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Volume CXXII, Number 17 Established 1856 Thursday, April 6, 1995 ICC Campos Cofffeefaoose Proposed By Greg Nock scale coffeehouse on campus." Mews editor Following a campus-wid- e survey, the Coffeehouse Committee WIGGIN STREET The Campus Coffeehouse examined possible alternatives. Committee, a Kenyon sub- senate The proposal states that "there is lavn lawn retain this room for committee, has submitted a an additional need for activities on primary use by student proposal for the KC to be con- weekends that do not involvedrink-in- g, performers, food and verted into an independently-owne- d especially those which extend drink vould alvays w coffeehouse. The Senate into late evenings. For students not be served here, as veil ti endorsed theproposal, which Presi- interested in drinking alcohol or bar lawn area w dent Philip H. Jordan, Jr. and Vice attending parties where alcohol is for coffeehouse use President for Finance Joe Nelson the primary beverage, the opportu- (both rooms) also support The proposal must nities provided to socialize with now be submitted to the Building friends are limited to residence closet stage and Grounds Committee. rooms and lounges, or the deli." kitchen -- O "I'm enthusiastic about the The Committee decided that idea of having a coffeeshop," Jor- an independently-owne- d establish- dan said. "It's a wonderful idea, ment would best meet these needs, bath ' storage office which meets a real need. The KC providing a stable, dependable, bath" looks like an excellent location." businesslike approach. The Com- According to the proposal, mittee has already received one "after interest was expressed by serious expression of interest from various campus groups, and conan outside party. structive yet unfeasible criticism The KC was chosen as a suit- stated in the proposal. response that it is too "institu- from summer programs. The pro- was heard about improving Com- able location due to its central According to the proposal, the tional." The proposal suggests that posal maintains that Gund mon Grounds, Kenyon's student-operate- d location, satisfaction of zoning stage area of the KC would be rooms in Gund Commons could be Commons could be used as the coffeehouse, a decision laws and "the character that would retained for student performances, refurbished to create additional campus welcome center, and that was made to investigate a large-- complement a coffeehouse," as and allow the vendor to benefit space for student performances. revenue generated from a year-roun- d from free entertainment. Possible drawbacks of theplan rental of KC space would The other option, Gund Com- are loss of the primary campus offset any financial concerns. Also, Senate Passes Greek Council mons, was rejected due to student welcoming center and revenue see COFFEEHOUSE page two Exclusivity Proposal 10-- 1 Fisher Chosen for Watson Fellowship must be open to any person. This By Kristen Filipic ceived by governments and local of their Fellowship year and a new legislation, if approved by By Anne Dugan Senior Staff Reporter observers, especially if the educa- recordof the Fellowship funds. President Philip H. Jordan, Jr., will Nevis Assistant tors come from outside the host In the selection of the Senate voted en- allow fraternities and sororities Campus to Senior Jennifer Fisher is culture." Watson Fellows, the Founda- dorse Greek proposal formed after the 1987 policy to Council's Kenyon's recipient of the Tho- The Fellowship program is an tion Committee seeks toidentify enjoy the same rights exclusiv- concerning the exclusivity of mas J, Watson Fellowship for offshoot of the Thomas J. Watson individuals who demonstrate inclusivity debate by a vote of 10--1 ity that previously-existin- g Greek 1995-9- 6. Fol towing her gradu Foundation. Now in its 27th year, integrity, strong ethical charac- April 5 meeting. Currently, organizations currently possess. at the ation this spring, Fisher will the Fellowship is a charitable trust ter, intelligence the capacity any organization formed after 1987 see SENATE page two begin work in peace education established in 11 by Jeannctie for vision and leadership and in South Africa, Israel, and K. Watson to honor her late hus- potential for humane and effec- O'Malley to be First Alumna Western Europe. Fisher is one band, Thomas L Watson Sr. the tive participation in the world of the 60 Watson Fellows cho- founder of IBM. The Foundation community. A candidate's aca- sen to engage in tins project. provides Fellows with an opportu- demic record, while not of Commencement Speaker "I'm really excited to have nity for a focused and disciplined primary importance, is consid- been accepted," she said. "I '"Wanderjahr" which is German ered together- - with those School Law, continuing on to By Naomi McCIurg of don'thave to deal with thestrcss for Zander year " This year of extracurricular activities that States District Staff Reporter serve in the United ofGndinga joboraplace to live wandering allows the recipients to reflect commitment and iniua Northern District Court for the of right after graduation." "immerse themselves in other cul- tive in the Candida tc'sparticular McDonald Ohio. A member the American Judge Kathleen of "My mother was all emo- tures for a yearexpkre interests of area of interest. first alumna Bar Association, Federal Bar As- O'Malley will be the tional and excited for me," deep concern, test their abilities Other topics of study will Kenyon College com- sociation, and Ohio State Bar to speak at a Fisher said "My father said he andaspirations,and view their lives be: the uses of stone in India Association, she has also partici- mencement ceremony. was proud, but not surprised," and American society in greater China and Australia; Autism, A 1979 magna cum laude pated on the ABA Special According to Fisher, she perspective " according to James Family and Community in In- was pleased Committee on Youth Education graduate, O'Malley will work with a wide age range, Lehman, executive director of the dia and Sweden; and Soap Philip H. Jordan for Citizenship and the Columbus when President from young children to adults. Foundation. Operas in Latin America. willing Bar Association Civil Justice Re- Jr. asked if she would be to She said she is interested in Each year, seniors from 43 The candidate's proposed According form Task Force. be this year's speaker. working for social change but liberal-art- s colleges submit appli- project typically Involves in- de- Ainsworth, senior class to Jordan, she was "absolutely Carla is not sure if it will become a cations for the Fellowship. If vestigation into an area' of feels that lighted" and felt that it was a "great president, said she carter move. selected by thecolkgecomttuuee demonstrated concern and per a particularly honor" to be asked. O'Malley will be Fisher, a religion major, the applicants are nominated for sonal interest. However, the in- for 1995. "I O'Malley's background appropriate speaker lived in Botswana until the age review by the Foundation Review Fellowship does not necessar- that she is the first cludes both a degree with high think it is great of seven, "I want to discover," Board, The people selected to par- ily involve extended formal to speak at a com- honors and distinction in history Kenyon alumna she said "if and how teaching ticipate in theFeUowshipreceivea study at a foreign university; mencement ceremony with this and a degree in economics from methods in the efforts that go grant of $16,000. The Foundation therefore, the project should be twenty-fift- h anniversary Kenyon. While at Kenyon, she being the under the rubric of 'peace edu requires all recipients to maintain one that may be pursued with Varsity women at Kenyon. It marks how participated in Women's of cation" differ from traditional contact. During their year abroad, independence and adaptability. Kenyon in Lacrosse and the Faculty Lecture- the women graduates of teaching methods how differ- they must submit quarterly the '70s and '80s are coming ofage ships Committee. In 1982, she ent groups define their goals, progress reports and, upon conclu- Fortnightly contributed to this in earned her law degree from Case and being recognized their and how their efforts are per sion oftheFellowshipafinal report article Western Reserve University's fields," Ainsworth said. 2 Wf)t &ertpon Collegian NEWS April 6, 1995 Kenyon Students Organize Faculty Resolves to Create New Tenure, to fight Financial Aid Cuts Promotion Evaluation Committee liy Kristen Filipic scheduled for Mar. 2 to organize In its March 27 meeting, the the disciplines." to the procedures for standing com- trip Washington over spring Kenyon faculty passed a resolu- After its deliberations, based mittees, but for three-year Senior Staff Reporter a to break drew no response, accord- tion to create a tenure and on faculty dossiers and established staggered terms. The Executive Kenyon College students ing to Gemstein. promotion committee to evaluate evaluation criteria, the committee Committee will offer a slate of are organizing to protest pro- Thce-ma- a thatStudcntCoun-ciisenionFeb.2- 8 faculty members for second reap- will make recommendations to the nominees with separate votes for posed Cutbacks in federal staledthat"40 pointment, appointment without provost about reappointment, ap- each divisional representative and financial aid programs. Student oiKenycm'sstodents arec finan- limit, and promotion. pointment without limit, and for the two members at large. The

Council sent an e-m- ail to all cial aid- - andu400 students would: Similar initiatives have been promotion. Each person under re- chair is elected separately for a students outlining the proposed be drastically affected." Downey rejected in earlier years, but, ac- view will also receive a copy ofthe one-year term." Cuts before spring break, and said she believes that this issue is cording to David Lynn, associate recommendation. The document also allows for sponsored a letter writing ses- vital to Kenyon because "such a professor of English and chair of The committee, whose mem- committee membership to be ad- sion Wednesday night in the KC. large percentage of our Student the Faculty Affairs Committee, the bers will be elected later this spring, justed when close relatives or StuaemCounciIVice-Pre- si body depends on financial aid" to faculty adopted the measure to will begin its work in the fall. In departmental colleagues are under

altendKenyon-TheCollegecou- consis- review, or when divisional repre- dent of Academic Affairs Matt kl ensure "continuity and addition to the chair, six tenured Gernstein '96 said mat the pro not afford to compensate for the tency" in faculty evaluations faculty members will sit on the sentation might otherwise be posed cuts were passed in the loss of federal financial aid pro- "during a period of transition in the committee, including one from lacking. House of Representatives and grams. She also said that the life of the College." each academic division. The pro- The committee's delibera- are now being considered by the "diversity of the student body "The process," Lynn said, vost will be an ex officio, nonvoting tions, and the dossier materials they Senate. President Clinton would drop dramatically" if ev- "will also educate faculty mem- member of the committee. read, will be confidential. "vowed to Oppose any efforts to eryone had to pay the full Cost of bers about the strengths and The legislation reads, in part: scale back direct federal loans or attending Kenyon. diversity of their colleagues across "Members are elected according from Fortnightly interest subsidies for college stu- Gemstein said he thinks that SENATE COFFEEHOUSE dents" inaspcechbeforecolLege a large number of letters to Con- continued from page one continued from page one and university officials on Feb, :; gress would be effective. He 14, according to a Feb. 15 New emphasized mat it is important A proposal introduced by As- Senator Jonathan Freed to estab- "having the KC refurbished by a York Tiroes article ("Clinton not to attack Congress for pro-- sociate Professor of Biology Joan lish guidelines for all campus private business person would be a Vows to Oppose Cut in Student ; posing thesecuts, forif you want Slonczewski, which would have organizations, not only fraternities bonus for Kenyon, should the renter Loan Program"). to get something done, show that mandated that all organizations and sororities, was not up for a leave, since the improvements According to Karen you understand the position adopt policies ofsocial inclusi vity , vote at this meeting. It is on the would not have been paid for by

: Downey 498, a committee mem- they're in. He said that express- was defeated by a vote of 4-- 7. agenda for the Senate meeting on the College," stated the proposal. ber, her primary goal is to "get ing concern about the According to Greek Council Presi- May 2. As KC landlord, Kenyon would be Kenyon students informed about ; ramifications of these cuts with- dent Matt Mulloy, this proposal Senate legislation cannot be- able to limit any changes made by this and how it will affect them " out attacking Congress is "a fine would effectively, have forced come official college policy the renter. She and Gemstein hope to orga- line to walk, but those who can Kenyon fraternities to dissolve their without approval by Jordan, but Associate Dean of Studnets nize a contingent of Kenyon walk it will be heard." national ties since no fraternity will Assistant Professor of Philosophy Cheryl Steele "will be putting the students to travel to Washington Gemstein encourages any accept an inclusive chapter. Joel Richeimer, faculty co-cha-ir of word out locally for proposals from in May to meet with Congre- : : interested students to contact ei- A comprehensive policy pro- Senate, said he expects Jordan to interested vendors," she said. ssional representatives. A meeting ther Downey or him. posal presented by Sophomore support Senate's recommendation. "These will be presented to members of the Campus Coffeehouse The Kenyon Collegian is now Committee late this monthor in early May, and we will work with STRESSED? hiring editors, photographers, and other members of the College ad- ministration." staff writers for next year. Jordan said he hopes that a ACHING? coffeehouse would "attract faculty Try Therapeutic Massage If interested, please contact Greg and the community just like the Nock NOCKG. deli. It would be a great asset to the MICHAEL W. SIVEY, M. T. at College." Stress Management The Ohio Restaurant 118 E. HIGH STREET, MOUNT VERNON 392-222- 3 Home of Great Home Cooked Licensed Therapeutic Massage American and Greek Cuisine

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SatireLettersAnyone? StudenttoGrouptheRecordsEditorsConversation Dear Editors, Davidius Skinnerius: Oh wise D.S.: I'm not sure I understand see ifI get what you're saying here... shotgun with the satiric muse. For In light of the recent contro- and enigmatic master, I was most you. Please expatiate. J.P.: Thou mastereth not the art of if one is to smite one's opponents

versy in small-minde- over "satire" printed these dismayed and chagrined upon read: J.P.: Oh, you d rube! interlocution. But, prithee, con- with satire, musn't one wield a pages, our organization has de- ing your most recent diatribe To fully appreciate the glory that is tinue. I will endure yourwheedling weapon ofprecision and accuracy, cided to release the following extolling the virtues of my prose in all its unabounding but a short while longer. that he may motivate more than conversation secretly recorded only autoeroticism and its inextricable wit, unparalleled in this, our insu- P.S.: So what you're saying is, or merely momentary misery and a few weeks ago. Names have link to tofu. This confounds me, lar, little Hamlet, you must first more properly, what thou sayest is, commiseration? Indeed, even if it been changed to protect the (more for I have always found tofu to be come to accept the incontrovert- that satire, like tofu, exists for the fails to seriously wound, shouldn't or less) innocent. a vile substance which liberal Huns ible truth that the satiric muse is sole purpose of causing widespread it at least be funny? Simple abuse Scene: Outside Rosse Hall, a at the Gate of Knowledge have so like unto a shotgun. Verily and in riotous indigestion? causes suffering, but sunny day. On the top step sits insideously foisted upon even the sooth, without taking aim, or even J.P.: Dyspepsia, fool! To para- J.P.: Ah...but education is suffer- Judus Pollackus, barefoot and most sacred diurnal rituals of our opening one's eyes, one is bound phrase Coleridge, brevity may be ing! wrapped in a toga. He carries "The meager existence. to hit something. If destiny per- the soul of wit, but obfuscation is D.S.: That's catchy. Foucault? Penguin Portable S wift" under one Judus Pollackus: You silly syco- mits, it may even strike a good its psyche. J.P.: Foucault, monderriere! C'est arm and "Everybody Poops" un- phant! Could you not ascertain target, and riotous indignation will D.S.: What? You speak of more moi! der the other. A young, earnest that in extolling the aphrodisiacal doubtless ensue. Japanese cuisine?! Please, most D.S.: (considering) Thou art wise, man approches. It is Davidius effect of the bean curd, I was craft- D.S.: (stroking his chin in emula-- expeditiously and extemporane- Judus Pollackus. I will trumpet Skinnerius... ing most exhalted satire? tion of Rodin 's Le Penseuri Let me ously expatiate, before I expire in thy virtues, oh sagatious peda- anticipation of your exigesis! gogue, oh venerable protector of Berg Comments on 'Superstar' Review J.P.: You learn quickly, my son. all that is virtuous and cool. I will Dear Editors, formers' acting which she does Rice, not KMT, and thus having a If one wishes to master inimitable sound thy name to the reverberate I am writing in response to address that of Miss Thigpen's, "more dramatic ending" was a bit literary wit and style, one ought hills! I will Rachel Orr's review of Kenyon Mr. Lacuesta's, Mr. Howard's, and beyond our control. never defer to lucidity or simplic- J.P.: Patience, child. All in good Musical Theater's March 25 th per-- . my own she either praises or dis- Secondly, Miss Orr critizes ity when the sapient Roget, keeper time. Before thou embarkest on this formance of Jesus Christ misses as "too melodramatic." the "acoustics" of the show. I do of the lexicon, has so blessed us most sacred mission, I must first Superstar. I appreciate Miss Orr's Contrary to her former assertions, not believe it was the "acoustics" with his amplitudinous tomeof the teach thou the proper, sacred, and attempt to write an objective cri- Miss Orr seemed to conclude that that Miss Orr was troubled by, but erudite and unpronouncible. yea, most arousing way of the tofu... tique of our production, one that the acting in the play was in fact the balance between the pit band D.S.: (producing a worn copy of attempted tohighlightboth the strong either excellent or not too little and the singers. Miss Orr attributes Roget's II from the folds of his (They walk away together. Thus points and weak points of the show. but too much. And as a last note on the predominance of the pit band's robe.) Yes, master! Behold this, ends this transcription of their dia- my own beloved copy, profusely logue.) However, it is intersting to me that this issue, the ending was written sound over the singers' to "weak . Miss Orr assumed the role of a "the- by Mr. Lloyd Webber and Mr. see BERG page tweleve hilighted with lugubriously and Respectfully submitted by ater critic" without adequaetly laboriously doodled marginalia! SATYR (Society Against fulfilling the duties of one. Oler Responds to Catton J.P.: I see you have discerned the Tyrranous Young Republicans) First of all. Miss Orr began path to true knowledge Spencer Parsons

ely her article by stating that our show Dear Editors: is-complet- free." It is a basic D.S.: Yes! But yet I am puzzled Doug Browne was not "an overall spectacular This letter is in response to Pia refusal to acknowledge fact when by your abstruse analogue of the Kayte Brauer performance" because though our Catton 's article, "Equality and Ms. Catton wrongly asserts that in vocal performances were "strong," Freedom: The Enemies of Ameri- a society where women hold "tra-ditional" Stebel Defends Lectureships we failed to draw the audience into can Women," published in the roles sexual violencedoes To the Editors: pus this year. This hardly makes the rock opera. Fair enough. How- Spring Issue of the Kenyon Ob- not occur. Furthermore, I reject I am writing to comment on a for dull conversation. Rather, these ever, she instead suggested rather server. I have chosen to respond to Ms. Catton's negative stereotypes recent article published in The educated and informed people chal- vaguely that "perhaps stronger the Observer article in the Kenyon of both men and women and find it Observor. In "Student Lecture- lenge our perceptions and bring to acting along with a more dramatic Collegian because I feel an urgent especially insulting when she asks, ships: Closing of the Kenyon light issues we may not otherwise storyline would have provided a need to present my response to Ms. "in the face of this knowledge of Mind" Mr. Jeff Romph poses some be aware of. I was unaware that clearer ending." At the risk of Catton's assertions to the Kenyon women's liberation from tradi- interesting questions concerning Ricki Lake was moving away from sounding condescending, I would community. tional roles what can hold men the Student Lectureship Commit- "My Mother Slept with My like to make it clear to Miss Orr I absolutely take issue with back from demanding pleasure?" tee and the choice speakers is- Ms. Catton 's primary argument that Ms. Catton's conclusion that men of Brother" kind of shows to real that if she is going to comment on brought to our campus. equality has inevitably led women are rapists bound only by their sues of social importance. the acting of the cast, it would be I hardly think the speakers dis- respect for women in traditional I alsochallenge the notion that, proper to specify about whose act- to lose "virtue" and therefore brought to Kenyon this year are an as Mr. Romph Stu- abling their "defense against roles reduces men to brutes, en- states, "the ing she was writing. Because she "insult to our intelligence." A dent Lectureship Committee does not specify whose acting she men's will." I indict Ms. Catton emies of women incapable of Schindler's List surviror, the co-founder in- and those who share her beliefs for working together with women to provides each inconsequential is addressing, we can only assume of the Black Panthers, the in con- end sexual violence. terest group a moment to shine that she is speaking about the act- their ignorance when they President of the ACLU, and the the light of controversy." I was ing of the entire cast. Yet, if one clude that "the traditional role of In addition to my revulsion at Poet Laureate of the United States African-Ame- ri women kept men from harming Ms. Catton's assumptions and con also unaware that assumes this, Miss Orr seems to have and will grace Kenyon's cam- - see STEBEL page twelve contradict herself. The only per women and now the modern man see OLER page thirteen Bothe and Patterson Question Lords and Ladies as Colle ge Mascot A Letter to the Community Re- in their writing; we insist that this While the terms "Lords" and ciation with the British aristoc Dictionary: tenth edition) garding the College Mascots: policy ofgender inclusive language "Ladies" raise questions concern- racy. Such an anglocentric identity lady n. pL ladies: b: a woman We believe that Kenyon also be applied to Kenyon athlet- ing gender, issues of race, no longer seems viable or appli- receiving the homage or devotion College's athletic mascot, the ics. According to the Kenyon economic classstatus and cable to Kenyon's rich heritage ofa knight or lover 2. Virgin Mary "Lords" and the "Ladies," misrep- College Student Handbook, the eurocentricism must also be ad- and modem ideals. 3: a woman of superior social po- b: resents the student-athlete- s of mascots are in direct violation of dressed. From the reading of The definitions of both sition a woman of refinement Kenyon. Now that we are cel- the Language Policy Statement "History and Traditions," in "Lords" and "Ladies" reveal the and gentle manners 4 a: WIFE b: aristoc- 5 a: ebrating the twenty-fift- h year of (p.96). While the College has at- Kenyon's Student Handbook, one permeance of the British GIRLFRIEND, MISTRESS women and the Black Student tempted to resolve the issue by leams of the economic support racy within the terms, as well as any of various tided women in Union why not also celebrate the adding "Ladies," it is exactly that an from members of the British aris- the inherent inequality of the titles, Great Britain (2)the wife of a creation of a new mascot for the addition add women and stir tocracy. Undoubtedly the "Lords" "Lord" and "Lady." knight, baronet, member of the College. Such a change would rather than an inclusive action. became the mascot in recognition lord: 1: one having power and Peerage, or one having the cour- reflect the College's belief in di- When one examines the lin- of the lords who founded Kenyon. authority over others a: a ruler by tesy title of lord and used as a versity and equality. It is time for guistic construction ofour mascots However, faculty, students, alumni, hereditary right or preeminence to courtesy title for the daughter of a a new mascot, one which includes and recognizes the polarity that the and College Presidents, have made whom service and obedience are duke, marquess, or earl. (Merriam Webster's') the student body rather than divid-in- g terms, "Lords" and "Ladies" cre- significant contributions since then due d: the male head of a house- and differentiating the ate, it becomes evident that a to the Kenyon Community, en- hold f: one that has achieved The inequality of these two terms community through gendered lan- revision must occur. The division abling the College to prosper and mastery or that exercises leader- suggests that both the College and guage and anglocentricism. created by the gendered mascots diversify. Along with expansion ship or great power in some area 4: the student body must take respon- Presently, many faculty and stu- results in a hierarchy, whereby the and diversification comes a new a bishop of the Church of England sibility for changing the College's dents use gender inclusive "Lords" are first and the "Ladies" identity, one which requires the - 4: used as a British title. athletic mascots. language in their classes as well as are secondary and subservient shedding of our traditional asso CMerriam Webster's Collegiate see MASCOT page three 4 Cfre &enpon Collegian OPINION April 6, 1995 The Book of Jobs: Do you want more money? Sure, we all do. By George W. Stone Luck is design. And good designs Recent openings, lately unearthed, lead good structures that last previously unpublished Staff Columnist to long into the future. So brace your- Tired of your nagging parents self and behold your future! Amish Buggy Repair and Street telling you to get a job, either for Below is a first for Collegian Sanitation: (paymentoption: eggs the summer or for the rest of your readers.WecaU it'Possibilities'95," and bread or cash) life? Think you have a snowball's because we are convinced that there Have a thing for horses and other chance in the civilian work force? is something in it to make your relics of the Old World? Help a Well think again! You may not yet future bright It is a list of real jobs neighborby re-spok- ing wheels. Help recognize it, but even at this mo- needing real people like you to do the earth by recycling dung. ment you are eminently qualified them. All jobs pay well, most even Embrace Midwestern culture today! to be a productive, tax-payi- ng include training periods and dental member of society. Too good to be coverage, and best of all, Every job Practical Pet Promenade: (ideal true? Heck no! Read on to discover is waiting for You to claim it! 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word-of-mout- h. This means con- remember, whenyou retire toFlorida quadrupeds. No one can hate you if Student Lectureships Speaker: welcome! nections snap, snap being in at age thirty, slim and happy: you theirdog loves you. Shots included. ($20,000.00 signing bonus; please the right place at the right time caught your first succulent glimpse include resume and list of austere Housing Lottery AnalystBookie: dumb luck. But from experience of the future right here, in The Bottle CollectorGossip Recy-cle- r: demands) (fast bucks! medical excuse fabri- we know that luck is never dumb. Kenyon Collegian! (train now to stalk!) Nobel Prize laureate status no cation a necessary skill) MASCOT Ever wonder who drinks what, and longer required! Positions now Ask yourself this: do you feel lucky? how much of it? Get the swig on available on a first come-first Play the odds on Watson, Wood- continued from page three your elders' aliments and little dark served basis! land, and Fair. Meet desperate secrets. Working in conjunction singles in need of a place to crash. Kenyon athletics are a strong mode is that it deals not with pri- with the garbage man, build a col- Kenyon Defense Team: Xyear-roun- d Cut a deal with Graves...feel alive! component of the Kenyon com- vate and particular truths, but with lection of striking glassware from legal aid; kinship with munity. Both men and women's the general and the universal. OJ. around the globe. Confidentiality not a requirement; East Wing as- Cuisine Identifier: (for the dis- athletics are nationally recognized Kenyon's academic purpose will guaranteed!, ',' ., sociations forbidden) cerning palate) and a significant number of stu- permeate all that the College does, Ability to communicate convinc- Help bewildered twenty-somethin- gs dents participate in Kenyon but the definition of the academic Provost: ingly with a Knox County jury decide what they just ate! athletics. It is not acceptable that will be open to recurrent question- (a six-month appointment) crucial. Aversion to cheap, conve- Knowledge ofspices unnecessary, such outstanding student-athletes ing" (Kenyon College and its Hate commitments? This is the job nient, face-savin- g out-of-court ability to communicate with choke are playing under mascots which Mission 2). We, as Kenyon stu- for you! High-statu- s position, va- settlements a real plus. victims a positive. Must identify do not represent them fairly. Our dents and athletes, believe that it is bi-annua- cant lly, no strings attached! these key terms: Heimlich, ipecac1 female athletes are neither "mis- our responsibility to "question" the ex- Saab Repairperson: (knowledge LondonBroil, cockroach. See Ross tresses" nor "wives of knights." College mascots, as well as 4 President: of Connecticut terrain a must!) of A.R. A. Our male athletes, in the same press our concern and desire for (a twenty-yea- r appointment) Help Muf fy repair her car. .Fleasel manner, are neither "bishops ofthe change to the Kenyon community. Perks include free admission to all It's still nippy outside and class is The Klaus Maeck Endowed Church of England," nor do they Robert Bunnell supports campus events, A.R.A.-catere- d just so, so far away. And Daddy Chair: (for the tragically-hi- p cel- "possess power and authority over changing the present mascots; he meals, diverse lawsuits, furry eye- said that he scheduled a fitting for luloid enthusiast) others." As a result of the discrep- believes that the Athletic Depart- brows, stray dogs, and in the end, a hercotillion soon! Isn't this a tragic Avant-Gard- e filmmakers reply ancies in these titles, we must find a ment would also support a move to nice gold watch. story? now! Films need not have dia- mascot which unites thestudentath-lete- s, create a new egalitarian and repre- logue, but a soundtrack the student body, and the sentative mascot for the College. good jives 1-900-Lor- Greeting Alphabetizer: dLady: (for night well in pro- faculty under one, universal image. Sincerely, Card owls) Gambier. Please bring (Like Christmas in July!) This informal chatline provides a jector and sound Position As stated inTheStudent Hand- Sarah Bothe '95 system. Salary bonus for the invention of a book. "The virtue of the academic Eiley Patterson '95 wonderful escape from the ten lasts three days. Pollack Subjugates Zealots, Defends Satire, Sisyphus Judah Pollack paradox in the world that has been end, inadequate to resolve the para- lever, they could get the boulder to rock up straight." Unfortunately Staff Columnist understood throughout history and dox, leaving us to fight a vain battle the top. He had read it in there were so many people that yet forgotten by many today. We against death. This assumption Archimedes. After bemoaning they only served to knock the boul- "Essay: in which the author have been given life only to face imparts a sense of sadness and such a Greek fate, Professor Adler der back down the hill. On their uses metaphors to discuss the role death. For every act of creation bitterness to satire for it means our argued to utilize wu wei, or next try the boulder veered to the of satire, actual! y gives an example there is an equal act of destruction. actions lack import. We are locked actionless action. This proved to right. This time a smaller contin- of such satire, and in light of this The Aztecs encompassed this du- in a struggle we can not win, merely be rather difficult though. Both gent of strong men were there to example, accentuates his point in ality in myth. There was maintain. Bertrand Russell wrote because the weight of the rock help. But after hearing that they the conclusion. The following es- Quetzalcoatl, the Plumed Serpent, that "the first sign of an impend- seemed to demand action of some were helping a couple of penni- say is rated DRZ Don't Read if bringcr of light and life, cultivator ing nervous breakdown is feeling sort and because Adler could not less, Jewish intellectuals, they Zealot" of maize. But his existence was in one's work is terribly important" seem to get Professor Baumann to walked away leaving the boulder The Nez Perce of the inland tandem with and reliant upon his Satire laughs at those who feel understand the concept. Baumann to roll down the hill again. The Pacific Northwest were one of the twin brother Smoking Mirror, they are actually going to get some- just kept calling Adler lazy. two Professors, feeling a bit like last native peoples to be forced bearer of shadow and death. In where. As if there were somewhere After a respite from the argu- they were in the movie "The Defi- onto a reservation by the United relating the myth Carlos Fuentes to go. Thus it is a humor, shroud- ment Baumann asked Adler if he ant Ones" attempted the hill one States. As the cavalry gave chase has Quetzalcoatl question the Lord ing a sad truth. Much as the Nez could just create a context in which last time. Alas the boulder came eastward many soldiers recorded of Memory about his battle with Perce laughter. a conveyer belt would take the crashing down to the bottom of the hearing the most peculiar ofsounds, Smoking Mirror. "You are speak- In other news Professor boulder up the hill. Adler, taking a hill. Baumann and Adler decided laughter. Faced with the imminent ing of a fatality without end...Will Baumann and Professor Adler were page from Thucydides, hit to shake hands, climbed atop the demise of their way of life the Nez it never be resolved?" And the assigned to relieve Sisyphus of his Baumann over the head with a fruit boulder and watched the sunset Perce were laughing. There was Lord of Memory responds, duty today. Apparently the boul- tree. The Lord of memory told the laughter of the everyday, a per- "Never." der is to remain the same size but Feeling remorse for what he Quetzalcoatl, "if your kingdom son tripping and falling in the river, Satire is a mode in which the the slope of the hill has been made had done, Adler offered a hand to could be established without op- as well as a more profound laugh- underlying assumption is the para- far steeper to compensate for their Baumann and the two started to position it would soon be converted ter. One bom in the inevitable dox of the human condition. A being two of them. .An argument push the rock up the hill. At first into a kingdom identical to the one absurdity of it all. A laughter be- fatality without end constantly re- was reported to have taken place they veered to the left but a swarm you combat Your goodness is cause the tragedy of their situation born. We are not masters of the between the two of them before of people emerged to help them. kept ali ve only because your double left them no other recourse. world but rather its capuves. Our they began to push the rock. Pro- Some carried signs reading "Save refutes it." When the Nez Perce The Nez Perce recognized a consciousness and will are, in the fessor Baumann was saying that if the Boulder", while others chanted laughed, the left wept, the right they could just find a big enough "2,4,6,8, come on and push that cheered, and the satirist took note. April 6, 1995 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT t &enpon Collegian 5 Samples to Play Two Area Shows This Weekend

Two-Ye- After ar Absence From the Columbus Area, 'World-Be- at Rockers' Will Play OWU and Newport By Gwyneth Shaw The band's members gui Senior Staff Writer tarist Sean Kelly, bassist Andy Sheldon, drummer Jeep The Samples are coming back MacNichol, and keyboardist Al to Ohio. Laughlin met and formed the After a successful show at Samples in Boulder in 1987. After Denison in 1993, the Boulder, attracting a mostly college-ag-e fol- Colorado band is returning to the lowing from shows at theUniversity Columbus area for two perfor- of Colorado and local bars, the band mances this weekend at Ohio released its first album, which con- Wesleyan University's Branch tains such songs as "Feel Us y Rickey Arena on Sat. and at the Shaking" and "After the Rain." Newport Coliseum in Columbus The group followed that up on Sun. with 1991's"Underwater People," The Samples' music, de- a collection oflive and studio tracks scribed by the band as "world-beat and continued to promote both al- influenced rock and roll," can be bums with extensive touring, a band heard on the group's five albums. trademark and the way it has gar- The group has built a steady fol- nered most of its fan base. In 1 992, lowing among college audiences the newly formed W A.R.? signed since its self-title-d release (also the Samples and released "No known as "the blue album") on Room," featuring one of the Arista Records in 1989. The al- group's best-know- n songs, "Did bum, unavailable for over two You Ever Look So Nice." The al-

years, was re-released in 1993 by bum also includes "Seany Boy," a the band's current label, What Are popular song in the group's live The Samples Records? (WAR.?). performances. After playing "The Tonight "Li ttle S ilver Ring" and "The S treets branching out with solo efforts. Show" in the spring of 1993 and in the Rain." Kelly's solo album will bereleased performing on the H.0 .R.D.E. tour "Autopilot" is the band's most next month on W.A.R.?, and both How To Get with Blues Traveler and fellow recent release, and a return to the MacNichol and Sheldon have simi- There... Boulder band Big Head Todd and group's original musical style. Writ- lar projects in the works. For OWU the Monsters the following sum- ten mostly by Kelly, who also This weekend's shows prom- Take Rt. 36 West to Delaware. mer, the group put out its fourth contributes most of the lyrics on ise to be good ones. The Samples' Stay on Rt. 36 to the main downtown intersection of Dela- album, "The Last Drag," in Sept. "The Samples" and "No Room," almost constant touring has earned ware (Sandusky Street). 1993. While something of a de- songs like "Weight of the World" them a reputation as a great live parture from the band's earlier-sound- , and "As Tears Fall" will sound fa- band. Tickets are still available both For Newport Music Hall, Columbus the record has sold over miliar to those who have heard the for shows. The OWU show at Branch 71 St. ExiL Turn right Left 85,000 copies so far. Showcasing earlier albums. MacNichol and South to 17th onto 17th Street Rickey Arena begins at 8 Call songs written by all four mem- Sheldon each added a composition pm. onto Summit. Take right onto 13th. 368-318- (614) 7 for more information. bers of the group, the album is an of their own to the album. The Newport Music Hall is located between 12th and 13th Theshow at Newport begins at 7 pjn. experimental blend of acoustic While the band is presenting a streets across from the Ohio State Union. Call (614) 368--3 187 for information. and electronic music, featuring more unified front, its members are iRmmmmimm ' m'to mm CfQvj c'jjJli

(Ed. Note: The following is not a com- Newport Music Hall New Video releases: "Shadowlands" 'Recreational Landscapes" plete listing of Columbus area events. 1722 N. High St. Hellhound Westerville Curtain Players photographs by Dan Younger is the Columbus Dis- Information from 1-- The Pagemaster Fri. and Sat, 8:30 $7$5 Wed.-Sa- L 12pjn.,Sun. 5 p.m. unless otherwise noted.) pja, patch 5-- Del AnitrilMelissa Ferrick Priscilla: Queen of Desert 5691 Harlem Road April 30 Wed., $7.50$ 10.00 Silent Fall Semple-Upha- m Culture and Arts Newport Music Hall To be released on April 11: Center Music 1722 N. High St Imaginary Crimes Art Exhibits The Shawshank Redemption "Youth and Technology Work- Moonlight Drive Upcoming Concert Information information courtesy of Boxcar Video shop" Fri., $5.00$6.00 "Photorealism,'' including paint- Sat, 1- -4 p.m. Music Hall Newport Newport Music Hall The Films of Jean Renoir: ings by Yakeshi Yamade Wexner Center for the Arts

1722 N. High St. La Fille de l'eau 292-033- 1722 N. High SL April 3-- 28 (614) 0 228-358- Charleston (614) 2 Main Gallery and Foyer Gallery Cash The Little Match Girl Johnny Type O NegativeUranium 235 Mount Vernon Nazarene College SaL,$20.50$23.50 April 16, $11.50$13.00 Sat, 7 p.m, $5$4 for members Palace Theater Wexner FilmVideo Theater Lectures DanzigMarylin MansonlKorn "Before the Yellow Kid: Precur- 34 W. Broad St. La chienne April 18,$18.50$20.00 sors of the Comic Strip" Judith Hallett Saved from Drowning Ekoostik Hookah Boudu through April 21 "Ancient Greek Myths of Matriar- The Samples April 19, $5.00$6.00 Wed., $5$4 for members OSU's Cartoon, Graphic and Pho- chy, Modern Feminist Inter- Sat., $8.00 Slash's SnakepitIT ad Wexner FilmVideo Theater tographic Arts Research Library pretations" Branch Ricky Arena, April 22, $15.00 27 W. 17th Ave. Mall Monday, 8 pjn. Ohio Wesleyan University Throwing MusesLotion (614) 292-053- 8 Slayter Auditorium, Denison April 23, $9.50$l 1.00 Theater The SamplesThe Haynes Boys Adam Ant Sun., $12.50$14.00 May4,$13.50$16.00 Happy Hour . Newport Music Hall Diamanda Galas Mon - Sat 4-- 6 1722 N. High St. "Schrei X" Fri., 8 p.m., $12$9 for members Jeff Boucher SamiamThe GoopsChokebore Movies Wexner Center for the Arts Mon., $4.50$5.00 ' Opening Friday: Dave Gorsuch Newport Music Hall Bad Boys 1722 N. High St. The Goofy Movie "Born Yesterday" 300 South Main SL presented by Denison Theatre Mt. Vernon, OH 43050 Don Juan DeMarco (61 4) 397-987- 4 Rusted RootBilly Pilgrim Fri. and Sat, 8 p.m., $7$4 Tues., no ticket information yet information courtesy of AMC Ace Morgan Theater 6 ffifte Itenpon Collegian ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT April 6, 1995 Latin American Group 'Inkhay' to Perform Sias Focuses On American Roots Andean Group Spreads Knowledge ofAncient Music By Julie Glynn country tradition in older folk and WKCO Reporter blues music" is wrong. She wishes By Rachel Grossman country stations would play, rather than overlook, artists such Staff Reporter Last semester, Catherine Sias was playing Ted Nugent as Bob Wills and Hank Williams, Inkhay (pronounced INK-eye- ), and Aerosmith on her WKCO Sr. Originally, S ias wanted to have free-for- - se- - m style a Quechua verb meaning "to ft"- . - show, but this a , tend the fire," will perform for the il ... mester Sias of show which Gambier Folklore Society's spring decided to focus DJ would have in- presentation of the World Beat In- her show on the cluded 70s rock, ternational series on SaL, April 8. roots of Ameri- Spotlight: indie rock, and Inkhay performs the music of can music. Every country. How- the Andes mountains located in Thursday after- Catherine Sias ever, with South America. The group con- noon, from 3-- 5 "American Roots WKCO's new sists of five musicians playing p.m., one can Music" emphasis on spe- mnltinlp insfnimpnK rancnricr from hear a musical cialized shows, - decided ukule- 1 1 --- Thursdays, she to panpipes to drums and from f... j U -- fcjrt... variety ranging limit her show to les made from armadillos to rattles TOThe Andean Musicians of Inkhay from country to 3-- 5 p.m. made from goat hooves, all of which bluegrass to old country in order are instruments from the pre-Columb- ian shop held in Peirce Lounge at 2 The concert series was designed Appalachain tra to share a style of era. They are p.m. The group will provide some to bring musical groups from for- ditional folk music which is accompanied by two dancers per- context and background informa- eign countries to Gambier in order music. So far this semester she not always available. forming traditional Peruvian tion on both the music and its to entertain and educate while in- has played music by artists in- Sias is a junior anthropolgy dances. The musicians of Inkhay musicians, as well as explanations creasing multicultural awareness. cluding: the Carter Family, sociology major from Midland, hope to spread knowledge of the and history of the instruments they Director of the Gambier Folklore Johnny Cash, Way Ion Jennings, Michigan. When she is not orga- ancient music to assist its survival play. The second presentation will Festival, Professor of Sociology and Patsy Cline. nizing records at the radio station, in modem times. Pepe San tana told be a more formal concert in Rosse Howard Sacks, believes it will be Sias decided to base her Sias likes to sleep, watch TV, and The New York Times, "That is my Hall that evening, at 8 p.m. Both "an incredible concert" and as- show on this particular genre of read, especially country music bi- task, to tell people about it, and the are open to the public and are free sures the community it "will be music because she feels the cur- ographies. Other titles she considered for her show were origin of it" . of charge. blown away by it" rent trend on popular country Inkhay will make two presen- The World Beat International Funding for Inkhay's visit was music stations of "ignoring or "Honky Tonk Angel" and tations on Sat., April 8 at Kenyon. series was created in connection made possible by a grant from the forgetting about the roots of the "Lonsome On'ry & Mean.' The first will be an informal work-- with the Gambier Folk Festival. Lilly Endowment.

Resident Playwright MacLeod -- Sin' Hopes to Provoke Moral Questions By Rachel Orr reporting congestion on the day.of which the Chicago Tribune de- the challenges ofsolving the prob- "striking," according to MacLeod "near-perfect- ," Senior stage veteran Megan Senior Staff Reporter the 1989 earthquake. Each scene scribed as lems that playwrights normally portrays Avery, an "everywoman" MacLeod, the writer and director leave to directors. Wolpert plays a powerful, dramatic "I want the play to provoke character, in discussion with a per- of the current production, has de- "Sin" is reminiscent of Avery, with a dominant voice that people to think about sin. What is sonified version ofone ofthe Seven veloped new staging and dialogue MacLeod's modern comedy enhances her role. Also expect the sin? What is being good? ... But Deadly Sins. Yet whether she is for this version. "Coming of Age in Suburbia," natural humor of sophbmore mosdy, I want the play to entertain talking with her brother, roommate, "Working on 'Sin' at Kenyon which was presented last spring in Kathryn Webber to emerge in her the audience, to move the audi- boss, or ex-husband, Avery refuses gives me a chance to rewrite the the Bolton. Although the shows funny yet feisty character. Portray- ence, to make them laugh. It's a to come down from her morally play in the privacy of my own differ in theme, the general style ing the other Seven Deadly Sins are dark comedy," says Visiting As- high standpoint and accept their hometown," says MacLeod who of the two is similar in that they seniors David Bee, David Skinner, sistant Professor of Drama Wendy flaws. graduated from Kenyon in 1981 share the same kind of short, di- and Scott Wilcox; junior Samuel MacLeod. Her upcoming produc- When "Sin" played last fall in and later earned her master's de- rect dialogue between characters, Grobart, and sophomores Jerome tion "Sin: A Contemporary the Goodman Theater in Chicago, gree in fine arts from the Yale with frequent periods of silence Greenwald and Adam Howard. Morality Play," will be shown this the Chicago Tribune called the play School of Drama. While directing for dramatic effect Performances of "Sin: A Con- weekend and next in Bolton The- "edgy" and "witty," with "scene her play at Kenyon, Playwright-in-Residenc- e The general presentation of temporary Morality Play" will take ater. after scene of biting humor and MacLeod has had both plays is also similar. The place on Fri., April 7 and SaL, April "Sin" tells the story of Avery sharp insight" the chance to develop new staging actors and actresses seem well-prepared 8, as well as the following weekend, Bly, a traffic reporter who circles Following David Petrarca's and dialogue for this production. for the show, and the April 14 and 15. All shows begin at San Francisco in her helicopter, direction of "Sin" in Chicago, She has also been confronted with stage's modern design looks very 8 p.m. in the Bolton Theater. $189 ROUND TRIP WHEN DKOI.'G, EUROPE: CARIBBEANMEXICO: GALL $199 ONEWAY A FRIEND. If you can beat these prices, start your Drinking and riding can lead to a By Rachel Engelke "The Manchurian Candidate" "Peter's Friends" loss of license, a conviction, or own airline! Wed., even worse. When you drink, get Sat., April 8, 8 p.m. Biology Aud. April 12, 10 p.m. Biology Air-Tec- Staff Reporter with h LTD Venerable "New Yorker" film Aud. a ride a friend. It's . y o 212-219-70- the best call you can 00 "To Sleep With Anger" critic Pauline Kael once said this Kenneth Branagh, with his make.W MOTORCYCLE SAFETY FOUNDATION info aerotech.com Fri., April 7, 8 p.m. Rosse Hall film "may be the most sophisti- real-lif- e wife Emma Thompson Writer-Direct- or Charles cated political satire ever made in and an ensemble cast of others, 101 Brooklyn Street Burnett has created this domestic Hollywood." This 1962 thriller, stars in this film about a 10-year drama about a contemporary black directed by John Frankenheimer, reunion of a collegiate musical 427-331- 0 family and the effects a visiting stars Frank Sinatra and Laurence troupe. The friends' humorous rec-ollectio- ns, 1 family member has on it. The rela- Harvey as decorated Korean War heartache and tive in question is Harry, played by veterans, forced to return to "nor- reconciliations while celebrating Certified Technician the brilliant Danny Glover (of "Le- mal life" in American society. New Year's Eve together are cer- NAPA Autocare Center thal Weapon" fame), a trickster Harvey is chilling as a brainwashed tainly familiar, and earned the film storyteller whose visit causes the pawn involved in a Chinese scheme the nickname the "British Big SuperLotto family anxiety, until eventually to assassinate. The levels of in- Chill." But the fine performances Harry wearsouthis welcome. 1990. trigue, amazing plot twists, and and witty dialogue make us forget "The most inexpensive satirical examination of extreme we've seen this before. Branagh politics are at the very best. A strong and Thompson, always brilliant, place in town to buy Write for the supporting cast is complemented are just a couple of the reasons to I heart-warmin- cigarettes, by Janet Leigh and Angela see this 1992 g com- food and Collegian Lansbury, who received an Acad- edydrama. Comedian RitaRudner beverages!" emy Award nomination for her co-wrote and co-stars in the film performance. with her husband Martin Bergman. April 6, 1995 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT W)t enpon Collegian 7 Seventies Comeback Stalls Night of Comedy Plannedfor the KC . . . Jeffrey Ross will step With 'Brady Bunch' Movie to the mike on the KC stage Friday evening at 9 p.m. as By Matt Harry Monkees put in an appearance, and even part of a comedy Staff Reporter the Partridge Family shows event up briefly. sponsored by the Social In the age of "recycle this" "The Brady Bunch Movie" is

Board. Former champion 7A and "remake that," I think more notjusta tongue-in-cheekportra- yal of the Annual Comedy and more fondly of my youth, when ofone of America's cheesiest tele- Showdown at the -- i He-Ma- n was cool, people wore vision families (the Waltons are full-fledg- outfits made entirely vinyl, right up there), it's a ed TropWorld Casino, Ross of and television had some of the best political vehicle. Books, plays and has been a regular on Com- shows ever made. Some classic MTV specials dedicated to edy Central. He has examples are "The Six Million Bradyisms have begun to appear

A-Tea- appeared on MTV's "12 Dollar Man," "The m," more often than West Coast natu- Hour Comedy Hour" and "Hogan's Heroes," "Gilligan's Is- ral disasters. land" and "The Brady Bunch." Give me a break. Do we really A&E's "Caroline's Com- "The Brady Bunch?!" want to return to the days of TV edy Hour." I never liked "The Brady dinners, disco and "The Gong The Fools on the Hill Bunch." That astroturf lawn, the Show?" Sure, this decade has its will open for Ross at 8:30 cheery atmosphere, those clothes. problems, but it's a lot more realis- p.m. .. the romance just wasn'tthere for tic than the half-bake-d Betty Jeffrey Ross me. Even as a child, I would sit, Crocker ideals of the world ac- drooling, and wonder how eight cording to Brady. people (and one housekeeper) And if there is one message could share a single bathroom with- that the movie continually makes Morphine Turns in Solid Effort With 'Yes' out any instances of inbreeding or clear, it's that the 70s have no domestic violence occurring. place in the present. Mike's archi- Andrew T. DeVilbiss shown beautifully in "All Your tight, well-oile- d engine. For those of you who don't tectural designs are hopelessly Staff Writer Way" and "Yes," searing licks in The trio snakes its hungry, dark share my sentiments, rejoice. The outdated, Carol practically injects tunes like "Honey White," and sul- musical impulse through forty min- Eight Happiness Banditos have red meat into her brood, and the If you do it right, your room try solos like the one in "Whisper." utes of twists and turns like an risen from their graves to slobber a children are all avoided at school

all-encompas- vibrates when you listen to Mor- Throughout the album, Colley ap- eerie, sing fog which big wet dose of the 70s all over the like the plague. In fact, whenever phine. Not an annoying shake. A proaches his music orgasmically, surrounds and saturates the listener. apathetic audiences of the 90s. the Bradys encounter trouble, it's low tingle. Like the band's name like the Jimi Hendrix of saxophon- There are a few wrong turns, how Yeah. Groovy. always another 70s icon who gets would imply, it gets addictive. ists, and provides the dim, swirled ever.' At times,v,,The 5uryyin' 1 ; "The Brady Bunch Movie" them out of it The filmmakers "Yes" is the third release from color and shade to Sandman's lop- particular, there is too much po- plummets the 70s sitcom family probably realized that a family so the unique Boston trio: two string ing bass with virtuoso passion etic nonsense, in which Sandman, smack in the middle of present-da- y hopelessly rooted in the past can slide bass, baritone sax, and drums. although it would have been nice with his babbling lyrics, appar- Los Angeles. Surrounded by only relate to others in the same

"Wah-Wahe- It's an excursion into the lower to see another d" or ently fancies himself as the second sprinkler systems and pastel-hue-d predicament. end, almost nether-region- s, of similarly affected solo like the one coming of Jim Morrison. Also suburbanites, the Brady household Don't get me wrong, "The sound, but don't let the instrumen- on "Cure For Pain." "Free Love" tends to drone on for is the eye of the storm, the olive in Brady Bunch" does have some hi- tation deceive you. This band can Conway handles the percus- a bit too long. Other than a few the martini, the uncooked noodle larious moments. Greg's outdated rock with supercharged fury, or sion duties with demonic, furious, minor points of contention, this is in the Hamburger Helper. In this flattery ("Hey, groovy chick") al- turn around and become narcoti-call- y finesse. He's never overpowering solid album and, hopefully, will fish-out-of-water tale, being dif- ways produces a chuckle, and it's mellow. Either way, the music or ultra-flash-y, but always incred- garner Morphine the mainstream ferent is good, but being Brady is almost worth the price of admis- hangs in the air like blue-gra- y ibly solid, providing the extra kick. attention they deserve. great. sion to see Alice in S&M garb. The smoke, lingering in the memory With his loose-wriste- d style, The bulk of the film's laughs biggest surprise, however, is Jan. attention-gettin- g iz Her antics and long after the cigarette's been put Conway completes the overall feel Grade: B comes from the gee-wh- Gomer out. and makes Morphine sound like a Pyle humor spouted by the naive psychotic paranoia about her As with their two previous bunch when affronted by the less flashier sister Marcia are by far the high points of the movie. releases, "Good" and "Cure For Artist: Morphine innocent denizens of the 90s. Pa Pain," Mark Sandman is the driv- Brady espouses bewildering eu- Despite these sparse high ing force behind the music, -- Mark Sandman: phemisms, Marcia considers points, "The Brady Bunch Movie" anchoring the band's deep sound 2 string slide bass, kissing to be "third base" and Greg simply reinforces the fact that the with melodic, sloping, bass riffs has no idea what a carjack is. Bell-Bottom- ed Octet has no place and bringing his dark vision to vocals Although the plot revolves in the 90s. So listen to your music light with a hypnotic voice. His -- Dana Colley: around the possible loss of the compilations if you will. Attend every Rolling Stones comeback tale swings from optimistic re- Baritone sax Brady abode, the movie is mainly morse as in "Scratch" ("Wiped that a nostalgic nod to the Polyester tour if that's your preference. But smile off my face Put me down in -- Billy Conway: Age of Television. 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Flying Saucer Attack vide animalistic groans and shrieks SUNDAY THROUGH THURSDAY TILL 2AM, Further, Drag City Records in FRIDAY AND SATURDAY TILL 3AM as "Free Love," beautiful Information Courtesy of WKCO counter-riff- s to Sandman's bass, 8 Efte &enpon Collegian FEATURES April 6, 1995 Strossen to Explore Civil Rights Issues of Clinton Era First Female Head ofACLU Knownfor 'Keen' Interest in First Amendment By Amy Rich sists on defending the rights of explains her stance on pornogra- people regardless of their political phy: "We adamantly oppose any Senior Staff Reporter If You Go... stance. effort to restrict sexual speech not Described in 1991byTheNew Strossen, currently a profes- only because it would violate our WHAT York Times as "an astute constitu- sor of law atNew York Law School, cherished First Amendment free- tional scholar with a keen interest ACLU President Nadine has given numerous lectures and doms but also because it would in the First Amendment," Nadine Strosser's lecture "Chal- speeches across the United States undermine our equality , our status, Strossen, president of the Ameri- lenges to Civil Liberties in and around the world. She has also our dignity and our autonomy." Censorship, she asserts, has can Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), the Clinton Era" made many appearances in the will speak on the topic of "Chal- national news media, including long been used as a tool to deny lenges to Civil Liberties in the "Crossfire," "Larry King Live," women vital information about Clinton Era" on Tues. at 8 p.m. in Tuesday at 8 p.m. "The McNeil-Lehre- r News Hour" equality, health and reproductive the Biology Auditorium. WHERE and "Nightline." autonomy. Strossen's lecture helps to cel- Biology Auditorium Strossen recently published "Defending Pornography," ebrate 25 years of women at "Defending Pornography: Free Strossen writes, "focuses on the Kenyon because of her status as the country. Speech, Sex, and the Fight for women's rights-centere- d rationale r ex- the first woman to head the ACLU, Strossen, also the youngest Women's Rights." She also has for defending pornography. It said Kelli Stebel, chair of the Stu- person to hold the top position in two books due to be published plains why the procensorship Lectureships Committee, the ACLU, has been president since soon: "Speaking of Race, Speak- faction of feminism poses a seri- dent Nadine Strossen which is co-sponsor- ing Strossen's 1991. Strossen graduated from ing of Sex: Hate Speech, Civil ous threat not only to human rights visit with the Law and Society Radcliffe College and is a 1975 Rights and Civil Liberties" and Human Rights Watch, Middle East in general but also to women's Program. magna cum laude graduate of "Civil Liberties at Millennium's Watch, and the ACLU's Repro- rights in particular." The ACLU is, in effect, the Harvard Law School, where she End." ductive Freedom Project. A reception in the lobby of the nation's biggest law firm, with was editor of the Law Review. Strossen has served on the di; In her introduction to "De- Biology Building will follow 6,000 cases pending in 51 affili- Strossen has focused much of rectorial boards of many human fending Pornography," Strossen Strossen's lecture. ates nationwide. It also lobbies on her attention on interpreting the rights organizations in addition to behalf ofpublic education and com- Bill of Rights. She believes in a the ACLU, including Asia Watch, Rivera to Speak on Gay Issues munity organization efforts across definition of civil liberties that in The Fund for Free Expression, The U.S. Supreme Court has recently agreed to consider the You Go... Popenoe To Decry Welfare State's Effects constitutionality ofColorado's ban If on legislation ensuring civil rights Sociologist's Research WHAT Denmark, United States Focus of for gay men and lesbians. Rhonda David Popenoe, whose re- tween the extent of the welfare Rivera, an Ohio State University Law professor Rhonda search indicates that the welfare If You Go... state and the vitality of families. law professor, will discuss the Rivera's lecture "Bowers state undermines family life, will The conclusions he drew from background and implications of vs. Hardick and Evans vs. speak at 8 p.m. on Mon. in the this analysis led to his second as- this decision in her lecture "Bow- Romer: The Supreme WHAT sertion: that the institutions of Biology Auditorium. ers vs. Hardick and Evans vs. Court Meets Gay Rights" Through his lecture, "The Sociologist David American society are increasingly Romen The Supreme Court Meets Decline of the Family: Trends in Popenoe 's lecture "The filling family roles and are there- Gay Rights" at 7:30 p.m. today in MB fore sapping the strength of the Today at 7:30 p.m. the United States and Sweden and Decline of the Family: ; the Biology Auditorium. Their Implications for Political Trends in the U.S. and American family. Her lecture will also examine WHERE Correctness and National Policy," According to Professor of the Supreme Court's general treat- Sweden and Their Implica- Biology Auditorium .. Popenoe will explore the conclu- Sociology John Macionis, "An in- ment of gay and lesbian issues. tions for Political Correct- sions drawn from his study of teresting dimension of Popenoe's Rivera, a graduate ofDouglass ents and legal issues for unmarried ness and National Policy" families in the two nations. work is that, at the outset, he was College of Rutgers University, couples, among other topics. A professor of sociology and WHES strongly criticized as not being earned her master's in public ad- A member of the Michigan associate dean ofthe faculty of arts Monday at 8 p.m. politically correct for simply rais- ministration from Syracuse and Ohio bar associations and the and sciences at Rutgers Univer- WHERE ing issues surrounding being a University and her law degree from Federal Bar for Southwestern Ohio, sity, Popenoe has written or parent." Wayne State University. In 1976, Rivera has served as a board mem- Biology Auditorium contributed to numerous books, Several years ago, Macionis she joined the faculty of the Ohio ber of the Lambda Legal Defense noted, "The Journal of Marriage State University College of Law, and Education Fund, the Legal Aid including "Disturbing the Nest" and the Family," the leading pub- where she has served as an associ- Society of Columbus, Ohio and "Fatherless America." He is lication in its area of study, agreed ate dean and director of legal Women, Inc. and Stonewall Union. also a founder and current co-chair to print an article by Popenoe only writing. 1 She has also served as an official of the Council on Families in after soliciting an unprecedented Her areas of expertise include diocesan judge for the Episcopal

America, a policy-formulati- on or- five critiques. commercial and insurance law, Church's Diocese of Southern ganization. "Now major news weeklies contracts, sales, and legal issues Ohio. Her community leadership Popenoe, who describes him- are featuring cover stories on the related to AIDS and sexual orien- has prompted Stonewall Union to self as a liberal Democrat, initially topic," said Macionis, "while even tation. name its annual service tribute the focused his research on Sweden sociologists grudgingly acknowl- In addition to her teaching, Rhonda Rivera Award. and concluded that Swedish fami- edge Popenoe's position as Rivera has maintained a private Rivera's lecture is sponsored lies have turned over much of their sensible." law practice in Columbus and by the Office of the President in

v visit is sponsored nationally-license- d ar- group-harassme- nt 7 role to the state and are, therefore, Popenoe's served as a support of the the weakest families in the indus- by the Faculty Lectureships Com- bitrator in medical and contractual counselors' program. A reception trial world. He then analyzed the mittee and the department of services. Her legal publications in the lobby of the Biology Build- David Popenoe apparent inverse relationship be-- anthropology and sociology. include articles on AIDS, gay par- - ing will follow.

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Photo by Alexa Goldstein Though he doesn't dress like a "But I sit down and what I'm think- aged by a friend to publish a book was alive in the bird. that poem, one more opportunity cowboy, he's got Texas blood and ing now is 'poem.' I didn't want to of poems so that he might "exor- "Our best poems are already to rewrite so that when I send it out a palate for real chili. Although he write poetry because I wanted to cise a few demons" and then inside us," said McDonald, "and again , I am confident that the poem doesn't look or act like an artist, write fiction and short stories." continue writing short stories and all you have to do is dig." How- is as good as I will ever make it on he's an aesthete, favoring poetry While attending the Air Force fiction. However, he soon discov- ever, he elaborated, "what you're this earth." as his canvas and metaphor as his Academy, he enrolled in a fiction-writin- g ered that the poems "just kept on digging up is a region inside of For McDonald, rewriting is medium to transcend color, move- workshop at the University coming, and so I just had to give you. Yet you can't write my poems enjoyable because he turns the ment and emotion. But the fact that of Iowa. While there, McDonald myself to them." and I can't write yours even if we mechanical process into a creative he doesn't own an airplane doesn't concentrated on writing short sto- McDonald creates because he both go to Vietnam, because our one. He compared rewriting to mean he can't fly, for he soars ries, yet he soon discovered that experiences, and it is because he experiences are different." To "training words to jump through

above any jet because he is a pilot "some people are long-distance allows himself to experience pain McDonald poetry is an experience hoops" but warned that "you've of words and poetry is his wings. writers, and some are good at the that he can create with such power and an exploration: "I have never got to find the right word, the exact He doesn't pretend to be any- sprint. But it took me six novels and emotion. "I give myself to the 'set out' to write a poem about word not its second-best- " thing he is not quite simply before I realized that I was not a only territories I have," he ex- anything in particular. Rather Ijust "In a way," he lamented, "it because he doesn't need to. long-distance writer." plained. "I prowl the regions that I sit down and I go exploring I go ought to be sad when an editor says Walter McDonald just is. McDonald started writing po- own or that own me, and they keep hunting to see what I can find to- 'yes' to a poem because it's then Yet it doesn't really matter ems during the Korean War, in part delivering poems." day, hoping to follow some thread, set in black and white in print with how he looks or what he owns as an outlet for his fears and uncer- anticipating that it might spook up a spine on the back in a journal of because McDonald has imagina- tainties, because poetry offered a A Passion that Fuses Emotion a poem." a library. And you can't change it." tion. "The thrill ofpoetry," he said, way in which he could justify the Yet, McDonald wamed,"none "is that it is different from fact insanity ofwar. "Oneof my friends What inspires McDonald to of this is autobiography. It comes The Poems Not Yet Written it is the imagination that takes facts was blown up in midair," he re- pursue these frightening regions out of me, naturally, and that's all and weaves them into a story that called, "and I wanted to say within himself is passion the I can write. But everybody has When McDonald leaned back feels even more realistic than fact, something to him, and when noth- passion that drives cattle and spins poetic license, and a poem is a in his firm wooden chair that after- as fact is often accidental and coin- ing else worked, I turned to poems. Himmelman's flips at Mach 3, the made-u- p thing not a transcribed noon, he made it look comfortable cidental." These poems were like letters to passion that fuses emotion with piece of a diary so I feel free to and inviting. He himself looked Perhaps the way in which he the dead and letters about the dead," language and makes every poem a invent secure and confident. But, despite composes is indicative of how he he continued, "and though they thrilling, curious and frightening "Furthermore," he continued, appearances, McDonald is fearful lives his life, for the adventure he were first attempts, they felt good, experience so that reality is even "nothing stands between you and and uncertain most fearful, per- finds in life serves as inspiration they felt right." more believable. the act ofcreation, as in composing haps, of the poems he has not yet for his poetry. When McDonald received his At one point McDonald inter- a poem, but the judgement of an written, the flights not yet taken, orders to go to Vietnam, he wanted rupted the interview to point to a editor." As a result, McDonald the chili not yet tasted. McDonald The Thrill of Discovery to express his emotions to his bird he spotted outside. "You see noted, the poet has a sense of "lim- fears most the uncertainty of the daughter. "I could tell my wife, but there," he exclaimed. "That bird, ited freedom" to explore and future since that is the only experi- "If you can write something my daughter was too young to hear, right there, that's a poem." The experiment with poetry. ence he cannot yet articulate. so that somebody believes it, you so I wrote a poem for her that she bird was a brilliant-re- d cardinal "Yet when an editor rejects a "I don't know whether I'm run the risk, when they find out might understand through poetry perched on a naked branch of a poem," he explained, "I am not ever going to get another poem, that you don't own a ranch, of what cannot be explained in talk." tree, but it only appeared that way angry or disappointed in myself. but I have faith in imagination," he being called a liar," McDonald After Vietnam, McDonald, by when McDonald pointed it out, Rather, I perceive the deferral as said, "and I have great anticipation explained. "They don 't understand then a prolific writer, was encour- - when he awakened the poetry that being one more chance to look at and expectancy and hope, and that's that you're writing a piece of lan- all you can do." guage that hopefully will give "Yet when an editor rejects a poem," he explained, "I am not angry or disappointed someone else that thrill of discov- The Paul Whitfield Horn Profes- in myself. I the deferral as being one more chance to look at Rather, perceive that ce ery or pleasure of words." sor of English and poet-in-residen- Yet McDonald never thought poem, one more opportunity to rewrite so that when I send it out again, I am confi- at Texas Tech Univer- that he would provide that thrill sity, Walter McDonald visited through verse. "I never intended to dent that the poem is as good as I will ever make it on this earth." Kenyon on April 1 as part of the be a poet," McDonald confessed. Ohio Poetry Circuit.. April 6, 1995 FEATURES TO?c &enport Collegian 1 1 For German avant-gard- e filmmaker Klaus Maeck, the prophetic nature of his 1983 film "Decoder" still comes as a surprise. ttti "I'm excited that the film still works" after 12 years, explains Maeck, who claims that he never intended his film to "look into the future that much." Maeck, who visited Kenyon r for three days last week to attend n his film's midwestcrn premiere, explains that he enjoys the process of filmmaking because it enables PJLfU him to put sounds and images together to create something "entirely new." He received no formal training filmmaker, began as a but German avant-gard- e filmmaker Klaus making super-eight film shorts in the early 80s, when he first gained Maeck made his first film - "Decoder" -- an interest in the punk movement and was fascinated by such bands in 1983 with no formal training and only as the Sex Pistols. Maeck 's "De- indus- coder" includes a look at the an interest in Muzak and the early beginnings of industrial music trial music scene. With the rise of the through its inclusion of the music of Psychic TV, Soft Cell and Internet and virtual reality, the film's Einstiirzende Neubauten, forerun- ners of such bands as Nine Inch exploration of information technology's Nails and Motorhead. potentially disturbing impact on people Maeck' s inspiration for "De- coder," however, sprang primarily is only now being appreciated. from his interest in the "instant psychological effect which Muzak has upon people." Maeck found By Hefts Schaffner such power to control disturbing. Photo by Atexa Goldstein Muzak, a manipulated form of music, is a ubiquitous feature of shopping malls and fast-foo-d res- scenes in his film occurs when the ing his anti-tap- e for Muzak in a Program of Humane Studies. In well as the psychological effects taurants, where it wields the film's protagonist, F.M. Einheit, number of fast-foo- d restaurants. addition, as different forms of in- ofadvancing technology. His most extraordinary power to make indi- kills a frog by exposing it to ma- Maeck is used to mixed re- formation technology continue to recent film, "Liebeslieder Love viduals feel and work better. Time nipulated frequencies of Muzak. sponses to his film, and, while much emerge, the film has acquired re- Songs :The Music ofEinstiirzende and Newsweek magazines, among The frog's death marks one of a of the film's chaos is central to newed prophetic significance. Neubauten" (1994), is a documen- others, have reported that cows host of similarly troubling instances "Decoder' s" message, he acknowl- Maeck finds his German au- tary about one of his favorite give more milk, chickens lay more in "Decoder," in which Einheit edges the tendency of viewers to dience to be less receptive to his German industrial bands. eggs, shoppers buy more products, rebels against the control ofMuzak become confused and over- work than other audiences around Maeck's other works include "anti-tape- and root-can- al patients are less by creating an " out of whelmed. the world. While "Decoder" is only "Commissioner of the Sewers: A likely to wring their dentists' necks manipulated Muzak, the sounds of "There's too much in it," the shown several times a year in Ger- Portrait of William S. Burroughs" when under the influence of urban pirates' rituals and frog Hamburg native admits, adding that many, Maeck notes that a group in (1988) and numerous music vid- Muzak. noises. he probably could have created Italy has named itself in honor of eos. Maeck himself did a large As the film progresses, five different films out of the many the film and also has founded a Maeck also continues to be amount of research on Muzak and Einheit's experiments with sound concepts and ideas in "Decoder." magazine and book publishing fascinated by the ways advancing its effects on people in preparation frequencies are not simply con- In spite of its broad and, at company. technology can manipulate the for "Decoder." His concerns about fined to the laboratory, and his times, confusing nature, "Decoder" Although Maeck has no cur- sense of reality, and he reports that the power of such technology are subjects are not simply frogs. 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12 ffifte &gnpon Collegian ET CETERA April 6, 1995 STEBEL continued from page three cans, women, and Jews on this pus in this anniversary year. How- campus were "inconsequential." ever, to suggest that we are catering Gee, women alone make up more to minority students is to demean that half of Kenyon's population. the very purpose of celebrating Then again, according to Mr. these two anniversaries. Romph, they arejust"inconsequen- Must we also be reminded of tial." the rich literary tradition at On another issue, Mr. Kenyon? Having the Poet Laure- Romph's attempt at effective and ate of the United States at a The Kenyon Review presents truthful journalism fails. The hono- prestigious literary college does An April Celebration of the beauty and power of words rarium that we pay each speaker is not seem like that big of a stretch, no secret. Because I was not the now does it? Tuesday, April 11 Celebration of Culture Chair last year, I do not know the Further, I would like to re- Marking the 25th Anniversary of the Black Student Union at Kenyon, a "truly open reading celebrating Tim mind Mr. Romph, as well as the fee paid to Leary, Jean culture" will welcome faculty and students to share works, by themselves or others, that have inspired Kilbourne, etc. However, a quick Kenyon community, that we and motivated. trip to accounting can provide the should not address Dr. Angelou as Co-sponsored by the Black Student Union necessary numbers of last year's simply, "Maya." In Mr. Romph's 6:3Q p.m. Peirce Lounge budget article, he repeatedly refers to her I question Mr. Romph's as- as just, "Maya." Perhaps we need 13 Townsend sumption that Maya Angelou is some etiquette lessons on this cam- Thursday, April David Baker and Ann coming to Kenyon under the guise pus as well. Two of Ohio's most published poets, professors at Denison University, will read and talk about poetry. New and of, as he puts it, "...pleasing every We should be honored that Baker, author of four books of poetry and regular contributor to The Atlantic, The Yorker Review. Townsend, author a new chapbook, cultural event in the school's his- some of these speakers come to The Paris Review, is an advisory editor of The Kenyon of national and regional writing awards, is a frequent contributor to tory..." The 25th anniversary of Kenyon. Maya Angelou, for in- Modem Love, and winner of many women and the BSU mark two stance, has hundreds of offers at Tri-Quarte- rly and The Southern Poetry Review as well as to The Kenyon Review. significant events in the history of the same fee. However, on April 8 p.m. in Peirce Lounge Kenyon. To imply that Maya 26th, she has chosen to come and Reception following Angelou is simply coming to speak on our campus. If we are as Kenyon to fulfill a quota is outra- "apathetic," "letharigic," "dim-witted- ," P Friday, April 21 Sheila Jordan geous and an insult to women and and "disillusioned" as Mr. Kenyon's First Lady, friend and colleague of many of the nation's finest poets and a major behind-the-scenes African-America- n students alike. Romph states, why on earth would force in the advancement of appreciation of fine writing, makes a rare appearance reading from Sure, raising the money for Dr. she bother with us? her own work. The reading coincides with the publication of her first book of poetry. She has been Angelou's visit was made easier actively involved for twenty years with The Kenyon Review.

Co-sponsor- because of the excitement sur- Sincerely, ed by the Kenyon Board of Trustees rounding having such a significant Kelli A. Stebel 4:15 p.m. in Peirce Lounge" African-America- n women on cam Chair of Student Lectureships Reception following BERG Friday, April 28 Robert Mezey continued from page three The former Kenyon student and professor at Pomona College is a distinguised poet and translator of

widely-published microphones and loud volume of ridiculous suggestions. the poetry of Trilce and co-auth- or of a forthcoming book of translations of Borges. The language boundaries. the band." In fact, Saturday's sound And lastly, but most impor-tantly.Mi- ss writer and educator offers insights into writing that crosses

Co-soponso- problems were a result of a techni- Orr did noteven bother red by the Spanish faculty ' cal difficulty which rendered the to comment on two elements which 8 p.m. in Philomathesian Hall, Ascension soloists' microphones completely virtually determine the success or Reception following useless during the first act. Had failure of a production: the direc- Miss Orr been curteoussic enough tion and the choreography. And ... to come and see the show more Commenting on performances than once, she would have discov- alone does not justify a thorough ered that we had corrected this job in crticism. It is amazing to me Today and Tomorrow Kenyon Review Book Sale technical problem. that no comment was made on Special sale of new books of literary interest at 75 percent off list prices. Two days only, 10 a.m. to Thirdly , Miss Orr suggests that these two essential elements at all 3 p.m. in the Kenyon Review offices in Sunset Cottage. the show would have been better This omission is perhaps the great- had it been performed in the Bolton est proof of the mediocrity of Miss Later this Month Kenyon Review Spring Issue or another location "with a larger Orr's critical skills. The Spring KR features a special section on Asian-Americ- an literature and the works of Alice Fulton, stage." The Bolton stage is, in fact, In conclusion, I do understand T.R. Hummer, Rosemary Deen, Kate Braverman, Terese Svoboda and a host of other outstanding smaller that the one in Rosse. In the wariness on the part of the writers of poetry, fiction, essays and reviews. addition, I would like to see Miss Collegian to avoid as some have Orr handle the logistical and finan- put it "blowing sunshine up our And . . . cial nightmare that producing a full a es." However, if one is going scale rock opera in the Bolton to be a "serious critic," one must would be. We are a student run also assume the responsibilities that This Summer The Kenyon Review Writers Workshop organization with a relatively a "serious critic" assumes. Fortu- Ten days of concentrated exploration of the writer's craft guided by a distinguished faculty of miniscule budget To my under- nately, we received enough outstanding writers including Allison Joseph, P.F. Kluge, David Baker, Robb Forman Dew and standing, KMTs 1993 production wonderful, thoughtful comment on Reginald McKnight. For information or to apply for the June 27-Ju- ly 7 program, call 427-333- 9. of Hair in the Bolton put KMT so our performance to make up for far in debt that we could not produce 1,000 of Miss Orr's articles. She a musical during the 1 993-- 1 994 sea- thinks we did not give a "spectacu- Activities presented as part of The Kenyon Review's mission son. The Bolton costs money, Rosse lar performance." We feel the same to enhance the cultural life the campus. does not The Bolton stage cannot way about her journalism. of hold 30 people on stage at once, Rosse can. Miss Orr should research Sincerely, such facts before she makes such Amanda Kay Berg

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By Rev Johnson men's head coach Bill Taylor said. way. Schulte, coming off a personal for nationals. unclear, and it is unlikely he will be

Co-Edit- "His form and technique over the best performance in Mountain Both the men and the women to As recov- Sports or the able compete. faras his hurdles were way ahead of every-oneelse'- s. State Invitational in West Virginia will be bringing only eight runners; ery he said,"So far, ithas been good. Saturday marked the opening He was dropping three or where she won the 3000 in 1 0:43.97 their top distance runners and top I am taking it easy , and I'll be ready, of the outdoor track season for the four seconds every time over the cutting 19 seconds off her previ- sprinters. Warren's status remains if not this week, then next week." Lords and Ladies as they travelled water hurdle. With a little more ex- ous best placed first at the Wooster to Wooster for the Wooster Invita- perience, we're hoping he can meet in the 1500 in 5:04. tional. Both teams had impressive challenge for a national qualifying "I took it out fast," Schulte said Men's Rugby Splits Pair showings.notonlyindividually.but time this year. He's like a machine of her race at Wooster. "Luckily I By George Hawkey unable to play due to prior more-impatant-than-playing-a-mgby-- match also as a team. Of the 10 teams out there." was able to hang on at the end. For Special to the Collegian competing , the Lords finished sixth , Senior tri --captain Aaron Derry the first outdoor meet, I thought engagements. This left the Lords while the Ladies placed seventh was up to his old tricks in the 5000. everyone did really well. Kim Graf The Kenyon men'srugby team without some of their biggest, overall. Starting off towards the back of the was absolutely stellar in her 800." had an up and down first two weeks strongest and most macho ruggers, Leading the way for the Lords pack, he slowly climbed to the head, Schulte now holds the top times of the spring season; in their first but not without plenty of confi- was senior tri --captain Dave Putz, passing runners with ease. Keeping in the North Coast Athletic Confer- match on March 25, the Lords trav- dence and little fear. showing his decathlete skills by an incredibly consistent pace, Derry ence for both the 1500 and the 3000. elled to Granville to take on hated Wittenberg scored twice in the competing and placing in three finished third in 15:44. Sophomore Gretchen Baker rival Denison. first half, followed by the team's events. He finished first in the jav- This was Deny 's first competi- finished third in the 1500, while The match against the B ig Red customary vulgar shouting. Both elin with a throw of 156 feet 6 tion since the cross country first-year student Beth Schiller was wasabrilliantdisplayofKenyon's scores resulted from lucky bounces inches. Putz also came in first in the championships since he took the fifth. power, speed, and skill. They domi- off kicks from downfield. Inspired, 100-met- er high hurdles in a conference- indoor season off to concentrate on Graf won the 800 in 2:23.9, nated every aspect of the game and Kenyon mounted a comeback. -leading 15.2 seconds. Putz academics. From the looks of things, upsetting one of the top runners in crushed Denison into the ground. Sophomore George Hawkey rounded out his day with a fourth he has hardly missed a beat. the North Coast Athletic Confer- The surface they played on was a bulled in the first try of the game, place finish in the 400 hurdles in 60 In the 800, sophomore Mickey ence. Her race was particularly terribly maintained field. Scoring but this turned out to be the only seconds. Mominee held on to finish eighth in exciting as she came from behind to came from the likes of senior Duff time Kenyon would score. Defen- To really appreciate what Putz 2:04.6. pass into first place. This was also Bond, junior Rudy Verner and three sively, the Lords dominated the first-tim- e had to go through, he needed to The day was marred by an in- Grafs first race since the end of the players: junior Jeff Bauer entire second . half, keeping qualify for the finals ofboth the high jury to the Lords' best sprinter, women's basketball season. and sophomores S teve Lannen and Wittenberg from scoring. On of- hurdles and the javelin, which were Kenyon Warren. Running in the Graf also displayed her strength Scott Dinger.' The final score of fense, the Kenyon ruggers were on going on at the same time. preliminary qualifying rounds of the as she placed third in the javelin 52-- 0 indicated the kind of slaugh- the five-met- er line outside their Also placing in the javelin was 100, Warren's hamstring tightened with a personal best throw of 100 ter the Lords were hoping for. own try-zone for about 10 min- sophomore Adam DeLuca, a swim- up in the cold, and he felt a slight feet 10 inches. The game was a display of utes, but could not capitalize on mer in the winter and track star pull. In the 3000, sophomore Susan Kenyon's utter domination and this scoring opportunity. The Ke- come spring. DeLuca finished sixth "I had been having problems Nowell finished fourth in 11:19, intimidation, starting before the nyon men were frustrated in their with a throw of 148 feet 2 inches. with it (the hamstring) during the while first-year student Kristin game even began with the Kenyon attempts to break the plane of the Senior Mark Handel rounded week," said Warren. "In the race, I Flammer was eighth, running a per- ruggers stomping around the field goal line. The score ofthe match as out the scoring in the field events as came out of the blocks real well, but sonal best time. shouting at the opponents for be- time finally ran out on the Lords he came in sixth in the high jump, after 70 meters I felt something pop. High jump specialist Heather ing late to their own match. was 12-- 7. going 5 feet 8 inches. I slowed up, or else I would have Atkin jumped five feet, placing Denison's sloppy and confused The next two matches for the Dan Denning was probably the been down for good." fourth and tying the Kenyon record play showed their inexperience as men's rugby squad will be played most stunning runner of the after- Rather than risk aggravating for the event half of their players had never been at home on their field next to the noon, as he won the 3000-met- er the injury, the coaches pulled him The Lords and Ladies travel to in a match before. The Big Red baseball diamond. The first, on steeplechase in 9:58.7. What is most from his remaining events (200, Oxford, Friday, for a meet against ruggers carried the ball approxi- Saturday, will be against Geneva extraordinary is that this was his 4x400), leaving the Lords without Miami and other Division I schools mately 10 times, passing it so College, a team who just started first time running the steeplechase, points in three events where they from the Mid-Americ- an Confer- poorly that Kenyon seemed to be their mgbyclub this year. The game an event he looks to master in the had previously thought they would ence, Saturday. Putz will be on the receiving end each time. should take on the looks of the coming weeks. score. competing in the decathlon over the With the physical nature of Denison match in terms of scoring "This was a totally new event For the women, sophomores two day period in hopes of score the rugby, the hits were as much of a and dominating. The second con- for Dan. He looked really good," Keri Schulte and Kim Graf led the necessary amount ofpoints toqualify highlight as the scoring. Bauer sup-plie- d test, on April 15, is a gigantic his teammates with grudge match against Ohio something to talk about with the Wesleyan. The Lords suffered their tackle of the day when he lifted an only defeat of the season last year

on-rushi- ng Denison rugger off his at the hands of OWU, and you can (Eritamitt feet, then dropped him to the bet revenge is on their minds as on ground. they prepare for the Battling Bish- The Wittenberg match was ops. It shapes up to be the toughest, another story, however. Three key most hard hitting, intense game of players senior Tim Barry, Bond, the season. Both games are due to wants you: and junior Brian Kiscoe were start at 1 p.m. OLER continued from page three elusions, I am especially disturbed recognizes legitimate fears about The Collegian, Kenyon's only weekly by her assertion that "the chanting sexual violence. It is a night for and testimonies of Take Back the healing. professional Night will provc.that women are I offer this to Pia Catton and publication, offers slaves to fear." The individuals those who condemn the women who offer testimonies at Take Back who choose non-"tradi tional" roles experiencefor those interested in: the Night, men as well as women, and who assert that victims of are not "slaves to fear" but coura- sexual violence are in any way Journalism, Business, geous individuals who speak out responsible for violations commit- despite society's pressure to re- ted against them. It is the main silent. Take Back the Night responsibility of every member of Advertising, Publishing, Arts, Photogra- works to educate the Kenyon com- the Kenyon community to ac- munity about sexual violence as knowledge the impact of sexual phy, Graphic Design, Layout Produc- well as network with organizations violence as well as contribute to to confront the issues ofcommun- the effort to end it Blaming sexual ication and consent. It is a violence on equality and freedom tion, and Editing. supportive, empowering event for women is not only absurd, it is which stands as a symbol of our a flimsy justification for refusing growing awareness of sexual vio- to address the real issues of sexual interested in working for the Collegian, please lence and refusal to allow it to pass violence and how we can end it If unnoticed in ourcommunity. Take contact Courtney Coughlin, or Bertram Tunnell. Back the Night is not about mak- Sincerely, ing people "slaves to fear," but Tammy R. Oler '95 14 mz &enpon Collegian SPORTS April 6, 1995 Rev Gives 64 Reasons To Love This Year's NCAA Tournament

By Rev Johnson 13. Jud Heathcote's farewell. first round alone; six in all. the tournament, and came close to 50. Arizona getting bounced early, winning a game. again. Sports Co-Edit- or 14. The Old Dominion-Villanov- a 27. The Big Ten going 1-- 6, with 1. Ed O'Bannon being named triple overtime marathon, one of no teams past the second round. 39. Virginia, and coach Jeff Jones, 51. Texas Southern almost upset- Player of the Year. the best opening round games ever, with the definition of team play, ting Arkansas in the first round. 28. David Vaughn's game win- upsetting number one seed Kansas. 2. Memphis junior guard Michael 15. Best names of tournament on ning put-bac- k as Memphis defeated 52. Jerome Allen. Wilson doing layup drills before a Tulane team: Rayshard Allen and Purdue. 40. Late night highlights with Dan game with his 5 1 -- inch verticaljump. LeVeldro Simmons. Patrick and Keith Olberman on ESPN. 53. The Pac-1- 0 winning more 29. Colgate making the tourna- games than the Big Ten even 3. Devin Davis's hair. 16. Antonio McDyess, playing ment behind freshman star Adonal 41. Referees who have forgotten without counting UCLA. like a one-man-ga- ng for Alabama. Foyle. how to blow their whistle when 4. Manhattan, chastised by the someone takes three steps. 54. Any alley-oo- p to Kerry Kittles, media for making the tournament 17. Tyus Edney's coast-to-coast 30. Bryant Reeves dominating his Toby Bailey, or Exree Hipp.

UNC-Charlotte'sJarvisLa- when they did not deserve to, ex- game winning layup with four sec- way into the Final Four. 42. ng's acting their revenge by upsetting onds left to beat Missouri. goggles. 55. Mr. America in basketball fourth-seede- d Oklahoma in the first 3 1 . Corey Beck, playing the entire shorts Cincinnati's Curtis round. 18. Allen Iverson, the fastest man second half for Arkansas with four 43. Texas' three guard lineup play- Bostic. from end to end, showing how a fouls, leading his team from a six- ing, and wining, at a pace which 5. Donald Williams' and Randy point guard can carry his team teen point deficit to a berth in the would make Paul Westhead proud. 56. International flavor Doron Rutherford's smooth jumpers. through the tournament. "Elite Eight". Sheffer, George Zidek, Davor 44. The UConn women's team Rimac, Julius Michalik. 6. Arkansas' demoralizing defen- 19. Erick Dampier's beard. 32. Dean Smith. going undefeated. sive pressure. 57. Another great name 20. The end of the Fab Five hype. 33. Dick Vitale and Digger Phelps' 45. Florida International qualify- Georgetown freshman Boubacar 7. The emergence of future star comic banter on ESPN. ing for the tournament with a Aw. Tim Duncan from Wake Forest. 21. Dwight Stewart's halfcourt sub-.50-0 record, after announcing buzzer beater against North Caro- 34. Dick Bennett and Wisconsin-Gree- n in February they would be firing 58. Kentucky's Rick Pitino. 8. Mount St. Mary's coach Jim lina. Bay almost getting the upset their coach at the end of the season. Phelan making the tournament af- of Purdue with their slow down 45 59. Virginia's navy blue uniforms.

ter 43 years at the same school, 22. Shawn Respert's unlimited points-per-game Princeton-styl- e 46. Team mascots such as the bringing the bow tie back to fash- shooting range. Too bad it only offense. It landed him a job at the Dragons, Moccasins, Peacocks, 60. Best unheralded freshmen: ion. lasted one game. University of Wisconsin. Racers, Red Raiders, arid Salukis. Samaki Walker from Louisville, and Memphis' Lorenzen Wright. 9. CBS capturing freshman sensa- 23. Mike Frensley's ponytail. 35. Former Michigan coach Bill 47. UConn advancing further in tion Toby Bailey's left handed Frieder taking his Arizona State this year's tournament, without 61. Missouri's twin towers liter-

tip-i- n against Arkansas in super 24. Lou Roe completing his bril- Sun Devils further than Steve Donyell Marshall, than they did ally: 7-fo- ot centers Sammie and slow motion. His elbow was above liant UMass career, taking the Fisher took the Wolverines. last year with him. Simeon Haley. the rim!! Minutemen further than they had ever been before. 36. Marcus Camby's wingspan. 48. Tulsa repeating their "Sweet 62. Malik Rose from Drexel. 10. Thebest"SweetSixteen"field Sixteen" performance from a year

ever amassed. 25. Cameron Dollar playing 36 37. Stanford beating UNC-Charlot- te ago, getting so much recognition 63. Jerry Stackhouse on a break- minutes in the championship game Friday, in between final exams ad- that their coach left for the head away.

-- 1 1 . Utah coach Rick Majerus. after Tyus Edney's injured wrist ministered Thursday and Saturday. coaching job at Georgia. flared up. 64. Ed O'Bannon's performance

12. Weber State almost getting to 38. A team from the Ivy League 49. Up-tem- po track meets like in the final game 30 points, 17

the "Sweet Sixteen." 26. Four overtime games in the (Penn) actually deserved to be in UConn-Marylan- d. rebounds. On the Flip Side: Jenks Explains the Appeal of Frisbee Golf

By Mike Jenks for creativity. This sort of emotional senti-Bot- h done a lot for him." ouch. Staff Columnist ' the north end of campus ment is quite common among avid If you're looking for an activ- Whether you like it or not, and the south end of campus offer frisbee golfers. Mark Lackner, an ity to raise your spirits, it looks like frisbee golf is growing here at Ke- As the weather warms up in frisbee golf courses open to the experienced and wise competitor, frisbee golf is the one for you. nyon. Cris "Chainsaw" Scarboro, Gambier and spring is kind ofhere, general public. These courses are observes, "The game is interesting Unfortunately, there are some Kenyon's frisbee golf coordinator, more and more students walking affectionately known among because it is always changing and pessimists about this new game warns of a spring frisbee golf tour- Middle Path have noticed frisbees frisbee golfers as "the North evolving. For instance, the other they call frisbee golf. Dan Roush, nament coming up soon. Chainsaw flying through the air. With the Course" and "the South Course," day, I made up a new rule. The rule an avid and pure golfer, made some says, "Frisbee golf is the wave ofthe Masters about to get started, it is respectively. A full round offrisbee is: if you hit a squirrel with your bitter remarks after playing a round future. It'snotjustagame.it'saway appropriate that frisbee golf sea- golf, roughly 1 8 holes, usually takes frisbee and you hurt it, you win of frisbee golf with friends. Dan of ife. Now P.B.R. me A.S.AP." son is also reaching the pinnacle of about an hour as the contestants game over." whined, "They shouldn't call it So if you like frisbee, but aren't popularity on the Kenyon campus. stroll through campus, picking up Frisbee golf is set in such a frisbee golf, they should call it up for an enjoyable but vigorous Frisbee golf, a leisurely sport not their frisbees and throwing them, relaxed atmosphere that almost frisbee something-else- . It's not like huff and puff game of ultimate too many Kenyonians may be aware then repeating this process until ' anyone can learn how to play and real golf. Now leave me alone, I frisbee, try a round of frisbee golf. of, is a swell way to enjoy the beauty reaching their target. enjoy the game. Chris Donovan, a want to do some school work!" It's possible that frisbee golf may

of Kenyon's campus, get a little One cannot appreciate the really good basketball player, en-beauty Jamie Harless echoed Roush's soon become an exhibition Olympic exercise, bond with friends, and offrisbee golf without hear-- thusiastically endorsed the frisbee remarks without ever playing a sport like synchronized swimming avoid valuable study time. ing the words of frisbee golf golf game after his first experi-enthusiast round of frisbee golf. Harless used to be. So get a frisbee, have The actual game of frisbee and competent player ence. Chris chirped, "For my first screamed, "I think that game is fun, practice real hard, and maybe golf is pretty simple. Using a Erik Zweig. "At first," Zweig ad-- time, I loved it and I did pretty stupid. I hate you, Flip!" Geez, one day you'll win a gold medal. ., frisbee, the participant aims and mits, "I was a little skeptical and well. I really felt that I mattered tries to hit a predetermined target afraid of frisbee golf. I'm really and that I could be somebody in such as a tree, lamp post, or a large into nature and the idea of hitting frisbee golf." rock. However, this is where the trees with flying discs just didn't Zweig observed a noticeable game gets tough and even a little work for me. But then a magical change in roommate and first-tim- e Zotmans " tricky. The target is usually blocked sensation came over me and I felt frisbee golfer Todd Czartowski. by trees, buildings, and other ob- as if the trees were whispering to Zweig rhapsodized about stacles which make the course me, 'Hit me, Erik, hit me!' Now I Czartowski, "Before frisbee golf, 4 Columbus Road difficult and challenging. Indeed, run through the woods jumping Todd was a nice guy. Now every the game requires not only athletic and singing frisbee golf tunes. I'm morning he wakes up at the crack skill, but also a certain cunning, a in my own special world out there of dawn and gives everybody he $5 per Car Wash certain coolness under pressure, on the course. Plus, I think frisbee sees on Middle Path a big, warm and a vivid imagination and eye golf makes me look cool." hug. I think the game has really April 6, 1995 SPORTS z Hcnpon Collegian 15 Ladies Tennis Sweeps Oberlin Schedule of By Gwyneth Shaw Vincent will take the number two Upcoming Co-Edit- Jamie Griffith Sports or match, and junior Home Games: willjoin with Mannheimeratnum-be- r The men's and women's ten- three. nis teams are well into their seasons, Wardlaw is well aware of the with both teams posting excellent challenge Friday ' s match fcminmiiniii inrcnirii mrymii'iiintiiinna.iM"inirl presents Friday, April 7 records so far. The Ladies are 7-- 2 Schultz at number six. for his team. after Wednesday's win over The team earned its second "The hard part about Friday is Oberlin and playing like a national North Coast Athletic Conference that you want to go out and do well tournament-calibe- r team; the Lords (NCAC) victory Wednesday at in front of your peers," he said. Ladies Tennis v. Trinity (TX) at 2 p.m.

6--5 9-- are and looking for big wins home against Oberlin, 0. The "The tendency is to start playing over the next few matches. Ladies won all six singles matches out of your range. We want to The Ladies are led by first-year by convincing margins, and also make sure we stay in our range; player Ali St. Vincent swept the doubles competition. one of the things we' ve worked on Saturday, April 8 although 3-- 4 at the number one So far, Wardlaw is pleased with is staying positive in difficult situ- singles position so far, she is the team's progress. ations." quickly maturing into one of the "We've made pretty steady Friday's match begins at 2 v. 11 team's strongest players. improvement since the fall and our p.m.; the Ladies host NCAC foe Ladies Tennis Wooster at a.m. "Ali's right on schedule right goal is to go to Nationals again," he Wooster at 1 1 a.m. Saturday. Lords Tennis v. Huntington at 2:30 p.m. now," women's coach Paul said. "The key is really being at The men's team had slightly Wardlaw said. "It's hard playing your best at the end of the season. less success than the women's Baseball v. Wittenberg (DH) at 1 p.m. number one, and even harder as a We keep getting better every week. team, but they are steadily im- first-year player. You just never "The key has really been our proving, with two wins in its last Men's Rugby v. Geneva at 1 p.m. get a day off even if we're depth; I've been really pleased with three matches, including a 6--3 vic- playing a relatively weak team, how everyone is playing." tory over Calvin College on there's always one strong player, The Ladies go outside the Saturday. and Ali has to play her. NCAC Friday with a home match Senior Ed Peterson leads the Sunday, April 9 6-- "She's handles it real well, against Trinity College (Tex.), cur-rent- ly Lords with a 5 record at number and is going to be one of the best undefeated and the one singles; Peterson and junior

third-ranke- 5-- players ever here in a few years." d women's team in Di- . Joe Herban also have a 5 record Right behind St. Vincent in vision III. Kenyon has not played as the number-on- e doubles team. Baseball v. Hiram (DH) at noon the number two singles spot is jun- Trinity since the 1993 season, when Junior Mike Weaver is 5-- 6 at ior Tegan Tindall, currently 4--3 the Ladies defeated Trinity athome number two singles; the remain- and also playing very well. After during the regular season before ing singles slots are filled by missing the fall season while going on to win the national title. Herban at number three, sopho- Tuesday, April 11 abroad, Tindall has come back and The doubles play decided the match more Brian McCormick at number quickly regained her form. Round- and will probably be the decid- four, first-year Alain Hunter at ing out the top six are sophomore ing factor in Friday's matchup as number five, and sophomore Dan Lords Lacrosse v. Denison at 4 p.m. Amy Rowland at number three, well. Cho at number six. junior Lori Mannheimer at num- The team of Rowland and The Lords host Huntington Lords Tennis v. Denison at 3:30 p.m. ber four, first-year Renee Brown at Tindall will play in the number one College Saturday at 2:30 p.m. and number five, and sophomore Kim doubles slot; Schultz and St. Denison Tuesday at 3:30 p.m. Moriarty Shines as Ladies Lacrosse Star, Team Captain Leads in Scoring

By Gwyneth Shaw with the Ladies. After transferring eral times over the last year. scoreboard: first-yea- r players from the University of Vermont Still.Moriarty is notquite com- Ashley Davis (three goals) and Sports Co-Edit- or before her sophomore year, she fortable yet with her position as the Courtney Braun , sophomore Emily Meg Moriarty has a role on the played varsity soccer at Kenyon in team's main offensive player. Siegel, junior Gillian Kneass, and women's lacrosse team: to score her sophomore year, but decided "I think Susan was worried at senior Emily Hopper, who had two goals. So far this season, she is more against lacrosse. After playing both first about there not being enough goals. than fulfilling that role. soccer and lacrosse junior year, balance," she said. "There has to be Moriarty sees a big difference , i With 34 goals in six games, the Moriarty elected to just play la- balance (in scoring). I definitely like in this year's team in terms of im- senior co-captain is leading the La- crosse this year. the position; it's my job to wait for provement over last season. With dies in scoring, shots taken and Moriarty played the third home the ball and try to score. But I think several starters returning, the La- ground balls, averaging 6.6 points position in high school, and split that as more people gain confidence dies are maturing into a stronger and per game. Playing first home, she is time there and at attack wing last around the goal, we'll have more mentally tougher team. the player others look to when the Photo by Gwyneth Shaw season. Coach Susan Eichner's scoring by the whole offense." "I think we're definitely more ' offense needs a spark, and she has Earlham , and five goals in the team s choice to play her at first home That growing confidence was balanced as a whole than last year," 16-1- provided it Among her season high- season opener at Denison. came for two reasons: her goal-scoring evident in the Ladies' 0 vic- Moriarty said. "The defense is more lights thus far are eight goals against Moriarty's prominent role ability and an ankle injury tory over Earlham on Saturday, as experienced and playing stronger. We Wooster, seven goals against comes in only her second season that Moriarty had aggravated sev six players joined Moriarty on the just started playing a zone defense last season, and now that we have players In House Specials: who have done italready, there's a lot confidence." MONDAY THURSDAY, & SATURDAY-6O3amt3.O0p-m more Mon:AU-U-CanEatPizza&Sal- ad tru This weekend will be a big test Wed: Pizza Discounts! Save $$$ FRDAY - 6X30 am. to 700 pm. for the. Ladies, as they travel to

SUNDAY-800amto3O0p- Thurs: All-U-C- an Eat Spaghetti JODTS m Moriarty's hometown ofWellesley , Mass., to participate in the Seven DELIVERY SERVICE Delivery Available 7 Nights a Sisters tournament at Wellesley 109 S. MAIN, MOUNT MON. - FRI. 10 am to 2 pm College. In a tough field including Week VERNON, OHIO Haverford College to whom the AMERICAN EXPRESS. 5 p.m. -- 1:45 a.m. (614) 397-957- 3 DISCOVER. game at last MASTERCARD AND VISA ACCEPTED Ladies lost a close year's tournament the team has its work cut out. But Moriarty is looking forward to that challenge. "It'll be tough, definitely, but wish to advertise it'll be nice to get away from the Do you "We know so Phone: NCAC," she said. much about all of the team in our 427-560- 427-215- 4 or 2 in the Collegian? Contact conference, and they about us. It We accept Personal Checks, Visa, will give us a different perspective, and Mastercard Amy Collier. 427-530- 7 but it will definitely not be easy." 16 W)t tenpon Collegian SPORTS April 6, 1995 Lords Lacrosse Dot to 6-- 1 Start By Danny Walker to see it keep on coming. tojump out to an 8 to 4 lead nearing pumped in his first goal of the year. The Lords marched onto halftime. Cundiff, however, was unfazed by Staff Writer McBride Field on Wednesday with The Lords' defense seemed to the adulation from his teammates. To quote junior Rob Zelinger, a 4-- 1 record and a chance to vault be tightening the noose around the "As long as we walk away with the the men's lacrosse team is "riding ahead of conference foe Oberlin Yeomen's neck with relentless pres- wininourbackpockets.Idon'tcare the waves of success." Despite the with a victory. From the outset it sure from defensemen Mike Collins how many goals I score." flimsy use of simile, this statement was apparent that both sides were and Zach Gaumer, but the resilient These words obviously struck sums up the men's season quite well "The difference is teamwork. aware of the importance of the Yeomen refused to die. An Oberlin a chord with the rest of the team, as up to this point Fresh off wins over In all my four years of lacrosse here game, as stingy defense and physi- run drew them within one goal at a balanced scoring and unselfish play the Yeomen of Oberlin and St. I have never been on a team more cal play kept the score low. The critical juncture in the game. With from the front line produced a total Vincent's of Pittsburgh, the Lords committed to winning games," se- Lords fell behind 3-- 1, then used a the score knotted up at 14-1- 3 in of sixteen goals. Senior Jesse stand among the leaders in theNorth nior Stew McGough said after the quick and powerful scoring bar- favor of the Lords, junior Doug Dougherty also added a goal to his Coast Athletic Conference with an Oberlin game. Whatever the differ- rage, bolstered by attackman Mike Trafelet cut to the net and suffered a season total as he continued his solid five-go- overall record of 6--1. ence is, coach Bill Heiser would like Costanzo's al performance, slash from the Oberlin defense. The play at the midfield position. penalty gave Kenyon a one-ma-n Again the defense was out- Lords Baseball Loses to Muskingum advantage which senior standing as the Lords held St. midfielder Dave Genest made the Vincent's to only three goals. "Af- ERA in his four appearances, and By Conan Kisor most of, rifling a shot into the upper ter the first quarter of sloppy play Matt Krebs, who posts a4.97 ERA. Senior Staff Reporter cornerof the Yeomen net and giving wejust told ourselves that weweren't Senior Rhett Brymer leads the Kenyon a two-goal lead. going to let these guys score on us 11-- 5 loss Lords in wins with a 2-- 1 record Wednesday's to The Lords never looked back, anymore. It just wasn't going to Muskingum College at Owen T. and a 4.88 ERA. tri-capt- wrapping up the game by final score happen," senior ain Max McCloskey Field moved the Lords' Despite their strongpoints, the of 18-1- 3. "Dave's goal was just the Perron said. True to its word the record to 4-15- -1 as they prepared Lords have lost their share ofclose kind of big play this team has been Kenyon defense, using their supe- this The for Oberlin and games this year. their first 14 for conference play week. preparation Of coming up with game after game," rior team speed and stick handling game started well for the Lords, Wittenberg," coach Bob Bunnell losses, seven were by margins of out sophomore Tun Cook said. "People skills, held tight for the rest of the 1 --0 lead until said. three runs or less. Bunnell attributes as they took an early want to take the big shot Everybody game. the third inning, when Muskingum Despite the Lords' lackluster the Lords' difficulties to a lack of wants to be the hero of this team." "When both our offense and came back with unearned runs. win total, there have been some confidence. two The Lords were also helped by our defense are doing their jobs we The score remained 2-- 1 until the bright spots for the team. Junior "We play five or six or seven the solid play of sophomore Ryan are a really tough team to beat," sixth, when Muskingum capital- catcher David Howerton has good innings, then we look for a Webber who.since transferring from senior Jim Barham said. "And to- ized on several John Hobson walks thrown out 20 baserunners so far way to give the game away," the University of New Hampshire, day we definitely put it all together." and scored three runs. Hobson was this season, by far the most in re- Bunnell said. "I know our batting has been a force in the middle of the So the Lords boarded the team credited with the loss despite cent years for this point in the order is solid from top to bottom. a field for Heiser, who noted, "Webb bus and headed west on the inter- fairly solid performance on the season. Once we behind, though, we get has been a great addition to this state with another big win behind mound he pitched six innings "We know how to play de- tend to lose confidence we team. He is a real field general and them and an impressive 6--1 record. and gave up one five runs, only one fense and we know how to hit the haven't scored more than three runs you don't find those that often." "When a team is rolling like this which was earned. ball," Howerton said. "We just need in a single inning all year." of Fresh offtheirbig win, the Lords you just can't wait to get to the next "One our problems is that to put it together." of Tuesday's doubleheader piled into the team bus and made the game," Josh Cole said. Who can we commit errors and then let the On the mound, first-year against Oberlin was postponed due long trek to Pittsburgh to face St argue with them? Players are step- other team capitalize on them. At player John Hobson has made quite to inclement weather, with the Vincent's. The lengthy bus ride ap- ping up and performing at the right the same time, we use the a showing, posting a 3.10 earned make up games to be played this don't parently affected the team as they times at all different positions. The other team's mistakes to our ad- run average in six games, as of afternoon. came out looking sluggish, trailing team's depth is growing in impor- vantage," second baseman Monday. The Lords host conference ri- junior after the first quarter. But in the tance as the last two wins were Jason Adamkosky said. "John has been one ofour best vals Wittenberg at McCloskey field second quarter the Lords showed tallied without the services of start- Though there were no sched- pitching recruits in years. He on Saturday at 1 p.m. Last season what they are made of as eight Ke- ing midfielder and face-of- f man uled contests for the baseball team throws fairly hard, and got a lot of the Lords split a doubleheader with nyon shots found the back ofthe net, Toby Rand. this past weekend, that does not pitching experience in high the Tigers, winning 9-- 8 and losing putting the Lords on top to stay. 'Toby's injury was big but we mean the Lords were not playing school," Bunnell said. 12-- 1. The scoring came fast and furi- did not let it get us down. We thrive ball. Bunnell is pleased with all of On Sunday Kenyon hosts ous and even from unexpected in the face of adversity," Costanzo first-ye- "We played three seven-innin- g his ar hurlers, including Hiram College at noon. The Lords places, as senior Elliot Cundiff said. scrimmages on Saturday in Nate McDonald, who has a 4.02 defeated Hiram 10-- 4 last year. Ladies Lacrosse Lose Key Game to Oberlin, Look to Weekend Tournament By Shanyn Streich half of play, forcing the Ladies to know that it's possible to maintain big weekend for us; it will give us Staff Reporter try and overcome a 7-- 0 halftime our intensity, and we know that we a whole new perspective because deficit They stepped up to the can make it happen." we will have the opportunity to

hard-foug- 1-- After a ht 1 12 loss challenge as Moriarty sparked the Looking towards the future, play lacrosse at a different level Wednesday against Wooster, the offense with the team's first goal the Ladies will have a series of outside of the NCAC. Overall, the Ladies' lacrosse team was geared with around twenty-fiv- e -- minutes opportunities to synchronize their tournament is a crucial turning up to put the potential they saw in left in play. Putting the pressure on efforts and improve their abilities point, because if things go well, it their tenacious play against the Lady Moriarty's overall tally of seven the Yeowomen, Davis came this weekend at the annual Seven will have nothing but positive con- Scots into action over the weekend. goals, senior Emily Hopper added through and scored with just under Sisters tournament, which will be sequences on our play and our team "We came off of a tough loss two of her own, while first-year twenty minutes left in the half. held at Wellesley College in morale." against Wooster...but it was an out- student Ashley Davis scored three. Then, at the fifteen minute Wellesley , Mass. The highly com- Determined to make the most standing team effort which enabled One goal contributions by jun- mark, Moriarty closed the gap even petitive tournament field includes of the upcoming weekend, the La- us to see the potential we have," ior Gillian Kneass, sophomore further off a free position. At this Smith College, Bryn Mawr Col- dies hope to fulfill their potential

co-capt- first-ye- senior ain Meg Moriarty Emily Siegel, ar student point, the Ladies' intensity level lege, Haverford College, and and use the tournament as a spring- said. " We scored three goals in Courtney Braun and junior Pia reached its peak, but they were not Vassar College. board for future success in their

Co-captai- five minutes; we proved to our- Catton proved that through a com- able to maintain it as Oberlin in- ns Moriarty and overall play, especially the NCAC selves that we have the intensity bined effort offensively and creased their lead and emerged Bronwyn Clark feel that "this is a tournament at the end ofthis month. and ability to come back and fight defensively, the Ladies are defi- from the match victorious by the

- until the end. We implemented this nitely a force to be reckoned with. final score of 15-- 4. potential in our victory over After such a confidence-buildin- g When asked to comment on the .K''M Earlham on Saturday." weekend, the Ladies faced a frustrating game against the The Ladies' 16-1- 0 win against tough match against the Yeowomen, head-coac- h Susan Earlham was proof positive that Yeowomen of Oberlin on Tues- Eichner stated that "the effort's through an intense team effort com- day. Even though their victory over thcre...it'sjust a matter of execution."

bined with consistent execution, the Earlham did not qualify as a con- Faced with an 0-- 4 standing in team is indeed a tough contender in ference win, the Ladies knew that the NCAC, Moriarty said, "As of the North Coast Athletic Confer- they now possessed the potential now, it is imperative that we are ence. That team effort was visible in to triumph over Oberlin as long as more consistent when it comes to the seven players who tallied goals they put this potential into action. the level of our intensity. "We can't for the Ladies. In addition to The Yeowomen dominated the first afford to let down our guard. We Ashley Davis on the Attack Photo by Sara Rothenberg