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VOL XVIII, NO. 120 thc inJcpcnJent student newspaper ser\ing 110trt dame and saint man·., ~ESDAY, APRIL 3, 1984 :Peace Corps Director Loret Ruppe to speak at ND comtnencement By DAN McCULLOUGH Recently, Ruppe has been News Editor accused of liberalizing the Peace Corps policy on offering abortions Loret Miller Ruppe, director of· to volunteers. According to a)an. 13, the Peace Corps, will be Notre 1984, Washington Times article, Dame's commencement speaker for Ruppe was responsible for a "more 1984, The Observer learned yester­ permissive policy that allows volun­ day. teers to remain in the Peace Corps Although Assistant Director of In­ until after a second abortion," rather formation Services Michael Garvey than being dismissed after one abor­ said, "I can neither confrrm nor deny tion. anything until we have lined up all of The article further states Ruppe the honorary degree recipients." decided to continue the practice of The Observer was told by Ruppe's using federal money to fund abor­ secretary she will be the commence­ tion counseling, transportation and ment speaker and will be on campus per diem expenses of pregnant May 20. volunteers. The article continues on President Reagan appointed to say about 200 volunteers have Ruppe head of the Peace Corps on used the funds for abortions during Feb. 14, 1981. Prior to that she was the past three years. Ruppe has been co-chairwoman of the Reagan-Bush criticized for this policy because it is Committee in Michigan during the not consistent with the current ad­ Lewis freshman Sheila McDaniel pauses for a mo­ the FM dial next semester, but right now such a move 1980 election. Ruppe is also the wife ministration's. ment from her duties as a WSND-AM dike jockey. The seems unlike(y. Story below. of former congressman Philip Thomas Paulken, director of the radio station would like to see itself in a position on Ruppe. Peace

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They're called "parking lot issues" - the little things A person claiming to represent Notre Dame won the student government workers do to make life for the rest "Wet Willie" contest this year at the Button in Fort Lauderdale of us a little better. Mark Worscheh during spring break. A student who asserts he is that person says he More this, and more that. A meeting here, a store danced in the contest with an empty beer case over his head to there. Oft-repeated on the trail to the presidency (or Managing Editor remain anonymous. Last year a Notre Dame student won the "Wet the senate or hall government), these wanton promises ·. Willie" contest and was nearly expelled. Dean of Students James rarely materialize, and the campaign posters are long Inside Tuesda - Rocma issued a directive before spring break instructing students gone come August or September. In addition, very few to stay away from such contests. -The Observer candidates are ever put to the test of re-election. But bureaucratic miracles do happen, and outgoing time because you've got to go and hit every base, talk to Student Senator Dave McAvoy and Student Union every person," but he adds, "The turning point came Movie Commissioner Mary Jane Costello have followed when we decided we were going to pay for it." The "Shamrocks Against Dystrophy" up on particular problems about the campus with a Over in Cushing Hall, "James Bond Week" begins campaign, hdd the week before Spring Break, raised close to $1200 laudable amount of fervor. tonight, the latest in a series of great movies brought to for the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Most of the money raised You know this scenario. He's been on the phone for Notre Dame with the help ofSU's movie commissioner. came in the form of pennies and small change, according to cam­ twenty minutes. Twisting and untwisting the cord, he's Under Costello's direction, such blockbuster's as 48 paign chairman George Jordan. The money raised will be used by the shifted from his left to his right foot 42 times. To his Hours, Gandhi, Trading Places, Risky Business and South Bend MDA office to provide services to local patients. - The right, she's been staring into the grey marble for up­ War Games have been shown on the screen in the Obsert'er wards of fifteen minutes, blankly gazing around the Engineering Auditorium. graffiti-covered sign which Costello chose all of the reads "Please limit calls to movies for this semester, a five minutes." The line change from when the begins at the large Rubber­ sponsoring club c

Lettuce hear Laundry Notice: To insure that all charges for special/express Of Interest laundry, drycleaning and tailoring are able to be billed, all items from you••• picked up after April 13, 1984 will be strictly on a cash basis. No charges to the students' accounts will be permitted. However, this does not apply to the regular student bundle service. Any amount Ian L. McHerg, chairman of the Department of over the bundle allotment will be billed on the next semester's in­ Landscape Architecture and Regional Planning, at the University of Pennsylvania, is speaking today in the Annenberg Auditorium at 4 voice. Seniors are reminded that their accounts must be billed prior to graduation, including overuse of bundle service. We will have p.m. on "Design with Nature: The Ecological Dimension." - The balances owed, as a result of exceeding the laundry allotment, for Obsen•er seniors only, on May 10, '84. Any bundle input by a senior after that date may result in a negative balance which will require us to collect A Latin Mass will be offered by Father Leonard Banas, in cash upon receipt of the bundle by the senior. the Pangborn flail Chapel tomorrow at 12: IS p.m. The Mass is being sponsored hy the Classical Students of Notre Dame. All arc wdcome. - 7'ht• Obsen,er -T"'i!fll' ,,4 .J,., • Write: :? ,, ·Weather ~· The Observer Those April showers mar come in P.O. Box Q handy later! A 70 pcrn·nt chann· of rain today and hrn·zy. High in upper 40s and low 50s. A "'0 per­ Notre Dame, IN t:cnt chann· of rain tonight and turning cooler. Low in mid 50s. Rain nr drizzle likely tomorrow 46556 and t:ool. lligh in upper 50s and low 40s.

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The Observer Tuesday,April3, 1984- page 3 Senate abolishes one OC commission seat By MIKE MILLEN from $30 to S40. The issue will be News Staff discussed in future meetings. A debate regarding the candidacy The off-campus student commis­ of Harold Augustine for Senior Fel­ sioner will no longer be a member of low was opened. Debate ended the student senate as a result of a when some student senate members resolution passed unanimously at objected to the discussion. Ex­ last night's student senate meeting. ecutive Coordinator Ray Wise said The current off-campus commis­ "I don't think that it's for us to sioner, Doug Honeywell, was not decide." David echoed this present at the meeting. "I have no philosophy, saying "This is a deci­ comment," he said later in a phone sion for seniors .. .it's not really any interview. of our business." Student Body Vice President Bertino announced a new policy Cathy David recommended the regarding the recording of senate commissioner be made a member of votes and other information. He said the Hall President's Council, saying votes, attendance, and sub­ "there are currently two off-campus committee participation will be tab­ representatives on the student ulated henceforth, and "will be senate, and no off-campus made public in the future." representatives on the Hall Presi­ Office hours have been set up so dent's Council." She reasoned the that anyone can discuss student off-campus commissioners have no government-related issues with the means of recetvmg _pertinent in­ student body president and vice formation discussed at the HPC president. Bertino will be available meetings. on the second floor of La Fortune "The hall presidents seemed from 10-11 p.m. on Sunday and Mon­ favorable to the idea," David added, day, and David from 11-12 p.m. responding to arguments the senate Tuesday and Wednesday. could not mandate policy for the HPC. In other business, Bertino noted Student Body President Rob Bertino (center) begins Bertino is his executive advisor Tom Knee to the left, Student Body President Rob Ber­ the cabinet application deadline has to organize his new office on the second floor of and Student Body Treasurer AI Novas to the right. tino announced the formation of a been extended to Friday. He stated a LaFortune, which be moved into yesterday. Helping committee to study the proposal to new constitution will be voted on at increase the student activities fee the next senate meeting. Deadline past, but new alcohol policy remains undisclosed

By FRANK LIPO The passage of the deadline was both attending a session of the process of making arrangements for said, "I don't feel it is the best com­ News Staff not publicly acknowledged by Fr. Provost Advisory Committee. Neit­ an off-campus move. promise available. I still feel there William Beauchamp, head of the her the Provost's office nor the Uni­ Brian Callahan, former SBP and were better alternatives and I spoke The April 1 deadline set for the an­ Committee on the Responsible Use versity Information Services office one of two students on the alcohol up about that at every meeting" nouncement of the revised Notre of Alcohol or by Dean Timothy were able to provide information committee, commented on the Fr. Mark Poorman, rec­ Dame alcohol policy has passed, and O'Meara, University provost. Both regarding the impending policy. relationship between the housing tor and committee member, agreed it is unclear exactly when the long­ Beauchamp and O'Meara were un­ Student Body President Rob Ber­ withdrawal deadline and the im­ with Callahan that the policy is now awaited policy will be made public. available for comment, they were tino is playing the waiting game minent alcohol policy. He believes being discussed by the University along with the students he the housing withdrawal deadline trustees. He said the committee represents. He has "no idea" what will not be a problem. "Anyone who finished the document before spring the policy will be. It will be released moved off-campus due to the al­ break and submitted it to the lhiver- by the week of April 9 he assumes, cohol policy would not be sity officers (the President, Provost but he is unsure whether it will be a penalized," he said. and other administrators.) After the general release or a release to the Although it is unclear exactly officers reviewed the document, it The independent student newspaper rectors followed by a general when the policy will be released, was sent to the University trustees, serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's is release. Callahan shed some light on the where it remains. Although, like Cal­ accepting applications for the following When asked about the upcoming delay, "I think they (the llniversity lahan, he could not comment on the positions: April 6 deadline for release from on­ offict'i'S')'fotwarded it tb the Univer- details of the committee's recom­ campus housing without penalty, sity trustees and they are waiting for mendation, he did say it was ex­ Bertino speculated there would on­ a response. It should be out later this tremely well- worded. Advertising Design Manager ly be a small tie between the new week or very early next week." He indicated it is fruitless to policy and on-campus housing Although unable to discuss discuss the policy further until the e Previous design experience is withdrawals. He said most students details of the new policy until it is details of the document are known. preferred. who are going to move off-campus announced, he spoke of his willing­ He said, "the next point of fruitful have anticipated some sort of ness to discuss the details of the discussion will occur when ·the e The job requires working in the change and already are in the policy when it was made public. He policy does come out." afternoon and supervising a staff of advertising designers. . Architecture students move Beaux e Submit resume and personal statement to Mark Worscheh by 5 p.m. today. For more information, Arts Ball to South Dining Hall call The Observer at 239-5303. ByJENNIFER BIGOTT we were complying with those tenaed the last Beaux Arts Ball. StaffReporter rules," said Rectenwald. Proceeds from the event are all- Since then, officers of the AlA ocated for various operating ex- The ObseiYer Changes have been made in this have talked with Roemer, rectifying penses of events designed to 3rd Roor, LaFortune Student Center semester's Beaux Arts .Ball, accord- previous problems. As a result, the promote campus awareness of the Notre Dame, IN 46556 ing to Dan Rectenwald, vice presi­ AlA will sponsor another Beaux Arts Architecture School. Such events in­ dent of the student chapter of the Ball. "We view the Ball as one good elude lectures, seminars and ex­ American Institute of Architects. tool for us to reach out and open up hibits. "We've delegated authority The AlA sponsors the dance each to the campus," said Rectenwald. and gotten more people involved," SPECIAL semester. Approximately, 600 people at- said Rectenwald. SUMMER The Beaux Arts Ball was cancelled last fall due to the combination of versity also owns several RATES crowded conditions in the Ar­ commercial radio stations in South STORAGE chitecture Building and alleged in­ Radio Bend. Matwiy stressed, however, the stances of alcohol abuse. According final decision about submitting the to Rectenwald, crowding was a continued from page 1 FCC application rests with WVFI's RESERVATION problem at the last Ball because tick­ executive board. ets were sold before the Ball and at ting a new FM station on campus Matwiy also emphasized he and MASTER MINI the door. When a surprisingly large were much better last fall when the the members of the station's ex­ number of people turned out, the group first looked into applying for ecutive board are "exploring lots of WAREHOUSES building could not house all those an FM license. He said the odds have different avenues" in their attempt who had purchased tickets. Addi­ diminished since then because an­ to determine the future of the new Very Close to Campus tional complications arose from the other group in the South Bend area station. One of the options being Approx 2112 Miles North US 31 presence of alcohol, which was decided to apply to the FCC for the considered is a complete rebuilding GatP.s Open All Day Sunday prohibited. only frequency available for a new of the carrier current system which transmits WSND-AM's signal. This ~r-..---.,---.. Consequently, almost two weeks non-commercial FM station. after the event, Dean of Students "Given the fact that there are al­ would allow the new station to james Roemer said there would be ready five non-commercial FM sta­ broadcast in stereo on the AM dial. no more Beaux Arts Balls in the tions in South Bend, I don't think the WVFI will also relocate its facilities Call NtJW future. "It's a University building and FCC would grant two public to the LaFortune Student Center, what you do inside of a school build­ licenses to anyone," said Matwiy. He moving into a new studio described 683-1959 ing is very controlled, and I guess said he believes the situation is fur­ by Matwiy as "one of the top two in ... there's a question as to whether ther complicated by the fact the Uni- the South Bend area." ··...... •' ~· ,• . . . .•-...... • ...... , ...... -.- ......

The Observer Tuesday, April3, 1984- page 4 Social researchers mail computer attitude quiz

By BUD LUEPKE study, and experience with com­ News Staff puters. The survey then asks the student Technology. It shapes our lives. how he views computing and The telephone has become essential people who work with computers. in every home. The television set is For instance, do you view com­ for many, an intrinsic part of daily puters as feminine or masculine? Do living. In 1984, computers arc the you view people who spend a lot of "new" technology. time with computers as socially in­ The Social Science Training and ept or socially adept? For these ques­ Research Laboratory is mailing to tions, a student may circle a number random students a survey concern­ one through seven, one being one ing attitudes towards computers. extreme and seven being the other. The survey is aimed at discovering All of the questions have degrees to different conceptions of, and their answers such as this. feelings toward., computers. The survey next asks for the stu­ dent's personal attitude toward Dr. Stephen Arndt, a program­ computers. For example, using a mer/consultant at the Lab, came up scale of one through seven, it asks if with the idea of the survey while in you view computers as easy or dif­ his own work with computers. He ficult, as humanizing or dehumaniz­ explained, "Once I sat next to a guy ing. working a computer, and he was The survey's purpose, as Arndt sweating. Some people fear com­ admits, is unclear at this Lime. He has puters. I had never thought of them no hypotheses yet. "For now," he (computers) that way." Arndt said said, "I just want to find out what the he worked with computers in the conceptions (of computers) are. Navy and now has a computer in his You sec advertising making assump­ home. tions of what people's misconcep­ The survey was mailed last week tions are, but no one ever really TbcObsc~r/Lev Cbapclsky Spring twilight to 1500 undergraduate students, went out to ask them". Arndt also about 20 percent of the student said, "Once I know what the concep­ Letwlng books for later, Lori A rick and Dan Lal~y weather, knowing that with South Bend's tem­ body, and were sent completely at tions are, I can then think about take time out to watch the sunset near St.joseph's lake. peramental weather, spring is never certain. random. About 250 surveys have ways of softening the impact of tech­ Many students are taking advantage of the u•ann been returned, and Arndt said the nology on society." return rate is less than what he had Arndt expects the results of the hoped for. Arndt said he expects to survey to be completed by the end receive the rest of the surveys with­ of May or june. To find out more Saint Mary's selects commissioners in next two weeks. about the survey or its results, Arndt The survey itself includes a wide can be contacted in the Social By JEAN STEINWACHS (traditional events), Doric Murray student governent representative. range of questions. It begins with Science Training and Research Neu•sStaff (judicial), Liz Adams (off-campus) There will also be an RA. representa­ questions aiming at categorizing stu­ Laboratory on the fifth floor of the and J canoe Hudak (Christian life). tive as a commissioner next year. dents by year, sex, department of Memorial Library. Eight new commissioners for next The graphic/publicity commis­ Anne Marie Kollman, vice presi­ year's student government at Saint sioner will be chosen Wednesday, dent of student affairs, said the RA Mary's have lx:en chosen. and the athlctk commissioner at a commission will "hopefully get stu­ SENIORS The new commissioners will be later date. dent government and RAs working Lisa Fitt ( entt·rtainment), Jane The criteria for the choices were together more than they have in the Time is runninq out! Aka!aitis (movies), Kacey Horner an application and a fifteen minute past." Buy your Senior Formal Bid Today! ( publk relations), Trish Cullo interview with the student body Budak says her commmission (election), Mary Beth Lavezzorio prcsidcnt, vice president of student "wants to allow the students to On sale in LaFortune and Le'Mans, 1 affairs and vice president of voice opinions about Christian life 4:30-6:30, Apri I 2-4 academic affairs. through meetings in halls. We also c Some new changes have taken hope to get more students involved Tux fitting and Second City Tickets place in student government com­ in volunteer work." also available Glenn missions. The speaker, alumni and Lee Ann Franks, student body ... developmcnr-.. Co"riiiliiSSlorlS'ha-i'e president, stressed student govern­ Don't miss out on the biggest continued from page I been taken over by the vice presi­ ment is willing to listen to students, event of the vear!! dent of academic afl'airs, and the off­ and the meetings are open to anyone oocoaaccccccccccooooooaccocrJOC lion in limding to aid victims of the campus commissioner will be a interested in attending. rt-ct·ssion.

the things this campus needs: parody that is more to achieve that precious academic edge relevant and makes us laugh. It is a parody, over their peers. Unfortunately, this competi­ Satirical exploits isn't it? .. .isn't it? tion also breeds backstabbers and cheaters. Alcohol and exams Christopher Miller As a tutor for Freshman Chemistry, my job Dear Editior freshman was supposedly to help failing students Dear Editor: It's refreshing to see that The Obseroer has become more proficient at learning the sub­ There seems to be two controversial issues decided to branch out into unexplored ter­ ject matter. Most students enrolled in these receiving attention on this page during these ritory with bold new additions to its format; tutorial sessions were not "F" students, but past weeks: the campus alcohol problem and now we, the readers, are blessed with funny, Opportunity to learn rather, "B" students struggling to obtain that the campus cheating problem. accurate parodies of the simple-mindedness competitive edge. Many members ofthe student body, faculty, and naivete that threaten this university. Dear Editor: A sadder point was that some students were and administration agree that there is some The Viewpoint article entitled "Come to I can almost remember when I too was a not interested in learning chemistry, but in form of abuse regarding both these problems. Paradise, come to Notre Dame" really had me freshman, when I thought Notre Dame was learning how to get the coveted "seven" on A major concern ofthese persons is that both in stitches. The author seems to touch all the paradise, when Friday quizzes were "tests of the weekly quiz. In so doing, these overac­ abuses have been readily accepted as part of bases with his mocking of the automatons that integrity" .... Freshman year was when the hievers denied proper instruction to the stu­ the everyday life at Notre Dame. threaten to stifle any attempt at free thinking reasons for coming to Notre Dame were still dents with real problems. by the students of this university. fresh in my mind, when my naivete and in­ When a person steals answers on a quiz, the Since the administration feels that the best Especially pointed were the attacks on the nocence were staunchly guarded against all cheater is the only person harmed; when a stu­ way to handle situations such as these is to fictive narrator's dangerous moral com­ that was evil by the protecters at the Fresh­ dent steals the opportunity to learn from an­ take away the source of the problem (e.g. placency, insidious self-righteousness, his flair man Year of Studies. other student, this is a greater offense. taking care of the alcohol problem by taking for absurd hyperbole, and his simple ig­ Imagine thinking that the reason why every But wait... let us not forget that this is as away alcohol). I feel that the administration norance of the very real problems of al­ Chemistry 115 student received the same close to paradise as an earthly paradise can should remain consistent in its behavior by coholism, strained relationships between the quiz was because it made grading so much be... where freshmen and teachers are above simply doing away with all exams as a solution sexes, and lack of open-mindedness on the easier. Surely it was obvious that these were reproach... well, at least backstabbers here do to the cheating problem. part of the students, faculty and administra­ tests of character, not chemistry. not have long hair. Tim Reilly tion. Academic competition motivates students Ted Underiner junior This article is a stunning example of one of to work harder, learn better, and struggle Senior

Campus comments: What is your favorite building on either campus?

Holy Cross is definitely my favorite. Cushing, because I don't have any Pasquerilla East, because my future Any building except Flanner or The North Dining Hall - I hate It has so much character and really classes there. wife lives there. Grace. I can't understand why a surprises. feels like home. place like Notre Dame built such eyesores. The North Dining Hall is ugly also.

Kathy Watry - 86 Mike Flaherty - 87 Derek S. Gandy - 86 Mike Prados - 87 Patty Talamo- 84 Nursing Freshman Year of Studies American Studies Program of Liberal Studies Science Pre-professional Saint Mary's College Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame

Editorial Board Department Managers P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame, IN 46556 (219) 239-5303 Editor-in-Chief ...... Bob Vonderheide Business Manager ...... Dave Taiclet Managing Editor ...... Mark Worscheh Controller ...... Maripat Horne The Observer is the independent newspaper published by the students of the Executive Editor ...... Margaret Fosmoe Advertising Manager ...... Jeanie Poole du Lac and Saint Mary's College. It does not necessarily News Editor ...... Sarah Hamilton Circulation Manager ...... Jeff O'Neill reflect the policies of the administration of either institution. The news is reported as News Editor ...... Dan McCullough Systems Manager ...... Kevin Williams accurately and as objectively as possible. Unsigned editorials represent the opinion Saint Mary's Editor ..... Anne Monastyrski of a majority of the Editorial Board. Commentaries, lettElrS anp the IQside Column Sports Editor ...... Michael Sullivan present the views of their authors. Column space is available to all members of the Viewpoint Editor ...... Dave Grote community, and the free expression of varying opinions on campus, through letters, Features Editor ...... Mary Healy Founded November 3, 1966 is encouraged. Photo Editor ...... Pete Laches Showcase Tuesday, April3, 1984- page 6

Strange days indeed Trash bin treasures In pursuit of fac by Kathy Schubert by Marc Ramirez features staff writer features columnist What was born on a rainy af­ and the answers are not obvious. D ummaging through the Ohsen•er's assorted trash buckets Q : ternoon in 1979 in Montreal, Trivia buffs feel this game was ft.,ometimes produces interesting results, more interesting than Canada? made for them. Finally something to one might tl·nd to believe. Below all the crumpled-up paper balls, A: Trivial Pursuit, an adult board challenge the intellect. That's some­ brokl'n Pl·ncils and USl'd-up pens, old homework assignments and game that Scott Abbott and Chris thing you can't say about video Snickers wrappers, there lie written words the average person at and John Haney hope will be their games or Dungeons and Dragons, Notrl· I>aml' nevl·r sees. "million dollar baby." which relics mainly on imagination. Particularly ifyou'rl·looking through the goodies in the trash can Abbott and Chris Haney, former Pursuit has been called the most next to Viewpoint editor·~ de~k. Canadian journalists, got the idea to successful game to come along in That rubbish consists of those letters to the l'ditor that had the invent their own game while playing the last 30 years. So far this seems ttl misfortune to be shunned by thOSl' responsible for choosing what's Scrabble. It took the two less than an be holding true. Stores have been fit to print. And. so, as a publk sl·rvke to the Notre Dame community hour to design its basic structure. selling out the 540 game as fast as who haVl' thl· right to know the opinions ofsonu: of The Ohser11er's The object of Pursuit is to move they get them in. Translations of the rt·aders, here's a sampling of soml· of the treasures discovered at the around the wheel-shaped board by game are being marketed around the holt om of the wastebasket. rolling a die and then answering a world, and a second supplement question. There are six categories of (the original is called Genius I) lkar EdilOr: questions: geography, history, art called Silver Screen is already Recently I had the opportunity to spend three weeks staying with and literature, science and nature, available in the U.S. Also due out my hrothn in Gracl·, and I certainly must say that I can't figure out entertainment, and sports and soon arc two other supplements, All­ what l'Veryone is complaining about. The music played on the South leisure. There is a special space on Star Sports and Baby Boomer. Baby lknd radio stations was great, and, after nearly a month of listening the board that corresponds to each Boomer will contain questions span­ to those vibes, I'd like to tell everyone that they're just a hunch of of these categories. A player obtains ning the 19SO's through the early spoiled brats. Tht· music is perfect as far as I'm concerned. a marker by answering the question 1970's. correctly when he lands on such a Ronnie Smith space. A player must collect a The appeal of Pursuit is obvious. 1/arrismz Ciratle School marker from each category and then It's a great get together game in that Lincoln, Nebraska travel to the center to win. anywhere from two to 24 people Sounds pretty simple, right? Just can play. It's a lot of fun, but it may Dear Editor: answer six little questions and get to have an adverse effect on your ego. Can't anyone ever get any privacy? I'm gone for five minutes, and the center. No big deal. Remarked one student, "I always all of a sudden everyone wants to know where I am. Well, if you must A definite misconception. This is considered myself pretty intelligent, know, I've been sick, and I'm in the darn bathroom. I'll be out in a where the "adult" aspect of the but after an hour and a half (of A roomful of Notre Dame students pur minute. Sheesb. game comes into play. There are Trivial Pursuit) I'm not so sure." But right, are Karen Russell, Teresa Barker, A. 1,000 questions for each category, don't let that stop you. Left to right above are Nick Wiggins, A tic The Beef In a Wendy's restroom somewhere in America Movies Dear Editor: I've hct·n reading entirely too much about the alleged cheating in Dr. Emilllofman's l'hcmistry class, and I'll have you know I'm pretty Splash - unreal but a111using uarn sick of it all. The possibility of students cheating at Nmre Dame really burns me up, and personally, I'd do anything to lead the case definitely succeeds in playing the against students like that if I could only figure out a way to pass my straight role to Daryl Hannah's naive U>AT and become a lawyer. by Paul Cimino humor. Hannah is also very goob as features staff writer the beauty from the sea. And w.at Will Cht'C.'tC more needs be said about the t.nts Pan}(bonz Hall hat is it like to fall in love with a scientist ( played by Eugene Levy, of Candy and Levy who have been L#oUl.J W mermaid? Well, if you are in­ another SClV veteran) who is trying mainstays of the Second Gty Te'levi­ Dear Editor: terested in acquiring an answer to to prove to his peers that Madison sion Network for years. Their I read a kw months ago about all the hype that went on your this question, "Splash" is the movie really is a mermaid. raucous and quick-witted humor campus due to the popularity of Cap'n Crunch, and as a concerned for you. Being a hometown Noo Yawk keeps the action moving at a fast and citizen, I think the whole thing was a big mistake. I happen to know "Splash" is a wonderfully funny boy, I immediately knew that I had a funny pace throughout the film. the Cap'n personally, and he's about as had as they come. Yeah, just and delightful movie about a New good flick on my hands when I The story suffers slightly from un­ ask him to tell you some of the things he did in lit. Lauderdale over Yorker named Alan Bauer (played noticed that the opening scene was believability at times, but come on; hrl·ak. What a dirty old man. Also, if possible, I'd like to come to your by Tom Hanks) who has his dreams filmed on the Staten Island Ferry. this is a movie about a guy who falls S<.'hool to conduct a series of lectures on his lewd behavior. Can this fulfilled. Alan shares ownership of a But don't get the idea that this film is in love with a mermaid; the whole he arranged' New York-based fruit and vegetable only for New Yorkers. On the con­ premise is just a link overboard. supply company with his brother trary, it is a film for anyone who en­ Despite this fact, "Splash" is won­ The Lucky Charms Leprechaun (played by John Candy from SClV). joys a good laugh. derfully entertaining and worth the On gnJcery store she/11es everywhere The business is doing great, but The acting is of a high caliber and price of admission. One word of Alan's life has taken a plunge. Sad­ each of the four of the major charac­ advice: Buy your popcorn and soda Dear Editor: dened by the fact that he has no one ters' roles are written and portrayed before the show starts becaus~ I've come to a conclusion. Parietals are useless. I mean, think to love, Alan plods around in a in such a manner as to augment the every minute is filled with laughs about it. lf]oe and Mary fall asleep in joe's room and arc caught after dejected state for the frrst 1 5 efforts of the other three. Tom and fun which you won't want to 2:00 doing nothing but sleeping, they still get in trouble. But if minutes of the film. After taking an Hanks is exceptional as Alan. He miss. Rated P.G. for Pretty Good! people arc gonna have sex, they don't have to wait until after two in extremely costly cab ride from New thl· morning to do it, right? Consider this: two people can meet at a York City to Massachusetts, Alan party and decidt· to have sex at H:30. 9, and every half hour after that falls out of a small motorboat into until paril'tals.l do it all the time. the hay (I won't tell you what he was doing there in the first place) and AI Wyzretti because he has never learned to Someu•bere 011 campus swim, sinks slowly to the bottom. Enter our mermaid (swimmingly Dear Editor: portrayed by Daryl Hannah) who My son receives The Ohserr•er at home, and as I was paging rescues Alan and drops him on the through some oftht· old issues, I happened to notice some of the shore where he awakens a few hours photo spreads you ran oft he Space ShuuleColumhia. If! wanted my later. After giving him a quick kiss, son to sec all oft hat space stuff, I'd send him off to sec "Return of the the mermaid jumps back into the sea Jedi," which I don't let him do either. Kids have too much on their and leaves Alan standing alone on dirty young minds nowadays to be seeing nonsense like space the beach with a bunch of questions. voyages and the like. Please cancel our subscription. A few days later, the mermaid shows up in the buff at the Statue of Mrs. Bea llyndthctymcs Liberty where she causes quite a A disgusted mother in Peru, lndiaua scene. When she is arrested by the police, Alan's wallet is found in her Dear Editor: possession and he is immediately The Far Side cartoon which ran the other day about anteaters of notified. Alan picks her up at the the future was totally inaccurate and untrue. You sec, there won't be police station and takes her to his any anteaters in the futurc.l'm going to take my M-16 and blast them apartment. Throughout the course The Observer /Thorn Bradley all to extinction when I get ouua this dump, and if anyone thinks I'm of the following days, Alan educates kidding just let them try and stop me. her, names her Madison and falls Jazzin... p deeply in love with her. A New Orleans musician blows his clarinet as part of the Preser­ Sy Copathc Life is not all peaches and cream vation Hall Jazz Festival, sponsored by the Saint Mary's Perfor­ An Army ROTC living in a treuch for this couple, however, as they are ming Arts Series, which took place Friday night at O'Laughlin. continuously pursued by a crazed Showcase Tuesday,April3, 1984- page 7

Records and fun A new di01ension to Jackson rry Bernat stone and wood hall using digital by Ge systems. The recording quality of features Staff Writer Body and Soul is excellent. ------..:':;...______As a whole, Body and Soul is oe jackson fans will be surprised if Like his music,JoeJackson's lyrics much more instrumental tha..'lJoe Jnot, perhaps, aghast at his latest ef­ have matured markedly since his Jackson's earlier albums. Most of its fort, Body and Soul. Once bitter and early albums. Body and Soul songs ire able to stand up by them· cynical, Jackson has become per· delivers a much more personal selves, but are better taken as parts sonal and hopeful in his music, message than Jackson fans have of the whole album. Likely can­ which has developed and matured heard before, as a closer picture of didates for radio airplay are "The both musically and lyrically since his the artist is allowed to develop. "The Verdict," "Be My Number Two," and earlier work. Verdict" sees Jackson's cynicism "Happy Ending," a cute boy-meets­ Body and Soul follows musically melt away as he gropes for what he girl duet. These three songs seem to along lines rooted in Jackson's last knows to be right amidst frailty, in­ have enough lyric to attract radio­ two albums, in whichJackson decision, and fear. "Go for It" dis­ listener interest, whereas other cuts showed his ability with 40's and SO's plays an optimistic side of)oc may prove to be too instrumental. era jazz and the clean, more modern Jackson that has never before shown Body and Soul is, like most Joe sounds ofNight and Day. Jackson's itself in such clear terms. Jackson albums, different than all of musical expertise and maturity is While Body and Soul deals with his other work. This fact may com­ prominent throughout the album, primarily the same themes thatJack- fort some disappointed fans who and is most pronounced in the last . son has written about in the past, won't appreciate Jackson's musical ·two songs, "Be My Number Two" glaringly absent are the bitterness progress. It seems to be taking him and "Heart oflce." and cynicism that once colored farther away from his earlier expres­ "Be My Number Two" is a song Jackson's point of view and that arc sions of bitterness and cynicism, about love and hope threatened by evident in the well-played "Is She which so accurately exposed many cynicism and self-doubt, and Really Going Out With Him?" from human wants, weaknesses and disap­ features an impressive combination Look Sharp! In looking at how we pointments without giving in to of tenor sax and violin, which brings treat one another and ourselves, Joe these personal stumbling blocks. the clean and musically superb song Jackson has, apparently, grown up By Gerry Bernat Body and Soul, Joe to a close. Liberal use of saxes, violin, and accepted the imperfection of Jackson , bass; Vinnie trumpet, and piano gives Body and life. Zummo, guitar; Ed Roynesdal, Soul a full, well-orchestrated sound. Much of what tries to keyboards and violin; Tony Aiello, "Heart of lee" closes the album on accomplish through Body and Soul saxes and flute; Michael Morreale, an upbeat and positive note which is is written in an explication ofthc al­ trumpet and fluglehorn; Gary Burke, primarily instrumental, and is in­ bum printed in generously super­ drums; Ellen Foley an Elaine Cas­ dicative ofwhereJoeJackson stands lative terms on the back of the cover. well, vocals; Joe Jackson, vocals, sue their pastime pleasure with the hottest game on the market. Top, left to musically. Most of the album was recorded in a piano, sax. A and M Records rm Seeley, Kathy O'Brien, Kathy Martin, Katy Stephan, and Stephanie Siegel. ~Groner, Jeanne Bowman, Ed Mulholland and Dan Lally. Dancin' Irish not just a sideshow operate without University funding, although they did receive asssis­ by Tracy Oakes tancc from Saint Mary's College. features staff writer The squad is optimistic with regard to the future. Their main ob· jectivc is to broaden their horizons he Dancin' Irish, a squad of NO problems began with the loss of and to overcome some of the dif­ T and SMC girls who perform to their moderator, Jan Bishop, and the ficulties encountered this year. the tunes of such singers as Michael lack of a replacement_ An important priority this year is Jackson, The Cars, and George Ben­ When asked about the effect on the quest for a "home base" offering son, arc in the process of steppin' the squad of coping without a guidance and representation to out into areas other than the home moderator, Patty Whitehouse, a two authority. Such guidance could be basketball scene. year veteran, commented that Bis­ found in departments other than The squad, composed of sixteen hop had never closely associated Student Activities, with which they or seventeen girls, is best with or assisted the squad. The cap­ ue currently affiliated. Once this is recognized for its performance of tains had always been self-sufficient tttained, the Dancin' Irish hope to various dance routines during and responsible for coordinating ar­ :xpand their performances into halftime at NO varsity basketball rangements for games and choosing Jther areas, possibly including NO games. They are, however, involved uniforms. ;occer games or dance recitals in the in other activities which extend Without the authority of a South Bend community. beyond these occasional, brief per­ moderator, the squad faced various In any case, the Dancin' Irish are formances. In fact, the character of scheduling problems due to a lack of truly a dedicated and professional the Dancin' Irish, shown in their en­ voice in the athletic department_ gr

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PIERCED EAR Elizabeth. ~·······~·-~·····- ...... ·-·-·.· ·.·.·.·.·,...·.· ' ~ , .t ~ .• ~~· ~ ,. .• ,. ~ #' • • • • • ; I • • 11 ,.; 6 • 'll • 'll I I I I • l I I I I I l I l I I l I I I I I I l ' ' The Observer Tuesday, April3, 1984 -page 9 Parker comes home, leads Reds past Mets Associated Press Bench led a traditional opening day parade though downtown and then CINCINNATI - Dave Parker was wheeled onto the field on a delighted a hometown crowd with a horse-drawn carriage. A fan from two-run single, and Mario Soto nearby Middletown, Ohio, chosen in baftled New York on seven hits as a radio contest, threw out the the Cincinnati Reds routed the Mets ceremonial first pitch as elected of­ 8-1 yesterday in the traditional Na­ ficias and other dignitaries crowded tional League opener. the field. Parker, a Cincinnati native who Soto, who has never lost to the signed with the Reds as a free agent Mets in nine career appearances, in the off-season, responded to a made his third consecutive opening standing ovation with a bases-loaded day start in style with two strikeouts single in his first at-bat as the Reds in the first inning. scored three runs in the first inning Cincinnati then struck for three off Mike Torrez and claimed their runs in the first inning, loading the ninth opening-day victory in 11 bases with none out on Gary Redus' years. double, Milner's single and a walk to Eddie Milner barely cleared the Dave Concepcion. lowered eight-foot outfield wall Parker hit a ground single through with a three-run homer in the a hole at second for two runs, and second inning that put the Reds Concepcion scored when Dan ahead 6-1 and chased Torrez, I 0-1 7 Driessen hit into a fielder's choice. last season. Milner also had a single Darryl Strawberry, last season's and a double in four at-bats to help Rookie of the Year, homered leading the Retls win their first game under off the second, but Cincinnati ex­ Manager Vern Rapp. ploded for four more runs in the bot­ Sotd, 17-10, a year ago with 242 tom of the inning. AP PhOto strikeduts and league-leading 18 Dan Bilardello doubled and Soto, Dave Parker (39) congratulates Dave Concepcion runs in the Reds' 8-1 opening day victory over the New complete games, fanned eight while trying to sacrifice, placed a perfect after Concepcion's seventh-inning homer yesterday. York Mets. See story at left. going fhe distance in a match-up be­ bunt for a single. Milner then Parker, making his Cincinnati debut, drove in two tween the league's two worst teams homered just inches over the right of1983. field wall, bringing on reliever Ed The earliest NL opener in Lynch. Reagan replaces Kuhn modern-day baseball history was With two outs, Parker singled and played in a festive atmosphere Driessen walked. Nick Esasky then before a crowd 46,000 on a sunny hit an infield popup that the Mets and mild April afternoon. surrounded but let drop for a double White Sox defeat Orioles Retired Reds catcher Johnny scoring Parker. Associated Press Reagan tossed out the ceremonial Valuable Player of 1983, provided ~ ftrst ball as a last-minute substitute Baltimore's ftrst run off Hoyt, who BALTIMORE - Harold Baines for baseball Commissioner Bowie won 24 games and the Cy Young SENIORS drove in three runs, and LaMarr Kuhn, then sat in the dugout of Bal­ award last season. Hoyt finally came This is almost your Hoyt pitched the Chicago White Sox timore's defending world cham­ out after 7 1-3 innings, having lost chance to buy to a 5-2 victory yesterday over the pions for one inning before yielded seven hits, three by Dan Baltimore Orioles in an American departing by helicopter. Ford. Senior Formal Tickets League opener attended by Presi­ A ftrst-inning home run by Cal Britt Burns earned the save for OnlyTODAYand dent Reagan. Ripken Jr., the league's Most Hoyt, coming on after Ford and Rip­ ken had singled with one out in the TOMMORROW in eighth. Eddie Murray then singled LafortuneandLeMans home Ford. Rent tuxes 4:30-6:30 JUNIORS The White Sox, last year's AL west ' 'jo\.\ \. Division champions, already had <~>· Lafortune, from 5:00-6:30 struck for two runs before Ripken's opposite field drive into the right SENIOR TRIP DEADLINE field bleachers. 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S: Navy Supply Corps has openings in training programs offering early managerial and technical : sE, t responsibilities. Qualified applicants will receive 10 months paid training program leading to. immediate :: ,..· I ! managerial positions in one of the following areas: ~) u • * Systems ·inventory management i ~B1RR i * Acquisition Contracting * Computer Systems : : * Financial Management _Starting salary $17,000 with benefits-rapid advance­ ~ Applications for bartenders at the ~ ment. Alumni Senior Club are now : Qualifications: BA/BS degree or be within 12 months of graduation from college, B average preferred. U.S. i available at Student Activities. • citizenship a must. Age limHu.29. Call Navy TolLJ:r~_e : . ' -h ..I •-.. -~- ~~ ,. • . 1·800·382·9782 • Navy representative on campus 10-12 April t... A!'.P.~:~~~~~~:~~~:.~~~~~~~~~6 The Observer Tuesday, April 3, 1984 -· page 10 Reserves propel Georgetown to top Associated Press tkld goal hy Eric Dickens to make it 72-67. The Hoya~ made good on the SEATfLE - Georgetown has free-throw line down the stretch, as Patrick Ewing and Houston ha~ they snapped the Cougars' six-game Akeem Olajuwon, hut the Hoyas are winning streak. NCAA ha~ketball champions he­ Houston could take some con­ cause they also have a host of solation in rolling up 75 points reserves, led by freshmen Michael against the lloya defense, which had Graham and Reggie Williams. held opponents to an average of 5 7.4 While Ewing was named the Most points in previous games this season. Outstanding Player in the Final Four after his personal hattie of 7-footers Georgetown, champions of tht with Olajuwon, Williams and Big East, usually uses 10 players but ' Graham carried second-ranked had to do without standout Georgetown to an 84-75 victory defensive guard Gene Smith, who over Houston for the national cham­ suffered a sprained right foot in a 53- pionship last night. 40 victory over Kentucky in the "It's a fabulous feeling. We're semifinals Saturday. elated to win the national champion­ While Ewing was sitting down to ship," said Coach John Thompson, avoid further foul problems late in whose team narrowly missed the the first half, Olajuwon picked up his title in 1982. "It's much"arder to get second and third personals before here than win one game for the na­ sitting out the last 42 seconds of the tional championship. half. This marked the first time in "Guy Lewis is an excellent coach. four tournament games that They've been to the Final Four three Olajuwon did not play the entire straight years." game. Thompson and his players Ewing got his third personal with embraced joyflly as the final seconds 12:08 to go and Georgetown leading APPholO ticked off, the memories of the 55-49. But he went out for only The Georgetown Hoyas won the NG4A Champion­ named the Most Outstanding Player of the Final Four. runner-up finish to North Carolina about a minute just before Franklin's ship last night by defeating the Houston Cougars, See game story at right. two years ago were wiped away. two free throws cut the Houston 84-75 in Seattle. Center Patrick Ewing (left) was But it was sorrow again for Hous­ deficit to 57-54. ton, which was upset 54-52 by North Carolina State a year ago. Olajuwon and his Cougar teammates sobbed on the bench a~ time ran out Monday night, before Toronto Maple Leafs fire Nykoluk 39,471 fans in the Kingdome. It was the first time since Ohio TORONTO - Mike Nykoluk, in his Maple Leaf Gardens office, un­ long ago as the all-star break, but was one ofthe bright spots on a club that State in 1961-62 that a school had described this season by Toronto available for comment. given a vote of confidence at that finished last in the Norris Division lost the championship game two owner Harold Ballard as "too nice a There was no immediate com­ time by Ballard. with a 26-45-9 record. The 45 losses years in a row. Houston also reached guy" to fire, was told by the Maple ment from team officials concerning were the most ever suffered by the tht• Final Four in 196 7, '68 and '81, Leafs yesterday his contract will not Nykoluk's successor. Dan Maloney, Team captain Rick Vaive, who Leafs in one season. "It's unfortunate hut has never won the title. be renewed for the 1984-85 Nation­ an assistant coach, would be the like­ registered his third successive 50- one guy has to lose his job over it." al Hockey League season. ly heir. Another possibility is Roger goal season for the Leafs to claim the The depth of the Hoyas, who But rather than call a news con­ Neilson, a former Leafs' coach who Molson Cup for the third con­ The club also was wracked by in­ finished 34-3, was never more evi­ ference about the move, word of the was released by Los Angeles yester­ secutive time, said it was unfor­ juries in every area for most of the dent than in the final 7:35 of the first firing came during the club's annual day, several hours after Nykoluk was tunate the blame for the Leafs' poor season and the club Nykoluk had to half. Ewing was on the bench with Molson Cup award presentation. let go. performance this season had to rest work with put together three win­ two fouls, while Olajuwon picked Nykoluk was expected to attend the Nykoluk appeared to be on his on one person's shoulders. ning streaks all season - one of four up his second and third personals. noon-hour luncheon, but remained way out from behind the bench as "It's everybody's fault," said Vaive, games and two of two games. Olajuwon picked up his fourth foul less than a minute into the second half, and played tentatively the rest of the way. In winning their 1 1 th straight Wht Entg416 Df tltt

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S~orts Tuesday, April 3, 1984 - page 12 Irish linebacking corps looks strong

ByJOE BRUNEm notes. "It's not like starting over, but Sports Writer it knocks you out of your groove, and Mike is finding it hard to get Notre Dame linebacker coach back in the groove. Right now, he George Kelly should feel lucky. lacks the necessary timing." He has three high school all­ With Larkin forced to redshirt the Americans to fill two spots at inside '83 season, the Irish coaching staff linebacker for next year's football called upon Kovaleski, then a fresh­ team. man, to fill Larkin's shoes. In addition to being highly touted Kovaleski started the first nine out of high school, Tony Furjanic, games of the season before getting Mike Larkin and Mike Kovaleski hurt in the Pittsburgh game. After each ha'i proven his ability to per­ sitting out the Penn State and Air form well in crucial situations. Force games, he returned to start in If there is one thing that the three the Uberty Bowl. lack, however, it is experience. Each "Not having Kovaleski in there of the three have only one year of really hurt us," Kelly says. experience on the starting defensive The 6-2, 2I8-pound Kovaleski unit. turned out to be the surprise of the "They're all young. They've only defensive unit last season, finishing played one year (on the starting third on the team in tackles with 62. team)," says Kelly. "'But, their "Kovaleski is a real competitor," abilities arc far in excess of the total praises Kelly. "He surprised us last linebacking picture that I have had year. He learned fast, but more im­ in yt·ars." portantly, he performed well under Notre Dame linebacker Mike Larkin appears to have returning, the lineiJackers appear to be the strongest To what degret: the Notre Dame pressure." recovered from the arm injury' which kept him out of unit on the Irish defense. joe Brunetti takes a look at lim:backing corps will be able to The mainstay for the Irish at action last season. With Larkin and two other starters the promising picture at left. dominate opponents depends on middle linebacker will be junior-to­ whether Larkin returns to his forrrl be Tony Furjanic. Besides having to of I982. meet the need to excel a'i a player, Overcome slow start the role of a leader may also fall on the shoulders of the OJicago native. "I would hope he'll be a leader," Lacrosse team defeats Kenyon Kelly says of his 6-2, 23I-pound star. "He's not the type to speak out. In· By MIKE SULLIVAN could win the game because of our Notre Dame lead when it scored at stead he leads by example." Sports Editor conditioning." the I3:38 mark of the third quarter As a freshman, Furjanic earned a Which is pretty much what hap­ to close to two, 8-6. However, the monogram through his impressive The ultimate goal this year for the pened. Kenyon surprised Notre Lords ran out of gas as tht· Irish play on special teams. He had a stel­ Notre Dame lacrosse team is to win Dame by scoring the first two goals scored the next nine goals of the lar season in 1983, leading the Irish the Midwest Lacrosse Association of the game and holding the 2-0 lead game. By the time Kenyon scored its defense with 142 tackles, and start­ title, so, although games against the until I 0 minutes were gone in the next goal (with 2 5 seconds left in ing all 12 games. He also shined in Dukes and Georgetowns are impor­ first quarter. the game), the outcome was no lon­ the Liberty Bowl, garnering a pass in­ tant, the MLA contests are the games Then the depth of the Irish ger in doubt. terception and later being named that really matter. This pa'it seemed to pay off as they exploded Pearsall and Trocchi were ob­ the Notre Dame defensive MVP. weekend, Coach Rich O'Leary's Irish for four goals in the last five minutes. viously the offensive stars for Notre "He's had an outstanding spring. took a step in the right direction by Sophomore Tim Corrigan started Dame, each adding an assist to go He ha'i started where he left off last pounding Kenyon Collegt4 17-7, in things going with an unassisted goal with his five goals. For Trocchi, the season," comments Kelly. "His their MLA opener. Tony Furjanie and Don Gayhardt tied the score I 5 output brought his totals through abilities at ths point are on par with Notre Dame used its superior seconds later. Bob Trocchi and four games to 13 goals and three as­ Larkin had a banner sophomore the Zavagnins and Crables." depth to an advantage against its Steve Pearsall finished off the sists, putting him in position to chal­ sea'ilm in '82, making a second­ One problem Kelly will fdce is hosts. The Irish gradually turned a scoring in the quarter. lenge the Irish goal-scoring record. leading I 12 tackles for the Irish. The what to do with all the talent and on­ close game into a rout by pulling Pearsall added his second of five Steve IJnehan set the record of 42 in 6-1, 221-pound, Moeller High ly two starting positions to fill. away in the second half. goals to give Notre Dame a 5-2 lead I982. School graduate broke his arm prior ''I'm not sure," says Kelly. "It's still early in the second quarter, bm The offense was not limited to just to the opening of last year's season too early to tell, but one may play "We used a lot more players than Kenyon rebounded, scoring two un­ Pearsall and Trocchi, though. Tom and was forced to sit out the entire outside linebacker." they did," said O'Leary. "We tried to answered goals to close the gap to Grote and Joe Franklin each con­ year. With all of the talent Kelly has run, be aggressive, and wear them one. tributed a goal and two assists, while "Larkin's progress has heen fine. available, the inside linebacking down. I did feel we had a better "They were able to stay in the Kevin Rooney and Gayhardt added But, when you sit out a year, it sets positions again will be a strong suit team, but if things went wrong, like game because their few shots went two goals apiece. you back," the veteran Irish mentor for the Irish. them getting ahead, then I felt we in," explained O'Leary. "We were On defense, Rob Simpson started controlling the ball so well on of­ in the goal and came up with eight fense that we fell asleep on defense." saves. Pat Poletti and Brian McKeon The teams traded goals late in the contributed a save apiece in relief. half to make the score 6-5, but then while Stevt· Cloud led a defense that the Irish suddenly turned the game had to play without one of its stars, around in the closing seconds. With Justin Shay, who missed his second 25 seconds left in the half, Pearsall straight game with a thigh hruise. scored his third goal of the game. Notre Dame will now take its 2-2 Then, with one second left on the record to Lake Forest tomorrow in clock, Trocchi picked up his third of what O'Leary hopes will be a good five goals to increase the halftime tune-up for Saturday's crucial test lead to 8-5. against Ohio Wesleyan in Delaware, Kenyon made one last run at the Ohio. Men's tennis team gains weekend split By ED KONRADY The cold winds seemed to affect Sports Writer the Irish more than Hawaii. "I was disappointed in our play," said Battling gusty, chilling winds, the Coach Tom Fallon, "especially men's tennis team split a triangular against Hawaii with the weather in match last weekend at Courtney our favor. We lost four matches with Tennis Center. a 6-1 first set or worse. This tells me The Irish dropped a 7-2 decision that we didn't get used to the wind to the University of Hawaii Friday, before the match. l'm very disap­ before regrouping to defeat a tena­ pointed in that." cious Ohio University squad, 6-3, on After Friday's disappointing Saturday. showing, which ended a three­ The victory raised the Irish record match winning streak, the team to 10-6, halfWay to their sixth con­ showed up Saturday determined to secutive 20-win season. make amends. Earlier Saturday morning. Hawaii "Everyone wanted to win this joe Hart ( 17), Dwayne Hicks ( 30) and their Notre soundly defeated Kenyon College, 17-7. See Mike Sul­ improved their record to 31-3 after a see TENNIS, page 8 Dame teammates overcame a slow start Saturday but livan's story above. 6-3 victory over the Bobcats.

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