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CON-CON VEEP TO RUN AT LINCOLNLAND seepages SPRING ON A COLLEGE CAMPUS as captured by SPECTRUM staff artist Dave Lutrell. Candidates Found Faculty, Staff to Inside Off ices Pay Activity Fee See Page 3 See Page 3 PAGE TWO THE 8PECTRUM February 22, 1972 NIXON'S PENTAGON PAPERS By Richard Damrshek Nevertheless, we might wish to continue As I develop this series on the Pentagon the 1imitation even after a formal denun- papers, I am becoming more convinced than ciation, IN ORDER TO REINFORCE ITS SINCER- ever that their importance 1 ies in their ITY AND PUT THE MONKEY FIRMLEY ON HANOI 'S revelation of policy planning in the past BACK FOR WHATEVER FOLLOWS. Of course, . which we may use as a guide to understanding any major military change could compel the present. Particularly important in full-scale resumption at any time. this respect is the recent Nixon admini- c. In view of weather limitations, bomb- stration announcement of secret peace ne- ing north of the 20th parallel will in gotiations with North Vietnam that were any event be limited at least for the conducted over the last nine months by Hen- next four weeks or so--which we tenta- Dear Dr. Schoenfeld: ry Kissinger and high ranking communists tively envisage as the maximum testing -move my representatives. This significant announce- Could you please tell me how to period in any event. HENCE, WE ARE NOT hips during intercourse? Should my muscles ment raises several major questions for GIVING UP ANYTHING REALLY SERIOUS IN THIS which knowledge of the Pentagon papers pro- be re1axed or tensed? I am an 18 year old TIME FRAME. Moreover, air power now used girl having. trouble reaching a climax and vide possible answers. First of all, why north of 20th can probably be used fn La- B.K. was the announcement made? What could the too embarrassed to ask anyone I know. os(where no policy change planned) and in embarrassed to U.S. gain from such announcement? and why ANSWER: If you weren't too SVN . talk to your girlfriends you'd find up to was the announcement made at this time(Jan. d. Insofar, as our announcement foresha- 25, 1972)? half of them also have difficulty achieving dows any possibility of a complete bomb- orgasm. Relax. The more you worry about IN THE PAST, ACCORDING TO THE EVIDENCE IN ing stoppage, in the event Hanoi, really THE PENTAGON PAPERS, SUCH ANNOUNCEMENTS OF this problem, the more difficult the solu- exercises reciprocal restraints, we re- tion--in a sense it's like trying to catch PEACE OFFENSIVES HAVE COINCIDED WITH A DE- gard this as unlikely. CISION TO ESCALATE THE WAR. The purpose of your own shadow. To understand this peace offensive as a No single answer will apply to every fe- the announcement of the peace offensive guise for escalation, it is important to male but knowing the ideas and experiences or plan is to say to the world and parti- remember that it took place after the U.S. of others can be very helpful. You could cularly to internal critics of our war po- and South Vietnamese forces had suffered books-- licy: "See, we're doing everything reason- read one or all of the following stunning defeats in the Tet offensive, less but please don't try holding a book in one able to bring this war to an honorable con- than two months ago. The Pentagon papers clusion. Now it's up to the other side to hand and.. .. The Marriage Art by John E. reveals that U.S. excalation has come only Eichenlaub, M.D., Dell paperback;Sexual Ex- demonstrate its good faith by accepting our in response to the threat of collapse of the plan." However, 1i ke the present announce- pression in Marriage by Donald W. Hastings, war effort and the consequent destruction M.D., Bantam paperback;The Sensuous Woman ment, the administration knows in advance of the government of South Vietnam. THE HIS- that it is proposing an unacceptable plan. bv "J" (ianore the flaws, Dell paperback. TORY OF THE WAR IS ,QUITE SIMPLY THAT OF THE I wroteua long article on female orgasms The logic of such an operation may be seen U.S. HAVING TO SUPPLY GREATER AND GREATER from the fol 1owing exampl e. for the Apri 1, 1970 Cosmopol itan. Your 1ocal FORCE TO PREVENT THE COMMUNISTS FROM WIN- public library should have Cosmos in bound On March 31, 1968, President Johnson made NING. a historical speech announcing a de-escala- editions, or read a copy of the In the present peace offensive, it was Handboek, Cosmopolitan Books, tion of the war, specifically by imposing clear to the Nixon administration that a- You needn't follow a complicated formula significant limits on our bombing of North nother Tet was likely. What better way to research Vietnam (the speech also announced his in- of body motions, though several prepare the world for the largest aerial associates have suggested a rotary hip move- tention not to run again for President). bombing campaign of the entire war than by What many did not notice is the announcement ment. Just relax and move in a way giving announcing a concerted effort for peace? you and your old man the most pleasurable in the same speech of an increase in the KNOWING FULL WELL THAT HIS PEACE PLAN WAS sensations . number of our ground tropps by 13,500. What UNACCEPTABLE, THE PRESIDENT SOUGHT TO A- ********** only a few knew was that .on the same day of CHIEVE MAXIMUM PROPAGANDA ADVANTAGE AS A the speech Johnson authorized a State ,De- Dear Dr. Schoenfeld: MAN OF PEACE WHILE AT THE SAME TIME ASSENT- Hair transplants are not painful. I have partment cablegram to United States Ambas- ING TO THE MOST VICIOUS INTENSIVE BOMBING performed more than one thousand operations sadors in countries directly supporting our CAMPAIGN OF THE WAR. in thelast 12yearswithoutone patient war effort (Australia, New Zealand,Thailand, One need only study the major points of Usually I do 50 grafts Laos, the Phil lipines, and South Korea) complaining of pain. escalation of our war effort to see that in a few hours, which is not time-consuming. which explained to them what they were to they coincide with, if not the administra- Finally, the operation is no more costly tell their hosts were the real reasons be- tion's announcement of peace plans, inten- than the price of a good toupee. A toupee hind and implications of the speech. The sive domestic and international pressure may last a year whereas the benefits of a cablegram read in part: for peace. Such periods include the Gulf hair transplant last a lifetime. a. You should call attention to force of Tonkin incidents, the landing of the San Francisco Dermatologist increases that would be announced at the first Marine Divisions in Feb. 1965,the air ********** same time and would make clear our conti- war of that and succeeding years, the John- Many readers have asked about my recent nued resolve. Also top priority to re- son speech in March, 1968, and the most re- statement about chances of damage to the equipping ARVN forces. cent peace announcements by President Nixon. fetus when a pregnant woman uses marijuana. b. YOU SHOULD MAKE CLEAR THAT HANOI IS In the next installment I will examine some Drugs should not be used during pregnancy MOST LIKELY TO DENOUNCE THE PROJECT AND of these early peace initiatives which were unless necessary and recommended by a phy- THUS FREE OUR HAND AFTER A SHORT PERIOD. coupled with escalation of the war. sician. Any drug used during pregnancy, es~eciallythe first three months,increases the risk of congenital defects. But there has never been a documented ROCK C instance of congenital defects resulting from a pregnant woman's********** use of marijuana. RRDIO Dear Dr. Schoenf eld: A really ghastly experience . happened to . Doug Lane me at a large party I gave. Some jerk put 30 caps of acid in a bottle of wine and passed it out to unsuspecting guests inclu- ding some children who are allowed to drink a little wine, a lot of very straight . 'TOMMY' Was Good friends from our neighborhood and many folks who had a long way to drive to get home. No one would ever tell me who did it, possibly because I would have strangled Being hidden in the depths of a projec- dividual musicians who can't make it with a the guilty party. If want to take any tion booth, surrounded by miles of porno group because most groups have to put out drugs that's my business, but God help the faotage daily does have its disadvantages. GFR-noise to get noticed. Picture .bringing next creep who lays it on me or my friends Even though the pay is better than that of all of these musicians together to do a without knowledge and consent! K.B. the average jock in this town, you must sa- beautiful rock-opera, the first,like Tommy. ********** crifice your personal desires occasionally. This is what has happened, and the end re- Dear Dr. Schoenfeld: Sunday night was one of those times. Tommy sul t is beautiful. In reading your reference to garl ic as a played at the Armory at 7: 30 and I was some- Throughout the entire rehearsals, 1 was cure for pin-worm infestation, I was re- where between Lots to Learn, the first set entertained by one of the closest copies of minded of the "cure" given me when I was of previews and Zero In and Scream.