Nightspots #1058 • December 21, 2011 2011 Jesus Christ, What a Year!
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nightspots #1058 • December 21, 2011 2011 Jesus Christ, what a year! nightspots #1058 • December 21, 2011 1 From the Feb. 2 cover. Photos by Mel Ferrand, 1 Anthony Meade, Dave Ouano and Kirk. 2 From the July 20 cover. Photo by Kirk. 3 From the Dec. 7 cover. Photo by Kirk. 4 From the Mar. 30 cover. Photo by Kirk. 5 From the March 2 cover. Photo by Dan Paterno. 2 3 6 From the Jan. 19 cover. Photos by Kirk. 7 From the Apr. 13 cover. Photo by Anthony Meade. 8 From the Apr. 27 cover. Photo by Dave Ouano. 9 From the Oct. 12 cover. Photo by Anthony 6 Meade. 7 5 7 10 From the Nov. 23 cover. Photo by Kirk. 4 11 From the May 11 cover. Photo by Rick Aguilar. 12 From the July 6 cover. Photo by Erin Nekervis. 13 9 12 13 From the Oct. 26 cover. Photo by Anthony 11 Meade. 8 10 16 14 From the Aug. 17 cover. Photo by Dave Ouano. 17 18 15 From the May 25 cover. Photo by Chester 14 15 Munro. 16 From the Feb. 16 cover. Photo by Dave Ouano. 17 From the Sep. 28 cover. Photo by asl-media. 20 com. 19 22 18 From the Aug. 31 cover. Photos by Kristofer 18 21 Reynolds. 19 From the Nov. 9 cover. Photo by Anthony Meade. 24 24 20 From the Sep. 14 cover. Photo by Kirk. 23 21 From the Mar. 16 cover. Photo by Kirk. 24 22 From the June 8 cover. Photo by Kat Fitzgerald. 1 23 From the June 22 cover. Photos by Tracy Baim, Anthony Meade, Dave Ouano and Kirk. 24 From the Aug. 3 cover. Photo by Anthony Meade. PUBLISHER DIRECTOR OF NEW MEDIA Tracy Baim Jean Albright ASSISTANT PUBLISHER OFFICE Terri Klinsky Meghan Streit MANAGING EDITOR PHOTOGraphY Kirk Williamson Mel Ferrand, Kat Fitzgerald, Kirk, Kizzy, ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES Anthony Meade, Dave Ouano, DJ Res-5 Terri Klinsky, Kirk Williamson, Amy Matheny, CAST OF CHARACTERS Dave Ouano, Kirk Smid Andrew Davis, Homer Marrs, AK Miller, NATIONAL ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVE Marc “Moose”Moder, Jennifer Parello, Peter Pointers, Rivendell Media 212-242-6863 Randy Pubert Copyright 2011 Windy City Media Group/Lambda Publications Inc. All rights reserved. Reprint by permission only. Back issues available for $3 per issue (postage included). Return postage must accompany all manuscripts, drawings, and photographs submitted nightspots if they are to be returned, and no responsibility may be assumed for unsolicited materials. All rights to letters, art and photos sent to Nightspots/Windy City Times will be treated 5315 N. Clark St. #192, Chicago, IL 60640 as unconditionally assigned for publication purposes and as such, subject to editing and comment. The opinions expressed by the columnists, cartoonists, letter writers, and com- 773.871.7610, fax 773.871.7609 mentators are their own and do not necessarily reflect the position of Nightspots/Windy City Times. Publication of the name, photograph, or likeness of a person or organization www.WindyCityMediaGroup.com in articles or advertising in Nightspots/Windy City Times is not to be construed as any [email protected] indication of the sexual orientation of such person or organization. While we encourage readers to support the advertisers who make this newspaper possible, Nightspots/Windy City Times cannot accept responsibility for advertising claims. /nightspots That Guy by Kirk Williamson A year in pictures. Have fun and be safe this New Year’s Eve. If you’ve had as much fun as I have in 2011, I’d be astonished. You want proof? Start readin’ ... and see you in 2012! With Jake Shears at With Brian at With Stephen and Berlin. Cocktail. Candace at The Glenwood. With Joey at With Alan and John With Adam at North Jackhammer. at John L’s. End. With Todd at Parlour. With Sean and Bill at With Jerry at Scarlet. Stonewall Inn. Hugging a PFLAG mom With AK at Berlin. With Ray at at Pittsburgh Pride. Jackhammer. 8 nightspots December 21, 2011 nightspotsad_Layout 1 12/16/11 2:43 PM Page 1 The Music Box Theatre and Camp Midnight present your ticket to... NEW YEARS EVE ON THE S.S. POSEIDON! Special ‘70s screening of Cruisewear the 1972 Preferred! classic! DECEMBER 31 AT THE MUSIC BOX THEATRE! Get your ticket at musicboxtheatre.com! With all of your favorite celebrities! Your Ticket Includes: - Champagne toast at Midnight! - One free drink and extra party favors! - Hilarious running commentary through- out the movie! - Theater open until 2:00am to keep the party going! CREW Photos by Kirk COCKTAIL JOHN L’s Photo by Kirk Photo by Anthony Meade Photo by Dave Ouano Photo by Anthony Meade minibar Photo by Kirk 10 nightspots December 21, 2011 minibar DANCING ABOUT THE SECOND ANNUAL ARCHITECTURE MOOSIE by Marc “Moose” Moder AWARDS! Due to cutbacks, The 2nd Annual Moosies will not be held at The United Center, but reeled back to Nightspots Magazine. Also, it’s no longer open-bar. Send me $12 for every cocktail you drink while reading this column. Honor system, girl. On with the show. Best Album I Didn’t Want To Like: “On the Floor,” Britney’s “Hold It Against Me,” and David Guetta’s Nothing But The Beat. Guetta is one Rihanna’s “S&M.” While this was the year mash-ups of those guys that screams, “I’m a douche.” Is it the seemed to be over (Glee!), the true music lover hair or the fact that his previous knows some of the best producers like DJs From album was called Fuck Me, I’m Mars, Craig Vanity, Robin Skouteris, and Funk Avy the DJ? So I didn’t go into this are just getting it started. Google all of this. expecting much. The Sia track, of course, rocked my world. I’m Best Album of the Year: gay and a music writer. But then Florence + The Machine’s Ceremonials. Who’d subsequent tracks by Usher, have thought Flo could top her multiplatinum Jennifer Hudson and even Lungs? Well, I did, but I’m pretty Dev blew me out of the water! He’s a douche, and smart. Ceremonials takes what produced the Black Eyed Peas, but he Beat me. you loved about Lungs and turns it up and makes it even Genre Of the Year: more passionate and magical. Hip-Hop. Ya, I said it, boyyyzz. Since the early ‘90s Spellbinding. Runners-up: Kelly hip-hop hasn’t had such creative times. Stellar Clarkson’s Stronger (her best albums this year by Drake (my next husband), Lupe album yet) and Lady Gaga’s Fiasco, Childish Gambino and Kanye West have flawed but still great Born This Way. renewed my love for the genre. Two years ago I thought hip-hop was dead. It is alive, breathing and And finally, since I’m such a bitch, kicking ass. Get into it. Worst Of the Year: So many, I just can’t choose. Should it be Rihanna’s forgettable Talk That Talk, Gender of the Year: Metallica and Lou Reeds sh!tstorm Lulu, Bjork’s Women. No surprise the biggest movie of the year snoozefest Biophilia or Erasure’s sad attempt at was Bridesmaids and the biggest and best albums hipness with Tomorrow’s World? No, the most this year were by Adele, Gaga, Kelly Clarkson, Katy offensive travesty is the usually Perry (gross) and Florence + The Machine. Girls run consistent Beyonce’s 4. B the world, and the charts. Now let’s see if we can get submitted 72—yes, 72—tracks these girls to rock. to her label and THIS is what we end up with? When you have to Artistic Comeback Of the Year: go through the album looking Tori Amos and Kate Bush. I’m tossing them in for catchy tracks, something’s together since Tori took Kate’s career when she wrong. Not a chorus, not a hook. wasn’t using it. Both ladies had their best CDs in a Nothing. Go have your family, take a break, and decade or more: Tori with her classical Night of the come back fighting. It’s in you! Hunter and Kate with her back-to-basics 50 Words for Snow. Thank you so much for attending The Moosies. See you next year and don’t forget to tip your editor. Mash-up Of the Year (tied): “Your First Time On the Edge of Glory” by Adele, Get links to all Moose’s picks at www. Lady Gaga and The Script (a gloriously uplifting danceaboutarc.wordpress.com number that will get any workout or dancefloor going full-speed) and “Against the Floor” with J-Lo’s 12 nightspots December 21, 2011 WISHING YOU A HAPPY AND HEALTHY 2012! 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