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Vol. 19 NEW YORK, N. Y., NOVEMBER 23, 1938 No. 8 FORDHAM FAVORED TO CRUSH VIOLETS Fordham Assumes Twentieth Annual Battle of Bronx Freshmen Attend Major Role in Formal Reception Peace Meeting To Be Held Saturday at Stadium At Roosevelt Clash to Pit Maroon Run- Fr. Deane and Fr. Walsh Doty, '39, and Reynolds, Logic Specimen Held ning Attack Versus Violet Prom Decorations Promise Class of '42 Full '40, Lead Resolution Dis- Passing Cooperation cussion; Win Offices Friday in Keating Announced The twentieth chapter of the Saga The eighth Annual Freshmen Ban- Over twenty-fire colleges last Satur- Fifteen Professors Quiz of the Battle of will be writ- Entire Roof of Gymnasium quet was held Monday evening in the day met at Marywood College, Scran- ten tomorrow afternoon when the Ford- grand ballroom of the Hotel Roosevelt. ton, Pa., for the Catholic Student Seven Junior Sections in ham Rams meet the Violets of N. Y. U. To Be Covered as Sound Seated on the at the Yankee Stadium before what Peace Federation Philosophy Board for Acoustics dais, among the Conference. Wil- promises to be a near capacity audi- guests were the liam L. Doty, '39, ence. At present Fordham leads their traditional rivals having won thirteen Plans moved forward rapidly this Secretary General and Thomas A. The annual Minor Logic Specimen of the University, contests against five for N. Y. U. with week in the completion of details for Reynolds, '40, rep- for the Junior Class was held last Fri- Rev. Charles J. resented F o r d- only one tie in the series which dates the Class of 1940 Junior Prom to be day in the Senior Religion Room of back to 1889. Fordham will probably Deane, S.J.; the ham. held on the campus in the university Dean of the Col- . It was conducted in twoenter the game a pronounced favorite Fordham took a due to their superior record for the gymnasium Friday night, December 2, 1 e g e, Kev. Law- major part In the sections, one meeting from nine to ten current season, having been beaten with Larry Clinton and his orchestra rence A. Walsh, conference, when and the other from ten to eleven. only by Pitt, but ill such a bitter rivalry playing. S.J.; the Dean of as this, previous accomplishments Freshmen, Rev. In t h e opening The professors asking the questions "We have almost finished detail session they suc- mean little. Thomas C. on logic were Father Glen C. Walsh, work for the prom," Peter Carleslmo, ceeded in tabling S.J.; Dr. Elizabeth Salmon; Father In 1935 N. Y. U. had swept through Hughes, S.J.; the a resolution call- their schedule without a defeat and chairman announced this week, "We Freshman Stu- ing for condemna- Theodore T. Farley, S.J.; Father David they entered the Fordham game over- have contacted a decorating firm _ _ _ . dent Counsellor, C. Cronln, S.J.; Father John Mullen, Fr. Deane, S.J. « mL . tion of the Mu- W. Doty which has submitted detailed sketches Rev. Thomas A. nich Pact. Doty S.J.; Father Harold Mulqueen, S.J.; Fa- of proposed gymnasium decorations. Moore, S.J., and the Dean of Discipline, and Reynolds contended that it was ther Francis Day, S.J.; Dr. William In all probability the gym will he com- Rev. John W. Tynan, S. J.; President of too soon to voice an opinion on the Student Council, Arthur Dooley; Presi- pact. They refused to commit them- O'Meara; Father George D. Bull, S.J.; pletely revamped. According to pres- Mr. Walter L. Batten; Mr. William T. dent of Senior Year, Robert Hassmiller. selves on their views, merely empha- ent indications the entire top of the The Secretary General of Fordnam sizing that a condemnation now would Farley; Mr. David Crombie; Father gymnasium will be draped to serve as University, Fr. Charles J. Deane, S.J., be without the Justice of time. John J. Coniff, S.J.; Mr. James A. a sounding board. The building will be exhorted the "first class of the Second Of the two resolutions passed by the Mullen, Mr. Daniel Sullivan and Mr. decorated in tone to represent some Century to make the most of its oppor- committee, Doty sponsored one. He suc- tuniity. The world looks for men with cessfully moved "That this body go on John J. O'Hara. particular aspect. Perhaps a tropical The students in the first group who background, perhaps a winter setting, purpose, character, and ideals to bring record as favoring for the United some solution. Do your best," he urged, States a foreign policy of economic and were called on were Peter P. Holovak, perhaps a novel "city of the future ar- "and have,high ideals." political Justice and good-will toward Francis J. McCrann, Domonic A. Prin- rangement," he declared. The next speakerwas the Dean of Dis- all nations, and as opposing military cipe, Nathaniel 13. Tepp, Edward J. Invitations to attend have been cipline, Fr. John J. Tynan, who In a se- alliances with any nation or group of mailed out to all members of the rious vein, spoke on" spirit of withdraw- nations." The resolution was carried White, James J. Long, Martin B. Mas- Alumni Association who have gradu- terson, Noubar J. Garabedian, Patrick ing from the faculty." This definite- unanimously. ated during the past four years. Carl- ly is against the "communicable spirit In the afternoon session, Doty spoke A. Petiino, William C. Goodwine, Jo- esimo announced yesterday that plans of Fordham." A student, he continued, seph C. Norath, Henry N. Plceluttl and had been completed for procuring against the advisability of a treaty with chairs, tables and linens to provide for drops twenty-five percent of his educa- Great Britain. Elections held resulted Frederick P. Warnecke. five hundred couples. tion if be loses tills vital contact. As in the naming of Reynolds, Fordham's The second group heard the ques- a motto lie suggested "onward and up- Junior representative at the confer- A special ladies smoking lounge ward." "We, the faculty, are working ence, as Vice-Piesident. Doty already tioning of Richard L. Breen, John A. room is being constructed on the south for you." Buckley, Joseph A. Casey, George J. side of the gymnasium. It will be deco- held the post of corresponding secre- rated in a tone in keeping witli the Stating that the entrance of the new tary. Langley, William D. Ward, Francis general type of decoration. students coincided with the appoint- Ten college representatives spoke in E. J. Wilde, Angelo J. Fortunato, Joseph Casey, in charge of sale of ment of the new dean, Mr. Whalen in- the two sessions of the conference. In George J. Guess, James D. Hamill, bids, announced that table reserva- troduced his next speaker. Fr. Law- the morning the subject for discussion tions can be made at the time of the rence A. Walsh, S.J., decried the tenets was "The Munich Peace Pact"; the Thomas A. Reynolds, Justin P. Cnrey, COACH CROWLEY purchase of bids. Bids will be on sale of this "streamlined education," which afternoon session heard speakers on James F. McGrnth and Alfred F. Per- in the Rec. Room and in the Cafeteria neglects the disciplinary training of "The United States Policy." rone. whelming favorites and hopes were all during this and next week. the mind, through studies. high on University Heights that N. Y. U. might make the New Year's Day trek to Pasadena. The Rams removed Band to Hold Annual Spring all hopes of a Rose Bowl bid by soundly N. Y. U. Rally to Be Held trouncing the Violets 21-0 before 67,000 spectators. The following year the situation was Concert in Carnegie Hall reversed. Fordham, having conquered In Collins Auditorium Today Purdue, St. Mary's, Southern Metho- Definite Arrangements Will Be Completed by Captain Hopf (Continued on page 4) Cab Calloway and Bill Robinson to Give Broadway Angle Before End of Week on Battle of the Bronx The Fordham Band will hold its an- DEAN ANNOUNCES NEW DEAN OF PHARMACY Fourteen hundred Fordham men will nual concert at Carnegie Hull this year, Westchester Club pack Collins Auditorium this morning It was unuouncod by Capt. Mrnost Hopf, LAW REVIEW STAFF PAYS BET TO PITT In a gigantic "Beat N.Y.U," rally. director of the organization, lute yes- Holds Gala Night Rivaled only by the Pitt rally that saw Scholarship and Ability Are ten thousand Fordham rooters jam terday. Dr. J. H. K idder Sends Hotel Pennsylvania Scene their way into the gymnasium, today's Although dual plans for the concert Basis of New Appointments Victory Capsules to Pitt pep meeting will not only send the of Fordham Festivities team out to trounce the Violets but Iwvo not Imcn completed, nor the pluco Dean Ignatius M. Wilkinson of the Last week a package from Dean J, ilnlliiltdly set ror OimioRlo Hull, dipt, will be the furowell appearance of fif- Fordlinm University School of Law has LnBt night the Wostchostor Club II, Kldder of tho College of Pharmacy teen Seniors who will play their last lf"|if WHS firm In hlM conviction Unit announced the. selection of twenty-two sponsored a Fordliani NMit at the containing live hundred capsules was game for the Hums on Saturday, I't'fnru till) mid or ||UI coming week ho studMitH for Ilia 1(138-31) editorial board Mudlmttnn Room In the Hotel Penn- sent to Dunn C, Leonard O'Connull of ll Among thoso who will definitely bo »il bin comiiillluu would havn most of or lliii Furdhum Law Uevlow, The ap-sylvania, It was a gnlu affair, attomUid thu School of Pharmacy of Pittsburgh by students and nlumnl alike, making present to glvo tho Maroon a shove Hi" liri'Huiil ciinllicllcniH cleuroil up. University, pointments, which aro effective Im- In all a very Jubilant crowd that Joined towards victory will ho those two I'lillior Humid MU|I|IHMMI, H.J., inod- mediately, wore mndo an the basis of Kloefully In thu rendition of Fordham Tho imeluiKo was Ilio payment ot n Broadway mid tlurlvm soplun stars, i'1-iiliir (>r lh» bund, revealed earlier Unit 1111 IIIMII seholnrshlii mid cxanilnatloii rat- songs mid cheers, wngoi' on tho rosult of thu hint wimo Cub Calloway and Hill Robinson, iMiiK'url tills your would hi' hi'lil Tho VVHStcluistor Club will follow last Annum the npiirtn writers nchoduled 11 Ings us woll us on previous editorial liolweon tho football toiunn nf thu ru- memory ,,r j,,!,,, |.|||||||, Hnun, mill night's successful affair with n hnof- to iiMuml urn Lurry Hoblmou of tho anil writing nxporlolioo, i|>«utlvo unlvoi'ilttus. Under thu KU|inr- 1," .'"'"'""""I entirely ol' MlUIHII hmi'H. steak on or almut Dniiemuitr 21st, Tim World-Telngriim and Hurry Nnsh of I IH llolloVl'd ||n,I |||ni(, ,,,• N|,w Vdl-lt'H Daniel I'). Htoliolll'ldgo, of Jnmnlcft, dinner will ho hold 111 ouo of tho more vision of Ur, ('mils an entire I'IIIKK re. thu Newark HVMIIIIK NCWH, one of Now l<*ll< IllK Hyill|ll|nlly cillllllli'lol'H Will lid I,. I., IH thu IMItor-llMilllnf. 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"victory pills" art) to be tuktui "" WOU liroiiileiiMl uf lihi MiiHleiil Kill- .IIIIIII II, Hi'hiieiuui', Aiwwilatu l)ucl»lou« inn ho hit IIcut mid hint ii|i|ieiiriHiee of '!""• A" "»• nlioimif Ilio liniiil will nvout, Ili'lire Ilio I'OhllllK immllUK IH nun (Mien nvory four ywirn, itir Ihln IK Mm Killloi'; mill I'lvi'lyu II. King, llnnh Itu- ilio your ut Hill rally unit proinlltt to '">• Hie Mli>ekoiiH|>lol iliirlnii Ihelr |»«>••- ot nmiMiiul liiijim'UWH'umL^.y'Ty nioiii only |)«i'('uiiluRt< ur wins tlmt Porillinm rnvi'iil wlinl nne« im behind Hie necnon H'l'Miilieo, vlow lOilllor, bur Is ur Will IllldW lilt) I'llllllll'l', III Hie lO'in, PAGE 2 FORDHAM RAM, NOVEMBER 23, 1938 Campus and Chapel TM^MM [Ramottngs WHAT HE DOE8 NOT SAY Vol. 19 New York, November 23, 1931 Earl Browder has written a Message (By (fim JLyons Editor-in-Chief to Catholics and copies of this pam- John M. Keavey phlet were distributed outside the cam- Business Managtr Managing Editor pus gates to Fordham slmlents. The Robert J. Johnston Edward J. Ooett pretty pome no. 2 Sports Editor Ass't Sports Editor document is of a piece with other Com- Thomas F. Mclaughlin William H. Mulligan munist publications in Its effort to de- Life may be a bowl of cherries Newa Board Everything may be the berries. Martin P. Sullivan Henry C. Schnibbe, '40 Richard L. Breen, '40 ceive by understatement and selection. James C. Barnett, '40 Ocrard J. Carney, '40 In this column I would like to point out You may sing out Hallelujah, Nawi Staff a few of them. Bubbles may be bubblin' through ya, Joseph F. Kroppy, '40 Richard J. Grace, '41 Alfred J. Hannon, '41 The Introduction to the pamphlet is James K. Campbell, '41 But one thing all of Fordham knows Is John T, Duean, '41 Charles E. Georcl. '41 signed by the National Committee of John W. Brown, '40 Henry J. Smith, '40 Justin D. Carey, '40 Life is not a bowl of roses. the Communist party In the United Sporta Staff States. It contains tix quotations from —Georgie-porgie. Vincent Cahlll, '41 W, James Barnwell, '40 John J, HeiWerson, '41 Catholic periodicals and pronounce- Jamos R. Fitigerald, '40 Gabriel Cucolo Thomas L. Barr, '41 ments of prominent Catholics (includ- Buainass Staff ing Piua XI and Cardinal Mundeleln). TURKEY TALK Robert Stanford, '40 A, J. Gelringer, '40 Quatav Kvaldsn, '40 Theae quotations are used to show that The Pitt rally, until now the paragon of perfection, will be totally eclipsed Circulation Manager Photography Reforenc* Managsr prominent Catholics, including the by the program planned for today's seasonal wlndup ... Cab Calloway, Bill John J. O'Connor John Matthews, '40 Donald L. Kearney Pope, approve of Communism and are Robinson, Kay Kyser, Mai Stevens, Phil Swiadon, N.Y.U. captain, and sports- Edward Faeln, '41 ready to grasp the extended hand. The writers galore are a few of the inducements that co-chairmen Marty Sullivan Circulation Staff citation from the Pope'a letter to Car- and Dick Breen have been whispering into our ear .. . slated to get under way John Clark Joseph Calamari Edward Moroney dinal Verdier la deliberately misun- at 12:30 promptly it will provide a fitting climax to a thrilling seaaon ... all In William Latz Joseph Brogan, '41 derstood. Most of the other quotations all it should supply a swell send off for a swell team . . . and to lessen our Cartoonlat take advantage of the willingness of columnar indignation of a few weeks back, we've been assured that it will be Donald J. Slattery, '40 Catholics to give credit for zeal and an exclusively Fordham rally ... nevertheleas we'd advise an early arrival ... energy, when it is shown even In a there are only nine hundred seats in Collins and there are fourteen hundred Published Weekly, except vacation and examination porlodt, from October to May Br the false cause, and of the fact that Com- seats in Fordham . .. fifteen men will be playing their last game for Fordham Student" a™FordhaSi Collsga, Fordham Unlvonlty, Fordham Head and Third Ave, Now munism and Catholicism have common York! MM eubecriptlon prici. Entir.d as eecond claee matter OctsMr 1, 1IM, at the on Saturday ... let them know you're behind them ... we'll see you in Colllnsl Poit Office at Now York, N. Y, enemies, such as Nazism. Support the Junior Prom n u tht noHcv of thtt paper to present new* and othtr featurtt at in In the message itself, Browder un- Fordhanmln.andinio Ling fouphold th, but tradition <,/ ForiCam and •/ dertakes to explain the reasons why Congratulations to Editor Ed Goett and assistant editors Ed Naccash and tnC pT€%% some Catholics have opposed Commu- Gabe Cucolo for a top notch job on their first Issue of the Chem Club monthly nism in the past. These reasons are: publication "The Retort" ... we don't pretend to understand the articles because the Communist party supports but those that do tell us that they're excellent, and editorial innovations In- Can It Be Universal? daunted courage from not only a the "government of republican Spain," cluding the addition of "thumbnails" of the authors making for a more attrac- Human principle, but rather the Di- because in the Soviet Union the Com- tive typographical makeup.. . munists destroyed Catholic freedom of Sometimes a national feast is vine Principle. worship, because of the immorality of Don't Miss The Rally Tomorrow both this nation and Communism, because Communists are Glee clubbers at the Georgian Court concert on Armistice Day proved their adopted by other countries because versatility by taking over the orchestral reins at the dance afterwards. . . . the Mediterranean peninsula can join un-American, being affiliated with Com- of its color or its universal appeal. In- munists of other lands. His answers to Dick Flick, '40, at the traps, Al Bosna and Jim Callahan, '41, at the piano dependence Day is the first example in giving thanks. The former for these reasons will have weight only and John Dugan, '41, at the violin beat out a few choruses of the "Casa Loma actualities; the latter for possibilities. with the crassly Ignorant. I pass them Stomp" . . . Bob Curran of Senior Is hobbling about campus on one foot, the that comes to our mind. Distinctly by In order to emphasize the fact that result of a playful game of football with Guido Lomettl also of Senior ... who and primarily a United States Holi- Perhaps through the gloomy skies Browder omits any mention of the real, celebrated his bone breaking prowess by bagging a pheaaant with his popgun day, the Fourth of July finds cannon over the Pyrenees a solitary shaft of root reason why Catholics must al- ... thus rivalling Dick Fennelly of Junior who also totea a mean shotgun, bang- sunlight will find its way to the awful ways oppose Communism, sc, because ing away in the wilds of Jersey over the week-ends. booming triumphantly on the Pam- it is intrinsically wrong. Communism pas, the Riviera and even in the Pro- mess below. Perhaps a lost people does not just happen to be atheistic and Support The Junior Prom Tom Del Giorno of Senior offers the constructive criticism that the column vinces north of the Lakes. will rescue some of its optimism from antt-rellgious. Its vicious philosophy on the knowledge that this country rec- the nature of man and his servitude seems to be straining to fill the allotted space, in short that we haven't been Tomorrow is a day that can be to a blind economic law and destiny running enough names.. .. Here are a few, Tom, more later. ... Jim Kane, Ed ognizes true democracy as a govern- Fossbender, Vln Kelly, and Ed Oreaney of Senior, Jim Coyle and Tom Heslln celebrated at least unofficially in most demands the abolition of God as a mental form completely alien to fundamental principle. of Junior and Dick Coffey and Jack Brooks of Soph added the usual Maroon civilised sectors of the globe, but for Spanish "democracy." tint to the St. Elizabeth's Tea Dance a few Saturdays ago. . . . Freshman Ross some nations there can be no Thanks- Browder points out that Catholics are Hlbert has his eyes on Lawrence Tlbbet's spot with the Metropolitan ... at free to join the Democratic or Repub- any rate reports have it that he's signed up with a classmate to take singing giving Day officially or unofficially. lican party and asks why cannot they lessons. . . . Tom McLaughlln, the man with a message on page four, suggests For many nations tomorrow is the The Light Fantastic be considered free to join any other that a clock be placed In the Rec Room, thus preventing a few of the cuts for political party, such as the Communist lateness .. . there isn't a single timepiece on display on the first floor of Dealy. day set aside for weeping and gnash- party. The answer will be found by him ing of teeth unless of course, even One week remains for the sale of in what he does not say. We cannot Join Don't Miss the Rally hands with him, not because we want one's "plates" are not sacred to gov- bids to what should prove a most in- Fordhamen who like "The Powerhouse" in the "Daily News" will get a capitalism, not because we want Fas- chance to hear its author in person, and those who don't, to let him know about ernments that feel hundred percent teresting experiment. The class of cism, not because we hate the poor, but It, when Jimmy Powers addresses next Tuesday's meeting of the Press Club taxation is the sure road to "racial nineteen - forty is marching boldly because we want God, and everything In Keating Hall . . . anyone can drop in and probably will. . . . The reason that God stands for. purity." "where angels fear to tread." Estab- the lights at the Polo Grounds weren't turned on those last few dusky minutes FATHER MOORE. Saturday was that five minutes of flood light electricity costs three hundred This nation and Fordham college lishing a campus precedent of any dollars. . . . Add campus "hustlers"—Bill Brady of Senior, who's the latest can express undying thanks for a kind is no joking matter when one Schrafft's recruit, and John Curran of Frosh, who's campus representative for liberty that has. been preserved at considers the natural human failing your favorite chewing gum. . . . Glockensplelers George McManus, Tlm Hart- Fr. GG. Walsh S.J. nett and John Capone of the band will appear with Don Kearney's musical least to the extent that it is still in- of ready opposition to "newness." protege on that cigarette program tonight, .. . Incidentally, Don provided the cluded as a phrase in the Declaration The committee is bucking more than Sodality Speaker inspiration for the cartoon on the bottom of page fifteen in this week's "New of Independence; thankful for a sys- the usual campus cynicism. It is Yorker." tem of government that recognizes changing the scene of a dance from Support the Junior Prom the rights of the individual at least the urbane atmosphere of the bright Seniors and Juniors Hear Junior Harry Schnibbe, Mimes Stage Director who hts been spotting the light district to a setting that is cer- Noted Historian on 'Recipe plays for the public address system as well IIH announcing the scores .between as a formality, halves weekly, has also been compiling a colnplete set of football statistics, tainly unfamiliar as a social back- for Happiness' More than one flag will wave to- the likes of which have never before been seen . . . they'll bo released after ground to every Fordham student. the season. . . . Eddy Dell and his orchestra, "The Younger Set's Favorite" morrow over lands whose people try "The Catholic Reclpo for Happiness" (see page 3), will play for the Downtown School's Mission Dance on Friday The act of securing a Junior desperately to search out some one was the subject o[ a tulk by Father night at the New Yorker. ... On the subject of dances, believing In the olil ndage about a stitch in time, President John Warren of Senior hns already compensating feature of their ex- prom" and the added feature of Gerald O. Walsh, S.J., head of the holding it at Fordham are too accom- applied for and received the date for his Business Forum Dance, St. Patrick's istence as an excuse for lifting grate- Italian Department of the College, the Eve In the Cafeteria . . . nil of which is advance publicity If ever there WIIH. ful hearts to God. The same lands plishments that deserve the plaudits guest speaker at the meeting of the Don't Miss the Rally and the same people will find that of the whole college. The success of Senior-Junior Sodality last Wednes- Purely Personal Preferences .. . Teddy Wilson's finger magic, which makes the dance both financially and social- day, Father Walsli, who holds M.A. and only, the most profound faith in the even a second rate tune sound like a classic ... Donald Crisp whose constantly Reason for their existence can rescue ly Is a matter for speculation. Ph.D. degrees, Is tho only American marvelous miming In small character parts has saved too many mediocre them from despairing blasphemy. The energy of the committee is be- to rocelvo tho special award In history movies . . . Spencer Tracy, Bette Davis and Pat O'Brien in almost anything from Oxford University. . . . Tyrone Power, Loretta Young and Wayne Morris in absolutely nothing .. • One nation will gaze tomorrow on yond question. Band Box Maestro Eddie De Lange's latest two ballads, "This Is Madness" and battlefields marshy with the blood of Father Walsh found the formula for "Deep In a Dream," one's better than the other. A recent editorial comment in Ills "recipe," ho said, in an appropriate Innocent nuns; tortured by the cries these columns remarked on the la- place, that part of tho Oospol which Support the Junior Prom of bewildered children; whispering mentable absence of "warmth" on tells of what Father Walsli termod Tho New Year will probably llud Hnl Kemp ensconced at tho Waldorf A s prayers of martyred priests. The Rose Hill. A step in the right direc- "ChrlHt's collngo yours." "There wan a Einplro Room and Lurry Clinton In one or the other local hoslolrloH I1"1 part of Chrlst'H llfo," Father wild, Illiininiifltock, Krotili Ki'lddur, him sworn off rnilt HIIIIKI for life . . . tho nflcr- same nation will try so very, very tion is the decision of the Junior Class "wlion Ho WUH the name- IIKur««u IIUM Don't Forget the linlly in tlie victory of yooil over evil. It take the resnonsiblHly in highly com found IIIIKIHOIIS for nvor ontt lilllidffld An •njeylbli Th«nk«|Mnt| to All, even the fellow who ollpi nil thoH v«ry 1 and thirty |M>I-HOIIN, IIIHI CIIIIIIIIIIXM in must draw li.i faith, It* Hope fit un iiR'ndahk , funny Jokn en pag« alx, and «t n thoughi to mull over with your ornnbefry ilu mi ill HIM ruin (if n Job it<1ny, «s.uot—roua may not be red thli yenr but suuar la still mighty, mlflhly we*1 PORDHAM RAM, NOVEMBER 23, 1938 PAGE 3

Council of Debate RAM EDITORS SPEAK Jimmy Powers To JOHN DONOVAN, JR., "35, ON JEWISH PERSECUTION DR. D'OUAKIL SPEAKS OPENS LAW OFFICE AT ROSEMONT COLLEGE Sponsors Unique John Keavey, Editor-In-Chief Address Press John J. Donovan, Jr., '35, former Rambllngs columnist, has announced of the Fordham RAM, addressed Dr. Baslle G. D'Ouakil made a the Catholic Press Association the opening of his law office in the Conference Club Tuesday brief visit to Rosemont College, Woolworth Building, 233 Broadway. Sunday, November 20, at Sacred Pennsylvania, on election day to Heart College, Manhattanvllle, on Donovan, a graduate of the Law School, College Delegates Meet address the entire membership of held the position of biographer on the the topic of "Jewish Persecution." Sports Editor of Daily the French Club, of about 100 stu- to Discuss National Speech Mainly Keavey developed the 1935 "Maroon" besides 4 years on the News to Speak on "Sports- dents. RAM staff. He was a member of the theme that Catholics should sym- His talk was entitled, "Le Culte Topic pathize with the Jews In the pres- writing as a Profession" cast of the Freshman one act play, Marial En France," and particular "Crossroads," and In his sophomore On Armistice Day, Fordham Univer- ent crisis both through Christian emphasis was given concerning charity and in self-defense. year gained the office of Vice-President sity held the first of what Is to be a Jimmy Powers, Sports Editor of the the numerous small shrines de- of his class. In his last year, Donovan James J. Lyons, Jr., Editor of New York Daily News, will speak on series of aWnual round-table confer- voted to Our Blessed Mother. served as manager of the varsity of tho "Rumblings" for the Fordham 'Sportswriting as a Profession" at the The talk was followed by a din- football team, and as a member of the ences for the purpose of discussing the RAM, spoke over WAAT, Jersey meeting of the ner given In Dr. D'Ouakil's honor. Senior Council. national debate question. Delegates City, tu the radio symposium on Press Club In from eight colleges spoke on the sub- current Jewish persecution, spon- Senior Religion sored by John Marshall College. room, Keating FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 26 ject, Resolved: "That the United States He stressed the fact that although Hall on Tuesday should cease using public funds for the the persecuted Jews are being at 3:15 P. M. Staffs Report At purpose of stimulating business." given publicity and sympathy, it Thomas Manly seems to be forgotten that the McLaughlln, '39, Eddie Dell's Music Mr. John O'Hara, Ph.D., acted as Catholics have been persecuted Sports Editor of Maroon Meeting chairman of the conference and intro- The RAM, will be AT THE HOTEL NEW YORKER duced Dr. Fried rich Baerwald, of for centuries and even now Catho- lic victims in Germany outnumber chairman of the Proof of Student Photos the graduate school faculty, who gave the Jews, ten to one. meeting and will the keynote speech. In his talk, Dr. introduce the Must Be Returned by De- Baerwald stressed the point that Fordham Sq. Billiard Academy speaker. The cember 15 N. W. C.r. F.rdk.. Id. * W.k.l.r An. though "pump-priming" Is thought to meeting is open Ph.n. FOrdkaaa 44166 be something new, it actually Is well to all students of over a century old. Constantly, Dr. Spanish Club To E. Goett The first general meeting of the 1939 12IRUNSWICKTAII.ES the school. Maroon staff was held last Friday in Baerwald said, this use of public funds 30c Per Hour With This Styb. is referred to as a means of stimulat- Mr. Powers, noted throughout the the Maroon office in Dealy Hall. Par- ing business or of effecting recovery; Hold Luncheon metropolitan area for his sports col- ticular attention was paid to the Pa- NOT GOOD AFTER NOV. :1O actually this is nothing but a relief umn, "Powerhouse," has been followed tronage staff, which has already begun measure and no amount of cloaking Fathers Walsh, Deane, Ty with interest by the RAM staff and its enrollment of patrons for the an nual, and two new members, Thomas will change the fact. nan and Hughes to Address students of the school for several years. Officers of the Press Club ex- Renison and Aldo N. Palmlsano, were An indication of the nature of the Club on November 30 appointed to this body. Cfjrisdmasi Card conference was the fact that the chair- pect his appearance as a speaker to attract a large turnout. Despite the fact that very few con- man was forced to limit what promised Plans for a Spanish Club luncheon prices to be lengthy discussion of the keynote Mr. Powers is one of the most com- tracts have actually been signed as to be held at the Lido Riviera restau- 5c or six for 25c speech. petent men In his profession to speak yet, the advertising committee lndi 10c or three for 25c Fordham's two representatives, Wil- rant on November 30th, have been de on the chosen topic. His years of ex- cated that it would be financially suc- 15c or two for 25c liam L. Doty and Joseph P. Kelly, cided upon. The luncheon will be held perience and his contacts with other cessful this year, as the response to its spoke on the effect pump-priming journalists will make his speech of solicitors has been gratifying in most ALL CARDS ARE STEEL at 3:30 p. m., and will have as guest great value to prospective sports- cases. • DIE STAMPED WITH would have on the liberty and the posi- speakers prominent faculty officials THE FORDHAM SEAL writers. Thomas W. Madden, business man- tion of the great body of citizens. These will include the Fathers Law Doty's speech brought long discussions Edward J. Goett, '39, Managing Edi ager of the year book, announced that YOUR OWN NAME over the respective values of liberty rence Walsh, Charles Deane, John Ty tor of The RAM, will announce plans any student who wishes to do so may GOLD, SILVER OR COLOR and economic sufficiency. Doty, sec- nan and Thomas Hughes, S.J. for Press Club trips through metro- purchase the Maroon on the install- STAMPED THE KINGSLEY- politan newspaper plants. The New HOLLYWOOD WAY onded by a majority of the delegates In addition to these, an outside guest ment plan, the terms of payment de- held liberty much more desirable than York Times, the New York Herald pending on the purchaser. Madden also ASK FOR PRICES life. speaker has been Invited to address Tribune and the New York World- issued another call for any undergrad- the gathering. Anticipating an enthusi Telegram are among the plants which uates who may wish to join the busi- After the speeches of the Fordham Goett plans to arrange visits. An In- delegates, the conference adjourned astic turnout, the officers of the club ness staff to report at the Maroon office have extended a blanket Invitation to spection of the plant of the Sacred any day next week. Positions are open for luncheon. When the conference re- Heart Messenger will also be made. Bookstore convened, the New Rochelle delegates all students of the college. in all departments, with ability and in- spoke on the effect of the depression Activities were resumed on Tuesday, terest rather than experience the on public spending, claiming that be- November 15th, after a lapse of two requisites for acceptance. cause industry had nowhere to turn weeks, caused by school holidays. At Edmund P. Naccash, photography after the' crash, the government was the meeting, presided over by Dr. Basi Hughes Argues editor, will commence the work of pho- Give yourself a forced to step in to keep the country D'Ouakil, moderator of the Club, No- tographing the extracurricular activi- XMAS "TREAT" nllve. The audience objected to this vember 18th was set as a deadline for U. S. Alliance ties next week. The lack of response to argument, claiming that if the govern contributions to the Spanish Club pe- his request that all proofs of the stu Show Sllpptfs Host 61ms ment had left industry the money it riodical, "La Fordhamense." An Inter- dents' individual sittings be returned took by taxation, industry would have esting sidelight of the meeting revealed Sophomores Condemn within two weeks after their receipt been able to right itself. that, enrolled as members of the Club, Anglo-American Treaty has prompted the photography editor St. Peter's, as last speakers, chose were several native Spaniards, coming to set December 15 as the deadline for to outline the entire subject from" an to Fordham from Porto Rico, Cuba, With its active season getting under returning them to the Chidnoff Studio objective viewpoint, in order that the Mexico and even far off Spain. way the Sophomore Hughes Debating No student who fails to return his opinions and facts gained through the Following the regular business meet- Society held Its first debate this year proofs before that date will have his clay might be clear in the delegates' ing, a variety program was presented, as four second-year men argued the picture in the Maroon. Fordham Shop minds. When the discussion finally featured by the piano playing of Bll question, "Resolved: That the United 338 East Fordham Road ended, a full ninety minutes after the Priday. '39, and Al Glnorio, '41. Glnorlo, States form an alliance with Great scheduled close, a unanimous vote ex- a native Porto Rican, also accompanied Britain to protect Its security." pressed a desiro that the conference Herman Dasto, '42, who rendered a In a vote on the results of the debate be continued annually as an aid to medley of popular Mexican airs. Song the audience declared that the nega- ROSENHAIN'S intercollegiate debating. folios, containing thirteen of the mos tive team, composed of John T. Dugan popular Spanish songs were distrib- and Erasmo L. Carfora, had presented Fordham M. at Cretton Ave. A VOTE OF THANKS TO uted to the members who joined in a a more convincing case than their op- FORDHAM UNIVERSITY community sliiR. The folios were com- ponents of the affirmative, Vincent P. Lunchson Dinner The manner in which you piled by Victor Flngerhut, '39, president Brennan and John P. Loonam. accept our weekly showings Forum Holds Debate of thu Club. Carfora and Dugan In opposing the A la Carl* —and the splendid coopera- alliance emphasized the argument that COCKTAIL LOUNGE: tion from the student body in the past England has been eager TID-BITS, 3 TO 6 P. M. is greatly appreciated. On "Pump Priming CHICAGO UNIVERSITY for territorial expansion and has WE THANK YOU stopped at nothing to achieve its goal —FORDHAM— President's Policies Not HOLDS PLAY CONTEST of world empire. It has always had NEVER CLOSED the better of treaties in the past and Endorsed in Audience Vote A prize of $500 has been offered In nothing different can he expected in Jain-Sax Clothing Co. the CharlOB H. Sergul play contest, the future, they declared. All the bene- 817 B'WAY N. Y. C. Sections II anil III of the Preshnmii sponsored by the University of Chicago, fits of such a treaty would accrue to BEAUTIFUL PERSONAL forum met Thursday In tlm Senlcir lte- Cor. 12th St. 2nd Floor to the author of the host one-act play Great lirltuln, they concluded. CHRISTMAS CARDS Open D.llr till 7 p.m., Sunday till 4 p.m. llKlon Hall to dolmte tlm question, Re- of contemporary American life. The alllnnative team declared that Bolved: "That the OovernniiMit should KO Asiorted Deslfni with EnTeUpei, II.M Every mil hand tailored at only Only one-act plays hitherto unpro- America Is already allied Internation- Finest Grade, A WORK OP ART, kiiorlcd, rciiso spending public funds In sliinu- 13.83. Name Imcrlbed In each If detlred. $20. lute prlvato business." Tho speakers (luceil and unpublished will ho consid- ally and a treaty with England would An Ideal Xmu Gltt. Order at once. Hnilr In tell for $30. wore from Section II. ered. Kiircca are not eligible nor any be just an official sanction. An alliance NICHOLS A CO. Showing every Tuesday at Keating phiy more than llfly minutes In produc- with Great lirltuln would not be dan- Rockmart Georgia Hull Tho delmte WIIH keenly foiiRhl wiih u tion. Dramatization of short stories la gerous, they stated, because that coun- muss of evidence siipportlnK tlm con not purinlttud unless tho material is try lias the same principles of democ- lentlons of both Hides, while the sent! I he work of the phiyrlght. racy as America lias, intuits of the uiidlonco were well dlvld (1 Muuusi-ilplH may be submitted lit any d. In the vote on tlm merits of Iho lime between January 1, 11139 and May Sou Thrilling Pictures of the Game. question, Iho iiinriiiiillvci won liy tin 1, lll.'lll. miu-Kfn of ono vnln, iiltlioiiKh the noKu tlvo WIIH JuilKi'd lo huvo won Mm (hi TYPING '"'• '"• Tlin iilllrniutlvii WIIH Hiippnrli'd by Mr. anil Mm. John J. Ilurlow of New MIIIIIIIHV Kuln and Illchiird While, the York, nniiimni'e I ho marriage, of their Nott'H, report* ami FORDHAM iii'Kiillvn by John Wind nnd Alan Calei-- ilaiiKhler. Klliel, lo Dr. Thulium M. Mill Hl'ii. John Wind WIIH voted the IICHI term |tu|HTH quick- enliy, 'ill. VS. ly ami accurately I" Heellon I n ilebatu won held on Mm 'inesllon, HeHiilveil: "Thm Hiicliillzcil ROLLER SKATING typed. Mi'illidnii Hlioiihl be iiilniiii'd." The iir- Twice Dally. Afternoon 2 P.M.. V ll Inniillve WIIH Hii|i|>iirM><| by Iliuuld Ml Kvtv K I', M. New Skates, New N. Y. U. "Hi" nnd (irni'KK Kiirrcll, the iici;nllve I'loor, flrunil Organ Mimlt'. ACuiLiny 44N»10 ''V 'li'nird Mi'llnwiin mid Anlonlo He Fordham Skating Palace O'JIII nflcr 6 I*.M.) "'''"• 'I'll'' iilllniiiillvp won HIM delnilc, Better Than a Seat on the 50 Yard Line ''"lnniKli tlm tiKKiillVK won Mm vole on IIMIIII st .IKIIOMI: AVI:. '"" merlin ,,r the,!, Hon. lOiillnim 4-H.1II0 Ulle In I hi' liili'i'veiiliu. hnlliliiyii there wl11 I"1 I H'i'lliii; or fmiini for Hvn weelin, S U P E R F O THE NEWSREEL THEATRES 72nd Street & Broadway FORDHAM UNIVERSITY Sandwich Shops EMBASSY—46th A Broadway BARBER SHOP Slurlliift tliiiul ~> Hour* .t/tvr llu> CIIIIIO DHH VAST I-'OKIJIIAM 111). HAIRCUT 40e PAGE 4 FORDHAM RAM, NOVEMBER 23, 1938

CLASS COURT LEAGUE Rams Wallow Through to TO HAVE EIGHT TEAMS oLookina ZJkem \Jver.. Eight teams will shortly swing 13-0 Win Over Gamecocks into action In the annual Intra- with cfommy HflcJLougnlin mural basketball tournament con- Dom Principe Slithers 65 Yards for Score Over North ducted by Vinny Clancy and Johnny Hayes, Incorporated, Cus- Carolina; Kochel Scores Other Tally todians of the Gymnasium. Thla « season will see two teams from A LITTLE PRAISE DOESN'T HURT each class, instead of the usual By JIM BARNWELL It's not hard to praise a Iciim. And it's twice as easy to knock a one, perform on the hardwood. Fordham's perfect record against This arrangement was brought Southern teams continued unsullied to- Tarheels Hold team and take them over the hurdles. At least, that's the impreggion about in order to give more fel- day as the result of a convincing 13-0 one gels in looking them over on Roge Hill. lows a chance to play intramural victory over the Gamecocks of South Maroon To Tie When Fordham waltzed through Wuyiu'slmrg and Upsulu, every- ball and also add interest to the league race. The games are gen- Carolina last Saturday at the Polo body wag happy. The gituation was well in hand. They did what Grounds. 16,000 hardy souls braved the erally played on the days that the Battered Rams Unable to they were supposed to do and you can't ask for anything more. Varsity team have engagements most vicious weather conditions of the Well, perhaps you could ask for egg in your heer, hut thnt's a little so as not to Interfere with their year to witness the Rams In their best Penetrate Stubborn Caro- practice sessions. too much. So it seems to us. A Purdue deadlock chilled a few of performance since the Pittsburgh en- lina Defense the hoys hut not enough to worry about. It coultl lie passed off as ounter. Ankle deep in mud and early seasonal inexperience. Oregon rolled in, looked New York drenched by a chilling rain, the Ma- By GABE CUCOLO over and wag slapped down. With much flag-waving by Maroon art- roon, of necessity, had to forego the A resurgent North Carolina team, In- Cross Country fancier elements of the game and relied tent on avenging last year's 14-0 de- herentg, they journeyed down to the Smokey City. feat, invaded the Polo Grounds last ihiefly on straight power plays and a Saturday and played the battered Ford- * * * Season Closes stalwart defense to shut out the visitors ham Rams to a scoreless deadlock be- After as bruising a battle as seen in many a day, the Ram fell for the first time this year. fore 26,000 spectators. The determined On November 17 the Fordham cross- Rams Score First Tarheels, already .beaten by Tulane Iteforc the Panther with dire results. Not only to the team's record icoiintry team completed Its schedule and Duke, played their best game of hut also to the spirit of a great majority of the Fordham student Fordham got the jump on their rivals of six meeta by placing In the I.C.4A. in the first quarter when, in the late the year and although they made no boily. As far as they were concerned the season ended on October championships. The Ram harriers beat stages of that period, Dom Principe, serious scoring gestures they limited 29 with that logs to the Panthers. N. Y. U., Rutgers, Columbia, and fleet fullback, taking the ball on a neat- the Maroon offensive to two attempted C. C. N. Y. to finish thirteenth in the ly executed reverse, found a gaping field goals. HOW LUCKY ARE THE RAMS? team score. tolc in the left side of the Carolina line Wilbur Stanton, whose deft toe gave Joe Fay was the first across the line and behind excellent blocking traveled the Rams a victory over St. Mary's the We licked St. Mary's the following week "Lucky," said the smart for the Maroonmen followed closely by 65 yards for the initial touchdown. week before, was unsuccessful with boys. "Lucky" if you like but a glance at the record shows St. Mary's Horning ana Wallace. Dick Peterson Down around the 15 yard marker, Prin- his placement from the 17-yard line in has a pretty fair ball club. California nailed them in the last two and Mike Dolan were the fourth and cipe's progress was momentarily inter- the third period. The other unsuccess- fifth Ram hill and dalers to finish. Walt upted when Ed Clary, the Gamecock's ful attempt was made by Steve Kazlo minutes of play for the Gaels' only loss of the season before they ran laiey, well up among the leaders at safety man, made a desperate lunge In from the 25-yard marker in the final into the Maroon. And California turns out more than oranges. They the half pole was stricken by a stom- an attempt to head him off, but Dom es- quarter. have quite a pigskin outfit out there on the coast. A few weeks back ach ailment In the hills and was unable caped his tackle and went unmolested Hearn Breaks Away to continue. This unfortunate occur- the Gaels blew Santa Clara down for the Bronco's first loss in six- he remainder of the way. Yudlkaitis Immediately after the opening kick- rence materially reduced Fordham's converted. That ended the scoring for off Mike Hearn swept around the Tar- teen games. Some people say that the Broncos were too powerful bailees of placing higher. he first half and, with the field in the heels' right end and scooted 35 yards and for this reason were not permitted in the Pacific Coast Confer- Sketch of Season condition it was, there might not have before Stirnweiss forced him out of ence. But, be that as it may, St. Mary's beat a good ball club when Considered on the whole, Fordham's been any more had it not been for Mike bounds on the North Carolina 40-yard ross-country squad did reasonably Kochel. The Ram co-captain, who was line. The Rams seemed to be on their they dumped the Broncos and you can't knock a team off with a well with the first representative crimps the outstanding figure in a line way to a score but the drive fizzled handful of headlines. chedule a Ram team has had in many hat performed splendidly all after- when Kazlo made two thrusts at the seasons. It must be remembered that loon, broke through as Clary attempted line which netted the Maroon only 4 As each week passed the lads in the "know" as all of them are, most of the Maroon harriers are quar- o quick kick from his own 12 in the yards. passed along reports of dissension in the ranks, players laying down :er rollers and half mllers, and the bird quarter, pushed a Carolina de- North Carolina uncorked its most on the job and the usual tripe that generally follows a beating that 3quad had but a bare micleous of dis- fender into the kicker's path and effective sequence of plays in the sec- they're trying to alibi away. Well, we're not in the know along these tance men. Experience too, a vital fac- blocked the ball, which bounced back ond period. Stirnweiss began the .or in this spurl, was lacking in most toward the goal line. Clary dived for march and aftor Kraynlck had been lines. We can't say what goes on behind the scenes. For we're not if the men. he ball on the three, but his momen- hit behind the line for a 5-yard loss, acquainted with somebody who knows someone else to pass along tum carried him over the goal line Radinan broke away and ran to his FORDHAM TO FACE where he fumbled the slippery oval. own 47 before he was stopped by Kazlo, such inside information. Kochel following up was on the loose At this point Radman flipped a short * » * VIOLETS SATURDAY hall for the second score and the first pass to Palmer and North Carolina But we do know the coaches, the team and the sentiments. And of his varsity career. Fortunato failed had first down on the Fordham 37. n the extra point attempt. to call some quitters and others trouble makers, as is being done, (Continued from page 1) The Rams soon braced on their own doesn't jibe with what we are fortunate enough to know about the dist, and with only two ties by Pitt and The Southerners, coming North op- 25-yard line and several passes by La- team. And if they are quitters, we know many a better way of pass- Georgia to mar their escutcheon were imlstlcally ns the result of a triumph lanne were incomplete. Maronlc, the ing a Saturday afternoon than sliding around in the mud. decided favorites over their Bronx ver Duquesne and a tie with Villa- stellar tackle, faked a field goal at- lelghbors and a convincing victory lova, had only one real scoring oppor- tempt, and threw the ball into the end N.Y.U. IS READY AND WILLING ver tlie Violets would have put the unity in the first half. That fleeting zone to Palmer but the pass was wild. A couple of weeks hack Colgate ran into a hot New York IT. Rams In line for Rose Bowl considera- moment came early in the game when Both Offenses Weak tion. An ordinary N. Y. U. team playing Dusham, their left guard, blocked Kaz- With Len Eshmont, the Rams' best team. The Red Raiders lost the game but from the opening whistle transcendent football vanquished the tlown to the liisl play of the game, the students that followed the lo's punt nnd the Gamecocks recovered runner out of action In the first half, Rams 7-0, avenging the defeat of the in the Rani's 16. Three thrusts at an the brunt of the ball-carrying burden team down to the city kept up a continuous barrage of cheers that previous year. .dament Maroon line yielded nothing went to Mike Hearn and Dom Principe. put the Violet assemblage to shame. Here was a team that had Fordham Defensive Record Fine iud then Henson's attempted field goal Hearn made the longest run of the day already lost four games. That's not guch a hot season no matter While Fordham was defeating a rom the 21 went wide. Thereafter the on the first play but this was one of how you look at il. Yet, there was a gang behind them from start to :ood South Carolina team In the mire Carolinian's attack was thoroughly the few occasions when the Ram block- finish. We got u club that bus lost one game. Still there's a crowd up Saturday, the entire N. Y, U. squad hrottled by the alert Ram defense and ers cleared the way for the ball- here who thinks we should quit right now before there's another tat in the stands getting a preview of hey wore able to register only 3 first carriers, Principe proved tremendous- logs chalked up for the Maroon, heir rivals. For the past two weeks owns, all coming in the final stanza, ly effective with his bucks Into the Vial Stevens, N. Y. U. mentor, has been 'he only other opportunities the vis- line. * * * Irilling hla charges against Maroon tors had came in the last two periods. This may sound like so much hokum but you can take the [ilays and has been devising new plays n the third a forward pass, from the words of the football team whether or nol that crowd behind them with which to attack the sturdy Ma- 'ersatllo Clary to Williams, caught the BASKETBALL ENTRIES 'oon defensive forces. |"ordbam secondary napping and the CLOSE NEXT MONDAY means anything. Quoting from the questionnaire of one of the The Ram defensive record against utter galloped 40 yards across the Ford- leading ground gaining barks on the Maroon he says in answer ts 1938 opponents is most Impressive. lam line only to have tlio play dis- Next Monday will mark the deadline to the question, "does the presenre of a crowd cheering for your LJpsala, Waynesburg, Oregon, St. Mowed for offside. Again, in the final of entries for the University Basket- Vlary's, North Carolina and South Cnro- team mean anything?" he Hays, "To know that there's a gang of u ii r t e i1, jiffer the Cinniecoeka had ball Tournament. ina were all unable to cross the Ford- fellows out there behind us cheering for us, means plenty." ucked together two of their first Indications nt this writing point to iiam goal. Purdue scored a lone touch- the success of this affair for at present :lown against Fordham in file last qmir- lowns, Stroud toBsed a deep pnss which IT'S A FIGHTING RAM TEAM Iheru are 22 teams registered, nnd it ter while the Pitt Panthers, held to a •nine np in tlio arum of Larry Craig It may not be a great team out there fighting against N.Y.U. on seems probable that a number of other leltl goal in the first throe quarters, who stepped ovor the goal lino. How- tennis will soon be entered. Saturday but it's a good team. It's a Fordham team. The least we can aiade 21 points In the filial quarier. vor, tills apparent score was HkowiHe do is support it. They're giving all they've got. We can't do that Eddie Booll who was selected by bis isiillowed us the ball bud first touched Tliis year will Inaugurate n now pro- along the same lines but we can support them from the stands. And :eamniates to start at quarter has been n Ineligible Carolina receiver. cedure In tlio qualifications of entries. not go around criticizing everything they do. The team has had a X. Y. U's constant threat In early son- While tlio (iuinef the game. Tlio Rimm completed tlio participate In those matches. off the field more than once, If they were quitters, there seem to be lets to their lone touchdown against lone aerial of the (Iny they nltumptml Tile giunos will be contented every easier ways of quitting than being carried out of the ball park. Pordham. However, the Crowlny-con- nnd on a tinner fooling the running Friday night nt the college gymnasium :elved defense against aerials Is also ttnoli would liavo Hhown to greater nd- from Hi'vi'ii to li'ii o'clock and may ho 'iinlngi', Tlio lino ohiu-Roil fast and well, witnessed by students ami frlnmlfl <>f * * * Imposing. No scores have been made 1 through tho air aguliiBt the Hams and ivero Iniprognalilo on dofonsn, while the (hi players. And we don't think Saturday's game will be any exception, only 14 out of 77 pusses hnvo been com- •locking was inino nliaip and effective The minion will ho roforocd by com- They'll be In there from start to finish. If we're winning, undoubt- pletod against thorn. linn lu tho piiHl iwi> weeks. Kin' Sniilli potent olllelalH, Including HUoh r >K- .iiirollnn, Clary fullnlloil uitvun™ no- edly everybody will bo with them, Tho question is how will the fans N. Y. U. Eleots Starters nl/.oil iiihllraliiiH IIH the physical train- loos with an oyeeatoliliiB exhibition nf react If the club should happen to be losing at some stage of the game. According to Mill Stevens' quiiliil Ing liiNlriietni'it, Mr. Hayes and Mr. .ticking, dospllo the Hiiililon hull. custom, tho N. Y. U. team votes for (ho I 'hincy. PLENTY RESTS ON SATURDAY'S FRAY men who nro to start ngnlimt Fonlhiun, This game tomorrow is going to bo more than another gridiron AH a result of the poll the nml posln battle, Quite n bit depends upon tho result. We're not saying one will bo entrusted to (loorno Himisl and way or another about any other pmes that may follow but the Dan Dowd, Thn Intlnr In n proficient N.Y.U, team Is hot, They're out to take us. They haven't had such n HiiFi«.«iiatchnr, At lori-tucHIn it lie voln Imlwmm fiitnlnln Hwliidoti nml .lurry good season but a win over the Rums will even everything, That'c New York all they want, Boat Fordham and all will bo serene on University 1)1 NlHci) htm left lliu Htnrtnr HIIH tin- inrtnlii. At minnl tltu Hturtnr will Im Telephone Heights-. iltliot' Johnny Iliilliln or Art (!untnlll, They have o fine sot of runnlnfl backs ovor In tho other end of the Jim Conllh, who \vn» n Inwnr of Company's Bronx und mixing this attack with tho fine passing of Ed Boell will 'IIIKIII iiKitliiKl thn Mni'iinn lust ywtr tost the? Rams to tlio nth dejjrrp, will npim nl Mm pivot poHltliiM, Display for Tim rlKht Ktmni Mot will Im ntloil liy Fordhnm II'ITIIIT with Hub Connolly (Iiinhlim I'W MIMIC Mll'llllfit' ITIIMtll, I'Wlllllllll (tl'CIMH III III' VOI'y ... Him ill I'IKIII lili'liln, HI>HIIIOH IIOHI ill Oflmei Mimi'lnr lliu N, V, II, Imolitlnlil will coin- wllli Ilio Ki'Ciili'i' (tail ol' Hie Ilicnix along iiliiitil lh|H ||in llic lii'lHM I'llhor Alex (litiniiiiiil* „,< Hhni'tnii lit Inn Imir, Orliiiulo Clnicii nl IIKIII ICIIIII lo 'I' Hill lli" IIIIIMM linvc imiiT iliuii n nii'i'c mouthful in Mly I m 1 r with Ht tut MI kill U it In |||. IIIMMII till" mallei', Mill "In. I"*!' or draw, Miiy with Ilii " FORDHAM RAM, NOVEMBER 23, 1938 PAGE 5 Frosh Team Bows to Strong Senior Club in Finale Flipping Them Back —By Don Slattery, '40 College Grid Championships Captured By St. John's

Senior Boarders Victors Over Freshman A, 16-0; Tally Twice in Closing Minutes

On Thursday afternoon the Boarders JOHN HAYES APPOINTED of St. John's Hall captured the College Intramural football title by defeating ASSISTANT TO KELLEHER Freshmen A, 180. The superiority ot the Seniors wag most evident in their Johnny Hayet, former Ford- hard hitting line. They tallied first in ham star, has been officially ap- the second period, and added their final pointed assistant varsity coach, touchdowns in the last four minutes of It wai announced today by the athletic department. Hayet, who play. The Freshmen fought out the nrst played basketball on the famed halt on an equal footing, but were Regis five of '28 and at Rose Hill visibly weakening throughout the final during the seasons of '29-'3O, '30- stanzas. '31, and '31-'32, will aid Ed Kelle- her in tutoring the varsity and Kummer Scores will also act aa coach of the fresh- St. John's kicked off and after an ex- man squad. change of punts had given the ball to As a member of the New York the Freshles on their own forty, they A.C., he was on the Eastern cham- drove to the Boarders' ten, their deep- pionship teams during the years '33'35 and taw action with the est invasion of enemy territory all Wlngfooters from '32-'38. Hayes, afternoon. At this point the Boarders In his heyday, was a forward and took the ball on downs and punted out HE WAS [MtfDED A was noted for his hook shot. He of danger. Midway in the second period, MIGHTY BIG JOB. is also an instructor In Physical Olsafsky of St. John's took DeNatale's Training for the gym classes of punt and returned some forty-five -AND HIS WORK / the freshman and sophomore HAS BEEfl setiSflTIOfifiL' years. yards through the entire freshman team. After two running plays had failed to gain, Davis whipped a twenty- yard pass to Kummer, who stepped into the end zone as he caught the ball. This Last Game for 15 Seniors marked the first touchdown scored on Late Rally By Army Plebes the Freshmen all season. When the Fordham gridiron squad year's Texas Christian game and in the Frosh Weaken leaves the field after the N. Y. U.-Ford- St. Mary's game of this year. Jimmy, who won his letter last year, gained a In the second half it grew more and Defeats Freshman Eleven ham game next Saturday, fifteen sen- more evident that Frosh A's attack was iors will have played their last game regular position at the start of this sea- not going to gain against the fast charg- for the Maroon. Some of these warrior* son and reached his peak In the St. Mary's game, when his tackling kept ing St. John's line. In the third period Loss to West Pointers Follows Victory Over Violet Freshmen will represent the Ram on the diamond three pass interceptions by Guy Toz- or court, but for the majority it will the Gaels from a touchdown. Paul was zoll broke up the Boarders' attack. At on Election Day mark their last athletic appearance for always known as the best potential the opening of the final quarter Joe the Maroon. lineman on the Ram squad, but it was De Natale intercepted an aerial from In a see-saw battle that saw the lead Foremost among the departing Se- only this year that he realized on his Davis and returned thirty yards to the change hands four times the Fordham FROSH PLAYED UNDER niors will be Co-Captains Henry Jacun- capabilities. Other graduating linemen St. John's twenty-yard line. The Frosh, Freshmen team bowed to the Army ski and Mike Kochel, both of whom who have seen considerable action are however, were played out, and, after Plebes on Wednesday afternoon at West LIGHTS AT WEST POINT have won three football letters at Ford- Russ Monica and Don Bintz. taking the ball on downs, St. John's Point. The score was 20-16. Blumen- ham. Both Kochel and Jacunski broke HEARN LEADS BACKS began to roll. stock, sensational triple-threat back, The Freshmen football team into the lineup enough as Sophomores The graduating backs are led by sparked the Fordham Cub attack. Davis played on two gridirons last to win their fetters and their outstand- Mike Hearn and Johnny Beale, two out- Sleeper Play and IteiSB of the backfleld, and Harmon, Wednesday and In the course of ing play last year led to their election standing diamond performers for the Pour plays took the ball to the one- Sartorl, and Semanek of the line also play managed to get In a little ac- as co-captains. Due to their consistent Maroon. Mike, the fastest man on the yard line, the longest gain being a stood out. tion under the floodlights. The strong play this year, both Mike and squad, capitalized on his speed this thirty-yard pass, Davis to Kummer. In the opening minutes of the game game with the Plebes started at Harry have already been mentioned for year and turned In touchdown spurts From this point the Seniors tallied on the Frosh scored alter Blumonstock had 3:15 and along about 4:30 shad- consideration on various all teams. against Oregon and Pittsburgh. Johnny a sleeper pass, Davis to Olsafsky. With raced seventy-flve yards to the Army ows began to stretch over Mlchle BLOCKS OF GRANITE started off well this year but was some- but one minute remaining, the Fresh- ten. Hudacek converted from placement. Stadium, making it impossible to Three other regular linemen, Bill what hampered by Injuries toward the men surrendered the ball at midfield The pieties came right back with their follow the ball carrier much less Stanton, Jim Hayes and Paul Berezney, middle of the season. and on the first play Davis passed twen- first touchdown, as Waddell fell on the ball. will also be lost by graduation. Bill Is Other graduates include Ray Mozzer, ty-five yards to Olsufsky, who raced the Lambeau's blocked kick In the end zone. The first remedy offered was famed for his kicking toe, which Joe Paskevltch, Bernle Hyde, Derwood rest of the distance for the final tally The try for point was blocked. Army the introduction of a white ball brought victory to the Maroon In last] LewiJ, Len Baker and Hugh Addonlzlo. of the contest. took the lead in the second period after by the Plebes. Jim Noble, Ramlet a sixty yard drive to the Fordham ten quarterback, refused to use this was crowned with a touchdown, Maupin ball since his club was winning passing to Hennessee. This time Bolton at the time and a white ball would converted from placement. aid the enemy intent upon filling SPORTSHOTS By Bill Mulligan The Ramkins took the lead In the the air with passes. third period when Blumenstock passed With nine minutes of play re- forty-five yards to Buzls who took the maining, It was necessary to move Carberry are sailing to France on December 30 with a ball In stride and traveled the remain- the game to the Varsity practice Every year at this time tho Interests ing ten yards to a touchdown. Hudacok field in order to continue the of most Fordluim men are directed to squad of athletes and so this seems to Indicate that no converted again. game. This gridiron was equipped three tilings—first tho annual Ford- post season game will lie played. To repeated rumors of a game in Los Angeles at the Tho Plebes came right buck nnd with a lighting system. While not ham-N.Y.U. game, then All-America marched sixty yards to the winning the best In the world, It served Its Coliseum between Santa Clara and Fordliain, Jack Coftey touchdown, Miiiipin plunging from (Ho purpose and enabled the players teams and finally Bowl games. Al- has reiterated that it's all nows to hini. A further setback threo yard line. Mnupiu's placement to finsh the game with the Cadets though tills year is no exception, in- to this game came In the form of an unexpected upset of was good. The Hamlets drove hack to coming out on top. terest hasn't reached the peak of past the Broncos by St. Mary's galloping Gaels. A third hope the Army two yard line only to lose Hie seusons. For the first time Bluce wo expressed by desperate scribes, has been the big game ball on a fumble. They tallied a anfety have been in college the Battlo of the to he played in New York between two teams chosen by a a few moments Inter when Maiipiu was Bronx won't have nny effect on Bowl committee of sportsmen. Regarding this contest a discreet downed In the end zone. selections. Tho powerful Frosh eleven experi- Frosh Harriers official silence has prevailed. And so we have to come to enced llttlo difficulty in liamlliig their In the 1935 campaign the Violets went Into the fray with tho sad conclusion thnt no big post-season games are at N.Y.U. rlvnlB n 19-0 drubbing (luring an inviolate record and the sweet aroma of Hoses had present In the oiling, Iheir annual Election dny flash. The Ninth in IC 4A's been wafting o'er Untverslty Heights. Howevor, the rough The other Interest which comes to the tore in late No- IlamkliiR pushed over n ((meltdown in Fordham hoys headed by Anierlno Sarno and Joo Maniac) vember Is All-America selections. Picking: All-America every quarter uxcept Ihu second, Art Schmidlein Takes trampled the Violets Into the turf to tha tune of 21-0. That teams Is the favorite Indoor sport of most male Americans. llliimenstock, Lamhi'iiu, and llelss wore Most All-America selectors seldom nee more than two or tho ground galnnrs In Ilio "(!ub" ut- Fourth in Large Field of was the most satisfying victory that Fovdhum over won, In our eyes. three of their choices actually competing. Smart publicity luek, with DIIHIH nnd Hernl Hlnmlliig out Hundred agents innlii) ninny All-Americas by tho simple process ot However, the voles wore reversed on the following yenr (Ml defense. tmllyhoolnt! their favorites with a liberal application of The li'niHh Hi ruck early in I ho llrot ns you well know, The llama, sleek with victory and glory, rhetoric Many timed their golden boys como throuKh but iliinrliir whim n pnrlliilty Mocked kick Tho yoaiilng crosB-country snund wore ttncoremoiilously sheered not only ot a victory but concludod a successful Saiison with « often they tlou't, idled nut lo Ihu Violets thirty, and (if nn Incipient bid to the Tournament ot HOBOS, Lint year ninth piano In tho 1C4A meet nt Van Ulummmloek ran II liiick Tor n touch- Ilio Bltuntlon was much the same. Fordham had an Im- Just Klimi'o through tho nitika of thn pru-tuotbnll IeagueB, (Jiiurtliiudt l'urk. November 14. Artie Many n profotistomil star matriculated lit such obscure In- 'town. Tim i'oiivt'inliiu wuMftnml. Held In pressive record whllo the Heights club was Just fair. How- I'hdck for itici I-IMIIIIIIHIIT of Mm 1mlf. Hcliinlilli'lii led the team, flnlnhlng atltiitloitu nn H|»'iii'll»h Norlnul or ilellilohom Agricultural, evoi'i the outcome wna quite different, The Crowloymen Ihi' UIIIIIIKIH Hi'ori'd nncn morn. limit 11 In a fluUl ot aver ono huiulrod Thin ynnr the All-Atiiet'lwt Bokwtloim ciinio early. In fact took revenge for their humiliation ot tho previous yonr Htnrli'i'H, who rpproHontod the landing Jimmy 1'ownrn picked IIIH Huim Imfuro Ilio HoiMon Rlnrtod, and complnted with glory, Fordhum'H host year on the WES WALLACE TO RUN iinlvi'mllioH In tlin FjiiHt niul mime from Many will Riiy that thin team IN nrohuhly holler Hum nuy. the Mlil-Wimt. Thn ninth placo In a gridiron. oiin hi' ivonlil plrli nllrr tlin HI4IHHU, I'oili'Ki' nportri editor*! QUARTER IN SUGAR BOWL ,;rimp nf HUIIHIII, IIIHIIHIKII Hot H won- All Hint romaliiiMi was for thn goulknuali III California, nil xporl wrltum, ritillo i'iilm'(iilmirn, niovlo IUUI'SKSSS nnd ili'tful HIIOWIIIK, wan a i'1'i'illlnlilo per- to put through a call to IIOHU Hill, The cull luivm' CUMIC oven Mini lium pick All-AincrlniH. llul In our humble opinion Wenloy Wallia-n, nee nunrter-mller I'nriiiiiiicd wlinn thn InoJiporloiieo of the mul the Foi'dhuiii student body and mimt ot the imilrnpnll- All'Opuiimmt IcaiiiH mid Ilium' iilrkcil by rival couchen of the Fortlhnm track lenrn, IIHI re- inn IM I'IIIIHIIUM'OII, tun wrltum WIIXIKI Indignant ovor ilio imiiuil minli, Hnturiliiy Khould lin IriMili'd With tile iiiimt ri'Hpi'ct, no llumi Howl hid will Im In tlin iilllnu, itioro wilt b« mi ceived niul ncceptcd (in Invltntlon to Hnvi'i'iil primpncU wni'u tliriiiul up, Tin1 "lily conch whu IIIIN roiun forward to innkii any hum whom much will ho lumril In Ilio si rain null fur Ilinl rciiHim wu liullnvu u linltur KUIIIU will Kin In n npnu|fi| {(unrlpr rude I'noo to DI'II'I'IIIIUH IH Mlnvti Owen, liti> mli'iiti'il iiidittor o[ the New ''« belli In || Suunr (Jowl, New Or- I'IMIII'K, Ai'lli' Hi'liinlillollt In Mm Ixwt IIIIHIIC, m York (linnlH Mlnvii IIIIIKII'I-II li'iirilliitin by eiimm\l\K lwt> leans, on N*w Ypnt'n Dny, iM'iWM I'liiinlry |iriiN|)iict HBHII ul Ford- II In HIi umiHUul not lo Inivn u Howl IIII'IIIIIK miinnwIUM'i' Hum win I wu rl M In IHB lli'Ml Hlihm HUM, Ihin'y ,liieuii«ltl mul Wnllaufl IHHIIP (niltp a rp put rill on In hum In ninny n yrar I In In uiitilly lln> In Ihu vlclully nr I It IM KIIIIIMKI, llutl Mnvcrnl liuvu linnti mini- .11 in llnyt'N WITH Iliu linn KII lioiiiiri'il, Jiiolt Hiilhurhunl "m Indoor ninptB Imlif In Now York lust l»'»l I'I'IIHIIIIIIUI In Hi" i'll,v wllli Ili<« int the ilu«t nn hn 1ml th» I'l'iililn in'iiinlHii mul iiliuuld nn wI'll In (hit iilimwo "Ho what," ,11m Crowln? und JIIIIKM one mull mi ninny AI!- N*(jro Miir to the tnpe. III (lie Wlllliti'WiiNiiii. PAGE 6 FORDHAM RAM, NOVEMBER 23, 1938

1 SCRIVENERS HEAR ISOLATION POLICY IS STORY BY STAPLETON J.D.Dwyer Selected DEBATED BY COUNCIL At the biweekly meeting of the OFF CAMPUS For New Position At last Monday's meeting of Scriveners Club last Friday, under the the Council of Debate, a close direction of Mr. Gabriel Liegey, Henry Biology Professor Picked debate was hold on the subject Stapleton, "42, read his short story con- for Important Botanical of United States Isolation. An By Johnny Hayes affirmative team of John Hogan, cerning adventure In Morocco. Garden Post '39, and Frank Van Daiiini, '40, After the story, criticism by the ap- defeated the negative team of pointed critics, the club members In John D. Dwyer, who was asslstan William Bggert, '39, and Gerard general, and Mr. Liegey was heard. professor of biology In the Gradunti Carney, '40. The vote went to the SLICED PRETTY THIN! —IF YOU School here, has been selected for a affirmative by ono ballot. Carney Alan Caterson and Robert Moore were PREFER IT THICK, TURN TO important position on the staff of th was voted best speaker of the de- appointed to write stories for the next RAMBLINGS New York Botanical Gardens. Mr. bate. meeting to be held the Friday after the Dwyer was graduated from St. Peter' Spirited open discussion fol- Thanksgiving vacation. Mr. Liegey will "Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Station YAWK presents its weekly vox pop, College in 198a and received his M.A lowed the regular debate, when continue as head of the club tempo- at the university commencement last the Voice of the People. Take it away, William Beeps." Council members attacked the rarily, due to the Illness of .Father June. views of Harrison Downs, '39, as "William BeepB speaking at Goober College, where 800 Goober grads attend He received his position as a resul James A. Taaffe, S.J., who Is the official ing the annual reunion are milling around the dining hall before supper. Through expressed in his speech as critic moderator of the organization. of the excellent work he had been of the debate. our portable microphone alumni will give their version of college life. Here's doing in the Held of biology at Ford- a promising alumnus now. Your name, sir?" ham, and he will study with many world "Arthur Hipney, class of 1906." famous men, such as Dr. H. A. Aleason, the director. There will probably be no VARSITY "What business are you in, Mr. Hipney?" further appointments to this staff fo Erickson Lectures "I'm head of a plaster concern." > the next five years. Father Lawrence J. BARBER SHOP "Not corn plasters, I suppose?" Walsh, S.J.; arranged the transfer and To Mendel Club 2611 W.blUr Av». Corntr of l?4 St. "No. AVe specialize in plastering jobs tor private homes, public buildings, it is looked upon as a sign of the bes HAIRCUT 40c cooperation between the University and the like. Our outfit has plastered all over town." and the State of New York. Senior Treats Habits of "Do you feel that four years at college equipped you better to handle your Professor William Bonisteel, under Common House Fly in plastering concern?" whom Mr. Dwyer worked at Fordham, Address "I'm a married man." spoke at the Botanical Gardens on No- "Yes?" vember 5, on the subject of "Important Drug Plants." He illustrated his loc The Mendel Club, at its weekly "And my wife is probably listening at the radio back home right now. So along tures by lantern slides and stresse meeting In Larkin Hall Thursday, No- you come and ask me if going to college encourages better plastering! Sorry the Importance of various commercla vember 10, was addressed by John A. —I'd rather not say... ." plants such as quinine. Erickson, '39, on "The Common Mouse * • • Fly." "We've an exceptionally genial looking gentleman next who might tell you Erk'kson's talk was enthusiastically about his college days, folks. Give your name first, air." received by a record-breaking atten- "Ray O'RIley, class of 1915. Well, when I went to college it was the real Druckner '40 Talks dance of more than one hundred mem- McCoy. We had a man's college—no fluffy coeds perfuming the air so that every bers. Treating the fly, In Its origin, time you cross the campus it takes a bath to get rid of the smell. At Mendel Club nature and habits, the speaker's original "Four of us roomed together atop Stevens Hall. Only two were allowed observations in this sphere proved both Preparation and Digestion per room, of course. Myself and Jim Murphy slept on the floor under the tun Interesting and enlightening to the beds so the prefect couldn't catch us at night. During the day we always hung up of Food Subject of Talk audience. Open discussion from the floor followed the address. a dead cat from the door jamb. The prefect didn't dare show his nose around Last Tuesday, at the Mendel Club, Apropos of Erickson's theme, Dr. while 'the cat was out,' as we used to say. John Druckner, '40, gave a talk on Mullen, assistant moderator of the "Your collegiate career was picturesque Indeed, Mr. O'Riley. Have you any "Food," stressing Its preparation and club, made mention of the fact that advice for present-day collegians?" digestion. there was present at the meeting, a Having defined his subject the Junior recognized authority on the fly, Dr. "Never shoot crap unless you have to borrow to get in the game." discussed Its functions and different Joseph Assmuth, S.J., who has won * * * forms. To yield energy, to build tissues well deserved fame for his doctorate "Get your chuckles ready, everybody. Here's a harum-scarum grad wearing and to regulate the body processes are dissertation on the "Termatoxemia an old battered brown hat with two holes punched out In tha crown, By a hidden the properties of foods. Of its kinds he AsBmuti," a species of fly. classified his topic according to aiilnm flashlight attachment two beams of light are (hooting out of the holes. Why and plant sources, and its composite do you wear that hat, sir?" parts. "It's my old college hat. I wore It the full five years. You know what?" Druckner told of food's preparation "What?" and eating, bringing in its "psychic" "I uiedta wear this hat when I typed out my gossip column on the old college factors in digestion. Fr. Joseph Assmuth, S.J., the mod paper. Made a fool of myself every week and couldn't get out of the habit. erator, lauded the speaker, particular- Wanna know what the lights are for?" ly in his choice of topic. He stressed "Tell ua." the fact that "simple subjects can be Din* and done* nightly "I tripped up in print so much that I'm still watching my step. The lights nicely scientific." He advised ana urged the members to "pick out talks of to America's foremost or- are a safety measure." everyday life," not tlioso abstract sub- "But the street lights supply plenty of illumination around here." jects that are far from reality and prac- chestra, featuring Stuart ticality. "Suppose there was a short circuit?" Allen. Dinner from $1.7$, "That's possible." "The moon would still be out." me Supper a la carle. No and nil ORCHESTRA "Yes, it would." cover charge at any Urn*. "And no eclipse Is due tonight." C'MOH «ll TE STUDENTS Scoring unquestionably the fastest "No." rise to front rank in the history Dancing al dinner and of dinner and supper dance musicl ..."But you can't rely on the olouds staying away for long, oan you?" OFFORDNAM! TNI •upper nightly except "I guess not. Thanks very much for your diverting remarks, sir, Do you oee that man in the derby hat over there?" Monday. "The chap with the big feet and the toowl?" COMMODORE "Yes. Sneak up behind him and shout boot Into his ear, will you7" DlninMIf Mfrom $2ROO. No eovtMr "Jolly, I'll tell him I'm one of Goober's nuts." 25 charg. al Dinner. Cowr efcaro. afar 10 P. M., 7St • "Do." in Cash Diplomas— w..kday., J1.J0 Sofi. * * • "NUrV YCWK'J MtT ESSEX HOUSE "A bespectacled person with papers protruding from every nookot, looking tOCATIO HOTH" very much like a professor, Is passing by now. Would you caro to say a fow also Dinner Awards front J. Cronan, Pr.i. words through Station YAWK, sir?" "Do you pay a union wage for this?" at "I'm sorry, sir, but we pay nothing on our Volco of the People programs. We merely furnish you with an opportunity to express an opinion." "Mtonssojt" "You pay Gabriel Heatter, H. V. Kaltenborn, and Dorothy Thompson to express an opinion." "Those people have big mimes—" KAY KYSER'S "You haven't asked my name yet." "Sorry—what is your name?" C0UKE OF MUSICAL KNOWUDtt "Vladimirofftosk Krembolwskyvicli, Is that big enough for you7" "Are you a Goober alumnus, sir?" Every Thursday night "Yes, though I deny It In revolutionary circles, Goober 1« reactionary." "Why?" during Supper in the "It almost expelled me for inventing an idealistic scheme to share the marks. We've since had share the weullh, share the work, and share the fun, I originated the idea, A student with an eighty ions twenty off Ms mark to boost a fetlow with a forty to a passing grade, and so on. It was foolproof—nobody ntrnttl failMADHATTAN ROOM "Whut did the officials say?" "They said It was communistic, und muds mo burn my Soapbox publicly,' "That must have hurt." "It did. I had to line an aruiiKii cruto from then on, The crato WUB BO flimsy HOTEL PENNSYLVANIA that in every Hpenoli Just, wlion I xut lo 'U)> Die HoVohitlw)!' it oollupund," * • • NIW YOHK "Our program wouldn't be complete without one famala voice, is we've asked a pretty Goober coed to my a few wordi. What brings you to an alumni reunion, mlas?" I'Orilli.m 4-97V4 "I've been guiding the alumni through the new building," "Do you enjoy It7" "Oh, It's fun, They all want dntes." TOWNS HATS, Inc. "They do7 You mutt have a hard time putting off 800 Qoobar gradi," "It's very easy, really. Alumni differ fundamantally from •tudenti, Tha lame line that brlngi the studenti around ma Ilka fllai makei tha alumni turn gr«en," N«w Stetson Special $5.00 "What arc thaea maglo two-tdgtcl wortli you u»«?" "I Juit tall them I'm tha praildent'a daughter," Town's Hats $2.85 & $3.85 * * • • PBOIAL. »BBVI^|FOTI FOfiDMAM "(ini1 luilMimir IH ni'iii'ly up, IIMIICH IIIIII jsiiiitlunimi, and now we liiko you Imok to mil1 tilildlu,"

"Hlutiun YA WK, Titntt tn on our vriuiiilluiml vim imp program !, ami fll<) KAftr IIIHIIHAM IIIIAII, IV, V, livur thv Vuh'C o/ Ihn l'eaptv," FORDHAM RAM, NOVEMBER 23, 1938 PAGE 7

Artillery in July, 1908. In his second Berger has remained in the service CLASS OF '30 PLANS Sergeant Berger enlistment lie saw service in Panama ever since. He has the distinction of during tlie building of the canal and having held, besides his war-time com- CENTRE CLUB MEETING was present "when the water came mission, all the enlisted grades from gheOi Starts on Final through" In August, 1914. In 1916 he private to his present grade. All of his The annual informal get-together of esttevo served under General Pershing on the discharges show his character as "ex- the class of nineteen-thirty is to be held By GEORGE 0. LEWI8, JR. Mexican Border and with the outbreak cellent." He has completed three of at the Centre Club Saturday night. For Enlistment of the World War he received ills com- the Army's service school courses, ad- the past few years the class has accept- »:»;:•::•::•::•:•::•:•»•»::•::•::•: mission as second lieutenant, Infantry, vanced Infantry weapons, physical ed the Centre Club as its official meet- Member of Original Staff in July, 1917. He was promoted flrst education and grenades. At present he ing spot In accordance with the gen- "Where Do We Go From Here" of Fordham R.O.T.C. to lieutenant. Infantry, in March, 1918, also holds the grade of captain. Infan- eral Fordham trend to make it a down- There is a question asked In the and held this rank until his demobili- try, Officers' Reserve Corps. town Rose Hill headquarters. new comedy which opened last week Retire in 1941 zation by Act of Congress in August, at the Vanderbllt Theatre. As the titl 1919. A part of this time he commanded Technical Sergeant Joseph C. Ber- pu ts 11, it i Company M, 114th Infantry, 29th Divi- ger, D.E.M.L., R.O.T.C, has Just en- "Where Do We sion, and saw action with the 59th tered upon his llnal enlistment with Go From Here? Pioneer Infantry overseas in the De- the United States Army, the RAM was and as neither th fensive Sector 1st Army, and the informed this week by the Department title nor the play Meuse-Argonne. of Military Science and Tactics. Ser- puts it, we have no Re-enlisting again in 1920 Sergeant Ji*8* OFF CAMPUS... geant Berger has been an assistant on answer. An enter- the staff of the department since the mining evening inception of the R.O.T.C. at Fordham may be spent at Fordham's Finest Department Store Featuring a in 1926 and is the only remaining the Vanderbilt and member of the original military staff. you may hare » King's Complete line of Smart Men's Wear line time depend The sergeant, who first Joined the ing more or lest Army at the age of 19, will have com- on what you ate for dinner and with pleted the thirty years of service re- Restaurant whom you attend among other things, quired for retirement before the ex- 313 E. FORDHAM ROAD but whether or not you will witness piration of this latest term of enlist- drama 1B a matter of no conjecture at ment and "tvill be retired with a pen- Prepare for Holiday Festivities at all. "Where Do We Go From Here?" sion about February, 1941. He will by STUDENT LUNCH 25c Is a nice fluffy piece of conversation and that date have attained the rank of SPECIAL DINNER SSe some action but it is neither properly master sergeant and will retire as a S COURSES nor improperly a play. list lieutenant, the rank he held dur- ing the World War. Chines* and American Food It all starts off auspiciously enough •peelal Strvlet to Students Forihmi Rd. I Wtfeftr Avt. with an introduction to the fraternity Berger flrst enlisted in the Coast of Sigma Tau, its fraternity brothers and the place In which they live. As entertaining a group of young men as can be found on any campus, are these boys of Sigma Tau and the first act rolls merrily along on the well-oiled wheels of their witty patter and amus- ing attitudes. It 1B not for us to defend here, the attitudes of college men in general as being slightly less ridicu- lous than those pronounced by these players; besides we have no fraterni- ties and the job looks a bit difficult even at that. We might succeed In proving that we are not so light- minded, but then we might not; it we didn't we would at least have to prove ourselves as funny as these collegians and that would be a task. The plot of this little treatise on college fraternity life is quite simple: the house is mort- gaged—the old grad tries to foreclose —trouble, worry, Bunshlne at last as the neighboring Jewish fraternity comes through legally and financially. "The Sweetheart of Sigma Tau" Of course we must not neglect the feminine Interest. In the third act the girl, one of the many discussed, and very thoroughly discussed, sneaks be- latedly on stage as if the author had been beaten finally into submission and NO QUARTM fOt QUtWIRBMKS the leering producer, money-mad prods SEX Into rearing its ugly head and e Anybody can be a Monday-morning quarterback, but hissing. Late as is the entrance of what does it take to be a real one? Does he think for him- Carole Lester as she is beautifully self, or does the coach run the game from the bench? Notre called, it is not late enough; she should Dame's brainy young coach tells you why the signal- have waited until the audience had left. The young lady who played the part caller is head man, shows why right plays go wrong and was satisfactory enough, but as the wrong, plays score touchdowns, and reveals what he believes embarrassed sophomore in search of a to be the most important point in football strategy today. father, her presence was unnecessary, and uncomfortable on the whole. by ELMER F. MYDEN with D. C. Grant The male members of the cast and that means the rest of the players are all sufficient and some are more than that. Will Dean, a young man from California, is particularly good as Elnie the mental marvel of the group who Is a peculiarity on this score alone. He raises guinea pigs in his bedroom, and 1 HAYI A MTHfff MAT when the generating powers of the pigs get a bit out of control leaving fCHIMITOMJIin'4000' Elnie wtih quite a brood, ho is more V«u«f Am«, junior clerk, landed a harassed by the biological aspects than his fellows are by the hygienic condi- million-dollar fortune for the firm- tions, which are mercifully left to the arid what did he get? A $75-a-ycar Imagination. Of course wo were in- raise I "It's time I started to make formed that tlio most valuable of the some money myself/" he decided. rodents, a tubercular inbred for eight The widow Sheehan's warehouse gave generations, is lost someplace and this him an idea how he might. See page is enough to provoke the brooder to 5 of this week's Post. turn in his pin for the umptlelh time, and to recite his soing out speech also Pay to the Order of John Ames tor the umpttath time. It is a nice by WALTER D. EDMONDS speech ana Mr. Dean makes the most of it. Edmund Glover is line as Fere, a goad part for anyone; Don Do Fore us Kenuio, Michael Owen as the ox- uberant Jack Hiinley, and Theodore Uuivltt who appears briefly as the amazing Hurry llurrlH arc all worthy of apodal memtion. All lh« others are "iiltahli!—OWIIIR probably to thei fact that they muy ull huve biuui III frutor- MND TUaftOAT ANNIK CAUOHT TUQLK1S! Just when iiltli'a not long UK". g - JIMIItlCJt'f she tnuded n juicy salvaging contract, Annie's old enemy Bull* winkle slapped un Injunction on the tug. Watch what happens Dramatic Trivialities Ne.1 HOMI-fOWN WHOOMIt-IIPHIII when Annie tries to dynamite her way outof thitt onet Norman It IH us well an can ho (ixpiudod, wo Reitly Ralne tells, in Tugboat Annie Mown the Man Down. iiipiiomi, from unythltiR mi irlvltil as a "That m«n," unlcl Vice President Onrner, "wnnts "IT'S MtV TO KILL ,. . If no one suspects you." There's the (KillciKd rrnturiilly f t|,,,|no, ||ut as or u the U, 8. Government run for the exclusive benelU secret behind quiet Wychvvnod's "accidental" deaths. Rend what wo MiiiHldur It, our troubles urn much of Fort Worth nml, if |>oH«il>le, to the detriment of happened hint week, then Blurt Eaay to Kill, the new mystery •now painful limn u IUOI'IKIIKHII Imtiwior Dnllns." Jlrrr'n the nlory of n fiilmliius fiudlst, nnd novel by Aftutlut Christie, fctecondo f seven instalments .... « Kli'l hnliliid Urn nlKhi bull fllrmmli HOLLYWOOD'* "WIST MMILY" STYMIES ITSILF. The "in Kir! probably doi'sn'l. ngrmi), Illld the llvcllent wur Tcmia linn wen uliice 1847, fuiinmu Litvomlar family were loo busy- unfortunately—-to no* W" ilo huvii u mcHHiiK" for llm world Colonel Carter of Cartenvllle tlce llMl" Minerva, who blew hi from Onmtm Tor it visit. A short "Vim If wii i|i> mil know what II IH. AH Btory, It'n Atwayn Toituirmw, by Chiulrtt lluliintin. " 1'lny, thnl IH II wi'll I'miHlrllrloil prixl- h ALVA JOHNSTON VIMtt A fih iV/m'i/i for (fit* Major, n xliort Mary by Glemt Allan) ««'t or Mm ilmnmlk ail, "Wlinrn IKi editorial*, I'ottl ttcilptH, fun uiul autooua. All In this week's Post. W<> (In I'VOIII Ili'ieV In ilnlli'li'iil III I'vory (lii|iiii-liiii

The RAM, faculty and student body FR. DEANE DELEGATE ITALIAN CLUB HOLDS join in offering their condolences to Piccoli Addresses TO COLLEGE MEETING Fordham Host ITS FIRST DINNER Dr. William T., '30, Dr. Daniel J., '34, and Charles H. McAuliffe, '37, on the Pharmacy Group Fordham will be represented nt the To Boy Scouts The Italian Club held its first dinner recent death of their father. annual meeting of the Middle States of the year November 9 at Lulglno's Association of Colleges and Secondary Restaurant. President Louis Micclo Stresses Importance of Schools by The Itev. Charles J. Deane Catholic Troops Attend presided and welcomed new members Profession in Community S.J., Vice-Presldent and Secretary Gen- Mass; Hold Exercises on into the society. This was the opening of the club's social activities for the PHOTOGRAPHIC for Public Welfare eral of Fordham University. The meet- Campus Winter, which were discussed at the Ing is to be held in Atlantic City ut the banquet. Dr. Leonard J. Piccoli, Professor of Haddon Hall Hotel, November 25th Fordham played host to the Catholic Boy Scout Troops of the Bronx on The members of the club, at present SUPPLIES Materia Medlca, Pharmacology and and 2Gth. are working towards the publication Father Deane will also attend the Armistice Day on the occasion of their Physiology in Fordham University, was second annual commemorative Mass of the annual Italian magazine, this Camera*—Enlargtn meeting of the National Catholic Edu year named "Ariete." elected the first president of the Amer- calional Association which will be held and Breakfast. More than 500 Scouts, ican Association of Professional Phar- in Atlantic City on the same dates. with the National and troop colors, as- Accessories macy at a meeting held November 15, While ut Tufts College recently, sembled in the University Chapel at team posed for a picture with the entire Father Deane met several Fordham nine o'clock for Mass, after which they Scout assemblage and at 11 A. M. all in the Hotel Dauphin, Manhattan. marched in formation to the Cafeteria observed two minutes of silence In The ELBEE SHOP The association was organized last graduates who are studying at Har- vard Law and Business Administration where breakfast was served. memory of the war dead. Summer at the Fordham College of schools, James Donovan, '37, RAM edi- Fr. Joseph Doyle, of St. Margaret's The program was sponsored by the 452 E. FORDHAM RD. Pharmacy by a group of men who have tor, and William Mattlson, '38, among Ihurcli, Riverdale, celebrated the Mass, Catholic Youth Organization Commit- BRONX, N.Y. been leaders in the movement for many them. at which flourishes by the Scout buglers tee on Scouting and the Bronx Scout years, Including Dr. J. Leon Lascoff, replaced the usual ringing of bells. Fol- louncil. Fr. Robert Brown, Council Opposite Fordham V. president of the American Pharmaceu- lowing breakfast, the Scouts adjourned Chaplain, of the Church of Our Saviour, tical Association; Dr. John Scavo, Mr. serve their people in a professional to the football field where as guests of was In charge of proceedings; Mr. Wil- F. Gerken, Mr, Cyrus D. Hayes, Mr. S. manner as doctors and dentists do. the Athletic Association they watched liam A. Stump is Scout Executive of Urn Ujmnto Arrufri A. Reilly, Mr. S. Solomen, Mr. Thomas The association has approved a pro- the football team practice. Later the the Council. A. J. Rocchlo, first vice-president of gram which will endeavor to guide the New York State Pharmaceutical those pharmacists who are practicing Association, Dr. J. Boeder; Mr. Erwin at present, and encourage present can- Tobach, Mr. Culvin Berger and Mr. J. didates for the profession. It Is par- Mendel. ticularly interested in seeing to the establishment In all the pharmacists' The purpose of the association, as colleges in the country. outlined by Dr. Piccoli in his accep- tance speech, is to further the national trend so evident In the past few years, back to Pharmacy as a profession. He MM«1J|1 cited statistics to show the rapidly in- creasing number of pharmacists who JEWELERS have established themselves in various communities throughout the country CLASTR'INGS with no other thought in mind than to 263 E.FORDHAM RDWAHVALENTINE WE. WE WRITE ALL FORMS OF INSURANCE

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