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PRETTY LITTLE LIARS: PRETTY LITTLE SECRETS PDF, EPUB, EBOOK Sara Shepard | 464 pages | 01 Mar 2012 | HarperCollins Publishers Inc | 9780062125910 | English | New York, NY, United States Pretty Dirty Secrets - Wikipedia She and Vince are already deeply in love. But she counters with the photographs of Kate kissing a paedophile in a Christmas outfit, which is apparently roughly equivalent in shame value. Then she signs Dinah up to the water-selling cult and lumps her with the cost of crates, presumably using the bank account details she stole from Dinah in a deleted scene. Then Lucas suddenly turns up, having come home from holiday early because Brooke the man-stealer has managed to give herself 3rd-degree-burns from sunbathing and was thus unable to seduce him. There are 2 problems with this: 1. Even if the information were good, how does A possess it? Is she reading the book along with me? Illogicality swept aside, we move on to:. Yes, seriously. Simultaneously, Paedophile Santa has been fired for being a Paedophile, which seems fair. No mention of the police being informed of him preying on young girls, however. The only solution is for Emily to go undercover as Santa and find out the truth! Serves them right for They are obviously trouble. Blue Hair also turns out of course to have known Ali, because see above. As we can all predict, Emily gradually infiltrates the elves but finds herself bonding with them. Nothing happens for the majority of the story except everyone talks about Ali. There is much talk about over-commercialisation and the true meaning of the season, which seems massively hypocritical of Shepard and has no place in the PLL series. Eventually the Elves are caught at one of their pranks, but Emily saves the day by blackmailing the officer in charge of the case, the aforementioned suspiciously wealthy cop. It turns out that he has been moonlighting as a stripper, which everyone takes for granted is both a source of much shame to him and a secret from his wife. Then everyone lives happily ever after and their friendship is never mentioned again. Her omniscience remains unexplained. Poor baby. Sound fair enough. Aria and Hallbjorn bond over their shared love of the environment and sustainable lifestyles honestly. He also keeps dodging into alleyways whenever a police car drives past, but Aria is too busy fancying him to worry about that. Eventually he gets bored of waiting for her to ask, and explains that he is wanted by the Icelandic police for having led a protest against the destruction of a puffin sanctuary. Even Aria thinks this sounds a bit weird, but Hallbjorn points out that Iceland is crazy and foreign and not even America, and thus a place where anything could happen. Luckily Aria has the perfect solution: if she marries Hallbjorn he can stay in America forever! Such generosity! He has no problem however with an underage girl forging a marriage license, and so the wedding goes ahead in traditional tacky casino style. In grand romantic tradition, Hallbjorn suggests they spend their wedding night trespassing and breaking and entering in other to free 2 wild panthers into Atlantic City, but luckily Aria is able to momentarily halt the plan by pointing out how incredibly stupid and insanely irresponsible it is. She heads back to the hotel to have one of the irrelevant Ali dreams usually experienced by Hanna, in order to try and pretend this book has any actual link with the main PLL series. This gives Hallbjorn all the time he needs to free the panthers after all, thus creating dangerous mayhem. He also takes the opportunity to abandon his new wife without a word, which seems a bad plan since he needs the marriage for legal reasons. Which is convenient. After all the pointless, illegal shenanigans life goes on as normal and everyone lives happily ever after. Except for Hallbjorn. And the panthers. And anyone the panthers attacked. How depressing. Interlude 3 A reminds us that she hates Aria. And also, Spencer. Which subtly leads us to:. Instead of immediately assessing Colin as a cheat and an arse, Spencer decides she has somehow mishandled the situation and goes home to wallow in self-doubt. However a pep talk from newly friendly Melissa, who even Spencer thinks is behaving suspiciously, encourages her to try and seduce him away from his girlfriend via a lot of flouncing about and parading the fact that she has tits, all as advised in Cosmo. Why she should be so desperate to lure Colin, an arrogant womaniser, away from his girlfriend, or why I should care if she does, are not explained. We do in passing hear a little about the Panther Situation. Nobody seems that bothered though. It was probably a fat woman in high- street clothes, so… We also hear about Mrs. It turns out that Melissa is actually tricking Spencer No way! So two awful people go on a date, and I am somehow supposed to feel sorry for Spencer? The man you have known about 2 days, but still… The obvious next move is to pimp yourself out to a yr-old in return for a pretend jellyfish to throw on your sister. But agreeing to do a bungee jump when Melissa refuses despite Colin staring her down like a psychopath for having the temerity to disobey him does the trick. However after less than an hour of telling Colin how gorgeous he is Spencer finds that her charming misogynist is 33 and has a wife and child. It succeeds without poisoning him, which is nice. Then they agree that maybe they could try and kill each other less often. The end. Interlude 4 A continues to waffle on about things she has no business knowing about, and assures us repeatedly how super-evil she is. Biggest Overreaction to a Canine Christmas Novelty. So basically the usual brands, boy-smells and bitching. Everybods acts stupidly and nobody learns. Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. Want to Read saving…. Want to Read Currently Reading Read. Other editions. Enlarge cover. Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Open Preview See a Problem? Details if other :. Thanks for telling us about the problem. Return to Book Page. Rewind to junior year in Rosewood, Pennsylvania, to a winter break no one has ever heard about. Fat snowflakes fall onto manicured lawns, quilted stockings hang over marble fireplaces, and everyone is at peace, especially Hanna, Emily, Aria, and Spencer. Rule number one of being an effective stalker: Get to know your prey. So I watch these liars day and night, keeping an eye on the trouble they get into, the messes they make, and the secrets they keep. What happens on holiday break stays on holiday break - right? But guess what. I saw. Get A Copy. Hardcover , First Edition , pages. More Details Original Title. Pretty Little Liars 4. Rosewood, Pennsylvania United States. Other Editions Friend Reviews. To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. To ask other readers questions about Pretty Little Secrets , please sign up. Since this one 4. Chule You can read it either before or after Ruthless. As long as you have read Unbelievable 4 you can read it at any time, no matter where you're in the …more You can read it either before or after Ruthless. As long as you have read Unbelievable 4 you can read it at any time, no matter where you're in the story. See all 7 questions about Pretty Little Secrets…. Lists with This Book. Community Reviews. Showing Average rating 3. Rating details. More filters. Sort order. Feb 26, Ahmad Sharabiani rated it really liked it Shelves: young-adult , mystery , 21th-century. The novel is divided into a series of four short stories, with each one focusing on the exploits of a specific girl. Spencer: Spencer and her family go to Nana Hastings mansion in Florida, and Spencer falls in love with a tennis player named Colin at the country club. Melissa seems to be helping Spencer win Colin's heart, but Colin ends up taking an interest in Melissa. During the trip, Spencer and her mother also run into Mrs. DiLaurentis several times, and Spencer is confused by her mother's strange behavior around Mrs DiLaurentis. Spencer also decides to fight for Colin. After Colin dumps Melissa to go out with her, Spencer and Melissa discover that Colin's actually 33 years old and also has a wife and child. Spencer and Melissa decide to team up to get revenge on Colin by putting crushed Viagra in his Aminospa vitamin water right before his important tennis game. In the end, they all have a fun vacation, but Spencer worries that someone has been following her. Melissa and Spencer seem to briefly make up in this, hence the sisters' wary friendship in Wicked. Emily: Emily is asked to go undercover as Santa Claus at the new mall, in order to catch 4 girls who work as elves there, who are suspected of vandalizing Christmas decorations around town, including Emily's mom's baby Jesus ceramic figure. The 4 girls, who call themselves the "Merry Elves", take a liking to Emily, and it's revealed that one of the girls, Cassie, was close with Alison. Emily accompanies the girls on their biggest prank yet, but Emily's mom uses her phone to track her, and the Merry Elves get caught. Eventually, the elves forgive Emily after she bails them out of jail.