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MEN’S BASKETBALL: Maryland 64, UNC 88 A PLATINUM PERFORMANCE UNC’s seniors stand out DTH ONLINE: Visit dailytarheel.com to see a in the final home slideshow from the win against Maryland. game of the season. As Kendall Marshall sat on By Chris Moore the cusp of breaking the UNC Assistant Sports Editor single-season assist record, the Tar Heels didn’t convert as many North Carolina didn’t need of his passes as usual, delaying two 3-pointers in the closing his record-setting play until the minutes to beat Maryland. In second half on a Harrison Barnes fact, the Tar Heels wouldn’t usu- field goal. ally take them, as they had a “First half I was very frustrated,” 19-point lead with two minutes Williams said. “We had four pitch- remaining. aheads that we usually end up in But because those 3-point- two points. And we had … John ers came from walk-on players (Henson) making a bad decision in their last game in the Smith on the fifth one out of five fast Center, coach Roy Williams will breaks, and we got zero points. It cut them a break. was an 11-point game at halftime. Seniors David Dupont, Patrick It should have been much more.” Crouch and Stewart Cooper each The impending record got the chance to start Wednesday weighed on Marshall, too. He night. And fortunately for the trio said that he was counting assists of walk-ons, the rest of the Tar throughout the first half in antic- Heels put them in a position to be ipation of passing Ed Cota. on the court to finish their final “I’d be lying if I said I didn’t minutes at home. have my eye on it,” Marshall said. Crouch and Dupont made the “But in the second half I was like, best of their time on the court, if I get it or not, let’s focus on each swishing in 3-pointers. winning this game. It came a lot Dupont’s hit the net just as the easier after that.” buzzer sounded on UNC’s 88-64 A 5-0 spurt out of the inter- Senior Day victory against the mission brought Maryland Terrapins. within six. But that was the clos- “I told (Maryland coach Mark est the Tar Heels allowed the Turgeon) that I’m sorry that he Terrapins to get all night. UNC shot the ball at the end, but I responded with a 33-12 run to said he is a senior walk-on and push its lead into the 20s, where I’m glad he did it,” Williams said. it remained for the majority of “If it had been somebody else, I the rest of the game. would not have wanted that. But UNC hammered the ball into I was glad that (Dupont’s) shot the post, where Tyler Zeller and went in, glad that Patty’s went in.” Henson combined for 49 points. UNC surged ahead to a 16-4 The Tar Heels forced 17 lead less than eight minutes into Maryland turnovers, eliminating the game. But instead of build- the Terrapins’ chances of crawl- ing on that lead, the Tar Heels ing back into the game. traded baskets with the Terrapins “We cut it to six in the second and took an 11-point lead into dth/erin hull halftime. See seniors, Page 9 Tyler Zeller sets up to take a free throw. Zeller broke the single-game free throw record on Wednesday with 20. Zeller breaks records on senior night attention was supposed to go to ward took the bench to a stand- Tyler Zeller scored 30 point guard Kendall Marshall. ing ovation. “It’s a great way to be able to finish. It’s some- points in his last game And while Marshall did set the “It’s a great way to be able to thing that I’m very proud of.” UNC single-season assist record finish,” Zeller said. “It’s some- in the Smith Center. with 289 assists, it was Tyler Zeller thing that I’m very proud of, but Tyler Zeller, North Carolina forward that made the biggest impact on I think that my team did a great By Megan Walsh both the books and the night. job getting me the ball in places I most notable point of play. all-time record of 21 free throws, Senior Writer As No. 6 UNC defeated could score.” The Indiana native earned which was set in 1959. Maryland 88-64, Zeller notched While Zeller’s entire game himself a Smith Center record Zeller did so well getting to the In North Carolina’s last 30 points, eight rebounds, three contributed enormously to his as he sank 20 points from the line that Maryland coach Mark regular-season home game blocks and two steals all with candidacy for ACC Player of the charity stripe out of 23 attempts. Turgeon suggested that one of Wednesday, all record-setting seven minutes remaining in the Year, it was Zeller’s performance Those 20 points also put him just game on senior night, as the for- at the free-throw line that was his one foul shot away from UNC’s See zeller, Page 9

A healthier Tar Heels to face Tigers New charter school them in the first game, I guess The Tar Heels have faced a “Everyone’s excited The women’s team’s ACC for a little bit of payback,” senior season full of quick-turnaround to be voted on today Tournament play will Chay Shegog said. games while also playing some of to play (Clemson) in Though UNC is the higher the stronger teams in the confer- “We’re just anxious to find open against Clemson. seed, the sequel won’t be a cake- ence twice. the first game … for a If approved, the out what the state board will walk. Clemson thwarted the Tar Though the schedule was dif- little bit of payback.” school could open its decide,” said Angela Lee, the By Brooke Pryor Heels 52-47 earlier this season in ficult at times, it has prepared lead applicant for the school, Staff Writer Chapel Hill. UNC for the tough test ahead. Chay Shegog, doors in August. which is named for her parents. “I think we’re a much bet- “I think it helps a lot, espe- UNC center The state board of educa- If the regular season of college ter team now than we played cially dealing with mental tough- By Florence Bryan tion met on Wednesday and basketball is a book, then North Clemson earlier because that ness,” Shegog said. Shegog will look to lead younger Assistant City Editor reviewed the nine charter Carolina concluded its final chap- was that second or third week in “All of our back-to-back games players like freshman point guard school applications recom- ter Sunday night with a six-point January,” coach Sylvia Hatchell have been the top teams, Duke Brittany Rountree, who will play A new elementary charter mended out of a pool of 27 loss to foe Duke. said. “We’re more healthy now, and Maryland, Duke and Miami, in her first ACC tournament. school could open its doors in by the Public Charter School Thursday, the Tar Heels and we’ve got more kids out and I think that’s really helped “(I tell the freshmen to) stay Chapel Hill this August if the Advisory Council. will begin to pen their epi- there. We’ve just got to play a people to just push through focused and do whatever you can N.C. State Board of Education Board member Patricia logue with the beginning of better game.” whatever fatigue they’re feeling.” to help us win, whether it be on approves its application today. Willoughby said the group ACC Tournament play against But UNC isn’t focused on All-ACC second team mem- the court or off the court,” Shegog The application for the had no discussion or questions Clemson. the regular season, one marred ber Shegog stood as a steadfast said. “When they do get in the Howard and Lillian Lee about the Lee Charter School. The fifth-seeded Tar Heels by injuries and stained with the beacon when injuries plagued game, I just tell them that every- Scholars Charter School is one Both the Chapel Hill- (19-10, 9-7 ACC) will get a second lowest point output in program the team. Twice named ACC thing is going to go in.” of nine being considered by the Carrboro City Schools Board of chance against the 12th seeded history. Instead, the Tar Heels are player of the week, she filled the Rountree may be inexperi- board through a one-time, “fast Education and the local branch Tigers (6-21, 2-14 ACC) in the going to Greensboro with a new void left when forward Jessica enced in ACC tournament play, track” process following the lift of the NAACP sent letters to the opening round. perspective and tough lessons Breland graduated. of the statewide cap on charter “Everyone’s excited to play under their belt. Going into the postseason, See acc women, Page 9 schools last June. See Charter school, Page 9

moeser q&a Diversions This day in history Today’s weather Former UNC chan- Read this week’s Diver- Inside MARCH. 1, 1956 Break out the sun- cellor James Moes- sions section to read dresses. This is UNC. er will lead a series about raves at Cat’s The North Carolina men’s H 77, L 44 ‘chemo brain’ basketball team won its first Charlie Lustman sings of lectures about Cradle, movie and music Friday’s weather Atlantic Coast Conference songs to cancer patients Johann Sebastian reviews and a Q&A with tournament game, defeating Don’t go to class, after surviving a rare can- Bach on March 6 folk band Bowerbirds. you teacher’s pet Virginia 81-77 in Raleigh. cer himself. Page 3. and 7. Page 4. Page 5. H 66, L 59

Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits. Thomas Edison 2 Thursday, March 1, 2012 News The Daily Tar Heel

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her roommate. Then the current ing information to University ing contracts or trying to cheat Housing has heard resident cancels and the new personnel,” he said. the system, Bradley said. more reports of passing resident adds her roommate to Since the issue lies outside “Without specifics, we can’t percent uptick the contract, leaving the room in academics, protocol is flexible, really do anything,” he said. down rooms in Kenan. the name of the new occupants. McCay said. Punishment could But officials are being more There have been anecdotal range from probation to suspen- vigilant with monitoring con- By Maggie Conner accounts of this happening in sion, depending on evidence and tracts, Hicks said, looking for in fundraising Staff Writer the past, Bradley said, but inci- how the University decides to suspicious patterns, such as many dents have increased this year. handle the issue. students breaking contracts. To nab a spot in one of the Some Kenan residents said Larry Hicks, director of Amy Bell, a sophomore Kenan amount raised in 2011 most coveted residence halls resident advisers have sent Housing and Residential resident, said she has been In 2010, UNC received on campus, some students have emails warning them not to Education, said residents who approached three times by stu- about $275 million (in millions) found a way to beat the system. participate, saying it’s against have already recontracted but dents asking her to recontract. Rick Bradley, assistant direc- the Honor Code or a violation of intend to pass the room down “I feel like it is rude for them from fundraising alone. 1. Stanford University: $704.42 tor of assignments and com- housing policies. can withdraw with no penalty. to just come knocking on doors.” munication in the housing “I have had a couple students The new residents must enter Senior Tracie Holt said she By Claire Williams 2. Harvard University: $639.15 department, said students have email us and say they are sorry the housing system like every has wanted to live in Kenan for Staff Writer been going door to door in the and they didn’t know it was other student, he said. three years, but this was the first 3.Yale University: $580.33 all-female Kenan Residence against the rules,” Bradley said. “We are trying to reset it back year she was able to do so. Despite a sluggish economic 4. Massachusetts Institute of Hall, trying to convince current But Student Attorney General so that their advantages are no “I don’t think they should be recovery and persistently high Technology: $534.34 residents to pass down rooms to Jon McCay said the Honor Code more or less than any other stu- punished, but I think it is a little unemployment rates in the state them for next year. doesn’t forbid the practice. dent,” Hicks said. messed up that people are trying in 2011, UNC raked in the sec- 5. Columbia University: The process begins when a If the housing department If students do not come for- to cheat the system.” ond-highest tally of private dona- $495.56 current resident signs up to live reports a student to the Honor ward, housing has no way of tions in the University’s history. in the same room for the next Court, though, the offense could knowing if some students are Contact the University Editor Fundraising at UNC increased 6. Johns Hopkins University: year, listing a new resident as fall under “furnishing mislead- legitimately breaking their hous- at [email protected]. by 3 percent in 2011 to about $485.41 $275 million. The University’s 7. University of Pennsylvania: fundraising tally ranked 19th among public and private univer- $437.72 sities nationwide, according to 8. University of California - Los the Council for Aid to Education, Angeles: $415.03 a nonprofit organization that a jaw full of song conducts policy research in high- 9. University of California - San er education. Francisco: $409.45 The uptick in donations might indicate that the economy is 10. University of Southern improving, said Scott Ragland, California: $402.41 director of development commu- 11. University of Texas - nications for UNC. Ragland said the University’s recent fundrais- Austin: $354.34 ing boost stems from a history of 12. Duke University: $349.66 success in reaching out to donors. Since 1994, the Council for 13. New York University: Advancement and Support of $337.85 Education, known as CASE, has honored UNC for its fundraising 14. University of Washington: success with 11 annual awards, $334.49 Ragland said. 15. University of Wisconsin - CASE is a national organi- zation that works with higher Madison: $315.77 education institutions to enhance 16. Cornell University: $315.53 their alumni relations, communi- cations and development efforts. 17. Indiana University: UNC has won awards for overall $295.90 performance and sustained excel- lence, Ragland said. 18. University of California - Overall, colleges and universi- Berkeley: $283.35 ties raised more than $30 billion 19. UNC - Chapel Hill: $274.95 in 2011, according to the press release. 20. University of Minnesota: Personal giving, as opposed $272.57 to donations from corporations and foundations, spurred the increase. Alumni donations increased almost 10 percent from 2010, and non-alumni gave president of development at almost 15 percent more in 2011. Stanford. Several of the University’s Five years ago, Stanford courtesy of charlie lustman public and private peers raised launched the Stanford Challenge, Cancer survivor Charlie Lustman sings to a patient in the UNC Lineberger Comprehensive Cancer Center on Wednesday. more money in 2011, including a push to raise $4.3 billion for the University of California-Berkeley, university. The program success- Duke University and the fully closed in 2011, Vogel said. Cancer survivor shares empathy through music University of Texas at Austin. “The goals and initiatives Duke ranked as the 12th- behind the Stanford Challenge By Caroline Leland get, he said. full-time career. highest institution in terms of were the result of an extensive, Staff Writer Surgeons had to saw off his entire upper “The cancer experience is my inspira- fundraising, pulling in nearly multi-year needs assessment that jaw. Lustman lived without it for a year, tion,” he said. “That and the Beatles.” $350 million. Unlike UNC, Duke involved every corner of the uni- Charlie Lustman is glad he got cancer. unable to eat solid foods, while he under- Hospital staff said Lustman really receives the bulk of its fund- versity,” she said. A survivor of a rare cancer called osteo- went chemotherapy treatment. makes a difference. ing from private donations and Vogel said the 2008 financial sarcoma, Lustman grinned as he sang and He then received a custom-fit prosthetic “It was changing these people’s day and investment income, including its crisis, which hit after the cam- played a brightly colored guitar for cancer jaw. Adjusting to the new apparatus was life,” said Alan Grier, a hospital volunteer. endowment. paign began, altered the goals of patients at UNC Hospitals on Wednesday. difficult, he said. “It fundamentally changed everybody (he) “Donors to Duke, whether they the Stanford Challenge. The UNC Lineberger Comprehensive “Meeting my jaw for the first time was connected with, including us.” are alumni, parents or grateful “We increased our goal for Cancer Center was Lustman’s latest stop like, hello,” he said. “It was odd and weird Loretta Muss, coordinator of the N.C. patients, understand that Duke scholarships after the recession on his two-year tour of cancer centers and very uncomfortable.” Cancer Hospital patient advisory board, can only be great if individuals took a toll on our endowment around the country. But despite all these challenges, said Lustman was full of energy and invest in its future,” said Michael and resulted in more of our fami- “It was really amazing to see him with Lustman managed to maintain a positive responded well to individual patients. Schoenfeld, Duke’s vice president lies needing aid than had been patients and staff and families,” said outlook. “He makes the songs for the situation. for public affairs. the case before the economic Dianne Shaw, deputy director of commu- “I’m glad it was me,” he said. “Cancer He can assess very quickly how they’re Private donations are used for decline.” nications for the center. “I saw laughter. I came to the right guy.” going to respond.” a variety of purposes, including According to the release, saw tears. I saw smiles.” Before his diagnosis, Lustman said he Lustman said his songs are meant to funding for medical research, endowment values dipped by Lustman sings original songs with ran the only silent cinema in the country, give patients hope. libraries and scholarships, he about 22 percent for universities in titles such as “Chemo Brain” and “Made which he was forced to sell because of his “It’s not me,” he said. “I’m just the mes- said. 2009 after the financial crisis. In Me Nuclear” in order to cheer up cancer medical treatments. senger.” With about $710 million in 2011, endowment values increased patients and show them that he empathizes Now a pharmaceutical company spon- Lustman said he wants his mission to private donations, Stanford by more than 16 percent. with their battles against cancer, he said. sors him to tour the country. carry him far into the future. ranked the highest in fundrais- UNC raised $2.38 billion in its His own personal story of survival is “I sing better than I did before,” he said. “When there’s a cure for cancer, maybe ing for 2011 among all public and last major fundraising campaign, also an inspiration. “What doesn’t kill you makes you sing bet- I’ll take a couple weeks off.” private institutions nationwide, which ended in 2007, Ragland Six years ago today, Lustman was ter.” according to the release. said. diagnosed with a type of cancer in the After his diagnosis, Lustman decided to Contact the University Editor Alumni gave the largest per- jaw that only one in 400 million people turn his lifelong passion for music into a at [email protected]. centage of gifts to Stanford, said Contact the State & National Rebecca Vogel, assistant vice Editor at [email protected].

Part of a regular update Compiled by staff writer Colleen Ni, with All up in your business on local businesses. photos by Melissa Key and Eliza Williams. inBRIEF City BRIEFS Man pleads guilty to May 2010 attempted kidnapping A man accused of attempting to kidnap a woman in downtown Chapel Hill two years ago plead- ed guilty Feb. 21 to all charges associated with the assault. Theodore James Walker was charged with attempting He’s Not may finalize sale this week Looking Glass Cafe expands FRESH.taste offers Maple View treats to abduct a jogger near East Rosemary and North Columbia The sale of He’s Not Here, Chapel Hill’s iconic beer Contrary to neighbors’ concerns, the Looking Glass A new ice cream store offering organic frozen yogurt streets in May 2010. garden, is expected to be finalized this week. Cafe and Boutique won’t be expanding into a nightclub. and Maple View Farm ice cream opened at the former He fled after two brothers “The process was dragged out but we’re hoping to fin- After owner Carolyn Griggs applied to expand seat- Weaver Street site of the Maple View Farm store. intervened, a Chapel Hill police ish it soon,” said Neal DePersia, broker from National ing room in her coffee shop, which hosts some late- Manager Chris McCracken took over the 7-year-old press release from 2010 stated. Restaurant Properties. night events, neighbors mistakenly worried that she Maple View Farm store when it closed and has now While fleeing, Walker hit one The sale was originally slated for Feb. 1. was turning the business into a club. Instead, the West opened FRESH.taste. of the brothers, Joey Shelton, After three years of declining profits, owner Main Street shop in Carrboro is increasing from 49 to In addition to ice cream from Maple View Farm, with his car. Dave Kitzmiller came out of retirement in 2010 to 99 seats. FRESH.taste offers two new features: organic frozen According to court documents, revamp the bar. Although he made the business more “People call ahead to ask about the seating,” said yogurt and a fresh fruit topping bar. Walker pleaded guilty to assault profitable, students said they can still see room for Carolyn Griggs, owner of Looking Glass. “It was hard for Before opening FRESH.taste, McCracken worked on a female and second-degree improvement. locals to find seats because of the students studying.” with Maple View Farm for years, selling the farm’s ice kidnapping charges for the “It seems downtrodden,” said David Smith, a junior She said the expanded room is for quiet studying and cream at his store in Raleigh. assault on the jogger. psychology major. reading, while the main cafe is for kids and games. When he saw the demand for an organic frozen He also pled guilty to assault “We just end up there somehow,” said Peter Mills, Griggs hopes expansion will be completed within the yogurt store in Carrboro, he sold his old enterprise with a deadly weapon inflict- senior English major. “It has an iconic atmosphere, but month. She said the changes will be minor and will be and moved into the empty Maple View Farm store ing serious injury for hitting it’s overrated.” carried out as soon as building permits are obtained. space. Shelton. He said he and his friends go to the bar to buy beer “The new room will be a reddish-orange color to stay “A lot of students in the area would prefer to sup- for $2 and sit around and talk. with the warm atmosphere,” she said. port local food shops versus national chains,” he said. — From staff and wire reports 4 Thursday, March 1, 2012 News The Daily Tar Heel Moeser to lecture on the music of Bach UNC music professor and ist, so Bach’s organ works are THE GENIUS OF BACH composer of what we call the DTH: Why do you think it is former chancellor James Moeser the most important contribution Baroque period. Bach mastered important for young people to lis- will lead a series of lectures about to the whole literature for that Time: 7 p.m., March 6 and 7 the French style, Italian style and ten to and learn about Bach? Johann Sebastian Bach on March instrument. So it is personally, he was German. He could com- 6 and 7. from playing the organ, that I Location: William and Ida pose and speak in all of those lan- JM: I think Bach’s music is “The Genius of Bach” will came to love Bach’s music. Friday Center guages. He was the total master of really eternal. I think he speaks to every generation. be presented by a partnership And as a person who has also Info: carolinaperformingarts.org his time. between Carolina Performing Arts conducted the choral works of The wonderful thing about DTH: If you had to summarize and the William and Ida Friday Bach — and as a church musician Bach’s music is that it is beauti- what the Baroque period was in Center for Continuing Education. — I have an appreciation of Bach’s ful on the surface, so without just a few words, what would you The lecture series will precede contribution to the music for the single work. any understanding of what’s say? performances of the composer’s church. And I don’t have an iPod. going on inside, you can appre- The Baroque period was ciate just the exterior beauty of greatest works by the Amsterdam And finally, there is both a DTH: What do you hope that JM: roughly 1600 to 1750. It is a won- his music. Baroque Orchestra & Choir in musical and spiritual component people will get out of your lectures derful 150-year period in Western But what makes Bach really Memorial Hall on March 13 and of Bach’s music that I think sets on Bach? 14. him apart from almost every Europe. It was a period of great fascinating is that the deeper Staff writer Carson Blackwelder other composer. JM: My intent is that I can help artistic achievements — Bach and you dig into the music — by the spoke with Moeser about his love them to understand some of the Handel are the most talented fig- way there is mathematical beau- DTH: What is your favorite Bach of Bach, his plans for the lecture complexity and also understand ures of the epoch. It is one of the ty, architectural beauty, there is piece? Do you have any of his series and the importance of the context in which Bach wrote most interesting periods in music philosophical and theological music on your iPod? learning about the revered musi- this music. Just to increase their and cultural history. meaning — the deeper you dig JM: (chuckling) What is my appreciation for what they are into this music, intellectually the cian. DTH: Do you have any fond favorite piece? That’s really hard. hearing. more interesting and exciting it What is it about memories that you associate with DAILY TAR HEEL: The “Mass in B minor” might be becomes. Bach that makes you love his DTH: What sets Bach apart from Bach’s music? my favorite, but I have so many dth/melissa key music? his contemporaries? favorite pieces of Bach that it is JM: Yes, playing and conducting Contact the Arts Editor Chancellor emeritus James Moeser JAMES MOESER: I’m an organ- really hard for me to single out a JM: He was the consummate them both. at [email protected]. is also a professor of music at UNC. Program teaches medium of radio “Stories in Air” is being continued in March due to its high success rate. By Caroline Pate Staff Writer

An international photojour- nalist living in Carrboro. A boy growing up during the Cuban Revolution. An American expa- triate living in Huey P. Newton’s former apartment in Cuba. These are all characters in radio serials produced as a part of the “Stories in Air” workshops at the Sonja Haynes Stone Center. The workshops — taught each Wednesday in February by the center’s artist-in-residence Howard Craft — were so success- ful that the center plans to expand the program into March. Clarissa Goodlett, the program and public communications offi- cer at the Stone Center, said that about 20 people attended each workshop. “It’s a unique genre and people are definitely interested in this kind of writing,” Goodlett said. She said the classes will con- tinue on March 14 and 21. Craft — a playwright, poet and creative writing teacher who wrote “The Jade City Chronicles” radio serials on WUNC — teaches students to write six-minute radio serials by a combination of lecture, radio serial listening, and writing exercises. Students write the exercises at home and present them in class the next week. “Everyone likes to tell stories, I’m just giving them the tech- niques to make them better,” Craft said. Goodlett said that the work- shops have had a good mix of attendees, from UNC students and faculty to members of the surrounding community. Melvin Lewis, a freelance writer, said he attended the workshop to learn how to improve his writing for film. “The workshop allowed people throughout the University and the community to act and to explore ideas,” he said. Alexander Stephens, UNC alumnus and associate direc- tor for The Jackson Center, said he learned about the workshop through his work with Fusion Youth Radio at WXYC and attended the workshop to meet Craft as a fan of his work. “I haven’t done a whole lot of play writing, so its helped me to learn from ways of going about developing characters and devel- oping a plot,” he said. “The overall approach is some- thing I haven’t been introduced to before.” Stephens said he is interested in more experimental radio projects. “Stories on public radio tend to be dry and don’t really engage the audience,” he said. “I want to encourage people to open them- selves up to public radio again.” Craft said radio is an important storytelling medium because it makes listeners create their own visuals. “Nothing can play out like it can play out in your mind,” Craft said. “In radio, you give the lis- tener the ability to create his own magic.”

Contact the Arts Editor at [email protected]. The Daily Tar Heel dailytarheel.com Thursday, March 1, 2012 5 diversions Visit the Dive blog: dailytarheel.com/dive Rave revival explodes at Cat’s Cradle

GET YOUR RAVE ON of the woods,” Carolina Friends When he found out that A new company brings School, thought he would be he wasn’t moving, Chenchik monthly themed raves Time: Friday 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. moving to Montreal last year. decided one rave wasn’t enough Location: Cat’s Cradle As a going away party, and started planning for his to the Carrboro venue. Chenchik started to organize a next show. In September, in the Info: catscradle.com dance for about 100 people at newly renovated Cat’s Cradle, he By Joseph Chapman Tittsworth, Cry Wolf and more Street Scene Teen Center, a small brought an even larger sell-out of Diversions Editor venue underneath the post office 850 for another themed rave. on Franklin Street. But once he And that’s where Chenchik If you were at the pajama you’ve got to get people talking. started getting responses to his met Sekay. As a transfer stu- rave at Cat’s Cradle last month “Where’s that buzz? Where’s invitations, he realized he had to dent from Craven Community and smelled something burning that like, ‘Oh my God, did you find something bigger. College, Sekay was new in town on stage, it wasn’t a short in the hear about that party?’” “I made a Facebook event and and checking out the local expansive lighting setup, one of And so when it came to trying the Facebook event just kind of scene. After seeing the rave’s the lasers overheating or a glitch to generate word of mouth for a started to blow up, and get lots success and the young audience in the 3D projection mapping rig new monthly electronic dance and lots of people, like way more Chenchik could draw, the next — it was actually the frying of a music event in a sleepy college than that could fit in that place,” step for Sekay was obvious. particularly tasty meat. town, Sekay had a vision of Chenchik said. “It was like 600 “He knows how to get to the “We fried bacon onstage,” said bacon among the crowd surfers. people a month before.” Cat’s Cradle, I’ve got connections Rob Sekay, UNC student and In the midst of pounding bass While clicking “going” on a — Let’s throw a party,” Sekay owner of the company behind and beams of laser light, Sekay Facebook event doesn’t neces- said. the new monthly rave series at said as soon as the bacon hit the sarily translate to a ticket sold, The two formed Cynamatiks, Cat’s Cradle, Cynamatiks. “It was grill, the crowd seemed to erupt. Chenchik was feeling ambitious. and in January, hosted their first just this weird, completely left- “It wasn’t a show any more — “So I went up to the Cradle,” themed rave. With a turnout field idea, but when I thought it just turned into a rager,” Sekay Chenchik said. “One day, I just of nearly 1,200 people, it was a about it, I was like, ‘you know said. “People were super excited decided to go up there and see recordbreaker for the Cradle. what — that would be badass.’” about it. They went home, and what would happen if I asked “We had a couple of ‘80s It was a smart move for for everybody that chose not to them how I go about coming dances back five or six years ago Cynamatiks. It certainly gar- go that night, they hear about there, and they said, ‘I mean, if that had pretty high numbers, nered a response from the audi- that, and they’re like, ‘Man, I you have $1,200, we can do it.’ but that’s definitely probably ence, and people were talking missed out on that.’” “So I borrowed some money the highest number we’ve ever about it for days to come on Friday night, for the third from some friends. I just kind had for a one-night Cat’s Cradle Facebook. month running, Cynamatiks will of gathered hundreds of dollars event,” club owner Frank Heath What looks like the spontane- host a “wild kingdom” themed from specific friends and did an said. ity of a zany amateur actually rave at the Cat’s Cradle, featur- investment sort of thing.” “The high school crowd comes as the work of a seasoned ing influential moombahton In June of last year, with the showed up and were pretty much promoter. Sekay learned from and electro house producer basic supplies of colored light- pounding down the doors when his job with Los Angeles-based Tittsworth. bulbs and fluorescent paint, we opened at 8. People sort of Insomniac (who puts on Electric The story of how Sekay and Chenchik brought a crowd filtered out, and by 11 we were Daisy Carnival, for one) that the Cynamatiks brought this rave to of 650 and sold out the Cat’s letting in more people. There raw information of a show — its Cat’s Cradle, the only monthly Cradle. As a crash course in pro- were still people coming in at 12, theme, who’s headlining, where residency the venue holds, starts moting and business investment, 12:30, straight up until 2 in the the show’s being held — can only with the impressive work of a he was learning fast. morning.” get a crowd so big. high school student. “It worked out well — every- When you’re in the business of Danusha Chenchik, a senior at body tripled their money,” Contact the Diversions editor selling a good time, Sekay said, a “Quaker school in the middle Chenchik said. at [email protected].

Courtesy of cynamatiks TODAY IN DIVE MUSIC. With its debut LP Road Ends in Water, TURCHI delivers gritty blues tunes that are as refreshing and well done as they are interesting. Page 7 MOVIES. Wanderlust tries to poke fun at life in a hippie commune, but instead falls flat with a well-worn concept and stale, boring jokes. Page 7 REVIEW. Assistant Dive Editor Allison Hussey takes on Bowerbirds’ The Clearing in a feature-length review of the band’s third LP. Page 6 Q&A. Staff writer Elizabeth Byrum interviews Phil Moore and Beth Tacular of Bowerbirds about what’s behind its new full-length record. Page 6 6 Thursday, March 1, 2012 Diversions The Daily Tar Heel Make room for ‘The Clearing’ Q&A with By Allison Hussey music review track that eases the listener into ues into the final track, “Now We Assistant Dive Editor the record with swelling harmo- Hurry On.” The song and album The Clearing Bowerbirds nies. It does well to set the pace of come to a slow finish with quiet The Clearing is a record that Bowerbirds the whole album. tinkling noises. If starlight had a almost didn’t happen for local duo Indie folk One of the biggest differences soundtrack, it would be this song’s As Bowerbirds, Beth Tacular The Clearing Release Bowerbirds. Faced with illness between The Clearing and the final minute and 40 seconds. and Phil Moore have crafted deli- and a temporary break-up, Beth band’s other material is Tacular’s It’s a perfect ending, allowing cate, captivating folk songs that When: Tuesday, March 6, Tacular and Phil Moore spent presence as a lead vocalist. On for moments of reflection and make the heart swell. release. Show at Cat’s Cradle on a year apart. The two got back handles the band’s recent trials tracks like “In the Yard” and peace before the record finally After a year apart and a lot March 17 with Mandolin Orange together and wrote new songs. and triumphs, while its rich, lush “Hush,” her voice floats along, ends. It’s almost as though Moore of thinking, they’ve emerged Info: bowerbirds.org, dead- After recording most of them in sounding gentle but completely with a beautifully constructed instrumentation engulfs listeners and Tacular are imploring the lis- oceans.com Wisconsin, the band ended up without drowning them. This is sincere. At the same time, her tener to reflect on their own lives third release, The Clearing, that having to spend months rework- undoubtedly Bowerbirds’ stron- voice is confident, not shying — if just for a few minutes before encapsulates their rebirth as both looking at him 90 percent of the ing them back home in Pittsboro. gest record. It’s a stunning collec- away from being the centerpiece giving The Clearing another spin. a band and a couple. The duo time and then gazing around and In a way, The Clearing is the tion of songs that blooms slowly of the songs. It’s almost hard It’s hard to find many faults on recently sat down with staff writer then looking back at him. perfect title for this record. It’s a but sticks with listeners long after to believe she waited until the The Clearing. Everything sounds Elizabeth Byrum to discuss the clearing-away of the past in addi- it hits its final notes. band’s third record to let her clean and deliberate without making of the new album, getting PM: It’s nice to not have that tion to clearing out a new path The Clearing kicks off with vocals really shine. Her and being overambitious or overpro- back to touring and the overall role on a couple of songs. I can for Bowerbirds. Its subject matter “Tuck the Darkness In,” a cool Moore’s voices complement each duced. All elements are precisely importance of discovering every- just play music and look around other well — it’s like each was where they belong, coming and day beauty. more. It’s nice for me. And then made to be with the other. going at just the right moments. Diversions: What are I get to hear Beth, which is awe- “Hush” starts slowly with Much of what Tacular and some of the themes on your new some. haunting coos, but quickly picks Moore have said about the record album The Clearing? Musically, what are up with alternating rhythms Dive: has indicated that The Clearing some of the newer approaches that skip like the beat of an anx- Beth Tacular: I guess is the most difficult, drawn-out you used on this album? ious heart. The only track that album they’ve done. But the result there are a lot of themes of doesn’t immediately seize the is a beautiful, well-crafted record. impermanence, death and enjoy- PM: On the previous albums, listener’s attention is “Overcome The Clearing is clearly a cathar- ing the moment while you can we had a set palette of instru- with Light,” but it’s here that sis with the underlying message — appreciating things that are ments that we were working with Bowerbirds’ reflections on life’s of, “Yes, life can be difficult, but around you. and that was very intentional. On good parts really shine through. it can be just as beautiful.” The Also just joy in the things you this latest record, we just forwent “Now I’m overcome with light,” record is powerful and moving do in life and taking joy in the that entirely and decided to use Moore sings, continuing, “Yes, we without being confrontational or things that are wonderful about all the tools, all the instruments, had some hard work/But now it’s aggressive. Overall, The Clearing your life. Embracing the dark all the effects and everything that right.” It ambles along, occasion- is nothing short of absolutely things in the world, the hard we possibly could and still make ally straying with the jangle of an breathtaking — take the time to times in your life. Bowerbirds records. acoustic guitar. listen and let it clear out your own Dive: I understand you split We really wanted to add some “Death Wish” starts winding mind a bit. the recording process between more textures and I think that the album down, and closes with here at home and Bon Iver’s is really the main difference. an elegant mixture of horns and Contact the Diversions editor Wisconsin studio. What was that Lyrically, I think the lyrics are strings before it seamlessly seg- at [email protected]. process like and why did you more honest and less preachy. choose to do it that way? Not that the other ones were so preachy — they were also coming Phil Moore: It was really from a first person point of view not meant to be like that all. — but I think these are a little We were supposed to go up to more balanced in that way. Wisconsin and record the whole thing there. We had 11 songs and BT: Phil had been in a band, ten days and we were attempting Ticonderoga, before Bowerbirds to do that all in those ten days, and they were very experimental and we had too much ambition in terms of what instruments for what the songs were. That they used. That’s why he pur- was just an impossibility. posely shrunk it down to just a We came back and started few instruments in the palette for recording on our own like we the first album especially. had done on the previous albums Then he was ready to try more and that whole long drawn out things and I was too — I’m a process kind of formed how the very visual person and so with album turned out. the new songs, I envision a lot The demos we recorded before more detailed things and it’s that were a little more simple more suggestive of visual things mar 13/14 and we had all this extra time to in my mind than a simpler layer ideas and take stuff away as arrangement. Live on stage at UNC's Memorial Hall well, kind of figure out what each Dive: Your tour starts in a song needed. couple of weeks. Are you excited Dive: Beth, I know you to get back on the road? sing more on this album. What PM: I’m excited for every- Celebrate the spurred you to do that? thing that goes along with tour- BT: I think that people just ing, because we haven’t done for music of J.S. Bach came up to me at shows and two years now. We’re going to do wanted me to sing more. I like it for two months straight and that’s going to be really fun. Join the world-renowned Amsterdam Baroque Orchestra singing but when I started being in the band, I didn’t think I could The only thing I’m really & Choir with conductor Ton Koopman in a musical sing at all, so I never thought I regretting is that I’m going to celebration of Bach’s greatest works. would be recording lead vocals miss the dogs, but we are very on a song in my whole life. excited to play our music for It’s a totally different thing people. to be the lead singer. I feel it BT: It will be fun to play a “Bach's Mass In B Minor – requires more performing out show every night and to be in cit- A Cathedral In Sound” of you. You’re interacting with ies. I love being in the country, the audience more and the audi- but sometimes when you just sit – NPR ence is looking back at you more. in a cafe window and people are When Phil’s singing, everyone is so different, it’s really cool.

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0294_Newspaper_Durham_B.indd 1 2/14/11 4:34 PM The Daily Tar Heel Diversions Thursday, March 1, 2012 7 MUSICSHORTS TURCHI of the ‘50s, while guitarist/vocalist vincing, guttural growl. It’s easy Road Ends in Water Reed Turchi adds fuzz-drenched to see past this when listening to slide guitar riffs throughout the the expertise of his slide guitar album. The Muddy Waters cover playing. Blues “I Can’t Be Satisfied” sounds like “Keep Your Lamp Trimmed With the occasional thrash of the Rolling Stones in their prime, and Burning” is the final and most a banjo or hack at a mandolin, with the vocals distorted and the interesting song on the album. Congratulations it’s certainly trendy for bands to slide guitar weaving around the It starts with an ominous slide try to capture the sound of early rhythms of the drums and bass. guitar and shifts into a marching bluegrass and folk music. But “Dr. Recommended beat. Turchi’s vocals are perfect to the gaa’s order of the Bell tower, rarely have any bands tried to (Satisfaction Guaranteed)” is the as he harmonizes over the drums capture the gritty, driving sound grittiest song on the album, with and guitar, leading the listener of early blues. Chapel Hill based- two buzzing, overpowering gui- into a creepy blues trance. Carolina’s official student ambassadors and tradition Keepers band TURCHI sets itself apart tars trading riffs. Guitars this raw Road Ends in Water is a by playing a straightforward style and gritty require vocals to match, refreshing album for those who of blues on its new album, Road and the drawback to this album are looking for something differ- Ends In Water. is that the vocals don’t necessarily ent than the acoustic folk sound The album opens with “Keep hold up to the instruments. and want a gritty, electric album on Drinking,” an up-tempo Turchi tries to capture the vocal that delivers great blues music. shuffle. The rhythm section is sound of the blues legends, but reminiscent of the Chicago blues his voice doesn’t have that con- -Alex Dixon

MOVIESHORTS Gone Wanderlust Making fun of communes for free love, protecting the welfare of insects and chanting to the Attempting to straddle the In comedies, some concepts get spirits of nature are roads that void between “Jeepers Creepers” routinely drilled into the ground. have already been well-trampled and “The Silence of the Lambs,” Black-guy-meets-white-guy cop upon. Rudd’s counterpart Aniston “Gone” will ultimately tumble into duos, fat people acting silly and is put into the sweet-girl-tries- the ravine of mediocre thrillers. stoner antics have all had their hallucinogens situation and then Jill (Amanda Seyfried) is day in the sun. “Wanderlust,” a falls into her usual position as the haunted by the memory of her look at free-spirited commune object of a more important char- abduction, having been stolen life, doesn’t bring much new and acter’s affection from her bed and dumped in a tries a little too hard in its come- The funniest character is hole in the forest. So when her sis- dic jabs at hippies. George’s brother Rick (Ken ter goes missing in a similar fash- The movie follows George Marino), who owns a toilet busi- ion, Jill is sure it’s her captor back (Paul Rudd) and his wife Linda ness and represents everything to finish the job. The police think (Jennifer Aniston) as they leave the commune is against. His she’s crazy, so Jill alone must find New York City following George’s brash douchebaggery is presented her sister before its too late. job loss. The majority of the film in manageably small doses as he Slow to start, the film gathers takes place in a commune in belittles racial groups, fawns over pace as Seyfried races across the Georgia they stumble upon while his brother’s wife and brags about city of Portland in various forms trying to find a hotel. Paul Rudd his Escalade. of automotive transport. It’s easy is unsurprisingly the strongest The movie’s attempts at roman- to get caught up in her plight, point in the movie as he swerves ticizing the simple life fall short especially as the clues of her sis- between skepticism and occa- of meaningful as they go for the ter’s disappearance start to be sional enthusiasm for commune usual hippie complaints, like criti- pieced together. But with dialogue living. His inner turmoil about cisms of technology and a push gems such as “I’ll sleep when he’s exercising free love lends itself to for people to spend more time dead,” the film’s script fails to some hilarious monologues. outside. deliver on the suspense it gener- The movie has bright patches “Wanderlust,” while entertain- ates, falling together far too easily. of humor. Rudd hits his stride ing, isn’t anything new and tries Seyfried shone as bimbo Karen when he keeps the jokes subtle, more than it succeeds. * in “Mean Girls,” and it’s all been such as pointing out that the sup- downhill since. With “Gone,” its posed coffee at the commune is -Lyle Kendrick shot after shot of her tear-rimmed simply warmed mud. However, 2012 CasE asaP eyes pouting at a camera. Jill is a for the most part, the film falls on boring role, and Seyfried’s sullen redundancy and cliche. DIVESTAFF stare is not enough to make this movie watchable. The supporting Joseph Chapman, Editor cast is utterly forgettable. Allison Hussey, Assistant Editor Somewhat entertaining in its STARS [email protected] unraveling, there is little of tran- Poor Elizabeth Byrum, Austin Cooper, scendence in this cookie-cutter Lucian Crockett, Alex Dixon, Rocco outstanding thriller. Forget Jill’s sister, the Fair Giamatteo, Linnie Greene, Lyle movie itself is what disappears good Kendrick, Mark Niegelsky, Thea from memory soon after the cred- Ryan, Thompson Wall, Jeremy Wile its roll. Excellent Ariana Rodriguez-Gitler, Design Editor -Katie Sinclair Classic Cover design: Chesley Kalnen organization BUY A COUCH • FIND A JOB • DITCH YOUR ROOMMATE

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guard play early on,” Hatchell could have done more with and-1’s Charter school acc women said. “But we got that straight- zeller and on the glass. seniors from page 1 from page 1 ened out and our guards are play- from page 1 “It’s a great stat line,” Zeller from page 1 state board of education opposing but throughout the course of the ing much better.” his own post players, Alex Len, said. “I really could have made half … I thought we kind of had the school. season, the ACC All-Freshman When the ink dried last year, should attend the “Zeller school it better if I was able to get two control of the game,” Turgeon said. John Betterton, chairman of team member has settled into her UNC found itself in a similar situ- of drawing fouls,” to become that rebounds and get a double-dou- “We turned it over three straight the advisory council and a charter role on the court. ation to the one it’s in now, finish- way for Maryland down the road. ble, but you can’t always do that.” possessions and took a bad shot in school administrator, said despite Though the freshman is not a ing sixth in the regular season That ability for Zeller, though, Double-double or not, Zeller’s there, and it got away from us.” those statements, the council fixture to the starting lineup, she standings before losing to Duke in has come from four years of work. performance may as well have A demanding second-half lead thought the Lee Scholars School’s contributes to the game nearly the ACC tournament title game. “He does have tremendous sealed his shot at becoming ACC allowed the Blue Steel seniors to intent to target minority students every time she steps on the floor. Regardless of regular season savvy,” UNC coach Roy Williams Player of the Year — at least to his return to the court with two min- and close the achievement gap “I know my role is to bring finishes, the Tar Heels have played said. “He can turn to either shoul- teammates, that is. utes left in the game. was outstanding. intensity,” Rountree said. “So I for the championship 14 of the der. … And then he’s got a little bit “I think he’s head and shoul- Those minutes turned into “We always consider any input have to come out and bring inten- last 18 years, Hatchell said. of that Ichabod Crane clumsiness to ders above the competition fulfilled dreams for Crouch and that comes along, but our deci- sity and watch what everybody And if the Tar Heels have their him. He gets his arms and legs and for that individual accolade,” Dupont. sion was based on the merits of else is doing and learn from their way, their postseason will be a head going every direction so those Marshall said. “It might be a little “I don’t think you could have the application,” he said. “It’s not a mistakes.” page turner. opposing defensive players have a tough being that we have so many written a better storybook end- popularity contest.” The point guard’s sharpshoot- “The regular season is over,” lot of things that they can foul.” good players on our team that ing,” Marshall said. “I’m talking An online petition against ing abilities make her a valuable Hatchell said. “This is a four- Always the self-critic, Zeller people may look different ways … to Patty in the locker room, and the charter school has collected asset to a team that lacked guard game season. A four-game ACC still expected more from himself. but in my eyes, hands down Tyler he said that’s the best feeling he’s nearly 800 signatures. play early in the season after inju- conference season and anyone can While the big man’s 30-point Zeller.” ever had in his life.” If the school is approved, it ries. Rountree ranks third on the win it.” game became his ACC career-high, will be managed by a for-profit team in 3-point shooting percent- which was previously set at 25, and Contact the Sports Editor Contact the Sports Editor company, National Heritage age at 38.5. Contact the Sports Editor the third 30-point performance of at [email protected]. at [email protected]. Academies, which some residents “We happened to lose our at [email protected]. his career, Zeller still cited that he argue might compromise its edu- cational mission. Pass it down National Heritage Academies, headquartered in Michigan, Kenan community is dealing already provides infrastructure with loopholes in the housing and managerial support for five games policy. See pg. 3 for story. charter schools in North Carolina. Performance of students at the © 2012 The Mepham Group. All rights reserved. All up in your business five schools has been mixed. Level: 1 2 3 4 Check out what’s going on in According to N.C. Report Cards the Chapel Hill business commu- for the 2010 to 2011 school year, nity. See pg. 3 for story. two had higher percentages of Complete the grid students performing at or above so each row, column Talking music grade level on End-of-Grade tests and 3-by-3 box (in compared to state averages. bold borders) contains Former chancellor James But the other three N.C. every digit 1 to 9. Moeser will lectures about Johann schools managed by the company Sebastian Bach. See pg. 4 for story. — which qualify for need-based Solution to federal grants based on their pro- Wednesday’s puzzle Bacon on stage? portion of low-income students — A new company is reviving the have below average percentages of raves at Cat’s Cradle. See pg. 5 for students performing at or above story. grade level on the tests. The for-profit companies sup- ply support to a charter school, ‘The Clearing’ such as administration and cur- The Bowerbirds’ newest album riculum, in exchange for part gets 4 1/2 starts. See pg. 6 for of its public funding, said Mark review. Cramer, superintendent and CEO of Roger Bacon Academy, which manages two N.C. charter schools. Betterton said now that the cap is lifted, the state is becoming a more attractive market for these companies. “I’m not a real fan of for-profit organizations coming in and managing,” he said. “But if they can get the job done and be effi- cient with taxpayers’ money and (C)2012 Tribune Media Services, Inc. improve student learning, then Los Angeles Times Daily Crossword Puzzle All rights reserved. so be it.” Across 62 Horror film locale: Abbr. 25 Like universal blood donors “out” School district officials and 1 Huge 63 Part of a match 26 Bait-and-switch, e.g. 47 Kept in touch parents are also concerned the 6 Capital of India 64 Storage areas 27 Word on a boondocks 48 Core charter school may siphon funds 11 Source of some Genesis 65 Emotional substance towel? 49 Havens away from the system’s budget. attire? 28 Tony winner Thompson 50 Patio parties, briefly 14 __ flu Down 31 Decorate 53 Word of annoyance Stephanie Knott, spokeswoman 15 Aromatic compound 1 Pickle 32 Double-time dance 54 Game with Reverse cards for Chapel Hill-Carrboro City 16 Wash. neighbor 2 “Psych” airer 33 Nitrogen compound 55 “Her name was Magill, and Schools, said the board hasn’t made 17 *Competitive business 3 Fallen orbiter 34 Heredity unit she called herself __”: concern 4 Layered Turkish pastries 36 Dorm room accessory Beatles lyric plans for budget adjustments if the 19 Farm butter? 5 Five Nations tribe 37 Morlock prey 56 It’s illegal to drop it charter school is approved. 20 Big wheel’s wheels 6 Patch, as a lawn 39 “Piece of cake” 57 Sitter’s handful “We have made efforts to reach 21 Crunchy candy components 7 Show to a seat, slangily 42 Green table divider 58 Düsseldorf direction out to representatives of the char- 22 *Done with one’s stint, 8 Class-conscious org.? 44 First or financial follower 59 High degree maybe 9 Musket end 45 Barbados, e.g. ter school, but they have not been 28 Woody 10 Poetic preposition 46 Stopped gradually, with returned,” she said. 29 Fancy cases 11 Discussion venue 30 Circumnavigating, perhaps 12 Really mad 31 Deep chasm 13 Masterpieces Contact the City Editor 32 Bit of horseplay 18 “Untouchable” feds at [email protected]. 35 *Arctic racer 21 Signs of resistance 38 *Lewis Carroll, for one 22 Chinese green tea 40 Whatever 23 Ode’s counterpart 41 Isolated 24 Only mo. that can begin and 43 Ken of “thirtysomething” end on the same day 44 Leonardo’s love 45 Notable 2007 Take 15/501 South towards Pittsboro communications Exit Market St. / Southern Village release 47 *Make fit WONDERLUST K ...... 12:45-2:50-4:55-7:15-9:40 50 Raised J ...... 12:40-2:45-4:50-7:10-9:35 51 Sigh of regret THE ARTIST 52 Striking scarf THIS MEANS WAR J ...... 12:50-2:50-4:50-7:10-9:40 53 Informal chat, and based on the starts SAFE HOUSE K ...... 1:15-4:00-7:20-9:50 of the starred THE VOW J ...... 1:20-4:05-7:25-9:45 answers, this All shows $6.50 for college students with ID puzzle’s title Bargain 60 Part of a yr. 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In defense LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Bloomberg shouldn’t aid funding model. of the speak at graduation Tax breaks for those who pay full tuition gives money TO THE EDITOR: back to the families generally Recent news of Mayor already able to afford cur- Southern Bloomberg’s support of police rent rates. There will surely monitoring of the Muslim be families just above the Student Association activities financial aid criteria that will drawl, y’all for the purposes of “keeping benefit, but by and large it will the country safe” represents an benefit wealthier families. hey’re the words you ethical behavior not compat- Sustainable, viable solu- didn’t learn in English Editorial ible with UNC values. tions to massive budget cuts T class. Honeyfuggle. Police surveillance based on from the General Assembly Pinkwink. Schnickelfritz. religion and nationality strips and tuition hikes from the They might sound like gib- U.S. citizens of their freedoms, Board of Governors include: berish, but you can find them all A harmonious transition ability to contribute to com- restoring and increasing in the Dictionary of American munities and inclusion in an state funding by taxing corpo- Regional English, a comprehen- atmosphere of peace. rations and the rich; the day-to-day lives of students, tion between students and sive guide to America’s regional Will Leimenstoll should As a student who has been making the $2.5 billion and folk speech. Cooper has proven that student student government, and as involved with UNC’s MSA endowment transparent and; The dictionary’s long-awaited continue to build on government can do more than Leimenstoll seeks to improve through interfaith events with democratizing the UNC fifth and final volume is set for just advocate for students. collaboration on campus, UNC Hillel and the Campus system’s bureaucracy by genu- release next month, 27 years after Cooper’s successes. The Student Enrichment accessible communication Y’s Tea Talks: Conversations inely including students’ and the first one was published. At tudent Body President- Fund has the potential to make channels like FixMyCampus for a Stronger Carolina, I feel education justice advocates’ last, the list of nearly 60,000 col- elect Will Leimenstoll a concrete difference in any will prove invaluable. an attack upon our community voices. loquialisms will be complete, from wants his administra- UNC student’s life. With it, Finally, Cooper’s dream of by Bloomberg’s viewpoint that Students showed they will S MSA’s are arenas for American not be fooled by euphemistic “aa” — a Hawaiian term for rough, tion to improve collaboration Cooper has made it clear that bringing CCI to Greek houses cindery lava — to “zydeco” — a and integration across UNC’s student government can in fact is nearly complete. It would be security concerns. privatization on Feb. 10. They UNC students or the com- won’t accept banal, uncreative type of Louisiana roots music. array of student organizations. be relevant to students. an insult to Cooper’s adminis- Apart from all the colorful munities they are a part of solutions like tax breaks either. Thankfully, the outgoing With $5,000 in funding tration and ITS to let the proj- vocabulary, you’ll also discover should never feel threatened the history behind the quirky Cooper administration has already secured for next year, ect die at this stage. because government officials Sean Langberg ’14 pronunciations and syntaxes that laid a solid foundation of pro- Leimenstoll should focus on Leimenstoll is lucky: He unacceptably think their desires Global studies distinguish one English dialect grams that will help foster the finding permanent funding for doesn’t have to start from to express their religion and cul- from another. campus-wide discussions that this innovative program. scratch. He should take the ture through campus activities Whale-watching kvetch You’ll learn that sentences Leimenstoll seeks to facilitate. Cooper’s FixMyCampus best of Cooper’s work and use could be harmful to society. cruel and unacceptable with double modals, like “I might These promising programs initiative is also off to a good it to make student government Surveillances have taken could go to the park,” have been must not be lost in transition. start. It provides an impor- a better listener, responder and place on more than a dozen TO THE EDITOR: produced in North Carolina for By focusing on improving tant channel of communica- reactor to student concerns. college campuses, and UNC Generally I believe that more than 150 years. students must recognize that people should learn to develop And how that distinctive Dixie our body is part of a national thick skins when it comes to drawl — where “my” is pronounced student community. I urge mockery and jest. But when I like “mah,” and “pen” like “pin” Editorial series: Advice for advising our community to think see a cruel attack on a young and “sit” like “see it” — is part of a critically of the decision for lady’s weight printed in a much larger phenomenon known Bloomberg to be this year’s school newspaper, even I know as the Southern Vowel Shift. Commencement speaker. that something is wrong. More departmental advising The decision to invite some- Now, I get the humor in In documenting these features, the writers are giving some much- one to address our community mocking general social patterns, deserved legitimacy to regional et’s say a junior his- But this is exactly the type of so publicly shows our support even as manifestations in par- dialect — a legitimacy that’s worth tory major named Sally is advice many students need, and and recognition of their values ticular individuals. It’s amusing, fighting for, especially in the case L choosing her classes for in an ideal world, Steele Building and actions. While this con- and it keeps people modest. of Southern English. senior year. Sally just can’t settle would be the place to get it. cern is a new contribution to It’s entirely different, Across the United States, peo- on the right courses to finish her Unfortunately, our advisers Bloomberg’s profile that the however, when these attacks ple associate Southern accents major next spring, and she wants spend most of their time address- speaker selection committee become personal, and focus with a lack of sophistication and some academic advice. ing basic questions about require- selected him by, our Carolina on what the attacker believes education. In order to give Sally a meaning- Josh Ford ments and simply getting students commitment to our students to be a victim’s deformities. According to a 1999 study by ful recommendation, an adviser Editorial Board member to graduation. On the whole, these and our communities must I don’t know whether people would have to possess a pretty deep advisers spend more time cleaning always be exercised. like this just don’t think about dialectologist Dennis Preston, Senior global studies major from knowledge of the history depart- up messes than preventing them. UNC must not be ignorant how their words might affect respondents from all over the Palmyra, N.Y. country routinely rated Southern ment’s professors and be able to It’s important to note that or indifferent about our com- others, or if they believe Email: [email protected] English the most incorrect vari- read the fine print about classes, this isn’t the advisers’ fault, per mencement speaker. another’s appearance to be a ety of American English. which doesn’t come through in its se. The inhabitants of Steele grievance against them. Even Southerners themselves blurb in the bulletin. nothing on the academic advising Building are, for the most part, Lauren Donoghue ’14 Either way, such depraved said they consider their speech Sally’s adviser would also have website that tells her how to get in understaffed and overworked. Environmental individuals are bound to exist, substandard, Preston found. to have some knowledge of her touch with departmental advisers. But if Steele Building can’t health science and their inability to focus The findings are problematic, particular strengths, the kinds of So Sally sets aside 30 minutes provide real academic advice, on the good things in life and because there’s nothing inherent- classroom environments in which to meet with an adviser in Steele they must work harder to dele- Tax breaks are not the obsession over what they see she thrives and the subjects that gate this responsibility effectively. ly wrong about Southern English, Building, only to have him pull answer to tuition hikes as negative traits in other or any other stigmatized dialect, interest her most. up the same website she was This is where departmental people is something that all of for that matter. But generally, this is not the looking at before she made the advising comes in. TO THE EDITOR: us have to learn to live with. Sociolinguist Walt Wolfram case in Steele Building. If she appointment. Steele Building needs to do a Monday’s article presented What bothers me, and I addresses the misconception goes to talk to an academic advis- Given the multitude of courses better job of coordinating with the idea of offering tax breaks to suspect bothers victims of such in his 1991 book “Dialects and er about her course selection, offered at UNC — especially in a each department’s in-house advis- families and students who pay attacks, is that the editors of American English.” chances are Sally won’t be offered large and dynamic department ers to help students like Sally know tuition without financial aid. our school newspaper seem to When people judge certain much more information than she like history — it’s no small task where to go with their questions. Sounds simple. Tuition be of a similar mindset as these dialects as “bad English,” they’re found in the course catalogue. for full-time advisers to learn the And if the advising office makes went up, so let’s compensate knaves and derive some sort of assuming that the speakers are And the likelihood that she and ins and outs of their assigned an attempt to ensure departmen- with tax relief. perverse pleasure in propagat- trying to speak “correct” English, her adviser have previously estab- departments’ course offerings. tal advising is of a consistently However, this is merely ing these acerbic remarks for but failing, Wolfram writes. lished any sort of personal rela- And this insider perspective high quality across all majors, another sly tactic by the General the whole school to see. In reality, speakers of any tionship is even slimmer. can’t be achieved overnight. It Sally might actually find someone Assembly and their puppets If the DTH thinks we find non-standard variety — from Poor Sally. takes years of interaction with stu- to answer her questions. on the Board of Governors to these insults amusing, they are Southern English to New York Of course, Sally might have dents both before and after they Meanwhile, back at Steele further privatize our university. sorely mistaken. These kvetches English to African-American been able to get some good sug- take these classes for an adviser to Building, they’ll have more time BOG member Burley Mitchell aren’t amusing and they don’t Vernacular English — are simply gestions from an adviser in the accrue thorough knowledge of a to focus on the basics that already claims that tuition used to pay make anyone laugh. They just operating under different param- history department, but there’s department’s operations. consume most of their time. for another student’s financial make us wonder about the edi- eters than speakers of so-called aid is “charity.” tors of our newspaper. Standard English. In reality, it is a contribu- I thought being a Tar Heel These parameters affect the way tion to the university, the state was about forming a sense of speakers pronounce their words of North Carolina and the community with our fellow and construct their sentences. The QuickHits well-being of our communi- students, about having fun acceptability of a certain utterance ties. Aid has proven to increase and about learning to be better varies between every dialect. diversity and offer low-income individuals, not about deriding Wolfram, a linguistics professor @KButter5 Making shots and A’s Championship tree students access to a higher those we think are different or at N.C. State University, is founder education. Schools such as inferior to ourselves. of the North Carolina Language We’re still trying to nominate It was a big night for Tyler On the one hand, we’re sad to the University of Michigan and Life Project, which documents Kendall Marshall Zeller, too. He set a see the landmark saw declines in diversity after Graham Hawkes ’13 the unique forms of English spo- for some sort of Smith Center record go. It was always adopting a high tuition-high Mathematics ken from Ocracoke to Appalachia Twitter Grammy, for most made free- a good conversa- and everywhere in between. but in the mean- throws in a game, tion starter when The project’s researchers hope time, we suppose a record previously awkward relatives SPEAK OUT to gain new insight into the his latest accolade will do: held by another Tyler. He was visited. On the other hand, it connection between Southern most assists by a UNC player also named an academic All- was pretty ugly, and appar- Writing guidelines language and culture and have in a single season. Dope. American. No big deal. ently it was rotting. Gross. • Please type: Handwritten letters will not be accepted. turned their findings into a dia- • Sign and date: No more than two people should sign letters. lect awareness curriculum for • Students: Include your year, major and phone number. middle schools. T-Swift-bow No more Pizza & Pasta Leap year Spring Break • Faculty/staff: Include your department and phone number. The curriculum teaches stu- • Edit: The DTH edits for space, clarity, accuracy and vulgarity. 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