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Pace E i| t it THE HILLSIDE TIMES, FRIDAY, APRIL 29, 1927 WEST END IMPROVERS SEEK SINGLE 5 CENT FARE STE1N1TE and CLEARTONE Electric Poorly Fainted House CHAPMAN BROS. When | Causes Loss to Owner (Continued from Page 1 ) NOW LOCATED AT 1TOO MUNN AYE , HILLSIDE, N. J, It is poor policy to economig zeo has been appointed a member of CASEY RADIO -tm -y o u r painting jot the Police Department and will be are you paint o f your house, its quality unable to attend meetines regularly. D EA LERS IN and kind, adds inestimably to Herbert Meyer was nominated to 1518 Maple Avenue at going to g its appearance. Pure Milk, Cream and Strictly fre s h Eggs T he average person can tell succeed him. f s much m ore about paint than he A committee consisting of James Williamson Avenue Try ouj* milk from a Tuberculin Tested Herd. Cooled to a could ten years ago. H e knows Bolan, Charles Bonnerand. Steuben Waverly 6600 w hether it has been w ell dona Mickadem, Benson and Adnlnh Bever temperature of 40° through our modern refrigeration system, and STORE or poorly done. was appointed to seek meet’pg quar­ bottled the night before delivered. A painter, to do a creditable ters wit^i a lower rental. The asso­ piece o f work, needs plenty of PURITY SERVICE ciation wdl inouire into the delav in YOUR time. He should not be hurried, Established 191 Waverly 6287 or h av e a couple of days cut off laying of sidewalks on New York from his scheduled tim e. placer— ■— —“— —------B o th paint and varnish, to Committeeman C. T. Woodruff was AUTOMOBILE INSURANCE RUGS? wear well, should have'plenty present and again emphasized the ad- of opportunity to dry, a n a there visibility of extending the payments Be sure your policy give* you adequate protection. is no lasting economy in failing for the sanitary sewor over a period to pfit a sufficient num ber of cf twer tv years. He also urged the C o n su lt coat of paint on your house. members to insist on the courtesv of I lANCOVUlS & SOM L E T U S DO YOUR P A IlfT U T O speaking from the floor at meetings U IMOmiNGTONI12-120ARUNQTON ST. 11 Good Material. Good Work of the Township Committee and of SMALLEY & RACE, Inc. NEWARK, N.U. MITCHELL 1335' W . F. DANE- passing on important matters in nnh- "Insurance Adviaora” Oldest and largest Carpet Painter and Decorator lic meeting *onlv. President Smith 1326 No. Broad St. Tel.'Wav. 4063 Hilltido, N. J. Cleaning Plant in JYcl. pointed out that the association had M 1277 Salem Ave., Hillside, N. J. been getting much better results since the practice of sneaking from the floor had been discontinued- Mr. Woodruff spoke also of the effort to increase water rates forty per cent, which he termed unjust. The deadly fly 1b th« enemy of your family. To help you keep him out we “An overcoat of shingles will o m e i s have the following: make your house more com­ fortable.” "WORK. AND WIN- •YEP-BUT WIN- Galvanized Wire £when Electric and Gas j AND YOU WONT 7 Bronzed Wire VuAVEr TO WORKT • Screen Paint OUR ELECTRICAL WORK Screen Hardware Servants do the Work. Wins your appreciation. W ork & and Win. Good old standby We also have Flit and philosophy. \Electrjfying for Karl-O-Spray moreyintelligenP'work and lei­ sure is the modern way. Kelvination Is Everything Electrical appliances that are worthy of a'jri^ce in your home. Refrigeration Should Be Wm. A. Bahret With the coming of Kelvinator, another'burdeh was lifted 240 HOLLYWOOD AVENUE from the home-maker’s shoulders. The work and attention de­ Emerson 2876 manded by old-time cooling methods are ended. Member of Union County Elec­ Because the constant low temperature maintained by trical League ft\ Kelvinator, even* the most perishable foods remain fresh for The Button on the Wall days. Milk, butter, eggs, tencrer fresh vegetables may be stored At the pressu.e o} a but­ in Kelvinator without dajiger exposing their delicate flavors. ton on the side of your Because Kelvinator provides dry of cork board and. attractively fin 3 wall, lights glow here and cold for food storage, the inside of HILLSIDE THEATRE there, wherever they are the refrigerator can be kept as HOLLYWOOD AT LONG AVENUE needed. dean as pantry shelves and with Saves Time, Saves At t\e same Tragic as little trouble. J ■ Saturday—April 30 touch, refrigeration begins If the family leaves home unex­ Gas, Saves Steps in your refri. - $tor, the pectedly for a few days, the home­ Every home-maker should know ; Bebe Daniels in “ STRANDED IN PARIS’' washing process begins in maker need not worry about the the story of the Direct Action gas Comedy News Fables the washing inachine. food in the refrigerator. Kelvina- Back of the button lies range with the expansion oven— tor works automatically and will Sunday and Monday—May 1 and 2 warmth when it's cold- ah oven that can be extended to And the best thing about this cooling breeze's when the maintain the same dry cold when SPECIAL ATTRACTION! TWO DAYS! the home-maker is away as when provide capacity required for “overcoat” is that it makes the weather’s too warm. larger meals or bigger bakings. she is at home. house cooler in the summer, as And way back of the The broiler on the Direct Ac* well as warmer in the winter! CLARA BOW in “IT” button-in power stations, Any refrigerator that is in goc^dj in substations, and on the condition can be Kelvinator equip­ tion gas range is placed above the No building material has yet By Elinore Glyn lines, Public Service peo . ped. Trays can be installed in oven to save stooping. been proved to have greater in­ Comedy News Cartoon pie are at work night and which ice cubes in just the right The Qven of this gas range it sulating qualities than wood. day to see to it that elec­ bottomless and requires no pre- Tuesday—May 3 DOUBLE FEATURE BILL! size for table use can be made, or ished in gray enamel. This model Seating. tricity responds to every dainty desserts frozen. Complete costs $ . And when you consider t Claire Wind.or and Wm. Haine. in “A LITTLE JOURNEY” 210 There are separate burners for wall^ and roof of wood shingles V pressure of the button. Kelvinator refrigerator cabinets can Also—Reed Howe, in “THE NIGHT OWL” All Kelvinator cabinets may be baking and broiling ovens. give your house the most mod- Comedy also be had at all Public Service purchased at Public Service stores ern er and ai airier qualify, so soned cooked spinach. Slice eggs No other fuel or heating method and even temperature of a Southern home if heated by a over top. Pour sauce over them. O does she select can supply the carefree heating Sprinkle with grated cheese and Thatcher Round Boiler. lamps of more comfort that an automatic gas fur­ simple design paprika. Bake at $90 degrees moderate oven, for 30 minutes. nace supplies. It cost* less to re­ Among its many advantages are: with shade of place a furnace with a gas furnace The “staggered” fire travel which utilizes all hot gases and parchment to Medium White Stuoe than it does to install an attach­ smoke instead of allowing some to escape Op the chimney; light her home l cup milk a tlbisspoonit£6le flour by night during the summer. 2 tablespoons butter ment to 'present equipment for use; Firing periods are less frequent due to the depth of the fire- New and lovely tamps and ^4 tec spoon salt of other fuels. Every home would Few grains pepper pot with its large coal carrying capacity; shades of simple design are arriving be glad to be rid of the furnace Provision for domestic hot water system, so that ample hot atl Public .-Service; stores daily. Their Me! Sutter, add the (lour arid modest prices will commend them Teasor s, stirring urn : smooth tending job forever, and can be,_ water may be secured whenever the boiler is iilpperation. to the home-maker who wishes to and thick. Add the milk slowly, for Public Service has a new There is the correct Thatcher Round Boiler to meet your individual re­ light her home appropriately dur­ stirring constantly until the white heating rate that has lessened the quirements. Your dealer will ~~~ 7 ing the warm weather months. sauce thickens. cost of heating homes with gas. toll you the size you need. f THE THATCHER COMPANY Mail coupon and litaratura will * Since 1850 6* aant you, describing in da. 1 CHICAGO NEWARK, N .J. NEW YORK tail tha japriy unuauul fm*tur*k I 341 N* Clerk St. 4941 St. frenew St. W. 44th St. aftha T&tchar Round Boilat 21 and othad Thatchar product*. j Send literature on your Round Boiler | N a m e ...... | A 4 d m s ......

■ • ~ > ----- « i THE H IlIsiDE TIMES, FRIDAY, APRIL-39, 1927

FINNEY OF THE FORCE .O.Akunkr But Mrs. Snoop Is Generous S i i 1 'iw K oy' *Ftee apecck LIFE’S « sometimes Very costly- LITTLE it's g o s s ip ' JESTS

HARD HIT i.

The circus acrobat l^iiiid* the clowl In tears. “What in the world are yon crying about?” he asked. "The elephant d-d-dled,” sobbed th« clown. “What of it? You didn't own Mm.” “N-no, b-bqt the b-hoss says I’ve got to d-dig his g-g-grave.”—Pathfinder ''“f: THE FEATHERHEADS Magazine.

NOT AS A HOLE

“Don't you think a doughnut makes a pretty good lunch, taken aa ft whole?” "Taken as aNjole, I think not”

Hymns* of ^iate A g u y l h a te Ib Jolfnny Stout\ He says: “That btr J u s t trun him out

Appropriate Setting Required Friend—Have you goue housekeep­ ing yet? Ne\ve,dd;—No; were waiting until we suve up enougli to live in keeping with -the style of the wedding pres­ ents.

A fraid to Smile “Glad to see you after nil those years, BfU. Has Fortune smiled on you yet?” "Nary a smile,. Do you know I’m beginning to think that dame -must have a front tooth out.”

Hit Mistake Youth—I want to marry your daugh­ ter, sir. Parent—I thought you and she werft married—you haven’t been calling us often as usual.

Bang Jones—Did your son go througrf\rol- fege? Smith—Not quite. He took a chem­ istry course and .went ouly us fur us [he roof.

Mutual Consideration "Men should be gentle und kind to women.” "Yes," answered Mr. Meektpn. "But oughtn’t there to be a little reci­ procity?"—Washington Star.

THE GOLF COURSE

"Is your son going to take a busi­ ness course at college?” “Don't know—the golf course la all I’ve heard him speak of as yet.”

Sure to Be Now jretty Edria’g married I’ll tell you what, 1-gorry, If she had only wedded m«. My gracious, she’d be eorry!

No Idle Go*sip “Do you believe that George Wash­ ington was invariably truthful?” “I do," replied Senator Sorghum. “He was a discreet man, however, and knew when to keep his mouth shut**— Washington Star. Accounted For She—What makes that Mexican friend of yours such a giddy chap? He—The revolution he’s been through, my dear.—Detroit Freft Press. That’* Economy The Schweppes had twins. Father Schweppe was a very • thrifty mao, and as he saw the doctor about to weigh the babies he called after him: “Put both on the scales and dlvfiie by two; doctor!"—Berlin LustifO Blaetter. Nothing New He—When 1 pass away HI l^aro everything to you. Sne—Tbat'a Jost what you've bee* doing ever since we were married. HIM H I’I 1 lIH tH -IIH H -ll CUTS^fELEGRAPH BOWS DISTINGU1 SH FORMAL DRESS; SALMON’S WEALTH Speaker in Washington Uniform :: Spitball Pitchers LINE TO SAVE LIFE BLACK COA1 BEADED WITH WHITE GREATER THAN GOLD Slowly Vanishing ; ( Trapper Lose*Right to. Hunt ND ‘•the next thljjg/ls something inode's black-and-white program—the „ Only seven remain oi the van- -onut—of— ou.14.—pwtteimeiL^aH- Fi«h Lead in Exports r roto • Ishing tribe of major league splt- A else," especially ^npii ITcomes by Act. fashions. Just now, the "something over with white beads, a white fur ", ball pitchers out of 17 permitted Far Alaska. else" happens to be bows. At neck: collar completing . its handsomeness, to retain the moist delivery Ottawa. Ont.—Old Benny, who has line and at waistline, bows! .Trailing it is new, distinctly‘ new, and after Ketchikan,tAlaska.-—From the Island- . when baseball ruled out saliva roamed the northern marshes of Brit­ from many an.evealng gown, bows! looking at" this picture, you will agree, | in 1920. Of the four survivors ish Columbia for fifty years, setting* dotted waterways of Alaska’s thou­ Adding chic to the coat collar, bows, is a stunnipg style for t*he matron. sands of miles of coast has come a • in the American league, Quinn his trap3 and tending his nets, will* bows, bows! Indeed for Miss Sweet This predilection for black-and- ' of the Athletics has been In the trap no more. wealth more precious, more vital even Sixteen and her debutante sister It white, which is so general tills year, thnn gold. It Is the wealth of the sea • majors 18 years, Faber of Clil- The remote and inaccessible defiles promises to be beaux and bows the plays most advantageously to matrons’ ' ca^o 13 years, ami Coveleskle of the northern Rockies will never Itself—of the teeming millions of summer through. modes. There is that smartness and salmon that have been taken from the - of Washington and Shocker of again echo and re-echo with the crack Not only do boWs find favor with dignity about the combination which ! New York 11 yeare. of his rifle. bosom of the North Pacific and placed the youthful mode, but at the rate the finds its Ideal interpretation in cos­ on the world's table. | In the National league Mltch’ell Old Benny will not hunt or trap vogue is flourishing, the coat, blouse tumes for women who take ho inter­ again because the Indian department Since Alaska was purchased from l jot Philadelphia has been a big or frock either for madam or ma­ est in flapper styles. • - Russia, sixty years agTY COBB PRAISES he collapsed. into the territory, bdW* forgotten any­ FIELDER SIMMONS However, Old Benny was not yet where in the United States. But, de­ through. Lying in the snow, he saw spite the mineral wealth of the terri­ I H-M-H-H M M l l-H l- D ll 1H-* a thin strand of copper wire—the tele­ tory, the salmon exports lead those \ALL of gold by $250,000.000,. ■; Why Moriarty Fired Pride of Milwaukee Is the graph line maintained by the Cana­ dian government between British Co­ ^|est Source of Revenue. Giant Rookie Hurler-^ lumbia and the Yukon. Summoning ISOUTBS Greatest Player in Game. With agricultural production prae** George Moriarty’s summary As useless as a home run In batting his remaining strength, he cut the wire in the hope that the federal gov­ tically negligible, it Is not for the dismissal of a giant recruit | practice.. “He is the greatest outfielder In the Alaskan to gain his wealth—or evepi pitcher from the Detroit squad • • • '• game today,”- It was Tyrus Raymond ernment "trouble shooters” would find the break and come ttf him before he to earn Ills daffy bread—through till-" xthe other day because of an l At sixty-five Copnle Mack of the Cobb, the master batsman, talking on ing the soil or trekking about on a faction of a training rule, Athletics Is dean of the major league A1 Simmons, the basebaU pride of perished ^ Last Christmas day the trouble sort of hill and valley hegtra. seeking nacked a bit of the "horrible managers. Milwaukee. "pay dirt.” Rather it Is his mission kample”—to establish definitely, • • • “They don’t make them any better party set out with a dog team. Christ­ mas night they found the break and to don sou’wester and slicker, boots ^rmanently and convincingly Infielder Admiral Martin has been than Simmons. He should, without and gloves; to boa^d his boat and to i the boss. The feasibility signed by the Albany club of the a question, become one of the most Old Benny. He was badly frozen and semiconscious, but was carried back steer for the fishing banks. of kuch punitive measures on the Eastern league. brilliant outfielders in the history of Thousands of men, many of them rt of Mr. Moriarty was being^ all baseball,’’ continued the famous to civilization and now has fully re­ covered. native Alaskan Indians, are engaged defended at an impromptu dis­ Charles A. Comlskey, Chicago White Georgia Peach, as he watched A1 roam In salmon fishing or canning and sub­ cussion by the peanut vendors of Sox magnate, was a train •‘butcher" in about the field. . The Indian departmfeAt lias ruled that Obi Benny’s trapping .days an sidiary industries. The number dur­ St. Louis when Pat' Monahan, his early career. "Just thjnk; this boy is only twenty- ing 1925 was estimated at more than the well-known outflttw, who two years old, fiaK.been one of the over. He must live on a re: In reach of medical attention .and will 25,000. The, Investment at that time scouts for the Bed Soy honied Some days a fellow hops out of bed American leagued leading batsmen for was set at $£>5,400,000. feeling like a $70,000 contract with the three years, ami what a whale of a be maintained out of government, >n / funds. Salmon fishlrig'is permissible In sev­ * "Say, did you 6ver see that, Yanks and retires feeling like a passed future is In store for him. Only an eral ways. Legislation, of course, pre­ guy who Moriarty /fired,” said ball in the Piedmont league. injury, which I hope he never has, can vents taking salmon from the mouths Pat with his usual modesty. * * * V keep Al from becoming one of the Dog Does Vanishing Act of streams when they migrate each “No? Well, he stands about 0 El wood English, Toledo player, for greatest fly chasers In the history of When Census Time Comes season to spawn, and recently, under feet 3 and weighs about 225 whom the Chicago Cubs gave up $50,- the game. the regulations perfected by the bu­ pounds. Moriarty probably took 000 and two good pitchers, Is said to “'There Isn’t a weakness that Al has Biddeford, Maine.—-.Fidus Achates reau of fisheries, closed seasons have a good look at him and decided have the lurgest pair of hands in when he is up at that plate. He mur­ Is a canine with a name, though he been in effect at the height ^of the "'‘there’s one bird I can’t lick.’ baseball. , ders curve balls, hooks, knucklers and falls most lamentably to live up to it. summer season in order to allow more • • • The rest was easy for George." everything. As a matter of fact, it The reason, perhaps, is that his family salmon to get to the spawning Official announcement of the trans­ doesn’t make a whole lot of difference "wasn’t much.” grounds. This measure Is being taken fa-H -t-H-l-H-H-H-l-H-l H-H-l-H- Fldus Achates—Fidus for short, but fer of Andy Cohen, young Infielder, to what kind of a ball is thrown to Sim­ to assure perpetuity of the supply. never Fido—came to the home of Po­ the Buffalo d ub of the International mons. The most common form of fishing is league, was made by the New’’York "In the outfield there are few men lice Chief Ernest H. Robbins looking the tnips. These are built by various Tough Campaign Ahead like anything but a faithful companion. Giants. who can be compared to him. Johnny indiviuuals and corporations at points • • • He was a little nobody from nowhere. Mostll and Tris Speaker are the only approved by the government. Through A sport writer says Bob Fothergtll rivals for the center field berth that Chief Robbins’ daughter, then a high a series of wire meshes migrating school girl deep in her Vergil, took of Detroit can circle the bases fuster Al has. Speaker Is a more polished 4 salmon are caught by the thousand. him in and named him after the*Fidus than anyone "else on the team, but player than Simmons, but in the Once and twice a day the traps are Achates, who was the loyal comrade which of the others is fastest at cir­ course of the next few years I look brailed (depending upon how the fish of Aeneas. ■•* cling Bob? for Al to take the place of my old are “running”) and the salmon taken • • • But she might as well have called pal,” chirped on Cobb. to canneries In the vicinity. Another him plain Fido, for all the effect the Albert Hildebrand, who Is to re­ Connie Mack, is another great ad­ common form Is trolling. Small boats ceive a tryout with the Mission club mirer of the Milwaukee boy. "With­ pame had on him. Every year, about HANDSOME EVENING GOWN the time the dog census is taken, manned by one or two men travel in­ of the Pacific Coast league, Is a son out Simmons in the outfield I wouldn't side waters, allowing hooks and lines of George Hildebrand, famous Ameri­ feel safe," said the lean leader. "It Fidus Achates succumbs to his old of brocade and silver braid also em­ the-fall, and always present a well- wanderlust and is nowhere to be to drag behind. ^These ore baited with can league umpire. wouldn’t matter who was playing In phasizes the Irregular hemline, a fea­ dressed appearance. It Is said for the “spoons” designed to represent her­ • • • his position, they couldn't, In my esti­ found. A general alarm has to be ture much exploited by the designers coming months that these satin or silk sent out. By the time he is returned ring. Babe Ruth Is making progress: mation, fill the bill as well.” of party frocks and evening attire. coats with black-and-white dresses Traps Largely Used. First be hired a business manager to the chief is a dollar ahead in taxes, Hemlines are a very important sub will be the last word in dressy after­ get him a raise in salary; then he got though the Robbins family agre'es that The operations of the seine boat* Tilden Has Good Chance Ject with the stylist. Indeed, the de- noon costumes. largely have been displaced by the a raise in salary big enough to pay the financial gain is more than offset vlsipg of novel and cunning hemlines There is no end to the Intriguing thfe business manager. by the mental strain of their little traps. Natives, however, in the south­ to Regain Tennis Title is challenging creative imagination to details which enhance these coats, yet eastern section still operate their • • • .y mutt's disappearance. most artful effort. Whether the dress ‘William T. Tilden has an excellent when al) is said and done, their ef­ boats. Larger crews are required for Ab Herman, third baseman, traded be of slender lines, like the one pic­ chance of regaining the American sin­ fect Is that of extreme simplicity. these boats, which throw out huge Tb# photograph shows the mite man­ by Albany of the Eastern league, to tured, or of the youthful and bouffant gles championship he lost last season Woman Fails to Shoot Seaimvork, set-in placements, tucks, n^ts, the edges of which have cork ager, Miller Huggius, leader of the Memphis during the winter, has an­ robe de style type, an irregular hem­ folds, quilting and fancy stitching all floaters, ■ When the ends are joined forces. The American league nounced that he will not report to the to Rene La Coste of France, in the Bandit; Aid Is Killed line usually distinguishes it. . Tsukee opinion of Jean Borotra, La Caste’s contribute their effectiveness to -the the net is hauled in and—if good for­ champions of 1926 look forward to a Southern league club. - - r Ban Diego, Calif.—Assigned to a For the accomplishing of the un­ styling of the silk coat. tough campaign, with both Washing • * • Davis cup teammate. man's Job—that of shqptlng a holdup even hemline, the stylist finds Inspira­ tune has played its hand—hundreds or „ Commenting in Tennis et Golf, Many of the new Coat collars carry even thousands of salmon are taken ton and Philadelphia strengthened One of the few successful triple man after lie had been lured into a tion in myriads of fluttering draperiee a bow of wide ribbon in place of fur. measurably. steals in the record books was engi­ French publication, on the tricolor death trap—Mrs. Itena Wright, a ,1 in one haul. neered by the San Francisco Seals In teura’s outlook here next summer, policewoman, failed to carry out her Ketchikan offers an interesting the first inning of a game against the Borotra views the Davis cup situation part os scheduled at the critical mo­ sight for the tourist. The canneries, as not having been "modified by the A some of them located near thC steamer Seattle club on May 9, 1923. ment and Charles It. Harris, a police­ \ 0 • • • fact that Vincent Richards has passed man, her coworker, fell before the A landings, operate night and day dur­ 5portin$5Quibs Dan Tipple, former American asso­ into the professional ranks." bandit’s gun as a result. % ing the season. Most of the work is "Certainly Tilden and William M. The two officers “planted" them­ done by machinery. ciation pitcher, who later went to the I big show, then faded out of the pic­ Johnston are no longer young,” he selves In a park to hag a holdup man I Salmon fishing, however, Is not con­ What does life hold for a golfer ture, has been resurrected by Joe Can- says, "but * neither of them is over who had been using that part of the ■ fined to the southeastern part of the after he has made a hole In one? thirty-five. Johnston Is not finished territory, but is more or less common • • • tiilon for the Little Rock club. city for his operations. It was agreed ft • • • and he is quite capable of playing, that Harris would throw up his hands all along the coast. Due to the nature The world’s record for length of time Because he failed to observe train­ with a day in between, two marvelous and the woman would open fire. of the country, however, southeastern under water Is 4 minutes 50 seconds, ing rules, Homer T. (Tiny) Owens, Davis cup matches. He would not Mrs. Wright's story was that nei­ \ Alaska is more adaptable both to the made by Enoch Taylor of Lowell, pitcher, has been sold outright to the be able to play on three consecutive ther she nor her colleague had a salmon and the agencies which seek Mass., in 189C. days and it is in the doubles, in con­ to can them. • • • Minneapolis American Association lighting chance. Contrary to expecta­ club by the Detroit American leaguers. sequence, that our chances are Im­ tions, the -holdup man approached In addition to canning, mild curing A Coast club has retained Helen * • # proved.” from the rear df the car. He flashed and the packing of fresh fish offer Wills to design its new tennis courts. A professional baseball league Is to Borotra forecast, however, that a a powerful light in her face and, employment to hundreds the year Have there been complaints ubout the be formed In England. Three high- Tilden-Willl’ams combination would be glimpsing Harris, opened fire Instant­ around. During 1925 the value of old oblong pattern? these products was set at $1,751,369. • • • grade teams will be Imported from the strong as the championship doubles ly. The blinding light prevented Mrs. United States and a London team will team of Williams and Richards. "Also, Wright from seeing him. In spite of The total number of salmon taken South Carolina«prohibits golf on It must not be forgotten,” he re­ the turn of things, Harris managed to from Alaskan waters during 1925 wn* Sunday. However, you can drive a be formed of students from Cambridge and Oxford. minds, "that the American climate, whip out Ills own gun and fire five 79,477,600. In 1922 the number was peck of golf balls Into the rough on • t t which was so mild In 1926, will per shots in the direction of the blinding only 72,370,400. Saturday and look for then) Sunday. • * • Columbus Senators have won three haps be harder In 1927.” light. Then he died at the side of Mrs. Wright. © Today’s Idle Wonder—Whether go­ pennants and they nailed them in a Military Barracks ing over Niagara falls In a hockey row, the gala years being 1905, 1906 Kid Rider Is Leader goal-tender’s complete paraphernalia and 1907. The Senators set a record Traffic Suggestion Now Used as Hospitals wouldn’t be safer than doing It In .a for defeats last year. They were New York.—A boulevard on the Stockholm, Sweden. — Transformer barrel. whipped 125 times. housetops is the latest suggestion to tlon of Sweden’s empty military bar­ * » * relieve traffic. The *project would racks into modern hospltuls, historical i ■ * • • cost $GGO,000,000. If our home-bred pugs can’t elim­ "Lefty" Krause, one of the frailest museums and insane asylums has been inate Mr. Uzcudun entirely from Tex looking play Am ever to b?eak into the recommended by a committee appoint­ Rickard’s tournament, something at major leagues, Is now facing his twen­ Etiquette Problem ed by the government. ‘ least could be done about one of the tieth season in baseball. He will try London.—There’s quite a discussion The problem of what to do with the consonants. to help the Oakland (Calif.) team win as to whether men should tip their buildings arose from the army reduc­ i • • • the flag in the Pacific Coast league. hats to women in these emancipated tion decided on two years ago. • • • John M. Cotes, former Yale football days. In Stockholm the collections of the and track star, graduate director of We take no stock In the rumor that state historical museum have long athletics at Bowdoln, has been -ap­ Breadon of the Cardinals Is trying to overcrowded the space hitherto avail­ pointed graduate manager of athletics force his great players out. We are OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO able and the government antiquarian. at Yale university. confident, says the Houston Post-Dis­ Dr. SIguard Curman, has found that • • • patch, that he will be willing to pay Cat Come* Back and the heavy artillery barracks can be Grover Alexander at least $70 a month. Saves Lives of Couple reconstructed into display rooms. The main athletic field in Budapest, • „• • capital of Hungary, is on an Island in Washington.—VVhitey, a large In the provincial garrison towns the Danube river, which runs through Having only one arm is no handicap Ahgora cat, returned home after use of the empty barracks as sani­ the city, and Is large enough to ac­ to playing baseball, according to Henry a week's absence and saved the tariums or as regular hospitals Is commodate 100,000 fans. Feldicamp, who is trying put as a lives of his master and mistress proposed and In Sala, Orebro, Ven- pitcher for the University of. Missouri from a Are which destroyed thCR* SMART COAT FOR THE MATRON ersborg and Jonkoping the committee Not yet twenty-one years old, a Bus- team. He throws left-lihided and dwelling. favors th<» transformation of the bar­ holds his glove on the stufnp of his racks Into Institutions for the care of •lan girl has just won the British The cat, which had been given of filmy texture, also in long-stream- Often, also, ribbon ties are used to chess championship. Her chess oppo­ right arm. by its owners, Mr. and Mrs. ered bows. A jabot drapery of chif­ fasten the mat to one side. Silk ruch~ Idiots, Imbeciles and the Insane. nents could not stand against her • • • George F. Baxter, to a friend, fon is a favorite way of solving the ing, black velvet applique and fringe ■peed, drive and dash, no doubt. The Charlotte club of thq_S0000000000000000-000000000 Another number to add to the .t u i . i a ROTTOMLEY. Uuard. then ttoe action. „ ney stables U Is season <©. 1027. W estern New epaper Union.) ■ r‘ v

ficials were gradually falling into line c o m SONG SERVICE in favpbiof a Plan Commission. Mr. Smafley was the first official to pub­ FOE CALVARY SUNDAY licly advocate such a commission. Freeholder D. Leeds Miller Jr., said at Calvary jt was a proud moment for him to Lutheran ' Church the Rev. 0 . E. have work on the sewer start on this Brandorif w ill preach on the topic, spot. The county, he saich has been “In His Steps.” The Luther League waiting for the sewer before laying a discussion will be based upon the permanent pavement on Hillside ave­ topic, “W hat Vocations Are W orth­ nue and other streets. while!” A Gospel Song service will A hope that the sewer would bring be held on Sunday evening when the the township more closely together Rev. Lawrence Sutherland, superin­ and give the proper spirit to the town tendent of the Goodwill Home and was expressed by Township Clerk Rescue Mission will speak. He will Howard J- Bloy. He appealed for be accompanied by several converts the support of the governing body by from his mission who will briefly re­ the citizeis. k late their experiences. T, Engineer C. H. Luster pointeef^ut You don’t have to be a walking financial r At Us annual business meeting of teh flight unpU‘ARant.n«RAiea which dictionary to talk to one of our officers! He the Men’s Club the following were would result from the building of the is not in business to Impress you with his vast elected to office: President, Fred Wil­ sewer, such as having gas and water knowledge of finance. He has the knowl­ kin; vice-president, Henry Degroot; supplies temporarily shut ol^uid be­ ing unable to get into ^ ^ f a r a g e Tkiid Big Week Starting. Sunday edge, but he’ll talk your language while he corresponding secretary, Cornelius This amazing New Enamel _ T w ice Daily—2..10 aiiu 8.JU Smithcrs; financial secretary,. A- E. some night, while Tax Co®ctor Fred » gives you sound, tested, time-tried advice. Sehickedanz; treasurer, Edgar W. Haefle mentioned the ynamer of bills This advice will not be general. It will be Price- It w as decided that the Men’s for the improvement:^^ Mexander BEAU Club as its part for the Anniversary Potter spoke of the mj^R^Bthat N o we can give applicable to your business. Only a banker Week of th e church would hold an would probably 6 e encounuEd you a rainbow of colors gets the necessary experience to be equipped auto ride and picnic on Memorial construction owing to the pee GESTE to help you thus. Comelh today! Day formation of the ground here in vari­ Herbert Brtnon * Mstttr/uFTroddaion ous sections. in a durable^tiick-drying, inexpensive finish___ TilIIsYEAR'S GREATEST MELODL . ’ \ SEWER DIGGING STEP ESTATE OF CONRAD KNOTH, deceas­ W IWwii thiw ed.— Ptirsuant to the order of George Mats., 50c, 75c, $t. Nights, 50c, Complete Modern Ranking Facilities TOWARD BIG GROWTH H. Johnston, Surrogate of the County $1., $1.50 of Union, made on! the eleventh day of A pril A. D., 1927, I upon the application Savings Accounts Checking Accounts (Continued from Page 1) EVOE Mirrolac Enamel is an of the undersigned, as Administrator Trust Department patient, tolerant and to have confi­ estate of said deceased, notice all-purpose enamel, for both Foreign Exchange is hereby given to the creditors .of said D MQAH ST, dence in th e governing body. Hill­ deceased io exhibit to tho subscriber indoor and outdoor use. It is BROAD & FULTON.STS. .under onth or affirm ation their claims riAHACiCMiNr M S SCHUilNr}** side, he said, has developed mostly in anti demands agVinst the estate of said made in a retharkable new range spite of itself arid-4 n ‘building the ovccased Vilhin six months from the lleginiiliig This Monday Night o f per an n u m sewer the township was eliminating drXte of order, or they will be for- enamel colors—the most beau­ After a Trium phant Seasdfi at evkr barrucyrrom prosecuting or recov­ t li«• Belmont Theatre, N. Y. c r e d ite d the greatest menace to human civil­ ering-. the same against the subscriber. tiful we have ever seen. We rec­ / HJ LLS J DE N AT 1 ON A L B A NK, GLENN HUNTER ization. There are some, he said;, of Hillside. N. J. ommend it for'walls, woodwork in ‘ YOUNG WOOI)l,KY» quarterly who are attempting to belittle tile Administrator. F ees $13.80 April 15-9t and fuWiiiiture. W ith The NcfVv Yorjf/Gnsl. / efforts of the township officials and Barg. Mats!—h \ Te*Jr'&(sat.1 to cast slurs upon them, but he chal­ E ST A T E OF JE N N IE MANSON, deceas- 50c tg^$T.50 \ ed.-r-Puquant to the order of George ; lenged any one to find a tfody of men H. J ohnsion,' Surrogate of the County /merest Credited-on the first of possessing* greater honesty and integ­ of Union, made on the eleventh day of' April A. R.,. 192.7, upon the application! M a y , August, November, February rity in the State of New Jersey. He of the undersigned, as Administrator of j appealed fo r the confidence of the the estate of said deceased, notice la h ereb y given to the .creditors of said people and their co-operation- deceased to exhibit to the subscriber * That th is was-a-great day for Hill­ under oath'or* affirmation their claims! M. BLEIW EIS side was th e opinion o f Assemblyman and demands against the estate of said deceased within six months from- tlMg^N 252 HOLLYWOOD AVENUE Did you get your coin box to bold George Compton, who felt th at the d a te of (sald order, or they will be ever, ’birred from prosecuting or recov. 1 Hillside, N. J. Trinity 2232 loose coins ? Ask us) for one. citizens owped a debt of gratitude to ering- the sam e against the subscriber. the members of the Township Com­ L E S T E R W. MANSON, « BUILDERS’ HARDWARE Administrator. mittee and their chairman. Mr. Nathan A. Weisfeld, Proctor, AH Colored Re Compton praised the work of. the 60 Park PI., New ark, N. J. township engineers, Luster & Lusti F e e s $13.80 April 15-9t “ALABAM DARKTOWN and that.hat o f the consulting engine© FOLLIES” AleAadeider Potter,- fo r their work With 1 rtf In C. Miller, the Star HILLSIDE Com edian of "Liza” Fame and the p*ns The assemblyman- predict- BiUy Cumby—Taskania Four— SEE IIIIUJillU Elizabeth Smith, the Famous ed thatiat the crossing elimination Phonograph Record Artist and T R U S T C O . would soon be a fact and that a new -I—Fast Stepping Beautiful—iM State highway would be running _ Creole Belles. Annual FROLIC T through Hillside not long from now, Of T he JACOBI THEATRE MANAGER’S 2 5 9 Hollywood Avenue which will be followed by an in­ ASSOCIATION crease in values in the township. He Of Newarki u witi iv u and imi Essfexjissex County county on 2 16 No. Broad Street PAINLESS -PERFECT llonila)''lay Evening, May 2, 1027 at ij(illside, JsQ d recommended the creation of a Town MINI?H ER'B EM 1*1 RIO TH EATRE Plan Commission for the elimination FOR YOUR W as..ashin^ton and M arket Sts., DENTISTRY ■ 1l ' NNo.wnrW ew ark of dead end sterets and suggested “Alattam Parktown Follie*’* piping several of the brooks- Mr. and Feature Attractions Galore. Compton declared he would also like Plants and Flowers to Bee the Lehigh Valley station here Free Examination beautified and the formation of a Board of Trade. WEEKLY PAYMENTS Plan Commission Again SANITARY PORCELAIN Real progress, Committeeman Rob. GEORGE SAYLOR ert F. Smalley said, starts from today. General Machine Shop and Re. BRIDGE WORK ) He said what was needed here is a pairing PAINLESS EXTRACTION vision of w hat the future is to be and 306 PENNSYLVANIA AVE. declared th at he was glad the of- Shop in Rear, 1256 Long Ave. With Nitrous Oxid LAWN MOWERS SHARPEN­ and Oxygen or CHIUDKEA’S DANCINGT CI.ASS ED and REPAIRED Gum Numbing Perming Natural Gum KVHy 'S&rarary ATrernlpm at 4 Called for and Delivered. O* clock. Hours: !) a. M.—6 p. n . Coloring Perfect Fit. Telephone Trinity 2726-R Furs.. Thors and 8«t. Till 8 P. M. r n i i i a i p r m a s o n ic II.OING Guaranteed 1444 N. B ro a d I Hillside, N. J. Instructress, Lillian G.frownsend DR. SCHWARTZ DR. GOLDEN DEPENDABLE B o y s ’ NOGAR Double-Duty Suits ENTISTRY 199 MARKET STREET 9.8S and 10.85 Two Doors from Newark Theatre NEWARK Outfit your boy in a double-duty Suit. It won't teat; Sparks won't burn it, as near waterproof as anything carl be but ru b b e r. Also Nogar Suits and Top Coats for Men. Longest wearing- Lowest price on the market.

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o day, cooks and house­ soft, congested and logy. < If T wives serve u s soft foods your gums bleed or are ten­ and cream sauces. Result: KODAK FILMS der, don’t neglect them. OEVEL OPED - PRINTED our gum s get little or no work Stimulate your gums with ENLARGEMENTS and stimulation. delicious Ipana Tooth Ppste. Pink toothbrush” is the It’s as good for your gums as symptom of gums that, under it is for your teeth. Start to­ our modern diet, are growing night with Ipana.

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"When we’re delayed~ JAMES J. HIGGINS w e telephone ahead ” " Funeral Director AN automobile trip—with a scheduled time for arrival at your *x \ — . destination.---- “ Then x — while on the way umunforeseen uic»ccn UUMSUCIobstacles intervene and— delay, Delay, DELAY! J Those who expect you X^Telephones 1 6338 1 Emerson will appreciate a telephone call. T hen delay will not cause anx- 8741 is a Hillside product iety. Your peace of mind and theirs will be assured. —use it in your home Whatever vow message may bt, whether badness, social or Residence—26 De WITT ROAD cmcrfai^ there It p public telephone near ysn ready to hafc. Elisabeth, N ew Jm qr NEW YORK»TELEPH ONE* COMPANY Read The Times For News

. Vi L - f ' .t'if'1; '.'i'. • ;’*• Vfff* r ' "~"V Pafe Four THE HILLSIDE TIMES, FRIDAY, APRIL 29, 19*7 THE HILLSIDE TIMES PERSONAL “MANLEYHASIT” Publiahed Every Friday at HilUide, New Jersey, by MENTION 1326 North Broad Street, Hillside, N. J. — y ? “A Sword That Hangs by a Hair” ^ Telephones: Emerson 1701, WaVerly 4063 v Danjocles was really a piker, for the hair that held the sword Hillside Court No. 20, Order of over his head was a horse hair,—a pretty strong article. the Amaranth, will hold th eir stated GETTING IN DEEPER A far more threatening sword hangs over the worldly goods and Transportation in Hillside is becoming irwre mud d w ith meeting in Masonic Hall, Wednesday happiness of every man who owns a home or store or who occupies at 7 p. m. sharp. Regular business one owned by someone else. each passlpg day, and if something is notdori^ about'^f very will be followed by the officers’ card soon it will become so entangled that it will be'difficult to ex­ That sword is a lawsuit. party under the general chairmanship There are a host of dangers one never thinks about. Why take tricate the7residents of the township from its intricate mesh. of Mrs. Louise G. Althenn. Whist, a chance when a Public'Liability Policy is such a small item in the It would not be entirely out of order to have a commission ap­ pinochle, bridge and bean bag will budget? pointed to look into the matter, a body of about three men of be played, games starting promptly (It cost, little to have this protection. Nothing to ask about it.) ability to.make a study of the situation and bring back a report. at 8:30 p. m. Members and friends Thi* week the West Hillside Improvement Association are cordially invited. went on record as opposing the.change in route of the William­ Particular attention is called to THEO. MANLEY CO. the change in date of the card party son avenue line, pointing out that it would not be of any parti­ 1463 North Broad Street , Terrace 6776 cular benefit to Hillside, contending that the ride to Newark which was originally scheduled to take place on* Saturday May 7- and back would take much longer and that the only ones to be Through unforeseen circumstances, benefited by it will be the residents of a particular section of the committee on arrangements were Newark, and not Hillside. We do not know how true the con­ obliged to hold £his affair Wednesday STABILITY tention is. but we present it as the opinion of a body of tax­ May 4 “Cut Your Coal Bills " payers who will be most affeete.d. Says "Your Warn! Friend,*’ with a However, the proposed change in thp Williamson avenue Mr. and Mrs. A. G. Woodtield, Mr. AND GOOD SERVICE route goes back some time ago >vhen the fight was in progress ind Mrs. Harry Schnabel, Mr. and THATCHER Mrs. August Ullrich, Mr- and Mrs. over the increase in fare fromJive to ten cents. The' suggestion “PIPELESS FURNACE” ?red Tichenor, ^Vlr. and< Mrs- Leslie at that time thathf ‘the buses were routed through a Small Down Payment— Balance 1 Year populated section d f Newark, it might not be necessary Tichenor, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Ever- jtt, Mi-, and Mrs. James H. Swann Heat your house thoroughly at minimum cost These are characteristic of the arge Hillside residents' another fare,- While the sugges- and Mr. and Mrs. L R. Wallack at­ of fuel. The Thatcher “ Pipeless” is becom­ as"being considered, the Public Service won its case, and ing increasingly popular, not only because of Hillside National Bank, which for tended the Rotary convention at As- the great economy it affords but also for the the fare was increased to ten cents. Now the township is faced oury Park, Monday- ith having a plan put into effect for which there is no longer efficiency, convenience and comfort it insures. seven years has furnished effi­ necessity as far as Hillside is concerned Star of Hillside Council No. 83, j Installed cient banking accommodation and On the Williamson avenue line the objection has been, Daughters of America, will attend ■ Complete $ 1 2 5 .0 0 made on more than one occasion that the passengers on this services at the Hillside Presbyterian j By THOS. HAND & SON . service to thousands of people in Church, 'Sunday everting May 1 at 8 i O . line are required to pay the .second fare at Williamson avenue, The Township Plumber* this community. p. m. On Friday, April 29 (tonight), ! while those on the Long avenue line do notary the second fare iotV IRGINIAirg STREET TEL: EMERSON 3320 ihtil they get to Ri’dgwavavenue. Those who patronize the the team will do initiatory work at j ■the Golden Link Council in EJlizabetJi. As a member of the Federal Re­ ine have eontprfoecf that they ought to get a ride for Plans are’being made for a cgird par-j fare- corresponding to the distance between William- ty to .bo held May 9-at'Masonic Hall. serve Systjm, we are in the best ivenue and/fudgway avenue.’ Which to'us seems not an possible position to m^et all re­ contention. Helen G .Raijut and daughter Yo-: HONEYWELL & HONEYWELL present mese ramifications to show how corhpli- laiula Hunger of Irvington, form erly quirements of our customers, and the transportation situation here has become. There of Hillside, will sail May 5th for San j r may not be merit id these .various contentions. But wer Francisco, via Panama Canal, return- j DIRECTORS OF FUNERALS we cordially invite your business,' believe that the tjSrst step toward accomplishing something ing by motor through Colorado ancl j ouId be to appoint a,body of capable men to make a survey. the- southwest after an indefinite stay j confident that we can please'you. on the Pacific Coast. “PRIVATE AMBULANCE SERVICE” THIEVES GET RINGS den under the blotter on Mr. Boa’s AND, $210 iN BILLS desk in the living room, and rifled y-Jlillside Chapter No. 192, O. E. S..1 the drawers of a woman’s diamond will hold a rummage sale Wednesday Telephone Bigelow 0121 Thieves entered the hom& o f Rp,b- ring and a man’s ruby ring. The and Thursday, May 4 and 5,Nit Holly- ert Bra. I 116 Maple avenue,' tujd ob­ theft was dissevered at G o’clock wood avenue next to the ‘ Hillside^ V tained in hills which w^re hid­ Monday evening. Theatre. Mrs" John Schmidt is ij, charge of arrangements., 4 2 Hollywood Avenue HilieHe, N. J. Rehearsals are bing hekHKTr a Jack and Jill wedding to be given in the Hillside Presbyterian priurch Friday evening May 13 atJfrflb- p. m. Mrs- THE HILLSIDE Hugo C. Wolf is nf charge with her Business Directory committee consistingAof Mrs. Leon H. NATIONAL BANK CLEAN-UP Ross, Mrs. August Ullrich, Mrs. Wil­ AUT)rpMoibILE SERVICE JEWELRY liam J. Kihn, Mrs. Charles Marthfs, i HILLSIDE, N .J. Mrs. T. Egnor and Ijftiss D Wilson. 1 Trinity 1980 The Cet-together Club met at the H. J1 National Bank with a WEEK home of Mrs. Margaret Van Steen- ROBERT PIERSON Brandstein Orust Department, bergh, of 8 Bond street, Tuesday af­ Diamond* ternoon. The officers elected for the Auto Service Station Watches ensuing year are Mrs. Emily Singe, 1309 NORTH BROAD ST. Jew elry Optical W|r„ , Goods president; Mrs. Elma Bearse* secre- — Practical — tar^S^and Mrs. Mildred Ammerman, Firestone & Michelin JEWELER WATCHMAKER STARTS MONDAY treasurer. The club gave ffvi bas- Dealer and OPTICIAN kets of provisions to poor families of Gojd and Silver bought and the township fo r Easter. . t taken in exchange. d i d y o u g e t o n e ? Vulcanizing Diamonds Set While You Wait continues until Saturday Sigma Lambda Phi Sorority and Battery Service 1602 LONG AVENUE Phi Sigma Tau Fraternity will hold T e r r a c e 7301) H l l l.ld e , I*. J . a joint dance a t the Riviera Hotel in BATTERIES Newark tonight. METAL WORK -Millside Chapter, No. 192, O. E. S., W averly 1327 will hold a business meeting at Ma­ Estimates Cheerfully Furnished sonic Hall, Tuesday evening, May 6 . O il AS. A. H O W A R D S Sheet Metal W orker . $ GUTTERS and LEADERS 1.00 The inactive chapter of Sigma £xi5e C. EN IS R A L R EPA IRS BATTERIES Lambda Phi Sorority will give a card TURN AGE WORK A SPECIALTY HOUSEHOLDERS ARE REQUESTED TO BRING ; party Saturday evening, May 7 at —Jobbing Promptly Attended To— Down the home of Miss Gertrude Acker- SERVICE STATION No. 3 Hon PI nee HlIKide, N. J. ALL RUBBISH TO CURB LINE ON THE SAME DAYS | man, of 1297 Oak wood avenue. The ING committee in charge consists of Miss W AS THEIR REGULAR ASH COLLECTION. j Esther Middleton-, Miss Edith Jowett K. W. METZLER, Prop. and Miss Betty Ackerman.' 1348 North Broad Street DECORATOR, Emerson 0423 Paperhanging i and Painting ARRANGEMENTS MADE S. S E S S I N G Many women are happier because they have taken advantage of BOOT BLACK 1452 Munn Avenue FOR COLGATE CONCERT Terrace 8078 our $ 1.00 Down and $1.00 Per Week Offer, and now have beautiful New Process Ranges in their homos—at prices that have given them Your Shoes Glisten when PRINTING Arrangements have been completed, .extraordinary values for their money. You, too, cau benefit by this BOARD OF HEALTH for fyic concert of the Colgate Mu­ you leave the sical Clubs at the High School the opportunity if you act at once. JOHN E. TROUSDELL, President. night of May 6 . The Universtiy Glee ACE Township of Hillside. Club of thirty students, a vocal quar­ SHOE SHINE PARLOR PRINTING tet, a seven-piece campus orchestra “Above Them All” and a number of soloists will partici­ Elizabethtown Consolidated Gas Company ALFRED J. THOMAS, pate in the program. The affair will First class work. Special 1424 North Broad St. be held under the auspices^of the seats for ladies. (SECOND FLOOR' 124 Broad Street Elizabeth. N. J. Health Inspector. Students’ General Association of the school. Dancing will follow. 4 RIDGWAY AVENUE Professor William H. Hoerrner, Near North Broad Street t who has headed the Colgate depart­ ment of music since 1912, will direct HILLSIDE PRESS the Glee Club in its appearance here, R esidence: 17 M aking T errace- CALVARY LUTHERAN CHURCH with Professor Ford B. Saunders as CONTRACTORS assistant director and accompanist. Good Teeth “The Home-Like Church” REAL ESTATE Maple Are. aad Clark 8L, Hillaide REV. O. E. BRAND ORFF, Pastor Jobbing a Specialty M o r n i n g - -“ In His Steps.” GEORGE COMPTON Changed E v e n i n g —-Address by Rev. Lawrence Sutherland. COAL E. A. Stoveken & Bro. AND SON Plumbing and Heating Established 1910 This Worn Contractors ELIZABETH AVENUE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH at REAL ESTATE .. Elizabeth Ave. at Wilbur Arthur Northwood, Pastor AND $ 200 LIBERTY AVE. SCT~T She has a11 h«r INSURANCE wondering. They al 10.45 a. m.— “ The Foolish Prince.” Season's Lowest Prices HilUide, U. J. see that she len’t th e t 8.00 p, m.— “ In the Right Place.” Phone Unionville 3970> Appraisals Mada But none have guesae. Nut & Egg (Chuted) $13 cause. Instead of he 1444 North Broad Street smirk, when the p f Stove (Chuted) 13.50 Terrace 5081 them, she now wea ELECTRICIAN WFLCOMfNO SMILE, CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS Pea (Chuted) ...... 11.00 such a PRETTY Sh HOUSE ami r o w MANURE, bedded • wuh straw, well rotted; postal will of PRETTY EVEN WHITE TEETH Th. T .° „ ° Sh? Bhow' tw o MAID WANTED receive prompt attention;! order a Buckwheat (Chuted) 7.50 to DR. MALLA8 and had her bad dl.e „Sn8wer l»“-»he h a s teamload now; reasonable. .Jacob- B. M. WAHLE CO. Placed by his NEWER TYPES OF f M e "TEETH.b *X‘r'lCt' <1 an for general housework. No cooking. Enins, 100 Chestnut Ave., Hillside. CHARLES MAIERS No washing. Sleep In. Salzinger, 152 Terrace 77fi2 Ma - IS-if Special Cash Discount Why not study YOUR OWN 8m|U —40 Myrtle Street cannot be made. “ 6 and 860 BOme Improv Clark Street, corner Maple Avenue. W K E l'K M M l A l.o.\ SKtttHE Phone Waverly 9095. To those who need $:t00 or less on REAL ESTATE Furniture or Notes with Payments of Phone Electrical Contracting 20 Month*, br Less, 'This Business Is end INSURANCE Owned l>\ 2.000 people Just lik e vou. You Trlephnne— We Do the R n I Wiring—Motor Repairing DR. MALLAS YOUNG GIRL WAWTIBD— To t%ke care MEW JERSEY CASH CREDIT “It’s to be a fine reunion.” day, and It seemed she had gone to druggist’s and shoe dealer’s—35c. “Yes, squeal, squeal,” said Miss town dressed in all her old clothes got on a car and after a little while ally? . . . Does the largest allowance ol j Ham. "It is to be a fine reunion.” because it had been a rainy day when got out and went into a large building. D £ Sc h o lls “We, of th^ barnyard,”can also have she had started. “This is one of the public libraries,” mean the best deal for m e?” a splendid reunion!“ “Yes, she had on aq old hat, and1 said Uncle John. “We can read any­ ~ “Oli, yes, every one jpufit come to old shoes and rubbers, and an old thing we like. All these books belong %in o 'p a d s th e reunion,” said Billy Goat. skirt and coat.. And no. sooner had to us if we’re nice to them and treat 'Put one on—(he pain it gone1 Here are basic facts: “They must, grunt, grunt,” said she reached town than the sun came them well and obey the library rules. out and there was she on this most We can’t own then, but when we’ve Brother Bacon. 1 Your used car has seemingly differenf values “Has every Invitation been sent beautiful day feeling so like an old Winsome Doris Kenyon, after flit­ finished reading one we can read an­ Green’s out?” asked Mrs. Ham. rainy day. ) ting undecided between stage and other. And so on, until we read ev­ because competitive dealers are bidding to “Jpvery one,” said Mrs Duck. So this is the song I’m making up screen, signed a long contract with a ery single book in every library In the sell you a new car. city if we wish !” August Flower Jiisl then a eaf*rptllar crawled along about that: prominent producing firm as a fea­ tured player, and h as since made a "We could never do that,” said Dor­ 2 Your used car has only one fundamental .There's nothing: sadder in this -world number of very successful pictures. othy seriously, and Douglas laughed. For Indigestion, Dytpspsls, Than to havq the sun come out basis of value: what the dealer who accepts it She was born in Syracuse, N. Y., and "No,” admitted Uncle John, "biu we Rslltvra Distress after HurrlJ When you're dressed in all your old , , in trade can get for it in the used car market. M e tis or Overeating. Being c l o t h e s was educated at Packard institute and always can have all the reading we 3 k Because you were In doubt. gsntls Itxatlvs, It kteps ths dl Columbia university In New York. want. There are bodks of all sorts— 3 T h e largest trade-in allowance which is of­ gsstlvs tract working normally. “Of course,” said Billy Goat, "she She has reddish blond hair, gray eyes, picture books, story brooks, bo/ks ot is five feet; six inches high and weighs travel, adventures, hlst< fered on your used car is not necessarily the 30c & 90c. At all Druggists. had been In doubt as to whether she’d wear her good ones because she lmd 120 pounds. Among her recent pic­ Douglas and Dorothy had gfven the best deal for you. Sometimes it is; but some­ 6. 6. GREEN, Inc. WOODBURY, N. j. seen a little blue sky In one corner of tures are “Mismates," “Men of Steel,” names of the books they\»mnted to times it is not. the sky but she had been afruld that “Ladies at Play” and the "Blond read and slips of paper upon which It would rain.” Saint.” were their names. 4 An excessive allowance may mean that you Golden Rule Chicks “We see, we see; n fine verse, Billy — ------O ------—- They had belonged to the school li­ 40,000 Weekly. 100% LireDell very Gnaranteed. are paying an excessive price for the new car P o s tp a id to Y o u r D oor 60 100 400 Goat. We shall have to name you brary, and Uncle John was always giv­ W h ., B u ff& B ro w n L e g h ’n* $7.00 $18.00 $60.00 ing them bocks. in comparison with its real value. Barred, Wh.&Buff Rocks.. 8.00 16.00 68.00 the Poet of the Barnyard. Truly that W h .W y a n .,R e d a ,B l.M tn ... 8.00 16 00 88.08 would be an honor, and one that you “For,” he said, “a book Is such a Buff Orpt,Burt Mlnorcaa.. 8.60 18.00 68.00 WHEN I WAS O Judge the merits of the new car in compari­ H e a v y M ix ed * A n o o n a s ... 7.00 18.00 60.00 deserve,” the other animals said. friendly companion to own—we can’t Mixed all V arieties...... 1.50 10.00 40.M have too many. And books are nice son with its price, including all delivery and Order from this ad, save time. So when the creatures allcam e to TWENTY-ONE Fine Free Catalog. finance chargjes. Then weigh an# difference the Barnyard Reunion Billy Goat or BY JOSEPH KAYE G o ld e n Rale Hatchery. Box 48, Boeyrnt, O. Sir William Gont, the Gentleman, wus 1 in allowance offered on your used car. also colled “The Barnyard Poet.” J SKIN BLEACH Reanlts wonderful and bo re. O ne com plete boa" Yes, everyone was on hand, or per­ At twenty-one Scott Fitzgerald wrote of KREM OLA will convince tbe most skeptinl. When you are ready to trade-in your present , Alto cures Hcaems. Price 11.86. Agents wanted. haps one should say on foot, for the the book that brought him fame, BEAUTY BOOKLET FREE. Dr. 0. H. Berry reunion. Porky Pig and Mrs. Duck car, remember that after all you are making C o., D e p t H, 8076 M ichigan A re., C hicago. helped to entertain. A ? TWENTY-ONE I was In an officers’ training camp’ and while $8.00 ONLY OLD WEDDING RINGS RE- The song sparrows came and the a purchase and not a sale. You are buying a modeled Tiffany style hand carved orange there started on a novel. Ij. would be­ blossoms or bridal wreath. Address Central owl sent word he was sleeping or he’d new car and simply applying your present Jewelry Co., 13 No. 13 8t„ Philadelphia, Pa. come. (They hadn’t asked him so gin work on it every Saturday after­ noon at one and work like mad until STILTS FOR BOYS—Ash, Steel Stirrups, they were just as glad he couldn’t car as a credit toward the purchase price of > Adjustable, fully guaranteed. Postpaid only midnight. Then I would work at it \$1.76. LITTLE GIANT MFG. CO., 124 West ofrnie.) The Dog who had become so ^4 St., New York City. brave came along, so did Sharpy from six Sunday- morning until six the new car. Sunday night, when 1 had to report $0 PHOTOS OF BATHING BEAUTIES Squirrel, Running Rabbit, Mrs. Blue buck to barracks. $1. Twenty Photo* of Motion. Picture Stars J(Everyone Congratulated Billy Goat Joy, and all of the ducks and pigeons $1. Address LEO FRIEDMAN, 404 Williams “When I finished the novel it was Ave., Brooklyn, New Yor^. Upon Hie Original 8ong. ar,d hens and roosters and pigs and rejected. A year later It was pub­ Perm anent Reeds. Hard rubber composition, geese and turkeys. GENERAL MOTORS laet Indefinitely. Warp proof. Regular price through the barnyard, hurrying out In fact it was a splendid reunion lished under the title of This Side of 8. $4, half price few days. Saxophones $2, Paradise.’—SCOTT FITZGERALD.” C larinets, $1.50. Harry Winfield,Champaign,111. of the way for fear he might be eaten and there was excellent food, though “W h o A re Y o u ? " A tk e d Dorothy. "A car fo r every purse and purpose" or trampled upon or killed in one of of course the IMg family forgot about TODAY—At the age of thirty-one, PATENTS. TRADEMARKS, SECURED, .when others are just starting out to CHEVROLET * PONTIAC ■ OLDSMOBILE > OAKLAND wold or marketed. Consultation free Depend­ the ways creatures had of getting rid entertaining any but themselves when to give to hospitals, when we’ve out­ able service. Write THOMAS J. BROWN, of caterpillars. make their way, Fitzgerald is already grown them, for children who have to S u ite 312, 167 4 B roadw ay, N e w York. 'he food came along! BU1CK * LaSALLE < CADILLAC Billy Goat saw him and sang this But th ere was enough to go around. a famous author, commanding both the lie eo atlll go many hours of the day." EAGLE HOTEL FOB BALE song: attention of the public and substan­ • GM C TRUCKS > YELLOW CABS AND COACHES IS rooms, lease, low rent, clearing $300 The Geese weren’t quite as polite Boon they were handed the books, monthly. Price $6,000, tdrms. J. H. WAL­ tial checks from the publishers. and In low chairs they sat nnd read one ns they should have been, of course, FRIG I DA IR F— Tk* Electric Refrigerator TER. 20 W. Eagle, Buffalo. N. Y. The caterpillar only crawls, IVhen “This Side of Paradise” was He Is not much admired, blit taking it all In ail It was a splen­ atory after another. Then they would BOOKS—LET ME FIND YOU THE BOOK But he'll become a butterfly. published it became the leading novel get up for another book or magazine, you desire; old, rare, second hand, or new did barnyard reunion: EDMOND HEARN. Gen. P. O. Box 394' For with high ambitions he'* fired. (Copyright.) of the time almost Immediately, and and so on for the whole afternoon. New York City. the future of the young writer was But later on Dorothy was reading of Poverty soon overtakes idleness. assured. Opportune WANTED—A YOUNG MAN to sell a small the happenings In Fairyland when she Bix—I’m going to give up cigars. t o y in Mb spare time. Would suit senior high 0 0<><><>0<>000 It might be no exaggeration to say ■chool student. Address CARL P. YEAGER saw a little elf hop on her book. Dlx—Good! I enu do with one right Onn 60-ccnt bottle of Dr. Peery’s “Dead Birdsboro. Pa. that Fitzgerald started the "flapper” “Who are you?” asked Dorothy. Shot" will save money, time, anxiety and now.—Boston Trnnscrlpt. health. __One dose expels WorniB or Tap**' Shorthand Mall Course; practical, thorough. literature that inundated this country “Pm the little elf In the fairy book," w orm , 372 P e a r l 8t,, N. Y. Adv. Inexpensive; write for leaflet. Gregg Short­ up to a year or two ago. hand School, 16 Linden St.,Framingham,Mass. How It Started For Meditation said the tiny creature, as she hopped oooooo* (© by the McClur* Newspaper Syndicate ) and tumped about over the pages of Let your sense be common, but not Platonic love is merely the soup be­ A H o u se for Respectable P e o p le . D runks or ------Q - — ■ ean ew to n the book.------r our manners. fore the feast. Immoral people not admitted. Stetson Erasr- By J N By LEONARD A. BARRETT ------— * 4 * • o a Hotel, 14 Centre St., opposlta tube station. “Do you Ilka living In a book?" N e w a r k , N. J. 80 minutes to N o w York. Popular o c >o o o o -o prices; every Improvement; every comfort W hat Does Your Child aakedjorothy; ---- — CONSTIPATION SUFFERERS THE BEAUTY SHOW “Oh, yea," said the elf. "I love It •top damaging your body with drug laxa­ THE SIXTH SENSE Want to Know Think of all the friends I have! Tljey Tanlac Bestows Happiness tives. 86% of disease# start (wlth constipa­ tion. Decide now to use Nature’s own DRUQ- come to see me and read about mef LRBS TREATMENT. Full Instructions sent IT^OR the first beauty show, the orig- A n a w r t d b y r upon receipt of 50c. SALES METHOD BU­ A1 Inal ancestor of that now popular A FAMOUS artist had three pupils. BARBARA BOURJAILY I have a beautiful time. Except I r FREE Chick Book- iOepjirtfkt. fcj MeChy-s Syndicate,} (& 1887. Wsetern Newspaper Union.) t®. 1B27, W nt.-s N .w .p.p,r La loo ) aCHWECLER’S HATCHERY 1 U NorthunpUa BUFFALO, E l, m THE HILLSIDE TIMES, FRIDAY, APRIL 29, 1927

"Too bad It la storming,1* John said. "I had planned to take you T H E kids for a ride up Choconut creek. It Is ^lovely there now, with everjJ beaiiefV -awl—hough—hurgaoi K ID S W ERE "Can’t we go tomorrow?" asked Trivilla eagerly. John said "We'll see," and smiled WILUNG in Mildred’s direction. It ,wus the last thing she remembered f|or a time. ((g) by D. J. W a lsh . Faintly at lust into her conscious­ ness came voices, the sound of some­ ILDRED FIIASTCR walked body crying and the feeling of hands. four blocks after leaving the Thoughts gathered. What was the mut­ c^r, through the strauge, still ter? Had she fainted She opened her heat that foretokened a eyes and saw that the lightsf had storm. A few d?bps of rain were fall­ come back on and that three persons, ing to a rolling accompaniment of John, of course, and the children Ifghtning »« ahe mounted the steps to wer^* shout her as she lay on the the door of tlie small brown house floor. Indeed, she luy In John’s arms which still bore her husband's name, and his face was white as It bent Dr, Ezra C. Frasier. Doctor Frasier abov% her. had been dead eight years and bis She felt herself being lifted and widow was now a saleswoman in The--s«HipiTpe_4p the living-room davenport. dress department at Coleman'sj big Site edit'd see now aiid her head felt department store. J rlglTT bu/ there was a queer faintness Curiosity, if directed intelligently, It had been a hard d^y Tor Mil­ at thV"plt of her stomach., Is a real constructive quality. It Is dred, for she had sold but one dress, "Mother," Trivilla sobbed. "We tl\e trait that makes one Investigate although she had triecK us never be­ thought you were dead.” and-thereby acquire knowledge. To fore to please her customers. She "Dead!’’ she spoke painfully, “I check this characteristic In the writ­ had feeling that unless her sales oH k fainted—” ing look for little hooks traveling mounted up she was not going to be no,” Leon said, "You were toward the right on top of m’s and n’s. retained much longer^^mid‘slie trem­ struck^A bolt came down the chim­ If the terminal ends with an abrupt Every zenutne Monarch packer* been the Lies bled with apprehonsIon-^Her last resort ney. \wLall felt it, hut you were lead, the oldest trademark In the VUnited State* - hook und the d and t is loi covering* complete line of the world’a^ ieat food would he^ to Wll tte/nouse, the dear sitting wltn^our back—” do pot confide your secrets) to tlrls . _____ to* To*. Coco* Catau- home Ezra luuT-glven her! Tlie chil­ Suddenly Aflfored realized the whole . eanut Butter, Canned Fruit, and 1vegetab le* writer. If tlie terminal turqs Jbaqk- end other euperior table speclalde* dren \yould not like that, for there unhappy thirfjfc^ little more and she ward, but with hook runnlngt>elo) was a hit of garden that Trivilla would have been gone beyond recall. the line instead of above, you will loved. But, of course, they could not Would It not have been better? find a person who will listen to youi stay there unless she- could keep oh "Wfiat a pity/’ she said. confidences, pass them on, and the) MONARCH a^tlie store. In fact, she had not gone "Thank God it was no worse," John deny such action flatly. to work until she *had been forced Q uality farfoycati breathed. Letters with loops far open and Monarch la th« only nationally brand ot to. As the children .grew older they Mildred tried fo smile. difficult to read meah that the writer Quality Food Peoductr* aold rtilw fa lj thnja#h tfaa needed more and more money, and nan who ow n and oparata tbalr own atom. “I feel ns if i had gone to sleep all will bore you with questions and R E I D , M UR o c h & c o . they* were now practically using for over,” she said. < "worm" all he can from you. 1853 themselves every cent of the small “You can't .go. hack to work tomor­ If such letters are made With angles Chicago T^tt loatoa N«w York Jackaonvill t \ Lo« AngaUa income Ezra had left her. Thus she row,” Trivilla insisted. or points, a sign of curiosity mixed had been forced to provide for her­ "Oh, ofr course I shall'.C I jhall be with analytical ability, you will find self and almost entirely for tiie house all right by then/* I * that the writer looks for all the In­ put of luTr- small earnings. "No!" John said sternly. You won’t formation he can' get bul‘ will only As Mildred entered iter living go hack to work, tomorrow, or next keep that which Will do him the most room, after having hung up her .coat day, cr next week. This thing has got good and discardable rest. Especially and hat, her daughter sprang up from to end. I’m going to take care of you Is this true of the writer,.who makes the sagging davenport. Trivilla was after this, Mildred." the Greek little e. fifteen, tall, slim, flat-figured, yet "Oh, mother!” begged Trivilla. “If with a look of grace and pliancy he wants to, let him." that convinced one of an Immense "Please, mother,” added Leon. Busy men are seldom afflicted store of vitality. She was like an with Mildred drew herself up. fits o f melancholy. American Beauty rose—Just* that, ra­ "But I am quite capable of taking diance and perfection. Flowing hair, care of- wyqelf,” she said, coldly. brilliant skin, eyes like hand-polish­ Suddenly John laughed and took at the rate now being cutfonly twenty and because of khe .different dates ed agate and a mouth which dared her hand. J G R o u r t z t i upon which It Is observed In different tlie whole world to kiss her; Mil­ Sure Relief ^A& HZZYG -TQ in to twenty-five more years. After this, "T know/that. my dear. And you the price of all wood products will not states, Its celebration Is almost dred had never been like that, and needn't fpt huffy at my interference The great value of Ball-An« in the By ELMO SCOTT WATSON relief o f digestive disorder# of the itom aeh only take a fast upward trend but. If year-round affair. Here are the dates she pnusdfd now to gaze at her daugh­ with your independence. But don’t and bowel# ia proved by ita substantial /HE N‘motjO'-for%. all good the present rate of consumption Is upon which citizens of the various ter,; wondering where Trivilla’s beauty you think if you married me we could A Time Waster, But Can Act If inercaat in uae every year for tha paat Interested, thirty years. Prom ptly and properly Americans during tlie continued, the supply will be Insuffi­ states and territories celebrate the had come from. make a pretty happy family? The takan we have never known it to fail. week of April 24 to 30 cient to handle the demand with re­ day: "Mother!’’ Trivilla said excitedly. kids are willing, I’m sure, if you He who saves time saves all. If Send for free samples to Bell & Co., In c .. should be, Plant Trees! sultant shortage. To prevent this "Leon and I have asked Mr. Boyd are.” O r a n g e b u r g , N. Y . Alabama—February 21. your friends are habitual wasters of Perfectly Haimlaas ts I a mag or Old That is American For­ steps must now be taken to prevent to ’dinner." "Marry you?” Mildred said. And time, and you cannot reform tffem, est week by proclama­ waste in the utilization of forest prod­ Arizona—-In flye northern couritlea, Friday following the first day of’April. Mildred turned pale. then she began to cry, she who had forgive and forget. The outstanding tion of President Cool- uct's. to prevent loss from forest tires Elsewhere, Friday following first day ' “But, dearest—’’ she began helpless- been so brave for eight hard years. keys in writing as read by the graphol­ kige, who recommended and to secure the establishment of of February. ly. John took her into his arms and at ogist follow : Look for large Writing B e l l -a n s Its observance to the privately owned* state or national for­ Arkansas—First Saturday In March. "I know. There wasn’t a thing in a signal from him the boy apd girl California— March 7 with worJVspread well apart. X wide governors of the MS ests on all lands best suited for forest tlie house to eat this morning after stepped from the room. margin at thejeftsom etim es at FO R INDIGESTION states. In Issuing nis use, 80,000,000 acres of which are now Colorado— Third Friday in April. Th« 25$ and 75t PMs. Sold Everywhere governor issues a proclamation each we cleaned up the breakfast table the right is usually :found. proclamation, the Presi­ lying idle, either bArren or covered year. and built our lunches. But there is If small letters t and d point high dent suggested thsyt the with brush and costing the nation a Connecticut—In early May, by proc­ Wild Animals Swayed Hf.IT1" !. UfcatV end now. Leon got a whopping big steak and Ihe t bar Is light and weak look Child. — » t —iilet—, Ilia d, — n v , 1-L-1 agricultural question, tremendous annual loss In potential lamation of the governor. and I stopped at the delicatessen’s by Musical Sounds f t * m t i il a—eenetic. •—-ilciMic. D elaw are—In April, by proclama­ Ing, the writer is a "day-dreamer” und one of the most acute national prob­ Income. for pie and potato salad. And if you It is a well-known fact that some jvill naturally waste time. lems of the present time, might he tion of the governor. ARS.WNSU0W3 SYRUP Due to the fact that over 80 per Florida—First Friday in February. could just make a cup of good cof­ animals are fond of music, while When small o’s and a’s are open and Tka laUata' aad CUldraa’a 1 •emitter solved to some extent if poor farm cent of nil the forest fires are man Georgia—First Friday In December. fee—’’ others are exceedingly particular as hooks are found on t bar and termi­ Children grow healthy and free . lands were converted into forests. caused, the greatest step in prevent­ Hawaii—First Friday In November. f ro m colic, diarrhoea, flatulency, I T can, of course,” Mildred replied. to the instruments played in tbelr nals the writer is able to talk and constipation and other trouble tl | “One-fourth of our soil," tlie Presi­ Idaho— Various dates in April s e ­ ing the tremendous loss from this She went on to tlie kitchen. presence, says Ruby Denton In Our yet “say nothing.” This is the style Ifiven it at teething time. dent said, "is better suited to. timber lected by county superintendents. S afe, pleaaant—always bring* re­ cause will be in teaching the. public Illinois—Proclamation of. the g o v ­ A moment 'she stood with her eyes Dumb Animals. Lions have been of the diplomat:. 0$ m arkable and gratifying reaultt. growing than anything else. I -cannot !he necessity of the greatest care in ernor. shut trying to pull herself together. found to listen wiiji marked attention Numerous fancy scrolls and unnec­ A t All " escape the conviction that our indus­ In d ia n a -T h ird Friday in April each Oroggiila / 4 the use of fire whether in camp tires, Then she reached for the coffee per-, to the piano. They -appreciate the top essary lines Indicate *a writer*who trial- ainlagrleulturalstobilitywillbe cigarettes or. cigars., both when on the year. lawn— Proclamation of tho governor__ cola tor._____ and middle notes, but begin to roar strengthened by bringiug into full pro­ cares little for time and Its value. road and when camping. K an sas—Option of the governor. John Boyd had been a friend of terribly when the bass notes are When writing is of a pronounced ductive use this great empire of laud, One of the leading organizations in Kentucky—In the fall by proclama­ tion of the governor. No definite d a te her husband’s. Me had gone west struck loudly. Tigers cannot endure slant and letters In words are far "Although much progress* has been the celebration of this week is the on after Ezra’s death and had re­ made in public forestry and hopeful Louisiana—Second F riday in J a n u ­ 60 tlie shrill notes of the life. Scientific apart we will also know that we have American Tree association, headed by ary, by resolution of state board of turned within the year. The first a procrastinator In the writer. An­ beginnings in private Industry, we still experiments have been made to show Charles Lathrcp Pack, a pioneer In education. « time he had called after his return that the ears of tlie tiger are much other key to this faulty characteristic have a vast aggregate of idle or semi- M aine—Option of the governor. the campaign to save our vanishing he had seemed to he greatly im­ P A R K E R ’S idle forest land, and another large ag­ M aryland—Second F rid ay in April. more sensitive than those of human Is the pronounced Disproportion of the forests. One of the efforts of the as­ Proclamation of the governor. pressed with both children, Leon par­ beings, a and that sharp-toned Instru­ latter part of the letter m. HAIR BALSAM gregate of poor farm land that might Removes Dandruff-Stop# Hair Falling sociation for observance of American Massachusetts—Last Saturday In ticularly, and had made a real friend Restore* Color and more profitably grow timber Instead of ments irritate the sensitive organs of Forest week Is in urging all Ameri­ April of him, and the hoy had improved hearing. B eauty to Gray and F aded H air adding to the problem of agricultural cans to "plant a Centennial tree and Michigan-—Proclam ation of the g o v ­ Has He Reverence? m 60c and $1.00 at Druggists. overproduction. ernor. Usually last F riday In April. wonderfully under tlie man’s fine That is why some people in the Hiscox Cham. Wka.Patchogqa.'N.Y. register It with the American Tree as­ Minnesota—Proclamation of the gov­ training. But ids feeling for Trivilla "Our migratory forest industries jungles of India and China have some­ HINDERCORNS Remove# C o m a, Cal­ sociation so that your name will be on ernor. Usually latter p a rt of April. seemed altogether different. Mildred louses, etc., stops all pain, ensure# comfort to tha would be stabilized and made perma­ Missouri—First Friday after first times been able to sa've their lives by . feet, m akes walking easy. 15oby mail or a t Dreg- I be honor roll of tree planters and suspected that some day, when the flsta. Hlsoox Chemical Work*, Patchogue, N. Y. nent Rural industry would be great Tuesday In April. playing a fife or some similar instru­ good citizens 50 years from now.” girl was old enough to knotv her own ly strengthened and vitalized, agricul­ M ontana—Second Tuesday in May. ment that they have happened to have The association wants to see thoif? N ebraska—April 22 (birthday of J. mind, John Boyd was going to pro­ along with them when attucked by a ture would find in silviculture a strong sands of trees planted and marked so Sterling Morton). Act of legislature. pose to her. Until then he was win­ wild beast. The ferocious animal has STUBBORN SORES ally, providing markets for farm prod­ that the Centennial of Arbor day N evada— Proclamation of the g o v ­ ernor. ning her by every means In his power. appeared to forget a 1(1 else but the Irri­ and mfUromyione quick}/ uce and for surplus labor. Otir farms started in 1872. by J. Sterling Morton, New Hampshire—Proclamation of the It would be a splendid thing for tation caused by the sensitive mem­ themselves contain nearly » third of will see the greatest celebration ever governor. Trivilla to. have this handsome, rich, brane of its ears and has been more our woodland—an enormous potential held In this country. N ew Jersey—By law, second F rid ay intellectual man’s love, and Mildred than willing to flee with all possible farm asset If handled for continuous The association will send to each in April. timber crops." New Mexico—Second Friday In was glad for her daughter's sake. But haste. In zoos experiments have been tree planter a certificate of member­ March. Proclarqntion of the governor. there was something in her own heart made with horns, fifes and violins, and The proclamation was made public ship, advice of experts as to the care New York—Friday following first of Resinol May. that terrified her. She herself loved their effect upon the animals noted, by Secretary Jardlne, who announced of trees, and other educational data John Boyd. coincidentally that Forest week ob­ North Carolina—Friday after No­ the result being that all take rather Has he that ability and sense of having to do with planting "Roads of vem ber 1. Trivilla came into the kitchen servance would he directed by Frank kindly to the softer notes of the vio­ sympathy to show deep respect at Remembrances/' memorial trees, me­ N orth Dakota—Option of the g o v e r ­ presently. lin, hut are much disturbed by the 0. Lowden of Illinois, chairman of the morial parks, town forests, and kin­ nor. the proper time? The quality of rev­ ASTHMA “Mother, Mr. Boyd Is here. Aren’t special committee created for that Ohio—-Proclamation of the governor. shrill tones of the harsher instruments. erence is one of the essential ones to dred subjects. About the middle of April. you going to fix up or anything?" In those countries where oxen are DR.j.D.KEU.Oe V* ■ ■ ■ * \ ^ :;"' 1 mm f ■‘.' - p - ' j s «;? r ,> '

The Wtithtr Increased cloudiness t6day, The North Broad St. followed by showers sf night J CROSSING or tom orrow . MUST GO tmes Neat

PRICE FIVE CENTS HILLSIDE ENTERS HEALTH INSPECTOR AS! BIGGEST CLEANUP WEEK GGUIG FOR SEWER SEEN AS FIRST STEP TOWARD APARTMENT HOUSE Health Inspector Alfred J. Thomas 2 S 0 SCHOOL PUPILS announces that next week, from May 2 to 7, has been designated as Clean PERMIT IS REVOKED; IN NUSIC FESTIVAL Up Week jn the township. Collec­ REALIZING VISION OF GREATER TOWNSHIP GROWTH tion of garbarge and refuse, Mr. S E E COURT ACTION Various Groups From Fifth Thomas, declares, will be made every day during the week 0n both sides of Grade To High School the railroad. Permit Taken Away After Pro­ Will Participate Mr. Thomas urges everyone to test By Residents; Illegal make preparations for the most thor. Says Lawyer VOCAL ORCHESTRAS TO ough cleanup so that all unnecessary FURNISH THE MUSIC rubbish may be gotten rid of before IMPROVEMENT ASS’N IS * the summer months. Broken auto parts will also be removed, and all PLANNED, SAYS REPORT Two hundred and fifty pupils from the work will be done under the su­ Hillside will take part in the Union pervision of the inspector. Another legal battle confronts the County Music Festival to be held at township today over an attempt to break down the provisions of the lo­ the Elizabeth Armory on JifayTL^hen COOPERATIVE SALE cal zoning ordinance, but this time in pupils from the public schools of thir­ a slightly different form than has teen communities in Union County been the case in one or two previous will participate. j O F MERCHANTS HERE efforts. Those entered from Hillside, under; At a special meeting held last week the direction of Mrs. Mabel Y. Steph­ the Township Committee granted a ens, are divided into the following STARTS ON FRIDAY permit to John Terpay and Paul J. groups: a chorus of boys from the Urban, of Newark, to construct a 25' fifth grades', a chorus of mixed voices, Attractive Offerings To List family apartment house at 22, 24 and boys and girls, from the fifth grades; Ten Day*; Times To Issue 26 Bailey avenue, a zone restricted the slight unpleasantnesses which Special Section to the construction of two family res­ will sing a group of two p art songs; idences. The committee was no doubt Convinced that it would be useless to a chorus from the seventh grades Many local merchants are arrang- refuse the permission because of the which will sing a group of three part ing a special co-operative sale begin­ songs; the boys’ glee club from the late that has attended former efforts ning next Friday and continuing for to uphold the l:nv in the courts. Junior High School; and a glee club ten days, with a view t 0 demonstrat­ of mixed voices from the High School. ing to the people of Hillside'that they However, when' the permit had These groups have been chosen from can do their shopping’just at cheaply been granted, residents in the vicin­ all the schools in the township. There and just as conveniently right at ity immediately had a petition pre­ will be several concerts by the pupils home. The event will be known as sented J^Jhe committee protesting of the different schools in Hillside the May “Buy at Home” Sale, and over m glinting 0f the permit. An- before and after the event in Eliza­ very attractive price reductions will °t^rtW>eeial meeting was held Mon­ beth. be offered, su6h as will make it worth *° right—On shovel, Chairman Richard S. Earl, Committeeman C. T. day /fight and the permit for the con­ Woodruff, Assemblyman Georgn^Compton, Engineer W. H. Luster, On Wednesday of this week the while for everyone to look for this struction of the apartment house was Commissioner Thomas E. Martin, Committeeman Robert F. revoked. combined groups from th e Hurden- ten-day sale. Smalley, Attorney Donald H. McLean, Cleric Howard J. Looker and Saybrook Schools gave a The business men point out the Bloy and Engineer C. H. Luster Flood Relief Funds Asked; William A Brooks, Newark attor­ concert in the auditorium o f the Cen­ fact that many articles liow purchas­ On ground— Building Inspector Jefferson B. Miller, Tax Collector Fred ney representing the men who pro- tral Grammar School. ed out of town can be obtained at Haefle, Consulting Engineer Alexander Potter and posp to ereM. the apartmhnt house, prices just as reasonable in Hillside. Freeholder D. Leeds Miller, Jr. Earl Issues Proclamation declares that hb will take the matter The High School Glee Club and to Orchestra will give its annual con­ They urge the people to “shop at the Supreme■ ----- Court — ------if MVV.VOCUI necessary J Most of Hillside’s officialdom and Me Lean Urges Confidence but will not contest it on the ground cert on Way 13. The Apollo Quar­ home” whenever possible, as they are goodly portion of citizens turned out Township Attorney Donald H. Me The Red Cross appeal for the relief of sufferers in that zoning is not constitutional. Mr. .... tette will furnish part of th e program here all year round for the conveni­ at 3 o’clock Saturday afternoon to Lean, whom Mr. Earl introduced as the Mississippi River flood has already struck a respon­ for the occasion. ence ofthe residents. Brooks declares that the granting o see Chairman Richard S. Earl pull “the man mostly responsible for the sive chord among residents of the township. Mrs. Sarah the permit to his clients constitutes On May 11 at 8 p. m. a concert will A special section of the Hillside the lever of the steam shovel which sewer,” expressed the opinion that V. Ackerman, of 1297 Oakwood avenue, vice chairman of Times is being arranged to bring vested right which the committee ha be given at the Hillside Avenue started operations on the sanitary there were many problems still to* the Elizabethtown Chapter of the Red Cross, who is in no right to take away from them, an School by pupils of the school, and a these, offerings before the people of sewerage system, the greatest im­ come and larged the citizens to be charge of raising funds in Hillside, has already received the township, and will be issued next expressed the intention of havin concert will be given by the ninth provement ever undertaken in the (Continued on Pago Five) substantial contributions from the Hillside Rotary and writs of Jenfiorarl served on Friday. Two thousand extra copies the grade pupils of Central Grammar township. With the color guard of Lions Clubs. members of me committee. will b$ printed and distributed to the Hurden-Looker Post, American School on the evening of May 17 at It has been reported that the re! the same hour. every home to call further attention Legion, a detachment of the New A benefit performance will be held at the Hillside to this sale. Jersey National Guard, and the po­ ALLEGED DRUNKEN Theatre next Tuesday when a portion of the receipts will dents of this sectimn'of the townsh: lice and fire departments participat­ go to swell the Hillside relief fund, according to the mam are contemplating the formation < HILLSIDE PLATOON OF ing in the exercises, Mr. Earl dug the ager, Alexander Okin. an association, possibly to be know ANNtJAt GUEST DAY OF first shovel full of earth in Hillside OFFICER’S CASE TO as the North End Improvement Ass Chairman Richard S. Earl has issued an official proc­ ciatipn, for the better protection 1 avenue directly around the corner lamation urging all citizens to contribute to lessen the suf­ NATIONAL GUARD, TUN WOMAN'S CLUB TUESDAY from Liberty avenue. lr common interests and in ordi DECIDED MONDAY ferings of the grief-stricken people of the devastated ;hat their concerted action may cari After the ground had been broken area. This is generally considered one of the worst ✓ greater weight. Immediate steps are ^eing taken The husbands of members of the by Major John D. Leonard of the Mr. E arl' declared this was the fir: Police (Officials To Act On catastrophes of its kind the nation has ever experienced, W oman’s Club have been invited to sewer he had ever dug that he did 114th Infantry of Elizabeth to re­ attend the Annual Guest Day meet­ Charge Borat Threatened and it is the first time in the history of the United States cruit a Hillside Platoon fo r Company not find it such hard work. It was ing to be held Tuesday evening, May sewer he had ever dug and that he did P Man With Pistol that four members of a President’s cabinet have been THREE HELD AS POLICE C, of the National Guard o f New Jer- 3 at the Masonic Hall delegated to take a direct part in devisjng measures of »ey, with headquarters a t the Eliza­ dared/ getting to this stage of the ... D_r. Francis H. Green, Headmaster proceedings. Not many people, he Disp6sition of the case of Officer reliefp It is urged that all contributions be sent in at FIND LIQUOR AND GUN beth Armory. Nat ionat guardsme n of Pennington School for Boys, will Albert Burst of- the local police de­ once, 'as no canvass will bema.de.______recruiting this platoon last said, know how much time and trou­ who began give an address. His topic will be partment, who has been charged' with Three men are being held by the Saturday and Sunday on North Broad ble have been expended in the nego­ The proclamation follows: “Interrogation Points.” tiations for the sewer. being drunk and disorderly while on “Whereas a great calamity has befallen the people police this morning after hiving been street between Ridgway avenue and Hostess for the evening will be duty, will be made Monday night. 14 Years of Effort arrested yesterday by Captain John the railroad, will be on hand tomor­ Mrs. J. A. Plumstead, who will have Borst was arraigned before the po­ residing in the Mississippi Valley by reason of the great­ Mason and Officer Stephen iSickadeni row and Sunday to accept additional as her assistants: Mrs. Harry Schna­ Mr. Earl then related that Hillside lice committee, Thomas E Martin est flood in history, and has caused great suffering and at the corner of North Broaik street was once a part of Union Township recruits. A number of men have al­ bel, Mrs. Leibert Hoffman, Mrsr-A>l/ and Township Chairman Richard S- loss of life, I, Richard S. Earl, chairman of the township and HilNide avenue on various ready signified their willingness to Haviland, Mrs. Robert E. Rucker, but about fourteen years ago some Earl, Monday night on charges made committee, do hereby call upon and urge the people of charges. join. enterprising citizens broke away Mrs. E. P. Sweet, Mrs. William John­ by Chief of Police Norman Sanford Hillside to respond to the call of the Red Cross for im­ from Union and became a separate The men are Clarence Williams, _ Recruits are offered th e following son, Mrs. Robert K. Bloy, Mrs- Harry of being drunk and disorderly while mediate funds for the relief of those stricken people. community;—though forgetting to U'J Broome street, Harry Gray, of advtantages: pay for all drills, $75 La Force, Mrs. Charles Nichols, Mrs. on duty early Sunday morning. Borst • “For the convenience of the public the Hillside Trust 329 West Kinney street, and Willian to $150 a year; all equipment free; A. E. Luthenauer, Mrs. E. P. Man­ make provision for a sewer. Various pleaded guilty. efforts were made to get sewer facil­ Company and the Hillside National Bank will receive Blunt, of 257 Rroom e^treet, all of two weeks’ field training with pay; gels, Mrs. William H. Smith, Mrs. ities, Mr. Earl stated, including a t­ Threatened to Shoot funds. Newark: Wililams is charge wit! and exemption from personal tax and Charles Regnault and Mrs. Agnes The charge cited th at Borst ac­ . “ (Signed) driving an automobile while undei jury duty. Scott. tempts at annexation to Newark and Elizabeth, both of which failed. It costed John D. Grother of 476 Main “RICHARD S. EARL, the influence of liquor, and was pro­ was then that six municipalities first street, East Orange, and Joseph Wet- ...... £hairman, Township Committee.” nounced unfit to drive when examinee banded together to obtain sewer re­ jen of 253 Hollywood avenue, in front by Dr. A T. Lipphard. Gray, ownei lief for themselves or to enlarge their of the latter’s store at the Hollywood ofthe car, is charged with permitting West Hillside Improvers Seek systems, which was the beginning of avenue address and asked if they an unlicensed operator to drive the the Joint Sewer Conference, now were unloading booze. They told him BOYS WEEK OBSERVANCE CORNERSTONE LAYING AT car and with possessing a pint oi composed of eleven municipalities. no, that it was ice-cream they were liquor, while Blunt is being held foi Singlele Fare to Newark Line returning as remaining stock from a carrying a concealed weapon, the po. Improvement of the street, Mr. social affair in Newark. ” Borst, it was STARTS HERE ON SUNDAY ST. CATHERINE'S SUNDAY lice finding a 32 calibre pistol on him. Earl said, on which the sewer is be­ In order that transportation to any pointed out that this change would charged, then suddenly seized one of ing started, has been held up for the part of the township m ay not cost only result to the disadvantage of the men, placed him against the front Under the joint auspices of the years for the lack of it, as the Board High Catholic- Dignitaries To more than five cents, an effort will Hillside asthe ride would be lengthen­ of the store and started to beat him Rotary and Lions Clubs, represented of Freeholders has refused to lay a Take Part In Ceremony RUSH DOOR SERVICE ON be made by the West Hillside Im­ ed from twenty minutes to half an with his nightstick* The man got permanent pavement until the sewer respectively by Leslie W. Tichenor provement Association to have the hour and that the purpose in chang­ away and ran to police headquarters. At Three O’clock has been installed. With the sewer, and James A. Long, Boys’ Week in KEARNY TROLLEY ONLY existing fare charges altered, it was ing the route was to give the hill sec­ In the meantime Patrolman Stephen the chairman went on, Hillside will Hillside will begin this Sunday with decided at a meeting of the associa­ tion of Newark local service. Mickadem, passing the store in the The cornerstone laying of St. Oath, be able to get aid from the State for special sermons in the local churches erine’s new Catholic Church will take Discontinuance of the Kearny trol tion held in the Hurden-Looker There was considerable discussion police car, saw a scuffle and, thinking the pavement of several streets in Every day between Sunday and next place Sunday afternoon, at 3 o’clock. ley service to Hillside became effec School, Tuesday night. I t ms point, concerning the potential danger from it was a free-for-all, stopped. He tivc this week, with the exception ol the township and the industrial sec­ Saturday will be given over to some Rt. Rev. Monsignor Charles H. Mackel, ed out by various members that at flood waters in the existence of the grabbed Borst and threw him toward tion will be improved so that fac­ activity in which the boya will take D. D. pastor of St. P atriA ’a Church, the rush hour service The Kearnj present the ride from their section Salem Dam at the extreme end of the parked car. Borst then drew his tories will be attracted here. Hill­ a prominent part. . Elizabeth, will perform )itie ceremony line has been serving Hillside all thil of the township to the Post Office Liberty avenue. One member point­ revolver, it was alleged, and threat­ week only during the hours from ( side will get enough in taxes from A trip through the various indus­ and Rt- Rev. Monsignor John A costs ten cents, an extra fare being ed out that the dam serves no pur­ ened to shoot. to 9 in the morning and from 4 tc the factories, he said, to take care of Duffy, D. D., vicar general of the charged from North Broad street and pose whatsoever but merely causes Mickadem shouted to a taxicab trial plants in the township is planned 7 in the evening. It is believed that Ridgway avenue. They contended the town’s expenses for the year. Mr. for next Monday and visits to the Newark diocese will preach. the waters of the Elizabeth River to Earl pointed out also, that the sewer driver and the two forcibly took the lack of patronage during the day ii that the distance between this point back up against nearby property and weapon away from Borst. He was schools and civic clubs will take place All the parishes of Elizabeth and responsible for this move. was planned with a view to accommo­ on Tuesday. On Wednesday, when «nd the Newark line going in the di­ is a breeding place for mosquitoes. taken to police headquarters and vicinity and all the Catholic organ­ A Public Service official told The dating 40,000 people and said the the Township Committee holds its rection of Newark should be included He suggested that the river be clean­ there demanded the return of his re­ izations, such as the Knights of Co­ Times that service late at night will in the one fare, just as a t present it bonding capacity of the township has first regular May meeting, five boys lumbus, Daughters of Isabella, Na­ ed out or the dam torn down. The been saved for just this purpose. volver. With this, the charge cited, be by means of the regular Hillside Is included inthe one fare going from matter will be brought to the atten­ he took off his police shield and will act in the capacity of members tional Council of Catholic Women bus line. After one o’clock, busei Police Commissioner Thomas E. o f the Township Committee. An en­ Newark to Hillside. tion of the proper authorities. threw it behind the police desk, de­ and Ancient Order of Hibernians, as will leave the tube station in Newark Martin spoke briefly, saying that this tertainment at the Central Grammar well as all the citizens of Hillside, Committee Named claring he was “through.” a t 1 :30 a. m. and the last one at 2:20 A motion was passed to have the was the beginning of one of the School is planned for Thursday and have been invited to be present. President George E. Smith ap- Board of Education put the grounds Serious Offense greatest improvements the township on Friday all the activities will be The erection of the church is due Pointed Jam es Bolan, Joseph Adams of the Hurden-Looker School in shape has ever undertaken. Committee­ Chief Sanford was called from hit chronicled in the press. NEW STREETS ADDED TO as a playground for children of the to the generosity of the late Thomas •nd Stephen Mickadem on a commit­ man C T. Woodruff referred to the home fifteen minutes a fte r Borst was The week will close on Saturday West Newark section. Joseph Adams, Fitzpatrick, of Lyons Farms, who left POSTAL DEUVERY HERE tee to bring this m atter before the future development of the township, brought in. The chieff said it was with an athletic meet. Entries may Transportation Committee of the Charles Bonnerand and Robert Thom­ one of the most serious offenses ever the residue of his estate for the build­ declaring that ten years from now still be sent to Samuel Dubow, phy­ ing of this memorial to his wife, township, and in the event no action son were named on a committee to brought against a local officer. Borst A number of new homes have been Hillside would probably be a city of sical director of the High School for Catherine. is forthcoming ,to take it directly be­ confer with the board in this matter. was under a light police penalty which added to the regular postal delivery 30,000 inhabitants^ with the valua­ various events in the following class­ The church is 163 feet long con^ fore the Board of Public Utilities Maxseo Resigns tions in the millions, Hillside is pri­ was to expire May 4. this week. _____ es; 75 to 100 pounds, loO to 130, and nected by a cloister with a new rec­ The streets just added include Commissioners. — The resignation of Joseph D. Maz- marily a town for homes, he said. He In admitting his guilt Borst said unlimited. The events will include tory on King street. It is built of Compton place, the upper end of zeo as secretary of the organization Opposition was expressed also to also spoke on financing the sewer, he had three small drunks at a fo r­ broad jump, high jump, shot put, half Weymouth granite, with a tower on Conant street from number 400 up, was accepted with thanks. Mr. Maz- and favored payments over a period the proposed change in the route of mal opening of a new hall and that mile run, pole vault and 75 and 100 the front left side. It will seat 1,000 Including in all about fifteen new (Continued on Page 8) of 20 years. the Williamson avenue buses. It was he “must have been doped.” yard dashes. and cost about $250,000. families.

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