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SCIENCE EDITORIAL THEATRE Space holidays A great big Bond is back Page 14 t k you Page 23 Page*** 6 where £49 sold The Cambridge Issue 542 Student Newspaper 11th May 2001 www.varsity.cam.ac.uk ECSTASY DEATH: MAN• Court appearance for Cambridge teenager CHARGED • APU death makes national headlines • Cambridge clubs tighten drug policies officers and students have been Julian Blake told to be aware of similar tablets. Lesley Parker of the Cambridge A man is set to appear in court University Counselling Service today, having been charged with warned Varsity readers of the dan- supplying ecstasy in connection gers of drugs. “Some people can with the death of Lorna Spinks. use drugs occasionally with no Aaron Strange, a 19-year-old man problems, but a few people can from Cambridge has been only use them once with unpleas- charged with supplying a Class A ant and dangerous effects.” drug to a named person. Police Detective Superintendent Tony are keen to add that Strange did ECSTASY TABLET: ROGUE BATCH Southern echoed these senti- not supply the drug to Lorna, but ments: “We now know that Lorna to a third party. around Cambridge, and all clubs had taken ecstasy before and there The prosecution came after in the Cambridge area have put will be thousands of people out Lorna, a 19 year-old APU stu- up signs warning students of the there who will think that it won’t dent, died from taking an excep- dangers of using the drug. Bogan happen to them. We accept that tionally high strength ecstasy told Varsity that The Junction people will still take ecstasy irre- tablet, before going to The “Will be displaying posters in the spective of what has happened to Junction nightclub in Cambridge. venue warning the public of the Lorna, but this goes to show that Lorna was attending the Good dangers of these particular you can never be sure what you Times club at the Junction along tablets”. Toxic8 plans to random- are putting into your body”. with friends from APU. She ly check clubbers at the door in an CUSU President Mat Coakley became ill at around 12.30 am attempt to prevent the use of said, “We do hope that people and was taken to the toilets by her drugs on their premises. The par- make informed decisions about boyfriend. The Junction staff ent company of Life and Fifth the use of drugs”. helped her to the front door to get Avenue, Luminar Leisure told The family of Lorna are keen to some air. She then started fitting Varsity “We disapprove of drug highlight their pain as a warning and an ambulance was called. misuse and its associated culture. to students considering taking Paul Bogen, Director of The We deploy the services of drug drugs. “She was so, so pretty and Junction told Varsity “I am deeply sniffer dogs and our venues when she was dying she looked shocked and upset by this event. recieve visits from a company like a monster. It looked like she On behalf of everyone at The who supply both active and pas- had been run over by a truck” said Junction, I offer my extreme con- sive drug dogs”. Mrs Spinks. She added that Lorna dolences to the parents, family The tablets are small, lime “is a lovely girl. Her granny called and friends of Lorna Claire green and have a Euro Dollar her The Golden Girl, the lovely Spinks”. symbol on them. The police have Lorna. She was very, very popular The news has shocked students issued warnings to college welfare and had lots of friends”. Lorna as her family will remember her. Photo: Mason’s of Cambridge Broaden your mind Semenal Varsity football Obscure departments that “A member as small as “Electric atmosphere, house crumbling Fellows pre-dating a wilted strawberry.” The best (and unbridled passion”: Cambridge Peterhouse worst) sex scenes in literature smash Oxford after 12 years 2 News 11 May 2001 Vox-pops Correction In our issue dated 4 May 2001 (541) Are YOU going to vote? we referred in the article on the May ELECTION ROUNDUP Day protests to students being involved in destroying a telephone box by using it as a toilet. This was mistakenly attrib- uted to Cambridge students and we unreservedly withdraw the same. The ‘taunting’ of policemen attrib- uted to Mr Mika Minio was also incor- rect and we therefore withdraw it unre- servedly. Varsity would like to apologise and expresses regret for any distress or inconvenience caused by the publica- “None of the candidates really has tion of these statements. We also apol- any relevance to me.” ogise to contributors James Burlton My Best Friend, Varsity Offices and Jack Fleming for any inaccuracies that may have arisen from the use of their contributions. RESULTS Rob Jenrick “I’ll probably be sleeping through the Last year’s results : Anne Campbell MP David Howarth Graham Stuart election.” Labour Liberal Democrats Conservative Rend’s Bitch, Posh College Labour 27,436 (53%) Anne became Cambridge’s first woman David went to Clare in the 1970s and Graham came to Cambridge as a stu- Conservative 13,299 (26%) MP in 1992 when she narrowly won the then on to Yale to study Law. He’s since dent and was President of the Lib Dems 8,287 (16%) election. At 1997 she increased her become a fellow at Clare and lectures Conservative Association – now he Turnout 51,339 (72%) majority to 14,000. She has worked in regularly in Law and Economics. As an going for the real thing. He is a council- Parliament as Parliamentary Private advisor to governments, he sat on the lor and runs four local businesses as well All sides are fighting for student votes, Secretary to Patricia Hewitt – the minis- prestigious Federal Policy Committee as working on the local Enterprise which are believed to have been crucial ter for e-commerce. Recently she has between 1989 and 2000 and has led Agency board. He has campaigned in the 1992 and especially the 1997 helped launch a campaign to fight glob- Cambridge Council this year and has against tax rises and supports radical elections. In 1997, Campbell’s increased al warming. Anne Campbell denies that been a local councillor since 1987. changes to the University system to majority was significantly due to the she lied about her attitude to tuition fees Howarth is no doubt buoyed by his make Cambridge and other top univer- support she received from students. in the 1997 general election, though she party’s sensational win in the council sities more capable of competing on the When origianlly elected MP in 1992, it did vote for them in Parliament. elections last May, which saw them take world stage in the future. “Everyone should use their vote was estimated that 2,500 students voted control from Labour. responsibly.” via postal votes and that 7,000 voted Angela-I-don’t-fancy-Tom, Curry House directly. This was despite the election had being held out of term-time, which is believed to have cost 46% of the stu- dent vote. At 1997, postcards designed to mobilise students to vote provoked an Stuart slams Campbell angry reaction when they were seen as being rascist. The cards issued by the international campaign targets Coca- prospects of victory. He told Tory activists Ministry of Sound showed Neo-Nazis Alex Barden Cola, one of the conglomerates who at the Union that the Conservative policy and huntsmen. bankrolled ‘Dubya’s’ drive for the White of “freeing universities from the state sec- At Trinity, a student was threatened As the “phoney war” became real this House, by mass emailing and threats of tor” would be a vote-winner, despite their with a fine of £1 an hour for displaying week, the major parties set their boycotts, aiming to “get the President’s reservations about “selling” the policy to “Socialism. Can’t you tell from my a political poster in his window. Theo Cambridge campaigns in motion, differ- friends to change the President’s mind.” Cambridge students. He insisted that beard and jacket?” Bertram was ordered to remove it by ing strongly on environmental issues. Some present expressed concern that the “Blair’s complacent government” would Glenda Newton, Ed Hall porters, despite CUSU warnings to col- Labour MP Anne Campbell addressed a government had not condemned Bush’s pay the price for raising the tax burden: leges not to restrict student’s democratic Cambridge Labour Students meeting on actions more strongly, but around 60 the Tories oppose the Climate Change rights. the Kyoto agreement on Monday, while a Labour Students present signed the peti- Levy introduced by Labour in an attempt At both 1997 and 1992, crowds of stu- day later Tory candidate Graham Stuart tion, while Campbell backed her party’s to reduce Greenhouse Gas emissions as dents gathered in the bar of the spoke at the Union Society. environmental policy and the pressure “damaging to industry”. Cambridge Union Society to watch the Campbell was joined by Edinburgh MP being exerted on the US cabinet, styled by While Campbell was quiet on the forth- results come through. At around 3am Nigel Griffiths in support of campaign Griffiths as a “boardroom of smokestack coming election, saying she stands by her Anne Campbell, almost in tears, spoke against George W Bush’s withdrawal from industry”. government’s record, the Tory candidate from the balcony of the Guildhall to the Kyoto climate change accords. Stuart, meanwhile was upbeat about his ended ebulliently, urging his followers to those gathered in Market Square to Griffiths described the “Toxic Texan” as chances of overturning a 14,000 majority, “slap it to ‘em good”.