THE ECHO WILL j BE EDITED j MEETING OF THE ECHO BOARD NEXT WEEK BV MEMBERS OF j | | FRIDAY AFTERNON AT THE WOMEN'S DIVISION OF THE f i 3.30 IN J CHEMICAL HALL. ALL NEW j COLLEGE. MEMBERS PLEASE ATTEND. ¦ ¦ J_ . ^ . I i

SENIOR NOTICE DATE CHOSEN FOR . POWDER AUG HAS BLUE ANO DIPLOMA NOTICE. Mr. Stanley C. Lary of GRAY WIN JUNIOR WEEK-END TO the edu- Unless seniors inform the regis- cational and vocational department IVY DAT EXERCISES trar, Malcolm B. Mower, of correc- of the University Club of CAST OF FORTY-FIVE FROM MASS. AGGIES BE HELD MAY 17-19 Annual Affair Will Be Held will be at Colby, April 30, to in- tions to be; made in their names terview seniors who are interested Annual Production '* Most Colby Debaters Received A they will appear on the diplomas Plans Progressing Rapidly May Twenty-third if in securin g-positions. Extr'Ordinary" to be 2 to 1 Decision Last as listed in the college catalogue. According to Recent ' Weather Permits. Presented in May. Thursday Night. Announcement. MISS VOSE CHAIRMAN SECRETARY ELLIOTT REHEARSALS BEGUN THREE MAN TEAM LYFORD CONTEST TO COMMITTEES CHOSEN Class Play Entitled "The Man Who AT T MEETING Junior Week Presentation Bids Fair Second Defeat for Agricultural Col- BE HELD MAY FOURTH Mai-ried a Dumb Wife" Will "Five Black Aces" of Boston To Fur- To Rival Success of Last Year's A Be Feature of the Day. Plans Discussed For Spring lege During the Entire Season nish Music for Prom—Baseball Play "Royalty Flushed." Semi-Oxford Style. Will Take Place in After- Game With U. of N. H. : .i' • ¦ Program Monday By Mary E. Vose, '29, of Caribou, was noon and Evening-Prizes Powder and Wig, the men's dra- Winning by a decision of 2 to. 1, Preparations for Junior Week-end recently elected chairman of Ivy Day New Officers. Aggregate #100. matic organization, announces that the Colby debating team that during are progressin g rapidl y according to program. This annual affair of the on Thursday evening, May 17 , it will ! an announcement by Oscar M. On Monday evening a meeting of Easter vacation made the trip to Tif- women 's division will be held on the present the second of its musical of- The Nineteenth Annual Lyford Chute , of Beverly, Mass., president . fin, Ohio, to compete in the national twenty-third of May, weather permit- the recently elected officers of the ferings, "Most Extr'Ordinary." \ Prize Speaking Contest has been an- of the Junior class. Pi Kappa Delta convention, defeated ting. ' In case of rain, as the festivi- Colby Y. M. C. A. was held, at which This year the production is the nounced for the afternoon and even- Activities will commence on the y held out-of-doors, the work of Ralph H. Ayer aiid Bow- Massachusetts Agricultural -College at evening of Thursday, May 17, with ties are usuall time plans for the Spring program , '28, ing of May 4. date will be postponed until the wore discussed. The meeting was at- land E. Baird , '27. Following Po-\vy Amherst, Mass., last Thursday even- the Powder and Wig production, ' The special prizes are the gift of "Most Extr'Ordinary," which is be- twenty-fourth. tended by Phillips Elliott, travelling der and Wig's annual boast of com- irtff- "WiTi Hartwell Lyford, '79, of Chica- One!of the features of the day will secretary of the Field Council of plete originality in dialogue, music, Ii The team is made up of Arthur B. ing prepared under the direction of ,' Levine, '28 of Waterville Lemuel K. go, 111., and are awarded annually to Ralph H. Ayer '28 of East Lynn, be the. Junior Class Play which will Now England, who outlined the plans and settings, "Most Extr'Ordinary" , , , , ! Lord '29 men students in preparatory schools Mass. On Friday afternoon a base- be given by the members of the junior for the Student Conference to be promises to foster real enthusiasm on ; , , of Pittsfield, and Donald Millett, '28, of Springfield, Vt., of Maine, and Massa- ball game is scheduled with the Uni- class.y The play that-has just been held at Northfield , Mass., June 15-23. tho night of May 17th, and to start jjH. . president of the Colby Debating So- chusetts for all-around excellence in versity of New Hampshire which will selected is "The Man: Who Married a In past years Colby has been well the festivities of Junior Week-end off ciety. declamation. The chief aim in offer- be followed in the evening by the an- Dumb -Wife," by Anatole France. The represented at these Student Confer- with a flourish. The team upheld the ami-mative of ing these prizes is tho stimulation of nual Junior Prom. The Prom com- play .will be coached by Professor ences, and plans arc already under- The cast of 45 has been well chos- the armed intervention question interest in public speaking through- mittee has been fortunate in secur- Cecil ; A. Rollins of the English de- way to send a large delegation this en , and . comprises the best of colle- , a subject which the team has had con- out secondary schools. ing as the orchestra for this year's partment. " year. There will be many excellent giate and local talent. The public is siderable experience with this year. There are three points on which the Prom the "Five Black Aces" of Bos- The , play committee, is as follows: speakers, men with real messages, promised something far from slap- At the last minute the team was in- awards are made : First, the interpre- ton , which is led by Eddie Diggs, and Chairman, Martha E. Allen, 'g£>, Vio- such asT-Cirby Page, and Henry Cloane stick comedy, yet with a punch that formed that it was expected to debate tation of the subject counts twenty- broadcasts regularly from radio sta- let Boulter, '29, and Irene Horsey, Coffin. The mornings will be taken is characteristic of all that Powder ' ' ¦ ' ¦ ¦ ' ¦ Semi-Oxford style which demanded a five credits ; second, the appearance tion WEEI, Boston. '29. k . . . A ...... up with discussion on topics of polit- and Wig has shown that it can do. new arrangement of speeches for and carriage of the body during (Continued on page 4) ical, social, and religious interest un- The company has rehearsed frequent- Levine and Lord, for by this plan re- speaking, fifteen credits; third, voice der the leadership of men nationally ly, and is working into the spirit of buttal and constructive work of five control and pronunciation, ten cred- known in these fields; in the after- the comedy in fine style. PROFESSORS TO APPEAR speakers is combined in one sixteen its. The selections, which must not noons there will be' athletics under This season's production bids fair WOMEN'S DIVISION WILL minute speech. Millett opened and exceed six minutes in length, are to the direction of Coach Wood of Wes- to rival the success of "Royalty ON LOCAL STAGE TUESDAY closed the debate. The time division be excerpts from addresses given by leyan, and vesper services and varied Flushed," and to set another star in I HOLD ANNUAL GYM MEET was 10-G. well-known speakers in recent years. programs for the evenings. the crown of Powder and Wig suc- Students and Fac- This defeat was the second of the The prizes , which total $100, are : Alumnae, Colby will be well represented at cesses. Program To Begin At 2:00 season for Massachusetts Aggies, who First Prize, $50 ; second prize, $25; 8 this conference. ulty will Unite to Swell closed their season with this debate. third prize, $15; and fourth prize, o'clock Saturday Gym Fund. $10. These contests, besides pro- Afternoon. PHI DELTA THETA HAS moting interest in declamation, also . New Program Design serve the purpose of interesting some "DEVIL DANCE" IN HADES Vocational Speakers The annual gymnastic meet of the Three members of the faculty,— For Commencement young men of the ' preparatory women's division will be held on the Professors Colgan , Marriner and We- Coming to Colby schools in Colby College. Balfour Creation Made Especially For Novel Affair, Held at Elks athletic field in back of Foss Hall, Sat- ber,— will join with students and Senior Class Invitations In Professor Eustis Announces Program urday afternoon, April 21. The pro- in present- Ni ht. graduates of the college French Graiy Leather. Hall Friday g Of Business Men Who Will Inter Relations Club gram, which will begin at two o'clock, ing Wililare H<)(lgei;srhumorous;threer A—. . . :- Speak to Students. - -¦:.: Meets Tuesday Night the .weather permitting, is outlined_m follows: act play "The Judge's Husband ," at A new and unique design will feat- With Elks Hall converted into a March, by the Freshmen class; clog- the Waterville Opera House on next ure the cover for the commencement imaginary replica of Hades, the Announcement of a list of speak- Diocussion of Several Current Topics Features Third Meeting: of ging, by the Sophomores;- Danish Tuesday evening, April 24. invitations and programs, of the Sen- ers along vocational lines which in- Maine Alpha chapter of Phi Delta New Organization. Dance of Greeting, Freshmen; gym- The complete list of the characters ior class according to an announce- cludes prominent business men from Theta held, as its annual Spring Ball, nastics , Sophomores; the . circle, in the order in which they will appear ment made by Robert C. Chandler of Discussion of several current topics a "Devil Dance," last Friday night. both Maine and Massachusetts, was Freshmen; and clogging by the upon the local stage is as follows: Columbia Falls, chairman of the Pro- including the Kellogg-Briand peace 1 The hall was decorated in black made yesterday afternoon by Profes- Juniors and Seniors. The second part Margaret Either, housekeeper in gram Committee. letters , the American attitude toward with red and yellow "flames" fring- of the program will consist of stunts the Kirby home, Martha E. Allen; This new design is an original sor A. G. Eustis of the department of Russia , and the first chapter of Kirby in g the ceiling and red cardboard and races by all four classes, ending Michael J. Findlcy, ward politician, creation by. the L. G. Balfour Co., of business administration. These speak- Page's "Dollar Diplomacy," featured devils pinned at intervals along the with a tug of war between tho Juniors Prof. . Colgan; Alice Kirby, dau ghter Attleboro, Mass., and is drawn with ers will represent their respective the third meeting of the Colby Inter- walls. In one corner, upon a hi gh and Seniors. o fthe -Jud ge, Ruth Daggett ; Mary S. the college seal in the center, trees linos of business and present the vo- national Relations Club, held last , sat a burning skeleton, the After the exhibition the new offi- Kirby, the Judge, Mrs, Bertha Cobb and foliage at the sides, and the fig- throne cational possibilities along these lines night. . illusion of fire being very cleverly cers of the Health League; will be in- Choate, '22 ; Joseph T. Kirby, the ures "1028" at the bottom. Across for tho benefit of the juniors and The meeting opened with a continu- produced. One section of the hall stalled, and honors will be awarded. Judge's husband , Prof, Weber ; Dan- tho top in round letters is the inscrip- seniors who may bo intea-ested in fol- ation of the topic under discussion at was used for dancing, while the other The now officers are as follows: Presi- iel Reynolds, legal adviser of the tion COLBY embossed with silver. lowing business careers. the last meeting, the Kellogg-Briand . was divided off into a sitting room. dent, Alice W. Paul, '29, of Fort Judge, Prof. Marriner; Sophie Tut- The cover is French grey pliable The list as announced by Professor Peace Proposal. It was brought to The ladies received as favors Fairfield; vice president, Helen W. hill , Court Deputy, Mrs. Cecil A. Rol- leather and the pages aro attached Eustis is as follows : the members', notice that the United leather pocketbooks, while the gentle- Bri ghnm , '30, of Concord, Mass., sec- lins; arid Dorothy Evans, the Court with blue leather cord. It contains Mr. Bon P. Cleaves, of Portland, States has sent peace letters to the men received card-cases' of the same rotary-treasurer, Mary E. Vose, '29, Cleric , Miss Doris J. Tozicr, Assistant approximately eight pages which in- secretary of the Associated Industries ambassadors of Germany, England, material. Both the pocketbooks and of Caribou. Librarian of tho College. clude the invitation, class officers , of Maine, April 25, at 1.30, in the Italy, nnd Japan. These letters pro- card-cases were decorated with the The judges of the meet are Doris Tickets for the piny are in the commencement program, and class Chemistry lecture room, subject, "In- pose treaties forever outlawing war. seal of the fraternity. Tho programs J. Tozier, of Fairfield , Doris Hardy, hands of all members of tho women's roll. dustrial Opportunities for College But both Great Britain and Germany woro placed within the favors, these of Waterville, Helen Springfield , of division, who are anxious in this way Separate formal invitations may bo Graduates." seem unfavorable. latter being used as covers. Music Waterville, and Marguerite Albert of to; swell their gymnasium fund. The secured from tho committee in charge , Mr. Henry P, Merrill , president of The attitude of .tho was furnished from 8.30 till 1 by Waterville. contract for the building is to be lot and all orders for either programs or the Port of Portland, May 1, at 1.30, toward Russia afforded tho second Hood's Orchestra. A cordial invitation is extended to shortly, and operations are expected invitations must bo l-ocoivod on or ; in the Physics lecture room, subject, topic of the evening. Tho United The patrons and patronesses, or all alumnae and friends of the col- to begin at once. The corner stone before Friday, April 20th, accom- "Water Fronts nnd Shipping." States , it was pointed out, has stead- "All Saints" as they were listed on lege to attend tho meet. of tho gymnasium is to bo laid in con- panied by cash. Mr. C. G. McDnvitt of Boston, ily refused to recognize the Russian the programs, woro ; Dr. and Mrs. .Wil- nection with the coming Commence- Mass., assistant to the president of government, despite the fact that this liam J. Wilkinson, Denn Ermn V, ment in juno. , tho Now England Telephone & Tele- is tho tenth year of its existence, and Alpha Delts Entertain ; Reynolds, Mr; find Mrs. John P, 'Seats for tho play will be cheeked graph Company, Mny 10, nt 1.30 , in that most European nations havo al- Province President. Council Report Choato, Professor Arthur G. Eustis nt Choate's Music Stove next Monday, tho Chemistry .lecture l-oom, sub ject , ready granted it recognition. Tech- and Miss L. Orno, nnd Professor April 23rd . '[The Principal Structure of a Tele- nically tho United States bases hor re- Mrs. J, B. Hubbard of Cambridge, Votin g to do all in its power to aid Claudo Ii. Stinoford and Miss IIopo phone Company and the General Bus- fusal on the present government's ' Mass., Visita Local Chapter—Del- tho Libby-for-Govornor Club, tho Chase, iness Problems in Connection With its unwillingness to pay tho debts con- egates From Colby Attend. convened for its i The fraternity committee, or DELEGATES ELECTED FOR Student Council Operation." tracted by tho Romanoff government. weekly mootin g last Monday night. - "Hell's Helpers," consisted of; Au- STUDENT CONFERENCE Mr. Prod P. Lawrence of Portland, Tho real reason is probably a disap- Alpha Delta chapter of Alpha Del- Tho Council expressed by n vote gust P. Stoiglor, '28 , of Great Ncelt, . vice president of tho Casco Mercantile proval of the Russian form of Gov- ta Pi sorority recently ' ' ontortninod Elsie II. Lewis, '2(1, of'TCnst Lynn, its approval of tho club and its thor- Long Island; Donald H. Frnsior, '30, nnd Trust Company and former Bank ernment and a desiro to see tho re- Mrs. J. B. Hubbard of Cambridge, Mass., nnd Barbara 0, Libby, ?3P, of ough endorsement of Dr. Libby as a of Lawrence, Mass, ; nnd A. Frank Commissioner of Maino, May 10, nt turn of capitalism. Mass,, province president of tho soror- Albion, woro recently :oloctod dele- candidate for the Republican nomi- GiuiTrn, *80, of , N, Y, 1.80, in tho Chemistry lecture room. A review and criticism of tho first ity, gates from Colby to the Student Gov- nation for governor. The Council In addition to tho above list the chapter of Kirby Page's "Dollar Di- Frldny afternoon Mrs. Hubbard wns ernment Conference of the Co-educa- sum of money to bo further voted a EPICUREANS EXTEND BIDS. dopnrtniont is securing a speaker plomacy" followed this. Nationalism, received by tho Wntorvillo Alumnno, tion nl Collogos. of Now England, Thin used by tho club for campaign liter- from tho Maino Central Railroad who according to Pago, is tho root of and in tho evening attended n soror- nnniinl convention Is to bo hold at ature to bo sent out to various parts Bids havo boon extended to sovon will address tho upporelassmon on the nearly all of man 's political evils. ity mooting at the chapter hall. After Connecticut Agricultural College on of tho state. TIiIb literature Will members of tho Junior Clnas by the opportunities in tho railroad field. Each nation thinks highly of itsolf tho mooting n bridge party was given 4 D, of various pamph- Mny 8, , nnd prohnbly consist Epicureans, tho Bonlov honorary so- and belittles its neighbor. It pro- in honor of tho guest. Miss Lewis who is the newly- 's pint- , lets sotting forth Dr. Libby ciety, according to an. nnnounconient sumoR that all notions nvo jonlous and Ton was served by tho patronesses, elected 'osldotifc of Student Govern- tuMavomanta. in form and iwtsfc made last Frldny by Evorott R, Di'iini- Shanahan Returns to covetous of it , nnd, boenuso of this Mrs. E. P. Strong, Mrs. H. L. New- f attended tlio conference ' ment, t'so . mond , '28, of Wntorvillo, president of belief begins to think of self dofonco, man , and Mrs. T. M. Griffith s, at tho which was hold nt tlio . University ot Colby Varsity ROGERS WINS BY KNOCKOUT. tho orgnnii'.ntion for this yonr. Squad A Inrgo army is built-up, nnd , as a homo of tho Inttor , Saturday after- last yonr. Now Hampshire, Thoso who received -bids from tho result, other nations begin to .nrm. At noon from throp until ' five. , With tho return of Shnnnhnn to tho Jack Rotors , Colb y 's profoaslonnl lU'OHcht senior cIiihh nro : Churlos Jor- I tho slightest excuse n war is started Tho guests of honor included Mrs. successful in his second dan of Auburn,.Delta Knppn Rpailon; sound comos n different outlook on by ono nation or tho other, in order Hubbard nnd Donn Ermn V. Rey- Y. W. C, A. pugilist, was ' encounter |n the squared circle Inst John E, Wnlkor of Winthrop, Mnas,; the - problems which lmvo been con- to "protect" itsolf from its bolligoront nolds, Delegates from the other so- fronting Conch Roundy. Tho neighbor, :A largo number of Y, W, C. A. Thursday night when ho knocked.out Zotn. Psi', Cnrl T,,Ciough of Houlton, outfiold Tho best example of this rorities woro an follows! ^igmn Kap- ' 'E. hns boon n soiircq of some trouble to members wore ontortninod by - Mrs, n Bold-uo mitt flllnffor from Snnford Diilta Upsilon f Frank Cliostor of |s Germany before tho war, Kirby pa, Nellie M. Dearborn ; Chi Omega, tho Colby mentor, Throe moii Goorfifo A, Johnson \vJio rondorod n in tho fourth round of n scheduled six MnnhnBBOt, N. Y., Phi Doltn Tliotn; aro (Continued on pago 4) Harriot W. Klmbnll; Delta Delta needed to roam fcho pasture avIio pfoffmni of pinrio' HolootloiiH nt Fobs fitanssa go nt Eddie Polo's boxing Mnrtin, J, Tlovnoy of Hudson,; Ma BB,, can Delta, Monn Horron ; Phi Mil, Mnrlnn Alpha Thii Omognj. Edwnrd It. Now- hit tho ball In rbnl stylo. Shnnalinn RYAN AWARDED LETTER. L, Ginn , nnd Beta Chi Theta Hull ) Thursday night, aronn, ¦ , Flora ' , rocolvod his ' flvst "0" for : ' Trussoll. Tlio progra m conulstoil of; Jack's second victory wan ovon hull , of; Lynn, MasR., Lhmbdn Chi -covering ' inoro impressive than his first ,, nnd Alpha i nnd Rupovt M, Tvvihd of Cari- right 'Hold for the varsity while Prod, : At n mooting of tho Colby Athletic Impvoviimtlon _—--—.—• . MncDowoll ' ¦ dy Pnront wnB conelilng hero, If a Council Irist \yook it was To tlio' Soi\——.-.———MneUowoll oIoho observe™ of his porl'ormnnco in bou , Kappa Doltn!Rho. ; voted ^o SOME TAKE CORRESPONDENCE. ' The EpIcuronnH in n loonl - likely looking catcher shows up In tho nwnvd h Col^y, mnjov "0" ' "Eighty por cent 1 NmUlluit :————--,-MnoDowoll tho ,Tiri ff avo prophesying W» w>pl« Bonlov .to trnck of . the people of mntorlnl .out for thn U berth, it'Is conch Mlchnol J, ' ' They Butterfly, _.;„_„___-_-;- Gvql jf climb in , flBti« oii'don. Tlio nervous- lioijornry society lav mon , founded, in pos- Rynn. THo - iiwovt) the United States wnsto from throe Procession , Groin; ness which biul accompanied-, his first 1808. Its mombovsliip consists- c>l! ono sible that Shnnalinn niny ngnln illl was: made in con aidorntioii nnd nppvoi to four years 'ot thoir. Ilf o after nt- , Norwegian BHdnl ' thn ropes lm•; ; - ' 'y i KMiiyGhoriiBV-,.^---;-—„ . DuBols doclnro war. tho ' '/ senior class.. : -V: v - - modern student's life, especially of €ri)o co-educational institutions, Mt Co% that in Literar y Column of Nursing Founded 1877. are shown in Waterville. The effect Scliool Published Wednesdays by the Students of Colby College. of these pictures on the believing of Jde University public certainly cannot be gratifying "Language ," quoted the old gen- AProfession for the Lawrence A. Peakes, '28 Editor-in-ChieE tleman, "has been like a caravanserai College Woman Manager undergraduate. What the J. Drisko Allen, *29..: Business to the it crossed the interested En the modem, scientific Clyde L. Mann, '28 Managing Editor collecting wealth as agencies of social service. "Daily Illini" thinks of such pictures plains of time." What an amazing following para- Tho twenty-eight months course, pro- EDITORIAL STAFF. is summed up in the treasury of words the poet can dip viding an intensive and varied experi- method, Ernest E. MiUer. '29. Associate Editor graphs: into ! Words freighted with history, ence through the case study Elisabeth B. Gross, '28 Women's Editor leads to the degree cf Lucille N. Whitcomb, '30 Assistant Editor "We often wonder what kind of words with significant overtones and BACHELOR OF NURSJNG. '28 Sports Editor Augustus M. Hodgkins, nuances of meaning, words filched Present s'tident body inclines gradu- Norris W. Potter, '29 Literary Editor peasant out colleges. Two or more- Editor idea the dyed-in-the-wool ates of leading Seneca B. Anderson, '30 Gladiator from legendary Indian cities, words, years of approved college work . required BUSINESS STAFF. in the bushes has of a university, par- Eng- lor admission. A few scholarships avail- homely and sweet, from New with advanced quali- Cecil G. Goddard, '29..Asst. Business Manager able for students ticularly after he has swallowed the land, words born out of the savagery fications. , ,_ , , . Harold D. Phippen, '30, Asst. Business Manager facilities of Yale Uni-T Henry E. Curtis, '29...Asst. Managing Editor The educational sugared and jaded close-ups of some of New York and London, words of versity are open to qualified students. address? REPORTERS. few dozen 'collitch' pictures. . . the war, the chapel, and the market- For catalog and injormallon David Kronqulst, '29 Frank Giurtra, '30 place—form all these the poet can The Bean Marlon White, '31 John Livingston, 30 "A wide-mouthed spectator gets the SCHO OL of NURSING of Theodore Nelson, '30 Ernest Theberg, '30 fashion his song. I have a great re- The Virginia Dudley, '29 Ruth Hawbolt, '30 impression that for something less YALE UNIVERSITY PhUlip Sno-vv. '31 ' Leon Tebbetts, '31 spect for words because each one, as NEW HAVEN. : CONNECTICUT Chester Condon, '81 - Henry Schick, '31 than seventy or eighty dollars a Margaret Davis, '28 Edith Woodward. 30 Sean O'Faolain used to say, carries Lee Bracket^, '30 month an ambitious lad can sup at the fragrance of a thousand MAILING CLERKS. the fountain of knowledge and enjoy years, is heavy with the sweet SHOE REPAIRING Robert Chilson, '31 ' Ivan McLaughlin, '31 and sweat of a thousand hearts, Donald Christie, '31 Ralph. Snyder, '31 all of the usufructs of Atlantic City 2 Hall Cou rt Cecil King, '31 Merton Curtis, '31 and swells with every passing tick of Rupert Loring. '31 . . at the same time—*md for a period life. Therefore when I read Stanley Acroti M. C. R. R. Tracks of at least four years. And the net L. P. VIELLEUX Entered at the Post Office at Waterville, Me., Braithwaite's collection of magazine as Second Class Matter. Forms close Tuesday result is evident. When registration verse for 1927, I was a little disap- night. The Editor is responsible for the edi- torial column and general policy of the paper : time rolls around administrative pointed. Perhaps, because I am an the Managing Editor for news and makeup. Rollins-Dunham Co. Address all communications to The Colby Echo, bodies at various universities through- old man with an old-fashioned prefer- Waterville, Maine. Advertising rates on re- ence for the classics, I don't appre- Hard ware Dealers *^B' II quest. Subscriptions, $2.00 a year in advance. out the land are compelled almost to I KBrrENUEIMEB j Single copies, 10 cents. ciate modern verse. Only one or two SPORTING GOODS, PAINTS AND resort to bludgeons in order to stave of the 2)oems will survive very long, OILS off a horde of deluded youngsters. although many of the others are Waterville Maine WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18, 1928. " graceful and impudent enough. But as I UNIVERSITY one Aristophanes said, "These be young Jus t around the corner. But you will News Editor for the Week The women's division will have more opportunity of supporting the poets and they will grow in strength." profit by making the turn to SENACA B. ANDERSON. To this collection of which the old gym- CLOTHES drive for funds for their new man spoke, there is one verse which Buzzel's Caf eteria WHEN IS THAT NEXT TOTAL ansium by backing the Alumnae play is short and whimsical enough to Temple St. In suits and topcoats, alike, ECLIPSE SCHEDULED? next Tuesday. quote: || Someone said once upon a time, Pierr ot Theologizes. Il youllseethatKuppenheimer. I Is it not odd cooks spoil the broth." E. L. SMITH "Too many That only dismal words designers haye anticipated I the SHOE REBUILDING by the 11 But that too many members of Will rhyme with God— GOODYEAR WELT SHOE your every desire. That ap- Executive Committee of the Faculty Clod, REPAIR SYSTEM HI might impede the progress of the col- Nod, Telephone 305-M I plies to fabrics as well as lege does not seem to have entered Rod, 57 Temple St. Waterville ; into the consideration of the powers And the sod. styles. Sturdy, youthful, col- . But devil— ¦ that be. Right away one thinks of revel orful weaves ^ priced right. . - Not a little curiosity is finding ex- pression about the campus as to what A FARMER. the institution will do without a Dear Gladiator : A peasant's frame, . ¦Quality hy ' president after commencement. Can I am not surprised, I am astonish- Low earthly goal, College is A dullard's face, college problems always be settled by ed, to think that Colby about to build a gymnasium for the A Shelley's soul- KUPPENHEIMER the a body of faculty members sitting women while the edifice in which form of a supreme court? Colby men are trained and expected Raw, clumsy hands, There is a story about Lincoln de- to win laurels is totally inadequate in Slow, clumsy feet, ii substance and antediluvian in struct- But keen fine eyes ^ ciding rightly against the -unanimous AND OTHERS • vote oi his cabinet officers. It is, ure. Would I dare suggest that the To find Earth sweet. all powerful trustees plan to subli- THE fancy ' : perhaps, beyond the bounds of mate Colby into a girl's college ? Doomed to live I 25-35 - 38. - 45 f to imagine a man of the caliber of the Heaven forfend such reprobation! His whole life long PEOPLES Great Emancipator as president of Athletics are on a competitive basis A muted harp, ¦ Colby. Yet it must be admitted that in this state. Already we are handi- An unsung song. " lesser men have-settled questions in- capped by having the poorest gymna- XL. M.,, '28. .. NATIONAL i, I TheH. R. Dufiham -Co. ; ; sium in the state and now we find the dividually and have served well the trustees leagued against us in a way TO FRANCIS THOMPSON. little college on the banks of the Ken- that bids fair to prostitute our future A Sonnet. BANK nebec. standing as a college among men's My ragged waif, no longer will the Again let it be said that the work colleges. What one of our slight, rain of the Executive Committee of the strobilaceous sisters has ever extend- Boat on your bare, unkempt, defeated ed Colby's fair name beyond the vis- head, Faculty is irreproachable. But in ion of a blind man when compared to No more will ring your hungry, quest- Waterville, Maine case we should look forward a bit : the nation wide fame achieved by our ing trend GIFTS THAT LAST How about a new president? successful athletic ventures of the Through curls of yellow fog on Chan- past and present? Let the wise rele- cery Lnne, Diamonds, Jewelery and Silverware Make Wonderful Gifts gate their multifarious pleasures and No more will bitter heauty cause you Ladies' and Gents' Wrist and Strap Watches, Griien and FINANCIAL. heed the handwriting' on the wall : pain Tavannes Makes. Large Assortment Ladies' and Gentle- Quite apropos was the appointment "Cast not your pearls before the Or deep unrest—but you will know FORTIN'S men's Stone Rings of the faculty advisors for non-ath- swine." instead JEWELRY STORE letic activities recently. Even now Hamlet. Tlie endless peace of death's own HARRIMAN'S JEWELRY STORE I havo the most worthy showing- there are more mutterings from the kindly bed, Dear Gladiator: To which the saddest men will corne that could be wished for In 98 Main St. Store of Dependable Quality Tel. 328-R Student Council. Everyone of sound As I sit here with my feet in a pail again. LADIES' AND GENTS' WRIST mind seems to be heartily backing the Your poor seared soul at of hot water my thoughts naturally last has WATCHES Student Council and the faculty au- drift to the three blisters on my right found a port. diting system. Perhaps tho hue-and- front foot. What is the cause of these You—of every wind a pawn and Diamond Rings and Mountin gs blisters? Ask the sport, . cry of some hns been hushed because Colby financier HAVE YOU SEEN You , who leaped the world's crass, D. FORTIN IT? IT'S NEW ! of n diplomntic intuition 'that sus- who refuses to appropriate sufficient funds for an adequate supply of busy hum 57 Main St., Waterville, Me. The new Balloon Tics will bo ready for your approval shortly. picion might be aroused that would track shoes. By tilting- up a vini of laudanum. ' This practical—Novel Tie—has a rubber lined sac, which eliminates throw them in n peculiar light—n very Recently it was pointed out to mo Poet, you hoar not seasons rolling THE GRACE SHOP wrinkles. These Ties nro made of beautiful stripes and fancy silk pnst, peculinr light. that if I wore any good my humble 62 Temple St. foulards. The other day a suggestion was sneakers could be cast aside, and in The Hound you wildly fled now holds SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY PRICE, $1.00 you fast. MILLINERY AND DRESSES mode that the non-nthlotic activities thoir place the college would substi- tute beautiful spiked shoos. But pray N. P., '20. Dressmaking Establishment should be fed from a common treas- Hemstitching, Pleating, nnd But- STERN'S DEPT. STORE how can ono join tho immortal ranks tons Covered, Lessons in Dressmak- Across from the ury over which ono responsible man of those that aro good if ho must NEW NOVELS IN THE COLLEGE ing and in Millinery taught nt even- Opera House ' WATERVILLE is placed. Tho auditing system overtake them in torture boxes that LIBRARY. ing: clnsses, , MAINE nt ovory stride remove As hns boon Easy Weekly Payments, would bo simplified. The responsibil- a good square frequently explained Call for appointments, 201-M. Seo Our Now SporU Apparel, Knickers, Sweater^ Etc ity would bo fixed upon ono officer, inch of skin? How can the beginner in tho ECHO, tho College Llbrnry bo expected to develop into a star if does not purchase now novels, hut MISS GRACE, Proprietor What could bo more simple, and inci- ho is not oven supplied with decent relies upon gifts by friends of tho dentally more foolproof? shoes? college for such books. This spring Waterville " " This suggested plan does not pro- If Colby expects to havo winning graduates nnd friends have kindly Steam Laundry THE WATERVIL LE dYE HOUSE vide, however, for a common fund, tonms lot thoso in charge of appro- supplied our shelves with n number "CLEANS CLOTHES CLEANER" priations for hut for n common treasurer'. It in- athletics supply tho of the sonson's loading books of fic- • Prompt Service Quality First- conches with tho tion, Tho following Tel. I4B Waterville Prompt Service volves the keeping of separate books whoro-wlth-al to have boon added Factory and Office obtain equipment for nil—not exclud- during tho pnst month : combined at 14 MAIN ST. for each individual activity. ing- those who as yot but hope to Young: Tlio Murder nt Fleet, Delivery Service Telephone 277-W With a proper accounting system carry off tho laurels of victory. Din o: The Greene Murder CARLETON P. COOK Van , I-Ioadquartors for Yours truly, , under tho supervision of tho head of Cnso Conltlin Solf-FlllinB A, King Doggy, Slocum : Baggers of tho Son, tho business administration depart- Moore' Non-Lonlcablo Do In Roche * m ent in cooperation with tho auditor : Explorers of tho nnd Waterman Dawn , '* Ideal Dun '—Say, whoro do you an d th o treasurer tho su ccess of tho Eat? Notf; Wo Sing Dlnna. FOUNTAIN PENS Choa te Music Compa ny "Lap"—At Dunlap's for Homo Cook- Strictly Guaran teed ¦ " schema would bo insured. And tho ing. Wright: Dolugo, " ; ¦/J. F. OHO ATE, '20, Manager work involved would bo hardly more f Open Dny nnd Night Wilder : Brldgo of Snn Luis Day, SPALDING ATHLETIC GOODS than that which an occasional honost Wilder : Tho Cnbnln. DUNLAP'S LUNCH Book* nnd Stationery and The Place Whoro tronsuror now hns with tho vary in- 0 Maple Stroot Khodo: Murders in Prnod Street, College Polks Meet Freeman : Certain Doctor Thorn- Fine Art Good* tricate, ono-mnn system. Instead of diko. PICTURE FRAMING A SPECIALTY NEW VICTOR RECORDS EVERY FRIDAY n pnvtinl romody, lot's porfoct tho sys- Mason : No Other Tiger. Cor. Main and Temple Sti, tem, Byrne: Crusndo. Savings Bank Building, Wntorvillo, Me. Gallert Shoe Store .Davis: Oilman of Bedford. J. P. GIROUX 'Alnrcon 17 Templo Court COLLEGE LIFE. SI Main Si. : The Throo-Cornorod Hat, Galsworthy: Two Forsyte Inter- Gentlemen'* Hair Cut nnd Shave BOo The students of Princeton hit upon ludes, Gentlemen '* Hair Cut 3Bo n . mutter of intorcolloglnto interest re- Ladle*' Hnir Cut nnjr atylo 3Bo """"" "" *"" Hrtlr Cut for Children I WE ARE INTEtlESTED IN COLBY cently when thoy petitioned thoir local A GENEROUS SOUL. under 0 S!8o CROSTONIANol Become Acquainted movlo theaters to show pictures of J»* JL/8IIOE8 rois. MENfcJ ^5f Grndunto : "Will you pny mo what j . With Ue college Ilfo that nt loasfc approached I'm worth?" E. H. EMERY Employer s ; FEDERAL TRUST COMPANY true representation, From time to Also tho Famous SELZ 0 "I'll do bettor thnn that MERCHANT I'll give you n small salary to start TAILOR 33 MAIN STREET time -rather wnvpod uortrnynls of the J , ,, , Other Stylos 33.85 Up with." 3 Sliver Street, WatarvUlo ¦"•"•• **" '****'"*** * "' *" *"*"' "**'""*— 7—•••- »*•• »- .-„ . «i»«.« ,»».- mer Rivkin, Coach Ryan has some re- Bagnall was - going great guns with ond, Giles; third, Hayde. Time, 6s. BLUE AND GRAY HOPES BRIGH-. There » No Need of Being Late to liable point winners. Sansone will the 35 pound hammer during the win- 120-yard dash—Won by Brown ; TEN FOR STATE SERIES TITLE. Yoiir Ei ght O'clock Class . GOLBY TRAOKMEN TO compete in both the one half and one ter season and is fast getting into second, Giles; third, Martin.- Time, Eat at mile runs and unless the Colby cap- shape again to hurl'the smaller sphere 12 3-5s. Colby's chances for a championship tain breaks a leg he should win both out of sight in the spring meets. 600-yard run—Won by Rivkin ; baseball outfit'this spring received a[ Mclntyre's Lunch GOMPETE WITH BROWN 3 Maple Street events. He has a record of victories Don Cobb, who holfls the distinc- second, Quinton ; third, Alexander. big boost the other day when Danny\ won on the cinder . J ust a Step from North College First Dual Meet of Season paths which marks tion of winning the javelin throw the Time, 1 m., 21 2-5s. Shanahan, former Edward Little and him as one of the outstanding run- first . time that event was added to 1000-yard run—Won by Good; Coburn star, who has won three Col- -Several Stars Unable ners in the country. Among his other the list of events in the State meet, second, Grant; third, Johnston. Time, by baseball letters, reported to Coach Millinery achievements, Charlie hold the Colby is a man Coach Ryan is banking on to 2m., 39s. Ed-ward C. Round in uniform and Here you will find Correct Hats for y every occasion. to Participate. • . records in both the one half and mile turn in some fine performances with 1 % mile run—Won by D. Christie ; " ready to start practice. CLARA LESSARD runs. ' This is his last year as a wear- the wooden shaft this spring. Cobb second, A. M. Hodgkins; third, Pro- Danny has been in college all year silks, 71-73 Temple St.,. Waterville With the dual track meet at Brown er of .the Colby and with the has been working faithfully and is vost. Time, 6m., 39s. but his outside work seemed to pre- Olympic tryouts as his goal he is train- out to reclaim his old crown when the Two and one-half mile run—Won University, Providence, R. I., only a sent a barrier which was to keep the ing intensively and should have a State meet rolls around. by Towne; second, Harlow; third, genial-Irishman from donning the W. L. CORSON little,.over a week away Coach Ryan, banner year toting the spiked shoes. Dexter is a freshman candidate who Havu. Time, 13m., 38 2-5s. Blue and Gray uniform this year. He COMMERCIAL PHOTOGRAPHER although hampered somewhat . by in- Seekins is a versatile performer bids fair to toss the shot to some 60-yard high hurdles—Won by organized a Boys' Club in Winslow Everything except Portraits clement - weather, Has been working and aside from his specialty, the high points this spring. If he can grab Walker; second, Seekins; third, Wil- which required three afternoons of Finest Work Guaranteed jump, he performs well in the high his charges hard in order that they some counters in the dual meets he liamson. Time, 8 2-5s. his time each week. In addition to 66 Main St., Waterville, Me. hurdles and discus throw. He should will be a big help to the Blue and 120-yard low hurdles—Won by Ry- that Danny seemed to be an indis- may be in the best possible shape boost the Colby score considerably Gray forces. der ; second, Walker; third, William- pensible unit in the Hollingsworth & when they venture into the - Brown when ¦he performs a week from¦ Satur- Snow was the best Colby had to son. Time, 14 l-5s. Whitney plant across the river. The Elmwood Hotel ' day. - '- ¦:¦ ¦ ',. :• . . ., stadiurn to oppose the spiked shoe ar- . offer in the pole vaulting department RUN BY COLLEGE MEN ; last year and seems to be reaching tists, of that institution.- Walker and'Ryder present two oth- A Nor mal Spine Means Health Kyiin his charges take oyer the er performers of ability who should higher altitudes this season than other FOR COLLEGE MEN saw EXHIBITION BALL GAME CLINTON A. CLAUSON ' outdo' their opponents. Walker won Ryan-coached men. , D. C. powerful university crew last year on B. M. Harding H. W. Kimball Seaverns Field by,the slim , margin of the .broad jump in . the meet with The Outdoor Interfraternity Cham- PLAYED WITH NOTRE DAME Chiropractor one point. 'Since that time the ranks Northeastern University last year. pionship meet for a leg on the Druid Consultation Free . Phone 72-W Simpson-Harding Co. of the Blue and Gray tracksters have His performances in the Interfratern- Cup will be-watched with interest Sat- Suite 111-112-113 HARDWARE , PAINTS , KITCHEN urday. A good line on the strength Two Comp lete Teams Used UTENSILS, MILL SUPPLIES been weakened fay the loss of some ity Meet last winter marked him as 40 Main St., "WATERVILE , ME. capable performers and it is a ques- one of the outstanding members of of the Colby outfit will be derived by In Practice Tilt. 15 Silver St., Waterville , Me. tion • \vhether or not that weakness the Blue and Gray squad. Ryder is close observers of Coach Ryan's romping over the hurdles teams. has .been offset by newly developed in fine style As a preliminary taste of compe- material. Jimmie Brudno, Maine and and should place well in the van in The Little Gift Shop GOGAN'S tition before the Colby nine stacks up ICE CREAM, CONFECTIONER- New England two mile champion last the scramble for honors in the low Exclusive Line of Novelties * year, George Mittelsdorf , oindoubted- hurdle race. TIE TRIALS HELD FOR against the University of Maine pas- The place where things are different CIGARS and CIGARETTES ly the best dash man who has sported Webster Brown seems to be the timers on Seaverns Field for the an- Occasions—Circulating Library Formerly Marchatti'a Distinctive Greeting the Colby silks in recent years, and strongest' dash .man left in case O UTDOOR TRACK SEASON nual Patriots Day exhibition game, Cards for all NELLIE K. CLARK Raymond Sullivan, a point winner in Sprague is unable to don the spikes. Weather Conditions Unfav- Coach Roundy put his charges 56 Temple St., Waterville, Me. last year's encounter with Brown, Brown has been coming along fast through a regular nine inning en- were all severed from the Blue and since he took up the cinder path orable for Ei ht Events THE PARISIENNE Gray squad by graduation last spring, sport under Coach Ryan and in prac- g counter with the Notre Dame club on the Colby diamond last Saturday af- SHOP Billy Burr, a likely looking Freshman tice has been showing his heels to Held. TUFTS CO LLEGE who boosted the Colby total three other aspirants for honors in the dash ternoon. A cold afternoon with fre- 174 Main. St. points by taking a second in the mile events. Charlie Giles showed up well The members of the Blue and Gray quent showers of rain made playing DENTAL SCHOOL MILLINERY, DRESSES run in the Brown encounter, did not in the time trials held the other day track squad were put through their conditions rather unpleasant but in r.eturii to college , last 'fall. . And it and may score a point or two in the spite of that the men put up a fair Hair Dressing Department looks now as if Alden Sprague, cap- dual meet. first time trials of the spring season offers a four-year course Marcel Waving, 50 cents ¦ exhibition of ball playing. tain of the relay team last winter and In the quarter mile run Colby will last Saturday afternoon. Although No score of the game was kept but leading to the degree of Doc- the track was in poor condition and tor of Dental Medicine. Can- We give a permanent wave that is a rurrner on whom Coach Ryan has have Elmer Rivkin and Deane Quin- the Colby ball tossers scored easily soft and beautiful. > Guaranteed to been banking heavily in the dashes ton as the outstanding runners. Both the weather unfavorable most of the to build up a substantial margin of didates fox admission must look like a marcel. and , quarter mile, will be unable to of these men saw service on the relay squad was present and put up some points. Various combinations were have completed two years of Special rates until March 1st. compete because of a stomach disor- team last winter and should toe the good exhibitions in the various used by the Colby mentor during the work in an approved college Call for appointments, 329-M. der which has kept him from practic- mark in this spring's races ready to events. course of the game. He used four of liberal aits and science, in- ' MISS GEACE, Proprietor ing- since the Easter recess. Spragae' s put up some great running battles. The sprinters were put through 50 different batteries, two infield, and cluding six semester hours in absetice will greatly hamper Colby's Charlie Towne, ex-captain of cross and 120 yard trials; the quarter mil- two outfield outfits. Bobby Brown each of the following sub- chances for a win over the Brown country, turned in a good perform- ers ran over a 600 yard stretch. The served them over the platter for the jects : English, Chemistry, Bear. ance in the two mile and a half time half milers were required to run 100 first two innings with MacLean in the Biology, and Physics. Men BOOTHBY & BARTLETT In i;spite of the losses suffered by trial last Saturday. Charlie was way yards; the milers over a mile and a receiver's berth. The Notre Dame and women are admitted. COMPANY the Blue and Gray track and field out- out ahead at the finish. Unless Har- quarter, while the two milers plugged crew scored three times in the first School opens on September GENERAL INSURANCE fitA tlVere are some outstanding per- lpw, captain-elect of the next fall hill through two miles and a half. The inning although only one hit was reg- 28, 1928. For further infor- formers who can be relied upon to and dale outfit, comes along fast low hurdlers topped the barriers over istered. mation write to 185 Main Street , Waterville , Maine gariier a goodly number of points in Towne will be by far the best ARyan a .120 yard stretch and the high tim- The other battery combination tlie " edmhig meet. product in the two mile grind. ber toppers were required to race 50 worked well and had little trouble Percy Levine, Colby '27 FRANK E. HASKINS, M. D. Lewis Levine, Colby '21 lh;:!Cap£ain Charles Sansone ' Mayo In the field events Ira Bagnall,' Don yards. holding the Plainsmen in check. Fer- , Secretary Seekins, John Walker, Charles Towne, Cobb, Dexter, and Sid Snow appear Summary of results: guson and Hansen worked two inn- Win. Levine & Son Webster BrOwn . Ira Bagnall, and El- as outstanding men in their events. 50-yard dash—-Won by Brown ; sec- ings, Heal and Heddericg, two, while 416 Huntington Avenue, • CLOTHING, FURNISHINGS, Mansfield served them up to MeKeen ¦ ¦ FOOTWEAR , . . , . Boston, - .-Mass. - ... -' ; ,: for a while. 19' Mairi St:"" " Waterville, Me. " The two lineups used were as fol- lows: Niziolek, lb; MacDonald, 2b; Turcotte Candy Shoppe La Vigne, ss; Davis, 3b; Baldwin, rf; Heal, cf; Callaghan, If. The second: Miss Carrie C. Stemetz For Light Lunch Grady, lb; Hannifen, 2b ; Tierney, Home Made Candy, Soda, Ice Cream, MILLINERY, CORSETS , DRESSES ss; Deetjen, 3b; Roberts Fresh and Salted Nuts , If; Hines, Underwear , Hosiery, Sweaters cf; and Klusick, If. Novelties and Umbrellas 189 Main Street Opp. Post Office , Waterville 80 Main St., ' Waterville , Me. , Me. Telephone Connection Sansone Predicts Track Meet Results THE RAINBOW SHOPPE Aside from Coach Ryan there has Shaw & Wilson been no individual more interested in DEESSES, MILLINERY, HOSIERY, SILK UNDER- the development of track material WEAR and ART GOODS—The College Girls' Store than track captain Charles J. San- Tel. 351 191 Main St., Waterville, Me. sone. With his close "observation of the — .. J . . L. . .. • T- . ... T ... „ ...... T- , r - , ....._- squad 'as n basis, Sansone has com- puted a forecast of the final results COLBY SHOE SHINING PARLOR of tho fifteen events which will be Men and Women of Colby ! We are here to serve you contested Saturday at the Interfra- Try us once and you'll come again ternity meet. They nre ns follows: 100-yard—Brown, L. C. A.; Giles, PETER PERIKLES, changed from 156 to 90 Main Street P. D. T.; Shaw, P. D. T, 220-ynrd—Brown, L. C. A. ; Mar- tin, D. K. E.; Giles, P. D. T. 440-yard—Rivkin, N. F.; Quinton , P.'D. T,; Sansono, P. D. T. 880-yard—Sansono, P. D, T. ; Goode, D. K. E.; Christie, L. C. A. 1-milo—Sansono, P. D. T. ; Christie, L/ C. A.; Hodgkins, N. F. 2-ml!e—Towno, P. B. T.; Harlow, Clothing and Accessories, K.'D. R.; Bntson, L. C. A, JlW ttlwfl'rP^ . 120 high hurdles—Seokins, D. K, mKHSM approp riate in tkeir cor- E.; Wnlkor, Zoto ; Williamson, A, T, W lii»»P'P/ redness and general clesir- O. ¦ 220 low hurdles—Rydor, L. C. | Ifi IfPiilpS; ability, and priced to give Wnlkor, Zoto; Whoolor, K. D. R. Brond jump—Wnlkor, Zoto; Shaw, \jt IP|i|w«l y°u ttie utmost in buying P. D. T. ; Jordan , D. K. E, p ower as well as app ear- High jump—Seekins, D. K, E.| lllnMll l nl Wnlkor, Zoto j Abbot, Zoto. Jnvolln—Cobb, K..D, R.; Troworgy, w ®lmvoocl ev01 L. C. A. j Lufkin , P. D. T. IIlMllSill ^ *' "ll ' Discus—Sookfns, D. K, E.; Pollard, thre meJcs! A. T. 0.; Twndollo, Zoto, IftiPr • * Shot put—Dexter, D. K, E,j Socio- ins, D. K. B.; Bagnall , D. U. HIAIEM(D)N*S HmnmorT-Bngrinll, ¦ ' D. :U. j Drum- T]| mond , D. K, E.; Wnlto, D. U. ¦ Polo vault—Snow, Zoto ; Twndollo, . jL BRUNSWICK Zoto; Jordan, D. K, E. Finn! Standing. D. K, E. 84 P. D. T _„_ _—28 " ZotO ; : „, . 24 I "S AY IT WIT H FLO WER S by .interstellar distances, infinity _„_ If Youns is a mind easily confused L. C, A 18 When you think' of flowers think of t the ponderable fact K. D, R, 9 of space, liglil-ycars, weighty sialisLics — We D. U, „—_„__ 7 N. F, „_ _„_ : 0 s a today by billions. Jnst Uglit 'em . .. smoke 'cm .. . ii." a _____„„_„ .__ s Mitchell' Hint Camels lead Mitchell think ot lo "fair and A.' T, O. .„ -_ 4 When you think of rovel in.thair fra grance. -Watch your barometer swing Lending Point Winnort. ¦ supremacy J Soolclns __—__>. __; ___— 18 Flowers , ' cooler"— aud lol your emokc-senso loll tlio talo of Camel Weilkoi- —_i—_ _ ^______14 ©MS Snnaono _____, .— ___„„„„_„„__ ll Wc arc always nt yout service. Tel. 467 " Brown -„_; ,——_____„„ 10 CCO ' CO . WINSTON .flI UiBM, N. C *, 3. REYN OLDS TOBA MPANY ability to Wesleyan Student s Tho conference found Admiral Ma- ception of ideas, and the gruder less belligerent. He remark- PHOFE8S0R I RITES UN" relate them to each other, choosing Are Opposed to War ed that "I hear you had a militant ad- the grammatical constructions and miral here recently" and then sug- the connective expressions that best SENIORS Prof. Cheyney Expressed Surprise ENGLISH REQUIREMENT ¦ gested a middle course between the serve his purpose. Furthermore, it t. That All Speakers Had No pacifists and the chauvinists. He, involves an application of the-prin- You will need Engraved Cards for graduation. Good Word For Conflict. Expresses Views on Neces- like Newton D. Baker and Congress- ciple that no two words mean exactly Why not order now? Come in and tee our samples. man Fletcher Hale, expects the sity of Freshman the same thing. When one adds that Middletown, Conn, (by New Stu- League of Nations to eliminate con- even the sound of different word-com- dent Service.) Wesleyan held its flict by reducing friction of inter- Rhetoric. binations is an important part of the parley on war, and discovered, that all national economic competition, which problem, the value of trained super- of its speakers had not a good word dtp J ob Print he regards as the principal threat to The following article on the rea- vision becomes obvious. to say for international conflict, but , WATERVILLE world peace. Limitation of arma- College Training. SAVINGS BANK BUILDING there was sufficient difference of opin- sons for the requirement of the Poor Pre- ments he regards as another step to- ion on the ways to peace as to give Freshman English . Composition But freshman composition in Telephone 207 ward peace, but even if carried to tlie conference some excitement. Course was written for the ECHO by theory and freshman composition in the extreme he does not believe that In sunnnerizing the findings of the practice arc two vastly different sivords can be beaten into plowshares. Professor Howard P. Kelsey of the parley, Professor Edward P. Chey- things. Few students are properly The failure of the Geneva parley he English department. historian from the University of grounded in the fundamentals. Al- ney, laid partly to the fact that all mem- expressed surprise that A good workman knows precisely though in some cases this is due to ' . .. h. G. WHIPPLE Pennsylvania, bers but two were military men, SAMUEL CLARK ;. all of the speakers were opponents of what he has to do, and' keeps his tools die student's own slackness, it is of- trained to reject compromise. war. He found that discussion of in good condition. A poor -iroi'km:m, ten the result of poor instruction in on the- other hand, lets someone else the secondary schools. The college tlie possible elements of good in con- INTER RELATIONS CLUB. G. S. Flood Co., Iiic. and think for him, and brags that he ' can instructor, then, finds his class ham- flict had not been touched upon , (Continued from page 1) Shippers and dealers in all kinds of that the conference had been over- make almost anything- with a rusty pered by the need of elementary Page, the author of this book, recent- weighed on the naval side. But he snonkeywrench and a dull saw. Tlie work, and finds that his best students .ANTHRACITE AND BITUMINOUS COAL ly delivered a lecture on this subject did bring forth the conviction that chief purpose 'of a college rhetoric suffer for the sins of the others. In in the College Chapel. Wood. Lime, Cement, Hair, Brick, and Drain Pipe "the Golden Age is somewhere in the course, as I understand it, is- to help effect , he is trying to do two things A list of the organizations' charter Coal Yards and Office . Corner Main and Pleasant Streets ; future and not in the past." the freshmen become batter work- at once. If I may use a trite meta- members was compiled at this meet- Te lephone, 840 and 841. _ :. ' The fireworks came in the debate men. A liberal college exists mainly phor, he is caught between the devil ing, and is as follows: C. E. Morrow, between Admiral Plunkett and Nor- for the purpose of helping its stu-l of poor preparation and the deep sea Charles Abbott, George West, G. E. ¦ ¦ ' man Thomas. The admiral wants a dents to build ideas. If words and j of literary technique. Fletcher, W. R. Grant, N. R. - Lufkin , larger navy because "we have more gray matter are the raw material out A. F. Giuffra, A. F. Stieglcr, D. C. Piece-Bag Course. at stake on water today than any of which most of these ideas are Grearson, S. B. Anderson , M. H. ICcr is this all. As Professor Rol- other nation in the world, and the made, the . mechanics of grammar, Garabedian, T. A. 'Record, Beatrice lins says, "English Composition is ft least protection for it." His slogan syntax, punctuation, and rhetoric are Palmer, Lucy Chapin, Carolyn Her- sort of piece-bag course. It includes was "Let us become sea-minded." among the tools that must be used. rick, Lora Neal, Neta Harmon , and many odds and ends which belong no- The TicoMC National Bank s plea for protection Theoretically, a high school grad- Admiral Plunkctt' Virginia Dudley. where else, and which belong some- 's commercial traffic uate should be able to write grammat- Waterville , Maine of America where." This year, for instance, the brought from Mr.' Thomas the return ically and to punctuate properly. A JUNIOR WEEK-END. j j Colby freshman -will be given consid- Established 1814 that the navy man's policy was one few actually can do these things. Here (Continued trom page J) j er able practice in making notes and of "do anything we please because at Colby we arc trying to work out The decorating committee for the! j bibliographies, as well as in using we please." He argued that increased satisfactory placement tests, whereby ! Prom, as annoiinced by Carl T.I ! d ictionaries. They will also be as- Pays 4% in Savings Department armament is incompatible with at- these few, well-prepared students may ! Ciough of Houlton , chairman of the j signed a certain amount of reading, tempts to outlaw war, and suggested, be 'discovered early in the year and Prom Committee, consists of John which will be selected with two pur- among other things the need for an segregated from their less i'oiL'.iii ata j TV. Miner oi Calais ; Frank C. Foley , i poses in the instructors ' minds; Member of Federal Reserve System 1 international outlook. This riled the classmates. Until , the division' into j of Norwood, Mass. ; and Barle A. Mc-| ' orientation, or adjustment of the stu- admiral who thought it absurd to sub- sections is on such a basis (that of i Keen of Millinocket. den t to college life, and intellectual mit America's problems to "any j ability and training) . the course can- The week-end program will con-| | stimulation. Although these things bunch of foreigners" and he appealed not be wholly satisfactory. tinue Saturday afternoon with the ; may be regarded as of secondary im- for more navies and more national- I Day exercises. Charles W. Emphasis on Writing. ¦ portance by some and although they Junior j , ¦* ism. So much the press reports told, I • * Jordan of Auburn , has been appoint- ! Most of the time devoted to fresh- ' might conceivably be provided in but a correspondent writes that ed the humorist of the day. James ' man English must be spent in writing 3'^ine other course, they are surely "Plunkett first lost his temper when 1 H. Woods of Brooklyn, N. Y., v/ill de- . and in studying the problems invol- j too important to be neglected. Thomas doubted his naval statistics, American Lunch liver the annual Junior Day speech , | ved in writing. Grammar and punc- ! In conclusion, the ability to write though Plunkett had previously be- a nd Mark R. Shibles of Belfast, will j tuation are mere " fundamentals. A y. good thesis may result in an "A" come a trifle riled by the Socialists present the history of the class of; student who understands both per- I in seme other course; the ability to not-quite-Chesterfieldism sarcasm. At A Clean Place to Eat for Men, Women and Children '29. Neal D. Bousfield of Water- : fectly may still be unable to write I write a good letter may result in em- tho last the admiral quite lost his ville, has been selected as Class Chap- ' well. Real skill in composition is at- i ployincnt; and the ability to write a head and roared that he 'had al- lain. Harriet W. Kimball of East! tained only when the individual has ood speech may result in leadership. COLLEGE SPECIAL MEAL, 25 CENTS ways tried to steer clear of high brow f. Boothbay, and Florence C. Young of-' acquired a clear-cut, analytical con- What more does one want? bolshevism preached by loose talkers,' , , Brockton, Mass., will represent the i Meat Vegetable, Potatoes including Bread and Butter • and that 'if I had known they were Junior Class of the women's division, j going to preach internationalism, I The committee is endeavoring to ¦ TRY. OUR HOT DRINKS AND SANDWICHES- would never have come." j arrange a tennis match for Saturday j Let Us Serve You' Right morning, but nothing definite can be j THE ELMS announced at present. j As a conclusion of the week-end j] .113 MAIN STREET, WATERVILLE, ME. 151 MAIN STREET, WATERVILLE, ME. Winslow, Maine program all the fraternities will hold | open liouse Saturday evening and en- ! OPENS APRIL 22nd tertain with dancing. This feature For Its 5th Season was tried at last year's Junior Week- end and met with great popularity. ! Chicken Dinners Served at All Hours Further announcements of the pro- j .:SILVER- THEATRE:. ; i ~~ gram will be published in a later issue ; m m mm aa m m m m An ideal place to hold Fraternity of the ECHO. I and Sorority Ban quets, Parties and Week Begilining Monday, April 23rd ' g The Place Wher e You Eat § Reunions. YALE STUDENTS MORE FRE- j 'Phone 5S5-5 I REGULAR DINNER, SO CENTS OUENTLY LOVELORN. ' Monday Ni^i, "COUNTRY STORE" Soup, Meat, Vegetables, Potatoes, Pie, Pudding, Tea, ColTee, "I liave received man y letters from i ¦ mi Hot llolls and Butter—with all above order. college men during my journalistic : . Matinees Thursday and Saturday, 35 Cents B U Roast Fancy Milk Fed Chicken every Tuesday and Saturday years," snid Beatrice Fairfax of Love- —Fried Scallops with Tartar Sauce every Friday. ' ' ¦ ¦ Make up for beauty lorn column fame in a recent inter- | . . with Armand view with n Crimson reporter, "but "MEET THE BOSS!" H SPECIAL SUPPER MENU, PRICE 40c to 95c H many move from Yale students than Moat, Vegetable, Potatoes, Tea, Coffee, Hot Rolls and But- ™ from Harvard men. The only expla- A whale of a Comedy-Drama, something doing every ter, with all above order. . nation is that New Haven is nearer New York," minute, they're all he-men, but when the BOSS arrives g SUNDAY SPECIAL DINNER, PRICE 60c to $1.00 I Miss Fairfax went on to say that even though she's a slip of a girl, look out for the f ire- From 11 a. m. to 8 p. m. she had gone to Smith College herself Soup, Meat, Vegetable, Potatoes, Dessert, Ice Cream, Ten, but "was too young at tho time to xuorlca. . D| Coffee, Bread and Butter with all above order. H know what it was nil nbout." ¦ ¦tA.MW ¦ mimj mmaii mm 11a i wwxjctnamt.1 wr. "My present ambition ," sho assert- u», tm>33CJOjm-*uact»a oi «u >w www^—————t YOENG'S RESTAURANT ed , "is to become nn authoress, but Fifty-Fourth Successful Weelc ! Todat It Ji possible to bring out after Id years of writing for tabloid every bit of natural beauty you ; ¦ ' ' ' ™ journals I feel that my stylo is mold- ™ ' . . ; American and Chinese Food have by tlie use of just the ri^ht (Formerly Harmon Electric Cnfe) Powder nnd Rouj-e. Aiiiiiuiil niters ed tho wrong way. In the newspaper diffe rent shades for blonde , bru- game everything is written in a hurry RICMAKD LLOYD PLAYERS H Private Dining Room for Parties H nette and in-hctween types. liach for people who read in n rush. After I gives the tint of nature 's own helping people for so long a timo with coloring. their marital and pre-marital diffi- " | iilM-ii . mm L Arm.iiul f o|t Cream Powder in culties, need hel p mysclC." the pink .iii.l white chrrL-dl l> .u When asked what Ashe thought of Spring Suits and Topcoats at Walker ' s mm m .^..^.m..^^.. m^^ »m w m»^m«»^ wm m M m m im ^m m m ^^x»^ ¦ ¦ im. *. *^¦ ¦ m box, I'ricc Si.oo. AniMiid Kuu^c ^ ^ jocenti. tho scheme proposed by .fudge Bon 1l«l lOil '' (W/OWWOf JT^ B. Lindsey, Miss Fairfax said sho ex- mean economy in prices and satisfaction in style and quality'. |fl jUI i.vsr/rur/iw- 8 ALLEN'S DRUG STORE ¦ pected to take up the cudgels against We carry BRAEEURN UNIVERSITY CLOTHES, ¦ him snon by going .¦A\itBahjBy,, \)a 118 Main Street on n lecture tour 1 ' ' " ' *«F V«Luei'aiitw:ntsxoiits in opposition to Especially tailored for COLLEGE MEN. • , Com panionate Mar- ' 46.48 Main St., Wntoryille, Main* riage, §35.00 to !? 4G.OO nil with extra pants •, "Jud ge Lindsey bases his theories SPRING HATS, CAPS and NECKWEAR now in. 745 Stores in 44 States Elm City on a falsi; principle," (-lie d eclared. ¦ ' •This Store being part 1 "The family is the foundation of tho WALKER CLOTHING CO. • ' a of a tre- Bowling Alleys state nnd ns such should not; have its y mendous buying Clour Recreation ¦ force resulting for ties weakened. 52 MAIN STREET, . WATERVILLE, ME. ; Coll offo Men from the combined "Tho present jronernlion is no operations of 8 AlUy! 4 Tnbloi worse than any other ,".she continued , the 745 ' Stores of this Nation- 9 "but should havo protection from wide Institution, it continuously •JONE S such ridiculous ideas as companion- To the Librarian , _ , 1928. ", enjoys the enviable ism. The spread of n doctrine of this Colby College, position of be- sort should bo nipped in tho ' ing able , to provide SANITARY BARBER SHOP- bud. It Waterville , Maine. i; . . the new things can bo dangerous if allowed to go Dear Sir:— • - .. . , " ¦' while they are new and the staple BEAUTY PARLOR too fur."—Harvard Crimson. Please provide rao with.. , ._.„cop„... of tho volume of President Roberts' Writings, for which goods that are always in demand ETERNAL YOUTH? ' Ilondqunrtors for Collofjo Mon nnd I enclose my chock for !j> at lower prices than are ordinarily . My grandad, rnisliiR Duroc hogs, I agree to pay i? upon Women. . > delivery. asked... Sulci , "Thin gs nro going to the Very truly yours, flOf fK j" (Nam e:) „.: Dry Goods , Ready -to-Wear , Millinery. HAIR BOBBING His fiivindnd , in IiIh Iioiiho of logs, (Address:) -. ...: Said , "Things are going to the Shiies. Men 's Clothing, Hats , Capa MARCELING ¦ rtoe'Bj" ' (Octodecimo , 22