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AURADON PREP STAFF and PTA
BELLE SLEEPING BEAUTY TINKER BELL CINDERELLA SNOW WHITE CHEF LOUIS COACH PHIL
Disney’s DESCENDANTS - PTA and STAFF Character Script
SCENE ONE - Fairy Godmother’s Welcome
FAIRY GODMOTHER:
Did you know that every fairytale you’ve ever heard really happened? Every prince, princess, and dwarf! Even every villain!
You might recognize some of our PTA members. Here comes Snow
White with her children Rose Red and Sky Blue!
(Each PARENT mentioned
SNOW WHITE: Now remember, kids. Whistle while you work, and don’t eat any strange apples.
ROSE RED and SKY BLUE: We won’t, mother.
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FG: And here’s my dear friend Cinderella dropping off her children, Chad and Cindylou Charming!
CINDERELLA: Listen to the Fairy Godmother, kids. And don’t be late for class.
CHAD: We know, we know...
CINDYLOU: Fairy Godmother has a thing about curfews.
FG: Sleeping Beauty and her lovely daughters...
SLEEPING BEAUTY: Wake up, girls! Classes are about to start!
AUDREY/SUNNY/RORY (snoring loudly): Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
FG: Tinker Bell, and her children, Flutter Bell and Flitter
Bell...
TINK: Have a great year, girls. Don’t forget to send me your progress reports. You do remember the home address, right?
FLITTER BELL: Second star to the right...
FLUTTER BELL: And straight on til morning!
FG: Here comes our head boy, Prince Ben. Would you believe his parents are Beauty and the Beast?
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BEN: Another perfect school year. Perfectly boring, that is.
Nothing interesting ever happens at this school, mom! Once, just once, I wish I could come face-to-face with a dragon, or a villain, or anything!
BELLE: Kids! Always trying to grow up too fast. It’s a tale as old as time!
FG:
Yes, this is where fairytale children go to school! This is where new stories begin!
SCENE TWO - “Ever, Ever After”
FG and PTA (3 groups overlapping):
Ever, ever after! (x3)
(JANE enters from SR)
BELLE:
Storybook endings, fairy tales coming true
SLEEPING BEAUTY:
Deep down inside we want to believe they still do
ALL PTA (TINKER BELL/BELLE/SNOW WHITE/CINDERELLA):
Still do...still do...still do…
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TINKER BELL:
In our secretest heart,
SNOW WHITE: it's our favourite part of the story
CINDERELLA:
Let's just admit we all want to make it too...
ALL PTA:
Ever ever after
If we just don't get it our own way
Ever ever after
It may only be a wish away
JANE:
Start a new fashion, wear your heart on your sleeve!
FG: That’s my daughter, Jane! She’s a first year!
(JANE curtsies to audience)
PTA:
Ever after!
BEN:
Sometimes you reach what's realest by making believe!
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(BEN bows to audience)
BEN and JANE:
Unafraid, unashamed
There is joy to be claimed in this world
BEN, JANE, and FG:
You even might wind up being glad to be you!
(ALL STUDENTS charge in from three different locations, filling audience, greeting one another with hugs and high fives. They wear blue shirts made to look like uniforms, cut at unusual angles. Many wear fanciful hats, scarves, crowns, gloves, skirts, tutus, or capes. Some wear backpacks. These are the offspring of the Disney characters we know so well returning to school after summer break)
STUDENTS:
Ever ever after
PTA:
Though the world will tell you it's not smart
STUDENTS:
Ever ever after
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The world can be yours if you let your heart
Believe in ever after
BELLE: No wonder your heart feels it's flying!
CINDERELLA: Your head feels it's spinning!
SLEEPING BEAUTY: Each happy ending's a brand new beginning!
FG: Let yourself be enchanted,
SNOW WHITE: You just might break through...
ALL:
To ever ever after
Forever could even start today
Ever ever after
Maybe it's just one wish away
Your ever ever after...
STUDENTS:
I believe!
I believe!
PTA:
Ever, ever, ever after!
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I've been dreaming of a school like this!
ALL:
For ever ever after!
Ever, ever, ever after!
SCENE EIGHT - Evie Phone Home
(PTA - TINKERBELL, BELLE, SNOW WHITE, SLEEPING BEAUTY, and CINDERELLA - enter from behind audience and stands on central rock to introduce the Villains, who appear from behind flats to a drumroll. PTA exits behind SL side after)
BELLE: Ladies and gentlemen, princes and princesses...
SLEEPING BEAUTY: Put your hands together for the four most evil villains of all time!
TINKER BELL: Jay’s father, Jafar!
CINDERELLA: Carlos’s mother, Cruella De Vil!
SNOW WHITE: Evie’s mommy dearest, The Evil Queen!
ALL PTA: And the meanest of the mean...Maleficent!
SCENE TEN - Locker Gossip #2 - SILVER AGE GROUP
(COUNSELORS turn flats to once again make lockers. COACH PHIL enters, addressing the tourney team at center stage)
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Alright Team! Listen up! After seven seasons coaching the
Auradon Prep Tourney Team, I am uniquely qualified to pull us out of our seven season slump. We have a banner year coming up!
We may not have size, speed, or skill on our side, but after seven years we have something better...the law of averages! So let’s get training for the big game! And this season, I promise each and every one of you that with grit, hard work, and determination, and maybe a little bit of magic, we WILL win.
(Quietly) We are winners. (loudly) YEAH RIGHT! Oops...I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud. Uh...go team, go!
(COACH PHIL runs off stage!)
SCENE ELEVEN - “Les Poissons”
(MUSIC IN - “Les Poissons” from The Little Mermaid. CHEF LOUIS enters in a full cook’s costume, with small table and stew pot)
CHEF LOUIS:
LUNCH TIME, mon amis!
Les poissons, les poissons
How I love les poissons
Love to chop and to serve little fish
First I cut off their heads 9 PTA/STAFF
Then I pull out their bones
Ah mais oui, ça c'est toujours delice
Les poissons, les poissons
Hee hee hee, haw haw haw
With a cleaver I hack them in two
I pull out what's inside
And I serve it up fried
How I love little fishes, don't you?
Here's something for tempting the palette
Prepared in the classic technique
First you pound the fish flat with a mallet
Then you slash off their skin
Give their belly a slice
Then you rub some salt in
'Cause it makes it taste nice
Zut alors, I have missed one!
Sacre bleu, what is this?
How on earth could I miss
Such a sweet little succulent crab?
Quel dommage, what a loss
Here we go, in the sauce
Now some flour I think just a dab
Now I stuff you with bread
Don't worry, 'cause you're dead
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'Cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver pot
Toodle-oo mon poisson
Au revoir!
(CHEF LOUIS bows and exits!)
SCENE THIRTEEN - “Did I Mention…?”
(SILVER AGE exits SL. COACH PHIL, PTA, GOLDEN AGE and RENAISSANCE STUDENTS filter in from SR holding flags. Some have signs with letters we do not yet see that spell out the word “ridiculous”. BEN moves to the central rock. STUDENTS cheer)
COACH PHIL and STUDENTS: Let’s Go! (clap clap) Let’s go! (clap clap clap) x3
BEN: Stop the game! I can’t play until I say exactly how I’m feeling...in song. Hey, Mal! Will you go to the promcoming dance with me?
ALL: Oooooh!
MAL: Um...okay!
EVIE: OMG...it worked!
(MAL and EVIE high five, and run off stage. BEN doesn’t notice)
ALL: YAY!
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(MUSIC IN -“Did I Mention…?”)
BEN: Did I mention... That I'm in love with you. And did I mention... There's nothing I can do. And did I happen to say I dream of you everyday? But let me (shout it out loud), if that's okay, hey hey (Hey!) That's okay (Hey!)
(BEN starts to hop excitedly around audience)
SOLO: He met this girl that rocked his world like it's never been rocked
SOLO: And now he’s living just for her and he won't ever stop
SOLO: He never thought that it could happen quite so fast, you see.
SOLO: But now look at what she’s done, he’s getting down on one knee...
BEN: Because my love for you is Ridiculous. I never knew (Who knew?) That it can be like this. My love for you is (Ridiculous) 12 PTA/STAFF
My love is R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S! (R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S!) It's... (RIDICULOUS!) Just... (RIDICULOUS!) And I would give my kingdom for just one kiss.
(LONG DANCE BREAK - There’s a big CUT here)
BEN: Because my love is truly Ridiculous. I never knew (Who knew?) That it can be like this. My love is truly Ridiculous My love is R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S! (R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S!) It's... (RIDICULOUS!) Just... (RIDICULOUS!) And I would give my kingdom for just one kiss. C'mon now!
(BUTTON. At this point, ALL have joined the dance that has brought BEN back on stage. On final chords, all faint on the floor, exhausted. During applause, ALL will count to three, then get up to exit, except RENAISSANCE GROUP. COUNSELORS flip flats into locker formation)
SCENE FOURTEEN - Locker Gossip #3 - RENAISSANCE GROUP
COACH PHIL (running across stage!): WE WON! Weeeee won! Finally I can retire! 13 PTA/STAFF
SCENE TWENTY - “Set It Off”...
JAY and CARLOS: 3, 2, 1, Uh
(MUSIC IN - “Set it Off” from the dance break at apx 2:11, OR CAMP BAND and kids add percussion ON TOP of recording. After interlude, ALL CAST dances into the audience, encouraging them to clap along)
FULL COMPANY: Let's set it off Oh yeah (Let's set this off!) Start a chain reaction, Never let it stop! Let's set it off (Let's set this off!) Oh yeah Let's set this off! You can make it happen With everything you got! Let's set it off
(CAST begins to move back to the stage for a final tableau)
Get ready, set it off! Come on We go to set it off To the left Get ready, set it off To the right We got to set it OFF!
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ENCORE: FULL COMPANY SINGS “EVIL LIKE ME”!