Berg examines world hunger by Steve Sullivan the leap in oil prices drove in Latin America and East world food reserves down to Asia." The main reason he "One can be less optimistic their lowest level in twenty does not see famine as an now than at the height of the years. The oil price increases inevitable crisis in the future is food crisis," said Dr. Alan caused the price of petroleum- the fact that the world is still Berg in his assessment of the based fertilizers to jump 1000% nowhere near its production current world food situation. in some cases. "There were capability. India has as much Berg, who spent four years in predictions of a million good arable land as the United India as head of food and starvation deaths," said Berg, States. Only 10% of Sudan, nutrition of AID, is Head of "a number of experts were which he called the "bread- Nutrition at the National calling for a triage type of basket of Africa," is currently Academy of Science and is a policy." The triage was the being farmed. He notes that member of the Brookings method used in World War I to there has been an 8% increase Institute, spoke Wednesday allocate medical supplies. The over the last two years in night in the second of the wounded were divided into agricultural production in the President's Lecture series. three groups—the ones who developing countries, achiev- During the food crisis two needed only some medication ed with only a moderate to survive, the ones who would dispersal of modern tech- Alan Berg said Wednesday night that the basic problem with world years ago, bad weather in many parts of the world and live if given extensive nology. In some countries, hunger has not been altered. —charles jenkins treatment, and the ones who such as Lebanon, Ethiopia, would most likely die no and Uganda, the food It snow matter how much attention shortages are caused by was given them. This theory political problems more than said that the wealthy nations anything else. "There are should give the most attention many empty spaces in the to those countries that could be lifeboat," concludes Berg. saved. Also being bandied Then why is Berg so about was the "Lifeboat pessimistic about the future Theory," which said the secure world food supply? Mostly it is nations must limit space on because the food problem has the boat to the most promising dropped low on the list of The Rice of the poor nations. priorities now that the crisis Berg claims that such has passed. "Easing of the Malthusian policies were pressure does not mean the premature. The largest grain malnutrition problem hae producers in the world were been eradicated," Berg still paying farmers to reduce emphasized, "the turnaround acreage. "The number of in the last two years was people in need was rela- entirely at the whim of the can'Thrashet rhere tively few," maintained weather." Malnutrition is still Berg. "At the same time there a critical world problem. 86% volume 65, number 20 thursday, january 19, 1978 was an increase in production of the world's population growth occurs in the low- income countries. "In some Summer program to offer 27 courses areas 40 to 50% of the people die before they reach their by David Butler Academic coordinator Gale available during the summer. the only source of income for productive years," said Berg. The Rice Summer school Stokes, associate professor of The Jones School is offering the summer program and has "Malnutrition is the cause of program will begin its second history, noted that an addition four successive three-week to cover administrative costs nearly 60% of all childhood year of operation as an to the program this year may intensive courses in account- as well as salaries for the deaths." The most optimistic "experimental" program this be of special interest to ing between May 15 and instructors. Most classes will estimates of world population May. The two-year experiment premeds. Organic Chemistry I August 4, and three of the need nine to thirteen students growth predict the population launched following a pilot and II (Chem 211/212) will be introductory computer in order to be cost-effective, of the world will stabilize at program in summer 1976, will offered in consecutive six- courses, Elec/Masc 220, 222, according to Stokes; the about 8 billion. come under review by the and 223, will be offered at week periods between May 15 chemistry program will administration during the evening sessions between May and August 4. Taking these require seventeen. A decision Not all the evidence looks 1978-79 academic year. 22 and July 28. Also offered at courses during the summer, on which coursea'have met the bleak, though. In 25 countries Twenty-seven courses are night, during the regular Stokes pointed out, "could be enrollment requirements will the average family size has listed as offerings in the session, will be the ever an advantage to premeds who be made after registration dropped by one child or more summer program. While the popular Diffy-Q course, Math might want to concentrate on closes May 12. over the last ten years majority of courses will be 211. The English history in this course and then take a Last year's program offered during a six week England course is also lessened load during the attracted 226 students, a period from June 5 through included in the Summer year—which could consider- sizeable jump from the first Deadline for registration is July 14, other options will be Program. ably improve their position." year's enrollment of 95. Stokes tomorrow at 5pm. Forms The course will be taught by says, "I'd be delighted if we are available in the Professors Billups and had 300 students this year, but colleges. Upperclassmen Campos urge caution Wenkert. I would be surprised if must have their paperwork Stokes and Continuing (enrollement) took the same signed by their department After three* incidents in the Ken Brooks, assistant chief Studies director Linda jump it did last year." He advisors, while freshmen past month and a half, the of Rice Police, warned against Driskill commented that the noted that "only a certain and sophomores need only Rice Police cautioned women walking or jogging alone in summer program operates on percentage of the student body the signature of their about walking alone in the the area. He also cautioned a cost-recovery basis; whereas is going to want to go to college advisor. Failure to area immediately north of women who live off-campus courses offered during the summer school, no matter follow procedure will cost campus. In an unrelated north of Rice to be suspicious academic year are funded what we offer. Rice can't have you $25. incident, a man pulled a fuse of strangers. from several sources, tuition is (continued on page 6) box at a women's section of In the Baker incident, a Baker on January 8 and was stranger pulled an open fuse seen waiting outside the box in the old wing of the darkened room. college. A Baker woman and c her boyfriend investigated the In the first attack on blackout and found a fully November 25, a non-Rice dressed male holding a towel woman was chased onto and bottle of shampoo in the campus and then raped. hallway. When questioned (Thresher, December 8,1977) about his presence in the Her attacker was described as college, he said he was looking being 6 feet tall, approxi- for a bathroom and quickly mately 25 years old, with left. He was described as a broad shoulders, slender build, white male about 6' 3", with light brown eyes, a medium reddish-blonde hair and a brown complexion, bushy side mustache, in his early or mid- burns and a small Afro twenties. haircut. He is also suspected in According to Baker presi- the attack on another woman dent Mark Richardson, the December 13, in the same area. college plans to lock all fuse On January 9, a woman boxes. Baker members are also bicycling north of campus was urged to call the campos if the accosted by two black men. man is seen again. Super Bowl fans gather in the Pub Sunday. •-waiter underwood threshing-it-out ••••mmmmmmmmmmtm Carter reneges on promises to unemployed workers

To the editor: especially from minority ment benefits back from 65 welfare check or minimum of the very people who brought people to get himself elected. weeks to 39. This law also wage at best. him to power. Last year during his But actions speak louder than forces the unemployed to take The broad smile and smooth As students, we too are campaign for the presidency, words, and since becoming any job available which pays talk are only a cover for sharply affected by Carter's Jimmy Carter travelled across President, Carter's actions are above the minimum wage. policies which in essence "solution" to the crisis. the country promising jobs ones that help the rich get And more recently he's come divide the working class of Unemployment among young and a bright future for the richer and the poor get poorer. out with his "workfare people, employed from people is generally twice that working people of America. It In April, of last year, Carter program," which proposes to unemployed, in order to lower of the national average, and was largely on this issue that pushed through Congress a put a million and a half people wages, bust unions, and four times as much for Black he won enough votes, new law which cut unemploy- to work—for the price of their worsen working conditions and Latin youth. This and the standard of living in economic pinch also means general. In the face of these that with a couple of policies which are basically exceptions, the job market attacks on working people, the they offer us, even those of us we ARE MTIIEERS Unemployed Workers Organ- with a college degree, is pretty izing Committee, a nationwide bleak. OF TH£ tfDPlA organization of the unem- We know that unemploy- ployed, is calling for a ment is not fundamentally demonstration against caused by Carter or his Carter's State of the Union policies. Unemployment is a Address on January 21st in vitally necessary part of the Washington D.C., around the functioning of the system of demands "Jobs—Union Jobs capitalism, and is used as a at Union Wages" and "Fight lever by capitalists to keep \ Carter's Unemployment wages down and therefore Offensive." profits up. Only when the The State of the Union working class of people, Address is where the president together with the great w evaluates the past year in majority of American People, office and maps out plans for rises up and overthrows the the following year; and the owning class and establishes fact is that this year smilin' socialist society, where things r Jimmy can't paint too rosy a are run not for private profit, picture for the American but for the needs of the people because the economy is majority, will the root cause of in sorry shape. The profits of unemployment be done away U.S. bankers and industri- with once and for all. alists are gettin pinched as As a step toward this only part of a sharpening world genuine solution, we must crisis which is carrying the organize ourselves and fight to U.S. economy in a downward defend our interests, and spin; the recent massive expose Carter's policies for the SRC solicits silly sobriquet layoffs in the steel industry attacks they really are. It is in and the miners' and farmers' this spirit that the Revolu- To the editor: proficient at supplying needed denied him (what's short for strike are the most outstand- tionary Communist Youth Every person has the nicknames such as "R.A.," Keith?), we shall make it our ing signs of this. Faced with Brigade is calling on students, inalienable right to a "Doc C," or "Adams." Yet, task to provide for him. The this crisis situation, Carter, and youth in general, to march nickname. Some are born despite this proficiency, we first prize in this contest shall faithful to the class of with the unemployed against with names that come with a have, through our apathy, be a pitcher of beer at Willy's capitalist masters he must Carter's economic attacks this nickname included — we allowed one member of our Pub on Groundhog Day (what serve, has come up with the weekend in Washington D.C. needn't worry about the community to go through better day to end a shadowed unemployment benefit cuts Hiram A. Berry (529-1284) Theodores, Michaels, or three and one-half years of his existence). Send your entries and "workfare program" to Revolutionary Communist Williams of the world. The rest career unnicked. We cannot, in through campus mail to: shift the burden onto the backs Youth Brigade of us obtain them through good conscience, allow this to Contest such means as being large, continue. Therefore, it is c/o Richardson College The following is the Thresher's policy for editorial page material. small, or possessing reddish herebyannounced that there Entries close 5 p.m. January Letters to the Editor should be no longer than 350 words (unless discussed in locks. The members of the Rice shall be a "Nickname Keith 31, 1978. Be sure to include person with the editor), typewritten, signed, and with current phone numbei community are normally Cooper" Contest. What nature your name and phone number. provided. No unsigned letters will be printed. Guest Editorials may be submitted on any topic of current interest. There are Please, Keith needs your help. no length limitations on editorials; all other requirements 98 with letters stand. PHILIP PARKER Nickname Keith Cooper Unsigned Editorials represent a consensus of staff opinion. Committee Signed Editorials represent only that particular staff member's opinion and should not be construed as more than a privately held opinion. STEVESETSER Bart "Fred" McAndrews, TIlG Ri• m Business Manager Chairman TnVOCnOV Becky Bonar • Advertising Manager Barry Jones Not Here Editor by Jeff Kerr Steve Sullivan Scullywag Editor WILLY Mark Linimon Back Poo Editor Jim Fowler Drivel Editor . OK, CLASS... NOW THAT MOU ALL David Butler Ataxic Editor THOROUGHLY UNDERSTAND HOW TO DE- Walter Underwood I-Ma-Ge Editor THE. DIODE EQUATION WE WILL Wiley Sanders Ge-Ma-I Editor DISCUSS THE TW Cook Ma-Ge-I Editor CONCEPT OF Greg LeRoy Avant-Enema Editor NEGATIVE Gary Vyas New Soup Editor FREaVEhC* Bill Studabaker Production Manager Editorial Staff Matt Muller, Georgians Young, Chip Bledsoe, Jim Beall, Martha Ramos, Raslyn Ruffin, 3 Michelle Smith, Mark Linimon Sports Staff Larry Nettles, Pete Schwab, Marty Hood, Russell Henderson X Art Staff Dale Charletta, Jeff Kerr, Randy Furlong Photography Staff Mark Catlett, Charles Jenkins, Tom Neal, Bruce KesBler, Walter Underwood THM1* 100! THANK Y0W.' Fine Arts Staff Karen Russell, Stan Barber, Ted Andrews I HOrt THAT'S CRYSTAL Production Staff Steve Sullivan, R.dale Baker, Debbie Gronke, CLEAR. I WILL MM) *»«* Karen Barrett, Cathy Egan, David Gutierrez, rbep, g, leb cuss Firm* iMFinny ^JEfiATI V£ Circulation Department Bill Barron, Martha Espinosa VJtfCH CLOSilV NOW: The Rice Thresher, the official student newspaper at Rice University since 1916, TrttIHTOITWTt !| is published weekly on Thursdays during the school year, except during examination periods and holidays, by the students of Rice University, phone 527- a 4801 or 527-4802. Advertising information available on request; phone 524-0311 and/or 527-4079. Editorial and business offices are located on the second floor of the wonderful Rice Memorial Center, P.O. Box 1892, Houston, Texas 77001. Mail subscription rate, $10 per year. The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of anyone except the writer. Obviously. ^Copyright 1978, The Rice Thresher. All rights reserved. ". . facta are the enema of truth.. c CLA?^)Sk- '4/( Clap i a&J* iof"i the rice thresher, january 19, 1978—page 2 Two amendment changes proposed by Honor Council

part of its authority and as approved earlier, will read attend trials and hearings but discuss these changes and by Robert Herlin responsibility to the Proctor as follows: may not vote." their merits with the student Since 1958, when the Honor whenever a person is body, members of the Honor System was initiated, the convicted of a second "Two faculty advisors, to be The Honor Council strongly Council will be available for Council and student body violation. appointed by the Honor recommends these amend- questioning on Thursday, have amended the Honor Code Council at the end of each ments to the Constitution, and January 26th, after dinner in in five instances to allow for The present Council believes school year, will serve on a we hope that all students will each college commons. Other problems encountered iiWhe ^that this is an unwarranted rotating basis merely in an carefully consider the merits comments should be directed administration of the Csfee. abrogation of the responsi- advisory capacity and may of these changes. In order to to any member of the Council. The present council is of the bilities originally mandated to opinion that two changes the Honor Council. We believe requiring student approval that any penalty given to a should be made in the Honor student for an Honor Code Code. It is important that all violation should be deter- DOOIESBUBY students understand these mined by the Council at the UNCLE ID0ffTKN0U)Um YES, IT'S ME, YOU'RE WHAT, changes and vote responsibly, time of the associated trial. DUKE? OW HAPPENED, TOMER. ZONKER? UNCLE PUKE. UNCiE DUKE ?.. I'M TRAPPED NOT TO M W HEAR HEMSFINEUHEN IS THAT WHAT IS IT? TAKE fT EASY. . IN A swiss worn, CMR, as amendments require 75% Therefore, the Council i ME? UNCLB I LEFT HERE A YOU, BOY? WHATS 60IN& TELL ME UUH/rfS eons' BOARD- I KNOW approval to be enacted. recommends that penalty 3 DUKE? F6UJHOURS ABO- . ON, MAN? HAPPENING.. m SCHOOL, THIS ONE- I determination on second / ZONKER.. I The first amendment violations be by the Council, concerns the determination of and use a person's past record. penalties. While assessing a The wording to this effect penalty for a person convicted follows as an amendment to of an Honor Code violation, the Constitution. the Council presently cannot be told of prior Honor Code "If a person pleads guilty or records of that person. In other is found guilty of a violation, /tf~ Hb words, a person convicted of a the Council at the penalty AH..HERB HE first violation will receive the phase of the deliberation COMES! BACK WELCOME HOME FINE! THE HEAD- rM GCHNG same penalty as he would on a shall be informed of any FROM THE SWISS UNCLE DUKE! , NEVER. MISTRESS! I TO NEED A &RIS' BOARD- ZONKER! YOU FEEL OKAY BETTER! HEL6A? WANT YOU UTTLE MORE second or third identical previous Honor Code viola- ING SCHOOL, WHERE'S , TO MEET TIME, MAN- violation. To correct for this tions. The transcripts of the PENED? UNCLB? HEL6A! NER! j problem, the Council has, on previous trials shall be made occasion, added a clause to a available to the Honor penalty stating that if the Council." student is convicted of a future The second change to the Honor Code violation the Constitution of the Honor Council recommends to the System is the result of an Proctor that the student be experiment begun with suspended for at least one student approval one year ago. V "1 semester. If a second violation It is the Council's opinion that occurs, the Proctor is free to the use of non-voting faculty THROUGH AN UNFORTUNATE IF YOU'LL ALL JUST BEAR override the penalty pre- MAY I HAVE SETOF CIRCUMSTANCES, WITH US, I'M SURE MR. advisors has been a success YOUR ATTENTION, OUR SPEAKER T0NI6HT, FOR- DUKE Will BE ARRIVING viously assessed by the Coucil and should be continued as a PLEASE? MER AMBASSADOR DUKE, HERE JUST AS SOON OKAY, and suspend the student. HAS BEEN DELAYED! AS HE IS ABLE! HOW MANY permanent part of the Honor FINGERS? NINE. Therefore, the Council gives System. The amendment, (J* In the colleges

GOOD EVENING. Han&zeA College—The .. AND NOW, OflHOUT HB LOOKS THATS FEW OF NATURES WON- J THINK HPS MAY I Brown sandwich service is FURTHER ADO, THE A LITTLE NORMAL I DERS HAVE BEEN MORE GOING TO HAVE THE Hanszen College cabinet is in 'operating again this semester PRINCE OF 60N70- SHAKY STILL,JUST HOPE WIDELY MmCERSWOP 8B OKAY.. FIRSTSUDE, the process of appointing a AMBASSADOR DUKE! ZONKER. HE'S REASON- THAN THE PLAYFUL PLEASE? every Saturday and Sunday / ABLY COHER- PE/CTTE BUTTON. committee to search for a new evening from 5 to 6. Anyone in n/ college master, who will take Brown whose address or room office in the fall. President number has changed should Sharon Stephenson, vice- update their file card in Mrs. presidents Mike Datz and VonEifFs office. Doug May, and associations co-chairs Margaret Raymond and Vicki Raab have already been appointed to the Lovett College—has chosen committee; applications are a master search committee to meet this spring and make a MR. DUKE, rM THINKING LOOK, JUNIOR, JOURNALISM ISA SO D£ FT! I BEEN THERE! IF YOU being taken for the six OF BEOOMIN6 A REPORTER JUNGLE! NEVBl FORGET THAT! FALTER FOR. A SECOND, YOUR lUHAT WAS THE remaining openings, which recommendation to Dr. WHATADVICE WOULD YOU IN JOURNALISM, THERE ARE NO COLLEAGUES WILL WASTE YOU, QUESTION AGAIN? Hackerman on the new j GIVE SOMEONE WHO IS WINNERS, JUST SURVIVORS! WB WILLS/MSB YOUR REP, YOUR. UM-HOW will be filled by the cabinet. JUST START ARE TALKING \^~v NAME, YOUR.. DOYOUUKE Sign up lists for volunteers are master, whose tenure will INS OUT? SNAKE PIT YOUR... OUR CAMPUS? in the mail room and the begin in the fall. The cm SUM! commons. committee consists of Alex Hanszen Mardi Gras will Arts, Leon Vance, Chip be held on Saturday, February Bledsoe, Jim Cobb, Alan Frey, 11; those interested in helping and Dr. C.S. Burrus. College out with publicity, decora- members with ideas or tions, entertainment and the suggestions on the subject like should contact Melissa should speak with one of the Skolfield, 526-4534. members. ANY YES, MR. AMBASSADOR, CONSIDERING YOUR SIZABLE LECTURE FEE, PAID IN PART LOOK, I WAS HOPING FURVER lUEM&BERSOFTHE BY CLASS DUES, CAN YOU TO AVOID THE SUBJECT QUERIES? AUDIENCE COULDNT HELP NCmCIH6THAT THINK OF ANY REASON WHY OF MOTHER'S TUMOR. Wiess—The Wiess Off- - \ " Brown College—will give an YOU'RE STONED s WE SHOULDN'T 8B ' BUT.. all-school party, The Brown campus commitee is planning TO THE GIUS! .GROSSLY INSULTED? Derby, on February 18. With an evening of strategy and fun lots of cooperation from on Tuesday, Jan. 24 at 8 p.m. Brown members the party will in the Wiess Commons. be a great success. Brown Featured games will be elections will be held on Diplomacy, bridge, chess and February 23. Those seeking Monopoly. Free drinks and office must file their petitions munchies available and dates I and blurbs by February 19. are welcomed.

the rice thresher, January 19, 1978—page 3 Summer course to train future publishers With the prevalence of new The Rice Publishing furnish a transcript, a two at Harcourt Brace Jovanovich, contract negotiation, editing magazines in the past few Program, scheduled for June page statement of previous Inc.; and Mrs. Diggory Venn, design and marketing. In the years, you may be tempted to 5-30, will introduce novices to experience in and future plans Director of the Radcliffe lab sessions, students will try your hand in publishing, the art, science and/or in publishing and a $150 College Publishing Proce- examine actual case studies create your own Rolling mystery of book and magazine deposit, which is returnable if dures Course. and original manuscripts. Stone or Texas Monthly. publishing as well as serve as the applicant is not accepted. Among other heavies of the The magazine portion of the You've already picked out a a refresher course for working Tuition for the course is publishing world lined up to program will concentrate on name, generated a few ideas professionals. Probably the $675. The program has a $4050 appear are George Green, all phases of production from about what you will put in first program of its kind in the scholarship fund to be used for president of the New Yorker; design and planning to final your mag, maybe even Southwest, the course will full and partial grants to be Ashbel Green, vice president sale on the grocery store rack. targeted your audience. consist of lectures from over distributed according to merit of Alfred A. Knopf; Clay Guest lectures will discuss However the path to your forty top professionals and and need. Scholarship Felker, editor-in-chief of graphics, elements of text- publishing empire is a bit more workshops where students applications will be consi- Esquire; Wendy Weil, New editing >and composition, complicated than you've will simulate a book dered only with early decision York literary agent; Dennis printing processes as well as anticipated. This summer, the publishing concern and a appliations. So to be eligible Flanagan, editor of Scientific legal aspects such as Office of Continuing Studies magazine. for a scholarship, you must American; and Esther copyright, trademark and will offer a course that will Deadline for early decision apply before January 31. libel. give would-be Jann Wenners Margolis, vice president for admission is January 31, Directors of the program publicity and promotion for and Rupert Murdochs a few while the final deadline is will be Michael Levy, pointers. Bantam Books. The course will also consider March 31. Applicants need to publisher of Texas Monthly; In the first two weeks, the corporate publications and in- Rice graduate William course will focus on aspects of house productions, which will Broyles, TM's editor; Daniel book publishing: choice of be increasingly important in Okrent, former editor-in chief material to be published, this region. Jones School gets Merrill grant The Jesse H. Jones of them over a period of years. A combination, coupled with the Graduate School of Adminis- campaign is underway to raise thriving business environ- tration recently received a the remaining $5 million." ment of Houston, a significant $50,000 grant for general source of students and faculty operating expenses from The Hackerman added, "The for Rice's newest academic Charles E. Merrill Trust. In Jones School's dean, Robert R. division, leads us to feel roat acknowledging the grant, Sterling, has assembled a the Jones School will reach its President Hackerman said the faculty of high quality and his goal of becoming one of the Merrill Trust's contribution first class of students—the outstanding management would be "a significant factor school opened August 29, schools in the country in a in the growth and develop- 1977—looks exceptional. This brief period of time." ment of the Jones School in its formative period." Lovett sets dart tourney "Operation of the Jones School will require an Are you one of those people January 27 at 7:30 p.m. in endowment of $16 million," who have dart boards hanging Lyle's in the College Hackerman pointed out. in their rooms, yet never basement. The entry fee is fifty "Commitments of about $11 understood the meaning of all cents and all members of the million of this total are in those numbers, or the various Rice community are invited to hand and are being paid, most broad and narrow rings, or William Broyles, TM editor and Rice Publishing Program director. participate. The prizes for the even the strategy of throwing winners will be gift certificates at such a board? Is your dart from J. Rich Sports, Ltd. in the board simply a means of Village. J. Rich Sports, by the releasing your frustrations? way, does have a large Become a Or are you a dart shark with selection of darts and an accurate eye and a set of accessories for the dartsman. perfectly balanced $50 darts? They are also donating one of lawyers assistant Well, if you are any^of these, or the bristle dart boards that is if you are interested in trying being used in the tournament. and put your your dart throwing skills, your B.Y.O.Darts, if possible. chance to match your There will actually be three accuracy against others has tournaments at the same time. education to work. come. Lovett College is The single's tourney will be holding the Rice Open 301 divided into two classes— The National Center for Paralegal Training otters qualified college Darts Tournament on Friday, novice and experienced—and graduates the opportunity to enter the legal field as a lawyer's the doubles tournament is assistant. This intensive 12-week graduate program taught by open to all. The game which attorneys in Atlanta may qualify you for an active and challenging will be contested is the role as an accepted member of the legal community. standard game of English darts, or 301 (for doubles it will Specialize in Corporations: Litigation: or Real Estate and Probate. be 501). This is the official For a free Catalog about the Program, call (404) 266-1060 or tournament game of the simply mail the coupon below: United States Darts Asso- ciation.

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Name. .Phone. PREPARE FOR: RICE UNIVERSITY Wesley Foundation Address MCAT • DAT • LSAT •SAT 6RE GMAT OCAT VAT Sunday Schedule City . State .Zip. 8:45 and 10:00 Morning Worship Services School Name. Vr. Grad. ECFMG • FLEX 9:45 College Class— • Summer 1978 Fall 1978 • Spring 1979 NAT'L MEDICAL & DENTAL BOARDS Sunday School Sandra Jennings. Director Bus Schedule to St. Paul's The National Center for Paralegal Training Over 40 years of experience and success. Voluminous home study The National Center 3376 Peachtree Road. NE. Suite 430 Brown College 8:30 9:30 materials. Programs that are constantly updated. Centers open Atlanta. Georgia 30326 Baker College 8:35 9:35 for Paralegal Training Tel (404) 266-1060. days, evenings & weekends all year. Complete tape facilities for use with supplementary materials. Schedule* now available for April MCAT, DAT, LSAT & ORE Classes £>t. Raul's A Representative from The National Center for Paralegal Training's Lawyer's Assistant Program will be on campus on Wednesday, Feb. 1 STANLEY H KAPLAN from 1:00 p.m. • 5:00 p.m. at the Placement Office to meet interested EDUCATIONAL CENTER " I"* (Hmfeb gfletltobigt students For more information contact the Placement Office or The 680? Mapleridge Suits 203 National Center for Paralegal Training, 3376 Peachtree Road, NE, Befloire, Texai 77401 IN r EDUCATIONAL CENTER Cburrlj Suite 430, Atlanta, Georgia 30326, (404) 266-1060. HOUSTON AREA: TEST PREPARATION 526-1695 The National Center admits students on the basis of individual merit 665-4875 SPECIALISTS SINCE 1938 and without regard to race, color, creed, sex. age or national origin. 528-0527 the rice thresher, january 19, 1978—page 4 Tau Beta PI honors top seniors, graduate students

The semi-annual initiation are the requirements for Stephen Tseng, and David a fitting manner those who student loans, and non- of members into the Rice admission to the nationally White. Graduate students: have conferred honor on their technical essay contests. chapter of the Tau Beta Pi recognized honor association. Alma Mater." It is addition- The spring elections will be honor society was held on The following persons were Kuo-Chuan Chang, Che- ally pledged "to foster a spirit held in early April, and will Decmber 3,1977. The purpose initiated into the Texas Tsung Chen, Paul Epton, Fred of liberal culture in engineer- honor juniors in the upper of the fall ceremony, which Gamma (Rice) chapter of Tau Forsman, Timothy Gonsalves, ing colleges." Since its origin eighth of their engineering honored senior and graduate Beta Pi. Seniors: Alex Arts, Sameh Helal, Shaw-Shyong in 1885, Tau Beta Pi has class, and a small number of students, was to distinguish Susan A. Baker, Carl Hwu, Anand Jagannathan, become a vital force in the seniors and graduate stu- those students in the upper Brinkmann, Michael Cruess, John Kirkpatrick, and Yow- engineering world, with dents. A joint initiation with 20% of their engineering class, Gordan Elam, Robert Flet- Think Lin. collegiate chapters at 176 the University of Houston, who in addition to their cher, Linda Flynn, George institutions, alumnus chap- Texas A & M, Baylor, and scholastic achievements, were Griesedick, Thomas Hell- Tau Beta Pi is a national ters in 47 cities, and a total possibly the University of found to have exemplary muth, Barbara Hillegeist, engineering honor society initiated membership over Texas is planned and will be character, as judged by their Kevin Justiss, Jeffrey Libby, whose first objective, as 208,000. Nationally, Tau Beta held at the U of H. The Rice peers. Distinction in both Steven Long, Stewart O'Dell, expressed in the preamble to Pi's major projects are chapter will provide guides for academic work and character Bruce Richards, Stephan Sills, its constitution, is "To mark in graduate fellowship awards, the Engineering Day activi- ties to be held in February. If there are any questions about the association or its Student injured in Sid Rich elevator activities, please contact Phil Sid Rich's now infamous trapped between the elevator countless times both with and place at the end of January Knocke at 526-6848 or Ted 'Death Vator' has claimed and the shaft and was severely without passengers aboard. and Mr. Petru fears that the Clark at 522-0425. another victim. 'Death Vator' lacerated, requiring some Dr. William Martin, master of elevators will not pass. is, of course, the popular twenty stitches. Sid Rich, has expressed In spite of a commitment to fix designation for either of the concern that despite the the elevators completely over two often malfunctioning The condition of the obvious danger to passengers, the summer, the University Female to drive carpool elevators in Sid Richardson elevators presents a constant the only reason that a repair has failed to make any College. The victim, Robert danger. Residents of SRC effort has been mounted is progress toward resolving the 1:30-3:00 Thursday Hoffman, a Sid Rich resident, complain that the elevators that a city inspection will take situation. Car and gas will be was attempting to escape from now break every night. furnished a stopped elevator when it Ground floor doors have been Galleria Area Must have valid Texas suddenly fcegan moving found open with no elevator Pistachio's Membership Club & Discotheque drivers license again. Hoffman's leg was present. Elevators have stuck Now accepting applications from attractive, Pay $7.50 mature individuals for door & cocktail waitress positions Call 524-8306 Baha'l sponsor lectures Contact Larry or Russell for appointment 961-1150 Joseph Cambell, a noted Jan.25 Judaism religious scholar, states that Feb. 1 Christianity- Foreign Newspapers • Out-of-State Papers • Adult Publications after many years of theolo- Catholicism gical research he has come to Feb. 8 Christianity- realize "the unity of the race of Protestantism BELLAIRE NEWSSTAND man, not only in its biology Feb.15 Islam OPEN 24 HOURS / 5807 Bellaire Blvd. @ Chimney Rock / 385-3031 but also in its spiritual history. Feb. 22 Baha'i . . ." To further demonstrate March 8 Zoroastrianism 4,000 Foreign & Domestic Magazines, Paperbacks, & Newspapers to choose from! this oneness and harmony of March 15 Hinduism religions, the Rice Baha'i March 22 Buddhism Association will be sponsoring a Comparative Religion Come and exchange ideas, be Lecture Series. All are invited they mystical, charismatic, to the Wednesday night (7:30) heathen, or even "normal"! series in Sewall 309. Each presentation will include a guest speaker from the indicated religion, a question V ftwV & answer period and refreshments. The schedule will be as follows: call Jeff 522 8931

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will need only a $200,000 semester hours, the Under- the present requirements, In a meeting last Thursday, requirements of hours outside increase." He also said that a graduate Curriculum Commit- while under a 123 or 124 hour the major had been set at 48 the faculty approved the first shutdown of the chilled water tee tried to preserve the idea of requirement students would hours for all engineers except reading of the proposal to system over Christmas had forty courses required for have to take an extra course. chemical engineers, six more convert the designation of netted a savings of over graduation while giving credit Approval of the conversion hours than originally degree and graduation $17,000. for labs and college courses. was relatively swift, especial- approved. However, the requirements from semester Hackerman reflected on the Alan Grob, professor of ly after the school of faculty agreed on the smaller course to semester hours. priorities when universities English, expressed concern engineering noted that number, so a candidate for a President Hackerman also began to air condition their that some students could controversial proposals BS needs to complete a took advantage of the chilly buildings. "The first thing to compile 120 hours and concerning the requirements maximum of 92 hours in the weather to introduce a get air conditioning were the graduate without taking forty for a Bachelor of Science in major and 42 in distribution discussion of "being cool in experimental animals, then courses. Stephen Klineberg, Engineering had already been and electives. June" and other summer libraries, and people were the chairman of the curriculum approved last year. In the After a second reading the energy matters. According to last to get air conditioning." committee, noted that 120 proposal approved last change could become effective campus business manager With the necessity of cutting vould be a better reflection of semester, the minimum next semester. Russ Pittman, the present back, the order is reversed energy program was working because "people are more and that "instead of a $250,000 tolerant than books." increase for fuel this year, we Summer school... In proposing the change to (continued from page 1) ing courses offered before and except at Sammy's.) Most a big program, since we have a after the regular session, or if student organizations will TEASER AD 1 small student body (and) most they took all four accounting remain dormant over the Experienced Full summer students come from courses.) summer, although some form or Part-time the same school they attend Financial aid will not be of health and psychiatric during the year." About 80 available for students in the services should be available. technician needed percent of last year's summer summer program since During the next academic for high end stereo students attended Rice during financial aid funds would year, a committee to be the year as well. have to come out of tuition appointed by Provost and Vice equipment. Sales The normal load for the six- payments. (Tuition will be President Frank Vandiver will experience helpful. week program will be two $92.50 per semester hour— make a formal recommenda- Apply at Audio Craft courses, which will meet for an approximately the same as tion on the fate of the summer hour and twenty minutes tuition during the year, and a program. In order to continue, 6457 Westheimer daily. (Some students might be rate comparable to other Stokes says the program "has 783-8010 able to crowd four courses into private summer programs.) to not lose money; and it has to the summer, if they were to Stokes expressed his hopes convince the faculty as a take the accelerated account- that financial aid funds will be whole that it's doing a good job available in the future years, if educationally." the program turns a profit. An eight-page brochure on photography by (Last year's program lost the program will be distri- about 2 percent on a budget of buted sometime next week, $63,000.) according to Stokes, with full Housing will be available on information < on courses and c\)in thaler campus during the summer registration materials. Hie /orlrlinno rr\mrncirpicjl ' ftARai session, and Driskill said that registration fee is $25; portraits, weddings, commercial 665-8706 food service may be provided applications must be turned in in the one college kept open to the Summer Program during the summer. (Last Office, 313a Lovett Hall, by Still Room on the Ground Floor for year, meals were not provided. May 12. Computer Careers at Amdahl Summer offerings Intensive Three Week Courses in Accounting Accounting 305 Intro, to Accounting May 15-June 2 Computer professionals are aware that an extremely rapid pace, we are com- Accounting 411 Asset Accounting June 5-June 23 today's most advanced large-system mitted to retaining the same creative Accounting 412 Equity Accounting Jume 26-July 14 technology was developed by a company environment that yielded the Y 5, Accounting 378 Managerial Accounting July 17-Aug. 4 that, not too* long ago, was virtually V/6 and V/7. We are still small by com- Chemistry unknown. It was during late 1975— puter industry comparisons. We are Chemistry 211 Organic Chemistry I May 15-June 23 when Amdahl delivered its first multi- still friendly. We still enjoy attacking Chemistry 212 Organic Chemistry II June 26-Aug. 4 million-dollar 470V/6 system follow- tasks because we think it's fun. And Biochemistry 400 Undergraduate Research Summer Research ing a 5-year. $50,000,000 effort—Jfhat we still reward personal efforts with Biochemistry 410 Undergraduate Seminar Summer Research the company first attracted wide- personal recognition. spread industry attention. Now. Amdahl We think Amdahl is a great place Computer Courses at Night, May 22-July 28 is the most talked about company in to work. There's still room on the Elec/Masc 220 Intro, to Computer Sci. & Eng. the industry: a compact group of highly ground floor for you if you are about Elec/Masc 222 Intro, to -Business Data Processing talented high technologists producing to receive a BS or advanced degree Elec/Masc 223 Intro, to Computing (for S/E's) the world's highest performing general in electrical engineering or computer Study Abroad purpose computers, the V/5, V/6 and sciences, and consider yourself a cut History 361/362 English History (in England) June 25-Aug. 6t V/7. Over a quarter billion dollars above your classmates in competence, worth of Amdahl systems is now enthusiasm and potential. Regular Session, June 5-July 14 working worldwide in every industry Amdahl Corporation, 1250 East Arts 205 Photography sector using large-scale computers. Arques Avenue, Sunnyvale, California Economics 211 Principles of Economics English 375 Shakespeare Thexiriginal design team is still vir- 94086. We are an equal opportunity employer. French 103 Intensive French tually intact and working on future German 103 Intensive German systems. Although we are growing at Health 305 Phys. Ed. for Exceptional Children History 342 History of China Math Science 330 Complex Variables Math 211* Ordinary Differential Equations We are coming to campus to fill h a rdwa re-re la ted, software Math 212 Advanced Analysis positions in hardware, firm- diagnostic engineers, design Math 355 Linear Algebra ware and hardware-related soft- automation programmers, and Music 328 Music Lit. for Non-Majors ware. We are specifically control programmers for our Philosophy 106 Logic interviewing for logic and firm- mini-based console. Psychology 312 Child Development ware designers and •Class meets at night tFor information contact Office of Continuing Studies 0N-CAMPUS INTERVIEWS: Wednesday, February 1 COLLEGIATE CLEANERS Students 10% discount on Drycleaning & Alterations amdahl 2430 Rice Blvd. 523-5887 (straight up the street in the Village) the rice thresher, january 19, 1978—page 6 B Maybe if you stopped adjusting the antenna Ozervise, it reports a low, very cold cloud front we could get a good picture. coming our vay, and advises zoze in ze area to ft cover ze plants and get ze little girl in before ze Did you peel the bananas before you put them Crawling Eye gets her. in the blender? Selfish, stop monopolizing the Popcorn and banana-orange daquiris, check; popcorn. Hey, guess who has the hots for me at Enter one Crawling Eye behind the little girl, Doritos and jar of hot sauce, check; lamps with Brown. You'll never guess. its tentacles fiendishly encircling her black zed and ultraviolet bulbs for atmosphere, check. Buster Browns (Penny Loafer Style). Well, all systems go. It's The Late Show! You're right, we won't. This better be worth our time, Fowler. All we need to do is stay up to Enter your typical group of folks being three o'clock to see some guy in a giant cornea Little Girl: Hello, want to play catch? terrorized by an unknown menace: virile good outfit waving plaster tentacles at horrified, no- Crawling Eye: Slurp glibbidge squirble. name actors. guy, women with sweaters to fill, lovable for- Little Girl: Let go. Mommy just bought me these eign scientist with an inadequate accent, little Trust me. This isn't your man-in-a-monster- pretty new shoes, and she says if I scuff them up kid to get saved from clutches of ugly monster suit flick. Uh, I wouldn't op"~> that door if I were a policeman will come arrest me and throw me by virile good guy mentioned above. Roll 'em. you. It's foggy and cold You know what in the slammer. Stop, or I won't play with you. that means. Mommy! Good Guy: And you say that when the mountain climber was found his head had been If a crawling bladder gets me you can send Mommy: Oh God, my little girl! Somebody do ripped from his body? my body to the dry cleaners. something! Oh, please do something while I Lovable Scientist: Zat's right, good guy. Torn It's The Late Show, da da di dim doo, It's faint! off like the nose on a Boffo Punch Clown. The Lat&Show, da da di di di doo, It's The Good Guy: (Rushing at the monster wielding a Late Show, da da di di di doo . . . decresc. Sears two-tone red and white cordless hand ax Good Guy: Did the rope get caught around his Action proceeds. Far shot of clouds with saf-T plastic guard and a fine-sanded neck when he fell? approaching resort. Switch to interior of resort finish on the pine handle for easier gripping Lovable Scientist: Veil, zat could be. It's just where tension is building. and durability, a must for the conscientious that ze silly villagers are scared, and, veil, you handiman who demands perfection when it know the old superstitious beliefs. Anytime Good Guy: Is it my imagination, or is tension building in this resort? comes to his tools, whether it be for small fix-up somebody gets his head ripped off while jobs around the house or chopping the tentacles climbing ze mountain, hee hee, zey cart ze old Little Girl: Mommy, can I go play? off a giant Crawling Eye. Catalogue No. Crawling Eye stories out ov ze closet. Mommy: Alright, dear, but don't get dirty, and 3AH246B3197) Take that, and that, and that! Everybody: Crawling Eye??!! don't play with any crawling eyes. They'll just Fiend, teach you to scuff up her Buster Browns, the only shoe with the three layer cork on wood Lovable Scientist: Vat's wrong viz a crawling be after your pretty new red ball. You see one and you come right in. sole and steel belted rubber heel for the little girl eye? It's no sillier zan a Yetti. Just because ze on the go. villagers haf a little imagination is no reason to Little Girl: OK. Mommy, when we go home can disregard ze Crawling Eye Hypothesis. we take the nice man you like with us and show Everybody: Yay! Youmade itgoaway alot. You hurt its feelers. Good Guy: You might have something there, him to Daddy? Doc. Let's see, mysterious clouds haf been Mommy: Go play, dear. Good Guy: If that's Supposed to be a pun I hanging around ze, THE, mountain lately, should have let the thing rip your heads off. Oh Good Guy: That's one cute little girl you've got no, look, we're being attacked by credits. accompanied by extremely low temperatures. there. If you weren't already married I'd be glad That could only mean . . . They'll roll all over us. Take that, and that, and to say she was my own. that! Dumb Broad: Winter! Mommy: Funny you should bring that up. Good Guy: No, dumb broad, winter doesn't rip Lovable Scientist: Ve haf a veather report frum people's heads off. And the clouds have been ze veather bureau. °stu*nes ilBy moving down the mountainside toward the ticftl resort. Hmmmm. (Fade out on contemplative Sweeney Op note.) Everybody: What?? Lovable Scientist: I said, 'We have a weather Commercial report from the weather bureau.' Audience Response Time Everybody: Ahh. What does it say? L B. Sweeney Is this going to be one of those where you only Lovable Scientist: Ze veather report sez: see the monster in the last ten minutes? If it is It's colder zan ze HP on a viener's hip, I'm gonna get stoned in the meanwhile. It's colder zan ze snow upon an owl's tit, You know it won't do your sinus any good. All It's colder zan ze bacon in ze breakfast line, you'll do is keep me awake coughing all night. It's colder zan a dorm room in ze vinter time. Fowler, we'll give you a ten second head start.

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the rice thresher, January 19,1978—page 7 Arkansas, Tech, Texas, Refs pin losses on Owls

by Gary Vyas that they wanted Tech to win. and to keep his players fresh. Mike Schuler's Rice Owls Rice hit the road on Tuesday "All they needed were had a busy week as they to play the Texas Longhorns clowns to make it a circus. played three games in six in Austin. This was the Owls There can't be a purpose in days, two against nationally second game in a week against making all of that substitu- ranked conference rivals. a nationally ranked opponent, ting. It just delays the game. I Thursday, the scrappy Owls and their first look at the guess he is trying to make the began what probably was the "Superdrum." The Owls came Guiness Book of World toughest part of their away empty handed, as the Records," remarked Texas schedule, with a close Longhorns prevailed 78-64. coach Abe Lemons after the game against the sixth Coach Schuler raised a few game. ranked Arkansas Razorbacks. eyebrows when he made 99 Schuler insisted that he was The Hogs, who were 28 point substitutions, 80 in the second not trying to delay the game. favorites coming into the half, tying the record the Owls He vowed this would work game, barely escaped with a set against Oregon last month after Rice recruited better 69-60 victory against the in the Far West Classic. players. "After all, we did cut m overmatched Rice team that Elbert Darden paced the the lead from 24 to 12 in the refused to quit under adverse Owls, scoring 16 points, while last two minutes. But we circumstances. Frank Jackson goaled 15. turned it over twice and the The Texas Tech Red Raiders Jackson also tied UT's Tyrone game was over," he said. invaded Autry Court on Branyon with a game high 12 He was referring to the 61-37 Saturday, in a game played on rebounds. Branyon led all lead UT enjoyed after a John regional television. The Owls scorers with 21 points. UT's Danks basket with 12:15 felt that horrendous offici- guard John Moore followed remaining in the game. The ating kept them from winning with 20, 16 of which were Owls never gave up and cut their fourth game. Speaking to bucketed in the first half. the lead to 12 on two free reporters after the 75-63 loss. Schuler said he made the throws by Alan Reynolds with Schuler did not hesitate in substitutions to keep his better 1:48 left. But they could never blasting the officials, saying defensive players in the game, get any closer, as a crowd of I 10,493 saw the league leading Longhorns up their mark to 5- 0. The Owls, now 3-11, 1-4 in the SWC, take on cross town (Above) Elbert Darden collects two of his fourteen points in rivals U of H this Saturday at Saturday's loss to Tech. (Left) Robert Hubble gathers a rebound Hofheinz Pavilion. against the Razorbacks in Thursday's 69-60 loss to the Hogs. —nancy finnerty and gary carson Led by Lefty Mike Russell, Reynolds who poured in five, not played against an honest who scored 30 points, 21 in the and Elbert Darden who defense in a long time. Rice second half, the Texas Tech bucketed seven, the Owls does not have as much talent Raiders defeated the Rice managed to stay close. as other teams, but they really Owls 75-63 in a regionally Once Dave Louwerse was go out there and play. This is televised game Saturday whistled out of the game with the best Rice team I've seen afternoon at Autry Court. 16:29 left in the second half, since I have been at Tech." However, officials John and Tech ahead 34-33, Mike When asked if the officials Kloza and Norris Fox could Russell ran wild. He scored 12 had favored Tech, an incensed have played the biggest role straight points in 4:52 and Rice Owl coach Mike Schuler in the outcome of the game. Tech was ahead 46-41. Reserve said, "There is no question. They called 12 more fouls on forward Ralph Brewster "TTiey read the papers; one Rice, and a majority of the connected for two baskets and of the finest officials told me fouls charged against Tech Tech was up by nine, 50-41. that. When you're not came after the outcome of the The Owls managed to cut supposed to be any good, game was no longer in doubt. the lead to six, 54-48 on a three you've got to beat them. I'd like The first half came to a close point play by Elbert Darden, to play Tech with three of their with Texas tech leading 29-27. who led the Owls scoring with starters on the bench. I'm not Led by Frank Jackson, who 14 points. But they could get saying we don't foul, I've scored six points and grabbed no closer the rest of the way, never claimed that. But I as many rebounds, Alan and a basket by Thad Sanders cannot understand how people at the buzzer accounted for the can play defense and be as final advantage. aggressive as we are and not Explaining his sudden burst foul," Schuler said. "It is after a relatively quiet first getting ridiculous now. The half, Russell said, "Rice got officials should not be the out there and played. I have show on TV." Schuler concluded, "This PAoAL/CliH , I cAAS Fondren Tennis Club does not hurt me as it does those lads who give all they've Part-time help wanted got every time our. But, we are Approximately going to be the top in this league; we're going to win the 25 hours per week championship before too long Enjoy and then we will see what Nights and Weekends happens." 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STUDENTS 3.50 the rice thresher, january 19, 1978—page 8 Intramural basketball playoffs Crew X, Prime Beef II, Benedict, TABU move to semis

by Pete Schwab them out on the boards. contributed 6 points. Joe Ricke match-up. Crew X has the All-Star Jesse Wilson. They The second game pitted put in 19 to lead all scorers and advantage teamwise but are quick and physical. Up The soccer playoffs are Prime Beef, a strong Jim Peacock had 14 for the Prime Beef has the experience. against them inside are Doug underway and two close contender, against the WRC battleships. Look for overtime. Edwards, Dave Tupper, and games have been played Fish, a rookie team this year. Semifinal Preview Friday, 8:05pm, Benedict Bob Loper. Mike Lammers, already. The field has been The trout started out like If you are like many Rice vs. TABU Jim Day, and Odis Mack pop trimmed to four teams this sharks as they jumped to a 6-1 students you are looking for Even though Bob Burnell is up all day from the outside way: lead as Neal Howard put in a something to do this Friday not playing for TABU his giving them the shooting edge. Saturday morning was few of his 24 game points. But night that is relatively shoes are admirably filled by Look for a tightly played chilly but Fallen Arches of the steadier Beefers went up 7- inexpensive. Over at the gym, Wayne Kennedy who picked closely called game with Tracy Bouvette and Benfica 6 and were ahead to stay. It starting at 6:45pm, there are up the slack last game. Inside plenty of fast breaks. F.C. of Bob Brigg8 were was 32-26 at the half but Jim two fine games on tap that are Jim Lancaster, Steve Disadvantage to Benedict and certainly ready to score. Turley poured in a majority of look to be quite entertaining Hooks, Rich Moore, and TABU, poor conditioning Fallen Arches pulled away his 20 points in the second, and they are free. Support your Bubba Buenger. Outside add Overtime here also. quickly on goals by Wes many on free throws, and local favorite. Hansen and Bob May but Mike Rogers began to hit for Friday, 6:45pm, Crew X vs. Benfica came right back on a most of his 19. Kevin Prime Beef II blast by Tom Turvy. Pete Campbell jumped in 12 and No finer rivalry exists than Schwab connected on a Jeff dominated the boards and that between Sid Richardson Kerr pass and the Arches then Jumpin' Sam Francis popped and Lovett. These teams hail appeared in command but in 11. Jim Shaw played an from those respective colleges back came Benfica with three outstanding game off the and like most of their games in straight goals and they were bench as he put in 8 and Jeff the past, it will be very never headed thereafter in Kerr and Francis Fey hit for 7 intensely played and each winning 7-6. In the other game each. Ryan Couchman had 10 team will be fired up. Crew X is Desperados of Ron Levan for the Fish. Tom Hagemann led by Matt Williams who can went up against the powerful held David Vaughan to 9 hit from anywhere around the Will Rice Krispies of Brian points as the swarming perimeter. Kent Vaugh and Johnson and fell a bit short as defense held the big fish guns Mark Snyder clog the middle the snap, crackle, and Dad back, 84-55. The Fish will be and pull off many big pulled away ,on the feet of back, though. rebounds. They love to fast Felipe Dabdoub and Emilio Tuesday night the opening break and they have a quick Torres, 8-4. round was completed as Crew bench to use for this purpose. Soccer Semi X defeated Toads on Parade, Rich Preng, Ernie Butler, and Will Rice Krispies vs. NROTC 60-48 and Benedict slipped by Mark Nygren appear to be the — ROTC finally has a strong the Destroyers, 46-43. The first steadiest performers on the team and they are led by Mark game was played as tightly as squad as they are the settling Hellinger. Chuck Nicholson is expected but the play was a influence on this rambunc- in goal and will have to play little ragged and rough. Rich tious crew. On the other side, superbly to stop Felipe and Gass drove the lane constant- Prime Beef has a load of Emilio. (TPI pick: Cereal by 2) ly for the frog family to get talent. They are led by Jim Soccer Semi most of his 15. Jim Michalek Turley and Kevin "K.C." Campbell, very imposing Benfica F.C. vs. Ragnorok — threw up long shots constant- ly hitting for a total of 19. On figures. When they do not have Benfica has Tom Turvy the ball one of the hot shooting covering mid-field and a host the other end of the court Matt Williams played a steady bunch of Sam Francis, Mike of strong feet to ward off Rogers, Jeff Kerr, Tom attacks. A little weak game scoring 16 on his end and holding Jeff Carter to just Hagemann, or Francis Fey defensively. Ragnorok barely certainly pick up the slack. made it this far, but Steve 9. Rich Preng hit the last shot Jim Shaw is the super-sub for Holler, C.R. Anderegg, and of the first half to give the jock the big men. Overall, a fine Crew X powdered Toads on Parade, 60-43. to advance into the Golden Pan star in a now aids a 21-20 edge. The lead semifinal round. —Charles jenkins depleted attack. (TPI Pick: seesawed for a while and then Could be close but one has to Ernie "D" Butler ran the show go with experience and with Williams to run away momentum, Benfica by 2) from the hoppers. Butler finished the game with 11 and Basketball Playoffs Mark Nygren came away with On Friday night two 10. Rich Preng and Kent basketball games were played Vaugh each had 7. but the final scores really did In the finale, the Destroyers Inn-credible not show the intensity with came out with upset in their which everyone played. In the eyes and darn near pulled it first game FCA stayed close in off. 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the rice thresher, january 19, 1978—page 9 Scuba club sets course, spring trip to Florida Keys If you weren't in Space courses in Texas, being rather to March 5. Everyone enjoyed charge. Privileges include inches). Only snorkeling gear Science 106 at 6:30 p.m. last thorough and including one of it thoroughly last year, and the many wonderful presenta- is allowed, and the game night, you missed it! The the few Red Cross cardio- this year the trip will cover a tions offered at our monthly requires great stamina, Spring *78 scuba course has pulmonary resuscitation greater variety of reefs. meetings, as well as air-fill guaranteeing to get you in already begun and it promises (CPR) courses taught Everyone interested in the trip discounts at Locked In Sports shape quickly. Women as well to be a good one. If you wish to simultaneously with a scuba must be there. Also, all voting and free diving weights when as men are currently on the take it, however, it's not too course. Be sure to come out members are requested to you join one of our weight team, so any Rice women late, since Thursday's class Saturday and join the fun. attend for the elections. The casting parties. wishing to play are welcome. was only of an introductory Questions may be directed to meeting will be on January 26 The team is now preparing to nature and can be made up Larry LeMay at 523-4743 or at 7:30 p.m. in Space Science Underwater hockey prac- play in the national champ- easily, but you must be at the Juan Uriarte at 667-3768. 106. This would be a great time tices are held on Tuesdays and ionships in April, so play is Rice swimming pool Saturday Meanwhile, the Scuba Club to come by and find out about Thursdays at 5:30 p.m. in the getting rather intense. Come afternoon at 11:30 a.m. for the rolls right along with the the club if you are not swimming pool and everyone by and have a good time while first in-water session. The upcoming January meeting presently a member. Annual is welcome. The game is very you exercise. course is non-credit and will one of the best yet!. The feature dues are $10.00, entitling much like ice hockey, played Questions about any of the last seven weeks with sessions for the evening will be three members to use the club diving across the bottom of the pool, above may be directed to Juan being held Wednesdays and shark films, including gear on a first-come basis at no but shorter sticks are used (12 Uriarte at 667-3768. either Friday nights or Jacques Cousteau's famous Saturday afternoons. The cost work, "The Shark, Splendid Women's Intramurals is $70.00 and will cover all Savage." material except snorkeling Refreshments will be gear. It is one of the best available at no cost, and Mixed Nuts undecided, Zoo confused everyone is invited to attend. Wednesday League Mary LeSueur, Jennifer zales added a bucket apiece for Also on the agenda will be Two Hanszen teams opened Stepler, and Jan Moore each the winners and Linda election of officers, and the up league play as Mixed Nuts placed in 4 points. Nita Donnely had the lone bucket Spring Break trip to the were in command of the Vandiver and Norma Gon- for the opposition. Florida Keys. The trip will cost Hanszen undecideds all the about $120 plus food and gas, way and came away 7-2 and will be from February 27 victors. Lilli Reinecke put in 5 ••• JOCK NOTES *•* points for the Nuts as Roz TEASER AD 1 Ruethain placed in the other 2. The Rice women's basket- a 465 pound squat, a 305 pound Jackie Gilbert had the lone ball team, currently 2-5, will bench press and a 520 pound Jeanie K arson bucket for the indecisives. play Wharton Junior College deadlift. The first place winner Monday League next Tuesday, January 24, at was Bruce Green of Arlington formerly of Razor's Edge Zoo opened their short season 7pm in the gym. with a 1310 pound total. IS THERE as they wiped out Confusion, On January 14 at the North Has now joined the staff 50-0. Helen Robinson hit for 18 Louisiana Powerlift, Sullivan at LIFE AFTER points and Diane Jacqumin On Saturday Jan. 7 Pat tied Bruce Green for first place and Ann Einsley each added Sullivan competed in ajpower- with a 1330 pound total which Reynolds Barber 10 in this big rout. (Phew) lifting meet at the Metroplex included a 490 pound squat, a and Style Shop Wampeter, Fomas, and Grand Open held in Arlington, Texas. 315 pound bench press and a Falloons didn't quite match Call 528-8404 Competing in the light- 525 deadlift. His next meet will their name as Short 'n Sassy heavyweight division (181 be the collegiate national for appointment wiped them out 24-3. Lisa lbs.) he took third place with a championships, to be held in Strawn had 8 for the curls as 1290 pound total consisting of Ruston, La. at Louisiana Tech. LIVE ORGANIC JAZZ OREGON Ralph Towner, Collin Wilcott, Glen Moore, l^aijl McCandless plus EBERHARD WEBER and COLOURS I'lUDAY MARCH 3 CIJLLEN AUDITORIUM Reserved tickets available at: Audio Concepts, 2200 Southwest Freeway Henry Withers Warehouse Records, 5420 Chimney Rock U of H Ticket Office PRODUCED BY THE LAMB (naturally) and the University of Houston Program Council the rice thresher, January 19,1978—page 10 records has not changed. everyone on the album joined in. the fact remains that one should judge For its consistency and capable Robbie Robertson delivers the finest an album by its music, even if the production, Infinity offers a very guest performance of all on "Java musician on the cover owes credit to playable dose of metal melody. While Blues." Smoking through the cut, numerous others who make an album there may not be any sure-fire classics Robertson plays with more abandon what it is. on it, on the other hand, there are no than he has on any recent Band Watermark is Art Garfunkel weak cuts either. Anybody who has releases. His work reminds everyone performing Jimmy Webb, a enjoyed Journey's past material will that he is one of the finest guitar songwriter/musician who has penned want to add this one to their collection. players around. Because the lyrics are ten of the album's twelve cuts and sits Rate: 1- nothing but what they seem to be, in on keyboards. Over a year in —jim fowler "Java Blues" becomes the album's best the works, this record sees a number of song. familiar studio musicians backing up Rick Danko The disc's last four tunes aren't Art Garfunkel's vocals. There are few Rick Danko much. They do show an improvement surprises, though Garfunkel has made on Danko's vocals, but the lyrics get some attempt to vary his tone in Rick Danko's first solo step up to the worse, so the gain is negated. production. Journey big time is a shaky one that needs Danko should be given his due credit. However, Watermark could stand Infinity improvement. The Band's bassist His arrangements are excellent. to be more daring in its approach to the follows drummer Levon Helm less Production wise he is successful, and he generally low-key Webb tunes Even though Journey's last album than adequately with Rick Danko. obviously has musical talent. I Garfunkel has selected. The pleasant, came out just ten months ago, this However, the album has its strong seriously doubt that he can become a acoustic, folk sound gets lost in its own follow-up sees a couple changes in the points, the best of which is the star on his own, though, because his smoothness at times. Cuts like "Crying group's rock sound. Keyboardist Gregg instrumental production which brings lyrics are weak, and his vocals do not in my Sleep" or "Watermark/Saturday Rolie has left most of the vocals on the forth a rich and vibrant sound. lend themselves well to the type of Suit" should make more of an album to Steve Perry, a new addition to Numerous 'name' performers dot the music he is producing. / impression than they do. And "What a the band. The result is a more tune- album, and Danko, along with Rob Rate: 2- Wonderful World" is a dead ringer for oriented approach, not quite as raw- Fraboni, does an excellent job of —chip bledsoe the mellow top-40 sound which James edged as the tone on their past releases. harnessing the impressive array of Taylor packs in his own albums. Neal Schon's guitar does not play as talent. "What a Town" appears to be When Garfunkel lets Webb and the prominent a lead as it did on past the designated single of the LP, and it's studio musicians stretch out some, the songs like "Of a lifetime" or "Karma," indicative of most of the tunes. A instrumentation adds just the right but is still quite audible. powerful brass section backs Ron touch of depth and mood which these The final product is a competent Wood's excellenfl%uitar playing. Fine songs need. At the end of "Mr. Shuck 'n array of rock melodies, with keyboard work accentuates both horns Jive," the interplay between piano and contributions from each member. If and guitar, and a deep sound is the sax is a really nice touch. Likewise, there is a weak spot, it is the lyrics, not result. Wrecking this one are Danko's "All My Love's Laughter" and the most imaginative the band has scratchy, halting vocals and inane "Wonder Planes" each shows that a ever written. lyrics. Not a single cut has words that well-wrought production of an are worth remembering. The themes otherwise simple song can make for a You can put the needle down on any border on being juvenile—Danko is no beautiful piece of music. Art Garfunkel one of the ten cuts and notice the added song writer. "Brainwash" virtually does deserve some credit for this. attention to vocal harmonies and a follows the same script, but Blondie The best folk song on the album is a more layered sound than in the past. Chaplin's guitar is outstanding. Garth On tracks like "Feeling That Way" and traditional number, "She Moved Hudson and Eric Clapton are an Through the Fair," the type that "Anytime" Rolie's and Perry's vocals unbeatable combination on "New set up a good contrast with each other, demands competent vocal harmony. Mexicoe." Hudson's accordion Another cut worth mentioning is as Schon plays a strong rhythm compliments Clapton's smooth, backup. Even on a slugger like "La Do "Marionette," if for nothing else than smooth guitar to the fullest. Too bad Art Garfunkel the interesting guitar work. Da" the vocals are clear, almost catchy Eric didn't lend his vocals to the tune. during the chorus. Watermark The group still throws in a special Side one's final two numbers allow Whether credit is more due effect now and then to get that soaring Doug Sahm to showcase his Reviewing a Garfunkel LP is like Garfunkel or the musicians he has sound on guitar and drums. At the end surprisingly clear and precise lead reviewing a Ronstadt release. All you gathered around him, there are some of "La Do Da," after a noticable guitar. The old San Antonio boy puts can comment upon is the choice of very appealing selections on Journey guitar flourish, Aynsley down some mean rock 'n roll licks. material and its presentation. Some Watermark. With some more thought Dunbar's drums come loudly to the Again, Danko's vocals are poor, poorer music buffs see Garfunkel's career as there could have been more. foreground in an airy, distorted beat. than his occasional lead stints on the sum of his connections. Granted, Garfunkel's mistake was in not taking In the middle of "Winds of March," Band songs. Also, the background Paul Simon carried the musical weight full advantage of the resources placed Neal Schon sets up a quick-fingered riff harmonies sound like The Mormon of wSimon and Garfunkel. and since at his disposal. Tabernacle Choir. So many voices are their breakup Simon has commanded Rate: 2+ with a heavy, speaker-hopping used that you get the impression the limelight of their solo careers. But rhythm. Journey still plays rock; that —jim fowler

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the rice thresher, january 19,1978—page 11 Nobility triumphs for The Man of La Mancha' Lay aside the melancholy devised a different setting: although the castle where our burden of sanity. Theatre instead of the outstretched errant knight envisions Under the Stars' Cabaret lands, there is a jail. Dulcinea is really an inn, and Theatre in the Shamrock Cervantes, as author, the famed Dulcinea actually is Hilton has revived The Man becomes a character in the Aldonza, a woman claimed to of La Mancha, Dale play who is placed in a be of 'low repute'. Through the Wasserman's mega-award dungeon during the Spanish well-known songs of this play winning musical that grabs Inquisition. Through the ("The Man of La Mancha," an audience with an impos- magnificent voice and "The Impossible Dream," sible quest, does not let go, and dramatics of well-known "Dulcinea," etc.) the Don somehow manages to make opera singer Adair McGowen, courts his lady with the the whole thing seem possible. Cervantes justifies to his cell- apparently foolish notion that Those who have seen the mates (and, perhaps, to "fact is the enemy of truth." show know that it is based on himself) the importance of a With a deceptively simple Cervantes' Don Quixote, a poet, as well as that of (though actually very fictitious epic about a dreaming the impossible imaginative) set, and good sixteenth century man of dream. With the aid of Steve acting in the supporting roles above middling birth who Murray as Sancho Panza, his (such as Bill Hardy as the takes it into his aging mind to proverb-filled, puppy-like Governor/Innkeeper), direc- become a knight with armor, squire, Cervantes is trans- tor/choreographer Bruce squires and a lady in waiting. formed into Quixote, and Lumpkin casts off the Unfortunately, this sort of traverses the lands of shackles of sanity and dons castles and lord world-order imagination. the magnificent world in had gone out of style three As Don Quixote is a knight, which "nobility triumphs, hundred years earlier, being and every knight has a lady, (and) virtue always prevails." replaced by the proletariet, so Don Quixote has a lady (so —greg leroy inns, and average woman. to speak); her name is Adair McGowan as Cervantes/Don Quixote probes the impossible From this story Wasserman supposed to be Dulcinea, in TUTS' The Man of La Mancha. Woody's little girl goes looking for Mr. Goodbar With the genesis of what rather sensationalistic, and mentally. In Looking For sudden move to barhopping; answered this problem in one most Americans perceive as the movie's not very pleasant Mr. Goodbar, Keaton part two becomes a long quest form or another, the solutions Woody Allen'8 little girl, Diane to witness, it is an interesting portrays the middle-class for love in the form of seen in the movie have a Keaton's role in Looking For and provocative analysis of trained person revolting sexuality, a sort of looking for tendency to appear either too Mr. Goodbar, as a woman the American social envi- against her background, and mr. goodstud. underplayed or overplayed. attempting to reconcile two ronment. looking for something she Keaton finally tears This cannot be helped since contradictory lives which are Though normally used as a doesn't quite understand. beneath her disco facade and Keaton's performance por- equally important and docile woman, Diane Keaton Part one lays the foundation of looks at the sleazy bars she trays a hypothetical case. Not necessary to her, is a story that no longer is Woody's receptive relevant social factors (bad has been frequenting as the everyone takes her path, so we does much better in its screen neurotic, she is an individual family life and a "true" love mainstay of her life—a mecca notice differences, and tend to translation than from the in her own right, equally that is not quite so true) which for the transient , non- see these differences as book. Although the title is sexual and equally messed up are needed to explain her committal relationship. This problems. is not to say that the mood is In the last few minutes, the one of "oh, now I've discovered movie concludes in a rather how bad bars really are on my disturbing manner. Although soul." 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Freire Recital The Yellow Brick Road MFA Film Fest Man of La Mancha Houston Grand Opera Noted Brazilian pianist The Alley Theatre will present Houston's Museum of Fine This Tony Award winning Verdi's Aida will be Nelson Freire will perform two performances of its Arts initiates a winter film musical will be at the Theatre performed in Jones Hall on works from Bach, Villa-Lobos, popular children's musical on festival on January 20, Under The Stars Cabaret January 20, 22, 23, 24 and 25. and Chopin on Thursday, Saturday, January 28, at running until April 22. Lists Theatre Tuesdays through Some shows in English. 227- January 26, at 8:30pm in 10:30am and 1:00pm. 228-8421. and more information Sundays at differing hours. 3625 for further information. Jones Hall. 227-5134. * * * available. 526-1361. 664-3344 for further infor- mation. Who's On First Root Of The Mandrake Jack Sharkley's "nightmare Machiavelli's Italian Renais- Shakespeare comedy" is at Theatre Members of the Royal sance comedy opens at the Suburbia Friday and Satur- Shepherd Quartet Alley Theatre January 19.228- Shakespeare Society will day at 8:30pm. 682-3525. perform at the University of Along with Bartok's String MFA Classes 9341 for further information. Houston's (central campus) * * * Quartet No. 1 Mendelssohn's Registration begins January new Lyndall Wortham Impt of Being Ernest String Quartet, Op. 44, No. 16 for spring semester classes Theatre on February 4 at 2 and Oscar Wilde's delightful 3, the world premiere of Paul at the Museum of Fine Arts' Woody Guthrie 8pm in two separate produc- comedy of manners has its last Copper's String Quartet No. School of Art; catalogues may The Houston premiere of tions: The Green Eyed performances at the Alley 6 will be performed by the be obtained from the school Texan Tom Taylor's one-man Monster and Pleasure and Theatre this Friday, Saturday, Shepherd Quartet on Wednes- office at 3815 Garrot, at the show about the legendary Repentance. 749-1427 for and Sunday. 228-8421 for day, January 25, at 8pm, in Museum, or by mail on American balladeer is being further information. further information. Hamman Hall. 527-4933. request. held over at Reunion Theatre until January 28. 526-5888 for further information.

Houston Pops Ned Battista conducts the Houston Pops Orchestra in "Music of Broadway," at the Music Hall on Sunday, January 22, at 2:30pm. 977- 1201.

Clothed Comedy In a building formerly occupied by a topless club, Houston's newest professional theatre company, The Comedy Workshop, currently is producing their own skits and IF improvisations appropriately titled "Totally Clothed." 524- 7333 for further information.

Aesop's Falables Under the direction of Rickie YOU SHOW Newell, The Country Play- house re-writes Aesop's Fables so the bad guys are good; playing Saturday and Sunday at 3pm. 467-4497.

Echelon US YOUR Galina Volchek, the first Russian director invited to re- create with American actors a play precisely as it appears in the Soviet Union, directs the American premiere of Echelon at the Alley Theatre ID beginning January 26. 228- 8421 for further information.

Cezanne: The Late Work The Museum of Fine Arts exhibits the later paintings and water colors by Paul Cezanne, whfo is considered to1 be "the father of 20th century painting," from January 26 through March 19 in the Upper Brown Gallery. * * * Science Fiction Symphony FOR Lawrence Foster conducts the Houston Symphony with choreographed lights and laser effects on Wednesday, RICE STUDENTS FACULTY STAFF January 25, at 8pm in The Summit, in a special musical selection from Star Wars. Close Encounters of the WITH CURRENT RICE ID Third Kind,+ etc * +. 227-3625. Denise LeBrun: Lifesize In the Alley's new Penthouse Theatre, singer/actress Le Brun performs her one-woman show at varying hours and RICE cnmpus STORE days. 228-8421 for further information. the rice thresher, januai*y 19, 1978-^-page 13 Jackson Browne recognized as powerful rocker by B.S. Kessler From his opening song, Browne adeptly brought the called back again for "The On vinyl, Jackson Browne Jackson Browne has always "Take It Easy," throughout crowd to a stilled, appreciative Load-Out" and "Stay," which has always been good. On earned accolades for being a the almost two hour perform- hush during his acoustic brought the house down as stage, he has been known to ance, Browne delivered an numbers, only to bring fans rushed the stage. If all fluctuate through the years. consummate performer of this were not enough, Browne tender ballads of the most extraordinary set. Of course, everyone to their feet for his But on Tuesday, he was in Browne's band, The Section, driving, powerhouse rockers. was called back still one more extraordinary form, confident intimate kind. Following his time, and he played perhaps of his ability to bring his Summit performance on Jan. contributed to the dynamics of Curiously, it was not until he the night, yet the backbone of was halfway into his set that his best known song, "Doctor words and music to the stage. 17, Jackson Browne must also My Eyes." be recognized as a powerful the show was still Jackson he played any of his newer rocker. Browne always could Browne, the singer and his songs. If he was afraid that the rock, but for the first time ever, songs. audience would be too he revealed to a Houston Medium tempo pieces, unfamiliar with the material, crowd just how much energy emotionally stirring ballads, his fears were unfounded, for was stockpiled within that and no-stops-left-unpulled all of the songs were greeted boyish frame of his. rockers, Browne played them with applause, including those all. Opening with the from his just-released predominately MOR-paced set Running on Empty. of songs, including "The "The Late Show," a song Fuse," "Fountain of Sorrow," featuring exceptional lyrics to and "Here Come Those Tears begin with, seemed all the LOCK Again," Browne went on to more personal that night in deliver an even quieter set of the Summit, and "The ballads. In spite of the Pretender" was delivered with overwhelming size of the a sense of self-confidence that There's a new used furniture Summit, none of the intimacv was definitely absent when of "Late For the Sky," "Before Browne last performed in store in Houston the Deluge," "Farther Along," Houston. Encore-wise, Sofa & Chair — $49 & up or "Your Bright Baby Blues" Browne returned with "The Mattress & box spring — was lost. Road and the Sky," only to be $39 (full size) Summer Jobs Living room chairs — Student to work $7.50 & up guaranteed or money Hundreds of other values back. Nation's largest part-time too numerous to list here directory. Minimum Must have exper- Sterling New & Used fifty employers/state. ience In Row-crop Furniture Includes master 5904 N. Shepherd farming application. Only $3. Good pay 695-7039 Sumcholce, Box 645, Shoppers Charge — Visa — 523-0097 Master Charge State College, Pennsylvania 16801 Cash & Carry — Save S$$$ Jackson Browne —b.s. kessler

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the rice thresher, january 19, 1978—page 14 and now for something very much the same misclassifieds WM ;,. y • r,, Which one? To the students of Bioc 361: Don't get ripped-off this GO CLIMB A TREE. Meet People — Make Money! * * * First Dr. Intro, then Dr. summer! Scuba diving is a fun It meets Wednesdays too, Waiters and waitresses are Enzyme. Better get out before and rewarding sport and same time, same place, etc. desperately needed at the "Boy, that Wiess off-campus * * * group must be off their Dr. Krebs shows up. hobby but getting started can Faculty club to work lunches be expensive. Buy now while campus." P.B. Give a girl a college education, and occasional dinners. • • » it's cheap. Dark blue Dacor Choose from 2 lunch shifts: • * * and you are just asking for "Rats in the desert do it!" steel 72 cu. ft. tank with J trouble. flexible hours, free meals, and "Organic chemistry is a lot of valve—$70. Dacor 200 more. Contact Susan Cooper In memory of Dr. Gene * * * bullshit." Schroder from Biol 341 class. regulator—$40. Cheap but at 527-4000 or x3306. Peter Bakuzis very adequate B.C. vest—$15. The trouble is getting them • » * Chem 211 Call 667-7204 for Hubie leave to accept. —G. There will be a rally Friday, « * * John Torczynski is a flasher! number if I'm not around. Jan. 20, at 8pm in St. Joseph's "A bozon bomb, you see—it Beware, we've got plans for Church at 1505 Kane for kills the solutions and leaves you. Hector Marroquin Manriquez, the test-tubes intact." * * « who is appealing for political * * * Needed: a copy of Inter- 'GOTTA asylum in the U.S., but faces Got 4 hours a week? Be a Crisis mediate Accounting, Meigs, ROSftl, rtOW COV[£ deportation to Mexico. Hotline Volunteer. It is a 24 3rd edition. Used in Acco McveR. have 6R£ILev hour, 7 day a week crisis * * * 411;412. Call Tom at 961-5570 ouo:&N intervention center. Recruit- in evening. Pete Axthelm — your crow is ing now for February 1978. * * * ready. Call 2284505. * * * • * * David, Math 212 A hour: We freshmen It's been more than a week New football cheer: now, could I please have my demand equal rights — e to the x, problems any senior could do. underwear back? Thanks. dy/dx, e to the x dx M.M. Get IR sec tan cos sin * * * 3.14159 * * * Is there life after college? Name the axes, y and x Bob Burns is a dwarf with a • • * To hell with football, we want glandular condition. Is there college after life? sex! # + * * * * * * * Do you suppose Dian's Will there be a Thresher after Nose. seaweed really is fish food; That would mean she's a. . . dinner? # * * * * * * * * Hot-air balloonist Jules Can Heironymous Merkin Vernensky will give a talk on Nick, Ever Forget Mercy Humppe underwater jurisprudence in Please stop looking at my and Find True Happiness? HB 453 at 11am on Friday, derriere. * * * 1/20. All interested students D.B. dribble dribble dribble . . . are urged to drop in. * * *'64 Olds F-85, V-6, automatic, air, radio, Virgil Redgate & Co. mechanically sound and extra buyers/sellers/traders of clean. $450 cash or cashier's surplus and new electronics and what-not check. 921-5669. 711 Nueces Phone 926-2663 13.6 volt, 30 amp power supply 150.00 same, but 75 amp 250.00 'Which way is the shore?" 6.5 amp-hour nicad batteries 2.00 Biol 102 AC line filters 2.50 trimpots, many values 100 assorted collins mechanical filters 5.00 i nfrared detectors 1.50 The Intergalactic Laxative barrier terminal strips 25 will get you from here to random circuit cards 05 there reed switches, glass encapsulated 05 And relieve you, believe me, reed relay boards, 5 per board 50 blank copper-clad pc board, single or without a worry or care. double-sided, per pour* 2.50 If shitting is your problem and muffin fans 5.00 you're halfway to the stars. there's also quite a lot of things you might not expect to tind. a few things you've been telling The Intergalactic laxative will yourself you might need "sometime," and quite a few items that defy classification. The surplus get you from here to Mars. stuff ranges from computer front panels, to crt monitors, chart recorders, computer peripherals, * + + large piles of magnetic tapes. 19" equipment racks, spacecraft stuff, video tape recorders, chemical reagents and glassware, more power supplies, random little useful and not-so-useful parts, and lots more. The place is out of the way, but worth it if you like to come root around and It continued to rain here spend a few hours. Remember we open at 11 am and stay open until 7pm, Monday thru Saturday Wednesday night as streets To get there, take the Gulf Freeway to the Griggs exit, get in the lar right lane of the service road (don't go under the railroad tracks), turn left on Griggs, turn right onto Lawndale al the crazy got wetter and wetter as the intersection, go past the next set of railroad tracks, and turn left You're now near Nueces street rain continued. (check your map); we're at the end of Nueces street. There are no FACTS. I want FACTS FACTS FACTS * * * "I'm sorry but this is just not XOCHICALCO MEDICAL SCHOOL the place to come for the kind • 4 year medical program — identical to the one used in of music you want." many U.S. medical schools overheard in music library 1:36 Nov. 7,1977 • Recognized by the World Health Organization , v ' - • Approved by U.S. Department HEW for loan purposes Help wanted for light THE HISTORY OF GREAT BRITAIN housekeeping Monday- • Students eligible for COTRANS and ECFMG exams Rice University Summer Study Abroad Friday 3-5:30 afternoons. • Small class size Must have own transpor- June 25 — August 6, 1978 tation (Meyerland area). • Located in Cuernavaca, Mexico — 1 Hr. from Pays $50/week. Mexico City Earn six credits with travel that's more than touring, study that's more Help wanted for light • Good living conditions than books. Excursions, plays, and housekeeping work • Students may participate in our U.S.-CLINICAL discussions in Edinburgh, York, Durham, Monday-Friday, 3-5:30 Warwick, Oxford, and London. The EXTERNSHIP PROGRAM for last 2 years afternoons. Must have group will be led by Dr. Martin Wiener, own transportation. •Applications now being accepted Rice Dept. of History. Check with last year's group and find out what an (Meyerland area). Pays • For information and application write exciting experience summer study abroad $50/week. Call XOCHICALCO UNIVERSITY can be. Rice students only until January 15. 661-6897 U.S. ADMISSIONS. OFFICE For information call the Office of or 783-7200 114 Hillwood Lane Plainview, New York 11803 Continuing Studies, 527-4803 or come Ask for Anne to Lovett Hall 315. the rice thresher, january 19, 1978—page 15 MMiip tautological misclassifieds the thursday the nineteenth NEEDED BACK For Sale! Four Sale! For'csle! There's nothing wrong with rice., Two large paintings missing Raleigh Super Course Mk. II being a Yankee; what's wrong 7pm. Sid Rich. Cascade Juggling club, from Sewell Hall, Fine Arts ten-speed bike. Green and is liking it. peoples held in the basement to protect you Dept. painting studio. These white, 25Vfe" frame, clincher Mom paintings are needed for my calendar from the vators. wheels, cotterless cranks, good * * * 7:30pm. Media Center. Abschied Pur acceptance into graduate condition, etc., etc. And for For Sale Klara Paschke (Lilienthal, 1969). In school. If you will not return only $120 this can be yours! the paintings then please send Call 526-5402 or drop by SRC 30 gallon aquarium, stand, German, no subtitles. Free. a photograph of each to: top, light, and filters. 8:30pm. Hamman Hall. Houston Friends of Music/Shepherd 400 and ask for Golden. Complete set-up. Call Alan at Peggy Oxford • * * School of Music concert: the Shepherd Quartet. Sewall Hall 522-9673. Fine Arts Dept. Office Congratulations Mike and • * * Mary. You're a great couple. friday the twentieth Rice University Ford Van: * * * Friends 1967, automatic, 6 cylinder, 5pm. Registrar's Office. THE registration deadline. new tires w/chrome wheels "Don't miss it if you can." Dear Sue, "Take a dry cat. . ." plus 4 spare tires, carpet, 7pm and 9:30pm. Brown. Brown film: Mr. Smith Goes to I is sorry for what my watch Dunning paneling, lots of engine work did. He was very bad and has Jan. 9,1978 done, new transmission (1 Washington (Capra, 1939). With Jimmy Stewart. Free. been severely punnished. He 7:30 and 10pm. Media Center. We're Not the Jet Set (Duvall, * * * year)—needs some body work: will never do it again. 1977). $1.50. "I love you" is never non- $1350 or best offer, 747-9740 We hope that your soars John. 8pm. Museum of Fine Arts. Woman of Paris and Sunnyside soon dissapear. sequitor. (Chaplin). $1.75. * + * Sincerely, * * * DJH Arkady, Anastehsha, or to Books needed for Reli 348, Soci Saturday the twenty-first * * * whom it may concern: 300, and Phed 126. Please call Beethoven, Sousa, and I 526-5495 if you're willing to 1:30pm. Media Center. The Red Balloon; To Fly; The Lost—Gruen Autowind sell any of these. Watch, blue face, strange forgive you. Balloonatic. $1.50. • * * number display—please call D.B. 7:30 and 10pm. Media Center. Edvard Munch (Watkins, 1976). * * * Anyone who plays the With subtitles. $1.50. Joel at 526-5318. Reward. * * * There's someone at Rice who recorder and would like to play 8pm-lam. Texas Women's University Rec Room, 1130 M.D. doesn't know what's goin' on. for a wedding May 14th please Anderson Blvd. "Music from Magic 102's DJ." From Mon. January 30 until contact 529-1637. Will 8pm. Museum. Ninotchka (Lubitsch). $1.75. Friday, February 3, the Cary Drott 7 Jan. 1978 probably be part of a group of 8 and 10pm. Lovett. Lovett film: Duck Soup. Free. University of Houston at musicians. 8:30pm. Hamman Hall. RPC brings you Starcrost. 'Pickets: Clear Lake City is sponsoring 7:45 $2.50 from your local RPC rep. Should be excellent. "Women's Week II" with * * * * * * various workshops and Dear Doonesbury: don't Wanted: furnished one- bedroom apartment for the Sunday the twenty-second speeches on many aspects of worry. Apath•y *is * onl y entropy. women's lives. Joan Rivers, summer (May to August). Betty Friedan, and other well Prefer location near campus. 4pm. Hamman Hail. A recital: Mi Hyun Chi, pianist; music of And chaos is ideal. Call Rick at 526-2377. Haydn, Schubert, Debussy, and Chopin. known women will speak. For • • * 5:30pm. Hanszen House. Rice Hillel meeting. more information call * • * Women's Resources Services You are in luck. I have a super Reality is for people who can't 7:30pm. Media Center. Repeat showing of Edvard. yet compact and versital face drugs. UH/CLC 488-9216. sound system (the Sony HP- * * * —495 monday the twenty-third 318) which is a turntable, * * * On January 17 someone eight-track and receiver. It really, now, who cares about mondays anyway? why are they so mistook(?) my spiral notebook retails for over $300 and has I will contact you sometime hot that we always have to have them, huh? what would happen for theirs. Please return it to Sony speakers which cost Friday night—general if we just left it out; would the world just come to a grinding Seth Norbeck, 122 Lovett around $200; Perfect for a wavelength because I don't halt? i doubt it. so no monday. see you tuesday. College. It has important dorm room or apartment; know yours. notes. which I'm going to let you * * * tuesday the twenty-fourth • * * steal for $350, but few things "I tell you, with music majors Lost: a dog-tag necklace with in life remain static so give me it's hard to get anywhere." "Carl and Pam October 15, a call at 526-0672. SM 7:30pm. Media Center. The Raven (Clouzot, 1943). In French, 2:40 with subtitles. $1.50. 1977" engraved on it. May * * * have been lost in men's locker Klatuu: I am impatient with 11-9-77 room. If found, call 526-8555 or stupidity; my people have * * * Wednesday the twenty-fifth come by WRC 142. Need it learned to live without it. "The diagonal of the back desperately. • * * determinant of the tensor 7:30pm. Media Center. The Rules of the Game (Renoir, 1939). • * • matrix—doesn't this stuff In French, with titles. $1.50. For Sale: Received new sound sexy?" B., turntable for Christmas, have 8pm. Summit. Houston Symphony Orchestra: music from Star —Dr. Walker, Engi 211 Wars and Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Please get rid of that dead an automatic Dual 1009 • * * 8:04pm. . a passerby comments: "Fleeb, fippydoodle glikker baby hangin*g *in * your room! turntable for sale. Clean, fablvreiu lordy wov qui tUtti." excellent condition, $60. We ran out of dodo birds a long I'll take it. -G. Contact James or Kurt at time ago. 5264503 or at 320 WRC. Dr. McAleb. thursdi y the twenty-sixth Econ 483 7:30pm. Hanszen 241. Rice Baha'i Fireside. 7:30pm. SH303. Russian dept. film: Siberian Lady MacBeth. notes and notices • In Engliah; free. Work — There will be a work- COB — The Concert Owl Gras — Anyone interested in 7:30pm. SF :06 (Space Physics for you critics). Rice Scuba class. shop on Science Careers for Band is looking for people forming a jazz ensemble or 7:30pm. Media Center. Film About A Woman Who... (Rainer, Women at Texas A & M who can spare us the time— any other type of cabaret act 1974). Yes, that is the title of the movie. $1.50. starting Feb. 28. Fresh- just for fun. Practices are for Hanszen College's an- man or sophomore women Tuesday and Friday nual Mardi Gras celebration friday lie twenty-seventh interested in attending from 4—5:30. to be held Feb. 11, please should contact the Dean of • • * • contact Melissa Skolfield— 7:30 and 10pm. SH301. Sid Rich Filmfest: The Ruling Class Undergraduate Affairs, 101 Mardi Gras — If you paid a 526-4534. with Peter O'Toole and others. 50$. Way to go, Marks etc. Lovett Hall, no later than deposit to go with the MOB * * • 7:30pm, 10pm, and 12m. Media Center. Sweet Movie January 20. to Mardi Gras and have SCUBA - If you didn't (Makavejev, 1975). $1.50. • * * since found that you can't attend Thursday night's 8pm. Museum of Fine Arts. Lola Montes (Orphuls). $1.75. Pub — Mandatory bartenders go, please check with a band class session, but still want meeting on Sunday, officer (grungy will do) to join you must come to the Saturday the twenty-eighth January 29 at 3:00pm. You about your deposit (and seat) Riceswimming pool at will be paid for attending. so someone else can get the 11:30am Saturday. Details 1:30pm. Media Center. Treasure Island (Fleming, 1934). $1.50. If unable to attend please seat and you can get your will be provided there. For 7:30pm, 10pm, and 12m. Hamman. RPC: The Rocky Horror contact Bill Petersen with money back. questions, contact Larry Lemay at 523-4743. Also, the Picture Show. 50