MADISON MEMORIAL LIBRARY 'We freeze Vol. LV lames Madison University. Harrlsonburg. Virginia Tuesday. April 25. 1978 Activist group fights for students' rights By TOM 01 LAN Recently, a young woman who applied for financial aid at Greenville Tech. in Greenville. S.C. made the mistake of asking questions about the processes and procedures involved in the financial aid program there. In short, for asking questions of other financial aid recipients at Greenville Tech. Nancy McNamara was labeled "disruptive" by the same people who. only a little while earlier, had recom- mended her for inclusion in "Who's Who on College Campuses " Administrative opposition to McNamara increased when she decided to run for Student Government Association vice- president. Techs president threatened to expel McNamara for being disruptive. That is when McNamara decided to call the National Student Lobby (NSL). a student activist organization that strives for recognition of students' "academic, legal and financial rights " according to Jacob Saylor. Saylor and fellow James Madison University student Craig Williams, an SGA senator, attended a recent conference in Washington. DC. of the NSL and the National Students' Association (NSA). The two student organizations are in the process of merging into a "stronger, unified group." according to Saylor. Saylor and Williams entered JMU into a nine-month trial- basis membership in the NSL-NSA. This means that JMU is a non-paying member of NSL-NSA for the trial period, after which the university will have the option of dropping its membership or accepting full membership. Member schools pay average annual dues of about $200, Saylor said, but the fee is based on student population. Membership dues would come out of SGA funds, he said, and the SGA will vote on full membership sometime next school year. The Greenville Tech incident was "the most unifying factor" TICKER CONABOY eats pie for Sigma Phi cup for "outstanding fraternity" and Alpha at the conference, Saylor said. Several hundred dollars were Kpsilon fraternity during Greek Week's Greek Sigma Alpha was awarded the president's cup collected when conferees "passed the hat" to support McNamara games Saturday arternoon. At the beginning of for "outstanding sorority." and fellow student Charles Gibson in their campaign against Greek Week. SPK was awarded the president's Photo by Bill Benaviti Tech's administration. Gibson, who is black, also fell into disfavor with the ad- ministration when he chose to run for SGA president, according Electability a campaign issue ~ tp ociyior. l!v TIlL'lir.Li !■•-,.... By T1IKRKSA BEALK is no single issue on which the The NSL-NSA is sending press releases publicizing the incident Since electability will play to newspapers across the nation, he said, as well as encouraging Although inflation, foreign candidates are split, the four a large role in the nomination. arms treaties and taxes cover other student bodies to telephone Greenville Tech's president in men will be dealing with Holton should stand favorably protest of his actions. the front pages of most daily electability. Pifer told the in the race because he is newspapers, electability is the group attending an issues "most electable," according major issue facing state forum sponsored by the to his son. "This situation is not unique. There are probably such in- Republican candidates for the James Madison University stances of administrative abuse in every state." Saylor said "I John Warner will need no believe they i NSL-NSA) have representatives in just about every US Senate race, according to Republicans Wednesday "on-the-job training" because spokesmen for the candidates night. state, representing millions of students." of his experiences as an Three days of the conference were spent discussing the merger "Rarely do you have one Jeff Bolander. however, assistant prosecutor for the particular issue that is a so- said electability is "an issue of the two student organizations, which is scheduled to be com- justice department, under- pleted in August, and two days were spent lobbying. Saylor and called cutting issue," said Bill but not the issue." The secretary and secretary of the Pifer, a campaign manager Williams spoke with aides of Senators William Scott, Harry Byrd candidates facing the Navy, and as Bicentennial and Representative J. Kenneth Robinson. for Nathan Miller. Since there Republican senate nomination (Continued on Page 7) should not be running a (Continued on Page 6) "personality contest," said Requested Bolander. campus coor- 9 dinator for Richard Oben- shain. 'Too much government today SGA funds Obenshain. a proponent of a By LINDSEY BOTELER between the executive branch and the strong national defense, Inflation, a weakening foreign policy legislative branch, and also foreign affairs." favors cruise missiles and stance, and a weakening posture in national Warner said in correlating the inflation neutron bombs, Bolander defense are the most serious problems-facing problem to the defense program. not likely said As a "dedicated con- the United States, according to Republican "Our foreign policy is largely dependent servative." Obenshain also senatorial candidate John Warner. upon the strength of this nation militarily," I5.\ TOM III LAN advocates a tax cut of 33 "There is too much government today and None of the campus said the former Secretary of the Navy. " arid percent "across the border." too much government regulation," Warner we. therefore, have no alternative but to organizations requesting Bolander said. The JMU said at his Alexandria office fast week. Social front-end budgeting for next continue to develop weapons, be they nuclear student said Obenshain ap- services should be the first things to be cut or conventional." Warner hopes that an ef- year are likely to receive all of pears to be the leading can- back on. he noted, because "if left alone, the funds they requested, as a fective SALT II arrangement can be made to didate in the race, with the communities and individuals can do pretty restrict further production of nuclear weapons, result of buiget hearings most committed delegates well on their own." conducted by the Student but believes the U.S. will have to be militarily from Henrico and Chesterfield As head of the American Revolution stronger before such an agreement can be Government Association counties. Bicentennial Administration. Warner said he made. Thus, he is in favor of the controversial Finance Committee last Linwood Holton is found that federal social services are not neutron bomb. Tuesday and Sunday night. "probably second in the race necesssary to the extent that they exist today. "I am deeply concerned that the president An additional total of more and will have to spend the next Inflation is directly related to a loss of than $30,000 was requested by stopped production of the B-l bomber, that few weeks becoming first," confidence in the government, according to he has delayed the MX mobile" missUe. delayed organizations requesting according to his son. Woody. Warner, because "if there is heavy spending, front-end budgeting, while the the Cruise missile, and cut back the Navy's The University of Virginia then there is heavy taxation, and the president ship building program, because these are SGA was allocated only an freshman said the most im- is not giving the effective leadership that this additional $12,000 to dispense, indications to the Soviet Union that this portant variable in the race country wants." country might be willing to accept less in a according lo SGA Treasurer will be "who is the biggest Darrell Pile. "Carter is projecting an image of a man SALT agreement." second choice candidate" and who is indecisive, who is vacillating, and a Warner is concerned about the quantity and The SGA contingency cited his father as being that man who lacks the knowledge of how to quality of young people entering the armed

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imiiiHiiiiimiMimiiii'/Yi? right angle " ""» U.S. must exert world leadership iHHHiiiuii iimiiiiifly Bill Borges mmmmmm There is a strange malady in this country today that is im- peding a clear S of our world responsibilities. It stems from hi dangerous idea that the United States should, in effect torn its Does SGA have any trains? back on crises abroad lest it get bogged down in anomer Vietnam^ services and addresses the issues to which we We have recently seen this at work in our nervous concern over becoming involved in Angola and Zaire. And we see it today n By UWAYNE YANCEY have become accustomed? hnrrihiv Which 's the most important charac- Bv their nature, democracies are horribly Strident"warnings that we must avoid involvement in Somalia teristic of government, that it be represen- inefficient. We see this today when energy unless we want to risk another Vietnam. tative or that it be efficient? Elation, admitted by all to be vitally This narrow view has been accepted by many as a proper^on* This is the question outgoing Student n?(Ssary. is hopelessly stalled in Congress. tha our policymakers are following the lessonslearnecfrom the Government Association president Mike Large and cumbersome legislatures are a debacle in Vietnam But what, actually, were those lessons? DeWitt has posed. common plight of democracies and contribute I believe that chief among them were these: It is utter folly for Our traditional concept of government has to their inability to react swiftly and forcefully the United States to fight a land war in Asia. This nation should been that it is a device for the protection of when danger is not readily perceived Such never aSin count on molding an effective military force by liberties, rather than a vehicle for action. lethargy works well in protecting liberties but drafting manpower-either for combat abroad or duty on the John Locke, whose writings influenced it doef not make the U.S. self-sufficient in homefront when the people of this country see no clear threat to colonial leaders and were used in formutaUng the security of the United States. , many important documents of that era. enN?yone is proposing that Congress be %u7the situation in Somalia today can in no way ^compared notably the Declaration of Independence reduced in size to make it more efficient to that in Indochina a decade or more ago The recent Soviet advocated an essentially libertarian form of However. Mike DeWitt has proposed a similar ncursions in Africa by their Cuban proxy army remains a government-one that existed solely to protect reorganization of the SGA. ... ,., rS&i^Hty. Much of Africa, unlike Asia, was carved into the life, liberty and property of the people_ Describing the present 48 member SGA (43 myriad colonial entities in the last centory with .numerable Thomas Jefferson was an adherent of this senators and 5 Executive Council members> as tribal and regional loyalties and concerns. And as these new philosophy and he warned. "Beware of too unwieldy, resulting in little being ac- SScan countries have'gained inde^nde^e and beg n t0 stake energetic governments, they are always complished. DeWitt has suggested out their national interests it is ^d6^^8^^!11^ S2 pernicious." The idea was that if the govern- streamlining the organization to 18 members under weak, inexperienced governments incapable of dealmg ment was active, promoting programs for (14 senators and 4 Executive Council mem- with armed challenges from within,or without What course which more taxes would be needed, etc., then it should the U.S. take in regard to these challenges in Africa and would inevitably violate personal freedoms. Under his plan; one vice presidential throughout the rest of the world? The best way then to secure a government position would be eliminated and the senate In 1977 and into the present dedicated to the protection of the peoples would be elected on the following basis: one year America has had a liberties, according to this line of thinking, was male and one female representative from the foreign policy of breathtaking to have the government representative of the upper campus dorms, the N-complex dorms, inanity that has brought us 'unfortunately, people. the lake complex dorms, the new sorority- practically no major suc- Pure Jeffersonian government, however, is fraternity housing and Showalter Apartments cesses. To what areas of the essentially a negative government, a form Two males and two females would represent world can one point and say America is rapidly which finds it difficult to act forcefully to the commuter population. with confidence. "There, prevent problems or solve them before they Certain responsibilities would be taken out because of what America has get worse. People are rarly patient in the from under complete SGA jurisdiction and done, the Free World has been becoming regarded midst of crises. In the Great Depression, for delegated to the Inter-Hall Council and the expanded, the prospects for example, they abandoned the Jeffersonian Commuter Student Committee. mankind enhanced?" To modelof laissez faire for the quicker, although A smaller government with much the same what country can one point by the rest of the perhaps no more workable, solutions of the powers is nothing more than concentrating and say unequivocally. "Yes. New Deal. , • power in the hands of a few. It increases there we would stand in Since that time American government nas theoretical, and usually practical, efficiency at defense of liberty?" The world as a land tended to be accented less on protection of the expense of representativeness. In tne pathos of liberty's condition liberties than on "problem-solving." Jefferson real world." such a suggestion would be echoes in the silence of and Locke would be appalled at the present rejected out of hand as a threat to free response. nature of American government, which is government. It would be attacked as a move Unfortunately, America is of pompous involved in many aspects of life. designed to create a dictatorship that could rapidly becoming regarded by However, can a democracy realistically abridge civil liberties. the rest of the world as a land have an efficient government that provides the (Continued on Page 11) of pompous mediocrity mediocrity." America's will, the most lamentable casualty of EDITOR James Madisoti | Vietnam, remains unrestored. 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Complaints and comments about The Breeie should States This can be done only if this nation uses its influence and Advisors Alan Neckowlti. David Wendelken first be directed to The Breeie editor Unresolvable might firmly but responsibly-not only in Somalia but also in complaints can be directed to The Breeie Publication crucial trouble spots elsewhere-with no suggestion at home or Board and should be sent to Dr. Donald McConkey, head abroad that America would willingly abandon its responsibilities of the Department of Communication Arts. on the world scene because it encountered defeat in the jungles of Business «33 4S96 Editorial 4334127 I Vietnam. *•»»■-* ■ ' ' I e*l I I ■ ■ - ' Division I athletics: TUB KRKKZK. Tuesday. April 25, 1978, Page 3 pressure is 'intense' ( Readers'torum^) To the editor: athletes here at JMU also Welcome to Division 1 occurs everywhere else. By athletics JMU. Say hello to entering the Division I level, the intense pressures of major we must digest the good with collegiate sports that are felt the bad. Other colleges and by players and coaches. This universities around the nation Intolerance the exception is about all one can say about are experiencing unethical To the editor: students on this campus being "intolerant, naive, egocentric the recent recruiting scandal acts and practices. It is un- I take great offense to the described as "insensate spoiled children," but this is here at JMU. It was an un- fortunate for our university letter published in The Breeze clods." the sheer ignorance of the exception and not the rule. fortunate needless happening that an unethical and min- April 21 by Maurizio Vito that statement is clearly The majority are considerate, for all those involved, dless act had to be so widely Antonnicola. displayed when a letter from hard-working individuals who especially Coach Thurston. publicized. I am sorry that Mr. two grateful Harrisonburg believe they are in college for Even though his personal As a student athlete, I feel Anotonnicola is leaving JMU residents thanked the men of a purpose and not just en- actions were extremely un- extremely bad about what "confused, disoriented and Ashby for their helpfulness joying a four-year ride. I must sportsmanlike and totally happened. I sympathize with disillusioned." I feel certain during the ice storm. This is admit my faith in mankind is uncalled for, one can un- Coach Thurston and Coach that he is in the minority. I only one example of the at a higher level than Mr. derstand why he did what he Campanelli and their realize JMU does not concern JMU students have Antonnicola. did. The pressures of major predicament. At the same represent the "real world" shown for others during my college basketball are great. time, impulsive unethical acts and issues such as the Middle three-year stay. by representatives of our Now I know whytiy he sseems The demand for a university East crisis and the Panama Having worked in the to attract nothing but "crack"< to compete at major levels university cannot be condoned Canal are not usually topics of residence hall program for brained students, space and win are numerous and nor allowed. They reflect the discussion overheard in Dukes over a year and a half, I have cadets and neurotics." Birds complex. Even though JMU is total philosophy of athletics Grill. Yet. these same run into all types of people. of a feather.... still in a state of infancy at the here at JMU whether they students who protest over bad True, a few of these people are Kathleen L. Mueller Division I level, the demands want to or not." We have all conditions on this campus will and pressures to win are still been slightly degraded by this be those best equipped to present. We are no exception, ordeal and must defend voice needed opinions in their and neither is Coach Thur- ourselves and the integrity of communities a f ter Baha'i asks students ston. JMU athletics. graduation. The pressure to get the best Jo* Nhowker As for the majority of to pray for University 9 To the editor: faculty and staff to offer On April 21 begins the prayer for the advancement of Food day solution doesn t work Baha'i Festival of Ridvan, this university in the which means paradise. From To the editor: Dukes Grill because they education of the whole person, I am writing concerning the down their throat (especially April 21-May 2, 1863, including the spirit, and that don't think I am eating vegetable goulash) and that Baha'u'llah, the Prophet- long lines at McDonald's. properly. the education will aid people Burger King and Dukes Grill solutions such as the Founder of the Baha'i Faith, in overcoming prejudices of The belief that people don't prohibition of meat, alcohol or stayed in Baghdad, in a place race, sex, nationality and last Thursday night. Gibbons know what is good for them, dining hall was only half full - marijuana do not work. he named the garden of religion. On April 21, during and should have their choices If the d-hall or the "Dread Ridvan. In Ridvan, Ridvan and Passover, may we and for a good reason, it was limited to only things which "Food Day " for the World" group wanted Baha'u'llah declared his offer hope and prayer. are good for them is a us to experience a meal mission as prophet for this "Bestow upon me a heart recurrent one in United States without meat they should have age. Baha'is believe in the which, like unto glass, may be I do not object to the noble history. It can be seen in asked to. and not left us with oneness of religions. They illumined with the light of Thy idea of a hunger-free world in prohibition laws of the 1920s the only alternative of eating believe that there are dif- love, and confer upon me a which starvation is absent. I and in today's archaic elsewhere. ferent social teachings and thought which may change do object to a "Big Brother" marijuana legislation. The The solution to feeding the that there is an unchanging this world into a rose-garden attitude of anyone who forces do-gooders of today should world does not lie in starving law of love within all religions. through the spiritual boun- me to eat a vegetarian realize that Americans don't students out of the d-hall. Baha'is of James Madison ty "-Abdu•l-Baha, goulash or stand in line at like having things crammed Jeff Bolander University ask students. .lav Bender

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Peruvian letters: 'Now, she's not stupid, Henri, she's just high9 By DKAN C. IIONEYCLTT What a day. tampon, is the simultaneous slightest provocation. Well, he had Dr. Henrico Balboa It may have occurred to you that, consumption of beer and to think again, Henri. Director. Student Foreign Exchange considering the off-the-wall marijuana: that is. "getting high." He soon learned that it was not a Program education they undergo, American The single most unfortunate question of who will run the country; Lima. Peru students have devised rather in- aspect of this student innovation is it was a question of who would be the novative ways to shake off brain that it threatens to become a con- first to ruin it. Dear Henri. fever and arm themselves against vention, and that. Henri, is doom- Imagine Ukase eating a bowl of Today in Spanish class we intellectual overkill. In the '50s. sday material for the most op- mixed vegetables at the dining hall. learned about Pepe's trip to students played "chicken" with timistic soothsayer. You cannot They bore him. The blonde with the Guatemala and what it was like to their parents' Cadillacs, or wrapped begin to imagine the effect it has on Florida tan is far more attractive. get shot in the Spanish Civil War. toilet paper around a neighbor's a freshman. He is determined to strike up a In oceanography we studied color azaleas, or even swallowed goldfish Picture our friend Ukase as a conversation, but like the ignoramus slides of the professor's vacation in to ease the mental strain which goes newcomer at James Madison he truly is, he spews out some in- Fort Lauderdale. hand in hand with academia. In the University on his first day of timidating question concerning her In philosophy we talked about '60s. this escapism took a more classes. He has spent the summer political persuasion: "Hi," he says, Brazilian faith-healers and astral serious form, with students "getting psyching himself up for an in- "My name's Ukase. Do you favor projection. involved" in everything but their tellectual onslaught. He learned the neutron bomb?" In mathematics we constructed education, burning everything in some big words. He read a Russian She answers with one cliche or Mobius strips out of comouter sight, and generally protesting novel. He subscribed to "Atlantic another, some psychobabble and a printouts and played strategy everything but their own Monthly." He even learned a little of sentence fragment. Now she is not games with 11 toothpicks for an hour reprehensible conduct. the Socratic method, and Ukase stupid, Henri, she just sounds that and a half. We lost in the quarter- Now the latest American in- thought he was ready to cut any way because she is "high." And yes. finals. novation, besides the beltless political ideology to ribbons on the (Continued on Page 6) i Page 4. TIIK BREEZE, Tuesday. April 25, 1978 Chapin: 'in control and trying not to be' i__ _ < country. .._,.... r,noone liaryear, andanri I playednl produced by Westinghouse to married and having a concert IK JOE BENKERT career means he is not quite so free basketball That was over ten years •'Prostitution,'' laughs Tom compete with the Mike Douglas ago I'm 6'5" and I played center. Show" (Westinghouse also anymore He added that college is Chapin. is the one area of en- •the last time in life you're really Thats unheard of today." tertainment that he would like to go produces the Mike Douglas Show.) Chapin did not mention that he into that he has not already gone Tom Chapin's first TV show was was an all-America basketball •Make a Wish." which he described "College has changed very little into in terms of students and attitudes." player when he was in college. Actually, "there's nothing I m as being for "ten-year-old dope "I went with a girl in college for fiends." It was on for five years on he said. "College is the last time in dying to do. and I'm dying to do life that vou're with a lot of other four years Then she graduated and everything." Chapin said Saturday Sunday mornings, and won an went' off and married a one-eyed Emmy and a Peabody Award people your own age. and you're all night before his Wilson Hall concert under the umbrella of the • in- optometrist." he said. "TV's pushing at my door right "Make a Wish" consisted mostly Chapin himself married only last of Tom Chapin. strolling along stitution The main choices you now." have to make are whether to pass or vear He said that his wife came to "I've been lucky at being able to beaches or through cities, guitar in his first concert on the road after hand, singing about words- fail whether to get drunk tonight or bounce into different things. Chapin not You don't have to worry about thev were married, and he sang a said "The last few years 'I've been exploring their various meanings song called "Number One" that and relationships. eating or that sort of thing. After mv own boss and grown a lot. it was you get out of college you have a lot broke him up so badly he didn't a "good time for me. I was able to Harry Chapin wrote most of the think he was going to be able to go wherever the opportunities songs for "Make a Wish." "I wasn't more responsibility and it's a big finish it. The song's lyrics talk about writing songs yet," said Tom change, a pretty heavy thing. were, like to the ocean for six "In high school I was pretty shy, having to g° on the road away from months to make a movie. It's a little Chapin. "and they needed somebody her. and worrying that things would to write for the show, so I suggested but when I got to college all that tougher now because of being changed." Chapin said. "I started a change married now. and having a concert Harry, who was in films at that "That's some pretty heavy time, before he was known. It little folk band and we played in the career I'm not quite so free campus center and other places, and stuff." he said "A couple of times anymore If the (TV) show's sold, worked out well because he had I've dope songs that've broken me then I'll have to be in L.A^next year written for the Chapin Brothers and that helped. up. That's really tough, he said, but we were used to working together "Basically I was like anybody doing that." else here. 1 played a lot of basket- aftepi couple times, you find a way The TV show he is talking He would write the lyrics and a (onrush it." about is "Everyday." for which he tentative melody and then give it to ball-that was number one. Music Chapin's father, James Chapin, me. I would finish the melody or was number two. girls number has already done the pilot. "I can three.and school was number four. was jazz drummer who played with best describe it as being halfway change it. and sometimes change Tommv Dorsey and a number of the words." Chapin said. "A year That got juggled around quite a bit between Good Morning America and of course/Tplayed a lot of sports other important big band leaders, he Saturday Night Live." Chapin said. later Harry had "Taxi' and took off said The elder Chapin also wrote "It's a talk format show with some from there." in college," he said. "I played singing and other stuff, that's being Tom Chapin said that being varsity baseball, tennis: I ran cross (Continued on Page 11)

JMU makes Chapin's top four By JOE BENKERT this side of Charlottesville" back him up ' "There are three colleges that I love to vocally on a majority of his numbers. Chapin return to." said Tom Chapin "and after tonight made the audience put something into the I've got to add this one to the list." concert, and everyone got that much more out Chapin appeared here for the third time in two years Saturday night, and if the reception Chapin. whose voice is much smoother, he got in Wilson Hall is any indication, he is one finer, and has a greater range than Harry's, performer that this university loves to have more like Steve's, just exudes charisma. His return. personality is so overpowering that you forget he is up on a stage performing to a large "Well wait until I do something!" Chapin audience. For the individual, it is like sitting said when he received a tremendous ovation around with ol' Tom and a few friends singing after his opening song. He then sang, "I met a and listening to him play. little gypsv in a fortune-telling place: she read Towards the end of the concert, there was my mind" then slapped my face." and the some trouble with the arc (spot) lights and the audience roared with laughter. After only two house lights had to be turned on. It was a shodk songs. Chapin had established a rapport with to find out that there were so many other the audience that most performers can't people around. But the incident didn't really match even after a whole concert. disrupt the concert: Chapin had built up so When he started his third song. "Travelin' milch power. He continued his performance Man." many in the audience who were and his joking with the audience until the familiar with it from his other appearances problem was corrected. • here joined in. Chapin stopped to quip, It was anotner tremendous, unforgettable "You're late, shall we start over?" at some concert, with Chapin going smoothly from students who had just come in and were humorous songs like "Sugarbush," to serious squeezing their way across one of the front songs like his favorite "Song for Bonnie" or his rows. Then he invited the whole audience to finest. "Ladies of The Line," from singing join in singing. "Travelin' Man, travelin' man, with the audience to singing solo. fastest man in all the land..." Chapin did not have to ask the audience to And so Chapin proceeded with his special join in on "Circles," the classic "Chapin kind of concert where "the audience does half family theme song" with which he ends his concerts. But of course, it was not the end. As TOM CHAPIN in his third appearance here in two years, sings A the work." He had the audience accompany ballad from his first album. , « Emerson him on his reggae song. "Magic Man," by always here, his concert climaxed with Photo Dy Law en jingling keys. He also had "the finest singers multiple encores. 'Tolkien9 listings useful only to new readers remarkably liKe a dictionary Then along came fantasy, a differentiated protoplasm, or "The Tolkien Companion" is for hobbits. By PIERCE ASKEGREN genre that dared to create its just tha.: a volume desi gned to Time was when you could the Edgar Rice Burroughs' Tyler has also included own vocabulary Even "kaldanes" are spider-like complement and accompany, numerous maps, diagrams, read any book and know what science fiction, which also any reading of that fantasy all the words meant, crawling brains. At least, no etc to clarify various points. creates its own words, makes one could tell unless the term This particular volume does providing only that the book use of words and phraseology master's works Tyler has was written in English. were defined, and even so. gone through most of not cover the information put with established meanings. might be at a loss in a sea of forward in "The Nobody browsing through Ian Fantasy, on the other hand, Tolkien s published works, Fleming's James Bond novels invented words Silmarillion." Tolkien's gives birth to new words with defining in detail all of the current, posthumous best- had any real trouble with the all the abruptness of Zeus • At least those interested in place names, people names, place names, and spicy seller, but all of his previous creating Minerva. Most of J R R Tolkien's "Lord of created species and various work is covered in exacting pornography usually uses a these neologisms have no the Rings" trilogy can feel a mystical terms. Written in a common vocabulary. Names detail The hardcore hobbit discernable roots to give away little more secure. J.E.A clear, straight-forward fan may find this book of little are common enough, and even their meaning. No one can Tyler has kindly compiled unusual names are im- manner, the definitions are use. already being aware of look at "Shoggoth" and glossary-like definitions of arranged in alphabetical every reference, but the new mediately recognizable as realize that HP. Lovecraft such. I mean, nobody won- Tolkien's invented ter- order for easy reference. The reader is sure to find it an coined the term for huge minology result - is something invaluable aid ders who Albany is, right? inidescent masses of un- TIIK BREEZE, Tuesday. April 25. 1978. Page 5

THE ALLSTARS, a I harlottesville blues band fast becoming one nl the premier groups on the east coast, brought their bar band sound to (Godwin Hall practice field Saturday afternoon as part of Spring Kever "7S. At top. lead guitarist Dick (ireenc concentrates on a solo while vocalist Lucille Schoettle. at right, adds her distinctive vocals. The Allstars' first album. "Tip Your Waitress." is now set for a May 15 release.

Photo By Wayne Partlow Allstars take bar band sound outside for Fever ISy MARK SI TTON chance to see you." as they Allstars ability to interpret a could do with the song in the between Greene and Lucille The Allstars! who have could in a club. song came on "The Fever." studio. Schoettle Greene's solid become familiar to local fans The PA. problem did have Written by Bruce Springsteen On stage, the band relies to workhorse leads are over- through their frequent Elbow its bright side, however. for Southside Johnny and the a great extent on the in- shadowed for the first-time Room appearances, took their Sound pressure levels Asbury Jukes, the recorded strumental communication listener by Schoettle's rich, bar band blues sound outside remained very comfortable version relied heavily on the between Dick Greene's lead throaty singing. The final to the Godwin Hall practice even at the edge of the stage Juke's- brass section and guitar and Doug Jay's mouth word on the vocals, like that field Saturday afternoon Distortion was kept to a very Southside Johnny Lyon's organ. The sheer talent of on the instrumentals. is that where they provided one of the low level by not forcing the distinctive vocals. both these men becomes they are all excellent. highlights' of "Spring Fever PA. to do more than it was As performed by the obvious on any extended jam. The release date of the •78." capable of. Allstars. it becomes another It was Greene who provided Allstars' first LP. "Tip Your The band played superbly Perhaps the most pleasing song altogether. Lead the few elements of what Waitress" is now set for May throughout, hampered only by thing about the Allstars guitarist Dick Greene makes could be called "show" found 15. They have two Elbow the fact that their club PA. performance was the in- no attempt to emulate in this performance, playing Room performances system could not produce the credible diversity they Southside's vocal phrasing: his guitar behind his back and scheduled before spring volume necessary to cover the displayed. They can be his guitar carries along the ending the last set by placing semester ends. Catch the whole field. anything from a five-piece song where the brass would his Shatocaster on the ground Allstars soon. If this album This fact was freely ad- band with a female vocalist to have, and Doug Jay adds and doing a vibrato and breaks them into the national mitted by the band as they a lead guitar and drums duet. fullness to the sound with his sustain solo, much to the scene, future area per- encouraged the audience to What may have been the mouth harp. It would be in- audience's delight. formances by them may be come forward and "give us a outstanding example of the teresting to see what they Vocal duties are traded off fewer and farther between. 'Amityville Horror': skeptics be careful Bv L1NDSKY BOTKLER Telekinesis, psychic phenomena, and demonology have been popular themes "for tictional novels "The Exorcist" and "Rosemary's Baby" contain a few scares, but nothing that would keep you up at night because you know they are fictitious. What can cause a feeling of concern when ypu are alone in the dark is hearing of strange phenomena actually occurring. At least that is what "The Amityville Horror" by Jay Anson is saying - . The natural response to a book about demons that claims authenticity is skepticism. It may be that people would rather not admit the possibility of spirits affecting the lives of men because it represents an unknown threat to man. A few vears ago. in Gaithersburg. Maryland, a family reported to the police that their furniture was shaking and dishes were flying through the air. Police officers investigated and actually witnessed empty bottles fly out of a carton on the porch and crash down the stairs. It turned out that such occurrences are not rare •The Amityville Horror" will not bother anyone convinced that witches and demons are only imaginary, but the skeptic who is not sure had better be careful, especially if planning to move into an old house. The house in "The Amityville Horror" was the site of the DeFeo mass murder several vears ago Ronald DeFeo. the man convicted of the crime, claimed that hewas compelled toshnot his family by strange forces in the house. He was sentenced to six consecutive life terms Apparently the Lutz family, who bought the building, is \imi\c w LMSIAL TOl'CH to d-hall /.a Zu Zaz.a four piece swing Jail hand from conviced thai DeFeo's story was true. Their 28-day residence in New Jersey . wayne Partlow (Continued on Page ID dinner Friday was (Smver.'Margaret and the photo by Page 6. TIIK BREEZE. Tuesday. April 25, 1978 'Now, she's not stupid, Henri, she's just high9 Hud (Slang 1 short for Budweiser the Reform of Marijuana Laws, a (Continued from Page 3) lucrative black market was soon fraternal organization thriving, and to this day NATO the registered trademark of an old there is a difference between being forces are equipped with enough of it Milwaukee beer ounce: 02. stupid and being high...I think. to wipe the world out 100 million burnout: a dead lightbulb St.: ounce Poor Ukase. I believe he buzz: the sound emitted by a papers: essays, dissertations, times. ,,, newspapers, etc.-: anything that alienated a good-looking woman for Midgets smuggle it out of West malfunctioning flourescent light life. Of course, he was rather Germany, usually pedaling across fixture . . holds marijuana and burns disillusioned, too. He had taken a the border on tricycles disguised as carburetor a device for mixing air paranoia: illness associated with swan dive into a sink The rebuke mindless quadriplegics completing with gasoline spray to make an marijuana users came as quite a shock, as he never their physical therapy programs explosive mixture in an internal- paraquat: herbicide useful in ex- expected anything so shallow and with veteran's hospitals there. combustion engine terminating marijuana users was unprepared to adjust his depth When these traffickers arrive in cout hanger: a pipe cleaner partv bowl: a bowl with a party in it perception accordingly. Czechoslovakia they are returned to cop (a buzz 1: to pilfer a malfunc- PCP: a horse tranquilizer useful in So it came to pass that Ukase was West Germany via air mail. The tioning flourescent light fixture confusing marijuana users given the chance to get high, and marijuana is returned by private cricket: la leaping insect related to pipe: a tube of wood, metal, etc. for thinking it the only way to com- courier. This process is repeated the grasshoppers 2. an outdoor "making musical sounds poker: pipe cleaner municate with his colleagues, he several times. game played by two teams of eleven accepted their offer. He has never men each, using a ball, bats, and pound: lb. According to Ukase, highway Power Hitter: registered trademark been the same since. bandits mug the midgets on a wickets 3. a registered trademark Why, just yesterday he called in a for a disposable butane lighter for Frank Howard regular basis and fence the stolen Red. Panama: a Panamanian maintenance crew to remove "those marijuana to a Korean steel despondence: character trait of cursed barber poles" from the magnate, who in turn distributes the marijuana users communist bathtub. The day before that he was illicit goods to silversmiths dime bag: a bag full of dimes seen in the infirmary, demanding a throughout the world. These craft- doober: (Slang) a marijuana reefer: (Slang) a marijuana nurse to perform a coronary by-pass smen conceal the marijuana in the cigarette cigarette on his tennis racquet. And it was not statuettes used in the Oscar awards. Eskimo: a member of a people roach: 1. an insect with long feelers so long ago when Ukase turned to Each year a neurotic in the nothern living in Greenland, arctic N. and a flat body 2. a freshwater fish me and said. "Eureka, would you hemisphere is selected by a special America, etc. of the carp family please remove this fairy from my committee to retrieve the Fantastic: registered trademark for roach clip: surgical scissors useful ear? She keeps giggling, and poking marijuana and sell it to street a cleaning product useful in in the dissection of roaches me with her wand." corner wolves, who in turn sell their dissolving resins in waterpipes shotgun: a gun for firing shot at Naturally. I wanted to know more product to unsuspecting American (;oM. Acapulco: Mexican currency short range of the magic behind that vile herb. I youth. (iold. Colombian: Colombian stoned: pelted to death with rocks would not go so far as to smoke it, That, as I understand it, is the currency . . Tokemaster: owner of a waterpipe and for the record let me say I would preferred route for marijuana gram: The basic unit of weight in waterpipe: a pipe with water in it not recommend it to anyone, but I traffic. Ukase calls it "the golden the metric system, equal to abcut 1- White. Alaskan: 1. a particular did ask Ukase many questions road to unlimited freedom." I call it 2» of an ounce snowflake 2. a Fairbanks lawyer concerning its use and effects nonsense, but being so ignorant of /ig/.ag: a design, path . etc. in a simply to arrive at a basic un- series of short, sharp angles in derstanding of this strange the subject, I am in no position to bash : a chopped mixture of cooked doubt the veracity of my colleague's meat and vegetables, usually baked alternate directions American ritual. Based on what view of it. head: the main side of a coin Ukase has told me. these are my As I pressed him for more in- hemostaic: a roach clip Now Henri. I realize the pot conclusions: smoker's vernacular is no easy one Marijuana (Maryjane, Mary Sue, formation. I found the jargon high: conventional American surrounding the use of the drug so greeting to grasp, and I cannot expect you to Mary Ellen. Mary Beth, Macbeth. technical and so extensive that I homegrown: a spouses complaint appreciate it. but even scholars Orpheus. Othello. Hamlet, ham- finally had to compile all that data must recognize it as one living string. 13, Big M. Gargantuan M. hooka: bong aspect of the American language. weed, wild weed, seedy weed, sleepy into a simplified glossary of terms. ice cube: a section of frozen water, Ukase was kind enough to help me roughly one inch thick Go over it a few times and you will weed, bad weed, good weed, in- get the hang of it. different weed, dynamite weed, with the project, and for that I am joint: 1. (Slang t a cheap bar, eternally grateful. Below you will restaurant, etc.. or any house. Ukase has no more insights kilter weed, grass, sod, zoysia, find the outcome of the endeavor: concerning the language, but he has Kentucky blue. gold. red. black, building, etc. 2. (Slang) a Baggie: registered trademark for a marijuana cigarette enclosed a few illustrations which variegated, smoke, toke. spif. spof. might help to shed light on the magic spaf, pot. spot. spat, spoot. spit, cellophane sandwich bag kilo: short for kilogram K hit: a dark horse candidate for the lb.: pound behind that vile weed. Oh, if only you reefer, beaver, skunk, and ar- knew how the American mind madillo, and sometimes to be presidency lid: the top of a can Black. Hawaiian, an Afro-American match: a slender piece of wood. works, you might understand spelled with an "h") is a relatively Ukase's predicament a little better. harmless hallucinogen invented by from Hawaii cardboard, etc.. tipped with a composition that catches fire by You, who complained so often of German botanists prior to World bong: hooka desktop clutter, should see Ukase War I. when it was used to ex- bong hit: the equivalent of a rabbit friction punch munchies: small, furry rodents now His mind must look like your terminate thousands of British and grandmother's attic. French soldiers at Somme and bongwater: odiferous liquid in a which feast on government waterpipe storehouses of confiscated For now. goodbye. I shall write Verdun who were caught without again. gasmasks when the smoke crept bowl: the hallucinogenic contents marijuana stuffed into a small dish at the tip of nickel bag: a bag full of nickels Yours Very Truly. over their bunkers. It became so Eureka popular with the privates that a a waterpipe's stem NOKML: National Organization for Group fights for rights (Continued from Page I) One of the lobbying efforts was directed toward reorganizing tOLBII €0*1**1 the Department of Health . Education and Welfare. The NSL- NSA favors the establishment of a separate Department of Education. Saylor said, citing a lack of emphasis on the education Family Steak House portion of HEW's budget. ' ' . Only seven percent of HEW's budget is allocated for education, .1 1580 South Main >^ according to Saylor.

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r > .• t - • - —-—*™F-^* '.'■ill." •.. ■■'.. ^imwv "-friv'.•■•' ' /•/.•■''■/.' >7--'-"-V>>.'. '.'>>»*,•;*.'>'•"*>•■ THE BREEZE. Tuesday, April 25, 1978, Page 7 Electability election key < * onthiiK'tl Iroin Page 11 Commissioner, said Gerhard Kelm. youth coordinator for the Warner campaign. Warner proposes less taxes, according to Kelm, who said the senate nomination will face the issues of electability, per- sonality and capability. Nathan Miller's philosophy of "common sense and practical conservatism" proves him to be a "doer, not a talker." according to Bill Pifer Although Miller ap- pears to be the "dark horse in the race." the legislator's seven years experience in the House of Delegates and the Senate has given him the needed experience for the U.S. senate nomination, Pifer said. Miller favors decen- tralization of the federal government by "redistribution of rights back to the state level," Pifer said. — MMMa "Nathan believes that "" trying to hand down laws TllkT.N Jill FRATERNITY sang and danced their way to a first placing fraternities For information on the winning sororities applicable to the whole plate linish among fraternities at Greek Sing Sunday a week ago. see watte 22 country is difficult." Sigma Phi Epsilon and Sigma Nu were the second and third v B — Photo by Mark Thompson Both Obenshain and Warner support the proposed split of the Department of Health, Education and Welfare into two departments, Gif f ord residents cleared of charges according to their spokesmen. By LYNDA EDWARDS handing down its not guilty Obenshain adheres to the adviser's incident report for and that their doors were shut Five Gilford Hall residents verdict at the April 4 hearing, that night but their names basic Republican philosophy have been cleared of charges said there was insufficient with their guests inside. The of "the best government is were struck out; however. people in the hall were either for violation of Residence Hall evidence to prove the charge. Gibbons and Reichert were government that governs Policy 19C, which holds any Bill Joiner. Pat Carey and uninvited or guests* of least," Bolander said. charged for a Feb. 18 party. residents living at the other student giving a party Kirk Beckwith were charged Both parties were in the All the candidates except responsible for problems for violating 19C on Jan. 14. end of the basement's hall, Holton oppose the equal rights basement of Gifford. one defendant said. resulting from the party. The James Gibbons and Gerard Violation of 19C is a major amendment. university judicial board, in Reichert were on the resident In reply to a question from violation with suspension or the defense. Carter said no expulsion as a maximum actual damage had resulted, penalty. All of the defendants from the parties. pleaded not guilty and The student handbook does defended themselves. not define the term "guest." DEMONSTRATOR SALE RA Terry Carter said he For the purpose of the had discussed the January hearing, it was decided that party with the defendants guest would mean anyone before it was given. He admitted into a student's SIM to $2M suggested they post signs room with the student's telling guests that drinking permission. was forbidden in the halls. The judicial board decided They should also keep guests there was not enough proof in their rooms with the doors that the people drinking in the BIO SAUINOS shut, he added. halls were part of the That night, Carter said, defendants' parties. There eight rooms had their doors was not enough proof that open. Students were drinking these people had been invited Wednesday April 26 oaj^^BBfcl in the halls and going into the even by word-of-mouth. If the rooms to get drinks, he people drinking in the- hall testified. Since there were were not party guests, the *" "turd,* April W ffiORDS many "unfamiliar" guests, defendants were not the RAs simply took down the responsible for their conduct. numbers of the open rooms Student Judicial Coor- and identified their residents dinator MarkTracz said one as the hosts. problem he had in in- The February party caused vestigating the charges was similar problems. A keg was that Gifford has "so many confiscated at this party. parties, so many incidents Again room numbers were that happen, that as far as matched to names. distinguishing (what hap- The defendants replied that pened on Jan. 14 and Feb. 18) they had not invited the it was a gray area for many students drinking in the hall people." MVE MIEN'S ROMANCE MN» Virginia Dance Theatre, »MU0NT -I kttRMk ■' R*N r*H kari Chalice to perform here t bands THE ALUTARS The Virginia Dance choreography, technical Theatre and Chalice, a dance theatre and arts progressive band, will per- management. The company M« ROCKIN'GEORGE form together in Wilson Hall, members have worked with April 27 at 8 p.m. Admission and choreographed dances to for James Madison University the original music of Chalice. AND THE THRILLERS students is $.75 and $1.50 for The Chalice and Virginia the public Tickets will be Dance Theatre Concert will FROM BOSTON, MASS available at the door. bring together the art forms of hik h k$§k $fhr § t—mtwt modern dance and The Virginia Dance progressive music for a total 9*jt3tm$*t wHk fruit RiM Theatre is a graduate touring art experience. The Virginia company here. The company Dance Theatre and Chalice CATOH HODGE of eight graduate students is will also be performing on designed to be a practical April 29 in Hillendale Park fff*l'/\£Zm v ■ ^5rpWTeTlW^W*p^rWi^nMT" "Wrweeh- Tf am; and? p*m. Page 8, TIIK KKKKZE. Tuesday. April 25. 1978Announcements Chrysalis Loan repayments YAF meeting Adv. registration CAREER PLANNING Students who wish to The Chrysalis will organize Meetings will be held April AND PLACEMENT There will be an important next year's staff and elect new 25 and April 26 in room B of OFFICE INTERVIEW meeting tor all members of participate in advanced the campus center for all Young Americans for registration should read the officers on April 26 at 5 p.m. in SCHEDULE FOR advanced registration room A of the campus center. graduating seniors and non APRIL 197H Freedom April 26 at 6:30 p.m. returning students who have in room D of the campus procedures in the fall schedule Anyone interested in working of classes. Program cards with the Chrysalis next year is had National Direct Student center. New officers will be encouraged to attend. The art Loans through the university. April 25-S.S. Kresge elected. signed by advisers are due in departmental offices by April and literary staffs have The meetings will concern (K-Mart). Royal Awards ceremony 28 Class schedules have been positions available. repayment plans and at- Prestige (summer). distributed in residence halls tendance at one of them is UpJohn Phar- The Third Annual Awards and through the Commuter Coffee house compulsory, being required maceutical Co. Ceremony will be held April 26 Students Office by law. at 7 p.m. in Sinclair Gym. The Commuter Student If you have not been ad- April 26-Frederick Co. Organizational, individual Committee will sponsor a vised by mail of these Schools. Craig Co. and special awards will be Summer jobs coffeehouse April 26 from 8-11 meetings, call Mrs. Johnson Schools. Southwestern at 6509 for an appointment. Publishing Co. (sum- presented. All faculty and Summer job openings are E.m. in the campus center mer) students are encouraged to available in Mount Jackson allroom. Featured is the attend. for pool manager and four Green Apple Band. Admission Mad Dog Blues April 27-Minnesota lifeguards with employment is free. Fabrics. Inc.. Caps and gowns from May 15 to Aug. 25. Must The Experimental Theatre Chesapeake City Students expecting to qualify for College Work Men's lacrosse class will present "Mad Dog Schools (sp. ed. only). graduate in May and have not Study and have Red Cross Life Blues" April 24-26 in Wampler U.S. Marines Saving Certificate Contact The Mens Lacrosse Club Experimental Theatre. The picked up their caps and will hold a meeting April 26 at gowns may do so Apr il 25 from Marcia Wells in the financial play will begin at 8 p.m. each April 28 -Montgomery aid office for details. 6 p.m. in room B of the evening and admission will be 12-4 p.m. in the South campus center. Plans for next Co Schools (sp. ed. Ballroom of the campus year and a possible scrim- $1. only) center. YAF debate mage date will be discussed as Dane e auditions Dance auditions Young Americans for well as approval of the con- Freedom will sponsor a stitution. All members and Dance Theatre Folk En- debate on the Allan Bakke those interested are urged to Auditions for the Modem Bank customers semble auditions will be held case concerning quotas and attend. For more information Dance Ensemble will be held April 25 at 3 p.m. in Godwin reverse discrimination April contact Bill Borges at 7269. April 26 at 3 p.m. in Godwin Customers who have ac- 356. Anyone interested is 26 at 7 p.m. in room D of the 355. Everyone is welcome to counts with Virginia National welcome to attend. campus center. An attorney Disco dance audition. Bank need to fill out change of from Charlottesvilie and a address forms before leaving national director of Y.A.F. The Wesley Foundation will Orientation jobs for the summer. Photographers will participate. AH are in- present the Last Chance Disco Dance. April 27 at 8p.m. in the Photographers interested vited. campus center ballroom. Applications for summer Class rings in working for The Breeze Scooter's Nooze Admission is $.75 with I.D. orientation staff are now next semester please attend a available in Alumnae Hall, Josten Ring Company will meeting Tuesday. April 25 at 7 The Commuter Student Baha'i Faith room 106. Positions include: be on campus again to take p.m. in The Breeze office. Committee is accepting ap- orientation assistants to help orders for class rings April 25 Those interested who cannot plications for Scooter's Nftoze There will be an informal with orientation housing and in room C in the campus attend the meeting should editor and staff for next year. discussion of the Baha'i Faith tour guides. Description of center. Ring adjustments will contact Mark Thompson at Mail applications to: CSC, in room B of the campus these positions are {available also be taken at this time. The Breeze. 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Market St. Harrisonburg * ••••••••••••••^•••••.•*****--#**i ',)■> <-. ■> i . •■/■!.,■ t-.'.i-n*'■ ■■'Hf. ■ '¥r *<*'**'/ i/ft,W,W,«,t. '.'■''■"iVi'iMff^ TIIE BREEZE, Tuesday, April 25. 1978, Page 9 Asia should take responsibility United States influence should decrease By BRUCE OSBORNE One leader who has "Pax Americana." the In dealing with Asia, the spoken out against U.S. period of 1945 to 1975, was a United States should force military involvement- relatively peaceful time of these nations to take Ferdinand Marcos of the heavy U.S. involvement in responsibility for their own Philippines-has been all but Asia, according to Whitson welfare by continuing to silenced by other Asian In 1945, Asia was a "jungle decrease American influence leaders who still need "silent of military weakness and Spring's reluctance explained and presence there, said a crutches around. "Whitson economic instability." Other Library of Congress official. said. countries made most of the Money is a big factor in this Carter's cabinet members the economic decisions and KANSAS CITY, MOAP-It isn't that the spring is so cool sticky situation. It simply hinder the implementation of the "U.S. military monopoly" but that the winter was so long, a Nations Weather costs too much to keep any formal U.S. decisions was Asia's only true strength. Service spokesman said Friday of April's reluctance to American military forces in about Asia because their Most of these states had been warm up. Asia, according to Dr. William individual brilliance prevents forced back into an agrarian 'In a sense, it's psychological," said Allen Pearson, Whitson, chief of the foreign them from being "team economy. director of the National Severe Storms Forecast Center. affairs and national defense players." Each is encouraged In 1975. "16 sovereign Asian 'The winter hung on a month longer than usual, and division at the Library of to work independently, so states "--each with its own people are hungry for spring." Congress. "We're not backing there is little cooperation Eroblems, but not nearly as Pearson said that over a long period of time, four away deliberately: we're just among the members, he said. ad off as 30 years before- years out of 10, there is this kind of cool spring in the backing away." mainly Congress is similar to the were making decisions and Midwest. because of financial necessity, cabinet in that its leaders are forming the "first suggestions "They forget that April is a very changeable month," he said. smarter now, Whitson said. of a truly Asian system," he added, and suggested. "Hang in there, and remember By following this course of Therefore, each represen- according to Whitson. the nice, cool spring when it gets hot this summer." 7^\ action. America is able to, tative believes in his own China, which was wrought intentionally create an theories and is unwilling to by a civil war in 1945, has ambiguous "diffusion of compromise. Furthermore, a become "very nearly a power" and the United States new wave of in- superpower" in the eyes of Japanese cycles dumped will become a "partner" dependent youth in Congress many leaders, he said instead of a "leader" in Asian has made it very difficult for Although weak internally, affairs. Whitson said. the old party leaders to China forms the "fun- WASHINGTON AP--The Treasury Department said command any unity in voting. damental foundation" of the Friday it has reason to believe American trade laws are Other factors which in- Asian system. Whitson being violated by the dumping of Japanese-made fluence America's Asian The American people are in predicted a Sino-Japanese motorcycles into the U.S. economy. foreign poliffy, according to a cycle of introversion which entente would come about in The department said it is investigating the situation Whitson, include the existence started in 1968. According to a the next five years. and is withholding customs valuation appraisement on of two conflicting schools of book published in 1952, After World War II, Japanese motorcycle imports in the event it may wish to thought about America's role Whitson said, the United America invested many of its impose special anti-dumping duties later on. Japanese in Asia: the inability of States has had a continuous resources and built a motorcycle imports accounted for 87 percent of U.S. Congress and of Carter's cycle of 21 years of in- "vacuum" which permitted motorcycle sales in 1976. Dumping occurs when goods cabinet to compromise and troversion and 27 years of Asians to discover their own from another country are being sold in the United States create foreign programs, and extroversioa preferences for self- at prices below their selling price in the country of the American public's "lack Therefore, during the time government, according to origin. of interest" in foreign affairs. of heavy American in- Whitson. The two schools of thought volvement in Asia, the United Therefore. he said, in the debate are the States was in an extroverted Americans need not be em- Husband thanks cop for ticket "multipolar" and the cycle which began in 1941. barrassed about the "bipolar" views. The The current introversion events in VietNam or the multipolar school desires a stage should last until 1989, Philippines. " HARTFORD, CONN.AP- A Massachusetts man wrote diffusion of power and even which \is about when Most Asians are an a letter to Connecticut state police thanking them for less U.S. involvement in Asia, authorities claim the oil will "aggressive, proud, fighting giving his "lead-footed" wife a speeding ticket. which will hopefully lead to a run out he said. people," Whitson said. The letter thanks state police trooper James Brezniak Northeast Asia Treaty for his efficiency in issuing a ticket to the man's wife for Organization. The bipolar driving 66 mph in a 55 mph zone, spokesman Adam school says America has Volunteer work for students Berluti said. "frittered away" its power The unidentified man's letter accounted for his wife's - and advocates a strong College students who will day camp settings; speeding this way: "Unfortunately, she inherited a alliance between the United be in the Northern Virginia preschoolers attending genetic mutation from both her parents that had not States. China and Japan. area this summer and who morning tot camps: children been overcome until our meeting with you-that is. a lead Disagreements between would like to gain experience participating in playground or foot." these viewpoints have working with groups of playcamp programs during resulted in a stagnation of children, handicapped people, the day: or teens at America's Asian policy, teens or senior adults in Recreation Centers in the Whitson said. recreational programs are afternoons and evenings. 80 ft., $200,000, 18 lb. pizza The multipolarists are needed as volunteers by the Activities appropriate to "patient" and the bipplarists Arlington Recreation the age and abilities of the are "impatient," he said. The Division. participants include games, BALLSTON SPAN, NY. AP - Lorenzo Amato is at multipolarist plan would be Depending on a student's songs, crafts, cookouts, it again, pizza lovers. much less demanding on summer job and other com- swimming and field trips. The Clens Falls pizza maker set a world record for America's resources, but this mitments. Arlington For more information, pizza last Oct. 10 when he baked a 40-foot pie. That got plan is not very appealing to Recreation can offer a contact Sue Christensen, him his first listing in the "Guinness Book of World U.S. allies volunteer a week of training Volunteer Coordinator, Records." For example. Whitson's sessions and opportunities to Arlington Recreation On Thursday, the Saratoga County board of super- studies have shown that work with the following Division, 300 North Park visors granted Amato a land use variance for a 25 acre . although Asia has been called groups: mentally and Drive. Arlington, Va. 22203 or site where he plans to build an 80 foot pie. the "fastest economic physically handicapped pre- phone 703 558-2675 between 10 He hopes to construct the pizza on Labor Day in the developer in the world." schoolers: children or teens in a.m. and 3 p.m. town of Wilton in Northern Saratoga County with the most investors indicate their help of 40 other "pizza men." confidence in Asia is ffe estimates that the gigantic masterpiece will cost definitely linked to a U.S. Onassis did not vote in 1964 between $100,000 and $200,000 and weigh in at about military presence. One AUSTIN, Texas AP- told Frantz. "I guess my first lit.(MM) pounds. banker declared his firm Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis vote was probably for him for He said he will build a concret foundation to support would cut back 25 percent of says she did not vote in the senator, wasn't it? the dough. And to keep his workers from getting their' its loans in Asia if American 1964 presidential election, a "Then this vote in 1964 feet burned while they cut the pie up. he says he's or- forces withdrew. year after the assassination of would have been-he would dered asbestos shoes. Japan is also against U.S. President John F. Kennedy, have been alive for that vote. withdrawal, according to because "this vote would have And I thought, 'I'm not going Whitson. America has been his." a newspaper to vote for any other person, taught Japanese businessmen reported Sunday. because this vote would have the importance of U.S. Onassis' comment came in been his." Annual geese deportment military symbols. Now, even a 1974 interview with Onassis recalled in her though one U.S. official has University of Texas history interview that Kennedy was stated that America is already professor Joe Frantz, who was annoyed by press speculation TORONTO AP - The Toronto Parks Department plans at the point that it could not director of the oral history that Johnson would be to deport 500 Canada geese annually to the U.S. Midwest even handle a minor nuclear project at the Lyndon B. dropped from the ticket in and East to decrease the crowded bird population on war in Asia. Whitson believes Johnson library, the Austin 1964. Toronto Island. Japanese people still need the American Statesman said. •'The only thing I know Tom Thompson, parks commissioner, said the few "psychological crutch "of The newspaper said the in- about that is the fact that it birds released on the island in 1947 have now multiplied American presence. terview was recently ap- would be brought up every to about 1,700 geese, too many forthr habitat Only adult China too values American proved by Onassis for now and then and was rather birds will be deported, he said, while goslings and eggs involvement in Asia. An publication and is to be part of annoying. I don't think he had will be moved to other parts of Ontario Province. "enemy you can see is better an exhibit at the school. any intention of dropping Vice than one you cannot" is , "I'd never voted until I was President Johnson." Onassis China's philosophy, he said..' manried1 to Jack.""' Onassis • saW.' ' " ' ' ' Page 10. THE BREEZE, Tuesday. April 25. 1978

Steve Atpell appears to have been roused from bed last Friday (above) to discover a security officer writing a ticket to tow his car away (above right). Apparently the student works part time and often parks illegally behind Ashby Hall to avoid trekking from X lot. To the officer, however, it was one K time too many - - after four tickets an auto can be towed. Although the two did not agree on the action, (bottom photo), security gave the student a ride to his car's destination. Photos by Joe Benkert I

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Tuesday, April 25. 1978, Page 11 Plan deserves consideration Chapin: 'in control (Continued from Page 2) By reducing the size of the SGA. it would be One can make the case, though, that the able to work faster and more efficiently. But SGA is not a "normal" government. As it such a reorganization presents several hard could never have the power to violate students* questions to be answered: Would this lead to freedoms, it is not burdened with the duty of hasty and less-informed decisions? With such and trying not to' protecting them. Instead of being created for a small group of decision-makers, how great is that purpose, as are other governments, its the danger for one clique to be able to exercise (Continued from Page 4) express purpose is to serve as a vehicle for a majority? Is the SGA presently so cum- stage that he really enjoyed action. Student governments that accomplish bersome as is alleged? Is there anything several books on jazz the audiences here. He noted nothing are usually termed failures while those which student government could realistically drumming that are still that he gets some audiences who succeed in implementing new programs hope to accomplish even if it did work more considered authoritative. that have no conception about or policy changes are regarded as successes. efficiently? But according to Chapin, it what he does. Chapin said that he does not With that in mind, there is no need for the The DeWitt proposal deserves serious was his grandmother who SGA to be as overtly representative as other consideration but there are many aspects to it really got him into music. He listen to his own music. "I'm governments. It merely needs to be efficient. said that she bought he and his so steeped in it that it becomes which must first be clarified. blase after awhile," he said. The general tone of DeWitt's plan would ac- Mussolini defended his dictatorship by brothers instruments and got complish that while maintaining a form of noting that at least under him the trains ran on them learning. Chapin "I haven't listened to my representative government. learned to play the album in about six months." time. Does theSGAhaveany trains to run? clarinet,the trumpet, and "My only criteria is other instruments besides the whether it's an accurate guitar reflection of where I was at He started out at the age of that time musically." he said. Skeptics should be wary twelve with Harry and Steve "It wouldn't be the same if I in a folk band they called the was to do it today, because In a nutshell! "Chapin Brothers." (The you grt>w and learn. But the (Continued from Page 5) eldest Chapin boy, James Jr., album's a good reflection of the Amityville house proved to them that there was something became a doctor of American where I was at 'that point in eerie sharing the house with them. diplomacy at Rutgers my career." Some occurrences reported in"The Amityville Horror" smack University in New Jersey.) Chapin said that he has of "Exorcist" sensationalism. The problem is, as Anson says, "it "There was always sibling been playing solo for three takes more than imagination or a case of nerves' to drive a, rivalry with the four boys," years now, and it is "about normal, healthy family of five to the drastic step of suddenly Chapin said. "We jostled time" that he start playing abandoning a desirable three-story house, complete with finished among ourselves, but were with a band. basement, swimming pool, and boathouse, without even pausing still all against the world, like "There are strengths either to take along their personal household belongings." the mafia." Chapin said that way," he said. "Sole you Many people who read "The Amityville Horror" will decide he and his brothers still get have a one-to-one relatunsnip that Anson has invented the story from his imagination. What along together. "We toured with the audience. With a makes the book scary is the possibility that his claimsof authen- together for eight months, and band you can lose that unless ticity are sincere. If you frighten easily and live in one of the Steve still tours with Harry. you're very,very careful. But more ancient Harrisonburg houses, you mav want to avoid How could he do that if Harry you have more power, color, reading "The Amityville Horror." was a pain in the ....?" he and emotional range with a trailed off. band." K^AAAAANMMAMMMMMAAM^y During the concert, Chapin To sum up, Chapin was said that he is adding James asked to describe himself. "I Namt Braid Matt* Madison University to his list would describe myself as of favorite colleges to return being in control," he replied, SelilHz, Pabtt. M, to. He said before taking the "and trying not to be." , Coka, 9t. ftfft Stairclimbing at Capitol

*139 Beer Mug 14 «. for TALLAHASSEE, Fla. AP- Carlton. 42. said she and 11 Each morning before the several aides started their Legislature begins its morning assaults on the only MOO WBfiT business. Fran Carlton gets in stairwell because the new (Uriar to tarMtf 4atk) a bit of exercise-a brisk run Capitol doesn't provide an A^^AAA^AM^^WMVM^MWMWMV^ up and down the 22 flights of area for calisthenics. stairs in Florida's ,new "Its getting a little Capitol. easier." said Carlton, who has "Stairclimbing is one of the had a syndicated television most strenuous activities! you exercise program since 1963 can involve yourself in for called "The Fran Carlton cardiovascular exercise," Program." said Carlton. D-Orlando. who "Maybe we'll work it up to The Commuter Student makes the trip in about 15 two or three trips at a time by minutes. Committee is currently the end of the session." tot Italy! accepting applications ban Proa Workshop for Scooter's Nooze April 25 Burruss 11 7:30 p.m. Topics cover: Editor and Staff HOWTO PREE/&E FOR BUMS for H0WT0REPOCE TEST AHJdETY the 78-79 Academic Year HOW TO MB OBJECTIVE TESTS Mail Applications to: HOW TO TAKEESSM TESTS CSC Box M-25 For more info., contact the Educational Skills Development Lab Campus Mail 2nd floor Alumnae or or call 6552. • '•«»•,*•»*$»». h'- * '=1 Page 12. THE BREEZE. Tuesday, April 25, 1978 Fossils man 9s only prehistoric communication became especially interested The Scaumenac Bay is one the entire bay before, and "I find the environment in Kirkpatrick believes that by Bv DENNIS SMITH the Smithsonian very inducive in this group of fossils and of the richest areas in the ' Man has lived on the earth finally decided to concentrate world in Devonian fossil doing so he will be providing a for only a fraction of the to learning." he said. "They service to science. don't care what you look like. his studies on them. deposits. and this is what planets existence However, Kirkpatrick was invited to interests Kirkpatrick so "There haven't been any during his stay, he has tried to They are only interested in really comprehhensive vour ideas. apply for the study program much. "The bay has fossils of record everything that has this year by Whitmore and he every Devonian type found in ■studies done on the bay. After 'You never feel like an my study, people will be able happened. idiot there. If you're wrong, was accepted. He will receive the world." he said. In doing so. man has run six independent study hours in Of added interest to him is to look at one study to learn into some communications they say 'So what, everybody about the area, instead of is occasionally. " geology from the university the chance to discover the so problems with other cultures, for the program this summer. called "missing link." the 35" which have made the job Kirkpatrick. a geology After graduating from major, first began thinking Next year. Kirkpatrick will first animal to venture onto difficult. But these problems live at home to study the the land from the sea. JMU Kirkpatrick plans to become even worse when man about applying for a study So far. the "missing link" attend one of five universities program at the Smithsonian fossils and read literature on attempts to rehash history the topic at the museum, while has eluded man. but on the east coast which offer that happened before humans when Whitmore gave a series degrees in vertebrate of lectures here last spring. getting 24 hours credit. These paleontologists believe if were even on the earth. To do hours will allow him to these fossils exist they are in paleontology, including four this, he must decode and After the lectures. Kirk- graduate on time, in the the Scaumenac Bay. Ivy League schools and evaluate the only remnants patrick was convinced that he spring of 1979. Nobody has ever studied McGill University in Canada. left to his disposal-fossils. wanted to pursue vertebrate It takes a rare breed of man paleontology, the study of to spend years tracing the fossils of animals with back- 1 roots of life, and often these bones. His main interest is men go without recognition fish Come On In Donald Kirkpatrick. a junior "I saw the lectures and was at James Madison University, impressed." Kirkpatrick said. is one of these. "So I sent him a letter ex- Kirkpatrick s goal is to pressing my interest, and he And See Us! completely evaluate the fish invited me to come in anytime fossils from the Devonian Era and study the museum's of history-from 395-345 collection of fossils." million years ago--in the During the summer, Kirk- Scaumenac Bay in Canada. patrick. who lives in the Neb*l| Makes a better salmi than g»u de. He then- wants to reconstruct Washington area, studied what that part of the ocean fossils at the Smithsonian at looked like then. least 15 hours a week. Kirkpatrick estimates it He came upon a group of will take the next 20 years to fossils that had hardly been Ami at fenmua we've get the salad ami aH the do this, but he seems willing to studied one day while sacrifice the time to obtain his browsing through the goal. collection, and was told by One reward Kirkpatrick Whitmore that they came MM', rlw treat hvwewmle sent. Ami gev has received, however, is a from the Scaumenac Bay. He museum study appointment program at the Smithsonian ICE CREAM Institution in Washington, caa s» back as many times as mm Hke. U cvme DC. this summer. He will FACTORY study fossils from the * Scaumenac Bay at the Behind McDonalds by the te Ivnania ami ceme hamjnj. museum and will be under the Cloverleaf Shopping Center apprenticeship of Dr. Frank Whitmore. one of the top IM-TH: lla.m. -llp.m authorities in the world on |F-Sat: lla.m. -I2midnt Kirkpatrick's subject. Sun: lp.m. - llp.m. Bonanza "I'm really looking for- ward to it," Kirkpatrick said. Sundaes, Splits, Cones. Cup "They have the largest and Homemade Fudge collection of Devonian fossils 829 E. Market St. from the Scaumenac Bay. 98 Kenmore St. >*»*M*I p#mfl H*.«*W***M*« tftrMr's 7 Day Narfcat tirtf Pa.kaai Stora Msa-TaM-M Mit Rttaaa ax. Ifci 6 >k kai «NtMM>lN|NtbN14MM Maa Rtkkaa "SaHaass 14" IHMMM4 Iras. 4 fuk Zriiae Mali Ijaar 4 laak N Patar kaa4 M. ItfM V-f ia« Fabtaff "Party iaakN 12 Naiaakaa Maim IN* 4 |k. Warzbaritr Otrnaa In p. 4 talk INK'S Oariaaa l«|. 4 ill Oaiaaaa Stoatiaajk* Isai. 4 ik Nift|als.jat Clfartttst sartaa al tat* Pfcata ftabaMaa M* alsaaaat »*« . a star aassftom saaaks aaa* trattais A tat spaa. .«t Taa UrUa WUa Catlar "^ ... TJ, Saraa all flaaars Naaaa taila* Ml 24/24 »la-vart»s Mstat Mt. Haekfetrry Nlaaaiastsr Mt. Iar|aa4y Ulaaaiastor Rasa if Saaariria MHa Hal Maasaa aarf-aaaatia-raaa at. tfraia laht nhHa Tfftl UaafraaaiHali 4ar. ha|. T1IK BREEZE, Tuesday. April 25, 1978, Page 13 Biology department receives grant 9 The biology department Curriculum Study program 'Too much government today has been awarded a National materials. Participants will Science Foundation Grant for have an opportunity to study, (Continued from l\iR«- I) brought with him the White House staff, and to $19,728 to defray expenses for review and adapt in- services today, but deferred the question of some extent his cabinet, who, likewise, had intermediate school teachers terdisciplinary materials for reimposing the draft to the military chiefs. He little Washington experience." attending a Human Sciences their specific classroom and suggested that the selective service program "The problems that we see worsening in this Curriculum Enrichment student needs. be strengthened in case its use does become nation today, be they military, foreign policy, Institute which will be held necessary. economics, or agriculture, are the direct here this summer. The institute will serve as a The African situation, according to Warner, result of inexperience at the top levels of our The four-credit semester focus around which an on- requires that the U.S. meet the Soviet Union government.'' Warner believes that by the hour graduate course will be campus regional support head-on, "with everything short of American next election, voters will choose people with held from June 11 to July 7 for center for intermediate school troops, to block Soviet motives in Africa." He better backgrounds and experience. teachers of grades seven teachers will be developed. claimed that Soviets are using Cuban troops to As a Virginian candidate for the Senate. through nine. The project director is Dr. accomplish Soviet goals, including exploiting Warner thinks that his five years at the The course will feature an William Jones, associate "the weakening situation of governments Department of Defense, his tenure with the interdisciplinary review of professor of biology, and the there." Bicentennial Administration, and his in- human biology through primary instructor is "We have seen it in Angola. Ethiopia, volvement in the Nixon presidential cam- laboratory experiments using Margaret Gordon, assistant Somalia, and we're beginning to see it in paigns represent the type of experience that Biological Sciences professor of biology. Rhodesia." He earlier stated that the Soviet voters are looking for in public officials. Union, "night and day, is bending steel and His recent marriage to Elizabeth Taylor putting their best minds to the production of certainly got his picture on the television and weapons" to fulfill their "promise to, in the papers, but whether the man that has someday, dominate the world." been described as "a slick salesman who could "The people in the United-States, in the 1976 have sold snowballs to Washington's troops at presidential election, were convinced to send a Valley Forge." can sell himself first to the man to Washington who really had little ex- Republicans, and then to Virginians, remains perience." according to Warner, " and he to be seen. bicycles of quality to meet the Classical group most discerning taste — holds meeting this Saturday The spring meeting of the Classical Association of Virginia will be held in Chandler Hall on April 29. Speakers at the morning session, which begins at 10:30 a.m., will be Dr. Robert Lisle of JMU who will discuss "Tacitean 'Utilitas' " and Robert Cromey of Virginia Commonwealth University -SW^vT&l who will speak on "Medea's Benefactions." At the afternoon session, which begins at 2 p.m., Christine Sleeper of Herndon Mark's Bike Shoo High School will speak on 1094 S. College Ave. Harrisonburg, Va. 22801 "Roman Spain" and Barbara SYMBOLS OF LOVE The Pedal People Gold of the University of MOTOBECANE Phone (703) 434-5151 Virginia will discuss "Tragedy and Comedy in Plato's Symposium." J>*

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• ••vi.A-.i iii.i:..iri>VV>.i.i.i.i.Tf>.v? ;' = S.MJ ! MM.*.*.* » i ;.->■> •■ ■t. ff mWW*VMMMMSJSJSJM^ Baseball team wins three; ups record to 26-10 Dukes top Takes pair Tech, 9-6 fromVCU BLACKSBURG - Rob Ity RICHARD AMAC1IRR Krowiak slammed four hits Roger Lee belted two including a two-run homer. homers and drove in 5 runs to Mike Parenteau and Joe Bono lead the JMU trouncing of added home ruas and Mike Virginia Commonwealth Estes picked up his second University 10-3, 15-0 in a victory of the season over doubleheader here Saturday Virginia Tech as the James The Dukes, rained out Madison University baseball twice earlier this week, finally team defeated the Gobblers 9- got a game in against VCU. 6 Sunday afternoon. "We'd been off all week and It was the seventh straight were a bit rusty," said head victory for JMU and the . coach Brad Babcock. "We Dukes 15th win in their last 16 were glad to have an easy games. JMU now has an team to play." overall record of 27-10. In the first game. Dennis Krowiak. JMU's junior Mead struck out ten and second baseman, had a single, limited VCU to three runs on two doubles and a home run as six hits. Mead upped his he drove in four runs. The record to 5-1. homer, his second of the VCU jumped out to a 1-0 season, came in the second lead in the first on a walk to inning with one on Barner. who stole second and scored on a two-out single by Parenteau also homered Murray. with a man on in the second The Dukes tied it in the inning and Bono added a solo bottom of the first with an shot in the seventh. It was unearned run. Bob Sica Parenteau's seventh homer of reached on an error, stole the season and Bono's eighth. second, went to third on Rob Estes came on to relieve Krowiak's sacrifice bunt and JMU starter Dan Prior in the scored on J.W. Mitchell's sixth inning and pitched 3 2-3 ground out. innings to pick up the win. JMU scored twice in the Estes gave up no runs on three third when Mike Parenteau hits, while striking out five IMl'S JOE BONOshows good form as he hits homers, and Mike Kstes picked up the win for singled home Sica and and walking three. The vic- a solo home run in the seventh inning of the the Dukes With a doubleheader sweep over Krowiak tory upped his record to 6-1. Dukes1 9-6 won over Virginia Tech. Mike Virginia Commonwealth University Saturdf ' After two were out in the (Continued on Page 19) Parenteau and Rob Krowiak also added IMl's record stands at 26-IU. fourth, the Dukes scored four Photo By Otvid Isrtal times on a walk to Tom Reap and singles by Sica. Krowiak, Mitchell, and Parenteau. Sica led off the sixth with a triple to right and Parenteau singled him home. Lee Page 18, THE BREEZE, Tuesday, April 25, 1978 slammed his sixth homerun of Sports the season, scoring Parenteau as the Dukes built a 10-1 lead. VCU got two runs in the seventh when T?ogg tripled and Carl Robinson homered. The Rams'Jim Palmer took the loss. The Dukes opened the Lacrosse team qualifies for nationals second game with seven runs in the first. JMU's first seven By HOLLY WOLLARI) Luce, referring to the careful not to allow a repeat back opposing attack wings to batters scored. Virginia will be Duchesses' play at states. comback by their opponents, defense." said Luce. "It was Sica and Krowiak walked to represented by the James "Everyone put it together." as in the University of really nice to do that to a start the rally and Mitchell Madison University Women's After a quite successful Virginia contest. team, instead of allowing that singled them home. Lee lacrosse team in the first field hockey season for coach After a 9-4 first half for to happen to us." singled and Parenteau national collegiate divisional Luce and some members of JMU, the Duchesses sensed The berth in the national doubled home Mitchell. Jeff championship to be held in the lacrosse team, the big Hollins was retaliating and team championship division Cempre smashed a triple Harrisonburg. May 27-29. question was "when are we spread the game out to change will give the Duchesses "a driving in Lee and Parenteau. going to peak?" "I can the pace. Although JMU was The Duchesses earned their chance to compete against top Joe Bono singled in Cempre honestly "say they peaked." outscored 5-3 in the second competition." said the coach. and David Showalter berth in the national team said the coach. half, the Duchesses never let championship by defeating "I hope we get to replay the doubled, scoring Bono. up on the pressure, defen- University of Maryland." who JMU scored three more Bridgewater College 12-4. Although the season has sively or offensively. Hollins College 12-9 and been frustrating for the will be representing their times in the third to take a 10- Goalie Mary Ford blocked state. The Terrrapins handed o lead Showalter walked Westhampton College 11-2 Duchesses, the team mem- 13 shots for JMU She was during the state tournament bers "learned from each JMU a 9-2 loss earlier this and pinch runner Mike assisted on defenses by point season. this past weekend at William game they played." said and cover point Sue Grainer (Continued on Page 19) and Mary. Those three vic- Luce. "Instead of panicking, and Leatha Alcamo. who tories lifted the JMU record to they really remained cool." employed excellent stick 9-0 William & Mary loss 64-1. JMU's second game checking. "They were tough the against Hollins was a must- "The scoring was really whole time." said coach Janet win and the Duchesses were distributed." said Luce. fitting ending to season "Everyone was in tin it." By DENNIS SMITH Indians team easily cap- During the three games. It's been a tough season for tured the third set 6-1. after JMU outscored their op- the men's tennis team, which winning the first 6-2. JMU signs 6-414 shooter ponents 35-15. Freshman Jill is competing in In the other doubles Heller led the Duchesses, Division I for only the second matches. JMU's Marty accumulating 11 goals over season And last Friday's 9-0 Sherman and Tom Fogarty HARRISONBURG- Rick Williams played in the Hoyle the weekend. Williams, a 6'4'2" wing from All-Star Basketball Tour- lost to William & Mary were handled 6-4. 6-2 by Oberlin. Ohio, has signed a nament in Sharon. Pa., and in Attack wing Julie Hull and typified it. W&M's Barry Smith and basketball scholarship at Steve Rutledge John Abrams the Ohio Basketball Classic at first home Linda Chamblee Only three of the nine James Madison University. the conclusion of the 1977-78 put in eight and seven shots and Mike Gallowav then Williams averaged 22.6 season. respectively. Third home matches were close, with the crushed the Dukes first points and 15 rebounds a game Debbie Martin added four Indians winning all but one doubles team of Steve Gill and "Rick is a pure-shooting match in two sets. for Oberlin High School last wing man with uncanny points and Lisa Karpaitus Ed Barnhart 6-1. 6-1. season. He shot 58 percent shooting accuracy as is in- passed her opposing goalie The only match to go to In the top singles match. from the floor and made 82 dicated by his outstanding with two attempts. three sets was the third Abrams won a second set tie- percent of his shots from the shooting percentages last The JMU attack was doubles. In that match breaker 5-4. to beat Gill 6-4, 7- free throw line. season." said JMU head assisted by defense wings Liz JMU's, John Witt and Dave (i Galloway. W&M's second He was a first team All- basketball coach Lou Cam- Hummed and Jeanne Purple, Rigotti took William & Mary's seed, gave Barnhart a lesson Conference and All- panelli. "He will certainly who scored the remaining team of Dan Daus and John in tennis and won 6-2. 6-1. Northeastern Ohio selection help us fill the void left by the Duchesses goals. Winter to three sets by win- while Smith won just as easily and was, also, an Honorable graduation of Sherman "Jeanne and Liz .played, ning the Dukes' only set of the over Sherman, in the third Mention All-State selection Dillard." attack often, which brought day 7-5. in the second. But the seed match. Recruiting is not just nasty-letter writing Women, scholarship players tell different tale llv HOLLY WOOLARI) By RON IIARTLAUK Recruiting can be very emotional for coaches of Division 1 men's athletic teams and the highly In light of the recent conflict in the attempted publicized letter written by James Madison signing of Jeff Bullis to a basketball scholarship, University's assistant basketball coach, John theentire recruiting program has come under fire Thurston is evidence of that. by many critics. Just recently, however, women collegiate Present scholarship athletes at James Madison coaches have been faced with similar recruiting University neflect the brighter side of the touchy frustrations, but their reactions and adjustments subject of collegiate recruiting. have been slightly different than their male For Tyrone Shoulders, a freshman forward for counterpart's. the Dukes basketball team, recruiting wafffrather The difference between the pressure on men and simple process. \ women athletic coaches to produce top teams is According to Shoulders, coaches from local schools scouted many of his games at Aberdeen media exposure, according to JMU women's High School and paid visits to he and his family at basketball coach Betty Jaynes. home. "We are not confronted with the media like "I took it into consideration that they came to see men's sports,*' she said. me play," Shoulders said. Other pressures to win come from athletic The sales pitch used was soft. Most coaches told directors or alumni, said JMU assistant women's the recruit "what they thought I could do, and how I basketball coach Pam Wiegardt. Women coaches, would fit into the program," Shoulders said. however, are affected by "self-induced pressure, Sam Onwuli. a transfer from Hagerstown Junior especially for female basketball coaches that have College, was recruited by about ten schools, be said, recently found themselves in the sport limelight." but became the first track and field scholarship "Our jobs depend less on wins and losses than athlete here. men's, but ego is involved in coaching anything " Like Shoulders. Onwuli also found that being said Wiegardt. recruited was not a painful expedience. Besides the differences in pressures, which "He (JMU track coach Ed Witt) called me on reflect directly on recruiting intensity, women are the phone and sent some brochures on the school," restricted from contacting scholastic players as set Onwuli said. "It wasn't that difficult." forth by the Association of Intercollegiate Athletics Mike Estes, a pitcher for the baseball team, was for Women 1AIAW1 an easy recruit for JMU coach Brad Babcock. Section n of the AIAW handbook states. Estes, from nearby Dayton, Va., played two years "Collegiate athletic personnel may attend at Manatee Junior College in Florida before Bab- scheduled events to assess the talent of a high cock talked to him this past summer. school athlete but may not talk to any student- "I just wanted to come back home for awhile," athlete nor her family." Hacking Around Estes said. It was made easier for him by being (Continued on Page 20) offered a scholarship by Babcock. (Continued on Page 20) JMU whips VCU (Continued from Page 18) Cravotta scored on a throwing error by the Rams first baseman See. Krowiak singled in Lorenzo Bundy, and Sica scored on Mitchell's groundout. The Dukes added a run in the fourth when Bono scored on three VCU errors. Krowiak and Mitchell hit back-to-back singles and Lee blasted a towering shot over the 400-foot sign in center as the Dukes scored four more -times in the fifth. Parenteau tripled and Cempre singled him home to round out the afternoon's scoring. Mike Naff pitched a no- hitter for five full innings in the nightcap. Foster got the only hit off Naff to lead off the sixth. For Naff, the win leaves him with a 5-2 record. Mark Dacko relieved Naff in the seventh to preserve the shutout. "I wanted to take Mike out after three and give Dacko and Semones some work but he had the no-hitter going so I left him in " said Babcock The Dukes conclude their regular season with a single game tomorrow at 3:00 p.m. at Long Field. ROIt KROWIAK (with batting helmet) gets congratulations from Tech catcher Wayne Shelton seems less than enuiuusiasuc aoout Roger Lit' (15) and Tom Reap(ll) after Krowiak hit a two-run Krowiak's success. The win was the Dukes' seventh in a row and homer in the second inning of the !i-H win over Virginia Tech. the 15th of the last IK games. Ptioto by o»v» isreai Dukes 9, Tech 6 (Continued from Page 18) Estes needed last out relief help from Mark Dacko in the Duchesses tennis beats Radf ord 5-4 ninth inning. The Gobblers Ry IH.Wis SMITH Chris Garber gave Radf ord loaded the bases on an error other singles match for Marsha Williams edged Betty and two walks, but Dacko got The women's tennis team an early 1-0 lead by defeating Radford by downing JMU's JMU's Lou Dickey 7-6, 6-3, in Wootlen 7-5, 64. Eric Keller to bounce back to downed Radf ord College 5-4 in Pat Higgins 6-4, 6-1. In the doubles matches, the mound to end the game. the Duchesses' lastdual meet the top seed match, while After Radford took the first Radford's top seed team of Maureen Herbert won the only Keller had homered in the of the season. Thursday. two singles matches, the Garber and Herbert won by second inning with a man on Duchesses swept the next default over JMU's Dickey for Virginia Tech and the four. and Higgins. Gobblers' Harold Williams Cathie Tvler. JMU's third Shiflet and Rice took a tie- had a solo shot in the fifth Ikenberry wins dorm title seed, won the first match for breaker in the first set to win inning. JMU. by crushing Mary Kay it 7-6 and easily captured the Bono's home run tied the Ikenberry Hail will receive Awards will be given to ail Shiflet 6-2, 6-1. while Heidi second 6-1. to win the match game at 6-6 in the seventh the team intramural cham- team and individual cham- Hess continued the over Tyler and Williams. inning and Krowiak doubled pionship trophy Wednesday, pions. The Hall of Fame, Duchesses' streak with a 6-4. JMU's third doubles team of home David Showalter with April 26 at the intramural outstanding official and 7-5 toughly fought win over Hess and Cindy Hoddinott was what proved to be the winning outstanding team manager Radford's Ann Rice. the only team to win for the run in the eighth. JMU scored awards ceremony in Sinclair will also be announced. The Duchesses' fifth seed Duchesses with a 6-3, 7-5 two more runs in the ninth Gymnasium. Gifford is-4he The ceremony will begin at Mary Perkins easily handled defeat of Hondras and inning on five walks. runner,-up.in that category... Maria Hondras 6-2, 6-1 and Wootleni . Virginia-Tech is now-16-12. - • tViv. . id: , if! ...*.v>, .,'.' ■ ■ '";'. i ■ \\ >'J,.I" '. PI Vi mi '.' v ,,V ', .-,-. v.*/. Page 20, THE BREEZE. Tuesday, April 25, 1978 Women 9s guidelines help prevent pressure

(Continued from Page 19) athletic staff here. The JMU "great deal of pride in our Morrison created to violate 'But I prefer to remain op- The coaches are allowed to women's program,- under the program." said Wiegardt. regulations." said Jaynes. "I timistic " contact players by telephone guidance of Dr. Leotus This pride, coupled with have too much respect for this "Thurston and the a from the institution, by letters Morrison, is ajso "very goals to make education a program " ministration admitted that t and by visits from the educationally oriented." major part of the women's JMU's athletic program is letter was an error and I think athletes. according to Wiegardt. athletic program and AIAW very reputable, according to it is best to drop it." said The past year. 225 women recruiting restrictions places Wiegardt. and she "uses the Jaynes. Unfortunately, media "I like the guidelines," said participated on 12 in- additional pressures on whole program as a vehicle to coverage has left un- Wiegardt. 'I dont think there tercollegiate athletic teams at female coaches. recruit" Thurston's letter forgettable impressions of this should be 200 coaches in an JMU. The large percentage of "It would look awfully "will have effects on the total incident on the minds of many audience putting pressure on involvement has initiated a strange for a program Dr. program." said Wiegardt. sports enthusiasts. a player." Some coaches for male athletic teams appear to be caught up with a "recruit-the- top-performers-any-way-you- Scholarship athletes recruiting fair can" attitude As the business (Continued from Page 19) initially receive a scholarship Unlike the recent Bullis of collegiate athletics has "In high school. I had a bad The governing body of attitude. In my senior year, I from the university. case, most athletes have increased, the emphasis on "We had a sort of found the scholarship education has often taken a women's sports. the had a lot of pressure. When I Association of Intercollegiate came here. I could see the agreement (with the JMU program to be fair and back seat to sports. coaching staff) that I would be without pressure. And for a "I guess when you're Athletics for Women (AIAW), program was fairer than I has different recruiting thought it would be." on a scholarship my player like Rosenberg, putting that much money in a sophomore year (after Dillard coaches have been more program you expect good policies than the mens' sports. Rosenberg was recruited "Coaches aren't allowed to out of Woodward High School graduated)." Rosenberg helpful than deceitful. results," said JMU women's made the team as a freshman, "The bad experiences are tennis coach Maria Malerba. talk to us," said Cathy to replace senior Sherman Hanrahan. one of three Dillard in another year. As a and received the scholarship a all you hear about. "Rosenberg Recently Malerba was year earlier than anticipated. concluded. faced with the same situation players on scholarship for the result, Rosenberg did not as Thurston. After offering a women's basketball team highly-skilled player an here. "We have to contact the WITH A American athletic grant, the coach school." CHECKUP heard from a visiting coach At JMU. tryouts are held FIGHT CANCER AND A Cancer Society that the JMU perspective for scholarships in the spring. AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY CHFCK recruit had accepted a The coaches are prevented by scholarship to Penn State. the AIAW from recruiting a "Out of politeness she (the player who has not contacted recruit) should have con- the school. tacted me." said Malerba. "The pressures aren't ' GRADUATING? "But once she made her involved in women's decision there is nothing I recruiting." Hanrahan said. Good. Great! Congratulations. could do about it. I don't think "Any school I was interested writing a letter would have in, I contacted first." changed her mind." But according to most of In the Terrace at the Palmer House) "I lost my first recruit to the male atheletes surveyed, the University of North there was no pressure in- we're having a special, super, fantasic, yummy... Carolina," said Wiegardt, who volved, and they had no gripes Srevibusly coached state-rival about the present recruiting take Forest. "If that's what systems. she wants then that's what I "I like it the way it is." 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LONG BEACH, Cal'jf. AP not only for me but all the problem involved "over- not likely to be granted Former first lady Betty Ford many others who are here to medication" K'oiiiimicri from Pag* n said Friday she is addicted to participate," Her son, Steven, said he end budgeting last year, alcohol as well as to an believed his mother had account will probably receive should receive about $850 of unidentified drug she has been Details of her treatment at combined alcohol with drugs, $5in more than requested. Pile the $1,700 requested. taking for arthritis. the hospital's alcohol and drug describing his mother as a said, because, after trimming An increase of $540 was Ford's disclosure was rehabilitation center were not moderate drinker. He also requests of all the requested for the SGA made at a news conference at disclosed, but Dr. Joseph said he believed she had had organizations, the committee operating account, but a cut of Long Beach Memorial Naval Pursch. head of the center, too many physicians realized that it had cut back almost $4,500 from this year's Hospital, where she has been said the program usually prescribing medication for her that much more than was account of $28,750 was receiving treatment since she requires four to five weeks. without discussing their necessary. recommended, instead. The was admitted April 11. Ford. Pursch said Ford's prescriptions among them- It was decided that the Commuter Students' Com- 6o, did not appear but issued a problem did not involve any selves. "leftover money" should be mittee, which asked for an deposited in the contingency additional $335. will likely statement through family negligence on the part of her The former first lady was spokesman Bob Barrett. physicians, but neither he nor account since that account receive an increase of $190 hospitalized in 1974 for funds financial requests from above their present account of Barrett would say how her surgery to remove a cancerous "Through the excellent addiction developed. organizations during the $735. breast. She later made a course of the school year; Pile The Inter-Hall Council, treatment I have had here at "The kinds of medication scries of public statements the Long Beach Naval Mrs. Ford had been taking are said. which received $500 this year urging women to learn how to The Bluestone will likely and requested an increase of Hospital. I have found that I the kinds of medication any of examine themselves for the am not only addicted to the as would be getting from our receive the largest increase in $400, was not recommended disease and Barrett said she its current budget of $23,000. medication I have been taking family physician if we came to Krobably would speak out on any front-end budgeting for for my arthritis but also to them with the 'kind of ar- with a recommended increase next year. Also, no funds were er current problems. of $9.3iMi. $650 short of its allocated for WMRA, which alcohol, so I am grateful for thritis and pain Mrs. Ford "Mrs. Ford will speak for this program of recovery," had." Pursch said. "No drugs requested amount. did not submit a budget herself and very eloquently. The University Program the statement said. used were of any illicit kind." I'm sure." Barrett told request. The radio station had "This program is well- Ford was first hospitalized Board, with its present budget received almost $5,000 from reporters. He said Gerald of $80,074. asked for an ad- known throughout the country with what her husband, for- Ford's political future was not last year's budget hearings. and I am pleased to have the mer President Gerald Ford, ditional $11,700. and would The Fencing Club, which a, consideration in her receive an increase of $8,000. opportunity to attend it—I called "acute attack of ar- hospitalization or statements- requested $1,180. also came expect this, treatment and thritis." from which she long The Breeze was recom- out of the hearings empty- -"All we are concerned with is mended an additional $2,000 of fellowship to be a solution for has suffered. the recovery as it has handed. According to Pile, an my problems and I embrace it Later. Mrs. Ford said her its requested $4,500, increase organization must "as nearly progressed thus far." to its current budget of as possible, benefit the entire $25,500. student population" in order The Honor Council's budget to qualify for front-end of $1,350 will probably in- budgeting. The Fencing Club crease by $125. They had failed to qualify, he said. requested an additional $450. Pile declined, however, to The Inter-Fraternity Council, comment on the criteria used which did not receive front- by the committee in deter- mining the allocation of funds to the other organizations, saying that the organizations should be informed first by the SGA. The committee's recom- T mendations will be voted upon Red Crow. The Good Neighbor by the SGA senate Tuesday

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HONOLULU AP Singer Donny Osmond announced his engagement Sunday to Debra Glenn, 19. a Brigham Young University freshman from Provo. Utah. A wedding has been tentatively scheduled for June Osmond. 20 made the an- nouncement in Honolulu, where he and his sister Marie are filming the motion picture "Aloha Donny and Marie." Osmond said his fans "have always wanted me happy, and I truly am that " The engagement was an- nounced Saturday night to the motion picture crew as filming was completed. Glenn had a small part in the film. Glenn, born in Hillings. Mont., is the daughter of Dr. and Mrs. A very Glenn. She moved to Provo at the age of 12 and graduated from Provo > i High School last year. The couple first met in 1975 when Glenn and Jay Osmond ALPHA SIGMA ALPHA SORORITY finished in first place among Sigma Sigma Sigma were the second and third placing sorort-ties. double dated with Donny and sororities u( Greek Sing Sunday a week ago. Sigma Kappa and For information on the winning fraternities, see page 7. his date. ^ Photo by M«rh Thompson Reasoner leaves ABC

NEW YORK AP - Harry Reasoner will be removed as an anchorman of the "ABC Evening News" this summer, the network said Wednesday. Barbara Walters also will relinquish traditional anchor chores but will stay on as an interview specialist. ABC News President Roone Arledge, unveiling the reorganization of the low ranked news show at a news conference, said Reasoner "did not fit into the plan.'' "I don't think he's made any secret of that and I agree with him." Arledge said. He would not say whether Reasoner would be retained in any capacity. There was no immediate response from Reasoner. who consistently has declined to talk about it. He has asked ABC to realse him from his $500.000-a-year contract two years early to return to CBS after an eight-year absence. Under the reorganization, which does away with a New York anchor person, Frank Reynolds will function as the network's "primary" anchor, and will be in charge of the news desk in Washington, where 40 percent of the news normaiy originates. Peter Jennings will hold down the foreign news desk in London, and Max Robinson will quit WTOP in Washington to become the domestic news anchor based in Chicago. Howard K Smith will ton ' tinue with his commentaries. Arledge said ABC will add a West Coast news desk in the "not too distant future." He said Walters, who left NBC's "Today Show" IB months ago for a $1 million-a- year contract with ABC. has the "enterprise to go after the world leaders and. having gotten there, to get them to say_ things they _wouldnJ_say "fo olEer reporters? THE BREEZE, Tuesday. April 25. 1978, Page 23 Nixon memoirs 'biased,9 TH€ HUNG€R PROJ€CT: to be released in May on outpouring of energy OKLAHOMA CITY AP- discuss specifics of the book, Richard Nixon's memoirs which will be released in May. ro end starvation. "are very definitely biased He said one of the reasons he from his viewpoint" but was chosen for the assignment provide surprising personal was that his superiors trusted portrayals of those close to him to keep quiet. As more and more people are for a Nov. 14 appointment, or for him. says one of the former The 1.200 page book is realizing and affirming, the end of more information about the Hunger president's editors. "very candid and personal, starvation is an idea whose time has Project, and how to make your own "There is no effort to straightforward and direct," come. But what can we. as personal commitment. (After 5 p.m.. mislead the reader, although Frost said. It contains in- call Penny at 434-2302.) The End of this is his < Nixon's) side of it." formation "that will prove individuals, do to implement this editor David Frost said in an Nixon was right about a lot of seemingly impossible change? Starvation: you can make it an idea interview conducted in things." Awareness and a profound personal whose time has come. Oklahoma City where he was "Readers will be surprised commitment are needed. AT Full Tilt, visiting relatives over the at Nixon's personal portrayal the expression of our commitment weekend. of the people around him," the Frost, who is no relation to editor continued. "There are will come on Monday, Nov. 14, when -( the David Frost who con- definitely villians and heroes, we will donate a percentage of our ftliTIII ducted the Nixon television and they're not necessarily proceeds to the Hunger Project. In interviews, spent eight who you'd expect them to be. addition, on that day, our staff and months in San Clemtnte. Nixon is likely to emerge as Calif., helping edit the former a sympathetic character in many of our friends will participate in H*CUT1€]K president's forthcoming book, the book. Frost believes, a voluntary fast to dramatize the 434-1010 "RN The Memoirs of Richard though readers may not need for affirmative action. Call now 107 S. MAIN, HAMISONBURG. VA. Nixon." change their general opinion Frost, who is chief copy of the former president. editor of the Grosset & Dunlap "I think the book will be publishing firm, refused to verv controversial," Frost said. "Everyone who's in it will read it very carefully. Some fared better than most readers would expect and some worse." Frost worked with freelance writer Nancy Brooks, Nixon staffers and itie former president to produce the final text, which covers Nixon's life from childhood until he resigned the presidency and left Washington in August 1974. Biology majors . present seminars Kevin Geer and Dale Nichols, both biology majors, will present seminars April 26 at 3:45 p.m. in Burruss 312. Geer will discuss his research on the "Effects of Impaired Oxygen Utlization on Lactate Dehyrogenase Isoenzymes in Selected Mouse Tissues." Nichols will speak on the "Effect of Chlorine on Ven- tilatory Activity of Rainbow Trout." One t you can give yourself.

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NURSING STUDENTS RENT HOUSES. APART- RIDE, NEEDED THIS MNB: You're a dream, For sale GOING TO l.VA. SUMMER MENTS THIS SUMMER IN SUMMER from Harrisonburg thanks for everything. We will make it (again). Kay? 2.2 CUBIC FOOT SCHOOL: Nice, partially VIRGINIA BEACH: Two to Staunton from June- furnished apartment to sublet. blocks from the ocean on 24th August: to work at Western I'll always love you. Miss you. REFRIGERATOR: In ex- Phil. P.S. You're still goofy cellent condition. Great for Cellar apartment (cool in the St. Group or single rates State. Will help with gas. , dorm rooms. Available now. summer heat!): 10-minute available on request. Contact Call Terri. 5658. Box 2857. \ $60: price negotiable. Call walk from the nursing school: RUM Burnup. 737 Surfside Chris at 5625. U.Va. and city buses stop Avenue, Virginia Beach, Va. MALE ROOMMATE needed GEEK LITTLE SISTERS: nearby. Two bedrooms (will 23451. Phone-804-422-3772. to rent half of two-bedroom Banquet-Friday: Geeking !l x 12 GOLD RUG: Great for accomodate two-three girls). apartment at Park apart- freely-all week. GEEK dorm rooms. $15: price Terms negotiable (cheap!). NEW ONE-BEDROOM ments. Rent very cheap; all WEEK negotiable. Available now. Call Rick at 433-7131 after 9 APARTMENTS in utilities included. Call 434- Call Terry at 5625. p.m. Harrisonburg. Several to 1281. MY FOXY REDHEAD: choose from. Near schools, Thanks for being you. TYPING SERVICE: R AVAILABLE THIS FALL: stores. Living room, kitchen, FORMER HARRISONBURG Remember, three years ain't Craig, 433-1868. Two extra-large bedrooms. bedroom, bath: carpeted, air RESIDENTS want to rent an forever! We'll make it! Love. living room, kitchen, bath conditioned. Water and sewer apartment or home for the The World's Greatest Typist SANYO REFRIGKRATOR: Located approximately eight furnished; no pets. Units months of July and August. 2.2 cubic feet: excellent blocks from JMU. Suitable available May 1, 1978. $162.50 Please contact O. Walton BOOBOO: It's me...yjou condition; three years left on for four people at $65 each- per month. Phone 249-4073 Wine. Jr., 433-2741, know? You never say much warranty: $75 Available water included. Call Wayne in after 5 p.m. Note-the above References to be given upon when...you know? Omelettes anytime. Call Cindy at 4425. care of Town and Country rent and lease is for two adults request. in the morning. Like we do? Real Estate. 433-2681. only. Maximum allowed-- Silly rabbit. Hector. (2 INCH ALUMINUM three adults. If three adults, SOFTBALL BAT: Never been NEW TOW N II O U 8 E rent will be $182.50 per month. Lost used: $7. Call 5658. Box 2857. APARTMENTS: Two extra- FOR A GOOD TIME: Call large bedrooms: large eat-in SUBLET APARTMENT FOR Suzanne. 6504. « SANSUI AMPLIFIER. kitchen: |*s baths; ap- SUMMER: June to the end of SILVER 1.1). BRACELET: Garrard turntable and pliances. Close to Hillandale August. Three bedrooms, air With name Vonda Coleman DAVID: With a little luck we Channel Master 8-track. Need Park. $225 per month un- conditioning, dishwasher, engraved. Sentimental value. can work this whole damn to sell to facilitate new furnished. Furnished for four disposal and carpeting $56.25 If found, call 433-4220. thing out. You know I'm system Will sell together or people at $65 each. Call Town per month plus utilities. gonna love you for a long, long separate. Call 434-0278 after and Country Real Estate. 433- Shank II apartments. Call time B.J. six: ask for Craig. 2681. Anne or Connie at 433-5325 (on Jobs campus). GEEK: Our turn, a fellow NAKED: Tired of ingesting SUBLEASE JUNE 1- MANAGEMENT TRAINEE: geek harmful chemical additives, AUGUST 26: Private room SQUIRE HILL APARTMENT Excellent career opportunity artificial colorings and for female in large house. TO SUBLET FOR SUMMER: with nationally known com- preservatives in your soda Newly furnished. Modern May-August. Three pany in Tidewater, Va. area. PRES. HEWITT: We didn't refreshments? Try Honey kitchen. 70 Broad St. $90 per bedrooms, air conditioning, Salary open. Send resume to mean to make such a fuss; Pure Sodas: Black Cherry, month. Call Robin, 433-5523. dishwasher, pool, tennis Mr. Brendan Costello. Box 99. Second v.p. and treas. are Mountain Root Beer, English courts, washer, dryecf Portsmouth. Va 23705. nothing to us. For now's the Ginger Soda. Exclusively at SUBLET: May-August completely furnished; $70 per time for you to know. Where Spanky's and Valley Nutrition (female). Closer to classes month. Call 433-8649. our love really goes. Center. than downhill dorms. Personal Basketball Joans. Spacious room with sunny SQUIRE HILL: Sublet one- 1938 DODGE PANEL windows. Also garden space, bedroom apartment June- DELTA WOMMA SISTERS: TRUCK: Runs, flat head. G kitchen, laundry facilities. 450 August with option to take Well girls, one year down, but T.T.W.: Thanks for your civ. $300 or make offer. Call S. Mason: 434-3077. over in fall. Air conditioning, it's a milestone in history. I help If I can reciprocate in 434-6647. fully equipped kitchen, car- love you each and every one! any way, I'm willing... SUBLET FURNISHED pet. 433-1804. You're all so special! Thanks LOFT FOR SALE: 109" x APARTMENT: June-August; to my roomie-next year you 11 "6": built entirely of oak 4 x 12 block from campus on Main SUBLET: Two bedrooms, one won't have to play "Mom- PHOTOGRAPHERS: If you ' 4s: no doubt, the sturdiest on Street: space for two; $80 per furnished, in three-bedroom mie:" I promise. Good luck are interested in working for campus: stairs. Call 5863 or month. Call 433-9544. house for only $50 per month Sister Rene. I sure am gonna The Breeze next semester, come by Spotswood 18. plus one-third utilities. Full miss you. Have a great please attend a meeting April SHANK APARTMENTS: use of kitchen, dining room summer! Go for the hostas! 25 at 7 p.m. in The Breeze FISHER STEREO FOR Reduced. Need to sublet and living room. Sublet either Thanks for the memories! Go office or contact Mark SALE: Speakers included. furnished apartment May 29- May-August or June-August. For It Tuna Hunter No. 1. Thompson. Good condition. Selling due to August 20. Air conditioning; One block from campus. Call moving. $150. Call Cindy, 289- three bedrooms; $56.25 per Tom, 434-9852. Leave SUPERMAN: You still have BRAHD HAME AUSHO 5386 before May 1. month plus some utilities. message. an "S"' on your chest to me. Mike, 433-5589 (on campus). You'll make it babe. I have AT ROCK BOTTOM ■=% FURNITURE FOR SALE: SUBLET SUMMER faith in you...Lois Lane. Beds, dressers, living room. GOING TO SUMMER APARTMENT: Furnished, men Call 433-8086 SCHOOL? Enjoy living off one bedroom for two, living CONGRATULATIONS: Nick. Guaranteed campus in a furnished, air and dining areas, kitchen, Ed. Ron. Greg. Rick...beer 1968 BMW I600CC MARK IV: conditioned apartment close bath and garage. One block chugging champions from lowest prices on Four-speed, radials, AM-FM to campus and pay no more in from campus. $70 each. TKE. Winning time--13.8 all brand names. radio: as is. $895. Call Steve. rent. Call 434-1281. Available June 1. Call 433- seconds. The start of another 434-1875. 4614. Utilities included TKE tradition. Will match any SHANK APARTMENT: Need price. Also Car DO YOU NEED HELP to sublease one or two SUBLET: One bedroom, (HAPPELEAR A103: MOVING? Will do light bedrooms for summer, May- unfurnished, in a five- Thanks for the memories! Stereo. hauling with % ton pick-up August. $56.25 per month plus bedroom country house two You're the greatest! I'll Calculators, truck at reasonable rate. Call part of utilities. Call 434-6877. miles from campus for $50 a really miss you all. Televisions 828-2012. Kim. month (including utilities). Remember, no I.C. without* REDUCED! Sublet two- Sublet either May-Aug. or me. Love, The Nap. Call 4339440 JULIETTE RECEIVER AND bedroom, furnished apart- June-Aug. Call Danny at 433- & ask for Mike SPEAKERS, McDonald BSR ment from June-August; 4 5787 turntable. Price definitely block from campus: now only negotiable. Call 434-0403; ask $80 per person (two or more). for Darcy. Call Lee, 433-8557. Wanted 1973 HONDA 350: Low ROOMS FOR RENT: From find results in mileage. Excellent engine. May 6 through August 26. MALE OR FEMALE: One or Extended front end; drag Kitchen privileges. Located two persons needed to sublet pipes, oversize rear end and at 1155 South Main and 547 apartment at Squire Hill June The Breeze sissy bar. Call Mike Simmons South Mason. For further 1 (or earlier) to August 31. at 879-9569. information, call 434-5743. with option to lease. Partly furnished: central air; washer and dryer: two classifieds STORAGE ROOMS: 5 x 12; bedrooms: swimming pool. For rent $14 per month; larger areas $70 per month each plus available. 434-1906 or 433-2952. utilities. Call Rick at 434-1882. HOLLY COURT APART- $.50 MENTS: Need to sublet one TWO-BEDROOM APART- ROOMMATE: Desperate. bedroom of a three-bedroom, MENT: Kitchen, living room, May-August. Squire Hill furnished apartment from color television (cable): '^ apartments. $60 per month for the first K>- June-August. Air conditioning mile from campus: May or and utilities. Air conditioning, and pool: less than one mile June-August: will rent rooms pool, tennis courts, shuttle from campus; rent $45! Call separately. $65 each. Call 433- bus. fully furnished. Please 25 words Sue on campus, 4943. 8230. Scott. ■ call 434-1824