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UD operating budget KINGS OF THE MOUNTAIN rises over four percent facilities . Administration officials point to According to the report, the stagnant growth in state appropriations .The university university's annual operating budget is as the reason for this increase. $351,749,579 for the 1993-94 fiscal "The magnitude of tuition and fee devotes year. increases has been dictated in large This is an increase of approximately measure by the fact that state 4.2 percent over last year's budget of appropriations have been flat," said 43 percent $337,408,382. Michael F . Middaugh, director of Because inflation is currently institutional research and planning. running at 2.8 percent, this growth is State appropriation s amounted to to departmental not seen as significant. $68,893,918 , 19 .6 percent of revenues, Students, however, have seen their this fiscal year. This is virtually tuition and fees rise 6.1 percent for unchanged from last year, when the research. Delaware residents and 7 .1 percent for university receive d 20 percent of BY MARIA C CENTENERA non-residents. revenues from the state. Sralf Reporrer Currently, full-time tuition and fees Tuition and state appropriations are The university office of for residents is $3,948 a year and only two out of a number of different institutional research and planning $10,048 for nonresidents. sources of revenue for the university. released its annual Facts and Figures The university received For example , this year the report Nov. 24 $129,069,451, or 36.7 percent, of its university rece ived $ 10,553,957 in For the average person within the revenues from tuition and fees this unrestricted gifts, which can be used university community, this document year. for any purpose, $21,444,864 in provides a convenient look at how the Last year, the university received endowments and a combined total of university manages its money, as well $121,692,723, or 36 percent, of its $45,679,939 in contracts and grams as statistics on students, personnel and revenues directly from students. see BUDGET page A7 Tower incident under investigation
who was charged in connection with the release of the CS Nicholas Griffin is charged gas. Griffin was charged with rec kl ess endangering in the with reckless endangering second degree and one felony count of criminal mischief, University Police said. The case is still under investigation, said Capt. Jim Flatley and criminal mischief. of University Police. BY TRACY LARGA Y Flatley said police are still con sidering the possibility that Copy Ediror the suspect acquired the gas from the Aberdeen Proving The fifth floor of the Christiana West Tower was reopened Ground in Maryland, which tes ts new dev ices and weapons , to all residents Wednesday at4 p.m. while working there last summer. . The entire building was closed Nov . 19 at 2 a.m . after CS Timothy F. Brooks, dean of stuocnts, said the uni versity is gas- a fine powder used by the military- was released on taking disciplinary action against the individual in questi on, the fifth floor and contaminated the building. who was charged with disruptive conduct by th e university. No hearing date was set for Nicholas R. Griffin (EG SR), Most residents of the building, except the fourth, fifth, and sixth floors, were allowed back in at 8 p.m. Nov. 20. Fourth and sixth-floor residents were able to return to their rooms Nov . 22 at 5 p.m. Cleanup continued on the fi fth fl oor until it was safe for students to return, said David Bu tler, director of Housing and Residence Life. "We wanted to make sure it was safe," Butler said. "If the THE REVIEW /Maximillia n Grelsch gas was there, you would know it." Delaware senior receiver Keita Malloy does the Blue Hen strut on his way to the end Larry Thornton, associate director for Public Safety, said zone after scoring in his team's 49-48 win over Montana in the 1-AA playoffs the incident began when a student brought th e canister of CS Saturday. See story, page 84. gas into the West Tower. The substance was then put in th e hallway of the fifth floor, kicked over and "accidentally discharged," Thornron said. Mike Collier (AS JR), the suspect's roommate, gave a slightly different account of the incident. Rapping in search Collier said his roommate had th e gas in his possession since the beginning of the semester. He said Griffin brought the CS gas into the hallway Friday morning after being sprayed by invisible ink by one of hi s fri ends and jokingly of societal change threatened to open the canister of gas. He uncapped it, put it on the floor in the hallway, and then electric typewriter s he dug out from the it was accidentally kicked over, Collier said . Music influences basement and lugged upstai rs, and curses it THE REVIEW M'alter M. Eberz At least 29 students were treated at local emergency for not being a Macintosh (after about 10 The Christiana Commons housed many after the West centers after coming into contact with the gas. Most students the young. 'How?' minutes she opts for the trusty ballpoint Tower was evacuated. treated were ones with respiratory problems like asthma. over the ancient piece of machiner y) . Her mind is everywhere but on the third is the question. anicle of a seven-oart s e ri e~ that last week Some names have been changed actually felt like part of her being. Now she can't remember why she ever Burglars hit Newark over break BY ROBYN FURMAN started the whole thing. Managing fdiror 'Does it even matter? ' she wonders. between 12:30 a .m. and 8:50 a.m. A young writer sits, pen in hand with a 'Does anyone even read The Review?' During the holiday season, thieves Thursday, von Koch said. million thoughts racing through her mind. Tangent. The suspect entered the victim' s The house, in N.Y. suburbia, is pretty quiet. Concentrate. are thankful for empty homes. home by climbing to a second-story Her parents are in the city, her brother at She wishes she could go back to one balcony and re moved a wallet, a 19- the movies. level above frustration - this is too much. BY BRIAN HICKEY there was a connection between the inch television and a microwave. The Ciry News Ediror crimes themselves, but that their She throws the pen across th e kitchen stolen items a re value d at $500, and gets another cup of coffee. ' Wow, I Thanksgiving is a time to timing over Thanksgiving Break was police said. appreciate the fruits of life, and local not coincidental. fini shed the pot already?· A Wilbur Street home was Back at the cluttered table, stari ng at the burglars are giving thanks to many The first incident occurred on the burglarized of a Technics casse tte area residents who left their homes 100 block of W. Main St. sometime wall, she almos t wi shes she smoked. A player and a Sherwood s te reo c igar ett e wo uld b e perfect now . Her unoccupied over the holiday between 5 p.m. Wednesday and 9 receive r, tota ling $ 600, som etime weekend. p.m. Thursday, police said. th oughts drift furth er and fu rt her away. betwe en 2 p .m . and 7 p . m. AAHH! FOCUS ! According to Newark Police Lt. Police said the unknown suspect Saturday. Alexander von Koch, university entered the residence, owned by two Then s he hears s om eth in g ove r th e An unknown suspec t broke into a brewing of the seco nd pot of caffeine. students may have been the hardest female university students, through a residence on the unit block of W. hit by the weekend's rash of kitchen window and removed $2,300 Kenny Rogers is hos ting th e America n Delaware Ave . sometime between 6 It' s Saturday night on a holid a y Mu s ic Award s (she left the T V on in the burglaries. of property including a video cassette p.m. Wednesday and 7 p. m. Sunday, The five incidents were spread recorder, a Sony compact di sc player weekend, and she's sitting home tryin g to other room). He's narra1in g pas t cli ps. removin g $2, 100 in property, collect at leas t one coherent th ought. It gets louder. "We are th e wo rld . We are across town, but in each crime, the and receiver, an Apple Macintosh including an I BM c omputer, v ictim was a university student, computer, primer and a stereo. Frustration set in hours ago, and she's th e children. we are the ones wh o make a keyboard and monitor, police said. not sure Webster 's even has a word for bri ghter day .. . " police said. Another incident occurred on .the The final stu dent's home Von Koch said he did not know if 200 block of Elkton Road someume what she 's f eel ing. She g lares at the see BURGLARIES page A7 sec M USIC page A3
CONTENTS INSIDE REVIEW On December1, Campus Flash.A2 Section 2 ...... B1 A campus law enforcement official 1988, jack Miles was Police Reports.A2 Music asked DUSC to poll students about appointed UD's letter from the Madness ...... B2 whether University Police should exec. director of the editor...... A2 The be allowed to carry guns. On A4. News Question ...... B2 WEATHER Commission to No one in rap can compare to Analysis ...... A2 Sports ...... B4 Calling all guards, calling all Promote Racial and the liquidly slickness that flows Greek Notes ... A4 Hens win ...... B4 guardsT Winter is officially upon Cultural Diversity. from the mouth of Snoop Doggy In Review & Opinion . . . us. Today's temperatures will be in Miles said he would the low·to-mi d 40s, with Jack Frost Dog. His newest album, work to increase • Hickey on Snoop Doggy Dog Doggystyle, takes gangsta rap to • Smith on justice moving in at night to the tune of understanding 30 degrees. Expect much of the a new, higher lever of quality. MILES between people. • Wherry on traveling same for Wednesday, with clouds. Check it ou t. On 81. A2 • THE RMEW • Novemeber 30, 1992
Letter from the editor A look at UD Wanted: A brand new · CAMPUS FLASH happenings staff for The Review could be the job for you. CLASSIC Roselle and Bruce Walker, Got some Siskel and Ebert : associate provost of admissions in your blood'! Try your luck ' SHAKESPEARE and student financial aid. By in Section 2. University students will be on Adrienne Keep in mind that things are : The Professional Theatre hand to discuss their college not as simple as they appear. ; Training Program (P'ITP) at the experiences and how they made Mand Yes, The Review should · university will present two the decision to attend the cover all student activities, but : Shakespearean favorites, "Romeo university. It's that time of year again. there is a difference 'Jetween : and Juliet" and "As You Like It" Information sessions will be covering newsworthy events : conducted by faculty and staff It happens twice, much like in rotating repertory from Dec. 3 and being a bulletin board for : from each of the university's clocks being set and football to 11. student groups. ; colleges, as well as the honors game wins in Tampa Bay. A beautiful love story filled Some criteria for · program, Housing and Residence The Review is now hiring a with passion and tragic mortality, determining a story's merit : "Romeo and Juliet" has become Life and Student Fmancial Aid. new staff. Don't get too excited. Most include timeliness, how many · synonymous with the word "love." people it affects, if there is a The poetic tale of star crossed THE ENERGIZER of our hated opinions - including Pearlman's -will dispute involved and its lovers, feuding families, comical SPEAKS proximity to campus. We are bawdiness and street brawls is one continue to grace the pages for another 30 issues. not a public relatit'ns service of the world's best-loved plays. Gwendolyn Goldsby Grant, for the university. "As You Like It," set in the psychologist, sex counselor, But the options are open for approximately 35 vacant slots Also, do not take for forest of Arden, is a charming, educator and lecturer known as on the page-two masthead. granted that this is a simple . romantic comedy combining the "The Energizer," will speak at the nine-to-five job. Try nine until : worlds of dream and reality. university at 7 p.m., Tuesday, The staff gene.rally is obtained from students in the nine the next morning, with · Full of sparkling repartee and Nov. 30, in the Rodney Room of journalism program, as these six meetings a week and delightful characters, the the Perkins Student Center. people learn reporting basics unpredictable last-minute enchanting romp follows Her free public lecture, "The pressures. Rosalind, disguised as a boy, as Black Family: How It Survived before they even reach our office. Their participation at However, Jeff and I will she offers to cure Orlando's and Where Do We Go From consider any serious lovesick pining for his absent Here," is part of the university's The Review is beneficial to their education, as well as to applications for staff that are sweetheart. continuing series on "The Black accompanied by writing "As You Like It" opens Friday, Family: A Priceless Resource." the paper as a whole. But that doesn't necessarily samples and demonstrate some Dec. 3 at 7:30p.m. and "Romeo Grant holds a bachelor's and understanding of the and Juliet" can be seen starting two master's degrees, a doctorate mean no one else on campus knows or could learn how to write. newspaper world. Saturday, Dec. 4 at 7:30p.m. in theology and a second doctorate Now before you run and All performances will take in education. In fact, this is a criticism often voiced through angry letters to order a subscription to The place in Hartshorn Theatre, Her talk concludes the lecture New York Times to hone your located at the comer of Academy part of the black family series, the editor and phone calls. "Any freshman could write journalism knowledge, this is Street and East Park Place in which ends Friday, Dec. 3, at 7 no promise or commitment to Newark. p.m. with the African Formal Ball better than the [expletive I you put in the paper!" we hear, not hire non-journalism students. to be held at the Holiday Inn in But hey, come to our office UD PREVIEW Wilmington. to demean freshmen. Fine. Show us. above the Boardroom before Both the lecture and the ball are Yes ladies and gentlemen, Saturday and show us what "An Evening with the sponsored by the Cultural you've got. University of Delaware," an Advisory Board, the Center for in an unprecedented move, we are opening our doors for information program for high Black Culture, the Office of applications from the student Letter From the Editor school students and their parents, Affumative Action and appears every other Tuesday will be presented at 7 p.m., Multicultural Programs and the body at large. Think The Review isn't and Friday in The Review. Thursday, Dec. 2, in Clayton Hall. Black American Studies THE RfVlEW /Walter M. Eberz covering enough campus Sponsored by the office of Program. A VAN WITH ALTITUDE! Delaware's Merel van Zanten Admissions, the program will groups? Apply to be a Student tosses up a shot in the Hens 67-571oss to Dynamo Sunday. feature talks by President David P. - Compiled by Sean Neary Affairs Editor. Interested in the inner workings of the UD hierarchy? Administrative News Editor An Associated Collegiate Press Four-Star All-American Newspaper
A review of President Clinton's rocky year Jeff Pearl man Editor in O!ief Adrienne Mand BY SCOTT ElLIS debate influenced many citizens battle. his first 10 days in office down . hopes. Executive Editor Staff reporter to support NAFT A. Disappointments for the year to 37 percent in June. Clinton has won more battles University students were not Despite the .drama of the included Clinton's economic His approval rating has than he has lost in this past year, Jason Garber Brandon Jamison Editori~ Editor Managins Editor the only ones to take a debate, N AFT A was not stimulus package and his attempt remained below majority since but if his success continues to Thanksgiving break last week. Clinton's most difficult and to liberalize military policy then. come at its current price, he may laura Fasbach Robyn Furman The holiday weekend marked politically risky fight. . toward gays. Furthermore, Clinton's lose the war. Rebecca Tollen the adjournment of the 103d The six-month battle over his So the pundits ask: Clinton disapproval rating has risen Six other Clinton-backed bills Manaeins Sped;ll Projecrs Editors Congressional session and also deficit reduction package may have won more battles than since January. More and more of made it through the Congress in · gave President Clinton a much determined for many citizens he lost, but did he win the right the public does not approve of the waning stages of the Walter M. Eberz needed respite after a difficult whether or not Clinton was an ones? Clinton's handling of his job so session. Maniif!ing l'flotography Editor legislative year. effective leader. Clinton's major victories, far. 0 The recent passage of the Several independent studies This bill split Congress along NAFT A and the deficit reduction Opinion polls may be Brady bill was a victory for all Kyle M. Madden have marked Clinton's first year plan, came at high cost. immaterial three years away pro-gun control lobbyists, who Advertising Director in office as successful, but just Both of these issues split the from the next election, but many have fought for its passage Eric Volker how successful? nation, and neither bill received political veterans agree that it is unsuccessfully for the past seven Mverlisin& Production Supervisor Most recently, Congress an overwhelming majority of never too early to think about years. approved the North American I I support. 1996. 0 Laws requiring businesses to News Analysis Gary Cox Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) They may have passed, but the Next on Clinton's agenda is grant workers up to 12 weeks Computet Networking AdminisUator but, as with so many bills country is still divided. the upcoming fight for passage unpaid leave for emergency Clinton has presented Congress, partisan lines, as the A large majority of the of the health care bill. child care. Sedric Toney its passage was not without Republicans unanimously nation's labor force did not This fight will prove more 0 Voter registration procedures Publicity Director difficulties. opposed Clinton's plan. Despite support the agreement, and, difficult than any of his earlier were eased. 0 Alicia Olesinski The emotionally-charged issue this, the Democrat' s plan subsequently, their support of Congressional battles. The Hatch Act, which lynn Schoenbeck of NAFT A was a difficult battle, prevailed. Clinton has also waned. Regardless of how successful prohibits civil servants from 8115iness Managers one which may not have been Clinton's track record for Aside from the divisions Clinton considers his first year participating in political won without the help of Vice major legislation has been NAFTA created, Clinton's in office, the true measure of his activities, was weakened to Advertising Representative ...... President AI Gore's success in shaky, which is evident from the public opinion polls have success will come in the next allow federal employees to work jeanine O'Donnell an unprecedented debate. narrow passage of both of his dropped since January. year. For a president who on their free time only. Copy Editors ...... Gore defended Clinton's free major bills. According to media sources, campaigned on a health care °Creating the National Service Christine Galasso trade policy with anti-NAFTA Passage of the reduction plan public approval of Clinton's reform platform, the passage of Program. Tracy l.argay advocate Ross Perot on the TV came down to a single vote in handling of the presidency have his reform package will make or 0 Providing aid to Russia and Trad Manza talk show Larry King Live. This the House, but Clinton won the dropped from 68 percent during break Clinton's re-election former Soviet republics. Sandy Ormsbee Melissa Tyrrell jennifer Yalese Entettainment Editcx ...... TCI MARKETING • TCI MARKETING • TCI MARKETING Glenn Slavin Features Editor ...... •...... •..•. WE'VE SCORED Uz l.ardaro Graphics Editors ...•...... Police Reports Jennifer Mills •New Year FOR '94 John Ottinger Truck stolen from between last Tuesday and News Editors .....•.•...... •.•...... Newark Police reponed that a red Wednesday. Stacey Bernstein College Square 1989 Mazda tw UD official asks Area youths nabbed Greek Roundup DUSC for gun poll ·for stealing autos University Po!X:e oo OOl carry 8WlS. Most Honoring Faculty A police officer crimes on campus are committed by BY BRIAN HICKEY conspiracy, criminal mischief' individuals from off campus, and Ciry News Editor and trespassing . says campus University Police cannot respond to an Four Newark area juveniles One of the suspects was also Panhellenic recognizes a leader. emergency situation in which deadly were arrested for the larceny of charged with driving without a The Panhellenic Council will fraternity stick out from others officers should be weapons are involved until they have automobiles from the Laird driver's license, University announce the recipient of the at the university. called Newn Police for bockup. he said. Campus residence parking lot Police Capt. Jim Flatley said. first "Faculty Member of the The truck, on sale for $2,000, armed. "Valuable time is wasted by having to about 3:30 a.m. Wednesday, Due to the general broadcast, Year" award at a 12 p.m. was purchased by Pi Kappa BY MELANIE w.NNAR!NQ call an outside agent," Wilsoo said "How New Castle County Police said. county police officers set up banquet today in the Ewing Alpha in 1986 and quickly Slill~ can [the university) be so backwards New Castle County Police check points in various locations room of the Perkins Student became a " symbol of A campus law enforcement official when it canes to everyday security?" spokesperson David Eastburn around Newark to spot the other Center. excellence" for the brotherhood, asked the Delaware Undergraduate Wilson said University Police a Attention Students & Faculty! Don't miss this opportunity to hear Jonathan Kessler, an expert on the Middle East peace process, discuss: ''Current Realities in a Changing Land- The Middle East since the Israel - PLO Accord'' DATE: Thursday, December 2, 1993 TIME: 7:30pm PLACE: 115 Purnell Hall This program is sponsored by DIPAC (Delaware Israel Public Affairs Committee) with help from Hillel and the Jewish Federation of Wilmington/JCRC November 30,1993 • THE REVIEW • A5 Health plan reformed BY MELANIE MANNARINO treatment. planned to be re-invested in St~ff Repo rter For an additional 60 days order to improve benefits for President Clinton ' s health of outpatient treatment, all. plan underwent some changes patients would be required to The eventual goal of the last week, before Congress pay 50 percent of the bills. Health Security Act is to adjourned for the year. Clinton ' s revised plan provide coverage and The original health care would also seek $124 billion accessibility to all plan's benefit package in Medicare savings between Americans, regardless of loss allowed for five free check 1996 and 2003, as opposed to of job or illness. ups for children between the the predicted deadline of By implementing a ages of six and 19 . 2000. If Medicare grew more universal health care plan The new plan adds a sixth than 1 percent faster than across the nation, the Health examination, three of which overall health spending, the Security Act plans to simplify are supposed to take place health secretary would advise the paperwork involved in between the ages of 13 and Congress on how to curb health care and emergencies, 19. spending. reducing the amount of claim These free exams are Savings in Medicare are forms to one general form. important because not all children are fully covered under their parents ' health insurance, said Geoff Suva!, a member of the White House Children to receive Health Reform staff. "Currently, it all depends THE REVIEW /Maximillian Gretsch on people's individual plan," discounted care RUN FOR THE MOUNTAINS! Montana quarterback Suva! said. Dave Dickinson takes off during his team's playoff loss. "Some may have high BY MELANIE MANNARINO throughout the state, are for deductibles or co-payments. Staff Reporter children who would otherwise But under the Health Security Delaware children age 18 and not have access to ongoing Act, these visits would be under are now able to receive professional health care. WALK TO U OF D covered completely." medical care at discounted rates Soule said four clinics are The comprehensive benefits at the A.I duPont Institute currently in operation in the of the Health Security Act, Children's Clinics. New Castle and Kent county TOWNE COURT APARTMENTS which would be provided to The Delaware Health and areas. all Americans, include Social Services and the "We hope to have two more *Balconies* Wall to Wall Carpet* Air Conditioned *Masonry preventative care, Nemours Foundation, which running by February and one prescription drugs, doctor established the clinics, amended dozen by the end of next year," Construction* Heat and Hot Water Included* Newly renovated visits, hospital, hospice and a recent agreement. he said. Apartments, Hallways and Laundry Rooms* Shuttle Bus home health care, ambulance Delaware will follow a Services for children at the and emergency services, "managed care" system. It will A.l. duPont Institute's Service to U of D* Quiet areas available by request, Ideal for mental health, vision and pay a discounted rate for visits Children's Clinics include: dental care. to the clinic. physical exams, diagnosis and students* On- site security* Apartments have study areas and The act also ensures that Under the Nemours' treatment of medical and people will be able to stay subsidized program, patients' surgical conditions, screening eat in kitchens* Outdoor tennis courts, basketball courts, pic under the care of their current families will pay for the visits for tuberculosis, blood pressure, doctors, or not be restricted on a slidin.~t scale based on cholesterol, sickle-cell anemia nic areas, and playground* Conveniently located within walk- when choosing a new one. income, said Phil Soule, and lead pOisoning. · Clinton's revisions also director of Medicaid in Counseling for patients and ing distance to shopping center, banks, and restaurants. guarantee mental illness and Delaware. their families is also available substance abuse patients This is especially beneficial, in the areas of feeding and EFFICIENCIES, ONE, TWO AND THREE BEDROOM APARTMENTS hospital coverage for 30 days Soule said, if the families don't nutrition, disease prevention 9 MONTH LEASES AVAILABLE per year. Patients would be have any insurance. and development and able to trade one day of The clinics, which are located behavior. hospital care for two days of Mon.-Fri. 9-6 * Sat. 10-4 *Sun. 12-4 outpatient intensive 368-7000 Off Elkton Rd. Rt. 2 From$348 The Christian Interested in a Master of Business Administration Degree? Science fight for ·life and death damages to the father of Ian The Department of Business Administration will hold Is it a question Lundmann. According to media sources, An Information Session on MBA Programs: of morality, or the mother of Lundmann tried to heal him with prayer after Accreditati on; Curriculum; Financial Aid; GMAT; just medicine? he fell into a diabetic coma. Lundmann died from the Undergraduate Degree; Work Experience and more . BY !EN DORAN diabetic coma and his father, Staff Reporter who is divorced from the They are known to watch mother, alleged that medical Tuesday, November 30, 1993 their own children die of treatment even two hours 5:30 p.m.-7:00 p.m. easily curable diseases for the before Lundmann's death sake of religious beliefs. would have saved him. 115 Purnell Hall They frown upon the cures This was the first case in of modern medicine and resort which a wrongful death For further information, please call831-2221 to spiritual healings to ease lawsuit resulted in damages their loved one's pain. against the Christian They are Christian Scientists. Scientists and they have been A more famous case forced to fight several legal concerning Christian Scienllst battles to defend their beliefs. beliefs was the trial that dealt According to the Christian with the death of another The Perkins Student Center Presents ... 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November 30, 1993 Warning: Exotic art comes to the university BY DAVID HOHLER Spanning three decades, by New York magazine in 1985, first St;Jfflll!porrer Malanga's career has gained gained recognition during the 1960s Audience members are warned to worldwide respect from members of when he worked with pop artist Andy use discretion when viewing the the art community. Warhol. He influenced many of the graphic nudity in the erotic poetry "His poetry is one of honor, paintings and ntms made in Warhol's and photography of internationally humanness and durability," fellow studio, known as the Factory. renowned poet, photographer and poet Muriel Rukeyser said. "He is one Malanga, 46, has written 23 books film-maker Gerard Malanga, who of the best poets of his generation." of varied subject matter, consulted on will visit the university Wednesday. Debra Miller, assist.ant professor of issues dealing with the life of Warhol Malanga will present his film, the MALS Program who arranged and worked as the photo archivist of "Vision," read his work "April Diary" Malanga's appearance, said it is a the New York City Department of and answer questions from the good opportunity for students to Parks and Recreation. Currently audience at a program sponsored by interact with someone who has had a residing in the Berkshires of western the depanments of an. art history, the profound influence on American art. Massachusetts, Malanga is a fellow at Perkins Student Center and the "Mr. Malanga has been involved Simon's Rock College. University Gallery. in changing the art world and Miller said Malanga's appearance The presentation, "Gerard culture's perception of sexuality," is a prelude to an upcoming eilibit of Malanga and Andy Warhol: Poetry Miller said. "He has advocated free the works of those who collaborated and Film," will begin at 6 p.m. in 100 expression in art throughout his closely with Warhol during the Kirkbride Hall, followed by a career." 1960s. reception at the University Gallery. Malanga, whose work was She said the exhibit will open early described as "voyeuristic and erotic" in 1996 at the University Gallery. THE REVIEW iMaximiliian Gretsch HIGH FIVE HENS! Delaware quarterback Keith Langan (13) celebrates with spread end Keita Malloy during the Hens 49-48 win over Montana in the 1-AA playoffs Saturday. It's just around the corner ... Newark psychic looks into our annual the future on Elkton Road friends unti I she was 19 years requested - crystal energy Andrews: 'I old. readings. DECEMBER In addition to helping friends, Although Andrews said many was gifted with Andrews now consults with clients seek advice about university students, who happiness and jobs, "It's this ability to comprise about 50 percent of basically more about love." BOOKBUY! her clientele, as well as clients All of Andrews' sessions are who travel from New Jersey, conducted on a one-on-one help others.' Pennsylvania, New Yo rk and basis , and she has done a few BY ASHLEY MANCINELLI North Carolina. private parties, she said. Join us in the new Starr Reporter After having been involved Although Andrews would not With exams approaching, with psychic reading for 20 reveal the names of any of her many students look toward years, Mrs. David also helps clients, many students on Student Center Gallery friends and advisers for people from all across the world campus have been to other guidance. But some choose to and has received letters from psychic advisers. go to a complete stranger for Aruba and the West Indies. Audrey Haussman (AS FR) See you soon! assistance - a psychic reader. "I make time for my said she went with a group of Mrs. David Andrews offers clientele," she said. friends to a psychic near Asbury her psychic ability to those in "I prepare my schedule so I Park, N.J . need from Andrews Astrology always have time for my "A group of us just went for on Elkton Road, where it was clients, and I don't charge by fun, for curiosity," she said. Dec. 10 9:30-5:30 Dec. 18 10:00-5:00 established five years ago. time." "She knew names of certain Dec.20,21 9:30-5:30 "I believe I was gifted with Clients pay for the type of people and that was interesting, Dec. 11 11:00-3:00 this ability to help others ," reading they receive, she said. but other things were basic." Dec. 13-17 9:30-5:30 Dec.22 9:30-8:00 Andrews said. Prices for readings, which are Andrews said: "I'm sure there "This is not something I do all private and confidential, are some good and some bad . for a living." range from $20 for a palm It's that way for everything." Andrews, known as Mrs . reading up to $75 for a crystal However, she said, "This is -i_ University Bookstore David to her clients, discovered reading, she said. something I was gifted with, PERKINS STUDENT CENTER GALLERY her ability at the age of 14 when She provides psychic it's not something I've II she realized she could "receive readings in the form of tarot learned .. energies" from people and could cards, palm readings, psychic "I will continue to help foresee future events. But, she and astrological readings by people as long as my ability did not begin to actually help birthdate and the most enables me," she said. COMING THIS WINTER Eclnas '93 Run "d gun hoops faster than light WE WRAP, Going home between semesters or graduating and don't know what to do with all your stuff? WE PACK, CHRISTMAS CONCERT Does lt sec;m like you'have more things going home than you brought with you? THURSDAY, DEC 2. at 8:00 P.M. WE SHIP NEWARK HALL FEATURING: [J ~:~~~~~~. ~to get your things home safe and sound. THE POOR RICHARDS PACKAGING--iiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiii--iiiiiiii--lillii--.-..SERVICES PLUS. FROM We pack lt, wrap it, and ship it ••. the right way. FRANKLIN & MARSHALL COLLEGE PLEASI-: ACCEPT THIS GIFT FOR College Square Shopping $4.50 STUDENTS $1.00 OFF Center 1\ny ll.ttppfi«"~ or scn•iccs of .$5 or morT Newark, Delaware 19711 POI"tfilJit~ stamp., not lndwt~d ('.,annot two Phone (302) 456-9550 combtnffl with any othrr off~r FAX (302) 456-9552 Rf'drrmnblr ot obovr store only. November 30, 1993. THE REVIEW. A7 Budget Burglaries Thefts continued from page A 1 continued from page A4 continued from page A 1 vtctlmized over the break was on The officers on the scene were the 400 block of Wollaston able to catch the driver of the from state, federal and private Ave., police said. vehicle and the Delaware State sources. Police said the door to the Poli ce K-9 unit was brought in to The other side of the balance residence may have been find the passenger. sheet, university expenditures, is unlocked, allowing the suspect The dogs were able to track the equally diverse. to remove an AT&T answering suspect from the car to his hiding Spending on instruction and machine and Sony compact disc spot under a parked car two blocks departmental research amounted • and cassette player, valued at away in th e Brooksdale Plaza to $129,873,661 this year, 43 $480. Apartments. percent, of total educational and Police are activel y The driver of the vehicle, who general expenditures. investigating each of thes e resides in Brooksdale Plaza Academic support, such as the cases, but no arrests have been Apartments, was arrested and library and computing services, made in connection with any of charged with possession of stolen cost $18,447,563 , while the the Thanksgiving burglaries. property, conspiracy, criminal university distributed impersonation, reckless driving, $22,909,711 in student aid . failure to stop, resisting arrest and "If I were a student at the driving without a license. university, the question I would The passenger was charged with ask is 'How much is going to DIE REVIEW. rece iving stolen property, administration?'" Middaugh said. conspiracy and resisting arrest. The answer is $25,790,513, or The juveniles were arraigned at 8.5 percent of education and READ IT. Court II, but bail information was general expenditures. not available. Apart from these calculations are auxiliary operations, which include Dining Services, the , University Bookstore, residence halls and health services. Combined, these contributed a profit of $2,427,022 to the university's budget this fiscal year. The cost of operating these services was $50,044,342, while revenues came to $52.471.346. "These are, by definition, self supporting," Middaugh said. In other areas of Facts and Figures, Fall 1993 enrollment totaled 21,735 students. which included IS ,617 undergraduates and 3,083 graduate students. Average salaries were $69,000 for full professors and $52,500 for all ranks. In addition, the university land inventory totaled 2,482 acres as of September 1993. Copies of Facts and Figures can be obtained from the office of institutional research and planning. UNIVERSITY. OF DELAWARE Hawaii? Cal·ifornia? Colorado? New Mexico? 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WEDNESDAY, DEC. 1 Two important handbooks are available for you to pick up either at the student BoB CARPENTER CENTER center information desk or the Dean of Seating will begin at 7:15 p.m. Student's Office(218 Hullihen Hall): Tickets to the talk, $5 * Off- Campus Student Handbook • (includes useful tips and landlord • tenant codes) Tickets on sale with ID to University community, Nov. 18, 19, 22, 23, 29 and 30, * Official Student Handbook from 10 a.m. - 4 p.m., at Mitchell Hall box office 1993-94 · (includes the student code of conduct and off-campus judicial Remaining tickets on sale to the general public, Nov. 29-30, policy-information you are at Bob Carpenter Center box office required to know.) Dean of Student's office, 218 Hullihen Hall Talk in conjunction with Fifth Annual 831-8939 Black Achiever in Business and Industry Awards Dinner Proceeds to benefit Walnut Street branch of YMCA A8 • THE REVIEW . November 30, 1993 Brady Bill signed Review Sports. you continued from page A3 5.4 percent this September. Sweat while read. "We would love to say this To subscribe to The Review for the 1993-94 which leads to the disapproval of shows [criminals) are being a customer incl udes being discouraged from buying guns," academic year, make out a $15 check to The convicted of a felony, a crime he said, "but the felony clause in Review and send it to: The Review resulting in physical injury or a disapprovals was not put in place 8-1 Student Center; University of Delaware drug crime or being commilled until midway through 1992." Newark, De. 19716 for a mental disorder. Thomas added th a t instant Thomas said commiuals for background checks in Delaware mental disorders are listed have lead to the apprehension of regardless of who commiued the 185 people warranted for crimes person. including child negligence and Del Grosso said th e instant theft. background chec k process is Now that the namesake bill has WHEN YOU CAN'T BREATHE, fairly reliable but needs to be f inished its rocky passage updated. through Congress, many credit its NOTHING ELSE MATTERS® "In one case I know of, a lady success to the hard work of th e had a mental problem but she Bradys. committed herself, not the state," "Jim Brady is a close personal For information about lung disease such as asthma, tuberculosis, he said. friend who worked as my press "That information wasn ' t secretary before serving in the and emphysema, contact your local Lung Association avail able to the state and shows White House," Roth said . they need to up grade what is "Over the past I 0 years, I have required in a background check." watched him as he has Thom as s aid the rates of courageously worked to =t= AMERICAN LUNG ASSOCIATION. customer d isapprovals have overcome an act of sensel ess dropped from 8 .5 6 percent in violence commiued against him 1991 to 6. 01 percent in 1992 to with a handgun." Books for the buying ATTENTION •• continued from page A4 other students as well. Cate Parsons (CE JR) said if "They seem to buy back a lot there is a long I i ne i n the of books that the universi ty Student Center, she will go to FINANCIAL AID RECIPIENTS'' won't buy back," she said. Delaware Books. Hillary Tucker (AS SO) said However, some people do not she dislikes the c rowds in the mind the crowds at the Student Student Center during the end of Center. the semester and prefers to go to K imberly Dev l in (NU SO ) Delaware Books. said she usually waits in the If you filed the 1993/94 FAFSA, you should receive a "They give you more money long lines because she likes to for your books," Tucker said. receive something rathe r than "I'm usually one of two or three nothing. renewal form to complete from the Processing people in there." "I like to get at least some of Crowds can be a deterrent for my money back in the end ." Center. 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" -- 1' ~,HAT GANG5TA .RAP'1 WoUlD l ~oUND ' Lik'~ .W'iTHoOT Review & Opinion ,Pe:rr:Rt:Nce:s To 't~.rc~r5·', Tuesday Novemoer-30, 1993 Page A10 GuNS QND DE:~Tl-1~ Inner city cries What do these men have in sheets are considered? common? As ignorant and one-sided as that Snoop Doggy Dogg may be, it is the truth. Tupac Shakur Unfortunately, Snoop et al arc not Flavor-Flav exaggerating the situation in Los Dr. Ore Angeles or actually, any major inner Other than having successful rap city. careers, careers that have brought them Also unfortunately, this is the only millions of dollars, these men have had way they can call attention to the numerous run-ins with the police. problems that they had faced every In fact, Snoop Doggy Dog and day and still continually do so. Tupac Shakur have not only headlined Their constant trouble with the law in music concens, but have, in recent is not as much a reflection upon them times, headlined in the newspapers. as much it is an indictment of the Two weeks ago, Snoop Doggy situation they grew up in. Dogg was indicted for the murder of Even after they obtain all the money Phillip Waldemariam, a man who and power, they are still set in the John Ottinger supposedly threatened Snoop several same situation, the same times. neighborhoods, the same friends and Shakur has been arrested for even the same problems. allegedly shooting two off-duty police This would explain why Snoop, Defining justice; reasons for death penalty officers and in a separate incident, Shakur and Ore haven't been able to allegedly holding down a woman escape run-ins with law. It is a were left without choice, without h~. standing while two others allegedly took symbolic cry for help coming from the "Ladies and gerulemen of the jury ... in froot of a bluer, greedy woman in that rotting advantage of her with acts of sodomy. inner cities. You are not gathered here to judge a man. Commentary landfill. What would you have dooe? Much attention has been given to Their music is their way of You are gathered here to judge a system You Ladies and gentlemen, I say Mr. Jooes is a these situations, as well as the other expressing themselves as much as a are gathered here to judge yourselves. For in By jason societal mirror. Look at him and you see what run-ins with the law of gangsta-rap newspaper expresses its opinion in some small way, each and every person in this society is capable of creating. Look at him, and editorials. room is liable for Mr. Jooes' acL Nathaniel stars, such as Dr. Ore. you see your own small pan in his actions. Does this gangsta-rap, which is But unlike The New York Times, He is, after all, a product of society. A Smith Ladies and gentlemen, I say Mr. Jooes is a style that describes the true inner city their editorials go unnoticed by the product of ~pressioo. A man who did what he scapegoat for society's greed. He's a scapegoat life of drugs, drive-by shootings, people who can help them, the had to do to survive in a world which doesn't for the Mrs. Smiths of the world. police brutality, black-on-black politicians in Washington. give a damn about him Ani so, Mr. Jones picked up his old, rusty And I say he's innocent And if you look in violence and other problems, cause This music isn't destructive, the Not ooe of us is innocenL Remember thaL rifle frcrtt the car and pointed at Mrs. Smith. He your hearts, I think you'll agree." even more problems than it describes? rappers aren't necessarily totally Now when Mr. Jones drove up to the landfill didn't even know why he was doing this. All he Who knows? destructive. that faithful fall day, he had no intent of killing knew was that he was mad. All he knew was that Litigation. Lawyers. Lies. This garbage But one thing is cenain, gangsta rap The system is destructive. Mrs. Smith. In fact, he had just stolen the car ne that gun was the ooly piece of power he had lefL costs us millions per year. It taxes every receives a plethora of attention by the It is time for the media and was driving and was probably mae scared than Ladies and gentlemen, do you know what it's segment of our society, raising insurance costs, media and rap fans, but nearly none by politicians to refocus their attention anything. like to be completely powerless? paranoia, lowering every American's faith in the politicians. toward the problems of the inner city, Do you know what it's like to be scared? Well, that gun was all Mr. Jares had. And so system On Capitol Hill, would you think then the likes of Snoop, Shakur and Mr. Jooes sure knows. He was scared as hell he pointed it at Mrs. Smith, not meaning to do As long as bull like the above mock trial the likes of Tupac, Snoop and Dre will Ore would not have to be outspoken and that's why he brought the gun. He didn't her any harm, and he looked into her eyes and he occurs in this natim, as loog as guilty slime like be taken seriously, after their police symbols of a negatively-portrayed bring it to cause anybody harm saw the callousness and the cruelty in her eyes Mr. Jones can murder without fear fer their own rap sheets as well as their musical rap gangsta-rap world. Arxl what a pathetic gun it was: old, rusty, and he thought of his sad life and of his dead lives, then I say there is no justice in America. with a cracked stock. Inaccurate too. You see, father who abused him when he was six and of Justice is a balance of actioo and debL You Mr. Jooes couldn't afford a nice gun. He wasn't his girlfriend who had ditched him because he break the law, you are in debt to society. No nearly as well off as you and me. In fact, he was had no job and he looked at his haOO, shaking, excuses. You lie, you cheat, you steal, you kill din poor. Unemployable because of wouros he and he pulled that trigger, ladies and gentlemen. youpay. received in Vietnam defending our precious He pulled it because it was the last thing left to That means we should be using the death country. do. penalty consistently and in a timely manner. It The Review's policy for guest columnists Well, ladies and gentlemen, when Mr. Jones He pulled that trigger because society gave means viewing criminals as debtors and not got to that landfill, frightened, in a stolen car, him no other optioll giving them all the privileges of citizenship. carrying that old gun, and when he saw Mrs. I say if you are in jail for murder, you should Th~ R~view welcomes guest editorial columns from students and other members of He didn't know what he was doing. He was Smith, dressed in her nice clothes, carrying that the university community. a frightened, defenseless animal. He had no idea lose your right to vote. Columns should be 750 words in length and be relevant to the affairs of the fat purse, he did what any of us might have dooe. that his old gun would do what it did to Mrs. I say if you rape a young girl, you shouldn't university, the nation or the world. He asked her for a dollar. Just one dollar ladies Smith. He had no idea that with a twitch of the get a posh healthcare plan which will pay to If interested, call Jason Sean Garber, Jeff Pearlman or Adrienne Mand at 831-2774. and gentlemm Just ooe dollar. fmger that woman's life would end remove birthmarks and will cap your teeth in AM Mrs. Smith, a prominent political figure Because, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jones gold in the nearby town of Smallville, a woman paid was a peaceful man. A peaceful man in the I say that jail rioters should be shoL twice as much as you or I, looked at Mr. Jooes, wroog place at the wrong time. I say that any lawyer who knowingly defends saw his ragged clothes, his scared eyes, his thin And when he saw that Mrs. Smith was dead, a guilty person should be liable for the same Editorial Staff frame. AM what did she say to him that fateful what did Mr. Jones do? Did he laugh like a punishment as the client This is just This is day? hardened criminal? Did he kick her? No. Ladies justice. jason Sean Garber, editorial editor/columnist Jeff Pearlman, editor in chief/ columnist Did she give him a dollar? No. She told Mr. and gentlemen, Mr. Jones just stood there and Now some say it is not for humankind to Rich Campbell, columnist Greg Orlando, columnist Jones, a man caught in the jaws of a heanless cried. Like a little kid. judge the criminal. Some say let God decide. Gary Geise, columnist John Ottinger, cartoonist system, to get lost And now you, ladies and gentlemen, are Okay. Let him Let's get those criminals to Brian Hickey, columnist jason N. Smith, columnist Ladies and gentlemen, what a greedy lady asked to judge Mr. Jones. You are asked to god as quickly as possible. Zap. liz Lardaro, columnist Rebecca Tollen, columnist Mrs. Smith was. She could have given Mr. judge this man not only m what he did but on J. Matthew O' Donnell, columnist Rob Wherry, columnist Jones $100 dollars, but in~tead she didn't even whyhedidiL jason Nathaniel Smith's editorial columns give him a dime. Not a penny. If you were scared. If you were poor. If you appear Tuesdays in The Review. Demanding respect for employees Role models: Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg? before I got off work Wednesday. assistant sports editor at The Review, Nobody takes the time to look into Well, those stars idolized are So Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, which paid on the last Friday of the the streets of Compton, Crenshaw, indicative of the situation of the Commentary Saturday and Sunday I had no money. month. Commentary or even North Philadelphia. slums and ghettos of America. Zero. But this discrepancy of paydays did Another classic quote: "Hey, I Snoop Dogg is idolized because By Mary All because the university can't not keep the university from insisting wouldn't even think about walking he is a symbol of where he is predict where I can pick up my on paying me on one check. It just kept By Brian on those streets in the day. I'm from. Desmond paycheck. me from knowing when, as well as Hickey white and they' II come and rob or He is Compton and Crenshaw. At the Boardroom, I am expected to where, I was to be paid. kill me." And he is a success story to show up for work on time, get my job But the mess on the last day of Nobody who would say these these kids, and if they follow in done professionally and act like there is school last year had nothing to do with things could possibly have a clue his footsteps, they will be a hero I got a call from my sister-in-law the When I was younger, I dreamed nothing in the world I'd rather be doing as to what is going on in these to the nation. other day, inviting me out with her and the fact that I had two jobs. of throwing a football like Ron than getting professors their iced teas. It had to do with the fact that they areas. If educational programs are a group of friends Friday night. Jaworski and hoped one day I My employers, in return, are gave my paycheck to the wrong The African~American youth in implemented, along with many It sounded great, especially since my could dunk like Dr. J. sister-in-law and brother were only in expected to pay me. person. some of these communities is other improvements, that would One of my friends thou,ght he lookin,g for someone to relate to. take too lon2 to list now. tP,e town for the Thanksgiving weekend, And when they fail to do that, I had planned to use this last was Dan Fouts, the best repeatedly, I have to question the paycheck. which was really two checks someone who knows what is going symbol of hope for these kids, w1ll and I won't see them again until the quarterback ever, and seemed to on. not be a gangsta rapper who sings very busy Christmas holidays. amount of respect given to student combined because they had messed up really believe that he was Steve workers at the university. my prior paycheck, for my new This is where Snoop Doggy about smoking ganja and forcing But I turned her down. Carlton when we were playing Dogg, Dr. Dre, Eazy E, etc. come women to have sex with him. The same thing happened Saturday If President Roselle or a professor's apartment's security deposit. wiffleball in the schoolyard. paycheck was misplaced, they would But when I arrived at the Housing into play. The true hero will be someone night, but this time I also turned down I would be hard pressed to find Many of these children do not who gets out of South Central, my friends Julie and Jeff when they not expect him to just wait out the and Residence Life office, they someone who grew up without holidays until the paycheck office searched through piles and piles of have a father figure to look up to. goes to a college, and makes a called. role model. Bigots can be heard saying that decent living which enables him No, I wasn't ruining my social life opens on Monday. paychecks, until they reached the We look up to these people as The university realizes President conclusion they had given my it is because the men have no to support his wife and family. because I wanted to write the 25-page all-powerful, righteous heroes responsibility and run around, Unfonunately, that day will not paper I told them I really, really should Roselle and the faculty members paycheck to the wrong person. who can do no wrong. depend on their paycheck. They have AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGOH! impregnating as many women as be here for a long time, since the work on. It is healthy to paper our walls possible. government of the United States It was because I was completely, responsibilities. Well, TIIJ problem, I said. Just cancel with posters of these heroes. Our What the university doesn't realize, it and write me a new one . Perhaps if bigots could put will not provide the necessary utterly flat broke. role models were the product of themselves into that situation, capital. Nobody even paid Or more specifically, because the apparently, is that so do I. Oh , we're sorry, they said. That our environments, we idolized I have rent, food and utilities to pay would be an extremely long process, their opinions would change pretty attention until the riots forced university didn't have my paycheck on what we saw everyday. quickly. them to. payday. Again. for, not to mention the hundred other and quite frankly, th£ university never Today, however, the faces have expenses that crop up throughout the does thai. It is unfortunate that many of But, nobody, and I mean As an editor at The Review and a changed from Walter Payton and these kids are growing up with no nobody has the right to tell a kid waitress at the Boardroom, I make week. This is not a matter of not being But h£re' s th£ girl's name, number Mike Schmidt, to Snoop Doggy able to afford a third round at the Deer and address. (Pay attention, here's the father figure, but no public service in Compton that Snoop Dogg can exactly enough to pay my rent, pay my Dogg and Mike Tyson. announcement in the world will not be his hero, or that Ice Cube is utilities and suppon my steady diet of Park. kicker .. .) You just write to her, and Let's think about it for a College students are too often sh£'11 mail you your ch£ck. change that. just a rabble-rouser causing Wheaties for two weeks. minute, and I'll run the risk of It's about time the government problems. The key words here are TWO looked at as living the easy life off of I was so dumbfounded I didn't say a sounding racist by stating the Mom and Dad. If that were true, I word. puts money into these I don't care that he is pending WEEKS. Not two weeks and one day, opinion that some hold. communities. No, not in the form murder charges for driving a car and deflllitely not three weeks. wouldn't have held on to my I just accepted it. The black community in Boardroom job when they lowered our What the hell I was thinking, I don't of liquor and gun stores, as they in a drive-by shooting. He But because the university insists on American cities look up to these have been in the past. symbolizes what is going on in the combining my two jobs onto one pay from $5 .50 to $4.75 three weeks know . I should have blown up right people because they are bad. after we were hired. there in the payroll office, and not in It has to start at the ground slums every single day of the year. paycheck, every payday I spend more I adamantly disagree with this level with education and health That is reality for these kids, and time trying to track down my check (They had frrcd the dishwasher, and the car ride home like I really did. statement, but it is commonly would only pay us the same wage of Not that I believe in temper care. There has to be some sort of it is all that they have ever known. than I do spending it. held. base for the community to launch So, until the government does I have been told there is no way I $550 if we, the servers, staned doing tantrums. In fact, I'm very bad at them. Everybody thinks they are an I from. something to help this · can know where to pick my check up, dishes. So now earn a whopping But I do believe student workers expert on how to clean up the $5 .50 and have dishpan hands.) should stand up and make the It is much easier said than community, instead of just giving because it depends on who puts my ghetto and the people in it. done, and I am not the first to say a wei fare check at the end of hours into the computer last. The most glaring example of the administration 1reat us with the same Here are some quotes that I little respect given to student workers respect, especially in regards to matters this. every month, nothing is ever That makes no sense. have overheard: When education is set up, going to change. This week, for example, my ARA was evident to me on the last day of as important as our paychecks, as they "They don't know any better." school last semester. would give any adult. children will grow up with a much Actually, let me rescind that manager told me she didn 't have my "Why don't we just blow up the better chance of improving their there will be change, and it will b~ check, so she guessed it was at The All last year, I had the same Because whether they like it or not, difficulty with payday because I held ghettos?" standard of living than they have for the worse. Review. that is what we are. "Let them rot . They did it to two university jobs. I was a Resident now. Well , fine, except that the place themselves." How does this relate to role Brian Hickey's editorial columns where I pick up my check closed early Assistant. which paid on the 15th and Mary Desmond is an associate neiNS Who truly has the problem the 30th of each month, as well as an editor of The Review. models? appear Tuesdays in The Review. for the holiday, and I couldn't get there here? November 30,1993 • THE REVIEW.A11 Thinking of life and America's rail cities en route home the entire Wilmington train station someone staring out the window of a steel eyeballing a black canvas, and all of the Boston, the other takes off for Hartford. signaled the arrival before the mufned bullet traveling at 80 mph towards Boston. sudden a strange reflection would alert All I know is that it takes 20 minutes for Commentary voice of the Amtrak employee had time to "Trenton makes, the world takes," is the you to a wall 10 inches outside. the cake to bake. alen the crowd. first thing that pricks you in the eye when Dead reckoning. After the young gentleman captured my By Rob Getting on the train is like battling the you hit northern Jersey. Thank God for Connecticut. attention, I picked up on others talking frustrated shopper in the supermarket line; I'd say the world has taken from Jersey, I've destroyed a car there, locked my louder than they thought. Very bad train Wherry as soon as another one opens, its a free for especially the trai n system. If you pay keys in a running car while taking a piss etiquette, never show any emotion. all. Find the seat quick, when the steel strict attention to detail, something is out there, drove at exceedingly high speeds One young boy behind me questioned caterpillar starts moving, you're in trouble. of place in Jersey. The train cuts across the there, but it's a beautiful state. his Mom constantly with random thoughts. I'm heading home. Always a window seat, and always on state like a war surgeon struggling to make Yes, I wish I had the red shark, it would "Do you think they can see us as good I've got to leave and find my way, take the left hand side. For some strange rca~ on a clean cut. Al l yo u sec are a bandon get me through Connecticut, charge me as we see them?" he asked as anolher train a train for the holidays. the people who planned out the railroad factories, boarded windows, a pee-wee through the Merit Parkway. But for now passed. A ride we all experience. It comes in put all the interesting views on ~at side. football team playing on di rt, th e grass the Patriot was doing fine. Two older ladies battled over train the brown paper package along with your As to what's on the other, I don't want to stripped to the bone from years of abuse . There is only one problem. trivia and knowledge of the set college education. know. You never pass a beautiful mansion, see Every small town with a heanbeat and a destinations. This time I'll head for Connecticut for I never talk. a fancy car, any resemblance forecasting restored Victorian rail station is given "You know this goes to Hartford?" the fun of it. I'll pick up my Mom's car I just stare out the window. wealth. Poverty is the rails neighbor, with justice on the ride. Yes, I know that." when I get there. This case was no different, the man misery Jiving down th e strccL. Then you get to New Haven, the hub of "They changed it you know, it goes to Something, a mystery to all who travel, beside me ask the typical question, "Do New York is the dark pi t of the Earth. the northeastern corridor. For some reason Hanford now. sinks into your mind when the realization you ride the rail often?" Someone gathered up all th ings poor, they picked the Ivy walls of Yale to "!know that. I know that." arrives that you are headed somewhere. "Yeah, and I'm so high right now, depressed, dark, old, frai l and filtered them shadow the yard where the train splits in "Its not like before." Any destination, whether new, usual, or you're head looks like a yellow peanut." through a huge sifter, just like Mom usc to two . "I know that. I know that. I know that." old, sparks the same emotions like the That usually gives me total silence for do with flour. The rema in s party What? The only smile of the trip planted on my excitement of asking a girl out only to be the rest of the trip, the way I prefer it. I'm underground and greet every train. I never knew what was going on, until I face after the two finished their bickering. rejected. just not in the mood, the ride leaves too Penn is scary. Penn is dark. The train watched this young gentleman sitting a Finally, like an unexpected check in the When you take a seat on this ride, it's much time to think, and for someo~e to definitely stops too long there, shift couple of seats ahead of me. He would mail, my stop arrived. Mystic, a lovely two-fold, nip-flop, hand-in-hand. You're disturb the process, ruins the entire change I always though!. rock back and forth constantly, talking into little town with a lovely little Main Street happy to be heading home, but at the same e1lCursion . The station never seems to e nd. I the air or to the lady in back of him, it took and a lovely little seapon. time depressed because you're leaving "What am ,I doing with my life?" watched these two guys, rags for clothes, me awhile to figure it out. But he kept All too lovely for me. college- you're growing up. "Where will I be in ten years?" disappear into th e black mi st. mentioning the stop in New Haven, he Back to New York . This ride was no different. "When will I meet my wife?" Whatever. wanted to see the engines. The I I :07 to Boston arrived on time. "Will I find a job or be rich?" When the train starts moving again, the Oh , okay. Rob Wherry's editorial columns appears The rumbling over head which vibrated Its bizarre what pops into the head of darkness doesn't disappear. You could be In New Haven, half the train goes to Tuesdays in The Review. Just say no to school prayer, Barney What's wrong with conservatis01 Good evening and a Snoop our. family .. . " Congress passed the Brady bill other way . Doggy Dogg to you and yours. Commentary Of course, though, Barney la st week. Finally. After a decade When I mentioned America •s Anyway, last Wednesday in won' t be as delusional and as of de lays due to certain Commentary religious heritage, one person Jackson, Mississippi, a high By jason confusing as the Super-Satan conservative elements, a much responded with, "They had school principal was fired for Searcher himself, good ole' Rev. needed restraint to the violent By Rich slaves." permitting a student-initiated Sean Chambers. madness gripping our country Campbell To which I replied, "Every age prayer to be read over the Garber People like Rev. Chambers are passed. has its sins." Just because the intercom for three consecutive in reality more dangerous and Frankly, I don't understand the colonials had slaves doesn't mean mornings. demonic than those he hunts, motivation of those opposing the they're wrong on everything else. The prayer read: "Almighty beliefs. such as Barney. bill named for former Reagan for affirmative action and an Just because we don't doesn't environmentalist. He's pro-life; God, we ask you bless our And if an individual decides After all, here is a professional press secretary James Brady and mean we 're right, either. We have he's one of them. parents, teachers and country he or she do not want to hear a clergyman, no doubt with a endorsed by his former boss. greed, drive-by shootings, drugs, Read Village Voice columnist throughout the day. In your name school prayer, then that person significant influence over some Does it surprise you I would abortion ... not exactly righteous. Nat Hentoff if you' need proof of we pray. Amen." should not have to be subjected people, who condemns a purple, ta ke s uc h a stand? If it does, But on to other issues: Bishop Knox, the now-former to their personal hell. playful dinosaur and for what? perha ps it ' s because you have liberal pro-lifers. Or take a look at The gay "threat?" Well, I do principal of Wingfield High If religion is, in fact, private, Attention? pigeonholed me as a member of some of the statements issued by believe homosexuality is not School, apparently took a poll of then it should remain personal Who knows? But the truth is, (drumroll pl ease) the Religious U.S. Catholic Bishops on God's best purpose for people. the students to see if they would and out of public school in any Rev. Chambers is onl y a n Ri ght (o h no, no/that!) economic issues. Or take a look at But frankly, a Jot of the religious be in favor or against this prayer and all circumstances. example of what is wrong wi th Well, I am here to forever "Just Life," an evangelical right has taken some fringe to be read each morning. If a parent wants their child to some of today's religious leaders. dispel that myth, at least partially. organization linking together pro radicals of the gay rights Supposedly, an overwhelming Jearn religion, or if a child wants Some of these evangeli cal Not all born again, evangelical, life, against death penalty and movement and characterized all majority (490-96) approved of to bathe in religion there are leaders tell people what the y Bibl e-be lieving fanatical disarmament issues. homosexuals as such. But back to myself. Am I a the prayer and wished it to be other options: enroll in a private want to hear, show them wh at proselytiz ing anti-choice religious Former Surgeon General C. conservative? According to read. Thus, Knox felt compelled religiously instructed school, set they want to see, which in tu m, zealots, I ike me, arc necessarily Everett Koop related in his to allow it. up a private after-school club or enables the leader to gain more conservativ e through and through. Webster's, conservative means autobiography that certain (not all Subsequently, his approval led say the prayers in the morning power. Now d on ' t get me wrong . I "tending to preserve established by any means) Reagan White to his dismissal. before school at home, in private. By twisting certain words in have ple nty of problems with traditions or institutions and to House staff members objected to At first glance, with such a The Constitution guarantees a the Bible, or by placing odd some of what is called liberalism resist or oppose any changes in his mention of condoms as an huge disparity in the voting, it freedom of religion, the Supreme interpretations on event s these (a subject for a future column). these." By this definition, then, on AIDS preventative . "Let them would seem justified to allow Court has guaranteed this as well people abuse their power in order But like mo st Americans, I am some issues I am a conservative, rot" was their attitude toward this prayer to be broadcast. by not enforcing a school prayer. to gain more. wh at you might call a menu voter. on others, no. gays.Not very Christian if you ask For example, I don't think the However, this country was not Look at cult leaders - David I pick and choose according to the me. created with only the majority in And, ah! In a strange twist of Koresh, for example. What is the issue and the candidate . I don't 60s were one huge mistake. Back The death penalty? mind. The Bill of Rights along fate, Barney, the purple difference, except Koresh may necessarily swallow the to the sterile materialism of the Ambivalent. I am not totally with subsequent amendments monstrosity of a dinosaur, is, in have been a little more extreme Republican party line any more 50s, where men, like John Wayne, against it, but the cheering have tried to insure the rights of fact, in allegiance with Satan. in his warped ways? than the Democratic one. stuffed their feelings, threw brigades who turn out for every themselves into their career and the minority, no matter how Well at least according to the Jim Bakker, Jerry Falwell, Of course, not· all execution sicken me. ignored the home; when women small the group may be. honorable Rev . Joseph Oral Roberts have all deceived Republicans/Democrats swallow Hawk or dove? Depends. lived for nothing other than And because, the Supreme Chambers, who hails from the thousands of people. their party lines either. That ' s Patriotism is not a dirty word (l Coun in 1962 outlawed a prayer Bible-belting southern city of Open your eyes. Not a ll wh y there are things like platform making sure their floors had a guess that makes me conservative, in school, Knox's removal as Charlotte, N.C .. religious leaders are as honest fi ghts . Really, it's rather silly to superior-to-her-neighbors waxy huh?). I am not a total pacifist, shine? Hardly. principal was justified. How convenient for Satan to and as visionary as they claim to assume that 200 some m illion but probably 90 percent of Or take Vietnam. People Those 96 students who associate himself with Barney. be. Americans can be reduced to one history's wars weren't black and criticized Bill Clinton for taking distinctly did not wish to hear a It is real ingenious. Of course, not all religious of two party platforms. Look at white moral struggles. Some evil part in a protest rally in Moscow school prayer had their rights Think about it. Barney, who leaders are warped and are, in Congress; it 's a miracle anything dictators only respect strength. during that infamous war. While I infringed upon, and the Jackson has multi -influence over fact, actually benevolent and gets done. Prayer in the schools? I do not wasn't particularly satisfied with school board corrected that thousands of children can twist beneficial to their followers . My pro-l ife beliefs are pan of want to impose religious belief or the President's evasion of the and contort these young minds to However, open your eyes to the reason for this assumption. practice on anyone. However, in mistake with Knox's departure. issue, it wouldn't bother me if he Everybody has a public life tum to the devil, who, of course, likes of Chambers and the While some of the most the name of freedom, but some had protested the war. I'd be more and a private life. can' t otherwise reach these too evangelical "Jesus he knows me" outspoken pro-lifers happen to be forces have been doing their best suspicious of someone of that There are certain things that cherubic souls. court of jesters. very cons ervative members of to strip our culture of any and all generation who never questioned should remain private: details of At any rate, it seems Barney Newsflash- Rev. Chambers Congress, it does not follow that religious significance. Just take a Vietnam at all. sexual encounters, certain sold his soul to the devil in order has been appointed heir to the a ll pro -lifers are right-wing look at the urn, Holiday tree. The search for a meaning of feelings, beliefs and yes, religion. to make it rich and famous . throne of religious idiocy, e xtrem ists, though this It rem inds me of C.S. Lewis' life beyond 1950s America I fully No one can dictate someone Beelzebub has lived up to his formerly held by Koresh, Bakker characteri zation is very handy for quote that he overheard a man agree with . Where that search else's religion. It is a personal end, now Barney must make the and company, with Barney, some abortion-rights publicists. complaining about a church ended in some respects I do not. and private decision that same sacrifice. naturally, as his royal consort To usc a local example, Heather Nativity scene, "Now they're No more "I love you, you love (after all, purple is the color or Moore in the first issue of the After all. even dragging religion mto everyone must make. sex'n'drugs'n'rock'n'roll just me, We're a hl!PPY family ... " royalty). Dela warean called a drunk Christmas!" Besides, as long as No one can force anyone into ends up being another form of believing in Jesus Christ, Nah, now 'it's more of "I · Catholic pro-life guy on the beach there are tests, there will be worship him, you worship me, jason Sean Garber is the a member of the religious right. materialism. prayer in school. Mohammed, a second Messiah or The search for peace, Jove and any other religious' doctrine or The Prince of Darkness is part of editorial editor of The Review. Never mind that he could have been against the death penalty, some spiritual truth was a natural Rich Campbell is an editorial result of a culture too tilted the columnist of The Review. What other newspapers are saying ... On sensitivity ... " ... Last year Cincinnati's City torn down and the drunks were scaJtered and -Mike Royko, The Philadelphia Daily News, a glorious season is left to end with just a Council passed a human rights ordinance officially designated as 'homeless') the Nov. 291993 . sigh ." forbidding discriminalion on the basis of all Democratic Machine's precinct workers -The USA Today, Nov . 26, 1993 "Five hundred and one years ago the usual things - race, sex, sexual would hand our thousands of bottles of old an Italian started American history, which, On a college football playoff ..• preference, marital status, color, religion, skullpopper to buy the votes of the lushes. On Apartheid ... sensilive people say, has been a blood-soaked nalioraal origin and disability status. But it "In middle-class neighborhoods, tale of unrelieved exploitation, racism, added a new wrinkle. It forbade the bribe didn' t take the form of cash or " The college football season too sexism, genocide, violation ofthe rights of old discrimination based on 'Appalachian booze. /1 was the favor ofthefu. often ends like a bad love affair- unresolved " ... However, the end results of growth forests and victimization all around. regioraal origin.' "Voiding a few par icing tickets. and without closure. their efforts is a laudable, democratic But today the seiiSiJive City University ofNew " ... If California had been as Shooing away city building inspectors. gelling " ... From the moment the season agreement promising liberties to all South York awards Italian Americans a coveted smsitive'in the 1930s as everyone is today, iJ people oUJ of jury dUly . Arranging bond for a starts .fans think about how it will end. It is a Africa/IS. These include freedom of speech, pliJce on its ajjirmative action list of offiCial would have forbade discriminalion based on rowdy relative. Fixing a driver' s rest . Or passion thai deserved to be quenched- by a freedom of the press, freedom of movement victims needing therapeUJic preferences. 'Oklahoma origin.' Olcieism was then something so modest as the gift of a new playoff and the freedom of political activity. The new ".. . Professor Lawrence rampanl ... " garbage can . " ... The first obvious problem is that constitution also replaces the counlry' s black Castiglione ... explains:The general image is --George Will, The Philadelphia Inquirer, ".. . And why should republicans be if the lop two teams are commitled to di/ferenl townships with nine new provinces that will thai we are affiliated with organized crime Nov . 30, 1993 barred from competing in the vote-buying bowls, you will get no champioiiShip game at send representatives to the Senate, but twlthuggery. People thi.nlltalian AmericaiiS game? I th ought we had laws against all. Moreover, the rankings themselves are ultimately be bound under South AfricDfllaw. are anli-inlellectual.' On Republicans ... monopolistic practices. squirrely "Apartheid is history. But a "Perhaps there ought to be a law " ... When /Ed Rollins/ casual " ... The current system allows tumultuous election and a shaky first few against such images and thinlcing . remarks exploded ifllo headlines, he said, no, schools to split the wealth, fans to split IM rnonlhs in governmenl lie ahead, and there is " ... Perhaps there oughlto be a law " If it turns out that Republicans victories, and advertisers lo split the still too much to do toward reforming South stole the governor's election in New Jersey by no, he was just being a blowhard braggart agaiiiSt dumb jokes about dumb guys T1iJ111ed and that it never really happened. exposure. African politics. This new SoUJh Africa needs Guido. Perhaps thue is such a law. Today bribing blacks not to vole, I' II be surprised. I "Thai might be good business, but as much support/rom the world as it can never lhoughl RepublicaiiS were that smart. "And I believe him. Anybody who is Italian AmericaiiS' litigation about various stupid enough to tell reporters that he passed it's rollen sports. Competition is meant lo get." grievances a1 CUNY is as tangled as (is this " ... When {Chicago/ still had a Skid produ ce victors, not shareholders. When no -The Daily Tar Heel, Nov. 23,1993 Row (before the low-renl flop houses were around bribe money is too dumb to have done insensitive?) linguine. it in the first place." champion emerges, the fallS are cheaJed, and A12 • THE REVIEW • November 30, 1993 l~NIVERSITY OF We've DELAWARE l) I N I N G S ER V I C ES Prices! From now through the end of the semester Dining Services has slashed prices on all meals at We want all dining halls for everyone! If yo u haven 't been to a dining hall lately, there's never been a your two cents ... better time to try one! 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The story of a butler I figure if you've seen the first one ... probabl y get the same effect if your Thompson is his lawye r fi ghting played by Anthony Hopkins whose Wayne's World 2-Mike Myers grandparents are vi si ting for the for hi s innocence. perfect world becomes a little and Dana Carvey are back as those Top: The Addams Family are creepy and holidays. disoriented when he hires a new lovable losers who graduate high What's Eating Gilbert Grape So, there you have it. Enough housekeeper played by Emma school and hold a Lollapalooza-type kooky all over again. Top Right: Whoopi Johnny Depp and Julieue Lewis star choices and varieties to keep you Thompson. fest called Waynestock. We'll just as two Generation X kids trapped in interested through the new year. The Piano- Holly Hunter wait and seer how many more Goldberg will have nun of it in 'Sister Act a dysfuncti onal family. · The Entenainment Desk wishes plays a mute piano player torn monkeys can conceivably fly out of 2.' Bottom: Kevin Costner dances with The Pelican Brief - The you happy holidays and if you do between two lovers, Harvey Keitel their butts. anticipated movie adaptation of John see a fl ick and don't like it, don 't and Sam Neill. Hunter, even Geronimo - The historically kidnapped little boys in 'Perfect World' . Grisham's best-seller. Julia Roberts blame us ... we just work here. GN'R gets back to the basics Bow Wow Wow! Snoop proves to be 'What influences me most and how to capitalize on it' top dogg of gangsta rap on 'Doggystyle' Ooggystyle in the dogg house if it doesn't surpass minute he open his mouth. the rhymes The Spaghetti lnciden~ ~ Attitude and The Damned' s New when ... " events to te ll your Snoop Doggy Dogg it' s unprecedented expectations. slide off of his tongue like sugar. Guns N' Roses Rose. grandchildren. Death Row Al though everyone knows his In some ways, Doggystyle is a very Geffen In fact, there's an all-Duff review But now, the band has already set Grade: A- smooth drawl can hang with the best typical rap al bum. Snoop makes the Grade: B· on You Can't Put Your Arms Around their standards and pattern of music. when placed next to Ore's gruff lyrical general pro·pot, an ti-ho statement on A Memory, in memory of its There's the trademark Sl ash guitar, BYM. MCOMER assault. the big question is if Snoop's almost every track and never passes up BY RACHEL CERlCOLA composer Johnny Thunders. which was instantly recognizable on Assisr.mr Entert4inment Edito r bite will be as vicious when he barks a chance to say what a smooth G-thang Assistant Entertainment Editor What makes the album both good Lenny Kravitz's album, Mama You' ve been hearing about alone. he is. Somewhere back in the 80's, in and bad is it's not typical of Guns N' Said. Doggystyle, Dr. Dre protege Snoop The answer: hell, yeah . But while most gangsta rap anists the hean of L.A., lived a group of Roses style. Instead of taking their mentors Doggy Dogg's debut solo effort, for if Snoop got you groovin' on The fi ll their discs with drive-by shootings angry youth. On one track, Down On the Farm and warping th em into a Guns N' about a year now. Chronic, Doggystyle is certain to and prove their manhood by stepping These men, headed by the young (originally recorded by the U .K. Roses album, they are trying to hard There is so much unbelievable leave you panting like a dogg in heat. on heads (and genitals) of other W. Ax! Rose and Slash, were just Subs), Axl dips into a snotty British to stick to the originals. hype surrounding th is, " the most No one in rap can compare to the rappers, Snoop prefers to "(roll) down ordinary youngsters, listening to accent which would make Johnny It's not the punk thrash fest one anticipated rap/hip-hop album in liqui dy sl ickness that flows from the street, smokin' indo, sippin' on gin what was currently being processed Rotten look like a choir boy. would expect, especiall y with history," Snoop would cenainly end up Snoop Doggy Dogg's voice. From the and juice." by the punk world and trying to get Yet, on Fear's 1 Don't Care About crooning covers, such as The The disc only di sses Eazy-E once together a band. You, Axl's vocals sound haggard and Sky liners' Since I Don't Have Yo u. (all ho ugh after E's latest d isc, he Through their music, they would raspy. With them switching vocalists Overall, it seems th e sounds of probably deserves much, much more.) fmd a legitimate way to give society between the album's tracks, you'd punk are not timeless . In stead of But Snoop doesn ' t need to dogg the fmger. think it was Duff. taking their influences to th e next anyone else to prove hi mself. His It took off. Welcome to the Most of this album would be great level, the y falter on what could' ve deep, slow, southern drdwl says it all. jungle, baby. for the back of a bar, on open mike been a classic album. Like his voice, Snoop uses smooth After their debut album, Appetite night, when the band was getting These 12 renditions shoul d've grooves and slick samples to punctuate For Destruction, G N' R instantly started. siayed at the back of the bar, to be his one of a kind style. became a household name, while One of those cool "I remember enjoyed in a drunken stupor. While most are the songs arc what paving the way for artists, such as you'd expect, a few trac ks bring Metalliea and Megadeth, to fall into gangsta rap into, un ti l now, forbidden the mainstream. territory. Three top money making albums, Murder was the Case begi ns with one movie appearance (Dirty Snoop Dogg begin gunned down by a Harry's The The Dead Pool) and at dri ve-by shooter. While most rappers least one concert venue later, we get depict themselves as the assasins, the The Spaghetti Incident?, a song depicts Snoop on the other side of collection of some of G N ' R ' s the tri gger. It looks at life through the influences from their rebellious, vulnerable eyes of death while Snoop garage band days. pleads wi th God for his life. It seeins like along with their Snoop even takes time out to pay mega-success, the band has declared homage to old school rap by doi ng an themselves untouchable. almost word for word remake of lick They believe it' s possible to Rick's classic Lodi Dodi. "Lodi Dodil record anything and it will become we likes to party/ we don' t cause an instant success. trouble/ we don't bother nobody ... "" Maybe that's true, but it doesn' t (Yeah, that 's the one.) justify Duff McKagan's lead vocals Snoop proves once agai n that he's on half the album. "trump tight lil!.e a virgin ... " While Perhaps this was a push for Duff's members of the Dogg Pound arc gi ven solo album, which was recently an equal chance to mak e th eir mark in released to a not-so·appreciative the spotl ight, th e disc is bes t when audience. Snoop takes his much deserved and Fll Photo But Duff can hold his own on unmatched role as top dogg of gangsta Oodles of Noodles! Could Guns N' Roses be overstepping 1heir cover tunes such as The Misfits' Snoop Doggy Dogg poses for his mug shot after the much delayed rap. success by dishing out cold leftovers? This review says "Oh, yeah!" release of his 'Doggystyle', "the most anticipated rap debut ever" L Music Madness November 30, 1993 • THE REVIEW. 82 80's music: Long gone, but not forgotten (or forgiven) It's beginning 10 beaJrre an ~en wmlers. It reminded me of being on a tropical the right colo!'l I bUill through music stores searching fa Maybe they're the martians that k:i Cinemark Moyjes 10 Showtlmes: 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, Show times: 1:20, 4:45, 7:45, First Stole Plaza Shopping Center( 994· 7:40, 10:10. 9:45. 7075) Cool Runnings-Showtlmes: Addams Family Values Showtimes for Tues_ • Thur. 4:10,7:35. Showtimes: 1:30, 4 :40, 7:30, 10:05. We're Back! A Dinosaur's Newark Cinema Center Story- Kiddie flick about a Gettysburg· Showtlmes: I; 30, ~!~ New••• Shopping Center (737-3720) futuristic Jurassic Park. 7:00. Showtimes: 1:05, 3:00, 4:55, Showtimes for Tues.·Thur. 7:00, 9:00. The Nightmare Before The Three Musketeers- Christmas- Showtlmes: I :SO, ~ Josh and S.A.M-- Divorce Showtimes: 5:45, 8:00, 10:00. 4:25, 7:4S, 9:40. drives children across country on a wacky adventure. Showtimes: A Perfect World· Showtimes: Cool Runnings- Showtimes: · 1:00,3:05,5:10, 7:20, 9:35. 5:00,7:45, 10:15. 1:40, 4:50, 7:50, iO: 10. The Nutcracker- Macaulay The Nutcracker- Sho,wtimes: The Fugitive- Showtimes: Caulkin gets his greasy little 6:00, 8:1S, 10:00. 1:00,4:00, 7:00, 10:00 .. fingerprints all over a classic . Regal Cinemas 7 0-Peoples Malice- Showtimes: 9:40. Showtimes: 1:10, 3:1S, 5:20, eJsu 7:35, 9:45. Christiana Mall Cjnema Showtimes for Tues_ • Thur. A Perfect World- Clint Showtimes for Tues_- Thur. Eastwood shoots for more Oscars The Nutcracker- Showtimes: The Nightmare Before with help from Kevin Costner. I :30, 4:3S, 7:25 . Christmas- Showtimes: I :30, Showtimes: I :05, 3: IS , 5:15, Mrs. Doubtfire- Showtimes: 3:30, 5:30, 7:30, 9:30. 7:40, 10:10. 1:10,4:10,7:10, 10:00. Addams Family Values Three Musketeers A Perfect World- Showtimes: Showtimes: 1:00, I :30, 3:30, Showtimes: 1:55, 4:30, 7 :10, I :00, 4:00, 7:00, I 0:00. 4:00. 6:45, 7:00, 9:00, 9:30. 9:40. We're Back! A Dinosaur's Mrs. Doubtfire- Showtlmes: My Life- Show times: 1 :SO, Story:- Showtimes: I:OO, 4:00, I:45, 2:30, 4:30, 5:30, 7:15, 8:30, 4:2S, 7:20. 9:55 . 7:00, 10:00. IO:OO. Carlito's 'way - Showtimes: Carlito's Way I :00, 4:00, 7:00, I 0:00. Showtlmes: 1:00, 4:0S, 7 :00, 9:5S. Remains the Day - Showtimes: -Rachel Cericola I :00, 4:00, 7:00, I 0:00. My Life-Showtimes: 1:05, The Joy Luck Club- 4:20, 7:15, 10:00. Showtimes: 1: OS , 9:SO. Three Musketeers- Showtimes: 1:3S, 4:30, 7:10,9:45. 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"It's very different being with a they agree the feasibility of raising woman, the only place her marriage they do accept me now," she says. with the person I And so began Brown's first man," says Brown. "This has more a child someday is in question, would be legal is Denmark.And "I never lost any friends that I homosexual relationship. equality, definitely." because of what a difficult task it then if she ever left the country, came out to," she says. "Most wanted to be She says the first time they When they go out, which they would be. even to go on vacation, the marriage people knew about me before I kissed, things moved naturally. say can be anywhere from the " Homosexuals would make would be null and be void. came out at all." with and be "I felt more for this than any man movies to shopping to Philadelphia wonderful parents," Murphy says, Murphy and senior Lynn Brown Brown says they have yet to had ever made me feel," she says. to the beach, they a lways split the "because they would raise their (not their real names) have been discover a lot of homophobia at the proud of it." Quickly, Brown explains that bill, unless one is short on cash, in child with more d iverse auitudes." dating for about a year and Brown university, but she says it's because what she means is that being with a which case the other will pay. Adds Brown, " It might make the says that's how long she's been out "a college campus is not man made her feel uncomfortable, "We go out ~o eat a lot," says child stronger in the end ." of the closet. representative of the real world. most painful things she says she or unnatural. Murphy as Brown laughs, adding, Neither woman says she wants a She says that as of now, both of We're protected here in a way, thinks a person can go through. She also says she thinks it isn't "We just spend time together on a child any time soon, because they her parents are unaware of her because of the promotion of "I never told her. fair for her to make things sound as daily basis. are both too worried about their homosexuality. She says she'll diversity here on campus." "I identified as bisexual for many if men weren' t good enough, " We take care of each other careers. probably never tell her father. Murphy says she hates when years. When I met [Ann], however, because she believes being when we're sick, curl up together Brown says, "When I do have a "I want to wait until I'm out of people use the terms "gay" or I realized I was completely gay," homosexual is a biological thing. and watch TV, study togethe r. kid someday, it will definitely be school," Brown says. "It takes time. "queer" in a derogatory sense. she says. Murphy adds that the only We're very affectionate with each with a female partner. I drop hints all the time to my "I wish people were more In fact, Brown says she broke up psychological part about being other," she says. " [Ann] has taught me to be more mother to see how she'll react." educated," she says. with a boyfriend of several years to homosexual is coming out of the Is their relationship sexual? "I outgoing. She ' s much more She says that if her mother hasn't Murphy says she always knew date Murphy. closet. She says making the choice would say so," Murphy says with a outgoing and friendly than I am. guessed by now, it's probably she was homosexual, but she didn't "I had to leave [my boyfriend] , to know yourself that way and have smile. Sometimes I feel as if I've taken on because she doesn't want to identify herself as such until she because I wasn't being fair to him others identify you as homosexual They say their relationship is also parts of her personality," she says. acknowledge her homosexuality. met other members of the or to myself." is a conscious choice. Brown says strictly monogamous. The two grab hands as Murphy "I've given her all of the homosexual community. Brown and Murphy lived in the she agrees. "Our relationship is very serious, continues, " I've learned how to be information, but let her stay in the Brown says she has known since same dorm last year. Brown says Murphy says she has had minor and we arc not into the bar scene," more loving and car ing [from dark," she says. she was about 12, but she dated men the dorm hosted a panel about physical relationships with men, says Brown. Lynn), and how to deal with people Brown adds, however, that she is because she didn't know any homosexuality in the lounge and too, but she says that kissing them Murphy adds "No, not at all, and bcucr. 1' ve also learned how to get slowly letting friends from high women who were also homosexual. Murphy was one of the speakers just "left me with feelings that were we don ' t smoke or drink, either." along better in a relationship." school know and that she has gotten She adds that she "was in denial from the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual either neutral or of disgust." The couple says they feel Brown says, " I came out to be very favorable reactions so far. that I was gay. Student Union (LGBSU). Brown "I don't believe in bisexuality, I promiscuous homosexual couples with the person I wanted to be with "One of my friends actually "I never knew where to find gay says she attended the panel out of feel it is more of a transitional are an embarrassment because and be proud of it. " She smiles, then came out to me when I told him," people," she says. But she does curiosity. period into being gay," she says. " People will generally apply that glances at Murphy, who quietly she says. remember having crushes on several After the panel, Brown says she Brown says she identifies with that, stereotype to the whole gay smiles back. "There were people who tried to female teachers throughout her high wrote a note on Murphy ' s door saying, "I believe [being bisexual] community." " I like people to know who my shove religion at me, as if what I school and college career. asking how everything went and was transitional for me, even They say they don't approve of girlfriend is and I'm proud to have was doing were morally wrong," She also admits to having added her phone number, though ' ! didn't realize it at the the ki nd of lifestyle that makes the her as my girlfriend," she says. she says. "It seems people can feelings for one of her closest suggesting that she come up to talk time." rest of the community look bad, " I f I was sti ll in the closet I accept the sinner but not the sin." friends for many years, one of the to her about the panel . A co ~ple Both women say they agree that "and besides," Murphy says, "it's wouldn't be able to show her off." Eastwood and Costner show how to act in 'A Perfect World' A Perfect World hostage to ensure their safe journey. but Clint Eastwood has hi s ways of He seems to get attached after a Clint Eastwood The three take off, but Butch and sneaking little messages into his work. while, showing a more human side. Warner Brothers Philip leave a trail, including one of The movie has a lot to say against We almost forget this man is a Grade: A· their many cars and the corpse of the child abuse. It seems the only times convicted felon. other convict. Butch manages to lose hi s composure Either way, it shows that Costner is BY RACHEL CERICOLA The two take to the open road. is when he witnesses a child being back on track after his brief bout with Ass~tanl fntertrunll'lMI Editor Butch is set·on Alaska, to where his pushed or beaten. insanity from taking a role in The If there was such a thing as a father escaped while Butch was still a When Butch sees a man hit his Bodyguard. perfect world, Clint Eastwood would young boy. grandson, he ties up the family and Naturally, Clint Eastwood is be king. Philip, though timid and a little makes the man tell the boy how much brilliant, but mainly from the America's favorite tough guy has nervous, enjoys Butch's company. he loves him. director's chair. His character is never once again taken on the dual Butch is the male role model Philip Butch's character is intelligent and fully developed in the two hours and actor/director role for A Perfect never had and Butch is eager to share unsuspecting. He seems like a normal 10 minutes of the chase, but he's great World. what he's learned. guy, who says he's "only killed two as his usual veteran lawman, who This time he snags another Oscar The two bond together, since Butch people." knows Butch like the back of his winner, Kevin Costner, to portray the has "never had an old man worth a The first was a man who had hun hand. dangerous Butch Haynes, a fugitive damn" either. his mother, the second was a man Laura Dern's character is another with a plan. Meanwhile, Butch is being chased who hurt Philip. that seems to have blown over for the Butch is a dangerous man with a by a team of various members of the This movie has a lot of parallels to more important storyline. She serves heart of gold. A man that can be crimefighting community, including The Fugitive, with a non -stop, as more of a character to relate what's trusted, but shouldn't be crossed. Texas Ranger Red Garnett exciting plot. going on in the era. It 's the 1960s, she With another convict, Butch (Eastwood) and criminologist Sally Kevin Costner gives one of his best has her Mary Tyler Moore hairdo and escapes from prison, where he's Gerber (Laura Dem). performances as Butch. His character a bra-burning attitude. serving a 40-year term for armed The lawmen are traveling in a very is full of complexity, yet he's down to Even though some characters robbery. conspicuous silver mobile home and earth. weren't completely opened up for our During the first stop, Butch and his even manage to pass the two outlaws Like most of Holl ywood's microscopic dissection, the focus was accomplice (Keith Szarabajka) t.ake a waving at them. fugitives, he's not stupid, but he never left where it should've been · on the Clint Eastwood contemplates another possible acceptance speech at young boy, Philip (T.J. Lowther), It's your basic fugitive chase story, leaves the boy behind. story line. the Oscar ceremony. Kevin Costner may want to follow suit also. "They -ld It" "I just threw it up and I knew Wednesday the best athlete would come •Women's basketball at Temple 7:00p.m. down with the ball." •There will be no more games through - Delaware freshman quarterback Leo Thursday. or s Hamlett on his game-winning pass. Tuesday The Review,Volume 120, Number 24 November 30, 1993 • 84 Sports in Review By Ron Porter Wow! Hens beat Grizzlies Missoula, Delaware knocks No. 2 Montana out of the NCAA f airplanes AA playoffs in a 49-48 shootout. BY RON PORTER Sporrs Editor & football MISSOULA, Mont. - Senior cornerback Scou Acker ran furiously through the tunnel leading to the For a reporter, traveling is part Hens' locker room. His eyes filled with joy and his of the job. voice exclaimed words of truth. And a long with traveling "I get one more game," Acker said. comes the possibility that one An injury in Delaware's 28-23 win over might have to fly to the Nonheastem last week kept Acker from playing in the destination. Hens' 49-48 playoff victory over Montana Saturday at Such was the case when the Washington-Grizzly Stadium, but dressed in street Delaware football team was clothes, he stood on the sidelines and added his suppon. picked to play the University of As Grizzly fans exited the stadium in shock, Acker Montana in the first round of the and his teammates described what happened. NCAA I-AA playoffs this past "We were picked as 17-point underdogs to these weekend. guys," said Acker. 'They had stories about these guys This is an account of my trip in Marshall already." with the Hens, fans and other Marshall would have been the Grizzlies' second members of the media. round opponent in the NCAA 1-AA playoffs Saturday had Montana beaten Delaware - but the Hens battled Thursday, Nov. 14, noon - Thanksgiving day and I board the relentless! y to prove everyone wrong. airplane that will take us to Even the usually reticent Hen junior fullback Daryl Montana. Since this is the first Brown, who ran for 188 yards and two touchdowns flight of my 21 years of plus became the all-time leading rusher at Delaware, 'existence, I am petrified. showed his happiness as he ran through the tunnel. I am seated between 6-foot-3, "We carne in here and beat their ass," he said. 240-pound defensive end Senior quarterback Dale Fry, who has been injured Domenic Botto and 6'2" 211· with a broken clavicle since the sixth game of the pound linebacker John Ziemba. season, expressed his feelings . Upon hearing that this is my "We live another day," he said. first flight, Botto looks at me and With two minutes and 24 seconds left, freshman shows no emotion. quarterback Leo Hamleu, Keith Langan's second-half 12:30 p.m. - Our plane starts replacement, handed the ball to senior halfback Lanue down the runway and I prepare to Johnson, who bolted 70 yards to tie the shootout at 42. be airborne. Armed only with a "I told you I'd get one," said Johnson. Discman and my prayers, we But it was Hamleu's performance that surprised accelerate and my heart drops to everyone. my stomach. "I was sure I could do the job," said Hamlett. "It's 12:32 p.m. - Airborne. And like pitching in baseball. Keith [Langan] put a lot of feeling good. Thank God. Botto points on the board. He just needed someone to relieve still shows no emotion. In fact, him." .he has now fallen into a deep However, on the next play, Delaware's season was slumber. almost put to rest by the Grizzlies - who came into the As the sleeping giant sits game seeded second. passively next to me, teammate THE REVIEW I Maxilmillian Gretsch On the ensuing kickoff, Montana running back Mike Bandish begins the antics. Junior fullback Daryl Brown fumbles the ball in the first quarter. The fumble was recovered by Montana and Damon Boddie answered Johnson's run with an 80- As Botto sleeps, mouth wide converted to a touchdown in the 49·48 Hen win. see HENS page B5 open, Bandish attempts to put a potato chip in Botto's mouth. pass in a game. winning touchdown. strong~;st arms to come through Frightened at what might Hamlett, a backup to a "I just threw it up and I knew Delaware," Malloy said. Hamlett comes up backup. the best athlete would come Hamlett, who has seen a little ha ppen should he awaken, I · watch. Hamiel!, who previously saw down with the ball," Hamlett more playing time since senior Bandish is successful. The only sporadic play and had now said. quarterback Dale Fry broke his ·potato chip now lays where no big for Delaware played almost an entire half. The few Delaware fans in the collarbone in October, replaced . man has ever dared put their And at second and 14, 32 crowd of 11,271 breathed a sigh sophomore Keith Langan after :finger - in Botto's mouth. yards from the goal line, with of relief. halftime, with the Hens down Botto awakens to the taste of against Grizzlies the game on the line, Hamlett Then senior placekicker 28-21. ·salt and grease and immediately dropped back and looked for a Steve Leo made the point after "I was more nervous at . looks for a suspect. BY MEGAN MCDERMOTT remained. pass. attempt. Fifty-five seconds halftime when the coach told Me. I now become fearful of Sports Edito r Could the Hens score a But it seemed no one was remained, but that was the end me (I was going in]," Hamlett the fate I will be subject to, and MISSOULA, Mont. - For winning touchdown in that open. By then, with the of the scoring, as Delaware won said. "I wished he would have as he looks at me with anger, I the entire second half of the time? s teadily-advancing Grizzly the 49-48 offensive battle. just sprung it on me. qui ckly use my instincts and Delaware-Montana football They scored quickly before, defensive line, there was no Hamlett, who passed for a "It was a really big game. I point to Bandish. game Saturday, the score went when senior halfback Lanue time for a scramble. total of 84 yards in his seven told myself you got to have Bandish bursts into laughter back and forth . De I a w are Johnson tied the score at 42 But, wait. Far off in the end brief regular season poise. Just go in like it's and I have survived my closest scored. Montana scored . with a 70-yard run, but the zone was senior spread end appearances, passed 64 yards practice." encounter with death. Delaware scored. Montana Grizzlies came right back with Keita Malloy. Saturday. Delaware Coach Tubby 1 p.m. - Food and drink for scored. Delaware scored. an 80-yard kickoff return. "I thought, ' If he gets it out He hit Malloy with another Raymond said there were a few everyone. I sit listening to Pearl Then, Montana scored to go All their hard work would be here, I'm gonna catch it,"' touchdown pass in the third reasons he took Langan out. Jam and feast on a sandwich. up 48-42, but failed in the for naught if the Hens couldn't Malloy said. quarter-an 18-yard throw that "I thought Langan pitched Various Delaware players elltra point attempt, setting the pull together for a final drive. Catch it he did. Malloy pulled down from the ball poorly. His throwing speak with each other about stage at Wash ington-Grizzly But at quarterback was Hamlett sent the ball into the between two defenders, just in was a little erratic. Leo's a having to miss Thanksgiving Stadium for a possible freshman Leo Hamlett. end zone and Malloy, in the time to make it over the goal strong guy - fresh and young. dinner , then senior spread end Delaware win. Hamlett, who, until Saturday midst of two defenders, came line. We thought we'd give hitn a Keita Malloy puts the whole trip Two minutes and 13 seconds had never thrown a touchdown away with the catch a nd the "Leo probably has one of the see HAMLEIT page B5 into perspective. "It's the number two team in the nation . What else do you want?" Malloy asks. pumps and fakes to drive to the Barksdale to make the score 57- 3:30 p .m. - The plane lands basket. 51, and less than 20 seconds later in Omaha, Neb., to refuel. Botto Wright Johnson's thought UD problem: There was no one Hen forward Greg Smith's dish to leaves his seat. I stretch. else. Pearl was intercepted by Taking Botto's place now is 6- "Before the game I wrote down Monmouth's Jack Gordan. foot, 239-pound Mark Hondru. two keys to winning on the From that point on, it was ugly still a This is where the trip becomes chalkboard," said Monmouth ... except for Johnson. a display in the fine art of after opening Hen Coach Wayne Szoke. "The first The Wilmington, Del. native consuming airplane food . was 'follow shots' and the second went on a shooting rampage, Bomber? 4:05 p.m. - Hondru finishes was 'Brian Pearl.' I guess I should hitting four consecutive late three . hi s second sandwich of the flight have reversed the order." · pointers that - unfortunately for and thus far has eaten two hoop loss: 'Oh (let Ex-Hen star Anthony "Sweet" Well. maybe not. The Hawks Delaware - came way too late. sandwiches, one antipasta salad, relentlessly outmuscled the Hence, biltemess. Wright was suspended fou r Cokes, one milk, two lackadaisical Hens, getting second "I should ' ve had like twenty indefinitely from the Delaware cookies, a water and one Dove and third shot opportunities on something points," said Johnson, Blue Bombers during Saturday's Bar. He smiles with delight at his me) shoot!' home-opener against Pottsville, their way to winning the who earlier predicted he'd said Bomber team president achievement. rebounding margin, 30-27. average 15 points a game this Carolyn Puglisi-Barker in a S p.m.- I wake from a short Last night's Delaware-Wa shingto n But while the frustration upse t With the Hawks advantage season . "I knew I wouldn't miss. I nap to the sight of the famous College Game wa s too late far press- Johnson, Saturday' s opening underneath, Delaware (0-1) was was wondering all first half why I telephone interview on Monday. Rocky Mo untains, which are time. ' season 91-79 loss to Monmouth never able to take control. The wasn' t given the ball. "Scott [Barker] subbed in for Anthony and when he came to covered with snow. By this time, BY IEFF PEARLMAN College brought out a new Hens jumped out to a 42-39 "To me; every time I shoot it's everyone is very anxious to land. fdiror in chief emotion in the 6-foot-5 junior halftime lead, but it was only a a make." the bench he asked Scott why he 6 p.m., 4 p.m mountain time WEST LONG BRANCH, N.J. forward. matter of time before the feisty had been taken out of the game," said Puglisi-Barker. - We land in Missoula, Mont. - During his two previous years Bitterness. Monmouth squa d exposed BASKET CASES -Pearl's 26 "Anthony kept asking why he The team boards a bus as sports with the Delaware men's " I'm cunous why I didn' t get Delaware's weaknesses. points, Johnson's 16, Matt had been taken out of the game editor Megan McDermott, basketball team, Robbie Johnson the bali more," said Johnson, Taking advantage of a tough Strine's 10 and Micah Edward's photographer Maximillian faced some frustrating times. whose anger was obvious zone defense that forced 13 10 were all career-highs. and Scott told him that it wasn't Gretsch and myself search for a the time to talk about· it, but There was that 1992 NCAA following hi s 16-point, three-su!al second-half Delaware turnovers Starting forward Patrick Evans ride to the hotel, since our rental Tournament game against showing. " If you give me the ball, (20 for the game) , the Hawks sprained his ankle early in the Anthony kept asking, so Scott car won't be available until sent him to the showers. Cincinnati, when the glued-to-the my shot's a given." gained a 53-51 lead with 13 first half and missed the rest of tomorrow . "Anthony took a few steps bench freshman watched his team Perhaps Johnson has a point. minutes and five seconds the game, as well as last night's N ole : From this point on all get pounded by 38 points. Throughout the game, Delaware's remaining that was never game against Washington toward the showers and then rim es will be in mountain And of course, few could forget offense was a one-man, Bri an relinquished. College. went back toward Scott and standard time. last year' s regular-season third Pearl show. The junior guard lit A lazy pass from Hen forward The Hens return to action flicked him across the nose," said 5 p.m. - Channel 2 sports place North Atl antic Conference up the Willi am T . Boylan Darrin Anderson with 12:07 Saturday with a home engagement Puglisi-Barker. "Then Scott said, 'You're out of here"'. director J im Hayes and finish, when the Hens fell twice to Gymnasium for 26 points and 10 remaining was picked off and with down-state rival Delaware both Northeastern and Drexel. assists, constantly using double slammed by Hawk Mustafa State. see MONTANA page B5 see WRIGHT page 85 Hen women lose exhibition Montana continued from page 8 .4 cameraman Ray Casselina agree: to Dynamo 67-57 to give us a ride and we pile intO' BY MEG\N MCDERMOTI Zanten said. superstars. the car. Mountains surround uS: on every side. Sports Ed~or The Hens ' other big problem was Four players split the scoring "We were intimidated." in their own shooting- especially in fairly evenly - junior forward 5:35 p.m. - Dinner at a locaL restaurant called The Joker'S' "We were thrown off." the beginning. Colleen McNamara led the Hens with "We were overwhelmed." Shot after shot hi t the rim, then the 13 points, van Zanten was next with Wild. Waitresses dressed up aS: These were the types of comments backboard - everything but the net. II, and guards, junior Bev Santee jokers ask what we will be eating . I order Thanksgiving. made by the Delaware women' s "Our shooting percentage was and Denise Wojciech had eight and basketball team after the 67 -57 loss horrible first half," said Perry. "We nine points respectively. dinner. The turkey is drowned irt to the Dynamo Red Army team were playing scared . We rushed " I think we've got some good a rubbery gravy . Next to it lies' Sunday at the Bob Carpenter Center. · shots. We took some off-balance depth," Perry said. soggy corn, brown brocco li covered in a cheese sauce and a The night didn't start well for the shots." Several freshmen showed moldy roll. Hens, and it didn't get much better, The shooting trouble may have potential, especially guards Suzi Not mom's home cooking, but but players didn't seem tremendously related to Delaware's defensive Egeli and Venica Shazier. then again, I'm in Montana. disappointed. problems. The pair teamed up in the second After all, it was an exhibition "We were thinking more, 'The half for Egeli's second three-pointer Friday; Nov. 25 - The search for area bars bring s Hayes, game against an unfamiliar team. shot goes up. Get back quick.' All of of the game. Egeli passed to Shazier, "It's great to play a foreign team. us changed our shot," van Zanten who quickly got it back to Egeli, who Casellina and myself to a place called Mulligan's. It gets some of the kinks out," said said. put it in to make the score 57-43 . Nothing else about this place Coach Joyce Perry . "We were unconsciously Shazier, who had four points and The Hens struggled to keep pace intimidated," said freshman guard two assists, played with a feisty style needs to be said. We had a great time and met a lot of very, very with the Dynamo for the first few Venica Shazier. "We must have been. on offense and defense. interesting people. Anyone got a minutes, but never took the lead, and We all changed our shot." Late in the first half, Shazier dollar? halfway through the first half were But, although Delaware entered picked up the ball from Dynamo down 22-11. the second half down by seven and center Natalia Firsova, carried it just Saturday, Nov. 26. Game Day "Every time we pl'ay a foreign never came back more than that, they a few feet from the Hens' basket, and - We wake at 9:30 a.m . and prep~re for the day . team, our problem is our transition had some good moments. quickly dished it to van Zanten, who defense," Perry said. The Delaware shooting percentage put it in, to bring Delaware to 28-22. 10:30 a . m - As we walk through the lobby, remnants of The Dynamo played a fast game, improved from .273 first half to .394 But, the Hens never closed the and frequently picked up defensive in the second, as the Hens went three gap. the team can be seen everywhere. Empty boJtes from turf shoes that rebounds, beat the Hens to the basket, for five on three-pointers. "We just broke down in were flown in because of the and scored on unblocked layups. One thing that showed in fundamentals because of the pace of "We knew it was gonna be a track Delaware's performance was the the game," Perry said. frozen field (that Delaware Coach Tubby Raymond compared THE REVIEW I Walter M. Eberz meet - running up and down the division of talent among several Delaware opens its regular season to the bottom of a refrigerator) Sophomore guard Denise Wojciech scored nine points in court," senior center Mere! van players. rather than one or two tomorrow at Temple at 7 p.m. Delaware's 67·571oss to the Dynamo. and Neumann glove boxes and heating pad wrappers fill the trash cans and cover the floor. Delaware was off to the big Hens win big one game. Noon - Game t ime. As continued from page 84 "This was one of the most exciting 11 ,000-plus fill the stand s, the games J've ever seen, let alone greatest football game in a long, yard kickoff return that ignited the coached," said Delaware Coach long time begins. 11,271 fans who ignored 8-degree Tubby Raymond, in his 28th season as 3 p.m. - Malloy catches the temperatures to see their team. a head coach. game winning touchdown in a But then the Hens got a break. "It's a shame we can't market it 49-48 win as Delaware knocks Montana kicker Andy Larson and seil it," said Raymond. off No. 2 nationally-ranked missed the point after attempt and left This game was truly a big play Montana. · the door open for a possible Hen game. "It's the number two team in up5Cl. Delaware's opening drive ended in the nation. What else do yo\! "When they missed the extra point the end zone as Brown rumbled II want?" I knew that we were gonna win the yards ortly to fumble and have the ball game," said senior spread end Keita recovered by Grizzly cornerback Ron Porter is a sports editor for Malloy, who caught two touchdown Keith Burke. The Review. passes in the game. "It was our tum to Although Brown looked like he be the spoiler." crossed the goal line, the play was And that's exactly what the Hens ruled a fumble and there was no did. touchdown. Wright Delaware got the ball on its own That fumble led to an !!-play continued from page 84 30-yard line with 2:13 left in the Montana drive (including eight pass game. plays) that was wrapped up when a As far as Wright coming · Hamlett drove the Hens to the three-yard pass from quarterback back to the team, Puglisi Grizzly 32. Then, on second and Dave Dickenson to running back Barker said that it is all in fourteen he connected with Malloy, Kelly Stensrud put the Grizzlies on the Barker's hands now and that who was covered by two Grizzlies in boardfJTSl. she doesn't know if he' ll take the end zone, to make the score 48-48. Delaware scored three straight him back. "I just threw it up and I knew the touchdowns after Montana's TD, as "You just don't have stuff best athlete would come down with the Hen defense came together to like that between players and the ball," said Hamlett. contain the mobile Dickenson. coaches," said Puglisi-Barker. Now it was all up to senior "I thought we weren't gonna be Puglisi-Barker said that placekicker Steve Leo. able to do it against these guys," said Wright tried to contact them He booted the extra point through All-American candidate senior this weekend but was unable the uprights and the Hens were on defensive end Matt Morrill. "I knew to. their way to Marshall. we had to get to their quarterback and Wright was reached for "Certairtly the missed PAT was big we did it." comment on Monday but in the end," said Montana Coach Don The Hen defense sacked Dickenson declined to talk a bout th e Read whose team ended the season six times for a total loss of 31 yards. incident, saying tha t he with a 10-2 record. "But our inability Malloy, who played both ways, wished to speak with th c to stop them was also a big factor." said this game wasn't an offensive or coaches before making any Neither side's defense was a defensive effon. The whole team got additional statements. dominating force in the game. the win. The Bombers won their The teams scored a combined 97 "Every time we're down, game Sunday night agains t points and treated the fans and somebody steps up," Malloy said. THE REVIEW /Maxi lmillian Gretsch the Frederick Bombers 148- coaches to one of the best college On this day all the Hens took the Senior tailback Lanue Johnson is brought down by a host of Grizzy players. Johnson scored on a 70- 139. Donny Sea le led a ll football games in history. step together. yard run to tie the score at 48. scorers with 34 points. Hamlett leads Hens Handball heading for UNC continued from page 84 said. "At the right time, he could have made some big plays. BY SCOTT ELLIS Although the game is knocked him down and sent his is most popular in Europe, but chance," Raymond said. "That's the character of this Staff Reporter considered a non-contact sport glasses flying. there is a growing following Langan threw two team. Every time we're down, The first time watching a game there is definitely contact among "Every player has di fferent America, Hupe said. It is most interceptions at the end of the somebody else steps up. He of European team handball can players. abilities which keeps me on my popular on both coasts and Long first half that were converted to played a fine football game." be quite confusing. Defenders step in front of toes," he said. "Even the girls Island. Montana touchdowns. Langan passed for 60 yards ·in At first glance it looks like a attackers to stop them. have some power." The sport's following at the "I'm glad [Hamlen) came in the first half, including a 43-yard cross between basketball and Attackers set picks and European Handball is unlike university includes the club's 23 and did the job he did. completion to senior spread end soccer. someone taking a shot may get any other sport, Hupe said. members, mostly freshmen. "I didn' t want to come out. It Dan Cooper. The driv e was The attacking team moves the knocked down. "One of the things that sets "I am glad there are many was a big game. I was completed when Langan , who ball upcourt by passing and Freshman Karen Francis has this sport apart from other sports freshmen ," Hupe said. "I want as disappointed I made those rushed 45 yards in the game, ran dribbling as in basketball. been knocked down several times is that anyone can play," he said. many young people as possible turnovers early. But, we got the seven yards for a touchdown on The players scramble around, in practice. "Someone who has never played so that the club can carry on after win." the neJtt play, putting Delaware trying to juke their defenders in "Its like basketball," she said. before can pick it up." I graduate in May." But, it's not as though up 14-7 in the first quarter. an attempt to find a clear shot. "Basketball is a non contact Few members of the team had The team has only been Langan's performance was bad. "It's like pitching in baseball ," European handball is the sport, but if you have ever heard of European handball and scrimmaging against itself so far "You've got to realize Keith said Hamlett. "Keith put a lot of university's newest club sport. played, you know differently." fewer had ever played before, and has not competed in any Langan went in and put up 21 points on the board , he just Not to be confused with Case said that good defenders Hupe said. tournaments yet. points in the first half," Malloy needed someone to relieve him." American handball , European won't just let you shoot. "The team looks good, despite " But scrimmaging only gets handball is not played off the "Other teams won't be afraid the fact that most of the players you so far" he said, "We'll have =:::=:====·:::::==~=:::::::::~:~:::;J/r·=:==·=·:::.··.·=· ::=:=:=:=:=:=:.::f:=:=:= ~==)~:t>t;~~~=~=:::·: . ==\tn!;=;j({~;~=~?=:=~==:=:====:=:· .. wall, said senior Matt Hupe, the to knock you on your ass." have never played before." to play agai nst other clubs to 'club's president. The defenders arrange "The club has six fe male really improve." "It's like water polo without themselves around a semicircle members," Hupe said. "Women The team will be travelling to the water," Hupe said. which serves as the goal crease, pick it up just as easily as men . the University of North Carolina tiii&illrl wm - niGJ 'GJ M~.,, "It is definitely the quickest in an attempt to protect their goal There is no gender stereotyping." at Chapel Hill to scrimmage their team game played," he said. keeper. Francis, like most of the cl ub 's c lub and the U .S . Olympic "There's always constant motion. Freshman Mike Corcoran is members, became interested in national team . ... ~ li1 'ilil-~ ,i~~:r>H, "The ball never stops moving. the team ' s only voluntary goal the sport at student activities "If all goes we ll in North Penalties do not slow down play keeper. night in September. Carolina," Hupe said , " we may like in football , and the clock "I played goalkeeper on my "I never even heard about it get invited the tournament they soccer team," he said. "I know ·; i!lr ties~ ; · never stops running.'' before activities night," she said, hold in February." Senior Vince Case said the what to do in goal, but you still "but it looked fun and Matt The Blue Cup at UNC i s a game combines the catching and have to be a little crazy to play seemed enthusiastic about having large tournament held every year throwing skills of basketball, the keeper." me on the team.'' in February which features many J~~H~~- 9 ~Jt?:r; footwork of soccer and the upper After finding an opening in the Part of the sport's appeal is the good teams, he sa id . body strength of water polo. defense an attacker fires a shot. eamraderie of being on a tea m, " I would be great to play in Games are played on a court Corcoran tries to stop it, but Francis said. that tournament," Hupe said...... · ...... , ttet~iled . ·.· rook ·· slightly wider than a basketball can't always do so. "Being part of a team and "But we'll have to do well in the court and about the same length . One point is scored, the ball working together with my scrimmage." There is a ten-foot by seven changes possession and the teammates is the best part of the The c lub plans to hold a at ,::t~e ': 19: ~J3 . DelaWare foot goal at each end. process starts again. club," she said. tournament at Delaware in the The game is scored one point "Its tough stopping Francis said she likes helping spring. per goal, as silt players and a everything," Corcoran said even to establish the team a t the Hupe said one of hi s goals for goalie try to throw a ball, the size though he uses every part of his university. the club is to repre sent the men'.s ... and women's of a small soccer ball, into a body to stop a shot, including his "I like being a part of maki ng universi ty in a positive manner. goal. face . the team a good one or a bad "I would like to make a name The game consists of two 20- Corcoran took one shot in the one." for De laware in European basketball teams. minute halves. face during practice which As the name implies, 1he sport Handball." 86 • THE REVIEW .November 30 1993 REVIEW SPORTS BY THE NUMBERS Delaware Basketball Statistics Delaware 49 Montana 48 1993 INDIVIDUAL SEASON HIGHS ~ Men's Women's Delaware 14 7 7 21-49 Rushing Att.: Daryl Brown, 29 vs. Villanova, 27 vs . Wm. & Montana 7 21 0 20-48 Mary Rushing Yards: Daryl Brown, 203 vs. Villanova, 188 vs. DELAWARE (79 ) DYNAMO RED ARMY (67) UM - Stensrud 3 pass from Dickenson (Larson kick) Montana, 174 vs. Wm.& Mary, 144 vs. West Chester; Dale Del. - Brown 6 run (Leo kick) Anderson 1-3 0-0 2, Makarova 2-7 5·8 9, Larionova Fry, 116 vs. West Chester; Lanue Johnson, 166 vs. Montana; Edwards 5-8 0-0 10, Evan s 5-122-314, Kudrina2-11 0-04, Del. - Langan 7 run (Leo kick) Norman Coleman, 144 vs. Towson, 104 vs . Maine Del. - Brown 20 run (Leo kick) 1-I 0-0 2, Garner 3-10 1-3 Simonenko4-9 1-2 11, Rushing Touchdowns: Lanue Johnson, 3 vs. Lehigh; Dale 9, Pearl9-16 6-7 26 , Sokolova 4-6 0-2 8, Edomskich UM - Dickenson 1 run (Larson kick) Fry, 3 vs. West Chester; Daryl Brown, 3 vs. Richf!lond UM -Gurnsey 22 pass from Dickenson (Larson kick) McCullough 0-1 0-0 0, 2-50-04,1ni.atkina 1-20-02, Longest Run: Norman Coleman, 79 yards vs . Mame; Lanue Miller 0-1 0-0 0, Johnson Shaftkova 3-6 4-7 10, UM - Stensrud 2 run (Larson kick) Johnson, 75 yards vs. Lehigh; Daryl Brown, 71 yards vs. Del.- Malloy 18 pass from Hamlett (Leo kick) 6-11 0-0 16, Smith 4-6 2-2 Lukashova 04 0-0 0, Firsova 2- Villanova; Lanue Johnson, 70 yards vs. Montana; Pat 10, Strine 2-3 0-2 4. · 21-25. UM- Gurnsey 13 pass from Dickenson (Larson kick) Williams, 65 yards vs. Lehigh Del.- Johnson 3 run (Leo kick) UM- Wells 5 pass from Dickenson (Larson kick) MONMOUTH (91 ) DELA WARE(57) Del. - Johnson 70 run (Leo kick) fminii. Gordon 8-9 1-2 19, McNamara~IO 1-1 13, Pass Completions: Dale Fry, 24 vs. JMU Aidietis 2-3 3-6 7, Giraldo Shackelford0-31-2 1, van UM - Boddie 80 kickoff return (kick failed} Pass Attempts: Dale Fry, 36 vs. JMU, 17 vs. West Chester Del. - Malloy 32 pass from Hamlett (Leo kick) 8-16 7-8 23, Barksdale 3-4 Zanten 5-151 -211, Santee 3-9 Passing Yards: Dale Fry, 327 vs. JMU, 259 vs . West Chester 0-0 7, Barnes 5-7 4-4 14, 0-0 8, Wojciech 4-14 1-2 9, Completion Percentage: Dale Fry, .888 vs . Lehigh (5-6) Attendance- 11 ,271 Ryan 1-5 2-3 5, Franklin Ruck0-3 0-00, Shazier 1-3 2-3 Longest Pass Play: Dale Fry to Dan Cooper, 60 yards vs. URI 1-3 4-4 6, Flynn 1-1 0-0 2, 4, Miles 0-1 0-0 0, Shaw 0-0 0-0 Albano 2-2 1-3 6, Peters 1- 0, Egeli 2-5 0-0 6, Coyne 1-2 2-2 TEAM STATISTICS Tpta! Of[ense- l&l llM 1 0-0 2. 4, Nea110-11-21,Konton0-00- Most Plays: Dale Fry, 49 vs.JMU, 34 vs. West Chester 00. First Downs 27 22 Total Offense: Dale Fry, 375 vs. West Chester, 337 vs. JMU Rushes-Yards 56-474 28-84 Halftime -Delaware 42 , Passing 124 409 Monmouth 39. Fouled out Halftime- ORA 31 , Delaware RecejyjOq· - none . Rebounds - 24. Fouled out-none. Return Yards 14 23 Pass Receptions: Lanue Johnson, 8 vs . JMU; Dan Cooper 6 Comp-Att-1nt 5-13-3 37-44-0 Delaware 27 (Strine 6) , Rebounds-ORA 48 vs. West Chester, 6 vs.JMU, 6 vs. Villanova Monmouth 30 (Albano 6) . (Larionova 9), Delaware 42 (van Punts 1-36 2-74 Receiving Yards: Keita Malloy, 114 yards vs. West Chester; Fumbles-Lost 3-2 4-3 Assists- Delaware 19 Zanten 9). Assists- ORA IS Dan Cooper, 110 vs . Rhode Island; Lanue Johnson, 103 vs. (Pearl 10), Monmouth 14 (Simonenko, Edomskich 3 Penalties-Yards 7-47 4-30 JMU Time of Possession 25:01 34:59 (Aidietis 4). Total fouls each), Delaware 9 (Santee, Receiving Touchdowns: Pat Williams, 2 vs . Lehigh; Dan Delaware 25 , Monmouth Shackelford, Shazier 2 each). Cooper, 2 vs. West Chester; Keita Malloy 2vs. James Madison 17 . TOial fouls- ORA 12, JNDIYJDJIAI . STATISTICS and Montana RUSHING -Delaware, Brown 23-188, Johnson 13-163, Delaware 16. Coleman 6-56, Langan 8-45, Ham leu 5-18, Hebron 1-4; Montana, ~ Boddie 7-49, Stensrud 6-37, Dickenson 15-(-2). Most Points: Pat Williams, 24 vs. Lehigh PASSING- Delaware, Langan 7-2-3-60, Hamleu 6-3-0- Longest Field Goal: Steve Leo, 44 yards vs. Towson 64; Montana, Dickenson 44-37-0-409. Most Field Goals: Steve Leo. 3 vs. Rhode Island RECEIVING- Delaware, Malloy 2-50, Cooper 1-43, Most Extra Points: Steve Leo, 8 vs.Lehigh, 7 vs . Montana Coleman 1-17, Brown 1-14; Montana, Wells 14-116, Gumsey6- 114, Boddie 6-69, Erhardt 2-50, CockhillS-36, Stensrud 4-24. B.dl&l:m.;, Longest Punt Return: Keita Malloy, 62 yards vs. West Chester Longest Kicko" Return: Norman Coleman, 36 yards vs. West Chester; Keita Malloy, 35 yards vs. William & Mary Longest Interception Return: Kenny Bailey, 94 yards vs. Call Walter Lehigh (TO); 40 yards vs. Rhode Island 831-2771 Quarterfinals· Longest Fumble Return: Kenny Bailey, 57 yards vs. UMass Saturday. December 4 (TO) -Georgia Southern vs. Kentucky 12 Youngstown State ~ ; Delaware 49, Montana 48 •Delaware vs. Marshall Best Punting Average: Brian Meyers, 38.8 vs. Lehigh •Youngstown State 56, Central •Boston University vs. Idaho Longest Punt: Brian Meyers, 52 vs. Villanova : Florida 30 •McNeese vs. Troy State •Boston University 27, Northern Rest of Playoffs: ~ · Iowa21 2 OT •Semifinals to be played Saturday, Interceptions: Scott Acker, Derek Underwood, 2 vs.Lehigh •Marshall28, Howard 14 December 11, times and locations Tackles: Josh Mastrangelo, 15 vs. Towson; Kenny Bailey, 14 •Troy State 42, Stephen F. Austin to be determined. UMass; Mike Bandish, 14 vs. UMass, Northeastern 20 .Championship game to be played Quarterback Sacks: Matt Morrill, 2 vs . Richmond and •Idaho 34, Northeast Louisiana 31 Saturday, December 18 at Lehigh; Mark Spinelli, 2 vs. Lehigh ~McNeese 34, William & Mary 28 Marshall University, Huntington, West Virginia. About adollar a slice. About adollar aday. 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