The Weather Mostly cloudy to-day and Get the to-morrow; not much change in temperature; fresh north­ SANITARY SEWER east and east winds to-day. First

Entered a» second claim mall matter. January 81. 1826, at the Post Office at Elisabeth. New Jeraey. under the Art o f M a r c h 3. 1879.

VOL. II., N0. fr? HILLSIDE, NEW JERSEY, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 3 , 1926 in i'iti ti. Niitvsrt i' ior m u TOWNSHIP o n HIM.SIDE PRICE FIVE CENTS

» OFFICIALS ACT TO Public Schools Open Wednesday IMMEDIATE STORM FRET ENT TIEDF IN With Over 3,000 Enrollment SEWER BUILDING IS POTTER TELLS JOINT MEETING CASE OF STRIKE Hillside’s public schools will open schools and who has been in Europe FAVORED BY POTTER ELIZABETH AND RAHWAY FILTER for the new term next Wednesday during the past year, will return to morning September 8 with an enroll­ Martin Given Power to License reorganize the courses, in household ment that will probably exceed 3,00ft arts.' There will be a change also in Consulting Engineer Recom­ Independent Owners Should according to a statement made yes­ the manual arts department which mends Drain for Northern PLANTS ARE NOT SUFFICIENT Walkout Occur Oct. 1st terday by Supervising Principal of will again be in charge of Mr. Geore Section; to Cost $140,000 Schools Arthur G. Woodfield. Regis­ Roberts. Mr. Roberts will have an as­ tration o f pupils will not begin until INTER-COUNTY LOAN To avoid the possibility o f Hillside sistant, Constantine Harper, who will the schools are opened on that day. also be an instructor in mechanical In his report to the Township Com- OPENS 22ND SERIES Discharge of Crude Sewage Into the Streams being left stranded without transpor­ mittee Wednesday night on the The estimate of the probable en­ drawing. * tation in the event, the threatened drainage conditions in the northern rollment for this year is based 6n Threatens Drinking Water-Sewer Con­ strike of the Public Service operators section of the township, Alexander The Inter-County,, Building and previous figures. The total enroll­ goes into effect on the first of next Sister Adelaide New Potter, who has ben working with Loan Association will open jts 22nd ment during the past year, Mr. struction, Only Remedy, Halted month, Committeeman Thomas • E. Township Engineer C. H. Luster, r e ­ series next Wednesday^ night at W oodfield stated, was 2,700 and Martin, chairman of the Transporta­ commended the immediate construe Smith’s Hall, 10 Hillside avenue. As, from year to year the average in­ St. Catherine Head by Elizabeth and Linden tion Committee, requested power tion of a storm sewer to cover all the sets of the organization at the pres­ crease. in the number of pupils has Wednesday night to take care of the Classes in the St. Catherine Paro­ streams in that section. ent time are in excess of $225,000 been from ten to twelve per cent. situation should anything arise. chial School here will start one day The estimated cost of such a sewer and it showed earnings in the past That further delay in the matter of Linden,-djut wt* find that neither The Township Committee voted to Both additions to the Central before the public schools open, on not including Minnehaha, Pocahontas year of 10 per cent. of the Joint Outlet Sewer construc­ o f these cities stands ready to permif empower the Transportation rind Po­ Grammar and Hillside Avenue Tuesday September 7, Rev. Father and Hiawatha avenues or the expense At the August meeting of the asso tion will seriously menace the wate: the construction o f such a plant with­ lice Committees to make arrange­ Schools will be used when classes be­ Thomas F. Canty told The Times y e s­ of securing easements, is placed by elation William J. Gill was elected to supplies of the cities of Elizabeth in their borders. T he contention of ments for keeping the township con­ gin next week. For the first time in terday. Registration of students be­ Mr. Potter at $140,000. This would the Board of Directors. and Rahway, was the bomb shell these two cities is that a disposal, nected by transportation with other the history o f the local school system gins to-dav, Friday, and when tfie drain the areri froni the Newark line thrown into the meeting of the Join'. plant for each of the conjointly con­ communities should the strike be to the students of the Senior High count is completed there are expect­ to the Irvington branch of the Le­ Sewer Commission held yesterday af­ tracting municipalities should be called. a separate building will'* be devoted ed to be from 250 to 276 students high Valley Railroad, or a distance ternoon at the City Hall, Newark, by constructed within their own borders School, the new addition to the Cen­ enrolled in the Catholic school on requiring the installation of 2.6 LEGION CARNIVAL, Alexander Potter, engineer for the I am satisfied that it will be found This would probably mean grant­ tral Grammar School having been North Bread street. ing permission to independent opera­ miles o f pipe varying in size from commission. Chairman Richard S impractiacble within the meaning o': planned with this idea in mind. The There will be one or t^o slight tors to substitute on the Public Serv­ ] 08 to' 10 inches. Earl, Committeemen Thomas E. Mar­ the law governing such cases, to building will be known as the Hill­ changes in the organization of the STARTING MONDAY, ice lines now,serving^ Hillside, as well Mr. Potter favors the construction tin and Robert F. Smalley attended build a disposal plant within the side High School. . ^ teaching staff o f the school, Father as pressing into the service various of the sewer in three parts, from the the meeting. limits of any of the jointly contract­ Pupils of the eighth and ninth Canty declared. Sister De Ricci, who private vehicles. Irvington branch of the Lehigh Val­ LASTS ALL WEEK Mr. Potter declared that the pollu­ ing municipalities, because of the grades, which comprise* the Junior was principal of the school last year, ley Railroad to Munn avenue rind tion o f the water supply was increas­ fact that we are under contrkct to Negotiation thus far have not im­ High School,* wili attend classes in the will not occupy the post this year but Bond street, from Munn avenue and ing each year and he c6uld not un­ provide sewerage facilities for the proved the relations between i n ; old building of the Central Grammar will be succeeded by Sister Adelaide Affai”* Will Be Held on Field Bond street to an elevation on High­ derstand why the condition was per city of Elizabeth, both through the Public Service and their operators in School One more full time teacher will be land avenue, ?.nd the third section to of Bristol-Myers; Woman Joint Trunk Sewer and through the the wage dispute which is threaten­ mitted to continue so long. There will be bjR few changes in added to the staff, Sister Dolores. cover the remainder of the territory Roselle Park sewer in Elizabeth as ing to stop transporfati n in this sec­ High Diver Feature Mr. Potter’s address to tKe meet­ the organization of the school system Sister Dolores last year taught only not already drained. Such a sewer, well as the Joint Trunk Sewer in tion, and the precautions taken by ing follow s: according to the supervising princi occasionally.- the engineer stated, would take care Union Township. the committee will t>> necessary Beginning next Monday evening “ The protracted rains during the pal. There will be several new teach­ The school rooms are now in the of the drainage from 61 acres in “ As it will take a year to construct should the two fail to com e to an September 0, Hurden-Looker Post last month have again demonstrated ers, as is usually the case each year. process of ag renovated and re Hillside and 276 acres in the city of a sewage disposal plant and two agreement before the end of the No. 50, American Legion, will hold' the inadequacy of the preesnt Joint Mrril Kahanl, who was formerly, in painted, prior to the opening for the Newark. years to construct the Supplementary month. a six day carnival on the grounds of charge of girls’ work in the township new semester next Tuesday morning The work can be accomplished less Trunk Sewer and m e need o f the Joint Trunk Sewer, I took up with the Bristol-Myers Co. heTe. Final ar­ immediate construction of the Sup­ expensively, Mr. Potter said, if.th e I Ihe Director of the State Department rangements have been made by the plementary Joint Trunk Sewer. construction followed the line of the j of Health on August 23rd the matter committee consisting of Commander Many millions of gallons daily,. of LOCAL JEWS PREPARE was also recommended in the repori j o f a permit for the construction of BOY’S FRANK ENDANGERS SIX TRACK BRIDGE NOT Herbert C. Randolph, Vice C om -1 c rude sewage, overflow from ‘ many streams rather than the streets. It the Supplementary Joint Trunk Sew-y mander Benedict Wagenbach, T. J. points along the line of the sewers *T! TO OBSERVE NEW YEAR that a stlfc^v be made of the drainage “*• pending the determination * ' UVES OF BIS FAMILY Mahan, Jamess Daley, Herbert W. f > TDD STEEP-NICKERSON situation between tl^ railroad and ®n incroosingr number of times each | definite site for '7 he‘ 7ewage'‘ tirea^ Sole and John Hughes. Holy Day Services to be Held the Elizabeth River. No action was year, causing serious pollution, hi the ■ ment plant. Rahway River and the Elizabeth Twist* Steering Wheel of Car Contract Was Awarded for taken by the committee on the re­ All manner o f rides, amusements “ Another important consideration l?y Sinai Congregation in and entertainment will be furnished River. From these tw,o rivers potable Causing it to Smash Into Bridge to Cover Six Tracks; port. in the construction o f the sections of Theatre Hall T w o Days In his report also Mr. Potter re­ on the spacious grounds by the Bell water supplies are taken and served Telegraph Pole Await R. R. Reply the Supplementary Joint Trunk Sew commended the re-buildingruf a por­ Amusement Co. I n c /o f Newark who to the citizens of Elizabeth and Rah­ or not affected by the sewage dis- have been conducting carnivals for way. Sewage into water supply Sinai Congregation and La­ tion' of the Bailey atvenue salutary PPJhH works, is that the paving pro­ other organizations all over the coun­ streams continues fo r weeks at a dies Auxiliary, -the only organization Five persons narrowly escaped Engineer Ralph W. Nickerson took sewer. gress in many o f the municipalities time. £ of Jews in the township, announce serious injuries Sunday afternoon exception Wednesday night.to incor­ try. is to be held tip pending the construc­ the completion of plans fo r the ob when an automobile crashed into a rect statements mad< public at the ORDINANCES PASSED A special feature of the carnival, “With the grbwth of the contribu­ tion of the Supplementary Joint servance of the high Jewish holy pole, the result of a small boy grab­ previous meeting o f ihe Township which will start each evening at 7 :30 ting municipalities, this pollution is Trunk Sewer, interfering very seri­ days which start next week. Celebra­ bing the steering wheel. Committee to the effect that a bridge The oridnance providing for the p. m., will be the high diving act of* increasing from year to year, and i. ously with traffic an d travel through tion of Rosh Hashona, or New Years, The Ford coupe, owned and being over the Lehigh Valley Railroad construction of sidewalks and fixing Mermaida, a young woman who dives becoming a greater menace' to the the municipalities whose paving pro­ begins at sundown next Wednesday operated by Albert Weiss, 151 Hoyt tracks at Pennsylvania avenue to the grade o f Harvard avenue from into a tank o f water front a distance water supplies thus pollifled. As the gram is thus interfered with. September 8 and ends at sundown' street, Kearny, was proceeding cover six tracks wohld make the Bloy street to Cornell place was pass­ of 150 feeet. In addition there will be condition cited above is a matter of “ Very little of the sewer will be Friday September 10. The Sinai Con­ along North Broad street, in the grade too steep to be negotiated by ed on final reading by the Township a -merry-go-round for the kiddies, common knowledge, it is beyond- my affected ib any way by any changes gregation has secured the Hillside direction o f Elizabeth. In the car, at automobiles. Committee Wednesday night. An or ferris wheel, rotary swings and a comprehension why this has .been per­ in the location of the sewage disposal Theatre Hall on Hollywood avenue in the time, was the man’s wife, his Members of the committee, it ap dinance was passed on first reading number of booths at which all sorts mitted to continue so long on why plant; consequently, the immediate providing for the acquisition of cer­ which to hold services and all Jewish mother-in-law, Mrs. H. Hanna, and pear3, had been under the impres­ of articles will be on sale. the courts have not been appealed tj construction of this Supplementary tain property needed for the con­ residents o f the township are cor­ his^two children, May nine and one sion that the contract which was John Connelly and Willard lioch- by the persons affected.; to put ‘an Joint Trunk Sewer vill hasten the struction of the Boston avenue storm dially invited to attend. Rabbi Ed­ half months, and Albert, 2 years old. awarded for the bridge covered a derffer will be in charge of the mer­ end to this unbearable nuisance time when the nuisance now caused sewer. ward Diamond and Rabbi Hirschberg As they were travelling at a nor­ Plan for four tracks, the railroad re­ ry-go-round, Jack Grrint and James There can be no doubt but that the can be eliminated.” will conduct the services. mal rate o f speed, near the Lehigh jecting the plan and asking for a Daley of the ferris wh'eel, and Frank life and health o f the people of Valley railroad crossing, Albert J., bridge wide enough for six tracks. TO CLEAN BROOK Rybnikar of the rotary swings. The Elizabeth and Rahway are jeopard­ This holiday marks the beginning RESIDENTS TO ATTEND riding in the front seat near his Mr. Nickerson stated, however, that Women’s Auxiliary of the Post will ized by the polluting o f these streams of the year 5687 on the Jewish cal father, suddenly clutched' the "wheel th£ contract had beer awarded for Road Overseer Karl Engler was have a booth o f its own in addition with crude sewage, for the efficient endar. The interesting featu re of the LUTHER LEAGUE RALLY and gave it an abrupt twist to the a six (rack qran, but that the rail­ instructed by the Township Commit­ to the others. filter plants constructed on both prayers during this holiday is the fer­ tee Wednesday night to clean out tne right, with the result ’that it crashed road wanted an additional switch This will be the first carnival held these* water supplies do not form a Fourteen Luther Leaguers of Cal­ vent appeal by the' worshipers to the brook which crosses Long avenue fo l­ into a pole, smashing windshield, fen­ track installed. The grade of the ap­ in Hillside since that given fo r the positive line of defense to sufficient- vary Lutheran Church arc* looking Great Jehovah that He inscribe hap­ lowing the receipt of a communica­ ders, headlights and shoving the en­ proach for the plan on which the benefit of the Police Department I ]y safeguard the consumers during forward with much anticipation to piness and good fortune fo r them in tion from the Union County Mosqui gine out o f place. contract -was awarded is about 1 1 per about five or six years ago, and an ' periods when the rivers are greatly the three-day State Convention of the Book o f Life for the year to to Commission recommending this - Alberti Jr., ✓ was cut about the cent, Mr. Nickerson said, which enjoyable time is promised - those polluted by the discharge of .crude the Luther Leagues o f New Jersey to mouth by flying glass, while Mrs. would be only very slightly increased step; „ • who attend. sewage into the streams. be held at Cajnden on Saturday, Sun-^ Harry Zavin, of 15 Broadway, and Marion Weiss, his mother sustained with the additional switch track. A “ This condition can only be re­ day rind Monday. F rom all reports it Adolph Licht, of 5 Broadway, are several cuts about the head. They grade of 11 per cent, the engineer medied by - eonstructiori of tho will be the biggest state convention president and secretary respectively were taken to police headquarters by declared, is not at all uncommon and Supplementary Joint Trunk $ewer. ever held by the Luther League in of the Sinai Congregation. Patrolman William Huey, directing would not. be too steep for automo­ Beautiful Women ? Not Much, The concerted action of the eleven New Jersey. A full and very attrac­ traffic nearby, and treated by Dr. biles. municipalities in combining to solve tive program has hefcn arranged for C. L. Mentzer, later going to their While the township is still negotia­ this important problejn has not been the young people. “TRUDY” fASSES THROOGH home by trolley. Their machine was ting with the railroad to secure a por­ Say Young Men o f Calvary easy to secure. The viewpoints of the On Saturday afternoon they will so badly damaged that it cpuld not tion o f the cost o f an enlarged bridge various municipalities as to their re­ a,. g0 on a sightseeing tour o f the be operated and was towed to a gar­ spective responsibilities fqj the cqst. ON WAY TO BCBUIWS another suggestion^yas made by Who said modern young men pre the a^O of good housekeeping should Sesqui-Centennial a t Philadelphia age. Committeeman Robert F. Smalley differ, and a discussion df the vari- fer beauty to brains? They may like by a narrow margin. The young wo I while in the evening a get-to-gether Gertrude “Trudy” Ederle, first which is that the bridge be built from ous factors arising in tho determine- ffarty will ho hold at the convention to go, on petting parties with thr. men on the previous week had placed woman to swim the English Channel, the corner of Cedar street and Penn­ come third. Good health finally won ti,on o f this problem has consumed church, Christ Lutheran Church, UTILITY BOARD TO GET pretty flappers who think they’re passed through Hillside tin North sylvania avenue in the direction of good health fourth and ambition much time. Realizing the menace, all Cam den. Religiqus services will be Broad street at 12:45 p. m. Tuesday BROAD STREET REPAIR Brookside avenue. The report of the a riot because fortune blessed then, third. of the contributing municipalities i held on Sunday w hile business st»- Township Attorney is being awaited with attractive features, but when it have agreed upon the construction of sions will be held on Monday. The on her way to Atlantic Highlands, Other qualities that the young men before the next step in the matter comes to picking a woman for a life this Supplementary Joint Trunk Sew- convention will close with a banquet where the Ederles have their summer Since the Public Service has failed felt were desirable and essential ih is taken. partner, beauty— good looks— is con­ er and have appropriated money not fat the Hotel Walt Whitman, at which home. to heed the various requests of the young Avomen were, cleanliness, re While negotiations concerning the sidered the least desirable quality. only fo r the Supplementary Joint j time the speaker will be Dr. Samuel She was accompanied by an escort Township Committee for repairing finenienf,' good refutation, intelli­ bridge are in progress, a sign is to be Trunk Sewer but also for a disposal YV. Grafflin. Those who are going to of Jersey City motorcycle policemen, their trolley road bed on North Broad This was the decision made by the gence, good nature, economy, love of placed on both approaches to the works to treat the sewage from the the members of her immediate fam­ street, the committee voted Wednes­ voang men members of the Luther family, good sportsmanship, patience, the convention are as follows: Lydia tracks warning persohs, especially existing sewer and the Supplemen­ ily and a number of others in auto­ day night to bring the matter before League of Calvary Lutheran Church and lasl of all, beauty. Casselman, Gertrude Bambach, Julia the Board o f Public Utility Commis­ children, that they cross at their own Sunday when, in a discussion on "The tary Sewer as well, in accordance Heinrich, Betty Groh, Jessie Berweil- r mobiles. "Trudy” was driving her The Pastor declared that the ob­ sioners. peril. At the same time a police o ffi­ Desirable Qualities o f Young Women, with the general stipulations o f the er, Elsie Berweiler, Edith Jimmer- - famous rod roadster and T raffic O f­ ject in having these discussions was 1 ownship Clerk H ward J. Bloy cer will be stationed at the bridge good looks was given the unfamiliar State Department o f Health. T o treat ron, George Jimmerson, Raymond ficer William Huey, on duty at North to assist young people in crystallizing was instructed to write the Utility and the railroad will bs requested to designation of being placed in the the owage thus delivered through Galloway, George Grohn, George Uroad street and Ridgway avenue, their ideas as to just what a goofl Commission explaining the situation station one of their men at this poinr “wallflower” category. the existing sewer and the proposed Kinsey, George Perweiler, Michael gave her party the right o f way as also. person means.. and making application for a hearing. supplementary Joint Trunk Sewer Perweiler and Elsie Tetzlaff. , they went through here w ith automo­ It was interesting to find that Owing to the fact that the officers A copy o f this letter is to be sent to a sewage disposal plant must „e lo bile horns shrieking. there was more diversity of opinion and others aie to attend the three the Public Service RICHARD L. DAILEY eated at or hear tidewater. BENSON A REGULAR .Later in the day Miss Ederle re1- among the young men than among day convention at Camden there will “ W e have complied with the re “ eeivod the most enthusiastic welcome Richard L. Dailey, age five years the young women last week. Th .- be no Luther League meeting this quest o f the State Department; we ystgfven her since her return from DOG SHOT young men decided, as did the young On the recommendation of Police § , and six months, beloved son of Stew­ Sunday evening, m e next devotion have designed the sewage dispose! Commisiaoner Thomas *, Martin, M l triumphant acquatic feat abroad. John Peterson of 421 Hillside ave­ women at the previous meeting, that art J. and Gertrude L. Dajley of 4 al meeting will therefore be held on plant in accordance with their ge.v .Walter Benson, w ho has sal nue, reported to the police Sunday "religious” should come first, since a Morris place, passed away early- Mon­ Sunday evening September 12fh eral requirem ent, and have already ily completed his Off period < night that a mad dog was in his store/ person being truly religious would day morning, after a serious Illness when the topic. “ Hew Can Oik* purchased a'sits oA which we can tion on thr, Police Pepertme] Patrolman Oscar Bishop and Joseph necessarily have many other qualities of three weeks. Funeral Services Church Be A Mightier Force in Opr build the sewage disposal plant eithsr made a regular m em ber of that are admirable. A 'k u g discussion Beyers shat the dog. w*l» held Tuesday afternoon at the Community?” will be discussed. In the City of pliaabath tr the C’ty partment i i s U toe Fo# Service* 140 Clinton Av< followed as to th* relatirm isrtqrtaace uue. Newark, Bey. Arthur N of loyalty, good health a ft tutbl ,F*» Real Baltary terries . Caff. ' V -' a-. van— it s — ■ SJ THE HILLSIDE TIMES, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 1926

INDIVIDUALITY IN COIFFURE? Intitt That Frogs W hen the “ Elocution Lewis Stone Arrived in Deluge Queen” Wat Supreme EVENING GOWNS FOR AUTUMN The govertunent meteorological of­ I think that elocutlonlsm, as perpe­ fice in Washington gave scant cred­ trated by those who have taken lea- ence to those Danville residents who many of our states, but it was almost O BOB or' not to bob—that is not back and waved, reaching the nape o f said that It rained frogs. Officials said sons, Is now prohibited by law in 'San! | the question that engages most the heck, where it is pinned downf) T there had been several similar reports ap epidemic in the "seventies.” Tall women today, for they are already makes a dignified coiffure. There are previously, but none of them had been brunette ladies of intense personality, bobbed. But, with the passing of time, some solutions that will keep.thq wave proved. and always suffering from a slight since women began shearing their long in the hair for some time. North Danville residents, on the cold, would travel from town to town StorK locks, the bob has been varied tn The sequel to summer’s story o f other hand, pointed to millions of and collect their victims into halls, many ways and women have learned evening dress begins with the a r ­ black frogs as large as a man’s finger­ and goose-pimple them with "Rum’s Just us this meadow Is filled with to be discriminating In their choice of rival of the first proud ships from COWS LOVE MEADOWS nail hopping about Bryant avenue. Maniac,” "Curfew Shall Not Ring To­ grass which I love, and down yonder styles. Their . problem now is to France, .bearing gowns in the mode* Smalt boys with cans and buckets col­ night,” and “The Fall of the Pember- is a brook which 1 love, unu over select the most becoming of the fash­ designed for autumn. These ships a te l l 00, MOO,” said Mrs. Cow. lected them by the thousands. In some ton Mill.” I can tiling of only one there is u tree under which I like to ionable hair cuts* and to cultivate a docking every day now, and deliver­ i y l "Moo, moo,” said Mrs. form of entertainment more devastat­ lie. certain individuality. ing their exciting freight in the shape cases the frogs were shoveled from, Browfkmd-Whlte Cow. "And pray, ing* than the serious recitation given "Oh, a cow knows what it is to love Fashion has turned Its back upon of authentic styles, wMch may be­ porches and walks. At six o’clock in have you something to say to me? by the lady professional who bites her her own home and to be proud of It. come popular fashions—ot may not. the evening tlierfe were no frogs in You look as though you had some­ all the frizzy and frowsy curlings and "In fact, I arn so proud of It and It Is evident that the new all- sight. Following a tropical deluge at words, and that is the humorous or thing on your cow mind.” -wavings and Insists upon coiffures I like it much and enjoy the grass houette with bloused bodice, full skirt that hour, lasting a half hour, the laugh-provoking selection attempted “Ah, yes,” said Mrs. Cow, *‘I have that are sleek and shining and con­ so thoroughly that at times I almost (usually gathered at the sides) and streets and yards of that section of the by the same type of performer.— uomething to say to you. In the first form to the shape of the head—or feel ns though l had something to do city were thick with them. One theory George Ade, in Hearst’s International place. I’ve heard people talk about with the making of the graftal was that the tiny frogs were brought Cosmopolitan. their homes. "Moo, moo, I have written a song out of hiding places by the heavy rain, "Sometimes children w lir come to about my love o f toy home, and If you but this was held unlikely by the ab­ Cuticura Soap for the Complexion. play with the farmer’s children and would like to hear it 1 will slug It to sence of trees on the street.—Wash­ Nothing "better thaif Cuticura Soap they will talk of their homes and each you.” ington Post. daily and Ointment now and then as will love their own home better than "I would love to bear It. moo, moo,” needed to make the complexion clear, apy other, said Mrs. Brow n-und-White Cow. Skatfs for Police scalp clean and hands soft and white. "They enjoy going visiting, but So Mrs. Cow made what we would The number of men on German po­ Add to this the fascinating, fragrant home, they say, is the best of all. consider strange little sounds which lice forces is limited by the treuty of Cuticura Talcum, and you have the she1 called singiirg. Versailles. To enable the reduced Cuticura Toilet Trio.—Advertisement. This was her song: corps to cover their territory expe­ ditiously Dresden patrolmen get He Had the “Dope” ' I love my home, my meadow horn*. around on roller skates. Glasses are From a school boy’s essay on the In It I roam, in it I ro^m. held twice a week under exfvert In­ race horse: I eat of its grasses and its grasses are sweet, structors. In addition to speed on “The race hoese Is a noble animal And oh, its sky celling la always ao the skates the men practice target used very cruel by gentlemen. Races neat. shooting while on the rollers. are very bad places. None but wicked people know anything about races. There aren't any cobwebs In my cell­ This i»;the latest photograph of one The last derby was won by Mr. Mor- ing, the sky. of the most popular motion-picture Perfect Poise In the first place a broom wouldn’t rlss’ Manna, a beautiful bay colt by actors — Lewie Stone — appearing in A young man and a girl emerged reach that high Phalaris, rising four. The odds was “Old Loves and New." from the marriage license ofi’ ceu To brush it up and brush It down 9 to 1 against him, and he won 8 And brush It over the country and “They have taken a very Unportnnt lengths. Good old Steve!”—London town-. step," suggested a benevoleut by­ Dally Express. In the second place the sky Is ao very 3heH(MJ stander. clean ^ Roe Fulkerjor\ The^pair paused. That It would never allow a cobweb to “ Doubtless they realize that,” Bald Bromine From Ocean be seen, another bystander. "Watch them.” American chemists plan to get bro­ And so T say my celling Is fine mine, which is Indispensable In medi­ For with cleanly beauty It doth shine. The girl fixed her face while the young man lit a cigar/ette.— Louisville cine and many arts and industries, In "That word 'doth,’ ” said Mrs. Courier-Journal. unlimited quantities from the ocean in Brown-and-White Cow, sounds very the future. About 1,800 gallons of sea water must be treated for every pound poetical.” Misunderstood of bromine recovered. "I thought you would like It, my <( T GOT me a radio ovlffit,” an Audrey was visiting her grandfather dear,” said Mrs. Cow. "But my song nouncetl the House \DeCective, while the ’ veterinary was there at­ •AncKSo This Meadow Is My Home,” Stamp Sells for $500 IS not ended. Shall t finish It?” “ and last night I tending to one of the horees, which She Said. An error In.,the Argentine Rtamp of w 0 "Do,” said Mrs. Rrown-and-White “ You got KGB or somethii?jj/ inter­ had swallowed a silver off a tooth. Cow. the 1899 lsffiie resulted Tn one of the “ And the farmer loves his farm. rupted the Hotel Stenographed Audrey “listened In” on all the medi­ specimens being sold at auction In And the farmer’s wife loves yonder “Don’t tell me about It, Kelly. It’s cal Instructions and" when she got 1 love In my beautiful mirror to look. London the other day for $500. farmhouse. bad enough to be a radio fan, but home she exclaimed: My mirror of course Is yonder brook, when you wave your fan you become "All of thlg Is quite true, but what ^.n it I see If I lock my cow beat “Oh mother, onl of grandpa’s ^And when I see I do, I then take a a nuisance. I had to say was that I am like peo­ horses has swallowed its liver.” rest. "Acfam was the first radio fan. He ple in that way. took a spare pa^t and made a loud T love my meadow. I really feel as Then I rest and I dream and I think r ' Bobbed Seals’ Hair of my home. speaker out of it, thus eliminating the SONGS Some fur seals In Bering sea got though this were my own meadow. My beautiful home from which I'll need for a radio in his home. Radio their hair bobbed under a dictum is­ "T o he sure, I share it with the ne'er roam. wa® $! ln P°Pu*arUy thereafter and is That Are Sweeping I am what you would call a contented sued by the United States bureau of ether cows, but It Is my home. JusnRmiing back. •cow fisheries. The seals on the Pribilof the Country "These children who speak of lov­ And the end of my song has been “ No woman likes radio. Why should Islands were shorn of the thick hair ing their homes share their homes reached Just now. she? Every woman likes to do the TWO DISTINCTIVE COIFFURES or mane in order to note the Increase, “ K en tu ck y Lullaby” with their mothers and fathers and broadcasting for her own home. AH If any, next year. Only a certain sisters and brothers, but the home Mrs. Brown-and-White Cow swished day long she is by herself poking into seem to. Waves must'look soft and belt, or sash, at a low waistline, w ill “Out of My Dream;-.” number of three-year-old males were Am theirs, too. her tall and sa id : "Moo, moo, I don’t closet corners with her broom while natural but neatness Is the first es­ be featured In evening gowns as w ell subjected to the trim. Regulation liv­ know much about poetry, but as a the children are at tchool and the old sential o f a beautiful coiffure. Hair as In all other apparel. But the new “Don’t Forget the Pal “And so this meadow Is my home, favorite does not exclude the straight- ery barn clippers were used to shear cow critic, I’d say you have done very man is on the Job. She has to wash cutting has become a very fine art “ I love it Just as they love the line dress, tiered and flaring skirt and the seals. Y on Left at H om e” well.” dishes and clean, scrub and taunder Indeed and the hairdresser must con­ beauty of their houses. They always sider suitability of style to face and two-piece effects which are just as (All Have l/heleie A* t o»M/mn«uie> ' "Thank you,” said Mrs. Cow, "I all by herself because she has nobody think their houses are beautiful, aud personality before beginning to clip. well represented among the new a r­ wanted a little praise, even though to talk to except the baby. Ireland Plants Fish beautiful they are, I’m sure. Very few women can wear straight rivals. Other style points that m ay Q C p Per A'.;' you may know nothing of what you “When night comes she certainly Ireland is Importing fish eggs from “Their houses are filled with furni­ hair becomingly and bobbed heads be counted on are rich fabrics, band O O CCopy I-OR X are saying!” ’ ought to be allowed to say all the the North^Amerlcan continent, prin­ ture they love and pictures they love, compel much more attention than was trimmings and plenty of glitter o f (Copyright.) things she has thought out all during cipally Canada, and planting them In Ge< ’em fro m yom iWus/i !)•■,// given to long hair, for the hair must rhinestones and strass In bands an d Irish waters with good results, Japan the time she has been alone in the be kept waved. Many women resort ornaments, and of crystals. M oira rr or iirr c ii /r * > r? 1 house. hr doing likewise and has recently to the permanent wave, but it taken and satin gowns vary the georgette F oriter Mutcc Pub : Inc “ Kelly, the reason your wife gets taken 50,000 speckled trout eggs from a real expert to insure a satisfactory and semi-sheer crepe models th at Vancouver, British Columbia, to place LilH S W'tR.t'ili A w < In- T H E W H Y of the best of every domestic argument result and one must run the risk of make up a large part of the Imports As Told by is because she figured her side all dur­ In Oriental waters. SUPERSTITIONS ing the day. She knows just what you will say and what she will reply, Golf Courses for Women By H. I R V I N Q, KINQ Irvin S. Cobb BEST for the and If you do not say it, she has a Golf courses for women only are reply already arranged for whatever common In England and Scotland. you do say. All day long she mutters C o m p le xio n STEPPING OVER THINGS THE BURDEN Feminist desire for complete Independ­ / and plans over the argument untii ence Is the cause for the separatist f ThThe beauty of Glenn’s la the beauty she has It all worked out. movement. itt bbrings to the complexion — soft, F YOU step over a child you will Ty ECENTLY I told a story relating “ Then you come home at night and amooth, clear white akin, free of pim- stunt Its growth, it brings bad to Booker Washington. Today plea, blackheads or other blemishes. I buckle a couple of radio phones on O pen-Air Classes luck to a person to step over him I crave consent of the readers to tell jour bean her with an un­ Secluded corners In parks, even wfien he is lying down or to step another. It was a favorite anecdote argued argument in her system; no abandoned churchyards, as well ns G le n n ’ s ovel’ tols feet i f lie is sitting. If you o f the great negro educator. He said wonder shcMs sore. But 1 am not like playgrounds and other available open step over a fisherman's pole yout that the Citizens of a remote southern that. I am always willing for other spaces, were utilized this summer for Sulphur Soap “hoodoo” his luck. community got interested In a project people to have their say. What were the 137 open-air clusses of the Lon­ Cntilu 83}{% te* Sulpha*. At Dnggklb These are some of the superstitions to import some Europeans to the yoiw about to say about your radio?’’ don County council. common in this country with regard neighborhood and colonize them upon "I was going to say it was just like to “stepping over,” and superstitions the fertile but gone-to-seed farm lands listening to you,” answered Kelly. “ It o f a kindred nature prevail in Sla­ and truck patches which dotted the chatters and I couldn’t make any They Were Scanty PARKER'S vonia, France, Germany^ Belgium, district Newlywed—My wife Is going to HAIR BALSAM sense out of i t ” Removal Dandruff-Stops Hair FaDhe Austria, Bohemia, and SyrlA^ In Scot­ A meeting was held at the county ' (Copyright by the McNnught Syndicate, Inc.) Paris for her gowns. Raatoraa Color sa d land If you^ire out hunting or fishing courthouse to discuss ways and means Bdanty to Gray tad Faded Hair Cynic—I thought she had left them •Or and 1100 at Druggists. ■ and you step over your companion’s and to raise funds for putting the un­ somewhere !— London Answers. Hhco» Cham. WH .P.tcW o..H .T- pola or gun he considers his luck dertaking .through and for sending to HINDERCORN8 R«d o t m Corn*, (k i­ gone for the day. Kindred supersti­ New York an agent whose task would $ Admonition lo tutea, etc., stops all pain, ensure* comfort to t be to paint to desirable Immigrants feet, make* walking *a*y. 16c by mail or at Dm tions are found* among the North •'Mother, Harold's been hitting my gluts. HUooX Chemical Work*, Patchogue, If. I the Joys and the profits of agricultural American Indians and among many head with Ills slate." life in the cotton belt. In the audience 563 Acres— F or sale, 663 acre* virgin timber, African tribes. "Son, don’t knock youy own slater." mineral and farming land or part of It. The “stepping over” superstition sat an elderly tfnd highly respected By Viola Brother* Shore |]0 acre, fee almple. JOHN BIHBLNIK, Route 3, Nauvoo. Ala., Walker County. thus appears to be a natural evolu­ colored citizen. After the meeting adjoufned the Frequently LADIES: WE PAY fIB.OO P^R HUNDRED tion which might be malevolent. A FOR THE GOOSE— to gild greeting cards. Free particular! for person stepping over a recumbent per­ chairman of it hailed the old negro., Bella—Have you ever met the only addreaaed ^velopes. Yorkvllla . Card Dept.. LEASANT things Is never too un­ 3, 864 Lexington Ate.. New York. son or his belongings was In n superi­ "Hello, Uncle Zack!” he said. “I important to be worth tellin’. Un­ man you could he happy with? was glad to have you with us tonight. P Della—Oh, lots of theml A Trem endous Summer Hit— The Sun Vlaor or position to the person or thing re­ pleasant things hi seldom Important Cap. I ahlp by mail anywhere. 8end 26a cola cumbent, more powerfully placed for I take it that you indorse the project enough. and cap elxe. R. L. Thurber, Falrlee, V t evil. It was largely this leyden Jar we’ve put under way?” Even a smudge o f Mascarra looks A retired bunko man says that love AGENTS WANTED—To sell our patent Ford Idea which, among some anciept peo­ “ Well, kunnel, I wouldn’t go so fur Is not the only thing that needs the external brake. Exclusive territory given. beautiful around the eyes of a beau­ Quick seller. B)g profits. BEALL BROS. ples and savage tribes, caused tnem ez to say dat,” stated the old man. tiful woman. services of an expert oculist. SUPPLY COMPANY. Alton, Illlnola. to surround their rulers wlt\i taboo "To tell you de Gawd’s truth, they’s CASH PA ID FOB FALSE TEETH, GOLD an<} prohibit them from touching the already mo’ w'ite folks in dis county Cupid is a celebrated matchmaker bridge*, crown*,old plate*.diamond*,discarded Jew­ If you burn a kid’s fingers, It’ll stay elry. magnete point*. Oaah by retare m*lL I t a j j * £itam d; for the rulers were suppeeed than us niggers kin suppo’t.” ■away from matches. It’s on'y after but sometimes he Isn’t In a hurry. Gold Refining 06., SI Adam*. Jacksonville, I £ to be more "highly charged" than (Copyright by the McNaught Syndloate, Ido.) they’re grown up and got sense that ordinary mortals. ------o ------they go back again and again for more Skunks make good mouse hunters. W . N. U., NEW YORK, NO. 35-1#S l (£) bjr McClure Newspaper eradicate.) of the same. , ------O------Use of the Eyebrow FOR THE GANDER— TotntnM can be exprensed In the Love and war is related by more lift of an eyebrow. The merest eleva­ reasons than General Sherman’s. tion sf that crown of the optic, It la claimed, can expresa all emotions When you’re hungry think of the good meal you’re gonna got. And from Joy to sorrow. It enn express FOR AFTERNOON OR EVENING when you’re eatin’ think of how hun­ and elegant gowns of black lace h old gry you’re gonna be. making the hair brittle and haring It Camp Fire Qirlt break and become acraggly, ot- of being a position of Importance In the m odes. TS THERE anything more refreshing Glvin’ /a fool a college education is entirely tab frltsy. When the hair la Black lace-and black georgette a re puttin’ a load of books en a blind 1 after a hike in tjii woods than a soft and Inclined to be curly, water combined In the adaptable gown p ic­ cup of Monarch Cocoa? It ma|tes “ a mule’s back. wares, set In the hair with combs, are tured, which Is Intended for afternoon feast of Declared sweet." possible at beautiful, gome women hare the or ereulng. The georgette la tucked the camp file. Pure, wholesome, rich, knack ot Mesopllabing a ware with and cut In bands, alternating w ith satisfying, delicious. Hoping lor tho Beat curlers or carting Irons but most ot lace bauds, to. form the lower part o f Mrs. Plntop— When do yon expect Urnm patronise Uw beauty parlors. .the sleeerW. The n ettop 'of the la c e your wife hqma^ora the hospital? Borne « f the new styles tn boba I ears flouncing provides the yoke Mid tip ­ MONARCH llr . Lonebody— Next Wednesday, one in donbt M to whether the hair Is per sleeves. - The Battened part o f with lock. i> short or not 1m out it them the the flouncing cOQttlbMa* the tol l Mrs, /In top— That’s tee had, ] 1.1 ,.iy. .uiwiiaaipj ■ ;tr’ THE HILLSIDE TIMES, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, ltM

Regan Is Playing Great Ball ROBINSON MAKES STAR OF HERMAN * . . / r ...... AROUND THE THE WASHING HOME Careful Handling Changes — Temperamental One. Hit Wife Confined to Her By MARGARET BRUCE To Bed by 111 Health I f anyone at this late dat© needs proof of Unci© Wilbert Robinson’s rare B*ean»e o f his wife’s frequent HI ability to handle men and sflidy their health, Mr. J. F. Gage was obliged to WNU Bervlc* characters to the advantage of his do the washing and Customers of team, they can have it In this year’s coo k i ng for the The Decorative Value of Large family. Brooklyn team, says Murray Tynan In One day when Pictures. the New York Herald-Tribune. From Mrs. Gage was con­ If I ,were asked what ofie fault this outfit, which, at the very best, Is fined to her bed, he rendered the interior of many homes made up: of cast-offs, venerable gentle­ General Motors brought her the Ineffective. I think I would say, too man commonly supposed to have seen newspaper to read. manfr small pictures on the walls. A their best years and younger ones Among the adver­ tisements she no­ living room of noble proportions, with that other managers found Impossible ticed a letter from a hi pl« wall spaces can be utter ly to handle, Uncle Robbie had made a General Motors is unwilling to leave another sick woman spoiled by being dotted—yes, dotted pennant contender. And he has done telling of the help Is the word—with pictures ranging this chiefly through his uncanny abil­ to chance anything involving your Bhe had received from ten to eighteen inches In size. ity to get the most out of his men. 1 ram Lydia Ptnkham’s Vegetable Such small pictures as this are en­ Compound. The shining example is Babe Her­ satisfaction with your purchase of a tirely out of proportion to a room of "I’ll try It,” she decided. man. There are others, of course, such Her husband brought home a bottla aby fair dimensions, especially If there as Vance, who was kicked from pillar General Motors car. emd only a few days after she had be­ are no big pieces of furniture to rise to post before Robbie made him the gun to take it she felt well enough to against the wa%space and help to fill great pitcher he is, but their cases are This is why more than seven years be up around the house. Gradually It up. The dignity of a spacious liv­ notv buseball history. Herman pre­ her general health Improved until she ing room Is lost without at least one sents a new testimonial to Robbie's Is now able to do her own work. ago the General Motors Acceptance or two large mural decorations, or In a letter which Mrs. Gage recently rare judgment. wrote, she said, "I have taken twelve even more, unless there are a good The Robin chieftain Is the elght- Corporation was organized. It assures bottles and feel like a new woman.’’ many windows to break the. wall ‘eenth manager Herman has played for Bhe has told many women about Lydia spaces. in his checkered baseball career, and customers of General Motors who E. Plnkham’s Vegetable Compound and Not long ago in a beautiful none of them could do anything with A one of her friends is now taking It. home where the pntrance hall, living him. Under Robbie, however, he is prefer to purchase out o f income a Her address Is Mrs. J. P. Gage, Route 5, room and dining room opened into Brownwood, Texas the sensation o f the league, a star each other with wide rough-plastered Any fan who hus had the pleasure of watching Second Baseman Regan who has Jumped Into overnight fame sound credit service at low cost. Lydia E. Plnkham’s Vegetable Com­ of the Boston Red Sox lu action on the field will understand why he is so pound has been taken by women for arches showing no woodwork ^what to become one o f the leuding hitters in well liked InTBeuntown. H e'is playing better ball with each game. more than half a century with, very ever. There were very few small the game at present. He may be a In the General Motors line there is ■atlafactory results. pictures on the walls, and what there streak player or a flash In the pan— were had been gathered together In time alone will tell that—but if he is a "car for every purse and purpose,” New $125,000 Star a well-arranged group that had the BASEBALL that will be no fault of Robinson’s. Clear Your Skin value of a large picture. Over a No one ever denied Hermun’s ability and the GM AC Plan can be comfort­ With long divan against one wall was a to hit. He played In every league of color print in\ quiet rich tones. It NOTES consequence before he caine to Brook­ ably fitted to the individual circum­ Cuticura it costs th^ major leagues about lyn, antflie knocked the ball all over Soap to Cleanse $200,000 a year to maintain Its staff the orchard In every one Qf them. It stances of buyers of assured income. Ointment to Heal of umpires. was his temperament that hindered AlaoInjaj^otW^atrtf him and prevented him from becoming The GMAC Plan is offered through Pitchers of the New York Yankees the star he is now. He was up with T h ey Had to W alk now wear catchers' shin guards In bat­ Ty Cobb in 1921 wlth-Detroit, but Ty General Motors dealers exclusively. "What's become of the Hikers' ting practice. couldn't teach him anything. From dub?” the Tigers he w ent to the Red Sox In Ask your nearest dealer to explain "Oh, it disbanded. It was getting All a golfer like Bobby Jones has to the Ehmke deal, and Lee Fohl did too hard to persuade passing motor­ know lu the way of arithmetic is the more with him than Cobb. In two its advantages. ists to pick us up and give us a numbers up to 72. years, on and off, Babe never broke Ufb” formed a background that had the into a game .with the Sox. effect of a tapestry. It hung low above On September 9, 1922, William All this might lead one to believe (Baby Doll) Jacobson of the St. Louis Gospel Prophet the couch and was nearly as long as that Herman has used up a good many that piece of furniture. Browns made three three-base hits. summers In all his travels around the Isaiah is known as the great Gospel ^ OVer the stone mantel at the other Prophet, since He is spoken of so often baseball world. But be didn’t. At end of the room was a long dusky Dave Barbee, home run king of the GENERAL MOTORS Jn the gospels and because many of the age of twenty-three he has struck ell painting, a copy of a master. In Piedmont league, and third baseman bis prophesies are recorded as ful­ the right manager anChicago White Sox, has an uncanny S u re Relief basketball games, wrestling meets and stenciled an d ability In detecting the signals of rival The old-fashioned stone’s throw Is Just a good up-to-date mashle shot. Indoor track programs will continue. decorated to her teams. W. W.Buck ley, manuger o f baseball, heart’* content, DELL-ANS The Santa Barbara Hnd Del Monte said that the cheering ut the Pennsyl­ with a /different Havk Bevereifi, veteran catcher of polo fields In California are said to vania meet, described as "poor,” led FOR INDIGESTION color scheme In the Browns and Senutors, has again be (he finest In the world. to the decision to dispense with or­ 25 I* la uglyiiatlv and*nd annoying—makeanno vine—make yoWyoiif, temperament. Drug Stores and Barber Shops. They are decorated by using flat Rube Zellars, former Carnegie Steel Mathewson mad© famous, and that he gkin soft, white, lovely, by using intended using the fadeaway In the colors in oil paint, In enamel, or in pitcher, lias been sold to Springfield Correspondence jiven personal A new form of scoring In golf has American league.. Braxton said he bronze. It leaves one free fb work of the jCasteru league by Jersey City agention. been introduced Jn England, the “ got" the delivery tfter practicing for out just the color combinations need Internationals. Since Zellars left greens being marked with whits chv, three years behind the barn oh his W. H. FORST, Manufa •d." * Bharon section he has been playing in cles surrounding the holes. Points father’s farm with hii brother, who (CopFrtfRLl p e Internaliouai circuit. ' SCOTTDALE. PA. instead of strokes decide the winner. caught him.

O'; i X ...i ■ ■j’ - r ■ Elizabeth Avenue Presbyterian THEttlLLSIDETTIMES Cjhurch, Rev. Arthur Northwood, NOMINATING GROUP PERSONAL pastor. The church will be closed this PICKED BY LEGION Published Every Friday at Hillside, New Jersey, b> Sunday, September 5. THE HILLSIDE TIMES PUBLISHING COMPANY MENTION * A nominating committee Was ap­ COMMITTEE RECEIVES pointed by Commander Herbert C. 1326 North Broad Street, Hillside, N. J. Personality Miss Mary Sakai, of 33-Pocahontas Telephones:. Emerson 1701, Waverly 4063 No. 50, American Legion, to bring in avenue, and Albert Kunze, of 756 The following dipartment reports names of men who’ will run for office id the Banking Buainea* South Sewtftecnth street, Newark, were approved by the Township Com­ in the Post at a meeting held Tues­ were married on Thursday in the mittee Wednesday night: fax collec THIS AND THAT day night in the Municipal Building, The whole story in a nutshell is that in Chapel of the Municipal Building, tor— taxes collet ted, $15,295.74; as­ Those on the committee are '.John It’s a “ sewer” thing that Hillside needs relief from over­ New York. Cityr Both are natives of sessments collected, $5,452.26; Build Hqghes, John Connelly,'-and Frank the final analysis you like to transact your flowing cesspools and storm water. If you d on ’t believe it, Newark. Mr. Kunze being the son of ing— 69 permits issued, estimated Rybnikar. The election of officers banking business in a bank where relations drop in on on e o f our Township Committee meetings some) Fred and Laura Kunze, and his value of buildings fees col­ takes place October o. night. the daughter of Julius and Marcella lected $462. Police— 73 arrests, fines with customers are not devoid of human Sakai. collected $293. File— 3 alarms, es­ Chief of Police Norman Sanford, timated damage, $125. who was on a tour o f the West for interest. A certain gentlenian residing oh Pennsylvania avenue, Mr. and Mrs. Paul V. Utter, their Permission to install fuel tanks several weeks v/ith Ilenry Jaggers, since the removal of the wooden hridge. refers to his section daughter and e f 1 5 Hollywood was granted to Harriman. N. Sim of Highland avenue, has . returned This is such a bank. as "the island.” There used to be-another gentleman on Ger­ avenue, have returned from Lowell, mons, o f 902 Salem avenue and Car­ home. trude street (he moved out of town) who must have thought Mass., and Island Pond, N. H., where rie A. Rhodabeck, of 1263 Miriam place. It Pays to Advertise in the Times. his section w as part o f the sunken continent. they spent the last several weeks. You are welcome and your problems will Mrs. Utter’s mother accompanied them. find attentive and helpful consideration. You often hear the phrase “When doctors disagree.” .That’s not the half of it compared to what happens when engi­ Mr. and Mrs. Andrew L. Hatfield, neers disagree. v ■ t o f 1445 Munn avenue, announce the ------o ------engagement of their daughter, Eliza­ Income Insurance beth Jane, to Mr. Albert La Reux There is only one thing we regret about the new system Randolph, of ’ Plainfield and Bay One of the things which has popularized income in­ to be used fo r conducting meetings. They used to break up Head. around m idnight or later, but between 11.30 and 12 everyone surance is the adoption of a plan that brings its cost The Hillside National Bank enjoyed them selves. Members of the press, particularly, Were Mrs. Thomas 'Secondino and son easily within the reach of practically every salaried man. HILLSIDE, N. J. regaled regularly each week by Township Attorney McLean. Louis, o f 253 Hillside avenue, wiH ... - Most illnesses are of only a few days’ duration. A The news hounds are still trying to figure out why a man with leave soon to join Mr. Secondino who L. R. Wallack Cashier that name always tells a joke on the Scotchmen. is in business at Northwood, West man ordinarily can weather them. It is when sickness Palm Beach, Fla. Mrs. Secondino will runs into weeks and months, when there is no income, return in the spring to open the hotel A National Bank with a-Trust Department Perhaps if the residents of Elizabeth and Linden were recently purchased at Spring Lake. .that he becom es panicky as the bills pile up. told the truth instead of a lot of m ock heroic bunk about the 7 So a plan hap been devised which, at low cost, af­ objections to a sew'age disposal plant, the objections would Mrs. David Terhune and family, of disappear. F or instance, if they knew that by holding up sew­ 1034 Union avenue, are spending a fords protection against protracted illness. A waiting age plans o f som e 15 communities, they are daily increasing two weeks’ vacation at Belmar. period is provided for, during which the average plan the pollution of their own drinking water, what W'ould they is able to bear his own expenses or, probably, will receive say then? F. P. Higgins, o f 6 Brookside ave­ nue, last week visited the R. C. A, his salary regularly. ' ------o ------radio plant at Bound Brook. Another thought— suggested by Mr. Potter. The officials May we acquaint you With its features and its cost? HILLSIDE THEATRE both of Elizabeth and Linden don’t care how near their city Joseph Baumback of uthe,. Liberty HOLLYWOOD AT LONG AVENUE lines the disposal works is built, so long as it is OVER the line. A. C., is spending a two weeks’ vaca­ That’s official solicitude. Build it in Elizabeth, says Linden. tion in Canada. Saturday—September 4 We don’t care if it is right against our line, as long as it is over Bebe Daniel, in “ MISS BREWSTER’S MILLIONS” Louis Bess, a member of the Liber­ THEO. MANLEY CO. Comedy News Fables the line.' Elizabeth says)the same thing, but vice versa. If it ty A. C., is spending a month at Ken- Sunday—September 5 is objectionable in one spot, it is certainly just as objectionable nebunkport, Me. 1463 North Broad Street Terrace 6776 several- blocks from that spot. But it’s a good bluff to show Jack Holt and Florence Vidor in “ SEA HORSES” Comedy Sportlight M utt & Jeff the people how well their welfare is being guarded. All the Several of this year’s graduates of The first Real Estate Oflficd on left entering Hillside near while they are drinking what amounts to poison. Hillside High School will enter ^heir trolley rightJof-way. Monday— September C educational institutions next month, SPECIAL HOLIDAY SHOW! as follows: Isadore Steihholtz, New Tom Mix and Tftny in “ H ARD BOILED” Comedy News Cartoon Which reminds us that our Water Commission made one York University; Waldo Nickerson, -rrtt- Matinee at 2.30 p. nr. report to the Township Committee several months ago, and J3ucknell University; Mabel Long, has had nothing to say since. • ; ' ’• ^Trenton Normal School; Frances W ould You Sell Your Eyes? Tuesday, September 7— DOUBLE FEATURE! Matt M oore in “ EARLY TO WED” Gefry, Allen Roberts, Esther Middle- A ridiculous question surely, for your eyes are your dearest ton and Dorothy Johnson, NeWark Madge Kennedy in “SCANDAL STREET” possessions. Comedy A group of young nfen of the Luther League of Calvary Normal School; Spencer Williams, Then in buying, service for your eyes, glasses^ that will help Lutheran Church place beauty last in listing the qualities they West .Virginia University, Charles them in their daily performance of providing you *:with vision, is Wednesday— September 8 would like to find in young women. They don’t mean exactly Downing, a graduate of.,the class of price more important than assurance that you are giving them their Maurice (Lefty) Flynn in “GLENISTER OF THE MOUNTED” best aid? Comedy ’ Serial that, but even at their early age they have found out'that 1925 of St. Catherine’s parochial school, will enter Seton Hall College. beauty is rarely accompanied by very many other desirable DR. F. H. ROEVER, Jr. Thursday and Friday—September 9 and Ernest Torrence, Greta Nissen and Wallace qualities. BUT— if they could find a good looking girl who Mr. and Mrs. Judsen G. c pofford OPTOMETRIST OPTICIAN L“ T H E WANDERER” had the other qualities also— well, she wouldn’t be single long. of James .street have returned from 237 Clinton at Elizabeth Ave. Newark, N. J. Comedy H odge Podge a three-w^ek trip in Maine.

Mr. and Mrs. Albert Chambers Sr. of Woodruff avenue spent, the week­ end at Oakhurst.

Mr. and Mrs. Harry. IJoenig anti family of 1235 W oodruff avenue anci ROEBLING COAL CO., Inc Martin Warr and children and Mr. and Mrs. Charles Hufnagel of Rut­ gers avenue^-spent the week-end -with Mri and Mys- of- West Caldwell. Phone - - Terrace 204 0- 2041 Mrs. Grace Greene of Robert street is ill. Prices per Ton —-Johp Murphy o f Roanoke .sir Jet ANTHRACITE COAL has returned from Spring I.'-.ke. Miss Doris Shackley of 25 Coe ave­ Egg $13.50 BEST Quality A L L SIZ E S nue is’ spending severaj weeks it Bal­ timore. Stove 14.00 Miss Ethel Hanoder o f ±i illside THOUSANDS OF TONS PROMPT DELIVERY avenue has returned from a two-week vacation at Lake Placid, N. Y. Nut 13.50 Thomas Green of Robert street From our own Yard and Pockets Now Open spent the week-end at Asbury Park Pea 11.00 FREUNGHUYSEN•REUty< AVE. NEWARK, N. J. FOR Church SAYvices Automobile Repairing Quality, Service and Weight Guaranteed Hillside Presbyterian Church, Rev. Robert I. MacBride, pastor. 9:45 a. under the capable charge of two expert mechanics m. Bible School, bright, .cheerful, in­ 4 .*■ teresting. 11 a. m. worship, “ The In­ well-known to Hillside people-- spiration of New Beginnings.” 2 p. ATTRACTIVE HOMES m. Primary School. Wednesday at 8 O r d e r Y O U R p. m., brief, earnest hour of social FAIRLY PRICED, COMPLETELY FINANCED. A SQUARE DEAL ERNEST MERRILL service. Complete SERVICE backed by experience. HILLSIDE a n d $6,900— Six rooms, open porch, steam heat, all improvements. TELEPHONE - CASH, $1,000. HARRY AHRENS Aak About Our Lett in HILLSIDE— UNION— LINDEN LIBERTY .1 You can leave your car here to have it repaired or NOW for Early Delivery The Hillside Realty Co. LONG ’ AVE. adjusted at a reasonable price. Our service is Ford Price* are Loweatjn History! HILLSIDE, * N. J. Open All D.y— Every Day Phon. Waverly 4232 always at your disposal. When we promise a car Runabout $360 Touring $380 repaired at a certain time you get it ^t that time. Coupe ...... $48S Tudor $496 Fordor ...... $545 CARS STORED and WASHED F. O. B. Detroit. HONEYWELL & HONEYWELL Whether it be an emergency, EASY TERMS IF DESIRED or irt arranging for your winter (Successors to A rth u r H, Erh) Don’t Forgot! No Extra Charge for Balloon Tires Coal Supply, telephone orders They are standard equipment on all Fords. will receive the game careful DIRECTORS OF FUNERALS GENUINE FORD PARTS IN STOCK attention. North Broad St. Garage ’PHONE US “PRIVATE AMBULANCE SERVICE” D. L MILLER Hillside Motor Sales Corp. Telephone B igelow 0121 1304JN. BROAD STREET HILLSIDE, N. j S Joseph Pentek—Sales Manager Coal and Mason’s Materials 1357 N. BROAD ST- HILLSIDE LONG a v e n u e Waverly 7651 42 Hollywood Avenue H il l s i d e , N. J. Phoawi Eta. 7113, W *». ISM . .nffllfh1 & i, i j l iiW,Jl|ll'' ■jP|ip|il|lMJ!jf. Qv 7 . -x.Ak - W* lift Viw M'* j, * J ...... i . THE HILLSIDE TIMES, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 1M 6

LEGAL NOTICE

TOWNSHIP OF HILLSIDE ‘Cut Your Coal Bills” . Notice is hereby ^iven that the fol­ lo w in g ordinance was adopted on final Say* “ Y our Warm Friend,'* with a read in g by the Tbwnship Committee of the Township of Hillside, County -of -lotion, New Jersey, at a meeting ot.the aaid committee, held at Central Gram­ evening, September 1, 1926. and Painting B y direction of the 'Township-Gom - URBAN ihittee. H. S. SE5SING Heat your house thoroughly at minimum coat HOWARD J. BLOY, 1452 Munn Avenue of fuel. The Thatcher “Pipeless” is becom­ Township' Clerk. Terrace 8078 ing increasingly popular, not only because o f AN ORDIN.¥Ni’E TO PROVIDE .FOR* the great econom y it affords but also for the TH E GRADING OF HARVARD AVE­ BATTERY CO. efficiency, convenience and comfort it insures. NUE, IN THE TOWNSHIP OF HILL­ MONEY TO LOAN SIDE, FROM BLOY STREET TO 1422 North Brood Street Installed CORNELL PLACE, AND TO ES­ MONEY TO LOAN ON MORTGAGES TABLISH THE GRADE OF SAID Bigelow 2828 STREET, AND TO PROVIDE FOR 6% Inter**!—Attractive Term* Complete $125.00 TH E CONSTRUCTION OF SIDE­ Successors to Lyons Farms Quick Service WALKS ALONG BOTH SIDES OF Auto Sales Co. 1st, 2nd; 3rd and Construction Mort­ By THOS. HAND & SON SAID HARVARD AVENUE FROM gages. Building and Loan and Chattel BLOY S T R E E T TO C O R N E L L All Make, of Car, Repaired Mortgages. ") The Township Plumbers PLACE. Vulcanizing Care Waehed KRkkHoyiKRH INVESTMENT CORI\ 182 VIRGINIA STREET TEL. EMERSON 3320 BE IT ORDAINED BY THE TOWN­ 20 C om m erce St. N ewark, N. J. SH IP COMMITTEE OF THE TOWN- IGNITION STARTERS (Room 525) Mulberry 6774 SHIF OF HILLSIDE IN t H e C O U N TY ' O F UNION: GENERATORS (1) That Harvard Avenue, from Work Guaranteed B loy Street . to Cornell Place, a dis­ PRINTING tan ce of approximately ten hundred and Tiree Tubes ' “ .seventy (1070) feet be graded. • (2) That the grade of the center Storage Acceseoriea SM A L L E Y & R ACE, Inc. line of the road bed and the sidewalks 1 on both sides of Harvard Avenue, from RADIO BATTERIES B loy Street to Cornell Place, be and Called for and Delivered l the same Is hereby established as shown REAL ESTATE and INSURANCE I ,on the map or profile thereof made by f 'M ister-& Luster, Civil Engineers, dated July, 1926, and filed in t,htv oiff iVe 1326 North Broad Street T ow n sh ip Clerk. - ~ HOUSES FOR SALE (3) That the cost of the improve­ 1424 North Broad St. m ent provided for in the preceding part (SECOND FLOOR) o f this ordinance and legal and other Waverly 4068 expenses connected therewith shall be Justly and equitably assessed in the 1 and 2 m anner and to the extent and in the proportion provided by law. FAMILY HOUSES t (4) That sidewalks shall be con­ structed along both sides of Harvard FOR SALE ’ Avenue from Bloy. Street to Cornell -HILLSIDE PRESS Place, a distance .of approximately ten Flats to rent, from 3 to 10 R esidence: 17 Mading T errace hundred and seventy (1070) Un®al feet. rooms, all improvements. (5) That said sidewalks shall be RENT— $25 to $65 constructed and laid of a width -of four (4 ) feet with (2) inch cinder base, three inches of concrete and one inch APPLY of wearing surface, and that all neces­ REAL ESTATE— INSURANCE and broken plates reset and sary grading of said street be done in refinished like new at small connection therewith under, the super­ WILLIAM GRAY vision of the Township Engineer. Said cost. sidewalks shall bevconstructed and laid Princeton Avenue54 GEORGE COMPTON as aforesaid at the cost and expense of the owner or oWne'rs of land in front Gold Crowns, 22-Carat Fine, of which the same shall be so .construc­ AND SON ted and laid and such cost and expense Established 1910 Removable Bridges, Sanitary • .shall be assessed according to law ih all cases where such owner shall not JEWELER Bridges, Gold Fillings, Silver perform the work required hereby. REAL ESTATE Fillings and Porcelain Fill­ (6) The owner or owners of the land In front of which said sidewalks AND ings inserted most painlessly. shall be so constructed and laid shall be allowed thirty days after service of INSURANCE a notice herein provided in which to perform the work required hereby and Appraisals Msde Free Examination ►written notices as required by law of the improvement shall be given to the 1444 North Broad Street owner or owners of any land affected PATENTED SUCTION thereby. . Terraca 5081 (7) Said Township Engineer is here­ PLATES b y appointed to take the charge, di­ rection and supervision of all - work done thereon by the owner or owners bf property which shall be subject to CANNOT SLIP OR DROP improvement and approved by said En­ gineer. 1 -. INSURANCE GUARANTEED 15 YEARS (8) The Township Clerk be arm* hereby is instructed to give notice to Accident Compensation all property owners affected by such Sweet Air for the Painless Extraction of Teeth sidewalk improvement under the pro­ G. F. SCHUMAN Automobile Health vision of this ordinance according to law. JEWELER— WATCHMAKER Burglary Plate Glass Sweat Air Registered in the U. S. Patent Office (9) There shall be and hereby is< Clock* Called For and Delivered 1 can extract from one to thirty teeth in five minutes. It appropriated for the purpose of said makes no difference if you are 7 years old or 70 years old. Improvements authorized by this or­ Old Gold and Silver Bought dinance the .sum of J4.000.00 or as James A. Dowd Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 9 A. M. Until 8 P. M. much thereof as shall be necessary for 34 Hillside Avenue Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, 9 A. M. Until 6 P. M. the purpose, to be raised and paid by Real Estate and Insurance improvement certificates, notes or bonds of said Township, payable with inter­ 1014 UNION AVENUE est (not exceeding six per centum per annum, as and when the Township Hillside, N. J. DR. M ALLAS Committee shall determine shall be LAND MINTED Tel. EMERSON S609 necessary) not exceeding Six years 72 BROAD STREET ELIZABETH, N. J. from the date of issuing the. same, and Upon such terms as said Committee shall fix, and’the moneys received from Lots— WANTED— Acreaga any assessment levied upon property benefitted by the improvements hereby N. J. Realty & Constr. Co. authorized shall be applied in payment B. M. WAHLE CO. or on account of the indebtedness se­ 412 Kinney Bldg. Inc. cured by said improvement certificates, ■ notes or bonds, and the balance, if any, Newark, N. J. || of said certificates, notes or bonds, in REAL ESTATE ■ excess of the total amount assessed on w property benefitted shall be included and INSURANCE in the local "budget or annual tax' ordi­ LET ’5 GROW nance or resolution adopted by the LOTS FOR SALE Township Committee and raised and 1282 North Broad Street paid by taxation. »------(10) All ordinances inconsistent Terrace 5073 herewith are hereby, repealed. (11) This ordinance shall -take ef- UNION • feet Immediately. Hillside, N. J. Approved: September 1. 1926. INTO 1 ,0 0 0 LOTS LOTS RICHARD S. EARL, Notary Public $10 a foot and up. . Chairman of the Township Committee. ATTEST: Sidewalks and streets. HOWARD J. BLOY. Small cash payment, balance your own- terms.

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- ... : ... . • \ ♦ THE HILLSIDE TIMES, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER X 1SSS -L i MOSQUITO FOUND TO ST. THOMAS FREED SEARCH OF FOURTEEN BE AID TO DOCTOR FROM ALL CRIME YEARS BRIN6S GOLD The Borrowed Pom S h o e s Police Comtnissioner Applied British Experts Use It m 7 New York Methods. Treating Paralysis. Stanislaus River Bed. New York.-—The only crime to be (Copyright.) London.—“Can you. lend us someaptoundtoday on St. Thomas, Yirstn - Oakland. Calif.—Lee Sliver and i l l DQ think mosquitoes—about 80— ? We’ve got a Islands, Is the salary paid to the po­ you. raigfcU” „.Eelida Bert Warrington hold the secret. Lee A whined: “feeing you’re iy)t go­ patient we want bitten.” lice commissioner. At least when he Is a* hard-bitten prospector who wan­ ing— not 1 Startling as this query soimdsL it Is arrived here on the Colombian liner ven invited—besides, the dered around 14 years before he could shoes ar< too long for you.” the sort of thing the British ministry Haiti, he said “it was a crime to take get anyone to listen to his story. Old of health 1« getting used t o -us a re- the money.' “All which, though true, has noth­ ----- legends clustered ahaut The ing. to^dajKitiLllie case,” Sandy retort­ suit of the latest researches at the The commissioner of police for St. of the Mexicans’ mine was ascribed ed, her nose very high. “ I would have ltoyal Society of Tropical Medicine Thomas is M. J. Nolan, former cap­ to him. Chinese cooks ln the gold been invited but for your lie—yob and Hygiene, London, for the veno­ tain in the New York police depart­ country who had walkad with Bret told the dfarks I didn’t dance.” mous little insect pest 1ms its uses ment, In charge of the West Thirtieth Harte and fed Mark Twain shook "I—I didn’t! Who told you? They in the sacred causa of healing. street station. New York methods their nncient heads in honorable dls* lied,” Felicia' cried weakly, her voice The mosquito in fact, is., in. certain have put the damper on St. Thomas’ Quin, “ — ------— ------betraying terror. “ AM I said was cases, a "doctor,” and lie has been intentions to support home industrieu Bert Warrington of this city took your mother never wanted you to able to do, in cases of general paralysis and have its own little crime wave. a chance. Craftily, cannily, he and dance—.” and mental diseases, what human doc­ “ There isn’t a crook of any kind In Silver made their survey. Now the “But not a word that she died five tors have been unable to accomplish St. Thomas,” Commissioner Nolan said whole region of Brlghtman’s flats years backhand told me at the very alone. So that the pakient need not upon his arrival. “It has become so bristles with their claifn stakes. They last how sorry she was she’d been so feel too grateful to the little pest, it quiet down there that I’m ashamed to believe there is gold in the Stanis-' hard and narrow. Poor clear. She must be said at once that "healing” go around and collect my salary.” laus river gravel. They have posted couldn’t help it, an orphan ward In Is no part of the mosquito's intentions, lit order not to-feel guilty of a their notices and filed their papers. your family that thought wickedness for when he insert/ his needle-like holdup, Commissioner Nolan said he Even now the shafts, are .being sunk into ejgery pleasant thing, and ate up probosch is in^the flesh of the patient waits for them to send his salary to that will teLl them if their dreams arp half she had, after eating up all their' selected for biting-treatment, he fond- him. to come true. .. own. Finding them out I do believe f y magines he is pursuing his old On a vlsl( j#vthe Virgin Islands six How He Discovered It.: hurt her worse than being so jMnn* trade of “ infecting.” And this, ln a years ago to see his son, I|r. Roger Silver says it all started 14 years dej*ed—” Sandy burst out, sparks in way, he is doing—although his en­ Nolan of St. Croix, he told St. Thomas ago. He was wandering around ln her eyes. “But we’re wastin’ breath ergies are now being directed by mod­ officials of New York’s methods of the High Sierra of Tuolumne county that can be better spent. Mine in ern science. ",...... cleaning up the underworld. At the when there cam® a cull for help from saying you shan’t wear my black satin Produces Malaria. time pickpockets, thieves and holdup his brother in San Jode. Silver and pumps— now nor ever— burn ’em up It has been found excellent results men had an open season all year his partner started out immediately. first.” have been obtained in otherwise “in­ round. The officials extended an in­ Down (he Stanlsluu* river they Sandy—prpperly Alexandria Semmea curable” .mental and general parnlysis vitation to Captain Nolan to apply went, along the trail that leads over —was semi-private secretary to Bank­ cases where the patient has become these methods. - Sonora pass, to Brlghtman’s flats, 50 er Lawrence, going in and out eight Infected with malaria, for when the He came, he saw, he established a miles east of Sonora. Here they miles daily by help o f the trolley. She malaria germs have been conquered dead-line, bought new uniforms for the camped for the night W hile the loved to dance, better than to dream recovery from paralysis follows In the 40 members of the police force and partner was saddling the puck mules of a possible Prince Charming. And majority 6f cases. “Doctor Mosquito” in two weeks the crime wave disap­ In the mjy-ning Silver, in true pros­ she did often alone, timed by a neigh­ is, therefore, being called in to supply peared like a marcel in hot weather. pector fashion, panned a little gravel bor’s radio, in the dusk of her big the malaria. The ordinary doctors The/only trouble left to the polled, In the river bed. Tiuy and scattered room with all the windows wide. If will do the rest. Confthissioner Nolan said, • “ is that but uninistakuble was^the gleam of she lmd e'tjid so, folks would have At the Horton Mental hospital at neither .my force nor I have anything gold. Silver’s great dream was born. looked askance—even without that Epsom Surrey there is a “ mosquito to do." He pushed on to San Jose, helped they were given to saying behind the room,” where Prof. P. G. Shiite, gold his brother and started back for the hand how queer she was. How very medalist of the College of Pedology, SUB FROM ABOVE gold country. To his dismay, there queer. Yet,- oddly, she was better rears, with tender' care, from 300 to was none to believe him. He knew liked than Feliela, who by influences 500 fine healthy mosquitoes, all guar that gold could be wrested from that not generally named out loud—being existence rests heavily on the shoul­ case/’ he tells his wife when he goes anteed to bite ferociously, and able ecclesiastical or poliTTtral—fed In pub­ ders of those who huve It In their river bed, but the experts smiled. 4 home. “ You should have heard me to infect you with any disease de­ Engineer Take* a Chance. lic pastures, seeking always the most 1 HAT goes on behind the power to make or break it. They talk It over with the judge afterward. sired. Details of th§ case, for which money for the least work. grasp at any favoring evidence. I said to him . . , and he agreed Warrington, a civil engineer with locked doors of the a “ loan” of good biting mosquitoes Is In their small-girlhood Sandy had Not long ago, In a case tried In the with me.” some knowledge of raihing. Anally de­ Jury room? How do required, are sent, to Professor.Shute, disliked her tepidly. Now that they "Criminal court of New York, some cided to risk it. Painfully, almost twelve men, sitting in Some peewees even, bring their and he proceeds to prepare his “pets” were rising twenty, dislike had men were accused of having thrown inch by inch, they went over the terri­ Judgment of evidence wives to the courthouse, so that those for the ordeal. changed into blazing contempt. The a waiter out of a hotel window. The tory, digging and panning. They pros­ on which rests the ladles can behold them as they stride In normal paralysis cases, about affair o f the dance and the shoes was strongest witness for the plaintiff was majestically Into the box with the air pected the side streams, Eagle creek, fate of a human being, 80 will do, though sometimes 200 are typical— she determined to wear the a woman who testified that she had of a toreador who Is about to confront G’ow creek, Niagara creek, and others, deport themselves ? required. Shute sees his “pets" get a pumps to rag*, us soon as she knew Lseen the act committed from her room the bull. but found no gold. It existed only In Lawyers and Judges good feed from a person suffering of Sandy's misfitting gift. It might can’t tell you because they are barred window at a distance of about 100 Then there Is the “Jury lawyer,” the the main valley of the Stanislaus. from malaria (this may be a bit puin- better have come to her. The send­ from Jury service. No one is supposed feet. The Jury had been out for hours. man from the business world, who, In After months of labor, they filed their ful for the malaria patient, but It er, an old teacher gone higher In the to know but the Jurors themselves. They seemed hopelessly deadlocked. his college days, took a course In law. claims in Sonora. helps to remove the virus, so Is curar school machine, had written with the But Information leaks out, and In JJalf of the men were unwilling to He remembers just enough of Black- Graybeards of the gold country link tive even in his case). When Shute Parcel: "Too long, I.know, dear San­ many cases eavesdroppers have over­ believe that the woman could have stone to be convinced that he knows their venture with the legend of the Is satisfied his mosquitoes have be­ dy but so slim and soft, they deserve heard the entire proceedings in sup­ seen so far; the remainder were dis­ more of the legal aspect of the trial Mexicans’ mine. The story comes come thoroughly infected with ma­ to be seen on your beautiful feet.” posedly sealed Jury rooms. posed to accept her testimony. The than the lawyers, and sets forth his down from the days when the jumping laria he sends them to the Institution Recently a Jury was deciding the dinner hour came and the controver­ knowledge in u lengthy oration. frog of Calaveras was still a gay Felicia went to the party—in bor­ which has asked for them. fate of a murderer. The case had at­ sy was temporarily brought to an e n ^ Many a time it is the member with young blade and had never tasted rowed shoes, rather than miss It. Too Feed on the Patient. tracted national attention. All through When the court attendants saw the a prejudice who forms the stumbling buckshot in his life, narrow, too long, her heels were blis­ On arrival they are allowed to en­ the night and on Into the morning the guarded Jurymen return from their block in the way of a peaceful settle­ Two lowly Mexican sheep herders tered by their slipping up. Blit that joy themselves biting a person suffer­ Jury remained‘out. When the twelve evening meal they sighed, expecting ment ; perhaps his .prejudice 1s re­ wandered into Sonora one morning didn't hurt Half so much as the fact ing from paralysis, though the bites men Anally filed out of the stuffy room an all-night session. ligious, perhaps racial. with nuggets valued at $15,000. Peo­ that they split up and down the mid­ are carefully regulated by the doctors with, their verdict they were amazed The twelve returned to the Jury Last, but not* least, there Is the ple tried to vain to solve the mystery dle—which meant patting u new pair In charge of the ciyse. One day, per­ to see morning newspapers, printed room. The night was hot and sultry. nnturally stubborn man—the bugbear of where they had discovered „thew. In place of them. Fifteen dollar* *everal hours earlier, carrying news Like caged animals they paced back of every Jury. haps 80 mosquitoes are loosed on the was an awful price to pay, even for of the Vbrdlct they were about to an­ and forth, snarling and snapping, for In civil suits one of the difficult patient, the next day perhaps only 60. dancing with all the bejjt partners. nounce. It was “Guilty,” and the they wanted to get home. One man problems that confront Jurors Is the On the fourth or fifth day he may only French Women Sail Sandy should pay' much1 more than newspapers said “Guilty.” The only stepped to the open window for a awarding of Just compensation in per­ have to entertain 30 or 40. Boat 1,700 Mila* that else Felicia would know the rea­ breath of air. Bright lights were shin­ WlfPn the patient Is first bitten his son wliy. She began sedulously to part of the proceedings the papers sonal Injury cases. Here prejudices Paris.—Tw o noted French arche­ ing In a printing establishment more temperature rises as high as 105 de­ cultivate Mrs. Lawrence, who was a* lacked was the penalty. of all kinds enter. Many are the ologists, both women, have Just pub­ than two blocks away. Every move­ grees Fahrenheit, nnd it is allowed to good as she was beautiful, and guile­ Investigation later revealed the tricks the gentlemen of the Jury play lished a book on a remarkuble voyage ment of the typesetters was plainly remain at that until ten readings have less to the edge o f imbecility. Pres­ method by which the newspapers thus on one another in the settling of they have made. Atone on board a visible. "Here, you fellows, look!” been taken. Quinine Is then admin­ ently she was hearing—of course told had “tcooped” the Jury itself, A re­ these disputes. On one occasion a little 24-foot sailing boat, the Per- porter, using a physician's stethoscope His companions crowded around him. woman sued a trucking company. istered. the malaria Is treated nor- regretfully—the tale of Sandy's wick­ lette. of the same type a* that la •PpRod to a pipe qpnnecting with -a~ In less than half an hour the jury was Her Injury was slight, and was mally, and when It disappears the edness., Did Mrs. Lawrence feel It which their fellow-countryman, Alain •team radiator in the Jury room, had of one mind. largely due to her own carelessness, symptoms of paralysis disappear with This smart piece of photography right to have her liuaband subjected Gerbault, crossed the Atlantic, Mar­ been able to overhead practically ev­ Any one familiar with Juries and most of the Jury felt. Eleven voted It; In the majority of cases, at any shows the submarine 0-3, of Uncle to such lnttuences? Mrs. Lawrence tha Oule and Hermlne de Soussnre erything said in the room above. ^De- Jury duty will tell you that, with | to give her $500, the twelfth held out rate. Sam’s navy, as It appeared In the sighed deeply, blushed and said vague­ have covered some 1,700 miles ln the ctsloq as to the guilt of the defend­ rare exceptions, the men serving in for $1,000. “Let^s compromise,” spoke Llebt. Col. S. P. -Janies, advisor to striking maneuvers off Block island. ly she trusted Elbrldge as she did her Aegean sea. ant had been arrived at by the Jury criminal cases are tremendously con­ a man havirig Initiative. "Every one the ministry of health on tropical dis­ God. But next week, Felicia danced The two women started from Pi­ Just In time to allow the reporter to scious of their responsibility. “ There of us will write down the sum we eases, declares that as a result of for Joy— for Sandy’s desk In the banV, Crop Area Fall,* Off raeus ln Greece, and visited Asia Inform his paper before the presses is a genuine^effort to be fair,” to quote think should be given her. We’ll total giving malaria to patients suffering had a new occupant— and Siindy her- Minor, doing all the work themselves, started rolling for the final edition. In a man^who has served in both crim­ the figures and divide by twelve.” from general paralysis, a new field as Population Gains self had vanished. In port as on the high seas. three more hours the jury had fixed inal and civil cases. “The juror In a They agreed. Much to the surprise of has been found for research into the Washington.— For the first time in Also and further Mrs. Lawrence Mile. Oule has Just obtulned her de­ the penalty, but the big news already Criminal court feels the gravity of the twelfth man the answer was $500. terrors of malaria In the tropics. history there has been a decrease in had been more than kind-staking gree at the Sorbonne and Is well was out. ^ the situation. Not so, however, the “I don’t believe it has occurred to him the crop area of the United States. Felicia in her car all about the coun­ known for her excavation work ln The secrecy that envelops the de­ one in a civil court. In the civil case that I put down zero,” the speaker Girl Savet Farmer Despite a marked increase In popu­ ty, ori her speaking tours. Sandy Crete, where she has discovered the bates held within the frequ^rttly hid­ his human qualities enter into play— later whispered to,his companions? lation, there was a' reduction in the wasn’t mentioned. Hampton, X. H.—Eighteen-year-old ancient city' of Mallla, which had dis­ eous, dirty, smoky jury room has a he Is prone to be swayed by prejudice. Justice and fair play are, on the last five years of 19,000,000 acres in So time, ambling withal, brought Leila Redman is a heroine here fol­ appeared. Her comrade, Mile. De fascination for almost any imagina­ Regarding the seriousness with whole, the rule of the game, says a lowing her rescue from certain death the area of harvested crops, the De­ another holiday imminent. Felicia Soussure, Is also a noted archeologist, tion, says the New York Times. Just which the juror takes bis responsibil­ business man who has served on seven of Thomas Cogger, farmer, who, partment of Agriculture has disclosed somehow felt that the feast would who has worked in Greece. what brought the decision In such a ity when he is called on to judge be­ Juries] “ peveral times I have heard caught in the cutting edges of his in an analysis of the agricultural cen­ mark a climax in her affairs. Banker case? What were the facts that tween right and wrong, the*vell-known It discussed flW a large verdict could mowing machine, was being dragged sus statistics. Notwithstanding the Lawrence had said rather pointedly tipped^the scales In favor of a defend­ example can be cite<^ of a dozen who he rendered with the probable chance by his panic-stricken horses. decrease, the crop area still Is suffi­ Postmaster General Out that there needed to be changes ln ant whom all the world thought guilty? went out to determine the guilt or that the court would permit it to stand cient, in the opinion of department to “ Teach” Addressing county affairs. She had never man­ Even judges themselves are curious innocence of a youth accused or grand nnd not set it aside. A well man who experts, to maintain a large volume aged to get really acquainted with him Solon Retcue* Woman Washington.—Lack of street, and about the workings of the jury’s minds larceny. They began to talk me mat­ depends on his health and strength of agricultural exports. —but his wife’s kindness more’ than Washington.—Senator Robert N. number addresses on letters has be­ —for if is of many minds. ter over before the guard had fairly to make his living for himself and The 19,000,000 acres have reverted made up for that. Of course they Stanfield, Oregon, risked his life in a come such a drag on the postal serv­ "I’d like to hear those fellows de­ closed and locked the door. They family, which Is the position of nine to pusture or have been allowed to lie might ask her to the holiday dinner— ■ successful effort to save a drowning ice that Assistant Postmaster General liberate,.” once said a judge, who had weighed what the lawyers had said, out of ten jurors, cannot measure In Idle, the cause being attributed Mrs. Lawrence had spoken vaguely of woman in a heavy undertow off Ocean Bartlett has begun a general cam­ charged countless juries. they spoke of the cast In the defend­ his own mind thO amount of damages chiefly to the agricultural depression a possible absence. But nothing waa City, Md. paign to educate the business public “ You can, your honor,” spoke up a ant’s eye, they removed their coats Unit would compensate for the loss of of the last five years. settled— it was a happy hopeful court attendant. “There’s a crack In and, as their conversation became such health. * In the necessity of giving complete Felicia that breezed Into the epunty if- Largely as a result of the war-time the wall where we often listen to 'em. more heated, their collars. They addresses on all letters. Postmasters A man was run Into by a motor prices, about 4(l;()00,000 acres of pas­ offices bright but not too early the I’ll take you there.” puffed great clouds of blue smoke ^XK>DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<3 have been requested to take up the car that was driven without proper ture land were plowed up and put into Monday morning of that week. She .....Somewhat iacredulous, the Judge fal­ into tfoe dense atmosphere. subject with advertisers In their regard for the rights of pedestrians. Pari* Now Wearing crops between 1909 and 1919, and found the men there twittering, the lowed his guide. ..The crevice was After four "hours "they were still cities with a view to haring a com­ women gasping. The friendliest o f He was Injured S (f that he could not about' 5,000.000 acres offorest. land - found. He placed his ear to it. talking. “Let’s take a vote,” at last plete address appear ln all advertise­ them fought with the uflfriendliest to do any hard labor that required him Jewelry of Rubber cleared for crops. Nearly half of this Loud voices issued forth. “ What spoke up a, self-constituted leader. ments In newspaper* and magazines. tell the news. VY'ilIurd Lawrence, w le to be o:i his feet. ' The evidence I'nris.—Itubber jewelry is the total, experts believe, was used to makes you believe that?” “ It’s not No one had thought of that before— heir to the banker, was fetching home seemed conclusive as to the injury. abstraction of t he moment. De­ meet the increased European demand b o !” “You.” “T—” "Who said so?” they were all novices at criminal jury a wife— nnd who should that wife be He was a naturalized citizen. One of signed for wear at the beaches? for foodstuffs. Owing to the extraor­ ^OO^OOOOOOOOOOOOO “The Judge.” "Well, what does he duly, Every mothers son of them his own race was on the jury. The b\it Sandy Semmes! its popularity has caused' It to dinary demands of the war period, the know about It, the old fossil?” wrote “guilty” on the page that he foreman asked this Juror what he $200 in Will for Cat; appear even on the boulevards acreage of crop lfind in 1919 was near­ Luck ! Bn re, blind, bull luck! Noth­ “ I think I have heard enough,” said tore from his note book ! thought was fair under the circum­ in the form of multi-color.*! ly ten years ahead of what had been Relatives Get Rest ing else. Son Willard had a scientific his honor, removing his eat from the Gentlemen of the Jury hill into cer­ stances, nnd the Juror answered: “ His bracelets. For heach wear in complex—a very robust one—-he had the previous rate of expansion rela­ New York.—“I give and be­ opening—which, by the way, was tain distinct types. The most amus­ lawyer will want at least $2,500; It Ituted pearls of rubber composi­ taxed his eyes till blindness threat­ tive to increase of population. queath unto the New York sealed up soon after. ing of them Is the one who, In the has probably cost Hie man about $2,- tion or wood, bracelets and ened Just when there was required, Womei^g League for Animals On how slim a thread the life of a vernacular of the courtroom. Is called 000 thus far for the loss of time and anklets, are chosen. the most difficult, the most accurate, man hangs only those know who have the “peewee.” He Is a very small $200 for the sole purpose of O for expenses. If he had $10,000 In Buttonhole bouquets of rub­ Plotted Path of the the most tedious calculation—for sat around the table In the gifted taking care of my cat, Bunny,” person at home, and In his place of cash he could buy a little business on ber for wear with beach cos­ which hl$ father had choser) Sandy, chamber. The slightest circumstance business no one listens to him. It Is Hurricane by Radio read a provision In the will filed which he and his wife could support tumes are also in high favor. sending them away to a seaside home may gave a mun from or condemfi him when he gets ipslde of a Jury room for probate la the Surrogate’s themselves. So I should say a verdict Earrings are a conspicuous Wasnlngton.—The use of the radio where, In a darkened ' room, young to prison; yes, and even the chair. that he lias his innings. court o f Miss Cecelia Romaln of $14,500 would be fair.” The Jury part of the Parisian woman's compass In plotting the course of a Willard could listen to the results The weight of another human being's "I was the guy that decided that Stinson, who died In Rellealre, awarded him $15,000. scheme of self decoration this storm has been revealed by an experi­ Sandy read him. Outside, a noted ment made during the recent hurri­ L. I, HP summer. The long pendants mathematician checked them — and cane which swept the West Indies and Miss Stinson, whose estate is found never a flaw. She had made Egypt nnd the Near East was greatly which disappeared for a time Eugenie Used Canal First remark: "T IfffVe po-pane now, dear tire coast of Florida, according to a estimated to be worth more than the tedious job a labor of love—in re­ strengthened. Not only was France mother.” One carried this warning: are back In mot* exaggerated $11,000, made bequests td the form than ever. Long drops of statement from the Navy department. sult she had1 won the love of her em­ curbed but the British _ nation _ re­ ■‘The driver of this bus It a Pay's Lieut. E. H. Kincaid, navigator of American Society for the Pre­ ployer. They had been married a The Empress Eugenie of France ceived an Investment that has more chased crystal. Jade or coral, hospital student. The conductor is a the navy transport, 'lottery, plotted vention of Cruelty to Animals, month—with full parental appfoval-r- • u one of the flret passenger* taken than quadrupled In capital value nearly touching the shoulders, Guy's hospital student. The police- the hurricane by taking bearings the Blde-A-Wee Home fo r Poor of course she’d never go back to the through the Sue* canal when It was daring the year* that have elapsed. are much seen at the race mam Is a Guy's hospital student. Any­ while the ship was on the way from Cats and Animals, and an addi­ hank— but think of her queening It , -*ffiel*llj opened to traffic In 1868. She courses where Paris' smartest one who throws a brick will be a Port An Prince, Haiti, to St. Thomas, tional legacy of $500 for the there at the Lawrence house. Fjelicla ■ *M aboard the first vessel passed Humor During Strike women congregnte. Guy s hospital patient." Virgin Islands. He took the bearings Women’s League for AOmals. waited to hear no more. Instead she r—thmngh. Disraeli's purchase of the Signs on some of the omnibuses Jet earrings the sire of brace­ of the point of heaviest static and Caroline Virginia T Moyle, made haste to write her resignation, •harae In the Sues canal which had manned by volunteers during the Lon­ lets were worn recently at Au- Too Buiy from this dntarafi>mputed the center “daughter of my dear friend ask an Invitation to visit a distant i held by the khedive of Egypt, on don strike took on a humorous tone. iteull. Their sire and weight Archie—Do you think *on could of the sweeping storm. Checking this Seth Moyle,” —receives i_$1 .0()0. cousin—and there to decide' that an­ t,20,1875, was considered hi* Said one: “A stone In the hand 1* learn to love me? tqade suspension In the eari (m- The residue 1* divided among other fttate ana" eotlftty gfive- better and timeliest stroke. By this possible. with later weather reports, he found worth two in the bu»." 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NOTICE OF INTENTION thirty daws after date of this notice TW O NEW LIGHTS LEGAL NOTICES it is- the Intention of the Township of TOWNSHIP OF HILLSIDE Hillsid-e to make such improvement or TO W NSHIP O P HIDLSftDfrX N< >T I (' l<;— T ( ) . T H E I VKOl’ E ItT Y U\V N - causere inethe Sctim*1same hi to uts be nunedone p.uisucuupursuant to Recommendations of, the light com MOW JKRSKY EitS OF HARVARD AVENUE. FROM , het. i - authority I, ni*i , , • ..I* of o an *1 n act 't n of f I theH I Legis­ v»* i ^ - Hillside’s HIKER'S i rkr*tt StiMvIOWX ABVKRTISKJlIiXT FOR SALE OF BLOV STREET TO CORNELL PLACE, lature of New Jersey entitled, "An Act niittee for the installation of. the foi s c h o o l b o n d s H IL L S ID E , N. Jr O o ii c e r n i n g M u n i c i pa 1 i t i e s, ’' appro vet i You are hereby notified to lay a side­ March 27, 1917, anti the several acts lowing street lights were approved by WEEK COMM. SUN., SEPT. 5th Sealed proposals will be received by walk, or in su^h cases where neces­ amendatory thereof and supplemental the Township Committee Wednesday USUAL POPULAR PRICES !he Board of Education of the Snhool sary, to relay present walk, and bring Upholstering Shop eneto. ' night: one at the corner o f Saipm •istriel of the Township„ of. Hillside, such walk to line and grade as the By order of thel lit Township t Committee;V 5 in the County of Union, New Jersey, Township Engineer may direct, in front HOWARD J. BLOY, avenue and Fairbanks street and one 7 - - (George Mader, Prop.) liieBiq Mu icomedqH|TI nt the Central Grammar School. Coe of or bordering on your property on Township Clerk. \venue, Hillside, New Jersey, on the Harvard Avenue, as prescribed in an Dated, .September 3, 1926. N on Comptcn terrace. Fourteenth day of September, 1926, at ordinance, entitled-, "An ordinance to LOCATED A T 1324 N. *R O A D ST. eight o'clock J.\ M., Daylight Saving provide for the grading of Harvard Time, for the purchase of not exceed­ Avenue in the Township of Hillside, Tel. Emerson 0650 ing One Hundred Fifty-five Thousand from Bloy Street to Cornell Place, arid itollars ($155,000.00) of School Bonds of to establish the grade of said street, Mattresses Renovated Furniture Repairing said School District, being one hundred and to provide for the construction of fifty-five (155) bonds of said School sidewalks along both,sides of said Har­ Everybody Reads Chair Caning District in the denomination of1 One vard Avenue from Bloy Street- to Cor­ Thousand Dollars ($1,OOO.OQ.V each. Said nell Place.” Goods Called for and Delivered Terms can be Arranged fronds are issued so that five (5) of You are further notified that unless said bonds will be payable on the 1st you complete said improvement within day of September in each year from D I M E - A - L IN E Our representative will gladly call with samples 1028 to 1946 inclusive, and six <6; of f un­ successful bidders art- to be returned I f112-120 ARLINGTON 5 S T T H J112-120 Hillside Hardware Shop upon the award of the bonds. No in­ W. A SWEETLAND terest is to be paid upon the xdret'kH NEWARK, N.d MITCHEU.1335 .. of t)ie-successful‘bidder or bidders and O ld est a n dla r g e s t C a r p e t 173 HILLSIDE AVENUE Waverly 7937 1233 Woodruff Ave. Emerson 8379 such check or checks to be retained Cleaning Plan t in A d. to be applied in part payment for the bonds and to secure the Board of Edu­ cation against any loss resulting from CONTRACluRS the failure of the bidder to comply with the terms of his bid. Proposals should be addressed to ARTHUR G. WOODFIELD, District Clerk of the Board of Education of the Township of Hillside, Union County, New Jersey, and enclosed in a sealed La «nvalnpp marked on the ..ou tsid e. -12RTL- POSAL FOR SCHOOL BONDS. Proceedings incident to the issuance of these bonds' have -been conducted under the supervision of W H IT T E- MORE & Mc^JEAN, Counsellors-at-Law, Elisabeth, Few Jersey, and the legajity of the issue will be certified bv the Attorney'General of the State, of New Jersey. . BY ORDER OF THE BOARD OF EDUCATION. ARTHUR G. WOODFIELD, District' Clerk. Own Story of her mother’s romance and murder / A Dramatic Untold Story of the “ 1 prayed for my Hall-Mills Mystery Case

mother's happiness Written by the only daughter and confidante “I simply adored my mother . . . Before of t h e slain choir singer, and the most I knew, I used to try to figure out why she cried so pathetic figure in the noted double tragedy Are you tired of paying out L big lump of your salary in often and I would pray God to gtve her a good «nt and-— time. . . . I ’used to wonder how mother Wondering what can be done would look in pretty high-heeled shoes, silk stock­ about it? ings and fluffy things, . . . She1 was a won­ NOW APPEARING DAILY Why not give up collecting derful and fine woman—full of ambitions, tdeals rent receipt* and let .the, same -money go toward the most and dreams...... The Rev. Hall was the kind' worth-while investment in the of man you couldn’t help lining. He would Sit in world—a home ot your own? our kitchen while mother baked cookies, and he Exclusively in The We can show you how it’s would play Blind Man’s Buff wlthjis children and BOP* •MUy1 possible, ride, me piggy-back. . . I used to think, ‘what a m wonderful thing it would be to tape a daddy like Rev. Hall. . . .” ’

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