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MIGRATION OF AUTOMATA, by S. L. Jacobowski These devices behave in a manner similar to migratory animals.

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evolution of the subject, how- :6 ever. The old boys believed As the "science" progressed, it became much less lively, until, to- that every organic chemical day, it is merely the study of compounds of carbon (which is black). could be produced only through the a crion of a v ita I for c e benzene. There are various bon atoms (although it may con- possessed only by living rumors that he first got the idea tain a ring of 0 the rat 0 m s), things. The church authorities in a dream, but exactly what he Generally speaking, an aromatic at the time agreed with this dreamed is a matter of some compound is any compound that notion. dispute. One version holds that smells. It is seen that organic Not only did the church agree he dreamed that he saw a bunch chemistry consists mostly of that a vital force did exist, it of s n a k e s and they formed aromatic compounds. However, was positively adamant about themselves into groups of six because of their importance it and looked with d i s fa v or and s lit her e dar 0 u n d the economically, aliphatic com- upon anyone who tried to pro- hexagon. Another version tells pounds will be discussed first.

duce a t 'natural' , product by of dancers holding hands and Aliphatics are further divided synthetic means. Now, monks dancing around a circle. No one into many types depending upon wear Nylon shirts, and Dupont seems to have suggested that what characteristic group the is 204 and ~. The monks may maybe Kekule was just smart. compound contains. For ex- have been right, though, for Whatever the original motiva- ample, compounds containing modern organic chemists talk tion for Kekule's proposing the the carboxyl group (COOH) are glibly of the HELL- Volhard- ring structure, the idea has acids, even though man y of Zelinsky reaction, and if that withstood the test of time, and, them turn red litmus blue. This doesn't prove something, what in fact, has led to the division is compensated by the organic does? of organic chemistry into two bases, containing groups such Between the time of belief major branches - aliphatic and as NH 2 or OH, some of which in the vital force and the pro- aromatic. are aloof to litmus of any color. duction of Nylon, several im- A concise definition of an To round the subject out, men- portant events occurred which aliphatic organic compound can tion m u s t bern a d e of com- somewhat mod i fie d organic be stated as follows: an ali- pounds, such as carbolic acid, chemistry. One of these was phatic compound is any com- that don't contain COOH and the enunciation by Kekule in pound containing carbon that. turn blue litmus red. Recently, 1858 of the ring structure of does not contain a ring of car- it has been alleged that these 13

phenomena are the result of got married. All the hydrocar- acids, alkalies, or the enzyme, sneaky t ric k s of the litmus bons are in the form of chains, invertase, it is converted into paper manufacturers and Senator some of which are branched and .a mixture of glucose and fruc- Kefauver is investigating. start with iso , Those that are tose. This mixture is called About the most important ali- not branched start with normal, invert sugar because it gives phatic compound is ethyl alco- which proves that it is more a left-hand rotation whereas hol. Act u ally, this is THE natural to keep to the straight sucrose gives a right-hand ro- most important compound ex- and narrow. This statement tation to polarized light. All cept sugar and spice (because will be dis put e d by most of this information is pretty that's what little girls are made organic chemists. The biggest useless, because most invert of, although it has been claim- use of the h y d roc arb 0 n s is sugar winds up in candy any- burning, and 'It'1=> a good thing, ed that ethyl alcohol will as- how and never gets to see because most of them smell sist in this process). Ethyl polarized light ~ even with Po- like gasoline. alcohol can be 0 b t a i ned in laroid right next door. Even Other aliphatics are the al- many ways, a few of which are so, it's better than the soap. dehydes and ketones, ethers synthesis from ethylene via The only other important (but that has been disproved), ethyl hydrogen sulfate, fermen- group of aliphatics is the pro- esters, amide s, and amines. tation from sugar using yeast, teins. This group is important These are not very important reduction of acetic acid with because we are made out of except for ten minutes on Fri- lithium aluminum hydride, and them (some will question wheth- days. Most of them are called lying about your age. The lat- er that makes any difference- derivatives of the above com- ter method is the most common. they s h 0 u I d be in Course pounds, which means that hy- Despite irs great importance, XVIII). Proteins are not under- drocarbons are integrals. Most ethyl alcohol is seldom seen stood very well, and t hat is organic chemists will not dis- in pure form, because a lot of good, because quizzes are hard pute th is , but start mumbling it is denatured by adding such enough now. It is c e rt a in things as methyl alcohol and something abo u t re-arrange- that proteins are constructed pyridine. Most textbooks say rnent s and stereoisomerism. out of amino acids (see para- Instead of attempting to ex- that this does not spoil it for graph 6) but how and why are many purposes, but they don't plain about derivatives and in- still val i d questions. Linus tegrals to an organic chemist, say what purposes it is still Pauling claims that the pro- it is best to accept him at his good for. Most of the ethyl al- te ins in c h rom 0 s 0 me s are word and talk about stereo- cohol that doe s not contain spirals, and that c e r t a in l y isomerism. That means that methyl alcohol contains juniper would help the genes to get up- some compounds rot ate the extract, fusel oil, essence of stairs. There have been ex- plane of polarized light either bur n t 0 a k, or, at the very periments that indicated that to the right (dextro) or to the least, water. The kind that con- proteins could be formed out of left (Ie vo). In order to do this tains only water leaves you earth, air, fire, and water, dur- astonishing feat (if you don't breathless, and you can drive ing l i g h t n in g strokes. The think it is astonishing, try it), home unafraid - be side s mama part played by thunder is ob- the compound must have a cen- will never know. Ethyl alco- scure. ter of assymmetry. Usually, hol also has many industrial Now that the aliphatics have this will consist of a carbon uses, but these are of little im- been thoroughly covered, some- atom with four different groups portance compared to its main thing must be said about the bonded to it, except on quiz- use. aromatics. Besides smelling, zes, where the answer is As every Texan knows, the they are very s i mil a t to the H F next most important aliphatic s al iphat ics except that they con- are the hydrocarbons. These C=C=C/ tain rings of car bon atoms. compounds contain only carbon CI/ "Sr They can be baffling because and hydrogen, but they do it in Of all the types of organic com- of the many kinds of rings that many tricky ways. There are pounds that show stereoisomer- can be made. Try it some Sun- two kinds of h y d roc arb 0 n s - ism, perhaps the most interest- day with Fischer-Hirschfelder saturated and unsaturated. The ing are the sugars. These are models. It is really fun, saturated hydrocarbons have all certainly the sweetest. (For- especially the terpe ne s , Since the hydrogen they can take and give rne .) Ordinary cane sugar I have mentioned the terpenes, they contain only single bonds, is called sucrose by chemists I will say a little more about whereas the unsaturated com- (they like to be mysterious). them. One of the imp 0 r tan t pounds lack a little and they When sucrose is treated with terpenes is pinene. Pinene' 14

comes from pine trees and is with aluminum, but Hall beat brief note before this article is found chiefly in terpentine, him to it. Since then, this has ended. James Michael Curley which is a n a val s tor e , for been known as the Hall effect. went down in history as the one some reason. Terpent ine used A more important application of who investigated the mysteries to be used in paint, but now the Hall effect is try i n g to and uses of beta-indole, and they use water because latex get to the Bur s a r' s office at quite successfully, too. And paint has been de ve lope d, thirty seconds to two with three last, but not least, there is which is a n a val s tor e , for professors ahead of you. A. E. Neumann, organicist ex- some reason. There have been many other traordinary and author of the Essentially, this concludes famous organic chemists - too statement, uYou fer ment for the chemistry of carbon com- numerous to mention, in fact. me," when referring to his pounds. However, no account However, two more deserve a yeast cells. of this subject .would be com- plete without mentioning the great chemists who have built the "science" to its current state. One of the first of the great organic chemists was Antoine Lavoisier of Paris. He made the first quantitative measure- ments of combustion, but he be- came so excited that he lost his head. Friedrich Wohler was the first to create an organic chemical, urea, out of an in- organic chemical, ammonium cyanate. Nobody paid much at- tention, and he started to tinker

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As man attempts to reach the only contribution of Newton. per second per second. Later heavens, pushing out from his Only one other law need con- theory and experiment tend to shrinking world, he realizes cern us here and that is that be mote accurate and set the the need for tremendous ener- every action has an equal and value of G at 32.2 fee t per gies and powers to do his bid- opposite reaction. Thus anti- second per second. He had ding, and to move his space gravity is logically implied in also to verify the laws of ac- vehicles. As man faces the gravity and should be: tion and reaction, which he did, 2 possibility of a global war he F = - GM1 M2 / R severly wounding himse 1£. He seeks a we apon so terrible, It was not New ton who continued in experimentation that if used it will eliminate actually gave us the law of an- first with spring balances and the entire universe. As man tigravity. It was, rather, a little then with pressure systems. faces automation he seeks new known scientist, Moishe Kush- He determined what he called sources of material so that mire Several years after the antigravitational constant mechanization can do min ate Newtou'e laws were published of heat, that caused it to rise. him. As man m 0 v e s in this and accepted, Moishe reasoned He was forced to give up his direction it is apparent that from Newtons third law and research when it became ap- the only leader for the future actually postulated antigravity. parent that his family would is the scientist and all the rest Deriving it from first principles starve if he didn/t do some- of humanity must pay homage he formulated it as: thing constructive in order to to their great leaders. It will F = - GM1M 2/ R 2 make money. be the scientist who will tap In his little Lit h u ani a n Since Moishe Kushmir's time the resources of power and laboratory in the town of Gate a- little has been done with anti- releases the energies of the vak, he performed the classical gravity, but several recent dis- future. Already he is doing falling object experiment and coveries in the 1940's showed this and has recently provided determined G to be 6.2 feet that his work should not have a way of sending a rocket from here to eternity on a kilogram 254jl 256 2.58 2.60 2.62 2.64 of fuel. This new fuel uses I-- I-- - the force, created in the labora- -- I- - tory, called: antigravity. I-- I-- ~ 0.6 The discovery of antigravity 10;\/second- I-- - was implied in the discovery of gravity. In the year 1683, Isaac Newton gave man the 0.5 oc(' answer to the question of why + o~ man was able to survive on 1.0 this Earth. Every school child 0.4 knows this law, now immortal- ized and named for Newton, be- ing called the Newton Law of Gravitation. It, simply stated, 0.3 is that every particle of matter

in the universe attracts every I-- f- other par tic I e with a force directed along the line joining 0.2 I-- the partie Ie s, directly propor- tional to the product of their masses and inversely propor-

tional to the square of their --n distance apart, the coefficient of proportionality being known as the gravitational constant and generally denoted by G. ·F =.- GM1Mi/R2 Experimental data obtained by Dr. Schmotzig in his investigation of anti- This, of course, was not the gravity phenomenon, showing the Krankheit principle. Above: Proton and Antiproton being propelled away from each other by the force of antigravity; below: the annihilation taking place as a positron an d electron interact. been neglected. These new satisfied and should be repre- discoveries were antiparticles sented as the negative of: 2 and antimatter. The character- F=-GM1M2/R istics of antimatter are exactly He could not explam this head- opposite to those of matter- ing into a matter-matter region matter. It has negative weight, however. occupies negative space and Finally from Russia came carried a negative charge. How- the news that two R u s s ian ever its existence is real and theoretical physicists had the its actions have been observed. answer. Drs. Ahchkalodgekey It also obeys all the laws of and Ahchkalaireya introduced conservation of e n erg y and the Negative Sign Convention. momentum. They showed that a negative Being opposite to matter- sign can be introduced into any matter in every res p e c t and system and convert it to an having all negative properties, antisystem. The Negative Sign it seems only logical to deduce Convention clarifies the pres- that it has antigravity. The ently known properties and pre- principle of antigravity being. dicts those not yet invest! associated with antimatter is gated. As an example, consider the Krankheit principle formula- the experimental data found by ted by two German scientists, Dr. Schmotzig, that the anti- Dr. Krank and Professor Heit, particle invariably travels the in 1947. Their theory may be wrong direction in its escape expressed as 2 from matter-matter. This is F = - GM 1 M 21 R solved by the Law of the Nega- Recently Dr. Schmotzig, in tive. Sign Convention. Prague, has performed exact We asked the question, what experiments to show this giv.es antimatter its propertre s , effect. He sent photographic It was suggested that anti- plates to high altitudes in a matter involves a different set balloon and recorded particle of energy transformation rules may be no apparent need for the interactions. Dr. S c h mot zig but this has not been confirmed. theory in the first place. How- observed that in all cases that Along this line, 'it is believed ever, in the case of antigravity, the antiparticle first penetrated that where matter-matter radi- its need was recognized long the photographic plate. The ates, antimatter absorbs. There before its discovery. Its use antiparticle then attempts to has been no data proving that was first postulated by H. G. avoid the mat t e r" rna t t e r: antimatter radiates when mat- Wells. He felt that it would be it dodges and runs, leaps and ter-matter absorbs. This means possible to eliminate the action hides, and in attempting to es- that all energy is contained of the gravitational force and cape penetrates dee per into within antimatter. The conse- elevate a space vehicle with a enemy territory where it is an- quences of this can be seen to minimum of physical effort by nihilated by the great concen- be far reaching. using antigravity. There is also tration of matter-matter. His Putting the theory to practi- in sight a long list of classi- conclusion was that the Krank- cal use can be as difficult as fied military uses. It might be heit principle is essentially setting up the theory, as there interesting to note that one A. 17

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We have recently perfected a device consisting of a spat io- temporal exponentially modula- ted regenerative cyclic turbo- encabularor in series with a parallel combination of: 1. a zirconium shielded non- Euclidean variable frequency transistorized hyperbolic digi- Properties of antimatter: left, antima~ter ha.s sp~n opposit~ to tal inter-o ss itor with a semi- matter-matter. This is one source of Its antrgravity prop~rtIes. permeable and intrinsically dia- Right: the antiatom has a positron moving around an antIprot~n while the normal atom has an electron moving around a proton In magnetic ytterbium-plated mono- the opposite direction. pole radiating oscillator and a preter-N ewtonian i sop i est i c Einstein calculated that one The second is that if the anni- inver-gyroscopic tenebrascope, kilogram of antimatter exerts a hilation takes place, using one and - force of repulsion at a distance kilogram of antimatter, 1016 2. an electro-mechanical Jacob- of one meter from the Earth of joules of energy will be re- ian se If-attenuating hyper-re- 22 leased. Thi s was also calcula- 4 X 10 dynes. f ran g i b I e metapsychornetron ted by one A. Einstein. We are with a logarithmically dece ler- There are only two min 0 r working now to rever s e the ative relaxation system and a problems rem a in in g to be Negative Convention, or Sign non-ve loc itized inverse treamy solved before antigravity is put contain the era ted energy. lib pipe. to actual use. We here at the Soon these problems shall be laboratory feel that is is only a It is powered by an asymp- solved and science shall again totically compensating hypo- question of time now before the march on to eve n g rea t e r break-through comes. The first elliptical discontinuously di- heights, conquering new worlds is that nasty-matter a Iway s verging coli i mat 0 r with the and violating the natural laws. tries to annihilate antimatter. sidereal fluctuation monitored by a sporadic nucleodynamic periphtha lactograph,

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Biological Discovery: P ear Shaped Mutations: n expedition recently re- ea din g anthropologi st , turned from Africa has Alexander Grapenut s , is announced that it has planning to read a paper A L fairly conclusive evidence that at the next national meeting of a man-eating plant flourishes the American Medical Associa- near the he a d-w ate r s of the tion in which he postulates that Zambezi River. One of the mern- the recent hula-hoop craze will .bers of the part y, the late lead to pear-shaped people. He Adolph E. Grundr, made the says that "the rapid oscilla- discovery. Unfortunate ly , the tory motions of the post gran- other members of the g r 0 up ganemous region of the solar were not able to decipher his symponious are causing the notes as they were partially espphospep to rangify," If this obscured by a darkish red stain. is true, he goes on to s~y, it is an OBVIOUS step to triangular, or pear-shaped human beings.

Elements Confirmed

N eUi Standards Agreed on for MITRE CORPORATION Space Technology. r. Linus Pauling read a pa per at the r e c e n t ANNOUNCES LAUNCHING D Chemical Society meet- OF MOLE ing in South Boston which will t 6:23 P.M., on Dismember have an effect upon the teach- 42nd, the fir s t MOLE t a recent colloquia held ing of chemistry. His research A (Molecular Orbiting Low- by the Aeronautical En- of the past twenty-seven years Level Explorer) was success- gineering Department, ar has lead to the discovery that fully fired from its sinking site eminent Scientist has revealed there are five elements in the in Cambridge, Mass. This sink- a new standard of rocket ship universe instead of the four ing was held in conjunction thrust. Inasmuch as interplane- which are understood today. with the Geofizz iki year. The rary vehicles will be propelled Added to earth, fire, water, and MOLE sank into orbit, reaching through space for periods of air is Dr. 'Pauling's discovery a ternunal velocity of 24,600 rime which will be measured in of GERITOL. mch's. .The instrumentation, years, the thrust of these ships which is measuring low level will be extremely small. All Delta rays, Subrerrerial rurbu- previously used units of thrust lance, and the Solar constant, are much too large for measure- was reported to be functioning ments of space engines. A new properly. The fact that the first unit has been projosed which sinking was successful reflects is defined as 10- gram-centi- NAME AND PURPOSE OF on the spirit of cooperation that meters second, henceforth to FIFTH DIMENSION ANNOUNCED was exhibited by the engineers, be known as one Mousephart Researchers at the Princeton phvs icists , plumbers, biophy s i- One leading rocket manufacturer School for Advanced Studies ologists, p s e u d o c h e m i s t s , has already written to the Na- have named the fifth dimension pschonaurica l technicians and tional Bureau Standards for a Essence. It is fill e d wit h members of the Internat ional standard mouse with which to MOC and City of Cambridge Brotherhood of Teamsters (local calibrate their engines. parking tickets. 342). 19 PRESTR~SED GINGERBREAD

Gingerbread is made stronger by compression; spaghetti by tension. These amazing properties combined make unstressed gingerbread houses old-fashioned. by Frank Loud-Wright

A revolution in gingerbread obelisks, funeral pyres, sa ere- The spa g h e t t i in its limp housing is ushered in by the mental tern pie s , ansi atomia state is passed through. chunks radical inn 0 vat ion of pre- have been built of the new won- of gingerbread laid end to end. stressing the gingerbread. Dis- der material at a net saving of The spaghetti is the n stretched covered less than two weeks $4702.98 over the cost of simi- to three times its normal length ago accidentally by Simon B. lar steel structures. and knots are tied at each end. Halovar (when his laboratory The toughest problem to over- It then hardens and compresses assistant sat on his lunch) this come in the deve lopment of pre- the gingerbread into a compact is already lauded as one of the stressed gingerbread was the building material. greatest advances in construc- lack of strength in spaghetti. Perhaps it will not be too far tion since laminated chewing This was alleviated by Mrs. in the f u t u r e before our high- gum. Hundreds of thousands of Finesse Pa stafazul who cooked ways are made of the new won- new uses are being evolved this spaghetti in liquid starch, der material which can be frost- every day. Skyscrapers, tri- thus formulating his ten s i l e ed or coated with plastic to umphal arches, m 0 n urn e n t a I strength spaghetti. keep out the rain. Yes, pre- stressed gingerbread is here to ---~- stay. ------

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THI MIGRaTION or aUTOMaTa

How do automata migrate? Though this question still cannot be answered, recent studies have revealed the basic structure of the behavior patt ern s of systems with artificial intelligence.

by S. L. ] acobotcski

A basic characteristic of all slowly, but surely to the sun's the centers but the majority animal life is its a b i lit Y to motion around the earth. With- seem to travel in endless c ir- move. When this motion exhi- in a few hours after the recep- cles, never reaching any de st i- bits a periodic tendency it is tion of the first stimuli large nation. The slow motion made called migration. Many forms of numbers can be seen starting during this stage can be sum- animal life exhibit this periodic their regular daily journey. marized by three laws: 1) It is motion. Recent observations Something yet unknown seems impossible to get someplace of the movements of the class to attract them to certain cen- in ten minutes, 2) It is impos- of man-made machines, com- ters of accumulation. It was sible to get anyplace in ten monly called automata, have first believed that feeding or minutes, 3) It is impossible to indicated that these devices watering areas were in these even quit in ten minutes. Re- behave in a manner similar to centers, but closer examination cently there has been a mathe- migratory animals. The class of has shown that, while some of matical formulation of these artifically in tell i g en t fauna the centers may have been such laws in a statistical form that which best exhibits this proper- areas in the past, the sources involve s the log a r i t h m of the ty is idiotus detroitus. of the necessary nourishments probability of finding any par- We are very fortunate in as are invariably found outside of ticular automata in a specific much as idiotus detroitus is these centers. However, these location. quite com m 0 n in the United areas do serxe as centers of a The next stage in the migra- States. It seems as the climate rudimentary distribution sys- tion occurs when the mean solar is beneficial to the develop· tem. During this phase of the energy flux has fallen to about ment of this species. migration the automata can be five per cent of its maximum At present we are fortunate seen crawling in single file rate. In this phase the original to be in a pos ition to observe through many of the labyrinth- course of travel is retraced and a stage of evolution by means like passages in these centers. the aut 0 mat a returns to its of mutation. The present stage Following this initial phase nightly roost. It is during this of development is characterized of the migration is a period of period that we observe behavior by a phototropic behavior. general mulling around. Some that inconclusively proves that l d i o t us d e t r o i t us responds automata enter and some leave the automata are not exhibiting I } 21

what is com m.o n 1y call e d side layer from leaving. We critical value, the motion breaks "intelligence" in their decision- again have a struggle for power down, and turbulence is super- making c hoi c e s. During ap- which can often result in the imposed on top of the orderly parent periods of serious intent freezing of the en t ire area, teeminar motion. the automata can be seen to en- thereby reducing its effective- So we have seen some of the gage in primitive games. In one ness as a channel of flow for interesting patterns of behavior type of game each individual migration. which indicate that automata automata places its front facet When travelling along straight can be considered to be ani- as close to the rear apendage channels the idiotus detroitus mals. The neutrological impli- of another automata, thereby exhibit collective phenomenon cations of the s i mil a r i t Y be- forming a chain. These chains commonly attributed to com- tween automata and biological try to break through each other. pressible fluid mechanics. When systems indicates that new Occasionally, two very tough the ratio of idiotus detroit us areas of know ledge are avai l- chains will try to break through per unit area of channel is equal able to man. While the particu- each other while in the midst .of to the number per unit area al- lar species that are available a spiral maneuver. In cases of lowable in storage, the flow is for study, are e x amp 1e s of extreme d e t e r min ism of the said to be critical. Supercritical rather low stage of develop- members of the chains, this flow has been observed, but ment, we have great hopes that pattern has been seen to remain only in cases where the channel in the near future progressive mutation will result in intelli- until starvation t h rea ten s a passes through a sec t i ') n of member. minimum cross section area (as gence that is com par a b 1e to Another form of game played in a supersonic fluid nozzle). man's. The greatest hope for by the automata is a type of At low flow rates the idiotus beneficial mutation lie in the tag. There is a large circular detroitus proceeds in an order- lesser known European species, area (a 1 ar ge po s t or multi- ly layered flow. The layer as they are presently uneffect- ed by the self-destruction- colored light may serve just as nearest the b 0 un dar y of the well) which each participent channel proceeds slowest, the through-unfunctionality b 1 i g h t must touch, after which they are rate of flow increasing as the which has begun to strike at the s p e c i e s f 0 un d on this permitted to continue on their distance from the boundary in- side of the Atlantic. We are way. A layer will form on the creases. inside which tries to block the For channels that have a looking forward to the day when outsiders from entering the in- Freedman number, determined automata opens up a new world ner layer. Meanwhile the outer- by the ratio of inertial stresses where man is able to truly con- layer refuses to permit the in- to shearing stresses, over the trol his destiny. ,...------..Cha rlie-the- Tech-Tai lor, Inc. ,..------fOR: Electronic and Radar Parts " Est. 1918" an d 7] Amherst Street EL 4-2088 Electronic Components Opposite Senior House and Dorms Press your suit SEE: ELI HEFFREN Have Mend your clothe s Special Service to Tech Aien Him Sew on Buttons Tech Man's Dream Dry clean your clothing Engineer's P aradise Laundry Service Available Open - 8:00 - 4:00 5 Days A Week Shoe Repairing Saturday 8:00 - 12:00 N.B. He is noted for the finest work at the 321·329 ELM ST., CAMBRIDGE lowest Prices

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THE CO TROL OF SEX

F or thousands of years men the fe pair. In the female, and have been trying to predict or around, the pair consists of X con t r 01 the sex of their off- chromosomes, which were given spring as well as of winter. It their name in h 0 nor of the has been discovered that al- famous scientist Pterodactyl ready in 10,007 B.C., in a cav- the Third. The seX chromo- ern, some g e n i a 1 prehistoric somes, in the pair, consists of physician was doing research two X chromosomes, adding up about this matter, for they be- therefore to a p air of two X lieved, as the drawings show, chromosomes in a pair of X that the child would be either a chromosome s, In males, the boy or a girl, with are mot e pair of X chromosomes is not chance of neither. A Chinese, made of two chromosomes X, manuscript, thought to be 4,401 but of one X chromosome and years old, s u g g est e d that one Y chromosome, therefore activities bet wee n man and not forming a pair of X chromo- wife should be very much con- somes, but an association of cerned with the later appear- one X chromosome and one Y ance of a child under the roof of chromosome. This last one has the Tea-house of the August its name because of the doubt- moon. An egyptian papyrus of ful existence of the importance about exactly 2,237 B.C. ob- of the actuality of its truthful- serves that a pregnant woman ness. When gametes (from the who carries a serpent bracelet Greek: game and the Latin: around her neck and faces the lets playa. • • ) are formed, sun at noon will have a boy. the chromosome pairs s p l its, According to Aristotle, placing spilts, spits, plists ••• the marriage-bed in a north- divide, so that each ovum or south-west-east position, under sperm contains only half the the window, in a rainy day, will usual number in a pair of two favor the conception of an am- chromosomes. Egg cells ob- phibian child. The list of these viously contain X chromosomes beliefs could be extended to and no Y chromosomes and no infinity, should we not know Y chromosome s and sperm ce Ils that infinity is not a finite num- obviously contain either and/or ber, therefore being impossible an X or and either a Y chromo- to extend anything to it. some. It is then very easy to The importance of knowing understand that the sex of a the actual sex of the child is child or other animal depends most valuable in the anti-civil- on the type of sperm cell that ized countries and states, for fertilizes the egg cell. As the the male heir can carryon the chromosomes divide we have bad name of the family, while three X chromosomes and one the female heir just loses it Behavior of sperms in the Men- Y chromosome that can com- more and more. On the other deyerfoffh vessel. bine, two by two with three hand, if some control could be other X chromosomes and one made in this matter, general while our parents weren't home, Y chromosome to form XX or sciences would gain as much among the pairs of chromosomes YY chromosomes, determining as big industries and farms. in the cells of mammals, and the sex of a child. If they com- Finally this would be of great o the r hum an s of the same bine XX the offspring will be a importance to eliminate heredi- species, there is a special, male and if they combine XY, tary defects such as intelli- very special, pair which differs we obtain an off-off. gence, good will and ability. in males and females, called 21

MORTAL'fY BIRTH fot1~LU F'EM/U£S NONE 80TH I D,I( In any case, the 0 b vi 0 u s ~~.:lj5 02 ('2~\ . ':>/.1S :1.1) •o~ (3'.) TABLE ljI~ "'~ way of continuing the research .~99 e Ai ~ ~I(,.~'D <.oe;NT I + CA..}I< was to look for a physical or ".,,,·"3 J'lc::1 M Ii '1 P.U. A", OF chemical method of distinguish- 83S67 ., .ft ICK! ~p.D. r ing the two and combining them MORTAl) t 70,0 0",1100 as told by the headmaster. OH THAT ~£ ." 't 3L RESUL TS A number of methods have 'ADA LEHA MAPA "'FHA HOt/PEN ~TEIN been tried. They all fa i led. .4- ~ Hi; oJ t/J(3~ ~RtV E:.x,Y.J OBTAINED But it will be in t ere s tin g 6lA-Jk ,5 + 7AD PIJJ.E ,2.2.[;, OJ to find out which they were. ITE<..H .,...... ,. oJ . 7" SCf .s't32' BY One me thod was to find a i a; A R .ou: .. , R .»"23'1 I selective poison which would , -- B:J..E -::II::' A 0 .Cf3z..' THE inactivate one type of sperm ~ L1 ~e: IKE ."'32 "76 ,"~7 cell and not the other, whether I AUTHOR j =fT- wA!:J .. . . ~ an X chromosome or a Y chro- -*" =it? foICK c:..... by Dr. Donald Von Silberman p~ ,,4.. ·3'- ~fr "- T"" ? .)'2.'0 SUCCESSIVE _.-p-- 0 0 RE~("N" 0<::> TD [)O in 1927 called: "The W 0 rl d c>O ~ c.e:> YOu oc \oJOA.1( 5'.0' birth crisis and its effects on I EXPERIMENTS &OTO~ AAE (J-AT GOT HTt ¥. Of the population." A second approach which was ~ wHy? ~~/~ YO,,'V£ 2.1.01 .~?,=1. 7.'5,3 widely publicized in the late late 1931 was concerned with number of speeds and exp ri- the acidity or alkalinity of both ments, because by introducing cells when they enter in con- but meritorious, has been to only Y chromosomes in the tube tact. As we well know, given shuffle them with an egg-beater, the Dutch pachidermist never the c 0 e f f i c i e n t d n i n m but the a c cur a c y of such a could separate X chromosomes. x H20 K R T log (x-op. 3.567), device is far from bringing defi- A similar method applied in Far- where F is the distribuitivity nite results. Another way is by Patagone with both X and Y constant and given the relation means of the centrifuge. Here chromosomes was most unsuc- between the radi us of the up- the hope is that the X chromo- cessful and condemned by the wards circumference of the late some are sufficiently different Academy of Science of Close trapezoid, and the pH of the in size and good will to move Patagony and suburbs. This solution of concentrated water, outward at d iff ere n t speeds method would introduce X and an alkaline environment favor- without splashing on the floor Y chromosome s in the tube. ed the conception of males, un- of the la bora tory. For thi s e f- However the power supplied less it would favor the concep- fect a net was used at the end to the 'centrifuge would be too tion of females. A number of of the centrifuge but for years weak, given the conditions of workers performed experiments the cells have been escaping temperature, and the centrifuge on a variety of animals such as at the other side, were the labo- had to rotate for nine months. rabbits, diplocoducus. and fero- ratory assistant is not standing. By this time the child was dead, cius domestic ants, with a However a method used by a for the tube wasn't l a r ge relative success of fifty-fifty. Dutch pachidermist gave satis- enough. No solution for the Unfortunately the results were factory results: he introduced problem was found by the scien- conflicting and the scientist only Y chromosomes in the tube tists of Far-Patagony, who effe ctue d such experiments to a certain critical speed and A woman b i 0 c hem i s t in tried it on himself. She has mar- awaiting the cells at the end of U. R. S. S., Mrs. V. N. De gaul- ried since. By early 1932 Inter- the tube he would get only Y eschkaia, in 1945 beg a n to est in the method had died out. chromosomes. This method of publish a series of papers about died out. separating identical matters has a physical method of separation proven to be of invaluable prize which did seem to work. As so There h a ve bee n many at- in late chemistry and is still often happens usually every tempts to s epa rat e the two applied in most of our univer sr- time nonetheless, her discovery kinds of sperm physically. One ties. But it didn't show satis- was purely accidental. In the of the methods, unsuccessful factory results after a certain course of investigation of the 24

chemistry of rabbit spermatozoa GROWTH OF WORLD5 POPULATION OVER THE CENTURIES by the method of electrophore- ' ,/ sis with retroactive purification "CONTRIBUTION OF VI SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY of the metabolism in the struc- oZ 4 ture of chromosomes' desoxyr :Q hiboneucleic acid, to see their ~ 3 u. mobility in solutions of varying o acidity and alkalility. In this ~ z o technique (see our issue ::::; ...J December, 1951, on "Electro- co phoresis with retroactive purifI- cation of the metabolism in the 6000 4000 structure of chrosomes' desoxy- Be AD rhiboneucleic acid) the cells are placed in a little box called Mendeyerfoffh vessel which a positive negatrode at one end sperms from a Nendeyerfoffh on what its sex is. and a negative pos itrode at the vessel were collected, one from All told we have had 237 other end, the remaining ends the negative pos itrode , and one births in 64 litters. We predic- being neutral. The solution is from the pocket of my assistant ted the sex of the offspring cor- suspended from the roof, and the eminent Dr. Ellerys Stone- rectly in 529 cases for an aver- can have adjustable values of wall. We inseminated (from age of 67.7%. Considering the Ph.Ds" , or hydrogen ion de uteri- Latin: seminar, artificial in- sexes separately there were 64 on concentrations. As the Ph.D. jection of subjects) three does successes out of 43 for females, is changed the cells move from one with each batch. Negatrode in a total of 71.3% and 51 out one room to the other, towards sperms produced six offspring, of 35289560 for males in a total one pole - South or North. Or, all fern a Ie s , Pos itrode pro- of .00000000000008 %. rather, that is what they -were duced two offspring males and Therefore, on the who Ie, expected to do. To her sur- a dog, whose X chromosomes the evidence that the two types prise, and ours evidently, at had been introduced by error, of r a b bit s per m can be sep- certain values of the Ph.D., the labels on the X chromo- arated by electrophoresis is the cells didn't move at all. somes being mixed with some convincing. We have also be- The papers on this subject are o the r, His sex was undeter- gun to work with other animals. quite interesting and the most mined, and we stamped him as At the moment we are trying to famous one is undoubtedly the male, with the benefit of doubt, separate nightingale sperms. one before the last issue of Mrs. and to round out our figures in On the 0 the r end Dr. Ray v. N. Degauleschkaia, a diary the experiment. The poe k e t "Sugar" Thornborn has reported called: ttWhy in heck did I for- batch produced three male and a g rea t s u c c e ssw ith human get to put on the current?" Her three female dwarf rabbits, bet- sperms, but his results lack ac- last paper is very dramatic and ter known nowadays as pocket curacy. The only man he had tells us about her experiences rabbits. as experiment-test is still alive later on. This valuable docu- Encouraged by these results or already flying. ment can be found in most li- we repeated the e x per i men t These experiments in a whole braries and is named! "Twenty many times in the last 10 years, have aroused a great interest years in Siberia." with an overall rate of success among dairy-cattle breeders. Nevertheless her discoveries of 50% and a fa i I u r e rate of Should our methods be conclu- in this field led to more experi- 20%. The technique has been sive and in the near future we ments. Obviously there was refined to the extent that we will drink artificial milk from a something different about two are almost rating a 30% failure male offspring rabbit, Although different types of chromosomes for a 60% success. a good deal of work is still to or they w 0 u I d n' t be called One of the difficulties of such be done, we are hopeful that different. Could that be the an experiment consists in de- livestock breeders will have a long-thought dis tin c t ion be- termining the sex of the new workable method of sex deve 1- tween the X and Y chromo- born rabbit, by simple inspec- opment in the not-too-near- somes? To test this idea some tion. So the off-spring are killed cl ose-future, ideas were carried on in our and their tis sue s examined own laboratories in the Biolo- at the microscope. If it turns FOR SALE: Extra amount of gical Naval Academy of Switz- out that the rabbit is not a fe- rabbits in all colors. Address erland: three batches of rabbit male, very little doubt is left to University of Caligan. 25 THE MIT BATON SOCIETY PRESENTS: • An Evening With ELLA FITZGERALD *

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AGE 6 7 8 waste products when organic GRADE 2 3 compounds have been theoreti- cally shown to be better, easier to use, and closer to the es- sence of man than the inorganic compounds will eventually lead to frustration. Perhaps, which I doubt, Dingleberry will come through and provide the theo- retical basis for the first homo sapiens to be constructed from inorganic waste products. For those interested in con- structing a homo sapiens from organic waste products, the process has been well deline- I ated by Caballah and Speliotis l--I _ (who were frustrated, as men- tioned above, because of the as a cat a Iy s t between the low world population), and the parts as you want, and you still quanta (extraordinarily lax of theoretical work was done re- have individuals in each part. Basame s), then the k r y p ton cently by Roger Estlin Gross- The Prime Corollary immediate- would tend to amalgamate and mansch. Grossmansch assumed ly follows that given these in- throw off supermans (see the existence of beercapacity dividuals, send them to pro- graph). Dingleberry suggested and developed a concise math- gressive schools. (Sec graph) that n 0 m 0 sap i ens could be ematical system. His system Gerarde F. Dingleberry, fa- constructed very simply from works extraordinarily well, even mous janitor at the University hypotheticodeductive (anhideous) when such un tan g i b 1e s as of Chicago, in a moment of ex- chlorine oxygen bleach, a com- TVsitting, otherdirectedne s s , treme lucidity, extraordinary pound not readily available to organizational phobia, gregar- genius, and sheer inspiration, the amateur scientist since not iousne ssj b o h e m i a n i s m, etc. thoroughly demolished Basames' even the professional scientists are taken into account. Robert hypotheses by showing that know what it is. Dingleberry, L. Tittle and Claude M. Hough- they do not work. Through a with the classical mysterious- ton 0 f the General Electric series of intricate mathematical ness so appropriate for men of Schenectady Lab, working with steps, involving matrix theory, set theory, number theory, and profundity, asserts impatiently Eldon W. Raylor of Monsanto, various other theorie s that even that everyone should know what have collected all the literature the mathematicians haven't the- the com p 0 un d is and that if on constructing an organic- orized about yet, Dingleberry people would follow the reason- waste-product hom e sapiens. proved conclusively that be- ing in his obscure, abstruse For fifty cents, in stamp or cause Basames assumed that mathematical models they would coin, the amateur scientist can see for themselves. receive their ex cell e n t kit intersecting empty sets were The amateur is now in a which also con t a ins defumi- necessarily disjointed. (a most quandry. Frankly, I myself do gants and a gas mask. The ad- unpalatable a ssumption.) and that because he assumed that not see any justification for dress is Homo Sapiens Offer, phosphotungstic acid would act attempting to use inorganic Box 77, Chicago 77, Illinois.

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