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VOLUME LIII. STATE COLLEGE STATION, NORTH DAKOTA, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1937. NUMBER 12 More Than 300 Local Students Next Week it's— Ballet Program 1Presidents Meet Enhance Scenes Attended Theatre Of Ballet Russe Is Big Success To Consider Co- North Dakota State lyceum-goers Christmas Fete More familiar was part of the per- witnessed a fine performance Tuesday Operative Move sonnel of the Ballet Russe last Tues- evening by Colonel W. Dellasil's Ballet More than 300 persons attended the day evening than most NDSC students Russe de Monte Carlo. The troups Most of the organizations' presidents twenty-second annual Christmas Fes- also presented a matinee performance. realized. Few recognized June Lowe and other well-known campus figures tival staged Sunday at the Little Coun- Playing before a Festival Hall capaci- met last night in the Spectrum office try Theater. and Florenz Dinwoodie behind their ty crowd in the evening, the dancers Entering Old Main, which was trans- make-up as they stood only half as made their biggest impression in their and after taking part in an informal formed into a forest of evergreens, vi- still as statues on the balcony which presentation of La Boutique Fantasque discussion led by Gorman King every- sitors heard Christmas carols sung by was immersed in a deep purple atmos- CThe Fantastic Toy Shop), a ballet in one present concurred in the opinion fifty girls directed by Ada Blakeslee. one act depicting life in an 1865 toy phere during the second ballet. Because that the North Dakota State college Feature of the festival was One Night .hop. This ballet presented a wide student body should meet and organ- in Bethlehem, a play of the nativity, in the company needed more stationary variety of dancing characterizations. five scenes by Katherine S. Brown and characters in their scenes and because Other ballets on the evening program ize to demand of the business houses Glenna Tinnin. they like to make as close local contact were Les Cents Baisers (The Hundred of Fargo percentage discounts on all Following the play, guests visited the Kisses) and Cimarosiana, a ballet di- as possible, they solicited the aid their quantity buying. the evergreen forest, and story tellers vertissement. The first illustrated Other tentative aims of the proposed the Legend of the Yulelog was told in of Miss Carol Ladwig, public-discussion the moral that "some things that do not Christmas Bazaar in the Green Room; instructor, who had no trouble in im- glitter and gold," and the divertisse- united student body were considera- weaved Christmas tales in the seminar mediately enlisting the cooperation of ment was a colorful dance following tion of a cooperative bookstore, dormi- room. At the close of the festival Mildred Corcoran, Ruth Piper, Clair early Italian traditions. tory commissaries, and reduced bus coffee was served in the Lincoln Log Evenson, Leverett Hoag, Ernst Van On the matinee program were three and theatre rates. Encouraged in the Cabin. Vlissingen, Manny Ladwig, June Lowe, ballets, Le Lac Des Cygnes, Le Mariage movement by Jim MacGregor, who for- Committee in charge was Lorna Florenz Dinwoodie, and petite Miss L. D'Aurore and Prince Igor. Bach, Hubert Bahr, Jennie Barton, herself. Next number on the lyceum program merly attended a school in Canada that Mildred Boettcher, Clair Evenson, On that same balcony, posing as will be March 1 when John Charles was favored by local business privi- Clare Giles, Albert Hinkle, Roberta statue-like spectators and made up in Thomas, Metropolitan star will give a leges, such representatives as Ted Gregg, Mercedes Norris, Robert Nich- black-face, were Manny Ladwig and concert. Whalen, Harry Curtis, Beth Oliver, ols, Wanda Peterson, Shirley Parizek„ Mr. Van Vlissingen. It took months of Jim Critchfield, Dorothy Olson, Mar- Robert Sanders, Evelyn Wattam, Anna diligent practise for the Ballet mem- NOTICE garet Calhoun, and John Fisher all Jane Black and Rosemary Klindworth. bers to perfect their picture-like poses, whole-heartedly favored the motion L. S. A. meeting on Sunday at and the students from this school are and pledged their conscientious sup- 4:30. Everybody welcome. port. enthusiastic in their spoken admiration The logic behind the idea of plead- for such achievements, because they ing with Fargo's retailers 1700 strong Nutrition Class tried to imitate them with no practise NOTICE for reduced rates on student needs whatsoever. is The Y book exchange will take retaliation. It is known that NDSC Inspects Hospital Several human interest and technical in books at any time until Dec. 18. students spend in the course of a year features were discovered by these Books will be sold on commisison some $2,000,000 on food, clothing, and people. One of the girls — the very at the student's own price as form- amusements. Out of gratitude for this Like something out of a story book, definitely blond one — was insured —Cut by Adeline Hoge. erly. great business, the student body asks the big kitchen at the Veterans' hos- against marriage, a case for resentment for reciprocal agreements. More is pital intrigued and thrilled Miss Elvira if ever there was one. If the dominant expected to be done in this vein next Smith's senior class in advanced nu- color in a certain costume is purple, term. trition on the trip last Thursday morn- then the face of that costume-wearer ing through the courtesy of the hos- must be made up purple. All costumes THE SCHEDULE FOR FINAL EXAMINATIONS pital. and make-ups agree in color scheme. The spotless aprons, the white pan- nelled walls, the shiny kettles, the Bosley Conducts cheery atmosphere, and the pleasant First Day—Dec. 15 Second Day—Dec. 16 Third Day—Dec. 17 Fourth Day—Dec 18 cooks all blended together into a per- Soil Majors Attend Y Religious Week fectly managed routine, conducted by Miss Lingenfelder, the head dietition. Chicago Soil Meet Morning Regular 8-9 classes Regular 9-10 classes Regular 10-11 classes Regular 11-12 classes One of the aims of the department was Dr. Harold Bosley, director of reli- to serve, from the electrically equip- gious education at Iowa State Teachers Four seniors, Clifford Volkerding, college, will be the feature of the sec- ped kitchen, about 100 patients and a Afternoon Regular 1:15 classes Regular 2:10 classes Regular 3:05 classes Sigurd Melstad, Morlan Nelson, and ond annual religious emphasis week personnel corps of over 30, a variety Arthur Newman, soil majors, in com- of adequate and attractive meals, and here under the sponsorship of the col- pany with Dr. E. H. Tyner, attended the lege YMCA Jan. 6- 9. yet keep the per capita cost low. joint meetings of the Soils Science So- Examinations in advance of this schedule are not permitted. The class was told how large quan- Local students who heard him lead ciety of America and the American So- the state YMCA conference at Villey tities of foods are purchased, how Collegiate majors may carry three-hour examinations. All minors and all sub-collegiate courses carry two- ciety of Agronomy at Chicago last City last spring and speak at the Lake menus are planned, how the regular hour examinations. week. The group left Fargo Novem- Geneva Y conference term him one of menus are changed to fit special die- ber 29 and returned December 5. tary demands, and how to manage a The morning period begins at 8:00 and the afternoon period at 1:15 for an examination in a major (a four or the best platform speakers and group While enroute they stopped at the discussion leaders they had ever heard. kitchen efficiently for 13 hours a day. five hour course) and for a minor (a course of three hours or less) that regularly meets on Monday or the first United States Erosion Experiment Sta- He is youthful, aggressive, intelligent, The trip was both interesting and in- part of the week. A minor that does not recite cin Monday nor through the first part of the week will hold tion at LaCrosse, Wisconsin, where they thought-provoking and extremely in- structive to NDSC's future teachers visited with Alex Robinson. a recent examination during the latter half of the period. Accordingly, within the same examination period a student can and institutional workers. teresting. He discusses religion as graduate of NDAC Soils Department. A take examinations in two minors that regularly meet the at same hour but on different days. influenced by science and modern con- half day was also spent at the Soils ditions. Christmas vacation begins at noon on December 18, and ends January 2, with the Winter term beginning Janu- Campus Improvement Department of the University of Wis- Opening with an all-student convo- consin at Madison, in conference with ary 3. Registration must be completed before December 18, and the card filled in the Registrar's Office. If fees cation address at 9:40 a. m., Dr. Bosley Project Under Way staff members and visiting with recent are to be sent by mail, they must be in the office by noon January 1. For every day after that date, a charge of will conduct several group discussion talent, graduates of NDAC Soil Depai $1.00 must be paid for late registration fee. In sending fees by mail, the fee slip must accompany the remittance. meetings the remainder of the week. Improvement of campus buildings is Roy Simonson and William Johnson, John Fisher, president of the YMCA under way. Hallways and rooms of who are engaged in graduate study at cabinet, and Richard Sweitzer, general several campus buildings are being the Univesity of Wisconsin. secretary, are in charge. Assisting is given a new coat of paint as a number At the Chicago meeting Dr. Tyner the newly-organized religious educa- presented a paper on statistical hives- Students Entertain Folk Courses Will of workers start a new improvement Chemists Decide tion council with Dr. Walter Lee Air- program. A new paint laboratory is tigations regarding the reliability of as- hart, chairman. being fixed up in the chemistry build- sessments placed on rural lands by At Christmas Party Cover Farm Powers Dr. Bosley is a graduate of Nebraska ing to afford more room for the paint local assessors in Morton County, North To Swing Tonight Wesleyan and received his doctor's chemists. This is only a part of the Dakota as measured by soil productiv- Over 120 of Fargo's underprivileged Beginning January 3 and continuing degree at the University of Chicago. improvement program. ity ratings. T. E. Stoa of the Agrono- chidren were given an early touch of For the first time in many years the through February 7 a special short Leading the first annual religious Added to the recreational activities my Department, who attended the Christmas spirit last night when a like Chemistry majors will swing into the course in Farm machinery and farm emphasis week last year was Dr. Frank of the campus this winter will be a meetings of the American Society of number of collegians entertained them social limelight at a Swing Fest in the power will be conducted by the Agri- Slutz of Dayton, Ohio. skating rink to be located near Daco- Agronomy, headed a round-table dis- at the annual Christmas kiddies party "Y" Friday evening. About forty cultural Engineering department, an- tah field. The bleachers of the new cussion on barley improvement. sponsored by the college YMCA. couples are expected to attend the nounces Dean H. L. Walster. This short temporary stands a Dacotah field are A supper, presents, candy and enter- course will be held as a part of the to be sealed and those on the north dance which will last from 8:30 to 11:30. tainment were given the kiddies. Pro- Honored guests will include Dean and winter term of the Farm Folk school. Phi Upsilon Inducts side used as a warming house for the OFFICIAL CALENDAR gram included singing of carols under Mrs. L. L. Carrick and members of the Prof. H. F. McColly, of the Ag. Engi- skaters. the leadership of Manny Ladwig with Royal Society of Igepons, honororay neering school will be in charge. Four Into Beta Group Fri., Dec. 10: James Moore at the piano and xylo- senior fraternity of soft-soapers. Dean Walster further announces that 8:30-11:30—Chemistry Club—Col- phone music by Lloyd Collins. the first term of the farm folk school Sunday morning, Adeline Hoge, pre- Phi Upsilon Inducts lege YMCA. Robert Sanders and Jean May were Johnnie Johnson and Al Murfin are has just completed a successful session sident of Phi Upsilon Omicron, National Four Into Beta Group 8:00-11:00—Sigma Phi Delta—Fra- in general charge. Assisting were in charge, assisted by Robert Beck, and the second, or winter term, will Honorary Home Ec. Sorority, inducted ternity House. members of the YMCA cabinet and the John Cromb, and Bart Keating. The begin January 3. Altho the first term four initiates into Beta chapter. Those cleanup committee consists of the mem- Four girls were admitted to mem- 8:30-11:30—Delta Tau Epsilon— freshmen and sophomore commissions did not draw as large an attendence as initiated were Doris Solberg, Marian bers of the SPCGS (Society for the bership in Phi Upsilon Omicron, hon- Festival Hall. of the YWCA. anticipated the next term is expected Smith, LaVaun Anderson, and Phyllis Prevention of Cruelty to Graduate Stu- orary home economics fraternity, at 4:00-6:00—Alpha Gamma Delta— Rev. 0. E. McCracken of the Fargo to surpass all previous enrollment. Rowe. dents). services in the Home Management College Y Gym. Union Mission selected the children Following the services at the Home house Sunday at 8 a.m. Adeline Hoge, Basketball—Jamestown College— and transportation to Y building, scene Mr. and Mrs. W. R. Wenger and Dr. Management House, breakfast was chapter president, had charge of There. of the party, was provided by the bus and Mrs. D. S. Dedrick will act as served at the Graver Hotel. The new initiates presented the program. arrangements. Sat., Dec. 11: company. chaperons On the Inside .. . Those initiated were LaVaun An- 9:00-11:30—Theta Chi—Fraternity June Lowe, chairman of professional work for the year, is working out plans derson, Marian Smith, Doris Solberg, House. A libelous column by a Dugout juniors, and Phyllis Rowe, senior. 8:30-11:30—Farmers Union Chap- doughnut dunker, an editorial by Mrs. for making Children's toys, to be pres- Following initiation. a breakfast was ter—College YMCA. `Oh Kay,' Wodehouse Play, Franklin Roosevelt, a nitwit's night- ented to the children at the Nursery School. The actual work will be done served at the Graver hotel. An in- 5:30-11:00—Kappa Delta and Al- mare (which is a column which is during Christmas vacation, by members formal program was given by the new pha Gamma Rho — Fraternity three weeks old by a local wit), a of the Upsilon Omicron. members. House. To Be Brevities Vehicle Finnegan and Johnny Smith build-up, Basketball—Valley City Teachers "Oh Kay", a three-act musical come- is a senior in education, transferring cartons, features, and all of the latest —There. dy hit which has been presented on here this year from Montana State news of the last of the long term just Alpha Gamma Delta Sun., Dec. 12: Brodaway, will be the vehicle for the College at Bozeman. There Miss Bar- ended—all on the inside. A new low Delta Tau Epsilon Has Penthouse Party 5:30-8:00—Alpha Tau Omega— 1938 Bison Brevities, all-campus musi- ry was dance director of the musical in advertising and a new high in news! Fraternity House. cal production, scheduled this year presentation "College Daze". Pledge Party Tonight Mon., Dec. 13: for April 7 and 8. John Lynch was named publicity The Alpha Gamma, Delta fall for- NOTICE. Sorority and Fraternity meetings. Script for "Oh Kay" was written by director, and Orville Goplen and mal was held last Friday night in the Wed., Dec. 15: P. G. Wodehouse and Ira and George James Critchfield, assistants. Herb All those interested in clothes de- Opening the social season for the "Y" gym decorated in the Penthouse Final Examinations Begin. Gershwin composed the music and Jones will be head electrician; Ray signing are asked to submit sketches Delta Tau Epsilon fraternity will be an theme. Guests were: Mrs. James lyrics. The play offers opportunity Whitver, stage designer, and Phillip to the Bison Brevities staff for the informal dance and party, jointly spon- Moore of Los Angeles, Mrs. F. Paul for boys and girls singing and dancing Garberg, assistant stage designer. Other choosing of the chief costume designer. sored by the active and pledge chap- Smith of Amenia, Mrs. Gladys Wood The drawing should be one of a ters. The function will be held in ALPHA ZETA INDUCTS choruses as well as solo musical and appointments will be made next week. and Margaret Dadey of Fargo. girl, either blonde or brunette between Festival Hall Friday evening, December New initiates of Alpha Zeta, honor- dramatic parts. Tryouts for parts will In general charge was Helen Rest- the height of 5 feet 3 and 5 feet 6. 10 begining at 9 o'clock and continuing ary agricultural fraternity, are Philip be conducted the first of next term. TWO CONVOS NEXT TERM vedt, with Walsh-Sanders orchestra The dress should exemplify one worn until 11:30. Biewer, Dresden; Arthur Newman, Choice of the production was made So far, only two convocations have furnishing the music. Mr. and Mrs. in the afternoon at the seashore; white The committee in 'charge of all ar- Fargo; Peder Nystuen, Corinth; Kirk by General Manager Martin Wolfe and been scheduled for next term. On Janu- Rudolf Otterson and Mr. and Mrs. paper, 15 by 18 inches approximately, rangements consists of James Boulger, Crawford, Niagara; Harold Schulz, General Director Robert Sanders with ary 5, E. A. Wilson, Executive Director Leonard Sackett chaperoned. should be used as a background with chairman, Kirk Crawford and George Marian; Lyle Currie, Starkweather; the approval of the Blue Key Brevities of the Public Welfare Board of North Dakota will speak. Dr. Feigl, of the the design in color. Murphy. Chaperons will be Dr. and LOST AND FOUND Neal Jensen, Hazen; David Bbeltoft, advisory committee. Several staff appointments were made philosophy department of the Univer- Drawings should be submitted to Mrs. E. H. Tyner, Mr. and Mrs. H. F. An EE student has lost his notebook. Dunn Center; James McGregor, Ada, this week, with Helen Barry of Fargo sity of Iowa is scheduled to speak Jan- Bob Sanders or Martin Wolfe before McColly, Mr. and Mrs. G. Goodearl and He would like to have the notes, at Minn. appointed as dance director. Miss Barry uary 20. Christmas vacation. Mr. and Mrs. H. Fitch. least, returned to the Engineering office. They were inducted last night. Two THE SPECTRUM

radio stations and newspapers would gladly give ing of an American matriarchy—a nation of in 1000 years is like suddenly discovering that SPECTRUM information about it. In many communities Amazons in the psychological rather than two and two make four." Dr. Stevenson Smith Official publication of the students of the North Dakota firemen have for years generously helped similar physical sense." Dr. William Moulton Murston, of the University of Washington chides Dr. Mar- State college published every Friday during the school year. campaigns. Merchants, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, psychologist, formerly of Harvard, forecasts the ston for "not getting around the way he ought would surely be helpful volunteers in the work doom of this "man's world". 1937 Member to." A thousand years—shucks. They rule 1938 of collecting the gifts. "Forecasting that women will rule the world supreme right now. Pissociated Collegiate Press On Christmas morning some attics would be Distributor of emptier, but some bare homes would be better furnished. Moths might have less food this Collegiate Digest winter, but many human beings would be no Soda. CHnuallom C. J. Anderson MEMBER NORTH QENTRAL PRESS ASSOCIATION warmer. Feeling that there is more gore and Papa Arvold in his usual smooth Phone 996-W 120% Broadway Entered as second class matter at the State College Sta- Here seems to me an idea which would be both stuff around the campus than that manner has again gone and done it. Evenings by Appointments tion under the Act of March 8, 1879. far-reaching and good fun. Surely Americans given to the students by the country It seems the U. of Kansas debating PRACTICE have the organizations, common sense and good girls of Ceres hall, I will make my team came into town for a scheduled TELEPHONE 2221 GENERAL OSTEOPHATIC will to carry it out successfully. first attempt as a columnist. Here debate. Papa called the boys from goes: EDITORIAL STAFF Christmas is the time of year when we ought down south and cancelled the debate to remember how much more blessed it is to give 4, * because he was busy putting on a Editor-in-Chief George Putz Xmas pageant. Associate Editor John Lynch than it is to keep! Jim Anderson claims all the boys • * • Mme. Ida M. Melin Associate Editor Florenz Dinwoodie at the Sig house owe him a cigar and if the next little woman is a Seven foot Erickson of rarified at- Chiropodist and Electrolysist Desk Editor Phyllis Rowe QUOTABLE QUOTES Kappa he won't have to pass candy mosphere fame called up Janet Spauld- Office Hours: 10 A. M. to 5 P. M. Sports Editor Sam Tolchinsky ing and asked her if she was the tall- (By Associated Collegiate Press) on account of the first time it Off. Phone 812-W, Res. Phone 812-R Editorials. Jack Clason didn't take. It seems as though est girl in school. Every night now he By Appointment Sunday & Evening has been trying to date her up. Ah me, Proofreader ..... ______._ _.______Barbara Gwyther "Schools today have a special task in as- the Kappas have some sort of a 10 Huntington Block the romance of the high Altitudes. 104% Broadway FARGO. N. D. Proofreader .William Buck sisting in the reinvestment of labor of all kinds guarantee. * • • With the Greeks ______Roberta Gregg and degrees with the spiritual quality which it * * * should possess." With the aid of science and in- The prize bungle of the week hap- Those palpitating, perspiring, REPORTERS telligence, no laborer should feel that his job is petting, POPs have a cute little Alfred Murfin, Virginia Runyan, Betty Lou pened when Herb. Jones was dancing low and menial, Prof. Edward H. Reisner of with Jean May at the last "hop". He number in this year's pledge class Johnson, Helmuth Froeschle, Jean Renwick, Columbia University believes. asked her what that key she was that has a lot on the ball. How- Bluebird Doughnuts.. Mike Catalano, Catherine Cummins, Jane "We've gone crazy on extra-curricular ac- wearing was for. I had always figured ever, as a word of warning to you Blair, Jo Erickson, Stanley Jacobson, and that the Kappas got around enough fellows, Ruthie is all gone on a Cakes - Rolls tivities and it's a wonder the boys and girls have fellow from Upstate Normal. It Bessie Chambers. any energy left for what still is the prime busi- so that even the barbs knew that familiar trinket. seems as though she just lives for BUSINESS STAFF ness of the schools," according to Dr. N. Henry his letters and what dates she can Pastries Black of Harvard. * * • pick up in between times. Business Manager inn Elwin , "In a utopian university there would be no I have been told that the ATO * • • • Associate Manager __Dick Cook degrees and no examinations, but students want- boys have suddenly discovered Lee Hartwell is supposed to be con- Sandwiches Made with Bluebird Associate Manager _Kenneth Archer ing to know how they were progressing would they have eight Scotchmen in their sidering leaving this school. I for one Bread — They're all at your favor- Solicitors: Bessie Chambers,- Gordon Gray, Roy consult a special testing bureau. That, however, midst. It seems that the last time hope he stays with us. Gee whiz, with ite Campus Spot .. . Abrahamson, and June Keefe. would be utopian." Dr. Clifford Kirkpatrick, the jewelry salesman called at the so many good men leaving, I don't see house these eight canney lads with why Lee can't stick around and keep • professor of sociology at the University of Min- the spirit of Xmas in their hearts nesota, thinks college life is a pretty complex us company on Friday afternoon. A Christmas-Spirited Housecleaning but Scotch blood in their veins. * * affair for a large number of students. And that made a deal where they all bought Northwest Bakery Co., Inc. By ELEANOR ROOSEVELT a good many of them are maladjusted. the same article and got it at a re- The "Thank God it is Friday" club which meets every Friday MOORHEAD, MINN. Reprint from The Reader's Digest "Mother love is largely a matter of saving duced price. I hope their girl mother's face. Mothers don't want their friends don't all live in the same afternoon until sometime Sunday town. morning, has a competitor. It is Here is a new idea for those of us who dread daughters to fail in school because it reflects on the "Hibernation" club. A mem- spring housecleaning: combine it with the Christ- the mother and is socially awkward." Dr. Wil- • • • bership campaign is now in prog- mas spirit. Why wait until spring? Why not liam Allen Neilson, president of Smith College Gorm King, Theta Chi's gift to the ress. The requirements for mem- make a festive occasion of the weeding out and thinks the "sacredness" of mother love is mainly world, says what is so nice about the bership are only two, to have a Movie Calendar sharing of our usable surplus possessions? poppycock. cadet hops is, he can put in enough moss haircut and no dates. This CUT THIS OUT FOR YOUR Things which have ceased to be useful to us, time between dances sleeping, to be won't effect many girls yet as there CONVENIENCE things we are tired of, could begin life all over completely rested; however, if the seats is only one member besides the again under our neighbor's Christmas tree. Why In Reviewing Our Part In This Last were just a little bit softer he would one founder, but as soon as the WEEK STARTING DEC. 12th like it. Perhaps Hunkins could bring boys find out the economic possi- not do it now, and make housecleaning a joyful, term's work we see very little that pleases us. generous, friendly act? a cot over for the little boy. bilities of the club, Fm sure a lot Few of our efforts to crusade for improvements • • of girls will sit at home. In fact, Fargo Theatre Mother should not do this Christmas salvage and to stimulate interest in sports and student after the club gets going, I wouldn't work alone, however. Every member of the government have met with much success. In Ward Redmond will have charge of be surprised to hear of a spinsters' Sun., Kon., Tue., Wed., household should join in a hunt through closets, that vein we have modified our hopes somewhat. at least two Big Apple demonstrations skip every other week and two or Dec. 12, 13, 14, 15 neglected drawers, the attic. All of them should It is obvious to us now that it is harder to start to enhance Devils Lake's Christmas three charity balls a term. If the JEANETTE MacDONALD, ALLEN season. best comes to the worst. JONES overhaul their books. If it is put in the light of the inertia of a standstill than it is to stop the in an opportunity for Christmas giving in which inertia of a motion. Our aim for the two suc- "The Firefly" all members of the family can join, they will pro- ceeding terms this year is to start the ball roll- CAMPUS ODDITIES * • • bably be surprised by the things which turn up ing, if only to the extent of encouraging thought Thur., Fri., Sat., Dec. 16-17-18 on the pile to be given away. Here, for instance, and discussion, toward student government and VOGUES OF 1938 is an overcoat which father has treasured for student boosters. with years, thinking the time might come when he After the noise of Homecoming died down Warner Baxter, Joan Bennett would wear it again. But there are shivering the Student Commission didn't make a peep. Cer- men walking the streets without any coats at all tainly they are more appropriately disposed to these days. Or here is an old quilt, preserved instigate the student reforms that this organ Grand Theatre in mothballs as befits an heirloom. You thought and the pro-student administration headed by Sun., Mon., Tue., Dec. 12-13-14 time and time again that it was too good to part President West and his assistant Mr. Sevrinson "LANCER SPY". with, but remember that there are children who have been urging since school began last fall with go to bed wrapped in newspapers, and still are than any other body on the campus. With a Peter Lorre, George Sanders Dolores Del Rio cold. little insistent propaganda sponsored by that or- * * * Be very careful about one thing. Don't give ganization the faculty committee might acceler- Wed., Thur., Dec. 15-16 rubbish. Rubbish is no good to anyone. Clean ate their concession of a new constitution to the MY DEAR MISS ALDRICH and renovate what can be salvaged. What you Interfraternity Council, and their hesitant con- with are looking for is gifts, something you can enjoy cessions to other student -bodies. Unless the Edna Mae Oliver, Maureen giving, something you would be proud to see Student Commission begins immediately to ini- O'Sullivan someone else enjoy. A good test of what to give tiate their own ideas in these new schemes, we * * * is whether you would be glad to receive it your- will warn them here and now that there will be Fri., Sat., Dec. 17-18 self. more than one jolly rumpus started by this pub- BAD GUY To collect and distribute these gifts effective- lication right off the reel next term. with ly should not be difficult, if one person in each Bruce Cabot, Virginia Gray community makes it his job to provide leader- There has already been some mention made . ship, and if the rest of the community is willing LVIAVSkt BR'0Ma to cooperate. A committee should be formed in these columns anent the proposed student ad- State Theatre to work with the organizations which know who visory council. to the dean of men. Its purpose, MOST FAMOUS' FAMILY IN GREEK-LE77'62 11/STORY/ ° ° o Sun., Mon., Tue., Dec 12-13-14 the needy are, so that the gifts may be properly as previously stated, would be to improve the ALL. WERE MEMBERS OF SIGMA CAI A-r 1-12 UNNERS11Y OF MISSISSIPPI FROM 1899 70 1912 DICK POWELL, ALICE FAYE apportioned and distributed. service given the students by this office through in the achievement of a more sympathetic and inti- "On The Avenue" Everyone who reads this appeal can help push *CMG with the campaign. The time for organization is mate knowledge of student problems. LAIzGEr As yet no concrete plans have been made for Ritz Brothers now. Take it up with your clubs and your AsUNIVER5TnES .0-1 op SPEND * * * this council but the acting dean of men, Mr. C. As *So churches, draw upon the energy and civic L.__EEKEND o PE R A. Sevrinson, has made some suggestions as to TO Wed., Thur., Dec. 15-16 pride of the Rotary, the Kiwanis and the Lions 'SCUT• HUGH HERBERT ugui.EOPpoNEA FOOTBALL Clubs, and on the experience of the welfare what he would want in such an organization and rrs/ in these we will pass on to you. It is not to be an "That Man's Here Again" agencies. * • * One of the agencies best qualified to cooper- organization in the popular sense and this should have no constitution and by-laws. It should be Fri., Sat., Dec. 17-18 ate with your local committee is, of course, the ..Cnr_10ff Salvation Army, which has excellent facilities large enough to give a fair degree of represen- WHITE BANDAGE tation but not so large as to be unwieldy. The with for collecting such gifts and responds quickly to Jean Muir, Gordon Oliver a, telephone call. There are many others. The members would be chosen for general leadership ability and because they display a genuine in- nish most of the humor, while Made- Volunteers of America distribute things to the At the Movies leine Carroll and Dick Powell furnish families of men in prison. The social service terest in promoting student welfare. This coun- cil would work quietly and unostentatiously with the songs. "That Man's Here Again" Moorhead Theatre departments of many hospitals dispose of cloth- Preferring entertainment to realism brings Hugh Herbert to the State ing. The Goodwill Industries, from Maine to the promotion of the general student welfare as Sun., Mon., Dec. 12-13 its only reason for existence. the director of Jeanette MacDonald's screen Dec. 15-16 in a comedy of wit California, reconditions clothes and household latest success, "The Firefly," has used against wit. Hugh Herbert is cast as JEAN HARLOW, ROBERT equipment in their shops, and serve the double We urge students to give this matter some what he terms "dramatic license" and a genial art collector who plays hero TAYLOR purpose of giving employment and salvaging dis- consideration, keeping the above in mind. Any it proves a hit. The Fargo Theater to young love. The story of the share in ideas for the effective promulgation of this pro- presents this musical favorite of Ru- croppers of the South, "White Bond- "Personal Property" carded articles. Tuskegee and Hampton Insti- • * * tutes, the Penn School in South Carolina and the ject or any objections to it will be welcomed by dolf Friml's Dec. 12-15. Allan Jones age," is brought to the State Dec. 17- the acting dean of men. This council is to be plays his most important role to date 18. Jean Muir is cast as the heroine Tue., Wed., Dec. 14, 15 Calhoun School in Alabama know the needs of as the dashing Don Diego who pur- share cropper daughter who saves the ACCUSED Negroes and are eager to receive all kinds of use- organized for the benefit of the students and it is only fitting that student ideas and action sues the elusive Firefly throughout a life of a government man and thereby with ful goods. The American Merchant Marine Li- Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Dolores should provide the impetus for its institution. series of turbulant romantic adven- saves her people. The picture is a brary Association, the Seamen's Church Insti- tures. On Dec. 16-18 the Fargo Thea- true melodrama of the deep south. Del Rio tute and the American Library Association have ter has booked a technicolor feature, The boldest venture a British secret branches in many cities and welcome good books "Hundreds of thousands of hours in our edu- "Walter Wanger's Vogues of 1938." agent ever faced, impersonating an of- Thursday Only, Dec. 16 and magazines. cational institutions are wasted because the Starred are Helen Vinson, Joan Ben- ficer in the German high command, CRIME NOBODY SAW This movement could be made to echo training goes almost to the point where the nett, Warner Baxter, and Alan Mow- forced to gamble on the love of a with bray. Mischa Auer furnishes the woman whose business was betrayal, Lew Ayres, Ruth Coleman through every community in the United States. thing becomes permanent, but not quite." Pre- • * * sident William Allan Neilson, of Smith College, comedy for the picture of gay musical with the opportunity to strike the It would help to draw communities together, romance. deadliest blow of the great war if he Fri., Sat., Dec. 17-18 whether large or small; it would make them con- advises women at the Packer Collegiate Institute The State Theater has billed for Dec. lived, is the theme of the screen's BARBARA STANWYCK, JOEL scious of the needs of those who have too little, that if they would raise the intellectual level of 12-14 the outstanding musical comedy most suspenseful espionage drama, McCREA and it would offer the chance for a real commun- the United States, they must aim at definite "On the Avenue," featuring Irving "Lancer Spy," featuring Dolores Del in ity Christmas. Ministers would surely be glad to mastery of whatever they are trying to do. Berlin's melodies. Hollywood's best Rio and George Sanders. It comes to "Internes Can't Take Money" announce this campaign from their pulpits ; local "The next hundred years will see the beginn- comedy trio, the Ritz Brothers, fur- the Grand Theater Dec. 12-14.

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THE SPECTRUM Three

The most recent acquisition for the From W hereDid You herbarium is a package from Fr. I A Nitwit's Nightmares Marie - Victorin of the University Collegiate Review Get This Spectrum? of Montreal. Dr. Victoria's recent book on the flora of the St. Lawrence is By Dee Lerious up on a guy at the darnest times. If you A coed at Texas Christian univer- ever come back, Jim Critchfield, I'll Beyond doubt, the most loved and in the department library. It is a sity has 50 boy friends. She is com- (As told in his sleep to Fran Tic, pour nitric acid down your throat until most precious article of furniture in handsome as well as an authoritative bination mascot and official hostess for Grabba Nappa housemother.) you're just a solution of your former Science Hall is that little table from volume. A recent addition to the libra- the Horned Frogs' band. She goes on which, not many minutes ago, you ry is a series of 5 pamphlets entitled Gentle reader, I've been through self. all their trips, parades with them, "Phytopathological Classics," being re- hell. My nerves are frayed like the you snatched the paper you are now marches on the field at the half, and Frenzy No. 3 prints of noted old publications, trans- pantaloons on a Harwood scarecrow. reading. Every Friday morning that at home games, takes the visiting queen Precious Table is tugged unmercifully lated by Dr. H. B. Humphrey, plant pa- Phi housemother. One of my Grabba Ah, is this some phosporescent sub- in hand to see that she has a tooth- thologist of the U. S. Dept. Agr. "Wild away with acute chemistritis. This stance which I see before me? Come, from the clutches of the math. depart- brush and a handsome date. ment. After dark it is again replaced Flowers of Missouri" is a new and at- month he's had 18 dreams (and I don't let me clutch thee. Whoa! I retract. • • in that little room, better known as tractive publication from the Extension mean the Bison Brevities chorus). 'Tis Mrs. McVeety with a light in her A college education within prison the most perfect rendezvous in Science Division in that State. Eighteen dreams in 18 nights. He's glimmers. She is conling closer .. . walls appears in prospect for a Hall. But, that happens between dawn batting 1,000. He gets a half-Nelson closer . . . closer. I shall never for- 19-year-old prisoner at Walla on his von Hindenburg haircut and get the Phantom of the Opera. Me and dark? Oh, if that Table could only The annual meeting of the official Walla, Wash., who became a life- raves about equations supersaturating whispering in the library? How ab- talk. Boy meets girl, girl meets boy, Seed Analysists of North America was term convict at the age of 12. Ar- his brain, atoms bombarding his cham- surd! That's not an undertone; that's dates are made, engagements broken, held in Rochester, N. Y. last August. rangements will probably be made ber process and eyes that flame like catarrh. What was I asking my girl? tales told, but Four Legged Precious Miss Edith Higgins of the State Seed to bring college studies to the bunsen burners. He breathes like a Why, the very idea, Mrs. M., for even still remains its poor disfigured self. Department represented North Dakota. youth. • • • blast furnace. I have been awakened broaching me on the subject. It was a Would you not become rather con- W. 0. Whitcomb of the Montana labo- often by thunderous reverberations of secret. You can't take that away from ceited if all these momentous events ratory, an A. C. graduate and former Harvard university has removed were instigated through your rugged ap- his stomach, struggling futilely with a me. Is nothing sacred any more? NDAC SUPERVISOR president of the Association, stopped one more obstacle to aid the absent- pearances? Consider the load of sor- double decomposition problem. Oh, Why don't you take a run around the Lars A. Jensen off on his way back from the meeting minded professor. Curbings have been rows and joys poor little Precious must those terrible hallucinations! He con- stacks, take a cold shower and then tie and conferred with Prof. Stevens re- removed from the sidewalk ends in bear, and to top off all other burdens, stantly mumbles in his sleep. Nightly yourself in a book stall. Yes . . . per- Appointment of Lars A. Jensen. 4-H garding work on the publications of the Harvard Yard. Gentle inclines will each Friday morning it must bear up I have copied his soliloquies, that Dr. haps that was impudent of me, but I club agent for the past two years, to Association. Prof. Stevens was pre- replace them, banishing toe-stubbing under the terrific weight of the weekly forever. Whedon, Prof. Lawritson and men of was asking my girl for the formula of a the job of district extension super- sident of the organization in 1933. W. edition of the Spectrum. Now bear • • • science everywhere might study his potassium salt of the organic acids. A. Davidson, another A. C. man, now visor is announced by the NDAC ex- ye in mind the significant position this An overwhelming majority of case. It is more baffling, more intrigu- Maybe you think that's just so much with the Seed Laboratory at Washing- tension service. Jensen will direct four legged table plays in your college students at University Heights col- ing, than the sex life of the dragon- soft soap, but I've gotta pass chemistry. ton, D. C. and secretary of the Associ- the activities of extension agents in education, and please treat it with care lege of New York university fly. I give you verbatim the hypo- Sure I appreciate the library facilities. ation, was a recent visitor in Fargo. are in 14 counties in the northeast part of and reverence, so that it may be pre- favor of a kisisng ring similar to chondriacal monologues of poor, poor I study chemistry here. see, there's Word has been received of the death the state. served for future editions. those at West Point and Cornell. If Dee Lerious, as recorded over an 18- a chemical reaction going on now. See? of K. Dorph-Peterson of the Danish it becomes official, any student or day period: That's Man Mountain Cavett squinting Seed Testing Station on Sept. 26. Dr. alumnus of the university may de- over his glasses as Beth Oliver. A man tip camel hair topcoats, semi-porkpies Say, how's your pocketbook, Palsy? Peterson and the Danish laboratory • Frenzy No. 1 mand to be kissed by his female who can rise from the dinginess of this and Tyrolean hats. I'll wear my Sam How's for borrowing a thin dime until have long been recognized as leaders in seed testing. companion within the boundaries Is this a beaker which I see before dive to a romantic pitch definitely Brown and outrun you all. Look at I get back on my feet? Thanks, Old Pal. I'll remember you in my will. of the ring. me, the handle toward my hand? has somthing there. Oh, stop it! Quit Jack B'oulger. He's dead ringer for Ralph Smith '37 is carrying on • • • Boy, am I going down the line. This Can't be. They don't have handles. tickling me Ethel. Oops, mistaken Errol Flynn in his monkey suit — graduate work in plant ecology under A wildcat that drops its ears, rolls Or do they? In chemistry I'm stupid identity; that darn sheet from the up- swashbuckling, rapier-thrusting Cap racket's duck soup. Hello there, Old Dr. G. E. Nichols at Yale University. Blood himself. Wonder if Shavetail Chum. How's for floating me 10 cents Thomas King '35, was a homecoming its eyes, twitches its whiskers and even —dumber than a punch-drunk, tongue- per bunk is always dangling in my face. snarls, a pig, and a gopher that wags Bjornson will ever eat enough Huskies just for a while? Ah come on. Why visitor on Oct. 16. He is doing graduate tied freshman at a Kappa tea. Oh It's the sheet! That's what gets me. its tail are the latest formation inven- to become swashbuckling. Still, you not? Oh, so you're spending your last work in plant pathology under Dr. E. sleep! Sleep! My side hurts. Gotta Linen sheets! Linen! Suffering cellu- tions of the University of Minnesota can't tell about these little men. Bona- dime on a chemistry breakage card, eh? C. Stakman at the University of Min- roll over. Take me, Morpheus. Bet- lose! This won't happen again, believe marching band. ter sing myself to sleep: There was an me. I'll take this sheet over to lab parte barked a mean right dress. And Nuts! Now the best I can hope for is nesota. Gordon Heggeness '36 is con- old lady from Wheeling . . . She had and use it for filter paper. they're still singing about Josephine. $169.60 Unless Brauer or some rich guy tinuing graduate work in plant physio- a peculiar feeling . . . She laid on .. . Oh, I wish those tin soldiers would quit gives me 20 cents. Say, cut it out! logy at Washington State College, and Botany 101 students were of course I have it . . . There's an idea. Hm, Frenzy No. 4 marching by. They remind me of Who's throwing shoes? Eight o'clock Alvin Johnson '36 in Soils at the Michi- interested in the streaming of the cyto- 'feels better, lying on my back. Kiss chemistry. 1-1-8 dot 7-0. Atomic class my foot. I'm dropping chemistry gan State College. Gale Monson '35 is plasm in the Elodea cells. In a short Ah, at last. I'm falling asleep. The until next term. me, Morpheus. No, just a little one; weight. Tin! Tin! Gosh, I wish I had still on range survey work with the article in "Science" for October 29. Dr. lights grow dim. Bang, bang, bang! with your mouth shut. That's it. Ah, a V-8. (From here on Mr. Dee Lerious seems Soil Conservation Service in Arizona. Wm. Seifritz of the University of Penn- Textbooks are falling to the floor. The meet mastery of love, at last I've to be drifting slowly back to Charles Waldron '34, was working with sylvania comments: "Should the source big, fat chemistry books precipitate found you. Do you really think I'm Frenzy No. 6 normality) the Forest Service in Colorado the past of energy responsible for protoplasmic from the students' laps. Something big and strong and wonderful, Mor- summer. Luther Norem '32 received streaming be found, there would still momentuous must be imminent. Ruth What a stench in my nostrils! Use- pheus, and that I'm Don Juan, Robert his Ph. D. at Johns Hopkins University remain the question, why the flow re- Schmierer doesn't break up a bridge less . . useless . . . useless • . . just Taylor, Roy Carr and Casanova all last spring and is now in the Forest verses in the shuttle type of streaming." game just for any old Tom, Dick or like John Wilkes Booth. These chem- rolled into one? Ah, what thighs, what Botany News Letter Service at Missoula, Manitoba. Warren He describes for a slime mold, one of Harry. A hush falls over the audience istry labs get me down. And now, if hips, Morpheus! What a personality! Whitman '35 and M. S. '36, is continu- the simplest forms of plants, rhythmic (as hushes always fall). Oh yes. . . . I've carried just six of you, half a Still, that's beside the point. The hips The colored plates of plants displayed contractions of the mass of protoplasm I'm in Festival hall. A pin drops 300 dozen, three times two .. if rve carri- ing graduate work in plant physiology that launched a thousand ships. Has in the hall case this month present accompanied by reversals of flow. feet away and nearly splits my ear- ed six of you away from Fargo over the under Dr. B. M. Duggar at the Uni- Brevities Sanders seen those pins of some wild plants of northeastern Unit- These were made visible by slow mo- drums. A. G. Arvold runs from the Alps, then I will have considered this versity of Wisconsin. Velva Rudd '31 yours? No, I'm not being smarty ed States which are or have been used tion pictures. Dr. Seifritz is the author box office, to the stage, to the old gun occasion a success. If that guy were only pants. You're thinking of two other in medicine. Ginseng perhaps attracts and M. S. '32, has resumed her gradu- of a recent book on "Protoplasm" and room, to the dressing room and back. here now to carry me away. Not guys: Penman and Arneson. Aw more attention than any other species. ate work in ecology at the University of a comprehensive article in the Bota- Now the pianist is going into the second way over the Alps, but just back to gwan, Marlene . . . I mean, Morpheus, Every year we receive specimens nical Review for January 1935. section of Night in the Tenements or old Virginny. That's far enough for my of Cincinnati. you don't really think Pm colossal. thought to be that plant or inquiries Nocturne in A Flat, or something. I'm dough. Where was I now? What What? What's that? Oh, you're sell- about its culture. It is not found in odor has this compound? Well, it ing Elks Kermes tickets, eh? I knew just a Backwoods Elmer. Such bacha- doesn't smell like roses anyhow. Or North Dakota and probably could not there was a catch. Virginia Smith and lian abandon! Whom did I plagiarize be successfully grown here. maybe it does. I really never smelled "Pretty Boy" Nelson's girl have been that from I wonder? He pauses for a • • • Fairmont's Better Food station announcement, or he's waiting a rose. June Lowe has though. Or purring against my billfold all week. A collection of plants from western for. a streetcar, or something. Shall maybe Hartwell could tell me. Ah, for PRODUCTS And now you! My dream is shatter- North Dakota was on display Nov. 9-12 we applaud, Mr. Pootz? Evidently not. the smell of roses ... for roses ... Four ed. Commercialism rears its ugly head in the Green Room in the Main Build- .. ALWAYS 1HE STUDENTS CHOICE .. . in my mist. But here, I'll buy one. He's off again. Wake up, Butch! Roses! Well, I'll just mark down, "pungent odor." That'll get me by. May- ing. These were prepared the past Milk, Cream, Butter, Ice Cream, Poultry, Eggs; Frozen Fruit; I'm clay in your hands. Mold me, Whatever, wake up. Bet that baby could summer by the Elkhorn 4-H Club of Cottage Cheese, Frozen Sea Fish, American Brick Honey, won't you mold me? Clay! really swing out on Twelfth Street be it's chlorine gas. Smells a little like Tobacco Road, though. Ouch. Say . Medora under the leadership of Elmer and Pimento Cheese Clay! Kaolin—that's what? Just an Rag. What's this? His hands are C. Moran. This is without doubt the Quick! . . . fire! Yup, really; if my We particularly cater to School Parties and Socials for Punches acid orthosilicate. Go! And never settling in his lap. Gosh, I wonder best local collection which has been darken my lips again, Morpheus. Is what those fingers would look like, mattress isn't burning Hogoboom isn't CALL US FOR INFORMATION — PHONE 730 a Theta Chi. That was a close call. made in the State and a display well this a beaker which I see before me? draped around a Dugout topnotch, or Frappes and Orangeade Inclusive. Free Delivery Service, Guess I'll have to stop smoking in bed. worthy of attention in the Club's Yes—definitely. All women preface a holding a test tube full of HC1. That Achievement Week program. request with a kiss. would give them the acid test. He Frenzy No. 7 Frenzy No. 2 must be through now. That lady in the front row has settled back on her I've been waiting for this moment, Ugh! Give me air. Oxygen! Nitro- whatsis again. Still, it didn't sound President West. I'm out gunning for gen! Argon! Gotta.have air! Think I'll like the finished product. Maybe it a diploma this year. Now here's the deal, take a gander around the chemistry was Schubert's Unfinished Symphony. Brother: You better see that I pass building. . . . Well, who's this: animal, And then again it sounded a bit like chemistry, or I'll spill all I know, see. vegetable or matter? Got a camera Josephine to my untrained ear. Oh Just get me a 70 and I'll hush every- around his esophagus. Maybe Richard well, I should give a hoot. Some of thing. Sure . . . I know they're got Halliburton. Still, Dick is bowlegged us have to be Backwoods Elmers or some good teachers over there and that from riding elephants after romance, Sagebrush Sarahs, or the Spectrum they're got a swell record for place- and dashing, like Fritz Hanson used to editor wouldn't have a pot. The com- ment of graduates, but if they're so be. This bozo with the camera is petition would be too tough. all-fired good why don't they get some knockneed from inborn conservative gravy jobs for themselves. Most of the tendencies, and is squat, dark and Frenzy No. 5 grads are making more dough than swarthy. Wow! He's after me. Like they are. Or do you suppose they Lois Olson after Snakecharmer Hamlet. Boots! Loots! Boots! Sloggin' up and like to teach school? They scowl some- Horrors! You can't snap me with my down again. What balance to those times as if they didn't. Maybe they pajamas on! I'm warning you; you'll lines. What perfect comigo equilibri- get a bang out of scowling. Oh no; no ruin the silver bromide on your plates. um. ROTC boys parading in best tin you don't. You're not throwing me I learned that in chemistry. Help! I'll soldier style. Yes, tin, I said. Atomic out of your office, not until I pass climb this tree, Mmm, slippery bark. weight, 118.70. There's something about chemistry. Ouch! Say, maybe you Smoother than Gorman King in fact. a soldier: generally a flock of coed are at that. Guess I'll just have to go Ouch! Cocoanuts, too. Wait a minute, sponsors. Mehitable says I won't have another term. But on what? I'll I've got a toe hold on the bed post; and to worry about getting dates any more. show them! I'll collect a dime from you in the upper bunk, watch your Me and my uniform will slay these every student in school. That'll be step. You just bonked me on the kon- love pirates like Kenny Archer. At any $169.70. Should carry me through an- kus with a Big Ben that says three rate we won't need the old shine- other term. It's a' cinch. Nobody bells. These candid camera men sneak leather-throw-head-back reprimand misses a dime. Here's a sucker now. for a while. Go ahead you smoothies; Hi, John. Lend me a dime until to- wear your Herringbones, rep end morrow. Thanks, Pal. Oh boy! Push- "Expert Watch and Jewelry foulard ties, reversed calf shoes, finger- over No. 2 coming up. Howdy Joe! Repairing" WIMMERS FARGO JEWELRY MFG. CO . OPPORTUNITIES .... "Walk a Flight and Buy Right" Opportunities are of value only to those who are prepared to make use of them. The plane on which you will be living five or ten years from now depends upon the preparation one makes today so as to be able to make use of the opportunities .which come tomorrow. The business world offers more opportunities to trained workers than Model Laundry all other lines of work put together. Plan your course in business training now. Call at the office, phone 1099 or write for particulars. 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lFZ. 1E PRESSING AND MINOR REPAIRS This Is Howards Service To You—Use it as often as you like. Every new model in Suits and Overcoats can be had from our large selection. —YOU CAN ALWAYS SAVE $10— $18.501 HOWARDS $22.50 "It was his FORD V•8 that got her!" Four THE SPECTRUM Bob McCracken CAMPUS ODDITIES Quotable Quotes U Women Conduct Collegiate Review Preferred Man Poll Speaks At Camera "If we replace the obsolete, sterile, Iowa State college has protested and repressive curriculum of our school The men at Brigham Young univer- sharply to the United Brewers Indus- Club Meeting with a dynamic purpose to build origi- sity are all a-flutter. Reason for their trial Foundation against the use of the ECKSTEIN nating, participating human beings, we suspense is the poll being taken among college's name in a pamphlet released can have in a single generation a nation On Wednesday evening the newly women students to find the man they by that group. It was written by a of singers, artists, inventors, scientists, formed Bison Camera Club held their they would "most prefer" having as an graduate of Iowa State college. Au- poets, musicians, architects and build- second meeting. The guest speaker HAS SIGNED ALL OUT escort for the evening. thorities are afraid the college will be 18 OF THE DIPLOMAS ers." Prof. Holland D. Roberts, Stan- was Bob McCracken of McCracken's He will be announced at the first an- associated with the foundation's beer GRANTED BY CASE. ford university, declares that creative Studio. He spoke on various nual Associated Women Students' ball. campaign through use of its name as SCHOOL- OF APPLIED education is needed to replace me- subjects of great importance to the be- alma mater of the author. SCIENCE AND BEEN chanical teaching of a subject. All girls in the university were asked ginner and experienced photographer. * • PRESENT AT FIFTY "Many textbooks used in schools to- to list four men in order of prefer- He has a wide knowledge in the art of COMMENCEMENTS! Duquesne coeds are unaninfous in day are not yet free of material that ence as escorts for the evening. The photography, having attended two declaring that they would not regard breeds international dislikes and love man whose name was listed most times schools for commercial photographers A man refusing to go to war as a DURING HIS FIRST for war. Any effective education for as "preferred" will be "king" of the and through wide actual experience. ball. coward, while men students prefer to TEN MONTHS AS peace must be based on sound class- The club will have an invited speaker be. "living cowards than dead heroes." ATHLETIC DIRECTOR room procedure." M. L. Beck, pro- at each meeting. It was also decided AT WISCONSIN, COACH The Duquesne Duke, student publica, fessor of education at the Alabama to subscribe to several photography tion, conducted the poll. HARRY ST111-ILDREHER Polytechnic Institute, thinks the best Collegiate World magazines for the use of members of * +0 TRAVELED 25,000 service the classroom can render is to the club. MILES AND MADE 175 A "faculty of presidents" this year set up a defense mechanism proof The only feminine guide in the Meetings will be held regularly the PUBLIC ADDRESSES! dispenses knowledge to St. Olaf col- against fallacious reasoning and high- northwest is an 18-year-old coed who first and third Tuesday of each month, lege students. Listed on the staff are powered salesmanship. goes to junior college in Ely, Minn., and the next meeting will be on Janu- eight educators who have served as "Educators no longer look upon the and skips school occasionally to act ary 4. The meetings will represent a presidents of other institutions. emotions as a disease which we can get as guide for deer hunters. continued study of photography and its * rid of by a kind of inoculation." The Last summer she earned $8 a day as phases, starting with the study of , the ,*(■ N.11W11.-10.5i*7 Students at 11fillsap college had a • . president of Vassar college, Dr. Henry a professional guide. And no wonder. camera and films, through the art of peace strike in observation of Ar- McCracken,_ believes we have also For she caught her first fish before developing and printing pictures. Mem- mistice day and were excused from abandoned the social code which pre- she could spell the word and at 12, bership is open to any student or mem- classes for 25 minutes. Faculty tends any surrender to the emotions is swam across choppy Lawe Shagawa, a ber of the faculty, and it is not neces- members joined in the movement, indecent. distance of two and three-quarter sary to own a camera to join, as one gave it official approval. miles. She became an amateur fishing of the fundamentals of the club is to guide at 13. interest more people in photography, Thought Detector Uses .1. • and not limit it to those already inter- SIGNERS OF • ested. THE DECLARATION Brains' Electric Waves Pittiquette is to the University of Students Receive OF INDEPENDENCE During the Winter term, the club will Pittsburgh what Emily Post is to so- WERE COLLEGE sponsor contests directed toward the A thought detector, which makes use ciety in general. It is edited by a stimuation of better photography. Win- Noyes' Benefits of electrical waves from the brain, to sophomore coed and is presented to all record and classify the different states ners of the contests will receive cash Information comes from the re- Q•pyrhOtt Auociated Colkya. P. freshman girls at the university. That prizes, and prize winning pictures will gistrar's office this week that five of mind, has been set up at the Uni- they will have no excuse for not look- be printed in the 1938 Bison, which has students here are receiving LaVerne versity of Iowa. ing before they leap, these are some reserved a few pages for the exclusive Noyes scholarships on this campus. The detector indicates that the high- of the points it makes: use of the club. Under the leadership Those students are: George Allen, est mental quality, "abstract thought," "Save the rhumba, tango and south- of John Cromb, president of the newly Kenneth Kaess, Irvamae Vincent, WITH THE GREEKS considered the sole prerogative of man, ern swing dances for private showings. formed organization, the club promises Maurice Ruland, and Richard Welt- operates in an electrical field, definitely "Collect names. Make it a point of to be one of the outstanding features of zin, As a part of a program of ar- unlike the field of other activities of finding out the name of someone who the brain. the coming year, and all interested in ticles to better acquaint the student Gamma Phi Beta— Phi Mu: Formal initiation services speaks to you so that next time you This highest human function works joining are advised to do so at the next body with the various scholarships Monday night the active and pledge were held Sunday afternoon in the can say, 'Hello, Mary.' Not, 'Oh, in an electrical calm as apparently un- hello-o-o.' meeting on January 4, in room 220, offered and alway available on this chapter will have the annual Christ- chapter rooms for Anna Marie Mc- ruffled as the states of sleep or of Science Hall. campus, the following is printed as Merty, Kathryn Keogh and Esther "Give your courtesy muscles a little mas party at the apartment, followed "mental blankness." official matter: by a dessert-supper . . .Pot-luck guests Schulz. Following the services, a tra- exercise. Which means rising for The thought detector was set up by Under the will of LaVerne Noyes, ditional star-light banquet was held at faculty members—even seniors. Monday were Helen Greenland, Clarice Lee Edward Travis, professor of psy- deceased, the Trustees of his estate the Graver hotel with Blanche Rinkel, From Sue To Dot-- Lee, and Elyvon Grina . . . The ATO's chology. It records electrical brain are authorized to expend a portion are entertaining actives and pledges at Lois McMillan and Dorothy Goebel in A University of Minnesota freshman waves, using the same apparatus with of the income of the trust estate in a Penny party Sunday. general charge. . . . Mrs. Sherwin was has had to say "Ugh" 97,000 times in Dear Dot: which biologists and medical men have paying, to such universities or col- * * a guest at potluck Monday night. . . the last few weeks. That one word In a few days term exams will be been investigating the brain. leges as they may from time to time Kappa Delta— The Mother's club entertained the is his entire speaking part in a play. over, and I'll be on my way back select, the tuition in part or in full, The Mother's club will be hostess chapter and served potluck Monday home! I can hardly wait to see you. of deserving students needing this at a Christmas party in the rooms Fri- evening. . . . Betty Hogson visited her There are so many things to tell about assistance to enable them to procure day night . . . KD's are joining the Al- home in Argusville last week-end. . . . this 'n' that 'n' the other. a university or college training. This Explanation Of Winter pha Gamma Rho's in sponsoring a San- Betty Langdon and Mildred Corcoran Term English Courses Thanksgiving vacation was a big is to be done without regard to dif- ta Claus party for twenty little children spent last week-end in Casselton. .. . Since the college catalogue gives success. Although I didn't get home, ferences of sex, race, religion or po- tion for technical students. The Saturday from 5:30-8:30. The party The chapter. Christmas party will be only meager information about the I managed to renew acquaintance with litical party, but only for those who work of the course consists of the will be at the frat house. next Monday evening, with the actives English courses offered in the corn- an old flame, and even if he doesn't shall be citizens of the United the reading and writing of scien- * * * entertaining the pledges. A shower on ing term, the English department burn as brightly as he did, he's still States of America and either tific essays. Particular attention Home Management House— the rooms will also be held. lists the following explanations of pretty good — if you know what I First, shall themselves have served is paid to the writing of articles • •* winter term courses to help students mean. The one sore spot (figuratively in the army or navy of the United Miss Constance Leeby was a lunche- intended for publication in such make judicious selections: and literally) in my holiday was the States of America in the war into on guest at the House Friday noon. . Alpha Gamma Delta: A tea wa: periodicals as The North Dakota day I slipped and slid down the main which our country entered on Danny Goodearl was entertained at given for Mrs. James Moore, inspector English 210 will trace the develop- State Engineer. on Friday afternoon in Ceres hall par- drag and landed in a most undignified the 6th day of April, 1917, and were dinner Friday evening. . . . The House ment of English literature from English 322 is a course dealing with lors. . . . Marylyn Butterwick has af- manner on the back of my lap, almost honorably discharged from such was used by the Phi Upsilon Omicron the period of the Restoration to the writing problems common to Home filiated with Beta chapter at the Uni- upsetting an officious old gent in spats service, or for initiation services Sunday morning. romantic reaction, including such Economics students. Special at- and a cane. My tender ears are still . . . Mr. and Mrs. George Goodearl versity of Wisconsin. . . . Marie Let- major figures as Milton, Dryden, , Second, shall be descended by blood tention will be paid to current burning from what he said! were Monday evening dinner guests at ness and Barbara Sjordahl were guests Swift, Pope and Wadsworth. The from some one who has served in problems. By the way, I ran into that one- the Home Management House.... Miss at potluck Monday night. . . . Cy Cor- course may be taken as a single the army or navy of the United English 334 is a review course in time 0. A. 0. of yours. He waxed Alice Haley was a Wednesday noon rigan of St. Paul was the guest of unit, or as part of the year's se- States in said war, and who either English grammar required of all sentimental over the "good old days," luncheon guest. Bessie Chambers over the week-end. quence 209, 210, 211. The course is still in said service or whose said students majoring or minoring in being rather mellow with Tom and * * ... Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity will is recommended as basic prepara- service in the army or navy was English. Any student planning to Jerrys which the E. S. was passing Delta Tau Epsilon— be entertained at a tea dance Friday tion for an English major or minor. terminated by death or an honor- teach English must have this out. I stood it as long as I could, but afternoon. able discharge. Sid Johnson of Minnewaukan spent a English 227 is a course dealing chief- course in order to receive a de- when he decided to pitch and fling few days this week visiting at the house. ly with the rise of realism in The purpose of LaVerne Noyes in partmental recommendation. The woo, I cleared out and left him for . . . Scotty MacCloud, who is employed POP News— American literature. Chief litera- establishing these scholarships was course is also open to any other the Street Department to clean up with at Kathryn, called on the boys Tuesday Monday night the girls had a birth- ry figures discussed are Whitman, to express his gratitude to, and in a students who desire a review of the rest of the dirt. I never could see evening. . . . A popcorn party was held day cake . . . Saturday eve at 1:00 Harte, Twain, Howells, James, and slight degree to reward, those who the fundamentals of English. why you enjoyed making "love-eyes" after the meeting Monday evening. . . . a. m. there will be the annual Christ- Garland. ventured the supreme sacrifice of English 331 features selected plays at him over a hamburger—or was it Beryl Newman and Paul Goeble at- mas slumber party . . . POP is doing life for this country and for man- English 315 is a course in biographi- of Henrik Ibsen, Scandinavian just the hamburger? Which reminds tended the meeting Monday night. very well and has learned to beg by cal literature. A change that is not me that it's time to eat and I'm starv- kind in this war for the liberty of * * * sitting up . . . Sunday morning a dramatists of social problems, and the world, and also to aid in keeping apparent in the catalogue or in ed. In fact, my stomach thinks my Alpha Gamma Rho— breakfast will be held honoring recent' of Bernard Shaw, English social alive, for generations to come, the the mimeographed schedule has satirist. Special attention is throat is slit. (Yes, I know it's old, The Fall party for the pledge chap- brides and brides-to-be, those who been made in the content of this but it's always good.) See you at spirit of unselfish patriotic devotion will be guests are: Betty Jamison given Professor Hult's translation which these men displayed and ted was given last Friday at the new course. Described in the cata- of Peer Gynt. Xmas! Memorial Hall in Moorhead. Formal Kelly, Dorothy Thull Ward, Winifred logue as a course in the develop- without which no free government English 339 will present a study of SUE. dancing was from 9:00 until 11:30 p. m. Ewald Carleton, Lucille BC1stad May, ment of the English essay, English can long endure. the comedies of Shakespeare with . . . Willard Brown and Edwin Matt- and Gertrude Murphy . . . Wednesday 315 as offered in the winter quar- special attention to the wit and son returned from a three day visit to eve the house girls had a Christmas ter will present an evolutionary Catherine Brandes Will humor, the poetry, and the human the Twin cities with other members of dinner (with three turkeys) . . . Ini- study of biography from Plutarch Attend Methodist Meet New Photo Speed the Economics class. tiation services were held Sunday eve to the present. values they offer to the modern • • * in the house for Louise Tweet . . . reader. English 317 is a course dealing with Representing the North Dakota Invented by Riggs Theta Chi— Glen Fate, Manny Ladwig, and De English 351 will present a study of trends in recent American fiction. branch of the Methodist church, Cath- The Mothers Club will entertain Nelson were guests at the house for the development of an outline, and Dreiser, Anderson, Lewis and Dos erine Brandes, LaMoure, will attend A freshman student at Howard uni- members and their fathers at a supper Sunday dinner . . . Marion Whalen was of the various types of expository Passos are some of the important the National Methodist Assembly at versity has developed a process of at the house Sunday evening . . . . An sick in bed with a severe cold. writing, from the informal essay to • • * writers discussed. St. Louis, Dec. 28-31. photographing at a speed more than informal party will be held at the the long term paper. Written work The meeting, at which one thousand twice as fast as hitherto possible. house Saturday evening. . . . Vince Sigma Alpha Epsilon— English 320 is a course in composi- is required each week. delegates are expected, eight hundred Speeds ranging from 1/1,000 to Randall passed cigars Monday evening. Eddie Toman was elected president; of them students, is to unite the Me- 1/1,500,000 of a second are attained by . . . Actives and pledges were guests of Robert Lynne, vice-president and so- thodist-Protestant and the North and the new method. Although the general Gamma Phi Beta sorority at a Heidel- cial chairman; Archie Seebart, record- South Methodist-Episcopal churches. principles of the process have been berg party at the "Y" Sunday... Duane er, and Phil Garberg, warden. The Miss Brandes is a member of the First known for many decades, refinements Westerholm was elected Marshall Mon- Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority was Christmas Gifts! Methodist church of Fargo. developed by the student, F. Behn day evening. entertained at the house Friday eve- Riggs, Jr., make much higher speeds * • * ning . . . Mr. and Mrs. T. Worden obtainable. ANYTHING FROM A PENNY CHRISTMAS CARD Chicago U Invents Kappa Sigma Chi— Johnson and Mr. and Mrs. 0. P. Bre- TO a $650.00 BELL & HOWELL SOUND PROJECTOR Riggs has taken pictures with his The fall term party was held Satur- land chaperoned . . . George Toman Attendance Scheme machine of a golf ball compressed by day evening at the college "Y". Music was a caller at the house on Wednes- a golf club, and a bullet stopped in was furnished by the Walsh-Sanders day . . . Jimmy Moore was dinner SERVICE DRUG STORE a Six years of operation have proved flight as it shattered a bulb. Despite orchestra. . . . Mr. Boyd Renwick of guest at the house Wednesday eve- Broadway at 6th Ave. N. Phone 184 the voluntary attendance plan of edu- the terrific speeds of the objects, the Cavalier visited the house Tuesday. . ning . . ._Ronnie Hocking of Absaraka cation a success at the University of pictures show very little distortion. Dave Ebeltoft visited at Lake Park, and Jack Darch of Fargo were pledged Chicago. In its practical applications, the ap- Minn., over the weekend. . . . Monroe paratus will open new fields of inves- Mogaard, University student, visited at Some students have completed the KAPPA DELTA PI MEETS a four-year course in one year. Others tigation in ballistics formerly unknown. the house over the weekend. . . Her- have done it in two and the majority By detecting defects in high speed ma- bert Sparkey visited the house last Kappa Delta Pi, national honor edu- in less than four years. Fewer stu- chinery, by "freezing" practically any Friday evening. cation fraternity, held its second din- dents cut classes and a greater num- action, the new apparatus will show * * * ner meeting last night at Ceres hall. 23etter&a 61E1 n4217 Dr. P. J. Iverson talked on "Modern ‘Al ber take post-graduate work. both how and why a machine breaks. Alpha Tau Omega— Its applications in the automobile in- Trends in Education." But President Robert M. Hutchins Mr. Gudmundson visited his son, Give someone a tip that you'd love dustry alone, promise wide renown for William Buck has been elected dele- believes the plan has a drawback. At- Eddie last week. .. The Mother's Club to have a new Permanent for Christ- Riggs. gave the chapter a beautiful new table gate to the national convocation of tendance at classes has increased since mas! And see to it that yours comes it became non-compulsory, indicating lamp. . . . Willard Burnett visited Bud Kappa Delta Pi at Atlantic City, New from the Powder Puff! a "slavish servility" which President University of Chicago students voted Brainerd Monday evening. . . . The Jersey, in February. Mildred Boett- Hutchins deplores. on whether they wanted their school to Gamma Phis will be entertained Sun- cher is alternate. The student is advised not to let the remain in intercollegiate athletics and day from 5-8 p. m. . . . Nickel and PERMANENTS university interfere with his education. the Big Ten Conference. Sixty-three Moore set the all-time record for dis- A sociologist at Indiana university If he feels he can get an education per cent of those who voted were in play of oral mastication at Monday's hired "a well known expert in theft" $3 to $10 superior to that the faculty can give favor of retention of the present ath- culinary outlay. by the week to tell him about the him, he can go to the aquarium, take letic program. * * * "trade". Then he compiled a lexicon a trip around the world or deposit Kappa Kappa Gamma— of terms in underworld jargon for the Fargo's Smart Beauty Shop On himself with an encyclopedia. Statistics at the University of Wis- Elizabeth Dewey, Grandin, was at the several branches of thievery. consin extension division show that Be Ballet Russe Tuesday Miss Mat- Third Floor The owner of the most perfect feet persons from 40 to 49 years of age are hilda Thompson spoke on etiquette and An electric eye detects late-comers Powder Puff Phone 740-W of any sorority coed at the University better students than youths of 15 to 19. grooming at culture meeting following to physics classes at St. Thomas col- 0'% 3 IA Floor Room 312 ?,) of Oklahoma wears size 61/2-A. The The older students received 24 A's and pot-luck Monday. . . . Small gifts be lege. Even while the professor's back (y6/ BLACK BUILDING girl whose feet were judged most per- three D's in college courses, compared exchanged when the annual Christmas is turned, a person can't slip in un- Where College Girls Have their fect among the independent entrants to 17 A's and 12 D's for the younger party is held in the rooms Sunday 5:30- detected. for he vino- cross the light Hair Done. wears 6 1/2-AAA's. group. 7:30. beam and when he does, a gong clan„ 3.

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Spectrum -- SIPCO R.TS 1.11 11.1 Section BISON YEARLINGS ARE IMPRESSIVE IN 41-16 VICTORY Frosh Run Riot In Prelim Bison Unable To 107 Turn Out TED WHALEN SETS SMITH A SCORING RECORD To MSTC Game Saturday Cope With MSTC For Rifle Team By JOHN SMITH Tolchinsky, has undertaken a new duty I don't mean to say that the Bison —that of basketball referee. At the Once again the Bison have met de- With hopes high and eyes set on the have deserved to win all of the bas- Baby Bison-MSTC Frosh game last Bison On Trip To feat and once again they have no Hearst trophy offered to the winners ketball games that they have dropped Saturday the referee failed to appear Forwards Pave Way alibis. Although the 35-34 margin of the national championship, 107 ama- so far this season, but when you con- and Sam was drafted for the job and Count First Win was the closest they have come to vic- teur riflemen reported to Mor Bo- sider that they have lost four games by he did a pretty fair job of handling For First Win tory this season they do not begrudge ruski as he issued a call for all AC a total of nine points you might go as the whistle, too. Dick Holzer can still the Teachers the well-earned victory students interested in a position on far as to say that they certainly are en- step as lively as he did 25 years ago, Mayville won by 4 points and then that the MSTC Dragons earned last the Bison rifle team. titled to at least one or two victories. but he'll have to retire one of these Bison fans were given a first show- the Bison lost twice by 2 point mar- Saturday night. With joy in his face but with a The Mayville Teachers' game was a years and then probably Sam will get gins and last week the margin was ing of the high-powered Frosh outfit The Dragons displayed an under- sinking feeling in his heart Major Bo- close battle with the score tied up his chance. cut to one point. This week-end the * • * last Saturday night as they turned in hand bullet-like passing attack which ruski watched the ever increasing with minutes to go, the Bison had lost Bison are going to have two oppor- could hardly be improved and the stream of upperclassmen and fresh- Whalen and Rorvig long before the The Bison continue their rapid-fire an easy 41-16 victory over the MSTC tunities to get rid of that losing margin Bison, whose ball-hawks are becoming men swarm into the rifle range. Al- final gun sounded. The score was 41 basketball schedule by meeting James- reserves in a preliminary to the Bison- entirely and come out on the top noted for breaking up passing attacks though he knew that every new candi- to 37. Concordia college won in an town college at Jamestown, Dec. 10, side. Dragon clash. were unable to cope with it. Yatchak date increased the chances of a win- overtime encounter, 38 to 36, with and Valley City State Teachers at A pair of future Bison forwards lee Friday evening they engage the con- and Schwanke at forwards shone on ning team he also realized that the Whalen and Phillips both out. Wah- Valley City on Dec. 11. Both of these the attack that steam-rollered the fident Jamestown Jimmies who expect the MSTC offense while Zehren turn- military department which has shrunk peton Science won with a basket in teams will be tough propositions for Baby Dragons. Bob Johnson and Law- little trouble in downing the Herd. ed in a good game by holding down in size since last year was getting the closing 20 seconds of the game, the Herd with Jamestown being excep- rence Tanberg were the pair that The next evening they come a little the elusive Ted Whalen. more and more work piled on its hands. score 42 to 40. A technical foul for tionally so. The fact that the Bison closer to home when they engage the stalling (the Bison were behind) won scored 15 and 11 points, respectively. Our captain, Carl Rorvig, showed The Major knew that there were going cagemen have been playing on foreign Vikings from Valley City Teachers col- for Moorhead Teachers, 35 to 34. I Johnson, from Albert Lea, won fame that he wasn't just having a lucky day to be many evenings this year when he courts does not increase their chances lege. Since Jamestown already holds think the kids deserve a better break in Minnesota playing circles while against Wahpeton when he went wild. would not be able to leave the range of victory, but it certainly is great ex- a victory over the Vikings the Bison than that; I've never seen a team Tanberg starred for Dickinson. Against the Dragons he again led until dusk or dark. perience for a green team. Not until feel that if they beat the Jimmies they work harder to win. Paul Johnson, a Grafton product, the Bison attack with 10 points. Ted But he didn't care so much. After January 11 do the Bison perform at can get a winning streak of two games. • • scored twice from the field and ex- Whalen was all over the court again all his job is the building of men out the home court and they will, no The Herd is in fine shape and rar- Ted Whalen probably is holding hibited a nice pivot shot which the and was continually worrying the of boys. And he figures that teaching doubt, be pretty hard to stop when ing to go. The combination of Rorvig Teachers were unable to stop. Had Teachers. a student how to handle himself well some sort of a record at the present they feel the familiar hardwood under he not been bothered with an injured and Whalen has just found itself and time for the speed in which he drop- them. Coach Lowe tried a system whereby enough to make a good marksman out hand he might have counted several may be good enough to score enough ped in two baskets against MSTC last • * • he had five potential scorers on the of him is one of the best ways to make more times. points to hold a lead. Saturday nite. He practically "hand- North Dakota university served no- floor at one time. He used Whalen him a good, clean type of American Sig Erickson and George Hammel Herman Larson is just waiting for a citizen. There are many things taught cuffed" the radio announcer and offi- tice on the North Central Conference and Rorvig in the back court on of- were the starting guards and were chance to redeem that technical foul on the rifle range besides the mere cial scorers. He made a long bucket basketball coaches that they will again fense so they would get more chances very successful in throttling the Drag- of the MSTC game and the other handling of a gun. and the Dragons took the ball out of be contenders for the conference to use their long range shooting abil- on offense. Murray Weible, a former Bison are just as pepped up as Larson. bounds, the ball went into the hands championship—last Saturday they de- ity. He had Stephens, Larson, Tro.i Whenever Major Boruski finds that Fargo player, was inserted very early They all feel that they are bound to of the Bison "bird dog" and from feated a strong team at Hamline uni- seth, Fraser, Maxwell and Phillips all he has to spend his time up in the and also used his size and ability to win soon even though the so-called there into the net for another two versity, 42 to 39. South Dakota uni- converging on the basket to follow in office and not down on the range he good advantage. experts still persist in saying that the points. Two baskets in such rapid versity didn't do as well as they ex- the long shots by the Bison high-scor- presses into service Don Jackson or Three more Fargo boys who showed Herd will lose every game. order have never been possible in bas- pected at Minnesota—the half ended ing pair. Although the system still" Phil Hodgson, both students who do a that they won't weaken the team were ketball until this year, which saw the 27 to 5 for the Gophers and the final In this week's scrimmages they have needs more practice fans feel that capable job of instruction and keeping Ossie Frederickson, Don Johnston and elimination of the center jump after a count was 45 to 23. This gives me an really made headway against the Lowe has really found the right com- the records and materials in order on Bob Ulland. Royce Satre, the Court- basket is made. opportunity to remind NDAC fans that Freshmen and if that is any indica- bination there and in that way will be the range. The targets shot by every ney flash, and John Spriggs, from Bis- • • * last year the Bison defeated the mighty tion of power it means that they might getting the most out of the squad's fan is kept on file and actual scoring marck, also saw service and didn't The Spectrum's sports editor, Sam Gophers, 33 to 29. win tonight or tomorrow because be- present ability. of the shooting will soon be made. slow up the high-geared offense. Pat fore the MSTC game the Frosh had The team still have plenty of fight- The squad is down to about 60 men Toomey, a Wisconsin boy, was the run wild over the varsity. Howard Erickson and Howard Berget. ing spirit left even though they have now after three weeks of practice and twelfth man to see service and he also The starting lineup for the Bison will ATO's Eye Peeled The team, managed by Herman Bow- added 4 points from the field. suffered their fourth straight loss and two teams of about 30 men, with alter- probably find the same outfit that they feel that they are going to win nates, will soon be chosen to represent ers and coached by Dave Cavett, has The Bison yearlings got off to a started against the Dragons with Ror- For Intramural Title slow start and at the end of five min- at least once this week-end. the school. Willingness to practice purchased new blue and gold uni- vig and Whalen to pot the long shots counts heavily in the team selections utes had but a 4 to 3 lead. The boys forms this year. They will wear the and Maxwell, Fraser and Stephens as Prepared to do or die in defense of were very evidently pressing and miss- and someone who is out there every uniforms to the games which they the most dependable at following in day practicing is liable to beat out the intramural basketball title which ed many certain counters. have scheduled with approximately 12 and getting the rebounds. they won last year the ATO frater- However, the future Herd started someone who at the present time shoots out-of-town teams. A four-day trip Sports Writers nity is already organizing with hopes clicking and the buckets started drop- with better results if the coaches figure over Christmas vacation, taking the that the one who is trying harder can of another big basketball year. ping through until the Baby Bison quint as far as central North Dakota, be improved. held a 20 to 3 lead at the half. Poll Conducted Only one man, Wayne Springer, is is being planned but plans are not as In the last half the Frosh were sub- NCC Meet Names About 10 postal matches have so far missing from the quintet that was un- yet completed. stituted so often that their defense been arranged with other colleges and defeated in league play last year. The On these outside trips the team may naturally suffered and this together By Robt. Kunkel the team will also engage with two returning squad men are: Bob Erick- be strengthened by the addition of with the Baby Dragons suddenly find- 3 Bison To Honor matches with the university and also son, Herman Bowers, Paul Boyle, Carl Jim Maxwell, Bob Ulland and George in the Seventh Corps areas intercol- White, Murray Loomis, Jim Critch- Hammel if Coaches Smith and Lowe ing the hoop gave the MSTC reserves For the past four years a poll of legiate matches. That is the official field and Bun Maddock. Among the allow them to compete with the fra- 13 points while the AC Frosh scored With the return of Athletic Director collegiate sports writers throughout match. They will engage in firing for prominent new men are Bill Peppler, ternity team. 21, leaving the final result a victory for C. C. Finnegan and 0. 0. Churchill the nation has been conducted by Bob the Hearst trophy, the winners of the AC by 25 points. from the North Central Conference Kunkel, former sports editor of the which get a free trip to Washington, Tuesday night the Frosh won back meeting comes the finish to a football Dakota Student, student publication of D. C., with all expenses paid. The AC a little more basketball prestige for season that saw the rise of a new all the University of North Dakota. The won the trophy several years ago. John Smith Only Coach Who Is the AC as they outscored the MS time star at North Dakota State al- group has grown from an organization varsity 52-49 in a scrimmage session. though the team finished in third place of 34 writers in 1934 to 83 in 1937. The The results with the men remaining in the final standings. 83 ballots represented 40 states and have been surprisingly good and some Alumnus; Was Star Of Two Sports Among the various things accomplish- the District of Columbia. of the 10 men left from the 1936 team may be displaced by new men. The John Smith, freshman coach and ed at the conference was the naming of The poll has grown so large that Faculty Volleyball results are expected to improve a little general handy man, of the Athletic de- the various players who were the most next year its All-American team will more when the range undergoes the partment, is the only full-time Bison valuable to their teams. Ernie Wheeler, be published in a national publication. contemplated reconstruction which will coach who formerly starred on Bison League Under Way the great Bison halfback, was named The organization, known as the Na- lay down a planked floor with matt- teams. for the Bison. Three of the Herd was tional Intercollegiate Sports Writers' ress covering and the moving back of He started his collegiate career at A keen interest in volley ball is selected on the honor roll of the con- association sends a questionnaire to the pillars. the University of North Dakota in the again shown by the fact that up to this ference which picks the 22 men most all of its members asking their selec- fall of 1926. He competed for their date 42 male members of the fffculty worthy of praise. Holt, guard, Pollock, tions for a first and second team of freshman football team that year that have turned out for practice, according tackle, and Wheeler, halfback won All-American players. The writers can they beat one of the great AC frosh to Glenn Lawritson, one of the faculty's honors for NDS. not vote for members of their own Rooters Spirits teams. He played quarterback in those more enthusiastic exponents of the Schedules were drawn up and it was teams. days, at a time when the quarterback game. decided that the AC will compete Nine All-American teams are picked Dim After The called the signals instead of being used The 42 turn-outs would enable the against NDU and ISTC on the home and approximately 100 more players solely for blocking. faculty to have seven regular six-man field while they will travel to South are given honorable mention. In order Novelty Leaves However, he didn't care much for teams. However, it is expected that Dakota twice to meet the University to win honorable mention the player the U and since the present conference not more than six teams will be or- and State College respectively. must be mentioned by at least two rules regarding transferring from ganized, because many of those who Wheeler scored 43 points to become schools other than the school nominat- What has happened to our cheer- school to school was not in effect he have thus far registered interest in the the Conference leading scorer. Behind ing him. There were approximately leaders? This fall some enterprising gave up a good job and started at the game will be unable to attend sessions him in second place was Magovich (TC) 200 nominated that did not win hon- student went out and organized a sec- AC in the winter of 1927. He com- twice a week due to work and other with 30 points. Rorvig of NDSC was orable mention. tion of new cheerleaders, supposedly to peted in Frosh basketball for the Baby activities. The members of these six tied for fourth with 18 counters. Our Earnest Wheeler and the Sioux co-operate with the regular noiseget- Bison and played against many of his teams will be selected Wednesday, Although no new rules were brought Fritz Pollard were the only North ters picked and trained by Doc Put- former teammates. when the play-offs which have been in the old set of rules was clarified and Central Conference players to rank as nam. Because he missed several terms of in progress this past week, will be revised so as to be up to date in every high as honorable mention although But the two cheerleaders, Curtis and school throughout the college career he ended. respect. several others were nominated. Hunkins, were not asked about the was only able to get two years of foot- Enthusiast Lawritson hopes to see At Augustana's own request the new setup and were not taken into the COACH JOHN SMITH We feel that honor is a distinct ball and basketball on his varsity rec- games scheduled with the usual num- adoption of the South Dakota School confidence of the new cheering corps achievement for Wheeler because that ord. Wendell Kielty is having the ber of nearby teams from Fargo and into the conference was tabled for an- with the result that for a while we had means that in the minds of the college 1937 BISON same trouble this year. He was in Moorhead. These would include the other year. two separate groups exhorting for the sports writers he ranks higher than school only one term his second year Fargo YMCA, Moorhead Business Men, Bison and we had some good cheering such backs as Cody Isbell, Purdue; and yet that cut him off from an en- MSTC Faculty, Fargo High School at two football games. Hessburg, Yale; Stapulis, Pitt; Ingram, tire year of basketball. Faculty, and the Northwestern Bell But what has happened now. At the Navy; and Spurgeon, of Illinois, none After graduation in 1930 he coached Telephone company's aggregation. In two basketball games played at Moor- Hockey League of whom were good enough to win three years at Waubun, Minnesota, aft- addition it is hoped that one team will head the Concordia and MSTC root- more than a nomination. er a year's layoff. In the fall of 1935 show sufficient prowess to warrant its ers were going to town while the AC Intercollegiate Writers' First Team he was hired by his former coach, entering the tournaments which will be fans asked themselves and each other, Plans Formulated William Daddio—Pittsburgh End Casey Finnegan, to coach freshman held later this winter at the Fargo "Why doesn't someone get up and lead Edmund Franco—Fordham..______Tackle athletics while Bob Lowe was boosted a yell?" YMCA and the MSTC. Joe Routt—Texas A. & M. Guard to assistant coach. Here is a game that has commanded Once again, Alpha Phi Omega, hon- orary Scouting fraternity, has an- Alex Wojciechowicz—Fordham___Center The answer is that no cheerleader His record as coach has been im- the respect of men and boys and even Leroy Monsky—Alabama______was present. Although the Bison boost- nounced that it will sponsor an intra- Guard pressive in the last two years although women throughout the United States ers were both willing and anxious to mural hockey league and will present Tony fdatisi—Pittsburgh Tackle in 1935 the Baby Sioux eked out a and the world. It may be played either holler their heads off they had to do it a cup to the winning team. After a Andy Bershak—North Carolina____End football win and then swamped the out of doors or indoors. All that is without the benefit of organized cheer- close race last year the cup was won Clinton Frank—Yale Back Baby Bison twice in basketball. needed for the game are a net, a ball Marshall Goldberg—Pittsburgh_____Back ing. and players on two sides. Officially by the ATO fraternity who are fav- In 1936 his yearlings ran roughshod Byron White—Colorado Back And now the impression is that our the game should be played with six on orites to win again this year. over the Sioux first year men 26-0 to Joe Kilgrow—Alabama. Back rival cheerleaders are not out there to each side; with three sets of spikers The committee to handle all arrange- break a five-year winning streak of help the team but merely to make a and relayers. The game may be made ments dealing with the hockey league the U and then they licked them again showing for themselves. It's all very as strenuous as the participants may has been appointed by John Fisher, they are successful in getting money 6-0. Although the young Sioux won nice to see five or six pretty girls get like or as easy as they desire. Like APO head. It consists of Paul Nickel, to sponsor a rink they are going to again in basketball the freshman coach up in front and ask for more and the game of golf, its physical require- chairman; Charles Waechter, Martin guarantee a warming house for the has high hopes of licking them this more noise but where are they when ments cannot be measured until one Wolfe, and Gil Wagner. They have students. Although plans for the new year, even as his football team did . the team really needs help. has tried the game. announced that any fraternity or col- football bleachers include a warming when they stretched their winning John Smith of the athletic depart- lege organization wishing to enter a house it will not be ready this winter And some of the rumors passing streak to two years in a row. ment is at present interested in get- team get in touch with any of the corn- and so the committee is trying to se- around are to the effect that the men He has hopes of sometime getting a ting interfraternity volley bail started mittee members so their name may be cure the loan of a house from the city cheerleaders ought to turn their sweat- college athletic director's job of his on the State college campus on the figured on in the drawing up of sched- park board. ers in and let someone wear them who own, although at the present time he same basis as intramural basketball. ules which will take place right after - If the proposed interfraternity sports is content to forsake some pleasures is content to stick around and absorb If an interfraternity athletic board is Xmas vacation. board is set up the fraternity pledged just for the purpose of helping the more of the Finnegan system, which set up as hoped for by the students, The fraternity is going a little far- its fullest co-operation and will aid in team morally if not physically has made Casey one of the most feared Mr. Smith might see his hopes come ther this year and is trying to get a any way possible to make the idea a And so here is to more and louder yet well liked coaches in the confer- yells. ence. true. hockey rink on the school campus. If success. CAPTAIN CARL RORVIG THE SPECTRUM Seven Intramural Plan Finnegan Favorable Basketball In WAA Christmas Party Student Opinions, Interest For NDSC For Fraternities NCI Conference Three Weeks Ahead Touchball Mounting Near Completion The WAA made sure of being first Boosters Needed By SAM TOLCHINSKY Although the Bison's cause in the in something by beating the Yuletide Although the football season is over By JIM McGREGOR With all of the hubbub about in- NCIC was well nigh hopeless even be- season by three weeks- in order to To Complete Pool there are many students who would tramural sports we did not think it fore the pre-season guesses started throw their annual Christmas party at A new deal in interfraternity sports like to see a touchball league insert- at all out of the way to write to the coming in it is interesting to see how the YWCA on December 2. on the NDAC'campus is reaching com- Still pending federal approval is the ed into the school intramural sports University of Minnesota to see just the other teams in the league stack up. A good turnout of members played pletion. A proposed plan similar to $69,000 WPA grant for various ha- program and if an interfraternity sports how their intramural setup works. The Sioux have another good team miniature shuffleboard, miniature vol- the one in effect at the "U" has been provements on the campus. Although board is set up the program may go Their system is without doubt one of coming up even with two new faces at leyball, tiddleywinks with golf tees, presented to members of the board of approval has been granted by the Far- through. the largest and most successful sys- the forward posts. Sonny Lemaire and and threw cards into a hat throughout athletic control and from present indi- Because the fall program of inter- tems in the country today. Bill McCosh are the starters now who the evening to pass the time. go and Bismarck offices, it is expected cations this plan will be backed 100 fraternity sports is nil there would be will attempt to make the fans forget Lunch was served at 10 o'clock after that four weeks will elapse before the per cent by the board. The university sets up and maintains no other sports to interfere with a Finnegan and Birk. At guards the the exchange of gifts among the mem- final word from Washington is re- Primarily the plan is this: The In- an intramural department for the sup- ceived. touchball league unless a year round regular guards from last year, Pepke bers. terfraternity Council shall set up a ervision and administration of the in- volley ball league is set up. and Kittleson were thought to have a From funds left over from a former board of control known as "The Intra- tramural athletics. The paid help con- cinch on the jobs but along came Pete grant, decorating has been done in the Teams could be entered by the vari- mural Athletic Board of Control." The sists of an office staff to keep the rec- Editor's Note: The matter taken Burich, the football star, to win a Art department and in other rooms in ous fraternities, the Men's dorm could purpose of this organizatin shall be to ords and a group of students, usually up below, the attitude of which I starting post. The Sioux's power is Science hall, and for the athletic and have several teams, and hosts of boys establish and preserve a high standard physical education majors, who referee believe is typical of the entire stu- not as yet fully determined although military departments. If there are still could take part as members of teams of intramural athletic competition. The the major sports. dent body on the swimming pool they beat the favored Hamline Pipers. funds remaining from the old grant, sponsored by various college organi- affairs of the Intramural Athletic The administrative staff makes out question, has recently been looked Monday night, however, they were parts of the Home Economics depart- zations such as the Cosmopolitan club, league shall be administered by this schedules, notifies teams when they into by the local and state com- trounced by the Wisconsin Big Ten ment will be redecorated. YMCA, Saddle and Sirloin and any organization The membership of this are to play, has final authority in mat- mittee on Campus and Grounds. team. If the new grant is approved, gen- other college society. board shall consist of five regular ters of eligibility, provides trophies and eral repair and redecorating work will Medals, purchased for a small sum members and as many alternate mem- arranges for physical examinations for South Dakota university was picked be done in all buildings, but especial of money, could annually be given bers as shall be necessary. all men. to be one of the tough teams in the attention will be paid to the library, for the longest and most accurate There a fraternity council governs conference this year with a letterman Student Opinion One of the regular members of this the dairy department, the hog barns, passing and kicking students in the the group and it meets every two at every position. But they were taken board shall be the director of intra- DRY HOLE BRINGS STUDENT and probably Festival hall. It is also school. The contests- would naturally weeks to discuss eligibility of frater- over the hurdles by Minnesota and then mural athletics. The remaining four SIGHS possible that the ground north of the exclude anyone out for varsity foot- nity members, sports to be included on lost a two point thriller to Carleton members shall be students who are Now that zero weather has driven Field House would be landscaped. ball. the program for the quarter and gen- college. Coach Hoy of SDU has al- appointed by the interfraternity coun- students to seeking indoor recreation, It is believed that if there were eral business. At the present time they ways stressed defense in basketball and cil for one, two, three and four sem- they are again emitting despondent some expression of student opinion on are promoting an ice rink on the cam- the new rule eliminating the center esters respectively. Thereafter the re- sighs as they pass the almost-complet- the matter, it would be possible to pus. jump has done his team no good. tiring officers shall be replaced by ed swimming pool in the physical edu- have the swimming pool in the Field AC Boxer Wins One The fraternities themselves award SDS USES SOPHOMORES members elected by th board. No cation building. They gaze at the 32 House completed and to have the main the trophies which are won by the member elected to fill a vacancy may South Dakota State is not planning by 84 foot cemented tank and imagine drive paved. However, as matters now North Dakota Title various champions while the university belong to the same fraternity or or- as heavily on a winning team this year it filled with warm water, and see stand, the authorities attempting to put awards individual medals to the mem- ganization as the retiring board mem- as in 1939 but with the group of sopho- themselves splashing happily about in these projects over have not had suf- bers of the team winning the all- ficient "push" behind them. The boxing spirit at NDS has gone to ber. mores and lettermen on their team its clear depths—incidentally, as part university title. the dogs. Although the old reliables The above outline is merely a tem- they are going to be hard to beat and of their regular physical education Their system differs from our pro- porary outline of the proposed board won't need many breaks to come training Roy and Rex Carr are still working out posed scheme in that we want awards daily the only other ones who have and there will no doubt be some re- through with a title. Their offense is However, as has long been the case, of sweaters while they are awarded School Now Adopting appeared lately are Jack Malloy and visions made. However the basis on all set and if their guards turn in a it seems that their sighs will be in medals. Our plan also provides for a Al Johnston. which the board will be formed will good job they won't lose many games. vain, because—it's the old old story— small admission fee into intramural Wrestling As Sports follow along these lines. where will the money that would finish Johnston was the only AC boxer to athletics so as not to expect too much Iowa State defeated Iowa State The powers of this board shall be Teachers college 30-26 despite the ef- it, come from? They look at one an- win a title at the recent golden gloves from the school. Wrestling is becoming a fast grow- to have complete control of revision, forts of all-conference center Bob Cur- other and say, "Well, gee, it's prac- tourney in Bismarck although several ing sport at several of the Conference amendment, enforcement and interpre- FINNEGAN WANTS SPORTS tis. Fans should remember that name tically finished just as it is It's ce- others were defeated by the ones who schools. The Sioux have adapted it tation of the constitution of the Intra- All of the comments coming from the Curtis because it will be bandied mented, bottom and sides; the water eventually won in their class. with a vengeance and now that football mural Athletic league. The decisions athletic department so far have been around more than the names.Birk, Fin- inlets are there; the lights are there— There is expected to be a revival in is over 15 men are working out daily of the board shall be final in all mat- very favorable to the plan. C. C. Fin- negan, Anderson or Saunders were last all that's needed is a coating of tile and the manly art of self defense after under a student coach, Nate Putchat. ters. All routine administration of negan, athletic director, thinks that a year. With five lettermen back and a filter" Yes, that's all—just a mat- Christmas though inasmuch as letters An intramural mat meet will be held the program is handled by the intra- good intramural movement can be one only two of them sure of starting the ter of $10,000 stand, in the way of its and numeral sweaters are awarded soon. mural director and he arranges the of the finest extracurricular activities Tutors are going to be tough. completion. But where will the $10,000 for participation in the sport. The ISTC has already earned an en- schedules, sees that the fields are ready on the campus. But if a board is set come from? Rich Uncle? State leg- Morningside is going to miss the ser- viable position in the mat world and If the new intramural setup goes and records the results and keeps a up to manage the activities the mem- islature? Raise the ante on the stu- vices of their two regular guards and has squads working out both for varsity through also that will mean an annual file 'of the participating teams and per- bers will have to pledge themselves to dents registration fee? Charge toll for they are claiming that the graduation purposes and intramural sports. Five intramural meet with awards to the sonnel. This will be practically a full their job because it will be no easy job those who use he pool? Well, 1,700 of those two have wrecked their team, lettermen and eight sophomores com- winners of titles then. time job, and if carried out efficiently getting things organized. students should •be able to cook up but we can't see it their way The prise the varsity squad while everyone should prove to be a boon to intra- Under the present plan Finnegan is loss of two men from the powerhouse some sort of an answer. What do you mural athletics on this campus. able to pledge his help to the utmost think? who has not won numerals or letters which wrecked the Bison last year in the sport are eligible for the intra- but finances of the athletic department Just for the benefit of a few people Each participating man pays a fee of will not affect the Maroons that much. mural crowns. DAKOTA PHOTO 25c and this is used to defray part of would not allow the edparment to un- The filling in of the guard posts by who might not know where the un- the costs of sweater awards. These dertake it on its own. It is taking all two lettermen who have reputations of finished swimming pol is located—it is ENGRAVING CO. of their available cash to build new beneath the stage at the north end of Adoption of movies to supplement sweater awards shall be given to the their own is enough to give us grounds I U.U./7 RATOP./ Ell N football bleachers and a few years ago members of winning teams. Each man enough to pick them as one of the two the physical education building. En- but not replace the present system of ENGRAVER" UM!) PLAM1AKERI they had to pay $5,600 out of their ath- trance to it is through doors located at teaching is being seriously considered participating in these contests can win or three in the conference. If they get FAR G 0 NO. DAK. only one sweater a year regardless of letic fund for new knockdown bleach- by the Sioux and the Tutors they can the east and west. ends below the stage. at Michigan State college. the number of winning teams on which ers for basketball games win the title. —Anonymous. he is a member The athletic depart- The entire $10,000 for the new bleachers is coming out of the athletic Omaha is an unknown quantity this ment finances the program over the year but they are the team the Bison fund and not from the state as pre- Some students at State college, small sum taken by the fee system, will have to beat to stay out of the viously reported in an article last week. in South Dakota, earn money to and it furnishes the fields and some of conference cellar. the equipment. Although $32,000 in WPA funds is be- finance their education by caring ing used to build the bleachers the for rats and mice in the food ex- This program shall be divided into athletic department has established periment section of the home eco- three seasons, fall, winter and spring. somewhat of a record in not asking the nomics division. Nearly 60 per Different sports shall be played ac- Brindle Has Lost, school or the state to finance any part cent of all State college students cording to the season and these sports of the new stands. are earning their way, at least shall all be under the control of the Found Department In the past the athletic department partly, through school. intramural athletic board. • • • has awarded trophies for basketball, This plan will inaugurate a strong "Well it hasn't been so bad lately." baseball, softball, track, tennis and After fifty-one years, a graduate of intramural program and an oppor- That's what David Brindle, janitor at golf as well as giving awards to mem- Massachusetts Institute of Technology tunity to have intramural sports put on the physical education building, said bers of the rifle team, which is en- in 1886, has returned to the institute a feasible basis. With the whole heart- when asked ho wthings were going this tirely out of their jurisdiction, and a to take a course in spectroscopy, which ed support of the student body there year. Mr. Brindle is the man_who, for yearly payment of $100 for girls' sports. is now his hobby. is no reason why this plan should not your benefit, tries to recover all arti- All of those will be continued if de- solve a sore spot with the non-varsity cles lost in the building in which he is sired, says Finnegan, and he will even athletes. A more complete setup will in charge. He says that on some days provide referees and managers for the be presented at a later date. his hauls of lost articles aren't as large major sports, if desired, but as far as as others, but regardless of how much arousing enthusiasm in intramural he recovers, 80 per cent of the articles .sports and individual awards that will Store - Wide are called for within a day or two. have to be handled by the interfra- It is not at all infrequent to collect a ternity board. Varsity Hockey large variety of books, sweaters, scarfs, In the past few years interest has gloves, etc., in one day, and at times a been very dead in intramural minor librarian would be a great aid in filing sports and Finnegan hesitates to start Shoe Sale larin' To Go!' all recovered articles. a movement unless he is sure that it will not die a natural death. The most valuable finds he has made Now in Progress By MAX ETKIN Hundreds of dollars have been spent have been after dances and usually Although nothing has as yet been for hockey teams, boxing equipment consists of fraternity pins, scarfs, kig High Quality Footwear done about formulating a varsity and coaching, golf and tennis strips and gloves, and occasionally car keys. hockey team there is enough material awards, and yet there has been abso- The only complaint that he can make reduced to Bargain on hand from Fargo High school alone lutely no response to the movement is that after reporting articles as being prices for to form a formidable team. by the students. lost the persons fail to report to him There is a complete team listed Such sports as basketball, baseball, if they find the articles elsewhere, and Quick Clearance softball and track are the only ones This poor old grad, in his freshman daze, among this year's Fargo Freshmen. he searches on for something that has Adopted studious thoughts and ways, Players who come up from a team that really interest the majority of the aldready been found; therefore, he asks JEAN ADAIRS which held the state championship for students who are interested in intra- that in the future persons report to He crammed his Turret .Top with fact, three years straight. In the front line mural athletics and hose spors are al- him when they find articles which But never learned how one should act. there is Bill Larson, Irvin Fisher, and ready run in a flawless manner. The they have reported lost. "I think the Eldon Landbloom. At defense we find only thing new in the proposed plan is students are pretty swell and I cer- $3.45 Howard Berget and Bud Paulson and the offering of sweaters as individual tainly can't 'crab' about them, but it's the goalie is that all-around athlete awards. mostly the outsiders that cause the GOOD Bob Haas. Finnegan is in favor of the sweater trouble, but as for the students, they've MEASURE Two of their number were picked awards but they will have to be fi- never come better than this year." as all-state men last year. Howard nanced entirely by the new plan be- So says the man who should know, Berget and Bill Larson being the stars. cause he feels that participation in the as he's seen students come and go for /t's simple arithmetic that the more cars In addition to the Frosh we find major intramural sports has already a good many years, and who operates four other former Fargo High stars been organized by the athletic depart- the largest lost and found department General Motors sells the greater this organiza- among the upperclassmen. Chuck Pol- ment and they are spending as much on the campus. tion grows. And the solid fact back of that lock, Bob Freyburg, Bill Berget and if not more than any other school in Bob Shaw all played on the AC team the North Central Intercollegiate con growth is this: General Motors cars must con- that last year forced the touted Sioux ference. Dr. Andrew J. Kaess, Regular $6.85 values into an overtime period before being Another idea which Finnegan insti- tinually offer more in terms of tutes had to do with the abolition of M. D. extra value counted out. Besides the Fargo men there are traveling trophies. Each year a new PHYSICIAN and SURGEON $1.87 to win those sales. It is only because General countless others who are willing to trophy is bought for the winning teams Phone 141-W give anyone a battle for a position if instead of handing the old one around 104% Broadway Motors is great that it can maintain the re- a hockey team is formed. from year to year. FARGO, N. DAK. search and improvement program responsible for such modern betterments as the Turret MALTED MILKS .. . At VIC'S MARKET Top, the Unisteel Body, No Draft Ventilation, Frosted 5c and 10e . . . FOR . . . Knee-Action and advanced Hydraulic Brakes. 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S. been installed in cooperation with the Bjornson and pledging services for GRADUATED FROM 114E UNNER- main rule to follow is "Don't be gul- Conklin, director of Indiana univer- Soil Conservation Service on the Da- June Lowe. Alice Piers, Doris Stin- SIN OF MICHIGAN AT THE aGa lible where flowery phrases are con- vid Ford farm a mile and a half north- QF 93! AT 21 HE WAS WITHIN sity's psychology department told the east of Park River. son, Marian Smith, Francis Johnson, cerned." Concisely stated facts on la- A FEN WEEKS OF RECENING HIS annual Purdue university vocational The bank at a bend in the Park and Joyce Ogilvie will be held Sunday DEGREE WHEN HE ENLISTED N bels are usually correct. guidance conference recently. river had been undermining at flood morning at 9:00 a. m. arW cwIL WAR. HE WAS PRE- The junior and senior Home Eco- SENTED WITH HIS SHEEPSKIN Conklin asserted that students aver- stage, resulting in much loss of soil. Guidon, the honorary military aux- nomists in Miss Constance Leeby's 72 YEARS LATER/ age only about six hours sleep a night, An inexpensive diversion structure iliary on this campus, has as its yearly marketing class have studied labels on was erected diagonally out from the adding that fatigue and worry caused functions and duties the decoration of canned food products. The findings bank about midway of the bend where were presented in the class Tuesday by low grades often bring about drink- the Military Ball and various sponsor it was cutting. It was so designed as afternoon by Jean Leake and Lorraine ing on the part of the student. to deflect the water on downstream formalities with Scabbard and Blade. Engle. Helpful information on a label Another speaker at the conference, before it can swirl against the bank is the brand name or trade mark, itself. packer, where produced, when packed, Dr. Homer P. Rainey, director of the quantity, size, directions for use and American Council on Education's In China a kind of milk made from care, guarantee, and specification of Youth Commission, said needs of youth soybeans is used widely in the absence Down Broadway standards. are not being met either by schools or of animal milk. Vegetable cheese can By Fred Wittner and Mel Adams - It is well to avoid products carry- the employers of labor. be made from this milk, as well as a (ACP Correspondents) ing labels offering premiums and bear- "There is a wide gap between the powdered form of milk. ing testimonials of satisfied customers. completion of school and the begin- The important factors for customers BIG-TOWN GOSSIP ning of employment. There is prac- to think about in buying canned foods tically no relationship between the Nearly ten per cent of the 18,322 are: Are we getting the best article WE BUY AND SELL training which youths receive and the uniformed policemen in New York are for the purpose? and: Are we getting Old Glass, China, Books, Furniture type of jobs they enter, and after the assigned to strike duty daily . . . Much the greatest amount of product and laANDER WOXI-OTT compulsory age limit is reached no Etc., Etc. as labor leaders hate to admit it, the best quailty for the least amount of WAS NEARLY VOTED Across from Donaldson Hotel our oF money? agency is responsible for youth's ad- plethora of picketing is getting on the NIS FRATERNiTY BECAUSE justment." nerves of Manhattanites, who can stand PANTSING INSISTED ON HE ANTIQUE SHOP WEARING A RED just about so much ... Time, Inc.'s AT ARMOUR TECH (CHICAGO) ALL FRESH- FEZ AROUND 714E HOUSE. PHONE 4787 66X1 PI GAMMA MU INITIATES There is a no-smoking rule at Ohio Henry Robinson Luce (Yale '20) re- MEN REFUSING TO WEAR GREEN CAPS - HAMILTON OOLLt ceived the annual Yale Bowl Award ARE STRIPPFX OF 11-1EIR PANTS AND -GE. Wednesday night, Pi Gamma Nu, na- State university and this is the note of the Montclair, N. J., Yale club at KQURED lb WALK N SUCH A STATE tional social science honor society, the janitor put on the blackboard of Nick Roberts' old Yale Barn . • At ITO ALL CLAMS DURING THE DAY ! held its fall term initiation in the fire- the Commerce building: the presentation, it was recalled how side room of the Y. "I am going to tell the president Red Big Grocery the "Time" idea and style were de- on anybody I catch smoking in this Those initiated were: Marjorie Ped- room. This means you. I am not veloped in - a rickety old office in an erson, Mildred Boettcher, Mary Yea- PHONE 175 abandoned brewery on New York's fooling. rm good and mad." GREEK GROUPS ENTERTAIN ger, Dr. William Farber, Russell The Janitor. 314 Front Street East Side . . . The day after we noted Neon Advertises FARGO CHARITY CHILDREN Chrysler, Willard Brown, Alfred Strin- FARGO that Columbia's Lou Little has New Fresno State Band den, Joseph Schultz, Russell Stuart, York license plates reading, "LL-11," Introducing an initial idea among Kay Ostergard, Maurice Benidt, John 1938 4-H OFFICERS ELECTED we spotted New York university's Dr. The latest thing for college bands— Greek groups on this campus, Kappa Lynch, and Murray Schaetzel. Four-H club Achievement Institute Malvin A. Stevens in his Connecticut- to get all lit up. Delta sorority and Alpha Gamma Rho Officers to serve for this year are officers to head the state club organi- licensed car with the simple plates, fraternity will join forces tomorrow Margaret Cadieux, president; William zation for 1938 were elected at the "MAS" . . . We don't doubt but that Fresno State college band is prob- ably the most colorful musical organi- afternoon and entertain a group of Buck, vice-president, and 0. A. Stev- closing session of the institute at the the license bureau heads see plenty of charity children with a Christmas ens, secretary-treasurer. football games via the Annie Oakley zation in the country. By means of a NDAC Nov. 12. The 483 official dele- central power unit carried on the car- party in the Gamma Rho house. gates from 51 counties took part in route! A buffet supper will start off fes- riage of the big bass drum, the entire NOTICE—LSAA MEETING the election. FILMS TIBETAN WORSHIP - band of 100 pieces is lighted up with tivities after which each child will be The officers are: president, David presented a gift. A special highlight Interesting arrival of the week was neon and bulb lights for night march- The LSAA will meet tonight at 6:00 Barnett, Berthold, Ward county; vice- Theos Bernard, 28-year-old American ing. of the evening's events will be a vol- with the Concordia and MSTC groups president, Harriet Wilson, Monango, Buddhism scholar and Tibetan explor- With the football stadium dark, the untary entertainment program to be in Main hall auditorium at MSTC. Dickey; secretary, Gertrude Lange, er, who spent five months in Tibet. band makes a startling appearance— presented by the guests. Twenty chil- Miss Hage of Minneapolis will be Gascoyne, Bowman, and treasurer, The Arizona U. graduate took still and trombones outlined with red neon and dren are expected. present. Kenneth Manthei, Leonard, Cass. motion pictures everywhere and re- bass horns circled in blue neon, the corded ceremonies which even natives college colors. Centered in the march- NOTICE. of the country had never seen. He ing unit is the big drum, with a neon There will be a dinner meeting of photographed the Black Hat Dance, circle enclosing a neon "Fresno State" the Iowa State alumni of the north the unveiling of the Kiku Banner and on top. Each musician has a red or and west, Monday, Dec. 13, at 6:30 the ceremonial of air burial. He taught blue light on his cap and movable p. m.;- in the Graver hotel. Please STORE-WIDE photography to the natives who ac- lights at the hip which swing as he phone 1767 for reservations. companied him and thus obtain a cam- marches to light up bright red trouser Richard E. Sweitzer, era record of his own participation in legs. Secretary-Treasurer. the Buddhist religious rites. The band won first honors in a re- Clearance Sale NEW YORK AT LARGE cent San Francisco International Ex- NOTICE. position parade. Student electricians Senior Staff is sponsoring an All- If you're in New York around the perfected the intricate lighting ar- College dance to be held January 7, Christmas holidays, f'hevven's sakes rangements. don't miss the modern-dress version in the Field House. Tickets will be Home for Christmas! ... or 50c, sold at the door. of "Julius Caesar" at the Mercury A professor at Carnegie Institute of SUITS - O'COATS go anywhere on a joyful hol- theater. As the Times Brooks Atkin- Technology in measuring the decibels iday journey . . . and have Lillian Chow will be the recipient $25 values $17.95 $20 values plenty left for gifts or enter- son wrote, "It has taken the town by of sound in the men's dormitory found $ 9.95 of a scholarship awarded by Women's tainment. Greyhound Super- the ears." To quote Sage Atkinson that between 5 p. m. and 12 midnight, $30 values $19.75 $25 values $15.95 further, "With only lights and a few Senate, for the winter term. Friday Coaches give so much more the average noise level was 112.1 deci- noon, a luncheon will be held in her in comfort, speed and safety rough platforms for scenery and only bels, or "equivalent to that given by $35 to $40 values $28.75 $35 values $23.75 modern street clothes for costumes, honor in the Ceres hall dining room, and cost so much less! two riveting machines or a sustained at which time Evelyn Larson, presi- Orson Welles and John Houseman have roll of thunder." BILL OF FARES turned "Julius Caesar" into the most dent, will present the award. Round Trip exciting and terrifying drama of the Sheepskin Coats Laskin Lamb Grand Forks season." . . . Another "must" for that Bismarck 6 75 Christmas visit is the Dance Interna- 50 inches long Minneapolis 5 00 tional 1900-37, which just opened its Minot 6 30 five-week program . . . Amelia Ear- A GIFT . . . Thief River Falls 4 50 hart's "Last Flight," published last $15.95 Fergus Falls 200 week by Harcourt-Brace, is expected Wadena 3.15 to have a tremendous sale in the co-ed That Brings Happiness Throughout Jamestown 3.15 institutions . . . A. E.'s mail used to be All Christmas Gifts at Discount Valley City 2.10 full of requests from college girls for the Year, a Subscription to Bemidji 6.25 information on the best way of be- coming an aviator, and she used to answer everyone of them . . . Inciden- tally, Amelia was "tops" among wo- The Fargo Forum men lecturers at the ladies' colleges. . . . Mixed bands are becoming the Published Morning, Evening and Sunday. Phone 1000 fashion in New York night clubs One of the most interesting of these is the new orchestra of Mezz Mezzrow, the clarinet player, currently at the 1 1 Harlem Uproar House . . . It consists 1 UNION BUS DEPOT of six Negroes and six white men .. . One Block East of Broadway on Front St., Fargo 506 N. P. Ave., Fargo All the rhythm instruments, with the O ro PHONES 1210-1211 exception of the piano, are handled by ki map the Negroes . . . The tone produced by -- s4a4St...0 the orchestra is something new for L "iisbAre 16 —' swing fans. Have you seen our exclusive line of. Dr. C. J. Anderson Phone 996 1101/2 Broadway Be Sure.. • • Evenings by Appointments Christmas Cards, Wrappings, Cord PRACTICE GENERAL OSTEOPATHIC to drop in during the and Enclosures? Holidays and En joy se- Expert Watch and Jewelry REPAIRING Give new modernistic Book Ends for E. W. JOHNSON lect food and modern Jeweler Christmas. .. $1.00 to $3.00 606 Front St. FARGO, N. D. Surroundings.

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