. Engineer 2011. Now that she is graduating, Dwyer will miss her time at Now that Garcia is graduating, he will miss his engineering UMKC. classes the most. “I’ll miss hide-and-seek in the quad, hanging out in the new “[He will miss] Prof. McClernon’s silly jokes in class and the union, and all the people who have made these last four years laugh of my classmates,” Garcia said. an awesome experience,” Dwyer said. Garcia said he’d also miss all of the long working hours Dwyer said UMKC has prepared her with real-world designing SAE’s buggy and assembling it at the old maintenance knowledge and connections through the faculty and staff, and building. knows that will have a huge impact on her future success. “[I’m] also going to miss the continuous struggle to get all my After graduation, Dwyer hopes to attend graduate school projects done,” he said. here at UMKC in the Henry W. Bloch School of Management When asked if his time at UMKC has prepared him for the for business. real world, he simply replied “Ask me in a couple of years.” So what’s next for Francisco? He plans to design and create toys and machines on his time off from work. Danielle Dwyer 4 GRADUATION Vol. 78, Issue 30

John Pfortmiller is communication studies major with a double emphasis in mass communication and interpersonal communication. He is also the Advertising Manager for U-News University News. Pfortmiller originally started his college career at Rockhurst University, but chose to transfer to UMKC. “I came to UMKC because I wanted to have a broader outreach as Staff Profiles opposed to Rockhurst,” Pfortmiller said. “[Rockhurst] was a very isolated Melissa Oribhabor is a Communication university approach. [I wanted] John Pfortmiller Studies major with an emphasis in Journalism something more out there, [with] more and Mass Communication. She is also the Editor- people and more opportunities. in-Chief of University News. She came to UMKC After graduation he will be working to develop her journalism skills and gain the at Platform Advertising as an account credentials necessary for graduate school. coordinator and feels his experience at UMKC has adequately prepared him for life after “I graduated from Mizzou in 2008 with a degree college. is Interdisciplinary Studies, and after I graduated “I think the most important experience for my life after graduation has been the paper I decided to pursue journalism,” Oribhabor said. (University News) and the internships I’ve gotten through UMKC,” Pfortmiller said. “The “However, I hadn’t worked for the newspaper at work I‘ve done here especially prepared me for graduation and my life afterwards.” Mizzou, so I didn’t have the experience I needed to get accepted into a graduate journalism program.” She started UMKC in fall of 2009 and immediately went to work for University News. Oribhabor feels her experience at UMKC, specifically her experience Kate Lawler is a communication studies at University News, was invaluable. major with an emphasis in journalism Melissa Oribhabor “You can’t go to college for journalism and not and mass communication. Lawler is also work for the school paper,” she said. “By the time I the Production Manager for University graduate, I’ll have two years of experience and a full News. Although she will be earning her portfolio. Working for U-News is what got me into bachelor’s from UMKC, this was not graduate school.” her first choice school. Lawler started at the University of Kansas in fall of 2006, but quickly realized she did not like the school. She then attended Johnson County Community College for a year Kevin Bryce is a communication studies major before coming to UMKC and she feels with an emphasis in film and media arts and a minor she made the right choice. in creative writing. He is also the Sports and Photo After graduation, Lawler plans on editor for University News. Bryce is an international moving to Connecticut, where she has student; he came to UMKC from Prince Edward family. There, she hopes to work on her Kate Lawler Island, Canada. graduate school applications and find a “I had a brother who lived here, and I wanted to go job. somewhere I had family. I heard UMKC was good.” “Ideally, I would like to be involved Upon graduation, Bryce feels made the right in the contemporary art community by working decision coming to study film at UMKC and says he for a magazine that specializes in local and national artists,” Lawler said. “I want to design for the has benefitted from his experience. magazine and write on the side. And do my art, on the side.” “The film program was really great,” Bryce said. “There were some professors who were incredible, [such as] Tom Poe [and] Mitch Brian, really helpful guys, really knowledgeable and inspiring.” Kevin Bryce After graduation, Bryce Sarah Ashlock is English major and the Arts and Entertainment editor for plans to get a job and stay University News. A Kansas city native, she chose UMKC because she wanted in Kansas City for at least to attend a school on a urban campus and she has enjoyed the English program a year until his visa runs out. He UMKC has to offer. hopes to get a job in journalism or “I really like [the program,” Ashlock said. “A lot of the English professors, I at a production company. think , are really dedicated and [give students the opportunity] to do different things.” After graduation, Ashlock might attend graduate school, but she has yet to decide. She has been accepted to Arizona State University to study English with a concentration in rhetoric and composition, but she is still weighing her options. Overall, Ashlock feels the professors have the greatest impact on her experience at UMKC and her preparation for life after college. Sarah Ashlock “I think UKMC as a whole, perhaps didn’t affect me,” Ashlock said. “but individual professors helped make my college career more successful.” ind us on facebook 16 A&E Vol. 78, Issue 30 Arcade Fire captivates Starlight crowd

Sam Towns Staff Writer Win Butler and Regine Chassagne, the something unique to the band’s starlit Starlight up, our bodies get bigger, but our hearts get torn- husband and wife duo who head up Arcade Fire, stage. During their hour and a half set, members up!” There was a collective energy as Arcade Fire Each human life consists of moments that were smiling at each other just as much as they of the band switched duties. Chassagne would be belted out the heart-felt lyrics to a full crowd. stand apart from the others. Typically, these are were grinning at the audience. One could see how slammin’ on the drums for one song and then for Another moment that really struck the moments where we fall in love, or get married, important and personal their music is to them. the next she’d don her infamous accordion and audience was during their performance of “Neon” or witness the birth of our first child. But, when A great deal of the songs they performed on rock out a little bit differently. Bible’s track “No Cars Go.” During the breakdown pitted against Arcade Fire’s concert on the 4/20 came from their album “Funeral.” This Throughout the performance, Butler continu- in this song, Butler begins a slow chant that infamous 20th day of April, any of these moments is contagiously catchy and builds a mounting would pale in comparison. energy that explodes into a sick-nasty rhythm. The stage instantly lit up when Arcade Fire’s “Between the click of the light and the start of opener shook Starlight’s amphitheatre. Giant the dream.” Jumbotron screens played video of the band in Audience members were in great supply After Arcade Fire ended their set, the audience the background as they strummed their guitars members decided then and there that they and banged their drums in the foreground. and standing room filled up quickly. hadn’t had enough. Chants could be heard Audience members were in great supply and making its way towards the stage, bouncing off standing room filled up quickly. Clouds of blown “ the amphitheatre’s acoustics and returning to us smoke rose every few moments from scattered album is one of their more personal ones because ally praised the Starlight for their efforts to help amplified in all its outrageous glory. pockets of the crowd; some were enjoying the the death of several relatives coincided with the Haitian struggle; proceeds from Arcade Fire’s Then, like any good band would, Arcade Fire concert a little bit differently. its production. A somber feeling that perhaps ticket sales went toward helping Haiti in” their returned to the stage to send each of their fans a The band’s energy on stage was impressive. otherwise wouldn’t have weaseled its way into most dire time of need. proper send off, rocking the house down and Each member was running about enthusiastically each track was able to. The band concluded their initial set with the prompting each of us to drive home happy and performing songs they clearly knew by heart The other members of the band, Will infamous track “Wake Up.” The entire crowd with a giant Arcade Fire-sized smile plastered on much to the enjoyment of the thousands of fans Butler, Richard Reed Perry, Sarah Neufeld, chanted along to the dynamic track, each our faces. in the stands. Tim Kingsbury, and Jeremy Gara each brought knowing it by heart. “If the children don’t grow [email protected] April 25, 2011 A&E 17 L IV Productions takes on the music industry Samuel Towns Staff Writer features piano and synthesizers. tweaking, which is Up next, “Beating Heart,” starts out with testament to L IV’s The music industry is a bustling, booming and, acoustic guitar and transitions nicely into a bold capabilities, and is most importantly, competitive business. Anyone accompanying synthesizer melody. destined to pop up looking to make it big as a producer or artist must “Command Space”’s third track, “This Love,” somewhere on TV know what they’re doing. is a more personal tune, which heavily features or the radio, so keep LIV (L 4) Productions is a determined group Sebastian’s songwriting and singing. your eyes peeled and composed of four musicians who know what The fourth track on L IV’s debut album is a your ears open. they’re doing. fantastic club blaster named “I Love Sorority L IV Productions’ The talented team consists of members Joe and Girls.” musical prowess has Geremy, who produce the music, Sebastian, who Fifth on the album is “Spinnin’ Around,” which far paid off, and if writes and sings, and Louis, the group’s engineer, features spacey acoustic strumming throughout “Command Space” who also produces. with piano that cuts in with the chorus, “She’s got is any indication of Joey Bounce, one of the group’s producers, is a my head just spinnin’ around.” what’s yet to come, UMKC senior. Sixth is the track “We Got The Money,” has I’d say we’re all in for In today’s business-driven world, the broader a heavy hip-hop influence and features some a treat. an audience a product reaches, the better. L IV talented rapping: “We’re counting all this money, The group’s new- Liv Productions album cover. Photo courtesy of Liv Productions Productions realizes that. They strive to span getting paper cuts.” Seventh is a rock ‘n’ roll- est musical offering many musical genres. inspired track titled “Tonight, Tonight,” featuring is a cover of P. Diddy’s Just shoot him an email at [email protected], Whether it’s hip-hop, rock ‘n’ roll or just about heavier guitar riffs and a solid drum kit. “Comin’ Home,” which can be found on YouTube or friend request Joey Bounce on Facebook and anything else under the sun, L IV has you covered. The last track on “Command Space” is by searching “Comin’ Home L IV.” drop him a line. LIV’s first full studio album “Command Space” Bounce’s pride and joy; a track that’s almost all his Bounce said LIV is eager to communicate You can find out more about L IV Productions is proof of the group’s vocal abilities and mixing own, “Treat Me Like Gold.” with fans and listeners. A Facebook page for L at www.beatsbybounce.com. skills. This particular track has received critical IV Productions is up and running, and Bounce, The first track, “I Know That You’re Scared,” acclaim by a Grammy producer in Tennessee. anxious to see what the musicians at UMKC and [email protected] is a hip-hop-influenced dance song that heavily “Treat Me Like Gold” was only in need of slight around KC are up to, is open to collaborations.

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Sarah Ashlock A&E Editor host of Night Tides on KCUR, 89.3 FM. Sponsored by the Her Art Project. Monday, April 25 Thursday, April 28 “They Shoot Horses Don’t They?”: Arts and Sciences Reading Day 7:30 p.m., James C. Olson Performing Arts Late Night Breakfast: 10 p.m.-12 a.m., Center. Purchase tickets at 816-235-6222. UC Cafeteria. Tuesday, April 26 Friday, April 29 “Peer Gynt:” Kansas City Repertory Arts and Sciences Reading Day. Theatre, Copaken Stage: 8 p.m. A brilliant Saturday, April 30 5-person, abbreviated adaptation of Ibsen’s AIDS WALK Kansas City: 8 a.m.-12 famous “impossible to produce” play. p.m. Join us for the 23rd annual AIDS Adapted and directed by world renowned WALK Kansas City as we Step2Stop David Schweizer, this is a true once-in-a- HIV/AIDS in our community! The three- lifetime experience! mile walk begins and ends at Theis Park, Wednesday, April 27 located at the intersection of 47th and Oak Artist’s Salon, the State of Women in streets, near the Country Club Plaza. All the Arts: 6 p.m., UMKC Chancellor’s proceeds support our local AIDS service Residence. Join the discussion or just organizations’ missions to provide shelter, listen in as local women artists, musicians, emergency services, medical care and long- performers, arts educators, and arts term nursing to those living with HIV/ professionals gather to discuss the current AIDS in our hometown. state of women in the arts in Kansas [email protected] City. Hosted by local artist Sonie Ruffin. Discussion moderated by Renee Blanche, 18 A&E Vol. 78, Issue 30 Kevin Bryce The Clash, and a guitar malpractice Sports Editor/Photo Editor to boot. They’re not in it for the money Kansas City’s Deadringers have (because they don’t make any) and If you’re not badass, only been playing shows since last they’re not really in it for the music fall but an audience for the garage either. They’re just friends who punk band is starting to build. With like to hang out, and sometimes some 20 shows under their belts in instruments are involved. you’re trying too hard Kansas City, Lawrence and Omaha, Last month the Deadringers the band might seem committed at were scheduled to play at The face value. Union but The Union booking But meeting and talking with agent had double booked and so them tells a different story. Bassist the guys were shafted. None of the Aaron Deets was on his way to three put up much of a fight. There Ecuador this fall but plans changed was no big ego on the line. They’ll for non-band circumstances. play The Union next time. Drummer and UMKC senior Despite a laid back mentality Derek Neufeld is applying to work there is no denying the epic sound and study in the Middle East, but with Flower’s shred and holler, has yet to find acceptance. Deets’ head jive lick, and Neufeld’s And so the band remains, and it hearty beats seeing a blood stained remains strong. On Friday, April 8 high hat all too often. the Deadringers played the Middle “Did you guys catch the of the Map Fest at the recordBar. Deadringers?” said Tulipana into The band played just before the the mike after their middle of the Kansas City legends, The Roman map set, “they were badass.” Numerals. The Deadringers continue to It was a 45-minute set that had simply not worry themselves with everyone amazed. Steve Tulipana, the headaches of management. owner of the recordBar and front When asked if he wanted to man of Roman Numerals, asked comment about the Deadringers, Deets afterwards why he had never Neufeld responded with only, “wait, heard of them before and that the who are the Deadringers?” And Deadringers had to play the Record when asked the name of a certain fist Bar more often. pumpable song, “I don’t really know They don’t seem to keep any the names of our songs,” Neufeld secret to their sound. Guitarist and said, “You’ll have to ask Ian.” lead vocalist Ian Flowers books The Deadringers play next at the shows and then the band plays. Riot Room on May 7. Right on. They’re just good at what they do, [email protected] with driving rhythms reminiscent of Local band Deadringers performing at the recordBar. Photo by Kevin Bryce Biffy Clyro entertains, manhandles crowd

Samuel Towns Staff Writer amount of tattoos. The band’s roadie could be seen on stage between each With no shirt on, the audience could see them all. His ink and performance, handing Neil a newly-tuned, sweat-free electric The first thing that strikes an audience about any band is its thick Scottish accent make Neil best likened to the MacManus guitar to get him rock-ready for his next number. There had to stage presence. brothers from the popular film “The Boondock Saints,” have been no fewer than six different electrics all together that Some choose to be overtly lackadaisical on stage, staring except that he does with a guitar and microphone what they Neil used throughout the show. down at their feet and letting their emo bangs cover their accomplished with guns and some rope. It’s clear to see that Biffy Clryo means every word they shout mascara-applied eyes while a teenage audience swoons at their Appearances and accents aren’t the only things Neil has in into their microphones. One that they played at the Beaumont, melancholy. common with the “Boondock Saints, “though. He also doesn’t which appears on their most recent musical offering, “Only Some bands, though, don’t mess around with any such take any crap, as was evidenced that Tuesday night at the Revolutions,” titled “God and Satan” features the lyrics, “I talk to nonsense. Beaumont. God as much as I talk to Satan ’cause I want to hear both sides.” On Tuesday, April 19, Biffy Clyro performed at the Many of Biffy Clyro’s songs begin with a lovely, quieter Such introspective lyrics can also be found in the track, Beaumont Club in Westport. guitar melody. One such peaceful intro got interrupted by “Many of Horror,” where Neil sings, “When we collide, we Meet Biffy Clyro. a dauntingly dysfunctional and terribly distracting group of come together; if we don’t we’ll always be apart. I’ll take a bruise; Disclaimer: This band is not your grandmother’s kind of audience members. Their drunken ramblings were terminated I know you’re worth it. When you hit me, hit me hard.” music. with extreme prejudice at the hands of Neil as he proclaimed Other albums from Biffy Clyro worth checking out are Taking the stage, the rag-tag trio ran out shirtless more ready over the mike “we’re trying to sing a f***ing song, mate.” The rest “Puzzle,” which was released back in 2007, “Infinity Land,” 2004, to battle with their guitars than strum them. of the audience rejoiced after the buffoons were silenced and as and “The Vertigo of Bliss,” 2003. Also, a boat-load of awesome The drummer relentlessly smashed a beat on his taut skins Neil, unfazed, continued on with his song. information and goodies can be found at www.biffyclyro.com. while the lead and bass guitarists plucked and slapped the Biffy Clyro played their songs with such intensity that after [email protected] tastiest jam never spread on toast. each track, Neil’s guitar would be soaked in sweat and likely Simon Neil, the lead guitarist, is covered head to toe in a vast thrown out of tune. April 25, 2011 A&E 19

Taking back the night

Mark Linville News Editor The annual event sponsored by the Women’s Center, Take Back the Night, brought a crowd of students from several demographics. The event was meant to help spread awareness and give advice and safety tips on sexual assault. A march that began in the quad and ended at J.C. Nichols fountain on the Plaza got everyone pumped for chants along the way. The Kansas City Anti-Violence Project, an LGBT organization advocating equal rights and services to the LGBT community was also there to offer their support and educate. A statistic, one in four women and one in six men are sexually assaulted and raped, was given at the event. The theme of the event was uniting to take a stand and prevent future assault cases. To learn more about the Women’s Center of the KCAVP, please go to www.umkc.edu/ womenc, and www.kcavp.com. [email protected] 20 SPORTS Vol. 78, Issue 30 Athlete of the Year Cosmos Ayabei Luke Harman Staff Writer event and competed against top athletes from Notre Dame, Marquette, BYU, Michigan State Sophomore nursing major Cosmos Ayabei and the University of Portland to name a few. has a breath of fresh air for the UMKC athletics Ayabei also broke the UMKC 3,000 meters program after his move to Kansas City from his record earlier this season at the Razorback Spring hometown of El Doret, Kenya. Invitational. In his 2010 debut season, Ayabei smashed He aims to add to his outdoor tally of records school records in the 3,000 meters with a to match his freshman year indoor heroics. blistering time of 8:28.46, posted the second- The track star has also proven he can pull out fastest time in the 5,000 meters and fourth-fastest the big performances when the pressure is on as he time in the mile. dashed to a career-best 3,000 meter indoor time Six top-three finishes were also enough to of 8:27.83 at the Summit League Championships grant Ayabei All-Summit League honors. In in late February to climb atop the school record the classroom, Ayabei’s efforts have also been books for that particular event. rewarded with the UMKC Jim and Sally Job In January of this year, Ayabei finished a career- Award, which is presented annually to a promising best 1,000 meter race in 2:31.45 at the ISU Open. student-athlete. The much-adored student athlete seems to have Ayabei has also been named to the Summit picked up this season where he left of last in terms League Winter/Spring Academic All-League of personal best times. team. Other notable career-best times include his Back on the track this spring, Ayabei 4:15.08 mile and also a longer 5,000 meter time represented the track and field team at the Mt. of 14:48.34 at the ISU Classic in February 2010. SAC Relays in California, which is considered Ayabei, a nursing student, is a credit to the one of the top meets in the entire Division 1 academic standards of UMKC, the athletic college field of the entire United States. department and to parents Choseph Chemor The Kenyan Roo finished in fourth position in and Juliana Ayabei as well as his admiring siblings the 10,000 meters with a time of 29:25.29 to set Thomas and Evans Ayabei. another new school record. The previous record, Congratulations to international student which was run by Bill Hibdon in 2002 at a pace of Cosmos Ayabei, the well-deserved winner of 30:49.84, was beaten by the current Roo in rather our U-News Student-Athlete of the year and may emphatic fashion. his success continue. Track and field will surely The fourth place finish was an exceptional benefit from his contribution as the program performance from Ayabei, who raced in the continues to grow in strength and recognition. Olympic Development Elite division for this [email protected]

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Golf recap Men’s golf strokes the championship Luke Haman Staff Writer Sophomore Korbin Kuehn earned a ninth Women’s Golf claims 5th at championships place finish with some final round heroic’s The men’s golf team was victorious this which had him card a 69 for a 218 total. Luke Harman Staff Writer Emily Isaacson shot a third-round career-high 77 past week in Primm, Nev., where they took Freshman Cole Chelle finished in a tie for 10th to tie, and junior Madison Maddox rounded out first place in the Summit League Men’s Golf after a personal-best round of 70 in the final The Women’s golf team finished fifth place this the scoring with a 35th place finish. Championships for the first time in school round. week at the Summit League Championships in Oral Roberts took home the Summit League history. Chelle picked up the Newcomer of Primm, Nev. In their efforts, the Lady Roos shot Championship title with an impressive 911 The Roos finished with a combined score the Championships award, while J.W. a combined three-round score of 950 (323-318- combined total over the course of the tournament. of 860 (303-280-277), which was an amazing VanDenBorn stole the Coach of the Year 309) to mark the ninth-lowest 54-hole score in On the positive side, Fisher (76.81) and 10 strokes clear of runner-up Southern Utah. accolade. Robson and Mikaelsson were school history. Scholten (77.73) ranked first and second on the The team’s final round of 277 was also a single- rewarded for their display with all-tournament Sophomore Taylor Fisher led the Roos with a single-season scoring charts, which were also the round school record. recognition. score of 233 (80-75-78) which tied her for eight in second lowest marks in UMKC’s history. Chelsea Junior Will Robson’s 209 (72-67-70) Congratulations to the golfing Roos as they the rankings. Cadwell and Maddox also ranked fifth and sixth 7-under-par score earned him the runner-up go on to compete in the NCAA Regional Senior Kati Scholten claimed a 10th place finish on the career scoring leader board to put a bright spot at the tournament, while teammate Viktor Championships May 19-21. with a score of 234 (77-80-77), while fellow senior spin on the disappointment of the Summit League Mikaelsson finished in third position with a [email protected] Jessie Kosch tied for 19th position with a 241 in Championship slipping away from the Roos. 214 total. her final outing for the Gold & Blue. Freshman [email protected] April 25, 2011 SPORTS 21

Elijah Ringler team. While the action on the field wasn’t Contributing Writer much affected, Rockhurst won 1-0, the Spring soccer bantering did get some opposing fans riled Like many collegiate programs that play up to the point of mild embarrassment. their regular seasons during the fall, the The two matches made it very clear UMKC men’s and women’s soccer teams these two schools have a rivalry, despite recently completed their respective 2011 the difference in classification. wraps up spring seasons. Men’s Head Coach Rick Benben The schedules consisted of only a directed both programs through the spring handful of matches and each of them and was clear in determining the purpose were against lower-division schools from of the spring season. around Missouri and Kansas, prompting “The focus is on the individual,” Benben heated matchups from opponents despite said. “You want to have a good team, but the gap in talent. you need good players to get that.” The exhibitions served as primer for A number of players on both squads next season with a number of players showed a marked improvement since stepping into new roles and new players the fall. Junior Sean Butler and freshman replacing those have moved on. The most Robert Barkoff were effective on the intriguing aspect of the past few weeks, wings. Sophomores Tom Black and however, has been the rivalry that the Roos David Sarabia moved to centerback and still share with neighboring Rockhurst goalkeeper, respectively and both were University, despite being in a division solid. above the Hawks. On the women’s side, freshmen The women’s match against Rockhurst Ashley Gann, Taylor Bare and Jordan ended in a 0-0 draw and featured the Andrzejewski proved to be a strong group Hawks’ men’s team acting as a group going forward along with sophomore of supporters/hooligans from the Zaina Mayer. Sophomore Randi Simmons stands, providing a part of the night’s showed poise and skill and will be with entertainment. that group in attacking situations. The UMKC women returned the Junior Laura Creason played with more gesture when the men’s teams competed aggressiveness and appears set to step up to on Rockhurst’s field last Wednesday. a leadership role. Armed with a drum, a vuvuzela and a “Spring is fun,” Benben said. “It gives a few sharp, sometimes-brilliant comments lot of players a chance.” (you’re ugly Number 7!), the women’s [email protected] team did their best to rattle the opposing Midfielder Sean Kuster goes for the goal. Photo by Katie Vahsholtz

Saying Goodbye Events Schedule Kevin Bryce Sports Editor/Photo Editor Kevin Bryce Sports Editor/Photo Editor Each year sees the moving on of group of athletes who have given countless hours and evenings to the UMKC athletics program. These are your UMKC spring sport senior athletes: Josh Taylor: Men’s Golfer, Taylor shared in the first ever UMKC Men’s Golf Summit Men’s Soccer League win. He has played a solid fours years with UMKC. 4/27 Missouri State Rockhurst University 7 p.m. Jessie Kosch: From Bellevue, Neb. this women’s golfer has held the sole senior position Track this season at UMKC. Kosch shot the lowest round of her career in her final round playing for 4/28-30 Drake Relays Des Moines All Day blue and gold, shooting 77. 4/30 Buster Invitational Wichita All Day Amanda Kinn: Kinn leaves the women’s softball team after four years with the kangaroos. 5/6 Arkansas Twilight Fayetteville All Day [email protected] 5/12-14 Outdoor Champ. Sioux Falls, S.D. All Day 5/26-28 NCAA Regional Champ. Eugene, Ore. All Day Men’s Golf 5/19-21 NCAA Regional Champ. TBA All Day Softball 4/30 IUPUI Indianapolis Noon 4/30 IUPUI Indianapolis 2 p.m. Visit us online, ninjas! 5/1 IUPUI Indianapolis Noon 5/5 Arkansas Fayetteville, Ark. 3 p.m. 5/6 Southern Utah Kansas City 1 p.m. www.unews.com 5/7 Southern Utah Kansas City 1 p.m. 5/7 Southern Utah Kansas City 3 p.m. 5/10 Kansas Lawrence, Kan. 3 p.m. 5/13-15 Summit League Champ. Macomb, Ill. TBA 22 FORUM Vol. 78, Issue 30 Disclaimer U-News is the official newspaper of UMKC, however, we remain an independent student newspaper. The views of individual writers do not represent the publication or university as a whole. All university students are given an opportunity to join and participate in U-News. Good night and good luck Melissa Oribhabor Editor-in-Chief When I started UMKC, I only had one goal: the most comfortable or will result in the least to take the necessary steps to get into graduate amount of push back. Always aim to do the right When I came to U-News in the fall of 2009, I school to study journalism for fall 2011. So I thing and tell the truth so no matter how upset did not know if I would be any good at journalism, did. I took the right classes, got good grades, people get, and you’ll be just fine. and I did not know if I would like UMKC. What worked for the campus newspaper and met No one’s perfect, I certainly am not. And, I I did know was I wanted to be a journalist more great people who could write me letters of have made mistakes. Mistakes I corrected and than I had wanted to be a store manager at recommendation. now going into my life post-UMKC, I know how Victoria’s Secret, a health teacher, professional I accomplished this goal, and I will be to prevent such mistakes so they will not happen rollerskater, gymnast, Mrs. Isaac Hanson or the attending Mizzou this fall to get my Master of again. myriad other goals I’d had in my life. Arts in Journalism. But when I graduate May This experience at UMKC, U-News and living Working as a reporter for U-News turned out 6 and leave UMKC, I can say I accomplished in Kansas City would not have been as great had to be one of the most fun jobs I have ever had, more than I set out to. I not had a great support system. To name a few, and I’ve had plenty, but working as the Editor-in- I made some amazing friends, who continue Fred Wickman, Robert Unger, Jill Jensen, Joel Chief of U-News turned out to the hardest, most to surprise me with their support and drive; I Jenkins, Alexia Lang, Hilary Hedges, the Board of stressful, emotional, disheartening, frustrating, learned to balance school and work and more Publications, the U-News staff and of course, my empowering and rewarding job I could ever have. work and life, all on very little sleep. But more successor Mark Linville, who will know exactly During my time as the head of this publication, importantly, I learned no matter who you are, what I’m talking about a year from now when it’s I have witnessed the best in people, and quite what you do for a living or how hard you try, his turn to say goodbye, as well. often the worst in people, but both experiences you can never please everyone. Thank you everyone for a great couple of were important in developing an accurate idea of Especially in this business, someone will years at U-News. It wasn’t always easy, but it was what a job like this entails in the real world. always disagree with your decisions and it’s not definitely always worth it. People are not always nice, and frequently I am your job to appease them. It’s your job to do the See you in the funny pages. not nice. But when people were great, they could best you can with what you have. And, make [email protected] be just down right amazing. I have been shocked UMKC is filled with some of the most sure you approach your options and your life by the kindness and intrigue I see in so many passionate and brilliant students and professors with compassion and an open mind so you can people at this school. who challenge and inspire us every day. choose the one that is right - not the one that is Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Sarah Ashlock A&E Editor Also, “Jersey Shore” corrupted TV-watchers. differently. Emily Dickinson’s line “I dwell in In 2010, the Kardashians are everywhere and Possibility—” became my mantra. Two weeks from now I will (hopefully) be for no apparent reason. Lil Wayne goes to jail, and The second most profound aspect came during in a never-ever-going-to-be-flattering cap and Lady Gaga wears a meat dress to the MTV Video my time of acclimation back in the States. Coming gown. Past elementary, middle, and high school Music Awards. home was rough to say the least. I was enrolled in (culinary experiences with my Easy Bake Oven, Lastly we are back to 2011, where nothing else Girls and Print Culture with Dr. Jane Greer and watching “Hey Dude,” and my first job at Baskin matters besides graduation. had a hard time being back in the city I’ve lived in Robbins), comes a transitional time: college. Moving past pop culture, my college life has my entire life. Much has occurred during my college career— been…well…not what I would have expected. Despite being in the winter of my discontent, personally and culturally. Like many college I had naïve expectations about college, thanks to the moment that changed my life academically seniors, I can’t help but reminisce. So in a “Boy “Felicity.” Transferring to UMKC after two years happened. Dr. Greer encouraged me. One Meets World” type of flashback scene, let’s take it at community college proved to be complicated. project—examining women’s rhetoric by back from late 2006 to the present. As a commuter college in an urban environment, looking at the writings of Hattie Reynolds in the In 2006, “Little Miss Sunshine” was produced. people go to class, leave class, go home. There University of Maryland archives—changed my I still can’t get the image of Olive (Abigail Breslin) aren’t packed college football games or crazy frat life. I presented it at symposiums, received a grant getting left behind out of my head. During this parties like the movies make you believe. to do more archival research, won an award and year I chose to ignore Paris Hilton’s sad attempt However, there are two specific instances that am hoping to get it published. at making an album, and I dare say everyone else Britney Spears shaved her head. have defined my college years as good ones: study As I close in on the last few days of college, I am did, too. In 2008, Heath Ledger died (watch what I abroad and a professor. appreciative of the push to engage in an academic The year 2007 brought the brilliance with the deem as his best movie ever, the Australian film In 2009, I attended a study abroad session and conversation by Dr. Greer and my study abroad Miss Teen USA contestant from South Carolina “Candy” featuring Abbie Cornish). “Sex and the made the biggest and best decision of my life. I experience in London. answering why Americans can’t locate their own City” gets turned into a movie. To be honest, I was going to study abroad in London. Without a Like Band of Horses sings, “The world is such a country on a map with: “…U.S. Americans are went. Let’s not forget the biggest event of the year: doubt, this has been the most defining experience wonderful place, la-di-da.” It is, isn’t it? unable to do so because, uh, some people out Barack Obama is elected! not only of my time in college but in my life as a [email protected] there in our nation don’t have maps...” Oh, and 2009 could be called the year of the swine flu. whole. My eyes widened, and I saw the world April 25, 2011 FORUM 23 The satisfied slave Kevin Bryce Photo/Sports Editor Freedom is not in the act of eliminating desire, Put simply, our culture is slave to it, if not the but restraining it. Desire is a good thing, and to act, then the idea. It’s ludicrous to even entertain I’m graduating, and they tell me I can do pursue it is noble when there is no consequence. the thought that people could be convinced to whatever I want. What I want is the attainable I’ve recently discovered the work of Marshall practice restraint. because I want it. We live in a free country. School, McLuhan who, some 60 years ago, explained the But for the sake of argument, I’ll try. work, travel, it’s all there. evolution of progress and the consequence of the Disease is a side effect, but most times not They say it’s a recession, but if you want a job ignorance therein. terminal and if you play your cards right disease bad enough, you can have it. You just have to want Take the car. It is extremely convenient and has won’t be contracted, probably. it. become a necessary accessory for the modern Terms like “unwanted pregnancy” and “the I’ve been raised to believe this you can do citizen. And lo, the car causes pollution, causing morning after pill” would be obsolete. anything you put your mind to mentality is what disease and environmental concerns. But who cares about abortion anymore? Then true freedom is. And until recently I’ve believed it. The car causes death and injury daily. The car is there’s the depletion of the family unit, but sex Today’s culture is in the business of satisfying a great financial weight, accident or no. isn’t all to blame. desire. I’m not arguing that this is wrong, but The car has pushed us into isolation for, often I have a few friends who are in what appear incomplete. times, hours per day. to be relationships, but what are really just This form of free living feels more like slavery. The car creates a lethal dependence on a black, addictions. Should our desire be destined for satisfaction liquid gold. The two don’t get along and don’t really like always? It sends countries to far corners of the world for each other, but every time they break up they Convenience is the current key to happiness. purposes of business and war mongering. inevitably end up back together. We all deserve the right to have our needs met. It’s There are yet no replacements for the car “So why did they get back together?” the way of the West (as in hemisphere). as convenient. But if the public let go of their “The sex must be good.” I agree, if needs means food, clothing and dependence on it, another option would quickly The car and sex are extreme examples, but they shelter. But when needs becomes a fuzzy term arise. are some of the most apparent chains of modern that could mean satisfying the craving for a good home to finish up a paper, so I left. And finally, I live with two married couples, one with child. culture that I could think of. There are many more. burger, I start to wonder. arriving at the top of a hill, and seeing no cars The pregnant couple had been practicing I’ve truly only begun to live freely and I have Last week I fell skateboarding and broke my passing at the bottom I decided I wanted to bomb natural family planning, the other uses a more infinitely more to learn. collarbone in four places. the hill, so I did. (ironically) traditional mode of birth control. But I do know the satisfied slave who wants On my way to the hospital I began to think It was possible to deny myself certain desires, Last night I half joked that if I get married I’d nothing more than to sing beneath the sun as he of all the different choices I made that led me to but I didn’t want to. It was possible to think like to try natural family planning. My roommate works is far freer than the unsatisfied slave driver that moment of slamming my shoulder into the through my decisions revealing any consequences then told me that it involved about a 10-day seeking to expand his farm and increase his profit concrete: I wanted a skateboard, so I bought one. they might invoke, I just didn’t want to. I easily window of abstinence per month. Jokingly I margin. I wanted it faster, so I screwed on some bigger succumb to my desires because I’m slave to them. went back on my idea of natural family planning I long to live as a satisfied slave, not to sex, long-boarding wheels and trucks. Heading off to True freedom is the availability of getting because sex is impossible to stop. progress, nor desire and success, but to God and my friends house I decided I wanted to bring the anything you want, and the discipline not to. It It’s one desire that can’t be restrained. It’s too the freedom therein. faster skateboard with me. Later that night instead is to avoid the consequence of destruction by normal. It’s natural. It’s even healthy, good for the [email protected] of going to another friend’s house I wanted to go denying simple little desires. heart.

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, some shoes

Kate Lawler Production Manager down on a newer-used car, pay your student loans, and how to act normal. have a relatively nice apartment in a not so nice When they’ve sufficiently gotten their hands Graduation is a week away and all I can think of area, have cable with HBO (we’ll talk about that as far up your asses as possible, they release the is shoes. Like Carrie Bradshaw from “Sex and the in a minute), and have a dog. puppets that we have become and force us to take City,” shoes excite me. They always fit, even when HBO. For all of you who grew up with the out loans for a careers we’re not really sure we your fat day seems to last a year. But unlike Carrie fruits of HBO and don’t see the big deal in having want but that will ensure our place as puppeteers Bradshaw, I can’t afford a really nice pair of kicks. it, disregard the next rant. for the next generation. I don’t want to be poor any more. I want to Movies. All day. Every day. Kick ass original The world is my oyster? The United States is go into Halls department store, not for my own series for the elite audience who can afford to my capturer. I’m graduating next week with debt masochistic desire to want what I can’t have, but watch them. Who could ask for more? When I and no prospects to pay it off to do what I want- to actually buy something, and not just from the was little and my friends who had HBO wanted to travel, live, learn. What I want is to take a break chocolate store. I want the pair of Jimmy Choos go outside and play I would ask, why do you want and go Hunter S. Thompson at the end of his in my un-manicured hand to be there because I’m to play outside when you have HBO? career, sitting on a big piece of land with a bottle of going to buy them, not because I just want to say I I had so many dreams to travel the world and Wild Turkey at my side trying to figure out what held a pair of Jimmy Choos. It would also be nice do great things entering college. Now, I’m on the the hell I’m supposed to do with all of these things if at that point that hand was manicured. other end and all I can think about is how badly I I’m supposed to do. It’s not necessarily the shoes or the lifestyle that want a mediocre job that will pay for a mediocre Making an impact on the world will take longer attracts me--but the freedom to get the shoes if I fuel efficient car and HBO. than I thought. We all figure it out at one point. It’s wanted. This is applicable to more realistic items What’s the point? What is this that American just the times in between when you see the world as well, actual Cinnamon Toast Crunch, the fancy ones. youth is getting into? Is it the American Dream? for what it is- one dollar less than a Jimmy Choo. shampoo from Wal-Mart, the Fruit of the Loom Do you know how much you can do with I can’t see how this is the dream. Our whole lives [email protected] package of socks instead of the cheap scratchy $25,000 a year? That’s enough money to put are spent with other people telling us what to do Poll question Did you vote in the SGA Executive Board Election? A. Yes. B. No. C. There was an election? D. What’s SGA?

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