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FEBRUARY 25, 2005 VOL.95, NO.18 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE COLLEGE OF WILLIAM AND MARY SINCE 1911 http://flathat.wm.edu Hopefuls continue race for College’s highest office Nichol declares Reveley plans to need for diversity, promote College’s private funding history, prestige

BY KRISTIN WALKER BY JILL CLARE FLAT HAT STAFF WRITER FLAT HAT INSIGHT EDITOR

University of North Carolina At the third public forum for Law School Dean and Burton Craige presidential candidates, Taylor Professor of Law Gene Nichol spoke Reveley, current dean of the Mar- to a crowd of more than 60 students shall-Wythe School of Law, an- and faculty members last night at swered questions from students on the University Center, the fourth in topics including finances, campus a series of five student forums be- diversity, tradition and marketing ing held by the Presidential Search the College to future applicants. Committee. Reveley said that he wants to be Nichol engaged students during the next president of the College the forum by citing a greater need because he would love to take on for faculty and student diversifica- the challenge of continuing Presi- tion as well as the potential for the dent Timothy J. Sullivanʼs work College to be second to none as a and make even more progress. public university. “If I am selected, thereʼs no After an introduction by Student question that I will love being pres- Assembly President senior Ned ident,” Reveley said. “Just ask the Rice, Nichol quickly had the audi- law school.” ence laughing, with jokes about Since Reveley became dean meeting his wife in Williamsburg, of the law school in 1998, annual his Texas upbringing and not really giving to the school has increased looking like many suspected a col- twofold, and the number of student lege president would. He mentioned LAUREN PUTNOCKY ✦ THE FLAT HAT applications has increased three- his admiration for the University of Presidential candidates Gene Nichol (left) and Taylor Reveley (right) spoke with students in the University Center Monday and last night, respectively. fold, according to law student and North Carolina, but he said that he graduate student representative saw great opportunity and challenge to the search committee Michael at the College. Gene Nichol, Dean, UNC School of Law Taylor Reveley, Dean, Marshall-Wythe Broadus, who introduced Reveley “William and Mary is a national School of Law, College of William & Mary to the forum. treasure. A treasure because of its — Oklahoma State University, B.A., 1973 Reveley started out with a brief history, its attainments and its aspi- — University of Texas, J.D., 1976 — Princeton University, A.B., 1965 synopsis of his plans for the College rations,” Nichol said. — College of William & Mary, Institute of Bill of — University of Virginia, J.D., 1968 if chosen as president. He said that Two of the biggest challenges Rights Law, Director, 1985-1988 — Hunton & Williams Law Firm, Managing Partner many of the ideas on his list were Nichol cited were the need for generated with the help of current — University of Colorado Law School, Dean, 1988-1995 of the Firm, 1982-1991 greater campus diversification and — University of North Carolina Law School, Dean, law students who had attended the internationalization and for public — College of William & Mary, School of Law, Dean, College as undergraduates. His list 1999-present 1998-present See NICHOL ✦ page 3 See REVELEY ✦ page 3 College’s NAACP hosts debates on Education school diversity issues, affirmative action seeks to acquire

BY ANDY ZAHN Assembly, political organizations old Sentara hospital FLAT HAT INSIGHT EDITOR and multicultural organizations. According to Faithful, the talk BY BEN LOCHER 26,000 square feet in Jones Hall. A This week, the Collegeʼs chap- centered on how these groups can FLAT HAT STAFF WRITER study by Norfolk-based Clark Nex- ter of the NAACP celebrated its better reflect campus diversity and sen Architecture and Engineering first annual Take Affirmative Ac- how to work to ease racial tension. The College is currently in nego- determined that the school requires tion Week with a series of events Faithful added that campus tiations with Sentara Healthcare to 80,000 square feet. intended to highlight the impor- groups can work to improve di- purchase the Sentara Williamsburg “[Clark Nexsen] looked at the tance of racial diversity on cam- versity within their organizations Community Hospital building to number of faculty, the number of pus. The organization sponsored through outreach and continued house the School of Education. staff and the number of students and faculty lectures, a demonstration dialogue with the 24 multicultural Williamsburg Community Hospi- compared those to industry stan- and a debate between three stu- organizations on campus. tal, which sits adjacent to campus, dards,” Ward said. “They determined dents who support affirmative ac- Faithful also said she applauded is planned to move to their new lo- that there just isnʼt enough space for tion and three who oppose it. the SAʼs recent efforts to increase cation in Lightfoot on Mooretown our current needs.” Monday, Professors Kimberly minority representation with their Road in the spring of 2006. As a result of the limited space, Phillips and Melvin Ely provided diversity bill. She stressed that “A re-use panel [at the hospital] many offices have been relocated “fresh insight” into the debate over the bill is about diversifying a tra- has decided the best use for the old outside of Jones Hall. affirmative action, NAACP Presi- ditionally homogenous campus hospital is for the College,” Direc- “Some of the buildings are near dent and proponent of the program group and is not meant to be po- tor of Economic Development and campus. Unfortunately, others are Richael Faithful said. Their lec- litical. Corporate Affairs Jim Golden said. not,” Ward said. “We donʼt even ture, entitled “Mythbusters,” was Wednesday, the NAACP and “Now we have to make it happen.” have a single conference room for focused on reevaluating race and the University Center Activities The School of Education, in the faculty to meet together.” affirmative action in a historical Board sponsored an appearance which a total of approximately 850 Members of the campus com- context. by Coach Ken Carter, the subject full- and part-time students are en- munity said they were pleased about Tuesday, the NAACP held a of the recent film “Coach Carter,” rolled, is currently cramped for the prospect of a new home for the “Campus-Wide Leaders Round- staring Samuel L. Jackson. space. According to Tom Ward, pro- School of Education. table” discussion, meant to reach Thursdayʼs debate was meant fessor and associate dean of academ- “Itʼs pretty obvious why [the out to various organizations on ic programs for the School of Edu- See NAACP ✦ page 3 See SENTARA ✦ page 3 campus, including the Student cation, the School occupies about Senate passes bill to revise lottery rules

BY MEERA FICKLING gand as members of the Elections THE FLAT HAT Commission Board. Social sophomore Jay Darcy was The Student Assembly Senate invited to the session to speak in passed several bills at its Wednesday support of the Darcy Equity Act. session, including an initiative to The act directs the Executive De- create a system in the future through partment of College Policy to work which social underclassmen plan- with the Registrar and Residence ning to graduate earlier than sched- Life to allow students graduating uled would be able to obtain senior early to register for courses and ob- registration and lottery numbers for tain housing with the senior class their last year at the College. during their last year at the College. The senate also passed a measure Under the current system, a social to appoint an officer to make sure junior graduating that year would

LAUREN PUTNOCKY ✦ THE FLAT HAT that the SA complies with the Vir- be given junior lottery and registra- Top: Sophomore Victor Sulkowski listens as sophomore James Ambrose speaks in support of affirmative action initiatives. Bottom: ginia Freedom of Information Act. tion priorities. Darcy had been an Junior Matt Wigginton moderates the NAACPʼs discussion that involved representatives from multiple campus organizations. In addition, the senate confirmed See SENATE ✦ page 3 seniors Thomas Gates and Erin Wie- QUOTATION of the week Our scientifi c power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided

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V Class of 2007 (U-WIRE) BLACKSBURG, Va. — A new plan devised by mem- Emily Adams ✦ James Ambrose ✦ John Bavaso ✦ Anna Bovill bers from Division I-A universities, including Virginia Polytechnic Paul Brockwell ✦ Shamiah Palmer ✦ Greg Teich ✦ Nora Wolf The Japanese Cultural Association brings a night of Institute, is calling for the NCAA and faculty senates across the coun- fun-fi lled activities inspired by popular Japanese game try to take steps promoting academic integrity for student-athletes. Class of 2008 shows, food and commercials. “Myles Brand is the new president of the NCAA and the former Marlana Ashe ✦ Sophie Broaddus ✦ Dexter Bush-Scott ✦ Tina Ho See CULTURAL, page 7. president of Indiana University, making him the fi rst president to Judd Kennedy ✦ Roshan Patel ✦ Martin Saunders ✦ Matt Taylor have a background with academics,” Chris Helms, director of stu- dent-athlete academic support services, said. “[Brand] is hoping to International Relations Club to hold conference address negligent academics especially with football and basketball, bringing academics to the forefront and holding coaches respon- The William & Mary International Relations Club will be host- sible.” ing its Annual Model U.N. Conference Feb. 25 and 26. Over 200 To ensure more time devoted to academics by student-athletes, middle school students will be attending events to be held in the there have been proposals to ban games during the school week and University Center. The students will be having dinner in the UC

EVIEWS non-traditional seasons, Jon Jaudon, associate director of athletics Center Court Friday and Saturday night.

R for administration said. … Jaudon added that a new formula called the Academic Progress Mellon Foundation donates to Environmental Rate will help support academic success for athletes. Science for new curriculum and minor ‘Alchemy of Desire’ delivers both fantastic performances “Each team will get a grade twice a year to see how they are per- and great singing. forming,” Jaudon said. The Andrew W. Mellon Foundation gave the College two See ALCHEMY, page 11. There are two questions that each student-athlete will answer separate grants totaling $350,000. The gift to the environmental twice a year, once in January and then again at the beginning of the science department totaled $300,000, and the remaining $50,000 academic year in August. went to Arts and Sciences. “There are four points possible for the year, awarding one point The Mellon Foundation was formed in 1969 from the consoli- dation of Old Dominion Foundation into the Avalon foundation, for every yes answer,” Jaudon said. which later became known as Mellon. The Foundation had previ- “The questions are 1) Is this student-athlete enrolled at Virginia ously gave a similar gift to the College in 2001. Tech as an athlete? And 2) Is this student-athlete eligible,” he said. Although head coaches can make their teamsʼ goals as academi- PINIONS cally strict as they choose, all teams have to comply to the new APR Symphony Orchestra presents global music

O formula in order to avoid penalties. The William & Mary Symphony orchestra will perform There are many student athlete support services that are available March 3 in Phi Beta Kappa Hall at 8 p.m. They will perform “The Diversity Initiative was passed in the Student Assem- to student athletes to help them with their academics and make sure music from Berlioz Roman Carnival Overture, Bizet Selections bly, but not without a fi ght involving erroneous claims.” they comply with the new APR formula, Jaudon said. … from Carmen Suite and Rimsky-Korsakovʼs Scheherazade. The services provide a number of programs that student-ath- Tickets cost $10 for orchestra seating, and students tickets are See DIVERSITY, page 5. letes can use like study hall and tutoring services. … $5. — By Ashley Puckett, The Collegiate Times (Virginia Tech) — compiled by jill clare and andy zahn — compiled by andy zahn

Friday Saturday Sunday WEEKEND PORTS S WEATHER High 45 High 48 High 42 Men’s Basketball falls to VCU Rams 69-91 despite sopho- Low 24 Low 25 Low 32 more Corey Cofield’s best career performance of 27 points. Source: www.weather.com See MEN’S BASKETBALL, page 14.

Friday, Feb. 18 — A male student re- ported the petty larceny of his wallet from a cubbyhole in the Recreation Center. There was no cash in the wallet. 1

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BY ERIN GOLDEN In his rebuttal, Coggin said that “Youʼre going to have people the percentage of black market-pur- to be an intelligent discussion about of possibilities included supporting THE FLAT HAT the Assault Weapons Ban had been who can get [guns] and people who chased guns recovered by authorities the merits of affirmative action, the Greek system, introducing cam- ineffective and that any similar ban canʼt for no reason at all,” Coggin at 89 percent. Faithful said. Defenders of affirma- pus-wide music file sharing, the Arguments from both sides of the would be met with problems of en- said. “Registration has no affect on tive action included senior Crystal “revitalization” of Lake Matoaka gun control issue were articulated forcement and resistance from own- In the final portion of the debate, law-abiding citizens,” Sulkowski Ramos, sophomore SA Sen. Victor and introducing a separate month- Tuesday night in a debate sponsored ers of the previously legal weapons. Hawkes argued against gun registra- said. “It draws from common sense Sulkowski and sophomore African- long term in January for special- by Bullet Proof, a campus organiza- “I, for one, will not [turn in such tion, pointing to what she said was and is rooted in statistical evi- American Menʼs Coalition member ized studies. tion that supports gun control laws. a weapon],” Coggin said. “Most gun the failure of similar laws in Canada, dence.” James Ambrose. Reveley said he wanted to em- Held in Small Hall, the third-an- owners will not.” where she said the cost of the system Organizers of the debate said they Arguing against affirmative ac- phasize the importance of fundrais- nual debate included discussions Gun licensing was the next sub- outweighed any potential benefits. believed the event was a success. tion were sophomore Will Coggin, ing early in the session, citing his about the recently-expired Assault ject of discussion, with the pro-gun She added that the measures, which “This is about more than trying president of the Sons of Liberty, the success with the finances of the law Weapons Ban, gun licensing and control side speaking first. Treanor often focus on the use of ballistic ev- to win the debate,” Bullet Proof co- Collegeʼs libertarian group, senior school. gun registration. The debate format argued that licensing laws were ef- idence, were inherently flawed and President junior Alina Harway said. Shelley Fox, chair of the College Re- “We need to provide ourselves provided for five-minute statements fective and necessary, citing a 6,600 ineffective. “[The event] is about promoting publicans, and senior Jay Ford. with a stable financial base,” he by each side, followed by rebuttals illegal handgun purchases that were “There are various logistical education and debate [among] more “Affirmative action is discrimina- said. “If we try to run a university lasting two minutes. The panel took stopped under the Brady Law, which problems,” Hawkes said. “Essential- people.” tion,” Ambrose said. “It is discrimi- with smaller resources, things will questions from the audience follow- mandated a waiting period for gun ly, this would never work in the U.S. Bullet Proofʼs co-President ju- nation to correct exclusion.” turn out to be more chaotic and ing the debate. purchases and expired in 1998. [In Canada] it was a gigantic failure. nior Paul DeBell said that he thought He added, however, that “con- skimpy than the competition, and it First to speak were the two rep- Coggin responded by saying that I canʼt even imagine what it would that this yearʼs debaters were well structive debate can, will and must wonʼt work for long.” resentatives of the anti-gun control licensing laws created arbitrary de- do in the U.S.” informed. take place.” He said that increasing the Col- position, sophomore William Cog- nials of gun ownership to citizens Sulkowski countered Hawkes “I think the participants did a Those who supported affirma- legeʼs finances will require mov- gin and senior Ariana Hawkes. In looking to purchase particular weap- by suggesting that gun registra- very good job,” DeBell said. “The tive action pointed out the benefits ing skillfully and simultaneously his opening speech, Coggin outlined ons, emphasizing that individuals tion needed to be standardized, as primary goal is to try to improve the of a college campus with a diverse on all fronts, from getting as much some of the details of the Assault should be able to arm themselves criminals often look for areas where discourse beyond rhetoric on this student body. Ramos said that Afri- funding as possible from the state Weapons Ban, which expired in Sep- immediately as a means of personal registration is more lax to obtain very important issue and to avoid can-American, Hispanic and Native to driving the endowment up and tember 2004, and argued for non-re- protection. weapons, citing a statistic that put blindly choosing sides.” American students have been histori- inspiring a dramatic increase in an- newal. Coggin cited statistics show- cally discriminated against and can nual giving. ing a drop in the countryʼs overall add something intangible to an oth- A student then asked Reveley crime rate in the period just before erwise homogenous student body. his position on admitting more un- the ban went into effect. In addition, “My intelligence … is also a cul- dergraduates in order to increase he referenced a government study tural richness,” Ramos said, adding finances for the College. Reveley that put the figure for crimes com- that her Hispanic culture is an asset responded that he does not support mitted with weapons included in the to the campus. the idea unless it were accompanied ban at one percent. A question from the audience ad- by a growth in faculty and a greater The debate continued with a re- dressed how Martin Luther King, Jr. housing capacity on campus. sponse from the representatives of would reconcile affirmative action “Having a faculty that is inter- the pro-gun control side of the panel, with his famous “I Have a Dream” nally and actively involved with senior Colin Treanor and sophomore speech, in which King said “I have students is crucial,” he said. Victor Sulkowski. Treanor referred a dream that my four children will Reveley also spoke about im- to high-profile violent crimes com- one day live in a nation where they proving the Collegeʼs reputation mitted with weapons listed under the will not be judged by the color of both nationally and internation- ban, including the 1999 shootings their skin but by the content of their ally. He said that a balance must at Columbine High School and the character.” Fox cautioned against be struck between remaining an 2002 Beltway sniper deaths in order misinterpreting the quotation and undergraduate-centered university to illustrate a need for bringing back said that a colorblind society is and increasing research and gradu- a similar type of legislation. Kingʼs dream but is not necessarily ate work. “These guns should in no way a reality today. “Itʼs important to recruit profes- be accessible to ordinary citizens,” Coggin said that the goals of af- sors who want to both teach and Treanor said. “They serve no use in firmative action could be better ac- research,” he said. “To really be sporting events and pose an immedi- LAUREN PUTNOCKY ✦ THE FLAT HAT complished through what he called successful in this, it would take a ate danger to police officers.” Senior Ariana Hawkes and sophomore William Coggin take the anti-gun control side in Tuesdayʼs debate. “school choice” and focusing “less lot of work. The faculty would need with race and deal[ing] more with to grow, and the course load of each ENATE will ensure that the SA complies our facilities.” socio-economic factors.” professor would be reduced. We S with the Virginia Freedom of Infor- SENTARA Before the School can move Today, the NAACP is staging a wouldnʼt want to lose our teaching FROM PAGE 1 mation Act. Because the SA is pub- FROM PAGE 1 into the new building, however, the demonstration, which Faithful said soul as we climb up the research licly funded, it is considered a public College must negotiate a price with is meant to “end the week with a pole.” unclassified part-time student before body under state law and is subject School of Education] is so excited contractors and obtain funding for statement that there are still plenty A student asked Reveley how he he enrolled officially as a freshman to state standards concerning open- about this possibility,” Student As- the new project. The College has of problems related to race outside of would go about marketing the Col- last year. That year, the rules govern- ness of government information. A sembly President senior Ned Rice, submitted a budget amendment the student body on campus.” lege as a sort of “brand name” like ing lottery and registration changed violation of the law could result in who is a member of the Board of form to the General Assembly Sen- Faithful said the rally is aimed at Princeton. Reveley said he would to give priority to social instead of a fine. The Compliance Act would Visitors Buildings and Grounds ate Finance Committee, requesting the lack of faculty of color on cam- try to sell the obvious academic academic class. put one person in charge of requests Committee, said. “For a long time, $2.1 million in general funds and pus. She said that a more diverse excellence of the school, as well as “I would just like to have a senior that come to the senate for informa- they have been doing a lot with a lit- $9.1 million in non-general funds, faculty is necessary to increase the its age. lottery number … a chance that all tion under FOIA to make sure that all tle. Now they will be able to launch which can include special appropri- learning experience for all students “The age and the history of this other seniors have,” Darcy said dur- requests are fulfilled according to the into the upper echelons [of education ations as well as tuition and other on campus. She also said that most university is very marketable, and ing the debate. “Iʼm not asking for law. The bill passed unanimously. schools].” funding. college professors of color tend to it hasnʼt been promoted enough,” two senior years, just one.” The Student Assembly Tsunami Rice also said that the School of “The General Assembly will be be in Black Studies departments and he said. “There is mileage in our During the debate, senators said Relief Fundraiser Bill. According Education had moved to a lower lev- in session next week,” Golden said. she would like to see them permeate ancient roots that we havenʼt taken their primary concern with the bill to SA Vice President senior Kelly el of accreditation, “Accredited with “We should know what their reac- other departments on campus. advantage of. This place was dyna- was the accountability of students Porell, the month-old fundraiser has Conditions” status, with the National tion is by then.” Faithful said she acknowledged mite when Harvard was still strug- granted the exception. According raised $25,000 toward providing in- Council for Accreditation of Teacher If the College is able to acquire that affirmative action is imperfect, gling.” to sophomore Sen. Greg Teich, a frastructure and long-term rehabili- Education because of its lack of suf- the hospital, it will actually provide but she added that the same holds for Reveley also praised Sullivanʼs student might declare early gradua- tation of the devastated South Asian ficient facilities. much more space than is needed for every other government policy. She close interaction with students. tion in order to obtain a better lottery areas. The College must demonstrate the School or Education alone. Ac- said she still believed that “affirma- “One of the defining character- number without following through Gates, the SA secretary of public that it is rectifying the problem in a cording to Golden, the hospital cur- tive action is still benefiting people istics of Sullivanʼs presidency has on that promise. Senate Chair junior affairs, and Wiegand, treasurer of the report it will likely file this March. rently occupies 180,000 sq. feet on who are of color.” been his real interest in students,” Matt Wigginton responded that such senior class, were also confirmed to The next accreditation assessment is 23 acres, 12.5 of which are usable. She added that she wanted to he said. “Itʼs absolutely clear why an infraction would be an Honor the Elections Commission Board. scheduled for this fall. Other organizations that might stress the importance of ensuring William and Mary exists in the Council violation and would be dealt Although both are currently involved “It is important to remember be housed in the hospital include the that students of color receive college first instance, and thatʼs because with accordingly. Following the de- in student government, they pledged that the Schoolʼs programs all met Christopher Wren Society, a group of degrees. of students like you. Itʼs important bate, the senate passed the Darcy their commitment to impartiality and exceeded the standards,” Dean retirees dedicated to continuing adult “The one institution that Ameri- for me to be accessible to students Equity Act 10-4-3. during debate. of the School of Education Virginia learning, and a new group called the cans have been dependant on for — in person, through e-mail, by Junior Sen. Jhett Nelson present- “I shouldnʼt have any trouble be- McLaughlin said. “None of our edu- Center for Excellence in Aging and social mobility has been education,” phone — thatʼs the way I run the ed the FOIA Compliance Act, which ing objective,” Gates said. cational offerings were cited, just Geriatric Health. she said. law school.” When explaining his strengths ICHOL access and opportunity is central to public education. as a candidate, Reveley pointed out N “Civil engagement is right at the core of what it means his connections with politicians in FROM PAGE 1 to be a public university,” Nichol said. Richmond. He worked there for Nichol also said that President Timothy J. Sullivan 28 years before he joined the law universities to be able to offer the same level of educa- would be a difficult act to follow as he has demonstrated school as dean. tion as private institutions, noting the difficulties the Col- that the president can have a close and personal relation- “Whoever wins the gubernatori- lege faces in terms of funding. He said that the College ship with students, a relationship Nichol plans to con- al race next November, I know him needed leadership, pointed programs and consistent dec- tinue if named president. well,” he said. “I have managed to larations to diversify its campus. “You learn a lot through interactions with students. not be an elephant or a donkey.” “Universities with diverse student bodies and faculty This is why I have always taught while being a dean,” As in previous presidential are pedagogically superior to those that are not,” Nich- Nichol said, adding that he hoped to be able to teach a question and answer forums, sev- ol said. He added that institutions such as the College, course at the College while serving as president. eral students asked about diversity which build and shape future leaders, must be open to Nichol fielded questions from students regarding a on campus. Reveley said that he everyone and that he saw affirmative action in the admis- variety of issues including on-campus recycling, the hon- had an extraordinarily strong view sions process as a tool for diversifying the campus. or council, student safety, academic advising, improving of the importance of diversity on As a candidate for the democratic nomination for the community and university relations and the importance campus. U.S. Senate from Colorado in 1996, Nichol said he has of time-honored college traditions. “It is blindingly clear that the substantial experience in fundraising and in dealing with “Iʼve been instructed about the tradition of Yule Log. world is coming together,” he said. legislators, which would aid his efforts as president to I would actually look a lot like Santa Claus,” Nichol said. “If people arenʼt culturally ambi- increase College funding. He said that under his leader- “Tim Sullivan looks more like Albert Einstein dressing dextrous, they will find it increas- ship there would be a massive re-commitment to private up as Santa Claus.” ingly difficult to cope with and fundraising along with embedding a “culture of giving” In regards to improving campus-community rela- understand the world. School is the in current students to support their alma mater after grad- tions, Nichol said that both need each other to prosper best place to start the process.” uation. As president, Nichol vowed he would spend a and that efforts needed to be redoubled in order to make Students who attended the fo- substantial amount of time fundraising, but he added that Williamsburg a better place in which students can live. rum drew comparisons between he had no intention of increasing the number of students Many students reacted warmly to Nichol, who said Reveley and the candidates whom admitted. he was impressed with student turnout and participation they had already met. “Part of the magic of William and Mary is its size,” at the forum. “Iʼm a student at the law school, Nichol said. “So part of the job of the president is to keep “I really liked Nichol,” freshman Noel Miller said. so Iʼm pretty biased,” Melissa Mott, it this size.” “He was very exciting, a very impressive speaker and ʼ04, a first-year law student said. In addition, Nichol addressed the need for the Col- would be a good advocate for the school,” “Dean Reveley has done wonderful lege to be a leader amongst public universities, calling The final student forum will be held Monday at 8 p.m. things for the law school, and he the College a “life-changing, liberal arts education.” He in the UC Chesapeake Rooms. Lester Lefton, Provost, LAUREN PUTNOCKY ✦ THE FLAT HAT already knows what a great place said being a public university is a concept that should professor of psychology and senior vice president for Presidential candidate Gene Nichol said that he could readily fill Presi- this is to be. He has a leg up on the define the College and that a mission of commitment to academic affairs at Tulane University will be speaking. dent Sullivanʼs role as Santa Clause in the annual Yule Log Ceremony. competition, in my mind.” 4 NEWS ✦ FEBRUARY 25, 2005 Under the World Beat: Iraq M C R S C O P Parties vie for control ✦ BY OMAR YUNUS popular choice because he is seen “We aim to get high rank in the gov- REEF FISH SHOWN TO USE BRIGHT COLORS FOR CAMOUFLAGE FLAT HAT STAFF WRITER as less corrupt than other candidates ernment institutions. We aim to get and has a good relationship with one of the top positions and we aim BY BECKY EASLEY ferentiate between blue and green. in the Australian studies are able Physician and religious scholar Iran but not as close to the Iranian to participate in the Council of Min- FLAT HAT SCIENCE COLUMNIST If this is correct, the brightly col- to perceive ultraviolet light rays. Ibrahim al-Jaafari was named as government as other Shiite politi- isters, suitable with our percentage ored fi sh would be hard for other Small fi sh have the ability to see the mostly likely candidate to head cians. in the elections.” Research at the University of fi sh to see. Not only would the more ultraviolet light than larger Iraqʼs new government Tuesday. Still, some have questioned Kurdish parties, which won 75 Queensland in Brisbane, Austra- coloration serve as a protection fi sh, which helps explain how Al-Jaafarriʼs party, the United Iraqi whether al-Jaafari, sometimes de- seats in the 275-seat national as- lia indicates that the bright and against predators, but it would smaller fi sh could communicate Alliance, which won 140 seats in scribed as timid, has the muscle re- sembly, are in a powerful position contrasting colors of coral reef also act as a way for fi sh to dif- via coloration without attracting the 275-member interim parliament quired to lead Iraq through diffi cult to form a coalition. They support fi sh may not appear very vibrant ferentiate between species. predators. Fish pick up ultraviolet charged with drafting the new con- times. His strong will, however, is Jalal Talabani, a secular Sunni Kurd to inhabitants of the reef, the Nov. For instance, the grooming pat- coloration from their diets, and stitution, forced Bush administration apparent, and it has helped him ma- and leader of the Patriotic Union of 6 edition of Science News re- terns of some species of fi sh indi- the coloration acts as a marker for favorite Ahmad Chalabi to withdraw neuver past powerful rivals in the Kurdistan, to be Iraqʼs next presi- ported. cate that they can see each otherʼs other non-predatory fi sh. For ex- from the race, the Feb. 23 online Shiite alliance. dent, the Associated Press reported Over many years, scientists colors. Cleaning fi sh nibble para- ample, the distinct ultraviolet spot edition of the Chicago Tribune re- Kadhim observed al-Jaafari at Feb. 23. have developed numerous theo- sites off of other fi sh when they on the scales of the black-and- ported. meetings of the bitterly divided Iraqi Announcement of al-Jaafariʼs ries as to why coral reef fi sh often turn a distinct green color. white-striped two-bar damselfi sh Al-Jaafari is currently one of two opposition movements during their nomination was met with some re- appear to stick out in their natural But the stripes and patterns on make it obvious to other two-bar habitat. According to the hypoth- a fi sh allow it to be cryptic when damselfi sh. Predators of the fi sh, SITUATION: esis of sexual selection, fi sh may it needs to be, like when swim- however, cannot see the spot. Physician and religious scholar Ibrahim al-Jaafari, a member of the United Iraqi Alliance, is con- choose to mate with other fi sh ming near or close to the edge This research also suggests sidered the most likely candidate for interim prime minister of the Iraqi parliament charged with writing based on their showy and bold of a reef or a predator. For a fi sh, that with increasing pollution in the new constitution. Al-Jaafari, a longtime member of the underground opposition movement to Saddam coloration. This theory is eas- contrasting colors begin to blend the ocean, the average reef color Husseinʼs Baathist regime, is regarded as a moderate Shiite politician. His party, which holds 48 percent ily discredited, however, because at a distance around one to fi ve may change, destroying the cam- of the seats in parliament will likely form a coalition with the Kurdish parties. In resistance to al-Jaafari, males and females of the oppo- meters, making a fi sh a simple oufl age protection of the reefs. current Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi has announced that he will try to form his own coalition. site sex are the same coloration blur instead of a distinct spot in Evidence for this comes from an and sexual selection requires that the ocean. This makes the blue experiment in which fi sh from a males and females appear con- and yellow angelfi sh appear blue- coral reef habitat were placed in vice presidents in the interim admin- exile, the Tribune reported. sistance from outside the UIA. For spicuously different. green from a distance, blending open water. The population of the istration. He is regarded as a moder- “Heʼll make a business-like example, Iraqʼs interim Prime Min- The theory of toxic coloration in with the average color of the reef fi sh declined in the new envi- ate of the Shiite Islamist politicians, prime minister,” Sabah Kadhim, an ister Iyad Allawi is forming a coali- postulates that the bright colors reef. ronment because the average reef the Tribune reported. At age 58, he Interior Ministry offi cial, said. “All tion to oppose the Shiite alliance warn predators of toxic chemicals In addition to visible light, color changed, making the fi sh is a longtime member of Iraqʼs old- our meetings were tense, and he that won last monthʼs election, the that the fi sh produce, much the approximately half the fi sh used easier for predators to spot. est home-grown Shiite opposition managed them in an adroit manner. Associated Press reported. Allawi, a same way as many insects such movement, the Dawa Party, which He never argued with anybody.” former member of the Baath Party, as the monarch butterfl y warn was the most effective underground Before he becomes prime min- said he was forming a coalition with their predators. Testing, however, opposition movement to Saddam ister, however, al-Jaafari must win other minority groups. shows very few coral reef fi sh to Husseinʼs Baath Party regime. the support of two-thirds of the Despite a well-funded electoral be toxic. When Hussein banned the Dawa parliament by building a coali- campaign, Mr Allawiʼs party, the A third theory is that color- Party in 1980, al-Jaafari fl ed to Iran tion, possibly with the Kurds. But Iraqi List, secured only 40 seats in ation is a result of metabolism or along with thousands of other Dawa the Kurds could also throw their the transitional parliament, the As- diet. This theory too, however, is supporters, escaping a bloody crack- support behind the current prime sociated Press reported. not supported by signifi cant data. down killing tens of thousands. Ac- minister of the interim government, According to the BBC, many Researchers now theorize that cording to the Tribune, al-Jaafari Iyad Allawi. Iraqis see the former Baathist as be- fi sh might not actually see the moved to London in 1989, further According to the BBC, Kurd- ing too close to the American occu- same way that humans see. The distancing himself from the Iranian- ish interim Vice President Rowsch piers to be trusted. bright colors, often yellow against infl uenced Iraqi exile movement. His Nouri Shaways said supporting al- Haggling over the new govern- the reefʼs blue-green background, family home is located in northwest- Jaafari is a possibility if members ment came against a backdrop of might actually be a type of cam- ern London where his wife works of his party are offered important more violence. A car bomb killed oufl age to other fi sh. as a physician. With these ties, Iraqi cabinet posts. two people and wounded 14 in the

Studies have shown that fi sh COURTESY PHOTO ✦ SCIENCENEWS.ORG Shiites associate him with the West “[Al-Jaafari is] a man I can work northern city of Mosul, and a U.S. might not be able to see shades of The vibrant blue and yellow color of these reef fi sh blends into the and Iran. with, but to discuss who will be soldier was killed in a separate bomb color, but that they can easily dif- blue-green of the surrounding reef, hiding them from predators. According to the Feb. 23 online the prime minister of Iraq, this still attack north of Baghdad, offi cials edition of the BBC, al-Jaafari is a needs more time,” Shaways said. said in the Associated Press report. February 25, 2005 President of Harvard speaks Page 5 about women and science [email protected] OPINIONS See FREEDOM OF SPEECH, page 6 Hospital bid may bode well for all Walk down portions of Richmond Road at night. Go ahead, we dare you. Of course, crime isnʼt a huge problem near Colonial Williamsburg, but the seemingly unremitting decay of businesses along the northern boundary of campus has turned parts of the road into sketchy lots of rubble and trash. Given the frequent turnover of businesses along Richmond Road north of the bypass, what accounts for this unsightly lack of growth? Our theory is that most local businesses fail to acknowledge students as a serious source of income. We prefer not to see more Hooters-type “college business” come into town since it just gives the concept a bad name, but what we would like to see are affordable restaurants and shops that cater to someone besides rich locals and tourists who want to spend too much money. The wealth disparity between the rich and the poor, including students, in this town is approaching ludicrous and is one more sign of the hostile “town/gown” relations; just look at the difference between the eateries and shops on Duke of Gloucester Street and those like Big Lots and Nawab at the Monticello Shopping Center. Even Dean of the Marshall-Wythe School of Law and presidential hopeful Taylor Reveley says that there are a dearth of student-oriented businesses near campus. Frankly, weʼd like to see local business owners take a step in smoothing this out by opening up to students. There are many advantages to student business, but itʼs not certain that local owners will ever acknowledge this unless theyʼre forced to do so. This is why we are excited about the prospect Drag Ball to support of the Collegeʼs School of Education possibly buying the old Sentara Hospital on Monticello Avenue. As we reported on page one, the College has already submitted a request for funds to buy the facility. We hope that the influx of approximately 850 students near Monticello Avenue and Richmond Road will help to bring business closer to campus instead of fleeing out past Ironbound immoral charities Road in the developing New Town area. Richmond Road is desolate and dangerous enough now; we donʼt need even more business settling further away from the College. Tonight marks the continuation of a tradition at setting. Of course weʼre not asking for a complete revolution of the type of stores found locally, but the College. Students of all sexual orientations will Also, animals used for research are exposed to there certainly are portions of town that could be improved for great benefit at not much cost. flock to the University Center to both show their doses of radiation and medication that can shatter Quick eats, take-out and pizza shops that offer more than Wawa snacks could make a killing near support for one of the most important progressive their small bodies. Unlike human research subjects, campus if they only knew how students felt about dining hall food. Outlet stores and places like social causes of our time and non-human animals cannot give consent. If a greater Plan 9 could thrive on Richmond Road if they only had some confidence in student behavior and to have a good time dancing. portion of the population viewed rats as having the business. Hell, weʼd even take a simple face-lift on the ugly shops at the Monticello Shopping These students will be attend- same basic dignity as humans, then we would have a Center just so that we wouldnʼt feel like second-class citizens. ing the Lambda Allianceʼs torture scandal incomparably more vast and degrad- Maybe buying the old hospital will start to show our importance to the town, and we applaud annual Drag Ball, a seemingly ing than Abu Ghraib on our hands. Dean of the School of Education and presidential hopeful Virginia McLaughlin for lobbying to benign event with a sinister Additionally, interference with the conventional edge. This year the proceeds sexual life of female mammals, whether used for the make it happen, but itʼs going to take more than that. Given our situation, it seems that the troubled from the amateur drag com- commercial breeding of domestic animals or to spur relations between the College and Williamsburg are completely undeserving. This is probably one petition at the Ball will be the production of milk in dairy farming, is cruel. of the most tame and studious campuses in the United States, and it appears that the community Thom going to the American Cancer These practices would be considered rape if the same doesnʼt know how good they have it. We therefore want to say to the town: weʼre well-behaved, Societyʼs Relay for Life, one procedures were applied to humans. According to weʼve been here since 1693, and weʼre not going anywhere. Itʼs time we started getting along. Silverstein of this countryʼs most promi- PETA, cows that are artificially inseminated often nent supporters of institutional undergo this procedure well before they reach either Editorial Board: slavery, torture and murder. According to Americaʼs physical or psychological maturity. preeminent animal rights organization, People for The scientific merit of animal testing for cancer Dan Schumacher, Editor the Ethical Treatment of Animals, the American research has been called into question by a number Elizabeth Irwin, Managing Editor ✦ Elizabeth Nyman, Executive Editor Cancer Society is one of a host of health-oriented of weighty sources. First, the likelihood of any form Demetria Penix, Business Manager ✦ Stephen Carley, News Editor charities that provide funding for animal testing. of treatment, be it medication, chemotherapy, or Virginia Paulus, Variety Editor ✦ Meghan Shea, Sports Editor Animals used for cancer research are often confined radiation, having a markedly effective impact is very Sara Slater, Opinions Editor ✦ Chelsea Bromstad, Copy Chief to small cages, subjected to extreme pain and arti- small, because, as the World Health Organization Kimberly Till, Copy Chief ficially made to grow tumors. The scientific worth has reported, about 90 percent of cancers are pre- of animal testing in cancer research has also been ventable. These treatments are often very ineffec- called into question in recent years by a growing tive when confronted with the disease if it is not number of experts in the field. Animal testing is prevented, and, according to Dr. Irwin Bross, cancer Diversity initiative passed; both unethical and unnecessary, and the planners of research biostatistics director at the Roswell Park this event have chosen to associate themselves with Memorial Institute in New York, none of these treat- this practice. Therefore, I ask those students who ments were discovered through animal testing. A are opposed to legal torture and bad science to show greater, not smaller, emphasis on animal rights may opponents use flawed logic their solidarity with the animals used for testing and be the key to eradicating cancer, as the Physicians the animal rights community by staying away from Committee for Responsible Medicine has reported Students recently debated a Student Assembly sen- his ethnicity or religion (as revealed by his last name). Drag Ball tonight. that diets rich in high fat foods, like meat and dairy ate bill to create a “new cabinet position … to open This is not to condone political bias in the classroom; Animals used for cancer research are, like most products, are a leading cause of cancers of the colon, up the lines of communication between the student students should be respected regardless of their poli- animals used for commercial and scientific research, breast, prostate, ovary, cervix and uterus. Animal- government and diversity groups on campus,” accord- tics. If the senate wishes to address this issue it can confined to small cages, exposed to extreme pain based cancer research is both unnecessary and inef- ing to the Feb. 10 issue of The certainly do so, but the diversity bill is intended to and unnatural diseases and bred and raised with the fective in the fight against cancer, and a greater Dog Street Journal. A small, work for groups whose members are judged lacking specific intention of using them for research. Rats, emphasis on animal rights in our society could prove vocal group used flawed argu- before they even get the chance to express political one of the most commonly used research subjects, vital in our attempts to overcome the disease. ments in fighting to amend it. opinions. do not live in such a manner in their natural habitats. The Lambda Alliance is a worthy organization, While the bill was eventually While blatant discrimination still occurs in the According to eNature.com, which is a component but its decision to affiliate itself with the unethical returned to its original form, it United States, unintentional, indirect forms are far of the respected National Wildlife Federation, the and ineffective practices of the American Cancer is important to address those more endemic. Most jobs are advertised by word-of- Norway Rat and the Black Rat, two of the most Society puts its credibility in grave danger. In order arguments. mouth before any other medium. Many are opened common domestic rat species, live in such diverse to send this organization the message that this is a The senate sent the diversity to “in house searches” before the general public is ecosystems as forests, heavy industrial areas and sea- campus that wants all of this worldʼs creatures to be bill to the committee of the allowed to apply. Both of these factors tend to keep ports. While living in their more natural forest habi- treated with compassion and regarded with a sense Rachel whole. Of the nine senators good jobs in the hands of friends of privileged people. tat, these mammals nest in trees and vines. They are of equality, I encourage the students of the College Metz who attended that meeting, Another way in which indirect discrimination is noble animals who deserve the same freedom that to boycott the Lambda Alliance Drag Ball tonight. the majority opposed the bill. manifested is college admissions. Schools that favor they experience naturally wherever they may dwell. Thom Silverstein is a guest columnist for The Flat One senator stated that no students allowed into the “legacies,” students whose relatives attended the They are not afforded that freedom in the laboratory Hat. He is currently a freshman at the College. College could be too disadvantaged; otherwise they school, are favoring descendants of those who were would not have been admitted. This argument is like not historically banned from the institution. White, claiming that Beethoven was not at a disadvantage middle-class men, whatever their politics, are not compared with his hearing contemporaries because normally negatively affected by policies supporting he was able to compose spectacular music despite inertia in the demographics of power. his handicap. Barring extraordinary natural talents, While the most common argument for amending hard work and luck, if people have not had the same the diversity bill was that it should include political chances in life they will not have the same results. groups, another was that, rather than promoting great- Just because they are successful does not mean that er representation by involved groups, it instead will they have faced no adversity. further separate them from the community at large. Despite the committee of the whole opposing the Questioning the senators present at the Feb. 16 sen- diversity bill, the senate and concerned students dis- ate meeting, however, suggests that it would be hard cussed it Feb. 16. One common concern was that the for things to get worse: of the 20 senators, while nine bill is not inclusive enough (though it contains provi- identify themselves as politically conservative, none sions for additions). Politically right-wing students are black, only four are female and one is Jewish. in particular argued that they face discrimination on One can contend that this is a result of elections campus and should be included in the diversity cabi- — students vote for candidates who they think will do net. What they fail to realize is that political groups the best job. Unfortunately, it is common to confuse are inherently different from the ones included in the merit with conforming to oneʼs individual standards. diversity cabinet because members of the latter can- Students can act with the best intentions and truly not avoid facing discrimination while members of the believe that they are gender and colorblind and still former can. fall prey to unconscious discrimination. A white, male, Christian, heterosexual student who Even as white, heterosexual, protestant men are expresses a conservative perspective in class might best able to ignore discrimination against marginal- be disregarded by classmates for the remainder of the ized groups, they are also best able to act when made semester, but at least his first comment of the semes- aware of inequity. The senators had the decency to ter will be to a receptive audience — students of color use the latter ability to move in the right direction by and women often do not get that privilege. That same voting for the diversity cabinet without weakening it student might be censured by a professor for arguing with amendments. a right-wing view in a paper, but at least the student Rachel Metz is a guest columnist for The Flat Hat. was not judged before the semester began based on She is currently a junior at the College. 6 OPINIONS ✦ FEBRUARY 25, 2005 Dean proves out of touch with American reality For the first time ever, it appears that looks out for them … and we know looking out for yourself. You must vote to remain in power — free to continue Howard Dean did something all Americans that weʼre the party for older Americans Democrat because theyʼre the only ones his legacy of murdering and raping his can be happy with: He has taken over as and veterans and members of the Armed that will take care of you. Thatʼs true, to an people. This is the party that creates jobs by chairman of the Democratic Party. This will Services expecting and deserving a govern- extent. They definitely want to take care inventing welfare and health care systems allow the Democrats ment that honors them.” Can you believe of your money for you by raising taxes to that make it more profitable to stay home to continue their this guy? pay for their endless welfare programs that than find a job. This is the party of fiscal path to the far left First, he thinks the Democrats stand cripple the economy. If you think the gov- responsibility that believes the solution to by becoming more for young people. Are you kidding me? ernment can spend your money better than every problem is to give it more funding out of touch with Are these the Democrats who are cur- you can, then vote Democrat. and make up the difference by raising taxes. America every day. rently standing steadfast against reforming Finally, Dean has the audacity to sug- This is the party that seeks a bipartisan era For Republicans, it Social Security because thereʼs nothing gest that the Democrats honor veterans by eliminating any party member who dis- ensures the partyʼs wrong with it? The ones who, ten years and the military. Did he include this line to agrees with their hyper-liberal agenda. Yes, continued dominance ago, complained about the Social Security try to get the speech televised on Comedy Dr. Dean, you are what you believe. of American politics time bomb? The Democrats who oppose Central? Pop quiz: Which president in the This is a proud day for all Americans. Michael with the potential of President Bush because he wants to institute last thirty years is credited most with sup- Dean will do what most Democrats are Ruff solidifying control basically the same reforms they wanted? porting the military? Reagan. How about afraid to do: Tell Americans what the even more with the Canʼt you see what this is all about? destroying the military? Carter. Is the pic- Democrats really stand for. Instead of hid- next few elections. Someone has finally If Social Security is truly reformed, the ture becoming clear yet? ing behind their endless contradictions, the taken a step to truly please both sides of the Democrats canʼt use it as an election issue In his speech, Dean said, “We are what liberals are going to show America exactly aisle. anymore. Itʼs the same reason theyʼll never we believe.” This is the party that believes what they believe, which would probably Dean accepted the position Feb. 12 fix health care, for which they supposedly in freedom of religion, but makes every make Stalin look like a capitalist. Theyʼll with an incredible speech that shows just care so much. These are the only political effort to support the ACLUʼs crusade to probably even run a socialist like Hillary how out of touch he really is. Early in issues they have left, and theyʼll be damned remove Christianity from the face of the Clinton for president in 2008. Republicans: the speech, he said, “We know that weʼre if theyʼre going to get rid of their meal earth. This is the party that believes in pick a good candidate and stand by for a the party for young Americans looking ticket. human rights, but unlocks the entirety of 1984-type victory. for a government that speaks to them … In the next part of his statement, its resources to ensure a woman can have Michael Ruff is a staff columnist for The we know that weʼre the party for work- Dean shared a fundamental belief of the an abortion on demand. This is the party of Flat Hat. He is currently a senior at the ing Americans desperate for a government Democratic Party: You are not capable of compassion that wanted Saddam Hussein College.

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Pro-life speaker inspiring eugenics to blacks in this coun- Parenthood clinics a “poor” rat- To the Editor: try. ing for both strength and reli- excuse Harvard president’s remarks I was very impressed with By being so dedicated and ability. the talk given by Karen Harris, enthusiastic in the face of Even Planned Parenthoodʼs As some of you may know, Harvard Universityʼs leaders, as well as the policy of one of our nationʼs president of Black Americans incredible adversity, Harris best condoms fall in the bottom president, Lawrence H. Summers, has been under premier universities. for Life, mentioned in last shows that she is a great leader half of all condoms tested. criticism recently for his remarks regarding women There are some faculty and students backing weekʼs article on pro-life week. in the pro-life movement and an The consequence of a failed and their ability to succeed in the field of science. Summers in this process, claiming that he is exer- Her motivated and energetic amazing example of standing up condom or opting not to use He claimed that women donʼt cising his right of freedom of speech. I feel that it is words were an inspiration, for your beliefs. one — besides exposure to have the drive or desire to important to keep in mind that, although this is true, especially when she spoke — Daniel Cogut, ʼ07 STDs — is pregnancy. Here work long hours. He stated we must ensure that no one is hurt or disadvantaged about how she has challenged is where, from what Iʼve seen that it is womenʼs “intrinsic as a result. Although women faculty, administra- many of her peersʼ pro-abortion Student factually incorrect on campus, Voices for Planned aptitude” to not succeed in tors and students at Harvard have already come out stances, when the fact remains To the Editor: Parenthood truly falls short of the field of science, and that and said that they have been hurt by his comments, that abortion is the leading I am writing in regard to their claims. The only options women are more family ori- these stories receive very little space in the press. cause of death in the black Ashley Wilsonʼs quote in they seem to offer women are ented, therefore they cannot Personally, I donʼt view Summersʼ remarks as community. “College Students for Life the often-time abortifacient fully devote themselves to a an isolated incident. The lack of women in the I found it remarkable when sponsor first annual Pro-Life “emergency contraception” or Jeremy job that requires such a large field of science has a detrimental effect on those she stated that a recent poll Week,” in which she claims her an abortion. Burroughs time commitment. The part who are trying to make an impact within the field. revealed that, while a majority organization, Voices for Planned In contrast, Students for that I found most surprising According to CNN.com, women also have trouble of black Americans consider Parenthood, “sanctifies life.” Lifeʼs table offered a wealth from Summersʼ speech is that he didnʼt claim that in the field of medicine. The website claims that themselves pro-life, many of This ludicrous idea fails to of information on local care discrimination or societal expectations play a large female physicians only make 58 percent of what them do not promote their stand up to the faintest hint centers that provided financial role in determining womenʼs success in society. In male physicians make. On the other hand, when views for fear of being alien- of truth when one considers and emotional resources for a fact, he mentioned that discrimination plays a lesser a male tries to enter a female-dominated field, he ated from their peers. that Planned Parenthood is in mother in a crisis pregnancy role than we think. often has an easier time obtaining a job and also This is exactly what Harris favor of abortion on demand, who wants to raise the child What the majority of the press on this story making more money. In the field of education, has not done; as was clear including the vicious practice of herself or give it up for adop- doesnʼt tell you is that Summers has for a long time males often have an easier time in graduate school from her talk, she is unafraid partial birth abortion, in which tion. Furthermore, SFL had underestimated the ability of women and racial and on the job because of the fact that they are such of speaking out against abor- all but the head of a baby is information available about minorities. He has consistently been critical of a minority. tion and the ignoble record delivered, and then the baby is the possible adverse affects of women and minority faculty. Cornell West, a lead- Regardless of what happens to the president it has had in the history of killed. abortion on women. In this way, ing African-American scholar who has written many of Harvard, it is important to keep in mind that black Americans. As a case in Wilson also believes that her SFL works to educate women books, which some of you may have read, was told freedom of speech doesnʼt always imply that it point, she discussed the infa- club has done the most to pre- on all of their options so that by Summers that he needed to devote less time to is acceptable to tell women, minorities or whom- mous Negro Project, in which vent abortions, yet Consumer they can make informed choices his own research and more time to the university. ever, that they cannot do something because of Margaret Sanger, the founder Reports gives the “Honeydew” for themselves. However, at that time there were white male faculty some “intrinsic aptitude.” One of the main reasons of Planned Parenthood, applied condoms distributed at Planned — Beth Clites, ʼ05 members doing the same thing without being criti- we still have racial and sexual discrimination on cized. The end result was that West took his work college campuses is because people often view and prestige with him to Princeton. Princetonʼs freedom of speech as protection allowing them to president has yet to complain about Westʼs focus. belittle and devalue someone else from a different Furthermore, Summers has claimed that striving group. Let us all learn from Summersʼ mistake, and for diversity within an organization often results then learn to view everyone as having equal poten- in a decrease in the quality of employees. To this tial, so that we donʼt let our prejudices dictate the respect, he doesnʼt see the value in diversity. The success of someone else. reason this should be a major concern for all is that Jeremy Burroughs is a staff columnist for The [email protected] this man has an impact on the careers of our future Flat Hat. He is currently a senior at the College.

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BY MARGARET HOFFECKER FLAT HAT ASST. REVIEWS EDITOR Editors’ Picks The Golden Globes and Screen Actors Guild awards shows have already begun to pave the way to the Oscars, and the uncertainty of winners at those shows promises to make the 77th Annual Academy Awards an interesting and exciting event. There are fewer shoe-ins for this yearʼs Oscars than last yearʼs, and the number of quality nomi- nees ensures a tight race across the board. Best Picture Best Actor Best Actress Best Director Best Picture: “The Aviator” and “Million Dollar Baby” will fight it out for the prize, with “Sideways” not Dan Schumacher “Sideways” Johnny Depp Kate Winslet Alexander Payne far behind. The superb acting and perfect cinematogra- Editor phy in both “Aviator” and “Baby” make it hard to say who will win, but the end of the show is guaranteed Elizabeth Nyman “Sideways” Don Cheadle Catalina Sandino Clint Eastwood to be intense. As whimsical and fun as “Finding Executive Editor Moreno Neverland” is, it is not quite Oscar material and “Ray” was a definite favorite of the year but the Alejandro Salinas “Sideways” Jamie Foxx Annette Bening Clint Eastwood Reviews Editor Oscar for this film will probably be saved for… Best Actor: Jamie Foxx. His portrayal of Ray Margaret Hoff ecker “Million Leonardo Hilary Swank Clint Eastwood Charles in did not go unnoticed, and it is almost Asst. Reviews Editor Dollar Baby” DiCaprio certain that he will take the Oscar home with him Sunday night. Leonardo DiCaprioʼs insane Virginia Paulus “Finding Johnny Depp Catalina Sandino Mike Leigh Neverland” Moreno Howard Hughes in “Aviator” has already Variety Editor been recognized by the Screen Actorʼs Sara Slater “Finding Don Cheadle Kate Winslet Clint Eastwood Opinions Neverland” See OSCAR ✦ page 12 ‘Alchemy’ ultimately desirable Ruscha exhibit explores word art

BY ALEJANDRO SALINAS simultaneously, blurring any possibility of distinction. FLAT HAT REVIEWS EDITOR Svichʼs work seems to suggest that one cannot evade the dualities of life and must instead muster enough cour- During one (of the many) rapturous moments of age to struggle to find a balance, even if this ultimately “Alchemy of Desire/Dead-Manʼs Blues,” directed by means an immersion into utter dementia. Here, senior Elizabeth Wiley, one of the townswomen half-excitedly, Annie Mueller comes in handy. As the recently wid- half-mortified exclaims, “Itʼs a strange thing, desire…” owed Simone, Mueller displays, through facial expres- Indeed it is. The same could also be said about this play, sions and erratic, borderline-crazed movements across which haphazardly dwindles between sanity and lunacy, the stage, both the outrage and confusion afflicting her death and life, folklore and modernity, and the mystical character. versus the tangible. Haphazardly, that is, only to the Unable to cope with news of the death of her audience — and only for the first few minutes — as husband, Jaime (freshman Andrew Lupo), in war — Wiley, in collaboration with a formidable cast, grace- “some war”— Simone plunges into the world of ghosts fully fabricates a thread of order out of this supernatural and spirits, which immediately triggers the curiosity and mess. preoccupation of a group of fellow townswomen, who, The play, written by Caridad Svich, revolves and in classic Southern fashion, canʼt keep their noses out COURTESY PHOTO ✦ NATIONAL GALLERY OF ART revels in dichotomies and paradoxes. Her world is See ‘ALCHEMY’ ✦ page 12 one where the real and the spiritual mesh and collide BY CHRISTINA TKACIK capture the essence of everyday objects and make FLAT HAT STAFF WRITER them foreign and weird again so that viewers question themselves and the very underpinnings The word “lisp” must be impossible for any- of society — or at least buy the prints and tack one afflicted with one to pronounce. And when them to their walls. And Ruscha is sure to take you were little, you probably used the words “pee aback with his forwardness; his style is bold pee” to refer to your urine, among other things. and striking, unique enough to remain in the Ed Ruschaʼs drawings will remind you of these consciousness. How could you not remember facts, these eccentricities of English. You may something like “pee pee, ” especially with those wonder: Is it art? Is it clever? Or perhaps you cute curly-q letters, huge “P”s tiny “ee”s? What will just marvel at the weirdness of language in a funny word. Now that would be more original general. Ruscha certainly seems to. For here, than another Family Guy poster. But donʼt worry, he has dedicated his art to it. “Cotton Puffs, the OʼKeefes and Van Goghs are right around the Q-Tips®, Smoke and Mirrors,” is a collection corner. (Those who consider this sacrilege please of about ninety very odd pieces – many crafted take it up with the directors of the Smithsonian with cotton puffs and Q-Tips. The “Smoke and Institution.) Mirrors” part of the title refers to Ruschaʼs “illu- Ruscha explains his work in one of the cap- sory” technique— drawing words like “Lisp” and tions: “Sometimes found words are the most pure “Pee Pee” in lettering that looks three-dimen- because they have nothing to do with you.” Thus COURTESY PHOTOS ✦ THEATRE DEPARTMENT sional. See RUSCHA ✦ page 12 As Tirasol and Selah, senior Bianca McKenna Dodson and junior Nadia Williams shine in Wileyʼs “Alchemy.” As a pop artist, itʼs Ruschaʼs sworn duty to Adventures with Visqueen: Seattle band with hard rock sound

Visqueen, a band from Seattle, is made who told him he should buy a new t-shirt. that is what she misses while we sit in a cold selling band.” But the engraving is covered up of three people. Right now they are on Visqueen plays music that is loud and rau- van on U Street. with a post-it that reads, “To Rachel, Love tour with Neko Case. They are the best boy- cous and romping. So much so, that during Abba and Tenacious D are Visqueenʼs Creed.” Poor Rachel. band ever. Kidding. They arenʼt a boy-band. their show last week at the Velvet Lounge favorite bands to listen to as they drive their The man with really long hair walked by CRITICAL I mean, they are, but they arenʼt. Actually, in D.C., I wrote in big red letters across my van across country. “S.O.S” by Abba is just after Rachel told me a story. I asked her they are the exact opposite of a boy-band. I notes, “Rock at its Fuckest.” Rachelʼs favorite song to play. to tell me a story that would make me fall in CONDITION donʼt know why I wrote that. Visqueen is a Visqueen plays songs from two rebigdicu- The Creed Tower of Hope is an eighteen- love with her band. She took a moment, and rock band. There are boys in the band, but lously good records, “King Me” and “Sunset inch-tall radio station gift – engraved, mind then told me this: there is a girl too. They are three people in a on Dateland.” The term “rebigdiculously” you – for 107.7 The End, a radio station in “Last night with Neko I got up to sing rock band. was coined by Rachel later in the evening. Seattle. Someone gave it to Rachel and the “Kansas City” with her, which for forty- Rachel plays guitar and sings. When she I was in Visqueenʼs van with Rachel, talk- band to take back to Seattle with them. On eight hours had made me shake. She blows plays guitar, she scrapes her pick against ing about Seattle, Abba, Tenacious D, the each of the tiny obeliskʼs four sides is either me away. Iʼve never been so taken with a the strings of a beat-up Gibson to make Creed Tower of Hope and the man with the the cover of a Creed album or a picture of voice, I mean, it brings me to tears … Iʼm the distortion sweat and screech. When she “rebigdiculously” long hair who walked by. the band itself. Rachel indicated the picture a blubbering idiot, really. Singing with her, sings, she does so through a mess of wavy Visqueen is from Seattle. Itʼs the type of of the band and said, “Poor Creed. Someone itʼs like, it is like driving a Ferrari. I was Joe Riippi red/blonde/brown hair. Her voice is cute and place that spawns green pine trees and peo- did that to them. I feel sorry for them. up there singing, and in the back of the pure, but full of harsh consonants and saliva. ple who admire coffee mugs with the handles Except for that guy, [indicating guitarist room, Ben had his arm around Ronnie and She has the perfect voice to balance the broken off. It is also the place that spawns Mark Tremonti] that guy can rot in fucking they were watching me. Then I guess Ben heavy distortion in her guitar. messed up people like myself, Jones Soda blazes.” looked over at Ronnie and said, “Thereʼs Ben plays drums. Ben is tall. Ben wears Company, Nirvana, Pearl Jam and WTO The engraving on the large and heavy our girl.” And itʼs something like that, that a t-shirt from the local kickass paper in riots. Rachel and I both miss it. Rachel says Creed Tower of Hope, which reads some- really just gets at the heart of this band. I Seattle, The Stranger. Ben plays drums like she misses all the friends that make Seattle thing like, “Thanks to The End for all its See VISQUEEN ✦ page 12 each skin and cymbal is the face of someone her home. More than anything in the world, help in making Creed a 20 million record- Reviews UZZ 12 B REVIEWS ✦ February 25, 2005 Hollywood Gossip

Parisʼ address book posted online Britneyʼs honeymoon pics exposed Poor Paris Hilton: First, her sex Britney Spears is enraged that her video goes public, and now a hacker private Fijian honeymoon pictures have has posted all of her address book been sold to US Weekly and are fea- and photos contained on her T-Mobile tured in this weekʼs issue under the title, Sidekick. What else would anyone with “Britneyʼs Private Album!” The singer Lindsay Lohanʼs number do but call said she and hubby Kevin chose the HIGH NOTES her? The celebritiesʼ numbers that were spot because they were promised pri- Aesop Rock — Labor Days exposed have been flooded with phone vacy, but, as usual, that pledge was not From the fi rst few booming bass note to the hyper-convoluted wordplay calls from fans. Some other celebrities kept. Now the photos are everywhere. of “Shovel,” “Labor Days” is Aesop Rockʼs most intellectual yet accessible whose personals were posted include US Weekly retaliated by saying that release to date. Their references to Greek mythology, Orwellʼs “1984” and Ashlee Simpson, Andy Roddick, and itʼs not an issue of privacy, but more an pop-culture, as well as the fl uid delivery style are guaranteed to engage your Christina Aguilera. All of the websites issue of money. Doesnʼt this diva have brain, while the simple, sometimes plain, beats will get you moving. have been shut down. enough cash already? — compiled by leah manners Jen and Brad heading for divorce Beyonce to replace Minnie Driver Despite rumors of reconciliation, Even though Minnie Driver sang WCWM TOP 10 Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are Andrew Lloyd Webberʼs “Learn to be well on their way to divorce. They Lonely” in this yearʼs “Phantom of the 1. Woman King — Iron And Wine have been working with their business Opera,” she wonʼt sing it at the Oscars: 2. Arular — M.I.A. managers to discuss financial issues, in-demand singer Beyonce will take her 3. The Cosmic Game — Thievery Corporation but the divorce lawyers will make an place. She will sing two songs, in addition 4. End Of Love — Clem Snide appearance near the end of the mar- to Webberʼs hit, that are nominated in the 5. Illegal Tender — Louis XIV riage. While Jen and Bradʼs assets have same category for best original song. 6. Pitty Sing — Pitty Sing 7. Take Fountain — Wedding Present been kept separate during their mar- Driver is inconsolable, as she hoped that 8. A Healthy Distrust — Sage Francis riage, there may be some dispute as to this would be her chance to become a 9. Iʼm Wide Awake, Itʼs Morning — Bright Eyes who will get their Beverly Hills estate. singer. Sheʼll have to wait until Beyonce 10. And The Mysterious Production Of Eggs — Andrew Bird Sadly, a quick and simple divorce is on is less popular. the horizon. — compiled by margaret hoffecker

USCHA “HONEY, I TWISTED THROUGH MORE DAMN Also on display are several of Ruschaʼs journals painter without the hassle of complex composition, R TRAFFIC TODAY,” all in sharp lettering against – his thoughts and observations, including studies and a writer without the bother of paragraphs. His FROM PAGE 11 solid-color backgrounds, like odd ad campaigns for of how paper looks when scrolled or shaped to form focus is the minutiae of language. “Theyʼre almost the blandness of society. letters. There is a diagram of what globs of syrup not words, theyʼre objects that become words.” At seems to be the underlying philosophy of the entire On an adjacent wall is “Blank Book With Coffee look like close-up — presumably in preparation some point he rolled the word “Lisp” off his tongue collection: a casual slice of pop culture hanging on Stain”: an image of a white book suspended in mid- for the fluid letters of pieces like “Pool.” In and wondered: why the hell do we say that? And the wall will reveal a greater social truth than some- air, with, as promised, a real blotch of coffee in the another book he has scribbled a quote from “King with that sort of curiosity he has chosen to examine thing any artist could contrive. So now you know center. “Iʼve always had a deep respect for things Lear”: “NOTHING WILL COME OF NOTHING” the connotations and sound and sense that are the what to tell those pricks next time they come by to that are odd, for things which cannot be explained,” — a discarded idea for a piece or, perhaps, a flash essence of language, which is the key to communica- make fun of your poster. he is quoted in another caption. “Explanations seem of insecurity? The journals provide, if nothing else, tion and the foundation of society. First on art.com wishlists will probably be items to me to sort of finish things off.” Itʼs exactly this rare insight for audiences who canʼt stop wondering: The final room contains multiple pieces with little from the third room, many of which include entire kind of attitude, this passion for ambiguity, that puts “What were they thinking?” But this is not the Met, phrases, repeated in different fonts and superim- phrases: Frank Zappa references like “SLOBBERIN so many off modern art but is a source of such appeal and it isnʼt the Rubens drawing exhibit, and you posed upon one another. One, for example, features DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO” and odd sentences for those who find explication passé. arenʼt obliged to care deeply. the words “MIGHTY TOPIC” — in the background In one caption, Ruscha explains that he uses in a fuzzy old-style font, then again, clear and direct. words because he doesnʼt find actual painting that It looks silly, self-important and a little melodramat- worthwhile; he thinks the real artistic virtue is in ic. But then, it seems, that is the point. Art imitates words and news. And in “Cotton Puffs” he shows he life, so they say, and perhaps we really have only has found the perfect career for himself: He can be a ourselves to blame for this. ISQUEEN I thought that was a pretty ment for a band like Visqueen. V good story about a band. Better Theyʼve been doing this for FROM PAGE 11 than Death Cab, who told me seven years – sitting in vans, get- they donʼt like to tell stories, they ting pulled over by cops, hauling mean, they are like my family. just like to watch “The Sopranos” tiny monuments to Creed around They are my family. Ben and I and play music. Jerks. the country. Itʼs admirable, really. have been doing this together for After the story-telling, a man They are the best boy-band seven years, and even Ronnie, in a leather jacket who had really ever. I heart them. (Seriously, even though heʼs new, is just a long hair walked by the van. We I have sign that says “I Heart super dude. When it really gets marveled at the commitment that Visqueen.” Except “heart” is an down to it, we just love being hair must have required. At least actually drawing of a heart. You together, driving around together. four years of saying to oneself, get the idea.) We have so much fun. And when “Iʼm not going to cut it. I want Joe Riippi is a staff columnist. they said that about me like … a long ponytail, longer than the Heʼs a jerk. The Flat Hat hates like respectful parents … I donʼt actual tails of ponies.” him. He hates The Flat Hat back. know.” I guess itʼs a similar commit- Itʼs a weird relationship. LCHEMY which (most) of the actresses succeed. While convincing ‘A ’ enough in her performance as the lascivious Miranda, FROM PAGE 11 one cannot help but feel Shapiro greatly handicapped during the musical numbers. Sheʼs one fine actress, but of other peopleʼs business. Yet to simply dismiss these a singer she ainʼt. Fortunately, Wiley is keenly aware secondary characters as stereotypical would be doing not only of her ensembleʼs fortes but of their limitations a great disservice to juniors Nadia Williams, Meghan as well. During the musical moments in the play, both Shapiro and seniors Nicole R. Francisco and Bianca Dodson and Francisco — phenomenal powerhouses McKenna Dodson. — are given more prominence. The exorcism number As the group of women/witches who just canʼt ignore involving sweeping, drumming and snaring is nothing the “spookiness” — as they so comically deem it — sur- short of amazing. rounding Simone, this talented group of young actresses Matching both the singing and the acting of “Alchemy manages to steal the production. As resident witch Selah, of Desire ” is a set that is both imposing and enchanting. Williamsʼ matured finesse particularly stands out, which One is immediately submerged into this small bayou is not usually observed in student plays. She switches town atmosphere; a world in which the past refuses to from drama to comedic relief, never losing herself or let the present take hold and the roots of the old perme- her character in the process. Whether one likes it or not, ate the corrupted ground that the new promises. Among Simone and Jaimeʼs story slowly begins to erode into one, if not the most, impressive sets constructed for main the backdrop, becoming more and more of an excuse to stage in the past year, Michael Melhler scenic design is get these sassy females to burst into sweeping, chanting, on par with Wileyʼs deliciously demented foray into this chatting, spell casting and, oh yeah, singing. version of purgatory. Luckily, for audiences, the experi- The playʼs histrionics are also another aspect in ence will prove to be anything but. SCAR yearʼs Oscars. However, the is announced. Martin Scorsese O repeat of 1999ʼs academy awards (“The Aviator”) and Clint FROM PAGE 11 face-off between Annette Bening Eastwood (“Million Dollar Baby”) and Swank could leave Bening will battle it out for this Oscar. Guild and the Golden Globes. the victor. As incredible as it Both Scorsese and Eastwood “Neverland”ʼs Johnny Depp was a is that Kate Winslet (“Eternal have been snubbed before, so itʼs possibility, since he was snubbed Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”) nearly impossible to tell who will at last yearʼs Oscars, but his win and Catalina Sandino Moreno win this year. Alexander Payne will be saved for “Pirates of the (“Maria Full of Grace”) were rec- has a slight advantage for quirky Caribbean”ʼs sequel. “Baby”ʼs ognized by the academy for their yet sentimental “Sideways” over Clint Eastwood and “Hotel outstanding work, a win for either Mike Leighʼs dramatic “Vera Rwanda”ʼs Don Cheadle will have of them is even less likely than a Drake” and Taylor Hackfordʼs to wait for another year, despite win for Imelda Staunton (“Vera moving and inspiring “Ray,” but their amazing performances. Drake”). itʼll come down to Scorsese or Best Actress: Although Hilary Best Director: This is a cat- Eastwood for this award. Swank already has the Oscar egory that promises intensity Make sure to tune in to ABC statue sitting on her mantel, she and uncertainty until the enve- on Sunday Feb. 27 at 8 p.m. to is definitely the favorite in this lope is opened and the winner find out who wins this year! February 25, 2005 Page 13 [email protected] BRIEFS numerous national and internation- Spring Into Health Group Driving Classes Food Co-op al prizes. He has appeared at the Gospel Fest Kennedy Center, Lincoln Center, Action This support group is for students Defensive Driving classes have Tired of the limited choices for Carnegie Hall and Severance Hall The seventh annual Tidewater with medical concerns. Students been scheduled for the spring semes- on-campus dining, taking the bus or and is a Steinway Artist. The con- Gospel Festival will be held tomor- Mark your calendars for Spring will be able to help others come ter. Get certified to drive a college bumming a ride to the grocery store cert is free. For information call row at 7 p.m. in Chesapeake Rooms Into Action. The Collegeʼs annual to terms with and share their own car or van. You cannot drive any and paying too much for food at Judy Zwerdling Zwelling at 221- ABC at the Univeristy Center. day of service in the community experiences with medical issues. college vehicle without this training, Ukrops and the Student Exchange? 1082. Student choir groups from several will take place April 2. Contact the Group meetings are Fridays 10 to and you cannot take the class if you Are you looking for a cheaper and local universities will be perform- Office of Student Volunteer Services 11:30 a.m. in Blow Hall 240 and are have had a moving violation within easier way to feed yourself? If so, ing, as well as the Collegeʼs own for information. facilitated by Susanna Owens. the past year. learn about the new Buying Club Body Image Ebony Expressions Gospel Choir. There is a $20 deposit (check Co-op starting up on campus. E- Contact the Office of preferred) required to reserve a spot, mail Abby at [email protected] to Group Multicultural Affairs at x2300 for Spring Break Summer which will be refunded upon attend- learn about buying clubs and organic more information. ing the class. Cancellations must foods. This support group is for students Service Service be made no later than 5 p.m. on who struggle with issues concerning the Wednesday before the class in food. This may involve compulsive Scholarships Housing Partnerships needs help Summer Service Grant applica- order to receive a refund. To sched- WM Cans eating, binging/purging practices, during spring break. Drywall work tions are available now at the Office ule, bring your deposit to Linda food restriction and/or thinking too Scholarship applications for the is needed for a lady whose chil- of Student Volunteer Services on the Williams in the Student Activities WM Cans is now accepting sub- much about food. Sessions meet Order of the White Jacket 2005- dren have elevated lead levels. No second floor of the Campus Center. Office, Campus Center Room 203. missions. The deadline is March 1. each Friday from 12:30 to 1:45 p.m. 06 scholarships are now available skills necessary. E-mail Drew at Grant Proposals are due by 5 p.m. Call Linda Williams at 221-3269 Entry fees are $10 for short films in Blow Hall 240. Contact facilitator at www.wmalumni.com, the office [email protected] for more informa- March 18. with questions. Classes will be held of less than 30 minutes, $15 for Jan Pattis at [email protected]. of Financial Aid and the Alumni tion or to sign up. in the Recreational Sports Classroom feature films of over 30 minutes Center. For questions contact Pat tomorrow at 9 a.m. and 1 p.m. and $5 per additional submission. Burdette at [email protected] or Project HOPE Submissions must be either VHS Women and 221-1173. Applications are due Potato Drop or DVD. For more information, see March 18. The Project HOPE of Virginia Grad Students www.wm.edu/so/wmcans. Self-Esteem The Order of the White Jacket The William & Mary potato drop will hold the Ensuring Educational was created to honor and bring is March 19 at 8 a.m. at the parking Access and Success conference in This support and education- An eight to 10 session work- together alumni who worked lot between Morton Hall and Phi Colonial Williamsburg March 7 and al group is for graduate students Interpersonal shop to address how family, rela- their way through college in the Beta Kappa Hall. Volunteers are 8. Volunteers are needed to help enrolled at the College. This group is tionships, body image issues, the food service establishments at the needed to bag and load potatoes with minor duties and can attend designed to assist students in dealing Group media and societal expectations of College and in the surrounding onto trucks from area food banks free of charge. Information about with the demands and challenges of women affect their self-esteem. The community. The organization uses for distribution to people in need the speakers, sessions and how to being in graduate school; learning Do you wonder how you come workshop uses self-esteem-enhanc- scholarships to support current stu- in Williamsburg, central and east- contact us is available on our web- coping strategies, sharing struggles across to others? This group provides ing exercises and is intended to help dents working their way through ern Virginia and Washington, D. C. site at www.wm.edu/hope. and supporting others in their chal- a place where you have an oppor- build skills to foster a positive self- college in food service. Volunteers should bring gloves. lenges. Meetings are Tuesdays 3 to tunity to give feedback on issues image. Sessions are Fridays 3 to 5 For more information or to 4:30 p.m. in Blow Hall 240 and are regarding relationships, are able to p.m. in Blow Hall 240 and are facili- The Hulon Willis Association, sign up contact Allie Rosner at Support Group facilitated by Scott Liu. A 30-minute examine what works and what does tated by Carina Sudarsky-Gleiser. named after the first African- [email protected]. pre-meeting is required. Call 221- not, improve communication skills American student at the College, The Gay Student Support Group 3620 to schedule. and become more confident in social is offering financial assistance to is open to all members of the College situations. Sessions meet in Blow Open Hours students. The scholarship assists House community, both gay and straight. Hall 240 on Tuesdays 10 to 11:30 deserving students who exemplify Discussions range from history and Relaxation a.m., Wednesdays 3:15 to 4:45 p.m. President Sullivan has reserved the qualities of the H.W.A. and Construction politics to dating, love and family. and Thursdays 3:30 to 5 p.m. office hours for students to either helps enrich the diversity of the We meet from 8 to 9 p.m. in the Sessions discuss issues that concern them or community. Applications are now The William & Mary House is Catacombs student lounge under St. just to chat. Individual students or available at the offices of Financial in the home stretch. Groups are still Bedeʼs Church on Richmond Road Group relaxation sessions are Piano Concert small groups may reserve 10-minute Aid and Multicultural Affairs and needed to help with construction every Monday night that classes open to all students and include deep sessions. These run from 4 to 5 p.m. online at www.wmalumni.com. today and tomorrow. Contact Abbitt are in session. There are only two breathing, progressive relaxation, Thomas Otten, classical pianist, March 2 or April 14. Contact Carla Contact Pat Burdette at 221-1173 Woodall at Housing Partnerships at rules: we respect everyoneʼs right autogenic training for stress reduc- will perform at the Ewell Recital Jordan at [email protected] or x1254 or [email protected] with ques- 221-0225. to privacy and promise each other tion and guided imagery exercises. Hall sunday at 3 p.m. Otten has won to sign up for a time slot. tions. confidentiality about who attends, All sessions are 30 minutes and and no one is ever obligated to say experiential in nature. Sessions meet Diverse Women whether theyʼre gay or straight. For in Blow Hall 240 and are facilitated more information contact faculty by Felicia Brown-Anderson, who A support group for women who moderator George Greenia at 221- can be contacted at fxbrow@wm. identify as members of an ethnic 3676. edu. Sessions are every Wednesday minority group on campus. This at 1:15 p.m. group addresses the ramifications of being minority women at the Head Start College and builds a supportive net- work for group members. The group Head Start is hosting a festival will help participants explore per- with the Williamsburg Department sonal, academic, spiritual, family or of Social Services at the Historic relationship concerns that may be Triangle Center on Waller Mill interfering with a sense of balance Road April 13 from 10 a.m. to and well being. Sessions are held in noon. Seeking five to 15 volun- Blow Hall 240 and are facilitated by teers to help with childrenʼs activi- Carina Sudarsky-Gleiser and Felicia ties. Contact Erin Culpepper at Brown-Anderson. [email protected].

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BY MADELINE WOLFERT together and come up with a big inning ... When THE FLAT HAT that happens weʼll be in great shape for the rest of the season,” Sexton said. Baseballʼs opening winning streak shat- Rutgers handed W&M its first losses in a tered as the team confronted North Carolina three-game series Friday, Saturday and Sunday. State University and Rutgers University this “Theyʼre a good ball club and our first real past week, first in test this season,” Padgett said prior to the game. Look ahead a three-game series Ultimately, Rutgers dominated and swept with against Rutgers in scores of 5-11, 3-6, and 1-4. Who: Williamsburg over In Fridayʼs game, senior Tribe reliever Jeff Radford the weekend then Dagenhart recorded the loss, while junior starter University in Raleigh Tuesday. Forrest Cory got a no decision, and Rutgers Date: Playing aggres- pitcher O.J. DeChristafano earned the win. Today sively but unable to Offensively, W&M totaled nine hits as the Where: contend, W&Mʼs Scarlet Knights banged out 16. Plumeri Park record fell to 3-4. The Tribe tied the game in the sixth as Time: The Tribe faced Sexton walked, and junior first baseman Jeff 3 p.m. 30th-ranked N.C. Lunardi singled and both moved up one base on State, Feb. 22 a wild pitch. Padgett hit a sacrifice fly to bring in Raleigh, N.C., but were defeated 4-10. Sexton home. Revere then tied the game 5-5 by Starting for the smashing a two-run Tribe was junior homer to right field, left-handed pitcher his fourth homer in LAUREN PUTNOCKY ✦ THE FLAT HAT Sean Sosonko, four straight games. High school basketball coach, motivational speaker, and subject of the feature fi lm ʻCoach Carter,ʼ Ken Carter who was charged Rutgers answered gave a dynamic speech to a standing-room-only crowd Wednesday night in the UC Commonwealth Auditorium. with the loss after by bringing in four allowing six runs runs on five hits on eight hits in in the seventh and four innings, strik- scoring two more in ing out four. Tribe the ninth to solidify Menʼs basketball falls to VCU Rams senior shortshop the win with a score BY MIKE SHERMAN Saturday against University of North W&M falls to the Tigers, they will Kyle Padgett hit a of 5-11. THE FLAT HAT Carolina — Wilmington. Both teams have to play University of Delaware two-run homer and Rutgers took have one remaining game instead. The Tribe has sophomore infielder game two with a 3- Despite a career performance before CAA tournament Look ahead already lost to the Blue Greg Sexton sin- 6 win by building an from sophomore Corey Cofield, play beings March 4 in Hens twice this season, gled twice, doubled early 0-4 lead and the menʼs basketball team was not Richmond, Va. Who: including one loss by 29 and hit a sacrifice adding single runs able to overcome a strong Virginia The Tribeʼs final game Towson points. fly to drive in a in the sixth and sev- Commonwealth University team, fall- against Towson University University “Itʼs a big game for Date: run. Unfortunately, enth innings. In the ing to the Rams 69-91 at Richmond, carries heavy tournament us,” Shaver said. “We Tomorrow W&Mʼs offen- third, W&M made a Va. last Wednesday. implications for both would really like to Where: sive effort was not 1-4 score as senior W&M was only able to keep pace schools. Towson, Md. get a win and get some enough to combat catcher Jon Rhymes with VCU for about three minutes If W&M can beat Time: momentum going into N.C. Stateʼs 13 hits. singled, moved to before the Rams quickly turned a 9- Towson (5-21, 2-14) this 4 p.m. the tournament. It would Rallying in the second on a walk to 8 advantage into 24-8 lead with 12 Saturday, that would set certainly help our tourna- seventh inning, Revere and scored minutes 42 seconds to play in the up a first-round match-up ment seeding to win up the Tribe broke a as McWhorter half. W&M was able to close the gap with James Madison University, whom there, and it would be nice to get a road 0-9 shutout when singled. Rhymes to nine on a three-pointer by fresh- the Tribe beat by 26 Feb. 16. But if win in our last regular season game.” Padgett homered singled again in man guard Nathan Mann at the 7:12 to left field, bring- the fifth and scored mark, but VCU quickly re-opened a ing senior cen- when Rahl hit a double-digit lead and went into half- terfielder Terry groundout to short. time ahead by 17. Revere home and In the seventh, The second half proved to be no boosting the score Revere doubled, kinder to the Tribe. VCU never let to 2-9. Sophomore moved on a ground- W&M within striking distance, which ✦ infielder Brent ALLIE VEINOTE THE FLAT HAT out and scored on allowed the Rams to only play their McWhorter singled in the eighth, and junior a Sexton single, sealing the game at 3-6, and starters 54 minutes in the second half. second-baseman Chris Rahl reached on an error. totaling W&Mʼs hits at seven — three of them VCU shot 55.2 percent from the field Hitting a single, senior infielder Will Rhymes Rhymesʼs. and out-rebounded W&M 36-27. drove in McWhorter, and a sacrifice fly by The final game of the series ended in a “VCU was sensational, but I think Sexton drove Rahl home, making the score 4-9. Rutgers 1-4 win, spoiling an impressive pitch- we can be better,” Head Coach Tony N.C. State tacked on another run in the bottom ing performance by junior Joe Kantakevich, Shaver said. “To be successful in a of the eighth, reaching the final score of 4-10, who allowed just one unearned run on two game like this, weʼve got to be at our Wolfpack. hits and struck out six over eight innings. He absolute best, and theyʼve got to be off “Every game one person will have a good was also named CAA Baseball Co-Pitcher of a little bit.” game, but we just canʼt seem to string some hits the Week. The loss spoiled another great per- formance by sophomore forward Corey Cofield. His 27 points were a personal Womenʼs gymnastics sets season high best, topping his previous high of 25. BY MIKE ZIELINSKI team. Mann also delivered a solid perfor- THE FLAT HAT The womenʼs team has been plagued by mance, with eight points and three injuries all season, but Saturday they were able assists in 25 minutes off the bench. Things are really starting to shape up for to give the competition a taste of what they can However, Cofieldʼs performance the womenʼs gymnastics team, who clinched a bring to the table. was overshadowed by another career season-high team score of 191.150, along with “Weʼve had lots of set backs due to injuries, day. VCUʼs Nick George, who was numerous career highs for many of the gymnasts but [this meet] was a major comeback for us,” named the CAA player of the week last Saturday at the University of North Carolina, senior co-captain Jess Patterson said, referring to Feb. 21, torched the Tribe with a Chapel Hill. Though this weekend marked a dra- the Tribeʼs three-point surge from their previous career-high 36 points. matic improvement over their previous meets, the meet. The loss was the second straight Tribe fell to UNC, who went 195.850, and were W&M also set season highs on vault (48.075) for W&M, who dropped to 6-20 and nudged out of second by Rutgers University with and beam (47.575), and made progress on floor, 2-15 in the CAA. VCU improved to a score of 192.100. Despite the loss, last weekend 16-11 (12-5) and can move into a ALLIE VEINOTE ✦ THE FLAT HAT ✦ marked a pivotal turning point for the womenʼs See WOMEN’S page 16 tie for second place with a win this Senior guard Nick DʼAntoni pushes past his opponent in a past game at home. NHL must face change or face fan disguntlement

This past week, the National Hockey terms of overall popularity, hockey ranks May often conflicts with more popular sports, promote youth leagues. By working from the League became the first professional sports behind football, basketball and baseball. such as the NBA playoffs and the MLB regu- bottom up, the NHL can regenerate interest league to cancel an entire regular season due In TV ratings last year, bowling and arena lar season. If the season were shortened to 60 in a sport that has seen better days. When FROM THE to a labor dispute. Even after last minute football both ranked higher than hockey. The games, for example, the playoffs could begin I think back to my childhood, there were SIDELINES attempts on the part of former players Wayne problem is, Joe Q. Sportsdude doesnʼt think in early March, and the NHL would not have no opportunities for me to play hockey. My Gretzky and Mario Lemieux to help the own- hockey is interesting. The game has become difficulties competing. dad grew up in Detroit and played hockey ers and the NHL Playerʼs Association reach an increasingly boring. In 10 years, the goals- Another problem the NHL needs to address for the Red Wings. In my hometown, the agreement, nothing was accomplished. per-game average dropped from 7 to 5. People is contraction. The games are taking place Washington Capitals are only now planning Next year, Commissioner Gary Bettman who watch sports want to see offense. in Tampa Bay, Fla., Phoenix, Ariz. and other to build a community hockey rink. This rink hopes to play a full regular season. If the two First and foremost, the NHL needs to make warm weather cities, and in small market cit- will allow my high school to compete against sides reach an agreement with the salary cap, rule changes to speed up play. They could ies such as Columbus, Ohio and Nashville, other local high schools, making ice hockey this will probably happen, but Iʼm not so sure eliminate the red line and get rid of the two Tenn. These teams have had some success, a full-fledged varsity sport. Replicating yet. What is more certain about next year is line passing rule. This would create more but the fan base is more widespread. If the projects like this will help the NHL improve Carl that an already dwindling fan base will shrink fast breaks like in international play. Instead NHL contracts and stays in popular hockey its current image and popularity, but more Siegmund even more. At this point, the NHL must seri- of having long overtime periods, they could areas like New York, Colorado, Detroit and importantly it will create a future generation ously consider restructuring the league and have shootouts. This would eliminate ties and Philadelphia, the league might climb out of of hockey fans. creating a new image to attract fans. increase the excitement level. the red ink. This is unlikely, since it is a risky Carl Siegmund is the sports columnist for Hockey has always had a small but hard- Beyond changing the rules to speed up the venture. The Flat Hat. He hopes that hockey returns so core fan base. These fans will come out in play, the NHL should look into shortening the The main goals of the league should be to ESPN will stop airing hours of dog shows and support next year, but others may not. In season. Having the playoffs during April and improve its image in the community and to amateur curling. DID YOU KNOW... The game of rugby fi rst started in 1823 at a school in Rugby, England when the players bent the

rules of soccer to allow for handling of the ball. Sports 15 RACKET SPORTS ✦ FEBRUARY 25, 2005 — FIRSTSCIENCE.COM

Women’s Club Rugby Sports — compiled by chris adams Life Sports: Calendar Feb. 26 to March 4 Get Involved — compiled by chris adams

The womenʼs rugby club has been in existence since the mid 1980s. The club practices for two hours every Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday Thursday on the intramural field. The season is broken in two halves; ✦ The Sports Calendar understands that 9 a.m. is really early on a the first runs from mid-September to the second week of November, Saturday morning, but come support the menʼs tennis team as they while the spring season opens the second week of February and ends take on Harvard University. They may be the “oldest,” but weʼre the third week of April. clearly the hottest. After a break the team plays George Mason Matches occur almost every Saturday against teams from schools University at 1:30 p.m. The menʼs and womenʼs track and field such as the University of Richmond, the University of Virginia, teams compete in the University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill “Last Virginia Tech, Mary Washington University and the College of New Chance” meet. Speaking of last, last week (and the week before) the Jersey. Two weekends ago the team decimated Richmond with a Sports Calendar might have mentioned that the Badminton club score of 47-15. Next weekend, the team plays Longwood University meets today from 2:30 to 4:30 p.m. in Farmville, Va. In March, the team will face the University of Maryland in the regional playoffs. Rugby doesnʼt require many pieces of equipment. They donʼt wear pads, just mouth guards and cleats. Sunday “A lot of people have the misconception that you will get hurt play- ✦ Baseball continues its season, playing Radford University at ing, but in reality we have fewer injuries in our sport than football, for Plumeri Park at 1 p.m. In Harrisonburg, Va. the menʼs gymnas- example,” co-captain Jackie Adair said. tics team hopes to increase its momentum from previous meets, Rugby is played on a “pitch” (the field) with a ball resembling a going against James Madison University at 3 p.m. football, but without laces. A rugby match consists of 40-minute halves with a 10-minute halftime, but unlike football, play is continuous. On a rugby team, there are 15 different positions, providing an opportunity for players with a wide variety of skills to enjoy the sport. Monday The greater part of the team consists of players who have not played ✦ Itʼs that time again: the Badminton club meets tonight from rugby prior to coming to college. Some players crossed over from 9:15 to 11 p.m. in Adair Gymnasium. Newcomers are welcome, other sports, while others have never played a sport before. The team is as always.

ALLIE VEINOTE ✦ THE FLAT HAT always looking for new players. ALL: Members of the womenʼs club rugby team practice on the intramural If you are interested in joining, e-mail co-captain Jackie Adair at fi eld. The team prepares to face the University of Maryland next weekend. [email protected] or Courtney Hunter at [email protected]. Tuesday ✦ After much anticipation, the womenʼs lacrosse team opens their season playing away against George Washington University at 4 p.m. Wednesday ✦ Menʼs tennis goes on a west-coast tour with their play against Stanford University in Stanford, Calif. Later in the week, the Tribe will participate in the Pacific Coast Conference Menʼs Doubles Championships in La Jolla, Calif. Thursday ✦ The Recreation Center is open tonight until 11 p.m. Make your mother happy by getting some exercise. Friday ✦ Menʼs basketball begins the first round of the CAA Tournament in Richmond, Va. Baseball starts a three-game series against New York Tech in Plumeri Park at 1 p.m.

If you would like your sport (varsity, club or intramural) to appear on the sports calendar, e-mail [email protected] by 5 p.m. Wednesday.

BOX SCORES Menʼs Track & Field Locker Room George Mason University Collegiate Open Invitational Feb. 19 1 mile Jeff Hedley — 4:13.01, fi rst place — compiled by george banks Sean Anastasia-Murphy — 4:14.50, second place Jason Schoener — 4:17.15, third place Joel Parker — 4:22.25, fourth place Shot put Nick Hecker-Thompson — 51ʼ5.75”, second place George Ingham 1000 m Matt Warco — 2:29.45, fi rst place

Womenʼs Track & Field George Ingham is a member of the running club, Team Blitz. How much easier is it running with a team? George Mason University Collegiate Open Invitational Feb. 19 Originally from Herndon, Va., Ingham became interested in the run- Itʼs so much easier running with other people encouraging you to 1 mile Meghan Bishop — 5:07.93, second place 1000 m Allie Lewis — 2:59.53, second place ning club after finishing up a year on the Collegeʼs cross-country run the mileage at a decent pace. MP3 players are one thing, but Iʼd 800 m Julie Taylor — 2:21.68, third place team. In high school Ingham had enjoyed running the mile, two much rather have people to chat with. Distance medley Allie Lewis, Naomi Mattos, Katie Andres, Meghan mile and five kilometer events. Like many other runners, he was Whatʼs your main motivation for getting out there and doing all Bishop — 12:03.42, fi rst place Pentathlon Brenna Blevins — 3078 points, second place interested in running competitively but did not enjoy the rigors of a those long runs? Pole vault Charlotte LaRoche — 11ʼ11.75”, second place varsity sport. Escaping mediocrity. Itʼs cool to be in shape, but itʼs special to go Shot put Cassidy Harris — 43ʼ5.25”, fi rst place Team Blitz was founded two years ago by senior Bert Jacoby. a step beyond. Running has always been a passion of mine. Iʼve had Jen Showker — 40ʼ5.5”, second place Weight throw Cassidy Harris — 50ʼ0”, fi rst place The team consists of about 12 runners and continues to grow in size. two stress fractures in my career, and I had to sit out this past summer Teammates meet daily for distance and tempo runs in preparation for and just train on the bike. Having to sit out for an injury makes you various long distance races. The primary draw of this team is the appreciate when you are able to get back out and train. desire of runners to perform competitively and to reach individual Do you have any pre-race favorite snacks? goals. If youʼre interested in joining Team Blitz, you can e-mail the Peanut butter sandwiches three plus hours before races. Power captain at [email protected]. bites are also quality, and of course pasta the night before. What races are coming up for Team Blitz? Which athlete is the most motivating for you? The Sports Section is looking The Colonial Half Marathon is coming up, and we should have six Steve Prefontaine. I like the tough style he ran with and the way he or seven guys participating in it, so it should be a key race. There are just got out there and was the leader of the race. for a marginally- to well-qualifi ed also a handful of runners heading in March over to Virginia Beach to Any advice to those aspiring runners out there? individual to conduct participate in the Shamrock Marathon and marathon relay. If youʼre just starting, start slowly and have patience. Just try to Whatʼs your goal for the Colonial Half? run consecutively, week after week after week. Every day goes in the interviews for Locker Room. Iʼd like to run somewhere near the top 10, which will take a really bank. Try to work toward a goal rather than just going out to stay in solid time. shape. Come out to watch the Colonial Half Marathon race. Contact [email protected] What type of training does Team Blitz do? If you had to pick a quote to live by, what would it be? Well, everyone has their own goals, really, so mileage can differ “This is my body and I can do whatever I want to it … I can push if you are interested in the job. depending on individuals. I am doing 55 to 60 miles a week in about it, tweak it, study it. Everyone wants to know what Iʼm on …What am six days. That mileage includes a tempo run and a long run that is I on? I am on my bike six hours a day bustinʼ my butt. What are you usually about 30 percent of your total weekly mileage. on?” – Lance Armstrong 16 SPORTS ✦ FEBRUARY 25, 2005 Monarchs dominate Tribe Golf struggles at spring kickoff

BY PATRICK RAINEY Brantinghamʼs rounds of 78, 74 and 77 left him in a tie FLAT HAT STAFF WRITER for 36th, at 17 over (229). “The thing I was worried about the most going into Most athletes struggle with “rust,” mental and physi- this tournament was where the mental part of my game cal sluggishness that the downtime of the off season would be,” Brantingham said. produces. However, rust is double the trouble for W&M Brantingham, however, said he used a special tactic menʼs golf, who must face this problem twice, at the start to keep his focus. of both their fall and spring “I mark my golf balls now with a ʻKʼ that reminds me Look ahead seasons. The Tribe looked to of my girlfriend and always keeps me smiling and happy overcome this struggle at the regardless of what happens on the course,” Brantingham Who: recent Charleston Southern said. Emerald Spring Kickoff. In the end, Sophomores Hunter Watts and Ryan Price rounded Coast the Tribe finished 10th over- out the W&M contingent. Watts carded rounds of 79,77 Collegiate all out of a field of 17 with a and a final round Tribe best 74, to finish at 17 over par Date: March 7 59 over par (911). (230), placing him in a tie for 38th. Price scored round of Where: The Tribe was once again 82, 76 and 78 to end the tournament at 23 over par (236) Pensacola, Fla. led by senior co-captain Tim and in a tie for 63rd. Pemberton, whose rounds of Host school Charleston Southern won the tournament 76, 69 and 78 placed him at with a 13 over par (865). Fredrik Sundberg of Campbell 10 over par (223), to finish in a tie for 15th. took individual honors with a 6 under par (207). “I played really well at times, and then in other parts Despite their results, the team is confident that it can of the rounds I could tell how rusty I was,” Pemberton have success this spring. Barton sees practice as a key to said. “I think being rusty hurt my play, but Iʼm used to the teamʼs success. it by now.” “A big key is to keep practicing,” Barton said. “Only Senior co-captain Gary Barton, who struggled at time will help the team to regain confidence for the sea- ALLIE VEINOTE ✦ THE FLAT HAT Charleston Southern, also saw downtime contribute to son. It is a long season, and we need to focus on what A Tribe player moves quickly past her opponent in a previous game against James Madison University. his struggles. will make us play better the next tournament and tourna- BY DOROTHY PARK seven of 38 attempts. “It is tough to get back into competitive play with ments after that.” FLAT HAT STAFF WRITER Contrasting this was ODUʼs 16-33 or 48.5 percent such a layoff,” Barton said. “You do not have the same Pemberton, knows that the team can rebound and success in field goals for the first half of the game. For confidence with shots.” move on from this tournament. The Tribe lost to the Old Dominion University Lady the game, Lady Monarch forward Tiffany Green con- Barton shot rounds of 75, 78 and 83, leaving him at “[University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill] bas- Monarchs this past Sunday. The 50-68 game was the tributed nine points, and Shantel Wilson contributed 10. 23 over par (236), in a tie for 63rd. Rust was also a fac- ketball lost their first game of the season this year and 10th-straight loss for womenʼs basketball, as its record The efforts of Davis, Green and Wilson made for 52.9 tor for sophomore Matt Brantingham, but he was more theyʼre number two in the nation, so anything can hap- fell to 4-20 for the year (2-13 CAA). From the floor percent of all points for ODU. worried about the mental game over the physical aspect. pen,” Pemberton said. the Lady Monarchs kept the At halftime, the Lady Monarchs had a command- Look ahead Tribe shooting at only 24.2 ing 38-20 lead over the Tribe, which they maintained OMEN S and number of career highs was tal- that Padilla tallied a 9.7 or better on percent and shot 44.4 per- through the second half. W&Mʼs shooting improved, W ’ ented freshman Stevie Waldman, the event. Junior Kate Magee scored What: cent from the floor them- eight for 24, still fewer than ODUʼs 12 for 30. The Lady FROM PAGE 14 who scored a personal best in the a career best on vault with a 9.625, Drexel selves. W&M sophomore Monarchsʼ consistency contributed to their lead of more all-around, posting 38.650. Waldman in addition to her new personal high University guard Kyle DeHaven led all than 20 points a few times in the game. The Tribeʼs poor an event thatʼs given the Tribe a lot has consistently demonstrated that of 9.650 on floor, and Waldman also Date: scorers with 18 points. Also shooting, and the Lady Monarchsʼ strong performance of trouble this season. The womenʼs she is a force to be reckoned with grabbed a personal best on vault, Feb. 27 contributing many points sealed ODUʼs victory at 68-50. team has had to endure since the beginning posting a 9.550. Where: to the Tribe were freshmen W&M found some solace in connecting on 15 of 21 the absence of senior of the season. But The Tribe reached yet another sea- Philadelphia, Pa. Look ahead forward Jalen Boone and free throw attempts for the game, compared to ODUʼs Emma Cross on the Waldman doesnʼt get son high, this time on bars, thanks to Time: 1 p.m. guard Devin James with 10 11 for 15. The Tribe also recorded 14 steals, three better event. Cross, who has What: all the credit for the junior Brittany Gibbs. Gibbs demon- and 11 points, respectively. than the Lady Monarchs. been one of the Tribeʼs George Tribeʼs success on strated her significant athletic prowess Additionally, James had four Despite these sunny spots in the game, and match- top contributors on Washington Friday. Not to be out- by posting a 9.825. Waldman went steals and seven rebounds. ing ODUʼs 30 points in the second half, W&Mʼs efforts floor and beam, has University done by her classmate, 9.750, and Padilla scored a career high Missed shots plagued W&M this game. Senior for- were not enough to put winning points on the board. been battling an ankle Date: fellow freshman and of 9.775. The Tribe finished on beam, ward Lindsey Brizendine and junior guard Lizzie Schiel, Perhaps some of the disappointment this season can injury sustained at the Today former ECAC Rookie with Waldman scoring a team high considered the stronger scorers for the Tribe, shot 1-23 be attributed to the long injury list. Four players are start of the season. Where: of the Week Trisha 9.600. Long followed with a 9.575, combined for the game. sitting out, including sophomore guard Kyra Kaylor. However, she has been Washington, D.C. Long scored a 37.525 while sophomore Jess Randall and “We got the shots. We just didnʼt make them,” Head With smaller numbers, though, freshmen like James and making strong progress Time: in the all-around. junior Kristin Gaidish put up 9.550 Coach Debbie Taylor said. Boone get significant playing time. in her recovery as evi- 7 p.m. Sophomore Christina and 9.500, respectively. Rounding Indeed, DeHaven went 5-14, Boone 3-7 and James The season, which Taylor describes as full of “freak denced by her exhibi- Padilla led the Tribe on out the beam squad was Cross, who 5-13. The entire team shot 15-62 field goal attempts. In injuries and freak illnesses” concluded yesterday against tion on floor, posting 9.450. vault, posting a 9.700. This weekend fought through her ankle injury to just the first half, the Tribe shot 18.4 percent, making the Virginia Commonwealth University Rams. Leading the team in total points marked the fifth time in six meets add a 9.350 to the team total. February 25, 2005 Sue Henshon wows us Page 7 with writing, Oxford and Ph.D. program. [email protected] VARIETY See THAT GIRL, page 9. Cultural night focuses on pop Kimball hosts ‘Macbeth’ production

BY TEGAN NEUSTATTER THE FLAT HAT

Monday, The Red Bull Players will perform Shakespeareʼs “Macbeth” outside its classical context. The extensive cast of characters is divided between two actors, and the entire play is only 80 minutes long. According to The Red Bull Players, it is “the Scottish play like you have never seen it before — a nightmarish mix of physical theatre, expressionist farce and Shakespeareʼs haunting language that is at least as funny as it is harrowing.” The Collegeʼs English department is presenting this unique version of “Macbeth.” Professor Jeremy Lopez created The Red Bull Players with some friends in graduate school at Cornell University in Ithaca, N.Y. After Lopez came to the College in 2002, the group became what he calls a “long-distance theatri- cal collective,” dedicated to creating small-cast productions of Renaissance drama. “Macbeth” is the groupʼs first Shakespearean production, and JASON MCKIM ✦ THE FLAT HAT even though this play has been condensed, the main characters and Members of the Japanese Cultural Association rehearse for there upcomming show “Super Saturday,” which will feature games shows and prizes. elements of the play remain. The two actors — Professor Lopez and his friend and co-founder of The Red Bull Players, Matthew BY GRETCHEN HANNES of Japanese culture that people are less familiar ing DDR, the other team member will attempt to Crowe — have divided the roles of 10 characters between them. THE FLAT HAT with.” shoot discs into the basket. “Only having two actors makes things more complicated,” “Super Saturday” features four different The third game combines trivia and sushi. Elizabeth Bowman, sophomore member of the design and direc- Looking to have a “wild and wacky” time Japanese-style game shows. Since participants Teams will answer trivia questions, and for every torial crew, said. “It makes the audience work a little harder to this weekend? According to Jason McFadden, will be picked from the audience, Chen said that correct answer they will receive an ingredient that keep up with what is in front of them. It also burdens the actors to a sophomore member of the Japanese Cultural they are looking for “brave contestants who are will be used to transform a teammate into “human develop more distinct characters.” Association, thatʼs what youʼre in for if you come willing to laugh at themselves.” The first game is sushi” (no real sushi — just cloth). The first team To help make this distinction, some elements of kabuki theater to the JCA-sponsored “Super Saturday.” The “Telephone Charades,” in which two teams will to complete a “human sushi” will win. and silent movies are incorporated into the play, forcing the actors event, which will be held at Lodge 1 from 9 p.m. play a game of “Telephone,” but instead of whis- The last game is a relay race called the “Pan- to exaggerate their actions in order to help the audience recognize to 1 a.m., features four hours of Japanese game pering a message down the line of people, the Fuku-Tamago Race,” which translates to bread- individual characters. shows, free food, prizes and Japanese commer- message will be acted out. There will be partitions clothing-egg race. The first team member will Some of the playʼs characters are presented in an even more cials acted out by members of the JCA. between each member of the team so that only have to eat a donut hanging from a string, rush unusual fashion: three masks symbolize the three witches who The inspiration for “Super Saturday” came one person at will be able to see the charade at a to put on a costume and then run to get an egg. prophesize Macbethʼs rise and fall. from real Japanese game shows and commercials. time, which they must then interpret and act out When they get to the finish line, they will crack “The play is very representational. There is hardly any realism JCA president, senior Mimi Chen, said that they for the next person in line. The first team to suc- the egg on the forehead of the next teammate in involved,” Margaret Collins, another member of the Red Bull tend to be “entertaining, outrageous and off-the- cessfully pass the charade down the line of people line (who will be wearing a shower cap). If the Players, said. wall.” and get the correct message will win. egg is raw, the next teammate has to go through The sets and costumes also reflect the minimalist attitude of the The hosts and contestants often wear elabo- The second game show is called “DDR the entire relay again. If the egg is hard-boiled, production. The show will progress quickly, and it will need the rate costumes and perform hilarious and bizarre Shootout.” For the non-videogame nerds out the team has won. The first team to finish the sets to progress with it, so the troupe will use very few props and stunts. The members of the JCA are going to there, DDR stands for Dance Dance Revolution, race and crack a hard-boiled egg on a teammateʼs costumes. However, the make-up, lighting and music will empha- transform Lodge 1 into a Japanese downtown and a game that involves standing on a mat depicting forehead wins. size one of the central themes of this play: insanity. ask for volunteers from the audience to partici- four arrows. The screen instructs you to step on The prizes for the winners will include a rice “An important element in this production is the craziness of it pate in the game shows they have created. Chen a certain arrow at a specific point in the music, cooker, a “Lost in Translation” DVD, a “Battle all, and I think the technical aspects reflect that as well. The set is said that while people are familiar with traditional and if you do so succesfully, you receive points. Royale” DVD, a Ninja force set including a stark, the lighting is cold and the music is startling and creepy,” aspects of Japan, such as samurais, geishas and “DDR Shootout” will be played in teams of two. sword and Ninja stars, a Japanese pop CD and See MACBETH ✦ page 8 tea ceremonies, “the pop culture is really rich” One team member will wear a small basket on his See CULTURE ✦ page 8 and she hopes the event will “showcase an aspect or her shoulder. While that team member is play- 7th Grade show brings ‘insanity’ to Ewell

BY JENNIFER CAFFREY more Bob Marlow, sophomore Matt Newman and insanity would have to be related to Asian food THE FLAT HAT sophomore Danny Wysong. a lot more.” The show, directed by Edwards and Healy, No matter the reasoning behind the title, the Sitting at home with nothing to do on Friday will contain all-new material that the group has sketches contained within it range from “Fake night? Come see 7th Gradeʼs “Temporal Insanity” been writing and editing since around the start of Fake Moon Landing” to “Harriet Tubman,” show. According to 7th Grade member junior the semester. “Fashion Aliens” and the super-secret “Taft Sean Faeth, “the show will be a spectacle for Sketch.” Faeth adds that the show “features multi- the ages.” media, lots of snazzy lighting, music and possibly 7th Grade is a sketch comedy group that has “The show is loosely based on even The Rockettes.” been around since the Fall of 1997. “Temporal Insanity” should be enjoyable and “We are all about fun and funny and keeping the theme of history, so it there- educational, according to its members. the two in the best ratio,” sophomore member fore fulfills GERs 4 and 5.” “The show is loosely based on the theme of Chris Edwards said. — SEAN FAETH, history, so it therefore fulfills GERs 4 and 5,”

The group is similar, according to Faeth, to JUNIOR 7TH GRADE MEMBER Faeth said. a Soviet work camp, “except that we perform ✦ According to Edwards, audiences “can expect sketches and we donʼt sing as frequently.” to find their seats quickly and quietly. And also There are 13 active members, including six “Most of the jokes will be quoted around the laughter, awkward pauses, prizes, music, fashion, newcomers: freshman Alex Beaton, freshman water cooler the next day,” Edwards said. love and a holiday.” Andy Beers, sophomore James Chase, sophomore Where does the name of the show come from? “7th Grade will be taking you on a magical Hayley Loblein, junior Eric Marth and sopho- According to Healy, itʼs because “William and and mysterious journey,” Healy said. more Heather Mingo, who all “bring a new, non- Maryʼs 7th grade sketch comedy group has gone The show will be tonight at 8 p.m. in Ewell fetid style to the group,” sophomore Kyle Healy, temporarily insane.” Hall. Entry is $1 to see the show. director of the show, said. Edwards, however, thinks itʼs “probably “If you have never been to a 7th grade show,” LAUREN BRYANT ✦ THE FLAT HAT Veteran members of the group include Healy, because there is time travel, and time-related said Edwards, “this is the one to go to. Wear Members of 7th Grade, a sketch comedy group on campus, rehearse for Faeth, Edwards, junior Eric Van Orman, sopho- sketches. And time is temporal. And tempura-l clothes that can get dirty.” their new show “Temporal Insanity” tonight in Ewell Hall. Career Services smashes dreams of careers in sanitation

Itʼs rapidly approaching March and itʼs The biggest problem Career Services has with that last piece of crust that some jerk pursuance of engineering sanitation makes time for graduating seniors to begin looking is the need to compete for funding in a tight threw back instead of finishing. them real American heroes, though I donʼt at their options for next year. Luckily, we budget. The insane, motherly nagging about They take this flotsam, this discarded think sketchy adult magazines have had the have our friends at Career Services dedicated finding a good job is necessary to get more foulness of human society and smash it in same successes with garbage men as with CONFUSION to helping, for instance with gentle reminders students to be scared enough to attend events. their big, badass truck. And herein surely police officers and firefighters. But surely the CORNER on the tables in the UC that “Graduation is Equally important to their budget is the need lies the true passion of the garbage man: the former are every bit as rugged and manly as approaching. Will you have a job? Not if you to place those who work with them into the truck. A garbage truck is unlike any other the rugged, manly heroes of old that never donʼt talk to us, you maggot.” highest paying, most prestigious job they can vehicle that could be driven; it surpasses existed much outside of World War II propa- Iʼm told Career Services is a huge help and in doing this they miss out on the single in coolness everything but maybe an M1 ganda posters. by many of my frazzled, stressed out friends greatest job in the world: trash man. Abrams tank. It is big and bulky and intimi- And with the truck, nobody can mess with trying desperately to squeeze in one more Sanitation engineers, euphemistically, dating. When one reaches a four way stop, a trash man. If you do, your mailbox is toast. activity for their resume. I canʼt bring myself have possibly the only legal job where people no matter who was there first you always let Hell, the wronged sanitizer of society wonʼt to sign up for any of their programs or list- actually pay them to take things. And sanita- the garbage truck go first because the gar- even notice that he just flattened your cutesy servs, however, mainly because I donʼt want tion engineer sounds so heroic, so egalitar- bage truck could make a meal of your pansy cardinal shaped mailbox. And if youʼre extra them to know I exist. I donʼt want to go to ian, as if theyʼre willing to, with their noble Honda Civic; I donʼt care how many racing annoying, he can always smash something Sherman a dinner to learn to cut my food in the right brains, engineer the sanitation of the world stripes you put on it. with the masher. I have no doubt garbage col- Patrick manner to make CEO and I donʼt want to do around us: to clear out the foul for the con- The truck also grants respect. Every little lectors spend half their early-morning shift one of their mock interviews (I have always struction of a perfect, beautiful world. They kid wants to hang on to the handles on the just watching different things get smashed in thought a mocking interview would be fun, will pave the road to a brighter tomorrow by back for the same reason every grown man the back. They probably cruise through the but alas, my suggestions the last four years selflessly rescuing us mere mortals from the does: you could seriously hurt yourself doing See SANITATION ✦ page 9 have always been ignored). pangs of ugly waste and empty pizza boxes it. That sort of death-defying feat in the Variety UN 8 F VARIETY ✦ FEBRUARY 25, 2005

Variety Saturday Sunday Monday Calendar ✦ Satisfy your Colin Firth craving tonight ✦ Pianist Thomas Otten, who has performed at the ✦ You remember him as Mr. Belding on the ʻ90s by watching the fabulous sequel to the first Kennedy Center, Carnegie Hall and the Lincoln hit show “Saved By the Bell.” Dennis Haskins, Bridget Jones movie. “Bridget Jones: The Edge of Center, comes to the College as part of the Ewell the school principal you always wished you had, Feb. 26 to March 4 Reason” shows tonight in the UC Commonwealth Concert Series. His program will feature works by comes to Phi Beta Kappa Hall tonight from 8 to 10 Auditorium at 7 and 9:30 p.m. Tickets are $2 and Scarlatti, Beethoven and Prokofiev. The free show p.m. Bring your friends and relive your childhood, — compiled by natalie ronollo may be purchased at the door. begins at 3 p.m. in Ewell Recital Hall. especially because tickets are only $2 at the door. Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday ✦ “House of Flying Daggers,” called a fusion of art and ✦ The Lively Arts Series presents “Jazz Dance” with ✦ Donʼt miss the Orchestra Winter Concert, ✦ Hit the outlets today after class for great sales entertainment for its “exhilarating, spectacular scenes Danny Buraczeski, a classic jazz stylist who draws on which premieres tonight at PBK Hall. Featuring on everything you need to kick off your spring [that] combine with breathtaking motion,” shows at the his extensive background in ballet, modern and jazz the Hindmith-Symphonic Metamorphosis and break in style. Whether youʼll be hanging out Kimball tonight at 7 and 9:15 p.m. Set in the political to create pieces “full of gorgeous subtlety, wit and Vaughan Williams-Jobʼs “A Masque for Dancing,” with friends on the beach, partying until 4 a.m. upheaval of Tang Dynasty China, the film has been cool imagination.” See his work tonight at 8 p.m. at the concert begins at 8 p.m. Tickets are $5 for in Cancun, or just spending quality time at home nominated for an Oscar in Cinematography. PBK Hall. Call 221-3276 for ticket information. students. For more information, call 221-1089. with the fam, enjoy a very well-deserved break.

To have an event printed in the Variety Calendar, send mail to [email protected] or call x3281 before 5 p.m. Tuesday. Horoscopes Taurus: April 20 - May 20 Scorpio: Oct. 23 - Nov. 21 Frantic study sessions with crates of Studying and going to class has quickly Red Bull for sustenance? Not this week. gotten old. But do not fear, spring break Expect stress-free Swemming; youʼve is near (forgive the totally awful rhyme). got it all under control. Just one more week...

Gemini: May 21 - June 21 Sagittarius: Nov. 22 - Dec. 21 Take a break from your studies this Youʼre right to be pissed, but being pas- week for an outdoor stroll that will sive-aggressive about it only seems like prove immeasurably beneficial for your the easy way out. If you donʼt talk about social life. it, things will get worse.

Cancer: June 22 - July 22 Capricorn: Dec. 22 - Jan. 19 Right now, it seems like your semester Mid-term time is always your favorite, couldnʼt possibly suck more. But hang in right? For even greater success, try a new there because everything will start look- lucky tradition — like socks or a pen. Just ing up once you get back from break. no rabbitsʼ feet. Thatʼs gross.

Leo: July 23 - Aug. 22 Aquarius: Jan. 20 - Feb. 18 Beware of unexpected food offerings. Infused with a spirit of romance from No, you cynic, theyʼre not poisoned. And the mysterious “te amo sin saber como” By Mika G. Shannon they wonʼt effect the bathing suit bod. Itʼs written on Washington Hall, an amorous Knowing Jack more bizarre than that — think Garden stranger will come your way this week.

Virgo: Aug. 23 - Sept. 22 Pisces: Feb. 19 - March 20 How did you manage to get yourself in Youʼve managed so far to avoid the sun- such a mess, Virgo? Yeah, it seems pretty dry illnesses circulating campus, but with- bad now. OK, really bad. But give it some out enough sleep and decent food, even time and everything will be resolved. the mystical star forces canʼt protect you.

Libra: Sept. 23 - Oct. 22 Aries: March 21 - April 19 While walking back to your dorm after a Super-super stressed is the only way to particularly miserable day, you will stum- describe you this week as the midterms ble upon a serendipitous surprise that will and papers pile up. But donʼt worry too lift your spirits and restore your energy. much — youʼll do wonderfully. compiled by natalie ronollo

a Kill Bill-style commercial in which Uma Thurman CULTURE endorses Gatsby hair wax, a popular Japanese hair prod- uct. The third commercial advertises a special deodorant FROM PAGE 7 that ninjas wear in order to sneak around without being detected due to their smell. more. The losers will also get booby prizes such as Even students who know nothing about Japanese cul- Hello Kitty stationery, Pocky, Ramen noodles and other ture are encouraged to check out “Super Saturday. I think Japanese trinkets. There will also be free snacks avail- we really captured the spirit of Japanese game shows able, including Japanese candy and chips, rice cracker and Japanese commercials,” Dennis, a sophomore JCA and more Pocky. member, said. “So if it doesnʼt peak [studentsʼ] interest The other major attraction of “Super Saturday” is a little bit in Japan, I would be surprised.” The night will the commercials, which were written by members of definitely be unique, high-energy and entertaining. the JCA and will advertise various Japanese products. “Iʼll be making a total dork out of myself,” McFadden The advertisement for Pocky will feature JCA members said. “So hopefully people will be brave enough to do By Nate Loehrke singing and wearing giant Pocky costumes. Another is the same thing and just have a good time.” Hulabaloo

LAUREN PUTNOCKY ✦ THE FLAT HAT The Red Bull Players rehearse for their upcoming production of ʻMacbethʼ Monday night at Kimball.

ʻMacbethʼ they are familiar with, and they may even MACBETH be surprised by the insane undertones this produc- FROM PAGE 7 tion brings out. Similarly, people who are new to “Macbeth” or even to Shakespeare will get a very Lauren Terril, sophomore member of the design and interesting introduction,” Terril said. directorial crew, said. This unique production of “Macbeth” will be For Shakespeare fans and theatergoers of all performed Monday at 7:30 p.m. at The Kimball kinds, this shortened version of Macbeth presents a Theater. Tickets are $12 for general admission great opportunity to see Shakespeareʼs classic play and $5 for students. They can be purchased at the in a new light. Kimball Theatre Box office on Duke of Gloucester “Shakespeare buffs will definitely recognize the Street or by calling 1-800-HISTORY. VARIETY ✦ FEBRUARY 25, 2005 9 Threesomes: worth trying

Everyone talks about it, everyone probably fan- tasizes about it, and yet it seems that hardly anyone That Girl: really does it. The threesome holds a position near the top of the all time hottest sex acts list. Itʼs the stuff that movies, porn and Sue Henshon BEHIND really, really good “Never CLOSED Have I Ever” stories are based on. In real life, however, the BY KATHRYN HIGGINS Studying at the University of Chicago was a fan- DOORS threesome is an ambitious FLAT HAT STAFF WRITER tastic experience, because I lived in International undertaking. House and met people from all over the world. To begin with, for the Well our interview this week is a little differ- But I like living in Williamsburg, too. Where amateur, a threesome can be ent. She is not an undergrad, but a Ph.D. candidate else in the world can you fall out of bed and find difficult to coordinate. Sex in Gifted Education and set to graduate this May. yourself giving directions to tourists, even when can be complicated enough Some of our staffers have admired Sue Henshon you are ten minutes late to class? I enjoy walking with just two people, with from afar for a long time now, so we pulled some through Colonial Williamsburg and seeing the all sorts of critical decisions strings and made an exception. Weʼre glad we sites, so it is a perfect place to pursue a Ph.D. about where to put arms and did because she studied at Oxford, is manager of When did you start writing fiction? legs and tongues, not to men- the Menʼs Soccer and Tennis teams, is active in I started writing fiction at a very early age, Kate tion the most crucial parts of eral, more attractive than girls. On the other side SA and to top it all off, sheʼs a published author. when I was four years old. I wrote my first pub- Prengaman the anatomy. Adding an extra of the coin, women who wanted a threesome with Awesome. lished book when I was in high school at Loomis set of everything just canʼt be a guy and a girl cited several reasons: a dislike for What are your plans for after graduation? Chaffee, and just got it published as I am finishing coordinated instantly. You have to plan. Luckily for anal sex, less work to do at one time and finding I would love to teach creative writing or litera- my Ph.D. training at William & Mary. Teachers you, the Behind Closed Doors research team has girls attractive. Some women were up for both ver- ture at the college level. I hope to find a position have been incredibly supportive of my efforts, done its job to find the best strategies for you, in sions of the threesome. where I can continue to write and maybe teach a beginning in first grade and continuing to the case you find yourself in the middle of a hot three- The main reason there are so few threesomes is “Survival” course on how to write and get pub- present. Here at the college, I enjoyed studying some without any positional diagrams. that they are hard to fit into your regularly sched- lished despite the odds. It would be wonderful to writing with Nancy Schoenberger, Eva Burch and As always, these are only meant to be general uled sex life. If you are dating someone exclusively, pass on some of the knowledge and insights I have Henry Hart. Dr. John Moore was also very sup- guidelines, variations are welcome and encouraged. although the idea might occur to you to invite a learned the hard way. portive of my writing when I took “Literature for Earn that extra credit. Traditionally, threesomes third person to join your love-making to spice As a graduation present from my family, I am Adolescents,” and I would recommend this course generally follow one of two separate formats based things up a bit, this is rarely a good idea. It might hoping to attend the annual meeting of Berkshire to anyone. I am hoping to work on a biography in on the sexual breakdown of the participants. In sound hot, but it is likely to create more jealousy, Hathaway in Omaha, Nebraska, and hear Mr. a series edited by Dr. Joanne Braxton, a notable the two guys, one girl threesome, both males are hostility and awkwardness within the relationship Warren Buffet discuss his investment strategy, scholar here on campus. in sexual contact with the female, but they rarely than itʼs worth. which is founded on patience and discipline. Iʼve What was the most memorable thing about touch each other. Vaginal sex, anal sex and oral sex If, on the other hand, youʼre single, you have found that these attributes — patience and disci- studying in Oxford? are all possibilities to be mixed and matched. In to find not just one, but two people interested in pline — are required in any successful endeavor. Oxford is a beautiful place to study, and there is contrast, a two girls, one guy threesome is always having sex with you (and each other) on the same I will also continue writing my first book series. a definite sense of touching history when you step based on the two femalesʼ sexual interaction with night. Unless you are ridiculously attractive, the I am completing the fourth book in the series, with outside your room. I was lucky enough to have an each other (an assumed male turn-on), and interact- odds are not usually in your favor. an expected publication date sometime in 2006. apartment on Iffley Road, where Roger Bannister ing with the male. Iʼm not suggesting that we give up the three- What made you decide to go back to school broke the four minute mile. Since I am a runner, Why do we never see the two guys touching some just because itʼs not the easiest thing to do. and pursue a Ph.D. in Gifted Education? I enjoyed jogging around the track where history each other for their own or the girlʼs pleasure? Is In fact, that probably plays a large role in its sexi- My advisor, Dr. Joyce VanTassel-Baska, is one was made. I also liked visiting the original setting it because the guys wouldnʼt, or because the girl ness, the thrill of doing something exotic that not of the finest, most qualified and caring people of “Alice in Wonderland,” which is one of my doesnʼt ask? Those of us whoʼve seen “Y Tu Mama many people have done. Plus, if having sex with I have ever met, and I am eternally grateful for favorite books. Tambien” know that itʼs really hot, but apparently one person is good, having sex with two is twice her help during the Ph.D. process. She is eminent Tell me your deepest, darkest secret? most people still need to watch the movie. Iʼm as good, right? Debatable, obviously. However, itʼs in the field of gifted education, and it is a true Unfortunately I do not have that many skel- assuming the lack of guy on guy action present in liberating to move away from societyʼs expectation privilege to take classes with her. I applied to the etons in my closet. That is too bad, because a few a threesome is directly correlated with the fact that of monogamy. Having two lovers both interested in doctoral program based on all the good things I dark secrets make you significantly more market- almost all straight guys will hypothetically agree your pleasure and you in theirs, takes sex to another had heard about Dr. VanTassel-Baska and William able to the mass media, which would help book to a threesome with two girls, but rarely with a girl level. Itʼs best when you lose track whose body is & Mary. Every day I wake up and realize how sales. and another guy. whose, and go with the flow of the moment. There lucky I am to be here, pursuing a Ph.D. at one of Finish this sentence: A lady never reveals Women, on the other hand, have more mixed are more orgasms to share, more hands, more lips the finest colleges in the world. her…. reactions. Some would prefer to be with two guys, and so many more possibilities. What do you miss most about Chicago? Age and weight. while some would prefer to be with a girl and a Kate Prengaman is the Flat Hat sex columnist. Chicago is a great place to live. There is always Ninjas, Pirates or Zombies? guy. Their reasoning varies. Those who opted for Her ideal threesome is to have two guys, one in the plenty to see and do, and people are very friendly. Pirates. two male partners wanted to be the center of atten- kitchen making her dinner and the other giving her tion, and pointed out that they found guys, in gen- a back massage.

giant truck and smashing things? So I suggest that SANITATION Career Services takes a step back and begin think- FROM PAGE 7 ing seriously about the well being of our graduat- ing students. Stop paying so much attention to the neighborhood desperate for the occasional armchair paper-pushing jobs and place us in work that really on the curb, looking for abandoned bicycles or fulfills our life dreams of smashing things. I, for unguarded motorcycles to smash. one, would volunteer for that mock interview. And they get paid to do this. Tons. How could Sherman Patrick is the Confusion Corner colum- any college senior turn down a paying job driving a nist. He wants to smash your trash.

See your name in print each week. Subject others Hear Ye!!! This marks the first week of The Flat Hatʼs newest addition, a continuous two-week to your sense of humor. Enjoy having thousands of long humor contest. Enter, and you could be the proud owner of a highly sentimen- students stare at the hottness that is your headshot. tal, one-of-a-kind piece of crap. n the golden twilight of a monumental career, it is neces- sary to immortalize those mortals who dared to stride the Apply to be the new sacred ground of gods and goddesses of antiquity. Now our own president, Timothy J. Sullivan, prepares to leave us for Ithose hallowed halls. And we, his humble adorers, must do our Confusion Corner columnist. best to preserve a token of his greatness. And so our first contest asks you to create an epic memorial for our beloved Timmy that will stand the test of time. E-mail [email protected] Your Options:

1. A great work of verse in the form of the time-honored limerick that pays homage to some aspect of this ubermensch. Example: There once was a president named Timothy J. Who at special events always had something to say He’d had one or two If the rumors were true But he still frightened the bad times away.

2. A creation of a colloquial term based on “Sullivan” to perpetuate his name within English language. Example: To Sullivate: to wait with eagerness for the words of an administrator

3. An appropriate and lasting item that can be dedicated to him with a very short explanation of its purpose. Example: “Timothy Sullivan School of Barbery to continue the fine tradition of hair excellence at The College of William and Mary”

Prizes will be awarded to the winner of each type of creative expression, and the winner of all categories will receive a grand prize. Runners up in each category will see their names listed in print.

Entries will be judged by the subjective opinions of the contest organizers of what is funny and original and possibly based on the quality of the offered bribes. Contestants are encouraged to submit multiple entries to [email protected] by no later than Tuesday, March 1. (If you need 2005, donʼt bother entering.) Yes, itʼs similar to the Style Invita- tional. Get over it. 10 VARIETY ✦ FEBRUARY 25, 2005

What are the William & Maryʼs we used to have “Doughnuts with help the College? strengths and weaknesses? the Dean” on a weekly basis. I am working with the city of William & Maryʼs strength is Food always helps bring students New Orleans to improve jobs to help Lester A. Lefton its size, sense of intimacy and the to the table for conversation and with literacy training for elemen- character and quality of its stu- facilitates a greater sense of com- tary and middle-school students and dents and faculty. It suffers from munity. especially to create new charter high being … under-funded and yet What purpose does the Provostʼs schools. Tulane University has a has achieved enormous success, Student Advisory Council serve at long tradition of working with our which is a tribute to its staff and Tulane University and would you community — especially with the Provost faculty. consider implementing something poor and disadvantaged — and our Will you continue the various like it at the College? service learning students, our school Tulane University traditions here at the College? The Provostʼs Student Advisory training programs and our student- COURTESY PHOTO ✦ TULANE UNIVERSITY What do you think you can do Council at Tulane serves as an advi- oriented outreach groups are key ini- to put your own spin on them? sory body to me, a sounding board tiatives that I support, encourage and BY DAN SCHUMACHER fessional programs. the College faces? I value, cherish and will vouch- for new ideas and a way to stay con- help guide. I have been successful FLAT HAT EDITOR What in your mind is the most The College has extraordinary safe the traditions of William & nected with the students. internally with students, faculty and unique thing about William & financial challenges if it is to con- Mary, and I hope to work with I would certainly be interested in staff and externally with the commu- Why do you want to be president Mary? tinue to serve students as it has students and alumni to reinforce a similar council being implemented nity and political leaders. Enhancing of the College? William & Mary is unique in for over 300 years. those traditions and perhaps cre- during my presidency in an advi- community and state bridges is an William & Mary is an extraordi- its public mission and yet private The College continues to need ate some new and meaningful sory capacity to me. I met with my essential for William & Mary; this nary institution with a rich intellec- sensibility; it is special in its size, to grow its excellent faculty in an ones which will add to the sense council last night and gathered new means establishing partnerships that tual and social history. I would be quality, character and respect for era of decreasing support from the of community and place. ideas about our residential housing are mutually advantageous, espe- honored to be a part of and to help tradition. Commonwealth while continuing We call President Sullivan program over enchiladas and Cokes. cially when they help facilitate local the institution continue to chart a As president, I will maintain to provide access to students from “Timmy J.” What could we call Nothing creates academic success and state economic development. course of excellence into the next a laser-like vision on integrity, a whole range of socio-economic you? for students more than one-on-one Here at The Flat Hat we have a col- century. Excellence derives in part intellectual curiosity and student- and cultural traditions. I bring I think nicknames are best given engagement with faculty. Students umn “That Guy/That Girl” where from respecting traditions of deep focused and faculty-engaging ini- an inventive, problem-solving to people by others. I have been should be a part of the process, students are routinely asked the engagement between faculty and tiatives. approach to challenges, meeting known as “Scooter” because I drive consulted about matters that affect following question. I now pose it to students. You understand that the them with a range of realistic a Vespa around campus. But “Lester them directly and indirectly. This you: ninjas, pirates or zombies? The College needs to continue Presidentʼs house is situated on — and nuanced — student-ori- A” may work. consultation means keeping students Pirates — I intend to gather to respond to scientific, social, and campus. How will you deal with ented solutions. Will you continue the tradition in the loop so they may be partners money and all sorts of other chests cultural tests; it needs to continue studentsʼ propensity to show up What do you think the College of office hours and luncheons? with William & Mary, supporters of of gold from alumni and other to confront difficult intellectual at all hours of the night? will have changed in the next I have long had a similar tradi- its objectives, and ultimately loyal unsuspecting good souls on the high questions; and it should be a leader The President lives in a fishbowl five years? tion of lunches and dinners both alumni. seas and on dry land to help support in the community and in higher of public exposure; I would hope to It will have an endowment as Dean and Provost and so, not How have you worked to improve student scholarships among other education. get students to join me at the gym twice the size of what it is now. only would I continue office and ʻtown and gownʼ relations between things. You may not know, but in It must also continue to build early in the morning and perhaps The no. 1 challenge is that it is lunch hours, but I would probably Tulane University and the city of New Orleans we have a tradition of and strengthen its world-renowned they will sleep more at night. undercapitalized … relative to its expand them. When I was Dean New Orleans, and do you think gathering doubloons wherever they undergraduate, graduate and pro- What is the greatest challenge quality and its aspirations. at George Washington University that your experiences there could can be found.

solved in one fell swoop. It begins ing things, a [different personality] figures of national and interna- with recognizing that both have to and that would eventually come to tional reputation in the campus Gene R. Nichol prosper together; they canʼt just bear, but I like the idea of tradi- is a marvelous turn, a good way pack up and move away, so coop- tions that are already in place, and of drawing attention to the strong eration is essential, and I think you I would want to deepen them if I work of the College. [Continuing do that by reaching out as often could. And, like I said, weʼd need to attract] faculty of national and and effectively as possible to those a bigger Santa Claus suit. international distinction as a way Dean, Professor charged with leadership in the city, Are you prepared to deal with of trumpeting their work is a way recognizing that itʼs going to be an the tensions of living on cam- of trumpeting the reputation of the University of North Carolina ongoing project. pus? College. The president ought to You know in the last 20 years Well, living on campus is a take the work of the institution and Law School Iʼve lived in three places, Boulder, mixed blessing. I have three daugh- distribute it to the broader world COURTESY PHOTO ✦ UNC SCHOOL OF LAW [Colo.], Williamsburg and Chapel ters and a dog, so home would be at large and help them understand BY DAN SCHUMACHER role, I donʼt think it has a counter- ther diversify its faculty and student Hill, [N.C.], and itʼs no secret that less remote than it has been in the it and see its power. I also think FLAT HAT EDITOR part. body and prepare its graduates to those places arenʼt equal in their past ... Living on campus repre- the president ought to take the What are the Collegeʼs strengths be citizens of the world and open friendliness toward students. Itʼs sents a powerful way of commit- needs of the broader community to Why do you want to be president and weaknesses as you see them? its doors to every student in the important for the College to con- ting yourself to the community the campus. Their conduit role is of the College? Its strongest feature is the remark- commonwealth. The last challenge tinue developing working relation- ,and itʼs a really cool house. I think important in their leadership of the Simply put, I think that the able liberal arts program, which can is that the College has attracted a ships with the City of Williamsburg I would look forward to embracing institution. College of William & Mary is a remain committed to academic rigor powerful faculty [who are] commit- to help assure a more appealing those tensions. The College is known for its national treasure. Itʼs a national trea- and classroom excellence and con- ted to excellence; it competes with quality of life for students at the We call President Sullivan musical groups. How do you feel sure because of its history, of course, structive actual interchange between the strongest faculties in the country College. “Timmy J.” What could we call about a cappella? and its attainments. What I mean by faculty and students, doing that in a in research but does so without the Do you plan on continue the vari- you? I love a cappella, so if they can that is that William & Mary is one public setting in a public univer- support and infrastructure of those ous traditions here at the College Itʼs been “Dean Gene” in my bring Sweet Honey in the Rock [to of the strong public universities in sity system with the highest pos- other universities, and that needs to like the Yule Log Ceremony, and case for many years, but I donʼt campus] that would be even better. the United States, but uniquely for sible academic standards. William be improved. how do you think you can put think that would work [at the We have a few down at Chapel Hill a public, it carries out its mission & Mary is remarkable in that front What is the biggest problem fac- your own spin on them? College]. I think I would leave that of which I am a fan, and I know as an outstanding place of academic and that is a prize to be nurtured and ing the College today? How will Yes, I think those are great. It up to students, trusting their judg- that theyʼre even more pronounced rigor, helping students unlock their developed and carried forward into you work to improve it? occurred to me that I could not ment and hoping that itʼs print- and probably more accomplished academic potential. the coming decades. It begins with resources. It isnʼt wear the same size Santa Claus suit able. at William & Mary. My principle tenet as a univer- It also has real challenges; it just about greater levels of sup- that Tim does: I look a little more How do you propose to increase Here at The Flat Hat we have a sity leader is that it is vital in a is an under-funded public univer- port for the College, though that is like Santa. I think those are marvel- William & Maryʼs visibility on column called “That Guy/That democracy that public universities sity that cannot reasonably expect essential. ous traditions that lend to the sense the national stage? Girl” where students are rou- compete at the highest level. If we expanded measures of state support, How will you work to over- of community, and I would be Well, one thing that is consis- tinely asked the following ques- lose that we lose something central so that is going to require improve- come the problems that arise happy to be a part of them. Now, tent with an earlier answer is that tion. I now pose it to you: ninjas, to ourselves ... [They are] important ment in private giving, research between the school and the city of I think that every president would a lot of good work has been done pirates or zombies? to the future. If we donʼt have public funding and the creation of ancil- Williamsburg? make his own mark on those tradi- on that front in the last decade. I would say pirates. Iʼm a big universities at the highest level we lary partnerships to help the College Part of it is realizing that [the tions, but I think they are a positive I think that there has to be more fan of Johnny Depp and Keith lose much of what a democracy is. make progress in faculty and staff problems] are of long standing and contribution to William & Mary. where that came from, but the Richards, so Iʼm on the piratesʼ William & Mary has a very unique salaries. The College needs to fur- in some ways not subject to being I have my own way of approach- engagement and involvement of side.

How will you work to over- been a continued increase in the I have had an open door policy. come the problems that arise demand for places in the law Students donʼt need an appoint- W. Taylor between the school and the City school and undergraduate classes. ment to see me; as long as Iʼm not of Williamsburg? We are becoming more attractive talking to someone they can walk I think itʼs very important to applicants and have had to right in. That would probably Reveley III that the university and the City become more selective. We have not be feasible in the presidentʼs stay in close, constant touch with grown in stature and attractive- office, but I would certainly put one another to identify mutual ness. ways in place for me to be very Dean, Professor frustrations. See if we can make Will you continue the various accessible. William & Mary Law School progress in small steps, and if traditions here at the College? We call President Sullivan ALLIE VEINOTE ✦ THE FLAT HAT we canʼt always solve problems, Will you dress up as Santa for “Timmy J.” What could we call then at least talk about them, but the Yule Log Ceremony and you? BY DAN SCHUMACHER tal projects [and] go for a quick What are the Collegeʼs strengths there is always friction in town/ give the toast at the King and My understanding is that at FLAT HAT EDITOR dramatic increase in annual giv- and weaknesses? gown relationships, and there are Queen Ball? the law school it is either “The ing because those funds can be The greatest strength is this: always opportunities for mutually Yeah, I already have a Santa Reve” or something like “The Why do you want to be president immediately put in the operating after centuries of honing and supportive, mutually engaging suit, and I am a firm believer in Big Smooth.” Iʼm sure the fertile of the College? budget. Tuition needs to go up, shaping, itʼs come to be a small relationships. traditions. Iʼve introduced some undergraduate imagination would Itʼs a magnificent institu- not dramatically, but in a sustained research university [with] a mar- On the whole I think the rela- at the Law School; itʼs a way to come up with something even tion with an enormous amount fashion, not in a herky-jerky fash- velous undergraduate program tionship between William & Mary bring people together and bring better. of potential. William & Mary has ion as it has in the past. rooted in the arts and sciences and the community is good. I am color and excitement to the drill. I How do you propose to increase long since won my heart and mind. Weʼve got to be very opportu- at its core, surrounded by and a firm believer of getting together would be very interested in main- William & Maryʼs visibility on I believe I know what needs to be nistic in finding money wherever enhanced by a few extraordinary and talking and listening. If you taining and enhancing traditions. the national and international done to take the university to the we can, as long as it is legal and graduate programs and profes- canʼt solve everything, you can Are you prepared to deal with stage? next level and think I have the seemly. sional schools and the end result, at least solve some things on an the tensions of living on campus The best way of increase vis- capacity to do it, so Iʼd like to try. For example, if there are in my judgment, is really quite ongoing basis. in the presidentʼs house? ibility is becoming better known What is the greatest challenge things we can license and sell striking in terms of scale and How do you think the College I think itʼll be fun; my father as a research university. I think the College faces as you see it, with William & Maryʼs logo on excellence; it is very unusual. has changed since your arrival was the president of Hampden- that [Jamestownʼs 400th anni- and how would you propose to it, we should do it. I think there That is the greatest strength along in 1998? What will it be like in Sydney College for 14 years. The versary] celebration of 1607 in solve it? are a good many such opportuni- with the caliber of the staff, fac- the next few decades? presidentʼs house there is situated 2007 will give William & Mary The greatest challenge is its ties in the institution that Anna ulty and students the College I think that in the next few between a freshman dorm and a a chance to remind the world that need for an adequate and stable Martin runs for special academic attracts. decades it is going to be come one dining hall. That particular house the Collegeʼs roots run deep in funding base. You simply canʼt sur- programs that might generate some There is also significant of the preeminent institutions of is more in the midst of cam- colonial history, and I think that vive in todayʼs competitive world extra revenue. strength in the beauty of the cam- higher education anywhere. The pus than the presidentʼs house at has some real visibility possibili- if your funding is more skimpy and Bottom line is that we have to pus and in the extraordinary depth main change Iʼve seen in the last William & Mary. I know all about ties. chaotic than the competitionsʼ. be very entrepreneurial about it. of William & Maryʼs roots in six-and-a-half years is the realiza- living on campus in the presi- Here at The Flat Hat we have What the College needs to do to Itʼs not an either/or anything; itʼs American history. In short there tion that our financial relationship dentʼs house already and like it. a column called “That Guy/ get there is move simultaneously an attack on all fronts. Weʼve got is a powerful constellation of and the regulatory relationship I think it is a significant plus for That Girl” where students are on all fronts to make that happen. to keep going after grants too; the strength, and the only serious with the state needs to change, the president to live on campus. routinely asked the following We need to get taxpayer support, university has been very success- weakness in my opinion is the significant steps being needed to Will you continue the tradition question. I now pose it to you: raise the endowment by getting ful in gaining grants in the last few infirm financial position on which make those changes. of office hours and luncheons? ninjas, pirates or zombies? new gifts, raise money for capi- years. we are trying to build. Other than that there has Yes, actually at the law school I think Iʼll go for the zombies.