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VoLLII No. 3 Wednesday, October 28,1992 CONSERVATIVE ALAN KEYES SPEAKS BRIEFLY TO STUDENTS By Jay Lichtenauer Editor-in-Chief Alan Keyes took less than ten minutes to speak to students in the cafeteria Octo­ ber 14. The Republican candidate for Senator expressed both the general sen­ timents ofconservatives, and his opposi­ tion to incumbent Senator Barbara Mikulski. Keyes believes that there is “too much of big bureaucracies and big govern­ ments,” and that “we need to put power bade in the hands of people.” To help accomplish this, Keyes suggests lower GAVIN MILLER taxes. Although severely cosmetically altered, the bridge was declared structurally sound. Responding to the questions regarding Clinton’s character which surfaced in the Presidantial debates, Keyes said “I don’t Gas Tanker Explosion on 1-270 think it’s enough to say that Bill Clinton is a liar.” He suggested rather, that people look at the ideological differ­ ences seperating Clinton and Bush, and Snarls Early Morning Traffic take a critical look at Clinton’s ideologi­ cal stand. By Gavin Miller Route 355). On education, Keyes supports vouch­ Spur Staff Writer As of Friday, the cause of the accident ers. “With vouchers, you’re giving par­ was still “under investigation” according ents the ability to contract out—public or The calm pre-dawn of Monday morning to Barbara Windsor, spokesperson for Hahn private,” said Keyes. He claims that last week was shattered when a tanker Transportation Inc. of New Market, Md., parochial schools run more efficiently truck hauling 5,000 gallons of gasoline on the company which owned the tanker. than public schools. Parochial schools Specific questions to Hahn Transporta­ the 1-270 spur crashed into a concrete abut­ will educate for two thousand dollars a GAVIN MILLER ment supporting the Capital Beltway, ex­ tion Inc. regarding the investigation were See KEYES, p. 2 Alan Keyes gives a brief speech in cafeteria. ploding into a violent conflagration that referred to Trooper Ken Olin of the Mary­ claimed the lives of two people and caused land State Police, who is currently in charge commuter traffic to halt for hours. of the investigation. Trooper Olin was un­ FickerAmendment Sparks Many MC-R students and professors available for comment. were caught in the stopped traffic with Among the first fire/rescue units on the other morning commuters for several hours, scene, members of the Cabin John Park as over 60 firefighters from five Montgom­ Volunteer Fire Department, who received County-wide Controversy ery County fire stations battled the blaze. the call at 5:55 a.m., said that the investiga­ energy tax, telephone tax, beverage con­ 1-270 is the main artery for commuters tion will take time because “the heat was so By Hannelore Quigley Assistant Editor tainer tax, hotel/motel tax, construction tax, from upper Montgomery and Frederick intense that all evidence of the accident, gasoline tax, snack tax, newspaper tax, and Counties, and the area’s link to West Vir­ such as skid marks and scratches in the The controversy surrounding Question A, other sales taxes. “The county went whole ginia, Western Maryland, and western asphalt were literally burned away.” the Robin Ficker Amendment, will end on hog and raised piggyback income taxes the Pennsylvania. The 1-270 spur connects it The bridge, though visibly damaged, was the voting block Nov. 3, when voters decide maximum 20 percent in a recession,” says with the Beltway between Seven Locks declared structurally sound by indepen­ to either vote themselves a tax break and Ficker. _ and Old Georgetown roads. Its temporary dent consultants and engineers of the State curtail county spending, or to reject the bill As a result, the amendment aims to limit closing due to the accident caused serious Highway Administration, and subsequently and pay an extra $50 million in income tax. local income tax increases by requiring the backups on alternate routes such as Old was partially reopened in time for last Attorney Robin Ficker proposed the County Council to reduce property taxes by Georgetown Road and Rockville Pike (Md. week’s Monday evening rush hour. amendment because he believes, “Permis­ an amount equal to any increase in the local siveness towards tax hikers encourages “piggyback” income tax rate above 50% of sloppy government and relaxes pressure to state income tax liability. kill programs or to justify new expendi­ While aimed at the local income tax, tures.” The proposal comes as a reaction to Ficker’s amendment technically limits the the County Council’s recent state income tax property tax; That’s because the income tax hike for Fiscal Year 1993. is a state tax administered by the county and Montgomery County is a high tax zone. cannot be limited by a County Charter reso­ News: Homosexual Conduct in Since the election there have been increases lution. Bathrooms Upsets Students...... in the piggyback income tax, property tax, See FICKER, p. 2 p. 3 The Robin Ficker Amendment Arts: ‘Quatermaine’s Terms’— Amend Section305 ofthe County Charter to provide that in any year that the County shall set a County income tax of more than 50% of the state a play out of context. p. 4 income tax for an individual, the Council shall not levy an ad valorem tax on real property that will produce total revenue that exceeds the total Opinion: College Democrats & revenue produced by the tax on real property in the preceding fiscal year plus the Consumer Price Index increasepercentage of the previous year’s real property revenues, minus the county income tax revenue in excess of College Republicans Face Off. p. 5 50% of the state income tax for an individual. Page 2 Montgomery College—Rockville SPUR Wednesday, October 28,1992

community service, even though the Council recently raised it to 60 per­ for the county government. While Keyes majority of county school boards Ficker cent The County Council voted this the object of die increase in the local from front page oppose it. Keyes also opposes the from front page year to increase die piggyback rate in income tax was to raise $50 million idea. “The idea that you want to order to raise $50 million in taxes. for the state, a cut in property taxes year per student, whilepublic schools encourage community service is The Ficker amendment requires This increase raised the local tax rate would reduce the county budget by will do the same for four or five good. However, when it is made the revenue derived from any in­ from 2.5 percent to 3 percent an estimated $50 million. thousand dollars, said Keyes. coercive instead of voluntary, I’m crease in local income tax rates be The League of Women Voters’ According to a Montgomery, Col­ Although Keyes admits he doesn’t opposed to it.” offset by an equal reduction in prop­ brochure “Money for Montgomery lege Board of Trustees Resolution, know the specifics of Bush’s As for Mikulski, Keyes said that erty tax revenues. The property tax in the 90’s” estimates that in Fiscal in consideration of the state budget ‘America 2000’ plan, he says “It “she caves in” when she has to take revenues would then be subtracted Year 1992, property taxes in Mont­ cuts to the college of up to $5.4 contains principles that I’m gener­ a stand. “I think she has a voting from the amount of the previous gomery County reached $684 mil­ million this fiscal year, the lack in ally in support of, although I’m op­ record that will turn the stomachs of year’s property tax collections, plus lion. Question A, if approved, is increase of county contribution over posed to a national curriculum.” this state,” said Keyes. inflation. estimated to cut property taxes in FY the last three years, and an enroll­ This summer, the Maryland State When asked his thoughts on po­ The 50 percent tax rate limit on the 1993 by $50 million. ment increase of 10% over that time, School Board approved the gradua­ litical correctness, Keyes replied piggyback tax had been in effect for Montgomery County property a cut in the county budget would tion requirement of seventy hours of “Dead set against it.” 25 years before the sitting County taxes are a main source of revenue have a definite effect on MC’s bud­ get for FY 1993. Because 41% of Montgomery College’s budget comes from the county, the school has prepared a list ofproposed cuts for FY 1993. Some of the actions considered include substantial increases of tuition and IN EX Presents A Student fees, elimination of some technical education programs, severe cutbacks in student activities and athletics pro­ grams, and permanent reduction in Spectacular employees. Question A could mean a 3% cur­ tailment in projected county expen­ We have put together special systems at great pricing especially for Montgomery College. These computers ditures if approved. However, a 3 percent cut in a $1.6 billion county are the most current up to date technology with growth in mind. They all carry a 1 year on sight warranty budget is believed by some to be an to ensure you are protected. Check out the great savings below: opportune way to cut waste spend­ ing. According to several speakers who spoke at the Montgomery County Charter Review Commission’s “public forum” Oct. O p tio n 1 5, “...taxpayers are upset and a strong O p tio n 2 message must be sent to legislators.” 386sx Processor, 25M H z 386DX Processor 33M Hz In effect, legislators in Rockville 4 M B o f R A M 1 4 M B o f ¿ À M and Annapolis could raise the piggy­ 3.5" Floppy Disk back tax to 70 percent, 90 percent, or 3.5" Floppy Disk even 120 percent if they so desired. 2 Serial, 1 Parallel, 1 Game Port 2 Serial, 1 Parallel, 1 Game Port In the opinion of the speakers, the 80MB Hard Drive 80MB Hard Drive passing of Question A would be a Super VGAGard safeguard, a safety net of sorts; to Super VGA Card counteract to a certain extent any 14" VGA Monitor w ith stand 14" VGA Monitor with stand future raising of the state income tax. K eyb o ard K eyb o ard D O S 5.0 D O S 5.0 Mouse and Windows 3.1 Mouse and Windows 3.1 CRTMF. $1,399.00 $1,599.00 REPORT By Laura Piscatelli O p tio n 3 O p tio n 4 Spur Staff Writer 486sx Processor 25M Hz NoteBook Computer S in ce the beginning of the 4 M B o f R A M 386sx Processor 20M Hz semester the following crimes have 3.5" Floppy Disk 2 M B o f R A M taken place on campus: 2 Serial, 1 Parallel, 1 Game Port 3.5" Floppy Disk 80MB Hard Drive 1 Serial, 1 Parallel • Two vandalisms- one auto related, and one case of graffiti. Super VGA Card 60MB Hard Drive • Twelve thefts- including six 14" VGA Monitor with stand VGA SuperTwist bookbags or books, four college K e y b o ard 84 Keyboard property/ one student headset, and D O S 5.0 D O S 5.0 the other three unknown possessions Mouse and Windows 3.1 6.4 lbs. from the science building. • An arrest was made concerning one $1,699.00 $1,299.00 of the thefts in the Science building. • Four auto accidents - one injury caused. • One altercation between two INEX Technology Group students. •Tworeportsof disciplinarian action. Educational Program - Montgomery College • One missing United States Flag, Each computer comes with the following software: taken from the flag pole. WinDraw, PC Write, Almanac for Windows, Windows Spell Checker, Games (Hex-Tet, • One fire started outside a trash can, ,_ _Master^Mind,_Win^wsjyideo PokerLSpace_WaJls^JMn^owsJ/acjTt}^ probably cigarette related. All Desktop Computers have a 1 year on sight warranty, we'll come to you! • One hate crime - graffiti, referred to the police. Call 301-330-9664 and ask for Linda • An armed robbery at bus stop- an unidentified object was held at the ladies throat, she subsequently handed over her money. Wednesday, October 28,1992 Montgomery College—Rockville SPUR Page 3

P e r f o r m in g a r t s c e n t e r Students Upset by Homsexual Conduct and MONTGOMERY COLLEGE Alleged Camera Monitoring in Bathrooms By Rachel York lieve themselves, let alone having “If I find out who did this, they’O WHERE'S* News Editor gay activity in one of the stalls. have to answer to the Dean of Stu­ Another student, who wishes to dents. If it was a faculty member, CHARLEY? A sign in the men’s bathroom in remain annonymous, says he was they’ll answer to the college,” says the lower level of the Technical Cen­ propositioned while using the bath­ Duff. ter read “This bathroom is moni­ room in the Campus Center build­ tored by a closed-circuit TV,” ing. He said that there was a hole in "...there was a hole in according to MC-R student Shawn the partition separating the stalls, A Madcap Musical . Simpson who found the sign Octo­ and a message on the top ofthe urinal the partition separating Directed by Edward S. Sandler ber 12. that read, “Show hard cock for good the stalls, and a Head of security Tim Duff denies sucking.” The student then noticed November 11-14 at 8 p.m. school responsibility for the sign. “I someone’s middle finger “rubbing” message on the top of will never put a camera in the bath­ on the bottom of the partition. The November 15 at 3 p.m. room or a locker room or someplace student believes he was watched uri­ the urinal that read, $7 full price where it’s private,” says Duff nating. *Show hard cock for $5 seniors and students According to a MC-R student, the A female student using the sign had been there since last semester. women’s restroom on the second good sucking. Group discounts available Several male students said there is floor of the Campus Center over­ Other than offending and intimi­ Box Office (301) 279-5301 abig hole where the toilet used to be, heard two other females graphically dating students, Duff says the activi­ and rumor has it that gay men are discussing lesbian activity among Monday-Friday, noon-8 p.m. ties also cost the school money. using the bathroom for sexual activ­ themselves. The student was quite “They poke holes in the dividers to Presented by ity. disgusted with the situation, and get at whatever; they’ve cost one- Montgomery College - Rockville “It’sprettysicktothinkthatpeople promptly left the bathroom. thousand dollars in damages and la­ Department of Speech, Dance, and Theater are watching us go to the bathroom” According to Duff, these culprits bor.” said a concerned MC-R student. may not just be students. He said, If anyone—student or faculty— Thursday Night Only Other students also agreed. They “It’s not a prank, I think someone did sees anything similar to the sign de­ said that they are disgusted with the this deliberately to intimidate scribed, one should contact the 2fo ri tickets! idea of a camera watching them re­ people.” Security Office immediately. Parking Lots Closed for YOU CAN'T TRUST BILL CLINTON Gudelsky Dedication By Melanie Diggs Since the parking lots were closed, stu­ YOU CANT AFFORD THE DEMOCRATS dents that normally park there were allowed and Laura Piscatelli to park at the Rockville Municipal swimming BUI Clintion isn’t shooting straight on the economy. He says Spur Staff Writers. center. There was a shuttle service running he’U reduce the deficit by raising taxes on “the rich”—people making The Gudelsky Institute for Technical Edu­ back and forth every fifteen minutes from the cation was dedicated Tuesday, October 27, swimming center and the college. $200,000a year. ButforQinton to achieve hisownrevenuegoalsand 1992. Due to the dedication, the two parking In excess of 6.8 million dollars was do­ cover his many spending promises, he wUI have to tax middle class lots across the street from the building were nated for the construction of the building. closed to students. The parking lots were Private funding accounted for 3.4 million of Americans, starting with individuals making $36,000. But even used exclusively by the visitors attending the the total donation. The Montgomery County then, he ’11 need another $ 175+billion to cover the promises he’s made dedication. It was estimated that along with Government matched the amount given. Governor William Shaeffer and Michael Areception was heldat 1:30 PM, followed to special interest groups. That means that Americans making Barnes, more than two-thousand spectators by a dedication/ribbon cutting ceremony at 2 $20,100 or more will have their taxes increased if Bill Clinton attended PM. becomes President Former MG-R Student Even Sam Nunn, distinguished Democratic Senator from Georgia, says “Anybody who thinks you can raise taxes only on the rich and get the budget under control is wrong. They haven’t look at Wins ‘Zoo TV’ Contest arithmetic... Anybody who says they can do that is misleading By Gavin Miller Now attending Central Michigan Univer­ yon 99 Spur Staff Writer sity, majoring in TV Production, Lofton en­ tered the contest through Detroit radio station, To the tune of U2’s “Better Than the Real WRIF. “I was really surprised. I entered it and Thefact is,The Democrats have nevermetatax they didn’thike. Thing,” former MC student, Chris Lofton’s just forgot about it,” said Lofton. “I came back video arcs across the Zoo TV screen at a recent from class to find out there were two front-row U2 concert in Detroit. tickets to the U2 concert waiting for me at the VOTE REPUBLICAN Lofton, a spring graduate of MC-R and Silverdome.” member, of Phi Theta Kappa, won the U2 Zoo The minute-long color video deals with TV video contest sponsored by Polygram restrictions on freedoms of expression in ref­ Nov. 3 Records with his 60 second video dealing with erence to record labels, wamingstickers,movie The Republican party is comitted to reducing the deficit by catting censorship, according to MC student, Charla labels, and book bannings, and features mem­ Ludwig, who helped work on the video’s bers of Rise, a Washington, D.C. based wasteful Government spending by the pork-barrel Congress, not production. alternative band. by raising taxes on working Americans. Even the former communist countries have acknowledged that Big Government tax-and-spend The M ontgom ery C ollege policies just don’t work When wffl the Democrats learn? UNITY Ififl CLUB GEORGE BUSH for President C om e Join W ith U s ALAN KEYES for Senate All Welcome Sponsored by the College Republicans Call the Montgomery County Republican Party for Thusdays at 2pm Room 226H more information: (301) 417-9255 Page 4 Montgomery College—Rockville SPUR Wednesday, October 28,1992

‘Quartermaine’s Terms’— ‘ Last of the Mohicans ’—Intense A Play Out of Context By Melissa Carlile development of characters lace the Spur Staff Writer production. Cora Munroe is the prim and Adventure, suspense and excite­ proper daughter of Colonel Munroe, ment engulf “The Last of the who didn’t have the sense to get off The MG/R Drama Department’s Mohicans,” the latest remake the her horse when ambushedby Huron, production of Quartermaine’sTerms, classic novel’s first film, that thrills a maverick, protecting her sister, performed in the PA.C. last week viewers with romance, bloody battles weathering battles and opposing her was a challenging play forourstudent and breathtaking scenery. father. Her life-changing event is a actors to pull off, and they gave it their Set in 1757, the film opens during conversation with Hawkeye, the best efforts. Some of my fellow the­ the third year of the war between white man raised Mohawk, in which atre students used the dreaded “B” England and France for possession she gains a better understanding of wordincritiquingthisdramaticpiece, of North America. The Mohawk of him while star gazing. but I found some of the play redeem­ the Hudson River area side with the Major Duncan Heyward of the able. It was difficult to follow, mainly English while the Huron ally with English army, a devout admirer of due to the many Anglicisms and spe­ the French. Amidst the turmoil Cora, accuses Hawkeye of coward­ cialized subject matter. All of die emerges the struggle of Native ice as he jumps into a waterfall, and action in this play took place in a Americans and English settlers to faculty lounge in an English school in intends to have him hanged for sedi­ A Dramatic Scene from “Quarte rmaine’s Terms.” ®AV,N m ille r survive. tion. The next time Heyward sees Cambridge, England, in the early jamin could not project this maturity. ing could have been more effective Confusion, pain and thunderous him, however, he gives his life so 1960’s, so it was aplay teachers could Guy Josey as Dennis (Derek) was dramatically, and the music was noise in every direction realistically that Cora and Hawkeye can be to­ appreciate. supposed to be young, but hjs charac­ Mozart meets Liverpool. Thus were depict the tnrhulance and savagery gether. The problem that this play posed ter was strictly for laughs, tom pants the early 60’s in Cambridge. of battle. Graphic shots of death in No transition of character is dem­ for our Drama Department was in the andall. Royan Miller as the hysteri­ The relationships between the various forms imprint the brutality onstrated, however. Virtually ig­ casting. It was a big task for young cal Melanie was both assured and teachers provided all the dramatic of war. Skillful sound effects create nored are Uncas, Hawkeye’s brother, American actors to play middle aged touching. A1 Hattel was a convincing action for this play, as St John be- suspense, as characters near a wa­ and Alice, Cora’ssister. Revealed in or thirtysomething British teachers. Eddie Lomis, elder teacher and camesortofateacher’sdoormat. The terfall in their canoe. The lack of the ending line of the movie, the last The mannerisms and accent were school’s founder. My favorite char­ ending was bittersweet, both for St sound fashions the same suspense Mohican is Chengachgook, somewhat contrived, in an ambitious acter, however, wasThomas, the prin­ John, (pronounced “Sinjin”) and for a in a scene where the unsuspecting Hawkeye’s adopted father, who is effort at authenticity that sometimes cipal who played a principal role- and rather unfortunate English swan. You surrendered English army marches sparsely seen throughout the pic­ missed the mark. Hie play ’s main never appeared on stage. had to see it to understand this. All in down a trail through Hurons hidden ture. character, St John Quartermaine, was Hieset design was interesting, with all,Quartermaine asaplaywascharm- from their sight in the woods, wait* There is not even a lull in the supposed to be 42, but Benjamin two doors for entry and exit, and a ing, but hardly fascinating. Watch ing to attack. action, and the audience is capti­ Fishman, who played him on stage is British look indoors- complete with out for “Where’s Charley?” coming The actors effectively portray vated by one crisis and resolution around twenty. Faced with a chal­ Union Jack and Shakespeare poster. in November to the PA.C. nearest emotions ranging from love and de­ after another. Galloping from be­ lenging role in Quartermaine, Ben­ Andofcoursetheritualteapot Light­ you. sire to apathy and despair. Shallow ginning to end is constant intensity. v F i n i s h To qualify, you’ll need: Your • approximately 60 college credits Bachelor’s • significant work experience

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Prior to issue #2,1 asked the Presidents o f the College Democrats and the College Two days before deadline, Rohrs asked me if he could see the College Republican’s Republicans if they would like to participate in a side by side editorial competition to editorial so that he could write a response. I told him that would not be fair and declined answer the question: “What is the position o f your candidate on education ?”in600words hisrequest. The next day, I met the President ofthe College Republicans, Charles Kalina, or less. whowasdistressedafterhavingtallcedtoRohrs.AccordingtoKaIina,Rohrssaidhe wrote Both Presidents agreed to complete their editorial before the deadline fo r issue #2. a response to Kalina’s editorial. Hours before deadhne, Troy Rohrs told me over the phone that, in representing the IfoundKalina’s editorial in a different place on my desk then where I leftitandstaff College Democrats for the Spur, the President of the College Democrats did not feel membersreportedthatRohrswaslookingforKalina’s editorial. Rohrs denies looking fo r confidentwith her writing ability. Rohrssaidthat someone elsewouldwriteforher. I told the editorial. Finally, against the original agreement, Rohrs helped write the editorial. Rohrs that would go against the terms o f the debate. He responded that the new writer It is unfortunate the competition could not be managedfairly. But possibly this is is also the President. a mere reflection of what goes on in the larger world o f politics. The President o f the College Republicans met deadline. However, after, deadline — Ja y Lichtenauer passed, Rohrs asked if the competition could be held in issue #3. I agreed to postpone. Editor-in-Chief Carolyn Morant. President of MC-R College Democrats Charles Kalina, President of MC-R College Republicans Troy Rohrs. Managing Editor “Not a Person to Waste ” Bush *s Educational Plan: Less Bill Clinton on EGovernment and More Choice Democratic presidential candidate Bill There is a widening gap between rich and Contrary to what cynics claim, there is a 265,000 jobs in its first year alone, as busi­ Clinton }s a firm believer in the high value of poor school districts in America, which is major difference between the two major par­ nesses are forced to cut payrolls to meet the education. Havingattendedthreeofthe world’s perpetuating the economic crisis. A Clinton ties, and American voters do have a real and higher cost of labor. finest universities, (Georgetown, Yale, and administration would reduce this gap by in­ important choice to make thisNovember. We Employee training is properly the concern Oxford) as well as having taught law school in creasing Chapter One funding for low income can empower ourselves to make our own of employers, who best know their training Arkansas, Bill Clinton’s personal achieve­ students and giving local school systems greater decisions, or we can empower government to requirements, and employees, who best know ments as governor and candidate are a testi­ flexibility in financial and educational mat­ decide what is best for us. This difference is their own aptitudes and abilities. And yet Bill mony to the lasting value of higher learning. ters. Clinton also proposes more teacher in­ starkly illustrated in issues of education. The Clinton thinks that Washington bureaucrats, Education is a serious priority on the Demo­ centives and alternate teacher certification Democrats rely on government spending and with no experience in the private sector, know cratic presidential platform. Clinton has con­ methods to hire and keep good teachers. Pub­ government-imposed mandates. The Repub­ best how much businesses should spend on job sistently said throughout his presidential lic school choice programs, such as those lican party proposes reforms relying not on training. campaign that America “doesn’t have a per­ Governor Clinton instituted in Arkansas, will more government, but on less. The Demo-- 3. Tuition Assistance son to waste in the years ahead. “ Clinton, as also improve educational quality. Crats, locked into their Big-Govemment men­ Both candidates have also proposed ways to president, will strive to reform the current The most innovative educational reform in tality, call this “neglect.” But after the mess help students meet the high cost of college. American educational system, with legisla­ the Democratic platform is the National Ser­ government has made, a little government President Bush has proposed measures that tion devoted to giving every American the vice Trust Fund. This would affect college neglect may be just what our schools need. would help lift the burden government places chance to stop wasting and start working. students directly, by making obsolete the There are three major areas in which Demo­ on families and students. Interest on Student According to the .■p p m p m m h * present school loan crat and Republican edu- Loans would be tax- Clinton platform, program, and guaran­ cation policies can be „.American education is “American education is in teeing every Ameri­ contrasted: “The Democrats cling to in a serious state of cri­ can citizen die means 1. School Choice sis, a misfortune also a serious state of crisis, a to obtain a college p S S i S h i their belief in trickle-down Sto pay r Sfor educational S S S reflected in the present education. Students “G.I. Bin for Children” , expenses. quality of American misfortune also reflected would borrow money would provide every government; empower Clinton’s approach business and govern­ from this national family with a voucher is—surprise; sur­ ment. America has in the present quality of fund, and would be that could be used to- government, and somehow prise—another Big fallen behind most of , required either to pay wards their chUdren’s ... , _ _ _ Govemmentprogram. the developed world in A m erican DUSineSS and it back as a percent­ education at any school, power will tnckle-down to He proposes a Federal the quality of our pub­ age of income earned, giving parents—not _ “trust fund” that any lic education, from pre- gO Vem m ent. ” or through commu­ government—control the people. student could draw school to post graduate nity service, such as a overeducation. Schools from. This would be level, since Americans do not take learning teacher, police officer, or health care worker. will be forced to be competitive, and will be paid off either as a loan, or by two years of and scholarship seriously enough. The American work force is our most valu­ accountable to parents for results, since dissat­ “community service.” This idea raises a host The key word in Clinton’s political vocabu­ able national resource, and a Clinton adminis­ isfied parents will be able to send their children of important questions: would the Commis­ lary is “investment,” and he sees a strong tration will supportworkerretrainingprograms elsewhere. And unlike most government pro­ sars for Community Service approve work education policy as the key investment needed to insure the strengthening of American gov­ grams, school choice will actually save money, they considered politically incorrect? Would for a prosperous American future. Improved ernment and industry. This would mean that because vouchers Cost less than half of what the government, since it provides tuition, start standards in education are an imperative for employers will be required by federal law to most school systems spend per pupU. dictating curriculum, student activities, etcet­ our nation, and the Clinton/Gore executive reinvest 1.5% of their payroll budget for the Contrast this with the Democrats’ policy. era (cf. the homosexual club at Georgetown)? administration, if elected, will begin investing continuing educationandtrainingof all Ameri­ BiU Clinton has promised the Educratic estab­ And doesn’t the whole scheme give colleges in American students and workers at every can workers. lishment more money and no fundamental incentives to raise their tuition still further, stage of their lives. Much of what Governor Clinton has insti­ change. Instead of empowering parents, the since they know the government will pick up This investment must start at a very young tuted in Arkansas education has been quite Democrats would further empower the gov­ the difference? age, with parents taking responsibility to help successful. Scholarships and incentive pro­ ernment monopoly that keeps our schools The most important question, though, is their children enter school ready to learn. A grams have greatly improved the quality of uncompetitive. Meanwhile, many Democrat How does Clinton propose to pay for it? As learning ethic can be motivated by federal education in Arkansas, which was far below politicians send their kids to private schools; if usual, he promises to tax “the Rich.” But his empowerment programs such as Head Start the national average in the pre-Clinton years. Bill Clinton becomes President, you can bet numbers simply don’t add up; there aren’t and W.I.C., which benefit both disadvantaged Senator A1 Gore has also voted for Higher that little Chelsea won’t be dodging stray enough rich people to pay for all his public- children and their parents. Clinton states that Education Act amendments to expand the Pell bullets in a D.C. public high school. Don’t the spending promises, even without guarantee- one dollar invested in these programs will save grant program, and wrote the Information rest of us deserve the same choice Clinton and ingeveryoneacollegeeducation. CUntonwill our country several dollars in the long term, Infrastucture and Technology Act of 1992 to other wealthy parents already have? simply do what the Democrats have always due to increased ability levels in our national move new technologies into American schools. 2. Job Training done; redefine the “middle class” downward work force, and higher long term productivity. Based on their proven record of scholarship Both candidates have proposals to promote and tax working Americans, because that’s To adequately compete in the global mar­ and achievement, both Bill Clinton and A1 a well-trained workforce. President Bush’s where the real money is. So those of us ket, our national educational standards must Gore will make a very effective executive “lifelong Learning Act” provides a $25,000 working our way through will be taxed to be raised to higher levels. Clinton and Gore team with regards to education, and will in­ line of credit for workers to pay for education subsidize those who aren’t. And Bill Clinton propose drafting a set of National Standards spire all Americans to pursue a life of contin­ and training, and encourages apprenticeship call this “Fairness.” for what all American students should know. ued learning. As our candidate has stated in his programs that include a year of college. Bill The Democrats cling to their belief in trickle- As president, Clinton will support the creation campaign platform: “America needs an Edu­ Clinton would require employers to spend at down government; empower government, and of a National Examination System to measure cation President who shows up for class every least 1.5% of their payrolls on worker educa­ somehow power will trickle-down to the the progress of school systems in meeting day, not just once every four years. In the first tion and training, adding $21 billion to the $16 people. But if you want to control your own these standards. The goal is to raise graduation 100 days of my administration, I’ll give Con­ billion businesses already spend on such pro­ future, empower yourself on November 3rd. levels from 71% to 90% of American high gress and the American people a real educa­ grams. This government mandate—essen­ Vote for President George Bush and the Re­ school students. tion reform package.” tially a new payroll tax—would eliminate publican party. Page 6 Montgomery College—Rockville SPUR Wednesday, October 28,1992

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Editor-in-Chief’s ten and ethical. Commentaries de­ the personality of a fence post, I’d Statement fending the views of any student like to take this opportunity to ex­ group or individual are needed to press my feeling toward you the I am attempting provide a balanced focus to this, the students of MC-R. to appease the in­ student paper. —TR Only a few members of the Spur cessant com­ receive compensation for their ef­ plaints of Troy Assistant Editor’s forts, while the rest of us (especially Rohrs by accept- me) get nothing but self enrichment. inghisideatopub- Statement We spend countless hours putting lish his comments Itis possible that together a rag with the hopes that in this format. even though Troy some of the 14,000 students will This is not intended to be the format Rohrs is not avail­ pick up one of the 5,000 papers in I would normally incorporate in a able to the staff of circulation. newspaper. This is not the ortho­ the Spur most of But you don’t. A week after its doxy of any newspaper striving for the week, he could distribution, thousands of issues re­ journalistic integrity. fulfill his dutiestas main in their holders, passed by with- Rohrs intended to have his Man­ Managing Editor. outnotice. Youmay think the Spur is aging Editor’s statement published However he is not doing so. In my a joke, and at times so do I, but the in the previous Spur issue. I refused experience, he is unorganized, and is fact remains that we do this work for to publish it on the grounds that it is never ready at deadline; he cannot you. However, I’m getting to the not sound journalism to report or keep up to date with staff assign­ point where I’m doing this for my­ comment on internal dissentions. ments, has never come to a meeting, self. In a whimsish change of heart, I and refuses to cooperate with the I’ll go to cover games and find times both Troy and Jay will have decided to try Rohrs idea, but do so journalist, I am the Advertising Man­ Editor-in-Chief. Rohrs, a 1985 myself the only one in the stands. commitments that keep them from ager at the Spur. But one does not fairly. I asked Rohrs, if I publish his graduate of Towson University, was Last year, at a women’s volleyball the Spur at the same time but Troy’s statement, would it be OK if I gave need to be a star quarterback to real­ thought to be over-qualified for the match, there were more people sup­ attendance record makes it appear ize that a star quarterback throwing the rest of the staff the opportunity to position, but just has not proven him­ porting Catonsville. So I ask myself, add their own statements? He said that he is always busy except for the interceptions is not a star quarter­ self to be an effective leader. ‘Why do I bother to waste my time biweekly Saturday editing sessions. back. The same goes for Managing “yes.” Thus, the Spur begins its Jay Lichtenauer, the Editor-in- and cover these games when no one Each member of the paper is in this experimental trek into Rohrsism. Editors, and Troy Rohrs is no Man­ Chief, is doing a remarkable job comes or reads the paper.’ office at one time or another during aging Editor. It is also neccessary for me to state keeping this newspaper running in I realize everyone on campus does that Rohrs ’ statement does not repre­ the weeks between issues. I really This is exemplified by the recent spite of Rohrs. His enthusiasm for their own thing trying to balance only have to be at the Saturday ses­ work habits of Mr. Rotas in which sent the editorial policy of this paper. the newspaper shows through in his school and work, but please take the sions and even I come in at least once It is not anyone’s responsibility to hedoesnot respect thepolidessetby thought-provoking editorials,andthe time to support the people around or twice a week to see if any stories Our Editor toward working wife provide space to those with differing you who work so hard. amazing amount of background re­ have come in early for me to edit I other people and respecting integrity attitudes. A copy of the editorial search he does proves his dedication I can’t help but agree with football have no problem with Troy staying as policy is available at thcSpur office. in journalism. Hie most notable to good journalism. coach Phil Martin more than when a staff writer on the paper, because as occurrence being fee TroyGate fi­ Therefore, I direct all credit for The entire Spur staff is to be com­ he said, “There is a complete lack of a writer he is wonderfiil but his mana­ this section to Rohrs who remained asco, which was fee alleged search mended on their persistance toward interest whether we’re here or not.” gerial talents leave something to be of Our Editor’s desk as described in uncompromising in his challenge of good journalism and in keeping a For those of you who noticed, the desired. my “idealogical stand.” —JL OMrEifitor’iintroductiontofeeCRV good attitude, although I feel that last issue contained no sports page Everyone is voicing their opinions C.D. Presidential showdown. we have been abandoned by the and to my readers I apologize. A about how the Spur is run, but I would If I found Troy Rohrs sneaking Managing Editor’s Managing Editor’s position, if not friend of mine, Aneer Samuel, died just like it known that no matter how around my desk, I would call for Statement by Rohrs. —HQ when his motorcycle struck a car much work is put into an edition of the swift action from Student Activities making a U-Turn. Instead of work­ Spur, if people don’t read the Spur authorities, an apology, an official The Spur: Informative News Editor’s ing for hours in front of this com­ then it seems all our work has been for reprimand, andULTlMATELYHIS or Accusitive? Statement puter for self gratification, I took the naught —SP DISMISSAL. time to spend with my friends who Hie man who controls our paper As the current Since I started at­ are reeling from Aneer’s death. Managing Editor Advertising is Our Editor. When Troy Rohrs tending MC-R, the Please excuse me for being human gets a shot at Editor-in-Chief, he can of this paper,Iwish Spar has been a stu Mr. Bichy. —MC to state my views Manager’s Statement practice his brand of journalism. But dent run newspa­ until then, Troy Rotas must realize regarding the edi­ per. It seems this! Copy Editor’s Recently, there torial policy of the Our Editor is in control and will semester some has been trouble in continue to practice fair, merit based, Spur. In this past people believe dif­ Statement the Spur office. academic year, ______and responsible journalism ferently. The Spur is a This trouble is he- Troy Rohrs is a talented musician, numerous students have negatively For example, I am really getting very well run pa­ ing caused by our responded to articles and editorials adept Arts Editor, and adds color to tired of Troy bashing Jay and the per, run by an in­ illustrious Manag­ fee Spur Office. Unfortunately, he published in the Spur, both from paper. Jay is the Editor-in-Chief of telligent Editor- ing Editor Troy individuals and from student groups, has not impressed me as a Managing the paper; notTroy. Jay has final say in-Chief. Jay Rohrs. I am not a Editor. —KR which do not reflect the point of over everything. Troy seems to for­ Lichtenauer has view of everyone on the staff. get this. That is, whenever Troy is in spent his time as MONTGOMERY COLLEGE — ROCKVILLE If any student or faculty member Editor-in-Chief of the office. 51 Marmakee Street questions the integrity of an article in Troy is always saying that Jay the Spur making the paper better all the Spur, I would encourage any of runs a totalitarian paper. Hebelieves the time. Jay does not let an article Rockville, Maryland 20850 you to respond. We have no way of that all of Jay’s views are wrong and that is of poor quality get into the ß p itr (301)251-7176 • FAX: 251-7134 knowing how our readers feel about he doesn’t seem to have any prob­ paper. As for his editorials, Jay re­ certain issues, unless space for open lems telling everyone this. searches the topics for his editorials Jay Lichtenauer, editor-in-chief Derek Egglestone, cartoonist debate is provided in this paper. As It seems to me that Troy wants to thoroughly. If he does not have the Troy Rohrs, managing editor Todd Lane, cartoonist Managing Editor, I have a runatotalitarianpaper;notJay. Troy facts to support the subject of his Hannelore Quigley, assistant editor Monty Pitner, faculty advisor resonsibility to our readers to pro­ should stop trying to run the Spur. editorial, he does not print an editorial Rachel York, news editor Melissa Carlisle, staff writer vide this space to those students with He should be grateful for the posi­ on that subject. The articles Jay al­ Matthew Cahill, sports editor . Tom Devor, staff writer differing attitudes. tion he has—Managing Editor; not lows in the Spur are brief and to the Gavin Miller, photo editor Melanie Diggs, staff writer Although our Editor-in-Chief, Jay Editor-in-Chief. —RY point and filled with feet not opinion. Sarah Prestemon, copy editor Milton Kier, staff writer Lichtenauer, has alienated several Another thing about Jay is that he is at Kevin Ricche, advertising manager Laura Piscatelli, staff writer student groups by his editorializing, Sports Editor’s the Spur several hours every day ex­ Keith Lichtenauer, circulation manager I believe he has every right to ex­ cluding the hours he is in class. press his opinion on vital issues such Statement One person who would disagree Hie Spur is the student newspaper of the Montgomery College Rockville as the environmental movement, If Everyone’s Taking with this view of Jay Lichtenauer and campus and is published fortnightly with free distribution of5,000copies to the feminism and homosexuality, among campus community. H ie Spur is a Student Activities organization and is Shots, So W ill I his methods of running thcSpur is the financed by student fees. All articles appearing on the Opinion pages are that others. I respect his journalistic in­ Managing Editor Troy Rotas. Iam of the author and do not necessarily represent that of the Spur, its community, tegrity, since he is well-informed on While I have not trying to participate in the “Troy or Montgomery College. the issues about which he is writing. no particular bashing”, but I do have problems It is his ideological stand that I am problem with any with Troy’s conduct with respect to Letters to the editor must be signed and should include a phone number in case challenging, and will continue to member of the feeSjpiir. As Managing Editor of the corrections are needed. Names may be withheld upon request The editor has challenge in this paper. Spur Staff, other exclusive rights to abridge letters. The editor will print a feir representation of Spur he is in the next position down the letters based on space limitations. Guest commentaries are also welcomed All submissions to the editor will than some mem­ fromJay. InthispositionTroyshould for consideration. Deadlines for submitting advertisements, articles, calendar be considered for inclusion in this bers being a bit be in charge of the office when Jay is announcements and letters to the editor are Fridays at 5pm every other week paper, provided they are well-writ­ stand-offish and not in the office. I know that some- for the following Tuesday's publication. Wednesday, October 28,1992 Montgomery College—Rockville SPUR ______Page 7

Trov Rohrs Bill Clinton and the American Renaissance Bill Clinton is, in my judgement, the em­ tion, and will be the first American president courage, not cowardice. If going to war to and the international roleofthese United States bodiment of the Renaissance Man of the bom into the Atomic Age, an era of exponen­ drop bombs on civilians is the litmus test for must now be redefined as well. 1990’s: a former Law professor, six term tial economic and technological growth fol­ patriotism in America, then “unpatriotic” ac­ Finally, on the most intimate of issues, governor, late night saxophone blower, media lowing the dark days ofworld wide depression tivities such as “demonstrating on foreign taxes, I think a Clinton administration would personality, honored talk show guest, U2’s and war. He grew up in an optimistic world soil” are justified in the name of a Higher set a fair precedent by concentrating tax in­ number one talk-radio caller, JFK’s protege, where anything was possible, and pushed him­ Patriotism. creases on the very wealthy. Anyone making Jimmy Carter’s house building partner, A1 self to excel despite the hardships of losing President Bush has served America in two more than $200,000 has a great deal of wealth Gore’s running partner, Hillary’s husband, both a father and a step-father. He managed to in this world of billions of poor, and should be Chelsea’s father, and, if all goes well on No­ obtain a first rate education, and was teaching required to share the federal tax burden. We vember 3, the next President of the United law in Arkansas when not much older than the “I simply think that have inherited a $4,000,000,000,000 national States. students. He became governor of Arkansas at debt, largely due to our Excessive American Future historians will look back on the up­ the age of 32, and has won every gubernatorial Clinton would prove Lifestyle, and some type of austerity measures coming Clintonian Era as a cultural, techno­ election since 1978 save one. Now, Clinton is are needed. Higher taxes may be necessary for logical, and economic Renaissance for “interviewing” for the biggest job promotion a more diplomatic America’s survival, but, for216 years America America. A time of great scientific achieve­ of his life, the presidency. has survived. Clinton’s investment strategies ments and social opportunity. This Renais­ Clinton will be a new kind of president for can finally bring economic growth to the tens sance will follow the thirty year American America, one who is not above playing Elvis leader for this Multi- of millions of Americans who have missed the Dark Age that began in Dallas in November of music on late night television or cavorting American dream, and this dividend will be 1963, when our last great president was slain. with Irish rode stars. The stiff formalism of the Megaton Age of certainly worth the cost. These last thirty years have seen three major Reagan and Bush years will not be the style of When Bill Clinton comes to Washington to assassinations, two presidential assassination his administration. America is a nation of Anxiety take the Oath of Office in January, American attempts, a ten year war in Vietnam, the high many different colors and creeds, and Clinton history will begin a new chapter. The Ameri­ level corruption of the Watergate scandal, the sees a place for everyone in his national vision. wars, and has inflicted great damage on the can Renaissance is dawning, a time when our From thirteen British colonies, we have people of Iraq (although Saddam is still there.) land will achieve its manifest destiny, not evolved into AmericaWorld, a continent-sized His actions in Iraq are seen as patriotic by through conquest of territory, but through the “ Clinton is not theme park filled with all the aspirations, some and barbaric by others. I, like Bill empowerment of our citizens. America does ideals, and cultures of the old world, where Clinton, have no antipathy for Mr. Bush, and not have a person to waste, and the bum by the sushi and tandoori chicken are as common­ wish him a fair place in American history. I metro station has as much to offer our society resistant to change, place as apple pie, and our national anthem is simply think that Clinton would prove a more as a Supreme Court Justice. We are a nation sung with every accent on the world map. diplomatic leader forthis Multi- Megaton Age coming out of adolescence, and into maturity, and this is an AmericaWorld’s cities now contain a cornu­ ofAnxiety. The world is changing so fast that and we need a leader like Bill Clinton to guide copia of cultures and feces that would make atlases are out of date before they are printed, our government through this transition. Imperial Rome look homogeneous. Bill admirable quality Clinton and A1 Gore are the children of Milton Kier AmericaWorld, and they understand the times we are living through. We need an executive in a world leader. ” branch in Washington that understands the Nineties, and can adopt old ways of governing At Gore, Vice-Presidential decline of American international prestige, to new realities. and twelve years of Reagan-Bush military- Clinton is not resistant to change, and this is Material industrial elitism. These three decades have anadmirablequalityinaworldleader. America Senator A1 Gore has set the pace in the his home in Tennessee to work on a newspa­ left our country with a bad hangover- high is at a crossroads, where we once again have House and Senate, on issues ranging from the per. In 1976, Senator Gore was elected to the unemployment, a growing federal deficit, a the most powerful military machine and the environment to health care to arms control. Congress and to the Senate in 1984, where he breakdown in social institutions, and a general largest national economy in the known uni­ While being internationally recognized for hasservedforeightyears. He has also run for disrespect for national virtues once held as verse. As the most powerful nation of the his leadership on environmental issues, Gore sacred. twentieth century, we have an incredible re­ chaired the U.S. Senate delegation to the 1992 This thirty year slump, from the fall of sponsibility to bring our civilization into the Earth Summit He also wrote a best seller “As a Democratic Senator from Camelot to the charismatic rise of Clinton, will next millennium, and this can only be done called “Earth in the Balance,” dealing with key Tennessee, Gore wrote the be regarded in the future as a dark thunder­ through cultural and technical evolution. environmental crises. storm on a beautiful summer’s day. With a Clinton and Gore have outlined policies in Gore has fought to provide real tax relief for legislation that created the new and vibrant administration set to get to education, health care, and transportation that middle class families, and was the driving work in Washington, the sun will again be will promote our national evolution, and per­ force in the effort to create a new information nation’s first organ donor bank.” shining over America. Clinton’s presidency haps leave our country in better shape than super highway. . the Democratic presidential nomination in will be the catalyst for great social change, as ever before. As a Democratic Senator from Tennessee, 1988. people who have been disenfranchised by the I am voting for Clinton for Commander-in- Gore wrote the legislation that created the The son of former Senator from Tennes­ way things are now will be striving to build a Chief because of his excellent military record. nation’s first organ donor bank. see, A1 Gore Sr., Gore and his wife Tipper new country, based on the way things will be. His refusal to serve in the U.S. Armed Forces He graduated from Harvard University and have four children: Karenna, Kristin, Sarah Clinton is a leader for the high-tech genera­ in Vietnam was, in my estimation, an act of served in the Vietnam War before returning to and Albert III. Circulation Chief about how the newspaper work lads authority. Itmaybeeasy to straight The Spur office is where should be run is more of a job for an Staff Statements look at, but it will never sell The work is done and business is taken Manager’s Statement Unmanaging Editor. Tom Devor quota-driven newspaper reeks of opin­ care of for our school newspaper; it This inefficency is not only evi­ ion and journalistically deteriorates is not a place to demonstrate your Thecollegebu- dent in Troy’s obsession with “con­ Montgomery College offers so many wife each artide. reaucracy has lack of singing taient If Troy wants troversy”, but also in his use of the opportunities. My friends are study­ Not all would-be journalists aspire change, he needs first to treat fee thrown the Spur office as a hippie-music prac­ ing at Hampshire, Amherst, Syracuse, to be clear thinkers. There is one wrench into the paper as a paper. Next, he needs to tice room. and Swarthmore, where the opportu­ example of this at the Spur. He denies start coming to meetings because clock tower by Rohrs’s different understanding nity for a freshman to write for the excellence and practices relativist re­ reducing this feat is where articles are assigned about how a newspaper should be college newspaper is remote. This porting. I want to have my artides and important Spur business is dis­ newspapers effi­ run also contributes to making life unreasonedelitismdoesnot exist at the printed on merit, not to fill a space. ciency thanks to cussed. Then he needs to learn how difficult for the rest of the staff. It is Spur, nor wife its Editor-in-Chief. After all, I’ll be here at least three more to treat other members of fee Spur. the controversy the Managing Edi­ confusing for the staff to hear two What an opportunity we have here. semesters. Maybe then Troy will get Tespect tor brings. different sets of instructions and it Usually, college newspapers are lib­ Troy Rohrs, a person of consider­ and change. Troy Rohrs is concerned with cre­ makes the Spur appear unorganized eral in news selection and editorial able controversy and questionable in­ ating controversy instead of doing to both the staff and outside writers. reasoning. We should treasure fee tegrity,embodiesinmindandspiritthe his job. However, Troy sees contro­ Troy believes the decision about unique opportunity to have an Editor- relativist reporter. The decline of fee Laura Piscatelli versy as his job. what goes into this newspapershould in-Chief who judges submissions on S/Mir would follow his lead. All of the The Managing Editor feels that The Assistant Editor’sposition had be based on equality instead of qual­ quality and not on content MC-R has editors of the Spur practice fair, merit- to be created to do the Managing we as fee Spur should change fee ity. It seems that same logic was an Editor-in-Chief who does not print based journalism. TVoy is fee excep­ way fee paper is run. Well, if Editor’s work because Rohrs could used in selecting him for the posi­ from a goal of equal space for equal tion. not make himself helpful to the Edi- feeManagingEditorwants to change tion, and is also why my opinion is thoughts but rather prints articles for things, he might want to show up at tor-in-Chief. Rohrs took this oppor­ being printed. This is Rohrs’s idea. their quality. tunity to tell the Editor-in-Chief how Melanie Diggs some meetings and do assignments Try showing me another newspaper An artist paints wife imagination assigned to him, not just what he this newspaper should be run. I where the Circulation Manager’s and inspiration, but without fee techni­ Troy,our“ManagingEditor”here believe arguing with the Editor-in- feels he should be able to do. I stand opinion is expressed. —KL cal training to paint in perspective, his at fee Spur needs to get his priorities behind my Editor-in-Chief. 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John Kaleo Moves His Success from MC-R to Maryland j" ® T 3 • = Okay, sports fans—quiz time! * « Who holds the University of Mary­ (0 G*- CD CL land football team’s school records CO for single game yardage and comple­ *> “O Q_ tions? ■n CÜ 3 O Boomer Esiason, right? After all, I f >, he’s now one of the NFL’s super­ flj (0 c stars with the Cincinnatti Bengals. Q- p Answer: Wrong! CO c CD c CO How about Frank Reich, now of 3 o I O CL the Buffalo Bills? After all, he CD o CD (0 I— engineered the greatest comeback V) 3 CL in college football history against 03 n Q. Miami in 1984. CO CL CO CD Answer: Negative! u_ CD Well, how about Stan Gelbaugh. -C After all, he now starts for the Se­ § attle Seahawks, and was voted the I______I World League of American Football’s first “Most Valuable Player” in 1991. Virginia shattered school records. hairline fracture of his right fibula, At a try-out for the Big 33 game, His 56 attempts against N.C. State suffered in the previous week against an all-star game pitting Maryland To identify political correctness and Liberalism on campus also set a single season records. Penn State. andPennsylvania’sbest high school and provide a conservative (and politically incorrect) “His stats look real good,” said “It’s a very gratifying award to seniors, Kaleo caught the eye of perspective. To discuss political relevance in the university Maryland superback Mark Mason. have,” said Kaleo, who then gave Montgomery College-Rockville and prepare students for the political atmosphere of a four- “He’s brought us leadership, scram­ credit to his supporting cast. coach Phil Martin. year college. Jay Lichtenauer, President bling ability, and the ability to make Being named player of the week “He talked to mè, and right then Meetings every Friday at 3pm in room 127 big plays.” is especially satisfying to Kaleo and there I decided to give Mont­ of the Campus Center in Student Activities He also brought Maryland an because, in spite of a successful gomery a chance,” said Kaleo. “It honor no Terp has received since high school career at South River See DOUGLAS, p. 11

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j_L ¿ j. 3^) Knights Trounce Frostburg JV 37-0 Knights Look to Improve By Matthew Cahill offensively because we had so many The Knights benefitted again on Sports Editor second and third team guys in there another turnover, three plays later. and they were really raw.” QuarterbackStan Griffin frimbled and on Last Season’s Woes Although his team completely dis­ It was only fee second game in fee Knights gained possession at fee mantled fee Frostburg State Bobcats which fee back-ups played. They saw FSU lOyardline. An unsportsmanlike By Matthew Cahill fee court, he opens up everything JV September 27, Head Coach Phil action against Salisbury State JV, conduct call pushed them back to fee Sports Editor because he has a jump shot, he can Martin was not totally satisfied by fee where fee Knights also won handily 25. Wide out Jonathan Gibbs beat his drive, he can pass, and he’s a great 37-0 final. 45-0. man to fee comer for a 19-0 lead, wife Wife fee start of fee season less defender. So wife out him, we have Wife fee contest in hand 30-0 at fee FSU fumbled on their third play 4:22 left in fee half. than three weeks away, fee mens to stick it out wife freshman point half, Martin opted to give fee second from scrimmage and fee Knights re­ Deep in their own territory again, baketball team held open tryouts guard Dajuan Jordan who’s a very team a look. covered on fee Bobcat 19 yard line. this time at fee three, fee Bobcats October 20 attracting 20 hopefolls good player also,” said sophomore However, the second team failed to Five plays later, quarterback Carl fumbled when George Sledd broke competing for 12 roster spots. Brian Foiey. move fee ball. Their lone score came Walker, who completed 11 of 16 through fee line and drilled fee ball The only player returning from Foley sat out last year to work and after fee Bobcats center snapped fee passes for 90 yards and two touch­ carrier. Walker plunged over from last years squad is Joe Giove, who returned for his second and final year ball over punter Dan Gregory’s head. downs, spottedFreddieTemoney who fee one, two plays later. Holder Paul led fee team in scoring. Point guard of eligibility. Foley played on fee 7- Gregory recovered, but was smoth­ made a leaping grab in fee end zone. Staines took fee snap and turned fee Michael Jarvis will miss fee entire 13 Knights team in 1990. ered at his own six yard line. Fresh­ After exchanging punts and turn­ comer for fee twopoint conversion. season because he is acedemically A mass communications major, man running bade Johnnie Heard overs, fee Knights poured it on wife Wife fee clock running down and ineligable, which delivered the Foley preached unselfishness for fee carried fee trail over fee goal line fee 6:22remainingin the first half. Fresh­ fee Knights out of time outs, Walker Knights an early setback. 1992 teams success. following play. man running bade Rodney Stevens faked an injury feat allowed kicker “The loss of Mike Jarvis is a great “We need to play as a team. No “What was bad is feat we looked carried fee ball six times on a seven Geoff Pearce to make a 23 yarder and loss because he’s a great point guard T’s.’ Don’t get caught up in fee stats pretty ugly in fee second half,” Mar­ play drive feat totaled 38 yards for a give MC-R a insurmountable 30-0 and he opens up a lot of aspects on because we always have play ers who tin said. “We couldn’t really do much 13-0 lead. lead. fee floor. When he brings fee ball up worry about points and you don’t win games feat way. We got to stick together as a team and not have any baU hogs. Work hard and go to prac­ SELF-SERVE tice everyday and don’t cut comers and we’ll be okay, said Foley. OPEN UNTIL 9 PM Keeping players eligable has been difficult for fee Knights Head Coach Don Drown. After fall grades were F l a g s h i p distributed last season, eight players were dropped, leaving fee club wife just seven or sometimes six players. According to Foley, student-afe- CARWASH CENTER letes are enrolled in study programs. “It gives athelets a chance to go for free to take a study course and make "One Of The Largest Carwashes In America’ sure we keep our grades up so we don’t lose any members of fee team. Full Serve Brushless Carwash Plus We can’t afford to because we don’t . have an abundence of players on campus. Everybody has to go to class. 9 Bay Self-Serve Carwash & Detail Shop That’s what we’re here for anyway,” said Foley. 785 Hungerford Drive (Rt. 355) Jarvis could return in January wife ten games remaining but if he did, he Rockville (Next To Hechlngers) would waste an entire season of eligability, so he will wait until fee 738-2010 1993 season to suit up again. Foley, who works for Pepsi, said Hours: M-F 8:30-6 pm, Sat. 8-6 pm, Sun. 9-5 pm fee first hour of practice were condi­ tioning drills. Foley estimated feat 60-70% of fee players were in game shape. “They’reafewofus feeling down. We’re a little overweight We need to cut down a little bit and stop $ 2 . 0 0 drinking those soda’s,” said Foley as $40.00 $5.00 he nursed a Pepsi. “I’m a prime example.” Foley said Coach Drown OFF OFF encourges players to participate in a OFF summer league at Einstein High School in which fee players have to ULTIMATE ™ ULTIMATE" REGULAR pay. “It’s there if you want to. A lot of times you want to work anyway so DETAIL WASH BRUSHLESS it’s hard to play. Other than feat you play on your own,” he said. Reg. $159 Reg. $13.25 The early part of fee season will WASH prove to be difficult for fee Knights Which Includes: Which Includes: Reg. $7.00 wife seven of nine games on fee road. The first home game will be • Interior Shampoo • Wheel Bright Which Includes: November21 against Anne Arundel. • Engine Steam Clean •Under Wash • Armor All Treatment • Simoniz Poly Sealant •Vacuum Interior & Esterior • Armor All Tire Shine • Windows Cleaned • Buff and Compound •Vacuum • Towel Wipedown Exterior - 2 coats • Windows Cleaned Seal Camauba Wax Page 10 Montgomery College—Rockville SPUR Wednesday, October 28,1992

Matthew Cahill Braves and Jays Meet in Historical Series For the first time in World Series Braves, who bettered the Pittsburgh JackMorris, who is tryingtobecome as his ERA skyrocketed over 7.00 in issue comes out, but I like the Braves’ history, a team north of the border is Pirates in seven games. the first pitcher in history to throw four outings. Lonnie Smith drilled a chances to become only the sixth participating in the fall classic. Toronto entered Atlanta and split for three Series winners. full count heater to right field for a team in history to come from a 3-1 The Toronto Blue Jays fended off two games and headed home for a Morris aggravated fans when he grand slam in the top half of the deficit and win the championship. the Milwaukee Brewers and Balti­ three game stand. They edged out let his intentions be known, which eighth to send Morris to the showers Our Marine Color Guard majorly more Orioles for the American East the Braves in games three and four to caused people to believe he is play­ and the Braves to victory. screwed up when they inadvertently, flag and then hammered the Oak­ take a commanding 3-1 lead. But the ing for himself and not the team. With the Series going back to At­ or so they said, hung the Canadian land Athletics in the playoffs for the Braves battled back in game five However, this post season does not lanta for games six and seven, the flag up side down during the respec­ right to meet the fortunate Atlanta with a 7-2 pounding off Jays ace compare to his prior performances, series will be over by the time this tive national anthems before game two. President Bush addressed the crowd in Toronto to express his sor­ row and apologized for the Ameri­ can people. The Few, The Proud, The Cixelsyd. For the third straight year the Pi­ rates are home for Halloween. After Q r Halloween falling behind 2-0 and 3-1 in games, the Bucs never gave up and evened up the NLCS to force game seven. Probable MVP Barry Bonds fi­ nally awoke from his post season # 1 /È W coma in game five with two hits and more importantly, an RBI. Hie Pi­ rates continued the pounding on prob­ able Cy Young winner Tom Glavine in game six when they exploded for eight runs in the second inning be­ fore recording an out Bonds led the brigade with a lead-off homer and Jay Bell capped the scoring and Glavine with a three run homer. October 3 1 , 1 9 9 2 The Pirates sent hard luck ace Doug Drabek to the hill for the third time in game seven and he mastered the Choppers for eight innings with his off speed breaking ball. After Terry Pendleton led off the ninth with a double, Gold Glove Montgomery College, Rockville Campus secondbasemanJose Lind, who com­ mitted just six errors all season, u m ® kicked his third ball of the series on David Justice’s ground ball and the Pirates were done. Drabek panicked when he got away from his breaking ball and tried to overpower Sid a t 7PM Bream. Bream walked and so did Drabek. Manager Jim Ley land came under fire for leaving a tired Drabek in to Fine Arts Building start the ninth. His reasoning is simple; anyone who’s watched the Pirates this year knows they lack closer, and once again, it failed. Stan Belinda was greeted with a E n t r y : $ / p e r s o n blast off Ron Gant’s bat that Bonds 3 hauled in at the warning trade to score Pendleton from third. An out later, unlikely hero Francisco Caberra, “who” Francisco Caberra, who only had three hits and three $ 5/ c o u p l e RBI all season, punched a liner to left to score Justice and former Pirate Bream from second and the reserva­ tion Went nuts. For info: Raj TTiat’s the beauty of baseball; un­ likely heros and fantastic finishes.

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Douglas from p. 8 was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made in my life.” The decision was also beneficial to Martin, who acquired the miss­ ing ingredient to a very talented team. However, Kaleo suffered a broken thumb in the fourth game that year, curtailing a promising season for the freshman. “I was really down, because I was never out of football my whole life,” said Kaleo. “But I decided to stick it out, and everything turned out well.” Very well. The following year, Kaleo led the Knights to an un­ beaten regular season and the na­ tional junior college championship game, where they were beaten by MARC DOUGLAS Coffeyville (KS) Junior College. John Kaleo scrambles for yardage against Georgia Tech. Kaleo leads the Atlantic coast Conference in total offense, completions, pass Kaleo completed 61 percent of his attempts, and passing yards, passes for 2963 yards and 32 touch­ play football with.” ning from his own one yard line. give the Terps a 7-0 lead. However, role. It was a huge obstacle for me downs, helping the Knights score Although now recruited by vari­ On a freakish play, Kaleo desper­ he was unceremoniously yanked in to leap over this year.” 44.4 points a game, tops among ous Division 1 schools throughout ately tried to avoid a sack that would the second quarter by then Head Indeed, under new Maryland junior colleges. For his efforts, the nation, Kaleo opted to keep close have produced a safety for Syra­ Coach Joe Krivak. Kaleo only saw Coach Mark Duffner, Kaleo was Kaleo was named a first team JUCO to home by signing with Maryland. cuse. However, one problem oc­ mop-up duty for the rest of the sea­ given a second chance to silence his All-American and the 1990 junior His first year, however, was not a curred in his attempt to unload the son. critics. college player of the year. continuation of the success he had ball—a Syracuse player was right “He should, have had a chance “I always thought I could play “His success helped put Mont­ at Montgomery. on top of him. The Orangeman last year,” said Martin, upset at how Division 1 football, and now my gomery College on the map as far as Kaleo’s first experience as a Terp intercepted and scored on the play. his ex-player was treated. “He was dream has come due,” said Kaleo. football,” said Martin. “We owe a came in the worst possible scenario. Hie Terps lost the game, although like a scapegoat for their problems, “I’ve proven people wrong who lot to him. I’m very happy he chose Kaleo relieved incumbent Jim Kaleo showed glimpses of promise. but he really had little bearing (on thought John Kaleo couldn’t play at to come to Montgomery.” Sandwisch in the second half against The following week, Kaleo was Maryland’s 2-9 season).” this level, because I certainly can “We had a knack for winning, national powerhouseSyracuse. Inonly named the starter against West Vir­ “I don’t feel like discussing last play at this level. I’ve come a long and we wanted to win,” said Kaleo. his second series at the helm, Kaleo ginia. He played the first quarter, year,” said Kaleo. “There was a lot way, andnothing’sever been handed “We had as great group of guys to inherited poor field position, begin­ and threw a 35 yard touchdown to of confusion. I wasn’t sure df my tome.”

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