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Vol. 77 No. 10 Denver, Colorado November 9, 1994

Sports Extravaganza: Women's Soccer Goes to Final Four by James Dougherty but failed to make it past Campbell. the right guess that a save can be made. of '94's World Cup Champions when Staff Reporter When asked about how she made such a Then, at the end of the ten shots, the team they chanted "Tetra Campeao" (four time performance, Campbell exclaimed, "I with the most goals wins. World Cup Champions) after beating The Men's Varsity Soccer barbecue, was really pumped and nervous for the Regis, however, didn't even need to Italy in a shoot out. Like Regis, Brazil the Channel Four news crew, and the whole two hours." Such alertness must shoot their fifth penalty kick since SSU had dominated the whole game only to concessions stand all supplemented to the have been the key to her near-perfect ex­ had already missed two shots when Amy face Italy in a shoot out that comes down big turnout last Saturday. Regis, for the ecution. Giltner put in Regis' fourth attempt. to little more than luck. first time in their history as a NCAA However, Division II Team, played Sonoma State Regis wasn't able,------~~------~~~======-=- University of California for a shot at the to capitalize fur- ~""- ., National Final Four. Sonoma State, five ther, and the game ' · time NCAC Champs, suffered a 3-1 loss continued into early in the year to Regis. In the first half, overtime with the Regis controlled the ball so much that score tied. The first Sonoma's offense was little more than two overtime peri­ an occasional fast break. Several shots ods lasted fifteen off of corner kicks by Katie Crespo and minutes a piece. near scores by Tonya Anderson on the Regis again con­ goalie's right kept the crowd on its toes. trolled the ball but Disappointingly though, the game re­ was unable to capi­ mained a scoreless tie at halftime. talize, and the The second half looked to be much score remained of the same scoreless story until Regis' tied throughout defense relayed the ball up field to Jenny overtime and sud­ O'Brien who assisted Tatum Mahoney den death. In sud­ for the score. The goal was an awesome den death, which display of Regis' teamwork, especially consists of two when O'Brien was able to make the pass more fifteen back to Mahoney after she had acceler­ minute periods, the ated past her. Regis' lead didn't last long, first team that however, as three minutes later Sonoma's scores wins. Yet, Brandi Yates, #21, scored off of a re­ after thirty more minutes of play, Regis Women's Soccer team head to Final Four in New Hampshire bound. Dani Campbell had just blocked a shot off of a comer kick when the ball the score still remained 1-1. Other shots made by Jen Murguia, Tatum The team now faces a trip to New bounced back to Yates for the scoring at­ Finally, the game had to be decided Mahoney, and Sonya Pressnitz secured a Hampshire to play Quincy from Illinois tempt. by a shoot out. In a shoot out, both teams five to four win for Regis and a shot at this Friday, and if they win, Regis ad­ Regis' goalie, Dani Campbell, was shoot five penalty kicks. Each penalty the National Title. vances to the NCAA Division II National definitely the star of the day with four­ kick is shot by a different player, and the The game ended with the crowd Championship game the following Sun­ teen saves, some of which were no less two teams rotate after every shot. This chanting "Final Four!" signifying Regis' day. As Dani Campbell put it, "it's a than spectacular. On one occasion, process really leaves the goalie to rely advancement to the Finals where they dream come true," not only for her but Campbell stopped Yates cold on one of on fate, since the shots are coming from will compete as one of the top four Divi­ for the rest of Regis also. Sonoma's fast breaks. Yates was all alone so close. It's only if the goalkeeper makes sion II teams in the nation. It was an echo Students Frolic in Sno-w The Spirit of Halloween Thursday, November 3, the Class huge snowball fight. The class represen­ by Meggin Caylor Representatives sponsored the First Snow tatives then served hot chocolate with Staff Reporter of the Year party. This was a chance for marshmallows. On October 31, College Events Council put on a Safe Neighborhood Trick-or­ those who had never seen snow, and those About 150 people showed up to play Treat in order to provide children a protected environment to have fun. The entire who are well versed in snowtime activites in the snow and get buy their t-shirts. The T-shirts, one for $13, and (here's a great campus participated in the event. Students, administration, and faculty could be deal) two for $20, have Calvin and seen decked out in the Halloween spirit. Hobbes having a snowball fight with the Flyers and letters were taken to the principals of ten elementary schools to words Regis University on them. There inform them of the corning event. The Regis faculty were given letters telling are still a few shirts available. To pur­ them to expect about 400 kids. By the end of the day, 600-800 kids had tromped chase one, contact one of the class rep­ the campus dressed as everything from a bumble bee to Kris-Kross, with the most resentatives or buy them at lunch time popular costume of the year being the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Many in the student center. offices found that their candy supply was not sufficient and were forced to go out This was a big success for the class and buy more. representatives, who have been planning Michelle Zagorsky, Director of College Events Council, received the candy for this event since the beginning of the year. much of the festivities as donations from area stores. College Events Council and Executive Board greeted the parents and their children at the Student Center, and Eliza Street and Laura Roedema enjoy the snow They were just waiting for the weather to help them with their plans. Says Fresh­ steered them in the right direction. This was the last of CEC's programs for this semester and was "a very good to gather in the quad for some fun with man class representative Konstantin way to round out the semester" claimed Zagorsky. The event was larger than it has the snow. Zecevic, "It was a lot of fun, and I rec­ ever been. Safe Neighborhood Trick-or-Treat was successful because it provided The evening started out with snow ommend that everyone should buy a T­ area children with a secure environment while involving Regis students, faculty, football, and then progressed into one shirt to remember that night." and staff in their surrounding community. Page 2, Highlander, Novembei: 9, 1994

Letters

because I'm "buddy, buddy" with him year. The resident lived in the same Dear Regis Letters to the Editor or any other Campus Life Director but hall but was not a member of the because I worked hard to earn it. I can R.A. 's wing. Did the R.A. suffer any Please send letters to: say that I feel like Jim respects me all consequences for this act? No. The Community: Editor {DJ c/o The Highlander the same as a leader. He has never person remained an R.A. throughout 3333 Regis Blvd. personally threatened me with the the rest of the year. However, there was What's Happening Denver, CO 80221 termination of my job nor has he ever another student who made prank phone suggested to me that I would not calls to a Desk Clerk and was on Campus McCormick Not receive a position by speaking out suspended for a semester. What's up about a controversial issue. with that? by Anthony J. Bonino After examining my fear of Jim Campus Life is aware that I do not Director of Public Relations a Mythical God McCormick, I realized it was not like them. Watch Jim McCormick founded in fact but heavily influenced cringe when you mention my name. Greetings and Salutations once Dear Editor, by rumor. I fear only the mythical god My problem is not specifically with again fellow Righteous Regis Rangers. him or what they have done to me. I The overwhelming support of campus My name is Angela O'Dorisio. I am image that students have created am appalled at how they can operate so activities in the past few weeks has currently the PEPRA in West Hall. I around him. As a student body, we easily without a system of ethics with enabled me once again to bring you am also a member of the Campus Wide need to reexamine our perceptions of the mind set to serve self. "Men and what's going on, on-campus. When I Leadership Program and participate in both Jim and the Campus Life system. women in service of others," to echo first started this column, I really didn't many other campus activities. I'm How much of his image is reality, and the Jesuit Tradition. Not even! think anyone would read it, but now I writing this Jetter in response to the how much of it is created by us I came to Regis because I thought know three people have read it: my current concerns regarding the power (students)? it, as a University, would operate on a mom, my grandmother, and the Layout of the Campus Life Office and more code of ethics. I was wrong. Many Editor. But what the heck? I'll inform specifically, Mr. Jim McCormick. P.S.--I want everyone to know that people have answered my concern, you guys and girls about what's going As you can see, I'm part of this I wrote this letter out of my own "The same things happen at every on. organization/department. I can concerns regarding this issue. Jim other university in the nation." This On Wednesday, the 9th, our honestly say that in the three years that McCormick did not, in any way, may be true. But, we do not have that Rangers take on the always evil United I have been here at Regis, I have influence my decision to write it. excuse available to us. We are not just States Air Force Academy, in uniforms always feared the power of Jim a state university. We are a Jesuit that our tax dollars bought. So go see McCormick. However, my fear does Sincerely, University and have a certain ideal to your tax dollars go right down the not stem from the man himself. My Angela O'Dorisio uphold. "Men and women in service of drain as the Volleyball team downs the fear is generated by the rumors others." We are a University that is Fighting Falcons. surrounding him. I truly feel that the representative of the Catholic Church. On Thursday, the 10th, the biggest "so called" power of Mr. McCormick Do you see these ideals operate on our thing this semester is the comes from the students. Let's face it, Campus? We had a National Coming MASTERCARD STAR SEARCH. It we (the student body) have made him Out Day. Granted, the Catholic Church will be held in the lovely Marriott into a mythical god, who supposedly is not against Lesbians and cafeteria, where the entertainment will controls all activities here at Regis. What About Homosexuals, neither am I, but the surely be better than the food. Come Granted, his positions and involvement Catholic Church does not condone nor and be discovered right here at Regis on this campus are very wide-spread. Ethics? promote the lifestyle. Now, you may University. Many leadership positions on campus disagree with the Catholic Church. But, On Friday, the Hth, our Rangers come out of the Campus Life Office. as a University, we must stand in are on the move again, this time all the However, in actuality, how many of Dear Editor: accord with the teachings. This is a way down to METRO. Come and these positions are determined solely flagrant violation. If I am wrong in my watch the volleyball team flush the by him? I can't think of one position I have been a student at Regis since statement about the Catholic Church's plumbers from Metro at 7:00 p.m. at that Mr. McCormick directly the first semester of my freshman year. position, please correct me. This is just Metro. determines. He is often involved in the I have recently read the bickering one example of what I am talking On Sunday, the 13th, observe the selection process, but he does not going back and forth in the Highlander. about. Sabbath, keep holy the Lord's day, and control who gets what position. Most When I first came to Regis, I shared in My message to Campus Life is: I'll see you at church. I am taking positions require an interview process the "Campus Life is Oh So Great" rather than conducting a witch hunt names and sending them home to your involving committees which usually attitude. I had a great R.A. which and doing damage control to remove parents if you're not there. include students. contributed to my outlook. But, I the deviants who dare to say something On Monday, the 14th, the ever so On the issue of actual power, it is slowly watched her change as she against you, turn your investigation popular student government will meet important to examine the structure of climbed the Campus Life Ladder of inward. Examine whether or not the as always at 4:30 p.m. in the Science this campus. We are one of the very Opportunity. Then, I started to notice people you choose to fill your Amphitheater, please feel free to come few campuses in the United States that how the wheels turn. positions, students and especially staff, and voice your opinion. Tell them is almost directly run by students. I was an officer on HGB (now Hall lead an example through their actions Anthony sent ya. Also on Monday, Almost all campus social activities are Council). What a joke! Our concerns, and words of moral values, rather than PRE-REGISTRATION begins for the organized and directed by students. goals, and ideas never materialized into values of the Almighty Campus Life. Our residence halls are a perfect anything. Last year in the dorms, I Spring of 1995. Wow! On Tuesday, the 15th, Soup and example of student influence. The never even noticed the effects of Hall Sincerely, Scripture will be going on at 5:00 p.m. administration has empowered our Council impacting my life as a Catherine Lohner student body in many ways. The real resident. It was only a step on the in the Life Directions Center kitchen. Class of 1995 power of action and change lies in our Campus Life ladder to more "glorious What's cooking? Ask Father John. Also on Tuesday evening, the ever popular own hands. positions." I will be the first to admit that there I then became a Desk Clerk and movie, "Surviving the Game'' will be are many students on this campus who watched things happen that were awful. played in the Science Amphitheater. strive to impress Jim. I am not one of There was an R.A. who slept with a It's sponsored by PAC. Be there, or not. those students. I got my position not freshman the first week of school last May the force be with you fellow Righteous Regis Rangers. I'll see you around at the many campus activities HIGHLANDER Staff that are being put on ... for you. Good luck and God Bless all of you. Amy Everitt ...... Editor-in-Chief Lisa Lombard ...... Ad Manager Photographers ...... Konstantin Zecevic, Gabriel Diaz. The Fine Print: Nandini Stocker ...... Layout Editor Heather Baniszewski ...... Media Paul Grahm...... Relations Board Member The Regis University Highlander is an Columnists ...... open forum for anyone who wishes to Tim Louie .... Entertainment Editor express his or her mind. The opinions of the Dr. Kevin Maly ... Faculty Advisor David Card. Jaimie Birge. Fr. John authors of the letters or articles may or may Julie Norntny ...... Copy Editor Ylmells. Derek & Matt. Public not necessarily be the oplnion of the Staff Writers ...... Relations Council. College Demo­ Highlander staff. Jim Dougherty. Meggin Caylor. crats. and College Republicans. The Highlander will continue to give Stuart Foster ...... Sports Editor anyone, regardless of race, creed, gender, Stephanie Nevin. Debbie Upmeier. age, or status the opportunity to say what he Gordon Ste\\ ard ...... Photo Editor Stn e Aschoff. Mario Eason. Workstudy ...... or she feels needs to be said. Andy Hart. kn Jahnke. Emmett Venus Riaz. Melinda Padilla. Our purpose is strictly to serve the Regis \1cCabe. \1att McClory. John Community. Anyone who has concerns should contact Amy Everitt, Editor-in-Chief Kujawski. at 458-4152. November 9, 1994, Highlander, Page 3

Editorials&Conunentary

fulfillment in your life and helping to question, "How ought we to live?" The From the Editor: Service create positive change in our world is answers to this question are varied and not only possible, it is essential. "Work multiple but are not provided as part of Here we are at issue ten, and I for Justice" and "Teach for Peace" the Regis University education. Rather, Scenes have yet to introduce you to the were bumper stickers popular in the the tools with which we answer this people who make everything all 1980's and are still seen on some cars. question are found in the framework of by Jaimie Birge possible. So, readers, meet my staff. But these are more than socially/ the Regis education. These tools My layout editor, Nad Stocker, is politically correct expressions. They include our intellect, examination and a genius on the computer and a Murder of children in South are values that reflect what it is we as grounding of values, understanding of layout master. Where would I be Carolina ... Uprisings in Chiapas ... Riots people in a global community have a commitment to service, and action. without her? I also have the great in Guatemala ... Black student progress responsibility to invoke. And as The ways we will use these tools are as opportunity to work with the queen scarce in DPS ... U.S. submarines chased varied as the answers to the question. of punctuation, Ms. Julie Novotny. from Russian water... Some of us will exercise our Does that girl know her comma It is easy to see from reading understanding of the answers by splices, or what? headlines in any recent newspaper that "Finding fulfillment immersing ourselves in service work. I'm sure by now you've all read we live in a troubled world. Where is Some of us will apply these answers in your life and the thoughtful and always intriguing the good news? Some argue that there through our careers. Others will commentary by the Sport's Editor, is truly good news and that it is a helping to create employ these answers by integrating Stuart Foster. Thanks Stu and keep matter of focussing on what is good in work and service. Regardless of the positive change in our 'em coming. the world. "It's too depressing," some various methods, our single most Tim Louie, Entertainment Editor say, "to focus on the troubling news. important connection with one another world is not only and bowler extrodinaire, spruces up It's overwhelming." Others will say is our pursuit of Justice and Fulfillment every issue with his entertainment that none of us can be authentically possible, it is for all people. This is the rudder which notes. When he's not asking Nad out happy until all of us can live lives of will guide us away from the essential.'' on a date, he hooks us all up with fulfillment. The struggle to find a niche complacency of solely focussing on the pagers. between these two positions can be bad news and towards the fulfillment Gordo is the greatest photo editor onerous in itself and can compel a of being a participant in mending our this side of the planet. Thanks for the person to give up the struggle and drift students, faculty, and staff at a Jesuit fractured world. 6:30 am photos. into a mundane state. But there is a institution, these are our mission. Many I would also like to thank all of place to go that isn't overwhelming or people are part of the Regis SERVICE IS THE RENT WE PAY the columnists, Dave, Jaimie, Fr. comfortable. This "place" is in your Community because the essence of a FOR SPACE ON THE PLANET John and Derek & Matt, you are the action. It is in what you bring to others. Jesuit education is to practically apply sunshine of my life. It is in what you understand. Finding answers to the fundamental human

Open Mind Forum: RU College Democrats Political Activisnt and Awareness a Necessity by Nandini Stocker President, College Democrats

Recently, I asked some of the party politics, do not even have an President Bill Clinton comments on election. Finally, during the spring people on the College Democrats roster interest in learning about how their those within the organization that take semester, College Democrats will be why they had not yet attended one of country's government functions or action, " ... College Democrats of coordinating a series of group our meetings since signing up. The what affects them directly. This is what America's electoral and legislative discussions on various topics. response was always something to the is so puzzling: why don't people take efforts demonstrate a strong Students can also read the local effect of: "I don't really know if I am a action--especially if they have things to commitment to a better America. I urge papers or visit the Dayton Memorial Democrat" or, "I'm not into politics." complain about? students to join the fight."* Library to discover the array of They, of course, were not seen The Preamble as stated in the College Democrats is simply a political and legal journals that attending College Republican meetings Constitution of College Democrats at group of students who share the subscriptions of which have been or forming their own College Regis University illustrates some of the common ideals of the Democratic generously provided. Finally, College Unaffiliated and/or Politically measures in which a student should be Party and most importantly, believe Democrat meetings always include a Confused Group of Regis University. politically active: strongly in political involvement and small discussion on current state and They, like many other students, are national issues. In addition, with a simply ignorant of politics and are connection to our national headquarter afraid to become involved in anything President Bill Clinton comments on office, we have regular updates and in particular because of their lack of discussions on current happenings at knowledge. those within the organization.that take our nation's capital. If one were to take The general negative attitude action, " ... College Democrats of advantage of all opportunities offered toward politics today, especially on this to him, one could apply for internships campus, needs to be addressed. Americas electoral and legislative in the state legislature, and even in Although I haye a bias, being a Washington, D.C. to learn first hand Democrat in ideology and in action, I efforts demonstrate a strong commitment what goes on in this country's would like to examine the issues of government. political apathy, political awareness, to a better America. I urge students to The important thing is simply to and how people can take advantage of take part in the opportunity given to us their opportunities in politics. 1ozn the fight. " by our forefathers to express our minds It is puzzling to try to understand and become directly involved in the the apathy displayed by students action. Being a part of party politics civic process that affects all of us in toward politics in today's society. An "In order to promote a better only strengthens a person's own beliefs some way or another. important aspect of being a scholar is America, with equality, opportunity, and in addition, makes it possible for a As collegiate scholars, each and the comprehension of one's and freedom within a just and great deal more initiative on the every one of us has the opportunity to government and one's role in that strong society, we dedicate activist's part by providing learn and express our ideas, but to take process. The apathy toward the ourselves to organizing the opportunities for political expression. action on those ideas is what we should Democratic Party can be partially participation of Democratic college Students can take several measures take the initiative to do. The College explained by some of the negative students at Regis University. As to educate themselves about politics. Democrats group wishes to increase images that the Party has. However, college students, we call for action As students at Regis University, there participation and interest of anyone, liberal thought and ideals possessed by based on principles and for is already a plethera of opportunity to party lines aside. We educate our a person should not change even if principles backed by action. As become informed. Aside from the members about party affairs, but we their political party is having troubles. Democrats, we pledge ourselves to content of individual classes, the strive to educate the student population The ideas are still the same. One can continue the great thoughts of our political science and history professors of every college and and university across the country about critical issues hold on to their beliefs and, in an effort party and to bring forth new ideas are always lecturing on pertinent within politics that affects them. to solve the problem, can use those to keep that tradition alive. As political issues. Recently, Dr. Terry It is true in politics more than in ideals to help reshape and reform their citizens of today and leaders of the Schmidt spoke on the Haiti situation. any other aspect of life--"Action party. Party politics are only one means future, we shall strive to shape our In addition, Senator Gallagher of the speaks louder than words." of political expression. However, many Party, communities, states and Communications Department spoke at *From the College Democrats files. people, while not paying attention to nation .. . " an informational discussion on the Page 4, Highlander, November 9, 1994 Entertaintnent&Feature

Bonnie's Movie Review Clyde's All Time Great Movie Review by Bonnie by Clyde

No matter what you say, Mr. Entertainment Editor, I refuse to go to therapy with Here it is, hot off the presses, the only one to read, Clyde's review of Franken­ Clyde. Though we did promise you a movie review on Mary Shelley's Franken­ stein. Despite having to attend the movie in the pre~ence of tha~ clumsy broad, stein, I refuse to write one with that goober, Clyde. Bonnie "the bottle dropping wonder," I was able to enJoy the movie. He ruined my whole movie experience. I was really looking forward to seeing We originally planned for the 9:55 p.m. movie at the Tivoli, but Bonnie was another one of Kenneth Brannagh's (Henry V, Dead Again, Peter's Friends) star­ doing her makeup so we missed it and ended up at the 12:30 a.m. show. De- ring/directing films. He always comes through with a tremendous cinematic perfor­ spite Bonnie's long attempt at getting ready, and I mean attempt, she mance. looked as appealing as Frankenstein's creation. We tried to view the 9:50 p.m. show on opening night, (I say tried because Kenneth Brannagh played Dr. Victor Fran- Clyde wouldn't get his act together to buy the tickets in advance), but the show was kenstein, and RobertDeNiroplayed sold out. Then, we decided to go to the 10:40 p.m. showing, but that was sold out, t h e monster (the grue- too. (Clyde is such a slacker.) So, we bought advance tickets to the 12:30 p.m. show. n ~ ft: C. some thing that re- ~ t, "\ eC. ~ sembled Bonnie Finally, after getting some dinner (Clyde always thinks of his stomach t 1 first), we went back to the Tivoli, and sure enough, the 12:30 1 /' etis e),: ~ last Friday night). p.m. show was sold out. Thanks to my quick thinking a 11ftl'- c.el.'-S The movie few hours earlier, we had advance tickets. r II" ;l V was very well done. The The movie was really well done, ' s f eu. ending was the beginning and end- with spectacular perfor­ 111 n\le'Y c.ca.t ing to the movie. Huh? Go see. mances by the actors: ~' "~ ;le V Robert DeNiro was spectacular! He made me re- Kenneth Brannagh as 11 -Vt J :,. ~ c\~ \,,\. alize the importance of friendship and the need for "inclusion" Dr. Victor Franken­ II" I !} ""J (CA 280, Dr. Maly). I felt sorry for the monster because all he wanted stein, Robert DeNiro as ~ e was a friend and somebody who was like him. But because of his terrible looks, Frankenstein's monstrous rt::t\.). he was outcast. Kenneth Brannagh was incredible as Frankenstein. You could feel creation, and Helena '1l.. 0 ~ • B o n h a m his passion for science and the immense disgust, yet respect, for the thing he had Carter (Lady Jane, \1 Howard's End) as created. The entire cast was awesome! Frankenstein's stepsister and fiancee. There was also a won­ Despite the length of the movie (two-plus hours), I was never bored, in bad derful portrayal of Dr. Frankenstein's medical school friend by company, yes, but not bored. I have to agree with Bonnie in that the movie was Tom Hulce (Amadeus). comparable to the original novel by Mary Shelley. But next week, I'm going to see The cinematography and make-up effects in the film put all to shame (and scared a movie with somebody who doesn't drop "soda" all over the place and have the the pants off Clyde). Frankenstein's monster made one pity him for his predica­ bottle rolling around during the entire movie. And those belches! You freak! ment, all while hating him for all the havoc he caused. Maybe if Clyde hadn't kept To the Entertainment Editor: You still owe me money for that last worthless jabbing me in the side with his elbow, I would have been able to take a drink of my session with Bonnie! "soda" and not spilled it all over the floor and the people in front of me. Back to Frankenstein, the monster (and Clyde) scared the living daylights out of me. Then Entertainment Editor's Note: So the sessions haven't be going well. I have again, wouldn't Clyde scare anybody? asked Bonnie to admit to her little "soda" drinking problem. If she does not get All in all, the movie was really well-made, really scary, and did justice to the help on this problem the S*@T will hit the fan. Clyde on the other hand has original novel by Mary Shelley. I enjoyed it even if the company left much to be joined a dating service. Things are going well for Clyde, in fact, he had his first had. date with an unknown "JUNKIE" yesterday. Clyde I am really proud of you. Mr. Entertainment Editor: That's the last time that you're going to force me to Bonnie on the other hand, just say "NO" and things will go O.K Bonnie is still associate with HIM, isn't it? the light of my life. Can't the two of you just get along as friends??!! Blues Traveler Plays CU on Hallo-ween by Andy Hart Entertainment Reporter

For those of you who are not famil­ Halloween. After some "ohhhs" and ets to all of next season's concerts at Red and glow sticks were thrown through the iar with Blues Traveler, they are a band "ahhs" from the crowd, they proceeded Rocks. The costume contest was pretty air. The band then went into "Alone," one from New York that is known for their to jam. John Popper (lead vocals, har­ good entertainment, although it did drag of their most recognizable songs. The live performances. They put on a tremen­ monica, twelve string acoustic guitar) on for a while. The crowd started to get song turned out to be a massive sing dous show at the CU Fieldhouse on Oc­ went off. Popper is famous for his abil­ restless. Chants for the return of Blues along. For me, the highlight of the show tober 31, Halloween. I was one of the ity to play the harmonica like no one else, Traveler could be heard throughout the was the jam during "Mountain Cry." The lucky people who had the privilege of as well as his incredible vocal range. The Fieldhouse. In case anyone is interested, band brought on a guest guitarist. The witnessing an incredible display of tal­ band seemed to be feeding off of the the winning costume was a psychedelic guest guitarist had duels with Popper's ent. crowd's energy. Some highlights from the mushroom. harmonica as well as Chan Kinchia's The opening band, The Aquarium first set were a cover of "Low Rider" and The second set did not disappoint. guitar. The jam rivaled those of the Grate­ Rescue Unit, got the show started off a groovin' version of "Slow Change." Popper, a master at getting crowds "fired ful Dead and Phish. The evening turned right. They got the crowd excited for, The first set was only a preamble for what up," set the crowd off with his mesmer­ out to be a magical one. Blues Traveler what seemed to me, an incredible night was in store. izing harmonica. The band did an incred­ put on one of the most extraordinary dis­ of music. After a short break, Blues Trav­ For the audience's intermission en­ ible version of "But Anyway." The audi­ plays of music I have ever seen. eler came out. They came on stage tertainment, there was a costume contest. ence started to jump around. To add to dressed up in lavish costumes to celebrate The winner was awarded a pair of tick- the pandemonium, rolls of toilet paper A Play Revie-w:'' Ay, Cotnpadre'' by Steven Aschoff Linda and Daniel are going through Linda, he's concocting get-rich-quick mid-life crisis and menopause, but it is Entertainment Reporter a period of soul searching in their lives. schemes trying to secure his American written and performed in such a manner Their son Steve has left home, and the dream. This "colorful," yet fiery couple, that it can, and will, be enjoyed by all "Ay, mi com padre, I got las couple is left alone together for the very she donned in leopard skin tights, he in a who experience it. It paints a great por­ ganas!" .. .lndeed! This frequently re­ first time. The flame has gone out in what tacky cheap suit with a leather vest, are trait of a culture rich in tradition and peated confession, from the play "Ay, was once an ignited marriage. They want the comic relief of the play. pride. Who knows? You may just learn Compadre" by Rudolfo Anaya, basically to get away from it all, re-kindle the fire, This bi-lingual comedy, by the author some Spanish, if you have "una gana" means, "Oh, my friend, I got desires!" take a trip to Mexico, and find out what of such works as Bless Me Ultima and for a great time. This "very adult comedy" is currently went wrong. Enter Helen and Iggy. Legend of La Llorona, is a hilariously ••••••••••••••••••• playing Thursday, Friday, and Saturday "Where the Hell did the romance entertaining, yet culturally enlightening, : Go to movies & nights at 8:00 p.m. through November go?" screams a tipsy and hilarious Helen, work performed beautifully by the people 12 at El Centro Su Teatro, 4725 High played by Benita Muniz, the aunt of at El Centro Su Teatro. What made it : concerts, see plays & Street. What an experience! Regis' own Mario Eason, as she slurps even more special was that the night I • operas! Become an This is the story of two families liv­ from the always full glass of red wine saw it, Rudolfo Anaya was in the audi­ ing next to each other in "the burbs" which seems to be attached to her hand. ence enjoying it just as much as the rest : Entertainment who've left the "barrio" in search of the Iggy, Helen's husband, is one horny of us. • Reporter. "American way of life" (whatever that compadre! When he's not hitting on "Ay, Compadre" deals with issues • Call Venus @4152. means). other women, namely his "comadre" associated with an older generation, like • ••••••••••••••••••• November 9, 1994 Highlander, Page 5

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SPORT Regis University Club Soccer a Success

by Debbie Upmeier Craig's goal-keeping left the crowd in HIGHLANDER Co­ Sports Reporter awe. Regis shut out the Air Force in both games! Did I forget to mention that those The Regis Club Soccer team has a teams are Junior Varsity teams from Di­ Athletes of the Week good blend of guys who play especially vision I and that they practice five days Name: Jenny O'Brien well together. Last year, they were 0-8- a week? I guess it just slipped my mind Sport: Women's Soccer 2. This year, they are 16-3. What a dif­ for a minute. Year: Sophomore ference a year makes! Regis' Club team Another wonderful game was played Number: 11 practices twice a week with their games on October 30 against Colorado Chris­ Hometown: Sioux City, SD on the weekends. The teams they usu­ tian. They obviously knew that Regis was Position: Forward ally play are the Junior Varsities from a tough team because they brought down other schools. The differences between six of their varsity players, including their Jenny O'Brien has been chosen as club and Junior Varsity teams are that you goalie. Our good old Rangers defeated one of the Highlander Athletes of the have to try out for Junior Varsity, and you them 3-2! Their season is coming to an Week because she has helped her team practice five times a week. The club end, but they will be leaving their mark. to the National Final Four Soccer team also provides a chance for some The club team would be ranked in Championship in New Hampshire. players to red shirt. Among the players the league, but due to mix-ups, they are O'Brien leads her team in goals for red shirting this year are Ryan Solis, Dan going to have to wait until next year. the season and has been a leader on Tompsett, and Marcos Rodriguez. They do not get the credit they deserve the field for the Rangers. Good luck These men have won all the tourna­ and neither does Bradd Greenwood. He to Jenny and the rest of the team for L------__J ments they have been in. In Steamboat, is the leading scorer. Although not on the hopes of their returning victorious. they got first place surpassing six other team, there is also another very impor­ teams. tant person who has attended every single Name: Derek Dilts The team's 4-4-2 formation definitely game. The whole team would like to Sport: Men '.s Soccer contributes to their victories. Players al­ thank Nick's better half: Thanks Ben! Year: Junior ways have their favorite games. A few Coaches Comer: Number: l that will stick out in these players minds The team doesn't have a formal Hometown: Dallas, TX are the University of Colorado, Colorado coach, but Dan Tompsett has been con­ Position: Keeper Christian, and the two Air Force games. sidered the coach all season. He ran into At the University of Colorado, Solis had problems with eligibility for the Division a tremendous cross with 40 seconds left. II regulations. Although that was a dis­ Derek Dilts has also been chosen Leaving the CU defense mystified as it appointment, he feels "being able to play Highlander Athlete of the Week for his goaled into the top corner. Putting the soccer and meet some good blokes was great performances against Ft. Lewis final score to 4-1. The defense displayed worth it." The team's advisor is Owen and University of Denver. Dilts is a by Tompsett, Nick the "Kingsley," Schreffler, also the Varsity Assistant returning regional All-American and Hornjng, Gray, and Gunner at both of the Coach. Schreffler attends all the games has been playing with a severe stress Air Force games was fearless. "Crazy" that don't conflict with the varsity games. fracture in his right leg. J Intrainurals, lntrainurals, Intram.urals, Intram.urals

by Emmett McCabe note. Thanks to all who participated! is exciting and very close. A blistering captains. If you need a schedule to find Outdoor Intramural Volleyball is of­ Don't forget about indoor volleyball. 1050 total pins by team CO-ED NAKED out when your team plays, schedules are ficially over! The defending champs have Game times are Wednesdays at 7:00 and puts them in first place. CO-ED NAKED in the campus life office and the snack once again earned the championship title 8:00 p.m. Even if you are not on a team, was led by Tom Lastrom with a 207 av­ bar. and bragging rights to call themselves the be sure to come by the ALC gym, and erage. In second place is Team Patterson best. Last Wednesday afternoon, Green­ see the action. Updated schedules are with 1017 total pins. Team Patterson is P.S. We at the Highlander hope to see n-Stinki was defeated by Natural Born coming soon. Check with your team cap­ led by OU quarterback Garrick McGee. Amy Ellingston up and jumping soon Killers in three games. The Natural Born tains about when your teams are sched­ The race is close for third with seven dif­ despite her injury sustained during a Killers were led by league M.V.P. Jason uled to play. ferent teams fighting for position. highly physical snow football game. Starman. Despite some confusion during The bowling league has also started Intramural Dodgeball has also P.S.S. Goooo CO-ED NAKED the season, it ended on a fairly positive with a tremendous turnout. Competition started. Schedules were only given to the TEAM!!! ------.1 t I w~nt to receive my FREE SKI 3 CARD for fontQstic skJ I YE S• savings at Keystone, Breckenridge and Arapahoe Basm. I IT'S AS EASY AS 1-2-3 I Clip this form I 1 and fill it out. Drop it off between classes at the Student Center Lobby 2 on November 9, 1994 from 10 a.m. -3 p.m. Come back after class and 3 pick up your FREE SKI 3 CARD!

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SPORTS

n Goal to Goal" by Matt McDowell wide load he calls a butt, and goal keeper and Derek Scarth she lets her hair down, she really lets her Anonymous meetings. (Here comes Derek "Butterfingers" Dilts. (No, this is hair down. But all kidding aside, we Rusty.) Dilts has saved our butts a time n?t a_typo, Dilts actually scored.) It was Well sports fans, it's official. We are would like to thank Barb for all her sup­ or two, and he's played pretty well on his first collegiate goal off of a lucky the champions, my friend. And we'll port this year. the field as well. Even though he uses penalty kick. After the game, Athletic Di­ keep on fighting 'ti! the end. 'Cuz we This week's Eye on a the "Punch Theory" more often than not, r~ct?r Tom_ Dedin expressed his joy by are the champions, we are the champi­ Ranger profiles junior goal and he couldn't even catch a cold, we kissmg assistant coach Owen Schreffler ons, DU are losers, and we are the cham­ keeper Derek love him just the same. God bless (no tongue) and letting all of us rub his Dilts. America. Go Broncos. And, it's Nug­ pions. Well, you get the idea. After a four head for luck. gets season. year hiatus, the Rangers have finally re­ Attention, Attention: We On behalf of the rest of the claimed their throne as "King of the have a winner in the Men's team, we would like to con­ Hill." All the other CAC teams can lick "Evening with gratulate the Women's program the muck, filth, and guck off the bottom Derek for all their success. Boy, can of our cleats. Adidas tastes good. The a n d -""""---~ they eat! We would also like to road to the conference championship M a t t give hugs and kisses to all our began over a month ago after a 2-1 loss fans who supported us during to DU. The Rangers persevered, know­ our run for the CAC Cup. So ing we had to win eight conference Grazzi. games in a row in order to claim the con­ Quote of the Week: ference championship. After beating DU and And then there were two. It was a r o winning the CAC cham­ cold day ... wait, that's already been done. please ...Assistant pionship, Matt McDowell was I On Wednesday, November 2 (Matt's 21st Athletic Director I saying in his best Rodney I B-Day, Happy B-Day to me), we squared Barb Schroeder. Dangerfield voice, "Hey everybody, off against the conference-unbeaten DU Barb loved the we're all getting laid." Pioneers, knowing we had to win by a Mac-N-Cheese din­ with a rash of injuries deuce. So we had no choice but to play ner a la Tom Dedin this season, ranging from crabs to I'm Derek. I our aces, and we came away with a mi­ and gave our rendition carcinoma ... melanoma ... some type of a I'm Matt. j raculous 3-1 victory. Goals came from of "Madam Butterfly" t w o noma to a fractured fibula. Dilts' hob­ Thank you for your support. Carlos "El Goleador" Prado, "Fatty" thumbs up. She wasn't too thrilled about bies include skinny-skiing, going to bull l Matty "Boombalatty," who scored off the doing dishes, but believe you me, when fights on acid, and attending Gambler's

BasketbalLBasketbalLBasketball. .. Basketball ... Basketball ... Basketball ... Basketball .. .Basketball ... Basketball ... Basketball ... Basketball ... BasketbalL .. Basketball ... BasketbalL..Basketball ... BasketbalL Regis Basketball Previeiv Nuggets Ready to "Step It Up" in New- Season - , by Christopher L. Green Sports Reporter by Walter Tharp

It's that time again. The Regis University Men's Basketball team prepares for COLORADO SPRINGS- The Denver Nuggets' stunning upset of the top-se~ded another tough season. Some new faces will promise some bright hopes for the up­ Seattle SuperSonics in the opening round of the 1994 NBA playoffs have Nugget coming season. players and coaches talking high expectations as the pre-season gets underway. Lonnie Porter enters his 17th year as Head Coach of the Rangers. He has 282- It is easy for any team to talk big before they even play one game, but the young 194 career record at Regis, and he doesn't expect any let downs this season. "I'm Nuggets now have playoff experience and with the addition of talented Jalen Rose very excited for the upcoming season," states Porter. "If we keep our unity and stay and a couple of proven veterans, they just might be able to back up predictions. together as a team, we'll be all right." Cliff Levingston, who earned a world championship ring with the Chicago Bulls This year's team will have a new look. There are only five men returning from in 1992, and three point specialist, Dale Ellis are the two veteran acquisitions that last year's team including three key players; Carlos Boyd, Regis' second leading join the Nuggets for the 1994-95 season. Levingston does not see this as a team on scorer last season, and guards Ricky Munoz, and David "Bobby Hurley" Weber. the rise but rather a team that has risen. "That is where I am going to come into play. Seven newcomers join the team and all will play an important role in making this I am going to help these guys understand that if we work hard we can get there, and year's team a success. Key players to watch for will be Daren Crosby, a freshman the next hurdle is the Western Conference Finals. And that is what it is all about." guard from Franktown, Colorado, and Marcus Harris an All-State freshman guard The words Western Conference Finals are not words that Nuggets of the recent past have heard, unless they were at home watching the play-offs on television. But all from Montbello High School in Denver. In the weeks before the opening game, Porter, along with valuable Assistant that has changed. When asked about last year's series win over the loaded SuperSonics and high Coach Doug Farley, will put the team through a rigorous pre-season program. Porter expectations for this year, team captain Reggie Williams warned, "We're not living promises, "It will be tough. Real tough. Very tough." on last year, you know; last year is last year. We have to compete and work hard this The players are going to need all the toughness and disci~line_they c~n g~t. year because now we won't be able to sneak up on a lot of people. When we go on The Rocky Mountain News pre-season poll predicts Regis Umvers1ty commg m the road, they are going to expect us to bring a quality team in there, so they are fourth place in the Colorado Athletic Conference behind the University of Denver going to be on their toes." (a big rival), the University of Southern Colorado, and Colorado Christian Univer­ New faces in training camp this year include the Nuggets' only draft pick, the sity. But pre-season predictions and rankings don't mean a thing to Porter: In fact, brash and cocky Jalen Rose. Despite being labeled as an inconsistent shooter, Rose Porter claims they may help him, and his team. "They picked u~ to m fourth c?~~ looks as though he will surpass all expectations and may move near the basket. last year and we were one game away from winning the championship. Reggie Slater, out of the University of Wyoming, has been the surprise in camp, and Porter's philosophy seems to work. But let's talk strategy and game plan_- Por­ it is going to be hard to cut him from the roster. Other players now include Abdul ter says he won't change any of that for the upcoming season. "We're ~ot gomg to Fox, who has a deadly jump shot, and Steve Yoder out of CSU, but don't look for win any offensive shootouts," says Porter. "We'll stress defense. Just hke we have them at the opening game. for the past 16 years. Defense will carry us." Even with starter LaPhonso Ellis out with a knee injury until December and key · · · b. at·on1 but the team's players Defense and team umty are surely a wmmng com m , . back-up Brian Williams holding out in a contract dispute, coach Dan Issel is quick .11 be · · h II Coach Porter is a maJ·or advocate of put- Wl wmners m t e c Iassroom as we . . to admit that the team is loaded with talent, but avoids lofty predictions for the up­ t" . h b k tball court "Ever smce I was mg success m academics before success on t e as e · coming season. "The important thing is that we have a little momentum coming off a kid I wanted to coach," says Porter. "I've seen kids go throug~ four years of last year. We've got a lot of talent and if we stay healthy, we're going to be in good college and not have anything to show for it." Porter's players combme for nearly 6a shape ... but any time you start counting wins like that you inevitably come up short." 3 00 d ·ll arry an average of over 1 · grade point average (on a 4.00 scale), an WI c Despite leading the league in blocks and placing sixth in rebounds last season, credit hours. . . , Dikembe Mutombo was stiffed by media voters for the Defensive Player of the · · · c the Regis Umvers1ty Mens So it's shaping up to be an exc1tmg season ior ·t: . T Year. Mutombo says the award is his personal goal for this year. "The only reason I Basketball team Their first game is against Bethany College of Cah orma osn ues­ want to do it (get the award) is because I was really disappointed in the fact that the d · · u · ersity Field House. o come ay November 22nd at 7:00 p.m. here at the Regis mv media didn't want to declare me as the Defensive Player of the Year last year. I want on out and watch winners at work. to be in the same category as Bill Russell, and be remembered as one of the top defensive players," said Mutombo. Gooct luck to the basketball team!!! Page 8, Highlander, November 9, 1994

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R€-ffi€ffiB€RlT)Q lll.€€K 1994 cbe REc;is communicy RememBeRs A What's Up With That? UlORLO 1T) 1)€€0 A column dedicated to Regis' Little Oddities Monday November 14: "DESPISED AND REJECTED: STORIES OF PEOPLE WHO WON'T GO AWAY" College Democrats have had front page Desiree Sanchez wrote an article --a A Meditation Installation on the Boettcher Commons articles the past three issues. What's up well thought out one, too. What's up with that? with that? Tuesday November 15: Security Officer Kevin O'Shea's Editor-en-jefe of the Highlander has a "IN THE EYE OF THE STORM" vacation request denied five years in a pager, and she doesn't give anyone the Evening Presentation: Jane Elliott 7:00p.m. row. What's up with that? number. What's up with that? Student Center Cafeteria Sponsored by Celebrating Diversity A "What's Wrong With Regis Sports?" Smoking is banned in all buildings on column at a time when Regis is having campus except in the Security Office its best sports year in recent memory. and the College Dean's Office. What's Wednesday November 16: "A CIRCLE OF PRAYER" What's up with that? up with that? 5th Anniversary of the --submitted by John Hickey El Salvador Jesuit Martyrs Regis' ferocious squirrels. What's up 12:10 pm Copy Editor cops attitude. She is trying with them? Service of Remembrance to boss around the person who decides Boettcher Commons/ Regis Chapel (No daily Mass today) stipends. What's up with that? 7-11 is open 24 hours, 365.25 days a year, but there are locks on the door. You have to go up or down stairs to get What's up with that? Thursday November \ 7: into almost every building on campus. OXFAM NATIONAL FAST DAY What's up (or down) with that? Pizza Hut is open till Midnight, but Join in a one day fast in solidarity with those who go hungry every day. won't accept Munch Money after 11 Donate Marriott meals or Cash fo r Cars carry shipments, and ships carry p.m. What's up with that? OXF AM hunger relief efforts. cargo. What's up with that?

Everyone forgot that deadlines are on Friday November 18: Friday. What's up with that? DAILY MASS 12: 10 pm Regis Chapel If you have something you would like Continue a prayerful remembrance of to submit to What's Up With That? all those who have died. Marriott. 'Nuff said. What's up with please send it to the Highlander, 3333 that? Regis Blvd, Denver, CO 80221 or Sponsored by Regis University Campus Ministry in conjunction with Regis Celebrating Diversity, The Archdiocesan Office ofPeace And Justice, deliver them to the Highlander The Regis University Jesuit Community John Elway hasn't had a fourth-quarter mailbox in the Campus Life Office. comeback. What's up with that?

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