Nov. 1, 1984 University of Mlssourl·St. Lo. Issue 496 Many denounce merger at hearing private universities. Aery said Sharon Kubatzky editor-in-chief this statement in the original report had been misunderstood. St. Louis Mayor Vincent C. The only person testifying in Schoemehl Jr. spoke against the favor of the merger was State proposed merger of UMSL and Rep. Jim Murphy, who said the Harris-Stowe State College at a report was "like a breath of hearing last Thursday, saying he fresh air." didn't think the plan would be "Harris-Stowe should be approved "even if it was a good merged with UMSL so that the idea." students it serves can be offered Schoemehl and, several other more than one major," Murphy university administrators, said. "The school as established legislators, students and citizens is a monument to political pres­ testified at the hearing, held by sure and misguided racial the academic affairs committee consideration. " of the Coordinating Board for Henry Givens Jr., president of Higher Education. Shaila R. Harris-Stowe, said the report did Aery, CBHE commissioner, not . sufficiently recognize the made the merger recommenda­ significance of Harris-Stowe's tion in a report last month. In contribution to education. addition, the report addressed Givens said the board should all of the public educational reject the merger plan and institutions in . inst.ead push for a secondary Presidents of the four-year education program to be added to institutions testified before the fiarris-Stowe's curriculum. board at the hearing, responding Currently the only degree to individual recommendations offered at the college is in made for each school. elementary education. Aery started the hearing by Schoemehl said the board saying that the UMSL/Harris­ should be lookjng for ways to Stowe recommendation did not increase resources for higher include closing existing education. "We're faced with a Sharon Kubatzky graduate and professional pro­ series of difficult choices about MA~ING A STAT~M~NT: Student Association President Greg Barnes climbed from a symbolic grams, but that new programs how to prioritize resources in the coffin at the Coordinating Board for Higher Education hearing Thursday. Barnes and the Student should be reviewed with the Association organized a protest with the theme of "UMSL at 20: We're too young to die!" in re­ possibility of contracting with See "CBHE," page 6 sponse to the CBHE's merger proposal for UMSL and Harris-Stowe State College_ Sagan fights 'Star Wars' system is into place?" Troupe calls fo, Jim Tuxbury assistant news editor Scientist Jeremy Stone also addressed the partisan crowd. Tuesday, the UMSL student He brought the issue down to a Grobman's ,emoval body was treated to a special ses­ Missourian viewpoint by interim president ofthe univer­ sion with Carl Sagan, a promi­ saying,"As people from the Sharon Kubatzky nant astronomer from Cornell Show-Me State, no one will be editor-in-chief sity, said that they are taking University. He is the author of able to show you if it really steps to make minority student the best selling book "Cosmos." works." COLUMBIA, Mo. - A state . and faculty recruitment, reten­ An overflowing crowd attend­ Kurt Gottfried, professor of representative and students tion and promotion more ed the event, held in the J .C. Pen­ phYSics at Cornell, was the third from UMSL called for the effective. ney Auditorium. guest. He spoke about several "removal of Chancellor Arnold Grobman said he was seeking Sagan, along with two other misconceptions which frequent­ B. Grobman at Friday's UM applications and nominations prominant scientists, spoke out ly occur when referring to the Board of Curators meeting for a black counselor, and was against President Reagan's "Star "Star Wars" technology. He here. studying the question of a com­ Wars" proposal. The proposal, stated that a major misconcep­ Rep. Quincy Troupe, D-St. bination of orientation and which was outlined by the presi­ tion is "that the system can Louis, addressed the academ1c advising programs for blacks. dent on March 23, 1983, consists actually work." affairs committee of the board, He added that "sensitivity saying that if UMSL is 'to move sessions" for faculty members of anti-ballistic orbital devices Carl Sagan "Complexity is what we 're which would be able to shoot talking about," Gottfried said. forward , "You should remove had been scheduled as well. down approaching nuclear mis­ factor. According to Sagan, the "The system isn't even remotely the chancellor." Troupe said George reported that he had Grobman's racial attitude was siles. This would, in effect, cost would be $1 trillion, or "one related to anything that asked Students and the director create a shield over the thousand billion dollars," he actually exists." "the epitome of ignorance. of admissions for ideas on "Any urban university can't country. said. ~ Stone compared the idea to a minority student recruitment, Although the nuclear Another problem which Sagan group of doctors creating a pill meet its mandate to the com­ and was seekjng new warheads would be detonated in addressed is the fact that this which would protect mankind munity as long as you have a approaches to recruitment and space, causing little or no harm · technology would violate pre­ from all diseases. "With man in chancellor like this one," retention and promotion of to the Earth's surface, Sagan said viously signed treaties with charge," he-explained, "a perfect Troupe said. minority faculty. that deployment of the "Star Eastern bloc countries. Sagan defense is not a realistic thing." Priscilla Dowden, member of Curator Marian Oldham said Wars" technology would cause stated that the technology would The Mondale-Ferraro cam­ the Associated Black she had heard complaints from four major problems. "unravel alliances which depend paign for the presitlency opposes Collegians, also addressed the UMSL students about the The first problem Sagan cited on the U.S. being vunerable." the "Star Wars" technology, and curators, citing a lack of black atmosphere at the school. in opposition to the "Star Wars" The final problem brought out calls for a weapons freeze professional staff members "Students have told me that technology is the fact that it by Sagan is the ability to deter­ instead. Because of its stand on and the "insensitivity" of when they walk into a won't work. "You cannot have a mine whether the Soviets would this issue the Mondale-Ferraro faculty members. classroom, the expression of perfect 'Star Wars' system," sieze the opportunity to launch a campaign sponsored the visit by Curator David W. Lewis, . the professor is that because Sagan stated. " If only a fraction strike on the United States these scientists. board chairman, said the chan­ [they are] black [they are] ill­ of the weapons were let through, before the technology is com­ Sagan said that the only way to cellor's removal was "not being prepared," Oldham said. "It's the U.S. would be wiped out." pleted. He questioned, "Is it bet­ get a weapons freeze instead of considered. " that psychology we're trying The second problem Sagan ' ter in the long run for the Soviets "Star Wars" technology is to Grobman and Melvin George, to correct." found with this system is the cost to launch an attack before the "defeat Reagan at the polls." r----in this issue-----'------

Change for better? Representing Successful 'Man' First time • editorials ...... page 4 The Board of Curators re­ Student Kaye Steinmetz has The University Players pre­ , For the first time in its four­ around UMSL...... page 7 vised its policy on University more responsibilities than sented "A Man for All Sea­ year history, the Riv'er­ classifieds ...... page 7 of Missouri funds in South just studying - she's,a state sons" last weekend. Steve women soccer team did not features ...... page 8 Africa, but some students representative from Floris­ Givens offers a review of score a bid to the NCAA crossword ...... page 9 aren't pleased_ sant in her "free time." the production. playoffs. sports ...... page 11 page 3 page 8 page 8 page 11 page 2 CURRENT Nov. 1, 1984 umslu date----. Pierce leaves UMSL' Barbara Pierce has joined Casey Communications- , Inc. as·. senior account supervisor. Pierce had been director of the Office of Public Information here since 1982. Pierce resigned from the director's position last month for per­ sonal reasons. Prior to serving in that capacity, she directed pro­ mo.tion and marketing for UMSL's Continuing Education program and ear lier served as acting general manager for KWMU Radio: Before joining UMSL, she was public relations director for the Saint Louis Symphony Orchestra. . Judi Linville will serve as interim director for OPI until a direc­ tor is named. SNEA to show films The Student National Education Association will show the Heart of Te.aching film series. _ Cedric R. Anderson "Eye for Change" will be shown today (Thursday). "Last Hour of AWARDED: Members ofthe Forensics and Debate Club show off theirtrophies. Members are Kirk Class" will be shown Monday, Nov. 5 and Friday, Nov. 9. The films McAnany, Brian Adams and Bryan Ford. are 15 to 20 minutes in length and will be shown at 11 :.30 a.m. and 12 :15 p.m. on the scheduled days in the North Room of the Educa­ tion building on the South campus. 'Debate t~am wins two straight The UMSL Debate team took In addition, Ford won honors Patricia Ditto of UMSL also first place in a tournament for as top speaker at the tournament. finished in the finals of poetry Skills samnar set the second straight week. It was the second straight week. interpretation. Presentation Skills tor Managers will be presented in a one-day After taking first place in he has taken top honors. A<,lams The forensic team next sees action this coming weekend, seminar on Thursday, Nov. 8, 8:30 a.m . to 4:30 p.m. at UMSL. senior debate at the Virginia is a freshman from Wentzville, Craig Tournament at and Ford a junior from St. Nov . 3 through 5, at the "Kidney" Designed for managers, this seminarwill discuss the best way to Springfield, Mo. Oct. 20 and 21 , Louis. Invitational Tournament at the convey ideas and make an impact. Topics include using power to the team of Bryan Ford and Brian Eighteen schools attended the University of Kansas at Law­ appear authoritative, not intimidating; increasing impact by Adams placed first at the Mis­ event this weekend. Adams and rence, Kan. Afterward they will targeting and pacing major points; attracting and maintaining souri Mule Tournament at Cen­ Ford compiled a 5-1 record, rais­ travel to Peoria, Ill. for the L.E. audience attention; and projecting confidence through voice and tral Missouri State University ing their season's record to 12- Norton Tournament at Bradley body. in Warrensburg. 1. University. Janet Sanders, executive assistant to the chancellor at UMSL, will lead the seminar. Sanders has a Ph.D. in speech communica­ tion and human relations. She has led many seminars on presenta­ tion skills with St. Louis business leaders. Fee for the seminar is $135. Enrollment is limited. Call Continu­ ing Education-Extension at 553- 5961 for more information.

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Shelton said the Sullivan Prin­ investment policy of investing the amount and regularity of ciples were not working in South • university retirement ami return, accoriiing to UM Africa. The principles require endowment fund's in stock of officials. signatories to take such steps as No funds already invested will understood the report and had money from divestiture." desegregating work facilities, companies dOing business in misrepresented the views of the "I'm disappointed," Shelton South Africa at its meeting here be divested at this time, accord­ giving equal pay for equal work, ing to the new policy. students. said. "They're only saying they'll and increasing the number of Friday. take . it into consideration. Shelton said that accordmg to " If Jay Felton had this misin­ ,non-whites in supervisory and But according to Hilary They're not saying they won't" an official UM report, the terpretation of the report, he management pOSitions . .Shelton Shelton, member of the probably wasn't the only one," invest in corporations which are Associated Black Collegians, university has about .$80 million said that the principles had Shelton said: not Signatories to the Sullivan "done nothing to change what's although the revision is a "step in invested in South Africa. Principles. The new student curator, Jay Barnes said divestiture going on. the right direction," it won't "wouldn't harm" the university. "Investment brokers on Wall really change anything. Felton, spoke in favor of the ' Street are advis' g clients to "We will continue to fight," curators' revision of the policy, " It hasn't hurt others who've Shelton and Greg Barnes, only make short-term Shelton said. "We'll submit a saying that divestiture was divested. They've yet to show us president of the Student _Associa­ one ex'ample of anyone who lost ' investments in those com- counter-proposal very soon." tion, made the original proposal perhaps an ".improper weap.on" at last month's board meeting. for fighting apartheid. Their proposal called for the ''I'm against apartheid, as I divestiture of all the university's think we all are," Felton said funds in companies dOing busi­ after the meeting. "But if they IWhat is it?' contest planned - ness with South Africa, in protest divested and the new stocks of the apartheid form of govern­ didn't do well, the curators could The UMSL Department of in the exhibit cases at Woods exhibit case on the main level of ment being practiced there. be held liable. Since we can't Exhibits and Collections is spon­ Hall, J .C. Penney Building, the Thomas Jefferson Library. • The policy change passed by divest, I favor [the curators' soring a "What is it?" Contest for Lucas Hall, Stadler Hall, and the The deadline for entries is noon, the curators says that university proposal). " registered UMSL students, Nov. Summit. Students can pick up Wednesday, Nov. 2l. investment managers should Felton referred to 'a report 5 through 2l. Contestants must entry bl~nks at each of those Exhibits and Collections will refrain, if possible, from buying filed by Robert L. Ross, general identify the 10 "mystery" objects locations. announce the winners in the Cur­ future stock in companies doing counsel for the UM system, or puzzles at various exhibit case The completed entry forms rent on Thursday, Nov. 27 . For business in South Africa if they which sai(i that the board could locations on campus. must be submitted to the "What more information, call 553- are not signatories to the Sul­ be held responsible for any stock A variety of vendors have is it?" contest ballot box at the 5820. livan Principles, an inter­ which fails. donated prizes for the top three national standard of human But Barnes and Shelton dis­ entries with the most correct rights for workers. agreed, saying that Felton mis- answers. Tom's Standard Sta­ tion, 7430 Natural Bridge Road , Intensive German course - is donating an oil change, filter HYPNOSIS and lubrication for the first prize offered once again "Get What You Want Out of Life'" winner. The UMSL Bookstore is The modern foreign days each week. All aspects of Clark Burns - .Clinical Hypnotherapist - 838-6868 providing the second prize $20 languages department will co mmunication - speaking, Medical Center of Florissant gift certificate. 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3rd: Two lunch specials - Pantera's, Florissant Rd. Monday-Friday Entry blanks at exhibit cases Sponsored by • Exhibits and Collections 7~30 a.m.-9:30 a.m. pag~ 4 CURRENT Nov . 1, 1984 editol'ials Proposal would add holidays It's at about this time of the semes­ tion. Faculty would have the oppor­ ter each year that we all get a little tunity to grade papers, plan for the cranky. rest of the semester or enjoy some We've just finished midterms and R & R themselves. we 're heading into that oh-so-long The day off should be a Monday or second half of the semester. If you're Friday, creating a three-day inclined to skip classes, this is 'prob­ weekend. One day would be added to ably when you'll be most tempfed. the end of each semester in order to This is the time when, with an eye on make up the time lost. finals, students realize they're get- · There are no breaks between Labor ting behind and 'really only have a few Day andThanksgiviI:lg (a span of aboijt weeks to catch up. 11 weeks) and again none between During the next few weeks, the Christmas break and Spring break, Senate Curriculum and Instruction when we go for about nine weeks. This committee will consider granting a change could help make life a little mids-emester break to students and easier for everyone involved. faculty once each semester. This is a The committee will discuss the pro­ much-needed change and one that posal at its November meeting. should be supported by students and Students who support this idea or who faculty alike. would like additional holidays, such ",""", The idea isn't a new one - it's been as Dr. Martin Luther King's birthday, ~~ '0.... suggested here for many years. The added to the academic calendar, Sen. Woods Chancellor Grobman President Givens ~-> ,< break would come just after mid­ should send a letter to the committee " terms and would offer students a day c/o Dr. David Ganz, School of Busi­ off for studying or welcome relaxa- ness Administration. Slimed letters from readers. Battles against CBHE and apartheid not over Dear Editor: ticipation in the worldwide campaign of Subcommittee of the CBHE.) Or bring campaign for divestiture of existing This is to thank everyone who con­ noncooperation with the practitioners of a your letter to Student Association and investments in South Africa. According to tributed to the success of our "Save brutal "master race" philosophy, it is we'll make copies for the entire CBHE as the university's own figures, the Univer­ UMSL" rally and mock funeral procession more than anyone else has been able to well as ar,ea legislators. (We're in Room sity of MIssouri system has approx­ to the hearing by the Coordinating Board win in nearly a decade of struggle. Those 262 University Center, at the top of the imately $30 million invested in companies for Higher Ecucation. I trust the effort was who have anchored this effort - including stairs, two flights up from the which do business with South Africa and a pleasant surprise to those who thought Hilary Shelton, Priscilla Dowden, Information Desk.) . are not Signatories Of the Sullivan Prin­ ours was a hopelessly apathetic campus Michael Johnson, Cris Lesniak, Kim Fish­ To strike a meaningful blow against ciples. The same principle which drove and every reaction I've received has man, Bridget Boyd, and Sue Denney - apartheid, it is important that we per­ the curators to refuse to make future been favorable. should feel justifiable pride in this suade our curators to join Nobel Peace Less publicized, but equally important, important step. Prize winner Bishop Tutu in his worldwide See "Barnes," page 5 was a moral victory we won the following It is important, ho~wever , that all of us day at the Board of Curators meeting in recognize that both of these fights are far Columbia. After months of organized from over. We've seen what committed , pressure from Student Association, the people can accomplish when they put their Says to back up words Associated Black Collegians, the National time and energy where their mouths are; Organization of Black University and but now is when the real test begins: Dear Editor: I can imagine sleazy individuals in a College Students, and the student whether enough of us are cO,mmitted Walking on campus you may find your­ damp basement, fooling around with a governments of UM-Columbia and UM­ enough to keep pushing for final victory. self confronted by individuals who will not spirit copier, making up statistics that Rolla, the curators adopted a policy which In the CBHE fight, massive numbers of rest until you read their handouts. While I support their views. Beware, these recognizes that human rights should be a student letters are needed to ensure that find this practice annoying sometimes, I fanatics the,! pass off this creative effort component of investment decisions. This we not only stave off the very real threat of value free speech so I tolerate the paper as fact. policy directs that future investments retrenchment in our position, but make pushers. Here's the beef! For every freedom there is a matching should not be made in companies which do positive advances towards becoming the If I must read, "Homosexuals, Are they responsibility. Hurray for free speech, but business in the apartheid system of South comprehensive urban university we were really Gay?" or "Support your Local Jew" hurray for accountability too! If you say it, Africa, unless those companies are meant to be. Letters should be addressed don't I deserve to know who wrote the prove it! Until you do this you're just si'gnatories to the Sullivan Principles. to: Frances C. Chapman, 10 Overbrook material? What primary sources are being another obnoxious gossip obstructing my Although this policy stops far short of Dr., St Louis, Mo 63124 . (Ms. Chapman is cited? What group is sponsoring this way to class. what I feel is morally required for full par- the chairperson of the Academic Affairs material? Andrea Paskin ~CURRENT------~------~

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The Daniel A, Kimack production assistants Rachel Johnson university is not responsible for the sports editor Ted Burke Mike Porterfield Letters may be dropped off at the Current's contents and policies. John Conway Mitch Wieldt Current offices, 1 Blue M~tal Office Cedric R, Anderson Tan ia Newsome Building, or the University cknter Infor­ photography director Scott Schnure . Editorials expressed in the paper reflect mation Desk. They may also be mailed to 'the opinion of the editorial staff. Articles Letters to the Editor, Current, 1 Blue labeled "Commentary" are the opinion Metal Office Building, 8001 Natural of the individual writer: Bridge Road, St. Louis, Mo. 63121 . more letters Nov. 1, 1984 CURRENT page 5 Says 'United we will win!" Praises Beckmann exhibit the economic and political clout of St. Dear Editor: Dear Editor: painter, no doubt about it. In a world where The CBHE proposal to merge UMSL Louis to get UMSL and St. Louis what they This may seem like a pretty trivial side crazy people question the right of private need and deserve. with Harris-Stowe was contrived to help is:o.ue , what with the CBHE hearing and the sexual preference, where universities Let's take Gov . Dalton's dreams of 1963 protect another school (120 miles to the tumult raised recently about gay rights, have to fight for their budgetary lives, and and Chancellor Grobman's aspirations of west) while denying UMSL its birth right but I just went to the Max Beckmann show where Reagan is just that close to being re­ i983 and make them our OW!!. This fight is - to be a comprehensive, public, urban at the Art Museum and I'm here to tell you elected, paintings like this provide the university serving over 20 ,000 students. for our university, our city and our illusion that life is still worth living. future. that it ' ~ pretty darned incredible. The fight isn't over when the CBHE pro­ Now I know what you're saying, yo u Without esthetics, life itself would be United we will win. UMSL students, posal is defeated - it is just beginning. think you don't like German impossibl e. Finally, something has stirred up and faculty and staff: Ate you with me and your I got hip too late. The show is leaving university? Expressionism, right? Well, that's what I united St. Louis civic, business and politi­ thought too, but this is different . Ever Sunday, Nov. 4. I hope that by the time this Contact Greg Barnes or Barb Willis at cal entities. They are united with and for since I can remember going to the Art Current appears, there may still be time UMSL . The CBHE (agents for that school) the Student Association Office to' join for some of the unitiated to make it to the the campaign. Museum, they've had a couple of Beck­ threw down the gauntlet. I say: "Let's pick manns hanging around and they're not museum. Do it. Sell your little brother into Sincerely, it up and KNOCK THEIR TEETH OUT." awfully exciting. I've always felt like say­ slavery and take a taxi, but get there Larry Wines We 'must continue our full scale cam­ ing, "What are you doing here?'" to those before they pack the stuff off to L.A. and Alumnus paign against the CBHE proposal using paintings. I never liked them at all. we never see it again. When this show has But now' I'm converted. I love Beck­ left town, there will be nothing left to do mann. In this show, everything makes but cut the soles off our shoes, live in the Barnes sense. As the stupid old saying goes, "I trees and learn to play the flute. from page 4 to myself; but with the future of this don't know much about art, bu t I know Sincerely, institution at stake, I feel obligated to let it what I like." This man was ~efinitely a Teddy Ficklen investments in such companies holds be known that I think UMSL will be a lot equally true for past and present better off with and Harriett investments, and there is NO EXCUSE not Woods providing the leadership in Jeffer­ As a service to student yoters, the N ational Student Campaign for Voter Registration offers this guide to the positions of the to divest in the face of overwhelming son City than with the alternatives. Roth­ Democ ratic and Republican candidates fo r president, Walter evidence that not one of the 40 universities man has a commitment to higher Mondale and . and colleges (as well as half a dozen states education, the. St Louis area, and UMSL and municipalities) that has divested has specifically far beyond that of his oppo­ Arms Control Civil Rights lost a penny! In fact, many such entities nent and has not waffled in our hour of Mondale Reagan Mondale Reagan have .actually come ahead of where they need. I make these endorsements in spite Nuclear freeze Ves No EQuat Rig hts Amendment Ves No "Star Wars" program No Ves Eq ua l pay lor work of comparable Ves No would have been by up to $5 million! of my support of the Republican ticket at MX missile No Ves worth Bl bomber No Yes Constitu tional amendment to No Ves the national level, so no one should read prohibit abortion Toward this end, all students who do not Increase in defense spending 3-4% 7.5% this action as blind partisanship. Affirmative action Calls for Opposes Quoias want the university financed by the mis­ "verifiable The lesson I hope the UMSL student measurements." ery and suffering of 20 million fellow Voting Rights Act of 19 B 1 Supported SIgned after Initial body is learning from recent events is that Central America opposition Reagan human beings who are treated worse than Mondale Bu si ng to integrate schools Ves No our fate and the fate of what we believe in u.s. Aid to Nicaraguan rebels No Yes dogs in an ostensibly civilized state is directly related to our willingness to get U.S. Aid to EI Salvador Tie to human Yes should reaffirm their commitment to the rights involved in promoting our values. A deci­ "Conladora process" for negotiated Yes Wavering The Environment freedom of their brothers and sisters in settlement Mondale Reagan' sion not to get involved is a decision to U.S. military In Central Americ;a Remove all ioreign Yes in Pollution controls to reduce acid Ves No South Africa by joining us for a free ride to leave one's future to the whims of others. forces Honduras rain the November curators' meeting in Mining 01 Nicarag uan harbors No Yes Increase funding tor hazardous Ves NOposilion On the other hand, getting involved is not waste Superlund Columbia. Further information will be Compensate IOleic ellposure victims Ves No position all that painful and the rewards (in my TalC hazardous waste generators available from Student Association (553- The Economy Ves No position estimation) far exceed those of everyday Mondale Reagan 5104 or 553-5105) and the ABC as the meet­ How to cut federal del icits Talt relorm. cut Sl rong economic life. I ask each of my constituents to take military spending recovery 'or ing date approaches. increases increased Higher Education the time (and MAKE the time) to help us ' revenue. CUi . Mondale Reagan spending Federa l student loans. grants. other Will strengthen Cut in 1981 sir.lpe our destinies and the destinies of aid Finally, let me encourage all students to Balanced Budget Amendmen t No Yes Abolish Department 0 1 Education No vote on Nov. 6. Our future is quite literally those who are depending on us. Jobs 'or youth Ta rgelled training Supports sub· Ves in our own hands this time around, Imploringly, programs minimum wage especially at the state level. Ordinarily, I Gregory L. Barnes Sources: Congressional Quarterly. t 984 Oemocratlc .Nalional Platform. 1984 Republican National Pla tform. The Washington Post. would keep my outside political oninions Student Body President

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• « « « « « « « « « page 6 CURRENT Nov. 1, 1984 Applications sought for PKP fellowship The UMSL chapter of Phi 40 to 50 of these scholarships Kappa Phi National Honor will be awarded nationwide. Society is seeking applications Each PKP chapter may fro'm outstanding senior nominate one student for these students for its Graduate awards. UMSL's 1984 nominee Fellowship. received an award to attend Saint Louis University The $4 ,500 fellowship is for Medical School. first-year graduate or profes­ PKP, the only national sional study. The general selec­ scholastic honor SOCiety which tion criteria are scholastic recognizes academic achievement, test scores, excellence in all disciplines, transcript record, honors and was founded in 1897 and today enrichment Pi Ggrams, promise has 240 chapters in universities of success in graduate or pro­ and co lleges throughout the fessional study, leadership, nation. The fellowship program participation in university and was establjshed in 1932 and community activities, experi­ since then has honored over 700 ence, evaluation by instructors, scholars with awards. and expression of study plan Graduating seniors with and career goal. Outstanding outstanding academic and students from disci plines leadership records should con­ which do not require standar­ tact their department chair­ dized tests are given equal man or PKP chapter secretary consideration. Harold Turner at 553-5904 for Sharon Kubatzky The SOCiety anticipates that information. PROTEST: Many UMSL students attended the Coordinating Board for Higher Education hearing Thursday. The Student Association organized a rally that day. CBHE

from page 1 channel minorities to one cam­ Aery said the merger was pus when the report says not a needed to address "the statewide state," he said. "We cannot single word about minority' concern for financial access to become a truly great city ... enrollment increases at other . higher education."'Other recom­ unless we're committed to takfng institutions," Woods added. mendations included establish­ up the challenge of how to get ment of a public residential funds ." Members of the UMSL Student liberal arts institution at Schoemehl urged the board to Association staged a rally prior Northeast Missouri State "be expansive" in its thinking. to the hearing and conducted a University and the strengthening State Sen. Harriett Woods told funeral procession with a hearse of the agricultural program at the committee its recommen­ and coffin to the hearing at the St. the University of Missouri­ dations were "c omplet~ly topsy­ Louis County Library Headquar­ Columbia. turvy. They ignore all the factors ters. Student Association Presi­ The board will hold public which indicate that St. Louis . dent Greg Barnes climbed from hearings in Springfield and Kan­ needs more educational pro­ the coffin and presented the com­ sas City and will then discuss the Vincent C. Schoemehl Jr. Harriett Woods grams, not less. mittee with petitions signed by report and make recommen­ CBHE should Proposal is "I would think twice before members of the UMSL com­ dations to the Missouri General "be expansive" "completely topsy-turvy" ,suggesting that we deliberately munity protesting the merger. Assembly and the governor.

- Students face increasing fees ------CALIFORNIA SUN (CPS) - The experimental tui­ term to maintain access to CU student this fall. tanning salon tion surcharges and differential university computers. Bradley University in Peoria, charges many students had to Robert Suave, assistant vice Ill., now charges engineering and pay to help their colleges meet president of academic affairs, technology students an extra $3 First Visit $3.50 the budget crises of the last few predicted the charges will per credit hour to pay for new years are assuming the look of a spread around the country equipment and other expenses. permanent campus fixture as because computers ' and High-tech students aren't the appointment 6039 Chippewa more schools tack on extra fees engineering courses are so only ones feeling the added this fall. expensive for colleges to run. squeeze. required (314) 352-7274 Administrators say they need "My hunch is, the way the com­ A number of schools are dis­ to charge more students who take pl1ter field is growing, there'll be covering it costs more to educate certain kinds of majors to sub­ more of these types of charges," upper division students than - ~ ..... --- .. expires 11-30-84 ------sidize high-tech and high-cost he said, though he stressed UM lower divis.ion, and are adjusting, courses. had no immediate plans to add tuition to reflect these I************************~******t Some, however, worry the more surcharges. differences. extra fees may keep poorer The University of Colorado at students from taking courses Boulder, for one, is making : Northland Clinical Laboratory: that could help them get higher­ students in engineering, phar­ paying jobs after graduation. macy and several other * A Medical ~aboratory Offering: * At the University of New undergraduate departments pay :: FULL SERVICE AT REASONABLE RATES :: Hampshire, students majoring in higher tuition than the average four engineering fields and com­ :: Pregnancy Tests. G.C. Smears & Cultures. :: puter science must now pay an * Venereal Tests. etc. Available * extra $175 a year more than * 8 am-5 pm Daily (except Wednesday 8 am-noon) * their classmates. PREGNANT? ' :: 8 am-2 pm Saturday :: "The university needed : 104 Northland Medical Building. Northland Shopping Center :: additional resources for "1/- an uiiilanned pregnancy students in those departments," presents a p ersonal crisis in * Phone: 383-4142 * explained Otis Sproul, dean of yo ur life . .. Let us h elp y.o u! ~ * engineering and physical • Free Prt-gllancy Test science. "The money is returned (Ncwt."S t earlv detection method) ~******************************** to the department that raises it to • Prores~iOl\al Counseling Be AssislaJlCe be used for equipment and • All Services Free & Confidelltial ST. lOUIS: 962- 5300 faculty salaries." '"THE ~tOST BEAUTIfUL. TOUCHI:-.IG 'B_;. Ballwin: 227-2266 ANO EERILY HAUNTING , SI. Charle" 44 7-9300 Engineering and business AUSTRALIAN f ILM SINCE 'B REAKER Hamptoll Village: 962-3653 education majors at the Univer­ MORANT: R,H\' "nJ ~)C('mrlary sity of Michigan pay $100 per BIRTH'RIGHT COUNSELING Carl ~"' hult: has Jt'nc a bnlilant I\lt. m.ln·J " _RO' . KrrJ. NO' ... V, ..... 1' ..... , o\\IZ0iJ' ~ for Hair . ~ "-,,,= ~ , (Quality without High Pr:ices) Ip9

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• The UMSLChessClubwili meetat p.m. in Room 1 01 Stadler Hall. Admis­ • As part of "National Career Counseling Service will have rep­ 1 p.m. in Room 218 SSB. sion is $1 with UMSL student 10 and Guidance Week" the Career Plan­ resentatives located in the University $1.50 for general admission. ning and Placement Office and the Center Lounge from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. • Th~ ...uMSL Biology Club meets every Fr.iday at 1 p.m. in Room 326 • The UMSL Senate Student Stadler Hall. Affairs Committee will meet at 1 :30 Tuesday • The University Program Board pre­ p.m. in Room 75 J.C. Penney Building. 6 sents "Greystoke" at 7:30 and 1 0 • Women's volleyball vs. Saint y Louis University at 7 p.m. in the Mark --....-..----11 3 f-I __s_a_t_u_rd_a_ Twain Building. Admission is free with UMSLstudent 1D,$2foradults,and $1 for children and senior citizens. Call • "The Saturday ' Morning Health 553-512J for information on all Talks" series, being sponsored by. the ·w . athletic events taking place around • ELECTION DAY 1984 UMSL athletic/physical . education UMSL. department, presents a discussion o.n . "Common Foot Problems and Their Treatment" at 10 a.m. in Room 218 Wednesday Mark Twain Building. This week Kurt Kaufman, a technical consultant for 7 the Nike Athletic Shoe Co., will speak • The 1984-85 "Comedy Improv at on this subject. the Summit" series continues at 8 • The Women's Center Lecture • Psi Chi will hold an election of p.m. in the Summit lounge. This week Series continues with "Sexual Abuse officers meeting at 2 p.m. in Room 337 • The University Program Board con­ the University Program Board pre­ and Children" at noon in Room 107 A Stadler Hall. All members are asked tinues this week's film series with sents Robert Nelson, The Butterfly Benton Hall. to attend. "Greystoke". See Friday for Man. Admission is $2 with student 10 information. and $5 for general admission. 4 Sunday ealendar requirements; Material for "around U MSL" should be submitted in writing no later than • For complete coverage of what's • "Creative Aging" airs on KWMU • The UMSL Observatory will hold its 3 p.m. Friday of the week before going on around campus watch every Sunday from 7 to 8 p.m. This last open house of the semester from publication to Steve Brawley, "UMSL Profile" with Steve Brawley week learn about "New Develop­ 7 to 9 p.m., weather permitting. View around UMSL editor, Current, 1 on "American Alive," Mondays at 6 p.m. ments in Optometry" with guests dis­ the moon, planets, and other sky Blue Metal,· Office Building, 8001 cussing the new developments in eye on American Cablevision Channel objects, through the 14-inch t~le­ Natural Bridge Road, St. Louis, Mo. 3A. care for the elderly. Also this week find scope. Special arrangments can be 63121. Phone items cannot be out about the "Preservation of made for groups to visit the obser­ accepted. Material may be edited or Family Papers and Books" and how vatory. Call the U MSL physics depart­ excluded to satisfy space or con­ this material can be preserved for ment at 553-5931 for informa,tion tent requirements. umsl profile future historical research. about the observatory. . ~classifteds

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Q: How did you get into Marjorie Bauer among the first states to do this. columnist public office? Also it mandates counseling on A: Well , I watched the incum­ the first conviction of child abuse . If you've seen a seafoain bent legislator while I was in the for the abuser. It gets tough for colored Buick with the license Chamber of Commerce, and felt repeat abuses - no probation plate "K-CARES" around the he was not dOing a good job. I felt or parole. UMSL campus, and wondered he was vulnerable. So a family Q:. How is this working? who the "K" was, "K"is Kaye discussion resulted in "Go for A: Well, it became effective in Steinmetz, -a Democratic state it!" August 1984 . Counseling pro­ representative from Florissant. Q: How longhaveyou been rep­ grams are being set up No, she's not necessarily giving a resentative for Florissant? everywhere. I also increased the speech, or being active in some A: I have completed eight crime of sexual and physical political committee, although years and am unopposed for my abuse. It's a more "get tough" she might very well be. Stein­ fifth term. approach, always with the metz is an UMSL student, return­ Q: That would seem to indicate attempt to'reunite the child with ing to school after a 25 -year you 've done a good job? its parents, but if there are · hiatus in her education. A: (Laughter) repeated abuses, and convic­ Soft-spoken, unassuming in Q: What would you consider to tions, we'll get tough. Child manner, this 5-foot-4 blue­ be yo ur most outstanding job as abuse has until now been treated jeaned student gives an unmis­ representative? as a social illness, not a crime. takable impression of steely A: Well , I've concentrated my New units are being establisheCl determination and dedication in efforts on issues related to in the city of St. Louis to combat matters closest to her heart - children, youth and family. I this problem. her family, education and pro­ chair the Committee on Q: What committees do you tection of children. Children, Youth and Families. serve on? Steinmetz is a Missourian, liv­ We are the only legislature in the A: I've served on the Education ing her early years in Rolla, United States that has such a " Committee, on the Elementary Cedric R. Anderson where she was already intensely standing committee, though and Secondary Education Com­ KAYE'S BACK: Kaye Steinmetz, state representative, finds interested in political activities there is a senate committee in i mittee and have, since my begin­ I time around her job to attend UMSL. · at the high school Level. Georgia. A conference in Decem­ ning in the legislature. She enrolled in what was then ber 1984 will make an effort to get Education is one of my priorities. all. A: I don't know. My immediate ... Christian Columbia College, and other legislatures interested in I've been a leading Missouri Q: And your goal? goal is to get my bachelor's. I'm her high school sweetheart, Bob, such comrrlittees. advocate on early childhood A: A bachelor's degree in keenly interested in law due to attended UMC. They were Q: What gave you the idea for education on screening and General Studies, partly because I my work with statutes. We have married in the summer before such a committee? parenting education. can receive credits from my time legal staff, but they're not Bob's senior year and four A: It was a natural progreSSion Q: What made you decide to in the legislature. I have my always available. months later, she said with a for me. I had been extremely come back to school Sights set on graduation - in Q: Do you have other laugh, "I became pregnant. So I involved in state and local PTA A: (Laughing) Well, our December 1985 . I will do some aspirations beyond Missouri dropped out of school, although I and certainly involved myself in youngest of four children began · community service work in the . politics? had another semester at UMC, to the activities of my children. And her college life on a Sunday. She winter session, but I can't go to A: I am extremely content with stay home." while I was doing PT A work, I saw left with her two brothers who school because I have to be in the what I am now doing. And that's "Staying home" meant caring .. a documentary film calletl will graduate in December. I legislature four days a week, not to say that at some pOint, I for her children, who eventually "Cypher in the Snow." This film moped around on Sunday, got up January to June. The three hours might tie interested in the totaled four, volunteer work .and depicted the story of a boy who on Monday and came over to of community service work will Senate. I'm now causing changes running a nursery school. Site jU!;it died, faded away, because no UMSL and - enrolled! be to assist in student intern in the work that is most impor­ was active in PTA and state PTA one noticed him. I made up my Q: Why UMSL? work, where student interns tant to me. I now serve on an groups, and she edited the PTA mind, if I ever had the chance, I A: Certainly, it is convenient come to Jefferson City. I hope to Advisory Committee on Children Monthly Magazine. would impact my energies on and affiliated with one of our improve on this intern work for and Youth for the National Con-' From about 1973 to 1976 Stein­ this area. state universities, and it meets all students. It will make the ex­ ference of State Legislators, with metz took the position of execu­ Q: What is your biggest accom­ my financial needs, and it is a perience more responsible for 11 other legislators from around tive director of the Florissant plishment to date? commuter college! There are all students. Then next summer the country, forming policies Chamber of Commerce. As A: My biggest accomplishment ' students in my classes with I'll take three hours and next fall bringing about congressional already indicated, she was inten­ to date is passage of House Bill similar needs - there are other six hours. And then I'll be changes. sely interested in politics at the 1255 in the 1984 legislature. It "old" people! finished! All these classes have I serve on a liaison committee high school level. addresses child abuse and Q: What. classes are you and will help me to be a better for the National Council of Steinmetz then answered a includes serious emotional taking? legislator. Juvenile and Family Court series of questions in her direct, injury as a crime. If we're not the A: I've taken a combination of Q: Are you headed toward a law straightforward manner: first state, Missouri is certainly night and day courses, 12 hours in degree? See "Steinmetz," page 10

Kammergild soloists give ~ Man For All Seasons I a success through a religious experience. Steve Givens Thomas Cromwell, portrayed by theater critic Indeed, the play is all about Kevin Polito, James West and excellent performances religion and faith, and the Paul Eisenhauer, respectively, It's the first production of the obvious difference between the all impressed me, but all for dif­ instrument and maintain such a season. Opening night. There are two. The production calls the ferent reasons. • Nanette Bruce bound to be a few bumbles, a few individual to an examination of music critic pleasant and rich tone. Polito impressed me with what Cohen and Shostakovich both missed cues, right? One cer­ conscience and a setting of I thought was a realistic English The Kammergild, orchestra­ played in Shostakovich's "Con­ tainly would think so, but as I priorities. For More, it w.as the accent. He was believable as a in-residence at UMSL , per­ certo No. 1 for Piano and watched the University Players' weaseling, power-hungry noble­ formed Oct. 21 in the J.C. Orchestra," Op . 35. Shos­ production of Robert Bolt's "A man who would sell his mother • Penney Auditorium. Two takovich has an intimate Man For All Seasons" Thursday for a position of importance. solOists, Lorraine S. Cohen on knowledge of the music. His night, I could not detect any. theater West impressed me with his trumpet and Dmitri Shos­ It is a rare occasion when I am • intensity and his passion. I felt takovich on piano were genuinely moved by a theatrical pity for him as he confronted featured. Shostakovich was • production. I am often delighted review More with the mixed emotions of performing a composition by or intrigued, but rarely moved. I both a friend and a persecutor. his grandfather of the same. musIc was moved when I heard Richard priority of God over king 1,Ind I did not like Paul Eisenhauer name. Both soloists played • Harris' final speech in death over betrayal. the first time on stage. He excellent. review "Camelot," and when I saw Sir The play opened with a seemed dry, lifeless and without Arensky's "Variations on a Lawrence Olivier last year as familiar face. Dave Wassilak, feeling. But as I watched the who delighted me last year in Theme of TchaikovsKY," Op. 35 . King Lear. But Thursday night I character of Cromwell develop, I I was well-contrasted with playing was completely com­ was moved by a slightly lesser Edward Albee's "The Zoo Story," fortable and rendered the realized that Cromwell was dry, Latham's "Suite for Trumpet known actor. Darryl Robinson portrayed "The Common Man, " lifeless and without feeling. • and Strings." 'The Eastern emotional, technical and truly moved me in his role as Sir which was not, however it ensemble characteristics of the From that point on, I truly European chords and intervals Thomas More, hero of "A Man sounds, one simple role, but appreCiated his performance. . in the Arensky, and the piece second nature. For All Seasons." rather numerous roles that Shostokovich's uses of More's family, his wife, Lady American jazz qualities in the · I understand that it has been a lin.ked the story together and Alice More, (Nancy Zander), his Latham piece show how the expression bypassed pseudo­ few years since the University kept it moving right along. ,In expression and cut to the bone. daughter, Lady Margaret (Bar­ cultural heritage of a composer Players have presented any addition to introducing each bara Willis), and Margaret's can influence his He used the dissonances and Shakespearean works here at character as each character rhythms, as written in the piece pesty suitor-turn ed-husband, compositions. UMSL, but I now appeal to them: made his first entrance, William Roper (David Halloran), Cohen was the soloist for by the composer, to create a If Robinson is still around next Wassilak was a servant, a oars­ human bond between the per- , all handed in fine performances "Suite for Trumpet and year, allow him to play the role of man, a juror, an informant, a as the supportive, yet question­ Strings." She played with a con­ formers and the audience. Othello. Throughout Thursday's jailor, an executioner and an on­ Cohen maintained a refined ing, backers of More. trolled tone, sounding fully, production I kept imagining him stage stagehand. His comedic sound while expressing the The set was simple and con­ like a trumpet without the in the role. Robinson's strong performance provided much jocular and slightly ribald ducive to concentration on what · irritating qualities that are stage presence and command of needed comic relief for the nature of the piece. Both per­ was happening on stage. Small stereotypical of poor trump'et Bolt's, words, and John otherwise serious nature of the formers had a great respect for shifts in furnishings and rotating · playing. It was an educational Grassilli's direction combined to play . . rhythm that gave the pi~ce a walls with fam ily crests were all experience to hear' someone produce a character so realistic The conspiraters of the plot that were necessary to let the • use the full resources of the See "Kammergild," page 10 and inspiring that I was left with agaist More, Master Richard the feeling I had just been Rich, the Duke of Norfolk and See "Play," page 9 ~ ~------~-~ Nov. 1, 1984 CURRENT page H

l ACROSS guard 4 EpIC sea tale IOn the Waterfront to air on HBO 1 The urial 5 Skilled 4 Wise persons 6 Proceed CROSS Academy Awards were earned digging lover (Clift). Catherine 9 CraHy 7 Bitler vetch Nick Pacino for Best Art Direction, feels this is her only chance for 12 lamprey 8 Dispatched film critic 13 Worsllip /i3 layers WORD Cinematography, Film Editing romance, and as her struggles . 14 Cravrlf' 10 Falsehood The Classic, "On the Water­ and Screenplay. unfold, tragedy seems 15 Come into 11 Affirmative front" (1954), due on HBO imminent. view 16 Remains at PUULE 17 Traps ease tomorrow, had a profound De Havilland, who · won an 19 Harvests 18 Roman FROM COLLEGE impact on acting in particular Academy Award for this role, 21 Beverage bronze and movies in general. Director film 22 Deposits 20 Posed lor PRESS SERVICE provides a remarkable por­ 24 Flap portrait Elia Kazan made "reality" an art trayal, drawing on fiery 26 Pierce 22 Twirls form, and Marlon Brando gave emotions and a colorful per­ 29 Nuisances 23 Uncanny "method" acting credibility. classics sonna, as she evolves from the 31 HIt lightly 25 " - . 33 Honest - humbug'" children The story is violent. Terry timid to the defiant. .Richardson 41 Begs Devotees of Olivia de 34 Negative 27 More 43 Negative 55 Weaken Malloy. (Brando), a dock worker, and Clift are excellent foils to prefix competent 45 Title 01 56 Hasten is a flunky for corrupt labor boss, Havilland have a feast in store on Catherine's happiness. "The 35 Soak up 28 Animal respect 57 River in 37 Cut 01 meat 30 Cry Mr. Friendly (Lee J . Cobb). KETC (Channel 9) Saturday. At 8 Heiress" received an Oscar 47 Young bOy Scotland p.m. the 1949 Classic' "The 39 Note. 01 scale 32 Cushion 49 Giver 01 gilt 59 Brown kiwi Terry's brother (Rod Steiger) is nomination for Best Picture and 40 P,nch 36 Stroke Heiress," which also stars Mont­ 52 Cincinnati '60 Still an ambitious associate of earned ones for Costume Design 42 ProhIbit 38 ChOral ballplayers 63 Parent: Friendly's. The brother of gomery Clift and Sir Ralph and Music Score. 4 Cupolas compOSitIon 54 Small colloq. Richardson, will be shown. At 46 Trade lor Terry's girlfriend (Eva Marie "Hold Back the Dawn" finds money Saint) has been murdered by 10:30 p.m. Gharles Boyer and our heroine (de Havilland, in the 48 Bushy clump Friendly for not cooperating with Paulette Goddard costar in clutches of another cad; suave 50 Fruit cake "Hold Back the Dawn," a Near 51 Organ 01 his mob. Terry hopes to use his but devious Boyer. Directed by hearing experience as a boxer to extri­ Classic from 1941. Mitchell Leisen, the plot has a S3 Carried cate him and his girl from this "The Heiress," loosely based 55 Tinted Continental refugee (Boyer) 58 Public olflclal social sewer. What happens and on the Henry James novel, marrying Emmy Brown (de "Washington Square," was ·61 Help how , made film history. Havilland), a tourist in Mexico, 62 Railroad "On the Waterfront" won an directed and produced by so he and his mistress (Goddard) station 64 Man's Oscar for Best Picture. Kazan William Wyler. The conflict is can immigrate to the U.S. based on a dispute between plain, nickname received one for Best Director, Joseph Francis Keaton, nick­ 65 Footlike part shy Catherine (de Havilland) and Brando for Best Actor and Saint, named "Buster" by the famed 66 Scorches 67 Consume in her film debut, won for Best her embittered father Harry Houdini, was a pioneer (Richardson), over her gold- Supporting Actress. Additional actor, director, producer and DOWN screenwriter from 1917 to his 1 BIshopriC death in 1966. One of his master­ 2 Dress border pieces, "The General," a silent 3 Puts on one's from 1927, can be seen Sunday at Webster University. Keaton received a special ' Academy Award in 1966, "for his f 1t1a3 Unn.., Futur. Syndlcat•. Inc. unique talents which brought immortal comedies to the screen." This is one of them. Also Play featuring one of Keaton's com­ edy shorts, live piano accom­ from page 8 was extraordinary. It isn't often I 27t1iAnnuaC paniment by Webster's Robert can remember a certain scene Pre-Law AdVisory Conference Sallier and introduced by Diane audience know the scene was just because of the lighting, but it Carson. Showtime is 7:30 p.m. being changed. I was happy that will be a long time before I'll Tfw.rsday/ Nwemher 8/ 1984 Short Subjects: Saturday the scene changes didn't go forget More, stooped over the beyond that. Too much commo­ 7:00 PM (R.epstration 6 :30 PM) Cinemax airs a near Classic from block with an ax poised above his 1936, "Come and Get It." Direct­ tion on stage andJoo much time head. Hats off to Steve Kouqelis, Morrissey HaC[ ed by Howard Hawks and between scenes can adversely 3700 Lirufe[[ B[va. affect even a well-written lighting technician and Scott William Wyler, it stars Edward Sharer, technical director. Arnold, Joel McCrea, Frances script. -Agenda- Farmer and Walter Brennan. Technically, I thought the play The University Players' next • Admissions Process production will be Ira Levin's • Financial Aid for Low Students suspense-thriller, "Deathtrap," • Job Market for Low Graduates scheduled to run Nov. 30 through • Spedal Admission for WE CAN'T GET Dec. 2. Minorities & Disadvantaged • ute In Low School Note: The University Players • Featuring. ENOUGH OF Somple Low School Closs realize that students pay student conducted by Professor Vincent Immel activities fees, therefore should YOUR BODY not have to pay to attend an event You artcordia[[y invitt4 to be thL~ of thLSchoof of Law. supported by student activities Rqi'tsftmmts will be servt4 Joifowi"9 thL Program. fees. So, beginning w.!th fa.culty and Uni_sity rtprtscntatiYCS and stud'mts will "Deathtrap," students will be be avaifabfL to an.sw

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The 17-piece ment toned down, for partway two-hour Faculty Chamber Con­ orchestra was "composed of A special Saturday night edi­ man" will be Pat Simpson, a through the series, all six blend­ cert last Sunday afternoon in the alumni, faculty and friends," tion of the "Comedy Improv at popular performer from Kan- , ed much better. Otherwise all J .C. Penney Auditorium. It was Hylton said. It was performed in the Summit" will be held this sas City, Mo . Videotapes of well attended. the.original Ferde Grofe orches­ Saturday at 8 p.m. in the Sum­ Simpson and the "Butterfly­ "We give these concerts to tration, composed for the Paul mit, according to Ken Eckert, man ' have been playing for the honor the music scholarship • Whiteman Orchestra, according special events chairman of the last several weeks in the donors and recipients," said musIc to the program. University Program Board. Lookout video room in the Assistant Professor of Music Robert Nelson, who answers University Center Summit John B. Hylton. • The jumping rhythms, repeat­ more frequently to the "Butter lounge. . The concert began with 17th review ed melody line and sudden flyman," will be the headliner· Nelson is able to juggle just century Francesco Manfredini's changes in dynamics executed by. at this special performance. about anything including axes, "Concerto for Two" with Rex classically-trained jazz master "We went with a Saturday cigar boxes, firey clubs - even j1atzke, soprano saxophone, voices were a delight to hear. Herb Drury kept the accoustics show because we really wanted while riding a unicycle. He also Robert Souza, trumpet, and Articulation was clear and no vibrating and the audience toe- the 'Butterflyman' and he was tends to EAT the firey clubs. Susan Wells-Souza, piano voice was forced. . tapping. Richards, conductor, unavailable the Friday night Throughout the show, his quips held the solo and orchestral sec­ accompanist. The ensemble After the intermission, stu­ before," Eckert said. "He's a and cutting remarks do not end, tions together with a finely­ work was clean with good dent scholarship reCipients were . very funny performer. and heaven help the "volun­ attacks. The playing made for asked to stand to identify them­ tuned, well-controlled di­ Everyone I know who's seen teers" he solicits from the pleasant listening, the trio selves, and received applause., rection. him thinks he's hilarious. We audience. blending well with the piano The Seven-Up Bottling Co . The entire group received a thought it would be worth it to accompaniment. Thethird offering was "Trio in resounding, standing ovation, change from our regular date in will award frisbees, key chains, "Liebeslieder Walzer," Op . 52, C Major" Op . 87 , by Ludwig van and Drury came back on-stage, order to book him." and a cooler at the Saturday by Johanes Brahms was the Beethoven. James Richards, after repeated calls, to play an Eckert emphasized that the show. Sigma Tau Gamma is co­ second offering. The Lieder were sponsor. violin, Rex Matzke, soprano sax­ encore, "How Long Has This other "Improvs" will return to sung by Dayne, Renz, soprano, ophone, . and Warren Bellis, Been Goin' On?" It seemed to be the regularly scheduled first The "Comedy Improv at the Jan Parker, Mezzo-soprano, clarinet, played the four a medley of negro spirituals - Friday of the month. "This is a SUI:nmit" is regularly Jeral Becker, tenor and John movements as one. Their playing certainly in a quieter mode that one-time shot," he said, " It was scheduled for the first Friday of Hylton, baritone, accompanied revealed intimacy, with clean­ the Rapsody. based solely on getting the 'But­ each month during the by Susan Wells-Souza and Su cut ensemble. Att,-\cks and terflyman.' Next month we'll go semester. Suits, piano accomp~nists. releases were precise, and the "This was a w.ell-balanced, back to the first Friday with Jay For more information,- call English translation was provided trio played the 18th century carefully programed recital," Leno on December 7." the Office of Student Activities, to accompany the 18 German music with a definitely romantic said 'Evelyn Mitchell, associate ' Opening for the "Butterfly- 553-5536. Lieder, which made following flavor. The violin lines were professor oJ music. Mitchell said the various combinations of the handled with fluid phrases, a she was not featured on the pro­ voices, in solo, duet, trio and delight to hear. Need I say that gram because of her many quartet fall gently on the ear. My there was no toe-tapping to keep involvements with radio Feature correction (Iflly complaint was, at first, the this delicate music together? programming. The UMSL Madrigal Singers the group Swing Shift would be will be performing at the first performing at the dinner. The Ste.inmetz UMSL madrigal dinner to be held Current apologizes for any con­ Dec, 8 and 9. Last week the Cur­ fusion this may have caused, from page 8 form, to put them out of business A: Build on your comunity base rent incorrectly reported that if they don't comply with safety first. Find an area to excel in and Judges in cooperation with five and health guidelines. It's good . concentrate on that. I've found selected judges across the to hear other states say "You 're ' my niche and plan to continue - country. doing good things for children!" except that I want a bachelor'S If you have a complaint please print it I'm being asked to speak I'm working now on revising degree and to be able to apply my across the country, mostly to our adoption statues - changes new knowledge in the bills I write legibly in the box below. child advocates. in laws of parental rights - and put out. Q: How do you find dealing where ajudge can free a child for Q: What do you consider to be with bureaucrats? adoption. Buying and selling j the best feature at UMSL? A: Well , I have developed a children is not a crime in Mis­ , A: The wonderful relationship good relatio.nship with people souri! Our new proposal will that exists between all students who impact on "rules and regs" make this a felony, and will allow in my classes and also between o who manage the programs we "open" adoption, where adoptive the teachers and students. They provide. We all want the same parents, natural parents and all said, "Here's my phone num­ thing. children can know each other, in ber, call me if you need to." And Q: Do you find opposition to some ca~es . I that's not the case at UMC! your work? Q: What about the future for !.find schedules (at UMSL) are If your complaint won't fit in the above A: Oh, yes. Last year 1 had a bill women in politics? adaptable to what you need. And th.at would have brought about a A It continues to build. When I most of us at UMSL have full­ form, then attend the . major revision in our day care first ran, there were 12 women, time jobs . licensing laws, e.g. the exemp­ now there are 21. There are six to The "us" indicated to me that tion of church affiliated day care eight with chairmanships in non­ Steinmetz feels she belong in the Student Association centers, wherewe lag way behind traditional "women" UMSL student body completely TOWN HALL MEETING other states. My bill passed in the committees. - that she belongs as a "caring" House and lost in the Senate. But Q: Your advice to young people student is as clear as the license Wednesday, November 7th I'll be back with it in another interested in politics? plates o,n ~er car. , 12:00 NOON - Summit Lounge .Kammergild

from page 8 because Bartok captured the of Dire.ctors of Kammergild and human element in this UMSL Chancellor Arnold B. magical quality and brought out composition. - Grobman for financial support what the composer intended. and growth in popular support of Bartok's "Rumanian Folk The Kammergild has attract­ the orchestra. Dances" are always a pleasure to ed fine soloists to perform at * * hear. These pieces bring lots of UMSL because of Lazar Gos­ Student support is not as * images to the mind ofthe listener man's reputation for excellence. enthusiastic as it should be. The * - folk music is music of the peo­ A great deal can be learned by Kammergild is one of the * * ple and their timeless lifestyles. listening to such fine perfor­ greatest assets of the university Somewhere between birth, death mers. We hope the Kammergild and could be used by the students * * and survival, life has a sweetness will continue to perform at UMSL to expand their knowledge of * * - t-to-at is expressed in the music of and attract excellent musicians music as it has been handed down the people. It is fun to listen to for the audiences of St. Louis. for centuries, from master to * * "Rumanian Folk Dances" Mr. Gosman thanked the Board pupil. * * * Viktoria Mullova * in concert

Thursday, November 29, 1984 8:15 p.m., J.e. Penney Auditorium

General Public $7 to NQvember 3 UM Faculty/Staff $5 $2 tJMSL Students $3.50 tJMSL Fac/Stff catch UM Students $3 $5 General Public . 8:00 p.m. bitn\ Summit lounge This concert series is sponsored by the University of co-sponsored Missouri-St. Louis and the St. Louis Arts and by fI' and Humanities Commission. Sigma Tau Gamma. Nov . 1, 1984 CURRENT page 11 52_°_· ______~~

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candysack "Jim Goulden A main reason UMSL has come off the scoreboard until the taking the penalty kicks for reporter together so quickly is a nice offense would corne through. UMSL. He currently has eight balance of returning players as Hantak got off to' a quick start goals, which is good enough for Daniel A. Kimack Back in early September at a well as a few junior college and has continued to play well second in the team's scoring race sports editor Missouri Intercollegiate transfers coming. in to fill key throughout the whole season. only Hantak has more. Yes, Charlie Brown, Yo u were Athletic Association's press con­ positions. After a subpar game for Hantak Westbrook has also played solid right. There is no Great ference, UMSL soccer coach Don Among the key returners were at Northeas Missouri State defense and is a main part of that Pumpkin. Dallas told the assembled, "We Joe Kortkamp, Tom Olwig and UniverSity, Hantak was held out strong UMSL defensive unit. - T.he soccer Riverwomen have a real strong team. How far Mike McAlone. Some of the n w­ of the starting lineup for the first McAlone has had a par­ waited quietly in the National we go will be determined by how comers who contributed greatly time this season. When he finally ticularly strong season after hav­ . Collegiate Athletic well we gel." were Ted Hantak, Craig got into the game, however, he ing a separated shoulder last Association's pumpkin patch Well, the Rivermen must have Westbrook and John Stahl. took advantage of it by scoring season. He has tallied s~ven prior to Halloween yesterday, gelled. Now they prepare for . Stahl has probably contributed the hat trick. goals so far and will have to have but their patience was reward- their final two regular season the most as he stepped right in at Hantak will not suit up against a healthy playoff because UMSL games, proud owners of a 12- 1- 2 goalkeeper when Greg McFet­ Qu incy College tonight, because is hurting up front. Both Joe record. The only loss came at the ridge was injured during the he received a red card in the Osvath and Scott Scrivan are out hands of Division 1 Saint Louis summer. Stahl has played team's last outing against the with back injuries. ~ports University, and in that game remarkably in the nets for UMSL University of Missouri-Rolla. For this reason, McAlone UMSL came within four seconds as he has made save after With the red card goes an believes it would be most profit­ co 'nim~rit of winning. acrobatic save to keep UMSL automatic one-game suspension able for UMSL to score first in its UMSL currently is ranked alive in a few of its games, when according to NCAA rules, but games. "It would really be to our ed with remorse instead of third in the National Collegiate the offense was struggling. Hantak should be back for the advantage to score first, and go great happiness. Humbug, Athletic Association Division 2. In fact, it is Stahl who probably playoffs. from there," he said. McAlone th.ey said. UMSL's main concern now , is not is most responsible for UMSL's Westbrook is the last jewel in also said the team is going into You see, Chuck, the River­ whether. it'll make it to the good . start. The Rivermen UMSL's triple crown of new­ the playoffs with a good attitude. women's sack was filled with playoffs this season, as it was offense went on a retreat early to comers. Westbrook has played "We are going in thinking we charcoal briquets and rocks. No last season, but whether it will midway through the season and it steadily all season long and has have a good shot at winning it all. treat this year. receive a bye in the first round. was Stahl who held the opponents taken on ~he responsibility of If the offense play,s, well.", Apparently, the UMSL tricks were not enough to spur_ an NCAA treat. For the first time in their four· year history, Riverwomen win, but lose hopes Coach Ken Hudson's players' against Wisconsin-Madison. will be weeping on today's Holy John Conway came roaring back. After pepper­ chipped in a shot past Quincy Day, All-Souls Day. It won't be a reporter That loss really made things dif­ ing the Lindenwood goal with six keeper Karen Houmberg only holiday because UMSL was ficult for us, " Hudson admitted. shots, UMSL moved in for the three minutes into the game. snubbed of a bid to the NCAA Yogi Berra once said, "It's The loss six weeks ago proved kill. A quick pass from Joan Get­ Forward Kathy Guinner was national tournament. never over until it's over." to be UMSL's last of the season as temeyer to Marcie Zarinelli .::redited with the assist and If you 've heard the story of He probably didn't have the the Riverwomen began dumping caught their opponents off guard UMSL led 1-0. the ghosts and goblins carrying women's soccer team in mind, opponents by decisive victories and allowed Zarinelli to rocket Quincy's net continued to see buckets of tears down the though. In fact, things were just left and right including three an 18-yard shot past Lindenwood pl enty of action as the River­ church aisles to the alter, you getting started when it was triumphs last weekend. goalie Michelle Rose at 17 :53 to women produced a shower of ]3 know how the Riverwomen feel. "over'" for the Riverwomen. The The weekend, for the River­ even the score at 1-1. shots in the first half. Chuck, no longer can you say, Riverwomen, who finished their women, began Thursday night in Things remained tied· for the "I think we played a real strong "Why is everybody always pick­ season with nine straight vic­ St. Charles when UMSL met up remainder of the first half, but game," Hudson said. "We didn't ing on me?" tories, fought gamely to keep with local rival Lindenwood UMSL wasted no time even the expect much out of Quincy, but I "We got sticks or glass or their playoff hopes aliv~ . College on the green astroturf second stanza. didn't expect us to playas well as rug. I..;indenwood, which for some we did." whatever you want to call it, ' "We had a pretty good season," reason always plays tougher on After a series of six more Other UMSL goals were scored Hudson said. "There is no way concluded UMSL Coach Ken we can afford to compete with that carpet, lived up to their shots, Joan Gettemeyer set up by Cathy Roche at 17:25 (Kelley Hudson. " 12 -4 is not a bad record. some of. the teams in our region reputation by drawing first blood for a corner kick. Gettemeyer, a assist), Jan Gettemeyer at 37:04 , It's not as great as some of the early in the game. three-time All-American, made that qualified for the 'seasons we've had in the past, but ' Sue Daerda at 43:55 (Joan Get­ a perfect scoring oppurtunity for temeyer assist), Guinner at 44':41 tournament. " it'$ certainly a · respectable At six minutes 51 seconds, Li n­ the offense. At 51:46, Leslie (Joan Gettemeyer assist), and Yes, that's the worst part of it record." all. Chuck, your worst denwood back Christi Dickson Mirth headed in Gettemeyer's Kelley at 63:11 (Jan Gettemeyer UMSL, currently ranked 16th .put her club on the scoreboard kick for a 2-0 UMSL edge. The assist). 4- nightmare has been realized - in 'the nation, was nurturing a' Halloween went commercial first hy blasting a penalty kick goal, Mirth's second of the year, mathematical playoff bid enter­ past UMSL goalkeeper Theresa for UMSL this year just like was enough for the victory. Quincy's only goal came at ing the final game of the season. Klaus. The penalty kick was On Friday, the Riverwomen Christmas. Part of the reason The mathematics, though, didn't 78 :43 when Anne Pilner managed the NCAA Great Pumpkinhead given to Lindenwood after Klaus, returned home to challenge the add up and the Riverwomen find who was subbing for injured to Slip a shot past Klaus to round refused to treat the women was squad from Quincy College. The out the scoring, with UMSL win­ themselves deprived of post­ goalkeeper Ruth Harker, was game turned out to be no money, or the lack thereof. The season play for the first time in ning 6~1. The goal was Quincy's other part was a national charged with pushing a Linden­ contest. their five-season history. wood player. first and last of the evening, and trick. Scoring began . early when " It all goes back to the loss See "Soccer," page 12' Colorado College, the The Riverwomen, though, UMSL mid fiel der Karen Guelker University of California-Santa Barbara and the University of California-Berkeley will repre­ sent UMSL's West Region in the Hantak, Westbrook click as scoring.duo post-season. party. Colorado and Santa B'arbara eacb ended field. True, he doesn't have the the regular season with four John Conway statistics Hantak has, but on' reporter losses. But they had money, so numerous occasions it has been UMSL's four defeats looked "Goal by Number 11 Ted Han­ Westbrook who set-up or assis­ much bleaker. tak. Assisted by Number 7, ted a Hantak goal. "Every team that made the Craig Westbrook. Time of To be sure, Westbrook's stats tournament is a Division 1 goal.... aren't that bad at all. In fact, he team," Hudson explained. Sound familiar? To anyone leads the team with five assists, "How can you fight the people who has witnessed a Rivermen and trails only Hantak in shots I with the money, with the budget soccer game it should Ted Han­ and goals, with 29 and six res­ to travel?" tak and Craig Westbrook are pectively. \\\hen it comes to To travel eastward, that is, combining to rip up opposing overall pOints nobody tops Chuck, where all the NCAA defenses and their goal nets Westbrook (16) except for Han­ .wo,men 's soccer elitists gather throught the Midwest. Ted Hantak Craig Westbrook tak (26), of course. year-in, year-out to flex their Together, the two have "Craig has really put things muscle. Eastward, where scored a total of 17 tallies for Ted and Craig up there in the Hant'ak suggested, "I try to together there in the middle for, Colorado and Berkeley and UMSL (11 for Hantak and six for middle," said UMSL Coach Don play heads up soccer most of us," Dallas said. "He's put a few Santa Barbara ventured to Westbrook) which is nearly half Dallas. "Paul Bielicki and Mike the time, but a lot of times I'm goals in for us too! " impress the tournament selec­ of the team's scoring total. McAlone have also provided a just in the right place at the Yes, in.deed he has! "\ tion committee. And when they "Basically, Craig and I play lot of· strength up front. " right time." Al All-State player at Chrjs­ traveled back westward to play on the same side of the field and Hantak, a junior who tran­ Dallas, however, con- tian Brothers High School, each other, wiring up the resu1t he's able to get the ball to me a ferred from St. Louis Com­ cluded, "Ted is able to take so Westbrook is also a junior, and' back eastward could firm up the lot," Hantak explained. munity College last year after many shots on goal because he hoping hell be able to continue elitists' westward impression. "Somethimes it works the other' playing in the National Junior creates a lot of options for him­ to assist his teammates All pretty confusing, huh, way around." College Athletic Association self and his teammaates. We through next season Chuck? Yes, sometimes it does. And championships and gaining All­ recruited him because we saw So , watch out, Saint Louis "Colorado flew east on a that's why the Westbrook/ American honors, leads UMSL at Forest Park Community University with your Walters Wednesday, played three good Hantak "one-two punch" com­ in the shots-on-goal depart­ College, his outstanding scor­ and Hayes, UMSL's two All­ opponents, then flew back on a bination has been so effective ment with 58. He has cashed in ing ability." American hopefuls, Ted Han-. Monday," Hudson grimaced. in leaving goaltenders on the on 11 occaSions, which is way Westbrook, called "Westy" tak and Craig Westbrook, are' " If we did something like that "floor." above the team average. by his teammates, is the man· coming full-steam ahead withl we would blow our whole "Our front line has really How is he able to take so behind the man (Hantak) - their deadly "one-two " punch,. budget just for one trip." done a great job all year with many shots? Goals? statistically .as well as on the ' combination. - ,. .See "Comment," page 12. . ' 3 page 12 CURRENT Nov. 1, 1984 .

Netters turn Louisville to I Loserville' after trip opening game of the tournament, John Conway fighting right now to get back. into Nevertheless, UMSL was unable 'chalked up No. 4 as it slipped past reporter the Riverwomen battled a team the national rankings." to topple Northern Kentucky. the Riverwomen in the final from the "Hoosier" state of That evening, the Riverwomen Consequently, Northern Ken- ' match of the tournament 15- 1, The nickname "Loserville" Indiana - the University of grappled with Bellarmine tucky came away with a 15-13, 15- 10, 15-10. has often been associated with Evansville. Once again, it was Coll ege, the tournament's host, 15-8, 15-8 triumph. ''I'd have to say, with the the city of Louisville and its his­ close but no cigar for the River­ in one of the closest and most "I was really pleased with the exception of the first game, this tory of losing sports teams which women. UMSL, who had a one­ exciting matches of the two-day team's performance," offered was the best we've played SEMO have since now folded . game winning streak going tourney. The outcome, unfor­ Rech. "They were one of the only this season," Rech said. However, losing in Louisville before it entered the tourna- . tunately, was not enlightening teams in this tournament who The final loss, the fifth in the appears to be back in style - at ment, dropped the first two for UMSL volleyball fans . Bellar­ was way above .500 ." tournament, marked the eighth least for UMSL volleyball it is. games by identical scores 7-15, mine outlasted the Riverwomen The only other team besides time in nine games that the The Riverwomen went five for 7-15, before reversing things in in all three of the match's games. Northern Kentucky in the tourna­ Riverwomen had failed to win. five this past weekend at the the third game, 15-7. UMSL was nipped 15-11, 15-10 ment with a record above .500 Bellarmine Tournament in In the fourth and final game, and 15-12. was Southeast Missouri State The Riverwomen return to Louisville, five losses that is. though, the Riverwomen fell just On Sunday, the Riverwomen University, a squad which had action Tuesday at home when But, don't let those numbers short of tying things up by falling woke up to new day hoping for wasted UMSL on. three previous they host the Billikens of Saint fool you. UMSL battJed in every 10-15, giving the match victory to bigger and better things. Sunday . occasions .. Sunday night SEMO Louis University at 7 p.m . ---' match only to come up on the Evansville. night they were probably wishing short end of the scoreboard Next the Riverwomen faced a they'd stayed in bed. throughout the round-robin tough team from Lewis In the first game of the day, Comment tournament. University. UMSL faced Northern Kentucky • "I felt we did OK," said an How tough were they? schedule" around here. Hudso-n University, a team Rech con: from page 11 optimistic UMSL coach Cindy Lewis had little difficulty sidered the best team in the tour­ thought 'there would be some Rech. "We really didn't get blown dumping UMSL 15-5, 15-7, 15- nament. Surprisingly, the But if UMSL turned sojour­ coming, though, but he was off the court in any of the match­ 4. Riverwomen gave Northern Ken­ ner, Le . Colorado, their Hallo­ tricked for his invitational es we played." "Lewis was a really good tucky all it could handle, playing ween sweet tooth might be treats. Saturday afternoon, in the team," admitted Rech. "They're' three fairly close games. satisfied with an NCAA tourna­ "They just didn't consider ment bid, i.e. a selection from our schedule to pe that tough," the Great Elitists. Hudson said. "But when we Soccer Chuck, the bottom line is this: made the schedule last year UMSL can't make the playoffs [January] we really thought it from page 11 "We probably could have The game also marked the last competing against some of the was pretty strong. . But scored more goals," Hudson time five seniors will wear an also marked the first time the nation's weaker teams right [opponents] Texas A&M admitted, "but I wanted to get in UMSL uniform. Those seniors here in 'Ole MissourL Some­ University and the University team ad scored off an UMSL de­ as many substitutions as are Jan Gettemeyer, Joan Get­ fense since head-to-head com- body that never played soccer of Cincinnati, which were possible." tern eyer, Kathleen "Neen" or redeemed a McDonald's strong last year, weren't,strong . petition betwe.en the two teams UMSL buried Northeast Mis­ Kelley, Theresa Klaus, and - began five years ago. The River­ Halloween gift certificate once this year. And Colorado College souri in shots on goa\' 41-1, and Teresa Nappier. said, "Go west, young man. Go backed out of our tournament women out shot Quincy seven­ finished their season with a res· Both Gettemeyers wer,e three fold, 21-3. west." He must have known here at home (to go east, Chuck) peetable 12-4 record. year All-Americans. something, because all the In their final game of the year, and a lot of the better teams talent is located either in the Riverwomen took out their ~ 11 ~ 1 ' '-' I I ~ I' '-' '' ''' II '-' ' ' '''' ' ''' I ' ''' '' ''' II ~ " "" , ,,, .' ...... r.'''tl''''1...... i . backed out of SIU-E's tourna­ California or cross-country on ment that we.played in," playoff frustrations on Northeast Try i the East Coast. Go west, then go Missouri State by drubbing the a Mythological Lunch Money, Chuck, money. That's east, I say, Chuck. the difference between all Divi- . Indians 7-0. for a Change!! t The Riverwomen have to sion 1 schools and Division 2 Scoring was taken care of by , . travel because there is no schools like UMSL. What a Kathy Guinner, who set a school chance for what the NCAA -ipoff,. my friend. It stinks. record of four goals in one outing, Buy a Greek "Gyro" Sandwich at the , moguls like to call "strength of ' \fSL never had a chance. and Jan Gettemeyer who added a Underground Cafeteria & , hat trick in her final game for SAVE 50¢ WITH THIS AD ,. UMSL. , First half scoring happened in The Greek "Gyro" is the tastiest new University Program Board the following order: Guinner at , item on our menu. It won't make you as 9:23 (Jan Gettemeyer assist), Jan Gettemeyer at ' 14 :01 (Teresa well-known as Homer, but it could presents Nappier assist), Guinner at 15:25 make you feel philosophical and (unassisted), Guinner at 36:49 (Micki Fredrickson assist). full. r--EA-r- Northeat Missouri changed I ••••••••••••••• goalies in the second half, but it Go Greek for lunch, GREEK , was to no avaiL Th e Riverwomen , FRIDAY & SATURDAY scored three more tallies in the get a "Gyro" for , final half. Scoring went as , NIGHTS follows: Guinner at 77 :26 (Jan only $2.50 Gettemeyer assist), J an Get- j "'Temeyer at 78 :23 (Jan Get­ AT THE MOVIES temeyer assist), Jan Gettemeyer , Offer Expires Nov. 9, 1984 T at 78:23 (Daerda assist), and Jan i , Gettemeyer at 87 :00 (ZarineJ\'i I ••••••••••••••• assist). "-,,- ,,- ,,- ,,- ,,- ,,. CLIP THIS AD .,,- ,, - ,,- ,,- ,, - ,, - ,,-'"

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