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,- PSEUDO SCIENTIFIC ERIC C£!JITS BIERSTEIN'S EXPERIMENT 25 great artists ... great jazz ... great sound ... on co a great catalogue! everybody likes HAMPTON HAWES vol. 3: the trio the modern tenor "colossus" with the nation's poll-winners: Shelly Manne on drums; Ray Brown, bass-in, to quote the New Yorker, "a fascinating new tour de force from the Coast"-C3530 the vital young jazz pianist in his third great CR album. "He plays with drivlng abandon!"-Metronome Yearbook. Red Mitchell, bass and Chuck Thompson, drums-C3523 Shelly Manne & his Friends (Andre Previn, and Leroy Vinnegarj- Modem jazz performances of their first recording, "and everything cooked!" Counce on bass; Jack Sheldon, songs from LI'L ~ trumpet; Harold Land, tenor sax; Carl Perkins, piano; and Frank Butler, drums B [ in king-size jazz performances-C3526 Barney Kessel, guitar; Shelly Manne, drums and Ray Brown, bass -1956 and 1957 top stars in the 3 major polls: Down Beat, Metronome, and Playboy! Billboard says: "consistently fine performance tabs this package a must ... one of the best small group works in many a moon"- C3535 each the nation's #1 drummer, Shelly Manne, 12" hi-fi with Andre Previn, piano and Leroy Vin- negar, bass, in a wonderful follow-up hit long-playing to their best-selling "My Fair Lady"! ", .. just about the last word in modern romantic jazz piano playing," Saturday album $4.98 Review-C3533 at dealers spontaneous combustion! The West Coast's great alto star meets the East and distributors Coast's great Rhythm Section (PaUl Chambers, bass; Red Garland, piano; everywhere, PhilJ.y Joe Jones, drums) in an uninhib- Ited blowing session-C3532 or write co TEMPORA V RECORDS 8481 melrose place, los angeles 46, california VDD DOD Vol. 42 No.3 Decem ber, 1958 Established? SENIOR BOARD George J. Whiteman David E. 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Office: 303 Walker Memorial, Cambridge 39, Mass. Offi ce Hours: 4:30 to 5:30 P.M., Monday through Friday. Published monthly, from Octo.!?er to May. Twenty.five cents a copy. Subscription: $2.00 for Eight lssues. $53.00 in Pago Pago.Published December 11, 1958 .. December Copy Inserted. Entered as second class matter at the Post Office at Cambridge, Mass. This Month's Cover by Ernest Gudath ;60. WHOLESALE (THE HOUSE OF A THOUSAND SPECIALS) RETAIL FENWA Y LIQUOR COMPANY 213 Massachusetts Avenue, Boston Next to Loew's State Theatre FREE DELIVERY ATURALLY, TECH MEN PREFER THE FENWAY LIQUOR CO. FOR THE MOST COMPLETE LIQUOR, WI E & BEER STOCK I I30STO _ Special Attention to M.LT. Students CO 6- 2103 Always Plenty of Ice Cubes - Whether a Bottle or a Case - Party Planning 2 GEORGE LUEDEKE JULIUS A. STRATTON ... on guarding our economy After long and careful consideration, we have tated by the steadily rising costs of operation. increased the tuition for all students from $1,100 Even at the new rate of tuition, the student will to $1,300 per academic year, beginning with the pay considerably less than half the actual cost fall semester of 1958. This step was n e c e s s i- of his education. -Illegitimus non Carborundum est, 1958 THE RANT CORPORATION, CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS An organization engaged in research on problems related to our security and our interesr. .-SEUDf) SCIENTIFIC Established 1845 .AMERICAN" December, 195tl Volume 198 Number· 3 ARTICLES ANTIGRAVITY, by Ormsbe - ziak von Forshtearess An. account of a new force which may aide man in reaching the stars. CONTROL OF SEX, by Taswell J. P. F. Jones et al It has been conclusively proved that there is sex. ORGANIC CHEMISTRY - AN EXPOSE, by Silas Lord Smedley - Benz The truth is revealed about many common misconceptions. MIGRATION OF AUTOMATA, by S. L. Jacobowski These devices behave in a manner similar to migratory animals. THE HISTORY OF WITCHCRAFT, by Samuel P. Phosporus Evidence shows that many of the lost arts are being revived in the jungles of South Boston. ANTI-PARTY THEORY, by Wohc Gnahc Gnihc Leading to an entirely new concept of energy conversion PRE-STRESSED GINGERBREAD, by Frank Loud-Wright Unstressedgingerbread houses are fast becoming old fashioned. DEPARTMENTS LETTERS 1500 YEARS AGO THE AUTHORS SCIEN CE AND THE CITIZEN MATHEMATICAL GAMES THE AMATEUR SCIENTIST BIBLIOGRAPHY BOARD OF ED ITORS Burt Piel (Publisher), Dennis Menace (Editor), Leon Trotsky (Managing Editor), Alfred E. Newman, E. P. Rosenbaum, R. U. stong, Esther A. Costello ART DIRECTOR James Grunbaum GENERAL MANAGER Glenn H. Miller, Jr. ADVERTISING MANAGER Martin N. Lewis JUST RECEIVED SPECIAL BUY ON A DRUOK of TIlE COVER This month's cover commemo- CH STRY and PHYSICS rates Prof. Bierstein's classic experiment on the Woischmidt- 40th EDITION 1958 .. 59 Smirnoff reaction. A prime ex- ample of simplicity and elegant instrumentation, the proof of the results heightened their author's reputation, which has since been PUBLISHED AT $12.00 hung over in the twilight of his career. THE ILLUSTRATIONS Cover photograph by Roman Vishniac Page SOUI'ce 37 Smithsonian Astrophysi- cal Observatory 38-42 Irving Geis 43 Stanford Research Insti- tute' (top), Boller & Chivens Inc. (bottom) -14-47 William J. L. Sladen 48-49 Rene Martin TE LOG COOP 50 Bunji Tagawa 51 William J. L. Sladen 52 Bunji Tagawa 40 Massachusetts venue 53 Irvine H. Page .54 Irvine H. Page (left) , Sloan-Kettering Insti- 39, Mass. tute (right) 55-56 Sara Love 73 Los Alamos Scientific Laboratory For Unusual & 74-75 James Egleson The CARD Distinctive Xmas Gifts 76-77 Sara Love 78-81 James Egleson Clothing & Accessories 82 Los Alamos Scientific & Laboratory for 83 James Egleson Ladies or Men G FT CE TER 84 Los Alamos Scientific Visit Laboratory 89-96 Eric ~lose at 'ike 98 Gernsheim Collection 99-102 Bunji Tagawa Massachusetts Station 109 David B. Scott and- Ox,IGttl SkGIt John T. Albright 33 and 35 A Brattle Street 110 Harvard School of Den- tal Medicine The Center For Cambridge 112 Frank J. Orland 114 Harvard School of Den- Unusual Contemporary Cards For The Holiday )pen Evenings till 8:30 tal Medicine Mail Orders 116 Sara Love (top); H. R. carefully Filled Hunt, Michigan State EL 4 ..5556 Universitv (bottom) 118-119 Roman Vishniac Model (simplified) illustrates basic structure of new "Twist or" • Twisted condition of the wire shifts preferred direction of magnetization from a longitudinal to a helical path, causing a refund of deposited capital in commercial installations. "Twistor" was invented at Bell Lavatories by Curley Graft, B. S. in E. E. from Z. I. T. NBW IDBa IN pay pao B BCONOM Out of Bell Lavatories comes a new cost-cutting users. device known as the "Twister." It consists basical- The "Twister" is simple and economical to fab- ly of a bent metallic wire. "Twister" gets its name ricate, and its minute energy requirement is easily from its odd twisted shape. supplied by manual torque. Bell Lavatories engi- When applied properly this device provides un- neers see important applications for it in future in- precedented economy for long-distance telephone stallations. BELL TELEPHONE LAVATORIES World center of complications research and dishevelment 6 I have been doing s 0 mere- search on the subject and have discovered that the addition of LETTERS .5% solution of diplenty l iso- fluoric acid in hyperated indo- Editor: stearate to the psionic tract is The communicative ability of sufficient to increase the peri- parrots as described in your phular moleage per milliliter so article of last month, "A Study as to suppress any tendency in Infer-human Communication," toward t e g men tat ion, which has been known in this area for might otherwise des t roy the a number of years. Our late be- equilibrium of the triamphasic loved Rev. Williams once had a system. parrot, an Aviator Familiaris, which would fold its wings, Yours truly, bow its head, and recite prayers the Rev. had taught it. We all J. R. Killian, Jr. thought that this was a rote process, unt il one day, I be- TEENAGER DESIGNS lieve, in '39.