AURADON PREP STAFF and PTA BELLE SLEEPING BEAUTY TINKER BELL CINDERELLA SNOW WHITE CHEF LOUIS COACH PHIL
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1 PTA/STAFF AURADON PREP STAFF and PTA BELLE SLEEPING BEAUTY TINKER BELL CINDERELLA SNOW WHITE CHEF LOUIS COACH PHIL Disney’s DESCENDANTS - PTA and STAFF Character Script SCENE ONE - Fairy Godmother’s Welcome FAIRY GODMOTHER: Did you know that every fairytale you’ve ever heard really happened? Every prince, princess, and dwarf! Even every villain! You might recognize some of our PTA members. Here comes Snow White with her children Rose Red and Sky Blue! (Each PARENT mentioned SNOW WHITE: Now remember, kids. Whistle while you work, and don’t eat any strange apples. ROSE RED and SKY BLUE: We won’t, mother. 2 PTA/STAFF FG: And here’s my dear friend Cinderella dropping off her children, Chad and Cindylou Charming! CINDERELLA: Listen to the Fairy Godmother, kids. And don’t be late for class. CHAD: We know, we know... CINDYLOU: Fairy Godmother has a thing about curfews. FG: Sleeping Beauty and her lovely daughters... SLEEPING BEAUTY: Wake up, girls! Classes are about to start! AUDREY/SUNNY/RORY (snoring loudly): Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... FG: Tinker Bell, and her children, Flutter Bell and Flitter Bell... TINK: Have a great year, girls. Don’t forget to send me your progress reports. You do remember the home address, right? FLITTER BELL: Second star to the right... FLUTTER BELL: And straight on til morning! FG: Here comes our head boy, Prince Ben. Would you believe his parents are Beauty and the Beast? 3 PTA/STAFF BEN: Another perfect school year. Perfectly boring, that is. Nothing interesting ever happens at this school, mom! Once, just once, I wish I could come face-to-face with a dragon, or a villain, or anything! BELLE: Kids! Always trying to grow up too fast. It’s a tale as old as time! FG: Yes, this is where fairytale children go to school! This is where new stories begin! SCENE TWO - “Ever, Ever After” FG and PTA (3 groups overlapping): Ever, ever after! (x3) (JANE enters from SR) BELLE: Storybook endings, fairy tales coming true SLEEPING BEAUTY: Deep down inside we want to believe they still do ALL PTA (TINKER BELL/BELLE/SNOW WHITE/CINDERELLA): Still do...still do...still do… 4 PTA/STAFF TINKER BELL: In our secretest heart, SNOW WHITE: it's our favourite part of the story CINDERELLA: Let's just admit we all want to make it too... ALL PTA: Ever ever after If we just don't get it our own way Ever ever after It may only be a wish away JANE: Start a new fashion, wear your heart on your sleeve! FG: That’s my daughter, Jane! She’s a first year! (JANE curtsies to audience) PTA: Ever after! BEN: Sometimes you reach what's realest by making believe! 5 PTA/STAFF (BEN bows to audience) BEN and JANE: Unafraid, unashamed There is joy to be claimed in this world BEN, JANE, and FG: You even might wind up being glad to be you! (ALL STUDENTS charge in from three different locations, filling audience, greeting one another with hugs and high fives. They wear blue shirts made to look like uniforms, cut at unusual angles. Many wear fanciful hats, scarves, crowns, gloves, skirts, tutus, or capes. Some wear backpacks. These are the offspring of the Disney characters we know so well returning to school after summer break) STUDENTS: Ever ever after PTA: Though the world will tell you it's not smart STUDENTS: Ever ever after PTA: 6 PTA/STAFF The world can be yours if you let your heart Believe in ever after BELLE: No wonder your heart feels it's flying! CINDERELLA: Your head feels it's spinning! SLEEPING BEAUTY: Each happy ending's a brand new beginning! FG: Let yourself be enchanted, SNOW WHITE: You just might break through... ALL: To ever ever after Forever could even start today Ever ever after Maybe it's just one wish away Your ever ever after... STUDENTS: I believe! I believe! PTA: Ever, ever, ever after! STUDENTS: 7 PTA/STAFF I've been dreaming of a school like this! ALL: For ever ever after! Ever, ever, ever after! SCENE EIGHT - Evie Phone Home (PTA - TINKERBELL, BELLE, SNOW WHITE, SLEEPING BEAUTY, and CINDERELLA - enter from behind audience and stands on central rock to introduce the Villains, who appear from behind flats to a drumroll. PTA exits behind SL side after) BELLE: Ladies and gentlemen, princes and princesses... SLEEPING BEAUTY: Put your hands together for the four most evil villains of all time! TINKER BELL: Jay’s father, Jafar! CINDERELLA: Carlos’s mother, Cruella De Vil! SNOW WHITE: Evie’s mommy dearest, The Evil Queen! ALL PTA: And the meanest of the mean...Maleficent! SCENE TEN - Locker Gossip #2 - SILVER AGE GROUP (COUNSELORS turn flats to once again make lockers. COACH PHIL enters, addressing the tourney team at center stage) COACH PHIL: 8 PTA/STAFF Alright Team! Listen up! After seven seasons coaching the Auradon Prep Tourney Team, I am uniquely qualified to pull us out of our seven season slump. We have a banner year coming up! We may not have size, speed, or skill on our side, but after seven years we have something better...the law of averages! So let’s get training for the big game! And this season, I promise each and every one of you that with grit, hard work, and determination, and maybe a little bit of magic, we WILL win. (Quietly) We are winners. (loudly) YEAH RIGHT! Oops...I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud. Uh...go team, go! (COACH PHIL runs off stage!) SCENE ELEVEN - “Les Poissons” (MUSIC IN - “Les Poissons” from The Little Mermaid. CHEF LOUIS enters in a full cook’s costume, with small table and stew pot) CHEF LOUIS: LUNCH TIME, mon amis! Les poissons, les poissons How I love les poissons Love to chop and to serve little fish First I cut off their heads 9 PTA/STAFF Then I pull out their bones Ah mais oui, ça c'est toujours delice Les poissons, les poissons Hee hee hee, haw haw haw With a cleaver I hack them in two I pull out what's inside And I serve it up fried How I love little fishes, don't you? Here's something for tempting the palette Prepared in the classic technique First you pound the fish flat with a mallet Then you slash off their skin Give their belly a slice Then you rub some salt in 'Cause it makes it taste nice Zut alors, I have missed one! Sacre bleu, what is this? How on earth could I miss Such a sweet little succulent crab? Quel dommage, what a loss Here we go, in the sauce Now some flour I think just a dab Now I stuff you with bread Don't worry, 'cause you're dead And you're certainly lucky you are 10 PTA/STAFF 'Cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver pot Toodle-oo mon poisson Au revoir! (CHEF LOUIS bows and exits!) SCENE THIRTEEN - “Did I Mention…?” (SILVER AGE exits SL. COACH PHIL, PTA, GOLDEN AGE and RENAISSANCE STUDENTS filter in from SR holding flags. Some have signs with letters we do not yet see that spell out the word “ridiculous”. BEN moves to the central rock. STUDENTS cheer) COACH PHIL and STUDENTS: Let’s Go! (clap clap) Let’s go! (clap clap clap) x3 BEN: Stop the game! I can’t play until I say exactly how I’m feeling...in song. Hey, Mal! Will you go to the promcoming dance with me? ALL: Oooooh! MAL: Um...okay! EVIE: OMG...it worked! (MAL and EVIE high five, and run off stage. BEN doesn’t notice) ALL: YAY! 11 PTA/STAFF (MUSIC IN -“Did I Mention…?”) BEN: Did I mention... That I'm in love with you. And did I mention... There's nothing I can do. And did I happen to say I dream of you everyday? But let me (shout it out loud), if that's okay, hey hey (Hey!) That's okay (Hey!) (BEN starts to hop excitedly around audience) SOLO: He met this girl that rocked his world like it's never been rocked SOLO: And now he’s living just for her and he won't ever stop SOLO: He never thought that it could happen quite so fast, you see. SOLO: But now look at what she’s done, he’s getting down on one knee... BEN: Because my love for you is Ridiculous. I never knew (Who knew?) That it can be like this. My love for you is (Ridiculous) 12 PTA/STAFF My love is R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S! (R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S!) It's... (RIDICULOUS!) Just... (RIDICULOUS!) And I would give my kingdom for just one kiss. (LONG DANCE BREAK - There’s a big CUT here) BEN: Because my love is truly Ridiculous. I never knew (Who knew?) That it can be like this. My love is truly Ridiculous My love is R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S! (R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S!) It's... (RIDICULOUS!) Just... (RIDICULOUS!) And I would give my kingdom for just one kiss. C'mon now! (BUTTON. At this point, ALL have joined the dance that has brought BEN back on stage. On final chords, all faint on the floor, exhausted. During applause, ALL will count to three, then get up to exit, except RENAISSANCE GROUP. COUNSELORS flip flats into locker formation) SCENE FOURTEEN - Locker Gossip #3 - RENAISSANCE GROUP COACH PHIL (running across stage!): WE WON! Weeeee won! Finally I can retire! 13 PTA/STAFF SCENE TWENTY - “Set It Off”..