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THE DOLLY LLAMA Words of Wisdom from a Spiritual Animal STEPHEN MORRISON Published 15th November 2018 Hardback, priced £9.99 LOM Art The Dolly Llama, the world’s first behooved spiritual leader, shares his words of wisdom and spiritual teachings for the first time. Llama Karma lies within you. In this gem of a book, the Dolly Llama shows you how to cultivate Llama Karma and to bring peace, compassion and ‘cuditation’ (a form of chewing and meditation) into your everyday life. His Gentleness has drawn great inspiration from ‘the four bales of wisdom’ - covering Compassion, Discipline, Living in the Moment, and of course, Reincarnation - which have helped many grazer browsers before him on the rocky path of life. There’s no need for a drama llama, instead, take a leaf out of this book and learn how to harness inner calm, as well as cope with everyday llama problems, no prob llama. The perfect gift for llama-lovers, spiritualists and animal-lovers alike. His gentleness the Dolly Llama is a spiritual leader of most even-toed ungulates in the Andes, Peru and some parts of Bolivia. He has devoted all fourteen years of his life working tirelessly to help teach the findings of ‘Llama Karma’ to Alpacas, Camels, Bactrian Camels, Wild Bactrian Camels and of course Llamas. Today he lives in exile, on a petting farm in Dulwich, London. Stephen Morrison is a comedy writer, actor and author. He has most recently written and starred in Greg Davies’ sitcom Man Down for Channel 4. Other television writing credits include Russell Howard’s Good News, Rude Tube and Mock The Week. Hailing from the north of England, Stephen has worked as a bee negotiator, swan counsellor as well as in lower admin. This is his first work as a spiritual llama interpreter. Ja Cie Brosze is an illustrator from Poland. You can find her on Instagram at @jaciebrosze, home to 11.7k followers, and via her website: https://jaciebrosze.pl. STEPHEN MORRISON IS AVAILABLE FOR PR For more information, please contact: Alara Delfosse / [email protected] @lomartbooks www.mombooks.com/lom @OMaraBooks.

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