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TUESDAY Partly cloudy, chance of showers high in mid-80s

Coach: Running game better

By Brad McElhlnny for 296 yards. yard opening touchdown. Sports Editor "I wasn't discouraged we didn't com­ Five Herd players ran for at least 15 plete more passes," Coach Jim Donnan yards.Another, sophomore Chris Grose, Incomplete pass. Incomplete pass. said. "We're just so used to completing scored on a one-yard touchdown run. Sixty-eight yard touchdown run. about 60 percent. "It feels great to be able to rotate the It's wasn't exactly the opening series "Our running game was better than burden," Hatchett said, "to not put it all Marshall football fans are accustomed it's ever been. We're so much better on one shoulder." to, but it was the way things went in run-blocking than we've ever been." The team seemed sluggish in the Saturday's 49-7 Herd win over More- The Herd's long bombs often grab first half when The Herd held a 17-7 head State. . more attention than the team's run­ lead, players said. While Morehead double-teamed top ning game, but senior tailback Orlando "We were pressing, playing for our­ Herd receiver Troy Brown, Marshall Hatchett said he doesn't mind. selves," linebacker Shannon King said. By Chnl Hancock quarterbacks c_pmpleted 12 of27 passes "No matter what, we're prepared in "In the second half we relaxed That's for 182 yards. Herd running backs case we're called on," said Hatchett, Ricky Carter catches a touch­ picked up the slack, rushing 46 times who r.an for 117 yards including the 68- Please see GAME, Page 6 down pass from Todd Donnan.

Renovation Making a splash Alliance completion to protect planned relief aid ROME (AFP)-The defense ministers of Italy, France and Spain met Monday and dis­ for spring cussed the possibility of creat­ ing a combined naval and air By Cheryl J. WIison strike force to be under the Reporter · command of the Western Eu­ ropean Union. Ribbon-cutting ceremonies j A joint statement said the I come and go for the Science ministers had considered "the 1 Building, and after 15 years of possibility" ofcr eating"a stand­ I work, it's still not finished. ing European naval and air I But officials say the building force, ready to respond to any j will be completed by this spring. - I WEU-requested mission." I Construction was divided The three nations have in­ I into phases: The first, com­ creased naval cooperation dur­ I pleted in the mid-1980s, was ing combined maneuvers and I the construction of an annex; while taking part in the sea­ I the second, which included bound U.N. embargo of former I renovation of the first and sec­ Yugoslavia, the statement said. I ond floors, was finished last A joint statement signed by I year; work on the the third and Salvo Ando, Pierre Joxe and I fourth floors as well as con­ I Julia·n Garcia Vargas also I struction ofa chemical storage underlined "the need to guar­ I building now is under way. antee· the security of humani­ I Tr.erenovationshaven'tbeen tarian operations" in former I without their drawbacks. Yugoslavia and "firmly con- J Several departments within . demoed" the shooting down of I the College ofScience have been an Italian relief plane near the spread across campus for the Bosnian capital of Sarajevo on past several years, with stu­ Thursday. dents and facuity often having "The adoption of a series of to cope with having classes in measures concerning the es­ one building and offices in cort of overland convoys, the another. supervision of heavy weapons "Currently, thechemistryde­ By Chris Hancock and the embargo imposed on partment is the only displaced Serbia and Montenegro would department," said Dr. Daniel Kelsey M. Gregg, 5, daughter of Jenny S. Gregg, Ashland, Ky., Junior, finds some relief significantly increase the de­ Babb, chairman ofthe Depart­ from the .heat by playing In the Memorial Student Center fountain. liveryofhumanitarian aid," the ment of Chemistry. joint statement said. Nine of the department's 11 faculty members still have of­ fices in Northcott Hall. Students also have to share New strips beat old favorites laboratory space. "Seven students have to By Jennifer Pritt flanked by the likes of "Calvin share one drawer, and it's been Reporter and Hobbes" and "The Far Side," . inconvenient: Babb said: which mix healthy doses of re-.--ci· --~ Complaints are few because The world of comic strips often involves ad­ ality with fantasy. -..:~ students expect problems. venture, comedy and a different way oflooking And that has become the rec­ "Sometimes the noise is an at life. ipe for a big hit with readers. inconvenience. You can hardly The way the creator looks at the world - "I like 'The Far Side' because it hear the professor," Chris either positively or negatively-evolves into a gives weird objectives to an every­ Mar.cus, Man junior, said. . character or a situation to which a reader can day action· or situation," Tara Dr. K. Edward Grose, vice relate. Sartin, Huntington sophmore, president for administration, Older strips, like "Blondie" _and "Peanuts" said. "Almosteveryoneatonetime estimated the cost of renova­ still hold a tender in the hearts of many tion t.o be $24 million. 1 z f a.· illlli& diey ....., •e becoming out- Please see STRIPS, Page 6

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Giving a slug a Morton in the hot sun playing ball tag, The ramifications are horri­ Volume 104 • Number 3 shower had never affected me nothinghit the spot like a luke­ fying. this way. The Parthenon, Marshall warm Yoo-Hoo. Needless to Ten years from now I'll look University's dally newspa­ The miserable gob-like crea­ say, now it's not nearly as re­ back and declare everything I per, Is publlshecl by stu­ ture slowly transformed into a freshing. enjoy a waste of time. dents Tuesday through Fri­ black snot wad, and I watched Nor is -Welcome Back Kot­ "'What did I ever see in Right day during the fall and - powerless to undo the evil ter" funny - at all. But, don't Said Fred," I might say. Or, spring semesters. deed now done. take my word for it, try to sit "'Why did I ever go to college? Responslblllty for news I would almost swear I heard through an episode yourself. Well, I sure as hell didn't get CHRIS RICE and edltorlal content lies solely with the editor. a tiny voice cry out, '"It's not And, last week when I wore ·enough out of it to make a COLUMNIST bad enough I'm a slug, you had my old Spider-Man Underoos, damn donation (the Alumni As­ Editor to pour salt on me, macho man." I was at no point during the sociation shudders)." feeling the people in the crowd Kevin D. Melrose It haunts me. I dream about day compeUed to show my col­ Managing Editor And, say this cycle is perpet­ at my deathbed would nod their Bill Gardner il It sleeps in my hat. orful panties to my friends like ual. I'll be lying on my death­ heads in unison, understand­ Ten years ago, I walked away News Editor I used to be. ActuaUy, I was bed, desperately seeking sub­ ingly, like they felt the same Michael Belcher from my last slug-melting, kind of embarrassed. stance, and all I'll be able to way. Assistant News Editor fee1ing god-like. Now, I only Even hiding in my· closet say to all who gather to watch "'What a waste," might be my Greg Collard fee] guilty. eating an entire can of cake · me kick off is, "Well, I say, the epitaph, although if I had a Sports Editor This same scenario has been frosting wasn't much fun. highlight ofmy life. .. I say, the choice my epitaph would be, "I Brad McElhinny repeated of1ate with alarming It seems everything I ever highlight of my life, boy, was wish I'd eaten first." Lifestyles Editor frequency. I travel to the past found worthwhile and fulfill­ "The Brady Bunch." So why should I ever get ajob Missy Rake to do something I once pre­ ing is lame, with the possible (I envision myselfsounding a or get married or even come Photo Editor sumed to be great, and upon exception of "The Brady lot like Foghorn Leghorn as I Chris Hancock out of my room now that I real­ Adviser confronting my hallucinations, Bunch," which I could still die, but that's another story for ize the horrible truth. I discover them to be untrue. Debra Belluomini watch 24 hours a day. another-time.) Everything sucks, eventu­ Production Supervisor For example, after a long day So, I look to the future. Sadly, I somehow get the ally. Michael Friel Advertising Manager Doug Jones Student Ad Manager Cab system takes drunken drivers' car keys Melissa Dickerson Advertising 696-2733 or 3346 By Eric Davis to more than 150 businesses in · When Alert Cab is ca1led, the cab if they are too drunk," said Staff Writer Cabell County. Complaints customer's ·car keys are placed Chris Chiles, prosecuting at­ 696-6696 This program to reduce in an envelope with the loca­ torney, Sports People who have had too drunk driving is the result of a tion of the customer's car and Chiles' office has a 95 per­ 696-3339 much alcohol to drink now cooperative effort between the the customer's home address cent conviction rate for more Story Ideas have another reason not to Eagle Distributing Company, printed on the front. The enve­ than 1,000 DUI cases brought 696-2521 drink and drive in Cabe11 HCA River Park Hospital and lope is then given to the cab to court between July 1991 and County. WKEERadio. · driver, who returns the keys July.1992. Tuesday, Sept.a, 1992 A program called Alert Cab, "We feel we are providing a when they reach the customer's Sharla Meade, substance which began Sept. 1, allows too] to diminish the drunk driv­ home. 311 Smith Hall abuse counselor at Marshall, Huntington, W.Va. 25755 operators ofdrinking establish­ ing problem and make our This program also has the said that a sufficient number ments to provide a free ride streets safe," said Mike Garri­ support ofthe local prosecutor. of students drive to bars to home for patrons. So far, Alert son, presidentofEag]e Distrib­ "If people are out at a restau­ make the program useful on Cab kits have been distributed uting Company. rant or a bar, they can call a campus. PIZZA

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SERVING THE Monday -Thursday 11 am -12:30 am MARSHALL CAMPUS Friday & Saturday 11 am - 1:30 am 525-7222 Sunday Noon - 11 :30 pm • Sarajevo's war-time living conditions worsened over the weekend when power was cut to the city's main reservoir. By Monday water was orn1n restored to most of the city. The Parthenon TUESDAY, Sept. 8, 1992 • Page 3 Police kill 14 in South Africa By BARRY RENFREW on hand to monitor the march, inclueeo made.public, After two bursts of gunfire, Ciskei shooting broke out a few minutes later, weeks. Three police officers were among afed: sµ;rida.y/ ~r suffering a . forces hurled tear gas at the demon­ after protesters began ripping down the dead, but authorities gave few de­ . strokeasd~ijjrsattheUniversity . strators, who began fleeing. Politicians razor wire erected to contain the march, tails. · •offlit~burgh Medi~I.Cen:ier trled · . to \V¢$ Jtiin from a~$pitator. . Iraqi destruction "The construction of the plant is com­ The inspection team arrived in :Dr.. Howard ,It J>.oyle said the. plete but we have to test them, each Baghdad to dismantle Iraq's weapons cause ofthe stroke\vasn't:known, plant 'satisfactory' piece"before the facilities are used, Ron of mass destruction under U.N. 'l'h~ ·mafr .!i\iff'.er~ .aJ>I()~ infec~ . Manley said at the al-Muthanna site, ceasefire re!$0lutions after the GulfWar. .· tiQn andfossof:JW¢i'fµricticfo, l>µt . 80 miles north of Baghdad. The head of a nuclear mission which BAGHDAD (AFP)-The facilities built The British chemical expert said the left Iraq earlier Monday, Maurizio Zif­ by Iraq to destroy its chemical weapons facilities were foµnd to be "satisfactory ferero, said destruction of the country's are "satisfactory" but still have to be so far." The design had been discussed nuclear program was almost complete :ttiittil0!; ' tested, the head ofa U.N. inspection by the two sides before Iraq built the and emphasis would switch to long­ •·•·.·next coupl'.e 9fday~l Dc>yl~:said; • .• -.-.- •. . •.•· •••• ,•,•>.•.•.• ·-· :· •, . • · ••·• · • • . <: -·· . ' . team said here Monday. destruction plant, he said. term monitoring.

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The Parthenon TUESDAY, Sept. 8, 1992 • Page4 our view• Cracking do1Nn on the big scam -

'Y The Issue: Flnanclal aid checks were delivered 20 days late so the university could reduce the number of recipients who take the money and run. Once again, university officials favored the minor­ ity over the majority. But first, in all fairness, they do deserve some credit. After all, they did crack down on a campus-wide scam. You know, the one where students take their finan_cial aid money and suddenly decide to withdraw from school. Corne on. Everyone knows about it. Everyone, that is, except financial aid recipients who depend on this income for textbooks, rent and other necessities. Because ofth~ new policy, 1,669 financial aid checks were held until Sept. 2 - 20 days after students had SEE~t4Ew~olN expected them to be distributed. Ul4E AT11\EFftlU.~~ Officials said this policy was approved so the uni­ versity would not be liable to the federal government for those financial aid recipients withdrawing before Sept. 2 who simply take the money and run. Unfortunately, there probably have been a few instances of students running off' with their money without ever intending to take a class. Spotting the signs of an addiction But should 1,669 students be forced to pay the price for a scam implemented by a few? And if students do It's about time The Parthenon MIKE BELCHER checkbook, but he can't help take the money and run, is it really Marshall's fault? discussed something oftrue social himself. In both cases, the impression given is "yes." importance. · NEWS EDITOR As the years go by and the base­ The burden should be on the scheming student and f m not talking about the lime:;. ment fills with shiny monstrosi­ the federal government, not the university and those light stealingissues like teen preg­ The men are hooked now. It's in ties that never have been used who simply can't afford to pay for school without that nancy, AIDS or illiteracy. their blood, and they buy more and properly, the credit-card bills rise. rm talking about a much graver financial aid. more hand tools to fill that cherry-red Still, he needs more to fulfill his issue; an issue that wreaks havoc tool box of pleasure and pain. pseudo-sexual habit, but there Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to be the case-or in the homes and checkbooks offar The addiction grows stronger. To aren't anymore tools to buy - he so we're told. too many Americans. rm talking fulfill their phallic-infatuated needs, has them all. Instead, measures were taken to make the process about men's obsession with power they crave to hold electric screwdriv­ Still, the lust drives him on to easier for the university and the government, with tools. ers and nail guns. buy a new line of gizmos. He goes little done to consider the student. That's right, power tools! But it's not enough. They need a to the only thing left -electrical Sure, the Marshall University Bookstore and Sta­ Sure, laugh it off now, but this is stronger and stronger fix to give them kitchen appliances. tioners extended financial aid recipients credit, but a serious issue. that emotional rush. This sad story of spending and it's doubtful landlords, utility companies and grocery Men are attracted to power tools Like the heroin addict that started sawing is only too true for many stores were that considerate. to the point of obsession. This off with an occasional puff of grass, men in this society, and it's not And that system a few tried to beat, in tum, beat overpowering sexual-like fetish men move up to the hard stuff - limited to the self-reliant handy­ starts off small and then grows power tools. hundreds who hadn't even thought about it. man. Unfortunately, this social with increasing excitement (no pun For Christmas and birthday gifts, disease grips the most non­ intended). they ask for something small so not to mechanically inclined of the male It begins in childhood. attract attention to their habit. That species. Groups ansvver Our society demands the ritual electric sander and circular saw sound The more incompetent the of fathers and grandparents giv­ innocent enough, so wives buy them. abuser is, the stronger the addic­ call for help ing their sons and grandsons Then the wife looks into her tion. Mattel saws, hammers and work­ husband's eyes when he opens his But don't blame the man. gifts. · 'Y The Issue: A faculty member, the Christian benches for toys. It's not his fault. Like every so­ As the boys grow older, they start Horrified, she realizes what she has cial ill in America, it's Reagan's Cent~ and SGA headed drive for donations. a collecting their first real tools: first done as she remembers seeing that fault. a hammer, then a screwdriver and glassy-eyed look in her father. · Reagan spurred eight years of Hurricane Andrew let\ a path of destruction and next a cross-cut saw. He had the same stare years ago, manly John Wayne-ism, and he thousands of homeless in need of food and clothing. But it's not enough. Men need sitting in his underwear Christmas was the most incompetent of us In response to the devastation, Denecia Merritt­ more, and stores know it. morning opening gifts. all. Darnron, assistant professor· of medical secretarial Department stores lure men into Your mother cried as your father So next time you see a man studies, the Campus Christian Center and Student their tangled web of shiny knick­ rushed to his room to dress so he could standing in a department store Government Association began a hurricane relief knacks and gizmos only to bleed start putting together your bicycle and drooling at the power tools, drive. them dry like the vampires that with his new welding set and~lectric have pity on him, slap him upside With done.rs from campus and throughout the Tri­ they are with that 129-pieceratchet staple gun. the head and vote Pritt for presi­ set for only $79.99. state, the drived collected two truck-loads of food, The habit starts biting into the dent. . cleaning supplies and personal hygiene items to be sent to Homestead, Fla., one ofthe hardest-hit areas. The groups also collected $2,300 to help with the Look for these columnists appearing regularly in relief effort. But the work isn't over. The Parthenon beginning today: Rev. Robert K. Bondurant, Presbyterian campus minister, said some ofthe money raised at the Oct. 18 •Chris Rice CROP Walk will go to help hurricane victims. It's nice to see that even in these hard economic •Nandini Shastry times, there are people willing to give their time, • Heather Oliver money and labor to those who have been victimized by fate. •Kevin D. Melrose If you would like to donate to help the hurricane . victims, contact Bondurant at the Christian Center or Don't miss an issue. We won't. call the American Red Cross. Tuesday, Sept. 8, 1992 The Parthenon • Page 5 Got a news tip? Program fights teenage pregnancy By Ashier Ii. Dar 'Ten- to fourteen-year olds through the West Virginia Reporter are becoming pregnant. Bureau of Health. Traditionally, teenagers have The project has received Call 696-2521 Teenage pregnancy is sex at least a year before grants totaling $165,000 since increasing each year. contraceptives even cross their it started in 1989. Marshall has a program that minds," Edwards said. The grants have been used is helping reduce the teenage Martha G. Childers, to provide an adolescent NOW LEASING FOR FALL! pregnancy rate, according to chairwoman ofthe Department pregnancy specialist, A great place to live close to campus Charlotte A. Edwards, of Home Economics said educational materials, travel "COME SEE fflE DIFFERENCE" adolescent pregnancy Marshall is the sponsor of the and other expenses for the We accommodate 150+students. 1 to 4 bedroom units prevention specialist. project, but the funding comes program which covers Cabell, available. •Each bedroom has its own bathroom •sun Lincoln, Logan,-Mason, Mingo Decks •spiral Staircase •Security •Extraclean•Great and Wayne counties. Furniture •All utllltles paid •Parking •Laundry TED'S IMPERIAL LANES Edwards distributes information to initiate •central Heat/Air •Pe~s allowed w /fee •Full'Tlme Staff 21st St & 8th Ave. 697-BOWL awareness and educate THEFIONN TUESDAY MU NITE (9pm-12) communities about problems GROUP 522-0477 and consequences ofadolescent Enjoy the funl Students, staff, 'faculty bowl pregnancy. She said that many ...------;.:M ~:=: for $5.00 a lane (mlr; 4 persons) parents think that sex Snackbar clscounts MU ID required education should be in the THURSDAY GREEK NITE (9pm-12) home. "So often parents do not Golden opportunities think that their child is ready, Bowl for $5.00 a lane (min. 4 persons) but a girl can become pregnant are made ofsilver. Snackbar discounts. MU ID required before her first period," Golden nursing opportunities Edwards said. come with the 'silver Air Force emblem. She also said that there have Indeed, the Air Force shapes a sophisti• Student Health Education Progams Presents been cases that fifteen- and cated medical environment that helps you sixteen-year olds have planned learn, advances your education and de­ to become pregnant so they velops your professionalism to a higher SEX AND BOOZE could receive assistance from standarq. Discover travel, excitement . . . the Development ofHealth and and the respect you'll know serving your by Human Resources. There was country as an Air Force Shor1a Meade even a case of a young woman who found out she could get officer. See why so many Substance Abuse Programs Coordinator outstanding nursing pro· water in her home if she were fessionals choose to wear pregnant. the silver emblem of the Wednesday, September 9, 1992· In West Virginia alone, 60% Air Force nurse. Bache­ of all teenagers are sexually lor's degree required. · . at. 2:00pm active. In 1991, West Virginia USAF HEALffl PROFFSSIONS teens gave birth to 3,872 YOU.FREE MSC 2W37 infants, Edwards said. 804-276--0459 This is the fourth year for the Port of Sexual Health Awareness Week pregnancy prevention project, -Ali<-~; and according to Edwards, it is --~=ai_. > for more information, coll 696-4800 ~~~~ working.

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science-fiction characters, said He added that adaptations of lawyers, doctors and radio and Kathleen Miller, owner of novels, movies and TV shows TV personalities who read Comic World on Fourth Ave­ are the best-selling comics them and aren't embarrassed." nue. among college students. Elementary school teachers "They're more for adults," One of the company's hottest frequent Miller's shop to buy said Miller, who has sold com­ books two years ago was Rice's their students comic books, she ics in Huntington for 12 years. "Vampire Chronicles" series, said. Most teachers believe kids "The stories are more involved, Campiti said. "Lost in Space" would rather read stories about and they go on for months." was last year's No. 1 comic, Spider-man than ones assigned Mainstream comic compa­ and this year, "Dark Shadows" from reading books, Miller said. nies such as Marvel and DC reigns. Coleman E. Stipes, Stafford, By Missy Rake still are popular with adults Making Innovation's prod­ Va.,junior, is a collector whose Lifestyles Editor who want to remember the uctseven more unique, Campi ti obsession for comic books superheroes they admired tells his artists to paint the started at the age of 12 when 1!:::::======~==.1 omic books finally when they were kids, she said. covers and panels of certain he began reading "G.I. Joe" have grown up. Innovation Corp., an inde­ comics. He said he uses laser­ comics. pendent comic company in scan color· separation instead Stipes now prefers comics College students are tossing aside main­ Wheeling, has tapped into the of the traditional line art and produced by Image Corp., a stream Spider-man and Batman comic books college market with its adap­ simple color Marvel and DC company that recently broke that were popular in their parents' days for tations of Anne Rice's "Vam­ uses, he said. away from Marvel. Image's pire Chronicles" and the "Dark Most mainstream comics are comics don't cater to kids be­ more graphic and complex plots and charac- Shadows," "Lost in Space" and published monthly, but cause they have what Stipes ters. . "Quantum Leap" television Campiti doesn't believe in giv­ calls "PG-13 violence ratings." They're buying comics from small, inde­ series. ing his artists short deadlines. "They cater toward the loose pendent comic makers who oftep provide bet­ "I'm not selling to a kid's "We're more concerned with morals of society today. They ter art and create sophisticated fantasy and market," Innovations publisher the quality of stuff. We use portray society as dark and David Campiti said. · slick paper and pay lots of at­ grim.. " tention to detail. That's why Stipes also said he collects we come out every two months." "Grendel," a 10-part futuristic _When adapting comics from science-fiction comic series by best-selling books, Campiti Dark Horse. said he's faithful to the origi­ The plot focuses on a commu­ nal works. Most comic compa­ nity of the future that is struc­ nies take 400-page books and tured like a Japanese society, dilute them into 48- to 50-page he said. editions, but Campiti believes But "Grendel" isn't for chil­ one page ofa book should equal dren, Stipes said. one comic page. "I started reading comic books Innovation artists took Rice's when they started to get vio­ "Interview with the Vampire" lent. I'm used to it, but you and told her story in 12, 32- wouldn't want kids reading it." page issues that ran for two Former Marshall student years. David N. Burnstine of Nothing was changed from Richmond, Va., is another the original work, he said. comic book lover who began Innovations hasfound the key collecting the original "Teen­ to what female audiences like. age Ninja Turtle" With each publication of comics while in seventh grade. "Quantum Leap" and "Dark Since then, comic books have Shadows," the female follow­ become as popular as baseball ing for comic books increases. cards, he said. Most women prefer less vio­ One of Bumstine's favorite lent comics, he said. adult comic books is Neal "The standard belief is that Gaiman's "" by DC 95 percent of comic collectors Comics. aremale;Campitisaid. "That's Burnstine said Gaiman changing." takes plots from ancient times Although more women are and adapts them to comic read­ buying comics, the average . ers' tastes in the '90s, he said. customer at Miller's shop is a Bumstine has read both the male between the ages of 18 "Interview with the Vampire" and 40, she said. comics and the book from which Now that more people are it was adapted. reading comics, most adults He said he would rather read aren't ashamed to admit they the comic version of the story buy the books thatalways were because the book version is thought of as "kids' stuff," she sometimes wordy. said "When I read comics, it makes "Y,ean ago, adult customers me feel non-illiterate because I dian'\W'Mltt.lilltlleirfrienda haven't read a Jot of books they read comics.Now youhave ,~~1Y.; he said. •, . •1• ....

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