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RED RIVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE MONDAY, MAY 28, 1990 Ille ()Rata' STUDENTS' JOURNAL WINNIPEG, MANITOBA NEWS DIVERSIONS SPORTS INSIDE 7% GST To Hit Ray Rides Off Into The Texts Sunset In 1991 Students entering or returning to Red River this fall should count their blessings—they will escape paying the seven-per-cent Goods Q and Services Tax on textbooks Letters that comes into force on January Galore! 1, 1991. BA Grad Committee A federal government pam- phlet distributed on campus indi- 3 cates that most other typical stu- George Dearman: SA's resident wino harties pard at Awards Banquet.. Go get 'em, Georgie! dent expenses will be exempted Photo by Bob Cooney from the GST, including tuition and student fees, student loans NRBQ: and financial services, transit Light-Fingered Music Lovers fees, scholarships and bursaries, They're Not rental housing and basic grocer- ies. Leave CMOR Singing Blues Blockheads! Students will still have to shell out tax dollars for school sup- By Richard Fickes CMOR manager Jason Hopko, in the budget for surveillance 7 plies. A recent rash of record, CD, and will be meeting with Stu- equipment. That's a light com- N. It is not yet clear whether cafe- and cassette theft from CMOR dents' Association Executive ment. teria meals will be subject to culminated last week with yet Director Don Hillman, but sees "Seriously, there will be no taxation. another outbreak, and more prod- no immediate solution forthcom- unauthorized people in the con- The federal government is uct being stolen. ing. trol room, the door will be closed Wild Orchid: proposing a "GST Credit" to And this has newly-appointed "The environment in CMOR except for noon hour, and hope- rebate some of the tax revenue to station manager Robert Comeault should be fun and easy-going in fully, there will be someone there Hot Bods lower-income Canadians. seeing red. nature, but if someone is stealing at all times in the reception area. Students will be able to apply "I don't believe it. This brings stuff, it creates dissention in the "If this is an internal matter, I'll 8 for this yearly credit which can the total amount stolen that I've ranks; people are always whis- be creating incentives for the DJs reach a maximum of $480 and noticed to at least a dozen items, pering about someone else. to hopefully curb their desire to will be payable in four in- " Comeault said. "It's hard to accomplish any- pilfer," Comeault said. stallments, one every three "I've discovered we're miss- thing without implementing any- He added that if anyone is caught months. ing The Tragically Hip, the new thing radical. But, come Septem- stealing, they will be dealt with in ay 1 Because the GST Credit is Billy Idol; anything that's new ber, we're gonna definitely have a manner"most unpleasant, at least Full Nelson? refundable even if no income tax and hot seems to disappear. a plan that will seem harsh, but is to the full extent of the law." is payable, students should make "This really tees me off." absolutely necessary," Comeault His voice took on a grim tone. sure to complete an income tax Comeault said that he has dis- said. "And that's after expulsion." 11 am -1 pm 9 form. cussed the issue with current "I wish we had enough money Outdoor Courtyard Slobs Still Top Bug Day Poll By Bob Cooney "But, it's interesting to note that said. Some students complained of a Shlock The SA's second annual the complaints are directed more Students also complained lack of no-smoking policy enforce- LIVE ENTER TAINMENT Talk Bug Day prOved once again that to students leaving garbage around about the condition of the equipment, McDonald's results indi- Red River students are not shy than toward the cleaning staff." ment. cated. Walks when it comes to sharing their 2) No Student Bar, 57. 5) Cafeterias, 47. On the other hand, some re- opinions, according to PR Di- No surprise here either. What General comments about the spondents wanted more consid- tea luring 10 rector Kari McDonald. else would you want after clean cost, quality, variety and por- eration for smokers, and still oth- Top Ten Bug Day results: classrooms and qualified instruc- tions served. ers demanded a totally smoke- 1) A Instructor Quality, 58. tors? Some students complained free campus. McDonald said some com- 3) Parking, 53. about the packaging of cafeteria 8) A Inadequate Study Areas, 11 am: Fungus Amungus ments named specific instructors. Generally, parking is a bigger food in non-recyclable plastic 14. "There were also general topic than exam stress, with stu- containers. A Athletic Department, 14. comments that teaching skills dents complaining about the lack 6) A Photocopying, 37. Students complained about the were lacking in some faculties." of plug-ins and poor lot condi- Complaints about the hours of hours of operation and the size of 12 noon: Jdfrey Hatcher She added the comments re- tions. operation and quality of photo- the workout gyms. flected the sense that some in- "Last time parking was a big copy services. Cost was also a 9) Maintenance of College Fa- structors may be good in their issue because it was cold," factor, McDonald's results indi- cilities, 12. field of work, but require more McDonald said. "This time, it's cated. Primarily, complaints dealt with a the Big Beat training to teach. She said she still a big complaint and a legiti- A CMOR, 37. washroom cleanliness. will be sending memos outlining mate problem." Students complained about the 10) A Lack of Canned Carbon- the students' concerns to the de- 4) Lack of Computer Termi- volume, the format, and the fact ated Drinks, 11. partments named. nals, 52. the station didn't broadcast to Students prefer recyclable cans Hamburgers $1.50 Hot Dogs $1.00 CollerCleanliness, 58. Students want more equipment, the far reaches of the campus, to plastic cups, McDonald's re- As always, a major complaint, updated programs and 24-hour namely Building J. sults indicated. Drinks .50 McDorthld said. access to the library, McDonald 7) Smoking, 20. A Outdated Library, 11.

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Students hopefully itwill enlighten him/ opportunity to address a few 'River once enjoyed. This funding address the availability ning to padlock this place for the and Bill: Don't worry. We'll be To the Editor, Audit do not have to sit back and let an her to his/her shortcomings or points in Ms. Walker's article cutback has serious implications question. summer and catch as many rays/ back. As another year draws to a To the Editor, instructor (who doesn't care) idiosyncracies. in the Projector of April 30, for students as well as faculty in Fifth, there is no formal hi t as many beaches/drink as many To Ray Newman: Thanks for close, I see students cramming As chair of the Learning continue teaching. There are many As I've said many times, if whether to use technical materials 1990. terms of operating revenues and "worker improvement tall cold ones as humanly pos- the memories and the good quotes. for finals, tying up loose ends Materials Audit Committee, I avenues open to students, they instructor evaluations had been containing gender bias or The article contains factual our ability to purchase new program" at Red River, sible before we return with our You'll be missed. on projects and thanking God must set the record straight arc: 1) the Non-Academic Griev- in place and been conducted on mediocre materials. The errors that should be brought equipment that would keep us in certainly not one that the September 4th issue. And finally, to all the under- that this school year will soon regarding the direction the ance where student(s) can have a and your parent's tax dollars guidelines are very clear on this, to the reader's attention. the vanguard of quality training. workers have heard about. I It's a good time to say goodbye paid legions of ink-stained be over. committee has taken on what Don their complaints solved by a board that fund this college and you with an entire section on how First, the quote attributed to It will also have a negative impact have not been placed on any and give heartfelt thank you's to wretches who toiled in the jour- But yet for some students Hillman calls "sex ist texts" [letter comprised of representati ves from are entitled to quality instruc- instructors can handle a situation me is incorrect. When I spoke on the maintenance of reasonable program. Where Mr. Dearman some special people. nalistic trenches and sacrificed their academic career won't be to the editor, March 1990]. the SA, administration and fac- tion. So if you do have a com- if they need to use materials that with your reporter I stated that student fees. As an aside, it is acquired that idea I do not To Randy King, last year's sleep, sex or whatever to fill these over at the end of this year. The rationale for developing a ulty; 2) make a request to the de- plaint, tell your SA or depart- contain gender bias. Here is how I had very strong feelings about most unfortunate that the SA know. When such flimsy Entertainment Editor: Thanks for wide open pages: Our deepest Some negl ected their studying partment head to have a student ment head or the Minister of gender-inclusive policy is as the guidelines read: Guidelines the methods used by some of cannot see its way clear to work evidence as Mr.. Dearman's being around to help us over all thanks and admiration. We're still too long, others didn't care and evaluation conducted; 3) Contact Education and make the in- follows: instructional materials for Materials That Must Be Used my students, but i t was a matter with the faculty and theprovincial letter is brought into a story; those rough spots on layout nites. wondering how you all kept it some had instructors who were for use in RRCC's courses need the minister of education and air structors listen. in Spite of Gender Biased Content. between them and me. When government in having these may I suggest you use We couldn't have done it without coming (more or less on dead- incompetent or who didn' tcare. to reflect developments in society. your complaint (though I only Whereeducational materials such the reporter pressed with federal monies properly restored journalistic terms such as you. line) issue after issue. It is for this last group that I The Women's Initiative of March, advise doing this in the worst George J. Dearman as textbooks, films, cassettes and further questions, I repeated to the college system. "alleged" or "it was reported" To Sherri, George, Terri and To all the rest of you: have a am writing this letter. Too many 1989, which involved case scenario). Though neither related resources contain gender the quote and refused further Third, students were not left rather than treat it as fact. Kari: Thanks for being such good great summer! times this year I've seen stu- Vice-President consultations with hundreds of method is guaranteed to removed bias, but must be used because comment. I was referring to without an instructor. While it Sixth, contrary to the article, sports and tempting targets. Just dent'sdespondentover thc atti- Students' Association women across Manitoba they cannot be replaced the fact that the process for required rearranging of classes a replacement was hired in don't ever run for public office. tudes, professionalism and the instructor from teaching, identified the need to review immediately, instructors should discussing differences, as and, at times, working at lunch March on the two evenings I resource materials to ensure the apply the following guidelines: outlined in college policy and hour; I cannot recall one class that was unavailable. This was a use of non-sexist language and a) Take note of the bias and discuss the Survival Guide published was not shifted to some alternate group class that did not lend the non-sexist portrayal of both this fact with the class prior to by the Students' Association, time slot. I can appreciate that itself to the rescheduling I sexes. Such a review is important. using the text, film, tape or other was not followed. At no time this caused some frustration for normally arranged. I mightalso As the policy states: Although it material; b) Emphasize to students did the students in question students, especially those who add that I was on sick leave at President Ray Says Goodbye is common assumption that that the more frequent portrayal approach me with their were absent from class when the the time. language simply reflects a social of men or women, or the casting concerns as required. Rather, changes were agreed upon. Also, While it was not factually as President_ From Appeals Tower. It was a pleasure and only by a thin wall of plastic sky, and more recently, Nancy reality or norm, studies have of males or females into they, in consultation with the all students who left messages in incorrect, the reference to my Committee Chairman to Dis- indeed a learning experience to unsecured by any guard rail at the Sullivan. They were decent people demonstrated that language can stereotypical positions is not a department head, ignored the the office indicating they wanted sick leave and the impression ciplinary Committee Chair- see the Print Centre grow from a time. There were those of us who who held my respect and from actually contribute to sex measure of the worth of one sex process and had them presented to see me, I did in fact see. it was designed to leave with man, from father figure to stu- Xerox machine in the basement prayed that the crowd would not whom I learned a great deal. The stereotyping and reinforce its over the other nor is it an indication to the dean, the SA, and, However, students who came to the reader vis a vis the incident dents who needed someone to of Building B to the modestly press forward and fall to the floor everyday challenges of college continuance. of the individual capabilities of subsequently, the press. my other classes expecting me to cannot be described as anything talk to, as arbitrator between designed Print Centre (now the below. life and the exuberance of student We are not just talking about men and women; c) Point out that Additionally, the student interrupt those classes to see them, but yellovv journalism befitting students and students, staff and Crazy Ox storeroom opposite the From the start, the Director youth provided me with a range what Mr. Hillman terms members of both sexes must have petition was altered after the I refused to see at that time, but the National Enquirer rather students, staff and staff; each entrance to the Computer Centre) General of the Provincial Voca- of experiences that few people "lobbying groups such as visual equal opportunities to succeed and signatures were obtained. I made them aware that other than serious, professional interaction presented not only and eventually to what was origi- tional Schools (as they were then are fortunate enough to experi- (sic) minorities, natives and the therefore must be treated equally, found that unfair to me and the arrangements would be made. reporting. For the record, I was a challenge but a wealth of nally a large storage area, later called) rolled up his sleeves to ence in a life time. handicapped" but about half of fairly, and with respect as human signatories. Fourth, the MGEA does pay off work because I had a broken memories I shall cherish for- converted to the present Print address the students. This action My relationship with the Stu- the entire population." beings. Provide relevant local Second, I am not the (not may or will) for any time ankle and had to have a cast put ever. Centre and offices for the Stu- seemed to incite the students to dents' Association flourished and The direction taken by the examples of equal opportunity for MGEA's representative on the when an employee of the on. This limitation meant that I dents' Association. greater heights. Amid cat-calls we acted as partners, moving from I believe that the highlights committee has come not from the sexes in a particular national union. I represent. government is away on union could not perform the duties Just the other day I recalled and jibes, a diminutive figure one challenge to another—start- of any of the many years at Nancy Sullivan but from within occupational area; d) Impress Manitoba's Community business, despite the fact that, in assigned for the March period. ing up uie student sales shop, We Ked River were the me college community. 1 he with a colleague the original set began heading toward the speak- upon students that stereotyping College instructors and support my case, classes were made up. I will say, however, that the vending machine agreements and graduations...what a thrill it is committee has devised a workable up of the Tower—the seventh ers' dais. I remember it as if it prevents individuals from staff on the Canadian Jobs The college actually bills the reporter did not slide to the a host of others. It was not with- to hand over to each graduate process that will assist those floor was originally designed for were yesterday—the figure ap- developing their strengths and Strategies Committee of MGEA for the time and has been level of malevolence that was out some bumps, however, and crossing the stage a well- involved in selecting and a program development area with proaching the dais was none other impedes them in reaching their NUPGE which deals solely known to overcharge! In evident in Mr. Dearman's some of you may remember the earned diploma or certificate. developing materials to become There is a warmth about Red the fourth floor earmarked for the than Ron Blicq, respected then as goals; e) Contact the publisher or with attempting to have the discussion with the letter. episode of the "forbidden comic And what better indicator of a aware of gender bias. College River that I shall never forget. executive offices. The two ex- he is today, by the students fortu- producer of the material and federal government restore the administration, I have made a books" which seemed to inject a college's success than the em- publications and learning It was there in those early days ecutive offices exist today each nate enough to have him for their request revised editions that are P. McDonnell of May 1969, when I first came with their private washrooms communications instructor. As he slight note of tension, albeit for a ployability of its graduates— materials are also to be developed free of gender bias; f) Search for to the College from the Voca- separated by a common area approached the stage the cat-calls short time. consistently in the high 80% consistent with gender-inclusive unbiased materials. tional Branch of the Depart- which housed the central control became cheers of support and a I guess one of the disappoint- over the last dozen years or so. guidelines. The facts are that thecommittee ment of Education at 1181 for the P.A. system of the Col- hush fell upon the masses. In his ments that affected me more than The three things I hold dear I tend to think that Mr. Hillman establishing these guidelines is a Portage. It started with my lege. The main boardroom was calm, reassuring tone, Ron be- I realized at the time was the are honesty, commitment and has not read the guidelines duly-constituted representative introduction to Roy Low, then on the fourth floor but this was seeched the students for a polite- abandonment of Varsity Sports at understanding. I expect these carefully. I come to this committee which includes a dean, WILLIAM J. CESSFORD, Superintendent of M.I.T./ changed when Les Talbot became ness not yet seen that day. The the College. Having been a bit of from others and have tried to conclusion because he mentions a student representative, and M.I.A.A. and his friendly greet- the College director and moved politeness came and Assistant a "jock" most of my life, it was practise these during my 20+ several things such as large representatives from the F.C.M.A. ing and words of encourage- the executive offices and the Deputy Minister Brian Angood natural for me to identify with the years at the college. publishing houses being expected instructor, department head, ment through those early years boardroom to the seventh floor in took over the microphone. In his various College teams operating I have never enjoyed work- to change their books for RRCC, college publications, Library, Director — Money Management of preparing the newly com- 1970. convincing manner, Brian calmed as a tiny province amid Ontario ing anywhere else as much, the Library having to phone admissions and program pleted sections of M.I.T./ It was an adventure in those the students, assuring them that and Quebec, giants to the cast, and from the bottom of my departments for approval to development components of the & Banking M.I.A.A. for occupancy. And early heady days of expansion. those who wished their diplomas and Alberta and B.C., giants to heart I thank those that made purchase material, and acensoring college. The committee contains yet another warm, friendly There were the 888 programs and and certificates to bear the name the west. There was a period when this possible—students, fac- body at the college. None of these representatives of both sexes. It Province of Manitoba colleague, Rose Marie Hess, the seemingly unending supply of M.I.T./M.I.A.A. and those who Manitoba was not recognized as a ulty and staff—with particular points is accurate. Actually, large has created a workable and well- who helped make my debut at of federal grants to support al- wished the newer name of Red bonafide athletic conference. mention to Debbie and Yvette, publishing houses are ahead of received approach to balanced However, with the help of the and finally to my wife Ruth for the college in having Honoured with a Fellowship in The Society of Management Accountants of Canada on July 6th, Red River a painless process most any educational post-sec- River Community College could materials for instruction. 1988, Bill Cession] is a dynamic team leader in both his profession and his community. Not only is through her many acts of kind- ondary endeavour. request and receive their diploma Students' Association, that im- her constant support. implementing gender-inclusive The policy and procedures are he a founding member of the Cash Management Association of Manitoba, but is also currently age soon changed. Great strides I wish you all success and guidelines years ago, as are other Treasurer of the Treasury Management Association of Manitoba. ness and loyalty as we set up a As the College grew, so did its or certificate with that name. It now being piloted. Comments Bill displays his leadership skills, whether it he on the juvenile soccer team he manages, or at his personnel system for the three students and staff. There was the was all that was needed. The were being made, I feel, in ath- that you remember me as one educational bodies such as the from the various sectors of the job, where he manages banking and short term borrowing and investing for the Province of letic excellence as teams from Manitoba. His management team directs, plans, and controls a multimillion dollar investment and colleges. And Carol Gamble, near riot back in '69 when the crowd dispersed, there were of the Red River family. Department of Education and college are being requested. The short term borrowing program. Mr. Low's secretary...All ea- government of the clay changed rumblings "Roy Rogers Country Red River regularly finished in Good luck and good-bye. Training Curriculum Division. college should be congratulated Working for Manitobans, Bill has ongoing contact with the Canadian and International medal play, particularly in vol- investment community, to structure Manitoba's money market strategy and develop new money ger to help a new face settle the name from M.I.T./M.I.A.A. Club", etc. but the hostility ceased Nor do the guidelines apply to for encouraging the use of gender- market vehicles or target markets to meet the province's needs. into unfamiliar surroundings to Red River Community Col- and with the next crop of stu- leyball. Red River's strengths as Library purchases, but only to inclusive materials in our Bill finds The course of studies taken with the Certified Management Accountants has provided an excellent foundation and the knowledge required to fulfill his responsibilities in a dynamic with the least possible lege. Second year students of the dents, bright eyed and bushy a hockey hotbed lifted our status classroom materials. And there programs. environment." difficulty...that warmth that day were not happy with the name tailed, there were no recrimina- from an eighth place finisher in will be no censoring body, since continues today. change and filled the North or tions nor bad memories. the early days to a fourth place the academic departments will Joan McLaren finish across Canada in 1986— have responsibility for And so it continued from the "New" gym as it was called in I was fortunate to have excel- Director, Program & Staff The Society of early makeshift office shared those days to take on the college lent bosses at every step—from the year athletics fellat Red River. Ray Newman implementing the guidelines. My 10 years in charge of Stu- Development Management Accountants with Phyllis Law in the Health administration. I remember stand- Roy Low in the beginning to Steve President One other point on which CMA Centre to the anxiously awaited ing on the Mezzanine floor of the Didcote, Les Talbot, Brian An- dent Affairs were certainly excel- Hillman is in error is that referring RRCC Certified Management Accountant of Manitoba offices that opened in the gym in a capacity crowd retained good, Cy Howard, Gary Polon- lent preparation for my final role to instructors having no choice of

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Halltalk: By David Kuxhaus neW What Are Your Plans For This Summer ? • President Post A Good Pain Summer Job st• . • In Limbo Is A Matter Of Degree By David Kuxhaus Good news. There are plenty of but the length of the school year Meanwhile, for Bryan Horn, a has also cost him dollars. power engineering student, the By Grant Shelestynski summer jobs for students still available. The bad news is the "Not getting out until June 15 problem isn't so much a lack of As the 1989-90 school year "Someonewho can handleany majority of them are either low really sucks. If I would've gotten good paying jobs but that many draws to a close, a selection curriculum changes." paying or require students to out a month earlier, I could have of them are located out of the city. committee has narrowed down He says other qualifications relocate. hada job that paid 10 or 12 dollars "There are a few good jobs the field of candidates to replace will include a background in It appears that most of the high an hour," Neufeld said. posted for us, but with many of out-going college President, management and ties to the paying jobs have been snapped Dave Manahan, the office them you have to go out of the Ray Newman. business community. up by university students, manager at the Student/Youth province," Horn said. SA President-elect, Paul "The person will have to according to studentsatRedRiver Employment Centre on Main Horn is currently work part- Milian, sits on the committee havedirectcontacts to business Community College. As a result, Street, said that there are about time for the post office and says and says they have the original and industry so we might direct students at the college, many of 300 openings left in a wide range he will probably end up there for • group of about 40 candidates grads to those fields," he said. them who are in class until mid- of fields such as food services, the summer. Andrew Kelch (Electrical): Greg Kasprick (Mechanical Ron Kostynuik (Mechanical Dimitric Amoah (Power Cathy Brown (Office Skills): trimmed down to nine, and "Also 10 years experience .- June, are stuck with the leftovers. construction, and social services, Brian Gwizon, of the CEC on "Hopefully I'll be working Engineering): Engineering): Engineering): "Hopefully I'll be able to find a hopes to start interviewing next managing large groups of Grant Goulet, a business but for the most part they are at campus, recommends that somewhere. Aside from that I'll "Just summer work I "For the last two weeks in June "I'm going to look for a job in an office. I also can hardly month. employees," he added. administration student, will be the minimum wage level. students not only check out the be playing a little baseball and guess...that's about all...and take I'm going out to the mountains in job...play a bit of soccer. I'm also wait to get out of the city, "We're looking for someone "Because they'll have to deal working this summer at a lumber "There are a few jobs left that postings in his office, but take the going out to our cottage at Spruce it easy on the weekends." B.C. and then starting in July I've taking some summer courses so especially with school being over, who can lead us into the '90s," with everyone in the college." yard. However, his financial require computer skills that pay initiative and contact potential Sands." got a job lined up at Loewen I'll be studying some more." and to to the beach." Milian said. Milan says they want to situation could have been much seven to eight dollars an hour, but employers themselves. Windows." He says thecollege will likely make their choiceby theend of brighterhadtheschool yearended on the whole the jobs are in the "You should try and touch all become autonomous sometime June. He hopes that whoever earlier. $4.70 to $5.50 range," Manahan bases when looking fora summer during the next decade and they is chosen will be open and Information Notice of "I could have had a job that said. job. Many employers hiredirectly need a president who can deal accessible to students. paid me double the money if I got Manahan says that the low and a lot of times that one-on-one Graduation Ceremony with a board of governors, and He also urges all students to out of school at the same time as wages are partly the result of approach worksthebest,"Gwizon adapt to major policy changes. get to know the new president university students," Goulet said. cutbacks in the wage subsidy said. "We need someone who if they have the opportunity, Diploma Graduation-2 yr. programs Randy Neufeld, also in the program and the fact that a lot of For those who are still looking could run the school efficiently and find out how the college is Tuesday, June 26, 1990 business program, is in the process of non-profit organizations who for summer jobs, Gwizon says if autonomy kicks in," he said. being run. 1:30 p.m. North Gym of looking for a summer job and hire students for the summer that his office will be posting jobs is confident he'll find something, cannot afford to pay very much. right up until the end of June. Certificate Graduation-1 yr. or less Wednesday, June 27, 1990 1:30 p.m. North Gym

Graduates are to assemble no later than 1:00 p.m. in the Mall Level in the hallways around the base of the Tower ( Building C). Signs will be posted designating the area in which each course will assemble. You will line up in al- i phabetical order, fill out a name card, and then be escorted into the North Gym to the section reserved for you. i-ji THAT'S C FL Fans ayers Lost In HOW MANY Graduation gowns are to be worn. The company providing , P CANADIANS rentals will send you an order form prior to the graduation date. Gowns are picked up on the Mall Level near the re., ARE WHEEL- lecture theatres before 1:00 p.m. on graduation day. Footbal e \---!) CHAIR TENNIS By Paul Friesen PLAYERS Additional information regarding the graduation exercises Matt Dunigan wants to switch with one team long enough to Jeff Boyd—that's just off the top few tickets. 4_,, -_ \ . ii ; 1 will be distributed to all potential graduates. teams again. The former establish any feeling of loyalty to of my head. I'm all for recycling, but this is Edmonton Eskimo and former their city. And there's the classic case of ridiculous. _7_1 B.C. L on now stands to be a There's enough of a problem wide receiver Dwight Edwards, Can you imagine Montana for V i Congrats Grads!!! former Toronto Argonaut, after competing with the National who must have set some kind of Marino? Or Bradshaw for Fouts? only two months with the Argos Football League. Players collec t record by playing for at least six Better yet, Don Shulagetscanned and zero passes thrown. a paycheque here for a few years, teams in the '70s and '80s. by the Dolphins and scooped up 2 Okay, so it's just another then bolt for the States to go after And guys like Rick House, who by the Patriots, while Tom Landry the big dollars. (Remembers get traded from one team, then sneaks off to join the rival * contract squabble, nothing we f . , ORAL SEX Editor-In-Chief haven't seen before. Warren Moon,EugeneGoodlow, returned a few years later. Redskins. a. Contributors u5 c But wait a minute. Isn't Mervyn Fernandez?) What's going on here? Are It just doesn't happen. ;;.3. .2) COME FOR YOUR EARS. teams doing each other favors by * 9) c Dunigan generally regarded as That's perfectly Sure, there's the odd big trade Xi 4. 0 understandable, and the CFL sending them quality players? in the NFL—Dickerson to the / 0 , the best quarterback in the r m c Paul Deleske doesn't have the bucks to do It's even happening with Colts, McMahon to San Diego- cn cz, Grant Shelestynski Paul Friesen Canadian Football League? . roe 9. STUDENT'S Didn't he command six players anything about it. We'll just have coaches, believe it or not. Don but CH, clubs consistently trade i xy 2 inexchangeforhis uniquerunning to accept the fact that our best Matthews gets fired here, hired their biggest stars to the enemy, 1::., o Doug Gordon a)= 4...., "th- Donald M Bailey and throwing abilities each time players might not be here that there, and Joe Farragelli's been a leaving fans to wonder if the guy . ,..,. VVV CP. NIGHT --,. -1 News Editor he was traded? long. few places. These are proven they hatethis week willbeplaying % w 4 c3 :‘> • But could someone please tell winners, too. for them the next. pannaparnan . V' Hasn't he led his team to the 0 Grey Cup game on three different me why the league insists on Then a guy like Larry Kuharich Fouts will always be a Charger, . Thursdays R . * t a g Robyn Maharaj Jamie Shanks steals off in the middle of the Bradshaw a Steeler. No one will i % occasions? shuffling their own, established rs) L.., Melanie Verhqeghe .7.. With student I.D. ,‘ 4. It seems this latest saga of CFL players back and forth, from team night to join another team (okay, remember Walter Payton or Joe •=5 EVERYONE BENEFITS * (1/2 price admission) d 0 Kathryn Gower Richard Fickes soap operas demonstrates exactly to team? And it doesn't happen so no one in Calgary cared if they Montana in more than one CO d when you give to the United CD * * d , =(0 what's wrong with the league as with marginal players. We're lost Kuharich). uniform. Way. You're helping children, 0 ,ea 4r talking stars, here. But you get my point. It doesn't What the CFL needs more than Shooter * * C it heads into the '90s. In fact, it's teenagers, adults with 11) *', 0 Entertainment Editor * * * d 0 How's this for a list: Dunigan, look professional. anything else is some continuity. problems, the sick, elderly and Specials Th- been wrong right through the '80s, 5 Fans start to perceive the league handicapped. Give to the co * 4 cow Bob Cooney Rob Comeault and if you don't believe me, check Dieter Brock, Tom Clements, Give the fans some loyal heroes 12,' co as a collection of retreaded name United Way . . . it means so cv R A%- • the attendance figures. James Parker, Paul Bennett, that are guaranteed to be around tet 4t- r.-. much to so many. ru 4 The CFL has a major problem Condredge Holloway, Damon players, bouncing back and forth for a while, and maybe they'll UT Louise Charette David Kuxhaus * Chris Zuk Allen, Roy Dewalt, James West, to fill a temporary hole, or sell a comeback fora few more games. r o developing familiarity with its 0 C1464371 CHAS °I 2 fans. Players don't stick around 5 I-

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Students' Assocation & got Danny Boy, we couldn't hurt him anymore." the Health Centre present NRBQ Say They've Been Around At one time, NRBQ allowed their fans to use a Magic Box to help them select songs, a practise the Block a Few Times Thanks which started out of boredom. . "We just decided to put a box down there and have people just throw in requests. After we saw a pile in there, we would just pick one out and have to try to play it, no matter what it was. The best ones came when we didn't really know the songs." The Magic Box produced such HEALTH & numbers as Johnny Horton's "North to Alaska" and Blood Sweat and Tears' "Spinning Wheel" (actually a hilarious combination of two BST songs) which have been preserved for posterity on the Kick Me Ilard- The Deluxe Edition CD. Professional wrestler Captain Lou Albano used to manage the FITNESS FAIR band, although his responsibilities didn't end there. He also contributed vocals to a song called (what else?) "Captain Lou" and performed manic radio and TV commercials to promote the 1980 Tiddlywinks album. However, May 29, 30 & 31 their work together eventually came to an end. "We actually stopped doing stuff with him when he started doing stuff with Cyndi Lauper." After some 15 years and some Hallways outside Buffalo 15 albums, Spampinato says his favorite NRBQ record is whichever one he's working on at the time. But he is hesitant to single out a specific Cafeteria and Library accomplishment as his proudest moment with the group. "I guess an accomplishment in these days is probably just staying • Over 20 displays together." And if all goes well, NRBQ will still be together after New New Rhythm and Blues Quartet at their hi-fashion best — Al Anderson (left), Terry Adams, Tom Ardolino, and Joey Spampinato Kids on the Block's recording career comes to a crashing halt • Videos in Tower Lounge By Doug Gordon and they have to pay the bills by On a recent episode of the TV and wondering what the heck was Berry's backing band for the I think, better than we used to do portraying the children of Carol program Night Music, NRBQ's going on. movie Hail! Hail! Rock 'n' Roll. ii" Brady's new husband (she talent coordinator, Jack Reich, Though NRBQ's songs have NRBQ's new album Wild Live, the band's unique brand remarries after Mike leaves her cleared up all the current been covered by such musical Weekendm arks their debut on the of musical mischief comes in a for Shirley Partridge) in the confusion surrounding the New talents as recent Grammy winner Virgin label. It finds the band in variety of forms. They finished a upcoming 'TV movie, Divorce, Rhythm and Blues Quartet. Bonnie Rai tt, Dave Edmunds and its usual fine form, exploring the recent Vancouver show with a Brady Style. "It has recently come to our The Fabulous Thunderbirds, most gamut of musical genres—from raucous tag team karaoke National attention that young people have music fans have yet to discover the surf/garage rock of the Rockin' rendition of Stevie Wonder's "I been buying our albums thinking the considerable talents of Rebels' 1963 instrumental "Wild Just Called to Say I Love You" in NRBQ is a loose acronym for keyboardist Terry Adams, Weekend" (to which they've which they passed around a lyric New Kids on the Block," Reich guitarist Al Anderson, drummer added lyrics) to the rollicking sheet and sang those three little Physical read from a prepared statement as Tom Ardolino and bassist Joey country pop of "Boy's Life" and words (among others) over the band looked on. Spampinato. various other styles without prerecorded music. "This couldn't be further from The lack of recognition doesn't missing a beat. These four musicians from the FOUNDATIONS the truth. Even though the really bother the band. Such musical diversity is not northeastern U.S. and Kentucky TUTORING GROW' Fitness Week members of NRBQ are all in their "Everybody wants to be a surprising considering NRBQ is also told the appreciative crowd One-to-One Tutorials 30s, the similarities to New Kids household word but you do what the only group to play the New that Vancouver was their on the Block ends there. With that you can do and you can't sit York Folk Festival, the Berlin hometown (saluting it with a song) 'Calculus 'Statistics 'Business Math 'Physics in mind, we'd like to take New Jazz Festival and the Grand Ole and performed a revved-up May 25-June 2 around being bitter about it," 'Financial Math 'Economics Kids on the Block's latest album, Spampinato said recently over the Opry in the space of one year version of the Tom Jones chestnut 'Trigonometry 'Accounting Hangire Tough, and blow it up phone from Seattle. (1984). "It's Not Unusual." 'Computer Pr. 'Business Courses 'Word Processing 'Science with an M-80." "We have more fans all the Although Wild Weekend is the Such antics are definitely not 'Electronics 'English Which they did, undoubtedly time and usually the ones who do band's first studio album in six unusual coming from the band leaving the many musicians who that used to blow up Cabbage General Adult Upgrading catch on to what we're doing stay years, Spampinato says it is not a 'Reading 'Essay Writing are well-versed in their work on," he explains. "It's not like major departure. Patch Kids on stage. 'Writing 'Study Skills smiling in appreciation of the they get fickle or anything or move "We might break a little new "It was at the time when they 'Mathematics 'Spelling May 25 Wear your favorite sneakers! band's bizarre sense of humor. At on to something else." ground, we always break some in were very hard to get and •ESL 'Speed Reading the same time, this announcement Fans include Elvis Costello and some way. From the beginning' everybody was making a big deal undoubtedly left the majority of Rolling Stones guitarist Keith we've always been kind of diverse out of getting one," Spampinato DOWNTOWN people who know NRBQ only as Richards, who selected so it's not like we open up some explains. "We carry around one TUTOR CENTRE NRB-who? scratching their heads big door. We just do what we do, now. He's Danny Boy. Once we N Spampinato to play bass in Chuck 783-0283 May 28, 1990 Monday, May 28, 1990 Page 9 Page 8 Gibson's Butt Big Star of Bird on a Wire Wild Orchid Gets Top Grades for Tasteful Sex, N D E it G R O UN D But Acting, Script

By Don M. Bailey Don't Meet the Mark When was the last time you Jones fedora - according to the actually felt entertained after New York Times, sales of Batman sitting through an original spin-off merchandise have topped Hollywood film production? $500 million, while Tecenage Let's face it, there seems to be a Ninja Turtles toys, posters, and T- monstrous idea shortage in the movie industry. And we're shirts et al have sold $650 million. starving for good ideas. Si t back and soak in this summer's So what does the film industry version of sequelmania - offer us? Fresh bold new films? Zeffirelli's Hamlet, starring Mel Nopc. Sequels. Gibson, Disney's Dick Tracy, with Warren Beatty, and Back to the They're spitting out sequels Future III, with that Fox guy. with reckless abandon - titles Note Disney's entry. The world with rows of Roman numerals of comicdom is really coming into 0 have become the mainstay of the its own - with a blitz of of comic- film industry. based films just around the corner. Ideas don't come cheap and in the they die hard. So when a film is Archie, the Movie is a proven seller it rides the planning stages. So are film developments of Captain America, conveyor belt of marketing Fantastic Four, Green Hornet, mania until it saturates our fragmented 90's consciousness, Ghost Rider, Flintstoncs, Judge dropped only when we've bought Dredd, Li'l Abner, Plastic Man, the last remnant of the spinoff Punisher, Reid Fleming (the World's Toughest Milkman), The merchandise. Rocketeer, The Shadow, Spider- A ffteen -year separation and a few close calls with violent death don't fade Rick (Mel Gibson) and Marianne (Goldie Hawn) passion for each other Now - hold onto your Indiana Man, and even the Wizard of Id. By Kathryn Gower worship Gibson—and even highlights to the movie, especially Lethal Weapon 2 started it all, after a love affair which ended Marianne and Rick are thrown among those who don't. some terrific on-liners. and now Bird on a Wire is when Marianne thought Rick was together to try to escape Carradine Sure, the plot in Bird on a Wire The acting brings the movie to continuing the trend. This trend is killed. who was recently released from (showing at the Garrick and Grant life, in spite of a particularly bland the baring of Mel Gibson's butt. As it turns out, Rick had jail. In the meantime, all the Park) is predictable and script, and should rekindle This was an attraction in Lethal assumed a new identity under the authorities are after Marianne and unbelievable. But it works. government's witness protection Rick for a murder they didn't Hawn's faltering career and raise ed Weapon 2 and will no doubt sell Gibson plays Rick opposite program—after testifying against commit. Gibson (who will be playing Certifted hundreds of thousands of tickets Hamlet in the upcoming movie) Goldie Hawn's Marianne. They the bad guy, convincingly If you can stomach the overly among the movie-goers who even higher than his current E bump into each other 15 years portrayed by David Carradine. sweet ending, there are many superstar status. U General Accountants Willie Nelson Irish Songwriter Delivers Broaden Vim* Caner Horizons Proves to Rowdy Successful Follow-up to Her • The CGA program of professional studies produces high - in-demand professionaLs who enjoy unlimited career Crowd He's a • owl Debut Album potential in industry, government, and public practice. By Chris Zuk Good 01' Boy style, complex mixing, fancy proclaims, "Each of these/my • Sinead O'Connor-I Do Is the hot sex scene real or staged? Only the real-life lovebirds know for sure CGA's exclusive microcomputer By Kathryn Gower crowd. This began a back and video or any media hype three babies I was not willing to integrated program allows flexibility — Willie Nelson's concert on forth game with members of the Not Want What I Haven't surrounding it. The song is a leave/though I tried...I know they earn while you learn through full time Friday May 18 at the Arena was crowd sending him baseball caps Got-Contrary to popular belief, classic and has her singing to a will be returned to me." employment; select advanced course one of the best shows to hit he'd wear fora few minutes before Sinead O'Connor has not emerged simple arrangement. It has an "Emperor's New Clothes" is By Robyn Maharaj options to match individual career needs. Wild Orchid is a lot of things. pitiful as lawyer Emily Reed, but plot above water. Winnipeg in a long time, though throwing them back into the from nowhere and onto the music emotional impact that can haunt an upbeat mixture of vocals and Oiled bodies, black velvet award-winning acting is From the creators of 9-112 • Equivalent University or College credits only about 3,000 people will audience. People even tossed business scene. I Do Not Want the ardent cynic. But this is not guitar,closely resembling her may be applied for advanced standing in know. bandannas they had purchased What I Haven' t Got is her second vocal style on her debut album - masks, exotic colored birds, wild obviously not why she was chosen Weeks we are presented with yet C just a one hit album. drums, primitive chants, sultry for the part. another erotica-filled, skin the five level program. Canadian George Fox opened onto the stage and were rewarded album and reaffirms her musical "Feel So Different" channels filled with energy and controlled eyes and smoke filled nights. Wheeler adores fast living, but tingling, sex fest. But they should 0 • CGA has Canada's only national for Nelson, performing solidly by ones from a stack he had on ambition. her rage: resulting in: "I am not anger. Nakedness. he's only a voyeur of love. He have nabbed a real actress to play accounting education program and is the for45-minutes. Highlights of his stage. S inead ' s debut album, Lion and like I was before. I thought nothing "Black Boys on Mopeds" is a Wild Orchid takes place in Rio forces Emily to feel and opposite Bad Boy Rourke. • largest accounting educator in Manitoba. set were "Bachelor Girl" and a One woman threw a program the Cobra, was released in 1987. would change me...The whole political slam of Thatcherism. de Janerio during Carnival, and experience lust, but he himself is The controversy over the love satire on rap - country style. book onto the stage, received a The album was a musical gamble time I'd never seen that all I'd The song has an emotional sting Challenge The 90's With CGA. even though the story is weak— afraid to open up to her. scene between Rourke and Otis Nelson sang all of his hits, bandanna, but wanted her book and record executives had low need was inside me." which attacks the heart of the including "Blue Skies", "Red- back, signed. Nelson signed her expectations. Instead, it received "I Am Stretched On Your matter. non-existent to be more Jacqueline Bisset is excellent and whether it is real or not is CO) For more information contact: accurate—the images are as Claudia, Emily's employer and what is going to keep audiences headed Stranger", "Always On book, triggering a frenzied half- critical success and sold close to Grave" is an ingenious song with The final title song is a loosely My Mind" and "On the Road hour of signing hats, t-shirts, half a million copies. breathtakingly beautiful. Wheeler's biggest fan. She has curious enough to check it out. The Certified General Accountants a single dance beat backing up penned autobiographical song. CGA Now, she has garnered a A too-tanned Mickey Rourke been obsessed with Wheeler to Other love scenes, and there Association of Manitoba Again." He even went solo on souvenir bandannas, money Sinead singing about endearing which uses her angelic voice tomo broader audience with her second plays Wheeler, a good guy with the point of hiring a private are plenty to choose from, are Number Four Donald Street South "Seven Spanish Angels (recorded ranging from two-dollar bills to love. A fiddle employed at the alone to convey the message. bad morals. We are never told he detective to learn everything she done somewhat tastefully— Winnipeg, Manitoba R3L 217 with Ray Charles) and "To All 20s, one runner and a bra. album and breakthrough single. end drives the song home. I Do Not Want What I Haven't 0 Finally, Nelson broke away Sinead O'Connor has her first Sinead becamea mother before Got shows Sinead is not restricted is evil, but he does have that aura can about him. they're not uncomfortable to Telephone: 477-1256 or the Girls I've Loved Before" from the crowd and played a few number one song, Prince's about him. This triangle of strangeness watch. Toll free: 1-800-282-8001 (recorded with Julio Iglesias). recording the album. "Three by musical boundaries and can Newcomer Carrie Otis, provides the movie's interest. But A beautifully put together film, Throughout his performance, songs before receiving a standing composition, "Nothing Compares Babies" is an example of her new- adopt many musical influences. Mickey's real-life girlfriend, is not enough interest to keep the but lacking in substance. C- "WHEREVER FINANCIAL DECISIONS ARE MADE" he tossed his hat, head band and ovation— for his singing or his To You". This single broke down found attitude towards children. The future holds promise for this neck bandanna to an appreciative handwriting, I don't know which. every bather. There's no dance With restrained passion she Irish songwriter. Page 10 Monday, May 28, 1990 Monday, May 28, 1990 Page 11

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