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Downloaded with Goodies

by Robert E. Lee, Jnr.

Start Records, jnr., a division of Mom N’ Pop! Jnr. Music Inc., the De Facto Parent Company of the Independent Electronic Entertainment Industry presents, a cyber-harvest of the original lyrics from a song catalogue, to be recorded on-demand, featuring Pop, R&B, Blues, Gospel, Soul, Jazz, Country, Folk, Rock & Roll, Hip-Hop, Rap and Show tunes, twelve popular musical categories, by commissioned and/or volunteer, paid performers for subscribers participating in this commercial creation to finance our American Inner Cities, Neighborhoods of Need Nationwide with an in lieu of forgiving the debt for Sweet Reparation to every head of the household, African-American descendant of slave names like Jackson, Johnson, Jones, Smith, Brown, Lee etc., living in these United States via Bobby’s Lobby, a self-help clearinghouse with stock options to sponsor this rising hue and cry to proffer the victims of slavery from ghetto to ghetto.

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1. Introduction 2

2. Start Records Jnr. 4

3. Racial Overtones 65

4. The Partnership 93

5. Alabama Hammer 116

6. Hollywood Shed 281

7. US 395

8. Discomotion 545

9. Mom N’ Pop 573

10. Gospop! 646

11. Hot N’ Horny 802

12. African-American Song 856

13. Unsolicited Singles 889

14. Nebraska Masque 1218

15. Washington/Baltimore 1246

16. I Inherited Harlem 1289

17. Leander Meander 1317

18. N.C. 1399

19. The Spanish-Black American War 1436 3

20. Homeless 1492

21. Thugs On Drugs 1520

22. Nigger Hill 1605

23.Obesity 1690

24. Stink Look 1718

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Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

1. I See You Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘51 Pau 1-208-687 ‘89 7 2. Satisfyin’ Shame Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘54 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 9 3. What Is Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’57 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 11 4. Hunka Junk Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’61 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 13 5. Fire Fire Fire Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’58 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 15 6. Love Letter Blues Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’58 Aug. 25, 1995 18 7. Blisters and Bunions Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’60 Pau 1-208-687 89 21 8. Love Seat Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘58 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 23 9. Twiddle My Thumbs Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘61 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 26 10. Loaded With Goodies Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘60 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 29 11. That’s What They Put Erasers on Pencils 4 Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘62 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 31 12. If a Dollar Could Holla Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘60 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 33 13. Just A Fool Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘64 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 36 14. The Strangest Change Is Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘64. Pau 1-208-687 ’89 38 15. Joey Was the Last Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘67 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 40

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

16. Big Top Blues Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘73 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 42 17. Remote Control Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘73 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 45 18. I Wanna Get Into Something Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘71 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 46 19. Love Dummy Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘71 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 48 20. I Want the World to Know Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘75 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 50 21.Lost in the Shuffle of Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘75 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 51 22. Greedy Green Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’68 ‘02 53 23. The Naked Truth Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 55 24. Broad Jumpin’ Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 56 25. Anyway the Wind Blows Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘75 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 58 26. Love 50/50 Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 59 27. Mama Bakes Biscuits When Daddy Makes Bread Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 61 28. Johnny Jealousy Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘61 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 63

I See You

I see you I see you I see you And I love you too

I see you I see you I see you All my whole life through

I see you In ev’ry sweet melody Too bad it’s not reality When I see you

I see you My dear And it's so very clear It's almost as if you were here Here with me

I see you Right before me But I know this isn't true Happy the day when you tell me That you share my point of view

I see you Dressed in a gown snow-white And now I step into sight And you hold my hand

I see you With me in a house for two My dreams would all come true If you could see me too (Like I see you)

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Satisfyin’ Shame

Umm golly golly golly Umm golly golly Umm golly golly golly Umm golly golly

The way you rock The way you roll You know you thrill My soul

The way you look When we kiss You know I can't resist

You drivin' me insane And it's a satisfyin' Shame

You close your eyes And call my name You set my heart aflame

I feel your touch I love so much Hot nature is to blame

You drivin' me insane And it's a satisfyin' Shame ______Top______10

Oooh baby baby Oooh baby baby Oooh baby baby

The author of the Book of love Is signing autographs

The people stand around And smile I watch the crowd And laugh

You drivin' me insane And it's a satisfyin' Shame

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What Is Love

What makes my happy Heart sing What makes me feel Like a king

What is love Don’t keep me guessin’ I only know I only know that it’s a Blessin’

Whenever our lips meet The feelin’ leaves me Weak Heaven’s above What is love

Oh if I could search A lifetime Well I wonder wonder Would Would I ever ever find A good reason for the Thrill That makes my heart Stand still

Heaven’s above Somebody tell me Right now What is love

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Hunka Junk

Sometimes I believe Fate was unkind The day that I bought That no account used car Of mine

Well the motor was sad And the brakes were bad The choke was broke And all four wheels Jumped out of line

I bought a hunka junk And it’s got me shook I do believe to my soul That I got took

A crazy horn Was all I got Woe is me I should have left that Hunka junk Back on the lot

Now my hot rod baby Just loves to ride I dig her so Why did she go And hurt my pride

I never thought We’d fight and fuss Until she said She’d rather walk Or take a bus

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Now my girl won’t speak And my car won’t run To think I thought I bought myself A ton of fun

When all day long I sit and mope Well the only thing to do I guess Is chunk ‘em both

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I should have left That hunka junk They could have kept That hunka junk I’m gonna chunk That hunka junk Back on the lot

It gave me a fit It was a piece of sh . .! My motor just quit It was a piece of sh . .! My girlfriend split ‘Cause of my piece of sh . .! I’m gonna junk this piece of sh . . ! Back on the lot

Fire Fire Fire

Fire fire fire Fire fire fire

You start a fire You got me twitchin’ All about No don’t ever put It out

Let it burn Let it catch Baby just like a Match

You start a fire At first it was a Tiny spark But honey when You warm my heart

I sizzle so I’m a flame I’m a red-hot burnin’ Fire

Deep down in my soul Just your slightest Touch My dear And it’s out of Control

Fire fire fire This is no false Alarm Lover when you Turn on your charm

I could melt And that’s no joke I go up in smoke And

Fire fire fire Fire fire fire Fire fire fire

Let it burn Let it catch Baby just like a Match

Cool me baby Cool me baby Cool me baby Cool me baby Cool me baby Cool me baby

I could melt And that’s no joke I go up in smoke And

Fire fire fire Fire fire fire Fire fire fire Fire fire fire

Love Letter Blues

Address the envelope baby Lick the envelope baby Seal the envelope baby Stamp the envelope baby Take the envelope baby Mail the envelope baby Push the envelope baby Stuffed with love tonight

Baby I can read If you can write Be my pen pal lover Put it in black And white

Make that ol’ mailman Bring the good news So I can lose my misery And lonely blues

Write me a love letter Send me a love letter Push the envelope baby I won’t feel Better ‘Til a love letter

Type me a love letter Scribble a love letter Push the envelope baby Stuffed with love tonight

Telegrams and postcards Don’t say enough Long distance phone calls Cost way too much

One Elvis stamp Can guarantee Sweet tender words romantically From you to me

Write me a love letter Send me a love letter Push the envelope baby I won’t feel Better ‘Til a love letter

Fax me a love letter E-mail a love letter

Push the envelope baby Honey why don’t you write me

Lick the envelope baby Girl why don’t you write me

Push the envelope baby Woman why don’t you write. . . moi

Push the envelope baby Stuffed with love tonight

Address the envelope baby Lick the envelope baby Seal the envelope baby Stamp the envelope baby Take the envelope baby Mail the envelope baby Push the envelope baby Stuffed with love tonight

Blisters and Bunions

Blisters and bunions Blisters and bunions

Well a little hard work Won’t hurt you That’s what the old folks say Well I’ve been puttin’ in Sixteen hours All work and no pay

All I get is a blister Mr. Put a bunion on ya And here comes ol’ Peter Pain Rompin’ up and down my back Again

Woe I gotta work to live But all my J.O.B. can give Is a blister Mr. Put a bunion on ya

Mama wants me to go to college Daddy wanted me to study law But I can’t afford the kindergarten Off of that check I draw

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But it’s a labor of love I’ll wear my workin’ gloves Put on my workin’ shoes ‘Cause baby I love you

At night you rub me down In a see-through gown Then I can understand The curse of a workin’ Man

I’m gettin’ old age compensation If I live to be sixty-five Do you think I can make it Do you think I can take it Do you think I can survive Lawd Lawdy my

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Bumps bruises cuts And knots I got blisters and bunions Oh yeah

Love Seat

Come to the love seat I repeat Come closer to me on The sofa ‘Cause me sitting here And you over there Is so square - - - - (Don’t be so square)

Get out of that chair (Out of that chair Get out of that chair)

Now the love seat Was made for two Kinds of people Like me and you So give it a try Come here and you’ll Understand - - - - (You’ll understand)

Move to the divan (To the divan Move to the divan)

The love seat can do You no harm Come on And spend this evening Here in my arms

It just so happens to be (Baby) That any seat’s a love Seat When you’re sitting With me

Don’t be a grouch Let’s move to the Couch

And make our love Love seat I repeat Come closer to me on The sofa We’ll be king and Queen Sitting on top of The world - - - - (The whole wide world) The day you say you’re My girl

Love seat We’re royalty On a throne 26

Love seat So make yourself Right at home

Love seat Any place You sit down

Love seat On the floor Or the ground

Love seat In my lap On my knee

Love seat You can sit Right on me

Love seat I’m a comfortable Man

Love seat On your bed Hand in hand

Twiddle My Thumbs

Twiddle my thumbs Twiddle dee dee Twiddle dee dum Dee dee dum Dee dee dum

I fell in love with you My darling And my love was true You promised you’d leave Me never Now I’m all alone and Blue

Oh what a price I had to pay Just for loving you Any ol’ way

Must I be the lonely one Left to sit home And twiddle my thumbs 28

I always thought love Made you happy Never ever made you cry But you changed that Thought My darling Now I wanna know why

Oh what a price I had to pay Just for loving you Any ol’ way Must I be the lonely One Left to sit home And twiddle my thumbs

Well I’m goin’ out (Goin’ out) With other guys I’m gonna put love’s Sparkle Back in my eyes

I’m gonna laugh (Gonna laugh) Dance and sing I’m gonna have myself A romantic fling

So if you want me baby Come and get me yeah And please don’t hestitate Or you’ll be crying soon ‘Cause I ain’t gonna wait

Then oh what a price You’ll have to pay Just for loving me Any ol’ way And you’ll be the lonely One Left to sit home All alone And twiddle your thumbs

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Loaded With Goodies

His kiss is loaded with goodies (Oh yeah)So saucy sweet His kiss is loaded with goodies (Uh huh) And oh what a treat ‘Cause when he takes me in His arms I feel the magic of his Charms Oh so good

His kiss is loaded with Goodies (Uh huh) Ev’ry time and I know All those little goodies (Uh huh) Are mine all mine And ev’ry night I thank The Lord above For sending my My baby’s love

Ev’ry kiss we make Taste better than Ice cream and cake

You know I crave each Moment More than I like cherry pie How else can I describe Each little thrill I get So I I’ve only got one thing To say

His kiss is loaded with Goodies (Yeah yeah)Ev’ry time And I know All those little goodies (Uh huh) Are mine all mine And ev’ry night I thank The Lord above For sending my My baby’s love

That's What They Put Erasers on Pencils 4

It may sound silly But I know for sure That's what they put erasers On pencils 4

(Did I screw up again)

There's a rumor going 'Round That you're gonna put Me down Baby say it isn't true No I can't be losing you

Honey don't walk out The door Not unless you love him More Run it over in your mind Think it over Take your time And remember

Haste makes waste Uh-oh And anybody can make A mistake

It may sound silly But I know for sure That's what they put Erasers on pencils 4

(Did I screw up again)

Wait just a minute Tell me baby are you Sure We still can be together One kiss can settle the Score I slipped and made an Error A smudgy erasure

It may sound silly But I know for sure That's what they put Erasers on pencils 4

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If A Dollar Could Holla

There’s some that wanna Make it Take it And counterfeiters Often try to fake it

There’s some that wanna Cash it Flash it And stingy people always Try to stash it

There’s some that wanna Spend it Lend it And lucky people gamble They can win it

Some folks wanna touch it Clutch it And ev’rybody wants to Know how much

If a dollar could holla If money could only talk What a poor wide world We’d live in If money could squawk

If a dollar could holla If money could only say Don’t try to beg Don’t try to borrow And no more payday

There’s some who wanna Feel it Steal it Big business people Like to wheel and deal it

Some people wanna Pinch it Clinch it Smooth operators Think that they can Cinch it

Some people wanna buy it Try it And ev’ry miser wants To stack it high

Some people wanna will it Bill it And hit men With a vengeance Kill you for it

If a dollar could holla If long lean green Could only scream We’d have to give each Other credit You know what I mean

If a dollar could holla If only dough could say no We’d beat the high cost Of livin’ And hit a brand-new low

Just A Fool

Fool fool fool Would I be just a fool If I had plenty money Would you love me honey But I ain’t got riches And jewels

I’m just a fool Hoping one-day maybe You’ll Love me baby

Fool fool fool I made all A’s in school Thought I was smart ‘Til you broke my heart Now by ev’ry lover’s Rule

I’m just a fool Hoping one-day maybe You’ll Love this

Fool fool fool So in love with you Blind as a bat And stubborn as a Country mule

Hoping praying Though I hear folks Saying I’m a fool fool Fool - - - -

There’s gotta be Someone cool Who’ll love this Fool

Hoping one-day maybe You’ll Love me baby

The Strangest Change is Love

When a rich man tells his only son Your reckless ways will drive me ill You’re a problem child a plenty Cut you off without a penny Unless you change your ways I’ll change my will

The strangest change Can stop And rearrange a man As I know all about What I’m speaking of The strangest change is love

When a thief gets caught Satisfying The urge to steal You can never catch him buying The chance is slim You’ll make an honest man Of him But go ahead If you don’t mind trying

When a poor man gets his Hands on money It’s the truth though it may Sound funny He makes his old shoes new Makes his black days blue And when I get a hold of you Honey

The strangest change Can stop And rearrange a man As I know all about What I’m speaking of The strangest change is love

The strangest change is love The strangest change is love The strangest change is love The strangest change is love The strangest change is love

Joey Was the Last

Joey was the last Joey was the last Right now

Joey was the last Boy To make me fall in Love

Joey Joey made my Love come down Joey Joey made my Head spin ‘round

Joey was the last Boy To make me fall in Love

Now will you do what Joey did Mess around and Break my heart

When the morning Rolls around Will you try to Put me down

Can you end this Lover’s curse If you do you’ll be The first

Joey was the last Joey was the last And how

Joey was the last Boy To make me fall In love

Big Top Blues

Introduction Ladies and gentlemen . . . . . And children of all ages . . . . . Featuring in the center ring The great Se-duc-tress

Ladies and gentlemen Come one . . . come all To the big top circus See the dangerous dare devil Risk love with one single bound

Step right up folks Get your tickets right here To the Ringling Brothers Big top circus blues

Mr. P. T Barnum Your new freak has arrived Mr. P. T. Barnum Your new freak has arrived Frank Buck’s here And he brought me back alive

The fat lady cried She ain’t got nothin’ to lose The fat lady cried She ain’t got nothin’ to lose Got the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey big top be bop Rag top don’t stop big top circus blues

Since the bearded lady ran off with the Siamese twins Since the bearded lady ran off with the Siamese twins My three ring circus Ain’t been in the nude since then

The lion tamer can’t beat it With a gun and a whip and a chair The lion tamer can’t beat it With a gun and a whip and a chair I been clownin’ around With that high flyin’ guy in the air

When the strong man whimpered It’s heavy as heavy can be When the strong man whimpered It’s heavy as heavy can be Made the midget man holler It makes little difference to me

Mr. P. T. Barnum Your new freak’s in the nude Mr. P. T. Barnum Your new freak’s in the nude Got the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey big top Be bop rag top don’t stop Big top circus blues

Ending

Ladies and gentlemen Come one come all To the big top Circus

See the dangerous Dare devil Risk love with one Single bound

See the enormous Fat lady Do her thing

Step right up folks Get your tickets Right here To the Ringling Brothers 46

Big top circus Blues - - - - Remote control

Remote Control Human heart Robot soul

Mechanical man At your command I rock and roll

Your radar zeros in on me And it seems As though I’m walking talking dining Dancing in a dream Something comes over me I’m on love’s frequency That’s what you do to me With ev’ry feeling

Remote control Electric eyes Big and bold

Remote control Turns on love Hot and cold

I Wanna Get Into Somethin’

I been lookin’ for love So long so long I been lookin’ for love So long ‘Til my days are nights And my nights are days Still love is out of sight

You know I need somebody To turn me on and to brighten Up my love life

‘Cause the road’s been rough Sometimes so tough You couldn’t cut it with A switchblade knife

I wanna get into somethin’ fast ‘Cause I believe that love’s a gas I wanna get into somethin’ quick ‘Cause I believe that love’s my stick I wanna get into somethin’ somethin’ somethin’

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

I wanna get into somethin’ somethin’ nice ‘Cause I believe love’s paradise I wanna get into somethin’ somethin’ good So why don’t you love me like you should I wanna get into somethin’ somethin’ somethin’

I been lookin’ for love So hard so hard I been lookin’ for love so hard Searchin’ here and there Searchin’ ev’rywhere And there you were in my own backyard

So if I don’t make fortune And don’t make fame Well it’s a low down dirty shame And if my star don’t shine Too bright tonight Well it’s only your love to blame

Love Dummy

You know I love you Love dummy And you don’t need No genius high I.Q. Ask your inside information If it’s true Love dummy And you’ll understand

You don’t have to strain Your brilliant brain to see Love dummy I’m thinking of you

Thoughts of ev’rything We use to say and do Love dummy And you know it all

Don’t need no genius I.Q. To realize I love you Like I said Love dummy

Don’t put a strain On your brain You better follow your heart instead Love dummy 50

Don’t need no genius I.Q. To figure out What you mean to me Love dummy

You can be dumb In the head My love is simple as ABC Love dummy

You know I love you Love dummy And you don’t need No genius high I.Q. Love dummy

Let the wisdom of our love Come shining through Love dummy And you’ll understand Love dummy And you’ll know it all Love dummy

And you’ll understand Love dummy And you’ll know it all Love dummy

I Want the World to Know

I want the world to know How much I love you so They got to understand In ev’ry distant land I’m your lover man pretty baby I want the world to know

I want the world to feel My love is real for real On color TV satellite black and white Your love is out of sight And I don’t mean maybe

People of the planet I love my woman so People of the planet I want all y’all to know Honey I love you I’m shoutin’ loud ‘cause I feel so proud To be in love believe me that’s why

I want the world to know I let my feelin’ show I gotta hip the earth To what your love is worth I’ll tell the universe 52

Lost in the Shuffle of Love

My queen of hearts Got lost in the shuffle of love I lost her from the start Playin’ around When the deal went down

In the game of love I was the loser of Like the joker like the joker Lost in the shuffle of love

Lost in the shuffle of love With the queen of hearts Lost in the shuffle of love With the queen of hearts

Lost in the shuffle of love With the queen of hearts Loves like poker loves like poker

Lost in the shuffle of love Lost in the shuffle of love Lost in the shuffle of love Lost in the shuffle of love

She was the queen of hearts And I held on tight to her 53

Winning hand

He was the jack of diamonds The heart breakin’ kind of a gamblin’ man I would’ve bet my life But she cheated me and he pulled a knife Like a joker like a joker Lost in the shuffle of love

Lost in the shuffle of love Lost in the shuffle of love Lost in the shuffle of love Lost in the shuffle of love

Greedy Green

I’m goin’ to the people’s poorhouse blue I’m broke and broken-hearted too over you I’m headed for the people’s poorhouse plaid Thinkin’ ‘bout the mellow yellow gold I had

People it seems Get greedy for green Don’t let greedy green Ruin your color scheme

I use to see green all the time ‘Til I met you and blew my mind Of dollar signs Your brown eyes gave me Just one wink and I thought Our love was in the pink But now I think

People it seems Get greedy for green Don’t let greedy green Ruin your color scheme

I’m goin’ to the people’s poorhouse red A bloody bandage wrapped around My achin’ head I tried to get my money back But the police made My future black

People it seems Get greedy for green Don’t let greedy green Ruin your color scheme

The Naked Truth

Just tell me the naked truth Do you want my kind of love tonight Face to face in the haze of The midnight shadows Let me know if your love’s comin’ Down all right Just tell me the naked truth tonight

Tell me the naked truth Strip aside your foolish pride Tell me the naked truth Don’t try to cover up with lies Oow baby me and you baby We know what to do baby My baby Shy baby look me in the Eye baby Please baby It’s easy baby Let me show you how baby

Just tell me the naked truth When the day is shinin’ In the window We’ll pull the blinds and cuddle Under the covers And we’ll be under cover lovin’ lovers 57

Just tell me the naked truth Tonight ‘til the mornin’ Broad Jumpin’

Broad jumpin’ after you down A dusty country road I’m jumpin’ somethin’ baby I’m barefootin’ on my toes

Broad jumpin’ after you on a Foreign boulevard Until I jumped into your Front yard baby Comin’ down on you hard

I jumped sky high I fell down shy A little bit short of your love I’m on my mark to make my move But my competition’s tough I’ve got to win your lovin’ cup For first place in your heart I’ll take the time to make you mine I loved you from the start

Broad jumpin’ Broad jumpin’ Broad jumpin’ Broad jumpin’

Broad jumpin’ after you On a crowded avenue I’m broad jumpin’ baby Gotta get the jump on you

Broad jumpin’ after you On a busy city street I’m off and I’m runnin’ Because you can’t be beat

Anyway the Wind Blows

I wanna go with you Anyway the wind blows Anywhere you go

I wanna make you mine Anywhere the sun shines You can choose the place and time

Anyway the wind blows Hot warm cool or snow cold Ev’rybody in love knows it’s true

My love will shelter you Anyway the wind blows Soothe your soul Anywhere the sun shines Warm your heart Anywhere it’s snow cold All because I love you so ......

Love 50/50

We use to love 50/50 But now we’re down to 33 1/3 We use to love 50/50 But now we’re down to 33 1/3 Is just a fraction of your action All you figure I deserve

Love 50/50 adds 100% soul love Love 50/50 adds 100% soul love Love minus love and thrills Got thrifty Thrills I can’t get enough of

2 plus 2 is 4 4 plus 4 is 8 8 plus 8 is 16 Two 16’s are 32 Love is 50/50 From Spain to Mississippi Love is 50/50

We use to love 50/50 But now we’re down to 33 1/3 We use to love 50/50 But now we’re down to 33 1/3 Keep it equally divided And don’t subtract 61

Yourself from me

2 plus 2 is 4 4 plus 4 is 8 8 plus 8 is 16 Two 16’s are 32 Love is 50/50 From Spain to Mississippi Love is 50/50

Mama Bakes Biscuits When Daddy Makes Bread

Mama bakes biscuits When daddy makes bread By this simple recipe The family’s fed

He ain’t got no dough so I know what’s the matter He ain’t got no rollin’ Dough She can’t make the batter

Mama bakes biscuits Puts soul in her rolls Fruity pies and sweetie Cakes She turns her lovin’ oven On for you

Mama bakes biscuits When daddy makes bread Mama bakes biscuits When daddy makes bread

Aunt Jemima makes pancakes When Uncle Ben makes gravy He gets fed breakfast in bed When he feels lazy

Mama bakes biscuits Puts soul in her rolls Fruity pies and sweetie cakes She turns her lovin’ oven On for you

Mama bakes biscuits When daddy makes bread Mama bakes biscuits When daddy makes bread

So give us Lord Our daily bread By mama’s hands We all are fed

Johnny Jealousy

Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Jealousy

Johnny jealousy Can make you weep Make you moan Moan moan Unless your troubled Heart Is made of stone You know that I’m still Yours alone

He’s not the boy Oh don’t you know You’re still my pride and joy He only held me while We danced So Johnny don’t hurt our Romance Our sweet romance

How could your heart Forget me When heaven knows You could get me (I’m yours alone) I’ll stand by your side Yes love don’t hide And swallow your foolish pride

Johnny jealousy Can make you weep Make you moan Moan moan Unless your troubled heart Is made of stone You know that I’m still Yours alone

Racial Overtones

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

1. Blackballed Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘87 Pau 1-208-687 ’87 67 2. You Just Wanna Kill the Ravens. . . ‘Cause They Black Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘90 Pau 1-494-693 ’91 69 3. Timid Emmet Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘75 Pau 1-208-687 ’87 73 4. Caucasian Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’87 77 5. Counterfeit Complexion Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’87 79 6. Climbing Out the Woodpile Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’87 82 7. Tar and Feathers Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-208-687 ’87 84 8. Atta Boy Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 ‘02 85 9. Tennessee D. O. A. Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘87 Pau 1-208-687 ’87 87 10. Unidentified Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-494-693 ’91 90

Blackballed

He said you’ll never work In the music business On old B-Way Night or day

He said you’ll never work In the music business For Hollywood Stay in the hood

He said you’ll never work In the music business Don’t try Nashville You’ll get killed

He said you’ll never work In the music business again So any town you sing around Won’t play your sound

I’ve been blackballed I’ve been blacklisted too He called me crazy Because my skin’s a darker Hue

I’ve been blackballed Where Negroes don’t talk Back I’m banned forever Because I happen to be Black

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Not D.C. New York Chicago Nor Philadelphia Detroit Or Muscle Shoals Nashville L.A. and London Town

I’ve been blackballed All over musicland The world of music Is in an angry white Man’s hand

I’ve been blackballed A credit to my race For saying no man To the man In his red angry face

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You Just Wanna Kill the Ravens. . . ‘Cause They Black

You’re such a silly goose To think there is no use In lovin’ me the way I love you

I’m not a bird of prey So why’d you fly away With your heart To somebody new

You just wanna kill The Ravens ‘Cause they black And they don’t crave mock Desert tortoise soup To snack

They eat turtles In the shell Peck and claw ‘em What the hell Now environmentalist Are scared

You say ravens are an Enemy of man And desert tortoises Extinction You won’t stand

So the state of California Came up with a Master Plan - - - To shoot and poison Craven ravens When they can

The Swallows and The Cardinals The Orioles and the Crows The Penquins and Flamingos Lord ev’rybody knows You’d exterminate The blackest American Vocal groups

The Falcons and the Robins The Larks and the Wrens The Dixie Hummingbirds The Swan Silvertones The Nightingales And the Edwin Hawkins Singers 72

Let’s regroup again Regroup and then We’ll get the old act Together To sing and serenade

Regroup again Harmonize and blend The doo-wop bird Is flyin’ high Up in the sky Regroupin’ men And women

You just wanna kill The Ravens ‘Cause they black And you don’t think Their style is ever comin’ back

Today you don’t play their Music On the radio You never heard the birds Of Edgar Allan Poe

Jimmy Ricks would make Your spine chill and shiver With his boomin’ bass Voice croonin’ “Old Man River”

Deep and low He sang the lead His ego grew He had a need To leave the quartet Sound And sing alone

The Clovers and the 5 Keys The Dominoes and Moonglows The Spaniels and the Dells Great groups I love so well Got shot down because They were Negroes talented heroes

The Inkspots and Mills Brothers The Delta Rhythm Boys The 5 Royales Platters & O’jays The Four Tops and Temptations The Coasters and the Drifters With or without Clyde McPhatter ____Chorus_____ 74

Timid Emmet

Timid Emmet Woe - - - - - Timid Emmet Woe - - - - -

Timid Emmet Was a fourteen year old Black boy From Chicago

On school vacation time That evil summer day In Money Mississippi

They said son Don’t sass no white folks Just say yes sir No sir Yes mam But he was bedamned

He said up north I go with white girls Up north I live in The white man’s world

He said I got plenty White girlfriends They’re pretty And I kiss ‘em His friends said Prove it!

Go into the country Store And talk that talk You talk up north to her

She was white And quite good lookin’ Timid Emmet’s nerves Were cookin’ So he whistled . . .

Southern red neck Racist lady Told the Klan That Timid Emmet Was a man

Timid Emmet beat so bad Bound in barbed wire People sad All he ever ever had Down south was trouble

He was just a cocky lad Trying to impress Start a fad When the Klan heard They got mad Mad as a lynch mob

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Timid Emmet Timid Emmet Timid Emmet

Timid Emmet Timid Emmet Timid Emmet ------

They abducted Timid Emmet They intimidated Timid Emmet Tormented Tortured Timid Emmet They castrated Emmet Till

They mutilated Timid Emmet Devastated Timid Emmet Because they hated Timid Emmet They shot and murdered Emmet Till

Timid Emmet Woe - - - - - Timid Emmet Woe - - - - -

Caucasian Caucasian Let my people go Caucasian Don’t hold us back No more

Caucasian You puttin’ us in a trick Caucasian You got my people mixed

If a man is white Well it’s all right If a man be brown Stick around

If a man is yellow He’s a mellow fellow If a man is red He’s better off dead

But if a man is black He better git on back

Caucasian You own ev’rything Caucasian You drivin’ me insane Caucasian 79

Race is in the mind Caucasian You should be Colorblind

Your hair is blond You have more fun Your lips are thin You always win You ain’t got no color To your skin

Your nose is Roman Your eyes are blue Jesus and Hitler Look just like you

Caucasian Black is beautiful Caucasian A bigot is full of Bull

Caucasian Let my people live Caucasian We got so much to give

If a man is white If a man is brown If a man is yellow If a man is red 80

If a man is black Counterfeit Complexion

I know that counterfeit Complexion Can create the wrong Conception in the mind

I know that counterfeit Complexion Can confuse without exception Ev’ry time

I know that counterfeit Complexion Can ‘cause deception Unless you’re colorblind

Counterfeit complexion People passin’ black and White Counterfeit complexion Are they wrong or are They right

Counterfeit complexion Hides true colors out of Sight Counterfeit complexion Passin’ like ships in The night

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Counterfeit complexion Singin’ on the radio Soundin’ black and Beautiful I swear I did not know

When I went to see them In person then I saw White people actin’ Colored Ought to be against The law

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My woman was cryin’ On the telephone So I rushed in the room To protect her

I heard a voice uptight It sounded white Just like a bill collector

But a phony fake copycat Imitation Was on the other end

It was my woman’s lover A slick soul brother And I got fooled again

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Counterfeit complexion Is when white women Wear their hair In the latest fashion As black women are Wearin’ theirs

Counterfeit complexion Is a white man with a Tan And a light-skinned Black man Who joins the Ku Klux Klan

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Climbin’ Out the Woodpile

What’s this nigger’s Natural habitat From Africa to Jupiter And anywhere it’s at

What’s this nigger’s Sexual appetite Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Mornin’ noon and Ev’ry night

We climbin’ out the Woodpile chile We climbin’ out the Woodpile With a smile We climbin’ out the Woodpile Individual style Single file

What’s this nigger’s Political point of view Democrat Republican Which either one will do

What’s this nigger’s Token salary We get five ten fifteen Twenty Give or take a pretty Little penny

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What’s this nigger’s Religious philosophy There is a God There ain’t no God Believe in what you see

What’s this nigger’s Contribution plus We never tear We never wear Bend nor break or bust

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Tar and Feathers

They talkin’ black tar They talkin’ white feathers Just because we stick together They talkin’ black tar They talkin’ white feathers on me

They talkin’ ‘bout runnin’ Me out of town on a rail They talkin’ ‘bout tieing tieing Tin cans on my tail They talkin’ black tar They talkin’ white feathers And jail

Somewhere it’s surely written All who love are blind Some say love’s forbidden Across that color line

They say it’s wrong And never will be right They say it’s different As the day and night They talkin’ black tar They talkin’ white feathers Uptight

Atta Boy

She said atta boy Feels so good Atta brown-skinned Lover boy in Hollywood

Atta boy Feels so fine You send Race relations Up and down my spine

She said atta boy Just for the thrill You can make me come And go again at will

She said atta boy It’s a sin and shame Then she cried Lawdy Lawdy And cursed God’s name In vain

Then she wrapped her Legs around me So tight

She wrapped her legs Around me All night

When she wrapped her Legs around me Lily white

This is what She said to me Heavy breathing

Atta boy Feels so nice That I thought We took a trip To paradise

She said Atta boy I’m your girl I must confess That you’re the best Man in the world

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Tennessee DOA

Marchin’ back down In Georgia To Atlanta, G-A

Martin’s holy ghost Is hauntin’ Forsyth County today

Good people on the planet Still hear King pray For the racist and the Bigots All across the U.S.A.

Lorraine Motel (Lorraine Motel) Where Dr. King got Killed (Where Dr. King got Killed)

On that hateful April Day When he fell Assassinated Lord he was hated

By the Ku Klux Klan Because he was a Black man Sent from heaven Just like Jesus

He was slain By his brother As Cain did Abel

Marchin’ back down In Georgia Goin’ way down south To the home of segregation Olive branch in my mouth

Gonna meet ev’rybody At Ebenezer Church House Gonna fight for Civil Rights Be a man not a mouse

‘Cause the dream ain’t Dead Tennessee DOA It ain’t dead like Old James Earl Ray

Martin didn’t die In vain Amen His spirit’s risin’ Again and again And again

No the dream ain’t Dead Tennessee DOA In the grave And moldin’ in decay As long as The drum major’s dreamers Keep on leadin’ the way For Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King - - - - He ain’t a Tennesee DOA Thing

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Unidentified

Ev’ry time I call Your number I’m scared you Might be home

When I dream of You in slumber I still remain Unknown

I’m the world’s Greatest lover When I’m all alone But ev’ry time I see You I put a disguise On

Unidentified I hide inside All my love In silhouette

Love anonymous A phantom lust Your shy hero Incognito Your secret pal Invisible From foolish pride Unidentified

I wish that my silence was Golden I’d be rich in love With you

But I’m bashful as a school Boy Embarrassed black And blue

Think tall dark Handsome stranger Mystery man In hot pursuit

You’d never guess My I.D. I’m your forbidden Fruit

Unidentified I play it cool Unidentified Nobody’s fool Unidentified Life would be so Cruel If my love’s denied Unidentified

THE PARTNERSHIP

The Partnership

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

1. New York, New York (Blues) H & L Music ’66 Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Milt Matthews ’66 95 2. When I Come Back to Old Broadway H & L Music ’66 Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Milt Matthews ‘67 98 3. Born Again Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr Milt Matthews ’68 100 Otis Blackwell 4. Saloon Mom N’ Pop Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Milt Matthews ’68 Pau 1-208-687 ‘89 102 5. I Wish I Was the One You Love H & L Music ’66 Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Milt Matthews ’65 105 6. Do You Suppose-A That Rosa Will Stay H & L Music ’66 Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Milt Matthews ’67 107 7. The Buried Treasure of Your Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E; Lee, Jnr. Milt Matthews ’68 108 8. Bending Over Backwards H & L Music ’66 Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’67 110 9. You Make Spring Last All Year H & L Music ’66 Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’64 112 10. Peace and Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Milt Matthews ’68 Pau 1-687-604‘92 113 11. Nowhere H & L Music ’67 Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’64 115

New York, New York (Blues)

New York New York They call it New York New York It ain’t small it’s New York New York I’m gonna take a walk To old New York

New York New York The greatest New York New York City and state is New York New York Oh well I’ve heard big talk About old New York

Do they really have Big tall buildings there Man yeah New York New York

Are the girls really pretty In that old city Man yeah New York New York

New York New York Ground zero New York New York My hero New York New York

I’m gonna take a walk Because I heard big Talk

They say it’s oh so nice They had to name it Twice New York New York

Do they really have big Tall buildings there Can you ice skate all Day in the square

Are the lights so bright On old B-Way That you can’t tell night From day They say

New York New York Watch it like a hawk New York New York Tourist gape and gawk New York New York The world’s tuning fork New York New York New Yorkers pop my cork In New York New York

When I Come Back to Old Broadway

They got to make the Street much longer And turn the bright Lights on stronger When I come back to Old Broadway

So ev’rybody get a move On Come downtown and See me perform When I come back to Old Broadway

I’ll have my name in Lights I’ve waited all my life I’m gonna hit the heights

Got to make it Got to take it It’s in my blood There’s no mistaking it That’s why

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They gotta make the Towers steeper And paint all my statues Sepia

When I come back to Old Broadway When I come back to Old Broadway

101

Born Again

Born again To live my life Over Born again To spend it in clover Thanks to you I’m reborn again

I’m alive once more Now that you’re near Me Just like before I’m happy and carefree It’s wonderful To be Born again

I feel my love life Is beginning My old world Is a bright shiny New Skies are blue Since you said you Loved me too

102

Born again A new day is dawning Born again Oh what a morning Thanks to you I’m reborn again

Love renaissance Romance is new Born again Skies are blue My favorite hue Born again Because it’s true You love me too I’m born again

103

Saloon

Saloon Saloon Barroom ballin’ in the Face of ruin

Saloon Saloon Drinkin’ thinkin’ Don’t know what I’m doin’

Well I done my woman Wrong I stayed out all night Long

Saloon Saloon You’ll break my home up Soon

Saloon Saloon Ease my pain and misery

Saloon Saloon Show me the man That I use to be

You’ve got mirrors on the 104

Wall But I can’t see myself For alcohol

Saloon Saloon Just alcohol and gloom

I never should’ve rambled I never should’ve roamed I should’ve brought my Paycheck Straight on home

A troubled man’s a worried Man When nobody understands

He drinks and thinks The bottle can That’s how it all began

Saloon Saloon Sawdust floors And swingin’ doors

Saloon Saloon Winos drunks barflies and Whores

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I can’t drive or walk a Line Blow up a cop’s balloon Or pay the fine

Saloon Saloon This jail cell’s like a Tomb

Saloon Saloon Saloon Saloon

Drinkin’ thinkin’ ‘bout My baby Down in a saloon

Saloon Saloon Saloon Saloon

I Wish I Was the One You Love

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I wish I was The one you love I wish I was The one you love

I wish I was your Conscience Then I could be your Guide

I wish I was your Foolish pride Then I would step Aside

I wish I was your Memory ‘Cause I’d remind You of

All those things We said and did But most of all Our love

I wish I was The one you love 107

I wish I was The one you love

I can’t stop now You’re in my blood I wish I was The one you love

Do You Suppose-A That Rosa Will Stay

108

Do you suppose-a that Rosa will stay Do you suppose-a she’ll stay on Broadway She caught a bus from Arkansas not too long ago She didn’t tell her ma and pa and they all worried so And they all worried so

Do you suppose-a that Rosa will last Do you suppose-a that she’ll make it fast Well the lightman likes her ankles Hey now the propman likes her eyes The cameraman likes the way she walks And the band just sits and sighs (The band just sits and sighs)

Do you suppose-a that Rosa will see One reason to come back to me

She wants to be a big time star And all that kind of jazz She thinks she’s got just what it takes But I wonder if she has (But I wonder if she has) Do you suppose-a that Rosa will stay Will she be a winner Has she got it in her Do you suppose-a that Rosa will stay Do you suppose-a she’ll stay on B-Way

109

The Buried Treasure of Your love

Some men dig deep for gold But they never quite find it Some say it’s in the soul And there ain’t nothing can out shine it Silver and gold so I’ve been told Unearthed in a mine Or an old glory hole

I’ve got to find the buried treasure Got to find the buried treasure I’ve got to find the buried treasure Of your love Sweet love Oh my love

Your love’s the gold I’m mining And I’m prospecting I’m gonna find it Your smile’s my silver lining And in your bright eyes True love is shining

I search in your heart I search in your soul Your love is a precious thing To behold

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I’ve got to find the buried treasure Got to find the buried treasure I’ve got to find the buried treasure Of your love Sweet love Oh my love

I’ve got to find the hidden meaning In your eyes tonight I’ve got to dig much deeper and deeper Finders’ keepers and losers weepers

When I hit pay dirt baby I’m gonna claim you And then I’ll cash in Some fool left you abandoned You’re worth more riches Than gold ore’s ever been

Here in my arms I’m assaying your charms Trespassing alarms Won’t do me no harm

I’ve got to find the buried treasure Got to find the buried treasure I’ve got to find the buried treasure Of your love Sweet love Oh my love

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Bending Over Backwards

Once I bended over backwards To love another Now I lean to you Down on my knees to you I’m bending over backwards to you

Once you were green With jealousy ‘Cause I kissed her too Now it’s me that’s blue And my blues are turning Gray The longer you stay away

I said a prayer And made a wish to heaven I crossed my fingers And I knocked on wood For a miracle To suddenly happen But as fate would have it All this did no good

112

So I’m bending over backwards To prove I love you And my love is true Do anything you ask me Too I’m bending over backwards to you I’m bending over backwards to you

113

You Make Spring Last All Year

Though winter is here Whenever you’re near I think about sunshine May time ‘Cause you’re mine You make spring last All year

Though icy winds blow I can’t see the snow Whenever you kiss me You make my world be Springtime all year

From late November To December I keep this point of view

I don’t worry ‘bout The weather Long as I’ve got you

When I’m in life’s storm This cold world’s no harm By thinking we’re Closer and closer and closer Your love keeps me warm

Peace And Love

114

Do do do do Do do do do do do Peace and love

Peace and love We don’t know too Much about it

Peace and love We know we can’t live Without it

Peace and love Lord why does ev’rybody doubt it And shed red blood People talkin’ ‘bout Peace and love

People walk walk walk About peace and love They carry signs all The time For peace and love

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People squawk squawk Squawk About peace and love They tuning in And tuning out For peace and love

People love your enemies People sure miss the Kennedys Peace and love is the Real thing

Remember Dr. Rev. Martin Luther King Said what we need For ev’ry human being

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Nowhere

I’m going nowhere And nowhere isn’t even On the map

But I’m gonna get there ‘Cause only the lonely know Where it’s at

‘Til you tell me that you Love me I’m on a train with no Track

‘Til you place no one Above me I ain’t coming back

I’m going nowhere Suspended in time

I’m going nowhere Without you And I ain’t about to Go nowhere without you Baby Unless it’s out of my mind

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Alabama Hammer

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Alabama Hammer

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1. I Love You Just the Way You Are Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr.Milt Matthews ‘67 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 122 2. Soul Black Polar bear Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 124 3. Homemade Exotic Food Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 126 4. One Earring Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘61 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 127 5. There Ain’t No Santa Claus At All Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 129 6. So That’s the Way Your Love Is Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 131 7. Blue Black Baritone (Female Version in US) Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 133 8. Sic ‘Em Butch Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 135 9. The Janitor is Somewhere Drinking Wine Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 137 10. Letter From My Baby Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘61 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 139 11. Unlisted Number Nobody Knows Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 141 12. It’s Plain As Day Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 143 13. Don’t Look In A Book Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘64 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 145 14. Ten Billion Light Years Away Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘61 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 147 15. Body Painter (By and Large) Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 149 16. The Forgiver Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. & Milt Matthews‘67 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 151

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17. We’re Gonna Have a Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 152 18. In This Heart of Mine Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 154 19. You’re a Walking Advertisement Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 156 20. Much Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘61 ‘02 158 21. Echo Echo Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 160 22. Fire-Eater From Fire Island Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 162 23. Secret Pockets Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 164 24. You’re Just Putting Me On Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘59 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 166 25. Ms. Understood Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 168 26. Her Hair Is Big Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 169 27. Animal Vegetable or Mineral Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘62 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 171 28. The Nerve to Fight and the Will to Win Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 173 29. Don’t Forget to Brush Your Teeth Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 175 30. Good Lovin’ You Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 177 31. Temper Temper (Don’t Get Mad) Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee,Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 179 Milt Matthews 32. Gingerbread Man Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 181 33. Bloodhounds On My Trail Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 183 34. It’s Too Soon Cocoon Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 185

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35. Doomed From the Gitgo Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘61 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 187 36. Viet Cong Pajamas Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 189 37. Green Magic Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 192 38. Am I In Your Area Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 194 39. Transportation Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 197 40. Underground Bubble Gum Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 199 41. Funny Funeral Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 201 42. A Lover’s Spankin’ Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘70 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 203 43. Henry Jane Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 206 44. Dressed Up Dinosaurs Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 208 45. Keeping Up With Dow Jones’s Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 210 46. When Wonderlust Comes Over Us Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 212 47. Soul Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 214 48. Silly Questions Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘61 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 216 49. Alabama Hammer Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘70 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 218 50. Sunshine and Rain Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 219 51. Touch Dancin’ in the Bathtub Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘67 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 220 52. A Wink and A Grin Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘53 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 222

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53. Too Fine Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr.&Milt Matthews‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 224 54. You Got the Right School . . . But the Wrong Student Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee&Jnr.Milt Matthews ‘67 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 227 55. No Sooner Said Than Done Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘63 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 229 56. I’ll Stop Loving You Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr.&Milt Matthews‘67 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 231 57. Let Me In I Hear Laughter Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr.& Milt Matthews‘67 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 233 58. Money Is Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘61 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 235 59. Blackout Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 237 60. Yucca Mucca Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘70 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 239 61. Shorty Long Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 241 62. Will San Francisco Windup in L. A. Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 244 63. Hollywood Rain Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘70 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 249 64. Shot Gunner Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘57 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 251 65. Attitude Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘64 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 253 66. Hungry Blues Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’61 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 255 67. Gee Puddin’ You Shouldn’t Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘59 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 257 68. The Rooster’s Red Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘70 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 259 69. Sunbaby Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 261

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70. But For the Love of My Woman Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘66 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 263 71. Somebody’s Beating My Time Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘58 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 265 72. Little Success Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘60 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 268 73. Uptight Trolly Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 270 74. The Old Slave Driver Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 273 75. Strictly For The Birds Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 275 76. Nothing Comes to a Sleeper . . . But A Dream Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘63 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 277 Edward Hackney 77. Yes Yesterday . . . And No Tomorrow Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘65 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 279 78. Frozen Heart Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘70 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 280

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I Love You Just the Way You Are

I love you just the way You are I love you I love you

I love you You’re my guiding star I love you I love you so

I need you morning Noon and night I need you I need you

Don’t ever change ‘Cause you’re just right I need you I need you so

Baby I can’t find one Thing wrong Honey we’ve got a love So strong

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Darling I know My whole life long Will be like a Beautiful song Will be like a Beautiful song

I want you more than Money girl I want you I want you

You make the sunshine In my world I want you I want you so

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I love you just the Way you are I love you just the Way you are

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Soul Black Polar Bear

Soul black polar bear Still ain’t got his fare To get to Africa and so He’s stranded On an iceberg In the ocean And he’s sitting in Despair Soul black polar bear

Soul black polar bear Do you think or care To be out here Standing still Against your will

Just because you show Black in contrast to Snow Before more harm is Done You’ve got to find your Place back in the sun

Then one day the N.A.A.C.P. Black and white penquins came All dressed up in their Sunday best

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They wanted to play Another brother game They said what a shame They said don’t leave us ‘Cause it would grieve Us If you should go back To Africa

Soul black polar bear Please don’t go nowhere Just because you’re Black Some white bears don’t Know how to act

The wise old walrus May Get the seals to say We’ll all grow old and Gray anyway some- Day

So won’t you stay Please stay Soul black polar bear

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Homemade Exotic Food

Help yourself to my Homemade exotic food If you’re in the mood Say yes indeedy to me

Help yourself to my Homemade exotic food One taste and you’d Get down right Greedy with me Come on now

Help yourself to my love Help yourself to my kiss Help yourself to my hug Help yourself to it all I got your favorite dish Bring your big appetite

My refrigerator’s bare And my stove ain’t been repaired But if you’re love starved For second helpings honey

When you’re craving something nice Twice as nice as Chinese rice Instead of counting Calories and spending money ______Top______128

One Earring

Just one earring Just one earring Just one earring Just one earring

Mama said I’d lose my head If it wasn’t glued on me tight But I lost one earring instead Last night

So say I loved and lost Just one earring Say all the evening cost Was one earring Say nothing else was missing Boy when we were kissing But one earring

Earrings I’ve so many of Just like losing a hat or a glove But I’d just die If I ever lost your love

So say I loved and lost Just one earring Say all the evening cost Was one earring Say nothing else was missing Boy when we were kissing But one earring 129

‘Cause one earring Ain’t no big thing I can always get another

‘Cause one earring Ain’t that lovin’ feeling But if I ever lost you lover I would die

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There Ain’t No Santa Claus at All

There ain’t no Santa Claus At all If I don’t get you baby There ain’t no Santa Claus Because He’s just a game kids play

There ain’t no Santa Claus At all Though I’m sending him A letter There ain’t no Santa Claus Because He’s just a holiday

But when I wake up On Xmas morning I’d truly like to see Your beautiful gift Wrapped body

Under my Xmas Under my Xmas Under my Xmas tree

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There ain’t no Santa Claus At all For blue and lonely big Boys There ain’t no Santa Claus Because You’re not in his sleigh

Baby I want you Xmas day Darlin’ Don’t toy with me Don’t play Honey If you don’t come I’ll say Sugar There ain’t no Santa Claus At all

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So That’s the Way Your Love Is

So that’s the way your love is I didn’t think it was straight But now I declare It’s on the square

So that’s the way your love is I thought it was small But love grew tall When you gave me your all

So that’s the way your love is Well if it’s a fact I know where it’s at When blue is blushing red Instead

If that’s the way your love is Then strictly between us We’re closer than Venus and Mars In the stars

If that’s the way your love is The coast is clear With no earthly Heartache to fear

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So that’s the way your love is So that’s the way your love is So that’s the way your love is So that’s the way your love is

So that’s the way your love is I thought it was tease But it was please All nightlong

So that’s the way your love is I figured you shy I figured you’d cry But your love’s very strong

So that’s the way your kiss is Burning with fire The flames raging higher Than an inferno Of desire

So that’s the way your love is And the biggest surprise Was to see me In your eyes

So that’s the way your love is So that’s the way your love is So that’s the way your love is So that’s the way your love is 134

Blue Black Baritone (Male Version)

She was the high note of my love life Now like a saxophone how I moan All because I couldn’t sing her right She chose a red-hot golden slide trombone

I’m a blue-black baritone Because my beautiful arrangements gone She was my music My sweet love song I’m black forever But I’ll be blue ‘til she Comes back home to me

Sweet violins and happy drums An angel choir would softly hum When my soul song returns on key Then I can croon a brighter melody I’m a blue-black baritone Because my beautiful arrangements gone

She was my music My sweet love song I’m black forever But I’ll be blue ‘til she Comes back home to me

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Blue-black baritone My beautiful arrangements gone She chose a red-hot golden slide trombone And I sing a sadder slow song Alone

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Sic ‘Em Butch

You say your brown dog Butch won't bite When I come calling late tonight You say your pussycat won't scratch When I unhook your latch

You say your pet parrot won't squawk In the morning when I walk Out of your world back into mine But something tells me that you're lying

Without a warning You'll say sic 'em Butch Go on and eat 'em up And sic loves fuzzy dog on me If puppy love comes easily To a stranger I'm in danger

Tomorrow you'll say Sic 'em Butch Go on and eat 'em up And just like a hound dog Loves a bone Loves fuzzy dog won't Leave me alone Down in my doghouse

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You say your brown dog Butch won't bark But I hear it growling in the dark You say your pussycat is tame I see a tiger just the same

Your bird gives me the eagle eye She wants to flap her wings and fly I know I can't escape from you 'Cause I know what you're gonna do

Sic ‘em Butch go on and eat ‘em up Sic ‘em Butch go on and eat ‘em up Sic ‘em Butch go on and eat ‘em up Sic ‘em Butch go on and eat ‘em up

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The Janitor is Somewhere Drinking Wine

The janitor is somewhere drinking wine The janitor is somewhere drinking wine To ask the time of day’s a waste of time And the janitor is somewhere drinking wine

Woman where is your man Don’t he understand His work is piling up Lord it’s getting out of hand

He can work for me rent free But I want him to do his share Tell him I came by to see If he’d fix my easy chair

The landlord’s busy Counting dollar signs And the janitor is somewhere Drinkin’ wine The janitor is somewhere drinkin’ wine The janitor is somewhere drinkin’ wine

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Woman why do you weep Is your man asleep He promised he would Wash the windows Scrub the floors and sweep Wax the halls and paint the doors Burn the trash And dump the ash Cut the grass Unstop the drain And the roof leaks When it rains

A better job today is hard to find And the janitor is somewhere drinkin’ wine And the janitor is somewhere drinkin’ wine And the janitor is somewhere drinkin’ wine And the janitor is somewhere drinkin’ wine

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Letter From My Baby

I got a letter from my baby And it’s ‘bout to drive me Crazy We’re drifting apart And it’s ‘bout to break my Heart

She says she loves me And she’s still mine But I can read between The lines She ain’t comin’ back No more ‘Cause one thing I know For sure She’s lying And now she’s got me Crying

I got a letter from my Baby Such bad news deep down Inside

I got a letter from my Baby Such sad news it made The mailman cry - - - -

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I got a letter from my Baby Baby’s found somebody New And I never dreamed That we would have to Part - - - -

Lord ‘til I got a letter From my baby And it’s ‘bout to break my Heart

I got a letter from my Baby Such sad news deep down Inside

I got a letter from my Baby People it made the Mailman cry

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Unlisted Number Nobody Knows

Unlisted number Nobody knows Remains a mystery But it rings a bell With me secretly

Forgotten address Over a door I’ll never enter again But I’ll remember Now and then The moment when

We loved in an ivory Tower Until my soul Was spent and gone

All the passion that passed Between us Could power a million Private hotline Telephones

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Unlisted number Nobody knows Stays busy all the time It’s off the hook Or on the line So operator never Mind

But thanks a lot for Trying Guess I shouldn’t call At all And now there’s no Denying Looks like my party Was lying

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It’s Plain As Day

In every way It’s plain as day

It’s plain as day There’ll be no blue skies While you’re away

It’s plain as day It’s gonna stay all cloudy And gray

But when we were one How the sun use to look Like a big red balloon

Now high in the sky How each cloud seems to Cry Every morning ‘til late Afternoon

It’s plain as day While you’re away I’ll worry ‘bout you

And if you don’t come back Well it’s a fact

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I’m gonna be blue In every way It’s plain as day

A rainbow of leaves Use to float from the Trees In the fall of the year

But now all I see Is this bleak scenery Old man winter is near

It’s plain as day While you’re away I’ll worry ‘bout you

And if you don’t come back Well it’s a fact I’m gonna be blue

In every way It’s plain as day

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Don’t Look In A Book

You don’t have to look In a book You will never find it

And if you search All the earth I hope you find that I’m It

‘Cause I know something About it I can tell you without it You’d be lost ‘Cause it would cost A lifetime of searching And researching

So don’t look in a book To find love You can’t read it

Don’t go and search All the earth Love’s right here If you need it

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Love is nothing Going cover to cover Love is something Between lover and lover Love is nowhere searching Place to place

Here is love Can’t you see it Beaming In my face

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Ten Billion Light Years Away

Oh won’t you stay Please stay Won’t you stay Don’t you go away

You said our love was Here to stay You made a promise Come what may So don’t take love Ten billion light years Away

Oh don’t you go Don’t go ‘Cause heaven knows How much I’ll miss you so

If you decide to take This trip Might as well board A rocket ship And take love Ten billion light years Away

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I’d like to know Oh where just where Did our love go Was it lost in time And space Oh what a cruel bit If we should cool it

So don’t you leave Don’t leave I beg you please Down on my bended knees If you should say that Last good-bye Deep down I’m gonna cry A river of salty tears If you take our love dear Ten billion light years Away

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Body Painter (By and Large)

Woman let me paint Your body I’m a body painter baby By and large By and large And there’s no charge

Just step into my studio And you can let your Hang-ups go Let ‘em go Let ‘em go And don’t say no

There are colors that I know Shapes and shades Of afterglow I’d like to try Don’t ask me why Don’t ask me why I’d like to try

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Woman let me paint your Body I’m a body painter baby By the way By the way What you say

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The Forgiver

Forgive and forget Let’s have no regrets ‘Cause it’s too late now Someway somehow Forgive forget it It’s gone

Alibis little lies Promises unkept I’ll accept Any old excuse ‘Cause what’s the use I’ll forgive and go on

‘Cause I’m the kind of man Who tries to always understand Your ev’ry wish is my Command I’m the forgiver

But you are just plain Using me What will you gain Abusing me I’ll always forgive you Because I love you

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We’re Gonna Have a Love

I ain’t no photographer But if we click I know you’ll get the Picture oh

I ain’t no Western Union Boy But I’m bringin’ you a Message so

O O O oh yeah We’re gonna have We’re gonna have A love

I ain’t no weatherman But if we stick I’ll predict fair weather Now

I ain’t nowhere with Mystic charms But when we get together Wow

O O O oh yeah We’re gonna have We’re gonna have a love

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We’re gonna have a love Me and you Just like most people Dream of

While others push and shove We’re gonna have a love Just you wait and see

I ain’t no know it all But it’s true I know if I get next To you

I ain’t nobody ‘til you Fall And feel the way that I do

O O O if you do We’re gonna have We’re gonna have A love

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In This Heart of Mine

In this heart of mine The beat has slowed down To a lonely drag

From the frantic pace It use to keep When we shared an embrace

There’s no thunder there Like I use to hear In this heart of mine Lately I find

There’s an emptiness I guess loneliness just found A new address Oh yes In this heart of mine Come back and mend This broken heart of Mine

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If you don’t come back And start it to movin’ If you don’t pick up the Slack You were groovin’

In this heart of mine The pain is genuine Come back and mend This broken heart of Mine

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You’re a Walking Advertisement

You’re a walking Advertisement You’re so appetizing You’re a walking Advertisement You’re so satisfying You’re a walking Advertisement You’re capitalizing

On your beautiful hair The perfume you wear For a one night affair

You’re a talking love Commercial You’re everything nice You’re a living testimony Sweet as sugar and spice You’re a walking advertisement You’re so enterprising

You merchandise it so well I believe I can tell Your kind of love You could sell

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You smile each time You look at me Just like the models On TV You make me want a Sample of you

Just as women in a Magazine Movie stars and beauty Queens Sometimes I can’t Believe you’re really true

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Much

Don’t hold out your hand No no no You’re not in demand Much

If one day you’ll frown upon it Don’t take my love If you don’t want it

Don’t hold out your hand You’re not in demand Much

No no If all my tomorrows Are like yesterday You’ll break my heart And run away

Don’t hold out your hand You’re not in demand No no not much

I believed in someone Good and true Thought it was you But you were only good At making me blue

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So my darling I’m taking the cure No more pain in my heart And that’s for sure

Don’t hold out your hand No no Don’t hold out your hand Don’t hold out your hand You’re not in demand No no not much

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Echo Echo

Echo echo In the wind Told me you loved My best friend

Echo echo As I weep Way up here on lover’s Leap

Echo echo Little voice Tell me if I have a choice

Tell me why I can’t decide Between my life or suicide

Echo echo What is right Whisper in the black of Night

Echo echo Should I jump Deep down in the lover’s Dump

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Send vibrations when I call Save me from this nasty fall

Echo echo Tell my baby I’m all alone and going Crazy

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Fire Eater From Fire Island

Fire-eater from Fire Island Samantha was my baby’s Name Topless dancer Red-hot romancer In my heart she breathed A flame

Fire-eater from Fire Island Then one day the fire trucks Came Took my pretty dragon Away in a little red wagon Now my life ain’t been the Same

She had Chinese Indian Black blood Burnin’ deep in her veins She could smile and start Up a fire To put hell’s kitchen to shame

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She could touch me And set me a blazing Put a fever down in my Soul She could hug me and Flames would grow higher And when we kissed They got out of control

Fire-eater from Fire Island No she ain’t no false Alarm I wish I had her With me on a hook and Ladder Then I could get next to Her charms Her fiery love could do No harm Her body heat was always Warm

Fire-eater from Fire Island Fire-eater from Fire Island

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Secret Pockets

Secret pockets in the Mind Carry weapons of every Kind Dirty looks now Can shoot you down And blow your happy Into a frown Shoot you down Blow your happy Into a frown

Tell the C.I.A. and the F.B.I. People sewing secret Pockets on the sly

Well what can a secret Pocket do It can hide the naked Truth from view It can hide the naked Truth from view It can hide the naked Truth from view

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Secret pockets people Sock it To the left and to the Right

Poison danger from a Stranger Words that stab you Like a knife

Hung-up feelings people Stealing From the hip the dumb And old

Silent time bombs slowly Ticking In the lining of your Soul

But you can’t pick a secret Pocket So they never will get Caught So if you ever see Somebody Pull the trigger on a Thought

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You’re Just Putting Me On

You’re just putting me on Not you You ain’t hooked yet

No you’re not the least Ga ga gone I’m hip and willing to Bet

No I can’t believe You’re sitting there With tears streaming Down your pretty face

But I can believe You’re sitting there Screaming how to put me Back in my place

You’re just putting me on You’re not little girl blue But I’d curse the day I was born If what you’re saying is True

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If I thought you’d change And be contented I’d take you back In a New York minute

But you’re just tootin’ your Horn Yeah you’re just putting me On

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Ms. Understood

Ms. Understood Ms. Understood Ms. Understood Ms. Understood

Won’t you take my hand You’re Ms. Understood I’ll be the man Who’ll do you some Good And I could

They say you’re hazy crazy Slightly confused a bit But I know I’m hip to it Because I’m love wise

I took a look to see You’re Ms. Understood Now if you look at me I’ll be your love Robin Hood In Hollywood

So if you find time To be mine I’ll pay attention and Just maybe I can Love and understand

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Her Hair is Big

Black is the color Her hair is big you Dig It’s big - - - -

Black is the color of my Woman’s hair Her hair is big - - - -

I made her throw away Her hats and wigs Her hair is big - - - -

Like a halo ‘round her Head it grows A pretty picture frame To grace her eyes and Nose When she smiles sweet Lips at me I know Her hair is big - - - -

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Black is the color Some people call it this And that

Black is the color Dark and sexys Where she’s at

She’s my soulful sweet Brown sugar girl Wouldn’t change her For the whole wide World When she combs it out In natural twirls and Curls Her hair is big - - - -

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Animal Vegetable or Mineral

Animal vegetable Or mineral What in the world Can your love be

Animal vegetable Or mineral It’s a mystery

The hardest thing to do Is classify true love The best thing you can Do Is satisfy true love

Many touch it Plenty clutch it But hardly any know How much it means The answer seems to lie Somewhere between

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The word love is in every Dictionary But it’s so strange How each definition Varies

Because love is always So contrary I only know it’s very very good And necessary

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The Nerve to Fight and the Will to Win

I got the nerve to fight And the will to win I’m a lover not a fighter But I ain’t gonna run

So if you got your doubts We can sho’ find out All you got to do to see Is drop that gun

You’re a loser Loss is in your eyes A common coward And your life is a lie So if you shoot me I’ll refuse to die Take your gun away And make you cry

I’m a winner So I talk that talk I’m lean and mean And I can walk that walk I better warn you Before trouble starts You shoot and miss I’m gonna break your heart

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I got the nerve to fight And the will to win I’m a lover not a fighter But I ain’t gonna run

So if you got your doubts We can sho’ find out All you got to do to see Is drop that gun

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Don’t Forget to Brush Your Teeth

Don’t forget to brush your Teeth Brush ‘em good after you Eat After you eat your words Pretty baby

This song may sound absurd But so are the lies you’ve Heard pretty baby

Then rinse out Every little doubt You’ve got about me Pretty baby

Don’t forget to brush your Teeth When you swallow dirty Lies

Brush your teeth Brush your teeth

Don’t forget to brush Your teeth Nasty rumors down Inside

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Brush your teeth Brush your teeth

You heard the dirt Swallowed the lies The bitter truth Spit out your pride

All those things Made your jaws tight And spoiled love rotten ‘Cause you took a bite

Don’t forget to brush Your teeth After you eat your words Pretty baby

This song may sound absurd But so are the lies you’ve Heard Pretty baby

Then rinse out Every little doubt You’ve got about me Pretty baby

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Good Lovin’ You

My head is dead My mind is numb I wink and blink And strain my brain To think

But I’m struck dumb Good lovin’ you ‘Til I don’t know What to say or what To do I don’t know if I’m Gonna go or come Good lovin’ you

Good lovin’ you I’m losing her And I don’t know yet Which one best I prefer

I struggle hard just to Decide How could a man like me Be so confused I guess I wanna waller In the blues Good lovin’ you

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My heartstrings do a funky Blue symphonic boogaloo Good lovin’ you It rocks it socks it fingerpops And never stops until I’m Through Good lovin’ you

Another time in another Place We’ll get together Somewhere Out in space

So when I walk back in Your life We’ll share a sweeter kiss In my embrace I’ll wear a brighter smile Upon my face But until then no other Can erase The precious memory of your Soulful grace Good lovin’ you

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Temper Temper (Don’t Get Mad)

Temper temper Don’t get mad Lost your baby Don’t be sad

Since I lost my baby ‘Bout to lose my mind Since I lost my baby ‘Bout to lose my mind

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Your baby’s gone And found somebody Else You’re just angry ‘Cause she left you On the shelf Temper temper Get a hold of your Self

Since I lost my baby Now the sun don’t shine Since I lost my baby Now the sun don’t shine

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I’m your conscious And I tell you what to do I’m your heart She’s got a hold on you I’m your eyes But I just can’t see Through

Why I lost my baby To a friend of mine Why I lost my baby To a friend of mine

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Since I lost my baby All I do is pine Since I lost my baby All I do is pine

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Gingerbread Man

Gingerbread man Gingerbread man Refrigerated Gingerbread man You’d better put me in your oven Bake me fast as you can

Gingerbread man Gingerbread man Don’t let me crumble down into Sad molded cookies in a jar Turning green and blue

Just decorate me with your kiss Sprinkle me down a soulful Bowlful of love

I could be black I could be white I could be wrong I could be right I could burn out of spite For you

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Gingerbread man Gingerbread man Refrigerated Gingerbread man You’d better put me in your oven Bake me fast as you can

Gingerbread man I’m your gingerbread man Don’t let me crumble down into Sad molded cookies in a jar Turning green and blue

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Bloodhounds On My Trail

Bloodhounds on my trail Greyhound take me back My hunted wanted heart Can’t go the bail

I’ve got bloodhounds on my trail Greyhound take me back ‘Cause I can’t stand another night in jail I gotta reach New Orleans Fo’ dat boat sets sail

My woman done me wrong She stayed out all night long With a northern neighbor Next door to me

I wouldn’t have been in the lover’s prison If she hadn’t of made my house hissin’ Givin’ up her southern hospitality Now back down yonders Where I’ve got to flee

Howlin’ in the night They’re barkin’ in the day Lord I’ve got to run and hide away

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I’m a wanted man Runnin’ while I can Tryin’ to get a hold on Freedom’s door

I’ve got bloodhounds on my trail Gray dog take me back My hunted wanted heart Can’t go the bail

I’ve got bloodhounds on my trail Greyhound take me back ‘Cause I can’t stand another night in jail I gotta reach New Orleans Fo’ dat boat sets sail

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It’s Too Soon Cocoon

It’s too soon cocoon To be a beautiful butterfly You’d better stay in your room ‘Til birds and bees are hummin’

It’s too soon cocoon To spread your floppy wings in the sky Hung up young in a rush You’ll only flutter into dust and die

So don’t listen to the butterfly Singin’ sexy songs In your soul

It’s gotta rain gotta sleet Gotta snow Before you can git on up and go

Like the frozen flowers While away the hours ‘Til the warm rain falls

It’s too soon cocoon So stay in your room ‘Til true love calls

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It’s too soon cocoon Way too soon To sing and shout And let it all hang out Hung up young in a rush You’ll just flutter the butter

You know it’s too soon cocoon Way too soon To laugh and sing Before you do your thing You’re just hung up in a rush You’ll only flutter into dust and die

It’s too soon cocoon It’s too soon cocoon It’s too soon cocoon It’s too soon cocoon

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Doomed From the Gitgo

If I show common taste and primitive grace Psychologically it’s so true I was doomed from the gitgo Down in the ghetto Doomed from the gitgo To love you

If my concept is vague Where you’re concerned baby Romantically I’m so blue I was doomed from the gitgo Down in the ghetto Doomed from the gitgo To love you

If I look obsessed Love made my life a mess Psychedelically when I do Then I seem to decline And narrow of mind Now you know What I’m going through

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There’s a stain on my face That they call the black race But historically It’s so true I was doomed from the gitgo Down in the ghetto Doomed from the gitgo To love you

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Viet Cong Pajamas

Viet cong pajamas In a rice field Keep comin’ after me

I’m wounded in the Shoulder Gettin’ weaker and I Can hardly see

I can’t believe it’s Over As my life flashes Fast in front of me

But if it is I’m ready Scared and ready to Face the enemy

We met and fell in love In a special way But since that long Gone day

Things ain’t been the Same It’s all been rearranged And that’s for sure

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And it’s all because At the time I was So young and strong And sure

Guess that’s what I get For being drafted A long hot bloody war

Viet cong pajamas Pajamas pajamas Pajamas

Viet cong pajamas Pajamas

Viet cong pajamas Gettin’ closer Now they’re sneakin’ In the grass

I’m low on ammunition And I don’t think That what I have will Last

So if you get this letter Just remember how Your husband paid His dues

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Fightin’ Viet Cong Pajamas In the battle of the Mekong Delta blues

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Green Magic

Green magic Smuggling Acapulco gold It’s tragic I got busted By the border patrol Green magic Down in Mexico

Green magic Stacks of greenback Dollar bills It’s tragic They won’t help me Make a deal Green magic Marijuana caused My ills

Now I’m lonely As the only light In the jailhouse Went out on me It’s tragic

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Well I’m savin’ up My Xmas’s And springtime’s ‘Til I get free Green magic

Green magic Like a magnet Drawing me It’s tragic Emerald triangle Have mercy Green magic Dollar signs Are all I see Green magic

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Am I In Your Area

Am I in your area Answer me America From the wheat fields And tobacco fields To the Gulf of Mexico As I go

Am I in your area Can I Master Charge And carry ya Oh Lord let me slip away Oh Lord let me slip away Oh Lord let me slip away Today

Why’d a wild bunch of Indians Want to smoke a peace Pipe Anyway anyhow

On a reservation They were fightin’ Against a nation That could plant a Field and plow

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Smoke signals in the Sky Explain the reason why War drums beating Oh so loudly Kill the enemy

War drums beating In Montana General Custer’s gonna Die

Am I in your area Osama bin Laden Your terrorist Fanatics Attacked The U.S.A.

Evil men showed you How Your war games You’re rehearsing Now

Well Lord let me slip Away Oh Lord let me slip Away Oh Lord let me slip Away today

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Am I in your area Area area area Am I in your area Area area area Am I in your area Area area area

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Transportation

Transportation In a hurry Destination love

Take a trip now I’m gonna hip you how Make you holler wow We can fly

Got me a woman in Tennessee Got two in North Carolina crazy For me Got three in Georgia I swear I do Got four in Boston Banned taboo

When we run out of road We can float in a boat When we run out of sea We can take to the sky When we run out of sky We can go out in space We can fly ------

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You wanna know How I get from one Woman to another My secret is I’m a Natural born lover

I’ve got a rocket ship Of love And all my soul is in It

We can go to the moon Or land on Neptune The farthest star Is not too far for me I can take you to east Ecstasy

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Underground Bubble Gum

Underground bubble gum Yum yum yum Mary Lou’s gonna chew Me and you Out for blowing Her little playhouse Down

Underground bubble gum Here she comes She wants to burst our Pretty bubble Girl we’re in double Bubble trouble

Underground bubble gum Give her some Bittersweet outta sight Dynamite When she bites We won’t have to run

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Underground bubble gum Love is fun ‘Cause without her Knowing We’re bubble gum Going Together we’ll keep Her happy blowing

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Funny Funeral

The other day I lost a Love one dear to me I’m gonna tell you ‘bout My tragic comedy

Although I’m overcome With grief I’ll laugh instead I can’t believe she’s really Gone and love is dead

I clown around so I won’t Weep The bitter truth I’ve buried Very deep

I tell a joke so I won’t cry I can’t believe our love Could die

And it’s a funny funeral A chuckle here And a teardrop there

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You have made my life in General Sad and funny Believe me honey A sad and funny funeral

I’ve tried my best to live A lie Because I’m proud I’ve been the life of ev’ry Party In my crowd

A love with one foot in The grave A sense of humor Cannot save

Up on the shelf I’m all Alone You have made my very House A funeral home

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A Lover’s Spankin’

Girl you’re gonna get A lover’s spankin’ With all my might With all my might

‘Cause they say that a Lover’s spankin’ Make your baby do right Make your baby do right

You’re gonna get a lover’s Spankin’ And it feels so good You’re gonna get a lover’s Spankin’ And you know you should

You’re gonna get a lover’s Spankin’ And it feels so nice Baby nowaday’s a lover’s Spankin’ is paradise

A lover’s spankin’ A lover’s spankin’ girl Baby you been bad Baby you been bad

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A lover’s spankin’ A lover’s spankin’ girl Gonna make you glad Gonna make you glad

You’re gonna get a lover’s Spankin’ And it feels so fine Send love chills and thrills Up and down your spine

You’re gonna get a lover’s Spankin’ On your daddy’s knee ‘Til you know that your Love tappin’ daddy Hits it tenderly

A lover’s spankin’ A lover’s spankin’ girl Baby all night long Baby all night long

A lover’s spankin’ A lover’s spankin’ girl Baby good and strong Baby good and strong

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I’ll whip a million Passion hugs on you And slap a billion Soulful kisses on you Too

Girl you’re gonna get A lover’s spankin’ And it’s overdue And it’s over due

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Henry Jane

Ooh bob a loo la Poontang bob a loo Ooh bob a loo la la la Poontang bob a loo

Tell me who can explain The change in Henry Jane Oh no not you Donald Sue ‘Cause you act funny too

Well hell they say that today Ya can’t tell anyway Who’s walkin’ sweet in the street As Mother Tucker’s pie

Henry Jane was once a man Like me and you ‘Til somebody came along who knew

It’s a mystery What went down after that But I think I know where Henrietta’s at

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Tell me who can explain The change in Henry Jane Oh no not you Donald Sue ‘Cause you act funny too

Well hell they say that today Ya can’t tell anyway Who’s walkin’ sweet in the street As Mother Tucker’s pie

They say he’s been with Playboy bunnies Naked gogo girls and hairy hippie honeys Took his tail around the world So who could mistake him for a girl

Tell me who can explain The change in Henry Jane Oh no not you Donald Sue ‘Cause you act funny too

Well hell they say that today Ya can’t tell anyway Who’s walkin’ sweet in the street As Mother Tucker’s pie

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Dressed Up Dinosaurs

Dressed up dinosaurs Dressed up dinosaurs Dressed up dinosaurs Eat meat drink blood

Dressed up dinosaurs Dressed up dinosaurs Dressed up dinosaurs Hungry for your love

Late last night I had a nightmare And I could still look And see ‘em walkin’ ‘round

Lookin’ good in sexy big Bell-bottoms Wearin’ platform shoes And prowlin’ jungle town

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Bell-bottoms bell-bottoms Big sexy bells Bell-bottoms bell-bottoms Fit them so well

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Deep dark sun Glasses White caps on sharp Teeth Dressed just like people But deep underneath

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When I woke up I told my baby If she ever sees a wild Look in my eyes

Don’t despair because It’s only human We’re all prehistoric Monsters in disguise

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Keepin’ Up with Dow Jones’s

Keepin’ up with Dow Jones’s Is messin’ up your mind Keepin’ up with Dow Jones’s baby Is just a waste of time

Keepin’ up with Dow Jones’s Is hangin’ up your Head Keepin’ up with Dow Jones’s baby Has got me in the red

Hey Mr. Jones Works hard all day Oh yeah He puts his money In the bank For the stock market He loves to play Oh yeah

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Now Mrs. Jones Is all alone At night She’s uses his credit card On another lover Waitin’ in the Backyard

They got a Cadillac car Cash filled cookie jar They got a house and A pool They live like movie Stars They drink champagne Eat caviar Wear fine clothes Keep they nose froze Live like a king and Queen Buy ev’rything While you and I get by ‘Til the day we die

Keepin’ up with Dow Jones’s Could ruin my life Keepin’ up with Dow Jones’s baby Would make you a happy Wife

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When Wonderlust Comes Over Us

What happens to me Oh what can it be When wonderlust Comes over us

What happens to you Oh you feel it too When wonderlust Comes over us

Ev’ry hour I’m moved By the power Of your demanding love

Ev’ry minute my soul’s Wrapped up in it Needing love God speeding love

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What happens when we Share true ecstasy When wonderlust Comes over us

Don’t you say it’s time To go Don’t you know I want You so When the lights are Burning low

When wonderlust Comes over us

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Soul Love

Soul love is puddin’ And tain Kiss me again chile And I’ll tell you the same

Soul love is sugar and spice The nitty gritty of Ev’rything nice

Soul love is peaches and Cream Oh my goodness you know What I mean

Soul love will sweeten You up But once you’ve had it You can’t get enough

And I need your soul Love Sweet soul love

Yes I want your soul love Sweet soul love

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I crave your kisses ev’ry Hour So don’t resist me Turn on the power You know there’s no Love like ours now

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Silly Questions

Silly questions Silly questions

Do you care if I’m Gonna live or die Do you care if I’m Gonna live or die

Silly questions When I ask ‘em I bet A silly answer Is all I’m gonna get

Why do we fuss Why do we fight Why do the tears Fall in the night Why am I wrong And why are you right

Do you care if I’m Gonna live or die Do you care if I’m Gonna live or die

Silly questions Are you coming home I sit and suffer Waiting by the phone

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Why do you love me Why do you hate me Why are you gone Why am I waiting Why do you come Why do you go

Do you care if I’m Gonna live or die Do you care if I’m Gonna live or die

Silly questions Silly questions Silly questions

Do you care if I’m Gonna live or die

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Alabama Hammer

Muscle Shoals Alabama Oh yeah In the heart of Dixieland Wam bam a lam a I’m a Alabama hammerin’ man

I can’t play a guitar Oh no Or blow a saxaphone No no But with my Alabama hammer I’m gonna build myself a home

In a tiny little village Soon they’ll call it music town When my Alabama hammer Come right funky on down

Gonna hit it hard In the mornin’ ‘Til I hit it big for you I coulda worked in N.Y. City Detroit and Nashville too

Alabama hammer In the heart of Dixieland Wam bam a lam a I’m a Alabama hammerin’ man

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Sunshine and Rain

Sunshine and rain That’s what love brings To the heart We had no reason to part What have you done to my heart

I only know Our love could grow like a flower Blooming on sad and happy hours So make our love bloom again

Our love could blossom In November Or in the springtime of the year

Our love could blossom Like a flower on a smile and a tear

I only know our love will Grow like a flower Blooming on sad and happy hours So make our love bloom again

So make our love Just make our love Just make our love Bloom again On nothing but sunshine and rain

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Touch Dancin’ in the Bathtub

Touch dancin’ In the bathtub Touch dancin’ Up a bubble flood Of soulful suds

Touch dancin’ In the bathtub And rub a dub We slipped on soap And fell in love

Baby here we are So close together As you run your slippery Fingers through my hair

Well the music stops But we’re still together As we dance the dirty Water down the drain

Never ever thought that I’d Get you to shed your Pride And slip and slide With no regrets

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But it’s Saturday night We just got married And we’re bathing in bubbles Don’t pull the stopper And leave your wrinkled papa Soakin’ wet

Touch dancing In the bathtub Touch dancin’ Up a bubble flood Of soulful suds

Touch dancin’ In the bathtub And rub a dub Well it’s no joke

I hope nobody’s heart Gets broke In soulful suds We slipped on soap And fell in love

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A Wink and a Grin

Ev’rybody thinks I’m a so and so ‘Cause I tease ‘em And I please ‘em Then I let ‘em go

With a wink and a grin Hey that ain’t no sin Just a wink and a grin And I’ll take your heart For a spin

You know the landlord’s Daughter Came for the rent I stood there busted Without a cent

Just a wink and a grin Hey that ain’t no sin Just a wink and a grin And the room rent was Rescinded

A wink and a grin I love the way you Look at me

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A wink and a grin I love ev’rything I See A wink and a grin Oowiee Something’s in my eye And it’s sexy to see

So when other men Want to make you cry My wink and a grin Will satisfy

Just a wink and a grin Hey that ain’t no sin Just a wink and a grin And I’m in like Errol Flynn

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Too Fine

Now I’m the kind of guy That’s shy And I’m gonna tell you Why I don’t even try If they’re too fine

Then I saw you and Suddenly You made a bolder man Of me Oowiee You were too fine

If they’re too fine I can’t get myself Together

If they’re too fine Pretty girls change Like the weather

If they’re too fine Hey man I don’t pay ‘em No mind

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I dream about ‘em every Night I wish that I could hold On to ’em tight I only know that If things were Different I’d be into Something finer than Fine Something mine all Mine

I knew I’d never stand A chance When I saw you at First glance I knew You were too fine

But I asked nice to walk You home And when I got you All alone Oh baby You were too fine

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You are too fine But I got myself together You are too fine Fine as lovely Weather You are too fine Pretty baby and you’re Mine all mine

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Student

You got the right school But the wrong student It’s simple as arithmetic

You got the right school But the wrong student Hey ev’rybody’s hip

Ev’rybody knows about Love Hey ev’rybody’s hip

Yeah ev’rybody knows About love It’s simple as arithmetic

So when I say my ABC’s When I count from 1 to 100 When I count from 1 to 100

You got the right school But the wrong student Hey baby I’m hip to you Hip to you Hip to you

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Today ev’rybody knows About love It’s simple as arithmetic Today ev’rybody knows About love Hey ev’rybody’s hip

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No Sooner Said Than Done

When you said hello babe My heart was won When you smiled hello babe My heart was won You had it made babe No sooner said Than it was done Da da da done

Then you wanted dancing Just for the fun Dining and dancing babe Just for the fun I was your slave babe No sooner said Than it was done Da da da done

You had me at your beck and call You called on me anytime at all But all good things Must come to an end Now I’ve got to know And you’ve got to show That we’re more than friends

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So tell me that you love me And I’ll be the one Place nobody above me babe Under the sun

For this I have prayed babe No sooner said Than it was done Da da da done

No sooner said my beautiful sexy Baby Than it was done Da da da done

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I’ll Stop Loving You

When the positives And the negatives Get together

When two little raindrops Stop and talk about the Weather

When a two ton truck Weighs lighter than A robin’s feather

When tomorrow is longer Than forever

Oh baby I’ll stop That’s when I’ll stop

Then I’ll stop When the bottom is The top I’ll stop loving you

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I had a bad cigarette Habit Back in 1962 (Stop loving you)

And don’t you know Like that bad cigarette Habit baby (Stop loving you)

Why you wanna do me Wrong And stay out all night Long (Stop loving you)

That’s why I had to Compose This little positive And negative song (Stop loving you)

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Let Me In I Hear Laughter

Ha ha a ho ho is he Stealing my baby from Me - - - -

Let me in I hear laughter Let me in I hear love Coming under your window Softly rising above

I just introduced you to My best friend Are you getting acquainted With him

Let me in Let me in Please baby If the laughs not on me

I never thought to suspect You So I went to the store But when I got back Baby And I stood at your Door

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I could hardly believe My ears Is this lover’s laughter I hear

So let me in Let me in Please baby If the laughs not on me

Ha ha ho ho is he Stealing my baby from Me Ha ha ho ho is he Stealing my baby from Me

Come on and tell me I’m having a notion Before I jump in the Ocean Let me in Let me in Please baby If the laughs not on me

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Money Is

Money is ev’rything You can buy summer winter Fall and spring

Money is a command You’ve got life in the palm Of your hand

Money is the ruin of me Money caused me much misery

I was cool but a fool I though dollars Gave me the right to rule A little heart Tear it apart Yeah I played that old game From the start

Money is the ruin of me Money caused me much misery

And then a cat named Jim From Shu Bop a Diddle Dee Stole my girl what a shame Without a penny to his name

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I screamed baby What’s with this character Jim She said daddy I truly love him

Now the tears cloud my eyes Feel so bad But I realize Money ain’t what it was When you stack it up next To true love

Money is the ruin of me Money caused me much misery

Diamond rings Limousines Penthouse view Ev’rything but love Not true love Love is priceless as the Stars up above

Money is the ruin of me Money caused me much misery

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Blackout

Blackout It’s a blackout Blackout When I’m thinking ‘Bout you

Blackout It’s a blackout Blackout When you come into view

Blackout the glow of The light in the hallway Blackout the glitter That shines from the Street

Blackout the lamplight That’s on my night table Then I’ll be able To fall fast asleep

Blackout the memories That crowd my mind lately Blackout this dreamin’ Of false fantasies

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All lights out and turned off To welcome the shadows Then embrace the darkness Until I see

Little blue bright light Of deep concentration Little blue bright light Of imagination Fades away slowly When I think of you Whenever I’m thinking Of you

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Yucca Mucca

I’m gonna go Where it don’t snow Unless you live up on A mountaintop

(Yucca Mucca)

I’m gonna star in movies And sing I’ll be the biggest shot You’ve ever seen

(Yucca Mucca)

But when I got there Nothing went right No doors were open Every gate was locked

(Yucca Mucca)

Now I can’t leave Though I won’t grieve I’ll keep on tryin’ ‘Til the world Is rocked

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Let me hear you say yeah In the land of Yucca Mucca The land of love That ev’rybody’s dreamin’ of

Let me hear you say yeah Y’all I’m singin’ for my supper In the land of love The California sun above

Hey I’m out here swingin’ On Hollywood and Vine Where pretty people clingin’ And always feelin’ fine Freeway from San Francisco Nearly mess my mind Gonna make my lucky star shine

Let me hear you say yeah In the land of Yucca Mucca The land of love For people with the rainbow blood

Let me hear you say yeah Y’all I’m singin’ for my supper In the land of love That ev’rybody’s dreamin’ of

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Shorty Long

June bug’s line is strong Big Jim comes after him Nick is next And then it’s Joe Sometimes you just don’t know

They’re standin’ on your porch Lined up in your livin’ room Baby I can hardly see Them cats in front of me

But since that day You said wait for me Shorty It won’t be long I’m holdin’ on

My days are short My nights are long Without you I’m Shorty Long I’m Shorty Long

Well I’m Shorty now But things won’t always Be the same For Shorty Long ‘Cause patience is my Middle name

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I’m just sittin’ ‘round here Gettin’ jealous Lord girl until you Let me have my way (Don’tcha know) I’ve been takin’ teasin’ From the fellas But tomorrow is another Day

So since that day You said wait for me Shorty It won’t be long I’m holdin’ on

My days are short My nights are long Without you I’m Shorty Long Shorty Long

Bob can do the job When he takes his time Jake’s a fake So it won’t take Too long for me to Make Good good love to you

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Love just like You want me too Though I ain’t tall You got it all ‘Cause I know what To do

Since that day You said wait for me Shorty I’m holdin’ on My love is strong

Well my days are short My nights are long Without you I’m Shorty Long Shorty Long

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Will San Francisco Windup in L. A.

Will San Francisco windup In L.A. It’s tra la la la la la In L.A.

Should I shed my dungarees And leather boots And cut off my flower Power At the root

Well it may sound funny Honey Soon if I don’t get some Money Gotta trim my hair And wear a square John suit Will San Francisco windup in L.A.

L.A. L.A. Will San Francisco windup in L.A.

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Why can’t the price I pay to live Be the sweet love That you give

In the shadow of a mission I will pray For a sign along the Road to show the way

But sometimes I sit And wonder If your heart will grow Much fonder For another love down Yonder if I stay Will San Francisco windup in L.A.

It’s tra la la la la la In L.A.

L.A. L.A. Will San Francisco windup in L.A.

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You left me in Alabama With the brokest heart In Dixie

You headed straight for L.A. But Haight-Ashbury Blew my mind Now I’ve got a big decision Should I move On down the line

L.A. L.A. Will San Francisco windup in L.A. (No doubt about it)

L.A L.A. Will San Francisco windup in L. A.

You got me climbin’ the wall Because you didn’t call Sirens fill the air Searchlights beaming everywhere

You sentenced me to death Since the day you left With that no pardon jazz You imprisoned me like Alcatraz

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For lack of you I ran A coastguard hunted man Like Navy submarines You nuked our home to smithereens

Fugitive on the lam And you don’t give a damn Tugboat foghorns sound If I don’t drown I’m L.A. bound

I gagged I choked and coughed Swam to Fisherman’s Wharf Hid underneath the dock When I broke out and escaped the Rock

Choppers check Hippie Hill Swat moves in for the kill To stop my getaway So long city by the bay

Cops converge on Nob Hill’s ridge I dove off Golden Gate Bridge Adios Willie Brown Gonna swim to Tinseltown

I’ll brave the Pacific Ocean On mere human emotion Love is the strongest charge I’ll float there on a barge

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Meet me on the beach Long arm of the law won’t reach When I come ashore Say you’ll be mine forever more

Los Angeles is where you live So San Francisco will forgive But if our cities were reversed L.A.’d windup in Frisco first

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Hollywood Rain

Tell her tell her I’m a most unhappy fella She’s flooding my brain In this Hollywood rain

Tell her tell her That I need her unbrella To shelter the pain In this Hollywood rain

I got the job But it was hard To act the part With all of my heart All those artificial flowers Synthetic showers That fall on me bringing misery

I’m all alone Black cloud hangin’ on But someday I may become a star If I can live through the strain Of this Hollywood rain

Somebody tell her tell her Her love is strong As a propeller M.G.M. hurricane In this Hollywood rain

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Somebody tell her tell her To make the sunshine Mella yella And love me again In this Hollywood rain

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Shot Gunner

Shot gunner Shot gunner Don’t set your Sights on me

Shot gunner Shot gunner Don’t set your sawed Off sights on me

Because you’re loaded With Unhappiness the blues And misery

Shot gunner Shot gunner I know the danger There

Shot gunner Shot gunner The double barrel Danger there

If I don’t spoil your aim And I become fair game Shot gunner you’ll bring Dispair

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A woman is a shotgun When she starts messin’ ‘Round She’ll scatter love and Kisses ‘Til she mows her victim Down

Shot gunner Shot gunner Before your harm is done

Shot gunner Shot gunner Before your 12 gauge Harm is done

If I don’t break your Will Before you shoot to kill Shotgun I’m gonna run

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Attitude

Now tell me sir Which do you prefer That woman in rags Or the one in fur

Now the one in fur May put you in the Mood She’s got a pretty face But an ugly attitude

Now the one in rags May let her better Points sag But the beauty of it She’ll do her duty And love it

She’ll wash your clothes She’ll cook your food With a happy face And a lovely attitude

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You can give me that Friendly disposition Ev’ry time ‘Cause baby I don’t care about the Shape you got Long as you’re in a Good frame of mind

Oh yeah I don’t care Show me anybody who’d

Want a pretty face With an ugly attitude Who wants a pretty face With an ugly attitude Who wants a pretty face With an ugly attitude

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Hungry Blues

Hungry Hungry as I am Won’t you Won’t you help me mam Last time I ate a plate Of beans And a half a can of Spam

So hungry am I So hungry am I So hungry am I So hungry am I So hungry am I Feel like I’m gonna die So hungry am I Gettin’ thinner Missin’ dinner

I want me some Bone pickin’ finger Licken Yummy yummy in my Tummy

So if you got it Better fry it And take me off this Nothin’ diet

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‘Cause I can’t keep missin’ My meals Don’t mean to pry But ain’t that a pie Coolin’ on your window Sill

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Gee Puddin’ You Shouldn’t

Gee puddin’ you shouldn’t Why don’t you give me a slap One whiskey made you frisky Puddin’ get out of my lap

Gee puddin’ you shouldn’t Give in to mere ecstasy ‘Cause I’m certain That your freaky flirtin’ Will bring out the devil In me

Puddin’ your sweet Approach Lawd Lawd Just can’t be ignored And if I couldn’t hold You close Baby we’d both be bored

Gee puddin’ you know You shouldn’t give in It’s only a yen But you know I’m lyin’ It’s so satisfyin’

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Gee puddin’ You know you shouldn’t Do it again Do it again Do it again

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The Rooster’s Red

The rooster’s red in his feather bed You heard what I said I’m afraid the rooster’s red

While I was rollin’ in new moan hay I heard the farmer’s daughter say When love is cold the rooster’s blue And cock a doodle just won’t do

Love is just like the Farmer’s daughter said And the thought keeps on burnin’ in my head When he comes before the chicken and the egg The rooster’s red Then the hens won’t lay ‘Cause the fox is dead

The rooster’s red in his feather bed You heard what I said I’m afraid the rooster’s red

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My world in shambles I drove away One hundred country miles to stay When love is quick The rooster’s green Now I know just what She means

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The rooster’s red The rooster’s red The rooster’s red

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Sunbaby

Keep makin’ my world shine Sunbaby mine Keep makin’ my world shine Sunbaby mine

Even when so and so Want to bring sadness About us

Don’t frown around Keep smilin’ brightly On the beam

Until we’re yawnin’ Stretchin’ scratchin’ In the mornin’ There are no dark clouds When I’m with you it seems

Keep makin’ my world shine Sunbaby mine Keep makin’ my world shine Sunbaby mine

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All that I ask comes Natural to you A moment ago You smiled and I knew Each time we kiss Just promise me this

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But For the Love of My Woman

Her smile is like the Morning sun She gives me babies One by one I swear my little woman’s Work is never done Never done

And ev’ryday when I Get up She brings me in a lovin’ Cup She seems to think that She can never do enough But it’s enough

But for the love of my Woman Oh Lord I’d surely lose My mind Without her love and Understanding

How could my whole World shine How could I feel so fine How could I satisfy my Time

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But for the love of my Woman The tender love of my Woman The soulful love of My woman The gentle love of my Woman Woman

Now we don’t have much Money But she don’t seem to mind Long as I am hers And she is mine

She don’t give a kitty ‘Bout a doggone thing Late at night she whispers Take your time

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Somebody’s Beatin’ My Time

Where you comin’ from Big smile on your face All them fancy clothes Diamonds fur and lace Lord it’s another sign Somebody’s beatin’ my time

I work hard all day Bring you all my pay From the Pennsylvania Coal mine Rush back home to find Lord another sign Somebody’s beatin’ my time

Somebody’s beatin’ my time In the mornin’ Somebody’s beatin’ my time Late at night Somebody’s beatin’ my time Ev’ryday Somebody’s beatin’ time And gettin’ away

Somebody’s beatin’ me You’re mistreatin’ me Somebody’s beatin’ my time

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Well a woman is a Sometime thing When she don’t respect Her weddin’ ring You could get the shaft For tryin’ She’ll find men more Satisfyin’

While you’re deep down In some dark hole cryin’ Trapped Buried scared and dyin’

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Beatin’ my time ‘Round the clock Beatin’ my time And they never stop

The more I dig I know a big Tunnel will cave in My poor heart

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Woman your soul Is black as coal I never see the sun Above

While I’ve underground You’re uptown Makin’ 16 tons of Love

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Little Success

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All I need is you And a little success

All I need is you I'm forever obsessed

All I need is you For complete happiness

All I need is you And a little success

You and success I must confess I'm out to get you Both somehow

I'll never rest 'Til I pass the test That I've been failing Up 'til now

And love's hallelujah Is waiting just for You and me When I take that extra Bow in my life On that stage called Destiny

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You and success I won't settle for less This time the good breaks Won't slip by me

I'll do my best To make progress Just to keep you Standing by me

When I sail the right ship Upon a sunny money crest Then I'll be blessed If I possess You and a little success

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Uptight Trolley

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Now I know y’all hip To San Francisco Big beautiful rollin’ hills And the Golden Gate Bridge

Well there’s a stretch Of beach Where you can walk For miles and think For days

Just take a trolley marked North Juda that’s right You’ve heard of a Streetcar Named Desire

Well this is a lover’s Uptight trolley And it’s painted Jealous green Mad red and lonely Blue

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Uptight trolley it’s The last stop Strung out streetcar Too

Going to the end of The continent For the right track back To you

Uptight trolley going Downtown To the end of the Continent In the San Francisco Bay

Strung out streetcar Gon’ turn ‘round At the end of the Continent Hung-up all the way

I traveled from the Subway system To reach the sunny Seashore baby

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So I could think us Over ‘Cause if I don’t I’m Sure

Uptight trolley gonna Break down At the end of the Continent And need a friendly Shove

Strung out streetcar Wouldn’t be bound For the end of the Continent If it wasn’t for the Tunnel of love Locomotive that wrecked My heart and soul

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The Old Slave Driver

The old slave driver Is comin’ Down the road To capture me

The old slave driver Loosened up my chains And told me I was free

But when I ran away to Catch the train to Freedom And the good conductor Shouted all aboard

The old slave driver Yanked and pulled my Chains Until I cursed the Lord

Derbies and bonnets Hats with feathers on ‘Em Fought a bloody war to Free the slaves

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Derbies and bonnets Jumbo jets and Cybersonics Should’ve known he’d Try and claim me From the grave

The old slave driver Owns cocaine marijuana & poppy fields

The old slave driver Will break your back For paper dollar bills

When I lay down beat And tired with my woman I can feel the iron Shackles gettin’ tight

The old slave driver Haunts me mornin’ Noon and ev’ry night

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Strictly 4 the Birds

OOO - - this song may sound Absurd OOO - - it’s strictly 4 The birds

I say the bird of peace Is a bloody little ol’ dove They clipped his wings And broke his beak Just because he wanted Love

Now the black bird’s a blue Bird Because his problems are Never heard And he can’t understand He’s just a bird in the man’s Hand

OOO - - he sings the saddest Song I’ve heard OOO - - too bad it’s strictly 4 the birds

It’s strictly 4 the birds Big birds and baby birds It’s strictly 4 the birds Ev’ry little late bird And early bird 277

It’s strictly 4 the birds Songbirds Jail birds and Dickie birds

Now the hawk wants to fly high So he can peck out the eagle’s Eye Why can’t they get together Lord knows they’re birds Of a feather

OOO - - pay no attention To the words OOO - - this song is strictly 4 the birds

But if this song reminds Ya It’s all right Of the big red bird of China It’s all right

And if you picture pigeons Just like people Flockin’ ‘round a stately Old church steeple You could see Uncle Sam’s Big bald eagle

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Nothing Comes to a Sleeper - - - But a Dream

Nothing comes to a sleeper But a dream

How can I rest assured at Night That you still love me Counting lies and alibis Instead of sheep When ev’ry morning I Awaken Mistaken so it seems Nothing comes to a sleeper But a dream

And just a dream Is all I have of you dear A lover’s dream That never will come True here

I closed my eyes But now my eyes are brightly On the beam ‘Cause nothing comes to A sleeper but a dream

I woke up sleeping this Morning Last night I had a dream Of you 279

I fell out of bed Girl when you said That you and I were through

Well I ain’t gonna open My eyes up ‘Til I get you back For sho’ nuff

I’m staying in the sack ‘Til you come back And take care of this Nightmare

Call me lazy Just plain crazy But I can’t face reality

I’m gonna sleep walk I’m gonna sleep talk ‘Til you come back to me

I’m gonna stay right here In dreamland Just you me and Mr. Sandman ‘Cause nothing comes to A sleeper but a dream Nothing comes to a sleeper But a dream

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Yes Yesterday - - - - And No Tomorrow

You told me yes yesterday But now you say no today Don’t give me yes yesterday And no tomorrow

I thought I stood half A chance But like a fool I fell ‘neath your trance Now like the end of a dance Love is over

You told me yes yesterday To warm sweet kissing Kissing kissing

Now you say no today Will I be missing Missing Your sweetest kissing

My big bright future Looks dim All my fat chances are Slim Because of yes yesterday And no tomorrow

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Frozen Heart

When love grows cold It’s not all over my dear I’ve got to melt your Frozen heart And warm your love

When love drifts wider Than a rollin’ river of tears I’ve got to bridge the Gap between us by and By

I’ve got to rekindle The sparkle in your Smile And bring the fire of Desire back in style

When love grows cold It’s not all over it’s clear I’ve got to melt your frozen Heart Melt your frozen Heart Melt your frozen Heart And warm your love

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HOLLYWOOD SHED

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Hollywood Shed

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

1. Hollywood and Vine Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 285 2. Making Love Out of Both Drawer Legs Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 288 3. Lotsa Lotsa Lotsa Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 290 4. Love Factory Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 293 5. They Say It’s Wonderful to be In Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 295 6. Rodeo Gal Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 299 7. Lovable Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 301 8. Red Alert Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 304 9. The Night You Made a Lover Out of Me Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 307 10. Window Shopping You Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 309 11. Georgy Porgie Guy Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 311 12. Cupid’s In My Corner Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 312 13. Pretty Eyes Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 314 14. I’m Walkin’ Talkin’ ‘Bout Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 316 15. How Was I to Know Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 318

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Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

16.. You Give My Goose Bumps Goose Bumps Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 320 17. The Shangrila Motel Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 322 18. Lady Killer in the Dark Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 324 19. You Made a Fun Guy Cry Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 325 20. I Ain’t No Guinea Pig Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 327 21. Shopping in the Market for Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 329 22. Buckle Up Your Boogie Belt Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 331 23. Filthy as the Men’s Room Mop Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 334 24. Who Was That lady Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 337 25. Don’t Get Messy With Jesse Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 340 26. Fig Leaf Futures Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 343 27. Love Seat for Sale Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 346 28. You’re on the Up and Up Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘72 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 348 29. Blue Beard Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘74 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 351 30. Jealous Bones and Jealous Jones Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘74 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 353 31. Rain Out of Me Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘74 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 355 32. Off the Record and On the Road Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘74 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 358

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Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

33. Life Is Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘74 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 360 34. I Gave at the Office Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘74 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 363 35. I’m Completely Out of the Picture Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘74 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 365 36. Long Love List Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘74 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 368 37. Tough Titty Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘74 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 372 38. Army Navy Air Force Marines Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘74 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 374 39. A Honey Kind of Feeling Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 376 40. One Way Ticket to Nashville Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr ‘70 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 377 41. Gremlin in the Kremlin Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘90 Pau 1-544-854 ’91 379 42. Liquor and Poker Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘91 Pau 1-619-471 ’92 382 43. Love Energy Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 387 Aaron Varnell Carl Lumis 44. Little Black Cowboy Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 388 45. Under Whistler’s Mother Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 390 46. Suburban Bourbon Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 392

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Hollywood and Vine

A mental breakdown Is gonna go down On Hollywood and Vine

If I don’t make it If I can’t take it I’m afraid I will lose My mind

I wanna shout out I’m gonna freak out On Hollywood and Vine

I’m hangin’ out on Hollywood and Vine I’m standing in the Unemployment line

I’m waiting for my Superstar to shine I’m like a grape That’s ripe to pluck For wine

They call me crazy They think I’m lazy On Hollywood and Vine

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But I’m still swingin’ Actin’ and singin’ Still they say it’s a Waste of time

Lookin’ for contacts And big movie contracts Although I haven’t made A dime

I’m hangin’ out on Hollywood and Vine I’m standing in the Unemployment line I’m waiting for my Superstar to shine I’m like a grape That’s ripe to pluck For wine

And then I met you And you were so fine On Hollywood and Vine

And when you kissed me Just like color TV I lit up like a neon sign

We found each other And ended up lovers We were both the fame And fortune kind 288

Now we’re both hangin’ On Hollywood and Vine Standing in the Unemployment line Waiting for our Superstar to shine

Just like sweet grapes We’re ripe to pluck For wine

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Makin’ Love Out of Both Drawer Legs

Makin’ love out of both drawer legs Makin’ love to you and Suzy too Makin’ love out of both drawer legs You and Suzy both know what to do

Makin’ love out of both drawer legs Makin’ love until I’m black and blue I’m lovin’ Suzy and I’m lovin’ you too

Makin’ love out of both drawer legs Makin’ love is a full time job Makin’ love out of both drawer legs If I can’t make it then you take It to Bob

Makin’ love out of both drawer legs Not too many women understand And not too many if any men can

Makin’ love to my woman Makin’ love to my wife Makin’ love to my sugar Makin’ love to my spice Makin’ love is the only Thing left to do Makin’ love all my life To Suzy and you

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Makin’ love out of both drawer legs Then you began to see a guy named Lou Makin’ love out of both drawer legs And Suzy started datin’ someone new

Makin’ love out of both drawer legs Now I’m alone Without either of you In raggedy underwear And cryin’ Boo hoo hoo

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Lotsa Lotsa Lotsa Love

Lotsa lotsa lotsa love Lotsa hugs and lotsa Kisses Lotsa parties lotsa wine Have a happy life with mine Lotsa lotsa lotsa love

Lotsa lotsa lotsa love Lotsa rare and precious Moments From the minute you get up May each second fill your Cup With lotsa lotsa lotsa Love

Oh baby why must you be Blue My darling let the Sunshine through Yes sweetheart All I wanna do Is live and give to You

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A world chock Full of bliss And such And when you need A loving touch Yes I will offer This and much More and more In store

Lotsa lotsa lotsa love Lotsa songs and lotsa Dancing Lotsa this and lotsa That Lotsa romance lotsa Hey! Lotsa lotsa lotsa Love

Lotsa parties lotsa wine Have a happy life with mine Lotsa lotsa lotsa love

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From the minute you get Up May each second fill Your cup With lotsa lotsa lotsa Love

Lotsa this and lotsa That Lotsa romance lotsa Hey! Lotsa lotsa lotsa love

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Love Factory

Workin’ hard Hardly workin’ Makin’ love in a love factory (Repeat 3 times)

I go to work at a love factory The boss don’t know it But I’d do it for free

I go to work about half past Seven And when I get there I arrive in heaven

There’s so many pretty women On the line All daylong I’m makin’ time

They’ve got blondes They’ve got lovely senoritas And soul sisters looking oh so sweet

They’ve got many multicultured Beauty queens Manufacturing on lovin’ machines Making love I’m in heaven above I can’t make enough love

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I go to work at a love factory Makin’ love is my speciality On the kiss and hug assembly Line Ev’ry day and night I’m workin’ Overtime

Oh how I hate it When it’s time to go home I can’t stand being all alone

I won’t quit And I’ll never get tired I’m never late And I’ll never get fired

On the job makin’ love Around the clock After the whistle blows I’ll still can’t stop

Makin’ love I’m in heaven above I can’t make enough love

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They Say It’s Wonderful to be In Love

They say it’s wonderful To be in love They say it’s wonderful To love somebody

It’s hip hip hip Hooray Just like the poets Say They say it’s wonderful To be in love Sweet love They say it’s wonderful To be in love

Well I’m so sick and tired Procrastinating In my room all alone By the phone

I’m so sick and tired I’m so uninspired Waiting for your call That never comes

You’ve been gone Much too long I’ve been reading How great loves End up in tragedy 297

But such a tragedy Would be Greek to me For all I know of Love Is on TV

They say it’s wonderful To be in love They say it’s wonderful To love somebody

It’s hip hip hip Hooray Just like the poets say They say it’s wonderful To be in love They say it’s wonderful To be love

It’s so odd how my life Keeps on going When I died on the Day that you left

Since you went away Ev’ry night and day I just sit and think Of what they say

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And they say love is So necessary As I feel what I felt From the start

They say love’s a natural Fact Smile and relax And sing love songs Long loud and strong

They say it’s wonderful To be in love They say it’s wonderful To love somebody

It’s hip hip hip Hooray Just like the poets Say They say it’s wonderful To be in love Sweet love

They say it’s wonderful To be in love Oh love They say it’s wonderful To be in love My love

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They say it’s wonderful To be in love True love They say it’s wonderful To be in love They say it’s wonderful To be in love

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Rodeo Gal

Come ride my stallion Rodeo gal Oh baby Rodeo gal

Come let’s be pistol Packin’ buckskin pals Rodeo gal You’ll win blue ribbons In your hair For sure keep buckin’ You great big beautiful Rodeo gal

Rodeo gal In Oklahoma Rodeo gal In San Antone Rodeo gal In ev’ry city Rodeo gal I left at home Rodeo gal Gets all the money

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Rodeo gal Looks back and smiles Rodeo gal I’m roped and hogtied Rodeo gal Wild western style

Come ride my stallion Rodeo gal Oh baby Rodeo gal From Sante Fe And back to old Cheyenne Rodeo gal

My wild horse Buckin’ rings around Saturn and Mars Come ride my stallion To the stars

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Lovable

You are so lovable My love You are so lovable When we’re making love

To hold you Caress you Is oh such a thrill

To touch you And clutch you Makes my heart stand Still

You move every part Of me Deep down you start Desire in me I’ve been on fire Since we met

You are so kissable Tonight So irresistable Let me squeeze you Tight

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I want you so I need you so I’ll never let you go

Baby stay with me Because I love you so Just handholding Enfolding My soul sings praises To your many charms

You are so lovable To me You are adorable When I look at you And see

The sweet lovelight Is shining bright And gleaming in your Eyes Say you’ll be mine Until the end of time

Just don’t ever take Your lovable self Away

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You are so lovable Oh baby My love

You are so lovable When we’re making Love

You are so lovable Oh honey To me

You are so lovable My love

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Red Alert

Red alert (Oh my darling) Red alert (Pretty baby) Red alert You keep your love light A bright

Red alert (My sweet honey) Red alert (Lovely lady) Red alert Now your love lights Ruby red

You put me on red alert So that you won’t get hurt You put me on red alert To keep from falling in love

You gave me the green light Then We threw caution to the Wind Blue feelings you must defend And stay on red alert

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Red alert (Oh my darling) Red alert (Pretty baby) Red alert You keep your love light A bright

Red alert (My sweet honey) Red alert (Lovely lady) Red alert Now your love lights Ruby red

Your beacon is burning bright Shining red in the night I wanna hold you tight But you’re on red alert

All systems are go inside Will love conquer foolish Pride That wouldn’t be suicide Don’t stay on red alert

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Red alert (Oh my darling) Red alert (Pretty baby) Red alert You keep your love light A bright

Red alert (My sweet honey) Red alert (Lovely lady) Red alert Your broken heart’s on Red alert

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The Night You Made a Lover Out Of Me

Your uterus sporadic Your clitoris was Climatic Woman The night you made a Lover out of me Oh well

Your vulva overflowing And your pubic hair Was showing Woman The night you made a Lover out of me

My erections come My erections go My erections enlarge My sex ego

My erections big My erections small The penis gang was Really on the scene Oh well

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Your ovaries were over ripe Your rectum was my Favorite type The night you made a Lover out of me Woman

Just love your old Taft-Hartley Act You virgin nymphomaniac The night you made a Lover out of me Well

The night you made A lover out of me Well

The night you made A lover out of me Yeah

Window Shopping You

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Window-shopping you Window-shopping you Window-shopping you Window-shopping you

I’ve been messing With window dressing All of my whole life Through

I’ve been messing With window dressing Window-shopping you

Window-shopping My heart’s not stopping To open the door and buy

Mannequins with plastic Skin Outside love looking in

You’re the right fit You’re the right face You’re the right size This must be the place

What you’ve got in store Might cost me much more 311

But my poor heart Is willing to pay

Window-shopping you Window-shopping you Mannequins with plastic Skin Window-shopping you

Window-shopping you Window-shopping you Harlequins with painted Grins Window-shopping you

Window-shopping you All over town Window-shopping you I’m looking around Window-shopping you Window-shopping you

Window-shopping you No paper maché Window-shopping you Window-shopping you No models of clay Window-shopping you Window-shopping you

Georgy Porgie Guy

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Girl he’s just a sugar pie guy Sugar pie guy will make you cry Girl don’t love a Georgy Porgie guy

Georgy Porgie ran away When the boys came out to play Girl don’t love no Georgy Porgie guy

Baby don’t waste your time Life’s just a nursery rhyme Rhyme and reason You will find in time

Girl don’t kiss no sweetie pie guy Stealing kisses on the sly Girl don’t love no Georgy Porgie guy

Girl don’t love no cutie pie guy Cutie pie guy will tell you a lie Girl don’t love no Georgy Porgie guy

Cupid’s In My Corner

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Cupid’s in my corner Mr. Blues is a gonner Baby I don’t wanna Lose your love again

On the wings of a sparrow Cupid will shoot his arrow To the bone to the marrow Before you count to ten

My love will go upside your heart Punch you in the soul Knock you out Don’t fight the feelin’ My love is bad and bold

My kiss will make your knees get weak When I hold you tight I’ll hit on you with love and kisses Left and right all night

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Cupid’s in my corner I’m gonna beat up on the blues Cupid’s in my corner So I know I’ll never lose

Cupid’s in my corner Now I just can’t help but win 314

Cupid’s in my corner And I’m the champ of love again

I’m gonna go upside your heart With boxin’ gloves of love I’ll sock the love right out of you With every kiss and hug

So honey when you hear the bell Come out and love like hell Just hold me tight With all your might I’m glad that we both fell

Pretty Eyes

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Pretty eyes Hypnotize One looks all it took Your pretty eyes

Your eyes hypnotize Oh pretty eyes Pretty eyes

I can see I can tell With one wink You think you know me Well Your eyes cast a spell Oh pretty eyes

Pretty eyes Like the skies Pretty eyes Telling lies

Pretty eyes You’re the one You outshine the stars The moon and sun

When your eyes are Having fun 316

Oh pretty eyes Pretty eyes

I can tell I can see You’ll be sharing Your future with me

Your eyes are heavenly Oh pretty eyes Pretty eyes

When your eyes are Having fun Oh pretty eyes Pretty eyes

Your eyes hypnotize Oh pretty eyes Pretty eyes

Your eyes cast a spell Oh pretty eyes Pretty eyes

I’m Walkin’ Talkin’ ‘Bout Love

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It’s a four-letter word The sweetest word you Ever heard About the bees and the birds It’s never funny or absurd It’s on the flip side Of hate Make ya hurry up and wait You know what I’m speakin’ of I’m walkin’ talkin’ ‘bout love

I’m walkin’ talkin’ ‘bout Love in the mornin’ Twilight and dawnin’ Love in the afternoon

I’m walkin’ talkin’ ‘bout Love in the evenin’ When sundown’s Leavin’ Love underneath the moon

I’m walkin’ talkin’ ‘bout Love hallelujah I’ll sock it to ya Good ev’ry time I can I’m walkin’ talkin’ ‘bout Love from a woman And love from a lonely man

It’s a four-letter word The sweetest word 318

You ever heard About the bees and the birds It’s never funny or absurd It’s on the flip side Of hate Make you hurry up and wait You know what I’m speakin’ of

I’m walkin’ talkin’ ‘bout love I’m walkin’ talkin’ ‘bout love

How Was I to Know

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How was I to know your love Would be so good baby good How was I to know your kiss Was all that I miss baby miss

How was I to know my heart How was I to know right from The start How was I to imagine What the thrill of thrills Could do

How was I to know my soul Would burn at the touch Of your hand and How was I to know my arms Would hold on to all of your charms

I never knew such love before So hear me when I say How was I to know your love Would move me this way

How was I to know my heart Yeah baby yeah baby yeah How was I to know your kiss Would share baby share baby share

How was I to know your feelings 320

Would care baby care baby care How was I to know your love Would move me this way

You Give My Goose Bumps Goose Bumps

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You give my goose bumps goose bumps All over You give my goose bumps goose bumps When we touch

You give my goose bumps goose bumps All over my body Feels so good

You give my goose bumps goose bumps Kiss and hug You give my goose bumps goose bumps Makin’ love You give my goose bumps goose bumps Oh yeah

Well my fever’s gettin’ fever And my hots are gettin’ hotter Love is breakin’ out all over All over me Oowiee

You give my goose bumps goose bumps Oh baby You give my goose bumps goose bumps Drive me crazy You give my goose bumps goose bumps All over my body Ev’ry time

I got goose bumps on my mind 322

Hey hey I got goose bumps on my heart Oh oh I got goose bumps on my soul

All this love you sockin’ to me Well well I got goose bumps on my bootay Girl girl You make my nature jump Now now I got dimples on my pimples

Well my fever’s gettin’ fever And my hots are gettin’ hotter Love is breakin’ out all over All over me Oowiee

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The Shangrila Motel

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The Shangrila Motel Has got one foot in hell The story I will tell you Gladly

The Shangrila Hotel Has got no wishing well And the rooms of gloom Are clean and awaiting

On Sunset Boulevard I fell down for you hard The day the man said No more movies

I listened to him say The movie people moved away And there’s no sundown On Sunset tomorrow

The Shangrila Motel Is a Hollywood motel Where romantics dwell ‘Til it’s over

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Is the bottom where I fell And the only reason I go on living

On Sunset Boulevard I fell down for you hard The day the man said No more movies

I listened to him say The movie people moved away And there’s no sundown On Sunset There’s no sundown On Sunset And there’s no sundown On Sunset tomorrow

Lady Killer In the Dark

Lady Killer in the dark 325

Danger stranger in the park While the moon is slowly sinking I can’t help myself but thinking How you wasted my poor heart

Lady Killer when you smile You drive my mind and body wild When a lonesome dog is howling You’ll be out about nite owling Lady Killer in the dark

I know there’s a reward for you You’re wanted all over the world Nobody else can touch What you do When you do it to a girl

Lady Killer in the dark You never ever miss your mark With no muss no fuss or bother You can make me scream and holler Lady Killer in the dark

You Made a Fun Guy Cry

Baby I’m a real fun guy But you never give my love a try 326

My hugs and kisses tickle Make you feel funny and fickle So baby won’t you tell me why

You made a fun guy cry Baby that’s no lie Why’d you make me suffer like this When you said goodbye

You made a fun guy cry You use to satisfy It was a laugh a minute ‘Til you Made a fun guy cry

Did it amuse you in your mind To go and leave my love behind Now my happy heart is broken And you know that I’m not jokin’ What happened to our real good time

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You made a fun guy cry You made me feel so sad You made a fun guy cry You made me hurt so bad 327

You made a fun guy cry You made me feel so blue You made a fun guy cry Because you said we’re through You made a fun guy cry

I ain’t No Guinea Pig

I ain’t no guinea pig So don’t you try to dig 328

Into my mind

I ain’t no guinea pig Under a microscope My love is big Oh no no no I ain’t no guinea pig

I ain’t no guinea pig Don’t needle me with things Until I die

I ain’t no guinea pig Don’t torture me with stuff You wanna try

Oh no no no I ain’t no guinea pig It ain’t so and so I ain’t no guinea pig The microscope of love Will show I ain’t no guinea pig

I ain’t no guinea pig My love is not a laboratory Test

You’d keep me in a cage Until love turned into A vicious rage

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I ain’t no guinea pig So don’t experiment With my poor heart

I ain’t no guinea pig You must be mad To take my soul apart

Oh no no no I ain’t no guinea pig It ain’t so and so I ain’t no guinea pig The microscope of love Will show I ain’t no guinea pig I ain’t no guinea pig

Shopping in the Market for Love

Shopping in the market Shopping in the market Shopping in the market 330

For L-O-V-E Shopping in the market Shopping in the market Shopping in the market For love

People are carnivorous I’m convinced of it Shopping in the market for love

Lewd and lascivious 90% of it Shopping in the market for love

People are immoral Common and deplorable Shopping in the market for love

Super intellectuals Super oversexuals Shopping in the market for love

Rushing to and fro Ev’rywhere I go I bumped into you And what do you know Love was leakin’ like a sieve 331

And I begin to live again

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Buckle Up Your Boogie Belt

Buckle up Buckle up 332

Buckle up Buckle up Buckle up Buckle up Buckle up Buckle up Buckle up Buckle up Buckle up Buckle up

You’d better buckle up Your boogie belt Before your pants fall down And you expose yourself

You’d better buckle up Your boogie belt Before your pants fall down And I can’t help myself

You’d better buckle up Your boogie belt Before your pants fall down And I love you to death

______Top______I thought that you were a Lonely woman A helpless stranded girl

But now I find in this hotel 333

Room You’re a woman of the world

I cross my heart That I never knew Because you seemed to want me Too Then you ask me with a sexy Smile Could I make it worth your While

I’ve paid for love in so many Ways And my heart is still in hock

So I cannot pay for your love Today Have you seen my other sock

I’ll put back on my shirt you Tore In our passion at the door Before I knew you were 334

Charging me And selling love Like a whore

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Filthy As the Men’s Room Mop

She said she thought That love was dirty She said she wanted Me to stop 335

She told me that She thought my love Was Filthy as the men’s Room mop

I took a cold shower And waited Then we took it From the top

She said my kisses Nauseate her Filthy as the men’s Room mop

Her eyes were skies Of night Her hair was sheer Delight

Her body dynamite As I turned off The light

I loved her while She turned her nose up Until she cried a lone 336

Teardrop

She still believes my Love is nasty Filthy as the men’s Room mop

At first I thought That She was frigid And then I thought She’d call a cop

She hollered out I was degrading Filthy as the Men’s room mop

Her eyes were skies Of night Her hair was sheer Delight

Her body dynamite As I turned off The light

I saw her two weeks Later walking She made my eyeballs 337

Blink and pop

She was street walkin’ And street talkin’ Filthy as the Men’s room mop

Yes she was with Two cursing sailors She ate it up Like hogs love slop

To think she used to Think that love was Filthy as the Men’s room mop

Her eyes were skies Of night Her hair was sheer Delight

Her body dynamite As I turned off The light Who Was That Lady

Who was that lady With me last night That was my lady That was my wife 338

Who was that lady Holding me tight That was my lady She is the love of My life She is the love of My life She is the love of My life She is the love of My life

We got us a sitter And we stepped out The first time in ages I took her out

I wined and I dined Her We danced ‘til dawn We went to a hotel And we got it on and On We really got it on 339

And on and on and on We really got it on

She is the glamour Girl of my dreams My woman’s sweeter Than honey

Now you’ve all heard That old joke Who was that lady But this time the Joke isn’t funny

Who was that lady With me last night That was my lady That was my wife

Who was that lady Holding me tight That was my lady She is the love of My life She is the love of My life 340

She is the love of My life She is the love of My life

Don’t Get Messy With Jesse

Here’s a song all about When I use to hang out With the James Gang

I was with Jesse James 341

When he robbed his First train for gold

He was big He was bad So he took all he had With the James Gang

You can shoot blanks At Frank Robbin’ banks But don’t dare be so Bold

No no Don’t get messy With Jesse He’s faster than Billy The Kid

Now don’t get messy With bad ass Jesse I’m afraid that’s What I did

Now don’t get messy With Jesse A love-starved woman Exclaimed

Don’t get messy With bad ass Jesse 342

Let Jesse James rob This train

Dead Eye Dick’s trick Was slick But he aimed much Too quick In the hollow

He wiped his brow Blinked his eye Took a swig from His bottle And he swallowed

But a slow on the Draw Outlaw coward Knew his name wasn’t Tom Howard And shot Jesse in the Back While he was hangin’ Up a picture frame

Don’t get messy With Jesse He’s faster than Billy The Kid

Now don’t get messy With bad ass Jesse 343

I’m afraid that’s what I did

Oh Lord don’t get Messy with Jesse A love-starved woman Exclaimed

Don’t get messy With bad ass Jesse Let Jesse James rob This train

Fig Leaf Futures

Fig leaf futures Are lookin’ good this Year Y’all gon’ be Shakin’ like a leaf 344

Soon y’all be Shakin’ like a leaf

Clothes are all gonna Disappear Y’all gon’ be Shakin’ like a leaf Soon y’all be Shakin’ like a leaf

Soon y’all be Shakin’ like a leaf On a fig leaf tree Fig leaves fallin’ down On the ground to cover Thee

Soon y’all be Shakin’ like a leaf On a money tree With branches laden Down Spreadin’ money all Around

Soon y’all be Shakin’ like a leaf In a summer breeze Floatin’ on the wind And back to earth Again

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All summer winter And spring and fall Y’all gon’ be Shakin’ like a leaf Soon y’all be Shakin’ like a leaf

So take it all off And have a ball Y’all gon’ be Shakin’ like a leaf Soon y’all be Shakin’ like a leaf

Soon y’all be Shakin’ like a leaf In a ragin’ storm With naked body heat To keep your body warm

Soon y’all be Shakin’ like a leaf In natural nudity Then the world will be Hard core pornography

Soon y’all be Shakin’ like a leaf And walkin’ down the Street For ev’ryone to see That you’re not afraid 346

To be

Fig leaf futures Are lookin’ good This year Y’all gon’ be Shakin’ like a leaf Soon y’all be Shakin’ like a leaf

Clothes are all gonna Disappear Y’all gon’ be Shakin’ like a leaf Soon y’all be Shakin’ like a leaf

Love Seat for Sale

Love seat for sale Love seat for sale Love seat for sale Love seat for Sale

A painted sign bright 347

Red On a rusty nail In a tree said Love seat for sale

So I rang your bell But to no avail For the love seat for Sale

Back in your garage Like a mirage You sat in the love Seat for sale

A lover on a throne Sitting all alone On the love seat for Sale

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Heaven or hell I’m under your spell On the love seat for Sale

Woman and man On an old divan Reclining 348

Love seat for sale

Yes we lost our heads In a little single bed Purple love seat for Sale

On a small sofa couch That opened out Into a love seat for Sale

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You’re On the Up and Up

You’re on the up and up Good lovin’ with no Hang-ups And I can’t get enough Sugar sugar

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You’re on the up and up Your lovin’ fills my cup You’re on the up and up True blue and all that Stuff

Down and out Disappears when you’re About I trust in you Without a doubt Honey honey

You’re on the up and up You’re hangin’ in there Tough You’re on the up and up When times get hard And rough

You’re how come I’m happy You’re why I feel so good The real thing Is a true thing Shining like truth Should

No more two-bit phonies 350

Leaving me blue and Lonely With pretty promises And no account dirty Lies

You’re on the up and up And you give your all And I had to fall Sugar sugar

You’re on the up and up And I feel ten feet tall

You’re on the up and up I’m bouncin’ like A ball

Up and up Your’re nobody’s fool You are so calm and Cool lover

You’re on the up and up You’re never mean and Cruel

You’re on the up and up Exception to the rule

Up and up 351

You’re on the up and up You’re on the up and up You’re on the up and up

Blue Beard

I grew a blue beard Way down here I’m a freak of love For you baby Way down here

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From thinking fuzzy Thinking obscene Once all my thoughts Were Mr. Clean

A world wonder I’ve come to be A taboo curiosity

I grew a blue beard When you left it Appeared

It’s getting bluer Every year Way down here

When I look in the Mirror Way down here

Well it’s clearer and Clearer Way down here

If you’d come love me I’d smile it away Then I could live Another normal day 353

These other women Don’t help at all Staring blushing At my what’chama Call

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Jealous Bones and Jealous Jones

Jealous bones and jealous jones Won’t leave me lone down to the bone Since I caught you gettin’ it on I’m a green-eyed cripple in the danger Zone 354

Another blue fool’s mind got blown

By jealous bones and jealous jones By jealous bones and jealous jones

My body’s shakin’ and rattlin’ Makin’ my brown eyes turn to green I could not speak my knees got weak Clean to the marrow aches and pains from Jealousy

Jealous bones and jealous jones Won’t leave me lone down to the bone Since I caught you gettin’ it on Another blue fool’s mind got blown

Jealous bones and jealous jones Jealous bones and jealous jones Jealous bones and jealous jones Jealous bones and jealous jones

I came back home and did not phone I’m hidin’ skeleton in my closet all alone Here at the keyhole I’m dead and gone From something modern medicine has never Known

Jealous bones and jealous jones Won’t leave me lone down to the bone 355

Since I caught you gettin’ it on I’m a green-eyed cripple in the danger Zone Another blue fool’s mind got blown

Jealous bones and jealous jones Jealous bones and jealous jones Jealous bones and jealous jones Jealous bones and jealous jones

Rain Out of Me

Forecasted cloudburst Don’t stop teardrops Rain out of me Until I’m free Predicted showers Don’t stop teardrops 356

Rain out of me A deep blue sea

‘Cause I want to cry Again For the last time Bad weather warnings Dark clouding my mind

By thunders power A storm or a shower I’m tired of crying A drizzle a day

Rain out of me Don’t stop teardrops Rain out of me Teardrops don’t stop Until I’m free Don’t stop teardrops Rain out of me Don’t stop teardrops 357

Rain out of me Don’t stop teardrops Rain out of me

Strike me love Lightning Don’t stop teardrops Rain out of me Until I’m free A flood I’m fighting Don’t stop teardrops Rain out of me A deep blue sea

I see a rainbow Right after the rain I’m willing to weep up A big hurricane And when it’s all over A new love I’ll find With gray days Behind me The sun’s gonna shine

Rain out of me Don’t stop teardrops Rain out of me Teardrops don’t stop Until I’m free

Don’t stop teardrops Rain out of me 358

Don’t stop teardrops Rain out of me

Off the Record and On the Road

Off the record and on the road Off the record and on the road

If I could be a super duper Superstar I would be shinin’ shootin’ 359

I could explode

Shootin’ movies and TV shows Makin’ money honey To buy my fancy clothes

Singin’ and actin’ by myself Makin’ hambone music Slap happy myself to death

Yes I’m a winner nobody knows But in show business That’s how it goes

I’d take it all off If that would bring The people runnin’ To see me do my thing

Some people like me But some ain’t enough The competitions and times are rough

I need somebody who understands Someone with contacts and master plans

Off the record and on the road I’m a naked shake dancer And all my talent shows

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Life is Love

Living life is love Living life is love

Life is love and love Goes on and on Life is love 361

Life is love right From the day you’re Born Life is love

So every time you fall In love Life begins again And again

If there is a hereafter Heaven knows Life is love

We only live to let Love grow and grow Life is love

Each day by day We’ll live life with Each other As lover’s ‘cause life Is love

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Life is love the only Life worth living Life is love

When love arrives And you’re alive and Giving Life is love

Your world has just Begun And it’s a good one With someone to love

Dreams come true When dreamers rise Above Life is love

The lustful earthly Things that they dream of Life is love

Yes it’s written in The stars You can’t erase it Replace it Life is love

You live it Life is love 363

You give it Life is love

You take it Life is love

You make it Life is love

Don’t fake it Life is love

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I Gave At the Office

I gave all I had At the office Your love is my Favorite charity

I didn’t even take a 364

Break. . . For coffee milk or Tea

I gave at the office Your love is my job I work to love you And get love credit Cards

I gave at the office I save at love’s bank I pay love union dues And love income tax

For a worthy cause For a worthy cause

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I make my lovin’ my Livin’ too I don’t date the late Lunch bunch I bring it home to You

From nine to five I Look starry-eyed 365

I put in overtime ‘Til you’re satisfied

For a worthy cause For a worthy cause

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I’m Completely Out of the Picture

Baby I’m completely out Of the picture The pretty picture I had of me and you

Baby I’m slowly fading Out of focus And pictures don’t lie 366

Hocus-pocus Yes it’s true

I’m completely out of the Picture I had of me and you Just like an undeveloped Negative I’m turning black And blue When I looked up on His mantelpiece And saw you I knew

I’m completely out of The picture I’m completely out of The picture I’m completely out of The picture

I had of me I had of you I had of me I had of you I had of me I had of you

Baby I’m completely out Of the picture Baby I’m completely 367

Out of view

Baby I’m aware the Camera clicked But we didn’t We didn’t click pretty Baby So now I know we’re Through

I’m completely out of The picture I’m gone I’m out of View You never smiled for Me the way He made you do You just said cheese On every snapshot I ever got of you

Now I’m completely out Of the picture I’m completely out Of the picture I’m completely out Of the picture

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Long Love List

Oh yes I missed your Kiss On my long love list

Oh yes I missed your Kiss On my long love list 369

I put your lips your Love And your pretty smile

I put your eyes your Nose And your dimpled Chin

I put your face your Hair And your lovely skin

Yes but I missed your Kiss On my long love list

I picked my love apart Then I put it back Together And recited each by Heart Now I love you more Than ever

I listed all the reasons 370

I love everything About you

And I can call them All by name But something’s Missing just the Same

Oh yes I missed your Kiss On my long love list

I put your scent your Clothes and your Beautiful name

I put your walk your Talk And your clever game

I put put your food your Mood And your attitude Yes but I missed your Kiss 371

On my long love list

I thought I got it all From the bottom to the Top

But my love list keeps On growing ‘Cause my love for you Won’t stop

Every good thing That you gave me I spend the daytime Thinking of

Instead of counting Sheep for sleeping I dream about the Things I love

Yes but I missed your Kiss On my long love list

I put your mind 372

Your heart And your sexy soul

I put your shape Your style and the Way you feel

I put your touch Your laugh and Your bitter tears

Yes but I missed Your sweet kiss On my long love List

Tough Titty

Tough titty Tough titty Tough titty Tough titty

Don’t join the rat Race overnight Kitty 373

Kitty big cities are Rotten to the core

Don’t be a sucker It’s a rough tough Titty Attempt to pimp And you’ll wind-up A whore

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Ask the pick of the Litter Walkin’ B-Way

Don’t split to L. A. To be a star Don’t trust a tomcat With a briefcase And don’t deal with Alley cats in bars

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The fat cats are warm 374

Up in Alaska But don’t go to the dogs ‘Cause you’ll get bit

The black cool cats Are howlin’ Kitty But from coast to Coast It’s cold as a witches Tit

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Army Navy Air Force Marines

Army Navy Air Force Marines Army Navy Air Force Marines Army Navy Air Force Marines Army Navy Air Force Marines

Army Navy Air Force Marines He’s gotta make a choice between Dropped out of high school 375

At seventeen for love

College knowledge He couldn’t afford Now his love life can’t be Ignored He’ll be a father soon for love He’ll be a father soon for love He’ll be a father soon for love

Army Navy Air Force Marines So young in love But without means Willing to volunteer And serve for love

Proud to wear a uniform So his baby can be born For love that’s why he wants To join For love that’s why he wants To join For love that’ why he wants To join

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A Honey Kind of Feeling

A honey kind of feeling Comes all over me Every time I see you smile

A honey kind of feeling Makes my life complete Makes it all worthwhile 377

There is honey in your kiss Golden honey laced with bliss A wild honey kind of feeling I cannot resist - - - -

Some girls taste like honey When they’re making love Affectionate and sweet

That’s how you satisfy me When our lips meet You’re good enough to eat

There is honey in your love Angel honey from above There’s this honey kind Of feeling Birds and bees dream of

One Way Ticket to Nashville

One-way ticket to Nashville Sure as moonshine in a still One-way ticket to Nashville As sure as blue grass Growing in the field

I'm leaving Memphis in the morning 378

Hoe down showdown With the blues

Sure as the Southland I was born in I believe I'll never lose

One-way ticket to Nashville As sure as hillbillies come With guitars Out of the hills

Minnie Pearl's I'm gonna Buy you With the Johnny Cash I make

Though my voice ain't Country Haggard Charlie Pride is all it takes

'Til I Ernie Ford You diamonds And Ernest Tubbs Of rubies too Stay Faron Young Loretta Lynn me 'Cause our love song's Overdue

One-way ticket to Nashville 379

I'm sure as hillbillies Become songwriters For record deals

Gremlin in the Kremlin

I heard the cry of liberty Ring out across the sea ‘Twas a voice of change Democracy That set the people free

There was a gremlin in the Kremlin Crouched behind a cellar door 380

He tried to keep the peasants Tremblin’ They almost had a civil war

They had a gremlin in the Kremlin A dictator mean as sin But the heroes kept assemblin’ ‘Cause they knew that they would Win

The leaders name was Gorby But he was gobbled up He stood for perestroika And called the Gremlin’s bluff

His truth was hard to swallow So the gremlin spit him up Then the gremlin gagged on Yeltsin And Boris kicked his little Butt

There was gremlin in the Kremlin Growlin’ vicious as a glutton The monster that he was 381

Resemblin’ Could push a nuclear Panic button

They had a gremlin in the Kremlin Worse than old Uncle Joe Stalin All revolutionary men and Women Fought for a peaceful Happy ending

Dark skies of gray Have turned to blue Now dreams can all come true Lord the sun will shine Love on mankind The gremlin’s days are Through There was a gremlin in the Kremlin They had a gremlin in the Kremlin There was a gremlin in the Kremlin They had a gremlin in the Kremlin

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Liquor and Poker

Liquor in the front And poker in the rear Now Liquor and poker

Prostitution’s common On the road Scarlet women ev'rywhere 383

Converse in slang and Code

I found a truck stop Lady of the night Hot natured as a forest Fire I asked her for a light

As we went upstairs To bed Yellowstone's big sky Was red Then quite innocently She smiled and said

Lick her in the front And poke her in the rear Now

Drinkin' and gamblin' Is not for me And I could contract AIDS From oral and anal Sodomy So freaky intercourse Can never be And what millions Of Frenchmen do 384

Is not my cup of tea

But she kept right on Implyin’ Innuendos in my mind Then she said try it Just one time

Lick her in the front And poke her in the rear Now Oh yeah Poke her in the rear now Hmm Lick her in the front And poke her in the rear

At a notorious bar On the border of Montana There's a saloon inside And a honky tonk piano Where truckers cowboy's And bikers Near Malfunction Junction Shoot pool 385

And break rules Of ev'ry kind of no no

(Singin')

Lick her in the front And poke her in the rear Now

I didn't speak the Language of the streets But the woman kept on Talkin' To me between the Sheets

She said that I could Have myself a ball Then she went on and on To make the worst Request of all

That's when I heard her Say If I wanted her to Stay And never ever go Away Lick her in the front And poke her in the rear Now 386

Oh yeah Poke her in the rear now Hmm

Lick her in the front And poke her in the rear Now

Is it just a simple Play on words Or what I think I hear Now

Lick her in the front And poke her in the rear Now That's the story of my Life She cried Since I've been workin' Here now

Lick her in the front And poke her in the rear Now

Downstairs I read A sign that spelled out Her words I comprehend Now

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Liquor in the front And poker in the rear Now

I misunderstood her Meanin' She meant booze and Cards It's clear now

Liquor and poker I guess I'm the joker Liquor and poker To think I wanted To choke her

Love Energy

Black out electric lights Make love in the dark of night

Turn down the steaming heat Love’s flame can’t be beat

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Because we’ve got love energy There’s no crisis and no emergency

I’ll never run out of gas Long as love’s power last Forever it’s a fact Your kiss is my thermostat

Because we’ve got love energy There’s no crisis and no emergency

We’ve got love energy Although it’s very plain to see There’s a shortage on this And a shortage on that But I know where the power’s at And that’s a natural fact ‘Cause you’re my thermostat

Little Black Cowboy

You will be the best And bravest Little black cowboy Little black cowboy Little black cowboy

You’re the greatest 389

Geddy-up good guy Little black cowboy Little black cowboy Little black cowboy

Sure as shootin’ A rootin’ And a tootin’ Little black cowboy Little black cowboy Little black cowboy Little black cowboy

Well his name is Roy He’s my pride and joy He said Dad When I grow up Can I be a black cowboy

Wear a cowboy hat That’s where it’s at Ride a big white horse And give all the outlaws Tit for tat

Kiss Mary Lou When I get through Buy the whole ol’ town 390

Ice cream cones Dad I love you

Well I told him son Don’t wear a gun But whenever you see Trouble coming Don’t you run

When bad men call Your hand stand tall Fight for the rights Of blacks and whites

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Under Whistler’s Mother

A work of art A masterpiece Don’t have to look No further I’ll meet you in the Louvre Museum Under Whistler’s Mother

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The guard won’t see us Kissing there An image of two Lovers Meet me at the Louvre Museum Under Whistler’s Mother

Blue Boy turned pink Van Gogh turned away Picasso’s green with Jealousy

Mona Lisa blushed Rembrandt bled Blood red At our x-rated self Portrait black abstract

Sitting on a love seat Where culture vultures Hover Looking up an old ladies Dress Under Whistler’s Mother

Captured on a canvass The tour guide won’t Discover 392

Buck naked in a golden Frame Under Whistler’s Mother

Suburban Bourbon

Suburban bourbon Suburban bourbon Suburban bourbon Suburban bourbon Suburban bourbon Suburban bourbon Suburban bourbon Suburban bourbon 393

Mother nature is going Crazy In my backyard & when I look out the Front door lately I swear to God I can see the roses Blossom Into every shade of Red

I can hear the happy Blue birds Serenading overhead

But the draperies are Drawn In the living room And it’s all because Our love just failed To bloom

So I drink suburban Bourbon To escape away from Gloom

I just drink suburban Bourbon In the neighborhood Saloon 394

Pick the roses from The front yard Put them with this On my tomb

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Late at night I hear The lonesome whistle blow And like that train out there Soon I will have to go

I can smile and face tomorrow With raw courage in my heart Long as I can drown my sorrow I can make another start

Since we left the city And moved outside of town I can pour my troubles And chug-a-lug ‘em down So I drink suburban bourbon When I get big city blues I just drink suburban bourbon When I think I’m gonna lose Here’s a toast to you Before I go And pay my final dues

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1. Beyond the Bells of Boston Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 401 2. Badman’s Territory Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 403 3. Wrinkles and Gray Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 405 4. Make a Sacrifice (Save a Woman’s Life) Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 407 5. Mr. Sweet Thang Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 408 6. Somebody New is Knocking at My Door Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 410 7. How Geechee Can You Get Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 413 8. Bald-Headed Woman Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 415 9. I Flipped My Wilson Over You Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 416 10. Computer Commuter Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 417 11. The Eagle and the Bear Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 419 12. Meadow Lark Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 420 13. The Balls to Bang Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 421 14. Idle Hands Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 422 15. Confession Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 424

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

16. Affaire De Coeur Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 426 17. Inside Information 398

Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 427 18. I Boast the Most Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 429 19. Frisky Family Man Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E, Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 432 20. Afriquecan Woman Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 434 21. Oriental Eyes Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 436 22. Cussin’ and Fussin’ in Russian Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 438 23. Spanish Man Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 440 24. World Shopping Spree Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 442 25. She’s Waiting in the Glade Down Through the Glen Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 443 26. High Yellow Teller Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 445 27. On the Verge of Voodoo Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 447 28. The Precious Gift of Allah Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 449 29. The Gold Coast Special Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 450 30. Zillion Dollar Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 451 32. You Can Go to Minnesota Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 453

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33. Making Merry Music In My Mind Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 455 34. Massage My Mind 399

Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 458 35. Career Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 460 36. Pastel Pictures Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 462 37. Smiling at the Top of the Heap Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 463 38. Monkey See Monkey Do Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 465 39. You Tranquilize Me Baby Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 466 40. The Cuckoo (Won’t Stop Telling Me We’re Through) Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 468 41. Hawaiian Hula Hoops Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 470 42. Scarface Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 472 43. Desperation Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 474 44. Our Flag Old Glory Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 476 45. Monster Money Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 478 46. Unlucky Mother from Kentucky Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 480 47. Society Frowns Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 482 48. Sun Ocean Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 484 49. Love Junkie Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 486

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50. Love is Mighty Powerful Stuff Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 488 51. Glad Happy 400

Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 490 52. Still Life Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 491 53. It’s Better to Butter Me Up Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 493 54. The Time Is Ripe Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 495 55. It’s My Life You’re Living Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 497 56. Love’s the Best Adventure I Ever Had Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 498 57. Filthy Rich Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 500 58. The Crown Heads of Europe Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 501 59. A Good Man’s Table Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 502 60. Black Bosanova Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 503 61. The Human Race Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 505 62. Listen to the Baby Cry Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 506 63. Do You Think Human Meat Would Taste Good to Eat Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 508 64. Taboo Canary Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 510 65. Put ‘Em in a Plastic Bag Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 511 66. I Love the Daylights Out of You Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 513 67. If Loving You Was All I Could Do Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 514 68. Red Brick Wall Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73Pau 1-114-904 ’88 515

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69. You Satisfy Me Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘70 Pau 1-687-604 ‘92 516 70. Queenie Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘72 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 518 401

71. Aunt Jemima Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 520 72. Don’t Pull the Rug Out from Under Me Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 521 73. I Spoke Too Soon Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘73 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 522 74. Lickin’ Harry’s Hairy Lips of Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 524 75. Honey Woman Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘73 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 526 76. Absent-Minded Mr. Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘73 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 529 77. The Merry-Go-Round of Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘73 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 531 78. Sand Castle Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘73 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 533 79. The Secret of Santa Monica Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘73 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 534 80. Blue Black Baritone (Female Version) Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 535 81. I Heard a Moan in Memphis Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Eu 431934 ClassE’73 536 82. Secretariat the Handsome Horse Mom N’Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Eu 431933ClassE’73 538 83. Rainbow Eyes Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘58 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 540 84. The Same Ol’ Boat Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘70 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 541 85. Dead in the Bed Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘73 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 543

Beyond the Bells of Boston

Beyond the bells of Boston Beyond the bells of Boston 402

Take off my wedding dress How did I get in this mess Somebody old said marry me Somebody new said live with me

Now for the life of me I can’t hardly see Raising up a family Raising up a family

Wedding bells don’t turn me on Now Guess I best be off and gone Now This wedding’s better off Than on now Before this baby’s born

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Wedding bells are beautiful Wedding cake is good to chew But you can’t have your cake And eat it too

The proper thing to do Be Boston bred and true But I’ll never live with him And I’ll never marry you 403

My wedding day is here And the bells are ringing clear But I gotta get away from Here Beyond the bells of Boston Beyond the bells of Boston

There goes the bride There goes the bride Beyond the bells of Boston

Bad Man’s Territory

Out chere in bad man’s territory Let me tell you my love story Way out west 404

They love the best Oh they don’t ever take a rest They’ve got the power and the glory Out chere in bad man’s territory Out chere in bad man’s territory

Out chere a woman is a woman And a real man is a real man We had a showdown after sundown And one of us was found

Feet first in trouble Your lovin’ shot me down Then you whispered “Hi Ho Silver” And rode away from town

You had the fastest gun they tell me As I lay dyin’ in my bed Then all the women gathered ‘round me And this is what they said

Out chere in bad man’s territory Let me tell you my love story Out chere in bad man’s territory Let me tell you my love story Out chere in bad man’s territory 405

Let me tell you my love story Out chere in bad man’s territory Let me tell you my love story Out chere in bad man’s territory

Wrinkles and Gray

Wrinkles and gray Wrinkles and gray The real old people are Wrinkles and gray 406

What make them this way Wrinkles and gray Time marches over their Faces And wrinkles them gray

And it won’t go away The wrinkles and gray From the head down to the toe What makes it so and so

Tattered and torn The old clothes that they Wear Are wrinkles and gray The same as they Are wrinkles and gray

I just saw one today All wrinkles and gray A hair from my head Was wrinkled and gray

My youth saw the truth That my old age won’t say We all live for the future To be wrinkles and gray

The same as they 407

Wrinkles and gray The same as they Wrinkles and gray The same as they Are wrinkles and gray

Make A Sacrifice (Save a Woman’s Life)

Make a sacrifice save a woman’s life Make a sacrifice save a woman’s life

Help me cross the street 408

Save me from the sea

Be a boyscout man help a woman cross the street I know what you want me to do is right And I believe you mean it but when trouble comes Promise you won’t leave me Shaky in the night

Please don’t come on flaky Make a sacrifice save a woman’s life Help me cross the street Save me from the sea

You’re a good lifeguard Save my drowning soul Help might not arrive and I’d be forced to turn to weaker guys

You could be my lifesaver But when the going gets rough You better hang in there tough

Make a sacrifice save a woman’s life Make a sacrifice save a woman’s life Mr. Sweet Thang

Mr. Sweet Thang is His name (Mr. Sweet Thang)

Good lovin’ is his 409

Claim to fame (Mr. Sweet Thang)

He ain’t got time for Teasin’ ‘Cause pleasin’ is his Game Kisses taste like Puddin’ n’ tain

All y’all women want Him (Mr. Sweet Thang) And I know that I Know why (Mr. Sweet Thang)

Ice cream cake and Candy Make you beg and cry Big brown sugar daddy Lips like blueberry Pie

Ain’t no doubt about It (Mr. Sweet Thang)

He knocks me out About it (Mr. Sweet Thang)

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And he makes me Wanna shout it (Mr. Sweet Thang) Mmm so good

He makes me call his Name (Mr. Sweet Thang)

He’s a satisfyin’ shame (Mr. Sweet Thang)

Mr. Sweet Thang Is his name

Mr. Sweet Thang Mr. Sweet Thang Mr. Sweet Thang Mr. Sweet Thang

Somebody New is Knocking at my Door

Bam bam bam Boom boom boom Yeah

Bam bam bam 411

Boom boom boom Yeah

Bam bam bam Boom boom boom Yeah

He don’t make much money Oh yeah People think he dresses Funny oh yeah Knocking on my back Door for honey Oh yeah Get down with the Bam bam

Bam bam bam Boom boom boom Yeah

He’s a woodman He’s a good man I swear 412

He’s a ice man He’s a nice man He cares

He’s a gasman He’s my last man I declare

He puts more fuel In the fire Down there

Somebody new is Knocking at my Door

Get down with the Bam bam

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How Geechee Can You Get

Selling yelling talking Telling How geechee can you get

Selling yelling talking 414

Telling How geechee can you get

How geechee can you get Go on and giggle it up Go on and gobble it up If you’ve got that goofy Stuff Dreams are made of

How geechee can you get You’ve got money And life’s a ball The old code changes After all How geechee can you get

How irresponsible can you be Now you sleep so much later And your meals are brought in By a waiter How geechee can you get

How now brown cow You practice To keep your voice in shape So you can give out Loud clear orders All along your merry way

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How ridiculous your Friends not to tell you Things That would save your Self respect How geechee can you get When you’re excited Gee I bet

How geechee can you get Climbing up the ladder Of success

Selling yelling talking Telling How geechee can you get

Bald-Headed Woman

I be a bald-headed woman Before I scratch my mind about you But a lady barber spread the rumor And it’s true

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You made me dye my baldhead blue You made me dye my baldhead blue

I’m a bald-headed woman Lady look in your crystal ball She said I must of broke a mirror Seven long years ago

Well well I use to have hang down hair But pin curlers made you mad I lost my pigtails in a fire Smoking in your bed

But I be a bald-headed woman Before I let you blow my wig And when you heard what I said You made me dye my baldhead red

You made me dye my baldhead red You made me dye my baldhead red

I Flipped My Wilson Over You

I flipped my Wilson over you I flipped my Wilson over you I flipped my Wilson over you I flipped my Wilson over you

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I flipped my Wilson over you Strangely plain am I They called me just plain Jane But now I am no longer blue I flipped my Wilson over you I flipped my Wilson over you

You made me laugh You made me love Until the night you said good-bye And now I don’t know what to do I flipped my Wilson over you

Then I turned on the TV set To try and help myself forget But every place I see your face The way you said you loved me too

I flipped my Wilson over you I flipped my Wilson over you I flipped my Wilson over you I flipped my Wilson over you

Computer Commuter

Computer commuter Computer commuter

Clickity clack Down the track One day you ain’t comin’ back 418

Big data doings In your briefcase Your mind is clean As a brand-new slate

Computer commuter Computer commuter Your children are At the garden gate And your woman simply waits

The working day You put in is but A memory now Across the green fields You can see horses And milk cows

Computer commuter Computer commuter

But tomorrow is your ticket to board The money train For you must push The button and feed The brain machine It’s a livin’ after all

Computer commuter 419

Computer commuter

The Eagle and the Bear

You flying high up in the air Like the eagle and the bear Like the eagle and the bear

The eagle’s eye is keen you see And the big bear’s hug is strong The eagle’s talons are sharp as nails 420

And the big bear’s claws are long And the big bear’s claws are long

The eagle is the swiftest one The big bear is just waiting The eagle screamed up in the sky And the big bear’s steady grinning And the big bear’s steady grinning

The eagle swooped with all his might The big bear kept on grinning The eagle struck to start the fight And the big bear was steady grinning And the big bear was steady grinning

The eagle missed and hit a tree The big bear was steady grinning You flying high up in the air Like the eagle and the bear Like the eagle and the bear

Meadow Lark

Meet me in the meadow Out in the country air Wild flowers in the fields Golden rods and daffodils

Meet me in the meadow 421

Lay beside me there Let the sun’s warm glow Shine down on us

Meet me in the meadow Park the car on the hill Pack a picnic basket Of wine and cheese and such

Love me in the meadow Before you take me home Gather up the flowers And put some in my hair

Meet me in the meadow Love awaits us there Love awaits us there Love awaits us there Love awaits us there Love awaits us there Love awaits us there

The Balls to Bang

You got the balls to bang Life is a baseball game Life is hit and miss Three strikes and you’re down and out

You got the balls to bang You win the whole damn thang You gonna score for sure 422

That’s what it’s all about

You never get to first base ‘Til you get away from home You never get to first place ‘Til you hit it on your own

You got the balls to bang So you can play the game You hit a home run then And you can do it again And you can do it again

You wouldn’t play it safe You never lost before We’d be a winning team It’s the American way

You got the balls to bang Life is a baseball game Life is hit and miss Three strikes you’re down and out

Idle Hands

Idle hands Idle hands Idle hands Idle hands

My mama and my papa When I was but a child 423

Warned me ‘bout a man With idle hands

My uncle and my auntie Whispered ‘bout my cousin Said he’d never amount to much With idle hands

Idle hands get busy Working in the city Build a better city With idle hands

Idle hands do something Even if you wash them That could make a difference With idle hands

Idle hands Idle hands Idle hands Idle hands I can’t fondle fingers Dangling from a body Only doing nothing With idle hands

Why are you not like others I could have known and loved Instead I find you sitting With idle hands

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Idle hands don’t hold me Idle hands don’t move me ‘Til you do what I told you With idle hands

Idle hands Idle hands Idle hands Idle hands

Confession

I skipped the gossip session And came here to confession To talk to you

Father forgive me For I have sinned I love the husband Of my best friend 425

It happens we are neighbors And as neighbors do We got close Together Over the fence Out in the yard

I tried to forget him But my memories come Hard

The first thing I did Wrong Was look in his eyes The last thing I did right Was see you tonight

Father forgive me For I’ve broken two homes

I skipped the gossip session And came here to confession To talk to you

My best friend’s suspicious So I put on an act Then my eyes meet his Eyes Behind her back

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We touched under the Table And whenever we can

Father forgive me ‘Cause we’ve made Wedding plans

If the church can Forgive me For breaking the rules

I’d move heaven and Earth And give up all that I own

Father forgive me For I’ve broken two homes I skipped the gossip session And came here to confession To talk to you Affaire de Coeur

Time will tell but I believe we belong in love Time will tell but I believe we belong in love Time will tell but I believe we belong in love

Affaire de coeur Ami amant En ze French Reviere Internationale escapades oo la la 427

Le continental Faberge Mon cheerie le Paree C’est la vie Mon petite adieu

Once before my love was fickle But I closed that door behind me In the past I loved too many Now I’m aware

Time will tell but I believe we belong in love Time will tell but I believe we belong in love Time will tell but I believe we belong in love

It’s only you up to this moment And no one else but you will do I’ve decided to love truly Until it’s over

Time will tell but I believe we belong in love Time will tell but I believe we belong in love Time will tell but I believe we belong in love

Inside information

I’ve got inside information I’ve got inside information I’ve got inside information I’ve got inside information

Hear the minutes of the meeting Between me myself and I 428

Last night we joined together Pledged we’d love you ‘til I die

Hear the minutes of the meeting From my body mind and soul Just to have you and to hold you Is my one and only goal

I’ve got inside information I’ve got inside information I’ve got inside information I’ve got inside information

My eyes say love unanimous My lips swear I’ll be true My arms vow they will never Reach out for anyone but you

And I’ve got inside information When I take a vote on you There will never be another All my feeling say it’s true

I’ve got inside information I’ve got inside information I’ve got inside information 429

I’ve got inside information When I take a vote on you

I Boast the Most

I boast the most I drink a toast I boast the most About you baby

I boast the most From coast to coast I boast the most 430

About your love

Some people brag about A brand-new house Some others talk about A fancy car Sometimes they ramble on and on and on But this is what I say When it’s my turn

I boast the most about you I drink a toast to you I boast the most about you Give up the ghost without you

Whenever we’re out walkin’ in a crowd (I boast the most)

I wanna holla out your name out loud (I boast the most)

I wanna shout right out I love you so (I boast the most)

I wanna let the whole wide world know (I boast the most)

You are the secret I could never keep (From coast to coast)

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You are all I’ve got to say (From coast to coast)

I tell my best friend About you ev’ry day (From coast to coast)

I told my worst enemy

I’ll drink a double dose of champagne wine (I drink a toast)

And talk about the many times (I drink a toast)

I held you tightly in my lovin’ arms (I drink a toast)

& sang the praises of your charms (I boast the most)

I run my mouth about you And I can’t stop (I boast the most)

I wanna holla off a mountain top (I boast the most)

Stick out my chest And boast to all the rest 432

(I boast the most)

Your love is better than the best Yes! (I boast the most)

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Frisky Family Man

Frisky family man Frisky family man

The modern version of a Family man According to the latest Family plan To try and understand 433

The frisky family man

The frisky family man Is a full grown man Still growing

Sometimes he’s like a strong Oak tree Sometimes he’s just a flower To me

He got married in church And swore on a stack Of Bibles

Now he’s out on good behavior Free sex and loves His Savior

And that’s why he wants To fool around with me His and her arrangement Separated homes and cars

Frisky family man Frisky family man Frisky family man Frisky family man 434

Afriquecan Woman

I’m an Afriquecan woman I’m an Afriquecan woman I’m an Afriquecan woman I’m an Afriquecan woman

Paris nights and London days Paris nights and London days I can can can 435

I love to can can Bonjour monsieur C’est la vie

I’m a Pigalle pussycat I can sing and dance And I pass my hat Shake my bon bons up and down And pat my patty cake downtown

My baby cakes can shake up A big soulful quake And you can hold me tight And you can hold me tight And you can hold me tight And you can hold me tight

Paris nights and London days Paris nights and London days I can’t swim that English Channel But I can bloody handle Paris nights and London days Paris nights and London days

I’m a can can Afriquecan woman Pip pip and tally ho 436

‘Round and ‘round we go Cheerio you bloody know I can understand

I’m an Afriquecan woman I’m an Afriquecan woman I’m an Afriquecan woman I’m an Afriquecan woman

Oriental Eyes

Oriental eyes Oriental eyes

Oriental eyes The Buddha was so wise To bless the wall of China With Oriental eyes 437

Slanted to the east But I come from the west When you smile I love your style Your philosophy Drives me wild

If your diet Consist of rice I’ll treat you twice As nice I’ve got a yen To be your friend As a lover in your life

Oriental eyes Don’t look so surprised My culture is To love you Because I know You’re wise

Oh Oriental eyes Oh Oriental eyes Oh Oriental eyes Oh Oriental eyes

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Cussin’ n’ Fussin’ in Russian

You’ve got me cussin’ n’ Fussin’ in Russian You’ve got me cussin’ n’ Fussin’ in Russian

Pardon my French But you’ve got me cussin’ Forgive my Dutch 439

Excuse my Russian

You big so and so You ol’ such and such You’ve got me cussin’ n’ Fussin’ in Russian

Goddaggit I love you Gosh darn it I need you Dad gummit I want you Heck honey I miss you

Golddern it I’m sorry Golddarn it I swear it You’ve got me cussin’ n’ Fussin’ in Russian You’ve got me cussin’ n’ Fussin’ in Russian You’ve got me cussin’ n’ Fussin’ in Russian

My bloody English Was Greek to you baby So I’m drinkin’ Vodka To forget about you

But each blessed time I try I remember And start back to Cussin’ n fussin’ In Russian 440

You’ve got me cussin’ n’ Fussin’ in Russian You’ve got me cussin’ n’ Fussin’ in Russian You’ve got me cussin’ n’ Fussin’ in Russian

Spanish Man

Senorita chiquita Told me ‘bout you Your eyes are black As night Let your dark eyes shine And I’ll pour the wine You savvy you savvy Spanish man 441

I’ll be your guitar I’ll be your fiesta I’ll be your siesta I’ll be your rain In Spain Mainly on the plain I’ll be your soulful sister

Castanets are clicking ‘Round you And the smile you Smile is mucho true You’ve got macho Si si si si Spanish man

Spanish man You were made for me ‘Cause my love is soul unity Spanish man Let’s love again Spanish man I’m a soulful woman Spanish man

A sta la vista 442

Spanish man You savvy You savvy Spanish man

A sta la vista Spanish man You savvy You savvy Spanish man

World Shopping Spree

Kosher tomatoes Irish potatoes I’m in the market With my grocery list

Banana bunches Mexican munchies I’m in the corner store Give me that and give me this 443

I’ll pay you gladly Bag it up I need credit Where I’m headed

Proposition me I’m willin’ My shopping baskets fillin’ To the brim with goodies You can share my Sunday dinner

Hungary Turkey Greece and Chile Is cookin’ in my pot for you The high price of livin’ The low price I’m givin’

Italian wine Beer from the Rhine Swiss candy for me I’m out on a world-shopping spree

She’s Waiting in the Glade Down Through the Glen

Lord She’s waiting in the glade Down through the glen My sister and my mister Are at it again

But blood is thicker 444

Than plain old water is She’s young enough to be His daughter and she is

She’s waiting in the glade Down through the glen That’s what the message said And I was shocked But just before I let my mind cave in He thinks they’s kissin’ cousins And distant kin She’s waiting in the glade Down through the glen

My husband was my hero Handsome tall My sister’s just my sister Under the skin

But blood is thicker Than plain old water is She’s young enough To be his daughter And she is Lord she’s waiting in the glade Down through the glen

She’s waiting in the glade 445

Down through the glen

High Yella Teller

He’s gonna rob you color blind He’s gonna rob you color blind He’s gonna rob you color blind He’s gonna rob you color blind

High yella teller standing Strictly in your business line Big black mellow fellow 446

Gonna rob you color blind

High yella teller his sweet smile Is aimed straight at your heart And if the nigger pulls the trigger All the money honey’s free

He should hold you for a hostage Then y’all could be alone He’s got your combination

He’s gonna rip you off for sure He’s gonna rip you off for sure He’s gonna rip you off for sure He’s gonna rip you off for sure

High yella teller tho’ a red sign Says your windows closed Big black mellow fellow Gonna open up your nose

He could hold you for a hostage Then y’all could be alone Don’t push the panic button baby

You and he were meant to be You and he were meant to be You and he were meant to be You and he were meant to be

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On the Verge of Voodoo

On the verge of voodoo I’m on the verge of voodoo over you On the verge of voodoo I’m on the verge of voodoo over you

Well the wicked witch Is still up to her tricks She’s mixin’ up to fix 448

A spell on you

Well the witch is a women On the verge of voodoo Over you

Well the devil is daring me To brew A lover’s potion Into your beef stew

Well the devil in me darlin’s On the verge of voodoo over you

On the verge of voodoo I’m on the verge of voodoo over you On the verge of voodoo I’m on the verge of voodoo over you

By the big full yellow Moon above I’ll work my magic charms of love Just to get’cha in my power I’m on the verge of voodoo over you

Got a big black cat And the fastest long ol’ broom A purple pointed hat And I’m ready to attack 449

Well you know where I’m at On the verge of voodoo over you

On the verge of voodoo I’m on the verge of voodoo over you On the verge of voodoo I’m on the verge of voodoo over you

The Precious Gift of Allah

The mosque in Mecca awaits you The mosque in Mecca awaits you

Brother Abdullah I’m on your side I see your God in you And you believe ------in Him

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The precious gift of Allah The precious gift of Allah The precious gift of Allah The precious gift of Allah The precious gift of Allah The precious gift of Allah

The mosque of love He offers is true Sister Hanifa your beautiful way Confirms your faith to me And you believe ------in Him

The precious gift of Allah The precious gift of Allah The precious gift of Allah The precious gift of Allah The precious gift of Allah The precious gift of Allah

The mosque in Mecca awaits you The mosque in Mecca awaits you The Gold Coast Special

The Gold Coast Special’s ‘round the mountain The Gold Coast Special’s ‘round the bend ‘Round the mountain Rolling meadows Big blue water silver skyline in the valley The Gold Coast Special’s ‘round the mountain Time for you and me to finally git on board

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Pass the people in the wheat fields In the autumn at harvest time Share your supper with a pioneer Meet the spirit God commands

See the children in the schoolyard Playing gaily in the snow Smile at Christmas in your stocking We’ve a long long way to go To reach the station that they call heaven Heaven’s farther than we feel

‘Round the mountain There’s a heaven Above the highest and distant hill

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Zillion Dollar Love

And it’s all because zillion dollar love And it’s all because zillion dollar love

I’m the richest man in the whole wide world I’m the richest man in the whole wide world

And it’s all because zillion dollar love And it’s all because zillion dollar love 452

I’m Bill Gates I’m Warren Buffett I’ve got King Solomon’s treasure And it’s all because zillion dollar love And it’s all because zillion dollar love

I’m the richest man in the whole wide world I’m the richest man in the whole wide world And it’s all because zillion dollar love And it’s all because zillion dollar love

Fort Knox is home I own everything Whenever I have the pleasure And it’s all because zillion dollar love And it’s all because zillion dollar love

I’m the richest man in the whole wide world I’m the richest man in the whole wide world And it’s all because zillion dollar love And it’s all because zillion dollar love

I’m U.S. Steel I’m a zillionaire And it’s all because of your zillion dollar love Zillion dollar love zillion dollar love I’m U.S. Steel I’m a zillionaire And it’s all because of your zillion dollar love Zillion dollar love zillion dollar love zillion dollar love

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You Can Go to Minnesota

You can go to Minnesota Before I let your love get colder You can go to Minnesota Before I let you love me cold You know where you can go You can go to Minnesota

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You can go to Minnesota Don’t pull no snow job off on me My love is deeper than the blizzard That you spread all over me

You can go to Minnesota If I can’t break the ice Smoke is coming out of your chimney But I know it ain’t for me

You can go to Minnesota You can go to Minnesota

Minneapolis and St. Paul Kisses you been breathing in my hair You ain’t got a snowball’s chance in summer And I’m giving you the air

You can go to Minnesota And when I thaw out in the spring I’ll be too hot to handle You’ll never keep me in a deep freeze thing

You can go to Minnesota You can go to Minnesota

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Making Merry Music in My Mind

In my mind In my mind Making merry music in my mind Top of my head Tip of my toes Making merry music ev’rywhere I go

The world’s a drastic place And when I see a sad face 456

Standing out and pouting in a crowd I just sing my little song And pretty soon they’ll hum along And in the end They’ll wind up shouting it out loud

Songs of love Peace and love Ev’rybody needs a tune So I think of Melodies Constantly And I whistle them whenever I please

In my heart In my heart Making merry music In my heart Ev’ry night and Ev’ry day All along my merry Way

You’re the song of Love I sing You’re a symphony 457

That brings Happiness I’ve been Blessed As a robin in the Spring

In my soul In my soul Making merry music In my soul Deep inside I can’t hide And the magic of the Music takes control

Even in my dreams Sweet and clear When you say the words I long to hear Right away Merry music starts to Play

In my mind In my mind 458

Making merry music in my mind Top of my head Tip of my toes Making merry music ev’rywhere I go

I make this world a happy place Whenever I see a sad face Standing out and pouting In a crowd

Massage My Mind

Massage my mind Massage my heart and soul Massage my weary body Your lovin’ soothes me down

Rub me the right way Every night and day You know what to do You know what to say

Stroke me good fashion 459

‘Til I float out in space Completely relax my inhibitions I’m yours

Spread joy with your hands Let me feel your touch From head to toe You understand

Others would charge a fee For the favors you give I’m a fortunate one To have a lover like you

So for the rest of my life Cure all of my hurts and ills Stop the world’s stress and strain Ease my pain

Massage my mind Massage my mind

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Career

I been working for years At my career I been doing my best Never settled for less Now I’ve got a choice And it’s up to me Is it love or what I wanna be

I wanna be in business I’ve got a choice 461

And it’s all right I wanna be your lover And I’ve got romance tonight

Why can’t they go together Without separations But you can’t love steady On a two week vacation

I love my job It’s my whole world And my life But my decision Is unanimous When you hold me in your arms

The working woman Is only human And your love is All I need - - - -

I’ve been working for years At my career

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Pastel Pictures

Pastel pictures Are light and fair Soft-spoken visions Of water colors rare

Violets blues and glorious greens Tender painted pastoral scenes Pinks and pale bright yellows Lavenders and orange reds Of flower beds in August

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Pastel pictures Have gentle feelings That soothe the inner spirit And delight the soul

Abstracts hide the answers That people strain to find All the more the reason To relax your mind And this is my impression of love

Pastel pictures In my memory Uncloud my thinking For the best Brightly showing Life and knowing What it’s all about

Smiling at the Top of the Heap

Soon I’ll be smiling at the top of the heap Where the smell of success is so sweet

When problems pile up around me When trouble builds up and down me When misery surrounds me

And you can’t find a trace of poor me But you haven’t seen the last of poor me

I’ll be doin’ it down in the dumps 464

Work my way up over the humps The road of life is so full of the bumps

Soon I’ll be smiling at the top of the heap From the bottom right on past Pike’s Peak

I’m makin’ a mountain out of a molehill Higher than anyone you know will And I’ll never quit until

No problems pile up around me No trouble builds up and down me No misery surrounds me

I’ll be doin’ it down in the dumps Work my way up over the hump The road of life is so full of the bumps

Soon I’ll be smiling at the top of the heap Where the smell of success is so sweet From the bottom right on past Pike’s Peak Soon I’ll be smilin’ at the top of the heap

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Monkey See Monkey Do

Monkey see and monkey do I love you I love you Monkey see and monkey do I love you I love you

Eyes to eyes Lips to lips Soul to soul I love you 466

Touch and know Feel and glow I need you Oh how I need you

Nice and slow Head to toe I need you Oh how I need you

Monkey see and monkey do I love you I love you

You Tranquilize Me Baby

You tranquilize me baby You tranquilize me baby You tranquilize me baby You tranquilize me baby

You tranquilize me baby You calm me down Your kisses drive me crazy You are my solid ground And ev’ry time you come around

I get real nervous When ya touch my skin 467

That’s when the pins and needles feelin’ begins I told my doctor ‘bout cha yesterday She’d like to meet you any ol’ time you say

I take my medicine But it just don’t cure The torture and the happiness I must endure

I pick up the telephone And I call out your sweet name I’ll tell you my problems ‘Cause I ain’t ashamed

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You’ve got my remedy And I’ll pay your price My doctor gave me very very good advice

You tranquilize me baby You tranquilize me baby You tranquilize me baby You tranquilize me baby

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The Cuckoo (Won’t Stop Telling Me We’re Through)

The cuckoo won’t stop telling me we’re through The cuckoo won’t stop telling me we’re through The cuckoo won’t stop telling me we’re through The cuckoo won’t stop telling me we’re through

The cuckoo clock Is ticking on the wall I hear the clock wheels Clicking in the hall Every time I wind up Missing you The cuckoo won’t stop 469

Telling me we’re through

The cuckoo says that I’m just a wasting time And somebody else is beating my time I’m counting every moment Of love time “Cause you been gone All night the cuckoo’s been implying

That you been doin’ me wrong And I miss you every second And I need you every minute And I want you every hour And I love you more each day

But the cuckoo won’t stop Telling me we’re through And it’s one o’clock Where are you You’re overdue

At a quarter to three Wherever can you be ‘Round five of four You walked in the front door

And the cuckoo won’t stop telling me we’re through 470

And the cuckoo won’t stop telling me we’re through And the cuckoo won’t stop telling me we’re through And the cuckoo won’t stop telling me we’re through

Hawaiian Hula Hoops

Hawaiian hula hoops Work this grass skirt around Hawaiian hula-hoops Polynesian it down

Hawaiian hula-hoops On the beach in Waikiki The surf is up over 471

The pineapple tree

Lay a lei a lei a lei ‘Round my neck What the heck

Hawaiian hula-hoops Are made in Japan Big fat mama san Shake your sweet sugar cane

Lay a lei a lei a lei ‘Round my shoulders Moving down

Hawaiian hula-hoops Work this grass skirt on down Hawaiian hula-hoops Polynesian on down

Hawaiian hula-hoops Do you understand my hands But if you watch my hips You’ll miss my talkin’ fingertips

Lay a lei a lei a lei ‘Round my tiny waist away Circles in the sun Coconuts 472

You’re the one

Circles in the sun Coconuts You’re the one

Hawaiian hula-hoops New star is on the flag It’s flying high I’m playin’ My ukulele

Lay a lei a lei a lei ‘Round my buttocks Spinning fast

Hawaiian hula-hoops Work this grass skirt around Hawaiian hula-hoops Polynesian on down

Scarface

Scarface Scarface Scarface Scarface

Scarface someday his love won’t leave a trace Scarface people stare but I don’t care Scarface some pretend that they don’t see 473

Scarface the way your loving tortures me Scarface sometimes I try to wear a mask Scarface but even then they stop and ask

Scarface how did you get hurt this way Scarface and I say since you went away Scarface and then one rainy day I saw Scarface you hiding walking down the street Scarface we knew at once we were the same Scarface we need not have to feel ashamed

Scarface so when love cuts you like a knife Scarface some love can leave you marked for life Scarface only love can clear your scar Scarface you’ll look just like a movie star

Scarface Scarface Scarface Scarface

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Desperation Love

Desperation love desperation love Desperation love desperation love Desperation love desperation love Desperation love desperation love

Ain’t no grimmer prospect for me to consider Than the thought of finally losing you No matter what the reason 475

I simply must adjust Although I know inside My love could swell and bust

Desperation love desperation love Desperation love desperation love Desperation love desperation love Desperation love desperation love

Therefore I train my thinking To never think of you Even though it’s impossible to do Other loves could hold me Trying to console me But they would never stop me feeling blue

Desperation love desperation love Desperation love desperation love Desperation love desperation love Desperation love desperation love

And after all is said that should be said I’ll still keep this mind of mine intact So when you go I’ll know just how to act And when my eyeballs burn I’m unconcerned

When you make me cry I’ll say something’s in my eye So if you break my heart I’ll play the part out of 476

Desperation love desperation love Desperation love desperation love Desperation love desperation love Desperation love desperation love

Our Flag Old Glory

Our flag Our flag Old Glory Our flag Is flying high

Red white and blue Old Glory 477

Is flying in the sky

A twenty-one-gun salute The high school band To boot

The whole town’s marching Down Main Street To the drum and bugle beat

Carrying our flag Our flag Old Glory Our flag is flying high The big parade is coming And Uncle Sam is too

Today is all American Day In each and every way We’ll wave our flag Old Glory For the whole wide world To see From town to town All over These fifty super states This nation is united For God and liberty

Our flag Our flag Old Glory Our flag is flying high 478

Red white and blue Old Glory Is flying in the sky

Our flag Our flag Old Glory Our flag is flying high

Red white and blue Old Glory Is flying in the sky

Monster Money

Monster money Monster money Monster money Monster money

Monster money your eyes are green Biggest eyes I’ve ever seen Monster money don’t leave again 479

Don’t leave me alone with loose small change

Monster money I think I see you hiding ‘hind your Money tree Come out and show yourself to me Monster money on the money

Tho’ I can see your dollar signs I’ll keep my hands behind my back I promise not to take you home Away with me back to the bank

In a Brink’s armored truck and tank The more I make the more you take All I can’t spend I hafta lend The cash I lose could pay my dues I’ve got a higher price to pay I’ll let you out again next payday

Monster money Monster money Monster money Monster money Your eyes are green Biggest eyes I’ve ever seen

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Unlucky Mother From Kentucky

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah I’m unlucky from Kentucky Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

Left my old gray-haired mama On a dirt road in Kentucky Headed for the big-time city Feelin’ good but I was unlucky 481

‘Cause times was full of double trouble In the streets of this old town On every corner all they wanna do Is run you in the ground

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah I’m unlucky from Kentucky Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

Then I had a bouncing baby And named him after men I never knew His hair was red His skin was black His eyes were colored green He grew up and became a hustler man And learned a trick or two from me Left me like I left my mama Turned his back and changed His named to Lucky This is sad to sing about a son 482

Of a unlucky mother from Kentucky

Now never ever can I get him To link his life to mine again So I’m goin’ back home to Kentucky And if I’m lucky I’ll ease my mama’s pain

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah I’m unlucky from Kentucky Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

Society Frowns

High society can so easily frown a smile away High society can so easily frown a smile away

When society frowns in any old town Something funny’s going down When they look down their noses Most people suppose it’s over their heads

High society can so easily frown a smile away High society can so easily frown a smile away 483

When society gives an affair where they live Poor folks ain’t invited to come But that’s the custom I guess And the cause of the mess - - - that started The fuss in the first place

High society can so easily frown a smile away High society can so easily frown a smile away

You can’t talk about the things that you feel Or the way that you gotta be Before you know it they’ll wrinkle their brows and Disagree

High society can so easily frown a smile away High society can so easily frown a smile away

High society laughs At the way that We live ev’ry day Working hard for chump change While they work hard at play Grinning away

High society can so easily frown a smile away High society can so easily frown a smile away

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Sun Ocean

I can’t tell where The sun The sea The sky And you And me begin

(Repeat)

Sun ocean is shiny 485

Isn’t it love Sun ocean shines like an emerald At night sun ocean comes pouring in

As we go walking And talking And loving And kissing And hugging all right

As we go touching And feeling And wanting And needing all night

‘Til sun ocean makes morning again And today it’s a beauty of blue All perfect and brand-new

When I look in your eyes I see sun ocean

(Repeat)

I can’t tell where The sun The sea 486

The sky And you And me begin

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Love Junkie

Love’s a freaky funky monkey On his back and in his blood Love’s a freaky funky monkey On his back and in his blood

Here comes love junkie Junkie Joe from Baltimore Here comes love junkie Sistas lock your windows Bolt your doors 487

Here comes love junkie Runnin’ his fingers through my hair He’s a love junkie He’s hooked on love And I don’t care

Here comes love junkie High on kisses stoned on love Love’s a freaky funky monkey On his back and in his blood Love’s a freaky funky monkey On his back and in his blood

Here comes love junkie Can’t kick his love it’s dynamite He’s a love addict And his habits big and bad tonight

Here comes love junkie Lookin’ for a lovin’ fix He’s a good habit One I know I’ll never kick

Love’s a freaky funky monkey On his back and in his blood Love’s a freaky funky monkey On his back and in his blood

Here comes love junkie 488

An overdose of love can kill Here comes love junkie And I forgot to take the pill

Love’s a freaky funky monkey On his back and in his blood Love’s a freaky funky monkey On his back and in his blood

Love is Mighty Powerful Stuff

Love is mighty powerful stuff Love is mighty powerful stuff

They oughta put up a statue on ev’ry corner For the one who invented love If you could bottle it up Drink it down in a cup Love is mighty powerful stuff

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We should declare us a lover’s holiday Ev’ry day all the whole yearlong Hip hip hurray Let’s love ev’ry day Love you can’t quite get enough Love is mighty powerful stuff

We’ve got the chemistry To solve the mystery A lot of love is the formula Let’s hear three cheers Ring ‘em out loud and clear You can’t shout about love enough

Love is mighty powerful stuff Love is mighty powerful stuff

If you could bottle it up Drink it down in a cup Love is mighty powerful stuff

Hip hip hurray let’s love ev’ry day Love is mighty powerful stuff We’ve got the chemistry to solve the mystery Love is mighty powerful stuff So let’s hear three cheers ring ‘em out loud and clear

Love is mighty powerful stuff Love is mighty powerful stuff

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Glad Happy

Glad to see you Glad happy Glad to be here Glad happy

Glad to see you Glad happy anytime

Common bonds are rarely broken 491

When the ties are genuine And glad happy

How’s your habit did you kick it You were strung out on a line But you found help You’re looking better Than you did last time

I’ve been happy So glad happy Same old reason I’ll always feel this way Precious meetings like the present Keep me glad and happy Always feeling fine

Still Life

Still life Still life Still life Still life

Artist paint my portrait Still life No eyes No face 492

No smile Still life

Shallow pond In the park In the city Getting dark

Still life Still life Still life Still life

The summer sailboats Are packed away The big clock in the towers On time

Still life Still life Still life Still life

Orange sky Blue with night Lonely flower Looks like me

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Still life Still life Still life Still life

It’s Better to Butter me Up

It’s better to butter me up It’s better to butter me up

First the flowers Then the candy Send a fruit bowl It’s better to butter me up

But I’m not thinking ‘bout your business 494

I’m busy minding my own candy store Candy kisses to a stranger Rich enough to pay my price

First the flowers Then the candy Send a fruit bowl It’s better to butter me up

It’s rather risqué Drinking whiskey With a man this late Your age First the flowers Then the candy Send a fruit bowl It’s better to butter me up

The boss is sleeping He wouldn’t miss me Oh but I can’t betray a trust There’s a better way Around me If you’re sure you really care

First the flowers Then the candy 495

Send a fruit bowl It’s better to butter me up

It’s better to butter me up It’s better to butter me up It’s better to butter me up

The Time is Ripe

The time is ripe The time is ripe The time is ripe The time is ripe

The time is ripe He’s just my type I gotta make smoke rings 496

Come out of his pipe

I’ve got to put soul In his slippers He’s clean and cool To love tonight

Day and night Night and day I light his lighter And it’s all right

Here by the fire I carry the torch But any minute She’ll call him up And make the flames grow higher But it won’t show He thinks I’ll never know

He reads the paper As though I am wrong But where there’s smoke There’s fire All along

The time is ripe The time is ripe The time is ripe The time is ripe 497

It’s My Life You’re Living

It’s my life you’re living After all is said and done It’s my love you’re giving Away to someone

It’s my life you’re living Day in and day out It’s my love you’re giving Around and about 498

A thousand times older And wiser I see I’ll never forget You are part of me

It’s my heart you’re breaking Into over you It’s my soul you’re taking When you say we’re through

But after you leave me I won’t wither and die I’ll put a romantic Smile in my eye

For knowing you taught me To live for myself So easy to say for That’s all I’ve got left

Love’s the Best Adventure I Ever Had

Love’s the best adventure I ever had Love’s the best adventure I ever had

Deep sea diving Racecar driving Love’s the best adventure I ever had Love’s the best adventure I ever had

High skydiving 499

I ain’t jiving Love’s the best adventure I ever had Love’s the best adventure I ever had

Water skiing And snow skiing Love’s the best adventure I ever had Love’s the best adventure I ever had

Riding horses Five divorces Love’s the best adventure I ever had Love’s the best adventure I ever had

Mountain climbing Writing and rhyming Love’s the best adventure I ever had Love’s the best adventure I ever had

Russian roulette No name cigarettes Love’s the best adventure I ever had Love’s the best adventure I ever had

Moon June walking Tiger stalking Love’s the best adventure I ever had Love’s the best adventure I ever had

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Undercover Lover to lover Love’s the best adventure I ever had Love’s the best adventure I ever had

Filthy Rich

Filthy rich to me is living in the lap of luxury Filthy rich to me is living in the lap of luxury

Lord diamonds ain’t made of glass And fur coats ain’t made of grass Living in the lap of luxury can get to be a habit to me

Limousines ain’t built for loafers 501

They made them for the high-class people with Chauffeurs Filthy rich to me is living in the lap of luxury

I been dreaming ‘bout a top hat husband Who could love a patriotic narcotic neurotic A penthouse farewell to welfare With champagne and caviar

Filthy rich to me is living in the lap of luxury Filthy rich to me is living in the lap of luxury

Plenty lousy with money have approached me To pay my many bills for a cheap thrill And I hear they got more money than Carter got little liver pills

Filthy rich to me is living in the lap of luxury Filthy rich to me is living in the lap of luxury

The Crown Heads of Europe

From ornate castles in Spain Blue-blooded sovereigns came Loyal royals sang love songs Choraling Young princes prance Duke’s dance Princesses glance As counts romance 502

Rich ladies

The great Danes of Denmark The prouds of Poland too The cream of Czechoslovakia Rumanian royalty The king and queen of England The prime minister of France The nobility of Sweden and Switzerland The crown heads of Europe As they journey to the great Moscow Ball

In honor of Germany They salute all flags With guns and officers And soldiers dressed in red black and gold A tribute to the crown heads of Europe As they answer the czar and czarina’s call In honor of Germany As they journey to the great Moscow Ball

A Good Man’s Table

I want to share my meals At a good man’s table I want to live my life At a good man’s side

And he doesn’t have to be The richest man In the world To mean the world to me 503

For the wealthiest man on earth Isn’t worth one cent Unless he possesses A heart of purest gold

I want to share my meals At a good man’s table I want to live my life At a good man’s side

You’re the richest man You mean the world to me The richest man on earth Your heart is pure as gold

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Black Bosanova

And love is everywhere And love is everywhere

A Caribbean cruise My body sure could use O O O O O O O black bosanova The wind in my hair The sun in my moon 504

O O O O O O O black bosanova And love is everywhere And love is everywhere

Next vacation day When I get my check O O O O O O O black bosanova I’ll avoid the tourist And dance like a native O O O O O O O black bosanova And love is everywhere And love is everywhere

I’ll wear my bikini I’m so glad I bought it O O O O O O O black bosanova The singing steel drums Caress the fragrant air O O O O O O O black bosanova

And love is everywhere And love is everywhere And love is everywhere 505

The Human Race

The human race Is takin’ place and ev’rybody’s in it I’m in the human race I’m on the mark Gettin’ set to go win it Across the finish line I’m gonna win the prize Jumpin’ up and down

I’m in the world to win 506

What else is goin’ on I gotta get there first I can beat the people Comin’ fast to pass me Tryin’ to get ahead

I wanna be on top Before they end it all The human race Is ready to start I’ve got the confidence So I can never lose I’ve got wings on my shoes

Listen to the Baby Cry

Listen to the baby cry O O O O O O Listen to the old folks die O O O O O O

Listen to the baby cry Listen to the old folks die You can’t believe nobody No matter what they say

I was in a one room flat 507

Down around the where it’s at When I saw a alley cat Falling in love

This is hard to face but I Listened to a baby cry Seen his mama hush ‘em Light and nicey nice

There could be a change for those Made me blow my nasty nose Better yet guess I suppose I’m dreamin’

Listen to the baby cry O O O O O O Listen to the old folks die O O O O O O Then I’m gonna try To be somebody

Long as I remember young Always keep a thought for old The greatest story ever told Ain’t just in the Bible 508

The greatest story ever told Ain’t just in the Bible

Do You Think Human Meat Would Taste Good to Eat

Do you think human meat would taste good to eat Would they still shrink a head in the jungle Up the Amazon River Got some Bibles to deliver To a tribe they call The Head Hunters

You know the cannibal ones With the poison blow guns Always hiding on both sides of the river And those little mean killer fish 509

In the water below They can eat you up alive In ten seconds

Do you think human meat would taste good to eat Would they still shrink a head in the jungle Up the Amazon River Got some Bibles to deliver To a tribe they call The Head Hunters

But would the primitives kill Someone of God’s will Deep in the Amazon jungle Converting Christians Ain’t fun when the crocodiles come And you can’t stop insects and disease

To be a good missionary It’s necessary to pray If you want to survive in the jungle Or you can simply believe In the cross up your sleeve And throw all your bullets in the river

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Taboo Canary

Taboo canary Taboo canary Taboo canary

The fat cat’s in your closet The cat’s out of the bag He’s a fat cat with nine lives He’s a sultan with forty wives

They told him not to have you But he was sold on you 511

He’ll put you in his parlor A bird in the hand it’s true

Taboo canary Fat cat’s got your tongue tonight Dirty bird’s four letter words Polly parrot’s teasing you

Taboo canary Don’t sing your cherry love song blue Taboo canary He wants to make a pretty pet of you Taboo canary Don’t confine your song of life

Taboo canary Taboo canary Taboo canary

Put ‘Em in a Plastic Bag

Put ‘em in a plastic bag Put ‘em in a paper sack

Count your pennies You’ve got plenty So won’t ya Put ‘em in a plastic bag Put ‘em in a paper sack

Rob your piggy bank 512

Break the tiny lock Jingle jangle Figure an angle oh won’t ya Put ‘em in a plastic bag Put ‘em in a paper sack

Pinchin’ pennies baby I did my best to save ‘em But I can’t think I need a drink So won’t ya Put ‘em in a plastic bag Put ‘em in a paper sack

Take ‘em to the liquor store Look him in the eye Smile real nice Don’t forget the ice And lemons Oh won’t ya

Put ‘em in a plastic bag Put ‘em in a paper sack

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I Love the Daylights Out of You

I love the daylights out of you I love you in the nighttime too Yes when the stars are in full view I love the daylights out of you

I hafta meet you in the park I’ve gotta greet you after dark Even if it’s only for a lark I love the daylights out of you

You ‘re a married man with little kids 514

Tho’ only God knows what we did To fall in love and keep it hid I love the daylights out of you

Although my lips are sealed And my eyes can’t reveal the way I truly feel When the moon is on the hill We been sneaking all around after sundown

I love you morning noon and night Now I can’t sleep or eat a bite I don’t care if it’s wrong or right I love the daylights out of you

If Loving You Was All I Could Do

If we were on an island A desert island In the middle of the Mediterranean Sea

I would love you Live to love you If loving you was all I could do

And if the world ends Next Friday evening 515

I’d still register us In the Holiday Inn

So I could love you I love to love you If loving you was all I could do

If all true lovers Were put in prison And if being in love was A sin and a crime

I would love you Die to love you If loving you was all I could do If loving you was all I could do

Red Brick Wall

Ev’ry time you call Ev’ry time you call Ev’ry time you call Ev’ry time you call

I feel like runnin’ runnin’ through a red brick wall Ev’ry time you call

You just say jump And I say how high 516

Anything money can buy

I bet your love Could make me crawl Straight through A thick red brick wall

Down on my bended knees I’d hafta roll up my sleeves And do it

Ev’ry time you call I feel like runnin’ runnin’ Through a red brick wall

Ev’ry time you call Ev’ry time you call Ev’ry time you call Ev’ry time you call

You Satisfy Me

You could be the one I love You satisfy me - - - -

Be my morning sun Above me You satisfy me - - - -

A life supply of love 517

Is all I’ll ever need A love that’s satisfaction guaranteed - - - -

You could be the one I love You satisfy me - - - -

The one and only one I dream of You satisfy me - - - -

My breasts upon your chest I must confess You satisfy me

Each secret part of you Makes me admit it’s true You satisfy me

Here comes sweet ecstasy Wonder what’s come over me You satisfy me

I’ve never known such love And I thank God above You satisfy me

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Queenie

Queenie I’m crowning you Queen of my heart it’s true I crown you Queenie Queen of the kingdom of my love

Queenie come share my throne Like it was your very own I crown you Queenie Queen of the kingdom of my love

519

Good as gold is the treasure I will give you Just surrender your treasure to me You deserve a palace Would you love a palace With me Queenie

Queenie be my love queen Together we’ll reign supreme In love land’s royal majesty

Queenie don’t make me bow You rule my soul right now I crown you Queenie Queen of the kingdom of my love

I crown you Queenie I crown you Queenie I crown you Queenie Queen of the kingdom of my love

520

Aunt Jemima

Get off the box Aunt Jemima Uncle Ben wants his breakfast in bed Get off the box Aunt Jemima Uncle Ben wants his breakfast in bed

Tell the little white girl with the umbrella To help you open the refrigerator Get off your box Aunt Jemima Uncle Ben wants his breakfast in bed

521

Get off the shelf Aunt Jemima Uncle Ben be the marrying kind Get off the shelf Aunt Jemima Uncle Ben be the marrying kind

Make your big eyes flash Make your big eyes flutter Make your red hot lips Melt ice-cold butter

Get off the box Aunt Jemima Uncle Ben wants his breakfast in bed Uncle Ben wants his breakfast in bed Uncle Ben wants his breakfast in bed Uncle Ben wants his breakfast in bed Uncle Ben wants his breakfast in bed

Don’t Pull the Rug out From Under Me

Don’t pull the rug out from under me I’m falling head over heels in love Don’t pull the rug out from under me And don’t sweep me under the rug

Here lately you been walking all over me Tracking wall to wall misery Don’t pull the rug From under me

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Roll out a red carpet straight to your heart I wanna take a magic carpet ride But you’ve got me pacing the floor And that unwelcome mat is outside your door

Don’t pull the rug out from under me I’m falling head over heels in love Don’t pull the rug out from under me And don’t sweep me under the rug

I Spoke Too Soon

Son of a gun I jumped the gun Too soon cocoon I spoke too soon

523

I spoke too soon When I said love was over But they say actions speak Louder than words

I woke in love The first light of this morning Then I remembered I said we were through

Son of a gun I jumped the gun Too soon cocoon I spoke too soon

Well I guess I’d better Change my tune Yes I think we best Talk it all over

And I’ll never say good-bye again I’ll just speak out of love From my heart and my soul Body and mind

I spoke too soon When I said I’d forget you 524

As your nude image Invaded my brain

I sat on the bed Where we once lay Together Then it was obvious My words were all wrong

Son of a gun I jumped the gun Too soon cocoon I spoke too soon

Lickin’ Harry’s Hairy Lips of Love

Lickin’ Harry’s hairy lips of love Lickin’ Harry’s hairy lips of love Lickin’ Harry’s hairy lips of love Lickin’ Harry’s hairy lips of love

Lovely long eye lashes Over Harry’s hairy eyes Gorgeous girls go crazy Over Harry’s hairy eyes 525

Men hate them Handsome Harry’s Hairy eyes They hypnotize a woman’ eyes Harry’s hairy eyes are wise

Down around his bearded mouth Licking Harry’s hairy lips Ladies faint and forget themselves Licking Harry’s hairy lips

Many bite them Handsome Harry’s hairy lips His kiss is bliss Women can’t resist Lickin’ Harry’s hairy lips of love

Lickin’ Harry’s hairy lips of love Lickin’ Harry’s hairy lips of love Lickin’ Harry’s hairy lips of love Lickin’ Harry’s hairy lips of love

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Honey Woman

Honey Woman Honey Woman Honey Woman Honey Woman

Honey woman sweet down To the bone Made me leave Both sugar and spice alone Honey woman where you keep Your honey hid Honey woman Let’s flip your honey lid 527

Honey woman You made the sweetest Lovin’ naturally

You whisper honey Coated honey Honey honey All the time

Honey woman They call you honey chile Honey woman They say your honey’s wild Honey woman Don’t sting no thing on me Honey woman just be my honey bee Honey woman you made the sweetest Love organically

I’m a drone pollinating The comb Honey woman Beekeeper’s daughter Share my Home sweet home Honey lips honey looks I’m honey stuck & honey hooked

Honey woman make a flower From a strong oak tree 528

Honey woman drip pure honey Love on me Honey woman spread Your honey power ‘round Honey woman ounce for ounce And pound for pound

Honey woman Let your sweetness Stick to me

My love thrives In your hive That’s no jive Honey woman She bee buzzin’ Swarm all over me Honey buns honey bunch Nature’s nectar Elixir lunch

Honey Woman Honey Woman Honey Woman Honey Woman

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Absent-Minded Mr. Love

Absent-minded Mr. Love Did you forget my heart again Absent-minded Mr. Love Where is the one I’m dreaming of

Don’t take so long to call on me I’ve been lonely I’ve been blue But most of all I’m sick and tired Of missing you

530

In the coldness of each night Throughout the dullness of the day I look for signs to find out If you’re really there

But it’s your bad bad memory That keeps you far away from me I guess that’s why you can’t Remember about me

Can you recall when I was young And you promised me you’d come But now I’m older and I Might have slipped your mind If you ever think of me I’ll be waiting patiently Tie a string around your finger To remind you constantly Absent-minded Mr. Love

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The Merry-Go-Round of Love

When you ride ride ride Ride ride ride on The merry-go-round of love Side by side by side By side on The merry-go-round of love

Gitty up at a gallop Sittin’ tall in the saddle Hand in hand On pretty painted ponies Plenty people being phonies If they want to 532

‘Round and ‘round In a circle Up and down It’s a miracle In motion

I’ve got a pocketful of tickets While the cotton candies Ice cream in the clouds

When you ride ride Ride ride ride on The merry-go-round of love Side by side by side By side on the Merry-go-round of love

Well I knew that you Would take me out The moment that I met you Underneath the moon above We can kiss and hug

Life’s a carnival A circus and the state fair It’s a picnic at the park In the April early spring

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533

Sand Castle

We can build a love sand castle Beside the sea We can build a love sand castle To last eternally

If the beach is overcrowded I’ve got a perfect spot Where we can build a love sand castle And make love a lot

In the sands of time Swear forever you’ll be mine Let our hearts entwine 534

And we don’t need to spend One thin dime

As the waves of love come crashing The tide comes in Your love is warmer than The sunshine Beaming down on my skin

Someday you’ll build a love sand castle Made of steel When your dream Comes true You promised me a palace for real

The Secret of Santa Monica

The secret of Santa Monica Is I wanna be a superstar I wanna have my name in lights So bright you can’t tell day from night That’s the secret of Santa Monica

If my one in a million dream comes true I’ll have a million to spend on you But ain’t it a low down dirty shame One million people feel the same That’s the secret of Santa Monica

I waved at the sea 535

And the sea waved back at me I reached for the beach But the beach was out of reach As fame and fortune can be

The secret of Santa Monica Is maybe I wandered out too far Drowning my troubles in a bar Worrying over where you are That’s the secret of Santa Monica That’s the secret of Santa Monica That’s the secret of Santa Monica

Blue Black Baritone (Female Version)

You were the high note of my love life Now like a saxophone How you moan All because you couldn’t sing love songs

I chose a red hot golden slide trombone And you’re a blue-black baritone Because your beautiful arrangements gone

You were my music my sweet love song Be black forever But you’ll be blue ‘til you Can sing love songs to me 536

Blue-black baritone Your beautiful arrangements gone I chose a red-hot golden slide trombone ‘Til you can sing love songs to me

Soft violins and happy drums And angel choir will hum When your sad song returns on key Then you can croon a lover’s melody

I Heard a Moan in Memphis

I heard a moan I heard a moan in Memphis The day that Martin Luther King got killed I heard a moan a soulful moan in Memphis And I guess I always will

OO OO OO OO WH O O A OO OO OO OO WH O O A

I heard a scream I heard a scream in Dallas The day that John F. Kennedy got shot I heard a scream in Dallas Deep in the heart of Texas 537

That I never ever have forgot

OO OO OO OO WH O O A OO OO OO OO WH O O A

I heard a shout way out in L.A. When good Bobby Kennedy died I heard a shout right out of the mind in L.A. And then I heard all the people cry

OO OO OO OO WH O O A OO OO OO OO WH O O A OO OO OO OO WH O O A And then I heard the whole world pray

I heard a moan in Memphis I heard a scream in Dallas I heard a shout out in old L.A. And then I heard the whole world pray

538

Secretariat the Handsome Horse

Secretariat the handsome horse Secretariat the handsome horse

Born to ride born to run Born to win and win again Stay out in front and never trip The jockey never used his whip

Secretariat the handsome horse Secretariat the handsome horse

His triple crown is history He won for you He won for me So that the world could plainly see 539

He ran the race so gracefully

His owner smiled She jumped for joy His trainer grinned So proud of him Will he retire Nipped in the bud Put out to pasture Turned out to stud

Yes he can run the winner’s course Secretariat the handsome horse The stable boy could surely be Where he gets his energy A carrot here some sugar there His stallion spirit is everywhere

Secretariat the handsome horse Secretariat the handsome horse

540

Rainbow Eyes

I’ve got rainbow eyes for you Behind deep dark glasses I’m blue From crying over you

I had happy eyes before I saw a storm brewing In yours Now when it rains it pours

I look in the mirror And watch as the colors Begin to blend I’m searching for answers To questions 541

But dark clouds cover my Rainbow’s end

Guess I’ll have rainbow eyes Until The gleam in your eyes Reveal Our pot of gold is real

Rainbow eyes Cloudy skies Oh yes I’ve got Rainbow eyes for you

The Same Ol’ Boat

We all in the same ol’ boat Sailing on the same ol’ sea Sometimes it's calm and sometimes it's stormy

Some folks just rock the boat 'Cause they can swim and float One day they'll write a note. . . S.O.S. in a bottle

When the same ol’ boat sinks And the radio's on the blink When the captain and crew can't think Good God almighty . . . .I wonder

Rich people going overboard Poor people can't afford To buy life jackets 542

So they go down under

Don't sail upon a pirate ship And search in vain For booty Stand tall out on the deck of life Making love your duty

A great ship lost out in the night Found the ice gigantic ‘Tis not a sailor's salty tale ‘Twas on the old Titanic

Somebody cried land ahoy Young mother screamed . . . .save my boy Old man went down three times And drown forgotten

Politician spoke for himself Didn't help nobody else `Cause he was scared to death He knew the boat was rotten

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543

Dead in the Bed

I wouldn’t of gotten up on the wrong Side of the bed To revive our love alive again I wouldn’t of gotten up on the wrong Side of the bed To revive our love alive again

Dead in the bed Good-bye sleepy head That’s what the note That I wrote you read

Ain’t no need to try Early in the mornin’ To do it and die I’m givin’ you a warnin’ 544

Our love is dead Stone cold dead in the bed

Once our love was full of life Baby baby And I was proud to be your wife Honey honey Now pleasures turnin’ into pain Sugar sugar sugar Revive our love alive again

I wouldn’t of gotten up on the wrong Side of the bed To revive out love alive again I wouldn’t of gotten up on the wrong Side of the bed To revive our love alive again

Dead in the bed Good-bye sleepy head That’s what the note That I wrote you read

Ain’t no need to try Early in the mornin’ To do it and die I’m givin’ you a warnin’ Our love is dead Stone cold dead in the bed 545

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DISCOMOTION

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Discomotion

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No. 1. Euphoria Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau.1-494-693 ’91 547 2. When Will Love Rub Off On Me Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau.1-494-693 ’91 549 3. Hot Foot Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 551 4. Disco Valley Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘81 Pau.1-494-693 ’91 553 5. Night Blood Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau.1-494-693 ’91 555 6. Disco Wife Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau.1-494-693 ’91 557 7. Who Said That Rock & Roll is Dead Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau.1-494-693 ’91 560 8. Active Annie Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau.1-494-693 ’91 562 9. Discomotion Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 565 547

10. Slow Drag at the Disco Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 567 11. I Hear the Music D-I-S-C-O Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 569 12. Goin’ Tone Deaf Gettin’ Stone Blind Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 571

Euphoria

When in a funk I concentrate Just like a monk I meditate I just lay back And close my eyes I think of you I’m mesmerized

As in a dream I see your face We’re dancing in Some disco place Two so in love Heaven’s above Euphoria Euphoria

548

The way I feel Is so unreal I thrill so much Your tender touch As sweet as bliss Each time we kiss Euphoria Euphoria

I get high as the sky And go disco Disco music And disco lights

I get high as the sky And go disco crazy In the night

But I’ve never been out To a disco No I’ve never had a Disco date

But I feel I could Dance just great In my euphoric state

Euphoria Euphoria 549

Euphoria Euphoria

When Will Love Rub Off On Me

When will love rub Off on me When will love rub Off on me Rub my nose With an Eskimos When will love rub off On me

When will love rub Off on me When will love rub Off on me I rub elbows Down at the disco When will love rub Off on me 550

I want someone to Rub against my Magic lamp of love

I need someone to Start a fire Like when two rocks Are rubbed

Send me someone To get close to As the three men in a Tub When will love rub Off on me

When will love rub Off on me When will love rub Off on me When you say I rub you the right Way

Then will love rub Then will love rub That’s when love 551

Will Rub off on me

Hot Foot

Hot foot A hot foot I got a hot foot

A hot foot A hot foot

My baby gave me a Hot foot A hot foot While I was sleeping A hot foot A hot foot She wants to burn it Into Ashes and soot All nightlong

552

I went to see her For some romance Per chance But all she wanted to do Was dance Just dance dance dance Dance dance All nightlong

Just like a match To my feet I caught on fire To the beat I jumped up And held her tight She kissed my hot foot And made it right

Now I got me a hot foot A hot foot The music gives me A hot foot A hot foot At the disco I can’t stay put All nightlong

553

Disco Valley

Ev’rybody’s gone To Disco valley Ev’ryone’s movin’ To Disco town

The discos on In Disco valley And ev’ryone’s home Has surround sound

Disco valley Sleep all day Dance all night Eat a bite Let sex excite Your appetite Down in Disco valley

554

______Yodel______

Disco valley Constant beat Party hearty Body heat Music mellow Is the treat Down in Disco valley

______Yodel______

Do the dip Oh oh oh Shake your hips Oh oh oh Take a ride On the disco tip

Oh - - - - Yeah

Slip and slide Oh oh oh In your ride Oh oh oh Go where the boo-tay People abide

Disco valley In L.A. Dancers in the Street 555

They say 24/7 music Plays Down in Disco Valley

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Night Blood

Night blood Night blood Night blood Night blood

I’ve got night blood Flowin’ in my veins I’m a night person And I hope you feel the Same

I’m not tired I’m inspired To dance until the dawn I’ve got night blood Would you like A transfusion

556

I’ve got night blood While other people sleep Like a vampire from The shadows I will leap

I’m gonna grab you I’ve got to have you Until the early mornin’ Light

I’ve got night blood And I need some love Tonight

Night blood love flood Comes all over me Night blood love flood When I look and see

That it’s evenin’ When I’m leavin’ For a disco all night Long

I’ve got night blood That’s the right blood I hope your blood type Ain’t wrong

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Disco Wife

Disco wife I love you so But baby why do Ya have to go Why do you leave At midnight Ev’ry time

Disco wife I followed you But you left me In the blue Why do you leave At midnight Ev’ry time

You’re a disco Cinderella 558

If there ever was One Am I your true Prince Charming Why are you on the Run

Well the clock is Striking ten now As the evening Fades away Around about Eleven thirty You’re gonna make Your get away

Why do you leave At midnight Why do you leave At midnight Why do you leave At midnight Ev’ry time

Dish pan hands 559

And dirty diapers Kids crying All daylong

A husband watching Football Then you heard My disco song

I’m a dancer And romancer We could have A lot of fun

But if you get home Half past midnight Your ol’ man’s Got a gun

That’s why you leave At midnight That’s why you leave At midnight That’s why you leave At midnight Ev’ry time

560

Who Said That Rock & Roll is Dead

Who said that rock & Roll Is dead Who said that rock & Roll Had passed away

Who said let’s bury That old beat Who said that rock & Roll Was dyin’ out on the Street

Now rock & roll ain’t Around But I love it Good ol’ rock & roll 561

Disco came along to Push & shove it Good ol’ rock & roll

I need a blast from The past Can’t get enough Of it Oh my soul That good ol’ rock & Roll I’m gonna turn off Disco radio Rock & roll I ain’t gonna go Out to no damn disco Rock & roll

I’m gonna play those Old records That I know From the 50’s & the 60’s

I ain’t gonna dance To this brand-new Disco beat Rock & roll

I ain’t gonna even Pat my two feet 562

Rock & roll

All I wanna do Right now is reminisce About the days when Rock & roll was in The top ten

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Active Annie

I wish that I was Seventeen Then we could really Make A love scene

If I was young Enough to bend And wrap around And ‘round again

I’d put your leg Around my neck I’d make a muscle And connect

Your pretty head Upon my chest

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Active Annie Your freaky fanny Active Annie You’re so uncanny

You make the scene With ev’ry man But I understand

I wish that love Was but a disco And makin’ love Was but a dance

I wish that we could Dance together And turn the boogie To romance

I heard that you don’t Think I’m shoddy I’m in a lather for Your body Before somebody else Cuts in

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They say that disco’s Just a fad 564

And soon we’ll all Get tired of dancing

I’m old enough to be Your dad I’ll give you love And high financing

I know you still See younger guys But I’ll keep Practicing my step

Underneath the covers Finger poppin’ Pills of pep

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565

Discomotion

Discomotion Discomotion Discomotion Discomotion

This is Dr. Disco I’m givin’ you a warnin’ You better boogie tonight Until the crack of dawnin’ I can’t help you now I’m sleepy and I’m yawnin’

Take two Chaka Khans And call me in the mornin’ Take two Chaka Khans And call me in the mornin’ Take two Chaka Khans And call me in the mornin’ 566

Take two Chaka Khans And call me in the mornin’

Discomotion Party hearty Discomotion Shake your bootay Discomotion Funky music Discomotion Date with Judy

Take two Chaka Khans And call me in the mornin’ Take two Chaka Khans And call me in the mornin’ Take two Chaka Khans And call me in the mornin’ Take two Chaka Khans And call me in the mornin’

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This is Dr. Disco I’m going off duty You got ants in your pants And cancer of the boo-tay All y’all wall flowers Get a disco date with Judy She’s a dancin’ fool So when you’re feelin’ moody

567

Take two Chaka Khans And call me in the mornin’ Take two Chaka Khans And call me in the mornin’ Take two Chaka Khans And call me in the mornin’ Take two Chaka Khans And call me in the mornin’

Slow Drag at the Disco

You know I cry my eyes Out Ev’ry single solitary Night I cry my eyes out

Don’t seem like our Love Will turn out right I’m lonely For you only And it’s a slow drag At the disco tonight

Friends ask me How’s my hustle But since you’ve been Gone 568

I sit alone And I don’t move a Muscle

Unless per chance To dance back our Romance I’m lonely For you only And it’s a slow drag At the disco tonight

Slow drag at the Disco Goin’ down Just because you Are not around

We use to be bumpin’ This joint was jumpin’ ‘Til you started Somethin’ With a new boogie Man uptown

And now I cry my Eyes out Ev’ry single solitary Night I cry my eyes out Don’t seem like our Love 569

Will turn out right

I’m lonely For you only And it’s a slow drag At the disco Slow drag at the Disco It’s a slow drag At the disco Tonight I Hear the Music D-I-S-C-O

Wham bam a lama lama Hunka bunka boom (Repeat 4 times)

Do re mi fa so la ti do I hear the music D-I-S-C-O

I hear the music And it sounds so good I hear the music Funky like I should

I hear the music That I’m dreamin’ of Sweet soul music And it sounds like love

I hear the music And it feels so fine 570

I hear the music Gonna make you mine

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I could shout it right Out While we dance Baby I’ve got romance In my pants But I boogie my body Around In a trance over you

I’ve been listenin’ Out For a voice I’ve been waitin’ to Fast dance By choice

I want excitin’ Music Where the beat never Loses the thrill

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Goin’ Tone Deaf Gettin’ Stone Blind

Goin’ tone deaf Gettin’ stone blind When you dance to the Music I can’t hear what they’re Playin’

Goin’ tone deaf Gettin’ stone blind When you romance to The music I can’t see what you’re Sayin’

Even a deaf mute can hear The things you whisper In his ear

Even a blind man can see The evil things you do To me

572

When you dance to the Music Although the band is Playin’

When you dance to the Music I can’t see what you’re sayin’

In my mind he’s a rover And I saw him look you Over Then he came across And asked If you would dance And you said yes

I’m goin’ tone deaf Gettin’ stone blind When you dance to the Music Glad I can’t hear what They’re playin’

Goin’ tone deaf Gettin’ stone blind When you romance to the Music I can’t see what you’re Sayin’ 573

Except in my mind

MOM N’ POP

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Mom N’ Pop

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

1. Tan Your Hide Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 576 2. Albert Einstein Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 579 3. Simpatico Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 581 4. In New Orleans Old New Orleans Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘76 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 582 5. Only Love (Solamente Amor) Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 585 6. Festivals of Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 587 7. The Vices are the Spices Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 589 8. Bloody Jack the Ripper Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 591 9. Sweet Nothing Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 593 10. Hey Man Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 595 11. Like Siamese Twins Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 597 12. Lowdown Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 599 13. A Funky Thing 575

Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 603 14. I Am an Alien Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 605 15. A Glass of Sex A Cup of Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 607 16. Strange Bedfellows Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 610

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

17. Overnight Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 613 18. It’s a John Brown Dirty Shame Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 616 19. Calliope Lady Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 619 20. The Funk Gon’ Hit the Fan Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘74 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 621 21. Mellow Mountain Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 624 22. Deer Hunting Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 627 23. I’m in Kilter Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 629 24. Black Irish Mexicali Rose Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 631 25. Ev’rybody Loves Music Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 633 26. I Love It Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 635 27. Have a Nice Day Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 636 28. I’m a Little Mixed Up Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 637 29. I Don’t Know How Many Times You Broke My Heart Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 639 30. You Make me Feel For Real Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 641 31. Footsteps of a Family Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 642 576

32. De Language of Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 644 33. We Saw the Sea Serpent Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 645

Tan Your Hide

Children laughing Playing kid games Tan your hide

Topless ladies Hot sunbabies Tan your hide

Dune buggies at low tide Strip down let’s take a joy ride By the seaside Tan your hide

Tan your hide Down by the stagnant ocean I’ve got a love tan lotion Bona fide to tan your hide

Tan your hide Tan your hide In the noon day sun Tan your hide Tan your hide ‘Til the moontide comes Rollin’ in 577

Tan your hide Tan your hide We can start a fire Tan your hide Burning up With red hot desire

Sea gulls dolphins Sharks eat humans Tan your hide

Choppers and yachts Haves and have-nots Tan your hide

Hang gliders slowly glide While surfboards Slip and slide Get southern fried And tan your hide

Tan your hide Buried in dirty sand Beach beauty and muscle man Forget your pride And tan your hide

578

Tan your hide Tan your hide Where the sun don’t shine Tan your hide Tan your hide Pay no never mine To people watching

Tan your hide In greasy water Under smoggy sky Tan your hide Tan your hide ‘Til you’re satisfied

579

Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein Albert Einstein Albert Einstein Albert Einstein Albert Einstein Albert Einstein

He could really blow your mind

Albert Einstein was a genius Ev’rybody knows He discovered E equals MC² He split an atom in mid-air

Albert Einstein had a mathematician’s mind Multiplying and sub-dividing all the time Albert Einstein was a blessing to mankind He could really blow your mind

Albert Einstein had a theory of relativity In his laboratory dreary He’d smoke his pipe so peacefully

Albert Einstein had a mathematician’s mind Multiplying and sub-dividing all the time 580

Albert Einstein was a blessing to mankind He could really blow your mind

He had the great presence of mind To theorize light years in time Astronomical amounts He could brainstorm space and count

A cyclotron was in his head Of nuclear physics Future dead He’d calibrate the Drops of rain In a tropic hurricane

Albert Einstein Albert Einstein Albert Einstein Albert Einstein Albert Einstein Albert Einstein

He could really blow your mind

581

Simpatico

Simpatico you love someone Simpatico shines like the sun Simpatico I love Simpatico Oh

Simpatico I hope it’s me Simpatico this love I see Simpatico I love Simpatico Oh

Simpatico kiss me kiss me Simpatico miss me miss me Simpatico hold me hold me Lover understand

Simpatico touch me touch me Simpatico tell me tell me Simpatico want me want me Forever this way Hey

Simpatico can make you blush Simpatico can make blood rush Simpatico I love Simpatico Oh

Simpatico is love in bloom Simpatico can fill the room Simpatico I love Simpatico Oh 582

In New Orleans Old New Orleans

In New Orleans Old New Orleans Louisiana town

In New Orleans Old New Orleans Shrimp gumbo By the pound

In New Orleans Old New Orleans I met you At the Mardi Gras

In New Orleans Old New Orleans I don’t know Who you are

We danced all night Made love all day Then you went away

I never did Unmask your face Your name you Didn’t say

583

You said you’d Meet me At the church You left me In a lurch

In New Orleans Old New Orleans You made my love Come down

In New Orleans Old New Orleans I feel just like A clown

In New Orleans Old New Orleans Louisiana town

In New Orleans Old New Orleans Shrimp gumbo By the pound

In New Orleans Old New Orleans I met you At the Mardi Gras 584

In New Orleans Old New Orleans I don’t know Who you are

In New Orleans Old New Orleans You made my love Come down

In New Orleans Old New Orleans I feel just like A clown

585

Only Love

Only love can take me Only love can make or break me Love it’s only your sweet love

Only love forsakes me Only love can wake and shake me Love it’s only love

Only love is satisfaction Only love’s a gut reaction Love it’s only your sweet love

Only love can thrill me Only love can goose bump chill me Love it’s only love

I felt so way sad So sick and tired bad That I didn’t give a damn

Hard feelings shot through me Things lost love did to me And made me the fool I am

586

My love life was glummer Than dog days of summer Heartache and loneliness Bring Late autumn wind blowing Cold winter night snowing Then you changed my world To spring

Only love can soothe me Only love can move and groove me Love it’s only your sweet love

Only love can cure me Only love can reassure me Only love can set me free

587

Festivals of Love

Why don’t you come high Off the mountain Set your spirit free

Why don’t you come low From the valley And join the jubilee

And you will be wild As the ocean In celebrations of Carnivals and jubilees And festivals of love

Festivals of love Jubilees and carnivals I believe in festivals Of love

Ev’ryday’s a holiday And each night’s a Cabaret When the whole wide World’s A festival of love

588

Festivals of love Angels singing up above Confetti floats like Snowflakes in the air

Church bells ring and chime In this happy dream Mine As I dance with you Through festivals of Love

589

The Vices are the Spices

The vices are the spices Of life oh girl The vices are the spices of Life

The vices are the spices Of ev’rything nice The vices are the spices of Life

If ev’rything good is bad And ev’rything bad is good To ya baby

The vices are the spices Of life oh girl The vices are the spices Of life

Ev’rything I like is taboo Oh boy Ev’rything I like is taboo

Ev’rything that I want to do Oh boy Ev’rything that I do With you

590

If ev’rything good is bad And ev’rything bad is good To ya baby

The vices are the spices Of ev’rything nice Ev’rything I like is taboo

The vices are the spices Of love baby The vices are the spices of Love

And you know what I’m speaking Of baby I’m speaking of the spices Of love

If ev’rything good is bad And ev’rything bad is good To ya baby

The vices are the spices of Love baby The vices are the spices Of love

591

Bloody Jack the Ripper

Bloody Jack Jack Jack Jack the Ripper Bloody Jack Jack Jack Jack the Ripper Bloody Jack Jack Jack Jack the Ripper Bloody Jack

Bloody Jack the Ripper Would grab a hag and grip her In the London fog of 1888

Bloody Jack the Ripper Pulling down his zipper On the little black bag he Had so full of hate

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Bloody Jack the Ripper Took his knife to strip her Then he loved to shove it in and out

Bloody Jack the Ripper Escaped ‘cause he was hipper But I know who he is now Without a doubt

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Bloody Jack the Ripper Drank ginger beer ate kippers As he wrote a Sherlock Holmes mystery

Bloody Jack the Ripper Was a cloak and dagger dripper He was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Secretly

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Sweet Nothing

Sweet nothing Sweetheart baby darling dear Sweet nothing Sweet talk you know I love to hear Sweet nothing Sweet as music to my ear

Sweet nothing Sweet nothing Sweet nothing

Sweet nothing In one ear and out the other Sweet nothing Sweet stuff between two happy lovers Sweet nothing Secrets whispered under the covers

Sweet nothing Sweet nothing Sweet nothing

Sweet nothing I heard that sexy thing you said Sweet nothing Words used only in the bed Sweet nothing The ones that make my face turn red

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Sweet nothing Sweet nothing Sweet nothing

Sweet nothing When you called me on the phone Sweet nothing I love your voice I love your tone

Sweet nothing Like ice cream In a cone

Sweet nothing Sweet nothing Sweet nothing

Hey Man

595

Hey man You dropped a load Hey man A heavy load People stepping on your business In the street People stepping on your business In the street

Hey man You dropped a load Hey man A heavy load It’s your future in the middle Of the road It’s your future in the middle Of the road

Well your brother won’t help you Well your sister won’t help you Well your father won’t help you Well your mother won’t help you Well your children won’t help you Well your friends won’t help you Well your people won’t help you Won’t nobody help you

Hey man You dropped a load 596

Hey man A heavy load And the one you love is laying On the ground And the one you love is laying On the ground

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Like Siamese Twins

597

Like Siamese twins We’re closer than Just puppy love We’re more than friends

Like Siamese twins We’ll never break We’ll never part Or separate

Like Siamese twins Through thick and thin We’ll be together ‘Til the end

Like Siamese twins We can’t escape We’re both connected At the skin

Chang and Eng Had a thing A freaky thing From east Siam

Like Siamese twins Joined at the hips We’re stuck together At the lips

And cheek to cheek And soul to soul 598

So close you sneeze I catch a cold

Attached so tight Linked side by side Like Siamese twins Until we die

Ain’t nowhere that you Can go Without me

(Like Siamese twins)

I’m stuck to you Like cement glue

(Like Siamese twins)

You can’t ever break Yourself away

(Like Siamese twins)

No matter how you Twist And turn I’ll stay

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Lowdown Love

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Lowdown love Icky slimy oushy Gushy and grimy

Lowdown love Icky slimy oushy 600

Gushy and grimy

Your lowdown love Makes us blush in the Bed Your lowdown lovin’ Makes us give each other head

Your lowdown lovin’ I’m a twitch and twitter Too Baby please don’t stop it Uh huh uh huh uh huh Nasty Mom n’ Pop

Lowdown love is So good in the mornin’ When ya break it on Down now Common without a warnin’

Your lowdown love Gets it up to the limit Stretch it out Bruise & bend it Oh yeah It’s the bottom of the Barrel ______Top______(Lowdown Love 2 times) We made love in a tent The man outside 601

Said freaks ten cent Your love’s so appalling So indecent pretty Baby

Black pubic hair I declare Things you do Would be God awful if the Preacher knew Oh - - - - Sodom n’ Gomorrah

Lowdown love When we’re joined at the groin I get down in the Gutter with you We waller in the squalor

Lowdown love Lowdown love Lowdown love Lowdown love

Mmm - - - The lower you go All the way down You go down so low You down on the floor

You put on a show Your love’s beneath low 602

It’s deep n’ slow-mo A lover’s limbo

Whatever I want You never say no You outlaw bimbo Taboo so n’ so Freak head to toe You bottom porno

Lowdown love Lowdown love Lowdown love

A Funky Thing

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I got a funky thing At home just a waitin’ For me I got a funky thing At home just a waitin’ For me

I got a funky thing At home just a waitin’ A funky thing at home Lovin’ hatin’ A funky thing at home Just a waitin’ for me

I got a funky thing At home it’s a quarter To three I got a funky thing At home it’s a quarter To three

I got a funky thing In her underwear Cold cream on her face Pin curlers in her hair In a raggedy saggy baggy Robe she wears

I got a funky thing I got a funky thing 604

I got a funky thing I got a funky thing

I got a funky thing I got a funky thing I got a funky thing I got a funky thing

I got a funky thing At home when I open The door I got a funky thing At home when I open The door

I got a funky thing Sayin’ where you been She hit me on the head With the rollin’ pin Because I’m just now Comin’ in at this hour

I got a funky thing I got a funky thing I got a funky thing I got a funky thing

I Am an Alien

605

I am an alien (I am an alien) I’m from another world (I’m from another world) I walk and talk like You do I’m on earth just for You (I’m on earth just for You)

I’m alien to touch (I’m alien to touch) I’m alien to kiss (I’m alien to kiss) I’m alien to hold you Although you must resist (Although you must resist)

I’m a U.F.O. in your city I’m an outer space visitor In town And my mission is to Destroy your planet Unless we fool around (Unless we fool around)

I am an alien 606

(I am an alien) I’m from a distant star (I’m from a distant star) I’m in a flying saucer It’s true Just to be where you are (Just to be where you are)

I’m alien to love (I’m alien to love) I’m alien to hug (I’m alien to hug) Yes I’ll be something Different for you Under the sun above (Under the sun above)

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I am an alien I am an alien I am an alien I am an alien

A Glass of Sex a Cup of Love

A glass of sex Uh huh 607

A cup of love Uh huh

Which will satisfy You baby Sex or love

A glass of sex Uh huh A cup of love Uh huh

One’s the devil’s brew The other’s heaven above

A glass of sex Uh huh A cup of love Uh huh

Taste a sample from the Fountain You dream of

A glass of sex Uh huh A cup of love Uh huh

Drink them both You’ll tear the Feathers 608

Off a dove

A glass of sex Uh huh A cup of love Uh huh

Woman welcome to the Well of sex and love

A glass of sex Uh huh A cup of love Uh huh

Which will satisfy You baby Which will sho’ nuff Drive you crazy Which will baby Don’t mean maybe Sex or love

A glass of sex Uh huh A cup of love Uh huh

A glass of sex Uh huh A cup of love 609

Uh huh

A glass of sex Uh huh A cup of love Uh huh

Strange Bedfellows

Strange bedfellows Your eyes are red Your hair is blue 610

I met you at the city Zoo

We’re strange bedfellows Like Minnie Mouse And Donald Duck We’re push and shove We’re nip and tuck

We’re strange bedfellows As Ginger Rogers Fred Astaire Touch dancing in our Underwear

We’re strange bedfellows And we’re gonna make Some honky tonk love Tonight

Strange bedfellows We’re dynamite and Cigarettes Good-bye cruel world With no regrets

We’re strange bedfellows You’re insecure I’m self-assured You can’t hold on I can’t hold back 611

We’re strange bedfellows Like Superman And Lois Lane Kick kryptonite to Love again

We’re strange bedfellows And we’re gonna make Some honky tonk Love tonight

Under a full moon We fell in love under A full moon The winds were howling And rain was beginning To fall The magic of your kiss Changed my mind ‘bout The weather The thrill of your touch Made it a wonderful day

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We’re strange bedfellows And we’re gonna make Some honky tonk love Tonight

612

And we’re gonna make Some honky tonk love Tonight

Overnight

I went from lonely To good lovin’ Overnight 613

I went from heartache To sweet kisses Overnight

A man and wife can Love a lifetime And never get it right

But I got lucky ‘Cause we made love Overnight

I changed my crying eyes To laughter Overnight

And I replaced the blues With love songs Overnight

I never thought two Smiling strangers Could see love at First sight

Until it happened To me sudden Overnight

Overnight was all 614

It took And all I need

Overnight success In love Always succeeds

I’ll take a long chance On our romance Overnight

Lovers should get to Know each other Overnight

I’m glad we did it I’ll admit it Here in the morning Light

I feel so good Because we made love I feel so good Because it’s true love 615

I feel so good Because we shared Love Overnight

It’s a John Brown Dirty Shame

It’s a John Brown Dirty shame O O O 616

I - - - really love you So much O O O I - - - really thrill to Your touch O O O I’m - - - really caught In your clutch You almost drive Me mad It’s a John Brown Dirty shame O O O

It’s a John Brown Dirty shame O O O I - - - hunger so for your Kiss O O O At night I long for Your lovin’ I miss O O O

All day I dream of those Moments of bliss And the heartache hurts So bad 617

It’s a John Brown dirty shame O O O

It’s a John Brown dirty shame O O O I - - - I’d be a slave for your Love O O O

Just smile and call Out my name lovey dove O O O

I - - - I’m so weak When push Comes to shove

I gave you all I had It’s a John Brown Dirty shame O O O O O

It’s a John Brown Dirty shame O O O O O 618

It’s a John Brown Dirty shame O O O O O

Calliope Lady

When the carnival came To town With a cotton candy sound 619

Ferris wheels were spinning ‘Round Calliope lady

Play a pretty melody Charm the birds Right off the tree Make her fall in love With me Calliope lady

When we rode the carousel Life was young And love was swell In this dream world Where you dwell Calliope lady

I was handsome in my prime When the carnival cost a dime Back when romance Was sublime Calliope lady

We were sweethearts On parade At the old penny arcade When we heard your Music played 620

Calliope lady

Play it anytime at all Summer winter spring Or fall I’ll come running When you call Calliope lady Calliope lady Calliope lady

The Funk Gon’ Hit the Fan

When the funk gon’ Hit the fan Cried the people 621

In demand

Ev’rybody clap Your hands Said the leader Of the band And the funk gon’ Hit the fan

The piano’s out of tune You should’ve left it In the dressing room All the mikes went On the bum The bass amplifier Hummed And the superstar Looked dumb

Well the drummer Was in a dream ‘Til a million people 622

Screamed We want our money Back Y’all ain’t our kind Of act Live up to your contract

Ya guitars ain’t Gettin’ it on Unfunky saxophones and brass Cannot be blown

The people stamped Their feet Whistled and banged On seats They played a funky Beat

And the crowd began To swing Playin’ a funky music Thing

Dancin’ to a soulful Song One and all could sing Along 623

Made ‘em shout out Loud and strong

And the funk gon’ Hit the fan ‘Cause the people Beat the band

They began to take Command Ev’ry woman and Ev’ry man And the funk gon’ Hit the fan ‘Cause the people Understand

Harmonize it All you can Coast to coast Across the land And the funk gon’ Hit the fan

Mellow Mountain

Mellow mountain My mellow mountain of 624

Love

Mellow mountain As high as heaven above

Mellow mountain I reached the summit Of love

Mellow mountain The snow is white as A dove

Mellow mountain Don’t need a push and a Shove

Mellow mountain As warm as a hand in a Glove

Mellow mountain So great and tall Y’all Mellow mountain Won’t hurt if you Fall Mellow mountain My mellow mountain of Love

Mellow mountain 625

I’d move a mountain For you

Mellow mountain I echo how I love You

Mellow mountain High up as The Himalayas

Mellow mountain I conquered The peak of Your love

Mellow mountain So big and tall Y’all Mellow mountain Won’t hurt if you Fall

Mellow mountain My mellow mountain Of love

626

Mellow mountain My mellow mountain Of love

Deer Hunting

No no no don’t go No no no don’t go (Repeat 6 times)

627

Deer hunting in the wood Deer hunting ain’t no good Deer hunting no one should Deer hunting Deer hunting

Deer hunting for the thrill Deer hunting shoot to kill Deer hunting deer for real Deer hunting Deer hunting

I met a robin in early spring The robin told me he could not sing He said a hunter had shot his wing Deer hunting

He said that he couldn’t understand Why a big ol’ grown up man Would shoot a gun at one wild thing And hit another

Deer hunting in the wood Deer hunting ain’t no good Deer hunting no one should Deer hunting Deer hunting

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No no no don’t go No no no don’t go (Repeat 6 times)

A robin’s near and dear to me They build their nest up in a tree To hide from people aimlessly Deer hunting

What if one day the hunter saw A sign deer hunting’s against the law And hunter don’t you come back no more Deer hunting

I’m In Kilter

I’m in kilter With the moon above I’m in kilter 629

And it’s you I love

Oh my darling Oh my darling I’m in kilter

I’m in kilter With the stars That shine

I’m in kilter And you’re mine All mine

Baby baby Don’t mean maybe I’m in kilter

I’m in love kilter With you it’s easy Dear

We’re so together Whenever you are Near or far

No matter lover Where you are In this whole wide World Oh girl I’m in 630

Kilter

I’m in kilter With the birds that Sing Winter summer fall And in the spring

Honey I’m right on The money I’m in kilter

Oh my darling Oh my darling I’m in kilter Baby baby Don’t mean maybe I’m in kilter

Honey honey On the money I’m in kilter

Black Irish Mexicali Rose

Black Irish Mexicali rose The sweetest Spanish flower Ever grows 631

You been smuggling Marijuana I suppose

Black Irish Mexicali Wetback in the alley From the San Fernando Valley Amigos

You’re a Myoti Dama And it shows Your Irish got you over Heaven knows Aye aye Tequila gave You glow

Hacienda senorita Mucho sweeter than Chiquita Beat a federales keister On the floor

Black Irish Mexicali rose Smuggling aliens in To and fro

Pick the cactus with Your teeth 632

Out of your toes

Black Irish Mexicali Wetback in the alley From the San Fernando Valley Amigos

Black Irish Mexicali rose The sweetest Spanish Flower ever Grows You been smuggling Marijuana I suppose

Black Irish Mexicali Wetback in the alley From the San Fernando Valley Amigos (3 times)

Ev’rybody Loves Music

Ev’rybody loves music Ev’rywhere Ev’rybody loves music Fill the air

633

Ev’rybody loves music Night and day Ev’rybody loves music Let the music (Let the music play)

Asian people love music music Indian people love music music Spanish people love music music White people love music music Black people love music music All people love music music The whole wide world loves music music Let the music (Let the music play)

Ev’rybody loves music Ev’rywhere Ev’rybody loves music Fill the air Ev’rybody loves music Night and day Ev’rybody loves music Let the music (Let the music play) Good people love music music Bad people love music music Rich people love music music Poor people love music music Young people love music music Old people love music music People period love music music 634

Let the music (Let the music play)

Ev’rybody loves music Ev’rywhere Ev’rybody loves music Fill the air Ev’rybody loves music Night and day Ev’rybody loves music Let the music (Let the music play)

Let the music (Let the music play) Let the music (Let the music play) Let the music (Let the music play)

I Love It

I love it (Fifteen times twice)

I love it All night I love it 635

All day I love it all the time

I love it like that I love it I’m prone I love it all the way home

I love it when you Come close and you do Crazy things all over me

I love it so much Each time we touch I love it it’s plain to see ______Top______

I love it asleep I love it out loud Away from the noisy crowd

I love it to death I can’t help myself I love it ‘til nothing is left ______Top______Have a Nice Day Love

Have a nice day love Have a nice day love Have a nice day like they say

(Repeat) 636

Sooner or later You get what you deserve And you deserve some lovin’ today

Sooner or later You get what you deserve And you deserve some lovin’ right away

Sooner or later You get what you pray for You pray for love you get love in time

Sooner or later You get what you pay for And lovin’ me won’t cost you One thin dime

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I’m a Little Mixed Up

I’m a little mixed up Mixed up over you I’m a little mixed up I don’t know what to do

637

I’m a little mixed up Since 1962 I’m a little mixed up So in love with you O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O

I’m a little mixed up Take me by the hand I’m a little mixed up And I can’t understand You tell me it’s all over Goodbye so long We’re through

Well I’m a little mixed up Mixed up over you

O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O

I thought that you were My type You know the steady kind I figured you for romance And walks beside the sea I had you with me always So you never knew 638

To take my love and leave me Would break my heart into

O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O

I Don’t Know How Many Times You Broke My Heart

I don’t know how many times You broke my heart I don’t know how many times We’ve been apart 639

I don’t know how many times Your guess is as good as mine I don’t know how many times You broke my heart

I can’t count them on my fingers I can’t count them on my toes I don’t know how many times You broke my heart I can’t count all the stars In heaven ‘Cause heaven only knows I don’t know how many times You broke my heart

I don’t know how many tears You made me cry I don’t know how many times You said goodbye I don’t know how many tears I have shed down through The years I don’t know how many times You broke my heart

You even broke my calculator When I kept count from the start I don’t know how many times You broke my heart The best computer in the world Would break down ‘Cause it’s not that smart 640

I don’t know how many times You broke my heart

I don’t know how many times I lost your love I don’t know how many times I’m speaking of I don’t know I just recall The last heartbreak of them all I don’t know how many times Nor the reason or the rhyme I don’t know how many times Your guess is as good as mine I don’t know how many times You broke my heart

You broke my heart How many times You broke my heart How many times You broke my heart How many times

You Make Me Feel for Real

You make me feel for real You make me feel for real

You make me feel so happy 641

You make me feel so happy I love you so

You make me feel so happy Being in love with you dear

You make me feel like singing You make me hear bells ringing I know it’s true I’m a glad human being You make me feel for real

Footsteps of a Family

Footsteps Footsteps Footsteps Footsteps Footsteps Footsteps 642

Footsteps Footsteps

The footsteps of a family Jimmy Roselyn and Amy Walking down to the White House In old Washington, D. C. The footsteps of a family Jimmy Carter’s family On Pennsylvania Avenue

Footsteps Footsteps Footsteps Footsteps Footsteps Footsteps Footsteps Footsteps

The footsteps of a family The very first family Would proudly walk Than ride and hide

Footsteps of a family Marching for the world to see Each step they take for liberty

Footsteps Footsteps Footsteps 643

Footsteps Footsteps Footsteps Footsteps Footsteps

La la la la la la la

De Language of Love

I speak a de language The language of love I speak a de language That you speaky of

Consider me cuckoo 644

Consider me dove I speak a de language De language of L-o-v-e l-o-v love L-o-v-e l-o-v love

Thank God up in heaven In heaven above For sending an angel I needed a shove We both go together We fit like a glove

We speak the same language De language of L-o-v-e l-o-v love L-o-v-e l-o-v love La la la la la la La la la la la la la

We Saw the Sea Serpent

We saw the sea serpent We saw the sea serpent We saw the sea serpent Fly

We saw the sea serpent We saw the sea serpent 645

We saw the sea serpent High

He was dressed in red When he raised his head We saw the sea serpent Fly

A lot of long lean green You know what I mean We saw the sea serpent Fly

Ty yi yi yi yi Ty yi yo de ay We saw the sea serpent Fly

Seen ‘em wink six eyes Touch the big blue sky We saw the sea serpent High ______Top______

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GOSPOP!™

Gospop!

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

1. Angels in the Dark Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘67 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 651 2. 1 = People Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 652 3. Corinthian Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 655 647

4. Jesus Never Made Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 656 5. Stone Jesus Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 658 6. Jesus Picture Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘82 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 661 7. Sweet Jesus Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 665 8. Séance For Jesus Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘86 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 667 9. Jesus Broke the Fever Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’86 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 669 10. Jesus is Waiting in the Wings Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 671 11. Kenneth Hagin Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 673 12. Jesus Jones Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘87 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 676 13. Fornication Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 678 14. Scripture Park Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘82 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 680 15. Lord of the Holy Land Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘86 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 684 16. One Size Fits All Y’all Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 686 17. The Insanity of Christianity Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E.Lee, Jnr. ‘86 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 688 18. No Man Has Ever Done That Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘86 Pau 1-494-693 ’91 690

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

19. Pull The Skin Back Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’80 Pau1-208-687 ’89 693 20. The Lord Smiled Down On Me Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘82 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 696 21. The Bigot Bomb Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘81 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 698 22. Jesus is the Answer What’s the Question Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘82 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 700 23. Tarnished Halo 648

Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 703 24. In India Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘82 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 705 25. Lord Be My Talent Scout Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 708 26. I’m a Child of God Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘81 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 710 27. Cross My Heart Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘58 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 712 28. If I Touch the Hem of His Garment Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 715 29. Little Boys and Girls Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘82 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 718 30. People Hidin’ From God Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘82 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 720 31. Soothing Saul Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘82 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 722 32. 660 Ft. Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 724 33. Creative Power Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 727 34. Jezuz Does the Job Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 729 35. Jezuz the Deal Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 731 36. Jezuz H. Christ Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 734 37. Jesus Wept Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 737 38. Ante-Christ Bacterium Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 741

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

39. Hallelujah Heart Attack Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 744 40. Ev’ry Knock is a Boost Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 748 41. Camels in the Rain Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 750 42. Practicin’ Satan 649

Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 754 43. Down with the Devil Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 759 44. Just Kiddin’ Jesus Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 761 45. Jesus Knocked Me Out Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 767 46. The Atheist Mom N’Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 770 47.6 Billion People Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘95 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 772 48. God’s Little Garden of Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘62 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 774 49. I Thought I’d Died and Gone to Heaven Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 776 50. Gamble on Sunday Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 778 51.Oh My Lord Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 780 52. Redemption Salvation It’s Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘62 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 782 53. Sunday Driver Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 784 54. Christian Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 786 55. The Moving Light Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 788

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

56. The World National Anthem Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 790 57. The Judas Hug Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘65 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 792 58. Big Jesus Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 795 59. I Boast the Most Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 797 650

60.Abide In Me Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 800

Angels In the Dark

O O O O O Angels in the dark babe O O O O O Angels in the dark

Just so it won't show Angels wearing halos

651

Around about the midnight hour Turn off all the power Though ev'rybody knows Who protects the heart Angels in the dark

Guardian angels in the dark Protect my heart babe Sent from heaven above To protect our love Guardian angels Angels in the dark baby Angels in the dark

They can always tell When love ain't on the level So don't you ever go And treat me like the devil 'Cause they will always know And warn me from the start Angels in the dark ______Top______

1 = People

1 = people = 1 people Don’t divide the people Multiply love times all the People

Your people and my people 652

God bless the common People Yes we are the people 1 = people

Red white yellow black Tan 1 = people = 1 people

Flesh and blood a human 1 = people = 1 people

+ All the angels in heaven Buddhist Moslem and Christian

We’re all a part of a great Plan On each continent and Island

Subtract no one in the free world Ev’ry man woman boy Girl - - - -

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Each little sunbeam That shines = Each little flower that grows = 653

Each person that I see Is the sum total of life To me - - - -

Since creation began 1 = people = 1 people

Made by the same Father’s hand 1 = people = 1 people When the Maker commanded Descendants of Adam Got banned

From the Garden of Eden To explore the earth And expand it

To speak French Swahili Italian Spanish Chinese and American - - - -

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654

Corinthian Love

You can break my heart forever My poor heart is made of leather Like a limousine seat cover Corinthian love

You can beat me down with Leather Although leather ain’t my Pleasure 655

Skin me alive I’m alligator Corinthian love

Corinthian love will last In stormy weather And fit like a glove My heart’s too tough To tear up Tho’ Corinthian soft as a dove

You won’t wear me out for tryin’ The lash of love is satisfyin’ Bet’cha boots there’s no denyin’ Corinthian love You’re my fetish I ain’t lyin’ Corinthian love 656

Jesus Never made Love

All y'all know that Jesus (3 times) Never made love

Jesus never made love Jesus never made love Jesus Jesus Jesus never made love Jesus never made love Jesus Jesus

All y'all talkin' like Jesus Jesus didn't talk like that Y'all ain't walkin' like Jesus Jesus didn't walk like that

He wasn't into sex Or nothin' rated X Ask any angel up above

All y'all know that Jesus Saved himself from sin All y'all know that Jesus Won't let Satan win All y'all know that Jesus Never made love

657

Jesus never made love No He never made love He was gentle as a dove But He never made love You could have a holy kiss You could have a holy hug You could always hold His hand He would smile and understand Ask the woman at the well well well The Magdalene could hug and kiss and tell

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658

Stone Jesus

Stone Jesus Stone Jesus Stone Jesus Stone Jesus Stone Jesus Stone Jesus Stone Jesus Stone Jesus

Jesus made of stone Spoke in pear-shaped tones

On my way home A statue from Rome Stood alone

As God in the night Marble and white Carved in stone

Whosoever would hide Speakers inside Sculptured stone

Stone to the bone No microphone Solid stone

659

He spoke to me And I'm not crazy He called my name I'm not insane

The jokes on me Now all the neighbors Think I'm nuts Talkin' to a tombstone

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He commissioned a cutter Down in a quarry To hammer and chisel The stone

He rolled it away Resurrection Day To become this icon renown

Here in the churchyard Like a Greek pagan Idol upon a king's throne He said I'm afraid If you repeat what I said They'll think you've got rocks In your head

660

As Satan lives across The street He lets his mean dogs Wet on me He threw a brick At my unveiling He covers me with pigeon Dung

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661

Jesus Picture

Jesus picture The Son of God Jesus picture The good shepherd Jesus picture Was on the dashboard of Her car

Jesus picture The Holy Ghost Jesus picture The Lord of Host Jesus picture Was sitting on her shelf

Jesus picture The living Christ Jesus picture God's sacrifice Jesus picture Was hanging on her wall

Could she be a Jesus freak Jesus people are so meek They cannot speak Unless they speak of Jesus

662

She could be a blessed saint Holy woman I hope she ain't Don't see no lipstick powder Or paint just Jesus

Jesus picture The King of Kings Jesus picture The Rose of Sharon Jesus picture Was right beside her bed

Jesus picture Of Nazareth Jesus picture He cheated death Jesus picture Was in a locket 'round Her neck

Jesus picture The Lamb of God Jesus picture Emanuel Jesus picture Was burning in her eyes

663

Street Madonna dressed in Black A righteous symbol of the Fact She'll never love another Back but Jesus

She wants to be a Catholic Nun For God the Father and the Son Except through them Thy will be done In Jesus

Jesus picture With soulful eyes Jesus picture Knowing and wise Jesus picture Was in the Bible In her hand

Jesus picture Long hair and beard Jesus picture Made me feel weird Jesus picture Was glowing in the dark

664

Jesus picture The sacred heart Jesus picture Keeps us apart Jesus picture Was tattooed on her Thigh

If I could change Her life around I'd have to take these Pictures down It's plain to see Who wears the crown King Jesus

Jesus picture In her soul A flaming heart All trimmed in gold She'll be this way When she gets old For Jesus

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665

Sweet Jesus Love

Sweet Jesus Sweet Jesus

Sweet Jesus love Created of 180 times sweeter than sugar Sweet Jesus love

His holy kiss None can resist 180 times sweeter than Splenda Sweet Jesus love

Ain't no substitute for Jesus Sweet naturally Not Equal, Nutra Sweet and Low They’re just plain sugar free

Sweet Jesus love From heaven above I borrow a cup of His sweet love power

666

When I'm praying in the Midnight hour When I'm bitter as sin And sour Sweet Jesus love

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He's my cup of tea Sweet as he can be

I was sugarless Now I'm truly blessed

The Good Book's on the shelf So I can help myself

Sweet Jesus in my blood I've got the sugar diabetes Of love

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667

Séance For Jesus

Séance for Jesus $1,000,000.00 reward Séance for Jesus Christ I wanna see the Lord

Madam Lavinia Medium spiritualist Said she'd channel him From the spirit world If Jesus Christ exist

When shall I see Jesus Clairvoyant Look into your crystal Ball

Is he on the other side And will he come here If you call

Conjure him In the flesh I want to see The Son of God

Materialized Standing tall Walking holy Through the wall ______Top______668

True believer's 'round A table By candlelight No phony King of King's Pretend

No actor wearing a bogus Halo Fakers have Satan’s Eyes of sin

Blue eyes and beard Light long brown hair White robe and sandals He must wear

Speak in tongue A blessed prayer As he's ascending in Midair

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669

Jesus Broke the Fever

If you’re into sodomy Don’t shoot up in gallerias Don’t share a dirty I.V. In Sodom and Gomorrah

You feed a cold And starve a fever What do you do for AIDS

You live alone And you suffer Lock the door Pull down the shades

If you’re a true believer Hospital patient with This plague

Just say a prayer to Jesus He can trump the ace Of spades

You lance a boil And bleed an ulcer What do you do for AIDS

670

All undesirous Of this virus Don’t join the junkies Gay parade

He broke the fever Jesus He broke the fever In me

Well we met at the Met Lord I’ll never forget She was a woman of Wealth Unchecked by the Board of Health

I used a rubber and yet It’s got me so upset I broke out in a cold Sweat I woke up at dawn Soaking wet

Jesus broke the fever Now I’m not afraid of AIDS

Jesus broke the fever And now I won’t have To burn in Hades

671

Jesus is Waiting in the Wings

Jesus is waiting Holy amazing Jesus is waiting In the wings

(Where's Jesus)

Jesus is waiting Anticipating He's gonna steal the show Again

(Where's Jesus)

Jesus is waiting He's hesitating Father forgive us for Our sins

(Where’s Jesus)

Jesus is waiting He's still debating Jesus is waiting In the wings

672

Jesus is waiting In the wings Hallelujah

Hark hear the herald Angels sing Hosanna in the highest

Satanic superstar On stage Still pleases people Bored

But when he takes his Final bow Church bells will ring In the steeple Lord

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Some folks I know Would stand in the rain And buy a ticket To see Him and explain

Many would love To fly away with Him Back to paradise In heaven above

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673

Kenneth Hagin

Kenneth Hagin seen Jesus Voilà Umpteen times Kenneth Hagin seen Jesus Voilà In his mind Kenneth Hagin seen Jesus Appear divine Voilà

Kenneth Hagin seen Jesus Voilà In the flesh Kenneth Hagin seen Jesus Voilà Manifest Kenneth Hagin seen Jesus He’s been blessed Voilà

TV preacher told me this I wonder if Kenneth got A kiss I wonder how did Jesus Look Just like the picture In the Good Book

674

Did Jesus say when He’d Return And are we doomed in Hell to burn

Did God tell Kenneth What to do To save the world For me and you

Kenneth Hagin seen Jesus Voilà In his head Kenneth Hagin seen Jesus Voilà That’s what he said Kenneth Hagin seen Jesus God ain’t dead Voilà

Kenneth Hagin Christian quiet as a Church mouse

Kenneth Hagin Merely sitting in his Own house

Kenneth Hagin Suddenly saw the Son Of mankind

675

Kenneth Hagin Walked with Jesus in The sunshine

Kenneth Hagin Did He have a holy Halo

Kenneth Hagin Was He Caucasian Or Negro

Kenneth Hagin Did He wear His red White and blue long robe

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Jesus Jones

You got a Jesus jones In your bones You got a Jesus jones Satan leaves you all alone

God the Father Holy Ghost Christian lady You could drive a sinner crazy

You got a Jesus jones You turn me on You got a Jesus jones Devilment you don't condone

You're sanctified A true testified Holy roller Jesus bride

You're consummated By His side I feel like Joseph Joseph Joseph Joseph Joseph Joseph Joseph

You've got Jesus in your heart You've got Jesus in your soul Hallelujah

677

You run to him and pray You're in love with the Lord I say Hosanna in the highest

He's the other Man on your Mind Girl you think about Him All the time Well I know that you Love me But this other Man is Divine

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Fornication

Fornication (8 times)

678

Fornication in Funk And Wagnall's big Dictionary By my bed said

Fornication is sexual Intercourse with Consenting adults Unwed

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In the Bible yea It is written Lo if you fornicate It's a sin

God won't bless you Nay He won't let you Defile His heaven With those therein

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Fornicate and you get AIDS today The kids all use rubbers They say

679

Satan is tempting The world God help ev'ry young Boy and girl

So don't do a devilish Dance You're taking a hell Of a chance

No fornication ain't Cool A fornicator's a Fool

Fornication is Necessary Although forbidden A sex book read

But I remember The words of Jesus Walk straight and Narrow in Him instead

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Scripture Park

680

Scripture Park is not A fantasy It's an ev'ryday Reality In Motor City It can be found Ev'rybody's Motown Bound

Actors acting out The living Bible If you've lost faith Well you're just libel

To find happiness And peace of mind Leave the troubles of The world behind

Come by boat Come by train Motorbike car bus Airplane

When you arrive God will explain To Jews Hindus Buddhist Muslims And Christians

681

Well I work so hard In Scripture Park I work like a slave All day I work 'til the land gets Dark

In Daniel's lion’s den Workin' with religious Men John Matthew Luke and Mark Get together in Scripture Park

Clear away the ground Put the big tent down Build the Bible here Depict the testaments

So come one come all Three big shows a day Wash your sins away Come hear Jesus pray

682

Adam and Eve Moses and Methuselah Sodom and Gomorrah Samson and Delilah David and Goliath Noah's Ark Heaven and hell In Scripture Park

Buy a souvenir Get your halo here Have a holy time Drinkin' Jesus wine

Act the Good Book out Make the people shout Advertise about Jesus word of mouth

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683

Well I work so hard I saw the Son of God Acting with all His Heart He really plays His part

Well if He walks on the Water Makes a blind man See He could pass for Christ sake Oh! So easily

It took tons of steel For Ezekiel's Ferris Wheel And the Holy Roller Coaster Is a Judeo-Christian thrill

Hear the angels sing And the church bells Ring Happy as a lark Down in Scripture Park Down in Scripture Park Down in Scripture Park Down in Scripture Park

684

Lord of the Holy Land

Jesus is king Hear the arch angels sing He's the Lord of the holy land

Heaven above Good God almighty blessed him with Love He's the Lord of the holy land

The way that he suffered And behaved They got off mighty lucky When he forgave

He is the Xmas star The rock of ages The living proof The precious truth In the Bible pages

He went on with his baad Self From Galilee He got out of the ghetto To get to Calvary

685

40 days and nights In the wilderness He showed his daddy And Satan That he could pass the test

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He goes on with his teaching He's the preaching boss Although they nailed him Upon a wooden cross He's the greatest of all saints May he rule forever Up in heaven above us And over Israel

686

One Size Fits All Y’all

One size fits all y'all In God's shopping mall One size fits all y'all Large medium and small

One size fits all y'all In the Lord's department Store One size fits all y'all Be ye rich or poor

One size fits all y'all On that judgment day One size fits all y'all Throw your Sunday best Away

One size fits all y'all So don't push and shove One size fits all y'all In paradise above

687

This is what the best Dressed folks In heaven wear A brand-new holy halo For your hair Get your long white pretty Robe And angel wings Golden slippers and a Harp with silver strings

When you receive each Sacred item on this list Wear it smiling proudly In angelic bliss It's all waitin' in God's Lay away of love And you can charge it All to Jesus up above

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688

The Insanity of Christianity

The insanity of Christianity Is a profanity on mankind The insanity of Christianity Against humanity is a crime

I consider myself a Christian A Presbyterian But what some Christians do To make a fool of you Can make you lose your mind

They know it’s wrong Not right For black and white To fight The Bible spells it out The segregated church They build with all their Might Is sacrilegious in God’s Sight

The insanity of Christianity They think a rainbow arc Will appear A band of angels singin’ In midair wingin’ Around Jesus in the sky

689

And then the Man upstairs Is gonna finally speak He’s gonna give us a Piece of His mind

All the good folks go up All the bad folks go down To a guy with horns On his head

The insanity of Christianity Is a calamity every time Religions come and go Believers still don’t know The truth is hard to find

You hear a sermon here They preach a sermon there But we live our lives in sin We say a little prayer And think that God will Hear Only a mad man can define

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690

No Man Has Ever Done That

No man has ever done That No man has ever done That Rise from the dead With a halo over His head No man has ever done That Lord No man has ever done That

No man has ever done This No man has ever done This Keep the Ten Commandments Tho’ they don’t even understand ‘Em No man has ever done This Lord No man has ever done This

691

Open up the Storehouses in heaven Borrow from the Treasury of God The poor will be With us always Jesus said it I know I read it In the Good Book By my bed

No man has ever done Those No man has ever done Those Help the blind see Show the poor mercy No man has ever done Those Lord No man has ever done Those

692

No man has ever done Them No man has ever done Them Feed the multitude When there was no Food No man has ever done Them Lord No man has ever done Them

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693

Pull The Skin Back

Pull the skin back People let your goodness show Pull the skin back Hate will walk right out the door Pull the skin back Love is what you're lookin' for Anyway

Pull the skin back Underneath we're all the same Pull the skin back You don't have to be ashamed Pull the skin back When they play that old skin game Don't you play

Way down deep and beneath The surface Prejudice will make people Nervous I believe we all serve A purpose right now

Way down deep we're all only Human Red white black yellow brown Men and women Let's get together And make us a new man Right now 694

Pull the skin back When you need your brother's love Pull the skin back Yes we all are flesh and blood Pull the skin back Show the kindness you're made Of Come what may

Pull the skin back Mankind has a heart and soul Pull the skin back Ev'rybody young and old Pull the skin back We're all cut from the same Mold Made of clay

Pull the skin back People all the way Pull the skin back Each n' ev'ryday Pull the skin back Then kneel down and pray

695

Pull the skin back When folks move in Next to you Pull the skin back Odd Venusians Colored blue Pull the skin back Space aliens A different hue Are people too

Pull the skin back When you're talkin’ to your kids Pull the skin back Never try to keep truth hid Pull the skin back Strive to do what Jesus did Ev'ryday

Pull the skin back People all the way Pull the skin back Each and ev'ryday Pull the skin back Then kneel down and pray

696

The Lord Smiled Down On Me

I love you I love you so Heaven knows I love you Can’t let you go

The Lord smiled down on me When He sent you here from heaven You saved my soul You made me whole You are the sweetest love Story ever told

You must be a fallen angel Sent to me from Heaven Thank God above He blessed our love You are the angel I’ve been dreaming of

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The Lord smiled down on me The Lord smiled down on me The Lord smiled down on me The Lord smiled down on me

Holy saints be praised Your beauty shines like Sunday 697

Amazing grace Upon your face On you a halo isn’t out of Place

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The Lord smiled down on me The Lord smiled down on me The Lord smiled down on me The Lord smiled down on me

698

The Bigot Bomb

What makes these people Tick tick tick These people must be Sick sick sick Somebody better come here Quick And drop the bigot bomb

The bigot bomb is made of Love The bombardier is God above One day we'll see a peaceful dove Drop the bigot bomb

The bigot bomb won't do you harm The bigot bomb will make you calm The bigot bomb ain't like the other The bigot bomb make you love Your brother

The bigot bomb don't muss or fuss The bigot bomb is straight from Jesus The bigot bomb won't make you Fight The bigot bomb ain't wrong it's Right

699

No more hooded sheets of white Burning crosses in the night When prejudice is in your sight Drop the bigot bomb

Drop it on the KKK And ev'ryone who thinks That way There's gonna be a better Brighter day Drop the bigot bomb Drop the bigot bomb Drop the bigot bomb Drop the bigot bomb

700

Jesus is the Answer What’s the Question

Jesus is the answer What’s the question Are you despondent Lamb have you lost your way

Jesus is the answer What’s the question Are you a sinner It’s gonna be OK

Jesus is the answer What’s the question Are you a leper Then hear me when I say

He’s the truth He’s the light He’s the way He’s the Holy Redeemer Shining bright He’s a rock He’s the church He’s the reason I kneel down on my Knees to pray

701

Jesus is the answer What’s the question Do you have cancer Well you just call His name

Jesus is the answer What’s the question Financial worries Jesus will ease your pain

Jesus is the answer What’s the question He is your friend So don’t you be ashamed

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I know you all know how To bow your heads and pray Jesus will answer Ev’ryone who prays this way He’ll keep His promises You doubting Thomases On Judgment Day

Jesus is the answer What’s the question Are you in love And broken hearted blue

702

Jesus is the answer What’s the question Do people hardly ever notice you

Jesus is the answer What’s the question He answers prayers And makes your dreams come True

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703

Tarnished Halo

Well I met her in the Bronx Of New York City She’s a Baptist preacher’s Daughter With red hair

She was baptized In fire and holy water She has hazel eyes That sparkle when she says

Sinner shine Your tarnished halo Remove the rusty dust And soothe your lusty soul

Sinner shine Your tarnished halo Make it shine Brand spankin’ new As good as gold

Sinner shine Your tarnished halo. . . .

Shine your tarnished halo Servant of the Lord Jesus is your polish Heaven’s your reward

704

Well we talked and I Confessed I was an atheist Then I saw a bright light Circle ‘round her head

She whispered Jesus Went to hell for three days And so we’re all ex-fallen Angels Then she said

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705

In India

In India India A young boy from Jerusalem

In India India Rode a caravan

In India India A teen-age Jewish runaway

In India India Jesus was His name

In the land of Eastern Enlightenment Elephants tiger hunts Cobra dens

Heal the sick Help the poor and the lame Blessed ye love all creatures The same

With the wise Yoga men He studied Zen In the temple of Buddha Began

706

Miracles wonderments At His touch To this day nothing matters As much

In India India The holy cow is sacred

In India India Millions kneel and pray

In India India A new Guru for mankind

In India India The living Christ divine

The missing years He disappeared Without a trace in the Bible

The missing years He spent them there Among the multitudes

707

In India India He walked upon the water

In India India He made a blind man see

In India India They say He raised a dead Man

In India India He truly was the son of God To save the world He came Forgiving sin and shame With peace and love His aim In India they claim

708

Lord Be My Talent Scout

Lord I’ll do anthing Go anywhere If you would help me Out

I need an agent on high To make a deal And beat the devil Lord be my talent scout

Lord I’m a songwriter Singer Show business is my Life

I’m a senior citizen I’ve only got one fan And she’s my loving Wife

Lord I’m gonna send You A CD to heaven With some songs That could make me A star

709

God let the angels Sing background And ask Jesus to play Lead guitar - - - - -

Lord I’ll audition here Audition there And I won’t have a Doubt

If you’d be my manager In New York and Hollywood Lord be my talent Scout

I’ve been rejected Dejected I need someone with Clout

I need a wheeler And a dealer To help a sinner Be a winner Lord be my talent Scout

710

I’m A Child of God

I’m a child of God God the mighty knows Some say I’m a fool And they treat me cruel

I’m a child of God Heaven is my home They call me dirty names Ev’rywhere I roam

Oh sweet Mary Turn the other cheek Mother Mary Blessed are the meek Virgin Mary Sacred holy host Father Son and the Holy Ghost

Tell the children of The whole wide world Ev’ry little boy and Little girl

Aunts and uncles Cousins full grown And orphan babies Born With names unknown

711

I’m a child of God You ask me how I know The Maker is my Father The Bible tells me so

I’m a child of God I’m not a criminal I ain’t no minority Born of poverty

712

Cross My Heart

Cross my heart Cross my heart And hope to die

Cross my heart And hope to die If I’m telling you a lie

I cross my heart Cross my heart And hope to die

Cross my heart And hope to die I will never break Your heart And say good-bye

I know I’ve won What nobody else Could win

I know I’ve been Where no other love Has been

713

I know I’ve done What no one else has Done And just because I Was the first and Only one

I cross my heart Cross my heart And hope to die

Cross my heart And hope to die I will never fool around And make you cry

I cross my heart Cross my heart And hope to die Cross my heart And hope to die So give me and My love a try

I swear on the Good Book In Sunday school I know you believe In the Golden Rule

714

I’ll get the preacher To seal the vow With God as our witness We’ll be married now

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715

If I Touch the Hem of His Garment

If I touch the hem Of His garment Will I be saved Will I be saved

If I touch the hem Of His garment Then can I see Then can I see

If touch the hem Of His garment Then can I see Then can I see

His garment The hem of His Garment

His garment The hem of His garment

716

If I touch the hem Of His garment And I believe And I believe

If I wipe the dust From His sandals Will I be blessed Will I be blessed

If I wipe the dust From his sandals Will I be blessed Will I be blessed

If I touch the hem Of His garment Then will I walk Then will I walk

If I touch the hem Of His garment Then will I talk Then will I talk

His garment His garment The hem of His Garment

717

If I touch the Hem of His garment And I believe Lord I believe

718

Little Boys and Girls

Little boys and girls All you children of the Whole wide world

God loves you big and small Heaven loves the little Children Blessed are the little children

Little boys and girls You’re the diamonds and the Pearls of tomorrow

Ev’ry race Ev’ry creed Ev’ry color in the rainbow

Little boys and girls They can see the silver Lining in the sky

They give this life a whirl I’m gonna stay in California With my kids

Little boys and girls Become brave men and women Of the future

719

All of you little boys And girls In corduroys and curls I love you

720

People Hidin' from God

People hidin' from God People hidin' from God

Great Jehovah Powerful mightiest Merciful God People hidin' in church People hidin' at home Great Jehovah Powerful mightiest Merciful God

People scared of His love Get to heaven above Great Jehovah Powerful mightiest Merciful God

People hidin' in fear On their knees ev'rywhere Great Jehovah Powerful mightiest Merciful God

721

Neriah wrote the Bible He heard ev'ry word When God and Satan Were fightin' n' fussin' About somethin' in the zoo

It seems there was this Creature Adam And this sexy creature Eve And since they ate The devil's fruit They'd have to take The devil's root And grow up Satan's Sinful seed Of evil hate blood lust And Greed

So God in all His worldly Wisdom Banished them away And people been hidin’ From His holy terror Ever since that day

_____Top_____

722

Soothing Saul

Soothing Saul Soothing Saul (Lil' David) Soothing Saul Soothing Saul Soothing Saul Soothing Saul (Lil’ David) Soothing Saul Soothing Saul

Pray tell it's all because The young man was The best songwriter of all

Soothing Saul Soothing Saul

By plucking his harp He could enthrall Singing praises Writing Psalms

Soothing Saul Soothing Saul

_____Top_____

723

He killed a giant nine Feet tall When he made Goliath fall

Soothing Saul Soothing Saul

Each night Bathsheba's Voice would call Him the King of Israel

Soothing Saul Soothing Saul

______Top______

724

660 Ft.

660 ft. He selected And connected To hit a long home Run In the summer Midday sun

Mickey Mantle from Oklahoma Took a baseball for A ride He was a natural Power hitter With pinstriped Yankee pride

660 ft. This record you can't Compete That's two ballparks For sure They say some guy Measured

725

660 ft. Over the wall Way past the seats It soared on one whole Block And landed I repeat 660 ft.

Babe Ruth was The truth Hank Aaron's deed was darin' Willie Mays amazed Roger Maris wasn't embarrassed Josh Gibson could inspire Barry Bonds Sammy Sosa Mark Mcquire But no steroid users Will surely meet True homerun hitters In the Pantheon Of Herculean feats

In the Scriptures It is written How holy heroes might Hurl and sling the Greatest distance In battle and win The fight

726

660 ft. A rock was slung so Sweet When David slew Goliath The Bible wouldn't cheat

660 ft. That's how much Samson Beat Delilah at her game When he shook the temple Frame

660 ft. Up a hill called Cavalry Jesus carried the cross Of Christianity

660 ft. Upon a balcony Dr. King fell in defeat The assassin's aim Complete

660 ft. From heaven and St. Pete Pearly gates and golden Streets Plus an angel's penthouse Suite 660 ft.

727

Creative Power

Creative power Creative power Creative power Creative power Of love

Creative power From the womb Creative power To the tomb Creative power Made the flowers Bloom Creative power Of love

Creative power I wonder if God Has a woman Creative power Named Lilith Super human Creative power Does she extract His semen Creative power Of love

728

Made the stars come Out And the moon no Doubt Made the earth spin Around And solid ground Mighty oceans roar And the dinosaur All the animals Mankind cannibals

The sunny skies Of blue And the peoples hue All invented by You know who Creative power Of love

______Top_____ (Twice)

729

Jesus Does the Job

Jesus does the job Bob The nasty filthy job Jesus gets you clean Jean He cleans human beings

He'll wash your sins away (Jesus) Make a brighter day (Jesus) Get Jesus don't delay (Jesus) I heard the TV say (Jesus)

He cleansed my dirty soul With hot water and cold My load was rough n' tough 'Til Jesus softened me up

He scrubs whites and Coloreds hard Hangs 'em out in heaven's Yard Where none will shrink Or fade 'Cause He's the Son of God

730

Laundromat of love Suds Gentle as a dove Jesus passed the test Bess The price you pay is less

Down at the old folks home (Jesus) They use Him ev'ry hour (Jesus) They soak Him in and pray (Jesus) Spin cycle in His power (Jesus)

Gang members in jail Who put Him in their Pail Know when they mop the Floor His holy soap won't fail He'll unlock prisons Door Home if your heart is Pure Lord nothin' gets you Clean as Christ He's a Washing machine

Jesus the Deal

731

Hey J-E-S-U-S Oh yes Yo Jesus is The very best

Yeah next to Him Ain't no contest His love is The most holiest

Old Satan's ways Are over the hill He's standing still God fills the bill

Hook up with Jesus He's the one He outshines The bright mornin' Sun

Say your prayers To Jesus Sent from heaven To please us When we're ripe He will squeeze Us

Jesus the deal He's for real

732

Don't be a dumb Doubtin' Thomas Christ will come Back He promised Be ye Christian Or communist Jesus the deal

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Let me introduce You to The best good friend Of mine

He'll roll the dark Gray clouds away With truth and Sunshine

He'll end your long Sad suffering And life will be Just great

He'll open up the Door To paradise’s Pearly gate

733

So if you're sick And tired And you feel Uninspired Think the devil Should be fired

Jesus the deal He's for real

Don't follow those Who preach race Hate Only the crazy Participate Praise the Lord Get your soul Straight Jesus the deal

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Jesus H. Christ

734

Jesus H. Christ Satan is a louse Jesus H. Christ Jesus in the house Jesus in yo’ face Glory be His name Our savior's sacred Heart Burnin' cross n' Flame _ _ _ _

He walks upon the Water He raises up the dead Halo shinin' 'round His famous bearded Handsome Head

It scared the Be Jesus out of me 'Cause I knew That it Was He

735

Early Sunday mornin' When the skies Turn blue n' red Jesus H. Christ Appeared I swear On a stack of Bibles By my bed

Angels singin' Hallelujah Standing in the devil's stead I said Lord love A sinner And kissed His Hands n' feet That bled

I heard His sandals Down the hall Jesus made a rare House call

He saved my life He blessed my soul His heavenly streets Are paved with gold

736

He's got a mansion For me When I'm sick n' Old

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737

Jesus Wept

Jesus wept According to His father In heaven

Jesus wept According to His virgin Mother Mary

Jesus wept According to a Roman centurion

Jesus wept Lord He cried At the thought of suicide Sweatin’ blood Upon a rock He perspired for His flock

Since the day He was born Inheriting a crown of Prickly thorns Soldiers spat in His face Beat His body not His grace They cursed His name He bore no shame Cryin’ out into space

738

Jesus wept According to the Bible Look in the Good Book

Jesus wept According to my dear old Blessed mother

Jesus wept According to my Father In the graveyard

Jesus wept According to my Presbyterian Pastor

They nailed Christ down And stood Him up Gave Him a sponge of vinegar Pierced His side And when He died A dark storm brewed And heaven cried Angels rolled away the Stone At the mouth of His tomb Then He rose from the dead Easter mornin’ to resume

739

Magdalene dried a Tear When she saw Him Reappear

Jesus wept He sobbed for all humanity On this cruel earth

Jesus wept Crucified dead and buried They showed no mercy

Jesus wept Upon the cross In excruciating Pain and misery

Jesus wept For a world Sin free As lilies in the valley

740

Jesus wept Disciples slept Judas crept To inept Caiaphas The angels left The world bereft On Golgotha At Jesus death

Hey Holy Joe You pray too slow Communion Sunday Could take ‘til Monday

So past the plate Good Lord I’m late Sing one more hymn I got a date

A short sermon Is all I need Just say two words Put on God’s speed

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741

Antichrist Bacterium

Gracious sakes I got the shakes I'm seein' snakes My penis aches

It's syphilis The French disease And gonorrhea From adultery

Shame old as sin God awful germ From a contagious Woman Like da Magdalene

She had seven devils Jump out of her When Jesus touched And healed her Genitals

742

Antichrist bacterium It's a fact I've got a cyst On my urinary tract A big gray blister An issue of black blood Too Pustuled sores Of gangrene gushin' goo

Syphilitic woman Girl it was you We shared the same Syringe Shootin' up heroin I'm gonna report you To the board of health If I can't have you All to myself

I don't want you to Give AIDS To no one else I'm gonna love yo’ ass To death Do it to the bone 'Til my last death Cough Do it to ya 'Til my thang fall Off

743

I'm too far gone For medicine So gimmie that Poison VD sex fiend When I broke the Skin That's when my ailin' Begin

You come from out The devil's ass But you ain't Diddley As he passes gas Up the butt of sin In a biblical way Satan gave you aids From sodomy

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744

Hallelujah Heart Attack

Prince Dixon was a Blessin' On the Gospel Caravan Best singin' writin' Shoutin' shoe Dee-Jay in this land

Then Smilin' Irma Robertson Just like a saint Came marchin' in To give a little ol’ Brotha Prince A soul sistah's Helpin' hand

Together they would Please us Glorifyin' Jesus Sanctified to ease Us On the radio

745

Prince broadcast Jesus story His spirits up in Glory Recordin' in God's Studio With amazin' grace

While the Baptist Preacher's daughter With a voice like Jordan water Test the Almighty's Microphone Angel love upon her Face

Your religious right Side Will get numb Church dancin' music Pounds your chest Holy Roller digital sweat Pentecostal Palpitations

746

Irma's your CPR pal Live power donor Gospel gal Her Sunday seizure Mornin' shows A killa stroke In stereo

(Crank it up)

Hallelujah heart attack Red brown yellow White n' black Hallelujah heart attack Woman man girl boy React

Hallelujah heart attack Faint n' fall flat On your back Hallelujah heart attack Amen corner cardiac

Hallelujah heart attack Hypocrite hemorrhage Blow your stack Hallelujah heart attack It's a Christian coronary Fact

747

Hallelujah heart attack If faith's adrenaline you Lack Hallelujah heart attack Christ won't cut the Devil slack

Hallelujah heart attack Your long white robes On heaven's rack Hallelujah heart attack Tongue talkin' like A maniac

Hallelujah heart attack That's the program Where it's at Hallelujah heart attack Praise the Savior To the max

748

Ev’ry Knock is a Boost

Ev’ry knock is a boost It’s a blessin’ they say Lord ain’t it the truth We suffer so

Ev’ry knock is a boost We must endure I know Add insult to injury And don’t let it show We got a rough row to hoe

If you don’t like my race Creed or color so what Help yourself it’s a plus Call me dirty names

Bigots bitchin’ about Hurt my feelin’s inside Bad mouth me to death ‘Til nothin’ is left Save respect and pride

749

It’s a lotta hard knocks On the road of life Opportunity’s knockin’ On the door of hate

It’s a knock down Drag out Perilous fight Don’t knock it Until you try it

Ev’ry knock is a boost It may sound crazy Sometimes Don’t put Judas noose Around your neck

God the father told Jesus When they nailed Him To the cross

Take the pain they produce Don’t cry Son ain’t no use Ev’ry knock is a boost

750

Camels in the Rain

Camel herds graze in Plain view In the Garden of Eden Raisin' Cain Brand spankin' new Spittin' n' kickin' Camel do do

The last straw of war Broke you humpback The weight of mankind Wore you down A beast of burden Just can't relax When ancient armies Cry attack

Brave soldiers bleed And die Deep water wells run dry You ambled from the Battlefield For an oasis and cool Your heels With a cocktail

751

Kind after kind Two by two A marchin' mirage In the dark Down to a boat Floatin' zoo Headed straight for Noah's Ark

There was nothing on Earth stranger Than when the divine Downpour came And washed away the Wicked sinners Those drownin' fools That cursed your name

Foul fonky stinkin' Bitin' Dusty musty dirty Fightin' Weather-beaten over Heatin' Flea bag dry hump Cactus eatin' Dromedary

752

Who do you pursue And where is your Domain Who do you belong to Humpback camels in The rain

Sahara winds can Chill Your bare soul Desert sand storms Take their toll Nocturnal Sinai Winds Blow ice cold As Bedouin camel Driver's scold And beat you

Blue is one star's Heavenly hue At twilight on the horizon As black shadows Steal by at night In bright yellow Crescent moonlight

753

A potentate and kings Worship Herod's holy quarry God broke the water Main again And covered the Camel tracks to Mary

Joe passed around a Pack of camels He didn't have a box Of Cuban cigars They lit up off an Angel's halo And celebrated Xmas Ho Ho Ho Without snow

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754

Practicin' Satan

Whatever your baggage Lighten your laden load today Whatever your baggage Kneel down on your knees and pray

Whatever your baggage People your baggage is ok Whatever your baggage Lord Jesus is the way

Well you been practicin' Satan Performin' like a high school play Yeah you been practicin' Satan And you been rehearsin' ev'ryday

He got you over actin' And pulled your panties down Then laid your naked body upon the Filthy McNasty ground

Chile he won't pay the rent In a cheap ass motel room Soon you'll have Rosemary's baby 'Cause you let him share your womb

755

You been practicin’ Satan Uh-oh no no no no When a unwed baby's born Practicin' Satan Uh-oh no no no no Now you've been forewarned

Even talk of abortion One portion Of murder Measures wrong

You'd better believe us King Jesus Is comin' back Way strong

You been practicin' Satan Datin' Wallowin' in sin

On the devil's lower Level A bad seed you plant therein

Oh how long will you stay tethered To his cloven hooves forever You're in league with the devil You Satan worship him all the time

756

Practicin' Satan Masturbatin' Lord Jesus is waitin' For you to stop beatin’ off Goin’ blind

Lust lurks inside Your heart and mind With wickedness Controlling thine

The netherworld Is where he dwells A lake of fire Pit deep as hell

You been practicin' Satan Hatin' Your fellowman Practicin' Satan Elevatin' Him over God again

You been worshipin' the devil Evil Helpin' him win And you know that Lucifer's Lyin' And jivin' you My friend

757

You been taught the Tempter Will exempt a Sinful boy n' girl

You been chantin' that demon's Semen Rocks and rules the world

You been bowin' down to idols With infidels In iniquities dark den

You been doin' his biddin' Didn't You join his cult followin'

All over the earth War outbreaks and diseases Taboo spells and charms Voodoo curses you do too

Then you fornicate That's how you relate Praising a name you know Is hellish

758

You been performin' his visceral Ritual Heaven forefend Ain't no debatin' He's creatin' A smutty move Again

You keep emotin' your part out Shoutin' 'bout The devil No doubt You made a pact His practitioners Own this sinful land

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759

Down with the Devil

Down with the devil He’s Jesus’ rival Down with the devil He tempted Christ in the Bible

Down with the devil To a lower level Down with the devil Tie his tail to an anvil Down with the devil Get a gravedigger’s shovel

Dig him deeper deeper down Dig him deeper deeper down Dig him deeper deeper down Until he’s buried underground

He’s Mr. Sin Don’t let him in He’s your worst friend Don’t let him win

Dig him deeper deeper down Dig him deeper deeper down Dig him deeper deeper down Until he’s buried underground

760

Down with the devil The epitome of evil Down with the devil He was heaven’s only rebel Down with the devil He’s wicked and immoral Down with the devil Don’t let him rave and revel

Down with the devil Exile him to Hellsville Down with the devil Never ever let him prevail

Dig him deeper deeper down Dig him deeper deeper down Dig him deeper deeper down Until he’s buried underground

761

Just Kiddin' Jesus

Just kiddin' Jesus This ain’t wine It’s gin

Just kiddin' Jesus I don’t mean to Offend

Just kiddin' Jesus Please forgive my Sin

Just kiddin' Jesus You’re my best Friend

Just kiddin' Jesus Let’s make amends I didn’t mean to Diss you again

Just kiddin' Jesus Your name in vain My bad I’m sorry I was in pain

762

Father forgive me (Forgive me Jesus) Down on my knees I pray

I’m apologizin’ (Excuse me Jesus) Ignore my blasphemy

Back in the temple (When you got mad) At money changers (Then you broke bad)

Just like those sinners (I made a slip) Master have mercy (Put down your whip)

Just kiddin’ Jesus This ain’t bread It’s dope

Just kiddin’ Jesus Can’t you take A joke

763

Just kiddin’ Jesus Wash my mouth Out with soap

Just kiddin’ Jesus Lord I gave up hope

Just kiddin’ Jesus (So help me Jesus) Go easy judgment day

I’m just a lost Lamb (Fuhgeddaboudit) I ain’t your enemy

Don’t lightnin’ Strike me (I’m tremblin’ God)

Savior please save me (And spare the rod)

Redeemer don’t lash me (With that leather cord)

Please Jesus don’t use your (Terrible swift sword)

764

If thou art Jesus Hear my plea now I’m in trouble Lord

When I call on you For Christ sake Don’t beat me

Just kiddin’ Jesus Sweet Jesus Bless my heart again

Don’t get pissed And hit me Aw Jesus My weak flesh Can’t stand pain

Je e e e e e-sus I told you a lie Je e e e e e-sus I don’t wanna die

Holy heavenly Father I know you don’t play I’m just kiddin’ N’ B S n’ N’ church connivin’ N’ Bible jivin’ Before you start in Flagelatin’ away

765

I'm a burnisher from hell But I'd polish heaven well Shinin' halos 'til they gleam Give golden harps and slippers Sheen Pearly gates streets paved with Gold I'd rub with elbow grease and soul 'Til my hands and fingers swole I'd buff a luster to behold When my good works out shone The sun And you say excellent well done I'll brighten up your crown and Throne To a glorious high tone

Then for my great just reward I'd like an angel woman Lord Yes when I cop my gossamer wings And get my harp with silver strings I want my mansion on cloud nine Above the heaven that I shine I wanna know da Magdalene Lighten up Lord Don't look so mean

Just kiddin' Jesus Why don't you laugh Wasn't that funny Spare me your wrath

766

Just kiddin' Jesus The wax I sell Will make God's heaven Glimmer like hell

Just kiddin' Jesus You're my best friend I didn't mean to Diss you again

Just kiddin' Jesus Your name in vain My bad I'm sorry I was in pain

My bad I'm sorry I was in pain I was in pain Just kiddin' Jesus Amen

767

Jesus Knocked Me Out

Jesus knocked me out With God’s right hand I was unconscious On the canvas Of shame and sin

I felt His holy fist Take its toll When Jesus knocked me out Stone cold

The first round we were Boxin’ Each jab I threw He stopped

I staggered Agnostic In the ring I couldn’t do a thing

He saved The hell out of me When he blessed me With His might

768

He went upside My atheist head It was a one Punch fight

Jesus knocked me out With His tough love He had a big Brass knuckle sandwich In his glove

Jesus knocked me out Lord I took it on the chin And the devil was standin’ There Grinnin’ countin’ to ten

Jesus knocked me out In the struggle for my soul Jesus knocked me out With the Greatest Story Ever Told

769

Yes he’s got clout Without a doubt He won the bout I heard the angels shout Hallelujah When Jesus knocked me out

No harm no foul Jesus knocked me out Throw in the towel Jesus knocked me out I heard the heavenly host howl When Jesus knocked me out Christ is the winner He ko-ed a sinner Jesus knocked me out

770

The Atheist

Don’t pray too hard (Heaven only knows) You might be boring God Don’t pray too deep (In the midnight hour) You might put God to sleep

Don’t pray too much (To great Jehovah) You just might wake Him up Don’t pray too long (Good God Almighty) And come on to Him too strong

The atheist has many books But not one is the Bible I talked to one the other day He’s suing God for libel

He said Don’t pray too hard Believe so much You just might lose The sinner’s touch

Don’t do all good And never bad Remember life is Happy and sad

771

Sometimes you slip Sometimes you fall When you heed Religion’s call

So if you fail To keep the faith It might not work out Anyway

Don’t preach all day (Heaven only knows) You might run Him away Don’t shout His word (Ev’ry mornin’) He might think that you’re Absurd

Don’t over praise (Great Jehovah) He just might think you’re crazed Don’t preach a lot (Good God Almighty) Remember what Job got

772

6 Billion People

1 2 3 4 2 more make 6 6 billion souls Love starved romantics

For what it's worth Freedom on earth Peace time to men In ev'ry land

When 6 billion people Fall in love When ev'ryone on earth Is thinkin' of Peace and love Folks won't push n' shove

When 6 billion people Fall in love That will be heaven Up above Starting with us 2 Lovey dove

773

If the entire population On the planet Found love in their Hearts God would grant it And cease world war Infinitum Forever more - - - -

Even though this idea Is but a whim If we all put our faith And trust in Him Kiss n' hug (6 Billion People) Fall in love " " " Start with 2 " " " Me & you " " " 2 by 2 “ “ “ See what love (When it's cocksure strong brave and true) Can (Like a bright sunburst shining through) Do

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774

God’s Little Garden of Love

Good mornin’ Mornin’ glory Tell me what’s your story Unhappy I suppose ‘Cause your man went Out And chose a rose

I hear he plays the Field But are the flowers Real He just could be Deceived By artificial make Believes

The wisest man can Be deceived He just might wind Up With a pretty weed

775

Well it’s like that And that’s a fact It’s like that And that’s a fact In God’s little garden In God’s itty bitty Garden In God’s little garden Of love

He gives true love A chance to grow He knows we’ll reap Just what we sow

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776

I Thought I'd Died and Gone to Heaven

I thought I'd died And gone to heaven When I saw heaven In your eyes

I thought I'd died And gone to heaven You were an angel In disguise

I could hear saints Gospel singin’ Yes I could hear Church bells ringin’

And I thought I was Dead and gone 'Til your kiss made me live on You raised me from the dead When we made love In bed

And I thought I'd died And gone to heaven When you loved the hell Out of me

777

I thought I'd died And gone to heaven Gone to heaven up above

I thought I'd died And gone to heaven On that day we fell in love

I thank the Lord For this blessin’ Yes down on my knees I'm confessin’

And I thought I was Dead and gone 'Til your kiss made me live on Yes you raise me from the dead When we made love in bed

I thought I'd died And gone to heaven When you love the Hell out of me

778

I Gamble On Sunday

Stain glass windows surround me Seven come eleven love dumbfounds me Down on my knees I'm prayin' For your love girl you'll hear me sayin'

I gamble on Sunday 'Cause Sunday's the one day I can be with you baby When the Sunday shines True love I find You're my Sunday best chance of Love divine

Lord make my day come up heaven With the love that is sacred to me The organ plays And a reverend Just married us happy Go lucky

I gamble on Sunday 'Cause Sunday's the one day I can be with you baby When the Sunday shines True love I find You're my Sunday best chance of Love divine

779

Monday Tuesday and Wednesday I work so hard Thursday Friday and Saturday I'm on my job

Love is the biggest casino In the game of heartbreak and romance I'll risk and wager your halo I'm bettin' blessin's We'll win Life's dice throw

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780

Oh My Lord

Oh my Lord (End this cruel misery) Oh my Lord (Give us sweet victory) Help us save the world today Show us the way

Oh my Lord (Deliver us from sin) Oh my Lord (Help us struggle and win) Then down on our knees We’ll pray To You ‘til judgment day Love honor and obey Oh my Lord

The people are gagged and bound And they better not utter A sound

No not a mumblin’ word Has the poor people’s President heard

781

Lord we had one two three Assassinations We damn near burned Down the nation Now the whole world needs A revelation To save Your creation

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Invisible God of love People see You but they look Right through

So only a faithful few Still find time to Worship You

Lord for the love of money Lord for the hate of war Lord for the race condition The starving and the poor

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782

Redemption Salvation It’s Love

Redemption salvation It’s love Redemption salvation It’s love

Last night I had a notion To jump into the ocean But in all of the confusion I jumped to the conclusion It’s love it’s love It’s love

God sue me for libel I think it’s in the Bible That ev’rybody needs it I’m shoutin’ yes indeedy’s It’s love it’s love It’s love Heaven knows it’s love It’s love

Redemption salvation It’s love Redemption salvation It’s love

783

I found a fallen angel So fine I kicked the devil in the Behind Redemption salvation It’s love

It’s in the Good Book I don’t know the verse It’s one of those chapters The 2nd or 1st It’s in the Good Book Redemption salvation It’s love

784

Sunday Driver

You’re just a Sunday driver On the road of life Lookin’ for a one way street Where love hitchhikes

I saw you crossin’ at the Corner Against a bright red Light Speedin’ up and down Lover’s lane And then you made a Right

Sunday driver in the Rain When you slow down I’ll catch up to you Again

The sun ain’t shinin’ You move too fast But I know one day soon You’ll run clean out of Gas

Sunday driver Sunday driver

785

You’d better slow down Baby Why don’t you take your Time Pretty woman in the Driver’s seat Make up your mind

You wanna race your Motor You gonna strip your Gears Run down your battery Ruin your good years

Sunday driver in the Snow You’re standin’ still The light is green And green is go

Let’s get a license And when we do I’ll bring a preacher Here Next Sunday and marry You

Sunday driver Sunday driver

786

Christian

And ev’ry time I call on Jesus And ev’ry time I call on Jesus And ev’ry time I call on Jesus The devil answers me

Christian I have seen the wonder of your way Christian I have tried to live like you ev’ry day Christian once my life was worthy now I plea And ev’ry time I call on Jesus And ev’ry time I call on Jesus And ev’ry time I call on Jesus The devil answers me

Christian may the saints forgive my lustful soul Because I love to let the good times roll Christian I was wrong to sin as I could be But ev’ry time I call on Jesus But ev’ry time I call on Jesus But ev’ry time I call on Jesus The devil answers me

787

Christian I can’t beat sin ‘cause I have a doubt No matter how many times I sing and shout Christian what’s your secret Help a blind sinner see ‘Cause ev’ry time I call on Jesus ‘Cause ev’ry time I call on Jesus ‘Cause ev’ry time I call on Jesus The devil answers me

Christian my religious runs away from me When prayers unanswered never set me free Christian heaven’s up there and sometimes I agree Tho’ ev’ry time I call on Jesus Tho’ ev’ry time I call on Jesus Tho’ ev’ry time I call on Jesus The devil answers me

788

The Moving Light

Blessed be the moving Light That shines divine Blessed be the moving light That shines divine

So fine I feel so fine Down in my soul Ev’ry time I let the moving light Shine bright on me

When the moving spirit Comes all over me When the moving spirit Comes all over me

I just get happy As I can be Life’s a jubilee When the moving spirit Comes all over me

789

Although I know The devil’s tail is waggin’ Although I know His pointed tongue is braggin’

Look with me and you shall see The moving light Look with me and you shall see The moving light

You’ll feel the spirit Touch you in your heart With all of it’s might And then the world will be Saved and moved alright Blessed be the moving light Blessed be the moving light Blessed be the moving light That shines divine

790

The World National Anthem

Would I could sing the World National Anthem For ev’ry country with peace and love Wish I could bring us all together In brotherhood and sistership

And when our voices ring out to God He’d give His blessing from heaven above One big Amen ------

Ban guns and bombs armies and terrorist too Would I could sing the World National Anthem With ev’ry human being

Would I could sing the World National Anthem For ev’ry racist with peace and love Wish I could bring us all together White black tan brown pink red and yellow

Then if united voices praise God He’d surely bless us from heaven above One great Amen ------

Stop hate on earth give us a chance to love Would I could sing the World National Anthem With ev’ry human being

791

Would I could sing the World National Anthem For each religion with peace and love Wish I could bring us all together For all mankind I’m thinking of

When all our voices ring out to God He’d truly bless us from heaven above Worldwide Amen ------

One prayer we’ll share for all the faiths on earth Would I could sing the World National Anthem With ev’ry human being

792

The Judas Hug (Female Version)

That’s the Judas hug It’s gonna get you If you don’t watch out That’s the Judas hug It’s gonna get you If you don’t watch out

Hey listen ev’rybody My baby holds on tight He clings to me He brings to me A thrill with all his might

With open arms I’m waitin’ here To share his warm embrace He’ll run up smilin’ With a kiss Hello upon his face

That’s the Judas hug It’s gonna get you If you don’t watch out That’s the Judas hug It’s gonna get you If you don’t watch out

793

Just then he held another And whispered I repeat Got to have ya Got to grab ya In the middle of the street

But that’s the Judas hug And a Judas love I know So I guess I’ll have to Turn him loose And let that lovin’ go

That’s the Judas hug It’s gonna get you If you don’t watch out That’s the Judas hug It’s gonna get you If you don’t watch out

So ev’rybody Ain’t nothin’ you can do But close your eyes And walk away When love’s betrayin’ you

‘Cause a Judas hug And a Judas love won’t do Watch for the signs Find out in time If your main squeeze is true 794

That’s the Judas hug It’s gonna get you If you don’t watch out That’s the Judas hug It’s gonna get you If you don’t watch out

795

Big Jesus

If I'm the woman He was the Man I'll be good enough If I'm the woman He was the Man I'll be good enough

I wanna be just like Big Jesus when I grow up I wanna drink my fill of wine from the Master's cup I wanna be just like Big Jesus pound for pound And beat the devil down when he throws his weight Around

I wanna help the blind I wanna save mankind And for the sick and lame I wanna do the same

I wanna be just like Big Jesus I wanna rid the world of trouble I wish I was Big Jesus double

I wanna be just like Big Jesus when I grow up If I'm the woman He was the Man I'll be good enough ......

Big Jesus Big Jesus Big Jesus 796

Great Big Jesus

Big Jesus Big Jesus Big Jesus Great Big Jesus

If I’m the woman He was the Man If I’m the woman He was the Man If I’m the woman He was the Man I'll be good enough

797

I Boast the Most

I boast the most I drink a toast I boast the most About King Jesus

I boast the most From coast to coast I boast the most About His love

Some people brag about A brand-new house Some others talk about A fancy car Sometimes they ramble on and on and on But this is what I say When it’s my turn

I boast the most about Him I drink a toast to Him I boast the most about Him Give up the ghost without Him

Whenever I’m out walkin’ in a crowd (I boast the most)

I wanna holler out His name out loud (I boast the most) 798

I wanna shout right out I love Him so (I boast the most)

I wanna let the whole wide world know (I boast the most)

He is the secret I could never keep (From coast to coast)

He is all I’ve got to say (From coast to coast)

I tell my best friend About Him ev’ry day (From coast to coast)

I told my worst enemy (I drink a toast)

I drink a double dose of communion wine (I drink a toast)

And talk about the Bible times (I drink a toast)

He saved sinners in His sacred arms (I boast the most)

I sing His praises with my brand-new psalms 799

(I boast the most)

I run my mouth about Him And I can’t stop (I boast the most)

I wanna holler off a mountaintop (I boast the most)

Stick out my chest And boast to all the rest (I boast the most)

His love is better than the best Yes!

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800

Abide In Me

Abide in me (Go where I send thee) Abide in me (Do as I bid ye) Abide in me until You see A brighter light In the night

There was a Man Who had a plan To make a man And a natural woman

So the story goes He put them down Upon the ground In temptation And sin

But ev'rybody knows When the door is closed We're all only human And we can't help but be In God's little garden Of love

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801

And when you see it Shining A holy halo over a head Making miracles Reminding you That God ain't dead

And then the Man Who made a man Said I command You have my little Jesus

Virgin Mary have You ever been To Bethlehem

Well it's not very far I'll put a star In my heaven to guide You Now tell thy husband Joe To pack his ass and Go _____Top______

802

HOT & HORNY

803

Hot & Horny

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

1. Big Ol’ Hairy Problem Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ‘89 804 2. Baby You’re Too Weak for My Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘81 ’02 807 3. Polka Dot Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 810 4. She Likes to Come From Behind Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 813 5. Sweeter Peter Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 816 6. Slit Up Her Leg Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 819 7. In the Red Light District Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 822 8. If It’s Easy It’s Sleazy Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 826 9. I Love a. . . Prostitute Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 829 10. That’s My Vagina Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 834 11. Guys Like Me End Up Paying For It Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘81 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 838 12. They Call Me Operator Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 840 13. Get a Vascetomy Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘81 Pau 1-494-693 ‘91 843 14. Liar Liar Pants on Fire Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 848 15. Tenderloin 804

Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 851 16. Your Ass is Grass and I’m the Lawnmower Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 854

Big Ol’ Hairy Problem

If you’ve lost your Appetite And you can’t sleep At night

You’ve got yourself A big ol’ hairy problem

If you can’t watch TV Just call upon me I can handle any Big ol’ hairy problem

Oh ------Uhh!

You’ve got a Big ol’ hairy problem Baby

Don’t worry I will help you solve It honey

Down with that Big ol’ hairy problem Mama 805

That keeps on messin’ With yo’ brain

I’m willin’ To get involved And shampoo Dissolve it

I’m willin’ To fine tooth comb And brush Resolve it

I’m willin’ To tackle yo’ big Ol’ hairy problem Chile

You didn’t get AIDS From me Or Cousin V. D. You’ve got yourself A big ol’ hairy problem

It was Tom Dick and Harry Jody or Mary Gave you that Big ol’ hairy problem

You committed a sin Of the flesh and the 806

Skin You’ve got yourself A big ol’ hairy problem

If they won’t let You into heaven My friend You’ve got yourself A big ol’ hairy problem

Oh ------Uhh!

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807

Baby You’re Too Weak for My Love

You love to suffer But you can’t stand the Pain I hear you moanin’ From the stress and the Strain

You’ll never make it When push comes to shove Baby you’re too weak for my love

You crave a strong man Then you faint at my Touch You claim that no one Ever had you this much Why can’t you take it Without a kid Glove Baby you’re too weak For my love

808

You say that I’m a hard Guy Who drives a hard bargain And I always have my Way Yeah toe-to-toe And blow by blow I’m a hard on so and so

I mess around the Clock And stay on top I try the backdoor You holler Stop

You make excuses If I want you too long You cry and complain That I’m big as King Kong

I guess I’m not the Kinda guy You dream of Baby you’re too weak For my love

Baby you’re too weak Reach your peak 809

Baby you’re too weak For my love

Baby you’re too weak Mild and meek Baby you’re too weak For my love

Baby you’re too weak You holler eek Baby you’re too weak For my love

Baby you’re too weak Bloodstained sheet Baby you’re too weak For my love

Baby you’re too weak For what I seek Baby you’re too weak For my love

Baby you’re too weak Take a leak Baby you’re too weak For my love

Baby you’re too weak Spread your cheeks Baby you’re too weak For my love 810

Polka Dot

She had perfect breasts And flaxen hair And polka dots On her underwearThose polka dots Were in my head Those polka dots Were in my bed Those polka dots Were ev’rywhere And red

She had slender thighs And girlish pain A freckled face Like Joan Fontaine She had polka dots On her legs and arms Those polka dots were Her sexy charms She said they wouldn’t Do me any harm

She said her name Was Dorothy So call her Dot She breaks out in Those little spots 811

Whenever she gets the hots

She liked Lawrence Welk And Polish cooks A freak of nature Had me hooked Now Polka Dot is Ev’ry place I look

Polka Dot From head to toe Polka Dot I can’t let go Polka Dot I know I love her So

Polka Dot On the wall Polka Dot We had a ball Polka Dot’s The only one I call

Like a pair of dice Or dominoes Polka dots All over her clothes Designed to expose Her goodness knows 812

Polka Dot Was in my dreams That night I woke Up With a scream I itched I scratched I caught ‘em So it seems

My Polish sausage Had polka dots All over Gee Dot thanks a lot The doctor said He’d give me his Best shot

Now when you see me In the street If I’m unappealing When we meet Remember Polka Dots Disease I’ve got

813

She Likes to Come from Behind

She likes to come from Behind Horsing around me This way and that-a-way In slow motion Looking fine

She likes to come from Behind With wild desire Ragin’ fire And finish first Down the line

She made me holla I bet a dollar She would win The race of love

She’s even money A sucker’s honey That fast ass filly Of mine

She likes to come from Behind Win place or show 814

She likes to come from Behind Man look at her go

She likes to come from Behind In record time

She likes to come from Behind She feels so cocky My female jockey The race of love Can be a grind

She likes to come from Behind In a photo finish By a nose and win it Where the sun don’t Shine

She’s from Kentucky I’m mighty lucky In the stretch She gets inclined

I’m in suspense She’s on the fence 815

Then her energy Unwinds

She likes to come from Behind She rides my rail

She likes to come from Behind Moan and wail

She likes to come from Behind And swish her tail

816

Sweeter Peter

Sweeter Peter baby Sweeter Peter honey Sweeter Peter sugar Sweeter Peter darlin'

Sweeter Peter is my Name Sweeter Peter is my Game Sweeter Peter is my Aim Sweeter Peter is my claim to Fame Sweeter Peter

It's not longer baby It's not stronger honey It's not bigger sugar Like you figure darlin'

Sweeter Peter's what I Got Sweeter Peter hits the Spot Sweeter Peter Hard n’ hot Sweeter Peter Humpin’ yo’ hind pots Sweeter Peter

817

I don't give a damn sir If you're hung like A hamster

Because the only answer Is not just in your Jeans

The secret is to love Her Caress and hold don't Shove her Remember women prefer To feel what romance Means

Sweeter Peter woman Sweeter Peter lady Sweeter Peter lover Sweeter Peter pretty girl chile

Sweeter Peter in your life Sweeter Peter man and wife Sweeter Peter no more strife Cuts the mustard like A switchblade knife Sweeter Peter

Once I abused my power And my tough love turned sour I was a push and shover With all my might rough lover

818

Now I move my muscle In a honey tussle With sugar coated strokes of love And candy ramrod hustle

I sweet spot touch control With spoonfuls from my soul And serve it up in lovin' cups From a sexy sugar bowl

I’ll make your backbone slip You’ll become swivel hip Humpin’ pumpin’ climaxin’ At a honey drippin’ clip

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Slit Up Her leg

Slit up her leg Slit up her leg Slit up her leg Slit up her leg

819

Shirley comes early She pops her balloon Too soon

Betty’s spaghetti Ain’t ready it sticks To my spoon

Nancy dressed fancy French negligees Under the moon

But Winnipeg Meg She’s got a slit up Her leg

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No way Jose I say Not me Marie you see Meg makes me holler And beg

She’s always in fashion I’m always in passion And after that slit Up her leg

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820

Mary’s contrary She wears her pajamas In bed

Sally’s a valley She’s deep as the sailor Boys said

Jane is a pain The woman’s as plain As her name

But Winnipeg Meg She’s got a slit up her Leg

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No no Pedro It ain’t no use Jesus To hit on a mini skirt Flirt

So when Barbara wears Jeans And treated me mean Meg stepped out of My men’s magazine

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821

In the Red Light District

She sound like Elmer Fudd She sound like Elmer Fudd

I went shoppin’ in The Red Light District 822

(Beep beep)

I went cruisin’ in The Red Light District (Honk honk)

I went browsin’ In the Red Light District (Ugga ugga)

On the prowl In the Red Light District (Siren)

Square John In the Red Light District (Wolf whistle)

Cheap trick In the Red Light District (Hi sailor)

I went slummin’ In the Red Light District

823

And this is what She said

She said you wanna Rent a room In the Red Light District

She sound like Elmer Fudd She sound like Elmer Fudd

Tom cattin’ In the Red Light District (Meow)

Showtime in the Red Light District (Applause) 824

Undercover In the Red Light District (Heavy breathin’)

Vice Squad In the Red Light District (Knock knock)

I.V. users In the Red Light District (Oooh - - - ahhh - - -)

Get AIDS In the Red Light District (Oh God!)

Get mugged In the Red Light District (Stick ‘em up)

And this is what She said

She said you wanna 825

Wear a rubber (Uh huh) In the Red Light District ( 3 times)

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If It’s Easy It’s Sleazy

One and two and three And four Jehovah Witness At my door

Five and six and seven And eight Social worker get it 826

Straight

Nine and ten and Eleven and twelve Avon lady rang my Bell

Thirteen fourteen Fifteen sixteen Use a rubber Or go through hell

If it’s easy it’s sleazy Walkin’ down the street If it’s easy it’s sleazy Ev’ry time we meet I said let’s go to my Place You said let’s go to mine We couldn’t get off The corner 827

For me watchin’ your Behind

You were standin’ on the corner Of Hollywood and Vine You’re a hip shakin’ Mama Built sexy and fine

If it’s easy it’s sleazy Ev’rybody knows If it’s easy it’s sleazy The Bible told me so

I can see in your eyes You’ve loved hundreds Before In the back seat of Cars In the woods And on the floor I’ll bet your body’s Been exposed to V. D. AIDS and more

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828

I Love a - - - - Prostitute

I love a prostitute Because she looks so cute When she’s in her Birthday suit I love a prostitute

I love a prostitute I’m love struck blind Deaf and mute 829

I love a prostitute I dig her walkin’ boots

I love a prostitute I made a mistake And it’s a beaut I love a prostitute I won’t take no Substitute

I love a prostitute You attempt to pimp I’ll shoot I love a prostitute And I don’t give a Hooker’s hoot

‘Cause I love I love I love I love her

I love I love I love I love her

I love I love I love I love her 830

I love I love I love I love her

I love I love A prostitute

Well I was startin’ To get suspicious The way that the Neighbors’ talk

They sat on the stoop And they began to snoop Ev’ry time that you Took a walk

Well I watched your Sexy body And I followed you to The curb Where you whispered To the driver of a Taxicab A destination that I overheard A destination that I overheard

Well I hailed the cab Behind you And I followed you 831

Downtown

There you got out the Cab Then you stood on the Corner And you began to strut Around And you began to strut Around

Well it was hello sailor Soldier Marine and business Man It broke my heart Ev’ry time you did it Lord I could not Understand Lord I could not Understand So I went into a men’s Store And I put on a john’s Disguise

Then I went right up And I hit on you Yes I looked right in Your eyes Yes I looked right in Your eyes 832

I said baby sugar Honey How can I make you Mine You said I’m more Than willin’ It would be so thrillin’ It cost $25.00 to try It cost $25.00 to try

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Well all night long You hang around the Hotels All night you’re in and out of Motels

Well all your time You spend in a cheap Bar All your life You’re waitin’ for A big car

Well all your luck Gambled on losers All your hope On dope users 833

And all your dreams Runnin’ out the back Door You’ve got ev’rybody Callin’ you a street Whore

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That’s My Vagina

That’s my vagina I heard a high class Liberated woman say That’s my vagina

That’s my vagina Magna cum laude Graduated U.C.L.A. That’s my vagina

834

Lord she was finer Than any one liner I could hardly ever say That’s my vagina

That’s my vagina Mysterious as China The reason for the E. R. A. That’s my vagina

That’s my vagina That’s what she told me She said this ain’t No dirty shame That’s my vagina

That’s my vagina She said it ain’t nasty Don’t talk dirty Use the proper name That’s my vagina

That’s my vagina She said it’s a woman’s Feministic claim to Fame That’s my vagina

835

That’s my vagina Mysterious as China It ain’t no hanky panky Game That’s my vagina

She said a hog maw Ain’t nothin’ but a Chittlin’ When you’re lookin’ At it cold

She said but if you Comprehend My friend It will satisfy your soul

I said I love your hair I love your lips I’d love to touch you With my fingertips

She said your eyes May shine Your teeth may grit Because I’m split down The middle as an apple Like this 836

That’s my vagina Whenever you’re lookin’ In a sexy Playboy Magazine That’s my vagina

That’s my vagina Some stupid people Try to say that It’s obscene That’s my vagina

That’s my vagina I wined and dined her Now I know Just what she means That’s my vagina

That’s my vagina Mysterious as China And a cathouse In New Orleans That’s my vagina

That’s my vagina Delicious it kinda Taste like Hagen Daz Ice cream That’s my vagina

837

That’s my vagina Soft as cotton in Carolina Sweet as puddin’ n’ tain That’s my vagina

That’s my vagina By heaven’s designer Au natural Or close shaved Clean That’s my vagina

Guys Like Me End Up Payin’ For It

Guys like me end up payin’ For it If we wait too long for love Guys like me end up Payin’ for affection That’s how it goes You can pay through the nose For love 838

Women stand out on the corner Pretty girls with hearts Of pure gold On the street love is either Bought or it is sold And I need love Before I get too old

Well I’m cruising’ after dark & joggin’ in the park Lookin’ for a spark With a stranger on a lark

I’m hopin’ for romance Willin’ to take a chance It use to cost a dime a dance Now a kiss is high finance

Then I met you Right off I knew You would be mine You would be true Nothin’ was lost Because all it cost me Was love ------

Guys like me end up 839

Payin’ for it You saved me more than My money Guys like me end up Tryin’ to buy happiness And ev’rything you give To me for free

So all you guys Dissatisfied Like I was With Jezebel End your hell today Search in a church For a good woman At a Sunday go to meetin’ Then fall in love And you won’t have To pay

They Call Me Operator

They call me operator Smooth operator They call me operator Sweet-talkin operator

My number is zero Girl you know I won’t do nothin’ but Love you so 840

My number is 411 For love information And a job well done

My number is emergency When you’re on fire Sugar Call on me

My number is busy As a bee Buzz me back honey I won’t sting you baby

When you talk to a real Operator Then sweetie you’re talkin’ To me

I’m the sweet-talkin’ Smooth operator You’re anxious to see (Oh yeah)

Well I’m not in the Telephone book Go to the ladies room And take a look

841

At the sexy things Wrote on the wall About me And then call All y’all

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My number’s 800-love Free Call me long distance And locally

My number’s two-fisted Unlisted I know your secret You can’t resist it

My number is yours Day and night Ring a ding Ting a ling me I’ll treat you right

My number is 7 come 11 You lucky woman You just dialed heaven

842

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Get a Vasectomy

She said if you Really really love me If you really truly Need me If you really really Want us to be

She said go downtown And don’t you be no Cynic 843

Go down to the local Clinic Go down and get a Vasectomy

She said it’s just a Minor operation Blessed by women’s Liberation It ain’t nothin’ like Castration you will See

She said go down And get that dreaded Needle Go down or we’ll Break up like the Beatles Go down and get a Vasectomy

She said get a Vasectomy If you wanna make 844

Love to me

Get a vasectomy Then we can make Love scot-free

Get a vasectomy Then you can fool Around with me

Get a vasectomy She said Get a vasectomy

She said if you Really love me And you’re thinkin’ Of me Get a vasectomy

She said at the Local clinic Don’t you be a cynic Get a vasectomy

She said it’s a little Operation Nothin’ like Castration Get a vasectomy

She said get that 845

Dreaded needle Or break up like The Beatles Get a vasectomy

She said we’ll be Makin’ love like Crazy Makin’ love instead Of babies Go down and get a Vasectomy

She said love is To never have to Worry

Love is if you Do this in a hurry Run down and get A vasectomy

She said get a Vasectomy If you wanna make Love to me

Get a vasectomy So we can make 846

Love scot-free

Get a vasectomy If you wanna have Sex with me

Get a vasectomy Get a vasectomy Get a vasectomy

She said get a Vasectomy If you wanna fool Around with me

Get a vasectomy If you wanna get Down with me

She said get a Vasectomy If you think I’m Sexy

Get a vasectomy Get a vasectomy Go get a vasectomy Go get a vasectomy

847

Liar Liar Pants on Fire

Liar liar pants on fire You said you didn’t care about My love Liar liar pants on fire You said that you could live Without my love

But ev’ry time that I catch Your eye I can see hot love sparks Fly 848

I know you said for us to Cool it Just let the flame die And don’t fool with it

Liar liar pants on fire Fire Department come to My apartment Liar liar pants on fire Hook and ladder come see What’s the matter

You feel so warm Here in my arms Baby this is no false alarm

Your lips are blazin’ Fire engine red An inferno in my bed

Liar liar pants on Fire You said you didn’t Care About my love

Through the windows And the doors The flames of love 849

Can’t be ignored Liar liar pants on Fire

Resistin’ walls are Burnin’ down Heated passions all Around Liar liar pants on Fire

I singe your soul With searin’ feelin’ You’re so hot for me You hit the ceilin’ Liar liar pants on Fire

You said it’s over And we have no matches Each time we touch We stir the ashes

I kiss your lips And you begin to act Like a pyromaniac

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850

Tenderloin

When love is joined To the groin It’s tenderloin

Downtown Des Moines Where pork is born It’s tenderloin

The soulful meat Black people eat It’s tenderloin 851

The red light part Of the city’s heart It’s tenderloin

That bone you’re gnawin’ And stone enjoyin’ It’s tenderloin

Filet mignon Cost legal coin It’s tenderloin

Livestock home grown On country corn It’s tenderloin

When love is joined To the groin It’s tenderloin

Red rare roast beef meat So sweet Tender tenderloin

From your young face Down to your dainty feet Tender tenderloin

Ounce for ounce 852

And pound for pound Tender tenderloin

You’re the best prime cut In town Tender tenderloin

Firm fine body trim And lean Tender tenderloin

Made Jack Sprat lick The platter clean Tender tenderloin

I thought I heard the Butcher say Tender tenderloin

There’s a special on Dark meat Today ______Top______

853

Your Love is Grass and I’m the Lawnmower

Your love is grass And I’m the lawnmower Under my feet no grass Will ever grow

Your love grew fast But I’m the lawnmower So I can cut it Anytime I know

Your love is grass 854

Your love won’t last I’ll mow your love down To the brown ground

In a leafy glade I’m the lawnmower Bring me a lemonade I’m the lawnmower

Your love I got it made I’m the lawnmower Made in the shade I’m the lawnmower

Your love is grass Your love won’t last I’ll mow your love down To the brown ground

I do my best work hard I’ll trim your whole facade Roll you over in the clover In your front and your backyard

I’ll pull out all your weeds And plant some brand-new Seeds to grow Don’t you know

The grass is greener On the other side Sit on my power mower 855

And take a ride Out in the bushes We can kiss and hide I picked your flowers Just before they died

Your love is grass Your love won’t last I’ll mow your love down To the brown ground

Your love is grass Your love is grass Your love is grass baby Your love is grass

(Refrain)

856

AFRICAN- AMERICAN SONG

African-American Song

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

1. Rolling Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 858 2. Pygmy Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 862 3. Win Winnie Win 857

Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘87 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 865 4. It’s the Law of the Jungle Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 868 5. Like An Elephant Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 870 6. The Woods Are Full Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘74 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 874 7. The Lion’s Share of Your Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 876 8. Let’s Gorilla Bladin’ - - - - I Mean Go Roller Bladin’ Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 879 9. You Charmed Me Like a Snake Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 882 10.Jungle Drums Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 885 11. The Little White Lions Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 887

Rolling (African-American Song)

Rolling In the sun I’m rocking rolling Africa is so consoling Rolling cross this Great big land

Rolling 858

Through the jungle Wheeling dealing That happy with my People feeling Seeing where Mankind began

The rainy seasons Been here and gone Now it’s time to Motor on The King of Kenya Said he’d confide Where I could find A pride of lions

I met a witch doctor In the clearing He told me he admired My power steering He showed me all The birds That I’d been hearing Rolling on and on

Rolling Ever staying in Control and 859

It’s making me a free And whole man Rolling over Africa

Rolling Like the clouds above I’m rolling Rare beauty ‘round me Is unfolding And I’m in love with Africa

My pigmy cousins A clever runt He helped me hunt The elephant Then he looked up And I had to laugh When he saw a giraffe

The Zulu warriors Wished me luck They put a rhinoceros In my truck

He went to sleep When he began to feel The magic of the Spinning wheels

Rolling Racing with the zebra 860

Rolling To the nearest water Hole then I’ll take a drink And roll again

Rolling The herd is coming Now Like thunder I’m gonna chase ‘em Here to yonder Catch a cheetah If I can

Singing my African American song I’m a happy happy man Riding rolling right Along Rolling

861

Pygmy

Well I went down To see the pygmy Traced my roots back To Africa

I went down to see The pygmy He’s the biggest Little superstar

I went down to see The pygmy 862

Glad to say he measures Up to par

There is a little Bit of pygmy In us all y’all

There is a little Bit of pygmy Big or small y’all

There is a little Bit of pygmy Fat or tall y’all

There is a little Bit of pygmy Great with gall y’all

Little nigger don’t Never get no bigger

Three four feet is High as they figure

Little nigger don’t Grow no mo’ bigger

Shoot his poison arrow 863

Fo’ you pull the Trigger

I went deep in the Forest Just to see him kill The elephant

I went deep in the Forest To watch naughty Shorty hunt

I went deep in the Forest He’s such a mighty Clever runt

There is a little bit Of pygmy Natural funk man

There is a little bit Of pygmy Tiny hunka man

There is a little bit Of pygmy Jungle drunk man

There is a little bit Of pygmy 864

In my trunk man

Little bitty guy short As life Makin’ savage moves On my wife

Primitive stud came Back with me Dwarfish midget Think he Jody

Win Winnie Win

When Winnie when Will the curse of Apartheid end

When Winnie when Will you destroy The walls And break the lock

Then Winnie then Open his cell Before the clock 865

Runs out on him

Reset the stone Your diamond’s dim

The pearls of your Wisdom You still love your Husband

King’s widow was Coming to call She hesitated As you anticipated And cancelled with De Clerk after all

South Africa’s a jewel Just right for the Taking If you hold its Treasure with arms

Blood red as a ruby A war is your duty For peace is resisting Your charms

You shine like a Diamond South African diamond 866

You’re precious as Gold In a South African Mine

Mandela has named You But if Nelson won’t claim You Your army will Strike for mankind

Win Winnie win Sanctions and Disinvestment Are business terms

Win Winnie win Get the guns and Bombs or spears To fight

Win Winnie win The world is watching Waiting your command

For war must be God understands

867

It’s the Law of the Jungle

It’s the law of the jungle When I saw you walking Looking good From here to Hollywood It’s the law of the jungle To love you if I could

It’s the law of the jungle You were walking wounded In the heart From here to Central Park It’s the law of the jungle To kiss and hug you in 868

The dark

The law of the jungle Is so true If I go animal for you The law of the jungle About love Is all that I’m thinking of

The law of the jungle Is so fair The law of the jungle’s Ev’rywhere Around this wild and Savage world For ev’ry boy and girl

It’s the law of the jungle If I smell the scent Of your perfume And you arouse me In my room It’s the law of the jungle You’re mine now I Presume

869

Like An Elephant

Oompah I’m broken hearted On parade Oompah I miss your touch And love we made

Like an elephant I remember you Like an elephant In the city zoo

You were kind to me And I carried you 870

Like an elephant I fell in love with you

And like an elephant I’ll never forget to Love the peanuts Out of you 24-7

And like an elephant I’ll never forget to Love the peanuts Out of you

My heart is heavy You hit me like a Chevy I had a huge crush on you But now you’re gone As I age on A gray wrinkled man That grew

Into a circus clown Who wore a frown Because you played around With another pachyderm Hot lover From trunk to tail 871

I’m black and blue

Oompah Marching along These urban streets Oompah Tasting your kisses Sweet as treats

Like an elephant I protected you Like an elephant I was strong and wise

You brought out the Beast in me And I came chargin’ In Like an elephant I’m big game for you

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You were my trainer I’m no complainer In the center ring of life A sexual act Adult hardcore Performing with my wife 872

I’m overwhelmed You’re at the helm Without an elephant gun The poachers came White hunters claim My ivory by the ton

Oompah Love is a vicious Tiger bite Oompah Jungle safari Ev’ry night

Like an elephant I worked hard for you Like an elephant Standing tall and true

Up on my hind legs I did any trick Like an elephant When you ask me to

_____Chorus______

A solid sender Pretty peanut vendor At a tawdry carnival gig 873

Freak show hottie Just bought my body Because I’m jumbo big

Now the tent is folded The costumes are molded In wagons where they rot In Florida my winter home I miss you so a lot

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The Woods Are Full

My gun is empty My trigger won’t pull Maybe baby that’s why The woods are full

My traps meant nothing At all to you Baited with bull Maybe baby that’s why The woods are full

I’ll chase some wild Rabbits ‘Cause they’ve got the 874

Habit Maybe baby that’s why The woods are full

I’ll sic my retriever After eager beaver Maybe baby that’s why The woods are full

I’ll hit on a fox To lock in a box Maybe baby that’s why The woods are full

I’ll bag a young Dear With crocodile tears Maybe baby that’s why The woods are full

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875

The Lion Share of Your Love

The lion share of your Love The lion share of your Love

I am the king of beasts I’m hungry for a feast Baby bring your fine Self Over here

Girl when you hear me Growl You know I’m on the prowl This cat is stalking you 876

My dear

Kiss me and ease my pain Lick my wounds And stroke my mane You make me purr With sheer delight

You’re in the lion’s den I’m going for the kill And then This time I’m gonna Get my fill

I want the lion’s share Of your good lovin’ Baby bring it home To me

I could eat you up Can’t get enough Of all the stuff You do to me

I want the lion’s share Of all your love Forever come what may Tell the other cats out In the jungle That they’d better stay Away 877

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Tigers want the biggest Bite Leopards change their Spots alright Panthers want to pounce On you Each night

I see the cheetah Running Laughing hyenas coming They want you so With all their Might

You drive me wild You make me greedy So I can’t help it sweety I’ve got to have the most And more

Love starved I want it All When you hear my love 878

Call Girl only you can make Me roar

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Let’s Gorilla Bladin’ I Mean Go Roller Bladin’

Let’s gorilla bladin’ I mean go roller bladin’ Let’s gorilla bladin’ I mean go roller bladin’ Let’s gorilla bladin’ I mean go roller bladin’ Let’s gorilla bladin’ I mean go roller bladin’

Let’s gorilla bladin’ I mean go roller bladin’ Let’s gorilla bladin’ I mean go roller bladin’ Let’s gorilla bladin’ I mean go roller bladin’ 879

Around the world

Let’s gorilla bladin’ I mean go roller bladin’ Let’s gorilla bladin’ I mean go roller bladin’ Let’s gorilla bladin’ I mean go roller bladin’ Boys and girls

I’ve been bladin’ by the Sea too long (Roller bladin’)

And I saw a gorilla Big as King Kong (Roller Bladin’)

So I wrote this roller Bladin’ song If you wanna You can sing along

I go bananas tryin’ To sing it right It always comes out Wrong

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Big gorilla mean and evil 880

Knock down drag out Through the people Rollin’ down the beach Look out! He’s the menace of Venice

Well well he knocked Down Two old ladies And a woman with a Little baby He’s a bad wooly bully Yeah! He’s a fonky monkey

Gorilla of my dreams Did you escape From the Planet of the Apes And do you think Ev’rybody here Is scared of you

Well stop beatin’ on Your chest ‘Cause I’m the best blades In the west I’ll race you and win Then take you back to The zoo

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You Charmed Me Like a Snake

You charmed me like a snake You charmed me like a snake

Slick as you wanna be Up in a jungle tree You wiggled through Your camouflage And put a spell on me

Then I was hypnotized Caught by your sexy Eyes Just like a reptile Chile You charmed and 882

Captured me

I know you’re gonna Bite Squeeze me with all Your might You’ll wrap your slender Body ‘Round me good and Tight tonight

After love’s poison Starts Nothing can save my Heart Snake charming is an Art they say

You charmed me like a snake You charmed me like a snake You charmed me like a snake You charmed me like a snake

You slithered up to me Downtown (You charmed me like a snake)

I took one look 883

And you were wrapped Around (You charmed me like a snake)

Now I know that there Is no escape (You charmed me like a snake)

So have mercy baby Please For Jesus sake (You charmed me like a snake)

You slowly made my Mind unwind (You charmed me like a snake)

Then suddenly our arms Intertwined (You charmed me like a snake)

And just like Adam And just like Eve (You charmed me like a snake)

You tempted me so Easily (You charmed me like a snake)

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Repeat verses

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Jungle Drums

Jungle drums Say Nelson Mandela Boom boom boom He’s a hell of a fellow

Jungle drums Say Winnie Mandela Night and day She’s the queen of Seweto

Jungle drums Under an U.N. umbrella Beat and play To end apartheid in South Africa 885

Jungle drums Like Philadelphia’s Freedom bell Ringing out ev’rywhere

Go down tribes of the Sudan Join the A.N.C. Zulu Ethiopia Watussi Mandinka

Ubangi Pygmy With Masai at night

Jungle drums Tell Bishop Tutu Get off his knees De Clerk won’t do do do

Jungle drums Gather all black people Fight fight fight For black civil rights

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886

The Little White Lions

The little white lions Three snowy white cubs They all have brown noses And cat yellow eyes

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The little white lions Glow in the dark They have soft paws Without claws And pink lips with No jaws The little white lions Born free in the park

Timbi and Tombi Then Numa was born That's Zulu for hope Girl beginning That's hope for the world

All from the same father They continue to come From the king of the Jungle Agamemnon The little white lions Three clouds in the sun

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The pick of the litter The pride of the pride The miracle of Timbavati Found by Chris McBride One lion's in the Jungle

Two placed in a zoo They inspired a book And a movie And this song for you The little white lions An old dream come true

The little white lions Three clouds in the sun The little white lions Born free in the park The little white lions With cat yellow eyes

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UNSOLICITED SINGLES

890 Unsolicited Singles

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

1. The Beekeeper’s Daughter Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68/’91 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 897 &Johnny Mack 2. The Other Way Around (Ass Backwards) Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘73 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 899 3. That Girl’s a Gold Mine Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’73 902 4. Come See my Gallery Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘73 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 905 5. Dizzy Busy Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-494-633 ’91 907 6. Two Timin’ Tina Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 910 7. Lips That Touch Liquor Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 913 8. Midnight Slumber Party Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 915 9. Like Talkin’ to a Dead Woman Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-494-633 ’91 917 10. It’s Out on Loan from the Library Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-494-633 ’91 921 11. Dislocated Lips and Dislocated Hips Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-494-633 ’91 923 12. Blackberry Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 926 13. Ashy White Woman Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 928 14. The Love Dump Truck Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 930 15. Be My Clinging Vine Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 933 16. Popping In and Out Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 935

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page 891

Written Date &No. No.

17. Flying Colors of Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 937 18. You Gotta Kiss Somebody’s Bottom Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 940 19. Little Green Monsters Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’02 943 20. Jaywalkin’ in the Sun Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 945 21. Don’t Boil the Lobsters (I Can’t Stand to Hear Them Scream) Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘81 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 947 Dudley Brooks 22. Baby Don’t Go to Reno Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 950 23. I’ve Done Time Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘76 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 952 24. The Lover’s Hall of Fame Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 954 25. The Needle’s Moving Further to the Right Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 956 26. A.P.B. Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘76 Pau 1-494-633 ’91 958 27. One Brick Short of a Load Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 961 28. Rip Van Winkle of Rock and Roll Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 964 29. Mace in Yo’ Face Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 966 30. Crystal Eyes Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘73 Pau 1-208-687 ‘89 969 31. The Fringe of Forever Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘73 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 970 32. I Am a Mountain Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘72 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 972 33. Musical Toy Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 974 34. You’re the Reason You’re the Rhyme Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 976

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Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

35. I Do a Little Soft Shoe Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 981 36. I’m Tickled Pink Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 983 37. Love Sap Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 985 38. American Money Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 987 39. Goody Good Deed for the Day Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 991 40. Hop Skip Jump Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 993 41. Notify Me Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 995 42. Chicago Woman Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 997 43. Skylab Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘81 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 999 44. Sweet Reparation Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1002 45. You Wiped the Slate Clean Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘76 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1005 46. A Kiss and a Lie Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘76 Pau 1-494-633 ’91 1007 47. I Input Into You Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘76 Pau 1-494-633 ’91 1010 48. I Don’t Wanna Cry Again Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-494-633 ’91 1012 49. Tumbling Down Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-494-633 ’91 1014 50. I Bet the Farm That You’re the One Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘81 Pau 1-494-633 ’91 1017 51. Be Mine Again Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1020 52. Trust Me I Love You Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1022

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Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

53. I Feel Like Lovin’ You Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1023 54. Stone Wall of Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1026 55. Many Charms Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1028 56. Bleached Blonde Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘81 Pau 1-494-633 ’91 1030 57. Crying in My Beer Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1032 58. Members Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘92 August 25, 1995 1034 59. Mild Bill Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘82 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1039 60. Hindus Don’t Eat Hamburgers Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1044 61. I Can’t Win - - - - - For Losin’ You Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘93 August 25, 1995 1048 62. Martyr for the Music Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘94 August 25, 1995 1050 63. Baby Mae Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘79 August 25, 1995 1054 64. Dead Beat Daddy Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘95 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1057 65. Stay Me Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘95 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1062 66. Angelino Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘95 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1066 67. It’s the San Andreas Fault Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘95 August 25, 1995 1069 68. Ass Over Teakettle Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’95 August 25, 1995 1073 69. My Sweet Dreams of Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘72 Pau 1-494-633 ’91 1077

894

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

70. Way Crazy Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘97 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1079 71. The Statler Brothers Fallin’ Down the Stair Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1083 72. Fake 2 Da Moon Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1091 73. Hot Fudge Sundae Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1094 75. Reneged Refrain Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘97 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1097 74. Robaire the Cockhound Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1100 75. Michigan Malaise Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1104 76. Haul Ass Humpin’ Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘97 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1109 77. Brush with Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’99 ’02 1113 78. U My Color But U Ain’t My Kind Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1117 79. Pubis Bone Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1120 80. The Return of Johnny Jealousy Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’01 ’02 1124 81. The Composer Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau1-208-687 ’89 1126 82. A Quarter Short of Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘65/’01 ’02 1129 Milt Matthews 84. Louisiana Purchase Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘99 June 5, 2000 1132 83. Different Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1134

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Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

84. The Theme of Finance Rd. Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘97 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1137 85. Enslaved Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘97 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1139 86. Sore as a Whore Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘97 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1141 87. I Slept With Yo’ Mama Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1146 88. Feel My Eel Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘97 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1150 89. Gang With No Name Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘97 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1158 90. 1 Ambition Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘97 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1160 93. Golden Years Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘99 June 5, 2000 1167 91. Misogeny Tattoo Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘97 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1170 92. Bessie Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘97 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1172 93. Mr. Mfume Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1176 94. No Muss No Fuss No Bother Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’01 ’02 1179 95. I’m Invisible Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau1-208-687 ’89 1181 96. Swiss Lake Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘86 Pau1-208-687 ’89 1184 97. Marilyn Monroe Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘99 June 5, 2000 1188 98. Voodoo Valentine Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘99 June 5, 2000 1191 99. Accursed Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1193

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page 896

Written Date &No. No.

100. Cyberspace Confession Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘99 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1197 101.Phony Phone Sex Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1200 102.Jewish Man Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘03 ’03 1202 103.Kinky n’da Stinky (UFO of Love) Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1206 104. Da Muthafuckas Brutha Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1210 105. I Can’t Get You Out of My System Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’02 ’02 1214 106. Show Business Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’02 ’02 1216

897

The Beekeepers’ Daughter

The beekeepers’ Daughter Is my desire Her honey is a sweet Thrill She sets my soul on Fire

She’s buzzin’ in The neighborhood Spreading her Affection She’s the stinger in the wasp nest So when she comes In your direction

Now hear this If you kiss The beekeepers’ Daughter Then you’ll be Just like me A honey lamb to the slaughter

898

Now hear this Don’t you kiss The beekeepers’ Daughter Don’t crave her jive From the hive That’s the beekeepers’ orders

Oh you like her eyes (She’s a killa bee) ‘Cause they hypnotize (She’s a killa bee) Ooh the honey drips (She’s a killa bee) From her tempting Lips - - - -

The beekeepers’ Daughter Is pure love power She’s got the kind Of kisses That make my Manhood flower

Her honey keeps me busy I’m hooked forever Like a bee in a bonnet She’s horny as a Hornet

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(Ass Backwards)

Ass backwards Ass backwards Ass backwards Ass backwards

You can play this record (Ass backwards) The other way around (Ass backwards) How strange a love song Sounds The other way around (Ass backwards)

I’ve been hustling Backwards (Ass backwards) The other way around (Ass backwards) My future’s in this Town The other way around (Ass backwards)

900

The other way around (Ass backwards) Upside is also down (Ass backwards) The other way around (Ass backwards) A smile is but a frown You see

The other way around The sky is on the ground Confound you Turn my world the Other way (Ass backwards) Or I won’t last another Day (Ass backwards) Confound you turn my World The other way around

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901

We were friends not Lovers (Ass backwards) Two lonely laughing Clowns (Ass backwards) I wish we were love Bound The other way around (Ass backwards)

Life just up and swept Us (Ass backwards) Now time can’t be Rewound (Ass backwards) When will we be Renown The other way around (Ass backwards)

902

That Girl’s a Gold Mine

That girl’s a Gold mine Oh how her love Shines

Sweet golden Heart She’s good as Gold A solid gold mine

24 karat I struck it rich This time I’m prospecting That her love Is genuine

She say Robert don’t Throw those seeds away I’ll plant them for a Rainy day That girl’s a gold mine

She tell me Robert That song is where it’s At Compact Disc and DAT That girl’s a gold mine She said Robert 903

I’m going to the grocery Store For munchies ‘Cause we need more That girl’s a gold mine

She whispered Robert Roll over I’ll rub your Back You’re the best and That’s a fact That girl’s a gold mine

Hard to have Hard to hold Hard to find That girl’s a gold mine

Hard to dig Hard to claim Hard to pan That girl’s a gold mine

Hard to guard Hard to take Hard to fake That girl’s a gold mine

Hard to peep Hard to keep Hard to shaft

904

That girl’s a gold mine My precious lifeline The most mother lode of love I’ll ever find

She’s invaluable As that rare mineral Heed my no trespassing Sign ‘Cause She’s mine all mine

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Come See My Gallery

905

Come see my gallery Come see my gallery

In my gallery of love And life And all that kind of jazz

I’m hung up For you to see A self-portrait of me

And it’s open anytime So you can take a look Inside

Won’t you take a look Take me off the hook Let your conscious be Your guide

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Unlike the Mona Lisa I don’t have a mystic Smile

I’ve painted me Picasso In an abstract artist style

In my gallery 906

I’m on display Hanging on the wall

It’s a work of art The way you broke my Heart The greatest masterpiece Of all

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Dizzy Busy

907

I’m dizzy busy With you in my arms I’m dizzy busy With your many charms I’ve got my hands full Kissin’ you My work’s cut out for me Just huggin’ you (Uh uh huh)

I’m dizzy busy Baby all the time I’m dizzy busy Lovin’ you so fine

I’m dizzy busy When we’re holdin’ hands I’m your dizzy busy Lovin’ man

Dizzy busy Makin’ good love To you Dizzy busy I don’t know what To do

Dizzy busy My head is spinnin’ ‘Round

Dizzy busy 908

You make my love come Down

Dizzy busy And when I feel your Touch

Dizzy busy Your love I want So much

Dizzy busy Each time our two Lips Meet

Dizzy busy My poor heart Skips A beat - - - - -

Dizzy busy Gee whiz girl I’m in A tizzy (Repeat 4 times)

I’m a dizzy busy As a bumble bee Buzzin’ all around your Sweet honey

Your kind of perfume 909

Lifts me off the ground Your kind of sexy Turns my mind around (Uh uh huh)

Romance is mine tonight And I can’t stop You got me spinnin’ like A spinnin’ top

I’m dizzy busy rushin’ To the thrill

I’m dizzy busy And I can’t stand still

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Two Timin’ Tina

910

Two timin’ Tina You the two timin’ queen You reign supreme In the two timin’ arena

You two-timed me one time (You cheat on me) You two-timed me two times (You cheat on me) You two-timed me three times (You cheat on me) You two-timed me Four times five times You two-timed me six Times (You cheat on me) You two-timed me seven Times eight times Nine times

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You two-timed me with my Best friend 911

(You stay in heat) You two-timed your husband (You stay in heat) You two-timed my brother (You stay in heat) You a two timin’ mother (You stay in heat) You two-timed my sister (You stay in heat) You hauled off and kissed her It made her a mister

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Girl you’re so young dumb And full of come here Tina Girl you’re so young dumb And full of come here Tina Girl you’re so young dumb And full of come here Tina

That’s why you cheat Stay in heat You could catch AIDS and Herpes

I caught you in the back seat (You cheat on me) 912

Cruisin’ the main street (You cheat on me) Down in the boondocks (You cheat on me) Gettin’ solid rocks off Layin’ in a hammock Uptown in a motel (You cheat on me) Woman you’re goin’ to hell (You cheat on me) Under my brass bed (You cheat on me) I oughta fill you full of Lead Shoot you dead That’s what I said

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Lips That Touch Liquor

913

One more drink You’ll explode You want one more For the road Beware you might corrode Your heart

Lips that touch liquor Will never touch mine That’s what you told me Once upon a time

Lips ever so tempting Your lips must resist Lips that touch liquor Your lips will not kiss

I drink I drank And I got drunk On the wine of love

Drunk as a skunk I couldn’t get enough Champagne cocktails With you And I’d never be blue I’d be sober as a judge

Lips that touch liquor Lipstick on a glass 914

I discovered your Secret I found you out at Last

You bottled up romance Year after year Uncork your true Feelings Our happy hour is here

Midnight Slumber Party

915

Midnight slumber party Midnight don’t be tardy Midnight we get started Midnight party hearty

I’m gonna have a slumber party Don’t want no one but you to come

Just bring your toothbrush And your nightie We’re gonna have some bedroom Fun

Wear something sexy black And see-through We’ll have a ball Just me and you

Let’s have a good time Pretty baby Like you and your girlfriends Use to do

We’re gonna have a slumber party In my bed - - - - -

Come alone I’ll be home In the dark At the midnight slumber party I’m gonna hit you with a pillow Before we tuck each other in 916

When I say you’re the cat’s pajamas Under the covers we’ll begin

I’m gonna kiss and hug you woman Tell you secrets make you blush

Make you scream and shake your Body You’ll be the life of the party In my bed - - - - -

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Soul to soul Rock and roll Lose control At the midnight slumber party

Ecstasy Passion plea Fantasy At the midnight slumber party

Like Talkin’ to a Dead Woman

917

Like talkin’ to a dead Woman Baby you don’t under- Stand

Like talkin’ to a dead Woman Baby you don’t give a Damn

Like a body comatose And a bored stiff Ghost almost

Like a dead woman Snorin’ Ignorin’ ev’rything I say

Like talkin’ to a dead Woman When I want some Lovin’

Like talkin’ to a dead Woman For kissin’ and a Huggin’

You like a dead woman 918

Sleepin’ While I’m around you Creepin’

Like talkin’ to a dead Woman In short black Negligee

The cemeteries full Of you Why don’t you Wake up woman

You sexy zombie Sleepy head Did you hear what I said

Like talkin’ to a dead Woman Early in the mornin’

Like talkin’ to a dead Woman In the midnight hour

Like a dead woman Dreamin’ 919

Like a dead woman Schemin’

Like talkin’ to a dead Woman In a double d Bustier

Your arms are folded On your breasts Cold as a corpse Just buried

You ain’t got no Life You ain’t no wife I’m sorry that we Married

Like talkin’ to a dead Woman Baby you love the Sandman

Like talkin’ to a dead Woman Coppin’ z’s In dreamland

Like a lifeless form Lyin’ 920

On a death bed Dyin’

Like a dead woman Snorin’ Ignorin’ ev’rything I say

Like talkin’ to a dead woman In see-through Lingerie

It’s Out on Loan from the Library

921

It’s out on loan from The library It’s out on loan from The library It’s out on loan from The library Somebody borrowed The book of love

So I went on over To your house I went on over To your house So I went on over To your house To see if you had The book of love

You were drooling All over the pages You were drooling All over the pages You were drooling All over the pages Speed reading the Book of love

One look was all It took 922

To get you good and Hooked One look into the Book of love

You took it off the shelf To study by yourself And when love’s lessons Learned Oh - - - - The book will be Returned Let’s curl up with it In bed Then do ev’rything It said

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You’re overdue on The book of love You’re overdue on The book of love You’re overdue on The book of love

Dislocated Lips and Dislocated Hips

923

I’ve got dislocated lips And dislocated hips From lovin’ you all night Long

Dislocated lips And dislocated hips My love for you is so Strong

Makin’ love around the Clock Makin’ love that never Stops Just huggin’ and squeezin’ Tight I got dislocated lips And dislocated hips I love you with all my Might

Oh - - - - - What in the World Am I gonna do with you

Oh - - - - -My love for You girl Is breakin’ my heart Into

Darlin’ ev’ry part of me Is as sore as it can be 924

Baby your love is killin’ Me

Your good love could Break my back And my sacroiliac Honey please Have mercy

I’ve got dislocated lips And dislocated hips I’m already black and Blue

Dislocated lips And dislocated hips Just don’t break my Heart into

When you love me like That It’s harder and harder To quit it’s a fact We’ll never be parted

I can hear bones crack But once we get started To love - - - - -

I’ve got dislocated lips 925

And dislocated hips Baby and that ain’t all

Last night we had a ball I think you bent my What’chamacallit You put a love hurt On me

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Blackberry

926

Chile you’re so sweet (When you’re walking down the street) Walking down the street Blackberry (You’re very very very sweet)

Yes I repeat (That you’re good enough to eat) You’re good enough to eat Blackberry (You’re very good enough to eat)

They say the blacker The berry Well the sweeter the Juice So if I can’t seem to Help myself Girl that’s my excuse

And when I look in Your dark eyes Then I get such a thrill That’s why I crave Another piece of pie On blackberry Hill

Girl you’re so fine (Girl you’re so fine as mellow wine) 927

Fine as mellow wine Blackberry (You’re so fine as mellow wine)

In summertime (Girl I’m gonna make you mine) I’m gonna make you mine Blackberry (You’re mine all mine all mine all mine)

And you’re always tempting Me When your sexy smile I see With warm sunshine On your face Growing ripe in ev’ry place

I love you so (Girl I love you so) Don’t you ever go Blackberry (I love you so don’t ever go)

I can’t resist (I can’t resist your tempting kiss) The taste upon your Lips Blackberry (I can’t resist your tasty kiss) Ashy White Woman

928

Ashy black ashy brown Ashy red ashy white Ashy yellow

You’re still an ashy white Woman Head to toe ‘Cause you need a mella Fella

Cold showers hot baths Don’t laugh There is only one solution

Ashy white woman Only love can bring your Color back again

Ashy white woman Your condition’s only Human

Ashy white woman Your skin tone is overdue I can give you back your Beauty If you let love do its Duty Ashy white woman Don’t be rusty dusty blue

All washed up watered down 929

You can drown in an ocean Of skin lotion When you step from the Tub And try to rub your body Shiny bright and new

But powder puffs ain’t Enough Call my love bluff Anytime you want to

Ashy white woman Only love can clear your Complexion up for you

930

The Love Dump Truck

My ol’ lady drives a Dump truck My old lady drives a Dump truck It’s a long Cadillac But it’s a dump truck She dumps love All over me

My pretty baby drives A dump truck My pretty baby drives A dump truck It’s a station wagon Ford But it’s a dump truck She dumps love All over me

She’s loaded with love She’s loaded with kisses She dropped the load That I been missin’

She’s haulin’ love Heavy-duty love In a dump truck Full of love

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My little mama drives A dump truck My little mama drives A dump truck It’s a used custom van But it’s a dump truck She dumps love All over me

My sweet lover drives A dump truck My sweet lover drives A dump truck It’s a bad motor scooter But it’s a dump truck She dumps love All over me

When I’m down in the Dumps She fills up the hole In my soul When I see the love Dump truck Down the road

932

She covers me from Head to toe With love in a great Big pile When I see the love Dump truck It makes me smile

It might be a choo Choo train It might be a gray Dog bus It might be a jet Airplane Or roller blades

It could be a ten-speed Bike Whatever my baby likes She could just be out Joggin’ down the Pike

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933

Be My Clinging Vine

Baby won’t you be my Clinging vine Baby hang around me All the time

Baby don’t you jive me I want you just like ivy Climbing up the wall Kiss and hugging to be Mine

Honey let it all hang out On me Honey let your tender Lover’s body cover me

Keep your loving clinging Don’t want you to be swinging Or I’ll be turning green Mean and green with Jealousy

Baby be my clinging vine Hang around me all the time Never go away On a rainy day If you ever go I would miss you so

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Say we’ll never part It would break my heart Be my clinging vine Be my clinging vine

Honey be my clinging Vine Let our bodies both Entwine

Decorate my soul Grow on me ‘til I’m old As leaves upon a tree Bloom eternally

When seasons come and go You set my heart aglow In a cozy cottage we Can live so happily Be my clinging vine Be my clinging vine Be my clinging vine

935

Popping In and Out

You keep popping in and out Of my heart Popping in and out When the fire starts Popping in and out of my Heart All the time

You keep popping in and out Of my dreams Popping in and out Of my plans and schemes Popping in and out of my Love life All the time

Popping in and out As sunshine on a dreary Day

Popping in and out A little child who wants To play

Popping in and out Like visitors on Sunday

936

Popping in and out Of all my fantasies Popping in and out You peek-a-boo And hide and seek

Popping in and out Making up your mind

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937

Flying Colors of Love

You past the test With flying colors You paint a pretty fantasy

Yes you’re the best With flying colors You are so beautiful to See

You won my heart With flying colors You made a rainbow Just for me

With flying colors Flying colors Flying colors of love

My world was bleak It had no color I merely saw reality

Now my life shines With flying colors When you smile and say You’re mine

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A masterpiece With flying colors You paint my soul a Gallery

With flying colors Flying colors Flying colors of love

Van Gogh went mad Without love He just had visions Bright and bold

In my heart I keep a portrait of you A work of art to behold

As autumn falls With flying colors While the happy children Play

United flags With flying colors Waving on a holiday

The flames of love With flying colors Make a magnificent array 939

With flying colors Flying colors Flying colors of love Flying colors of love

940

You Gotta Kiss Somebody’s Bottom

You gotta kiss somebody’s Bottom If you wanna reach the top And if you refuse to do it Beware of that sudden Drop

You gotta kiss somebody’s Bottom Up the ladder of success That’s all that there is to it You gotta take somebody’s Mess

The boss may call it Overtime But it’s just kissing his Behind So if you want those Extra funds You gotta kiss up to the Bosses’ buns

941

Your foreman says to make It shiny Then you just smile and Kiss his hiney Well if you want a Dividend Kiss your employer On his rear end If your job’s stuck in A rut Kiss the supervisor’s Butt When your co-workers Won’t let you pass You better kiss up To somebody’s fast

You gotta kiss somebody’s Bottom To get ahead today Just close your eyes and Do it When a jackass gets in Your way

942

You gotta kiss somebody’s Bottom To get over the hump If you want to make a Living You’ve gotta kiss Somebody’s rump

Gofer flunky stupid fool No exception to the rule Any kind of working jerk Pink or blue white collar Clerk Swallow down your foolish Pride You’re gonna kiss someone’s Backside You may be a tough hard Hat But it’s a fact That’s where it’s at

Unless you’re of the poor Have-nots You’ve got to kiss The man’s hind pots It’s union dues For the working class You gotta kiss up to Somebody’s fast

943

Little Green Monsters

Little green monsters Runnin’ ‘round in my head Little green monsters Attack me in bed

Ev’ry time I see them I remember what you said Baby little green monsters You love a guy named Fred

Little green monsters Can really make you blue Little green monsters Crawlin’ all over you

So say you didn’t mean it Baby say it ain’t true All those little green Monsters Are here because we’re Through

Well they haunt me night And day And they will not go Away All I see is beady green- Eyed misery

944

When I stop and think About You and Freddy makin’ Out Girl my world’s a mean Ol’ gang of jealousy

Little green monsters In my lonely room Little green monsters Hiding in the gloom

They’re about to drive Me crazy I’m so mad I fume At those little green Monsters

They haunt me And they taunt me Little green monsters Just ‘cause you don’t Want me Little green monsters Are gonna be my doom

945

Jaywalkin’ In the Sun

Your love put dip In my hip Glide in my stride And cut in my strut

Your love put pep in my step Smile in my style & soul in my song

Your love put bold in my Stroll Nerve in my heart And peace in my mind

Your love put joy In my life Fun in my day And sex in my night

Walkin’ talkin’ down The street so proud You make me wanna Shout it out loud Make a joyful noise Out in a crowd Jaywalkin’ in the sun

946

You make me wanna Dance grin and laugh Yesterday we took A photograph And today we shared A bubble bath Jaywalkin’ in the sun

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You’re the pretty flowers In the spring You’re the reason why My heart sings You’re the happiness Romance can bring Jaywalkin’ in the sun

Life is a Technicolor Movie Ev’rything is in the Right key Mellow magic you do To me Jaywalkin’ in the sun

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947

Don’t Boil the Lobsters

I was in a seafood restaurant Up in Maine the other day When I heard somebody in The kitchen shout All the lobsters are trying To get out

Don’t cook them in a big Black pot On the back burner of the Stove Take ‘em back and dump ‘em In the deep blue sea Known as fishermen’s cove

Cove cove cove cove Cove cove cove

Don’t boil the lobsters I can’t stand to hear Them scream I can’t bear to watch the Slaughter When they get into hot water

Don’t boil the lobsters How could you be so mean They’re coughing And choking in the steam

948

Steam steam steam Steam steam steam Steam - - - -

Red lobsters are delicious When they’re dipped in Melted butter So you hardly ever notice Those horrible cries they Mutter

Remember when you catch Them Swimming in the sea Well that ugly struggling Lobster Is alive as you and me

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If you keep on boiling Lobsters They’ll be no more lobsters Left So I won’t tip the maitre d’ Or compliment the chef

949

‘Cause I care for all of God’s Creatures Like the good book Says to do And I wouldn’t waste My rod and tackle On a big mouth bass Like you

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Don’t grab and jab To stab a crab Don’t do what’cha did Getting rid of squid

If you don’t give a damn Don’t clam up a clam Don’t make ‘em holler Louder Drowning in the chowder Don’t boil the lobsters ‘Cause I hate to hear Them scream

950

Baby Don’t Go to Reno

Baby don’t you go Oh no no Don’t go to Reno Nevada

You know I love you so Why you wanna go to Reno Take another chance On our romance And don’t you go to Reno

Reno’s on your mind You talk about Reno All the time

Reno’s on your brain Don’t go to Reno On that plane

Reno’s in your head You’re rolling snake eyes At me in bed

951

Reno’s where you’re bound I’m gonna turn the tables Upside down

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She didn’t mean a thing Don’t pawn my ring If you should go to Reno

You know I love you so You don’t have to go to Reno

Gamble on me one more Time Or I will lose my Mind Don’t go to Reno

952

I’ve Done Time

I’ve done time I’ve done time I’ve done time I’ve done time I’ve done time I’ve done time I’ve done time Love time

I’m a three time Loser lover Let me warn you from The start

I’ve done time I’ve done time

You’re my judge and You’re my jury I’m a trustee with Your heart

I’ve done time I’ve done time

For committing crimes Of passion With a man’s unfaithful Wife

953

I’ve done time I’ve done time

I was guilty of Adultery They sentenced me For life

I’ve done time I’ve done time

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You might say I’ve Been in prison You could say I’ve Been in jail

I’ve done time I’ve done time

But I’ll be out on Good behavior If your love can go My bail

I’ve done time I’ve done time

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The Lover’s Hall of Fame

They oughta put you In the lover’s Hall of Fame Hall of Fame Hall of Fame

They oughta put you In the lover’s Hall of Fame Immortalize your name

They oughta list you In the lover’s Who’s Who True blue I love you

They oughta list you In the lover’s Who’s Who You put the best to shame

They oughta give you An Academy Award If it’s all just an act And a game What a shame

955

They oughta put you In the lover’s Hall of Fame Hall of Fame Hall of Fame

They oughta put you In the lover’s Hall of Fame For the lover you Became Gold medals And loving cups You should claim

956

The Needles Moving Further to the Right

The needles moving further To the right It’s moving in the mellow Yellow light I primed and pumped myself With all my might But the hazards to my health Are out of sight

Some people bust a gasket And wind up in a casket Some people blow a fuse And end up with the blues

You’d think that they were Hauling dynamite The needles moving further to The right

I gauged myself The day you said we’re through And then you said you’d found Somebody new

I got so mad Until my eyes saw red I almost overloaded in the bed

957

I checked it on my meter It read that you were Sweeter

I’m in the danger zone Until you come back home I nearly had a heart attack Last night The needles moving further To the right

Don’t push the panic button Don’t ever be a glutton When love becomes a caution You lack the proper portion My little red alert lights Shining bright

The needles moving further Don’t move another further Another mother further To the right

958

A. P. B.

A. P. B. I’ll blow the whistle On my sweet baby I’ll tell the F. B. I. And C. I. A. My little girl Just ran away (Find my baby)

A. P. B. Please tell her that I’m feeling so sorry Tell her I love her Bring her back to me I’m putting out an A. P. B. (Find my baby)

A. P. B. I was such an unromantic Fool When I broke her heart And all the rules Much worse I made her Cry

959

A. P. B. If you could put her In a cell with me I’d lock her up And throw away the Key I’m putting out an A. P. B. (Find my baby)

I’m alerting ev’ry Traffic cop Set-up a roadblock That will make her Stop

I’ve got a million Bloodhounds on her Trail She can’t escape She’s going to love Jail

I’ve got the police Searching ‘Cause I miss The sexy way she use To hug and kiss

960

If it would help me Find my little girl I’d drop a dragnet On the whole wide World - - - -

961

One Brick Short of a Load

They thought I was Crazy Standing in the middle Of a crowd When I shouted That I loved you so Out loud

They said I was mad But I was glad Lost in a daydream Stranded on an island Paradise with you

People stop and stare But I don’t care I’m talking to myself Walking on air A schizophrenic Gone bananas Not all there

One brick short of Load Traveling down the Road Don’t know enough To come in out of the rain

962

People think that I’m insane Well ever since The day that I fell They could put me in A padded cell Over you

One straw shy of a stack You know how crazy people Act Baby you could Throw me in the loony Bin Honey lock me in the Booby hatch Send the men in the White coats Before I explode

One brick short of a One brick short of a One brick short of a Load

I’m one brick short Of a load I’m headed for the funny Farm

963

I’m one brick short Of a load Pretending that I’m In your arms

I’m one brick short Of a load Like I escaped from the State nut house

I’m one brick short Of a load I feel like I just Busted out

964

Rip Van Winkle of Rock and Roll

I’m the Rip Van Winkle Of rock and roll dear I’ve been fantasizing For twenty years here

I’m the Rip Van Winkle Of rock and roll songs A romantic dreamer Who took too long

I’m the Rip Van Winkle Of rock and roll A long gray beard Music took its toll Woke up this morning Feeling strange and old

You show business people Thought I was dead Put the crown back on My hazy head I’m the greatest super Star You’ll ever behold

I’m the Rip Van Winkle Of rock and roll girl Lost in lofty mountains Out in the cold world

965

I’m the Rip Van Winkle Of rock and roll now Separated from you in Time somehow

Rip Van Winkle Rip Van Winkle I need make up To cover my wrinkles

Rip Van Winkle Rip Van Winkle Blink an eye Life goes by In a twinkle

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966

Mace in Yo’ Face

Hangin’ out about In this fair city I saw a sexy girl She looked so pretty Made up my mind To tap her on the Shoulder She spun around and Shouted like a soldier

She said mace in yo’ Face You’ll git my knee Where you pee You don’t stop hittin’ On me

You wanna blast of Tear gas Karate upside yo’ Body She blew a whistle at Me

She said mace in yo’ Face If you don’t get off My case I’ll call a cop You don’t stop 967

A man can’t get no Action No macho satisfaction You might wind up in Traction On the street

It use to be That you could take a Walk Beside strange ladies And make baby talk

I tried to do that People it’s a fact The woman went into A rape attack

She started lookin’ mean And yellin’ loud Then pretty soon She had a great big Crowd

I told her that I didn’t Have in mind To commit no kind Of violent crime

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Then all the others Started beatin’ me I lost my wallet Police arrested me

Now being back out on The street ain’t fun I’m lucky that she didn’t Have a gun

That’s what I get For tryin’ To make Some love When all a pretty woman’s Thinkin’ of

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969

Crystal Eyes

I see the end of my Rainbow I know it shows In your crystal eyes

I see my sunny day Beaming gleaming Dreaming In your crystal eyes

Your eyes are not black Blue nor brown or gray As the sky clouded up On a rainy day

Your eyes are not green The color is true And it seems That my future lies In your crystal eyes

I see the love of my Lifetime A man and wife time In your crystal eyes

I see the world bright As mankind divine Love shines In your crystal eyes 970

The Fringe of Forever

We’re on the fringe Of forever The edge of eternity too We touched the tip Of temptation I’m tottering here On the brink Falling in love With you

You lovely lady Here’s looking at you You’re oh so lovely Heaven knows it’s true

Music and moonlight Romantic candlelight The sun the stars Begin to fade and fall

The season’s summer The time is right To hold and kiss you With all my might

Lady you’re lovely Thank God above me This setting this scene Is out of a dream Come true 971

We’re on the fringe Of forever The edge of eternity Too We touched the tip Of temptation I’m tottering here On the brink Falling in love With you

The waves keep Pounding Rolling in on The shore The mountains echo As we vow evermore

My mood is tender Will you surrender And give me a night Like no other night Of love

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972

I Am a Mountain

I am a mountain Echo valley down Below

I am a mountain With lofty peaks And melting snow

A man-size mountain Of love to stand the Test of time

I’m a rugged rocky Mountain you can Climb

I am an ocean Calm not Stormy Ever sure

Blue peaceful ocean With golden sand On tropic shores

An ocean island Where you can let your Soul unwind

973

I’m a rugged rocky Mountain you can Climb

Climb up higher Keep climbing Don’t stop

My volcano Is blowing its top

I am a mountain Come mountain climb Me for the thrill

I am a mountain Beyond above the Distant hills

I am a mountain On the horizon in Your mind

I’m a mountain hard As rock From the bottom to The top I’m a rugged rocky Mountain you can climb

974

Musical Toy

He must have had a musical toy As a boy He must of had a musical toy

He must of had a musical toy As a boy He must of had a musical toy

To make him jump for joy He must of had a toy He must of had a musical toy

To make him dance and sing The happiness he brings He must of had a musical toy

He could’ve had a musical dad As a lad He could’ve had a musical dad

To make him sound so glad And never play it sad He must of had a musical dad

975

Whenever I feel bad I listen to the lad He must of had a musical dad

There’s music in him That’s for certain Pretty music in him Pull the curtain And let him entertain us All Here in this music hall All y’all Recall - - - -

He must of had a musical Plan as a man He must of had a musical Plan

He must of had a musical plan As a man He must of had a musical plan

To tap the music stand And lead a big ol’ band He must of had a musical plan

When they began to play I heard ev’rybody say Together as they clapped Their hands ______Top______976

You’re the Reason You’re the Rhyme

You’re the reason You’re the rhyme You’re the rhythm You’re the time

You’re the reason You’re the rhyme You’re the romance You’re sublime

You’re the reason You’re the rhyme Baby baby Baby baby

You’re the reason You’re the rhyme

I was together Cool and whatever ‘Til I pulled on Your Little Red Riding Hood

Now I’m Humpty Dumpty Just like Jack Jumped Over the Candlestick I’m jumpy

977

So little Bo Peep I’m your big black Sheep And you don’t know Where to find me

Though you don’t Know how to rhyme me I’ll be waggin’ My tail behind Thee

You’re the reason You’re the rhyme Cinderella’s slipper Shines

And Ole King Cole Was a merry ole soul You’re the reason You’re the rhyme Baby baby

You’re the reason You’re the rhyme Baby baby The Big Bad Wolf Commits a crime Baby baby

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And the Old Lady In the Shoe Had so many children Because she didn’t Know what to do

You’re the reason You’re the rhyme Baby baby

You’re the rhythm You’re the time Baby baby

You’re the romance You’re sublime Baby baby

You’re the reason You’re the rhyme Baby baby

You’re the reason You’re the rhyme Tom Thumb stuck In his thumb

979

You’re the reason You’re the rhyme Goosie Goosie Gander

You’re the reason You’re the rhyme Jack and Jill Went up the hill And Simple Simon Met a pie man

You’re the reason You’re the rhyme Baby baby Mother Goose Is hangin’ loose Baby baby

You’re the reason You’re the rhyme You’re the rhythm You’re the time

You’re the romance You’re sublime Baby baby

980

You’re the reason You’re the rhyme Baby baby

981

I Do a Little Soft Shoe

I do a little soft shoe Buck and wing a number A teeny-weeny time step Whenever I feel blue

Nothing helps like Dancing Music and romancing Love is show business And my act is you

From L.A. to B-Way In each town that I play With top hat bamboo Cane and white gloves

I do a little soft shoe I can hear the big band Playing See the amber hot spot Red roses strewn at my Feet

Happiness just made an 982

Encore Let’s shuffle off to Somewhere And do a little soft Shoe Just for love Just for love Just for love

I’m Tickled Pink

983

I’m tickled pink Over you I’m tickled pink Please don’t make me Blue When you tell me That you love me One color shines through

No clouds of gray Get in my way You make me smile A rainbow ev’ryday When you put your arms Around me I’m tickled pink

Can’t you see it in my Eyes Can’t you hear it in My sighs Can’t you feel it in My touch I love you so very Much

Just as a rose 984

Is blushing red I love the things You say and do in bed When you smother me With kisses I’m tickled pink

When you tell me That you love me I’m tickled pink

When you put your Arms around me I’m tickled pink

As if I wore Rose-colored glasses I’m tickled pink

Love Sap

985

Well we make love sap Love sap Love sap

Oooh just a hip trip To your sweet lips Where the love drips

Baby we make love sap Love sap Love sap

It's oozing out of me It's oozing out of you Too You squeeze it out of Me I squeeze it out of you

I'm in the vineyard Of your love Ripe as the purple grapes Above The fruit of love Is on the vine Your kiss is juicy All the time

986

I'm hanging 'round your Honey spout Until your love comes Gushing out Love is the nectar of The gods The gods grow passion Plums in orchards

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Forbidden fruit of love And life Love is a succulent Delight

I picked the apple of My eye I reached a peach I can't deny

I have a harvest In your arms The fruits of all your Many charms I'm a sapsucker for Your love You sap my strength I can't get enough of

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987

American Money

American money American money American money Rules the world

American money American money American money Gets American girls

Rich man Poor man Beggar Thief Doctor Lawyer Indian chief (Wooo!)

Want American money American money American money Long lean green

American money American money American money All American dream

988

I don’t want no Russian rubles I can’t use No Japanese yen

No Euros for francs In an old Swiss bank I don’t need What I can’t spend

Don’t want no Italian lira Don’t want no British pound

But I’ll take each U.S.A. paper dollar That you feel Like puttin’ down

American money American money American money Rules the world

American money American money American money Gets American girls

989

I want each green back Yankee dollar Cash on the barrelhead Down to the penny

To spent it Lend it Hold it Fold it

Slip it Tip it I’m gonna need plenty

I flaunt it Want it Mucho dinero If you haven’t got any Go from hero To zero

Of all the money People on earth When it comes To money Ain’t no money worth

American money American money American money Rules the world

990

American money American money American money Gets American girls

American money American money American money Long lean green

American money American money American money All American dream

991

Goody Good Deed for the Day

You have da da da done Your good goody good Deed For the da da da day Don’t you know

When I l-i-e (lied) You l-o-v (loved) And brought so much Joy my way

Baby I’ve been redeemed And I swear no more Schemes On a stack of Bibles Heaven high

If God grants me the Right I’ll be with you tonight Thank you baby Now I see the light

You helped a blind man Who could not see And that blind man Was nobody but me

992

You helped a cripple Who could not walk Away from Satan’s Evil sinful talk

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993

Hop Skip Jump

I’m just a hop skip jump I’m just a hop skip jump Away from you baby I’m right around the Corner

So baby dump that Chump I’m just a hop skip jump Away from your lovin’ Anytime you wanna

I’m just a hop skip jump ------Uhh! Away from you

You make my glad heart Pump Bumpity bump thump Thump At your apartment Building Now I’m in Your lobby

I feel a big love lump I’m gettin’ goose bumps Ridin’ up your elevator Now I’m in your hallway

994

I’m just a hop skip jump ------Woah! Away from good lovin’ You

I’m gettin’ closer to Your love So near and dear To heaven above

No hurdle is too high To leap No mountain in the World’s too steep

Now I’m standin’ in Your room And you’re sittin’ On your bed

Girl when I get you Under the covers I’m gonna thrill you Through and through

Make you holla Make you shout Until your love comes Runnin’ out

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Notify Me

Notify me If you move Notify me Should your lot in life Improve

I’ll be here Don’t disappear Notify me Notify me

Notify me If you feel That the love We both shared Was for real

Don’t forget Have no regrets Notify me Notify me

I’ll be concerned About you And ev’rything That you do All of my whole life Long through I’ll be loving you 996

When skies are dark And dreary Depend on me sincerely I’ll make commitments Clearly Stay in touch with me

Notify me Don’t resist If my last Kiss good-bye You will miss

Don’t delay Call right away Notify me Notify me

997

Chicago Woman

Chicago woman Mmm mmm

Chicago woman Uh huh

Chicago woman Well well

Chicago woman Oh yeah

Chicago woman Pretty little Chi town Girl

Chicago woman You’re the best girl In the world

Chicago beauty Walking in the mid- West sun

Chicago cutie You know that you’re The only one

998

You’re as great As the lakes And you’ve got just What it takes

When it’s hot When it’s cold Chicago woman You’ve got soul

Chicago woman Young and old Chicago woman Good as gold _____Top_____

Chicago lover Warms me on a windy Night

Chicago sweetie My body and my heart’s Delight

Chicago baby Dressed up like an Eskimo

Chicago honey Like a bunny in the Snow ______Top______999

Skylab

Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab

There’s a penthouse Made for two Special built for me Special built for you And it’s got a view

It’s right around the Corner From the sun Through the clouds We’ll run We’ll have tons of fun ‘Til each day is done

1000

Jiminy Cricket Minnie Mouse Come be my mistress My love My spouse Jiminy Cricket Minnie Mouse

Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab

I know a place In outer space It’s just a kiss away

A lover’s place In deep endless space Where stars and planets Play Night and day In the Milky Way

Floating in the Stratosphere Push a button here Push a button there Love is ev’rywhere 1001

Past heaven’s heights In a satellite We can kiss and hug Beyond up above Astronauts of love

Jiminy Cricket Minnie Mouse I’ll be your spaceman Around the house

Jiminy Cricket Minnie Mouse I’ll be your lover And not a louse

Jiminy Cricket Minnie Mouse Come be my mistress My love My spouse

Jiminy Cricket Minnie Mouse Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab Make love in Skylab

1002

Sweet Reparation

Just a little sweet reparation A thing called money It’s true And life will turn from Bleak to sunny It ain’t funny me and you Need a little sweet reparation Cashier dollars slick and new

Make a grown man cry Make him shout out loud Make him holler Great day in the mornin’

Nothin’ on earth will Like a dollar bill To the penny

Just a little sweet reparation And we’ll be livin’ scot-free We could spend ev’ryday Together On a lover’s shoppin’ spree

1003

With a little sweet reparation Get us a sweetheart’s guarantee Then ev’ry boy and girl In a ghetto world Could finance romance on credit Life’s a dollar sign Honey even time cost money

Glory hallelujah Sweet reparation We need ten trillion From the nation

‘Cause I can’t find a j-o-b And unemployment’s killin’ Me

Sweet reparation Sweet reparation

1004

Just a little sweet reparation Why can’t we make us a Lover’s loan If we could go to the bank And get it We could build our happy Home With a little sweet reparation We could make it on our Own

Ask the government Nothin’s heaven sent But your love pretty baby

Lover’s gotta eat Only talk is cheap And the president

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1005

You Wiped the Slate Clean

You wiped the slate clean With love and romance I know I know That you wiped the slate Clean You get a second chance

Baby it’s you I won’t forget you I won’t regret you You lovingly stay on my Mind

Honey honey I wanna pet you Never upset you ‘Cause happiness is hard To find

Darling it’s true I really love you I’m thinking of you Forever ‘til the end Of time

Sugar sugar I’m gonna bet you I’m gonna get you I love you is the bottom Line 1006

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I know one day that I said That I thought you were Mean But then I turned around And you had wiped the slate clean

I guess that we can chalk It up To last night’s love scene And now we go together Just like peaches and cream

The handwriting was On the wall The day that we met Yes that’s graffiti in My life I’ll never forget

When others made a dirty Word of love so it seems You came along and Cleared things up Now love’s not obscene

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1007

A Kiss and a Lie

You want love Close your eyes Here’s a kiss And a lie All the action Your body can stand

Here’s a jolt (Uhh!) To your soul Make you lose Self-control I’m a man And I know What a woman needs

Keep on makin’ noises It shows that you Enjoy it Whenever I go toe To toe With you

Treat me like a savage Act as though you’re Ravaged By a hungry tiger In the zoo

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Keep on makin’ faces As I’m exploring Places Only well endowed men Get into

Lay with me in Slumber Take my private Number You know that I Will never be untrue

Just a kiss And a lie will do

Frenchmen kiss With their tongues So did I We were young But it’s a lie If the fire Is out

I could tell You the truth I should offer You proof But your lips Are beginning To pout

1009

I can’t hurt your Feelings Forgive me for Revealing Things a lover Never gets into

And you don’t want To hear this You only want to French kiss As I murmur dreams Of passion In your ear

A kiss and a lie My dear

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1010

I Input Into You

No matter what’cha Say No matter what’cha do A socket & a screw I input into you

Like one & one is two And zebra’s in the zoo My laser beam cuts Through I input into you

I input into you All your whole life Through Happy sad or blue I input into you

As one goes into two And zebra’s in the zoo My laser beam goes Through I input into you

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1011

I input into your Heart I input into your Soul I input into your Body All my love to have And hold

I input into your Mind Yes I plug in deep And true With hot electric Passion I input into you

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1012

I Don’t Wanna Cry Again

I don’t wanna cry again No I don’t wanna die again After this pain is out Of my heart I don’t wanna cry

I don’t wanna have The blues again I don’t wanna lose again The way I suffer each Time you lie Baby I don’t wanna cry

You left me and now I know Even though I love you so I don’t wanna shed another Tear

Now you’re gone and it’s A fact All I do is want you back I’ve lived to learn that Crying Is in vain

I don’t wanna cry again I only wanna try again After I put you out of My mind I don’t wanna cry 1013

I just feel I wanna live Again I’ve got so much to give Again

If you must go and tell Me good-bye I don’t wanna have to cry

Ev’ry time you treat me Cruel I feel sad like such a fool Guess I’ll never know The reason why

I try to be a macho Guy Must be something in my eyes And my crying eyes are Never dry

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1014

Tumbling Down

Tumbling down Tumbling down You make my love come Tumbling down

Down to the ground Yes Down to the ground You make my love Come tumbling down

I’m in a dither All over you Because you’re so Loyal Honest and true I’ve never met Anyone quite like You I’m head over heels In love with you too

Tumbling down Tumbling down Will only leave you In tears

1015

Tumbling down Tumbling down Will also grieve you For years

At the sight of one Tear I will get on out of Here Yes I’ll be far down The road When it’s gone

Now I never knew Someone like you Someone so decent And straight forward Too

I can’t forget you It’s making me blue I don’t know Whatever I’m gonna do

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1016

(Last Line)

You make my love Come tumbling Tumbling tumbling Tumbling tumbling Tumbling tumbling Tumbling tumbling Tumbling tumbling Tumbling down

1017

I Bet the Farm That You’re the One

I bet the farm That you’re the one Your western flavor Turns me on

This time I know Reap what I sow I bet the farm I love you so

I bet the family farm On you I’ll risk my John Deere Tractor too The hogs the cows And horses in the Field

I’ll take my chance Sure as you’re born On kisses sweet as Country corn I’m banking on your Love to be for real

1018

Well a farmer takes A gamble When he takes a city Wife I went all the way To Vegas Where I loved you at First sight Yellin’ 7 come 11 To a pair of loaded dice In a big casino Sucker’s paradise

I bet the farm That you’re the one Your western flavor Turns me on

This time I know Reap what I sow I bet the farm I love you so

I asked the bank To make a loan I’d gladly give Up all I own

1019

‘Cause I believe You bring me luck And I fell in love Right off the turnip Truck

The whole kit and Kabootle Is riding on your Smile

You won my heart and money With your wild western Style If I owned all of Nebraska I would wager you’d come Home I’m waiting like a Bumpkin by the phone

I bet the farm That you’re the one Your western flavor Turns me on This time I know Reap what I sow I bet the farm I love you so

I bet the farm I bet the farm That you’re the one 1020

Be Mine Again

Be mine again Be mine again Let our bodies Intertwine again

Be mine again Be mine again Let our lips fire Combine again

I wish I was Your secret love I wish I was The man that you Dream of

I’d give you joy And ecstasy I’d thrill you day And night Come back to me

Love outshines The moon The stars And the sun

1021

Only heaven Can prevent me For you are The one

Be mine again Be mine again Excited reunited Pull the blinds

Be mine again Be mine again So lost inside Each other Close as conjoined lovers Underneath the covers We’ll shine again

1022

Trust Me I Love You

I know you’ve heard the Words galore When I come knocking At your door It won’t be like it was Before Trust me I love you

Some other loves have Let you down You cried so much You could have drown Now you don’t want a Man around Trust me I love you

Trust my arms Trust my lips Trust my eyes Trust my fingertips

I’ll heal your heart Where you’ve been hurt I’ll kiss away Where they did dirt No I’m not just another Flirt Trust me I love you

1023

I Feel Like Lovin’ You

I feel like lovin’ you That’s all I wanna do I feel like lovin’ you My whole life through

I feel like kissing you Sexy and taboo ‘Til my probing tongue Turns black and blue

Oh Oh Oh Oh

I feel like lovin’ you Let’s make a rendezvous I feel like lovin’ you

Hey Hey Hey Hey

Of all the things I plan I wanna be your man I feel like lovin’ you

I feel like lovin’ you Thrill you through And through

While other men are Braggin’ ‘bout a dragon They just slew

1024

When twinkling stars Are bright And in broad daylight I wanna hold you tight

I feel like lovin’ you With all my might Wrong or right You’re my delight

Fuss and fight How you excite My appetite I’m hard as granite

And when I thank The Lord above I pray to God that I Can have your precious Love

When skies paint a Gray hue In rain and sunshine Too

There’s only one thing In this world On my venue

1025

I feel like lovin’ you I have one point of view Although I’ve known a Few I don’t crave Ann or Sue

I just need you know Who I want you right on Cue Each moment we’re Apart Passion is overdue

Romantic and so true I feel like lovin’ you I guess you always Knew I feel like lovin’ you

1026

Stone Wall of Love

I keep beating my heart Against a stone wall of Love

I keep breaking my heart Against a stone wall And stone is stone

I keep busting my chops Against a stone wall of Flesh and blood

You’re the most stubborn Girl In the whole wide world

I keep braving my kiss Against a strong will Of iron

But I keep bouncing back Though you say We’re stone through Tonight

I’ll try with all my Might And this wall Just might come Tumbling down 1027

So I keep beating my heart Banging my brain Busting my chops Bumping my buns Bruising my pride Against a stone wall Of love

I keep hitting on A dead tired horse In the bed

I must have rocks For smarts Inside of my foolish Head

Your feelings are not Made of steel In the fortress that You build

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1028

Many Charms

The best thing about you Are your eyes The best thing about you Are your lips The best thing about you Are you arms I can’t resist Your many charms

When the charm school teacher Leaves the room You bulge and stretch My Fruit of the Looms You create a sexy storm I’m warm for your Maiden Form

The best thing about you Are your legs The best thing about you Are your hips The best thing about you Is your body won’t do me no Harm I can’t resist your many charms

When the Baptist preacher bows his head 1029

I pray for your sweet kiss Instead Caught in the aura of your Love All my bravura and my qualms I can’t resist your many Charms

The best thing about you Are your looks The best thing about you Ain’t in books The best thing about you Are your feminine wiles In a swarm I can’t resist your many Charms

Many charms Many charms

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1030

Bleached Blonde

Bleached blonde Stereotypes Have more fun Oh yeah

Bleached blonde Stereotypes They call dumb Uh huh

She’s a bleached blonde Street walkin’ Harlem Her hair is yellow gold

She say a black guy Told her a white lie For her body mind and Soul

He said I’m dyin’ I have a cancer And it made her blue Eyes cry

She was a bleached blonde With blue contacts on They said that she drank Platinum dye

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She’s not a bleached blonde To me She’s a fair-haired Angel baby That girl’s a natural Lady She’s what she really Wants to be

She’s my African-American Latina queen China doll And an Indian Princess for free

Her pimp was spying While I was lying On the water bed with her He made a crude B Cheap porno movie Of her black pube kitten Fur ______Top_____

1032

Crying in My Beer

I’m staying here I won’t move I won’t budge I’m drunk with love Tears Crying in my beer

You said good-bye That’s why I Drink and cry I’m drunk with love Tears Crying in my beer

Your love is whiskey It tears me apart Like scotch and soda You go straight to my Heart

Your kiss is champagne I’ll tell you the truth Your lovin’ lingers Just as gin and vermouth

I warned the bartender Don’t push & shove I’m drunk with love Tears Crying in my beer 1033

I’ll toast your name While I’m full of good Cheer I’m drunk with love Tears Crying in my beer

1034

Members

Members remember Grotesque thoughts Of Dismembered members Nubs stumps and stubs Join joint Membership clubs

Steel hooks are full Fledged Lifetime members of Crutches and wheelchairs Access ramp to love

She was a one armed Woman A handicapped human In love with a one Legged man

1035

La de dee La de da La de do

An amputee woman Back when Harry Truman Had no disability Plan

La de day La de dow La de dumb

They were two crippled Crewmen In the same boat That few men And women on earth Understand

1036

La de ding La de dim La de damn

A prosthesis of love Can Give him a left leg And Create her another Right hand

He asked her straight out With deep concern How she lost her arm She answered harvesting wheat On the farm

Then she inquired About his missing Leg He said I’ve always Walked on a peg

1037

They fell in love At a hospital For memberless lovers On a disabled parking Space

La de bum La de bing La de boom

Where state-of-the-art Body parts Artificial appendages Of wood and plastic Replace

La de boo La de bow La de bang

1038

Severed arms and Diseased legs The physically Challenged beg Surgeons To rebuild again

La de bip La de bop La de bam

Limbs thought lost Forever Do a new dance of Romance And make able-bodied Good lovin’

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1039

Mild Bill

Today Mild Bill Plays saxophone As the nation sings Along In mellow tone

President Mild Bill Seems like the man To get the country Rock n' rollin' American

He loves cheeseburgers And hot French fries Then he goes off joggin' With government guys He's got a soulful smile Y'all and that ain't all He sounds sincere In a southern drawl

Mild Bill Met JFK When he was 16 He knew he would Go that way

1040

Rhodes scholar Mild Bill Graduated Yale And ev’rybody knew That he would never Fail

He'll kill the recession We'll buy more possessions And live by the code Of the west We know he's the baddest We know he's the fastest We know he can pass The best test

We held a national election Displayed our affection And Bill shot the loser Right down We got a brave new marshal Who shall be partial To putting us to work All around

1041

Blacks and whites And rich and poor And homeless and gays And far right And liberals and Pros and cons and Environmentally Young and old That's Social Security

Mild Bill Gets people’s goat Long as he shoots Straight from the hip He's got my vote

Arkansas Mild Bill Has Hickok's poise I hope he acts fast As the scout from Illinois

_____Solo_____

___Chorus_____

Cuttin' and slashin' Budget deficit taxes Texas shoot out Tomahawk cruise missile clout

1042

Takin’ on Congress Blastin' at the Senate Battle for health plan Challenging Republicans

Mixin' it up With military men Hand to hand fightin' those Opposed there in Standin' up for us Guardin' freedom's door With high ideals And justice to the core

Ridin' shotgun for the Whole free world Inspiration for every Schoolboy and girl

They call him names Just to bring him shame But he keeps his sights Sharp shootin' fair game

Mild Bill Shouldn't give an inch When troubles standin' In the way He ought not flinch

1043

His words his bond Relied upon In the saloon of life He reigns top gun and Knife

To welfare's ghost Let's drink a toast And form a line dance Of good folks From coast to coast

He drew a bead On liberty I hope he hits what He aims at For you and me

I'm singin' Mild Bill I'm talkin' Mild Bill I'm singin' ‘bout Mild Bill I'm talkin' ‘bout Mild Bill

The old and the new The lurid taboo The scandalous fact The historic sex acts Affirmative Action Pioneer Electronic Frontier 1044

Hindus Don't Eat Hamburgers

Hoogly River Calcuttans beggin' alms Rats n' poverty Communist regimes Anarchy

World class Saint in Calcutta In a white sari Of the poor

Near the Maharajah's Rutter I saw her in the gutter She shivered and she shuttered

1045

I dropped beef paddies In melted butter The fried meat sizzled And sputtered Then she stammered and She stuttered And with untouchables She muttered These four words I Utter

Hindus don't eat hamburgers From slaughtered sacred cows Hindus don't eat hamburgers Because it's not allowed

Hindus don't eat hamburgers They take a solemn vow Hindus don't eat hamburgers It's sacrilegious now

Hindus like both fruits And nuts They're vegetarians Don't feed a starving Indian A burger on a bun

1046

Hindus don't eat hamburgers She spit it out Hindus don't eat hamburgers I heard her shout Hindus don't eat hamburgers She burped and said Hindus don't eat hamburgers For breakfast in bed

Hindu chew No can do Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Is your God watching you Hare Krishna Hare Krishna

1047

If you believe it It's true Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hindus don't eat hamburgers

Hindus don't eat hamburgers Holy cow Hindus don't eat hamburgers Red dot on a brow

Hindus don't eat hamburgers With ev'rything Hindus don't eat hamburgers And onion rings

Hindus don't eat hamburgers Well done to go Hindus don't eat hamburgers They just say no

Hindus don't eat hamburgers And that's a fact Hindus don't eat hamburgers Whoppers or Big Mac

1048

I Can’t Win - - - For Losin’ You

I can’t win for losin’ And cheap rendezvousin’ Playin’ the game of love Dear

I can’t stop abusin’ Smokin’ and boozin’ Gamblin’ at night in bars

You were an Extraordinary wife We had an extraordinary Life Extraordinary as it Could be

We had the American Dream Romance was a daily Routine Then lady luck smiled Snake eyes at me

Now I’m losin’ my Heart Losin’ my mind Losin’ your love It’s true girl

1049

I’m givin’ up hope I feel such a dope I can’t win for losin’ You

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Extraordinary Extraordinary Extraordinary As it could be

I can’t win for losin’ You dear Oh no matter what I do here I’m feelin’ so sad And blue dear

I can’t win for Losin’ you babe No I can’t win for losin’ You

1050

Martyr for the Music

Carmen sang In smoke filled Caves Her hard earned Money She wisely saved Made out a will To be obeyed

No flowers No funeral No fanfare No frills And all of her dues Were paid

Ain’t no music Deadly As jazz when you’re Ill Yeah jazz is the Hard to take Bitterest pill

All the jazz ages All of its stages Black white racial Rages Non-union wages

1051

Worn lead sheet Pages Popularity gages

Jazz juke joint Cages Strung out jazz Sages

She was a martyr For the music A jazz endangered Species But now that she’s Dead They’ll buy all of Her feces That’s all she wanted She said

She use to scat But Ella did that She loved to sing But that’s Sassy’s Thing

She hung out With Billie Holiday I’m singin’ ‘bout Carmen McRae

Her tone in tune 1052

The attitude she’d Croon Was hip n’ cool Never crude

She never recorded A hit The songs that She sung Poisoned her lung

As I’d sit At the bar Smokin’ in her Mood

She was a martyr For the music She sang it all of Her life

She was rare As her smile She went out In style She gave us black Bourgeoisie thrills

She was a martyr 1053

For the music When she died at Her home In Beverly Hills Yeah

She was a martyr For the music Jazz music The music that Kills

1054

Baby Mae

Hey hey Ok Baby Mae

What’cha say Ok Baby Mae

You wanna play Ok Baby Mae

You’re so risqué Ok Baby Mae

Are you ofay Ok Baby Mae

Happy n’ gay Ok Baby Mae

Feet made of clay Ok Baby Mae

1055

My favorite lay Ok Baby Mae

Baby Mae is your Secret nickname Since you told me That you feel The same

Now I can’t get you Out of my brain Baby Mae Baby Mae

Baby Mae Is that your real Hair

Baby Mae It’s short n’ curly There

Baby Mae Are those your Luscious lips

Baby Mae Are they your breasts And hips

1056

Baby Mae Are these your sexy Eyes

Baby Mae Is them your tender Thighs

Baby Mae I really gotta say Hey hey Ok Baby Mae

I really love you Hey hey Ok Baby Mae No one above you

Hey hey Ok Baby Mae Wet dreamin’ of You

Hey hey Ok Baby Mae

_____Bridge_____

1057

Deadbeat Daddy

Awright y'all Listen up I know you know I just got out of jail And you awready got A warrant out on me Don't be callin' the Po'lice on me You gettin' on my last Nerve now - - -

I'm a dead beat dad I treat my family bad I'm happy gettin' high They starvin' in the pad

I'm a dead beat daddy A big ol’ funky Middle age fatty Dead beat daddy Drive yo’ mama Nuts n' batty

I'm a dead beat daddy Runnin'in the street My wife n' kids Ain't got no heat

1058

I'm a dead beat daddy A cockroach Infested ratty

Dead beat daddy Spend yo’ welfare Check On Patti

Dead beat daddy They call me Dead broke Bob

Dead beat daddy I ain't never held A job

Dead beat daddy Drink up all the rent Smoke up the utilities I ain't worth a cent

I'm a pimp n' hustler Kinda guy My children wish That I would die I'm a dead beat daddy I ain't workin' Nowhere steady

1059

I'm a dead beat daddy Abuse yo’ ass When I git ready

_____Break_____

Awright now Listen up again Don't look at me Like that This is my house Yeah I'm back I'm the man of the House now You know I don't play

Boy you got to bring Some ass To kick some ass now Gimme some of That marijuana Is that crack

Look at your sister Wearin' a dress Like that

Woman don't stand over There lookin' I told you to start Cookin'

1060

You better get my Dinner On the stove You know I'm a Hungry man

Dead beat daddy (3 times)

Gun n' knife Rob steal drug deal Ghetto life

Baby I know I do you wrong When I gamble All night long

I'm a dead beat daddy Bitch n' ho named Hattie n' Mattie

I'm a dead beat daddy I drive a Eldorado Caddy

Mack daddy dead beat Daddy

King Kong dead beat Daddy

1061

A big ol’ funky Fatty

Cool papa dead beat Daddy

1062

Stay Me

Oh me dog won’t stay And me woman won’t Come - - - -

Stay me Stay me Mr. Governor Set me free

Stay me Stay me

Oh - -

Me dog won’t stay And me woman won’t Come - - - -

Uhh!

Me woman wanted Rough sex So me tied her to The bed

She got excited And begged for more So me went upside Her head

1063

She moan groan And holler Until the sheets Turned red

Me dog just kept On howlin’ And followed me When me fled

Stay me Stay me Mr. Governor Set me free

Stay me Stay me Me gettin’ hung For the deed me done

Oh - -

Me dog won’t stay And me woman won’t Come

Oh woe - - - - Is me - - - -

His name is Me 1064

Me mongrel mutt Gone mad and mangy Mean

Me bite your butt If you mess with me Me bad as Me can be

Loyal as the day Is long Barkin’ as we ran So strong Police car stopped Us And demanded some I.D.

Me wouldn’t sit Me wouldn’t beg Me didn’t want Roll over

Me wouldn’t wag His tail Or do do do in the Clover

Me only growled And bared his fangs Me don’t play dead Like Rover

1065

So the cops arrested Us And found me woman Great Jehovah

Stay me Stay me

Today me gettin’ Hung ‘Cause me dog won’t Stay And me woman won’t Come

Stay me Stay me

Or could it be a Fact Me woman didn’t React ‘Cause her ting is Dry n’ numb

And could the reason Be That Me didn’t hear Me Is ‘cause me dog is Deaf n’ dumb 1066

Angelino

Angelino You made a coward Angelino Hero macho With love

Angelino Although we don't know What our fate Is gonna be

Angelino I will brave The big one gladly Wreck n' ruin If I'm doin' It with you

Angelino I'll come speeding On the freeway To your rescue My love

Angelino For a beautiful Tomorrow's Sun I see

1067

The city skyline's On the horizon So there is no Danger zone

In the valley At the beach Any haven that we Reach Is home

Angelino Long as there's snow Covered mountains We'll live on For love

Angelino Our L.A. is not a Hazard Fear is gone

If all should crumble Cascade and tumble Into the bottom Of the sea

Angelino Lord above knows All is not lost If you still love me

1068

Angelino Lord above knows All is not lost If you still love me

1069

It’s the San Andreas Fault

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Grunt- - -Yeah- - -Suck- - - Baby- - -Ah- - -Scream- - -Oh- - - Mama- - - (Heavy breathing)

Oooh umm uhh Hey wait a minute What’s that- - -Whoa

It’s the San Andreas Fault I was dreamin’ ‘bout Carol Alt We collapsed the whole Bedroom When the sex point sex Went boom I was deep inside her womb

It’s the San Andreas Fault She was suckin’ on my Chocolate malt

I dreamt that we were wed On our honeymoon in bed When the ceiling hit my head (Gurgle_____Grunt)

It’s the San Andreas Fault 1070

She thinks I look like Willie Gault Then the Cal Tech Richter Scale Registered in hell When my big one Rang her bell

It’s the San Andreas Fault Brought my wet dream To a halt

It ain’t the Santa Ana winds Or the canyon fires again Nor this fantasy I’m in (Long scream_____)

It’s the San Andreas Fault Sure as Disney’s name was Walt

It ain’t smog-polluted sky Or the leer in Carol’s eye That made those people die (3 grunts)

It’s the San Andreas Fault We did a sexual somersault

Ev’ry rattle and every jolt Hit us like a thunderbolt (Grunt) Carol left in a red Renault

1071

It’s the San Andreas Fault I keep her panties in a vault Not recession gangs of crime I’ll say it one more time I can’t get Carol off my mind

Not the riots or the drugs Nor the deadly med fly bugs L.A. is way unkind

I’m dreamin’ black n’ white Adult X-rated take it with A grain of salt

She joined my birthday Swimsuit cult Super models I exalt That’s not a cover girl insult

While on the road Like Charles Kuralt I sampled homegrown From Humboldt

Read a book by Carrie Arnholt My Voyeurism’s Lust Revolt Nature’s nightmare temblor Tumult

1072

I’m just a dreamy Prozac Dolt When I imagine Carol Alt I’d never sexually assault A pretty dream girl sex Symbol But if a lawsuit should result (Laugh)

It’s the San Andreas Fault Alright______Yeah

Where’s my pants (Grunt) Can’t find my shoes (Yeah) I got the Northridge Earthquake California blues (Yeah)

Mirror overhead (Grunt) Broke on my back Bad luck and jagged Glass Stuck in my ass crack All the walls fall down It’s totaled all around Where’s my centerfold Carol!

1073

Ass Over Teakettle Love

Tea sets n’ crumpets Crash to the floor In wild abandon Unbridled amour

Cream n’ sugar Honey and such A lemon squeezer Teatime teaser Running amok

First time I saw you I stammered and Stuttered Locked in your gaze I began to mutter I’m love starved for Lunch Please pass the butter

1074

At a tea room You stood out In the crowd

Bull in a China shop Clumsy as an ox I tipped over hot water A tempest teapot

I’m not drunk I’m in heaven For dinner at 7 We made a definite Date

I came early To the restaurant And noticed that you Were a waitress And serving Your steamiest brew

1075

You saw me And dropped the tray Right then I knew You craved tea n’ Sympathy too

Breakfast in bed Lust made us so Nervous We trembled and Knocked over The morning tea Service

I’m the hotel head Waiter And as I cleared Things away I heard the chambermaids Say

1076

Ass over teakettle You fall on your face Broken teacups And dishes All over the place

Head over heels of Sex push n’ shove . . . .

Ass over teakettle Petal to the metal Ass over teakettle Fine fish n’ fettle Ass over teakettle Before dust can settle Ass over teakettle love

1077

My Sweet Dreams of Love

My sweet dreams of love My sweet dreams of love Would be a nightmare If we couldn’t share love Ev’ry night

My my sweet dreams of love My sweet dreams of love Would all disappear And vanish in air If you were not here

I’ve got great expectations You’ll live up to your Reputation In my sweet dreams of love

Ev’ry time I hold you tight You make ev’rything Alright All night

So I won’t jump to Conclusions And wake up in confusion ‘Bout the way that You feel

1078

Mr. Sandman made me a deal That you would gimme love For real In my sweet dreams of love

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Before I yawn at The dawn of each Day I thank heaven above me For sending me someone Like you And makin’ all my dreams Of love come true

And when I’m daydreamin’ My ev’ryday dream of Life lovin’ only you

Ev’rything’s prefectly clear Whenever your face Appears In my sweet dreams of love

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1079

Way Crazy

People say I'm way crazy Way crazy Way crazy As a Looney Tune cartoon

My kaleidoscope's hazy Love hazy Love hazy You changed the tune I croon

I was sexually drastic Bombastic Light fantastic Romantic deep thoughts of Yeah sweet medicine of love (I'm certified insane for ya baby)

I suffer from Acute melancholia Acute sex dementia Acute melancholia of love

I suffer from Acute melancholia Acute California Acute melancholia of love

1080

Whenever I'm with you The time is right For kissin' n' huggin' baby And makin' way love all night

Whenever I hold you I hold you tight With all my might Until the sun shines bright Whenever I'm with you darlin' I turn out the light

I suffer from Acute melancholia Acute it won't bother ya Acute melancholia Of love

I suffer from Acute melancholia Acute way insomnia Acute melancholia of love (Man) A cute hot girl In a ugly world With pretty brown eyes And slender tender thighs C-cup breasts Shapely hips to caress Add luscious lips And all the rest

(Woman) 1081

A cute smart guy Love at first sight So strong and manly Just my type Works hard to build A happy home Raise a family And turn me on

Way Crazy Way crazy Way crazy Extreme anxiety

But only you faze me Amaze me Sex craze me I'm in way ecstasy

My anti-social behavior Is because I crave ya You're my life savior Yes I believe it's true Whoa nobody else will do (Mornin' noon n' Nightly ev'ry minute)

I suffer from Acute melancholia Acute heart hysteria Acute all I wanna do is you

1082

I suffer from Acute melancholia Acute postal bipolar Acute genitalia black n' blue

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The Statler Brothers Fallin' Down the Stair

The Statler Brothers fallin' Down the stair

1083

The Statler Brothers fallin' Down the Ryman auditorium stair

The Statler Brothers fallin' Down the stair

On the laughin' ghost Of Grandpa Jones Sittin' in a rockin' chair

Is the phantom of the Grand Ole Opry A voyeur peep freak Group

Who saw Dolly Parton Topless Through her keyhole Did they snoop

Nobody knows who spied When her beautiful Breasts Were bare

But folks suspect the Statler's `Cause they were Fallin' down the Stair

1084

The bass Studies her bosom Buddies The baritone admires Her breastbone The second tenor's Backstage with the First tenor Satisfyin' a George's Jones (Singin')

They bobbed n' bounced N' jiggled Swelled stiffened Flexed n' wiggled Heavin' to her guitar Country music software (I declare)

The Statler Brother’s Fallin' down the Stair Singin' all the way Down to the bottom In four part harmony (Woo-ooo)

1085

Jimmy went north Don went east Phil went west Harold went south Bulgin’ blood shot eyes Poppin' at her Double D cup Pair

Droolin' slobberin' Mumblin' No one else can compare (Woo-ooo) The railin’ broke And that's no joke They all fell down The stair . . . Chasin' me

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The bass foot slipped The baritone tripped The first tenor flipped And the second tenor Got clipped

1086

When busty Dolly's Brassiere unsnapped Tit for tat I swear The Statler Brothers All fell down the Stair . . . After me

The Statler Brothers Fallin' down the Stair I keep an eye On Dolly when she's Nude And unaware I'm there

To see a over Fifty woman Flip her wig And let down her Mix gray hair

To see if she And her assistant Have a secret Lesbian love Affair

1087

To see if she's Short n' curly Blonde brunette Or clean shaved bald Down there

If she's takin' A bubble bath And spongin' off Her rack and Derriere

They break they Hillbilly red necks From Pigeon Forge To Butcher Hollow Hollow holla Hollow holla I hear

To see her buck Wild mad naked As a nudist I suspect From here to Zaire

1088

The Statler Brothers Fallin' down the Stair She'd win a blue Ribbon prize For her bumpkin Punkin's At a county fair

They chased me And tripped over pretty Crystal Gayle's famous Straight Long brown Hair

Watchin' Le Ann Rimes Havin' teenage times In skimpy underwear

I saw the Gatlin Brothers And the Oak Ridge Boys Lined up in there Behind blind Ray Charles In red Speedos Singin' devil may care

I saw Dolly good And Dolly Had wood Yeah Dollywood . . . 1089

Oh - - - - Hello Dolly I get my jollies Whoa Dolly now I had my fun And I had my folly

Oh - - - - Good golly Mmm Ms. Molly Mr. Charlie's Pride And joy

Oh - - - - Hello Dolly Melancholy Whoa Dolly now You flag my train And you clang my Trolley

Oh - - - - Hey Dolly Life of Riley I'm happy as a Breast-fed baby boy

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1090

Fake 2 Da Moon

1091

Fake 2 da moon I'm heartless and Immune I ain't blue I'm singin' a happy Tune I lied I never cried A Rangoon monsoon I'm over you

Now when I look up At the distant stars I wanna maroon Your cheatin' ass on Mars I faked you out You sexy sneaky flirt I made you think That I was hurt

I played an actor's part I let you think I loved you Theatrics From the start When all the while You didn't know I'd sit at home and smile

1092

Fake 2 da moon I'm heartless and immune I ain't sad I'm singin' a happy tune I lied I never cried A Rangoon monsoon I'm over you

Because you thought I was your fool When I kissed you You were cool You left me for another Lover You meant to be cruel

Fake 2 da moon Love crazy as a loon I laughed all night 'Cause I'm no such buffoon Fake 2 da moon I'm no love sick baboon You thought a fox Could trick an insensitive Raccoon

1093

Fake 2 da moon I'm heartless and immune But if you wanna Try again real soon Ha ha ha Ho ho ho Fake 2 da moon I'm over you I'm over you So over . . . Fake 2 da Moon

1094

Hot Fudge Sundae

The world deserves A hot fudge sundae Supa mega With a cherry on top

So when folks get mad n' Angry One taste And the war would stop

I'd offer Jesus A hot fudge sundae So He could feed The modern multitude

Then ev'rybody could Have one It's so delicious

It's warm as best friends Melts inside your mind It's way cool divine Summer sunshine Flavor fit for a king Spill it on your blue jeans Syrup and whipped cream

1095

That's where we get sex Synergy So we can make good lovin' All night long baby

I don't want no sushi Or Cappuccino Blast I just want a hot fudge Sundae To lick off a glass

All this chocolate In my fist Pig out on it I insist You can even have chopped Nuts Stir n' spoon 'em Bottoms up

Ev'rybody love's a Hot fudge sundae (Yea yea) Monday Tuesday Ev'ryday of the week

Fat n' skinny Don't ever leave any (No no)

1096

In the plaza On a plate When we're out on a Date

1097

Reneged Refrain

I want my fair share I lost Stacked against me Under the table Playin' poker With a joker I suspect Called America

Bet’cha I'm losin' 'Cause you cheatin' That last pat hand You dealt Ain't legal You double dealin' From the bottom Of the deck

I'm black as the ace of Spades My credit card's a king (MLK)

Call a spade a spade My callin' card's a queen (Rosa Parks) My marked business cards A jack (Jesse Jackson) 1098

In a trumped up game of Life My ten race card Is a Goat Alley Switchblade knife

You just reneged on a Nigger You slammed the door In my black face

So welfare rolls won't Get bigger A mind's a terrible Thing to waste

If you renege on a nigger White campaign promises N' lies

When you renege on a Nigger With hateful hearts He robs the game Steals the pot Beats you with wild Clubs for diamonds Watches rings & hocks ev'ry crooked Thing you got

1099

Lady Luck don't mean A thing You reneged on a nigger You can't prevail on Dr. King As to the stigma of my Enigma We're Mother Earth's first Human beings You reneged on a nigger Lord

You just reneged on a Nigger You didn't follow suit You didn't tell the truth Itchy finger hairy Trigger We a royal flush The way I figure

If you renege on a nigger Then the real deals fixed N' rigged When you renege on a Nigger By Robert's Rules n' Regulations Accordin' to Hoyle In ev'ry nation You reneged

1100

Robaire the Cockhound

Robaire the cockhound Cajun Creole after sundown Mississippi River bound Robaire will abscond With your zydeco heart . . . By the love pound

Geechee spirit in your soul Hambone heartbeat mind control Told me a lie you was out with The girls Wearin' a big wig of long Blonde curls

Sashayin' into our bedroom Spreadin' your scent of sweet Perfume Smellin' like Patti LaBelle And our marriage is goin' to hell My Michael Jordan cologne Just can't keep you at home

1101

I don't want you back on the Rebound If you've been a bitch With a cockhound He's chasin' stray women Around town And makin' they last love drop Come down

Beware of Robaire the cockhound He howls in the night Where the lost delights of loves Buried sugar bones are found

Robaire the cockhound's world Renown He stays in the doghouse Escaped from the pound He preys on fine women in heat Sniffin' at fire hydrants On main street

1102

He goes at love just like A pit bull Jumpin' over stonewalls for a Mouthful Just like a rottweiler He'll puppy love doggy style ya He'll mount up behind ya So let me remind ya Beware of Robaire the cockhound When you hear his soulful sound Le w o o o o o o o o o o o o (New Orleans) Le w o o o o o o o o o o o o (Louisiana)

Beware brotha beware Take care sista take care Stay clear mista stay clear Robaire's a one night affair Robaire cocky Robaire Is out there huntin' somewhere Lookin' for some strange derriere

Robaire the cockhound Will rip off your nightgown Tear you to bits Freak you to fits Gnaw you like a bone Then leave you alone

1103

Robaire the cockhound Cajun Creole after sundown Mississippi River bound Robaire will abscond With your zydeco heart . . . By the love pound

1104

Michigan Malaise

As August kisses Autumn After apple blossoms Bloom

When red cherries Ripe for pickin' And the robins Chirp in tune

Then the bees are Hidin' honey Before the silver Snowflakes fall

Detroit is sittin' Mighty pretty And the Ren-Cen Buildings standin' Tall y'all

Monarch butterflies In my stomach Over you One time One shot Topless model rendezvous

1105

I'm etchin' sketches That your eyebrow Pencil drew Applyin' color with Your sexy lipstick Hue (Repeat the last whole line)

On assembly lines I dream I'm your Love slave In an automotive Aura To the grave

Be Cleopatra On Lake Erie's Barge of love You inspire The car designs That I think of

(Repeat the last three lines.)

1106

Michigan malaise I'm workin' nights Designin' days With a Midwestern Square In a sorted love Affair Yeah!

I get a shortness Of my breath And my pulse Is racin' sweat

When you pose Buck wild naked As jay birds get

Headlights chrome Rubber Detroit dealt A sassy classy Chassis My soul felt

1107

Showroom rust Conveyor garter Belt Handles like a woman Make a man's heart Melt

Yes I'm fittin' In the mitten Hand in glove Iron fisted state Potholder shaped Blue sky above

Piston's poundin' Square pegs Ground down into Round You make my engine Purr A revved up Motown Sound

(Repeat the last two lines.)

Michigan malaise America's amazed

I'm Detroit River Gamblin' U bet I f-u-c-k-i-n' Win

1108

But if we lose It all My gorgeous Friend

I've got four Great Lakes To go jump in

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Haul Ass Humpin’

1109

Haul ass humpin' I can hear 'em thumpin' Somebody's really Comin' Through the wall Orgasmically

Haul ass humpin' This joint is really Jumpin' Out in the hall I bump in To the woman so sexy

Spinnin' eighteen Wheels Of burnin' rubber Leavin' hairy Skid marks on the Sheet

Humpin' hard A hundred m.p.h.

Slammin' on power Brakes In her bare feet

1110

Was that you I heard Moanin' and groanin' Hollerin' screamin' Gettin' off I said

I'll slip into somethin' Latex darlin' My Speedo’s big rig wide loads Bulgin' red

Haul ass humpin' Pedal to the medal Pumpin'

My horny horn Is trumpetin' I step on the gas In bed

Haul ass humpin' She was chippie chumpin' Now she's money Dumpin' On my barrel chest instead

Haul ass humpin' Day n' night Cheap motel On the turnpike

1111

Haul ass humpin' On the road Triple trailer Heavy load

I drive it by the inch I get paid by the hump I charge more for a Thrust And a belly roll's Double plus

Haul ass humpin' Swivel hips She came screechin' To my lips

Haul ass humpin' Truckin' man Hard workin' stiff Grease monkey hands

Haul ass humpin' For my pay At a truck stop On the highway

Haul ass humpin' Ev'ryday I'll haul ass hump Your blues away

1112

A triple trailer Full of lovin' I'm movin' groovin' Pushin' shovin' Engine hotter than An oven A little quickie Lovey dovin' For fallen angels Not above sin Where ho's n' Hookers busy hoverin' Gettin’ lucky Discoverin' Haul ass humpin'

And they all wanna mack daddy Daddy mack truck With me

1113

Brush With Love

When you said goodbye It gave me a black eye I was punched by a boxing Glove

We had a few words Knock down drag out Lovebirds The whole thing was Push n’ shove

You poured me a drink We tangled I think You slipped me a powerful Drug

The room fell into a hush Then I felt a rush To my heart like an Elephant crush I’ve been hit by a bus

I felt my knees buckle When I lost the scuffle The blues tried to muscle In on me

I just had a brush 1114

With love I just had a brush With L-O-V-E

My love life’s in danger Romance was a stranger I chanced to meet In a nightclub

I just had a brush with Love The eternal struggle L-O-V-E

Love taps black n’ blue Love tussling with you We went ‘round n’ ‘round You wrestled me down A love T.K.O. With each body blow I just had a brush with Love

You fly off the handle And bristle so fine Your love kicks my behind It beats the hell out of me Ev’ry time You break my heart and fracture my Mind

You hit me so hard 1115

I dropped my love guard I’m only flesh n’ blood

I stuck out my chin And got clobbered again A hawk fell prey to a dove

A slap in the face A strong-arm embrace Lip locks I can’t get free of

The room fell into a hush Then I felt a rush To my heart like an Elephant crush I’ve been hit by a bus

I felt my knees buckle When I lost the scuffle The blues tried to muscle In on me

I just had a brush With love I just had a brush With L-O-V-E

My love life’s in danger 1116

Romance was a stranger A right in the gut A left upper cut A knee to the groin A swift kick in the butt I just had a brush With love dear I just had a brush With love

U My Color But U Ain't My Kind

1117

As I went down To NIMBY Town I heard somebody sayin'

Back back Back off don't touch Git out and such In a voice that wasn't playin' I listened to the problem They rambled on and on The things they said Are written here Inside this little song

U my color But U ain't my kind U could never be A friend of mine

In the Father's eyes U think U shine More than I do

Like the pot That called the kettle Black I heard U When U made that Racist crack U kinda people Don't know how to act As blood brothers

1118

We are red white and blue And we love freedom too

Anybody's all American hue Knows the difference Between me and you

U a bully And a hypocrite Further more I can't stand your shit U on my last nerve For a fightin' fit Of kick-ass anger

A hush fell over The whole ghetto When I got Outta my car

I unfurled my flags Brave true colors And waved ev'ry Stripe and star The street gang laughed And shot me Dead In my bulletproof vest Then good people in the projects Sang in colorful protest

1119

U my color But U ain't my kind As they beat up on the Gangs behind Afterwards we drank a toast Of wine In the alley

To precious crude oil On a higher ground Perfect diamonds In the rough Unfound

Golden nuggets Assayed pound for Pound By God's tally

The Pubis Bone

I'm workin' on the pubis bone I just can't leave it alone The payment on the car is due The rent and groceries too

1120

I ain't made one single dime 'Cause I spend all my time Workin' on the pubis bone I love to tease it with a Brush and a comb I style it and I put it in Braids I tie red ribbons on it ev'ry Day (chile) I rinse it after each shampoo I'd change the color if ya Want me to

I'm 'bout to lose my happy home They just cut off my telephone But when a woman's haired All over and grown I'm workin' on the pubis bone

Baby you can laser your legs Wax your underarms You can pluck your eyebrows clean But let your bikini line spread its charms So fine from head to toe You know I dig your shape But for your body hair Woman I go ape

1121

Yeah my main love sex jones Since the day that I was born Is all that mess You growin' I'm reapin' sowin' Blessin's overflowin' 'Cause I'm workin'

I'm workin' I'm workin' I'm workin' I'm workin'

I'm workin' on the pubis bone When I should be out gettin' a loan Not layin' up and gettin' stoned Explorin' the vast x unknown

I'm workin' on the pubis bone My digits in the erogenous zone I love the sexual overtone When I tweak it and you Carry on

I'm workin' on the pubis bone I love to hear you moan n' groan I can play with it all night long Do it to ya 'til the crack Of dawn

1122

You don't have to do housework You can lay around and shirk I wanna feel you Don't ya smirk And please don't jerk away From me

I'm a touchy feely guy So I must caress your inner Thigh I could massage you here all day On your backbone Your hip bone Your breastbone Sugar bone

I can rub your dainty feet Gently stroke your pretty hair I love to kiss your luscious Lips But my finger tips Have a eager beaver Mind of their own

1123

I'm workin' on the pubis bone When we buck wild mad naked and prone I just let my right hand dangle I wanna untangle Your fur triangle I got to first base When you put me on I stole second on a hit And run I slid in third And the game was won I'm gonna score now I'm taggin' home

I'm workin' on the pubis bone You got the shaggiest shock I've ever been Shown I wanna beat around the bush Diabolical Over each and ev'ry pube hair follicle Baby I'm workin' on the pubis bone

The Return of Johnny Jealousy

You tryin’ to ruin My world You returned To take my girl Away today

1124

You came back Camouflaged A 1963 mirage To drive me crazy Don’t mean maybe

I didn’t recognize you At first But you put another Lover’s curse On me and my baby

Of insecurity Plus my mortal enemies Torture envy And infidelity

The return of Johnny Jealousy Once you made A jealous Fool of me

I cried green-eyed In my lonely room You use to be My doom and gloom

I offered you A swig of my cherry wine Made you feel 1125

Real comfortable

You took my woman When I was a kid Now you wanna repeat The dirt you did

Lowdown lousy Johnny Jealousy

It’s jaded ev’rywhere And insane jealous up in here I’m feelin’ paranoid My love life’s null and void

Yeah I’m sad mad and blue Because I’m goin’ through The hell that all guys do When a true love’s Been untrue

___Chorus___

The Composer

A composer’s life Is a world full of sound Music plays in my head

I create as I live To the people I give 1126

Writing up-tempo In fox-trot time

I’m a two-step man With a tunesmith’s mind I exist on this earth To rhyme

So whether it’s right Or all wrong I write love songs From midnight ‘til Dawn

I’m writing a song Composing a tune By candlelight born In my lonely room

I’m writing a love song To you I wrote it because I love you

I dedicate it with love 1127

The angels will sing it In heaven above

I can’t go wrong Just as long As my songs about you

I’m writing a song Oh my darling darling I’m writing a song My sweet baby baby I’m writing a song The whole wide world Will sing along

In my fantasy world All alone I’m creating to make you My own

I’m writing a song (Ding-dong) Composing a tune (Ding-dong) I’m writing a song (Ding-dong) The world will sing along 1128

(Ding-dong)

I’m writing a song From the depths of my heart And my soul for you

A Quarter Short of Love

Smokin’ cigarettes I’ll never quit ‘Til you get my baby Back on the line

Smokin’ cigarettes 1129

I’m goin’ crazy ‘Cause that was my Very last dime

My baby’s home She must be Operator Trust me Pay you later

(Don’t leave me)

Standin’ on the corner At a pay phone A quarter short of love

Pinchin’ pennies And bummin’ nickels From passersby On the street

Push your buttons To call her number And I’ll ask her if we Can meet

My baby’s home 1130

She must be Operator Trust me Pay you later

(Don’t leave me)

Standin’ on the corner At a pay phone A quarter short of love

I wanna hug n’ kiss My honey So lady won’t you please help me Make this emergency bootay call Free ‘Cause I ain’t got No mo’ money

Don’t hang up ‘til I Get enough chump change To talk with that Lover of mine

Busy signals 1131

Been buzzin’ for hours And that is a Very bad sign

My baby’s home She must be Operator Trust me Pay you later

(Don’t leave me)

Standin’ on the corner At a pay phone A quarter short of love

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Louisiana Purchase

Nocturne lady in N'awlin's Cash conventioners Sprawlin' Parasol parades ballin' 1132

To the Bourbon Street Beat

Struttin' in the French Quarter Sexy land of dreams Daughter Southern gentlemen Oughta Riverboat paddle you

Louisiana Purchase Of love Spicy hot Cruisin' on the Mississippi Moonlight Hits the spot

I'm romantically fallin' Praline love nuts In N'awlin's

Louisiana is Gnawin' And clawin' at me

Red light district Creole has 1133

Voodoo woman Razz ma tazz Wrought iron Balcony kisses Above the birthplace Of jazz

I’m Different

1134

I'm a lonely man Livin' in this Lonely land No one understands I'm different

Because I sit at home And write love songs All alone Some think my mind Is gone But I'm different

I can tell Baby I can feel If your love Is for real

I can touch Honey deep inside With my palm I can calm With a balm Your raging tide

I won't tell a lie Never make you cry I'm not that kind of Guy I'm different

1135

No longer paranoid That last kiss I enjoyed My blues is Null n' void I'm different

Yea yea yea I'm different I'm oh so very different As lead and gold When we made love tonight You broke the mold

I'm so very different Hey hey hey I'm different To my soul

As night n' day I'm different As work and play So different

As wrong and right I'm different As black n' white I'm different As love n' hate 1136

So different I'm different

The Theme Of Finance Rd.

Take Finance Rd. 1137

All the way up A buttercup Of sun will erupt You won't hear me complain When it rains

Take Finance Rd. All the way down When clouds are gray Don't wear a frown I know a place Where skies are blue

I wrote you a love sonnet And this is what I said I'll be lovin' you As long as apples are red

The road of life's A maple drive Money tree lined canopy At rainbow's end Veer left off of The avenue ennui . . . ennui

Take Finance Rd. 1138

All the way out Fresh mornin' dew Is meltin' about

That's where I fell in love With you The street where hopes n' dreams Come true That's the theme of Finance Rd.

Enslaved

1139

Enslaved Emancipated love slave You make me behave Like a twenty-first century Love slave

Enslaved Third millennium sex slave New Age Minimum wage slave Shackin' up in Sojourner Truth's Enclave

I ain't never been loved Like this before Ravaged by a savage One woman gang whore Roots the color purple Glory gone with the wind Kissin' sweetly Phyllis Wheatley Your beloved lips again

1140

Enslaved You captured and gave Love lashes I crave ‘Til I'm dead and buried in my grave Baby I'm just your love slave

On the lover's auction block No shackles chains or whips ‘Twas a passive aggressive Soul sista Thrusting Amistad bubble hips

King jack knight pawn President knave Thomas Jefferson lust lynchin' Long Tall Sally In the home of the free and the Brave

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1141

Sore as a Whore

Sore as a whore Sore as a whore

Sore as a whore At the Million Man March Bunions on her feet An a fallen arch

Sore as a whore At the Million Man March Thought she'd make mo’ Money Than the Golden Arch

She followed 'em up She followed 'em down But not one john In a million found

She got way mad She was mean n' hurt 'Cause she was ignored By a million men bored

So she beat a retreat On bloody raw feet When she reached a shoe Store She was sore as a whore

1142

The clerk let her in And she said with Chagrin She just got rejected By one million men

Her jaws stayed tight The clerk hid out of Sight Her feets was stankin' With all they might

Sweatin' and swollen She tipped back on the Street The agony spreadin' She ached in defeat

She walked with a limp 'Cause no one would attempt To want her for sex Her toes couldn't flex

Big feet on fire She could not score At the Million Man March She was sore as a whore

1143

Islam won't wham bam No thank ya mam She's sore as a whore And they don't give a Damn

Oh she cried My ligaments tore I can't walk by sight N' faith no more

Oh she sighed I'm so poor 'Cause a million good Joe's Left her Sore as a whore

One million sheep And she can't find a Ram She can't even date A wooly head lamb

She say don't Nobody want no Damn bean pie They got crap n' sugar In 'em

1144

Don't nobody wanna Wear No jive bow tie Look like a bama Hooked up in 'Em

One million throats Dry n' parch From stiff bow ties And white shirt starch

The Million Man March Could've conquered the World They should've robbed All the banks And loved pretty young girls

But they huggin' n' kissin' Each other They all call one another Brotha Damn if they want a Professional lover For a ho on the street Mista that's a mutha

1145

Sore as a whore In a army of joints She's advertisin’ But they don't get the Point

She said Y'all won't loot That's why they call ya The fruit Y'all don't bone Y'all just wanna atone

Her pimp said hell no Shut up ho Don't wanna hear yo’ Big mouth no mo’ If ya trick I'm gonna go Upside your head mo-fo And leave ya here achin' Sore as a whore

She said I’m Sore as a whore In a woman’s shoe store Bunions and fallen arches After the millionth Man marches By me

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I Slept With Yo’ Mama

I slept with yo’ mama What about it You were a baby Sleepin’ in the crib

I changed yo’ diaper Dirty diaper Yo’ bottle washer butt wiper Wet bottom wiper Whenever I heard you Cryin’ in the night

I didn’t have no job Yo’ ruined childhood Got robbed It made yo’ mama sob Sad tears and pray to God

And then you grew up son While I was on the run Forgive the things I did When you were just a kid This secret can’t stay hid

I slept with yo’ mama Ain’t no doubt about it I wanted to shout it All over town

1147

Soon we became family In da hood But you were unhappy A spoiled brat who could

Shoot yo’ pappy Down upon the crime chalk Outlined yellow ribboned Ghetto ground

Do you think yo’ mother Would take a mack dad lover Do you believe she’d have me Reach out for me and grab me

Why are you so hateful And so doggone ungrateful Do you believe That you were born To give me gangsta grief N’ scorn

This I know Young punk psycho Toe to toe Not too long ago

1148

I slept with yo’ mama I’m yo’ daddy Son if you’d rather Yo’ biological fatha

We didn’t adopt ya Indiscreet The stork didn’t drop ya On the street Birth control couldn’t stop ya I repeat I was a proud project’s papa Between the sheets

I slept with yo’ mama All nightlong Tore up her pajamas Love King Kong I slept with yo’ mama Smoked a bong Made you and paused. . . Like a comma Rang her ding dong

Strung out sucka Crackhead muth f ‘a Stranger wanna hook up ‘Round the way

1149

With a tough titty Itty-bitty O.G. in the city And this is what I say

I slept with yo’ mama Go home and ask yo’ mom’s `G´ I slept with yo’ mommie She named you Jody after me

I slept with yo’ mama Knocked her up We enjoyed bootay rama Never enough I slept with yo’ mama Rough n’ Tough

But I rocked yo’ cradle Before I rocked her world

______Booya!______

1150

Feel My Eel

Feel my eel (Baby)

Feel my eel (In the mornin' time)

Feel my eel (In the evenin' time)

Feel my eel (In the midnight hour)

Feel my eel Glowin’ in the dark Feel my eel Rub it 'til I spark

Megawatt I overload Megahertz me I explode Gigabyte my eel it Growed To a jiggawatt episode

Feel my eel In your aquarium of Love

1151

Feel my eel In your fish tank I Dream of

I'm caught in your Fishnets Between yo’ Amazon Thighs

I zap n' zing A moray's thing In yo’ bootay and make You squeal

Electrocute your body Supercharge your very Soul Electric slide into your Panties With my power utility Pole

Blow a fuse no jellyfish Can sting a bigger bolt Give you such a mighty Jolt Hotter than a million volts

Feel my eel (Feel my eel) In the hot tub of your Heart

1152

Feel my eel (Feel my eel) Stroke my scaly spine For shock

Feel my eel (Feel my eel) In the shower Be so bold

Touch my eel (Touch my eel) Touch my fishy fin Control

Dynamo in your Fish bowl Cop a feel

(Feel my eel)

Early in the mornin' (Feel my eel) At the crack of dawnin' (Feel my eel) Stretchin' and a yawnin' (Feel my eel) Fresh as water I was born in (Feel my eel)

Make ya hair go back Make ya cheek teeth Chatter baby (Feel my eel) 1153

Wet electric blanket Drive ya mad as a hatter Crazy (Feel my eel)

From electron matter Inhibitions scatter maybe (Feel my eel)

Grip my tail And feel about Smooth my whiskered Feelers out

Feel me up Without a doubt Feel my eel (Feel my eel)

Beard the lion In his den Charm the cobra With a grin

Smell the skunk And don't run then Cop a feel (Feel my eel) Feel my eel (Feel my eel)

1154

(Feel my eel) Shock absorb my sex Appeal

(Feel my eel) Pet it or someone else Will

(Feel my eel) Save on your electric bill Cop a feel Feel my eel

Take a Tranquilizer pill Cop a feel Feel my eel Fondle flanks as Hard as steel

1155

Cop a feel Feel my eel Breathe love fire in My gill

Cop a feel Feel my eel Run fingers down my Shaft until

Cop a feel Feel my eel Place your hand where It can heal

Cop a feel Feel my eel

(Feel my eel) In my 'lectric Automobile

(Feel my eel) Zany zig zag Zip n' zeal

(Feel my eel) Turn my ignition switch Lucille

1156

(Feel my eel) See what neon eyes Reveal (Feel my eel) My fishy sperm will Splash n' spill

Make ya hair go back Make ya cheek teeth Chatter baby (Feel my eel)

Wet electric blanket Drive ya mad as a hatter Crazy (Feel my eel)

From electron matter Inhibitions scatter Maybe (Feel my eel)

1157

Cop a feel Feel my eel From a river in Brazil Cop a feel Feel my eel An anaconda's No big deal Cop a feel Feel my eel I zonk piranha At my heel Cop a feel Feel my eel

(Feel my eel) My shock therapy's Tranquil (Cop a feel) See me shed my skin n' peel

(Feel my eel) Grab my lightin' Rod real deal Cop a feel Feel my eel

1158

Gang With No Name

Gang with no name Gang with no shame Of orgies in the dark A nation so strange They only gang bang for love

Gang with no name Gang with no blame Of breakin' lovers hearts

Drive by at night In stretch limos Dressed to kill

A girl named Bitch Ho Wanted to go With strangers on a jet plane She's from the ghetto These beautiful types are wild

They winter in Spain Jet set fortune fame And play the game of romance She tried to explain This wonderful gang's life style

1159

She said they'd demolish All the slums and projects Soon they'll abolish urban Crime

Someday we'll live in a world Of joy and sunshine Buy back all the guns gangstas Own Then all colors worn Can be shown

Gang with no name Ascend in a plane As peaceful as a white dove They don't make a claim But all other gangs are lame

They gang bang bang bang And zoom boom boom boom In plush Mile High Club Bedrooms Al-Fayed wet dreams This gang's turf is EZ street

The gang with no pain to speak Of These safe sex angels from above The gang with no name Is all about makin' love

1160

1 Ambition

Dark clouds roll by Blockin' the sun Inside my window Black blues has won

I'm all alone Nobody's home No one calls me On the telephone (On the telephone)

My wife is long gone My kids are all grown Hot deals cool chances Big-time I've way blown Late red eye night flights For naught I've fast flown

1 ambition 1 ambition

I'd climb the highest Mountain 1 ambition Swim the deepest sea baby Conquer Rome

1161

1 ambition I'd catapult the China Wall

1 ambition Attack Russia when The snow falls

1 ambition Trek the jungles of Africa

1 ambition Fight bigots in America

1 ambition Collect sweet Reparation dues

1 ambition Cross the desert sand Without no shoes

1 ambition I'm way abuse substance Prone

1 ambition Old man in the danger Zone

1162

1 ambition I create The tune the tone

1 ambition In my bones I've got a singin' jones

1 ambition I've been taught And I've been shown

1 ambition I'm a unknown rollin' Stone

My 1 ambition Is to be number 1 I'm gonna be a super Icon That's my 1 ambition I'm a wannabe Champion

1 ambition My engagements Have come and gone

1163

1 ambition All my wild seeds Have been sown

1 ambition But I ain't gonna Bitch n' groan

1 ambition Now in silence hear Me drone

1 ambition When I'm dead drunk I piss n' moan

1 ambition But I still Keep hangin' on

1 ambition For some word Of mouth promotion

1 ambition I'll be a mighty man Of iron

1 ambition I'm gonna be a paragon

1164

1 ambition I should be a king Upon a throne

1 ambition I keep my nose To the ol’ grindstone

Music's the one True love I've known But I'm kept waitin' Put on postpone Through the years Brave bitter tears Now all around town The people turn me down

Ripped n' torn (Oh yeah) By life's sharp thorns I'm so forlorn Since the day they say I was born I've had just 1 ambition

1 ambition I ain't never gonna Lay down lazy

1165

1 ambition Some people cuss and Call me crazy

1 ambition They think I'm on the Ropes But that don't phase Me

1 ambition I got to stop Gettin' high n' hazy

1 ambition I'll make a come back And even amaze me

1 ambition I'll come fightin' Back Fresh as a daisy

1 ambition Folks call me a Livin' Legend

1166

1 ambition Soon I'll get my Show biz crown On

1 ambition I just need an SBA Loan

1 ambition From the Small Business Administration

1167

Golden Years

After the laughter And tears

Golden years Golden years

Exciting love Ever after Is here

Golden years Golden years

These golden days I spend with you In our secluded Rendezvous

Sometimes we sit At home and talk Great day in the mornin' Take a walk

1168

Then we could Drive off in the car Out where no one Knows who we are This time I'm wiser Only an old lonely miser Hoards his heart

After The rapture Three cheers

Golden years Golden years

The future's brighter At this stage My dear

Golden years Golden years

These golden days I spend with you In our secluded Rendezvous

Sometimes we sit At home and talk Great day in the mornin’ Take a walk

1169

Then we could Drive off in the car Out where no one Knows who we are

This time I’m wiser Only an old skinflint Miser Midas wearing a dark green visor Hoards his heart

It’s never too late To switch gears

Golden years Golden years

Forever I’m loving you It appears

Golden years Golden years

Oh yeah . . . we got ‘em!

1170

Misogyny Tattoo

My misogyny tattoo Is inside my head Not all over my body I'm male chauvinist For you (Repeat)

Black maidenhair Red painted toenails I'm in the thick of Things With you

You my mistress You my trophy My misogyny tattoo

You be so glad That I'm a gangsta satyr When I gang bang you Like I said

Just like in jail I'll one man gang rape you Pretty baby I'm a gangsta in the Bed

1171

Black maidenhair Red painted toenails I'll make your hair And toenails curl

Buck wild mad naked Bitch ho woman Hip-hop homey O.G. girl

Black maidenhair Red painted toenails Woman I'm eager beaver For your love

You be humpin' fast And screamin' You be comin' I be reamin' Uhh!

My misogyny tattoo Is inside my head Not all over my body I'm male chauvinist For you (Repeat)

1172

Bessie

When I was young Son we called it nookie too But ya gotta use a rubber now And that might not even do

I'd comb my hair Brush my teeth And take a bath I screwed so much I have to laugh

Yo abstinence is the way So don't do what I did Back in the day

I tore some nookie up Yeah I couldn't get enough When I was goin' to high school I loved that nookie stuff

Today I'd contract AIDS Unless I was afraid To have unsafe sex With anyone Until the virus fades

1173

Father figure in the doorway Of a crack house Smilin' death invades life hard Fat rat gnawin' on a dead fresh Fetus In the filthy courtyard Of a Harlem habitat tenement facade

When I was young So very young When I was young n' Dumb And full of baby come

When I was young So very young My hot n' horny Hard on well hung Chimes got rung

When I was very young Bessie made me come She traded comic books With me

And kissed me with Her tongue Son She kissed me with Her tongue Son

1174

Then I became a freak All women want my Meat But my meat market Was closed If you could hear the Bedsprings creak Son Hear the bedsprings Creak son Hear the bedsprings Creak

They say I'd screw a Snake A dog a sheep partake Ménage à trois With 2 street ho's Just for humpin' sake

From the day that I was Born I was doin' kiddy porn It dawned on me When I was 3 The pee pee goes in The wee wee The pee pee goes in The wee wee The pee pee goes in The wee wee

1175

I'd hump the crack of Dawn Jump the mummy's Bones Become a necrophiliac In a funeral home Rape a Catholic nun Make a cripple gimmie Some Old ladies on their Death beds Would be a lot of fun

When I was young I met your mom I was full of hormones And testosterones

First I got bit Then I was stung By the sexy bug of Love We live among

_____Top_____

1176

Mr. Mfume

Mr. Mfume Ex-NAACP (Kwiesi)

Mr. Mfume If you and Chairman Bond Need money (ASAP) Mr. Mfume (Hey Pee Wee)

I've got a Mom n' Pop Company (Records movies TV)

Mr. Mfume My plan is easy as ABC (Invest tax-free)

Mr. Mfume We spend black billions Annually (Instant Industry)

Mr. Mfume (Commission me)

I’m sho’ as Medgar fell In Mississippi (And called Myrlie)

1177

Mr. Mfume I want’cha to hear me Talkin' currency Man we could fun-raise Us mo’ money Than Africanized killa Bees Make honey

To a million men minister Farrakhan Ideally functions as the main man With all due respect To Jesse Jackson Keep on pushin' for Affirmative Action

Mr. Mfume Soon as I get outta detox (Detox I thought you said Detroit)

Mr. Mfume Ms. Lynn Whitfield Is a stone fox (The lovely lady rocks)

Mr. Mfume Like oil in Iraq We are all worth More than Fort Knox (In Julian bonds and Kwiesi stocks) 1178

Cynics who cry Uncle Tom Tucker Think General Powell was A sucka And George W. Bush Ain’t gonna be funny As the Rose Garden Easter bunny

Big boss Black Caucus Don't be silly Y’all stop dependin' On Slick Willie Make each American A client Pee wee Be a self-reliant Giant

_____Top_____

No Muss No Fuss No Bother

No muss no fuss No dirt no dust No cracks no rust 1179

No stress no loss

If you want my heart forever Forever and a day If you need my arms to hold you Eternally I say

No muss no fuss no bother Love will take care of tomorrow So kiss me once again Make love and then That’s when forever begins

If you live and love a life time Together here with me We will share a golden wedding Anniversary

No muss no fuss no bother I promise to leave you never Oh my darling No muss no fuss no bother Your love’s no trouble at all

______Top______

No muss no fuss no bother Love will take care of tomorrow So kiss me once again Make love and then That’s when forever begins

1180

If we spend a man and wife time Each night sublime I know It’s no muss no fuss no bother Because I love you so

No muss no fuss no bother I promise to leave you never Oh my darling

No muss no fuss no bother Your love’s no trouble at all Your love’s no trouble at all

______Top______

I’m Invisible

I’m invisible You don’t give a damn Just as Ralph Ellison wrote I’m an invisible man 1181

I vanish in thin air I simply disappear You look right through me I’m invisible

You don’t see me In a crowd You don’t see me For cryin’ out loud

You don’t see me Black endowed ‘Cause you’re king of The world

You don’t notice You’re unaware Even though I’m standing Here I might as well not Make an appearance At all

I’m unseen in your mind I’m invisible Imperceptible as time I’m invisible 1182

You keep me in the dark I’m invisible Stop living in a blind Hey! I’m not a ghost

What am I to do I’m red white and blue What am I to say When I fade away What am I to feel My life’s so unreal . . .

I’m invisible You don’t give a damn Just as Ralph Ellison wrote I’m an invisible man

I vanish in thin air I simply disappear You look right through me I’m invisible

I’m invisible You don’t give a good goddamn To you I’m transparent I’m invisible 1183

It’s so apparent Plain as cellophane I’m invisible I’m invisible I’m invisible

Swiss Lake

Lake Geneva Pretty as a picture Postcard 1184

Lake Geneva Proud as swans On a pond

Lake Geneva In the early mornin’ Sunrise Lake Geneva I was drownin’ It’s true

Lake Geneva I can’t swim my soul Is sinkin’ Would it grieve you If I go down three Times

Would you bereave me World peace achieve me God knows I cleave thee Lake Geneva 1185

(Arms control)

When I need some quiet Calm

(In my soul)

I don’t pack a big Firearm

(Away I roll)

I go inland Upon sunny waters Of aqua blue Tranquility

(I’ve been told)

Ev’rybody wants an end

(Life’s so cold) 1186

From terrorist like Osama bin Laden

(Should strife unfold)

I just take my trusty Rod and reel ‘Cause guns are Dangerous They maim and murder Us

Lake Geneva I’m gonna build a Little cabin

Lake Geneva I was washed up on the Shore

Lake Geneva Fishin’ ev’ryday ‘til Sunset You received me You relieved me 1187

You retrieved me

You grabbed me By the shirt sleeve ‘Cause you believed In me Now I can breathe free Lake Geneva

_____Break_____

Jordan River Bay of Accord And Reason

Big as an ocean Deep as the sea

____Top____

Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe Your sex appeal Stole the show

1188

Marilyn Monroe Your demise was a Tragic blow

Image on the Silver screen Superstar movie Queen Goddess of love I’m dreamin’ of Marilyn Monroe

Glamour girl glow From head to toe Marilyn Monroe

Icon of love Angel above Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe Why did you go I miss you so Just like Joe DiMaggio You’re up in heaven Sex symbol divine God’s gift to Hollywood And mankind

1189

Posin’ over a subway grate In New York City The camera was your lover It made you look so pretty

Marilyn Monroe Beautiful blonde Phenom

Marilyn Monroe Your hair a crown Of platinum

Though I’m just An average Joe A film fan Who adores you so

Goddess of love I’m dreamin’ of Marilyn Monroe

Glamour girl glow From head to toe Marilyn Monroe

Icon of love Angel above Marilyn Monroe

I love you so Say hello to Joe DiMaggio . . . 1190

Marilyn Monroe

Voodoo Valentine

Loozana lady Seductress sublime Stickin' little pins In my picture all the time Love hex from Haiti You're a voodoo valentine

Magnolia mama Bewitching boucoup 1191

You haunt like the ghost Of Marie Laveau Now spellbound and Southbound I'm coming back to you

New Orleans is Crescent City In the Gulf of Mexico That's the place I Miss . . . issippi River go And when I'm deep down there Creole Cajun queen I know You're workin' mumbo jumbo And major mojo

Loozana woman How can you be So riverboat ruthless To cast love's curse on me

Loozana lover I'm in a love trance Your hocus pocus potion Charmed me at first glance Voodoo valentine My heart never had a chance

Loozana baby Mamselle so fine 1192

I'm mint julep hazy A bayou zombie cryin' Said only Satchmo's trumpet Wards off a voodoo valentine

Loozana lady Let's end this romance By playin' Louis Armstrong While we Dixieland slow dance And masquerade French Quarter kisses Laced with John the Conqueror root wine

Now only Satchmo's trumpet Wards off a voodoo Valentine Love hex from Haiti You're a voodoo valentine

Accursed

It's accursed in this land All the riches known to man Ain't nobody gotta goddamn Plan

______Repeat______1193

My scabs n' wounds won't Heal I'm told Black n' angry On the dole As Clinton's Fond n' friendly 'Round the eyes

But when it comes to Farrakhan An exotic pragmatic Islamic man Praise Allah Akbar Five times a day He made a million kneel N' pray But it won't one million So the white man say

It's accursed in this land All the riches known to man Ain't no mothafuckin' Plan It's accursed in this land

1194

My scabs and wounds Won't heal I'm told Black and angry when I'm old Lord we don't worship Satan anymore We lick salvation crumbs Right off the floor

___Repeat___

Down degradations path Of sin The road to utter ruin There ain't no unfought Freedom In this world

Oh o o o o o (Scat)

It's accursed in this land All the riches known to man Ain't nobody gotta goddamn Plan

It's accursed in this Land All the riches known To BROTHAMAN (Scat)

1195

It's accursed all the time I can't hardly make a dime It's accursed day n' night It's accursed black n' white

It's accursed as it reams In a Jesus kinda dream Burn a cross They burn the church God don't leave us in the Lurch Some ain't got enough to Eat Others dwell on E Z street All that money that they Make Is only for the master Race

If they gave some to the Poor It would open freedom's Door The masses need a helpin' Hand It's accursed in this land

1196

Cyberspace Confession

O.J./Nicole/Ron.com Was on a home page Called the Bleedin' Edge

O.J./Nicole/Ron.com They can't prove it They only allege

1197

Are the hackers Hauntin' /website The ghosts of Nicole/Ron The white bronco's backed up To Bundy 'Cause this was posted on The Internet

O.J./Nicole/Ron.com I never ever wanted 'em dead O.J./Nicole/Ron.com A cyberspace confession said O.J./Nicole/Ron.com In drippin' graphics bloody red O.J./Nicole/Ron.com The kids were sleepin' in the bed

O.J. was her/x-husband /lover/mentor/hero/best friend Did O.J. love her too much To ever/her throat

Thus was the crime Of the century The Akita Kato Saw the deed Where is the double Murder weapon I'm surfin' the/clue We need

1198

O.J./Nicole/Ron.com I didn't mean to do it O.J./Nicole/Ron.com When they kissed hello I blew it O.J./Nicole/Ron.com Ear to ear before I knew it O.J./Nicole/Ron.com I didn't mean to screw It . . . up

O.J./Nicole/Ron.com Crazy over you O.J./Nicole/Ron.com What else was I to do O.J./Nicole/Ron.com So in love with you O.J./Nicole/Ron.com You thrilled me Through and through

1199

1200

Phony Phone Sex

Phone Sex Phony phone sex From the Internet Orgasms rated X She whispers in my ear All the sex she's got Phony phone sex I can't disconnect I think my wife suspects Although it don't cost zip And diddley squat

I feel like a dumb Stupid jerk I cheat when my wife Goes to work

A woman's breathin' Heavy on the line She's got the voice Of an angel And she sounds divine

She sighs and satisfies My jones So mellow she comes On the phone

1201

She talks dirty When she moans and groans She's gonna make me Leave my happy home

_____Top_____

To get off on high tech Safe sex I call cuter computer complex

Her fake love makin' seems Sincere So at midnight sharp I'm meetin' her here

Lights are low In this cheap motel Room As my phone girl Steps into the gloom

But I recognized Her sweet perfume It was my own hot wife With the big bazooms

_____Top_____

1202

Jewish Man

Oh may your cantors sing And make the temples ring So shall your rabbis’ cry A prayer up to the sky

Then will your prophets shout The torah right on out To bless the world with song Mankind can sing along

Jewish man Jewish man

Sittin’ pretty In New York City

Jewish man Jewish man

Made your money Off doo-wah ditty

I guess Jehovah Will understand If you follow The Ten Commands

Father Abraham 1203

On Mount Sinai Blessed desert sand In Israel land Where all y’all chosen People band

Jewish man Jewish man

Old school subway Downtown from Harlem A cappella audition day Secular Hebrew Charmin’ white Jew Said I’ll make A star of you

You said you’d record me And you did I sold a million You only paid me A grand

Jewish man Jewish man

I graduated 1204

From doo-wop school In fifty-eight Thought I was cool Dumb as a jackass Stubborn as a mule

Jewish man Jewish man

You escaped Hitler’s plan

Jewish man Jewish man

The master race Was inhuman

Now Jewish guys Ain’t all alike I just came to see you Ya said take a hike

I balled my fist Knocked on your door You smiled and cheated me All the more

I sold my talent 1205

Cheap for a song Today I’m wiser Old and poor

I thought that you were My biggest fan

Jewish man Jewish man

We shoulda made A united stand Hand in hand Against the Ku Klux Klan

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Kinky n’ da Stinky UFO of Love

1206

Kinky n’ da stinky UFO of love Kinky n’ da stinky UFO of love

When men from The red planet Mars Come crashing through the Stars With twenty inch penises To rape earth Venuses

Their eyes you can’t avoid As burnin’ asteroids One look you’ll be destroyed By love n’ lust enjoyed

Green men from the red Planet Mars Not Roswell specimen in Jars Hot sex starved men from Mars Ain’t had none Since we left In space cars

Quickie Mercury and moon Melt frigid women On Neptune 1207

Jump Jupiter’s bones And after burn Zoom butt rings around Saturn

Pluto poontang Blows my mind Girl Uranus looks so fine

I wanna take your Earth mate’s place One night To save the human race (3 times)

Earth women are so sweet All y’all taste good to eat Baby I will be discreet On my saucer when we meet

I don’t drink no human Blood I just make unearthly love I’m a sextraterrestrial Who likes to kiss n’ hug

Invade your inner space Sure as your planet’s turnin’ Blue 1208

I’ve come a Milky Way To make Martian love to You

Outer space angel Alien angel chile Sci-phi stranger from above

Outer space angel Alien angel chile In a UFO of love

Outer space angel Alien angel chile Creature being from above

Outer space angel Alien angel chile In a UFO of love 1209

Love Love

_____Top_____

Uranus is pink Astronomers think Uranus is pink With no gaseous stink Uranus is pink A big bang in sync Uranus is cold As the black hole

Uranus is red The planetarium said Uranus is brown When cosmic doo-doo Goes down Uranus is a golden hue Uranus is purple too Fuchsia n’ white Girl I wanna observe Uranus tonight

______Top______

Da Muthafucka’s Brutha

1210

I'm da muthafucka's brutha Before we take it any further Naked next to one another We're both baad ass bookends Roughneck tough ghetto twins

I'm da muthafucka's brutha Before we get under the covers And become hot sweaty lovers He's a gangsta I'm a stud He's a Crip and a Blood

We had the same mother The same father too Ain't nothin' he did I can't do better to you

He's known in the Hood For doin' it good No bigger no better He'll mack and forget ya

I'm a wiser mella fella I'm black as night And he's high yella You're fine as wine in a cellar I love sweeter and stronger Make the thrill last much longer

1211

I'm da muthafucka's brutha He's humps one way I hump another I'll make you see Black angels hover I'm a kiss and a hug He's a thief and a thug

I'm da muthafucka's brutha Not the fonky monkey's uncle Nor a kissin’ country cousin He's sex crazed and deranged I got ya love on my brain

I'm da muthafucka's brutha Not a S.O.B. c-sucka No bastard boy step god-child For ya We two peas in a pod Except I stay on the hard

I'm da muthafucka's brutha Not the daddy mack's mack daddy Not the fuckers great grandfatha I'm your one and only one He gang bangs with a gun

I'm the muthafucka's brutha You my sista-in-law soul lover He's a pusher and a shover We split the same nickname I'm Puddin' and they call him Tain

1212

I'm the muthafucka's brutha I'd be a friend if you would rather Or stay away if I'm a bother He's my family and close kin I can't kill or turn him in

I'm the muthafucka's brutha Whenever dark gray rain clouds gather I'll be the sunshine you discover 'Cause you a po’liceman’s daughter And he's against law and order

1213

We're both baad ass bookends Roughneck tough ghetto twins He's a gangsta I'm a stud He's a Crip and a Blood I'm a kiss and a hug He's a thief and a thug We like two peas in a pod Except I stay on the hard I'm your one and only one He gang bangs with a gun I Love sweeter and stronger Make the thrill last much longer We split a nickname I'm Puddin' and they call him Tain He's my family and close kin I can't kill or turn him in He's sex crazed and deranged I got ya love on my brain You a po’liceman’s daughter And he's against law and order

I Can’t Get You Out of My System 1214

I can’t get you Out of my system My very system Depends on you

Baby I can’t get you Out of my system Whenever you see him I hurt through and through

I forgive your affair The sexy clothes you wear To rendezvous with Somebody new

You’re the only one Who outshines the sun I’m heartache city For you

I can’t get you Out of my system Since you dismissed Them All systems won’t go

Baby I can’t get you Out of my system Another victim Of I love you so

1215

I’ve been rich And I’ve been poor Happy sad and blue

I’ll be honest Systematic Faithful brave and True

My whole world revolves Around you As the planets do

Solar systems Spaceship pistons Floating out of view

______Top______

1216

Show Business

You ain’t got no business in show business It ain’t none of your business None of your business

Now I’m sick and I’m tired Of none of your business None of your business

They said don’t put that guitar plug in the wall Paul And Ringo don’t you sit behind that Drum set at all

You ain’t got no business (No no business) In show business (Show business) No business in show business It ain’t none of your business None of your business

Today anybody thinks That they can be a mega supa dupa star But ain’t nobody since Elvis Presley Ever got that big and far

You ain’t got no business (No no business) In show business (Show business) 1217

No business in show business It ain’t none of your business None of your business None of your business None of your business

So keep on punchin’ the clock And go back to work Bob Stop dreamin’ about Hollywood star struck On your menial day job

You ain’t got no business (No no business) In show business (Show business) No business in show business It’s none of your business None of your business None of your business man

Well I got fired but rehired Mindin’ my own business It’s my business I’m overjoyed and self-employed It’s a pleasure Doin’ my small business

I’m the leader of a one-man rock and roll band At night I play and sing this song And all the people sing along . . .

______Chorus______1218

Nebraska Masque

1219

Nebraska Masque

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

1. I’ve Been Buffaloed Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 PAu 496-208’83 1220 2. Wild Bill Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 PAu 496-208’83 1222 3. Nebraska Masquerade Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 PAu 496-208’83 1228 4. Bob Gibson Got Over Like a Champ Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 PAu 496-208’83 1230 5. Piano Mama Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 PAu 496-208’83 1232 6. Harvest Dance Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 PAu 496-208’83 1234 7. White Deer Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 PAu 496-208’83 1235 8. I’m a Traveling Salesman Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 PAu 496-208’83 1237 9. Nebraska Nukes Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 PAu 496-208’83 1239 10. Boy’s Town Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 PAu 496-208’83 1241 11. The Scarecrow of Happy Heartland Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 PAu 496-208’83 1244

1220

I’ve Been Buffaloed

I’ve been baffaloed Since I was knee high To the bull

I’ve been buffaloed Because I had no push And pull

I’ve been buffaloed Out where the deer And antelope play

I’ve been buffaloed Locking my horns with Life this way

I’ve been buffaloed Baby I’m just a turd in The herd

I’ve been buffaloed Honey Heard a discouraging Word

1221

I’ve been buffaloed Sugar Ain’t worth a nickel They think

I’ve been buffaloed Darlin’ They said that I Was extinct

I’ve been buffaloed On an endangered Species list

I’ve been buffaloed Because they shot At me and missed

I’ve been buffaloed Out of my old home On the range

Makin’ meadow muffins With reservations on The plains

Wild Bill (True Long Version) 1222

They say Wild Bill Shoots to kill Ask the men he shot And buried on Boot Hill

I’m singin’ Wild Bill He’s so bad He made a many widow Woman When he got mad

Ev’rybody’s rushin’ To the Rock Creek Ranch He started out his legend At the Rock Creek Ranch There’s a lion on the loose At the Rock Creek Ranch Killed one with a hoe Shot the other in the branch

Wild Bill He’s so rank Sure as Jesse James Would rob a bank with Frank

Psychotic Wild Bill He’s so cold He could make the Biggest bloody bullet hole

He knew that McCanles Would fly off the handle 1223

So he laid in the cut As a ploy Then he shot him dead center Made him cough up his dinner And die beside his Scared little boy

He shot an unarmed rebel Like Cain against Abel He fired the first Round of the war Then he told a great lie Of how nine men died By his hand as they Came through the door

Hollerin’ and hootin’ and Cuttin’ and shootin’ And cussin’ and fightin’ and Kickin’ and bitin’ and Slashin’ and bashin’ and Breakin’ and mashin’ and Punchin’ and pullin’ and Grabbin’ and stabbin’

Wild Bill Union spy He was a Yankee 1224

Abolitionist That’s why Homicidal Wild Bill He’s so mean He made morticians Rich When he came on The scene

He wore guns With hair triggers Called black folks Niggers Whenever they got in His way

He begged no man’s Pardon Chased John Wesley Hardin Out of Abilene Kansas They say

He was a courageous Marshall And always partial To sawed off shotgun Play

He had a redheaded Mistress 1225

Who baked good Biscuits And made him a batch Ev’ryday

Whores and pimps and Gunmen and gamblers And cowboys and Indians And soldiers and miners And outlaws and scouts And pioneers and Calam And Custer and Buffalo Bill Cody

Wild Bill Star of stage A New York actor ‘Til he flew into a Rage

Bifocaled Wild Bill Left his wife in Cheyenne Then he headed for The Black Hills With a plan

Assassinated Wild Bill Was back shot dead When a coward fired 1226

Into his curly head

Historic Wild Bill Became a national Shrine A ghost of Deadwood S.D. For all time

I’m singin’ Wild Bill I’m talkin’ Wild Bill I’m singin’ ‘bout Wild Bill I’m takin’ ‘bout Wild Bill

In all the Wild West 1227

No hombre ever lived Who could shoot Straighter Walk taller Love stronger Last longer Fight meaner Talk tougher Ride rougher Drink harder Look better Think smarter Than James Butler `Wild Bill´ Hickok

Nebraska Masquerade

I love the 37th state 1228

I can’t wait to change My license plate I gotta keep a date With fate Nebraska Masquerade

Costumes all over the Place A little mask on everyone’s Face You wear it in a State of grace Nebraska Masquerade

Masquerade in the Morning The afternoon and Evening I look in the mirror And I see A good-looking stranger Like the Lone Ranger Smiling back at me

I’m in an Emotional state A party for the people 1229

Is great Let’s have a ball And celebrate Nebraska Masquerade (Everyday of your life)

Square dancing out On the plains You’ll be Calamity Jane And I’m dressed to kill Decked out as Buffalo Bill

Bob Gibson Got Over Like a Champ

1230

Bob Gibson got over like a champ He threw it right past ‘em He was really on the ball His stuff was too fast for ‘em He could bring it all day So Saint Louis people say

That so and so from Nebraska I heard a hater holler But for the most The fans were great To the pride of the Cornhusker state He made the ump Shout strike three Lord have mercy

The ball would slide Smoke and fade away

But sure as Malcolm died Bullet Bob struck a blow He smite the mighty enemy He struck out Jimmy Crow

Bob Gibson got over like a champ 1231

He knows how to win the game He owns a restaurant in Omaha He’s in the Hall of Fame Everybody in the sport’s world Recognizes his famous name

The ball would slide Smoke and fade away

Piano Mama

1232

Piano mama Plays a Yamaha Out in Omaha Nebraska

She’s got starry-eyed Dreams of Hollywood Out in Omaha Nebraska

She wants to start An all girl band She just broke up With her ol’ man God bless the day I read her plan In the paper

I called her on the Phone She was all alone Out in Omaha Nebraska

I love a superstar In a piano bar Out in Omaha Nebraska

Piano mama Play my song 1233

Piano mama All nightlong

Piano mama We belong together

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Harvest Dance

1234

Well I met you at the Harvest Dance We both were looking For romance

Then I kissed you On the harvest hay ride As stars danced in your eyes Now I’m feeling like A harvest fool Your love kicks like A mule

Harvest Dance Comes but once a year My dear Harvest Dance I long to hold you near

Just like fall I fell in love With you In the hay you made My dreams come true

Well I gathered you Like winter wheat In my arms I sowed and reaped

Summer kisses Ripe and sweet 1235

From seeds of love We planted deep

Suffice it to say We raised a family And live together Happily

Harvest Dance Harvest Dance Harvest Dance Harvest Dance

White Deer

1236

White Deer You are so beautiful When you are near I feel so wonderful You sell souvenirs You’re quite a panacea

I wish you were mine Little Indian Fine little Indian girl

White Deer Buck-naked down the path I feel so queer Watching you take a bath Platte River’s clear And I’m just a voyeur for ya

I wish you were mine Little Indian Fine little Indian girl

Now I can’t remember When I’ve seen such loveliness 1237

On a prettier prairie woman Completely undressed Well I waded in the river But I could not swim Then you put into a big canoe With fur trapper Jim Upon flowing water The big chief’s daughter disappeared From here

Fertile bottom White Deer You ruined my short vacation I’ll wait all year Out on the reservation My only fear My wife and kids Are at the ranger station

I wish you were mine Little Indian Fine little Indian girl

Give me a sign Little Indian Fine little Indian girl

Don’t make me pine Little Indian Fine little Indian girl I’m a Traveling Salesman

1238

I’m just a peddler Vagabond hustler I’m just a peddler of Love - - -

A wandering merchant Who Just wants the chance To do Business and pleasure With you

I’m a traveling salesman I’m a traveling salesman My sample case is Full of charm

I’m a traveling salesman I’m a traveling salesman I’m hot potatoes On the farm

I’m a traveling salesman You’re the farmer’s daughter Just like taking A lamb to slaughter I’m gonna steal Your heart away

I’m a broken down has been Half past forty 1239

Running out of time Dressed slick and sporty Sweet-talking women On the road

You won’t find my love In a catalog Forget the Farmer’s Almanac I go from door to door

I’ve got a great sales pitch And super duper salesmanship There’s just one little Hitch Whenever I get the itch

I’m a traveling salesman I’m a traveling salesman Your cool cucumber In the barn I’m a traveling salesman I’m a traveling salesman The haystack Needles in my arm

Nebraska Nukes

1240

S. A. C. near Omaha Not 5th Ave. S.A.C. near Omaha Aiming straight and true

As sure as S.A.C. is Based near Omaha And Johnny Carson is A star

As sure as Saks Is on 5th Ave. I’d love to do Sack time with you

As sure as saxophones In orchestras I’d like to see An end to war

As sure as we sell Sacks of winter wheat And Russians eat We can’t be beat

No Nebraska Nukes Don’t put up your dukes Strategic Air Command Proud eagle guard The land Business is booming At the S.A.C. Base 1241

The one place Haste makes waste

I’d hate to have those Guys in my face On my case Over air space

So when they ask About Nebraska It’s cold as Alaska The freeze is on To keep us from harm And God bless the farm

Boy’s Town

1242

Boy’s Town Treading on hallowed ground Boy’s Town The late Father Flanagan found Boy’s Town Lights out she’d come around That’s where I fell in love

Oh well she’s happy as A sissy in Boy’s Town Rolling in the new Mown hay Singing like a lark In the meadow Picking golden rods All day A local yokel’s daughter Like a tomboy Loves to play

She plays the field She’s not for real The guys all know They call her Mighty Mo

Boy’s Town 1243

In Nebraska Treading on hallowed Ground When I ask her

Boy’s Town On the prairie The late Father Flanagan found Picking berries

Boy’s Town When I’m sleeping Lights out she’d Come around

That’s where I fell In love

They put her in a girl school For nymphomaniacs I fought a lot of fellows Who laughed behind my back One day I got a letter The others got the same It said she’d adopt All of us And shack up on the plains

Oh well she’s happy 1244

As a sissy in Boy’s Town Underneath the Cottonwood tree

I lost my heart in Heartland She was shuckin’ and Jivin’ me Of all the orphans In Nebraska Why’d I fall so Foolishly

My love was green As northern beans Her love was sweet As a sugar beet

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The Scarecrow of Happy Heartland

1245

When handsome guys With eagle eyes Watch you like a hawk You bet the farm I’ll let no harm Hurt you with love Bird talk

From meadow larks Who play the field I’ll protect your heart Our love is in full flower now That’s why I play this part

I do my thinkin’ in Lincoln But I do my drinkin’ In Omaha

Sweet little yahoo From Wahoo So crazy about you I’m grabbing at straw

The scarecrow in Heartland is human At your apartment Rolling in hay

I’ll kiss away all 1246

Your troubles And chase your blues Away

I’ll make your problems Fly As wild geese in The sky

I’ll keep standing Cool And watch for Flocks of fools

You broke my heart In Nebraska God’s greener pasture Stop a farm girl And ask her

You left me stranded Zap and I landed The scarecrow of Happy heartland

1247

WASHINGTON/ BALTIMORE

1248

Washington/Baltimore

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

1. Acappella Gang Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1248 2. Smitty Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau 1-494-693 ’93 1251 3. LA Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1256 4. Starvin’ Marvin Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1258 5. Vote for the Man With the Fu Manchu Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1263 6. Mr. President Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1266 7. Good Old Baltimore Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1268 8. Baltimore Body Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1270 9. Lord Baltimore Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1273 10. When the Widow Calls Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1275 11. Cold Steel Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1277 12. I Had a Ball in Baltimore Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1280 13. Tilghman Island Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1282 14. Soft Ware Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1284 15. When Juanita Booker Sings Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1287

1249

A cappella Gang

The lead singer is the Star The backup guys Won’t go too far

From the slums And black ghettos Five talented Negroes

Best bass and falsettos In the U.S.A. We had perfect five Part harmony Parading serenading On the Great White Way Yesterday

We were young unsung Heroes On old B-Way

Ain’t got no tapes Or CD’s You can play Late 1950’s was when I last sang In my a cappella gang

1250

We hit New York City In a Cadillac The big producer Had a Long-term contract

Until the Lead singers High voice cracked The audition bombed And we hitch hiked Back

Success may never come Again Fame is power When you win

Doo-wop kisses From teen angels lips Pretty girls joined Us at the hip

We broke up And went on our Separate ways But I remember us On gray rainy days

1251

In the closet five red Tuxedos hang For my A cappella Handsome mella fella Teen-age Technicolor JoJo Ben Terry Me and Daddy Lang My old a cappella gang

1252

Smitty

Smitty was a chef I knew While he was makin’ Hospital stew

I was sneakin’ in The morgue Rehearsin’ doo-wop For the boys and Girls

Doctors nurses Patients too Love to sample Smitty’s stew

Pretty Marva was Her name A bitchin’ dietician Queen

She liked a kitchen Helper Ike Me and him got in A fight

1253

And since I was His kitchen boss I fired Ike But Marva’s love I lost

Smitty was a hip Cool cat And we began to chew The fat He introduced me To Miles Davis I played “All Blues” To death And savored it I sampled all the Jazz he had In his bachelor Pad

Smitty Smitty Best friend of mine

Smitty Smitty You’re too kind

Smitty Smitty I’ll never find 1254

I’ll never find a Pal like you A better drinkin’ Buddy who

I can tell my troubles To When I’m feelin’ sad And blue

Because I don’t know What I’d do Without you there To see me through

He said I should try Marva again And remove the “I like Ike” Button pinned To her drawers And then he said Be a sailor with Her in a motel bed

1255

Now me and Marva And the Kitchen Kings Harmonize dance And sing Three shows a night At Smitty’s joint He gave me pointers And I thought I Got the point

At Smitty’s night Club We could hit the Heights At Smitty’s restaurant Soul stew delights At Smitty’s bar I got an appetite For drinkin’ gin All night

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We had a room A bath And kitchenette Plus a baby in a Bassinet

1256

The baby never lets Me forget When he’s hungry Irritable and Soakin’ wet

One day while I was Drinkin’ In self-pity As the baby Breast-fed Marva’s Bosom

She was smilin’ And all at once It hit me That the baby Looked just like Smitty

He pulled my Coat To love and life He wrecked my home And then he pulled My wife

So I got drunk and Stabbed him to death With a kitchen Butcher knife _____Chorus_____ 1257

You sold black beauty In a jar La Sisters would come From near and far La

For hair styles And proper skin tone They thought they had A good hair wig on

Black beauty queen That’s what you are La You made ‘em look like Movie stars La

Beautifying was your Business in D.C.

Madame Grace La Savage You made ‘em see a mirage When they looked in Your mirror They’d jump up and Cheer ya

Singing

Oh La La La La La Oh La La La La La La 1258

Oh La La La La La La La La La La

Now your shop is up In heaven Where you straighten Angels’ hair You died and left Your secret formula

I’ll sell black beauty In gold boxes And create fine Super foxes

For soulful sepia Natural curl girls All around this nappy Head world

For pretty young Colored complexion Look in the goo Glop gook gunk Section

Let La shoot you Through Her greaseless Glamor gun

Starvin’ Marvin

1259

I called him Starvin' Marvin Starvin' Marvin Gaye

I called him Starvin' Marvin He had the music munchies Night and day

I called him Starvin' Marvin Back in Washington D.C.

He had a hunger pang Ev'ry time he sang And I’m greedy D.C. Bobby Lee

Well my bass singin' Buddy Named Chester Called me on the telephone

He said I think you need to Haul ass over here Bobby My man's got a gourmet Jones

1260

He said I know You've got an appetite And rhythm and blues Is your meat

You'll have a church Picnic At my rehearsal Bobby We're gonna have a Doo-wop feast

He swallowed Rock and Roll Starvin' Marvin

His favorite dish was Soul Starvin' Marvin

Pop stuck in his craw Starvin' Marvin

He ate Top 40 raw Starvin' Marvin

He gobbled cool Jazz jams Starvin' Marvin

1261

Gospel birds And hams Starvin' Marvin

He kept the women Switchin' Starvin' Marvin

Home cookin' In the kitchen Starvin' Marvin

His stomach growled On key To eat and run like me Breakfast at Bo Diddley's

Yeah I met Starvin' Marvin Third world famine in His voice

I remember Starvin' Marvin He ate up tempo love songs Like a horse

1262

Backstage Starvin' Marvin Played me a Chitlin' Circuit Symphony

He wolfed down Second helpin' tenors For brunch lunch and Dinner He made Motown Mouth watering to me

Starvin' Marvin Marvin's starvin' Starvin' Marvin Marvin Gaye

Starvin' Marvin Marvin's starvin' At God's angel Choir buffet

Starvin' Marvin Marvin's starvin' Dinin' in Some heaven's cafe

1263

Starvin' Marvin Marvin's starvin' For peace In this World today

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1264

Vote for the Man with the Fu Manchu

Vote for the man With the Fu Manchu Say I am somebody and

Vote for the man With the Fu Manchu Push his coalition now

Vote for the man With the Fu Manchu Defeat Reagan Bush y’all

Vote for the man with The Fu Manchu Umm umm

By Lincoln’s beard That’s the thing to do Umm umm

Vote for the man If you’re black or white Give him a hand Help him win this fight Shave off Uncle Tom’s Whiskers whatever you Do

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Vote for the man with The Fu Manchu The man loves Jesus And Jesus is a Jew

Back came a cry From the chosen few Remember Hitler had a Mustache too

Ev’ryone vote for Jackson Come on now He’s our man of action Just like Joe Louis He’s our favorite son

I want a registered Reaction Add the votes and don’t Subtract ‘em Louis Farrakhan is Watching you

Vote for the man with The Fu Manchu Umm umm

The rainbow reverend Is the one for you Umm umm

1266

Vote for the dream Of Martin Luther King And all concerned Americans By his gray goatee Uncle Sam wants you to

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1267

Mr. President

Mr. President Mr. President

Mr. President Call Jesus Kneel and pray

Dial heaven 24-7 Night or day

You don’t need no operator To get the Son of the Great Creator He’ll make your troubles disappear Oh yeah

Contact the Holy Ghost Collect from coast to coast He can help us win He cares the most

Mr. President Mr. President

Don’t ever tell a lie You know a lie’s a sin Keep all of God’s commandments 1268

If you want to get into heaven My friend

When problems have you shook Just open the Good Book And if you took one look You’d get off of the hook And win again

Mr. President Ring Jesus Up above

He’s the answer For America Christian love

Don’t push a button uptight Exploding Star Wars might Wait for the White House Phone’s red light Don’t fight

Talk to the Prince of Peace Hate in the world will cease Turn on your TV satellite Tonight

Mr. President Mr. President

1269

Good Old Baltimore

In a row house out there Waiting Is the lover meant for me I could search from street To street And door to door

Well some say it’s all the Same here But that sameness disappears When you see love in the Faces of the people - - -

Good old Baltimore My harbor home Clean white marble Steps Made to rival Rome

That’s where eastern Charm Can take you by the arm And lead you right into Mellow Maryland so grand

Good old Baltimore Lord I adore To grab a taxicab Ice cold beer and crab

1270

Go out and see the Birds Make one more stab As Poe the poet said It’s nevermore In good old Baltimore

Beautiful seaport city Love or leave it town Heart and soul I’m captured By it all

This is my destination I’m caught up in the theme That ev’rybody here Can have a dream A dream

Good old Baltimore I’ll go to church Work a steady job Raise a family

Stay healthy young and Play Life’s great lottery As Poe the poet said It’s nevermore In good old Baltimore Good old Baltimore

1271

Baltimore Body

Baltimore body I don’t know your face But I’d know your body Any old place I followed you to Your job on a hunch When you were out Buying A soft drink for lunch

I’m as weird As my beard And I’m sly As a spy

Baltimore body Downtown turn around Baltimore body Are you a smile or a Frown Baltimore body Can’t get you out of my Mind

Stacked as the harbor In summer sunshine Like all men in Maryland I wish you were mine

1272

Slow walkin’ woman Sexy and proud With me right behind You Caught in the crowd

Love is rare At first sight I’m in luck Long green light

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I am just a tourist And you’re a native Girl You’re gonna make me Move to Baltimore The most beautiful City In the whole wide world

Inside your building Big business hums We stand in the lobby And the elevator comes Up to the fourth floor Without a word Now you’re suspicious And I feel absurd

1273

This is not just A quirk Now I know where You work

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1274

Lord Baltimore

Lord Baltimore Crab cakes Lord Baltimore Eubie Blake

Lord Baltimore Babe Ruth Lord Baltimore Peabody youth

Lord Baltimore Morgan’s choir Lord Baltimore My mother’s fire

Lord Baltimore Harbor Place Lord Baltimore N.A.A.C.P. base

The town steeped in Tradition Where Billie Holiday Was born

Named for a sissy English gentleman A friend of George Washington

1275

Where pure white steps Are beautiful I took a business trip Back when I looked out from the Harbor And I saw my ship Come in

Lord Baltimore I’m gonna go Lord Baltimore Edgar Allan Poe

Lord Baltimore The bird’s fly high Lord Baltimore The Colts left Sly

Lord Baltimore John Hopkin’s Lord Baltimore Cab Calloway’s grin

Lord Baltimore Sonny Till Lord Baltimore My father’s will

1276

When the Widow Calls

When the widow calls Anytime at all Summer winter spring I’m remembering Why I took this fall

She likes the way I sing And so we had a fling She said her husband’s Dead Murdered in this bed That’s how I got arrested

When the widow calls We gonna have a ball We’re gonna celebrate When the widow calls

It’s been three long years I’ve been locked in here Anticipating money She promised me a share

Yeah we had a deal We made a solid date She said she had to Wait To settle the estate

1277

Soon as she gets to me I’m gonna get to you Or am I just a fool With the black widow Blues

When the widow calls We gonna hire a hall I’m gonna jump and Shout When they let me out I wonder why she Stalls

When I hear her voice I’m gonna stone rejoice She’s my alibi She wouldn’t let me die Behind state prison walls

1278

Cold Steel

My woman’s got a heart Ice cold steel I’ll never break her will Ice cold steel She’s got me workin’ on the Line Ice cold steel She keeps me humpin’ over Time Ice cold steel

Cold steel I’ve seen it pressurized Cold steel Pounded and pulverized Cold steel Until it’s strong As the look in her eyes

Cold steel I’ve seen hot sparks It makes Cold steel The water to cool it Takes Cold steel And just like my baby Steel never breaks

1279

My woman makes love Ice cold steel She won’t melt down until Ice cold steel Builds us a better home Ice cold steel From the money workin’ On Ice cold steel

I take an early mornin’ Journey About eight miles from Glen Burnie In the woods of Maryland

I been workin’ here so long Trying to make it Right from wrong But the bills keep piling On

Cold steel I’ve seen how to handle Her love Cold steel I’ll put on a pair of Gloves Cold steel She’s tempered and tough As the job I speak of

1280

Cold steel I’ll show her real manpower Cold steel I’ll buy her candy and flowers Cold steel I’ll soften her heart With hard cash By the hour

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1281

I Had a Ball in Baltimore

I had a ball in Baltimore A band was playing on the Shore Sipping champagne on a Yacht That ocean crabmeat Hit the spot A rented beach house With a good view They had a barbeque

Skinny-dipping in the sea I noticed you were Watching me At first I tried to Cover up But it was much too late For such

In a Jacuzzi You got next to me We left the steam room Soaking wet

1282

Moonlight madness in Maryland Made us act this way Dancing romancing Like lovers Ballin’ ‘til the break Of day

I had a ball in Baltimore The limo drove me to your Door We had a perfect first Late date And greater Baltimore Was great I crashed a party With Joe and Marty I had a ball in Baltimore

I had a ball I had a ball in Baltimore I had it all I had a ball in Baltimore

They hired a hall I had a ball in Baltimore I’m tellin’ y’all I had a ball in Baltimore I crashed a party With Joe and Marty And had a ball in Baltimore 1283

Tilghman Island

I cast my net off Tilghman Island In the state of Maryland

Fishing empty beds of oysters The skip jack’s loud and Boisterous At pollution In the Chesapeake Bay

I set sail from Tilghman Island And leave a mermaid smiling But your heart is harder Than an oyster shell

Once I dredged oysters By the bushel I got good tonnage for the Harvest Your love was my precious Cultured pearl

I’m just a waterman That’s all I’ve ever been When the skies were beautiful All day

1284

Now all you really truly Want Is in a seafood restaurant Oyster bar in Baltimore

Eating oyster aphrodisiacs Alive and raw behind my back With a captain of industry You’re consorting with The enemy

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Cloisters of oysters Tilghman Island Tilghman Island

1285

Soft Ware

Soft ware I sell women underwear Soft ware I sold a pretty girl a pair Soft ware She told me that her bottom Was bare I work hard all day In ladies lingerie

Sellin’ soft ware Her stockings had a run And a tear Soft ware I showed her nylons oh So sheer Soft ware She was shopping for a Love affair I work hard all day In ladies lingerie

Well I met her at a mall In Maryland She’s a feminine Fine young fox

1286

She was pickin’ out sexy Unmentionables And I put ‘em in a real nice Box

Then she took off her clothes In private And whispered I don’t Give a hoot She said keep all these Frills and fancies How’d you like to see my Birthday suit (She looked so cute)

Soft ware She wasn’t wearin’ nothin’ But air Soft ware And I could see through Ev’rywhere Soft ware I’m gonna do more than Stare I work hard all day In ladies lingerie

1287

Sellin’ soft ware Scanty panties Soft ware Naughty nighties Soft ware Gaudy garters Soft ware Bustin’ bustiers Soft ware Ready Teddy’s

1288

When Juanita Booker Sings

When Juanita Booker sings For presidents kings And queens Oh the happiness She brings To the people

When Juanita Booker Smiles She drives ev’rybody Wild She looks like an Angel chile To the people

You know the woman Who sounds like a man She sang on TV In Washington D.C.

She sung alto solo So low I say On President Reagan’s Inauguration Day Lord she was singin’ Singin’ Singin’

1289

When Juanita Booker sings The rafters are gonna ring When Juanita Booker Shouts She knocks ev’rybody Out

She sang the National Anthem For Ronnie and Nancy From sea to shinin’ Sea Amen And nothin’ fancy

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1290

I INHERITED HARLEM

1291 I Inherited Harlem

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

1. I Inherited Harlem Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1291

2. Apollo People Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’85 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1294

3. Welfare Woman Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1296

4. Be My Guest Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’85 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1299

5. Sugar Plantation Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1302

6. I Got Over Like a Fat Rat in Harlem Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1304

7. Don’t Eat Cheese in a Room Full of Rats Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1307

8. The Pink Angel Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1310

9. Johnnie on the Spot Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1313

10. Swingin’ in the Jungle Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1315

1292

I Inherited Harlem

Yes baby I inherited Harlem From river to river This ghetto is home sweet Home

Yes baby I inherited Harlem All the pleasures and Problems Dilapidated brownstone

Yes baby I inherited Harlem Ask what’chamacall ’em Downtown at the bank

Yes baby I inherited Harlem So when roaches come Crawlin’ You know who to thank

An addict died He left a will I own one hundred And anything to Sugar Hill

1293

The streets are full Of joy and pain This welfare states A black disgrace New York’s a rat infested Place

Yes baby I inherited Harlem Heaven blessed me with A bargain In the basement of life

Yes baby I inherited Harlem From gospel church choirs And wino liquor stores

When jazz was live In joints and dives Rich people came uptown To dance and dine

Create romance and Renaissance I’ll sing about my race For platinum and gold

1294

Yes baby I inherited Harlem I hit the number in a Barroom With soul brothers and Sisters

Yes baby I inherited Harlem In it’s present decorum I’m the king of the slum

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1295

Apollo People

Black Manhattan Roaches rats and I ain’t got no Satin Doll

Life ain’t pretty It’s a pity In New York City Hall

I’m in exile From your sweet smile Three thousand miles

Sugar Hill wasn’t the Real deal Now I’m sugarless

Welfare junkies Narcotic monkeys In a sad funky zoo

Urban decay Blight and ruin I’ll make a way Out of no way For you

You are my reason Give me a chance End these bitter blues 1296

I’m gonna sing ‘em I’m gonna shout ‘em Win or lose

I know what’s up Uptown in Harlem Baby I know what’s going down In the slum

This ghetto game Makes me nervous It can drive a poor black man Insane

One day the sun Will shine through Woman And all my dreams Will come true

When they bring back Apollo people Ring gospel bells In the steeple I’ll strive and survive To keep love alive And that’s no jive

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1297

Welfare Woman

Have a little baby and it’s black And blue Welfare woman Have a little baby and it’s black And blue Welfare woman

Your abortion’s overdue Here’s a diaphragm for you Girl you need an IUD Get a hysterectomy

Welfare woman Can I be your husband Welfare woman Your spouse around the House

Welfare woman up in Harlem Trying to get your rent On time You sho’ act funny When you see real money ‘Cause you’re so use to Food stamps

1298

Well would you begrudge Me baby If I don’t use protection Welfare woman Live by hook or crook Welfare woman You got what you took

Welfare woman Will cheat on you She’ll cheat Uncle Sam And Charlie too Have a little baby and it’s black And blue Welfare woman Have a little baby and it’s black And blue Welfare woman

Poison birth controlling Pills Contraceptives you can Feel You can’t feed the kids You got Why’d you let him knock You up

1299

Welfare woman I’m your social worker Welfare woman They call me Medi-cal

Welfare woman up in Harlem Standing in the welfare Line It may sound crazy But they think you’re Lazy ‘Cause you ain’t workin’ Nowhere

Welfare woman Don’tcha be no slob Welfare woman Get yourself a job Put your children in a Day-care place Go create yourself a Better space Then tell that welfare Man Get out your face Welfare woman Then tell that Welfare man Get out your face Welfare woman 1300

Be My Guest

Be my guest In the ghetto Where I live Be my guest I’ve got so much love to give

Be my guest Scarlet doo-rag on my head Be my guest Share my welfare And my bed Be my guest

If you want somebody To love you Be my guest

I’ve got a furnished room In Harlem My slum love nest

There’s a street gang Out on the corner Of my address

1301

Do you want somebody To love you Do you want somebody To love Do you need somebody To kiss you Do you need somebody To hug Do you crave somebody To hold you Do you crave somebody To hold girl

Be my guest Welcome to my neighborhood Be my guest If you believe in brotherhood

Be my guest Just bring love and charity Be my guest In the black community Be my guest

If you’re lonely Just like I am You’re the one I’m a big ol’ burly bear We’ll have fun

1302

If you don’t mind Rats and roaches Climb the stairs

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Be my guest Meet my people Unemployed Be my guest Mr. Mugger’s overjoyed

Be my guest Drugs and junkies Ev’rywhere Be my guest If you want someone To care Be my guest

1303

Sugar Plantation

Sweet sugar Mill on Sugar Hill Sweet sugar You’re my sugar pill Sweet sugar Piles to pour and spill Sweet sugar Sacks of love to fill

You are a sugar plantation Baby A lifetime supply My ration A sugar boat load in the Bay You’re sugar land to me

Sweet sugarcane growing Ripe in Cuba Haiti Jamaica Hawaii My raw sugar factory

The place is hummin’ Sweet bango’s strummin’ It’s harvest time of year

1304

My sweet toothaches Sweetness you make Romantic ants appear

You give me tons of sugar A day In kisses from your lips

I’m a sugar bugger bear I lick your sugar Ev’rywhere I’d slave for your sugar I swear

Yes you are a sugar Plantation lady There’s no other explanation Your love grew into

A sugar plantation Whenever I kiss you How sweet of you To let me Spend sweetheart time With you

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1305

I Got Over Like a Fat Rat in Harlem

I got over like a fat rat In Harlem Scratchin’ and crawlin’

I got over like a fat rat In the ghetto From entrapments My brother’s fall in

So many slick ways To skin a pussy cat Don’t buy wolf tickets From no alley cat A junkies just a Black laboratory rat A park bench was my home

I got over like a fat rat On welfare Standing in a cheese line

I got over like a Mighty Mouse cartoon On the female head of The household

1306

I took life’s garbage People talkin’ trash Refuse and rubbish Exterminator man

It’s a poor jive ratfink Got one hole honey I beat three blind white Mice For narcotics money The big cheese in this Town

I got over like a fat rat In a ski mask When I mugged the drug Pied piper

I got over like a fat rat With a toy pistol My conditions were Inhumane

For you my lady I came fightin’ off the Corner I squeaked right by ‘em

1307

Overweight past forty Quiet as a church mouse In a cheese warehouse I saved my tail from Jail

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1308

Don’t Eat Cheese in a Room Full of Rats

Don’t eat cheese In a room full of rats Baby please Don’t eat cheese

Don’t eat cheese In a room full of rats They’ve got fleas Don’t eat cheese

Don’t eat cheese In a room full of rats And disease Don’t eat cheese

Don’t eat cheese In a room full of rats With rabies my love Eat anything but Don’t eat cheese

I called the hungry hotline They said the government Was giving free American Cheese And it would not cost a cent For a five pound box of Sodium And high cholesterol 1309

I stood in line With my high blood Pressure Now I’m scared to go Back home

A mean Mickey Mouse Is in my house I paid the pet shop for A kitten But when my mice came Out to play She ran less she be bitten

They breed down by the river Across the railroad tracks They feed here in the ghetto Late at night in roving packs

Ain’t no trap can catch ‘em No poison pellet can No exterminator Or Pied Piper If cheese is in your hand

Don’t eat cheese In a room full of rats On your knees Don’t eat cheese

1310

Don’t eat cheese In a room full of rats And no phone Don’t eat cheese

Don’t eat cheese In a room full of rats With no lights Don’t eat cheese

Don’t eat cheese In a room full of rats All alone and stoned Eat anything but Don’t eat cheese

You can gnaw on a bone Lick an ice cream cone Corn on the cob Be a junk food slob Chew and drop crumbs But don’t dare be that dumb

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1311

The Pink Angel

Think Pink (8 Times)

Well I know of a joint Called the Pink Angel Where dangerous people Hang out

So if you wanna go To the Pink Angel The people jump and shout

Well it’s rough and tough In the Pink Angel Somebody just got shot

They make noise all night At the Pink Angel And someone just started a Fight

Well they hoot and holla Uptown in Harlem Hoot and holla High on heroin

They get hot and bothered And grab you in the collar Here on Sugar Hill

1312

Yeah they hoot and holla Gentlemen and scholar Play a dollar At the numbers parlor Talk trash about your mama They walla in the squalor In my neighborhood

At the Pink Angel After hours cafe Drinkin’ pink champagne 1955

Whiskey still in the basement The whole place reeked of reefer

At the Pink Angel Red devil scored Pink angel dust Turned shocking pink DOA when he died

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If you call Cops won’t come To the Pink Angel The old woman in the window Knows

1313

In this same pink building Duke Ellington and Billie Holiday played

Well a male and female Homosexual Fell in love with each other They say

And the door prize Was a pink Cadillac And whoever you want Bumped off right away

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1314

Johnnie on the Spot

She’s Johnnie on the spot With an ambulance of romance Delivered on the dot Just in time to save my life

Though I love you a lot You’re way out west in L. A. So when I need a shot Of love emergency

I call on Johnnie She’s on the spot Resuscitation Sweet mouth to mouth

I call on Johnnie You broke my heart She’s paramedic While we’re apart

She’s a sexy siren Who makes house calls She rushes me to the hospital Red lights flashing in the night Her respirator revives me right

1315

You almost had me in a hearse When I get lovesick She’s my nurse While you’re 3,000 miles Away For service night or day

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1316

Swingin’ in the Jungle

In my heart I’m at home Swingin’ in the jungle Up in Harlem it’s cool Swingin’ in the jungle I’m so high I could fly Hello hon get your gun Gonna run have big fun Swingin’ in the jungle

I can walk like a cat Swingin’ in the jungle I can stalk where it’s at Swingin’ in the jungle I got claws I got jaws And the hunger in me gnaws For the wild sights that I Saw Swingin’ in the jungle Swingin’ in the jungle

Swingin’ in the jungle I would rather go to Harlem Than to heaven

1317

Swingin’ in the jungle Dinin’ dancin’ in the Neon sun Swingin’ in the jungle Hear me holler Hear me shout And hear me yell Swingin’ in the jungle With the rats and roaches Raisin’ ghetto hell

I got soul but no gold Swingin’ in the jungle Sunshine rain sleet and Snow Swingin’ in the jungle I get by on the sly And I know the reason why ‘Cause I’m oh so satisfied Swingin’ in the jungle Swingin’ in the jungle Swingin’ in the jungle

1318

LEANDER MEANDER

1319 Leander Meander

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

1. Frozen Lava Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’85 Pau-1-208-687 ‘89 1320 2. Stone Layin’ in the Cut Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’77 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1323 3. Grace Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1325 4. Blasé Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1327 5. Mom n’ Pop Don’t Make Music Anymore Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1330 6. Cop in Coney Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘67 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1332 7. Engaging Edna Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1335 8. Awestruck Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1337 9. Modest Goddess Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1339 10. Say You Love Me at the Beep Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1341 11. Confucius Chop Chop Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1343 12. Immortal Portals of Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1345 13. Who Do I Have to Kiss to Get Some Love ‘Round Here Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1347 14. Don’t Bogart My Heart Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-2-412-195 ’99 1349 15. Osmosis Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1351 16. The Moon is Mad Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1353 17. The Tale of a Timid Tiger Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee,Jnr. ‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1355 1320

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

18. Black Cat in Brooklyn (With Yellow Eyes) Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1358 19. That’s the Beauty of Mankind Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1361 20. Crying in the Dark Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘86 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1364 21. Beautiful Lady Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1366 22. Sanctuary Park Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1368 23. I Talk to Myself Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘86 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1371 24. Gypsy Rhapsody Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1373 25. Mighty Star Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau-1-494-693’91 1375 26. Aviophobic Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1377 27. Romantic Rendezvous Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1379 28. Swampland in Florida Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1381 29. Waltzing in Paraguay Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘86 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1383 30. Watermelon Woman Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1385 31. Crackerjack Lover Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1387 32. Boudoir Solitaire Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1390 33. Battered Husband Black and Blues Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1393 34. Heavenly Paradise Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘86 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1395 35. Humpty Dumpty Heart Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89 1397

1321

Frozen Lava

Sometimes your love Is an icebox Sometimes a microwave Red-hot

From love’s refrigerator To love’s incinerator

You go from melting To zero And then you’re as fiery As Nero

From love’s refrigerator To love’s incinerator Hot and cold

I got burned up in Your oven While making ice cube Lovin’ You fanned the flames In my furnace And scorched my soul

1322

The onliest thing That might stop it Is a nuclear bomb If they drop it But a nuclear holocaust Can’t top it Charred love remains

You put love away In the deep freeze Then wrapped my hots Up in tin foil

From love’s refrigerator To love’s incinerator

I wanted a real cool Lover I got me a hot natured Mother

From love’s refrigerator To love’s incinerator Hot and cold

1323

Frozen lava spews from Your mountain Frozen lava flows From your fountain Frozen lava Teardrops I’m countin’

‘Til hell freezes over And over and over And over again

1324

Stone Layin’ in the Cut

Layin’ in the cut Stone layin’ in the cut Layin’ in the cut Stone layin’ in the cut Layin’ in the cut Stone layin’ in the cut Stone layin’ in the cut In New York City

A woman made of stone In the Harbor all alone Still carrying a torch Would be a pity

Float a ferryboat If you wanna gape and Gloat Over a woman with Stone big titties

Get ready for a shock Lady Goddess on the Rocks A facelift won’t make You soft and pretty

1325

My love can make you smile My love can drive you Wild Even if you’re cool And siditty

You’re not a statue Just a statue to me Although you’re made Of stone

I fell in love With a statue It’s so plain to see The Statue of Liberty

Only in America Could I talk To you And people think I’m just being witty

Take that crown off Your head It could stab me in bed When we get down To the stone nitty Gritty

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1326

Grace

Grace Exotic woman of Taste No one can take your Place In my life You are my saving grace

Grace One gaze And my heart knew I know you felt it too At first glance I fell in love with you

Your beauty shines You’re so divine A lover’s dream come true

Oh lucky day You smiled my way And spoke your name To me Ahhh ------

1327

Grace Heaven upon your Face When we kiss And embrace In the dark You are amazing Grace

1328

Blasé

Blasé Blasé

I’m bored in bed Blasé

That’s what you said Blasé

You lounge around your Boudoir so blasé

You do your nails Blasé

Whenever I fail Blasé

To give you that good Feeling You say

Blasé Blasé (Bla bla bla) Blasé Blasé

1329

Turn off TV Blasé

And talk to me Blasé

How can you make love Serious and be

So nonchalant Blasé

What do you want Blasé

I can see right through Your sexy negligee

Blasé Blasé (Bla bla bla) Blasé Blasé

Ev’ry night you look so Fine Ev’ry time you smell so Sweet Sophisticated lovely Lady High-class college Educated 1330

Tell me baby Is it me Is it your personality Smoldering in a funky Mood A God’s gift to mankind Attitude

Blasé Blasé (Bla bla bla) Blasé Blasé

You treat me oh so cool You must think I’m a Fool How could you be so Cruel And blasé

You smoke a cigarette And pour a glass of wine Your coy coquettish Mind Is so blasé

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1331

Mom n’ Pop Don’t Make Music Anymore

Don’t take a back seat to The blues ‘Cause the blues Will make you lose Don’t sing sad songs And drift far apart

Just sing a simple song Of love And keep on dreaming of Fame and fortune With a romantic heart

Mom n’ Pop Don’t make music anymore We broke up And we closed the music Store

We put business above Simply falling deeply In love Mom n’ Pop Don’t make music anymore

Once we made make-believe As man and wife Partners for life Mom n’ Pop Don’t make music anymore 1332

We lost the beat Fell out of tune The kids won’t Understand We sold them our dreams Of glory

People stop by the store A note of regrets on The door Mom n’ Pop Don’t make music anymore

Now you’re out in L. A. And I’m 3,000 songs Away Mom n’ Pop Don’t make music anymore

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1333

Cop in Coney

There’s a cop in Coney This is no baloney He can read your Mind

If he catch you lookin’ At a girl from Brooklyn You commit a crime

The sun was hot On the sand She was getting a tan When I saw her

Then up popped the man A dead rat in his hand Pollution murder

There’s a cop in Coney This is no baloney They secret police The Palisades And watch lovers on Parade - - -

Ya da da da Ya da da da Cop in Coney

1334

Ya da da da Ya da da da He’s a phony

I heard him shouting Orders At the Irishman’s Daughter I was coming on strong To

Filth all over the place But he was red in the Face Because he hates my race

The dirty beach is his beat His flat feet can’t Take the heat He was hissing

On the merry-go-round And the Ferris wheel We were kissing

There’s a cop in Coney This is no baloney They secret police The Palisades And watch lovers on Parade - - - 1335

Ya da da da Ya da da da Cop in Coney

Ya da da da Ya da da da He’s a phony

1336

Engaging Edna

Engaging Edna Walked into the subway Her eyes were a love Rendezvous

She sat down beside me And made an engagement A candlelight dinner for Two

Engaging glances Of romantic chances I made a proposal It’s true

But Edna must wed Or she won’t go to bed And do what most married Folks do

Engaging Edna Searches the subway All night and all day To find a fiancée

She’s so engaging She’s got a million rings In hock at the end Of the line

1337

She’d love to marry She’d love to be a bride Not just a short Engagement tonight

She changed trains at Times Square Waved goodbye to me There And hit on a honeymoon Man

I got off and followed They made it official With a solid gold Engagement band

He went down on one Knee Asked Edna to marry Then straight to a Hotel they ran

Poor Edna got took By a better love crook When she paid for his Wedding night plan

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1338

Awestruck

I’m awestruck by your Eyes Your lips I idolize I’m captured by your Smile I can’t resist your face

I love you head to toe More than you’ll ever Know I think your body’s A temple And I pray Night and day

I’m awestruck over you (Awestruck)

When you say you’re in Awe too (Aw shucks)

You astonish me With ev’rything you Do

Baby I am so amazed (Awestruck)

1339

I could stare at you For days (Aw shucks)

My emotions emit A loud alarm

I’m awestruck When I hold you in My arms

I’m awestruck To behold your many Charms

I’m awestruck As a boy fresh off The farm

I’m awestruck ‘Cause you took my Heart by storm

1340

Modest Goddess

Goddess Girl don’t be modest You are a goddess Goddess of love

Sweat shirt sneakers And glasses You are a classic In ripped faded jeans

Goddess You must be a wonderful Woman To be the goddess of love

You gave me marvelous Children I put you on a pedestal

Goddess You must be a beautiful Person If you can put up with me

And goddess I swear To God To love you eternally

1341

Modest goddess of Love A wife and mother too

Modest goddess of love A wife and a mother too

1342

Say You Love Me at the Beep

Say you love me at the Beep Leave a message some- Thing sweet Call long distance Ev’ryday I’m in New York You’re in L.A. 3,000 beeps away

I can’t wait to hear Your voice Just don’t talk about Divorce I’m at work while you’re Asleep You could make my life Complete

Record it at the tone On my answer phone We live in different Time zones

Call on my private line Tell me a million times In the midnight hour

1343

Please don’t put my love On hold Sometimes you can sound So cold Honey don’t hang up on Me Never disconnect us baby Say you love me at the Beep

Say three romantic words Lately I haven’t heard I love you and I need To know

Whisper them in my ear Even though you’re not Here Don’t even say hello

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1344

Confucius Chop Chop

I took you to the Symphony Where both of us got bored I said do you feel like Chinese Ah so we’re in accord

Confucius chop chop Bull in a China shop We kicked the great Wall tumbling down In Chinatown

Confucius chop chop Chinatown cop Said this at the Chinese Laundromat That we kicked down

You wore your red kimono I wore my white silk suit We rode the romance Rickshaw Sippin’ sake ake ak

Confucius chop chop Orchid moon drop It was Chinese New Year In my heart In Chinatown 1345

Hard times as Chinese Calculus We took a yellow cab Chopsticks with fortune Cookies And chopsuey uey ue

Confucius chop chop Little mom and papa Restaurant Where we fell in love In Chinatown In Chinatown

1346

Immortal Portals of Love

Immortal portals of love Open for me Immortal portals of love And ecstasy Immortal portals of love Open sesame

Immortal portals of love To your bedroom Immortal portals of love Tight as a tomb Immortal portals of love Unlock your door for me

Must I wander around Like a celibate clown Should I squander my life Without you as my wife

Darling give me the key To the door of your heart Passions pacing the floor Must I kick down the door

Immortal portals of love And paradise Immortal portals of love Are cold as ice Immortal portals of love Open your gates for me 1347

Please baby Grant me immortality Sweet honey Restore your open door Policy My darling Keep your entrances And exits free

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1348

Who Do I Have to Kiss to Get Some Love ‘Round Here

Who do I have to kiss To get some love ‘round Here I’ve been in New York Three long years

Searching the subway For a sexy smile Walking by the river The girls get prettier By the mile

Who’s the only woman In the world for me Where is my meant To be

I’m yearning Burning Tossing Turning I’m oh so lonely Longing For you baby tonight

La la la la la La la la la la

1349

Who do I have to kiss To find true happiness Where do I gotta go now For tenderness

I’m hot as a pistol In my room I’ll turn into ashes Or go stark raving mad If you don’t come soon

I look at the faces In my neighborhood For little traces of

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Who do I have to kiss Up to And fall in love I want a great romance

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1350

Don’t Bogart My heart

Like a hangnail in my heart Should've clipped you From the start But you grow back And you smart all the time

A foul mood That won't go away A dark cloudy Rainy day When kids can't go out And play In the sunshine

I won't love you I won't need you baby I don't want you To Bogart my heart

So if you go away Forever it's ok I don't want you To Bogart my heart

When bluesy Monday's Bring misery I don't want you Thinkin' 'bout me

1351

I only want you To turn me loose 'Cause if it's gone It's gone

So what would be The use If it's over And forgotten

I won't miss you I'll resist you baby I don't want you To Bogart my heart

You know I wish you well Though it sounds Heartless as hell I don't want you To Bogart my heart I don't want you To Bogart my heart

Don’t Bogart my heart Don’t Bogart my heart I don't want you To Bogart my heart

1352

Osmosis

I’m gonna get you by Osmosis Naturally I’m gonna get you by Osmosis To fall in love with me

You’re way out west in California Growing fine I’m gonna get you by Osmosis To be mine

In the school of love I’m a botanist Experiment by osmosis

I’ve got a Ph.D I wrote a thesis on Membranes of love As fluids flow

I’m gonna get you by Osmosis ‘Cause I love you I’m gonna get you by Osmosis To say you love me too

1353

I’m gonna plant love Very special In your heart I’m gonna get you by Osmosis Although we’re far Apart

1354

The Moon is Mad

The moon is mad The stars are blue The nights are lonely And so long without you

A full moon is sad And I’ve got it bad I miss the way You made me feel so glad

The moon is mad As lover’s dreams My heart’s been walked on Stomped by astronauts It seems

Love launched from a pad In L.A. we had Now I’m a spaceman In a green cheese ad

Please put the sun Back in the sky I’ve got a moonbeam In my eye So don’t you ever Say goodbye to me

1355

Bring back the flowers In the spring All winter I’m remembering And I feel like The man in the moon And the moon is mad

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We should end it With a kiss Drink a toast Of sparkling wine You’ve got reasons I’ve got mine My dear

Alas my life is on A course Living here from day To day All alone in the dark Side of my mind Mooning all the time

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1356

The Tale of a Timid Tiger

This is the tale of A timid tiger The jivest cat in town

This is the tale of Hi-tech Timmie The tamest cat around

This is the tale of A timid tiger Confined in the city Zoo

This is the tale of A timid tiger A three-ring circus Clown for you

I’m friendly Not ferocious A yellow streak’s down My back When I escape this cage I won’t attack

The fury’s dead Within me I giggle when I growl

I give piggyback rides 1357

You can tickle me When I’m on the prowl

Tug at the tail of a Timid tiger Tie it tight in a Granny knot

Yank it hard Don’t be shy to pull it Give it ev’rything You’ve got

You won’t get mauled By a timid tiger In a rage of jungle love

You won’t need a Tranquilizer I’m peaceful as a Dove

This is the tale of A timid tiger Scaredy cat With a tender touch

I kill my keepers With love and kindness And sweet gentleness

This is the tale of 1358

A timid tiger But I’m not afraid to Roar

For a lionhearted Woman Who likes pin stripes In her boudoir

Black Cat in Brooklyn (With Yellow Eyes) 1359

I’ve been bitten by a Black cat in Brooklyn With yellow eyes

His owner my arranger Ain’t a stranger To fiction and lies

He ruled out rabies Drive you crazy Frothing at the mouth

It takes 14 needles In the navel To chill you out

I’ve been bitten by a Tom cat named Cyril On my left hand

He hauled off and bit me That’s when it hit me This cat is wise

I’m smitten by his Owners sex kitten Down the hall

1360

That made his fur fly I shouldn’t have pet her At all

Why didn’t you tell me Your house cat bites You say it’s defense I think he did it for Spite

He pounced on the Yamaha And moon walked across The keys He played electric boogie As cool piano as you please

The rabies incubator Period is ten days The doctor wasn’t sure

I’m not superstitious But this cat’s so vicious He kitty littered the Floor

He shed dirty cat hair On my sport coat And flared up my allergy

He’d scratch my eyes out 1361

And cross my path ‘bout To go for my throat And kill me

Black cat in Brooklyn With yellow eyes He’s just a little black Panther Purring softly And I hope he dies

I’m pussy footin’ with Bad luck And a dreaded disease

I’ll kill him nine times Baby With curiosity

That’s the Beauty of Mankind

1362

That’s the beauty of Mankind Woman Grant me God’s good Grace And love baby

Bless my mind with Music Make me a poet Oh oh oh oh That’s the beauty of Mankind

That’s the beauty of Mankind Mister We’re all soul mates Lady Brother and sister

I wish that I could Paint You my pretty picture Oh oh oh oh That’s the beauty of Mankind

Take a walk Take a tour 1363

I’m your guide In NewYork City

That’s the beauty That’s the beauty

See the world Ev’ry man woman boy And girl is human

That’s the beauty That’s the beauty

Life’s a son of gun Ring the church bell In the steeple

Bless ev’ry building Ev’ry cab Truck and car And all the people

That’s the beauty of Mankind Honey Write it down And make a whole lotta Money

I had a dream The future’s bright 1364

And sunny Oh oh oh oh That’s the beauty Of mankind That’s the beauty Of mankind

Amid the threat of Man’s defeat I found romance in the Street

Missiles rockets bombs Went off We were different Shades of skin

We fell in love Right at first sight I asked you for your Heart and soul

You were a wonder To behold I liked your beauty Mark a mole

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Crying in the Dark

1365

I’m a two fisted Mr. I’d rather die than cry If teardrops were fireworks It’s the Fourth of July

I’ve got a lone teardrop Streaming down my face I’m a loser as a lover In shame and disgrace

I became super sensitive With a midnight quirk Down by the river I’m a big tear jerk All cry baby red-eyed And wounded Sobbing just like a child

I’m crying in the dark Boo hoo hoo I’m emotionally drained And disturbed by you I whimper and weep Like a willow When I turn out the light

I’m crying in the dark I’m so blue 1366

Only onions and tear gas Can do what you do I blubber right into my Pillow Each and ev’ry night

I’m crying in the dark To hide my broken heart Strongmen weep Themselves to sleep Much stronger men than I

I’m crying in the dark Over you ‘Cause ev’ryone knows That you said we were Through I’m trying to become Your hero Your brave champion Guy

Beautiful Lady

1367

Beautiful lady Be my baby You’re the one

Wonderful woman You’re so pretty You pale the sun

I don’t see your handsome Dan So may I be the gentleman Who courts you Please let me escort you To ecstasy Come with me

Beautiful lady Just maybe You’re alone

When I first saw you Then my heart knew To the bone

You’re a superstar to Me When your face and form Turns night to day Beautiful lady On B-Way Beautiful lady I’m so crazy 1368

Over you

Singer or actress Ballet dancer Whatever you do

Cute show business Chorus girl Going to rehearsal To make your dreams Come true Beautiful lady I love you

Sanctuary Park

1369

Woe woe woe woe Woe oh woe oh Woe oh

You’re my sanctuary park Bird of Paradise in the Dark Your love song sounds So good

Two blue bird singers Headed west We shared an L. A. lovers Nest In Hollywood

You’re my sanctuary park Buck-naked from the Heart As mating jaybirds Should

We be chirping 1370

Happy as a lark Cupid’s arrow hit it’s Mark Red-breasted Robin Hood

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I wear a falconer’s Glove To protect me from your Talons

You hooded lovebird of Prey Fed flesh and blood By hunks and gallons

I’ve gotta watch you Like a hawk mama When I unleash your Hugs and kisses

I’ll never let you fly Away You make me prouder Than a peacock

You’re my sanctuary 1371

Park When nightingales Embark On flights of fantasy

Billing and cooing Lovey dove I’m peaceful in the Sanctuary of your love

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I Talk to Myself

1372

I talk to myself When I’m feeling blue I say to myself She’s found somebody new

I talk to myself I’m a lonesome man I walk all alone No one else would Understand

I don’t bore nobody About you I do my talking to you Know who I guess I’m ready for A mental institution

One fine day I’m gonna Break away Escape over these prison Walls of gray Run in the sun With you beside me

I talk to myself In my lonely room It may sound insane Conversing in the Gloom

Ah the madness of love 1373

Makes me shout right Out You drive me crazy You’re all I talk about

I talk to myself Alone on the shelf I talk to myself Since the day that you Left I talk to myself I love you to death I talk to myself I talk to myself

Gypsy Rhapsody

1374

You’ll never write a love Song ‘Til you fall in love A gypsy said to me

You’ll never write the one That you’ve been dreaming of Words and melody

You’ll never write a Winner Gazing up above And rhyming moon with June

She held my hand And read my palm Young clairvoyant girl As I composed this tune

I wrote for years on B-Way Out west in Hollywood And Nashville Tenn.

She told my future When we kissed In perfect harmony Then she made love with Me

Now I can write a love 1375

Song Yes I can write a love Song A music work of art

I can write a love Song A beautiful hit love Song First hand from the Heart

I’ll sing it soft and Pretty This fortuneteller Ditty My gypsy rhapsody

Mighty Star

1376

Let’s go where the wind Don’t blow Way out where the snow Won’t snow Where it’s always mellow Melt your mind like jello Straight up where the Angels go

Headed for Mighty Star The angels are On Mighty Star

It’s not in a galaxy But the buck naked eye Can see The color and the light Glowing in the night And the music is sheer Delight

Headed for Mighty Star The angels are On Mighty Star

Space is the place Without a care 1377

See all your troubles Vanish in air

Never grow old Floating in time Our destination Is the lovers’ station

We’ll build us a world Our own Discover the vast unknown Fly up into heaven Flight 711 To the planet of love And romance

Headed for Mighty Star The angels are On Mighty Star

Aviophobic

1378

Stewardess please Help me I hate to bother you

Unbuckle my knees Have mercy You’d of thought I never Flew

White knuckles I freeze Be an angel Lady tell me what to do

When you push your Service cart Will you heed my nervous Heart Because I feel a big Fear of flying

When you pass out the Drinks Numb me so I won’t think Because I can’t believe That she’s lying

Would you say it’s ok Soon we’ll be landing In L.A.

Stewardess why Do I feel so doggone 1379

Blue Is she pretending To be nice to me like you

Stewardess I See you coming with a Smile Is this the ending I feel like running Up the aisle

Aviophobic I’m scared to death That my baby’s found Another I believe she’s got a Lover

Aviophobic I’m terrified To go back and see my Baby And it’s ‘bout to drive Me crazy Aviophobic She left me all up in The air

Romantic Rendezvous

1380

Romantic rendezvous Romantic rendezvous

Does he love you More than I do Does he do the little Things I use to do

Life is funny Rainy sunny I’m a fool for you My whole life through

I watch TV I eat and sleep And toil all the day Long Composing dreaming Of a song my love

It’s about you I’ve been so blue That I cry each time I sing it It’s true

I can’t believe we said 1381

Goodbye Darling my heart Wonders why Do you satisfy your Time With someone new

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Swampland in Florida

1382

Swampland in Florida W O O O O O O O O O O O O O Swampland in Florida

As pink flamingos fly I’m glad we said goodbye If you believe that’s true I’ve got some real estate For you

Girl if you believe Any of the above I’ve got some Swampland in Florida

As sure as cottonmouth Snakes swim way down South Baby I offer you A Miami Beach condo For two

We built a happy home On quicksand 1383

Now it’s gone We use to have love Made Like gators in the Glades

Girl if I don’t love you Gulf water ain’t sky Blue

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As sure as jungle cats Go chasing after river Rats Fish or cut your bait Wild hurricanes of Passion won’t wait

I’ve got some property Away down deep in Dixie I’m hot to close the deal As semi-tropics feel Where love bugs creep And crawl Girl you can own it All

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Waltzing in Paraguay

1384

Waltzing in Paraguay Waltzing in Paraguay Hitler is waltzing in Paraguay

Adolph is quite a guy They say he’ll never die I saw him waltzing in Paraguay

In Paraguay I say The Führer lives today You’ll find him waltzing In Paraguay

Goose stepping to the Beat The S.S. in retreat Hitler is waltzing In Paraguay

World War 1-2-3-Waltz Eva Braun the Holocaust Still in tune together Singing Seig Heil Forever

Spinning ‘round and ‘Round the room 1385

Fascist criminals of Doom Under a Neo-Nazi Party Moon

I saw Herman the German With Himmler and Bormann Dr. Joseph Mengle In full formal dress

The frauleins were Aryan Blond and Bavarian I danced with Goebbels Daughter She had death on her Breath

Swastikas ev’ry place Leaders of the master Race The Third Reich is Waltzing in Paraguay

I hope no orchestra Will play His musical “Mein Kampt” Today Hitler is waltzing In Paraguay Watermelon Woman

1386

I’ve been up I’ve been down I’ve been havin’ Watermelon All over town

I’ve been east I’ve been west Pretty baby your Watermelon Is the best

I’ve been north I’ve been south Woman your watermelon Kiss Melts in my mouth

I’ve been in I’ve been out In the summertime You’re so cool You make me shout

Girl I love your Watermelon ‘Cause it’s red to the rind

Mellow watermelon woman With a great behind Well it’s mushy 1387

It’s gushy In season on my vine Well it’s sweet And it’s juicy All of the time

Well didn’t I see you Uptown in Harlem Well didn’t I see you In South Chicago

And didn’t I see you Way out west in Watts And didn’t I see you In New Orleans

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Crackerjack Lover

1388

Crackerjack It’s a fact Sugar treat Can’t be beat

Happy dog Sailor boy Say it’s good Crackerjack Jump for joy

Crackerjack Crackerjack Crackerjack

You’re a crackerjack Lover Sweet kisses one after The other My midnight snack Under the cover You’re a crackerjack Lover

You’re a crackerjack Lover A nice surprise 1389

That I discover Caramel coated mother You’re a crackerjack Lover

Crackerjack I love to munch those Goodies packed inside

Crackerjack I wanna nibble ‘til I’m Satisfied

Crackerjack Confection baby I’ve got a sweet tooth

Crackerjack I love you much better Than Baby Ruth

Crackerjack Each time I see you At the candy store

Crackerjack You have me hooked I gotta get some more

Crackerjack You are too popular To keep in stock 1390

Crackerjack That’s why the sailor’s Smiling on your box

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Boudoir Solitaire

Alone in bed 1391

Lord how I dread Four dreary walls When shadows fall At night

No I can’t sleep Memories creep The ghost of you Comes smiling through Instead

I almost wish that I Were dead Rather than be Alone in bed

Turn on TV A comedy Try radio stereo video

Read magazines Books I’m well read It’s cold and empty Girl I’m afraid Buck-naked here Without you Lying next to me

Alone in bed While you’re with Ted I only see 1392

Green jealousy in my Dreams

King size I got Electric blanket hot A mirror overhead It’s sexy as I said Alone in bed

Alone in bed pretty Mama Alone in his pajamas I think about each Card So long and hard Alone in bed Alone in your room baby Your sweet perfume Drives me crazy You’re having an affair I’m playing solitaire Alone in bed

Boudoir solitaire Undercover You’re so unfair Cheatin’ lover

Big picture of The one you love The king of hearts 1393

I was an ace Up your nightie He took my place Dealin’ slightly From the bottom of The deck He won’t expect Me waiting here To ring his neck A jealous joker You reject Alone in bed

Battered Husband Black and Blues

I’ve got the battered 1394

Husband Black and blues I’m bruised and broken- Hearted Over you

Don’t hurt me no more honey You’re tearing me apart Don’t hit me with walking Papers Don’t go upside my heart

When man and wife do Battle The love scars leave a Mark I’ve got the battered Husband Black and blues I’m bruised and broken- Hearted Over you

We had a knock down Drag out Married life You shot me down You cut me like a knife

I suffered pain and Misery Assault and battery 1395

It was war between the Sexes When you got mad At me You fought me like a Tiger girl Insult to injury

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We had a lover’s quarrel You kicked me out the House You treated me so mean And cruel Now I’m a battered spouse

You punished me Unmercifully When you lost your pretty Head You took the whole Thing Out on me You abused me in the Bed

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Heavenly paradise Dripping in fur 1396

Diamonds and lace A glamorous look Of love on your face A few trinkets of My undying love Your perfumes divine Connoisseur of wine First class on a plane Fortune and fame Heavenly paradise

I was a fool I wasn’t wise You had a far away Look in your eyes Give me a chance Don’t end our romance Loveland appears Whenever you’re near A limo awaits us The chauffeur is here Heavenly paradise

Here we are On a star Centuries spent Happiness sex and love Lost in a dream

This night was made Made in the shade This night was meant 1397

It’s heaven sent This night is mine Your beauty shines Moonlight moonglow I love you so Woman of wealth In perfect health Heavenly paradise Heavenly paradise

Humpty Dumpty Heart

Grade A kisses by the dozen My Humpty Dumpty heart 1398

Broken into

Fresh out of a love shell Head over heels for you I fell over easy baby Sunny side up Easter blue Lover’s menu

I put all my love in one Basket What else could I do

My humpty Dumpty heart Got broken from the start You pushed me off the wall I had a great big fall And now you can’t recall me

My Humpty Dumpty love Who are you dreamin’ of Who is this hard-boiled guy Who egged you on to say Goodbye

Now all the king’s horses And all the king’s men 1399

Couldn’t put us back together Again Since cock a doodle do You’re Farmer Brown’s Brand-new affair tonight

Mark affection fragile feelings My Humpty Dumpty heart Your whole life through

There’s a crack in this cruel World When your lover is untrue

It scrambles heated passion Makes romance a rotten egg Raw and taboo

Off the wall Down in the dumpster I fell fabergé for you

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1400

N.C.

1401

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

1. Wilson Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-1-208-687 1401 2. Dixie Dreamland Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-1-208-687 1404 3. Chop Bobby Q Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-1-208-687 1406 4. Honey Chile Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘60 Pau-1-208-687 1408 5. Air-Condition Cotton Field Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-1-208-687 1411 6. The Piedmont Peeper Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-1-208-687 1415 7. North Carolina Ned Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-1-208-687 1418 8. Harlot From Charlotte Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-1-208-687 1422 9. Home Piece Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-1-208-687 1426 10. Lynchville Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-1-208-687 1430 11. Lethal Injection Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau-1-208-687 1433

Wilson

I went home in September 1402

And I’ll always Remember All the good times All the bad times All the sad times And all the glad Times

Back to my home town Back on my home Ground In Wilson

Caught a bus from The city Dreamin’ ‘bout someone Pretty In Wilson

At the Dewdrop Inn There’s a new Generation So she won’t recognize Me When I arrive at the Station

Where bright green Tobacco And fields of cotton Grow 1403

Oh - - - -

I remember my state When it wasn’t so Great In Wilson

Racial oceans and Mountains Black and white Drinking fountains In Wilson

I remember the people Segregated tar heels All my folks and Good friends Know how prejudice Feels My home is like me Virtually unknown

Back home in Wilson Work at the mill is Done I use to roam these 1404

Southern streets When I was young

The skies were bluer Life was beautiful North Carolina’s Number one Hope to be a Favorite son Happy barefoot boy Still runs in my heart

Back to my home town Back on my home ground In Wilson North Carolina

At the Dewdrop Inn With my old girl Friend In Wilson North Carolina

Dixie Dreamland

Dixie dreamland Will rise again 1405

Across the Mason-Dixon Line

The day we become Colorblind That integrated sun Will shine

A song of love In my heart Down yonder fights For civil rights

I never ever thought I’d be Back home in D-i-x-i-e

Brotherhood is in Ev’rybody’s eyes It’s paradise in Dixie

Ev’ryone’s employed In Dixie Tobacco towns And cotton cities

When Christ returns I know He’ll come to Dixie And give a rebel yell

1406

But if you say something Racist in Dixie Mr. Bigot you’re through I don’t wanna know You Pack your bags and Go to hell

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Chop Bobby Q

My favorite food Is chop Bobby Q No other food will do

North Carolina 1407

Chop Bobby Q A sandwich dream come True

Located up in Harlem On Convent Avenue The cops around the Corner And all the neighbors Chew

My favorite food Is chop Bobby Q Brunch lunch and Dinner too

And when I take a bite Of my favorite soul food I wet my appetite When in a hungry mood I lick the wrapper Clean All great gourmets Approve

Hey homie how ‘bout You You’ll love chop Bobby Q

1408

Honey Chile

Honey chile Honey chile’s from The south y’all She came to town She came to New York 1409

With a southern drawl

And when she walks Ev’ry mama’s son is Diggin’ her walk And when she talks Ev’ry papa’s daughter Copies her talk

Honey chile Drives me wild She’s the one By a country mile . . .

Honey chile She’s a real live Country girl Honey chile Barefooted with Natural curls

Honey chile She’s a jet black Southern belle Honey chile She makes a brother 1410

Rebel yell

Honey chile Drives me wild She’s the one By a country mile . . .

I love the hayseed In her hair I love the polka dot Dress she wears

And when the guys all Stop and stare She turns around And says Well I declare . . .

Honey chile One day I’m gonna Make her mine Honey chile Since she crossed that Mason Dixon Line Honey chile They don’t raise ‘em Don’t grow ‘em no Finer Honey chile She’s the pride of North Carolina Honey chile drives me wild She’s the one by a country 1411

Mile . . .

Honey chile Bob a lu bop Shu bop a loo bop Sha bam Honey chile Bob a lu bop Shu bop a loo bop Sha bam

Honey chile Drives me wild She’s the one By a country mile Air-Condition Cotton Field

She was soft and white He was dark as the Night Air-condition cotton Field

1412

Such a real cool pair In cotton underwear Air-condition cotton Field

Together hand in hand They ran into the Klan Air-condition cotton Field

He said I have a plan For an electric fan Air-condition cotton Field

Don’t crack the whip On me Mr. I’ll raise all the Cotton I can

I’m a good Negro Make the cotton grow It be white as snow All over In the land of North Carolina It’s against your Cotton pickin’ laws

For a black tobacco Field hand to get into A white woman’s cotton 1413

Drawers

I’m a good ol’ slave I know how to behave Air-condition cotton Field

I’ll never let Massa’s Cotton In the field get rotten Air-condition cotton Field

Bring in a bumper crop Gwine make your blue Eyes pop Air-condition cotton Field

I’m the best in the State Let me demonstrate my Air-condition cotton Field

Choppin’ cotton ain’t My bag 1414

I don’t mean to sound Fort Bragg

But Winston-Salem Knows I can I’m a black tobacco Man

Ripe tobacco’s my First love Cotton’s just a Harlem Club

My manure’s from Monroe Off a senator I Know

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Don’t pull the plug On me Mr. I’ll help you beat the Heat

Drinkin’ Eli Whitney’s Cotton gin Underneath those Hoods and sheets

Y’all call Mr. Charlie In Raleigh 1415

Dial Durham This ain’t no bull

Got caught with a Cigarette cough Down south Cotton patch candy In my mouth

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The Piedmont Peeper

I’m watching you I’m watching you

I’m the Piedmont Peeper I escaped my keeper They say I’m sexually Insane 1416

Raleigh’s quite a town When the sun goes down I love your shadow on The shade

I see your lovely Silhouette You’re puffing on a Cigarette A man comes in the Room And baby you’re upset It’s the Raleigh rapist Good time Charlie God I bet

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I’m a peeping Tom I’d never do you harm I just love watching You undress

I never wanted violence I’m just a voyeur Looks like he’s Choking you to Death

These nights I’ve Spent lusting your 1417

Form Love made me realize It’s wrong

You screamed so loud Out in the street You drew a crowd I felt like doing Something brave To make you proud

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I look no longer Like sick peep freaks do My eyes don’t spy now As at a naked lady zoo My gaze is sober While he beats you Black and blue And I identify With the pain you’re Going through I’m the Piedmont Peeper A lowly keyhole creeper Love can convert a sex Pervert

I shadowed boxed Fast Then I out foxed His ass 1418

And he went crashing Through the glass

I laid my life right Down for you Just like Sir Walter’s Coat brand new

We kissed upon the Bed And made love in full View Then all my secret Fantasies of you Came true

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North Carolina Ned

God bless my gray-haired Mother Forgive the things she Said She called me a lowdown Dirty name A North Carolina Ned

1419

Now Neds are dumb and Lazy Neds drink wine and sleep While other men count Dollar bills A Ned keeps counting Sheep

North Carolina Ned That’s what she said Big ol’ rusty Ned Boy you oughta be dead

North Carolina Ned Ned pee in the bed And he broke his head On a piece of cornbread

Well old Ned was a rag Man Who lived in my home Town He pushed a cart And rang a bell Kids followed him Around

They stoned him 1420

Then he chased them They teased him constantly As the neighborhood Sang this song In perfect harmony

North Carolina Ned That’s what they said Just like my mother They thought he oughta Be dead

North Carolina Ned Ned pee in the bed And he broke his head On a piece of cornbread

Ol’ nasty Ned Ned pee in the bed And broke his head On a piece of cornbread

Ol’ no good Ned That’s what they said Ol’ dirty Ned Boy you oughta be dead

Ol’ rusty Ned Ned pee in the bed Big ol’ lazy Ned Ol’ ugly Ned

1421

Ol’ stinky Ned Ned pee in the bed Broke his nappy head On a piece of cornbread

Now I live on New York City welfare Where I’m the uptown King of poverty

One day I saw Ned In my mirror And that ol’ dirty Ragman Looked liked me singin’

Ned Ned pee in the bed Broke his head On a piece of cornbread

Ned Ned pee in the bed Broke his head On a piece of stale Cornbread

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1422

Harlot from Charlotte

Robert E. Lee King of the rebels My great great white Granddaddy

Rode a high horse named Traveler Lived in the state of 1423

Virginia

He produced a black Offspring In 1859 Mother and son moved To North Carolina Lantern shine on

Stolen map to freedom Underground railroad When the land was Bloody Civil War explodes This tale my great Grand parents never Told

North Carolina she flee ‘cross the line She’d go to China To be free

North Carolina Ocean mountain pine Mammy’s baby cryin’ Looking for a home

Robert E. Lee And my great great Grandmother

Were great great 1424

Top-secret lovers Don’t look in the books To discover She beat the `Gray Fox´ Undercover

Lee’s army marched near Charlotte He heard that she was A harlot A madam queen of Southern high society

She spoke his name so Sweetly She was smarter than Phyllis Wheatly And braver than Sojourner Truth that night

She’s a harlot from Charlotte Union army spy She’s a harlot from Charlotte Told Johnny Reb a lie

She’s a harlot from Charlotte Her mission’s do or die 1425

She’s a harlot from Charlotte Sweet as Pecan pie

She’s a harlot from Charlotte North Carolina Lee surrendered before Appomattox And she’s to blame

She’s a harlot from Charlotte No lady was finer She took his sword And pistol As Richmond burned in Flames

She’s a harlot from Charlotte Lincoln and Grant Were behind her Freedom’s all she ever Wanted and Lee’s name

She’s a harlot from Charlotte They say her soul was 1426

Scarlet As Gettysburg When Abel fought Cain

She’s a harlot from Charlotte Her blood flows in My veins

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Home Piece

Life down south is easy Homeboy said to me I don’t chop no cotton Or tote tobacco for Legree

They think I’m dumb and No count 1427

Just ‘cause I don’t work They gave me a pick and Shovel ‘Cause they thought I Was berserk

They want to sweat and Strain me As if I was a mule I’m singin’ down this Country road I ain’t nobody’s fool

Fishin’ pole and tackle I’m laughing all the Way Since they went and Set me free I don’t cotton slavery

I just like southern Fried chicken (Mmm mmm)

When it’s finger Lickin’ (Mmm mmm)

I like watermelon (Mmm mmm) 1428

Makin’ a house full of Chillun (Mmm mmm)

Drinkin’ and gamblin’ (Mmm mmm)

Dancin’ and romancin’ (Mmm mmm)

I love to lie in the Shade (Mmm mmm) With ice cold lemonade

Home what you think Of me I’m lazy as can be

Homeboy we disagree I loaf because I’m free

Home what you think I Am Well I don’t give a Damn

Home behind my back You say it’s ‘cause I’m 1429

Black

Home I’m lazy Drive a boss man crazy I’m a l-a-z-y S.O.B. from N. C.

Home I’m lazy A j-o-b don’t phase me I’m as lazy as a lazy Man can be

Sleepin’ ‘neath a weepin’ Willow tree You’ll find me R & R’n In the heart of Dixie

They gon’ have to sic The hounds on me Directly

They think anything About me Just don’t hit me Just don’t castrate Me Just don’t shoot me And lynch me no more

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Lynchville

Lynchville You can go there if you Wanna

Lynchville If you do you’re a goner

1431

Lynchville North Carolina On the border of Tennessee

Lynchville Kill a nigger in a Minute Lynchville If they ever catch you In it

Lynchville North Carolina

Cotton and coffin nails Sold by the box and bale Textile and tobaccos’ King Low tar and nicotine

Land of the Cherokee Treasure and mystery Home of the Ku Klux Klan Jim Crow and old black Joe

A million cancer sticks Away down there 1432

Slavery’s a grim Reminder

She was sweet ass Pecan pie to me I met her in a diner

This blonde blue-eyed Southern belle Virginia Dare Descendent

First white girl child Born and bred In Lynchville North Carolina

She turned plantation Purple When a colored man Asked her for a kiss

In a pirate’s cave Of a hidden cove’s Frosty morning mist

‘Twas a cardinal sitting In a pine tree With a dogwood in it’s Mouth

Where Nazi necktie 1433

Parties meet In a redneck town Down south

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Lethal Injection

Lethal injection This sad state is Killing me

Lethal injection Of love intravenously

Lethal injection 1434

I need a shot of your Affection In my broken heart

Lethal injection With no stay of Execution

Lethal injection In the marriage Institution

Lethal injection Sentence death No absolution Unless you call Tonight

Crime and punishments A complicated thing Put an end to all my Hurt and suffering

I’ve got the blues I drink And feel just like A fool

1435

Poison kisses How could you be so Mean and cruel

I can’t face life Guilty or innocent Of harm

I’m an addict When I hold you in My arms

I mainline and o.d. On your fatal charms You needle me With every Harry Dick and Tom

Lethal injection Of romance in my Soul

Lethal injection Quick and painless Takes control

Lethal injection You’re in my blood You take your toll In the chamber of Desire - - - -

1436

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1437

THE SPANISH- BLACK AMERICAN WAR

The Spanish-Black American War

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

1. The Spanish-Black American War Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687’89 1439 2. Mi Gotta Go Home and Kill the Roaches Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687’89 1442 3. A Tee Ta Ta Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘63 Pau 1-208-687’89 1445 4. I’m Mucho Macho Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘76 Pau 1-208-687’89 1448 1438

5. Princess Delilah Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687’89 1451 6. Eduardo Eduardo Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘78 Pau 1-208-687’89 1453 7. The Composer (El Compositor) Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687’89 1456 8. Tears of Joy (Lagrimas de Alegria) Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687’89 1461 9. Love in Vain (Amor en Vano) Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687’89 1465 10. Spanish Holiday Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’90 Pau 1-494-633 ’91 1468 11. Negro Gringo Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’85 ’02 1470 12. Felice Navidad Everyday Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687’89 1472 13. Ortega and Jones Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687’89 1475 14. Delores Flores Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘87 Pau 1-208-687’89 1477 15. Nectar in the Night Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687’89 1479 16. Come Out of the Convent Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687’89 1481

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

17. Love is Wine Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘77 Pau 1-208-687’89 1483 18. Forbidden Mangoes Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687’89 1487 19. Aqua Under the Bridge Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687’89 1490

1439

The Spanish-Black American War

On the D train somebody Farted In the rush hour express A black man said that’s Despicable And a brown man misunder- Stood

1440

(Que pasa)

He thought that the black Guy called him a Lowdown dirty name So they tore each other To pieces Yeah they fought all Over the train

They fought over Puerto Ricans Sitting side by side With sullen Negro Neighbors They love hate and Despise

They fought uptown And down On the streets and Underground New York City is a Battlefield On the subway all over Town

The Spanish-Black American 1441

War What are we fighting for The white man’s mucho Dinero We fight to get a foot In the door

The Cubans run the Numbers The Dominicans deal The dope Lord the poor soul brother Can damn near give up Hope

Spawned in the city Child of the ghetto Trapped in Manhattan Fighting for Harlem

Both in the same fix Too proud to blood mix Tribes of the jungle Put in the same trick

The Spanish-Black American War Amigo What are we fighting 1442

For Dinero Armies of angry poor In ghettos and barrios Know who’s blocking the Door The Anglos

No more Spanish-Black American No more Spanish-Black American No more Spanish-Black American War

Mi Gotta Go Home and Kill the Roaches

Mi gotta go home and kill The roaches As soon as dinner time Approaches

Mi gotta go home and kill The roaches Mi gotta bid all y’all Buenos noches 1443

Mi gotta go home and kill The roaches Lord how mi hate La cucarachas

Mi gotta go home and kill The roaches Once one went in mi ear Muchachos

Oh no no Mi had to go To emergency

It’s appalling Roaches crawling All mi neighbors Are nasty

Mi gotta go home and kill The roaches Whoops one just flew up Mi nose

Mi gotta go home and kill The roaches Sometimes mi find them In mi clothes

Mi can’t get rid of all 1444

The roaches No matter how mi try Mi wish mi had mucho dinero Mi buy mi a clean casa amigo

Jesus mi love to squish And squash ‘em Mi love to smash ‘em On the wall

Mi like to stomp ‘em It’s atrocious Mi señor death to all Cockroaches

Mi gotta go home and kill The roaches Mi guess them runnin’ Wild by now

Them macho to all The bug spray The exterminator could Allow

Mi gotta go home and kill The roaches Before they add and Multiply

Mi gotta divide subtract the 1445

Roaches Then we’ll fiesta you And I

A Tee Ta Ta

A tee ta ta A tee ta ta A tee ta ta A tee ta ta A tee ta ta A tee ta ta A tee ta ta A tee ta ta

1446

Well your lips Are warm and sweet Girl I repeat

A tee ta ta A tee ta ta

Your good lovin’ Beats my meat Girl I repeat

A tee ta ta A tee ta ta

You give me such a Thrill I need a nitroglycerine pill I’m gonna put ya in my will

A tee ta ta Oh baby We got it made

A tee ta ta A tee ta ta

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Big brown eyes And call my name

A tee ta ta A tee ta ta

Your body could Drive me insane Girl I exclaim

A tee ta ta A tee ta ta

So sexy you look So fine I’m a king Since I made you Mine Kiss me Where the sun don’t shine

A tee ta ta Oh baby Made in the shade

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1448

I’m Mucho Macho

I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho

I’m the man with John Dillinger eyes 1449

I’m mucho macho in Disguise

I’m strong and I’m Silent I’m sex and I’m violence A mucho macho gangster Guy

I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho

I’m Baby Face Nelson Too I’m Pretty Boy Floyd Love the hell out of You You’re my Bonnie Parker You’re my Ma Barker Whatever I want You will do

I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho

I’m lean and mean I’m mucho macho Lips like Lucky 1450

Lucianno A noble chin And raw cheekbones A Roman nose like Al Capone’s

I’m the man with John Dillinger eyes So don’t tell me no Johnny Law lies

You’re the woman In red I should shoot you Down dead But you still satisfy Me in bed

I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho I’m mucho macho

1451

Princess Delilah

When Princess Delilah Danced at the Baby Grand She was buck-naked Puerto Rican tall and tan

Selling reefer and sex She lived with a cruel Black man Mean as the devil He beat her with the back Of his hand 1452

She did a stretch She had his kid Ain’t no tellin’ what she Did She would always keep it Hid In her art

Lord when she tossed her Bosom ‘round All the brother’s shouted Out uptown When she wiggled sweet Brown buns Back in the fifties

When Princess Delilah Danced at the Baby Grand To gut bucket music Played by a Harlem band

They played a new number Somebody called it rock And roll She was queen of shake Dancing

When whitey didn’t Understand her

1453

The Apollo Theater didn’t Demand her

Too hot for the ghetto To handle her

And the barrio Made an outcast of her

Eduardo Eduardo

Your woman mess My mind

Eduardo Eduardo

She mess it All the time

Eduardo 1454

Eduardo

The good Lord Made her So fine

Your ol’ lady Is a woman She ain’t no Little girl

Your ol’ lady is a Woman A woman of the world

Eduardo Eduardo

Don’t ever leave her Alone

Eduardo Eduardo

If she keep on turnin’ Me on

Eduardo Eduardo

1455

I’m gon’ bust yo’ Happy home

Why can’t you see She’s the gentle kind Just look in her dark eyes You’ll see all the lovin’ Signs

Why do you beat her And treat her so bad You can’t hold on to A woman You never had

Eduardo Eduardo

I oughta blow you away

Eduardo Eduardo

This is your lucky Day

Eduardo Eduardo

She says 1456

She wants you To stay

Eduardo Eduardo

The Composer (El Compositor)

A composer’s life (La vida de un compositos) Is a world full of sound (Es un mundo lleno de sonidos) Music plays in my head (La musica suena en un cabeza)

I create as I live (Yo voy creando mientras vivo) To the people I give (A la gente le doy) Platinum and gold 1457

(Platino y oro) Writing up-tempo (Escribiendo el ritmo) In fox-trot time (En tiempo de foxtrot)

I’m a two-step man (Soy un hombre de dos pasos) With a tunesmith’s mind (Con la mente de entonador I exist on this earth (Existo en esta tierra) To rhyme (Para rimar)

So whether it’s right (Sin importar si esta bien) Or all wrong ( O todo esta mal) I write love songs (Escribo canciones amor) From midnight ‘til (Desde la media noche hasta) Dawn (El amanecer)

I’m writing a song (Estoy escribiendo una canción) Composing a tune 1458

(Componiendo una tonada) By candlelight born (A la luz de un vela) In my lonely room (En mi cuarto solitario)

I’m a writing a love song (Estoy escribiendo una canción de amor) To you (Para ti) I wrote it because (La escribi porque) I love you (Te quiero) I dedicate it with love (La dedico con amor) The angels will sing it (Los Angeles la cautaran) In heaven above (En las alturas del cielo) 1459

I can’t go wrong (No me puedo equibocar) Just as long (Siempre y cuando) As my songs about you (Mis canciones hablen de ti)

I’m writing a love song (Estoy escribiendo una canción de amor) Oh my darling darling (O mi amada amada) I’m writing a song (Estoy escribiendo una canción) Oh my baby baby (O mi nena nena) I’m writing a song (Estoy escribiendo un canción) All romantics sing along (Todos los romanticos pueden cantar conmigo)

In my fantasy world all 1460

(En mi mundo de fantacias todo) Alone (Solitario) I’m creating it on my (Estoy creando por mi) Own (Mismo)

I’m writing a song (Ding Dong) (Estoy escribiendo una canción) Composing a tune (Ding dong) (Componiendo un tonada) I’m writing a song (Ding dong) (Estoy escribiendo una canción) Lovers sing along (Ding dong) (Los amantes canten conmigo) I’m writing a song (Estoy escribiendo una canción) From my heart and my (De mi corazon y alma) Soul for you (Para ti) 1461

Tears of Joy (Lagrimas de Alegria)

Why do I fall in love (¿Por qúe tengo que enamorar? With a tear in my eye (Con una lagrima en mis ojos) Men never cry for love (Los hombres no lloran por amor) We’re too macho to cry (Somos muy machos para llorar)

Why do I suffer so 1462

(¿Por qúe sufro tanto?) When it’s over and done (Cuando ya todo a acabado) Because I can’t deny (Porque no puedo negar) You’re still the only one (Tu sigues siendo la unica) I love (Que yo quiero)

Why do I give my all (¿Por qúe entrego todo?) As I fight back the tears (Al secarme las lagrimas) Teardrops won’t wash (Las lagrimas no limpiaran) Away (Lejos) Wasted lonely years (Los años que desperdicie solo)

Why can’t I fall in love (¿Por qúe no me puedo enamorar? Like a star in the sky 1463

(Como una estrella en el cielo) A smile upon my face (Una sonrisa en mi rostro) Shooting deep in (Lansada con fuerza hacie) Outer space (El espacio)

Tears of joy (Lagrimas de alegria) Tears of joy (Lagrimas de alegria) Because I love you (Porque te amo)

Tears of joy (Lagrimas de alegria) Tears of joy (Lagrimas de alegria) No one’s above you (Nadie esta por encima de ti) Tears of joy (Lagrimas de alegria) Tears of joy (Lagrimas de alegria) Say you think of me (Dime que piensas en mi And we can start all (Y que podemos empesar todo) 1464

Over again (Una vez mas)

Whenever I’m in love (Siempre que estoy enamorado) Water pops out my eyes (Me lloran los ojos) It’s only happiness (Es solo de alegria) My heart can’t disguise (Mi corazon no lo puede dissimilar

I let my feelings show (Dejo que mis sentimieutos se noten) I’m an emotional guy (Soy un tipo emocional) I want your love so bad (Quiero tu amor de tal manera) I’m hysterically high (Que esto istericumente elevado)

1465

Love in Vain (Amor en Vano)

Love in vain (Amor en vano) Under the moonlight (Baja la luz de la luna) I’m back again (Estoy de nuevo aqui) With you on a June (Contigo en una noche) Night (De junio) 1466

I remain (Sigo) Foolishly yours in (Siendo tu yo en) Vain (Vano) By starlight (A la luz de las estrellas) And star bright (Y su brillo)

King and queen (Rey y reina) We lived in palace (Vivimos en paz) Castle in Spain Castillo en España Absent of malice (Sin malicia) Now I’m in pain (Ahora estoy sufriendo) Over your love in vain (Por tu amor en vano) 1467

I can’t recall just why (No puedo recoidar exactamente por que) You left (Te fuiste) But no one else (Pero nadie más) Can take your place (Puede ocupar tu lugar) Though I can’t have (Aunque no puedo tener) All of you (Todo lo tu yo) I’m in love with a (Estoy enamorado con un) Broken heart (Corazon destrosado)

Love in vain (Amor en vano) Just like in a movie (Iqual que en una pelicula) Pouring down rain (Fuerte llovia callendo) I’m running to catch (Estoy corriendo a agarrar) A plane (Un avion) Who can explain (Quién puede explicarlo) 1468

The actions of love in (Las acciones de un amor en) Vain (Vano) I come when you call (Vengo cuando tu dices) My name (Mi nombre)

Spanish Holiday

East L.A. senorita Ava Maria In southern California

It was sad to discover While undercover She’s a bullfighter’s lover Like they say

I charged his cape And stiletto Escaped el barrio 1469

On the east side of L.A.

With my L.A. Latina Los Angelina On a Spanish holiday

Golden Aztec love goddess Queen of Spain immodest Flashing dark eyes

Clicking castanets Playing a guitar Dancing and shouting olé

She’s an alien’s daughter From across the border Green cards in order A-ok

Her lips burned like salsa When we kissed at the altar On a Spanish holiday

1470

Negro Gringo

Negro Gringo Negro Gringo Negro Gringo Negro Gringo

I took a trip to Ensenada Down in Baja California Negro Gringo Negro Gringo Down Mexico way

You stood out on a 1471

Balcony Lovely as Spanish scenery Negro Gringo Negro Gringo A boat was in the bay

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Fiesta fire works Filled the skies And love exploded In our eyes

We made love high Up on a hill Amidst a fragrant Flower field

South of the border Moon and stars Serenaded by guitars

The world was endless Time and space I saw my future In your face

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1472

Felice Navidad Ev’ryday

Well you make this town Shine Just like Xmas time I light up like an Evergreen Decorated Xmas tree

Ev’ry moment you spend It’s a great big holiday It’s mistletoe and holly Honey Xmas wine Hey mama now 1473

It’s Felice Navidad Gifts of love in your Eyes White Xmas in August Baby falls from the Skies

It’s Felice Navidad Santa Claus in the yard Darlin’ sleigh bells in September Xmas carols in October November December

It’s Felice Navidad Unwrapping you in my arms I feel the Xmas spirit Pretty presents sugar Charms

It’s Felice Navidad Ev’ryday that you stay Since you flew from L.A. To New York for a day It’s Felice Navidad

I say a prayer 1474

And thank God I say a prayer And thank God I say a prayer And thank God That I stay on the hard Girl I stay on the hard

Listen to the rhythm of the Rain Turning into snowflakes It’s Xmas again

Even in the months of May June and July You are Xmas cheer And Spanish fly It’s Felice Navidad Whenever you smile It was Xmas before Last It’s been quite a while

You’ve been gone oh so Long Slow as Xmas getting Here Merry Xmas mama And a Happy New Year

Ding-dong ding-dong Ding-dong ding-dong 1475

Ortega and Jones

She cried oh - - - - Oh Ortega He yelled Jesus Cristo Jones Two sexy bodies Black and brown

Undercover Secret lovers They could really turn Each other on

The cops put a bug 1476

Under the rug In the downtown D.C. hotel

Ortega’s a Cuban Revolutionary Jones is a black Liberation terrorist

Ev’ry time they soul kiss She makes a black power Fist

Ortega and Jones Bilingually getting it on All night and day Doing it to the bone

They sho’ could get it on Ortega and Jones Ortega and Jones Ortega and Jones

She moaned arms ammunition Puffing on his brown cigar Two mercenaries For Nicaragua and El Salvador

He went underneath her Ski mask She pulled his bandana 1477

Down

The F.B.I. and C.I.A. Kicked in the door And caught ‘em spent And prone The lusty legend Lingers They sho’ could Get it on Ortega and Jones

Delores Flores

Delores Delores Flores Delores Delores Flores

Hair down to your hips Ruby red lips Dark eyes that sparkle When you smile at me

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Cuba’s loss is America’s 1478

Gain You’re as sweet As raw sugar cane

Havana’s finest A Latin queen Romantic Hispanic Golden Spanish dream

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Espanol savvy Hasta la vista Señor blues

Delores Delores Flores Sweet perfume Delores Delores Flores Rose in bloom

Delores Delores Flores Tropic isle Delores Delores Flores Cuban chile

1479

Nectar in the Night

Nectar in the night Dripping from your sweet Lips Nectar in the night When I grip your sweet Hips

Nectar in the night Delicious and juicy Nectar in the night Morning noon and fiesta Time

1480

Aye aye aye aye aye aye Aye aye aye aye aye aye

I’m a papaya Sweeter than Gonzales Guava tree

Go go go go grab his Guava Then taste some nectar In the night with me

Aye aye aye I’ve a papaya Bulging on brown branches In the sun From the black ghetto To el barrio You know I’ve got the most Exotic one

2-3-4-5-6-7

Nectar in the night Squeeze it out of me Nectar in the night Sexy vitamin C

1481

Nectar in the night Lick your fingertips Nectar in the night Hot lovers smackin’ lips

Drip drop drip drop Drip drop drip drop Drip drop drip - - - -

Come Out of the Convent

As I look up at your Window I pray to God The sisters won’t see Me In the churchyard

You took a sacred vow of Celibacy To be a bride of Cristo But honey you love me

Come on out 1482

Come on out Come on out Come on

Pretty Puerto Rican Catholic girl from San Juan Welcome to America And me

Come out of the convent Stay awhile Come out of convent Lovely virgin child

Come out of the convent One more time Come on out of the Convent In your mind Come on out of the Convent ‘Cause you’re so fine

Come out of the convent (4 times)

Monks in the monastery Dream of love Sexy angels in heaven 1483

Blush up above

Father Bishop is sleeping Mother Superior too Come on out of the convent I ‘ll be true Come on out of the convent I love you

Come out of the convent (4 times)

Love is Wine

When love is a rare Bouquet As yours and mine Don’t let love Languish in anguish On the vine

Champagne or raisins In life You will find Don’t let love sour Withered rotted and Dyin’ 1484

Love is wine Love is wine

Like wine aging In a cellar ‘Til it’s time It ain’t no sin Just say amen

Love is kosher Mella fella Love is wine

Crush them grapes Celebrate Clap your hands And sing And shout it Right on out

Love is wine So divine Glory hallelujah to ya Love is wine

California is a Big old place A lot of people 1485

In a lot of space

The land of golden Opportunity It holds the future For you and me

The crop is ripe The vineyards full The vines are Bountiful with Fruit

So pick sweet grapes And make good wine The dark clouds of Winter Are far behind

The years rolled by On you and I We planted a harvest And the seeds took Root

The mad market man Was hard And he was cruel 1486

He laughed at our price And called me a stupid Fool

I coulda took my gun And shot him graveyard Dead But you pulled me away When I heard these words you Said

Love is wine Love is wine

Like wine aging In a cellar ‘Til it’s time It ain’t no sin Just say amen

Love is kosher Mella fella Love is wine

Crush them grapes Celebrate Clap your hands And sing And shout it 1487

Right on out

Love is wine So divine Glory hallelujah to ya Love is kosher Mella fella

Like wine aging In a cellar Love is wine

Amen

Forbidden Mangoes

Forbidden mangoes Blacks and Latinos Rotting away in the sun

We ripen together But rarely ever Rendezvous and fall in love

Forbidden mangoes Meet me in the park Alone after dark Girl 1488

Forbidden mangoes Exotic afternoons In a hotel room in bloom

Forbidden mangoes Your spicy kiss I need So succulent the seed Baby

Forbidden mangoes The scented fragrance Of your skin When interracial flavors Blend With 3rd world lovers

Forbidden mangoes Hispanics and Negroes In ghettos and barrios Dream Of romantic pleasure In a Garden of Eden Where they can share The tropical peach of love

Forbidden mangoes Juicy pretty Red yellow in the City Lady 1489

Forbidden mangoes Vendors in the street Say you’re good enough To eat

Forbidden mangoes Black and brown Pushcarts abound Downtown

Forbidden mangoes Who said that it’s a taboo Sin Who said that we can’t be More than Mucho amigos Tonight

1490

Aqua under the Bridge

My casa’s up on the ridge The vinos chilled in the Fridge The night before You must ignore That’s aqua under the Bridge

Still aqua runs deep We all must sow what we Reap Don’t be sad 1491

I treated you bad And caused the aqua you Weep

That’s aqua under the Bridge That’ s aqua under the Bridge Darling I Made you cry That’s aqua under the Bridge

That’s aqua under the Bridge That’s aqua under the Bridge Please don’t go I love you so That’s aqua under the Bridge

I said au revoir But you had a reservoir Of tears that’s why You’ll never miss the aqua ‘Til the well runs dry 1492

That’s aqua over the dam Now I’m gentle as a Lamb Now I know I love you so But I’m in hot aqua I Am

HOMELESS 1493

Homeless

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

1. Homeless Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau 1-208-687’89 1494 2. Slime Square Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ‘92 1496 3. Mansion in the Sky Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘71 Pau 1-208-687’89 1498 4. I’m a Transient Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-114-804 ’88 1501 5. Strawberry Road Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-208-687’89 1503 6. It Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-208-687’89 1505 1494

7. Housewife Looking for a Home Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-208-687’89 1507 8. Even Losers Fall in Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687’89 1509 9. Gimmie Gimmie Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau 1-494-693’91 1511 10. Hobo Heart Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘80 Pau 1-208-687’89 1514 11. I’m Gonna Git My Shit Together Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1516

Homeless

Homeless white woman Homeless black man Homeless close couple Holding hands

Homeless folks ain’t got A red cent Homeless lovers can’t Pay the rent

Slumlord city With a pimp’s soul New York where’s your Whore’s heart of gold 1495

Romance thrives in winter Ice cold Homeless sweethearts Skid row patrol

At a midnight mission In L.A. The have-nots have the Hots Flophouses flea bags Are all filled up They make love on the Cots

Dead beats derelicts Hobos Losers and welfare Cheats Bums hit on cute bag Ladies In the alley when they Meet

Homeless French kissing Here on Main Street Homeless people make Sex body heat

Homeless shelter for The passionate poor 1496

Homeless take pleasure On the ground and the Floor

Homeless have horny lust In the dust If they must

Homeless gettin’ laid At charities door

Homeless tramps and Riff raff Seek out romance and score

Slime Square

Sweep him up and out of Here From skid row down you Go to slime square

Spongin’ off of people in The street Lord I’m tired of lyin’ Scroungy on the ground

1497

I got scumbag eyes And yellow on my teeth I wet my pants and Somethin’ I can’t Repeat

I’m headed straight for Hell And no one cares The fleas would bug A hound dog in my hair

I been bummin’ slummin’ Gutter snipin’ ‘round A dead soldier in a Bottle’s all I found

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I guess my ship is Sinkin’ in the east Gon’ git on back to the One I love the least

Bad weather’s gone So it’s looks like the Road is clear So I’m headed south And I’m livin’ from Hand to mouth 1498

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Mansion in the Sky

He said He’d never say It If it wasn’t so His house of many Mansions yours If you don’t go below

The gates are white And pearly So if you’re free from Sin St. Peter gets up early And He will let you in

Welcome to my mansion 1499

My mansion in the sky Homes for the home sweet Homeless The truth is not A lie

Jesus said it in the Bible I read it in my youth He’ll share His father’s House with you I know He told the truth

A fond farewell to Welfare A fond welfare farewell

An escapism from racism No drugs or violent Thugs

People of ev’ry color Will walk on streets Of gold

He prepared a place For ev’ryone His people young and Old

You can come from 1500

Out the ghetto You can come from Out the slum

You can come from Bel-Air Or Fifth Avenue He’ll treat all y’all the same

You’ll get a halo Your very own The servants all have Wings God sits upon a throne And prays A band of angels sing

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1501

I’m a Transient

I’m a transient Like joy and sorrow I’m a transient baby Here today and gone tomorrow I’m a transient I travel all over Heaven is my home

I’m a transient Hungry and homeless I’m a transient honey I fight bigotry and prejudice I’m a transient Poverty is my life Ev’rywhere I roam

1502

The world is your oyster So we won’t force ya To stay if you don’t Want to

That’s what they told me They jail me and scold me But no one can hold me But you

I’ve seen ev’ry city This land is a pity Neon lights spell The evil men do

They wink out And blink out Things we can all do Without Liquor pornography too

I’m a transient No hotels or motels I’m a transient darlin’ Skid row is my hell I’m a transient Ev’ry day and night Nothing do I own 1503

I’m a transient Sugar Ditch Mississippi I’m a transient mama Forsyth County Ga. I’m a transient Howard Beach N.Y. I’m a transient South Africa still makes me Moan

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Strawberry Road

Strawberry Road Way down in Dixie I’m gonna pick me Some more of your Red ripe love berries

Strawberry Road I’ll always remember You last September Comin’ down Strawberry Road

Well shut my mouth I went way down south Just to steal some Georgia peaches 1504

You smiled at me I shook your tree ‘Til your peaches came Tumblin’ down to The ground

Your sexy y’all In a southern drawl Was sweet as honeysuckle On the vine

Sunshine was your Load I reaped what you sowed Comin’ down Strawberry Road

Now big city winter Winds may blow When I’m walkin’ in the Snow

But when it all thaws Out I know I’m gonna pack my sack And back I’ll go to

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1505

Lord I hope that road Ain’t closed

Strawberry Road Strawberry Road Strawberry Road Strawberry Road

I can’t explain it It’s hard to define It

My brain can’t contain It It boggles the mind - - - - It

Stranger oh stranger You have a kind face Do you know how To get to this place

It’s over the mountain 1506

Over the sea It’s out in the valley Awaiting me

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L-o-v-e L-i-f-e It’s all the same Conundrum to me

Wise men expound it Theories abound it Why are we on earth Spinning ‘round and Around it

Stranger oh stranger I found it at last Now I know the future Present and past

It’s within my grasp Listen to me I know the secret Of humanity

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Housewife Looking for a Home

Since you been gone I’m out here all alone I’m just a housewife Looking for a home

Looking for a home Housewife looking for a home Looking for a home Housewife looking for a home

If the way you feel hangs dirty on your clothesline Oh why can’t we wash it out If the wrinkles in your love life really matter Oh why can’t we iron it out

1508

I’m just a housewife Looking for a home Now that you left me To make it on my own Since you been gone I’m out here all alone A lonesome housewife Looking for a home

Looking for a home Housewife looking for a home Way down in Georgia

Looking for a home I’m searching for a place To call my own

Looking for a home The night when we got married You promised faithfully But now you left me stranded And I’m drowning in the sea

The sea of matrimony That’s where you put me down I’m gonna take all my troubles Straight to the lost and found

Since you been gone I’m out here all alone 1509

I’m just a housewife And I’m looking I’m looking for a home

Looking for a home Housewife looking for a home Looking for a home Housewife looking for a home

Even Losers Fall in Love

Luck was a stranger My life was in danger Then like a bolt Out of the blue

Love came in season You gave me a reason Now I can live my life Anew Thank God I fell in love with You

Even losers fall in Love 1510

Ev’rybody gets the Blues Successful people Have to cry Boo hoo Just the same as you And I

Losers weepers Kings and fools Know this world Can be so cruel They sent an angel From above Even losers fall in Love

I was the leader of The race Until I stumbled On my face

You picked me up When I was down My heart was lost 1511

But now it’s found

Although I didn’t Have a dime I was a winner In your mind

You’re ev’rything I’m dreamin’ of Even losers fall In love

Gimmie Gimmie

Gimmie Gimmie What I ain’t got (3 times)

Gimmie Gimmie

Gimmie Gimmie I’m a have not (3 times)

Gimmie Gimmie

Baby gimmie gimmie Gimmie gimmie Gimmie gimmie 1512

Some of your love

Gimmie Gimmie What I ain’t got

Gimmie Gimmie

Baby gimmie gimmie Gimmie gimmie gimmie What I can’t get enough Of Gimmie Gimmie I’m a have not

Gimmie Gimmie

Give me your lips Give me your sweet Love & kisses Kiss me like I’ve been Away

Give me a chance Another chance at our Romance When I come back home To stay Just gimmie gimmie Gimmie gimmie gimmie Love ev’ry day

Gimmie Gimmie 1513

Or get off the pot (3 times)

Gimmie Gimmie

Gimmie Gimmie Girl I got the hots (3 times)

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Gimmie a hug Gimmie a kiss Gimmie a thrill I can’t resist Gimmie some this Gimmie some that Gimmie back Scratches pussy Cat

I want your lips I need your arms I crave your sexy Female charms Gimmie just what I’m thinkin of I’ve got to have 1514

A ton of love

I want a lot Gimmie Gimmie I got a jimmy Gimmie Gimmie

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Hobo Heart

Hobo heart Hobo heart I have a hobo heart

You knew I had a hobo Heart I warned you from the Very start

I said I had a hobo love And wanderlust was 1515

In my blood

So I know that you Know That I sleep around I’m a tramp I’m a vagrant I’m a bum out of bounds

Jealous husbands Run my kind Stone out of town I’m moving up the track And I ain’t comin’ back

You told me I had Hobo eyes I have a hobo heart

Your love was in the Window Like pies I have hobo heart

I’m knockin’ on your Love backdoor I have a hobo heart

A love handout I’m looking for I have a hobo heart

1516

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I'm Gon’ Git My Shit Together

Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya

I'm gon’ git my Shit together Until it smells as Sweet as heather

1517

I'm gon’ git my shit Together Until it's gentle as A feather I'm gon’ git my shit Together They make my feces Tough as leather

I'm gon’ git my shit Together Git off the pot It's now or never Lord Jesus I ain't Done squat diddley My human waste is Gettin' ragggedy Welfare ain't number 2 to me Before they flush me In the sea

I'm gon’ git my Shit together ( O O O O O O )

I'm a dodo stain Upon the wall

I'm gon’ git my Shit together ( O O O O O O )

1518

A stinkin' stool full In the stall

I need the laxative Of love Some angel prune juice From above A BM BS enema In the bowels of This city

I'm in the outhouse Of mankind With world raw Sewage On my mind Green punishing bile I'm in a bind Red diarrhea is a Pity

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I'm gon’ git my Shit together Down in the bed Pan of forever I'm gon’ git my shit Together In life's latrines I will endeavor

1519

I'm gon’ git my shit Together They constipated Clever Trevor

I'm gon’ git my shit Together Because it looks like Crappy weather

The people need my Defecation Excrement spread ‘Cross the nation By doing my business On the streets Unsanitary pay Toilet seats

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1520

THUGZ ON DRUGZ

Satan’s Tree

1521

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

1. Invisible Flowers Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-102-227 ’88 1522 2. A Puff Up Piece of Red Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 1525 3 I Can’t Be a Party to That Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘86 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 1527 4. I’m Auntie Crack Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘86 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 1530 5. Sodomized by Satan Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘86 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 1533 6. Floatin’ Down St. Nick Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 1536 7. Fancy Nancy Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 1539 8. Holy Ghost Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83/’01 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 1542 9. Thugz on Drugz Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 1544

Invisible Flowers

1522

Acapulco gold Panamanian red Chicago green You know what I mean

There’s a florist With a bouquet On the corner From a rare forbidden Flower field

If you’ve got some Money In your pocket You can wheel and Deal

Illegal invisible Flowers They sell ‘em here By the hour These flowers give You the power From Satan’s tree

Illegal invisible Flowers 1523

They grow ‘em here By the hour These flowers give you The power So you can be

A hooked dope fiend Druggie An all American junkie Spaced out on the street You’d rather get high Than eat

Mucho Mexican poppy Columbian cocoa Northern California Lovely sensimillia

It’s underground All around In ev’ry town Blooming in the Gloom of some back Room

You can touch ‘em 1524

You can smell ‘em As they sell ‘em They’ll make a great Funeral reef On your tomb

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A Puffed Up Piece of Red

1525

A puffed up piece of red Is the riddle of my love for you Flaming demons in my blood See through What I’m dreaming of tonight Comes shining true

A puffed up piece of red Could it be a run away balloon Something new and freaky From the moon If you don’t guess the answer soon I’m gonna burst into

For you for you for you A puffed up piece of red If you if you if you Don’t make me blue instead

A piece of burning paper In the index of my hand My fingers were on fire For a while you understand

I’ll tell you all about it Wild excitements on the way Relax because your mind’s About to smile

A puffed up piece of red Like I hold out in my hand 1526

For you

Angel cake the devil’s Workshop bakes brand-new From a wicked witches Magic potion brew

A puffed up piece of red The wrinkled blankets On your unmade bed

Raw adventure glowing in My scheming head Now that you know Who told you so

Flaming demons in your blood Know the riddle of my love Demons eating angel cake That the devil’s workshop bakes

It’s a run away balloon Something freaky from the moon For you for you for you A puffed up piece of red Will do will do will do Strange things to your head

I Can’t Be a Party to That

1527

I can’t be a party to that That crack Fool hearty party to that Oh no

I can’t be a party to that That crack Base head in a party hat Roasted

I can’t be a party to that That crack That jive ain’t where It’s at Jumbo

I can’t be a party to that That crack I’m gonna be tardy to That Instead

I can’t be a party to that That crack In the alley I’m a smarty Cat I say no

I can’t be a party to that That crack 1528

Expose mind and body To that No way

I can’t be a party to that That crack My life ain’t shoddy As that Ghetto

I can’t be a party to that That crack I wouldn’t know how to React And pray

You drunk on whiskey And that’s a sin I know you high on Heroin

You been poppin’ pills Snortin’ coke on a Dollar bill Smokin’ marijuana Basing all you wanna

So get your drugs Out of my face 1529

Go shake your needle Some other place

Don’t ring my bell Bang on my wall I’ll never need or heed The devil’s call

I just celebrate in Jesus Bless His name Shout it out loud Singing Glory Hallelujah Singing Glory Hallelujah Singing Glory Hallelujah I’m so proud

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1530

I’m Auntie (pronounced Anti) Crack

You know who I’ve got my eye on you I see ev’ry bad thing You do

You know who I’ve got a bird’s eye View It’s true I can see right through You

I’m Auntie Crack I ain’t your aunt I’m Auntie Crack And that’s a natural Fact

I’m Auntie Crack And P.C.P. No marijuana Nor LSD

I’m Auntie Crack Cocaine and pills I hate heroin And addicts free Basing

1531

I’m Auntie Crack And alcohol I’m for cold turkey Unsupervised Withdrawal

______Top______

I’ll swoop down on The ghetto Gobble up ev’ry fool Roasted on the brink ‘Til they can’t think In school

You’ll be a dead son And daughter Jailbirds on The border I’ll restore law And order All across this land

I’m Auntie Crack As Mother Hale I’ve got Satan Right by his pointed Tail

1532

I’m Auntie Crack I give a damn I’m hooked on Jesus I married Uncle Sam

I’m Auntie Crack Young boys and girls Brothers and sisters Around this whole wide World

I’m pro no dope I’m warning you I’m Auntie Crack Junkies how do you Do

______Top______

1533

Sodomized By Satan

You don't wanna be sodomized By Satan Seduced sadistically By his band of hellish Angels In the bowels of purgatory

You don't wanna be violated by The devil Don't stick a needle in Your skin Get thee behind me Satan You'll shout and holla Out my friend

Don't smoke shoot or Sniff Let God give you a lift Higher Live pure ev'ryday No don't break down Like a shotgun gay

1534

You won't be better off His rape victim Don't let him penetrate Your soul If you do drugs Intravenously You're just a big Butt hole

So don't put that sucker In your arm `Cause Lucifer don't Love you Ev'ry time you turn on And turn around The king of sin will Screw you (Stick his pitchfork In yo’ ass)

Dit ditty Dit ditty Dit ditty dit

Hey hey hey

Ya da da Ya da da Ya da da da

1535

When you do drugs Intravenously You're sodomized by Satan If you stick that Syringe In your flesh You're sodomized by Satan

Y'all High stoned To the bone You're sodomized By Satan

So don't make him grin Don't let him win Or he'll get you in the End

You don't wanna be Sodomized by Satan ( 8 times )

So don't stick a needle in Your skin Amen

Floatin’ Down St. Nick 1536

Floatin’ down St. Nick Gotta get away Can’t stay here Another Xmas day

Floatin’ down St. Nick I’m so high I see Santa in the Sky high Sky-high

He’s got marijuana For me and you A bag of cocaine And heroin Too

My brothers and sisters Gonna get a little gift Of ghetto goodies To smoke shoot and Sniff Sniff Sniff Sniff Floatin’ down St. Nick Angel dust as white Snow Junkies O.D. on dope My people hooked on sin

1537

Floatin’ down St. Nick I saw the face of Jesus He said go feed your Family Go get a steady job Bob Go get a steady job Bobby Go get a steady job Robert Go get a steady job Junior In the mornin’

Floatin’ down St. Nick Feelin’ good It’s Xmas in my Neighborhood

Reindeer reefer Pullin’ his sleigh Santa Claus Jesus Flew away Away Away Away

Floatin’ down St. Nick Mellow cool and slick Uptown central Harlem In the big rotten apple

1538

It’s a hard drug culture In the heart of New York City Santa Claus on ev’ry Corner Crack Xmas each and Ev’ryday

Fancy Nancy 1539

American addicts Fancy Nancy’s Her nickname So if you’re addicted And you get caught She’s to blame

Pusher’s dealing all over Better hide your head In shame She’s anti-narcotics So don’t play a losing Game

Fancy Nancy The First Lady In the White House

Drug crusader Married to the President

Fancy Nancy Pro no druggies In a red dress

She’s the queen Of a drug free Clean government

1540

Fancy Nancy User’s abusers Loves a cowboy

Strung out West At the ranch In old blue jeans

Fancy Nancy Legal substance In her fur coat

For that old dude It’a a bag of jelly Beans

Well they call her Fancy Nancy She’s a famous Fashion plate

She could make the World a fashion show Redecorate The black ghetto

1541

Fancy Nancy Makes the secret Service nervous With that cowboy Who says he’ll break Your syringe Baby zip Let it slip Fancy Nancy

That old cowboy And the President Are both the same

Holy Ghost 1542

Holy Ghost The Master’s in my room Holy Ghost He’s glowing in the Gloom Holy Ghost I just saw Jesus

Holy smoke I was smoking Marijuana Holy smoke Angel dust and hashish Holy smoke When I saw Jesus

The Father’s son’s A Holy Ghost He is the Holy Roller’s Host He spoke in tongue Crack ain’t no joke He made me throw away My dope

Holy Ghost 1543

The Savior’s come To call Holy Ghost He came right through The wall Holy Ghost I just saw Jesus

Holy Ghost A halo over His head Holy Ghost He stood beside my bed Holy Ghost Yes it was Jesus

Thugz on Drugz 1544

Thugz on drugz Raped Frankie Caldwell Thugz on drugz Killed Marie McCoy

Now I’m waiting In Ambush Alley For sweet revenge Oh yeah

Roughneck hoodlums In my neighborhood Want to rob And terrorize Christian citizens In broad daylight Coming home From church

Thugz on drugz In my gun sight Thugz on drugz Will die tonight They’ll never figure I’ll pull the trigger Before they run Oh yeah

1545

But something stopped me It was Jesus I felt the Master Hold my hand So I left it up to God The Father He’s the best policeman

Thugz on drugz Spawn sons of bitches Thugz on drugz Wear baggy britches Thugz on drugz Smoke that evil Killer diller weed

Thugz on drugz Use P.C.P. man Thugz on drugz Are out of hand Thugz on drugz Y’all understand Say yes indeed

Thugz on drugz Make up the tally Thugz on drugz Down in the alley Thugz on drugz Live in the shadow Of death

1546

Thugz on drugz Sell dope and dying Thugz on drugz Keep crackpot buying Thugz on drugz Love high speed flying Without a net

Thugz on drugz Raped Cousin Frankie Thugz on drugz Killed Sister McCoy

Lord send the God Squad Guardian angels To our defense Oh yeah

Old Mrs. Muldrow She’s over 80 Shook her gray head And said something Weighty

God pull the rug Out from under Thugz on drugz

______Chorus______

1547

Satan’s Sets

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

10. Dispatcher Thatcher’s Dishonor Roll Call Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘88 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1548 11. Paging O. G. #1 Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘88 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1553 12. Gang Party Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘88 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1555 13. One Man Gang Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘88 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1558 14. What’s Up Baby Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’82 ’02 1561 15. Ringleader of Religion Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘86 Pau 1-102-227 ’88 1564 16. The King of Siam Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘86 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1567 17. Gangtown Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘88 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1569 18. Xmas Cuz Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’88 Pau 1-687-604 ‘92 1571 19. No More Gang War Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘57 Pau 1-102-227 ’88 1574 20. Tom’s Liquor Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘91 TXU 527-376 ’92 1578

1548

Dispatcher Thatcher’s Dishonor Roll Call

Dishonor roll call Satan’s sets y’all Eight Trey Hoover’s Hoover Plaza apartments

At 81st and Hoover Streets Kick it

Bounty hunters Blood Nickerson Gardens Watts Housing projects

Nine Deuce Hoover Crips 92nd and Hoover Streets Grape Street biggest Crip Set Jordan Downs Jordan High 103 Street Snaps is money

Westside fresh car West of Broadway Car wash Drug joint Crack house Rolling 60’s Crips 700 members

1549

Crenshaw High School Eastside = Poor Fool O.G. Buster Eight Trey Gangsters = Crips Eleven Deuce Hoovers Raymond Ave. Crips

N Hoods = Bloods Harlem 30 Crips Exposition Park Denker Recreation Center On 35th Street

The 69th Street East Coast Crips 69th and Main Street Main Street Crips Southwest of Crenshaw Rolling 60’s 60’s to the heart

Six Four Brims = Blood Set Long Beach southeast L. A. = Crips 160 Crips Sets 14,000 100 Blood Sets 10,000 member or association Wanna be’s peewee’s and shorty’s

1550

Compton Inglewood Pomona Crips versus Bloods The Brims = Bloods

Ray Ray Doc Holiday The Enforcer Drug dealer = Big house in Compton In jail

Little Fee And Fudge Floyd Baldwin Hills shoot Out Playboy style Crips 106 St. L.A.

Rialto California Gangtown San Bernardino Gangtown

Police Chief Sheriff Inland Empire 61,000 City council Flash hand signs And shout gang slogans

1551

The Inglewood family Gangsters B. G. Baby Gangster Lime Street Gang Skip and Bobby Lavender = Bloods

Silvia Nunn The rehabilitated one Knows how to shoot A submachine gun

69th Street East Coast Crips 69th and Main Street Complex

Tan two-story building Runs from 1st Street One nine 0 190th Street Blue Gate Mafia Crips

103rd Street Watts Government projects 107 Hoover Crips Straight crazy Eight Trey Hoovers Hoods

1552

Gat ‘em Valley Set Pacoima Piru Bloods Gang bang

All over the city Gangtown is a pity Dishonor roll call Satan’s sets are Nationwide y’all

Violent gangsters from The heart Drive by shooters in the Dark Soon they’ll be O. G. wheelin’ Dealin’ Crack cocaine millin’ Stealin’ Killin’ All over the world

Dispatcher Thatcher Signing off Over and out

Paging O. G. # 1 1553

Paging O. G. # 1 Gang bang bang bangers Stop glorifying gangs And surrender

Street gang leaders Who hang tough Chill each member

Who shoot and ricochet Through walls and Windows

Paging O. G. # 1 Gang bang bang bangers Stop glamorizing Gangs Guns and crack cocaine

Jesus Christ is paging Christian soldiers To the L. A. Coliseum Gang moratorium

The Prince of Peace Is paging you Yo’ Crips and Bloods God’s massing a National appeal

Paging O. G. # 1 1554

Gang bang bang bangers Swear on mom gang wars Shall cease fire

Satan’s biggest sin In the Bible He led his gang of Angels And hell began

Love one another Love one another Love one another Love one another

Gang Party

1555

Do dup do do Do do do do do Do dup do do Oh - - - - ( 2 times)

I met a pretty Strawberry girl In Watts last night

Where drive-by shooters Had Gang bang fights

Well I was new From way ‘cross town I thought a gang truce Was going down

But when I got to her Address Driving a red hot flame Corvette

Black L.A. street gang 1556

Party I’m lucky no O.G. Shot me And danced over My dead body All night

Oh They all had blue rags & malt liquor in brown bags Mac 10 guns Out I heard somebody Shout (L.A. gang party)

Who let a slob In here I got weak with fear Police kicked down The door Almost a Gangsta war

L.A. black street gang Party With the real boyz in the Hood

L.A. black street gang 1557

Party Just because she looked So good

L.A. black street gang Party It’s the Bloods versus The Crips

L.A. black street gang Party Where crack cocaine Comes to grips

Gang party Gang party Gang party Gang party

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One Man Gang

One man gang 1558

One man gang He said she loved a One man gang One man gang

One man gang One man gang It shot me down People like a street gangbang

I’m the ghetto Othello I smothered my wife With a pillow Then I tried to take My own life With my trusty Switchblade knife

Oh______

I’m the ghetto Othello A jealous kind of a fellow My best friend told me The lie That caused my woman To die

Oh______

______Chorus______

I’m the ghetto Othello 1559

A criminal type of a Negro Black as the shadows of Night The lady I murdered Was white

Oh ______

I’m the ghetto Othello I thought she made love With a mellow Tall dark handsome Young man Now I’m dying with blood On my hands

Oh ______

______Chorus______

I’m the ghetto Othello Boisterously out loud I bellow About the fate of young Love All the schemes and dreams They think of

Oh ______

I’m the ghetto Othello I put her in a bordello 1560

No matter how hard I try I can’t forget her outcry

Oh ______

______Chorus______

What’s Up Baby

The community is in The grips 1561

Of guns drugs Bloods and Crips Unwanted pregnancies Poverty and AIDS

I’m not afraid to fight For you I’ll wage a war And win it too If I hear he made you Sad and blue

What’s up baby Did he shoot you down Oh girl He’s a gang bangin’ Street thug A drive by crack cocaine Clown

What’s up baby Did he break your heart Oh girl Well he ain’t about love 1562

So don’t get jacked up Play it smart He jumped off On you from The start

I thought maybe Baby that we Could go dancing Romancing tonight

I love you so You took a low blow So I really want to Know

What’s up baby Did he make you cry Oh girl I called to see How you be If he said goodbye Let me dry your eyes

What’s up baby What’s up baby What’s up baby 1563

What’s up baby What’s up baby

Ringleader of Religion

Ringleader of religion That’s what Jesus was 1564

A peaceful dove Ringleader of religion He led a gang of love

Ringleader of religion He walked upon the sea Of Galilee Ringleader of religion He died for you and me

He was the ringleader Of a twelve man band He was the ringleader Without a weapon in His Hand

He was the ringleader His words could cut you Like a knife

He was the ringleader He never backed down From a fight

Ringleader of religion He healed the sick and Lame Possessed and maimed Ringleader of religion Christ was His sacred Name

1565

But they nailed Him to A cross And the whole world Felt the loss

He said turn the other Cheek And blessed are the meek

Still the police murdered Him But He rose up from the Grave Now He’s got millions Of followers And if you join Him You’ll be saved

He was the ringleader On the streets that He made holy He was the ringleader Yes He made a blind man See

He was the ringleader When He fed the multitude He was the ringleader He was the first and 1566

Last cool dude

The King of Siam

1567

He’s the King of Siam And he don’t give a damn Well we all live in a Building so bad They call it Viet Nam

He’s the King of Siam Jesus I’m in a jam He’s got my woman And I’ve got to fight Him Fool in love that I am He’s the King of Siam

He comes from south Chicago His gang is cold and bold He’s got the ghetto madness In his soul

He’ll shoot you in a minute He’ll cut you just for fun Ain’t never been a fight That he ain’t won

He’s the King of Siam And he don’t give a damn Jesus I’m in a jam

He took my woman Wham bam and a 1568

Thank a you mam Now fool in love That I am

The King of Siam’s Got a problem If he wants to jack My ol’ lady

He’s got her up in his Apartment He’s a pimp and a dope Dealing warlord

But I’ll kill The King of Siam ‘Cause people I’m mad as a ram I’ll take back my woman Shazam From that scam and then I’m The new King of Siam

Gangtown

Black L. A. gangs 1569

Ghetto street kings Flashing blue Or scarlet colors Ev’rywhere

Sets of hoodlums Make the tension hum In south central L.A. My people live in fear

God the mighty knows Ev’ry place they go We tremble in their Wake They ravish and they take

They kill and kill again They don’t care it’s a sin Get punished in a jail And see the system fail

Black L.A. gangs Love to gang bang Are they all straight Crazy gangstas To the heart

L. A. is Gangtown O. G. Gangland Rock cocaine 1570

And submachine guns Rule their world

All over Gang City Police don’t forbid it Just say no is noble Will Gangtown spread Global

Don’t let a Gang of guns Destroy our neighborhood We’ll silence the Violence Before Watts burns Down again

Xmas Cuz

Don’t shoot Santa Claus 1571

Xmas Cuz With your uzi

Don’t shoot Santa Claus Xmas Cuz In his bootay

Don’t shoot Santa Claus Xmas Cuz He’ll get bloody

Put away your uzi Let him do his duty Please don’t kill him Dead Don’t drive by He’s afraid

That’s what the kids In the projects Of South Central L. A. said As they ran for cover And hid underneath the bed

Don’t shoot Santa Claus Xmas Cuz He wears the enemies Colors

Don’t shoot Santa Claus Xmas Cuz No don’t riddle him 1572

With bullets

Don’t kill Santa Claus He’s not in a gang Black angry children Sang

All you pee wee’s And wannabe’s Gang bangin’ shorty’s Let him do his thing

Don’t shoot Santa Claus Xmas Cuz He don’t belong to The Bloods

Don’t shoot Santa Claus Xmas Cuz He wears red clothes Like he does

Don’t kill Xmas For ev’ry boy and girl In the whole wide world

Say the coast is clear For Santa Claus reindeer Ev’ryday of the year And we’ll be free from fear 1573

He’s not a big fat slob Let him spread some Xmas Cheer

So all you Crips and Bloods Hip-hop away From here

No More Gang War

No more Gang war 1574

Ev’ry race Creed and color

No more Gang bangin’ war Drugs ain’t worth Killin’ for

No more Gang war Boycott The guns Are Us Store

No more Gang bangin’ war Collect gang guns Galore

Laid out flat On a ghetto floor An innocent child Couldn’t cry no more

The doc looked her over But I knew she was dead He pulled me aside And here’s what he said

Gang war Makes young and old People die 1575

Gang war The gangstas shoot Drivin’ by

No more Gang war Stop all the black And brown gore

No no no more Gang bangin’ war Gun control Is the cure

No more Gang war Dump all the guns Off shore

No more Gang bangin’ war Politicians Ignore

The East Side Rough and ready’s Standin’ on a dark Street corner

If the West Side Gang Shows up they cried Ev’ry gangbanger 1576

Will be a goner

In a gang war Gang war Shots ricochet through Windows and doors

In a gang war Gang war The neighborhoods Caught in the uproar

Good citizens For civil rights Just can’t stand To lose this fight

We won’t turn chicken And run We’ll buy back The guns From the gangs By the ton

No more Gang war Pay the gangs off To join the Peace Corps

No more Gang bangin’ war Feed the Third World’s 1577

Hungry and poor

No more Gang war Free America

No no no more Gang bangin’ war Unarm all gangstas

No more Gang war Ev’ry race Creed and color

No more Gang bangin’ war Shake hands And settle the score

Yo!

Tom's Liquor

1578

The cops harangue A gang And bicker Around the corner From Tom's Liquor

T.V. helicopters Record the action As the plumes of smoke Got thicker

A riot erupted In the street A car and trucker Tricker Heroes helped the Fallen To the closest Red Cross sticker

God help the victim Who felt the ghettos Vicious pricker

For the one's that cried The one's that died The one's that keep us Terrified

1579

The one's that tried The one's that lied The one's that kept Us all supplied

The one's that hide The one's that spied The one's that cannot Be denied

The one's that chide The one's that bide The one's that commit Homicide

Urban pyromaniacs Cat and mouse Who died that night In your house

Looters fill baskets Made of steel wicker And toast the gang At Tom's Liquor The fire department Cannot fight Mecca burning Fraught with fright

1580

A man's praying in The street Like a vicar As Molotov cocktails Are mixed At Tom's Liquor

Irony is a funny thing When you think Two men named King

One a leader for Civil Rights The other bludgeoned With racist might

The first one died For equality The second suffered Police brutality

The jury's verdict Won't seem slicker Unless you live Near Tom's Liquor

Where arsonist Anonymous can't Avoid each phantom Camera clicker

1581

As trigger fingers Guerrilla style Vent hatred with a Sniper's snicker (Heh heh heh heh)

Conservatives and Status quo Shake their heads 'Cause they don't know

Why these people act This way And will a Nero inferno Destroy L.A.

Is this a disease In the land Or a have-not Scorched earth policy Plan

To take the streets Revolt and be A patriot for Anarchy

No song can say No poem rhyme The wisdom or The fool This time

1582

There's no control The town's aflame If there's a leader What is his name

If there's a voice Then let her speak The words of love And liberty

Before the angry mob Gets sicker Intoxicated by Tom's Liquor

Hire the vandals And the thugs Employ all the ones On drugs quicker Welfare moms And dead beat dads Politicians don't Dare dicker

Pay the gangs plus Homeless folk And any immigrant Fruit picker

Don't let Dr. King's Dream fail Fade and flicker

1583

So when you rebuild L.A. Just don't rebuild A bigger better Taller wider Stronger To last longer Tom's Liquor

Solomon Solution

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page 1584

Written Date &No. No.

35. Hallucination Holiday Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-102-227 ’88 1585 36. Thread Your Own Needle Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’65 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 1588 37. Ignorance Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘87 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1591 38. Worse First Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘85 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1594 39. Education Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘88 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 1597 40. Ear Trumpets and Drums Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘90 Pau 1-494-693 ’91 1599 41. Income Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1602

Hallucination Holiday

Hallucination 1585

Ain’t no more hoodlums In Harlem Hallucination Ain’t no more gangstas In the South Bronx

Hallucination Ain’t no more Thugz on drugz In Brooklyn Hallucination Ain’t no more Crime in New York

The cities safe to walk Doodle doodle doodle Dee In the park after dark La la la la la la la la lee The kids can run and Play Yea yea yea yea Hallucination holiday

Hallucination crack Stopped spreading cross The nation 1586

Crack took a permanent Vacation Crack was wiped out by Education Hallucination holiday

Hallucination Crack is un-American Crack was serious as Cancer Crack thank God We found the answer Hallucination holiday

Hallucination Ain’t no more Guns and knives Or cocaine Hallucination heroins No longer in great Demand

Hallucination Ain’t no more Robbing helpless 1587

Women The mugging had To cease And desist that’s for Sure

When they come from The store Doodle doodle doodle Dee We ran the junkies All away La la la la la la lee Good people finally Have a say Yea yea yea yea Hallucination Holiday

Thread Your Own Needle

Thread your own needle 1588

Thread your own needle . . . Thread your own needle

Thread your own needle With a thimbleful of love Thread your own needle With pretty colors you dream of Thread your own needle

Thread your own needle In this life you’ll find You gotta pick your own Pattern And draw your own Design

My people My people Thread your own needle

My brother My sister Mend your own mind

Life’s what you make it It ain’t custom made Sew like the devil And you’ll never be 1589

Saved

My people My people Thread your own needle

My brother my sister Stitch the hole in Your soul

An old woman told me This When I was ragged and so Blue

She said a needle in a Haystack Is waitin’ for you

Plain and simple May be your style Or fancy doodads shinin’ When strife tears your heart Apart Don’t just sit there Whinin’ ……..

My people My people Thread your own needle

1590

My brother My sister Patch up your pride

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Ignorance

Ignorance sticks out Like a sore thumb 1591

It hits like a hammer And you’re struck dumb

Then you get all F’s When the grades come And fail your whole Life through

Ignorance sticks out Like a sore thumb You stand on the corner And drink rum

You grow up a numb scull Street bum No teacher could Reach you

Ignorance sticks out O O O O Stupid bandage Wrapped about

Ignorance sticks out O O O O Study take a smarter Route Ignorance sticks out So stay in school Without a doubt

Ignorance sticks out 1592

Stupid bandage Wrapped about

Study take a smarter Route Stay in school Without a doubt

Ignorance sticks out Like a big sore thumb

Thumbs up A+ Thumbs down F- Hitchhiking On life’s road

You’re all thumbs Unskilled Stuck in a plumb Will twiddle black and blue Hurt swollen pride And ego too

Ignorance sticks out Like a sore thumb You need college knowledge Better get some

Graduate in a great Auditorium Education’s king

1593

Ignorance sticks out Like a sore thumb You can’t get a job No momentum

Here’s a thumbnail Sketch Of how to get from F’s to A’s just sing

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Worst First

It might get better etc. But now the world is 1594

So perverse Before they pick the Community’s pocket Rape charity and snatch Life’s purse

It might be greater Later Like it says In the Bible verse

End racism Silence the violence Put the whole thing In reverse

It’s gonna get worse first Worse first You gonna need a doctor Before a nurse

It’s gonna get worse first Worse first Before you die of hunger You die of thirst

It’s gonna get worse first Worse first Before you need a hospital You’ll need a big black hearse 1595

Worse first

It won’t progress It’ll get worse first Before the sun shines It’ll cloud burst

The rain will fall Like an evil curse Instead of blue skies It’ll get worse first

I live a lie Pretending I’m the man Who can take it And understand

I’m sinking in your Quicksand And you won’t even Lend A helping hand

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(Don’tcha know that) You created a shortage (Can’tcha see) The people can’t afford it 1596

(Why don’tcha just) Pay top scientist To find the cure For AIDS and addicts (You could) Make the needy’s dark days sunny (If you) Tax the greedy for the Money Train the homeless and helpless poor What the hell are you waiting for - - - -

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Education

Education That’s what the children need Education 1597

So they can write and read Education All across the nation

Education For ev’ry boy and girl Education All the around the world Education Have a global graduation

Apply yourself in school Don’t be a stupid fool Don’t hang out on the street You’ll go down in defeat

Your brain will set you free Your mind can make you so happy Forget hard drugs and crime Just study all the time

Education Is the only hope Education Is a rescue rope Education And a scholar’s dedication

Higher learning Get a Ph. D. College knowledge Is the remedy 1598

Education Holds the master key To occupations

Education La la la la la I’d love to walk you Home from school

Education La la la la la We can learn The golden rule

Education La la la la la Hold your hand Carry your books

Education La la la la la How beautiful straight A+ looks

Education E-D-U-C-A-T-I-O-N (Spell)

Ear Trumpets and Drums

If you go to church Praise the Lord 1599

Worship God And say your prayers

Believe in Him Keep the faith Spread His truth Around the world

Ear trumpets and Drums Don’t surrender and Succumb To the daily news Ev’rywhere you go

AIDS homeless and Drugs You can’t sweep ‘em Under the rug On any station you Choose TV and radio

That line if I could Save just one I heard some people Say They collected lots Of money And then they went Away

1600

Now ev’rywhere I go I see On ev’rybody’s face A look of Not in my backyard You don’t It’s a national Disgrace

Ear trumpets and drums I’ve got a love song You can hum And you can’t run from Boom box stereo

Jobs poverty crime We’ll find the Solution in time If we pay our dues The Bible told me so

It’s the daily news Ev’rywhere you go Oh On any station you Choose 1601

TV and radio

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Income

Gentlemen with ladies Sex ain’t overrated 1602

Mmm mmm mmm

Ladies all crave romance And they want some finance Mmm mmm mmm

So if you want to please Your baby The only way and I don’t Mean maybe To satisfy a woman In this world And a pretty girl

They all love income Forget the outcome They don’t care how come Before they’re overcome They just want income That’s where they’re Comin’ from When you get income Come come come Then men they’ll give you Some ______love

All women want spasms Of multi-orgasms Mmm mmm mmm

1603

But they won’t reach a climax Ev’ry night it’s a fact Mmm mmm mmm

So if you think that you’re A lover Let me warn you brother As soon as she discovers Your salary’s Mucho dinero

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When I was fat and forty The women called me Shorty Mmm mmm mmm

Then I got a good job Now they call me big Bob Mmm mmm mmm

So if you’re hustlin’ Makin’ money You’ll soon get Some honey 1604

As sure as you’re a Workaholic Busy bee

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1605

NIGGER HILL

Nigger Hill

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No. 1606

Introduction Mom N’ Pop Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1608 1. 3 Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1609 2. South Dakota Sunshine Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1612 3. Deadwood Women Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1616 4. He Lost His Mine Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1621 5. Nigger Hill Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1624 6. Gold Bug Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1627 7. What to Do If You Get Scalped (And Live to Tell About It) Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1630 8. The Stagecoach to Deadwood Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1633 9. You Smell Like Madame Knutson Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1636 10. Floral Valley Fantasy Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1640 11. Rain-In-the-Face Killed Custer Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1643 12. The Ballad of Deadwood Dick Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1647 13. Kitty Arnold Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1650 14. Yellow Doll Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1653 15. Gumbo Lily Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1657

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

16. Panhandle Peggy 1607

Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1660 17. South Dakota Hysterical Society Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1664 18. Big Chief Schoochie Moochie Mom N’Pop Music Robert E.Lee, Jnr. ‘58 Pau 1-399-491 ‘90 1668 Robert Jose Williams 19. The Gold Spittoon Saloon Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1671 20. Poker Face Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1674 21. How Long is a Piece of String Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1677 22. Trinkets for the Tourists Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1680 23. The Ghost of Potato Creek Johnny Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘91 Pau 1-619-471 ’92 1683 24. Mount Moriah Mine Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘89 Pau 1-393-724 ’90 1687

Introduction

When the Black Hills Were white with snow As Deadwood City 1608

Grew below And the color of gold Began to show In Lawrence County

When Wild Bill stalked Main Street And Madam Mustache Could not be beat Her knock out drops Would cheat Jesus Christ To win As soiled doves Sold love upstairs And lived in sin

Their bodies were Commodities And that’s how they Paid the bills When the white man Found gold In the Black Hills

A partnership of 3 Prospectors Rumor has it They had a metal Detector 1609

In the early spring Of 1876

They located the Home stake Mining claim Mose and Fred plus Hank Were their names And this is their Only claim To fame

Mose had the nose Fred had the head Hank had the bank You heard what I Said And dynamite to blast And explode

Mose had the nose Fred had the head Hank had the bank You heard what I said That’s how they Found The big boss load

1610

3 with a pick And a pan plus a Shovel Add lots of digging By hand

They couldn’t see Down deeper rich Pockets Of booty in the Land

For what seemed a fortune And financial rebirth Was but a drop in The bucket To all it was worth Concealed in the Bowels of the earth

And so they Discovered another Mine Nearby the first one The old Abe shined They sold it And when the deal Was sealed and done 1611

The 3 miners Rode off into the Sun

Mose had the nose Fred had the head Hank had the bank You heard what I Said A partnership of 3 prospectors

Mose had the nose Fred had the head Hank had the bank You heard what I Said Rumor has it They had a metal Detector

South Dakota Sunshine

Calamity Jane Chewed tobacy When Wild Bill Hickok Made her happy Deadwood Dick Was blacker than The blackest hills 1612

Custer was a fightin’ fool Under God the people rule Lady luck was the Miners’ only friend But Preacher Smith Could save ‘em all from sin

Brush my teeth with Baking soda Gonna go to South Dakota I’m prospectin’ that I’m gonna find

So much gold I’ll make my quota Need a locomotive motor To haul away the pay dirt From my mine

Black Hills coyote Got my odor Howlin’ in the ponderosa Comb my hair With needles from the pine

Spruce up for my Dance hall daughter Pack a burro 1613

Mother lode And head for my South Dakota sunshine

Winter blizzards Forty degrees below A norther is the Coldest wind You’ll ever know

I think of Pasqueflowers To pass the mountain Time And pray to God That I don’t go Snow-blind Dreamin’ of her South Dakota sunshine

In the spring My love promoter Said come to Deadwood That’s all she wrote She’s the prettiest In the chorus line

I miss my golden Hearted lover 1614

Each gleamin’ precious Rare iota Her smile beams mild As South Dakota Sunshine

And when I become A big tycoon I’ll buy the brothels Dance halls and Saloons

Live in a great mansion With her for show Eat mountain elk And buffalo Ski and sauna In the snow

Build a gilded Gamblin’ palace Grand design By poker Alice And bask in the Brightest day divine

Don’t need to go up to my glory ‘Cause heaven’s in this territory 1615

Her smile beams mild as South Dakota sunshine

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Her smile beams mild as South Dakota sunshine A big blue sky of South Dakota sunshine I’m headed for my South Dakota sunshine

Deadwood Women

Deadwood women On Bleeker Street Half world girls Who lie and cheat

Scarlet ladies of the Night 1616

Kick bite scratch And pull a knife

Morphine Molly’s And Laudanum Lil’s What’chamajig ums And Red Eye Ruby’s Badlands Betty’s And Black Eagle’s Daughter

Bet Little Chinky Can love the cowboy Boom boom boom Out of you

Big Mex is next She’s a greaser who Got the best Mess in the West Make ya yell yahoo!

Deadwood women Love Black Hills Men When they come to Town And spend

Precious metal From the mine 1617

At cribs and shacks Along the line

A bond of lust And sin combine In saloons and Barrooms You’ll find

Deadwood women Deadwood women

Head for the hills Gold miners gold mills Gold miners gold diggers Why Custer got killed

Head for the hills And get rich quick Jubilee Hills You son-of-a-bitch

Ten thousand bastards Got the Black Hills Itch For Deadwood Women

Ain’t no man Born can stay A better time in 1618

Bed And lay

Upon a finer built Soiled dove All the prospectors Push and shove

I’d like to take A buggy ride Tonight with Naughty Nellie

Slap her bare Backside with my poke And pour pure gold Dust On her belly

Lay my nuggets On her breasts Make her surrender And confess Yes!

Deadwood women Love mountain men Who work six months 1619

Then they descend Down to camp And trade their goods A hide for a hide When the women Would

California Joe And Potato Creek Johnny Nigger Jim And Colorado Charley

Boone May And Sheriff Seth Love them Deadwood Gals to death

Deadwood women Wear pantalets Deadwood women In bloomers yet

Deadwood women Dakota queens Deadwood women From New Orleans

Montana mamas Texas tall Den of iniquity 1620

Wyoming harlots Walk Main Street For Troy ounce ingots

Deadwood women Deadwood women

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He Lost His Mine

Yes a mine is a Terrible thing to Waste

Pretty baby

1621

Yes a mine is a Terrible thing to Waste

Don’t mean maybe

Yes a mine is a Terrible thing to Waste

Drive you crazy

Yes a mine is a Terrible thing to Waste

His pan showed little color His sluice fell down all day He broke his pick and shovel His burro ran away

He lost his mine He kept his head His grub was gone His horse was dead

An ounce of gold Was hard to find The claim jumpers 1622

And land grabbers Could rob him blind

He didn’t go mad Or go insane His luck ran out Just like a vein Dakota moon Beamed through The pine He thought He saw A mother nugget Shine

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He found his nerve & his will to fight He became a winner In the dark of night

Now he could leave And return in time Then he’d atone And Reclaim his mine

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1623

Nigger Hill

I’m gwine to the Black Hills And I’m gwine build A cabin in the woods Upon Nigger Hill

Red nigger injuns 1624

I’m gwine kill While I dig for gold In Nigger Hill

Ask any miner Where a black man will Find a gold mine He say Nigger Hill Nigger Hill

Told me to go over The mountain And don’t stop ‘til I see a bunch like me On Nigger Hill

We worked all day Sang all the time Saved our gold dust Stayed out of town

We got rich in ’76 And moved away (jig time) Before the white man’s Tricks Could confiscate the deal (grunt) Up on top of Nigger Hill

Deadwood City Was a thrill 1625

Made my fortune On Nigger Hill

Pick and shovel Paid my bill Gold and silver Nigger Hill

Found a woman I fulfill Mining here on Nigger Hill

Happy as young Jack And Jill Million dollar Nigger Hill In the Black Hills

So don’t be so sure Where you send a Nigger He just might be a Real gold digger Ain’t lackadaisical As you figure Inferior and small

1626

I would rather be a Jet-black nigger If it made my bank Roll bigger With nappy hair And lips like liver Sniffin’ brandy and Smokin’ on my cigar

The claim on Nigger Hill Was worth it all The name of Nigger Hill Stood proud and tall The shame of Nigger Hill I can’t recall I climbed up Nigger Hill And made a haul

Gold Bug

Gold was Discovered By Egyptians back in 4,000 B.C. Long before the God of Mammon Or King Midas Mythology 1627

In dark recesses The pyramids Blessed it ‘Til this very day In time A darting tongue Is hissing kissing Lusting The stuff worshipped By mankind

Gold Bug Gold Bug Gold Bug Gold Bug

Gold Bug Ev’rywhere he drilled Milled and dug Gold Bug Insect crawlin’ on his Flesh And in his blood

Gold Bug He liked to toil in soil And muck in streams and Mud Gold Bug Gold is the only thing He’ll ever truly love

He was a gold bug 1628

There’s plenty proof He sent gold prices Right through the Roof Metric tons of pure Gold ore He was a gold bug And that’s for sure

Gold bug gold found Gold bug boomtown Gold bug gold rush Mother lode underground His beady greedy green Eyes shine Mineral wealth Was a load off his mine

Then his great fangs Began to grind When his wings spread Serpentine His antennae persuaded many an Old prospector To sign the dotted line

1629

Gold Bug Gold Bug Gold Bug Gold Bug

Gold Bug Feeding on his heart Soul and mind Gold bug Eating And drinking him to death Like meat and wine Gold bug He’s been a gold bug Back since 1849 Gold bug That’s when he envisioned A San Simeon Hearst Castle Shrine

What to Do If You Get Scalped (And Live to Tell About It)

What to do if you Get scalped And live to tell about it Just survive You can thrive Without it Don’t doubt it 1630

Turn the tables If you’re able Burn your beans Save your bacon Stop tender footed Bellyachin’

Eatin’ bacon and beans Tellin’ tales of Chief Broken Wind They sat ‘round the campfire B.S.’n

The air was thick With fear They could loose their Hair Call on Jesus if you Pray Only God can save the Day You can’t hear Moccasins in moonlight They say

Before you can cry out For help A brave will have your Hairy scalp Hangin’ down upon His belt 1631

Worse headache you Ever felt Think your mind is Gonna melt They’ll cut out your Heart And eat it raw

Mutilate castrate And massacre Rape and burn Impale you on a Stake Circumcise your Head Or turn you into A squaw

What to do if you Get scalped And live to tell about It Wear a hat Buy a wig It’ll heal & Grow back In a little bit Just act crazy 1632

And throw a fit

What to do if you Get scalped And live to tell about It Think positive Use your first aid Kit Ain’t no left-handed Sioux So forget about it

The Stagecoach to Deadwood

Road agents and highwaymen Rob the stagecoach to Deadwood Indians on the warpath Attack the stagecoach to Deadwood

Six horses strong Run all day long to Deadwood Soldiers from the fort Protect the stagecoach To Deadwood

1633

Drummers by the score Travel the stagecoach To Deadwood Gamblers and whores Come on the stagecoach To Deadwood

A pleasure coach Across the plains The prairie and Black Hills remain If you’re lookin’ for A life change Climb on board The stagecoach to Deadwood

The drivers know The roads and trails Smart as a whip They never fail

The scenery will Keep you occupied A smile a mile While God rides by Your side I’ll arrive On the stagecoach To Deadwood 1634

Shout hallelujah On the stagecoach To Deadwood I’m comin’ back to ya On the stagecoach To Deadwood and then

We’re build a home And never roam I feel it in the wheels

The skies are blue above On the stagecoach To Deadwood This passenger’s in love On the stagecoach To Deadwood and you

I’ve got a dream Around the bend Awaitin’ at my Journey’s end I long to see Your face again When I arrive on The stagecoach To Deadwood

When I arrive on The stagecoach To Deadwood 1635

When I arrive on The stagecoach To Deadwood

You Smell Like Madame Knutson

Well the settlers Smelled like trail dust And a whiff of prairie sweat The whores were filthy To begin with But I never will forget

Oh you smell like Madame Knutson 1636

The hard workingest Woman ever

She ain’t had a bath In thirty days And it looks like More hot weather

Oh you smell like Madame Knutson Pioneer spirit

Mail order brides And school marms Smell like Madame Knutson Pioneer spirit

All the pioneer women Reeked righteous with it Proud pilgrim families Smelled just like the lady Blazin’ trails in history

Oh the Indians stank Of the Badlands And the stench of the buffalo Lord the gamblers were gamy From cigar smoke 1637

And whiskey Don’t you know

All the tenderfeet held their noses And followed behind her train And at night when she was sleepin’ They’d say a prayer for rain

Oh you smell like Madame Knutson Pioneer spirit

Bullwhip train Full freight train Cold muddy Black Hills rain came

Hard to pull Stress and strain Haulin’ mining Equipment again Strong twenty-ox team train Deliverin’ people and supplies Before the winter snow flies

Oh you smell like Madame Knutson Pioneer spirit

Oh you smell like 1638

Madame Knutson She was rank with it The foundin’ fathers ran for cover When her odor hit

Oh you smell like Madame Knutson You got a strong-arm pit

Oh you smell like Madame Knutson Pioneer spirit

Yeah you smell like Madame Knutson Ox manure and spit They should’ve throwed Her in the river Or Dirty Woman Crick

When you smell like Madame Knutson You’d give a skunk A fit

Well you smell like Madame Knutson Pioneer spirit

Yeah you smell like Madame Knutson Sand and grit 1639

They shoulda bathed her in The drinkin’ water Bit by bit

Oh you smell like Madame Knutson And she smelled like shh - - - It

Amen

Floral Valley Fantasy

It’s a floral valley Fantasy People say they never Met Now they lay side by Side Forget-me-nots I won’t forget

He wore a broad brimmed Sombrero hat 1640

He had breathtaking speed His guns were flood And fire To a bloodthirsty Outlaw breed

Hearts and flowers Perfect mix The flowers power Did the trick A heavenly fragrance Filled the air Of sweet perfume

In a field of scented Petals They were one Loves a fresh bouquet In bloom Under the sun He deflowered her As she was his Favorite flower

She came to Deadwood City From Cheyenne Great pioneer woman 1641

Wearing buckskin And brave As a frontiersman

She ate hardtack and Beans with soldier boys In the 7th Cavalry She drank coffee And stood night Guardian With the army for Free

Pretty wild flowers In her hair They walked waist High In long john underwear As beautiful flora Ev’rywhere Was growing all Around

Each moment was Precious And so rare As the gold The miners found Laying there They created a flower Bed Two could share 1642

Of yellow pink and Rosy red

Then they made love In a floral valley Fantasy An exercise in Ecstasy And a secret day Dream became Reality instead

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It’s a floral valley Fantasy Rain-in-the-Face Killed Custer

Rain-in-the-Face Killed Custer Custer thought it Was Cupid’s dart He was dreamin’ ‘bout His woman Libbie When the bullet pierced His heart

A volley of arrows Could have hit him He was thinkin’ of Her eyes Although he was 1643

Surrounded He didn’t hear savage War cries

Beautiful Elizabeth So beauteous to see A vision of poised Loveliness My sweet angel lady

A photograph can’t Capture you An artist brush won’t do A sculpture of your Style and grace Could never give a clue

If a tomahawk Had come down upon him He was in a romance trance So he’d never ever notice If they stabbed him With a lance

As he lay in peace They wondered Should they use the Scalping knife He was dyin’ and goin’ To glory Reminiscin’ About his wife 1644

Beautiful Elizabeth So dainty in your fashion Parasols and petticoated Pure unbridled passion

Your form so fair Beyond compare Your flesh a hue So rare I hope I die and go To heaven Because I know you’re Welcome there

Rain-in-the-Face Murdered two white men And boasted about it It seems He was a brave Hunkpapa Indian The strongest most Hostile and mean

Just two years before Little Big Horn General Custer Arrested him But he escaped to join Sitting Bull And made fools of all of them

1645

Rain-in-the-Face Charged Custer Who fought with his Saber so bold As warriors fell All around him So white men could Dig for gold

Rain-in-the-Face Wanted to scalp him But the prize trophy He never got As the Indians respected Custer Because he laughed When he got shot

Beautiful Elizabeth I’ve seen the old Black Hills The mountain plains And prairie great Rivers and oceans mate

Your equal I have 1646

Never seen No wonder can equate I’ll close my eyes Rememberin’ And keep this date With fate

Rain-in-the-Face Killed Custer

The Ballad of Deadwood Dick

Yes he could ride Shoot straight and rope He was the star Of the town’s first rodeo

Fourth of July 1876 That’s the day that he Performed his bag of Tricks

They called him Deadwood Dick Ex-slave maverick The corral dust was 1647

Thick As mustangs pitched A bitch

They called him Deadwood Dick Ain’t no minstrel comic No fast gun was quick As his jet black magic Nat Love was Deadwood Dick

A Rio Grande round up (Brave and terrific) A range war (Handsome young romantic) Could start up (He was the ladies pick) Stampedin’ the buffalo (Should be a Hollywood flick) The Indians captured him (Because he was so chic) But he escaped from them (King of the rodeo) Forty miles through (He really stole the show) A blizzard of snow (He could rodeo)

He knew all the brands (Still some contradict) All over the land (That he was Deadwood Dick) 1648

He was the king (They doubt his heroics) Of the real cowboys (They think of him as slick) His deeds are down (Horses with plenty kick) On the pages of history (Got sugar they could lick) But they didn’t say (Can’t beat him with a stick) He was a black man (Loyal and patriotic)

Castanets click For Deadwood Dick In old Mexico And on the Chisholm Trail

One big conflict Dogged Deadwood Dick He got word too late To help Custer prevail

1649

Kitty Arnold

Kitty the schemer Boasted Hong Kong She sung a South African Diamond field song

Kitty littered The Barbary Coast In San Francisco She was Quite a hero Champagne toast of Yokohama A white cosmopolitan orient Mama (4 times)

Was Kitty a liar She wasn’t a bore 1650

Kitty the pioneer Kitty the whore

Kitty Arnold Not Kitty Leroi Buckskinned beauty Wild Bill’s pride and joy

Two thousand men On Main Street meet Gold hungry and lustin’ For her booty

She was packin’ a pistol And wearin’ a smile When Deadwood City Was wooly and wild

Who’s that filly Comin’ to town Wild Bill’s woman Pound for pound

From Cheyenne I’ve been told Worth her weight In Black Hills gold

Compassionate woman Held Wild Bill’s head After a skunk Had shot him dead 1651

Same good woman Buried him With Calam and the Rest of them

Respectable lady In the church life A fundraiser for Charity Good mother and wife

A 24-karat heart And soul Not just notorious Like I was told

In my search For knowledge carnal I found the religious Side of Kitty Arnold

In my search For knowledge carnal I found the religious Side of the infamous Kitty Arnold

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1652

Yellow Doll

Ming Dynasty and the Dreaded Tong In Deadwood City Banged the gong

Yellow Doll

At laundry shacks Along Main Street Were Chinese prostitutes You’d meet

Yellow Doll

A pinch of gold dust Was all they cost American miners I swear to Joss

Yellow Doll 1653

Yellow Doll was Beautiful Make any man A goldern fool

Yellow China Doll

Old China ways In Black Hill days Made slant-eyed John A jealous one

Yellow Doll

Asiatic I’m ecstatic But your narcotic Is a sin

Yellow Doll

Null and void Sweet Mongoloid I must avoid Your opium den

Yellow China Doll

Hideous God 1654

Carved out of wood Upon a throne With demons

High priest smokin’ Pipes of death I thought I heard You screamin’

In your fancy hairdo And best costume A Chinaman killed You cruel (He was crazy)

Chopped you into Little pieces So they couldn’t Send you back east To your species (What a fool)

Your jewelry of Precious stones You wore in Oriental Fashion

Yellow Doll

Were still in tack At the murder scene 1655

A crime of Jaded passion

Yellow Doll

Soon most Chinese Moved away So sad they couldn’t Stay

Yellow Doll

But Deadwoodites Recall Lantern’s firecrackers And rice whiskey

Yellow Doll

Masonic Temple Hall Yellow Doll

Chinese New Year’s Ball Yellow Doll

Entertain enthrall Yellow Doll

Lotus blossom small Yellow China Doll

1656

Gumbo Lily

Gumbo Lily had a past She loved a man Who wore a mask Treacherous was her Middle name Dirty dealin’ was her Whole dang game She stole a lovesick Jasper’s claim Gumbo Lily

Her fingernails Were sharp as claws She collected gold dust In her drawers

She’d cheat and steal it Underneath her nails If the sheriff caught her She’d go to jail

Her lover robbed 1657

The Deadwood Stage The whole Black Hills Was in a rage Gumbo Lily

He drove her wild One night in June She howled and bayed Up at the moon

The dance hall girls And dealers In the Red Bird Saloon Thought Lily was Plum Loco For a coon Gumbo Lily

Her eyes were green Her hair was red Her body was a Feast in bed

They caught ‘em naked And aroused As Lily mooed Like Hereford cows When big black Angus Bulls in heat 1658

Mount ‘em and raw Animal passions Meet

Black Bart was hung But Lily lived She went back home To be forgived By her folks on a Ranch in Medora And they did forgive Gumbo Lily

Gumbo Lily Gumbo Lily Gumbo Lily Black Bart bucked you silly

1659

Panhandle Peggy

Panhandle Peggy You know you look So fine You long lean and Leggy And I want you One more time

I had you in alfalfa And I had you in the Hay Now I want you by White River And Nigger Gulch All day

Panhandle Peggy Can ride She’s the queen of The rodeo show But she can’t keep a Man by her side No she’ll never ever 1660

Be A blushin’June bride

Panhandle Peggy can Rope She can hog-tie a Calf in seconds But her broken heart’s Givin’ up hope Love is more than She Can cope with

She can ride Shoot and rope She can really rodeo

She’s the star She’s the queen But she can’t find A rodeo king

I was king for a day I took all of her Trophies away No she can’t tie me Down I made her act Like a rodeo clown

Panhandle Peggy Long lean and leggy 1661

Rancher’s daughter On my trail

She say there ain’t Been wild oats That ain’t been Sowed

And there ain’t Been a man That ain’t been Throwed

And there ain’t been A filly that Ain’t been rode She recited the western code

Panhandle Peggy Can shoot Bull’s eye on every Target

But since I gave Her the boot Her sights are set On a husband

Panhandle Peggy Can dream All about the Goodnight Loving 1662

Trail But this time loves Lariat failed And I escaped on A steamboat in Yankton

Bust a bronc Bulldog a steer Punch a cow Brand the herd Hitch a post Track a stray Head ‘em up Move ’em out

1663

South Dakota Hysterical Society

South Dakota Hysterical Society Humor me

South Dakota Hysterical Society Hear my plea

I’m a laughing Crying fool At the library in School

South Dakota Hysterical Society I’m a minority And I don’t see My ancestry Where are we In history

South Dakota Hysterical Society 1664

I’ve got extreme Anxiety

South Dakota Hysterical Society If you don’t have a Racial variety

South Dakota Hysterical Society It’s a blatant racial Conspiracy

South Dakota Hysterical Society Where’s my black Pioneer family tree

Ask Aunt Sally Ask Aunt Lou You can even ask The Sioux

I’m a new supreme Court Case And my lawyer’s Suing you

You gave my holdings 1665

To a man Who came from Cheyenne Eyes of blue

He cheated my aunt Sally And my other Aunt Lou God knows it’s True

South Dakota Hysterical Society University of S. D. Too

South Dakota School Of Mines and Technology

I want expert Opinion about Geology A.S.A.P.

I called the South Dakota Register of Deeds To see

If I’ve got mineral 1666

Rights On my property

And land titles Since back when The slaves were free

So South Dakota Hysterical Society Humor Where’s your sense of humor ‘Cause I want you to humor me

1667

Big Chief Schoochie Moochie

They call me the Big Chief Big Chief Schoochie Moochie With all the young maidens Me make um much Hoochie coochie

Me give-a-them lovin’ Brave kissin’ and a Huggin’ Hoka hay Schoochie Moochie

Powwow across the nation Pine Ridge Reservation Puff on my peace pipe You say Geronimo All night

Me give-a-you lovin’ Brave kissin’ and a Huggin’ Hoka hay Schoochie Moochie

1668

Me big like bison Me black like crow Me talk heap mo’ Than a radio

Squaw huffin’ and a puffin’ Fumin’ somethin’ over nothin’ Firewater’s daughter I’m the medicine man To see

You give-a-me lovin’ Brave kissin’ and a Huggin’ Hoka hay Schoochie Moochie

Hunkpapa and the Miniconjou Blackfoot Brule Oglala too Sans Arc and Two Kettle All of the Teton Sioux

Cheyenne and Arabhoe Comanches I love so Apaches and Pawnee All the women in these tribes Belong to me

They call me the Big Chief 1669

Big Chief Schoochie Moochie With pretty papoose’s Me make um much Hoochie coochie

Me give-a-them lovin’ Brave kissin’ and a Huggin’ Hoka hay Schoochie Moochie

1670

The Gold Spittoon Saloon

The barflies are sainted angels And the dance hall Girls slop jar Around

They have spit and polish Grins When I paint the Town

It’s the spittin’ Image of Gomorrah They call it notorious But I say the establishment Was glorious Tho it made me Spittin’ mad and Furious

Before I die I wanna spit in The Gold Spittoon Spit in the Gold Spittoon Saloon 1671

Said the stranger At the bar Drinkin’ beer and smokin’ A cheap cigar Outlaw came in from The rain And let one go Ptooey ping

Then I heard the big Schmutz say Piano man you’d Better play

(2 Bars)

Playin’ poker at the Time I saw the golden Spittoon shine

We was gamblin’ From the heart Sure as spittin’ Troubles gonna Start

____Chorus____

Spitfire’s name Was Cindy Lou And she knew just 1672

What to do She offered me a Tobacy chew Then started hockin’ And spittin’ too

(4 Bars)

He said she ain’t Worth a gob of spit Y’all ‘Cause “The Cowboy’s Dream” Hangs on the wall

I skeeted tobacy Juice On his shoe He spit in my eye And then he drew

My bullet went right Through his chest And I guess you Know the rest

He spewed one Straight across the Floor It splashed and Splattered In the cuspidor

1673

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Poker Face

Poker Face won at 21 And slots for fun (Twice)

One-armed bandit Single-handed Took all my chump Change Stole my wife

She came to Deadwood With me and got hooked On cards and slot Machines for life

A lucky jackpot Is all she needs I called Gamblers Anonymously She paid no heed And lost my money In break-neck speed

1674

Gold mining town of Long long long ago To the blackest hills I will go In the blackest hills On earth I know All because she loves To gamble so Playin’ poker 21 and Slots for fun

She never had a Sucker’s chance I called the office For an advance I lost my job and Salary Now we were homeless And in the street Then she won blackjack Ten straight And she broke that Daggum place Poker Face

As if Mount Rushmore Came alive 1675

A serious look came On her face

We heard Wild Bill And Calamity Jane Roar You bet Deadwood Dick You’re gonna win For sure

She won poker Stud poker Playin’ poker 21 and slots for fun

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1676

How Long is a Piece of String

A fine howdy do You’re hi-grade It’s true All shiny and new

Like gold in the mines The mines in the hills Your color is true

Charm me Come on to me Just don’t string me Along How long is longing How long is a song

How long is love As I measure the Pleasure That makes my happy Heart sing How long How long is a piece 1677

Of string

There are those Mysteries In a world of men And women Meeting on rich Common ground The alchemy of Relationships That make investments Sound

How small is a pinch Of genuine gold What price is pride When it’s bought and Sold What gives life That zip and zing How long is a piece Of string

Rapid City sure looks Pretty 50,000 people strong Because they cut a spool 1678

Of brown twine Just so long

How blue is a black Hill’s sky How high can an eagle fly How much is enough Money to buy A home stake until the day That we die I’m wondering How long is a piece Of string

1679

Trinkets for the Tourist

When Sitting Bull Was standing tall And Crazy Horse broke Loose

They both stood up to Custer And his last stand Was obtuse

As the treaty because Greedy And the white man Broke the truce

So all the miners Could jump for joy When gold flowed Through the sluice

Trinkets for the Tourist Sioux Gold

1680

Trinkets for the Tourist Bought and sold

You’re sitting on a Gold mine Sitting Bull

Get up off it You can have the Black Hills full

They’ll shaft you Where the sun Don’t ever shine For the tourist

In a glory hole Wankantanka left Behind

The first thief in The Black Hills Was Ezra Kind After trinkets for The tourist In a mine

____Chorus____

Trinkets for the tourist 1681

Trinkets for the tourist

Now look around This land And you will see For the tourist

The money backed by Sioux Gold In this country

Indian blankets Arts and crafts Jewelry and paintings Are a laugh Gold made native Americans Go on the warpath

____Chorus____

Trinkets for the Tourist Robbed red people Blind

1682

The Ghost of Potato Creek Johnny

She cried Ouch couch Potato Creek Johnny You got the biggest Nugget in town

She screamed Ouch couch Potato Creek Johnny No bigger nugget Can be found

She said It’s bigger than the Largest solid golden Goose egg First time I saw it I pee’d down my leg

She moaned Ouch couch Potato Creek Johnny You oughta be In the wax museum 1683

Oh______Ouch couch Potato Creek Johnny The old gal in the Cabin exclaimed

She hollered Ouch couch Potato Creek Johnny Calamity Jane was Her name

She said You got the biggest Nugget In the whole damn Diggin’s The greatest thrill In the hills Since Wild Bill’s

You wiry little bearded Skinny short and narrow You have to haul it Around In a wheelbarrow

1684

She sighed Ouch couch Potato Creek Johnny You got the biggest Nugget of all

Well______I’m the ghost of Potato Creek Johnny I’ve got a lalapalooza King size

I’m the ghost of Potato Creek Johnny I’m a bigger is Better surprise

In motels and hotels Girls yell and they Cry

Ring my chimes Couch Potato Creek Ouch Couch Potato Creek Don’t be a slouch Couch Potato Creek You’re such a grouch Couch Potato Creek 1685

I’m the ghost of Potato Creek Johnny I’ve got the world’s Biggest nugget And baby you’ll love it Around in a wheelbarrow I push and I shove it It’s shiny and hard Precious and rugged I’ve got the world’s Biggest nugget For you

1686

Mount Moriah Mine

The hills were full Of fools on fire One foot in hell One in Moriah A Potter’s Field Abandoned mine

Where Wild Bill rest Beside Calam And Preacher Smith’s Good soul bedamned To spend eternity In mold and decay

I heard ‘em whisper In the night Deadwood could die We need a strike Of graveyard gold To save the town today

Dig up the bones And underneath Gold dust of ghost Towns Shall bequeath A buried treasure Waiting for each one 1687

Enough pure gold To assay by the ton

Ghoulish as it sounds It’s there A vein so rich With pioneers Their spirit shining Fever pitch I swear

Black haunted hills And honky tonks From bygone Tinhorn greenhorn Joints When whores and stores Were busy on Main Street

Law and order Got Jack McCall They strung ‘em sky High After all Hickok’s tombstone’s The marker standing Tall Because his back Was not against The wall

1688

Black Holy Hills Where miners hunt And gamblers gunmen And cowboys taunt Scouts and the 7th Cavalry

Negro and Chinese Restaurants Station wagons Headed west will want To exhume the gold From the cemetery mine Where plinkers and Plunkers Of rugged nuggets Shine

Mount Moriah’s the Last abandoned gold Mine Mount Moriah’s The best good fortune You’ll ever find Mount Moriah’s Booty was in Boot Hill All the time

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OBESITY

1690

Obesity

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date No.

1. The Big Men’s Shop Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘88 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1692 2. One Thin Lover Deserves Another Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘87 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1695 3. Obesity Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘87 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1698 4. Big Sweet Guy Like Me Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘84 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1701 5. Open Heart Surgery Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘87 Pau 1-494-633 ’91 1703 6. Big As a House Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘69 Pau 1-687-604’92 1705 7. Brand-New Old Love Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘67 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 1707 Milt Matthews 8. Physical Ed. Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1709 9. That’s What We Git for Being Physically Fit Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 1711 Milt Matthews 10. High on the Hog Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘81 Pau 1-494-633 ’91 1712 11. Nurse with the Rubber Glove Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘74 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 1714

1691

The Big Men’s Shop

I know now why we Parted You didn’t fit me Baby

I’m a blue seersucker With obesity Darlin’

I walk alone In wing tips As in a daze Honey

I’m wearing a belt And suspenders In a fat phase Sugar

If fashion gets your Passion I’ll buy a slim Jim tie

I looked in the mirror And saw a grotesque guy Whose heart was broken As his unzipped fly

1692

I shop for image To hide a fool I wanna look younger Thinner cool

A fancy fatso I just cannot be In a huge red velvet sport Coat

Well one hundred suits Of clothes Can’t make a better Man of me

I need more than A new wardrobe On my bloated body

I’m a heavier man Since you left I eat all that I can

I just drink And I dine A giant No woman Can stand

1693

At the big men’s shop Ain’t no medium or Small

At the big men’s shop Only one size fits All

At the big men’s shop Extra large is all They got

At the big men’s shop From the bottom To the top

One Thin Lover Deserves Another 1694

Weight problems I’ve never known Until I gained The size I’ve grown

Now I weigh 300 lbs. You say Cool it papa And slim back down

You use to moan in Ecstasy But now you’re groanin’ Under me

I use to be light As a feather Now we can’t seem to Fit together

One thin lover Deserves another In the bed

One thin lover Under the cover You’ll discover

One thin lover 1695

Deserves another Like I said

Don’t look no further Unless you’d rather Just be friends instead

Well I remember my Youth When I was thinner With ripplin’ muscles Then I was a winner

But now I’m passing my Prime I’m bigger and older But that’s no excuse Because I still have Broad shoulders

I’m a sensitive man So don’t hurt my feelings Let’s make love again Raw passion revealing

One thin lover Deserves another Man or wife In this life

One thin lover 1696

Deserves another Look in my eyes I’ll reduce my size

One thin lover Deserves another Not big as a whale When all diets fail

One thin lover Deserves another Like you

Obesity 1697

Obesity Obesity Is spreading over My body

Obesity Obesity Is absolutely killing Me

Obesity Obesity Brings out the hungry Beast you see

Obesity Obesity Won’t ever let me be Fat free

I wish that I was Anorexic I’m bigger than the State of Texas

Bulimia’s too dangerous My greedy gut is ‘bout To bust

You should be the 1698

Sweetest thing I do Morning noon and evening Too

But I could have a Stroke and be Dying while you’re Lovin’ me

I sing O Oh I just can’t help Myself

B ------Bingeing off my cupboard Shelf

E ------Eating ev’rything In sight

Raiding my refrigerator Late at night

S ------Sweet sugar wets my Appetite

I ------I’ll swear off ev’ry Thing but you

1699

T ------Time will tell a year From now

Y ------Y. M. C. A. Shows you how

I’m roly-poly A swollen bloated Bulging guy

Biggie piggie Jelly belly I could cry

Chubby tubby Obese baby I could die

Heavy honey Dumpy darlin’ But I’m thin in your Eyes

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Big Sweet Guy Like Me 1700

How could you leave A big sweet guy like me

You called me sugar Pet names like honey But when you left me It wasn’t funny Oh no

How could you go You know that I will Grieve How could you leave A big sweet guy like Me

I bought you candy Perfume and flowers I had love power But love turned sour On me

Down on my knees I beg you baby please How could you leave A big sweet guy like me

You said there was no 1701

Substitute For my sugar You use to call me Sweetheart It was so good to you You use to treat me Like a chocolate man Of stature Good enough to eat

I made love gentle And sentimental Never a problem Just instrumental And nice

Oh darling why Do you make me cry How could you leave A big sweet guy like Me How could you leave A big sweet guy like me I’m just a big sweet guy

Open Heart Surgery 1702

I had open-heart surgery You broke my heart You broke my heart

I had a triple Bypass emergency You tore it apart You tore it apart

I had open-heart surgery You broke my heart And caused me such misery

My poor heart is an open Wound Complications of the heart Are my gloom and doom

I had open-heart surgery You broke my heart Your love blocked my artery

You broke my heart You broke my heart You tore it apart You tore it apart

I had a serious operation You broke my heart You broke my heart 1703

I’m on a major medication You tore it apart You tore it apart

I had a heartache Examination Called a heart specialist For consultation

I had passion palpitations You broke my heart I wrote the Heart Association

I had heart failure And problems Now I’m in need Of a heart donation

I want a pacemaker And a transplant Plus cupid’s dart Hospitalization

I had open-heart surgery You broke my heart You broke my heart You tore it apart You tore it apart

1704

Big as a House

My lonely world is big As a house Baby since you’ve been Gone

My lonely world is big As a haunted house On a hill

My lonely world is big As a house Since you put me down

My world is big as a House A house I walk around in The house you put me down In

My world is big as a bed A bed we use to sleep in The bed that we would leap In When you said that you Were mine We stayed in it all the Time

1705

Sounds insane but the Ghost of you remains The shades are drawn All the signs of life Inside are gone

Guess I’ll have to live Alone By myself a shut-in Stay at home Locked inside to weep Moan and groan

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1706

Brand-New Old Love

I got me a brand-new old love I got me a brand-new old love

There is something different About you You’re not the same in so many Ways

There is something different So very very different Baby I’m so amazed

Because you’ve changed Some And you’ve gained some Weight in the right Place Got real pretty in the Face Now I can’t find One little trace Of my true old love I got me a brand-new old love

Are you the same sweet Thing Who use to be My ever lovin’ baby gee

1707

You’ve changed Some And you’ve gained some Weight in the right Place Got real pretty in the Face Now I can’t find One little trace Of my true old love I got me a brand-new old love

Physical Ed 1708

Physical ed Physical ed Love is physical education Like I said

Physical ed Physical ed If you’re love starved Overweight or underfed

Good lovin’ ain’t nothin’ But physical ed You do back flips Stand on your head

You spend your love Life joggin’ ‘round So you can do push-ups And downs

And that’s the exercise You do When you are makin’ Love it’s true

And healthy lovin’ is What you git When you’re in love And physically fit

1709

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Strong lovin’ ain’t Nothin’ but muscle soul For ev’rybody young And old

Too much broad jumpin’ ‘Round the town And you can’t hardly Lift a pound

No matter if you’re fat Or thin No sweat you love with The shape you’re in So good advice to you Women and men Is to keep on doin’ Them deep knee bends

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That’s What We Git for Being Physically Fit 1710

That’s what we git For being physically fit That’s what we git For being physically fit

Hut two three four Hut two three four

My sergeant is a rough man He’ll always be a tough man He makes me dig a deep foxhole From the enemy

My captain is a strong man He does his best to Understand I’m asking him politely If he’ll let me have leave Nightly

When we go off To a foreign Shore If we make love We’ll win the war

Hut two three four Man my feet are sore

______Top______High on the Hog 1711

We’re high on the hog We’re dining on frog Champagne candlelight We’re high class tonight

Chic elegant scene Chauffeured limousine We put on the dog We’re high on the hog We’re high on the hog

Your love is a feast You bring out the beast You’re caviar to me My delicacy

We’re fried to the gills In Beverly Hills Let’s go out and jog We’re high on the hog We’re high on the hog

1712

What’s that smells like Chittlins The market’s fairly midlin’ Truffles make good gravy My broker came to pay me Take off your fur And jewelry Let’s adjourn to the Jacuzzi I’m bringin’ home the bacon I’m movin’ and I’m shakin’

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Nurse with the Rubber Glove 1713

She came in the room Dressed in white Good lookin’ woman Dark as night

She said I won’t Give you any pain Pull off your pants And underwear Lay on the table Don’t have no fear

I’ll lubricate And give you The fickle finger Of fate

Spread your cheeks And don’t be shame It won’t hurt That’s why I came

The doctor said You won’t let him Do this test

For prostrate 1714

Trouble And colon cancer This is the only Cocksure answer Don’t be afraid ‘Cause you won’t Feel a thing

She put the glove On her hand And I began to Sing - - - -

I been goin’ from Doctor To doctor to doctor

But still I feel I Can’t get the right pills To cure my ills

I been goin’ from Woman To woman to woman

I gotta find a nurse To make a house call First And operate as my love

‘Cause the agony’s worse 1715

I gotta find a nurse I’m dreaming of

Lord I’m gonna burst Gotta find a nurse Angel above I got the grown man’s Curse I gotta find a nurse With the rubber glove Nurse with the rubber Glove

I been going from Intensive care To intensive care To intensive care

To get an injection Of real affection In my blood

I been going from Critical list To critical list To critical list

For the velvet touch I need so much To save my life

Well I’ll be damned 1716

I passed the exam Escaped the surgeons Knife

Old squeamish me Extreme anxiety She used TLC

Push came to shove Gentle as a dove The nurse with the Rubber glove Operated with love

1717

STINK LOOK

1718

Stink Look

Title Publisher Songwriter Date Copyright Page Written Date &No. No.

Stink Look

Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’90 Aug. 25,1995 1720

1719

Stink Look Part I

(Victim) Youth gangz Foul air With fear

Some young Az 11 187-crime fumez Stink to high Heaven

(Gangsta) Sucka what‘cha doin' Givin' me a stink look Sissy I'll bust A cap in your behind

Don't funk your face Or turn your nose up Grin ear to ear You lost your mind You think I farted Givin' me a stink look 'Cause I got wack Breath And way B.O.

1720

I'd kick your punk Azz Back in the day Right now I'll pop you And your bitch ho

(Victim) The hood iz nasty The hoodz so filthy The garbage truckz Don't wanna come Them welfare low lifez Live in the butt crack Of poot sac city Deep in the ghetto Slum

Now I was shoppin' With my Mrz. We just bought uz Some groceriez

When a young thug Came walkin' over On the parkin' lot With 2 tough friendz

Stinkin' mean Stinkin' dirty Stinkin' scary Stinkin' black

1721

He had his right hand In hiz waist band Intimidated I dropped my plastic Sack

He whispered Stink look Muthasucka Then he pulled A tech 9 out

He shot my wife And me for lookin' He took my wallet Car keyz Crippled me Snatched her purse And stole her life

Stink look Don't diz me Muthasucka That'z what they say Now Out on the streetz

The streetz of Venice Long Beach and L.A. Avert your eyez Or face defeat

1722

They made a stink look At the crime scene And scared eye Witnessez So they won't talk

The police come Gang memberz Stand there Him and hiz homiez Don't have to run

Another stink look When we got in court The judge iz helplezz He let'z them go

They Bogart me For testifyin' Say I'm a lyin' Mutha so & so

1723

You made a stink Look Muthasucka That'z what they Say now Out on the streetz The streetz of Detroit D.C. and New York Chicago B D'z I don't wanna meet

Stink look Yo’ token niggaz That'z what they Shout now Out on the streetz The streetz all over Urban America Expensive sneakerz On their toe jammed Feet

What'z up with Stink look That'z a no no Like spittin' in Gangbanger'z face Now heed my wordz Inhuman turdz Society frownz At toxic waste

1724

(Gangsta)

You don't have the Right To disapprove Starin' at me What’cha see

Why you stink lookin' Me Sidewayz Peepin' Twisted law n' odor Expressionz Let me know

You think you too Good For me Smarter hipper Richer better

You try and put me in My place I don't play My 9 m.m.'z pointed In your face

1725

There goez your nose Up in the air Don't squint your Eyez

I'm king of these Streetz My stink look Can't be beat You sniff a whiff Of hoodlum tension You smellin' a felon My aroma'z hot n' Burnin' atmosphere Yeah I likez my Powerful smell

(Bystanderz' chant to victim)

You made a stink Look Mr. You made a stink Look man Your stink look killed thiz sista Her blood iz on your handz

1726

(Victim to all)

I made a stink look People That'z what bystanderz Said I just saw my sweet Ol’ lady Stink lookin' Gang banged dead

(Gangsta to all)

If I could take stink Through a needle I would shoot it

If I could take stink Through the nose I would snort it

If I could take stink Through my pipe I would smoke it

I'm stinkin' good N' strong Between my legz And under my armz Stinkin' iz my Strength n' charm

1727

(Gangsta to victim)

Stinkin'z why you So afraid Of my nappy dredz And braidz

Don't check me out I'm crazy Don't scope me I'm mad Don't probe me I'm cold-blooded

I smoked 10 Godfatherz 3 Bluntz 1 Splif I'm a mean muthasucka Don't gimmie no lip

I smoke PCP And freebase too I'm a baad muthasucka And I'll smoke you I rob armored Truckz And city bankz I'm the slammin' Muthasucka In the criminal rankz

1728

Take down big casinoz Just for luck Jacked Las Vegaz For a million buckz

You made a stink Look Slick popz You funked your Face at me

You made a stink Look Big-time You frowned your Face Ugly

B.S. n' jive house bama Uppity Uncle Tom Siditty white man'z Flunky I'm a rollin' dope Smokin' Stink bomb

1729

(Victim)

Black on black Black on black Black on black Black on black

Unsavory flava Rotten sour Behavior On the elevator Of life

(Gangsta)

I'm a F.U. gangsta No wannabe Pranksta Hitman kid killa With O.J.'z knife

You the fumigator Odor eliminator I'll stink thiz Mutha I don't wipe

1730

You my odor-eater On the odor-meter My armstrong Cockstrong Killed your wife

You don't have the Right To disapprove Stink look at me And kill my groove Watch what’cha see Stink lookin' me I'm in the house You be a mouse

Stink look Hey - - - Yeah in your book I'm a baby fresh crook Sweat me and make my Toe jam cook Don't ever let our eyez Hook Ev'rythang I got I took

1731

You think you too Good For me Smarter better You smell dead rat n' Wino pee A scum bag full Thiz sociopath Don't take no bath

There goez your nose Up in the air Don't squint your eyez When you see me Standin' here

Stink look Out on the street Don't try to I.D. me

Stink look I ain't no video On a MTV show

Stink look Don't trip on me When I'm chillin' I still be killin'

1732

Stink look I'll smoke you For some stuff Like that Have your raw gutz Spillin'

Stink look P.U. crook In your book

Stink look I took 'n Stole your mama's Pocketbook

Quit givin' me that Stink look I'm from the hood I got you shook You better smile At thiz juvenile

Stink look Stop shootin' daggerz At my world Sell out

1733

Stink look If lookz could kill You'd murder Gangsta boyz n' girlz No doubt

Stink look I'll get all y’all Studyin' in school

Stink look Pull the trigga On you niggaz Cool n' cruel

So we better not have No eye contact I'm a pit bull dog And I'll attack

I got hollow head bulletz Don't mizz my markz I'd beat stink lookz Off Rosa Parkz I don't go to no Pizz pussy school I blow brainz out Chump snot nose fool

1734

So tell your face I don't play that stuff Stop twistin' squintin' And frownin' up

In my bucket ride I reek Of 40 ounce Don't make me freak

If I see a stink look On a face When I'm hangin' n' Slangin' In some strange place

I'm gonna pull my Glock 10 out And waste somebody When they pout

Don't stop n' stare Gaze off elsewhere If a gangsta'z Standin' there

I give my neighborz Such a scare Make 'em mezz They underwear

1735

When I'm in public Y'all beware Don't go eye to eye Nobody dare

Stink look O-o-o-w You think I'm just A funky skunky crook

Stink look O-o-o-w I snatched your mama'z Empty pocketbook

Stink look O-o-o-w I'm from the hood Where pryin' spyin' Eyez don't hook

Soon young gang Memberz Under 10 n' 12 Be runnin' posse'z By theyselvez

My stink iz spreadin' All around Soon I'll come Stinkin' up your town

1736

You'll know me By my baggy pose Just put a clothez pin On ya nose

My scent could skunk Out 10 bloodhounds I'm husky musty Black n' brown

I been to prison I been to jail Son of a bitch I'm goin' to hell

Goddamn y'all work From 9 to 5 If you wanna live And stay alive

Better keep your 4 eyez In your head Don't stink look me Hear what I said

We 3'z a gang Ain't no gang truce Tall dark n' handsome Just like Juice

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Football hero Movie star Deodorizer in hiz Car

We think O.J. iz Innocent It'z a racist frame-up Izn't it

We think O.J. iz Innocent Caught in a web Of circumstance

We think O.J. Iz innocent In spite of all The evidence

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(Victim to gangsta)

Now go to the mirror Experience A stink look First hand

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Repeat after me I ain't no angry Young black man

Say Yummy won't no Angel Black disciplez Have a devilish Smell

Yeah Chicago haz the Youngest baby killaz Hired gunz to sell

Yummy smoked A little school girl He'z the stinkiest Dead pee wee That thiz stinkin' Old world Iz ever gonna see

Now curse that lame Named Skipper For beatin' Rosa Parkz In her home Lord I'd be Jack The Ripper If I could get him all Alone

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Crack head Marion Berry D.C. better worry The power of the pipe Can carry Grave resultz Makin' him mayor Was a stink Insult

Say O.J. ain't no hero # 32 ain't zero If he killed those People solo Like they say And hiz blood matchez The murder scene Blood DNA Then right iz wrong And wrong iz right Today

May gang victim ghosts Of ghetto'z Haunt you And taunt you Pounce upon you And drive beside Your ride Drive by With innocent eyez

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All the onez you Gunned down Young n' old A parade of lost dead Soulz Obituariez come to Life

All of those buried Are comin' back from The grave To stink look you With my wife

Don't check me out I'm crazy Don't scope me Now I'm mad Muthasucka Don't probe me I'm cold-blooded With stinkin' Despisin' eyez To punish you

You'll see the biggest Stink look Will come from me When I vote for The death penalty

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If I have to run for Office I'll campaign 'Til you're found guilty

Then I'll watch 'em Execute you With a smile Though you're young And only a gangsta Ghetto child

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(Gangsta to all)

Give the gangz them Good jobz And we won't have to kill n' Rob Don't stink eye me ya Snob Then at funeralz you Won't sob You don't want no crime Mob So turn open that door Nob Quit actin' like Bourgie Bob A Cripz a crab and a Bloodz a slob And put a father back In the home to make A family

(Victim to gangsta and all)

Not just Iraq n’ Afghanistan Need liberation What about our inner Citiez Send in the marinez

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Occupy the projectz Place all gangz under 24-hour surveillance Via The Anti-violence Alliance I started thiz grazz rootz Organization When you killed my Spouse

We are angry Strapped and dangerouz We're self-righteouz And indignateouz

We'll put you offensive Typez away Position the National Guard On the roof topz Ev'ryday Keep 'em posted on the Streetz Have patrolz all night In carz Fly chopperz in the Air Install manned metal Detectorz Ev'rywhere Oh yeah

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Legalize the drugz Buy back all the gunz All the smokin' gunz

Lockup anyone Under the sun Who aimz to pull A trigga And callz his brutha Nigga

Then when your putrid Stench subsidez The good folkz won't Have to hide

(ALL) We'll pass love Air freshenerz All around

Spray love fragrance In ev'ry town Run outlawz clean Out of bounds Dance sing n' shout

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Deodorize thiz land People huggin' n' shakin' Handz Stink eyez never More Peaceful shore to Shore We're distinctly free God gave uz Instinct to see That stink lookz Can be Extinct And defunct History ------

Stink look - - - -o-o-o-w No more stinky funky Gangsta crookz

Ain't no more Stink look - - - - o-o-o-w To jack my mama'z Gucci pocketbook Gucci Gucci Gucci

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Stink look - - - - o-o-o-w I'm from the hood A clean upz all it Took Incense n' flowerz Make skid row A perfumed Shady nook

Stink look - - - - o-o-o-w Ev'rybody'z Distinctly free We don't need a

Stink look - - - - o-o-o-w Thank God for the Good instinct to see They'll never be a

Stink look - - - - o-o-o-w We know now all Stink lookz can be Defunct n' extinct And forever more History

Stink look - - - - o-o-o-w All acrozz this sweet N' blessed land

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Nobody getz a Stink look - - - - o-o-o-w Ghetto people Huggin' n' Shakin' handz Nobody givez a

Stink look - - - - o-o-o-w It'z peaceful in The projectz East coast to west coast You'll never see a

Stink look - - - - o-o-o-w That killed My wife And terrified black poor peepz Stink looks are wiped Out Now n' forever more Stink look ------O-o-o-

These are the gifted, recording artists I picked for the first wave 1748 of this cash commissioned, commercial charity, hot 100, chart challenge. As composer, head of artists and reportoire, plus, producer, I feel confident that this list will deliver the goods to Black American Neighborhoods in Need, Nationwide.

1. AC-DC

2. Paula Abdul

3. Alabama

4. The 5 Blind Boys of Alabama

5. Ernestine Anderson

6. Little Anthony & The Imperials

7. Frankie Avalon

8. Gerald Austin & The Manhattans

9. Patti Austin

10. Joan Baez

11. Anita Baker

12. Fontella Bass 1749

13. Shirley Bassey

14. Kathleen Battle

15. Harry Belefonte

16. Pat Benatar

17. Tony Bennett

18. George Benson

19. Bobby Bland

20. Debbie Boone

21. Pat Boone

22. The Oak Ridge Boys

23. Boyz II Men

24. Teresa Brewer

25. James Brown

26. Ruth Brown

27. Peabo Bryson

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28. Solomon Burke

29. Kenny Burrell

30. Sam Butera & The Wildest

31. Jerry Butler

32. The Cadillacs

33. Glen Campbell

34. Tevin Campbell

35. Irene Cara

36. Miriah Carey

37. Vicki Carr

38. Diahann Carroll

39.Clarence Carter

39. The Captain & Tennille

40. Shirley Ceasar

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41. Ray Charles

42. Chubby Checker

43. Petula Clark

44. Roy Clark

45. Joe Cocker

46. Natalie Cole

47. Judy Collins

48. The Commodores

49. Harry Connick, Jr.

50. Rita Coolidge

51. Randy Crawford

52. Robert Cray

53. Crosby Stills & Nash

54. Andre Crouch

55. The Jazz Crusaders 1752

56. Bo Diddley

57. Vic Damone

58. Doris Day

59. The Dells

60. The Delphonics

61. The 5th Dimension

62. Celine Dion

63. Floyd Dixon

64. The Dirty Dozen Band

65. Placido Domingo

66. Fats Domino

67. Shirley Goodman

68. Earth Wind and Fire

69. Eddie Fisher

70. Dennis Edwards

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71. The Emotions

72. Gloria Estefan

73. Jose Faliciano

74. Michael Feinstein

75. Freddy Fender

76. Roberta Flack

77. The Flamingos

78. Eddie Floyd

79. Connie Francis

81. Aretha Franklin

82. The Four Freshmen

83. Art Garfunkel

84. Crystal Gayle

85. Vince Gill

86. Boy George

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87. Eydie Gorme

88. Robert Goulet

89. Amy Grant

90. Gogi Grant

91. Dobie Gray

92. Al Green

93. Macy Gray

94. Rosey Grier

95. Buddy Guy

96. The Edwin Hawkins Singers

97. Isaac Hayes

98. Richie Havens

99. Jon Hendricks

100.Jennifer Holiday

101. Linda Hopkins

102. Lena Horne 1755

103. Shirley Horn

104. Pookie Hudson

105. Englebert Humperdinck

106. Thelma Houston

107. Julio Iglesias

108. James Ingram

109. The Isley Brothers

110. Freddy Jackson

111. Chuck Jackson

112. Janet Jackson

113. Quincy Jones

114. Michael Jackson

115.The Jackson 5

116. Ahmad Jamal

117. Etta James

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118. Al Jarreau

119. Herb Jeffries

120. Olivia Newton John

121. Tom Jones

122. Dr. John

123. Booker T. Jones & the MG’s

124. George Jones

125. Grace Jones

126. Jack Jones

127. Jimmy Jones

128. The 5 Keys

129. Chaka Khan

130. B. B. King

131. Ben E. King

132. Eartha Kitt

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133. Gladys Knight

134. Kool and the Gang

135. Lenny Kravitz

136. LL Cool J

137. Patti LaBelle

138. Kd Lang

139. Julius LaRosa

140. Steve Lawrence

141. Brenda Lee

142. Julian Lennon

143. Huey Lewis and the News

144. Jerry Lee Lewis

145. Ramsey Lewis

146. Abby Lincoln

147. Little Richard

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149. Darlene Love

150. Gloria Lynn

151. Loretta Lynn

152. Lulu

153. Nellie Lutcher

154. Taj Mahal

155. Mariam Makeba

156. The Marsalis Family

157. Barbara Mason

158. Wynton Marsalis

159. The Marvelettes

160. Johnny Mathis

161. Delbert McClintock

162. Michael McDonald

163. Bobby McFerrin

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164. The McNeil Jubilee Singers

165. The McQuire Sisters

166. Bette Midler

167. Phil Medley

168. Liza Minnelli

169. Melba Moore

170. The Memphis Horns

171. The Mighty Clouds of Joy

172. J. P. Morgan

173. Sergio Mendes

174. Sam Moore

175. Barbara Morrison

176. Ann Murray

177. The Neville Brothers

178. Wayne Newton

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179. Jessye Norman

180. Odetta

181. The O’Jays

182. Johnny Otis

183. Patti Page

184. Dolly Parton

185. Les Paul

186. Peter Paul & Mary

187. Luciano Pavarotti

188. Freda Payne

189. The Penquins

190. Ann Peoples

191. The Persuasions

192. Wintley Phipps

193. Wilson Pickett

194. The Platters 1761

195. The Ohio Players

196. The Pointer Sisters

197. Billy Preston

198. Charley Pride

199. Lloyd Price

200. Leontyne Price

201. Della Reese

202. Boonie Raitt

203. Diane Reeves

204. Martha Reeves & The Vandellas

205. Linda Ronstadt

206. Kenny Rogers

207. Annie Ross

208. Diana Ross

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209. Otis Rush

210. Sade

211. Carlos Santana

212. Diane Schuur

213. Jimmy Scott

214. The Sensational Nightingales

215. Marlena Shaw

216. Bobby Short

217. Percy Sledge

218. Frank Sinatra, Jr.

219. The Staple Singers

220. The Spinners

221. Jimmy Smith

222. Johnny Smith’s Ink Spots

223. Phoebe Snow

224. Joanie Sommers 1763

225. Ronnie Spector

226. The Statlers

227. Barbra Streisand

228. Candi Staton

229. The Soul Stirrers

230. Sly Stone

231. The Swallows

232. Sweet Honey in the Rock

233. Lou Rawls

234. Helen Reddy

235. Take 6

236. James Taylor

237. KoKo Taylor

238. The Temptations

239. Carla Thomas

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240. Irma Thomas

241. The Four Tops

242. Manhatten Transfer

243. Ike Turner

244. Tina Turner

245. Jerry Vale

246. Luther Vandross

247. Billy Vera

248. Vienna Choir Boys

249. Albertina Walker

250. War

251. Dionne Warwick

252. Gerald Wiggins

253. Andy Williams

254. Denice Williams

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255. Roger Williams

256. Nancy Wilson

257. Vanessa Williams

258. Stevie Wonder

259. The Winans Family

260. Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons

Those recording artists left off this list may be known successful songwriter, singers who can simply volunteer to donate their own original material for this project. Then all others not listed here, feel free to contact us as to your interest with us and you will be most welcome. Any unknowns who are interested must auditioned by sending a CD or tape of your skills. This invitation also applies to all interested producers, songwriters, arrangers, and last but not least musicians. E-mail at: [email protected]

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