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FREE FRIDAY Newark World AIDS Day .' man 1n informs students critical Delawareans discuss disease's impact

By Denise Gretchen with the mother's virus,'; she said. condition Staff R~porter People who are sexually active are also As artists and community groups in the high risk bracket. This includes Dispute over woman marched for the first time in university students, she said. triggers shooting commemoration of World AIDS Day in "In the time it takes to get a college Philadelphia Tuesday, the university degree," Lincoln said, "it's not unusual remembered the event with an educational for a young person to have had as many as By Chris Dolmetsch panel for students .. 40 sexual partners." Ciry ~ews Ediror. A panel of four speakers lectured in Miller, a member of the Delaware A Newark man was listed in Kirkbride Hall Tuesday night about AIDS Lesbian and Gay Health Advocates, was a critical condition Thursday after he awareness to honor the international event "buddy" to a woman who recently died was shot in the head following an established by the World · Health from AIDS. argument at a 7-Eieven on Red Organization in 1988. She said helping AIDS patients has Mill Road near Newark at 4:55 Julia Tsalis, the Professional Theatre taught her that the disease should be taken a.m. Wednesday, Sgt. David Training Program (PTTP) Coordinator more seriously. Baylor of Delaware State Police and a 1992 PTTP graduate, said the "It used to be that you were urged to said. greatest challenge is changing people's practice safe se,. because you might get Police gave the following behavior and protect themselves. pregnant," Miller said. "Now you have to account: Tsalis said she coordinated the panel to be careful because you might die if you Robert Koonce, 23, of Admiral show this community the difference don't." Club Apartments, was in the store people can make in the fight against Barnes said she saw a need to talk with the suspect when they became AIDS. about AIDS with her peers because fnvolved in an argument, "We're moving past simply educating students have to understand that AIDS apparently over a female, police people about the disease. The next step is doesn't discriminate. said. to go beyond just learning the· facts," she "I find that when I talk to people about The two men went outside and said. the disease, a lot of them think that it will began to argue again when the The program featured Jeff, who is HIV never affect them. suspect shot the victim in the head positive, Pat Lincoln, who is a nurse at "I want to try to get some of those with a handgun. The make of the the Medical Center of Delaware, Sheila myths out of their heads,'' she said. gun was not identified. Barnes (AS SO), a peer educator and Lois Those myths have been a source of The suspect then fled the scene Miller; a "buddy" trained to help AIDS constant pain for Jeff as he tries to deal in a black foreign car, which police patients. with his illness. said was either a Toyota or Nissan. Jeff said, "Dealing with the illness Jeff described his situation as The victim was then taken to itself is easier than dealing with society's constantly "facing a brick wall." He said Christiana Hospital and treated for phobia. he hopes that people will change their a bullet wound to the head. "I still see people abandoned, hated and behavior toward AIDS patients in the A 7-Eleven employee who was abused because they have AIDS." · future. working at the time of the incident Lincoln said AIDS is no longer limited "I only hope that in the future," he declined to comment Thursday. to certain segments of the population said, "AIDS patients will be met w i th The shooting is the latest in a because the disease is rapidly increasing compassion instead of hatred, and series of violent crimes that have among women and children. · understanding instead of ignorance and occurred in or around Newark in "Three put of 10 babies born to a blame." the past year. woman who is HIV positive will end up In October, New Castle County Police announced that they had linked several area rapes in 1991- 92 to a serial rapist. Also in October, a university Admissions associate student was assaulted by an unknown suspect behind Pathrnark THE REVIEW I Maxmilli~n Gretsch in College Square. Finally", on Monday, an A sweet opening! Delaware senior forward Anthony Wright skies for two of director dies of cancer unknown suspect robbed Perkins his 19 points in the Hens' 77-69 win over Rutgers Tuesday to open the Convo. Restaurant on Kirkwood Highway at gunpoint. By Lindsy Solomon commitment to the university helped two However, Newark Police said Srafl Reporler generations of Delaware graduates go on there has not been a murder in Hens shock Knights When the admission's office hired to succeed in the world. Newark since 1984. Richard A. Wilson in 1967 to head the Bruce Walker, dean State Police homicide detectives university's new Upward Bound program, of admissions, worked are continuing an investigation into 77-69 upset victory opens Convo in style minority recruitment gained its strongest with Wilson for six the 7-Eleven incident, and are advocate. years and said he asking anyone with further By Jeff Pearlman Knights are arguably the best team the Hens Twenty-five years later the university observed a steady information to call 323-4411 . ~Editor have ever defeated. · is continuing with its effort to diversify stream of students into The ramifications are still unclear. It was anything but easy. campus, but without the man who first his office, m6st of The magnitude and historic significance Rutgers jumped out to an early 14-4lead, inspired Upward Bound. whom were black. is not yet known. but the Hens carne back to lead at halftime, Wilson, assistant d irector of Walker said freshman But after the Delaware men's basketball 40-37. admissions, who was the university's first would come to Wilson Marines Richard A. team opened the Bob Carpenter Sports "We never lost confidence," said Wright. full-time black administrator died two for help. They were Convocation Center with a 77-69 shocker "We always have a belief in each other. weeks ago of cancer at 58 years old. Wilson told by blac·k alumni over Rutgers University, one thing is That's something strong." Gwen Davis, admissions secretary, and upper class students, "if you are at to aid certain: Delaware basketball, a program The teams answered each other's baskets worked with Wilson, who friends call the University of Delaware and you need condemned for years to the dark Field for most of the rest of the way, but Delaware "Dick," for 11 years and said it was to talk to someone, go see Mr. Wilson." House, often drawing less than 500 fans a took a 73-68 lead when senior guard Ricky impossible to guess how many people he In Walker's eulogy to Wilson at the game, has risen to the next level. Deadwyler hit two free ·throws with one · had recruited since he came to the Nov. 21 funeral, he said, "Dick had an starving In front of a boisterous 3,558 ranting and minute and 32 seconds left in the game. university because there were so many .. unshakeable belief in the value of screaming fans, the Hens used a career-high Rutgers cut the lead to four, but Dunkley The Upward Bound program he headed education to African American· children 29 points from senior center Spencer put the Scarlet Knights out of their misery encouraged low-income children in and a strong commitment to making the Somalians Dunkley and 19 from senior forward by hitting two free throws with 16 seconds Delaware to stay in school and ·assisted environment at the university supportive Anthony Wright to knock off the heavily remaining. · them with college admission. of the education of all students.,. By Michael Regan favored Scarlet Knights. At the same time he stepped to the line, Ron Whittington, assistant to the Wilson's most recent' accomplishment Auislanr News Ediror "I told you we'd shock the world,'' the 6-foot-11-inch Dunkley did a confident president, who was recruited to the was the establishmen·t of a tutorial The United Nations Security exclairred Dunkley after the game. "I told celebration dance. university through the Upward Bound program for kindergarten through high Council voted Tuesday in favor of you we were going to knock one of the big '"fhis is a good win, no question," said program, said he would frequently visit school students at his church, Mount Zion placing an American general in teams off. This is what we expected." Delaware Coach Steve Steinwedel. "But the Wilson's home in Newark when he was in in Newark, Walker said. charge of the multinational forces to The victory was the first time Delaware key is to save our energy for February. school. He said Wilson would stand at the be sent to provide aid in war- and mrn's basketball defeated Rutgers since That's when the important games are "After football practice I used to cool church's bas)!ment door and give every famine-stricken Somalia. 1969. The Atlantic 10 Conference Scarlet played." off in his pool," Whittington said. "His kid a hug as they walked out. "If That same day 1,800 U.S. house was our house." someone didn' t show up for tutoring, he Marines were on the·ir way to He said Wilson·•s long-term see WilSON page AS Somalia in anticipation of Unitl'" Nations (U.N.) approval for deployment. . Discussions continued Wednesday among the permanent members qf the Security Council Student publishes life's work (the United States, Britain, France, Russia and China), culminating in Writer creates novel from obsessive compulsive disorder an agreement among every nation but China on a draft resolution. By !an Madover excited," he said The resolution was put to a vote Sf3KIII!polter Just off the presses from Winston Derek Publishers, Thursday, by which time China was Joe Redden !AS SR} received a book in the mail Redden's book "Emotional Overload'' is expected to hit expected to approve its stipulations. 1\Je.cday. the stores in twO weeks, The resolution authorizes the A book in the mail may not seem like a big deal, but Redden explained that the book was a final step in his United States to lead an international CCilSidering Redden is the auth

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L ... ·~ """~ , .. Hilton Brown discusses lighting of the pine tree outside of the Mo~ Library. the naked truth of his The ceremony was organized work by Circle K, a student community service organization, and was . sponsored by the Office of the Art professor Hilton Brown President and the Office of spoke of the political and University Relations. controve~ial nature of his work to Carl Lin (AS JR). Vice a group in the Perkins Student President of Circle K, said "we Center on Tuesday. wanted to make it as informal as 'His recent paintings "Queer possible." Sex: Cocksucking No. 1," "Queer "The children are important," Sex: The Masturbators No. 1," Lins said. "The ceremony is for and "Queer Sex: Titplay No. 1," the university community and were the source of controversy at their families. The children are the the "Heart of the Art" exhibit at ones who love (the holidays) the Old College Hall. most." The paintings, which showed Four-year-old Scott Becker was men in various sexual acts, were the winner of the Circle K lottery objected to by art Professor Larry and was called to throw the switch Holmes, another artist on display to light the pine. in the same exhibit. In order to express himself, Brown said he is often "purposely Art professor inspired confrontational" in his paintings by travel, light, religion - ~ . ·: and titles. THE RfVIEW I Maximillian Cretsch ' Art must be "true to one's self and fruit An array of ten-speeds, mountain bikes and cruisers litters the lawn between Purnell and Smith halls Wednesday afternoon while · their riders wind up the last two weeks of classes inside. . · and one's vision of the world," he A university art professor said. . .! ~ described his work as < ~ Brown said that he started "representational drawings and painting the male figure in 1977 paintings" on Wednesday at the picture." how they were affected by light," MacDiarmid is currently on display MacDiarnud, whose work is also and has not painted anything but 14th annual "Heart of the An" His work, "Oranges and he said. in the Special Collections room in . being celebrated.due to the lOOth .. the male figure since. 1 faculty art exhibition. Eggplants," an oil on canvas and Other inspirations, he said, the Morris Library through Dec. 18. anni ve~ary of his binh, is regarded : ',' "I took my clothes off, literally Before an audience of about 50 still life painting, is currently on included traveling to Italy, religion, "Hugh MacDiarmid: An as the most important Scottish and figuratively, and became truly students and faculty in the display in the gallery. flowers and fruit. Exhibition Celebrating the author since Robert Bums. . ..~: what I wanted to be," he said. university gallery of Old College It is the type of piece he ''The more you paint," he said, Centenary of His Binh," is a He is also credited with , : . Hall, Stephen Tanis discussed generally paints, he said, consisting "the more observation is a criteria." collection of MacDiarmid's · launching a Scottish Renaissance in : ;. ; perception and appropriation of a table top set-up including manuscripts, books, the years following World War I. Tree outside Morris (exclusive use of things) in still drapery and cluste~ of fruits and correspondence, poetry, shon life paintings. vegetables. Scottish author's works fiction, essays, book reviews and - Compiled by Ellen jones, Marge Library lighted in Tanis showed slides of his Tanis described one of his on exhibit in Morris other writings. Anders, Dana Penn and Tracy works of one year's time to artistic inspirations as seeing his The exhibition examines the full Bradley ceremony for holidays : -..~ demonstrate his endeavo~ . works brightened "due to the Library range of MacDiarmid's life and He said he, "likes to develop a 1',; ; Monday evening, children of quality of light," while in Spain. An exhibit of the works of work as well as creating awareness relationship :.:• . all ages gathered to ring in the of similarities and "I would observe objects and famous Scottish author Hugh of his lifetime achievements. holiday season at the ceremonial contrasts existing within the same _'v,: • f '-~ ;

·:--. 1 Towing companies bid on who hooks who in Newark

By Eugene Paoli Towing or Wynn's Towing will get the Towing on Route 896, said his Goodchild said his company bid $45 reviewing the contracts, not only for Slafffl.epotM city's new contract to tow. company turned in the lowest bid two a vehicle plus $10 more for towing bid prices but equipment as well." For the past two years, when Fred Harold, purchasing agent to the years ago, but still didn't get the between 7 p.m. and 8 am._ Goodchild said his towing company Newark Police needed a car towed they city manager said, "the contracts are contract. Horton said, bidding lower than his is always available for the city. would call Goodchild Inc. sent to those companies interested and ''I held the lowest bid by $30 per car competition will help people save Honan, whose company holds the

But now, three towing companies those companies return them to Ire. and I still hold the lowest bid this year," money. 24-hour towing contract for. -the J are battling for the sole right to'tO~ior ri " ''Tife•¢trntfaotS"re'ceivetl' 8re then he said. • ~ 1 •· l ·.·- ··~ ., .• ,' :At the rate I charge, we Will 'still be American Autoioobile~ . itssociation police. sent to Newark Police for evaluation •' Horton said Goodchild Inc. bid . .making . money while the, other • (AAA)t said his company has lrl trucks The city council Will decide on Dec. 1 ~drecol)'liTlendation." . . . higher two years ago, in the range of . companies [who .charge more) will be . available •and a location ·open•24 ho~ ' 14 whether Goodchild Inc., Horton Don Horton, owner of Horton $5~60. and had done so this year. making double," he said a day. Paul Goodchild Jr., general manager Goodchild said other towing of Gooddlild Inc., in the South Chapel companies are not experienced in Industrial Park, said individuals- not recovery work, such as flipping the city and police department - pay vehicles over and recovering vehicles for the towing service. from embankments. Harold said besides price the Horton said Horton Towing has the company chosen has to meet cenain equipment and the experience for specifications such as age and recovery work. "We have the condition of equipment, storage equipment to pull vehicles from facilities and their overall business parallel parking spots without entering reputation. the vehicle and doing damage." He said Goodchild Inc. had the Horton said he believes the new overall low bid two y~ ago but he contract has been written for the benefit added that he is unsure of the lowest of Goodchild Inc. overall bidder this year. . He said, 'They [city council] should Lt. William Nefosky of Newark be working for the individuals and the Police said, ''We are in the process of town but they never do in politics." I I ·I EARN Police Reports .I' COLLEGE -·I . CREDITS Bomb threat clears 2 grunted at her. She noticed the I . man's pants were down to his I THIS university buildings knees and he was masturbating. Police said the man is described I as a white male between the ages I· WINTER Police responded to two bomb of 24 and 27, between 5-feet-8- I threats Wednesday night at the inches and 5-feet-10-inches tall BREAK Bob Carpenter Sports I .I and has brown hair. Convocation Center and the ·I Carpenter Sports Building, I University Police said. Christmas trees stolen Both buildings were cleared ~I Get ahead or catch up and checked for bombs, but from S. College Ave. I · on earning credits toward nothing was found, police said. I your degree. lana's Winter­ Ten Christmas trees were stolen session offers a wide range I from the 1000 block of S. College of courses to meet require­ Woman see's man :. ments or electives at your masturbating in vehicle Ave. sometime between 9 p.m. school. We'll provide you Tuesday and 3 p.m. Wednesday, I . with the information your Newark Police said. I advisor needs. Police said the suspects entered A man was seen masturbating the fenced-in area by cutting I in a small dark blue vehicle Choose morning or through the linked fence. I ' evening classes. We parked at the 200 block of College The trees are estimated at $120, I schedule our wintersession Square Shopping Center at 8:55 police said. courses to fit your needs at: p.m. Monday, Newark Police said. I Police gave the following I New Rochelle Campus account: · 715 North Avenue I A woman was walking back to - Compiled by Kenneth Nager -or- her car, which was parked in the .I Yonkers Campus shopping center, when a man I 1061 N. Broadway I You can take 3-credlt I undergraduate courses in Business, Communication I Arts, Computer Science, I Economics, English, Finance , NewArkChorale !A o l ua1col oum oeook ! ) I Marketing, Natural Science, CelebrAtion of Glorias Philosophy, Political Science, I Psychology, Speech and Suggested Contribution: S8 I more. friday, Otcembu 11. 8:00 p.m. Tuesday, DICt.Dlbu 15, 7:30 p.m. Newark United Methodist Church Trinity Epi5copal Church I 69 East Main Street £.. Bridge and Main Street I Iona College Newark, Delaware

Vacationers flock to Delaware for weekend jaunts Tourism up 3.5 percent since 1989 as visitors seek sunny beaches, historical sites and live performances

By liz Lardaro there is a rising popularity in weekend public transportation, food service and maps, offering a 1-800 travel information AssistMII News Editor travel and Delaware fits the bill. hotels. number, participating in trade shows and According to recent studies done by Kate Wheeler, a spokeswoman for the "Pleasure travel is one of Bob Nelson, assistant professor of generating publicity via the media. the U.S. Travel Data Center, visitors and Delaware Development Office, said Nutrition and Dietetics, said tourism is She said there is no reason to expect a tourists spent over $750 million in places frequently visited include the 'Delaware's strongest. viewed as an industry because tourists decrease in travel expenditure in the Delaware alone between 1989 and 1990. beaches, historical sites, museums in components." are considered imports. future because the numbers have not The Data Center, an organization Brandywine and places presenting the - Eric jacobson, assistant director for Nelson said they are viewed as such gone down in the past years and because based in Washington D.C., found that performing arts. because they bring dollars into the state independent studies also show an travel and tourism spending in Delaware In 1991, 5.1 million people came to Urban Affairs and Public Policy from outside. increase. grew by 3.5 percent during those years. Delaware as visitors, Wheeler said. He said the dollar they contribute to Jacobson said tourum touches all Eric Jacobson, assistant director for "Over half those people were for the Delaware will generally stay within the regions of Delaware. Urban Affairs and Public Policy, said the beaches," she said. economy. state's economy. "Each of the three counties in increase was due to Delaware's She said people choose Delaware over He referred to it as "The Rodney For example, if a tourist pays a dollar Delaware: New Castle, Kent and Sussex, abundance of "pleasure travel." other comparable states as a place to see Dangerfield of industries," because it is to a hotel worker, then that worker will are all included as tourist attractions," he Jacobson said there are two kinds of such things as historical sites because so fragmented. eventually use that same dollar to pay his said. travel and tourism: business and "people want to do new and different It helps the economy as well as creates rent, and so on. Donna Friswell, a spokeswoman for pleasure. things." jobs, he said. Wheeler said the state promotes Charlie B. Travels in Newark, said the "Pleasure travel is one of Delaware's Jacobson said the tourism industry has Wheeler said jobs related to the tourism in Delaware by advertising for travel industry is looking up and travel strongest components," he said, because a huge impact on the state's total industry include those in restaurants, trade, publishing tour guides and state sales increased in 1989 and 1990.

Muslim students· confront ·ignorance about their religion

By Mindy Maslynsky misconceptions people h'ave why Muslims believe in only Staff Reporter about the nation of Islam. some parts of the Bible. Muslim Student Association Chaudhry answered: "Some "The Bible is clean cut," • (MSA) members attempted to people think the Islamic nations Benton said. "You have to go dispel misconceptions about are a group of countries through the whole 10 yards or Malcolm X and the Islamic somewhere in Europe or Asia. don't touch it at all." nation by speaking to students "This is untrue. The Islamic Chaudhry explained that outside of Purnell Hall nations refer to the Muslims in Muslims believe Jesus was equal Wednesday. the United States only." to the prophets Moses and Semab Chaudhry (AS SO), Although there are about 1 Abraham. Benton also questioned president of the MSA, set up a billion Muslims in the world, he the Muslim idea that in order to table where he and other MSA said, only about 6 million live in go to heaYen, one must lead a members passed out brochures the United States. completely righteous life. about El-Shabazz, more Shahid Malik (BE FR), vice "If people never drink, smoke commonly known as Malcolm X. president of the MSA, described or shack up they will go to ~ Malcolm X, the former "the oneness of mankind," one of heaven," Benton said. God · -·minister of the Nation of Islam, the Islamic principles followed understands that people are born was once an advocate of black by the Muslims. with certain desires, he said. supremacy and racism, but later Malik said people are different By confessing to the Lord changed his views, Chaudhry colors, nationalities, languages each day instead of asking for .-..said. and beliefs because this forgiveness once a week, Benton , After Malcolm X visited the encourages diversity. said he has been saved and holy city of Mecca in Saudi "The only way a person can be therefore will be sent to heaven. Arabia, he realized "all men are better than another is by how Chaudhry said he disagreed created equal, regardless of their much good a person does," he with this theory . He said color," Chaudhry said. said. according to his beliefs, if a Then Malcolm X decided to EI-Shabbaz's message has person commits a sin and regrets been rekindled recently as. a it, he may apologize with THE REVIEW I Maximlllian Gretsch change his name to El-Shabazz. Semab Chaudhry (AS SO), left, and Shahid Malik (BE SR) pass out brochures and attempt to correct mis- The "X," which once A ,e!!_u)t 9f ,tqe . ~ ·Malc-olm X" sincerity and be forgiven. conceptions about Malcolm X and the Islamic religion Wednesday in front of Purneii.Hall. · "" symbolized a lost i,dentity from r;, !ll.QYj~ • .MaJi\c ; s,a {d ~.a. ... u...... , .... , ..~ :[M.usliii\_s) hne· ";a, tdl'rect the time of slavery was replaced, The ,. mo.v1e, •. ·r·elease,,.. has , relationship ·with .God· w.ltere•we he said. encou1;age.d org·anizations, such can ask for forgi.veness," he ,said. switched tci the topic of women. fragile, and need to be protected. to one another's religious The former minister felt he as the MSA, to want to make Benton found this idea Benton asked, "What's the "By covering their heads with beliefs. had become "part of a global and more people aware of Muslim ridiculous. "We'd be walking deal with females being required hijaQs the women are protected In the future , he said, the color blind community," beliefs, he said. around every minute of the day to cover their heads in public?" from evil deeds." MSA plans to bring speakers to Chaudhry said. Kevin Benton (AS SO), a asking for forgiveness each time Chaudhry said, "Ladies are the Benton and Chaudhry ended the university to educate the · Julie Halpern (AS SO) asked member of the university we had a bad thought," he said. creators of the nation. Since they their talk in disagreement, community about the Islamic Chaudhry about the basketball team, asked the MSA Then the two young men teach the children, they are Chaudhry said, but with respect nation.

The Review needs you! If you are an experienced Students take off with travel photographer and can develop film, call 831-2771. service to tropical hot spots Three entrepreneurs run business out of fraternity house

business aimed at providing trips explained . . primarily for university students and In order to insure satisfaction for students from other East Coast the traveler, he said he asks the schools. customers what they're looking for in Himmelfarb described the business their trip, whether they want the low, as very personalized. moderate or expensive price range, Belloli said he agreed because ' and advises which accommodations Balloon Travel deals with their would best suit them. customers on a daily basis while the Himmelfarb said Balloon Travel salespeople at many companies are sells trips to Cancun, the Bahamas. just voices never seen by customers. South Padre Island, Jamaica, Orlando and Daytona Beach. To add to the fun of the trips. he said, the business also offers students "Budweisers are going to coupon books for the areas' local bars. clubs and restaurants. be the same no matter Cannito added · that they also where you go, but t~e provide customers with assistance for atmosphere will not." any unforeseen problems by having representatives present at each - Paul Himmelfarb (BE SR) location during the week. Himmelfarb said several years ago a student lost her seat on the p•ane home from Cancun because •she "With us, you're not sending your forgot her birth certificate. money to just some shady tour guy," Himmelfarb stayed with her and Belloli said found a way home for both of them Himmelfarb added that he Although he lost over $400 personally investigates.and becomes because of the complications, he said familiar with the places offered in it was necessary so the "relationship their brochure. [between students and Balloon He said he knows all of the local Travel) doesn't end." hot spots, the conditions of the hotels Cannito said the fact that the and restaurants and the quality of the business is run by students can be activities offered on each trip. helpful. "Budweisers are going to be the "We're young enough to relate to same no matter where you go, but the the Spring Breaker, but old enough to atmosphere will not," Himmelfarb relate to the business people," he said, A4 • THE RMEW • .December 4, 1992

Troops to secure aid in Somalia continued from page A1 . Somalia since 1980, said Joseph Kennedy, director Currently, control of the country is divided of International Development for the organization. among different "warlords" who lead armed, Kennedy said he has heard estimates that 50 to 70 roaming youth gangs who hijacked most of the percent of the food and medical supplies which food and medical supplies brought into the country. have been sent to Somalia have not reached those The U.N. decided force is necessary to ensure in need, leaving about I million Somalians hungry ····· that aid is received by the starving population of and in need of medical attention. Kennedy said the most important issue is to provide security which will ensure that supplies get ,··. to the most needy in Somalia. Who is in command World in revill)ll of the operation is not as important, he said. I, e Oliver said if the United States does not pay off its back dues to the U.N., which he estimated to be Somalia, and granted the United about $500 million, American command of troops States authority over troops in return for may not be so easy to gain in the future. committing the largest number of soldiers to the "The Secretary General [of the U.N.) is going to effon. · have to go around the world with a tin cup," he James Oliver, a political science professor at the said. "Some point down the road, we're probably ~ l • university, said "some son of intervention is clearly going to have to face the possibility of going under called for" in Somalia. He said it is consistent with the command of a U.N.-appointed general." U.S. policy to insist that the American military be The resolution stipulates that the Security in command of any forces containing U.S. troops. Council will deem when a secure environment in THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretsch "We've never placed U.S. troops under the U.N. Somalia has been established for- the delivery and Speaker Clarence Parker Jr. (right) from the Delaware Lesbian and Gay Health Advocates waits in flag," he said. distribution of food and medical supplies. The U.S. Chrisitiana Commons to begin his discussion of AIDS in the black community. No one attended. The Africare orglll;lization in Washington, D.C., forces would then withdraw, and be replaced by a · · ' has been providing medical and food supplies to small peace-keeping force. AIDS Awareness Week events yield poor student turnout MARCH TO ,, ByJaimieAdler Duetsch said he thought AIDS at himself when he answered and Tracy Keil Awareness Week events had a poor incorrectly. Slatr~porrers turnout because students are busy Johnson said the information they AIDS Awareness Week began preparing for fmal exams .. learned about AIDS was really Monday night in the Pencader Although. he said: "I can't say interesting, but it was also scary. STAMP OUT ABORTION Commons I. people didn't know about this week. There were six categories to choose The speaker arrived to an empty We publicized it well. I knciw this is a from; By The Letter, students had to room. Because no one attended her busy week, but we expected more know what acronyms stood for, speech titled "Let's Talk About Sex people. It's just been pretty Epidemiology, Prevention, Who's and IllY'' it was cancelled. · frustrating." Who, Transmission and Immune Washington, D.C. AIDS Jeopardy at the Pencader He said the resident assistants are System Commons I began the second night of still handing out pamphlets, and The points ranged from 10 to 70. the week-long event coordinated by students are getting the information. Before Final Jeopardy, Kauffman January 22, 1993 Laird Campus resident assistants to But, Duetsch said, "Maybe they' don't took the lead with 110 points, followed promote student awareness. want to come uu1 u1 public." by Johnson with 70, Clark with The question was, however, ''Where The Jeopardy board was constructed · negative 120 andtChen with negative Sign up at Student Center Concourse is the audience?'' of sheets of paner with categories and 210. Acquired Immune Deficiency point values, and it was scotch-taped to The Final Jeopardy question was: Syndrome has killed 3,411 people in the wall. What is the rank of the state of Delaware. Two million people across There were four chairs set up, each Delaware in terms of reported HIV Tuesday, Dec. a the world have been diagnosed with equipped with • ...... ,~~ r tha lit no when incidences compared to other states? the deadly disease. contestants wen:: tl..dLJy to answer. The answer ... 13! Four people attended AIDS Bryson said the game was easy to Clark came the closest with his 1 0 a.m.-4 p.m. Jeopardy. set up because so few participated. answer of 12, but he wound up with Wednesday night a speaker from Pencader resident assistants Marvin zero as his fmal score. Kauffman and the Delaware Gay and Lesbian Health Clark (AS SO), Katrina Johnson (AS Johnson tied with 70 points and Chen Advocates came to lecture on AIDS in JR), Lyman Cheri (BE SR) and Phil came in last place with a score of the black community. Kauffman (AS SR), were the four negative 420. While the spellfer showed, once Jeopardy contestants. "I took the cake," Chen said again the audience did not. Although the turnout was small, . laughing. Thursda}{ ~ .S~TCtions of .the AIDS )Participants said the game was fun and However, Chen was not laughing (/.lilt 'f'ere ori display in the Olristiana , interesting. when tlie prizes were awarded and he . thCl . Commons. StudentS drifted in and out "Too bad no one' carne," 'Ciarlc said. wound up empty-handed. NE HOTLINE of the display room 'They would have learned something." All -e entestants received AIDS 11 (302) 36&.2000 The Jeopardy program was hosted Chen said, "I! went over well last calendars from the American Red Sto by Tom Duetsch, assistant coordinator year, but it was Sexual Jeopardy." Cross, featuring African-American art. for Christiana West Tower and Kim Chen provided comic relief during Kauffman and Johnson won gift Bryson (BE SR), aPencader A resident the game. He teased Johnson by certificates to TCB Y, as well as B~tLLOOtl assistan t. disconnecting her buzzer, and laughed laminated posters. 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\,1 December 4, 1992 • THE REVIEW. A5 ~oth, medical experts unveil prostate cancer program ~ Delaware senator speaks at American Cancer Society press conference, ·urges men to be examined frequently i By Karen Angstadt The treatment of prostate cancer SlaffReponer and the expected outcome depends · Each year, more than 120,000 "Having been successfully treated for prostate cancer greatly on the stage and extent of American men develop the disease myself, I can say without reservation that whatever it the cancer at the point of diagnosis. and more than 30,000 men die from . According to ACS, the yearly it. takes to get the attention of men and women concerning digital rectal examination, a quick, This year in Delaware alone. this issue is worth any effort." simple office procedure. frequently 400 new c~ses will be diagnosed allows a physician to detect and 100 men will die from the - Sen. Bill Roth )r., R-Oe/. prostate cancer before symptoms disease. develop. One in 11 white men and one in Moul said if a digital rectal four black men develop it. funded by ICI, also intends to The disease, which may be carried examination or Prostate Specific It is the second most common increase the number of primary for several years before diagnosis, Antigen test (a blood test) of a cancer among men and the second care doctors who perform an exists in many stages. patient are abnormal, the physician leading cause of their death. effective digital rectal exam as part Stage 1: Cancer is confined to the generally refers him to a urologist, . The disease is prostate cancer, of a regular physical. prostate gland and cannot be felt who can further detect if the cancer and the American Cancer Society The most vital step in treatment during a rectal exam. is present. (ACS), Delaware Division. and the· and possible cure of the disease is Stage 2: Cancer, still confined .to According to ACS, excellent ICI Pharmaceuticals Group are early detection. the prostate, is large enough to be curative treatment with surgery or lliunching a new program to Roth, who recently underwent felt during an examination. radiation is available for patients increase prostate cancer awareness cancer treatment said: "A Stage 3: Cancer has spread into the with early detection. Current a~ong men 40 years and older. fundamental weapon in the fight tissues immediately surrounding treatment techniques are being : ACS and ICI held a press against cancer is information. the prostate gland. refined and new ones investigated. cqnference Wednesday where four "Having been successfully Stage 4: Cancer has spread to the Whitney said that the new program speakers expressed their concern treated for prostate cancer myself, I lymph nodes in the pelvis or lungs, hopes to investigate and try to atlout det.ection and treatment of can say without reservation that or advanced to the bones. understand why there has been a pt.ostate cancer. whatever it takes to get · the Symptoms do not typically occur great increase in the incidence of :The four who spoke in favor of attention of men and women in the first stages, but do progress the cancer. th'e new program were: Sen. concerning this issue is worth any stage-by-stage. Symptoms include: Support and effort for African William V. Roth Jr., R-Del., State effort. We have to spread the word • weak or interrupted urine flow Americans, whose risk of The Review/Joshua Crookshank Se,ii: Herman Holloway. Sr. , Maj. that in many cases cancer is • inability to urinate or difficulty in developing the cancer are the Holloway is planning a breakfast research, has helped form over 100 Jl(dd Moul. M.D., a urologic­ curable." starting or stopping urination highest in the world, are ·being meeting for minority leaders in prostate cancer support groups o~ologist at Walter Reed Army The risk of developing prostate • blood in the urine pioneered by Holloway. January which will provide across the country. The company Ma;dical Center, and Leslie cancer, the cause of which is • painful or burning urination "1 believe that the cancer information and help educate tht:ir also produced a booklet, a video W~itney, M.D., president of the unknown, increases with age and • continuing pain in lower back, awareness project will be supported communities about the disease. for doctors' newly diagnosed A¢'.S. Delaware Division. usually occurs in men 40 and older. pelvis, or upper thighs. with enthusiasm by all thoughtful The ICC, an established leader patients, a documentary, and TV Vfhe two-year program, which is citizens," he said. in prostate cancer education and I. public service announcements. ;,.: .: Advertise in The Review Wilson continued from page A 1

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Blue Rocks' season tickets go on sale The Review needs photographers Club President Buddy Harrelson greets prospective buyers, team to start play April 16 and graphiL artists. By Chris Dolmetsch Orioles and the Philadelphia Phillies. Cii)I~Wwf EditOt But Harrelson doubts those Call B31-2771. WD.MINGTON - The city's new problems will be significant minor league baseball team moved a ''It would have been better [to have a local affiliate], but "It would have been better [to have step closer to its first game when you can~ be picky. The contract's only for two years - a local affiliate), but you can't be season tickets went on sale Tllt$day at 11 picky," he said. "But things change. ·.· the Holiday Inn. after that, it could go to another franchise. The contract's only for two years - It was annoWICed Oct. 29 that the - Buddy Harrelson, Blue Rocks president after that, it could go to another Blue Rocks, a Kansas City Royals franchise." Class A affiliate, would begin play The team is currently working on a . Learn a Second April 16 at a new, S,QOO-seat multi­ radio contract, he said, but offered no Computer Programming Language purpose stadium that is currently being Ron Johnson, who played in the division with teams from comment until a deal is completed. built off 1-95 at South Madison Street. major leagues for the Kansas City and Frederick, Va., Lynchburg, Va., and He also said the Rocks will be If the stadium isn't completed by Montreal, will be the team's manager, Prince William, Va putting out team merchandise as soon .that date, the team will play at the Harrelson said . The south division consists of three as they determine what a Blue Rock is. uruversity until its pennanent home is The Blue Rocks move to teams from North Carolina - "As far as I know. it's a rock that's CISC-135 ready. Wilmington from Virginia, where they' Durham, Winston-Salem and Salem indigenous to the area," he said. "I On hand to greet prospective ticket were the Peninsula Pilots, a Seattle -and a team from Kingston, Va. think the name was donated by a man Winter Session buyers were general manager Chris Mariners aftlliate. The teams play two 70-game in a newspaper contest" Kemple and club president and former The Pilots have been affiliated with halves, with the two best records in The name came from Robert W. New York Mets manager and player as many as five major league teams each half battling in a best-of-three Miller, a Wilmington man whose Sud Harrelson. dating back to the '40s and have divisional playoff. suggestion was picked from ITX)['e than Seats are still available Harrelson was optimistic about the produced such players as Johnny The two division champs then play 5,000 entries in a I 940 contest in 2-credit sections on turnout Bench, Juan Samuel and Duke Snyder, a best-of-five series for the league sponsored by the News Journal. "Public perception has been good," Harrelson said. championship. The newspaper is currently he said. "People are excited." The Rocks will play in the same Kemple said most of the Rocks' sponsoring a similar contest to develop About 200 tickets were sold by league that the Pilots won the players will come from the Royals' the team's logo. · phone before Tuesday, he said, and at championship in last season, the Baseball City team in Davenport, Fla. Delaware has not had a professional COBOL or C++ least 100 more were expected to sell Carolina League, Harrelson said The players will be announced by baseball team since the original Blue Prerequisite: C/SC-100, 105, 106, 180 by the end of the day. The Carolina League, which was the Royals during spring training. Rocks, a Philadelphia Phillies affiliate, or EGGG-125 or BUAD-230 Ticket prices range from $280 for realigned last year, is an eight-team Some have thought the team will played at the old Wilmington Ballpark reserved seats to $350 for box seats. league which is divided into north and not be able to draw fans because the on Governor Printz BO)Jievard from Individual game tickets between $2 south divisions of four teams each. lack of a connection to a local major 1940-1952. Use ~PHONE for Drop/Add through Dec. 10 and $6 will go on sale in mid-March. The Rocks will play in the north league team such as the Baltimore

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that he shooldn'tlook a1 the lxd for a year. ;~Tis the season to be jolly and multicultural Redden "I took his advice, but I wasn 't continued from page A1 happy," he said. "so I took nine matths." ~Deena Gitaitis celebrate the meaning of Kwanzaa. · to educate the aud ience about Israeli culture. After graduating from Cecil :. • • Rlepottrt Monique Neal (AS SO), the vice president of something he said the public knows little about 3-year battle with tx.J). Community College, Redden showed a ·~ ~ Students got a dose of riilSic, cultw'e and holiday Black Student Theatre, said that Kwanzaa is a holiday "I don' t think people are often aware of Israeli ''The book starts as the poblem was section of it to a farrtily friend who 'filirit at tl}e Peace and Harmony celebration in of thanks and simple gift giving that can be celebrated culture," he said. "I think the dances were reflective snowballing. arxi the ITiljaity rl it deals suggested he rmke a magazine article out ·~warkHall Tuesday night any time of year. ·of Israeli cultw'e." with my experiences•at a hospital in ofiL But it didn't wo:k. .. ·'University theater groups, religious organizations, Another member of the theater, Michelle Deese The evening's events also included brief lectures, PhilOOeiplia." he said In 1989 upon returning to school al and choral ensembles gathered to celebrate (AS JR), added that the holiday is not a religious one, skits, a ma~ic show and music from the Golden Redden said performing his rituals the university's journalism program, J.lanukkah, Christmas and Kwanzaa, a holiday of but a cultural one. Blues, the D Sharps, the Deltones, the Hen "was like playing God" because he feh Redden began to give up. But Edward ~sgiving and celebration of Mrican-American Deese said it is not a "black Christmas," and can Harmonics and the Gospel Choir. the actions would prevent hann to his Nickerson, a retired university pofessor cultw'e. be ·celebrated in conjunction with the Christian The Peace and Harmony holiday celebration was family arxi frieOOs. ofjoomalism. encooraged him. ~: One of the evening's highlights was the Delaware holiday. the brainchild of Scott Mason, assistant director of the Redden said the disorder interfered After receiving aboul 30 -rejections in llepertory Dance Company's performance of "We have Christian values," she said. "We wanted Perkins Student Center, which sponsored the event with his life so severely that he needed to aboot five years from publishers, Redden ~nese. Russian, and Arabian versions of the ballets to be a part of something that 1100 to do with God and Mason said he got the idea in 1989 from a be hospitalized sent a letter to Winstoo Derek. · 'trhe Nutcracker" and "Dance of the Reed Flutes." Christ and to do a spiritual type of thing." newspaper article on holidays written by former 'When I was in the hlsjjtal," he said, "I was expecting rejectioo, but I wa.S • The company donned colorful kimonos for the Members of the Jewish student group Hillel university professor Chuck Stone. "I wwld teU everybody I was going to at a dead end ani didn't care," he said. ' Chinese version, as well as other unusual costumes perfonred Israeli dances and a rredley of Hanukkah ''There's all this stuff on campus about diversity write a book." Instead Redden received a reques! ¥ que tO the country where each dance originated. songs. and understanding differences," he said. It was in January 1982 that Redden stating that they 1ikf.d whal they had seen :: Black Student Theatre gave a repeat performance Rabbi Stephen Booth, director of the Hillel ''I feel that rather than having to listen to lectures began taking notes and writing so far. ·' Qf a short play presented at the Bacchus Theatre on Student Center, assisted group members in telling "A or read about it, maybe it's better to do something ministories by hand. "I actually started Redden spent the entire summet ~ov . 25 . Hanukkah Story," which told how the Jews acted that's not forcing diversity down people's throats," he writing it after I graduated high school in editing his 185,000 word version. Thy . . The actors said the play "Nguzo Saba: The bravely in the face of oppression. said. ''This is more along the iines of entertainmenl" 1982." publisher wantfd 85,()()(). He said he cut ~wanzaa Lesson," was intended to explain and Booth said one objective of the performances was About a year and a half and three the book to its fmal 280 pages. . spiral ootebodcs later his first draft was During the Spring Semester ' 199 1 ~ completed. Redden studied in England, leaving his "The book ended up being 1.000 parents to edit the copy. pages single-spaced, and it took me In April his parents mailed th e another year and a half to type on manuscript with an expected six week weekends and vacations while at Cecil response time. 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Friday, December 4, 1992 Page AS Long live rock! Record labeling is not necessarily the demon tool of censorship it 1S been made out to be.

"We don't care what people say themes. If anything,it allowed I rock'n'roll is here to stay." The filmmakers to explore themes '50s generation defian.tly sang they previously hadn't touched. these words to the rock haters of And, argue critics, labels will their era. increase, not decrease, record "Rock'n'roll is of the devil"said sales. Witness 2 LiveCrew's jump many' in their, and our own, day. from obscurity to stardom after Somewhere between Elvis and their obscenity trial in Florida a 2 LiveCrew came the Parents few years back. Music Resource Center (PMRC), · This may be true in some founded by Tipper Gore, none cases, but at least, like movies, other than the wife of vice everyone will have some idea of president-elect AI Gore, in 1986. content before the money hits the PMRC successfully lobbied for counter. Catholic women~ face sin or sacrifice warning labels on albums Some object to the religious containing explicit sex, violence values of some label proponents, and satanism, among others. who have successfully They were tall men, dressed in black If the latter is chosen, you go throuih "Censorship!" many cry in fear encouraged stores like Walmart to and white: They spoke slowly, as if all life hoping God spares your soul fiqm their rights to buy certain types of drop certain ablums. Yet all this is of their words were all-important. a date with the devil on judgerr\IM'l t day. : · voluntary. They have the same We were little girls, dressed in blue Commentary music will be compromised. and white plaid polyester uniforms. We If you choose the former, you 9an Yet the proper comparison is right of protest as everyone else. said nothing and listened intensely. look forward to a life of religious not the book burnings of Nazi Stores and radio stations already We were told their word was the By Liz Lardaro · fulfillment. That and waiting around; Germany, but something we're all select what they sell or play. word of God, and that we were to live The problem is, choosing one aboyc much more comfortable with - Noone seems upset when rock by their words. the other rarely works. :. •. the movie ratings system. stations ignore religious music. They were priests and we were If you support freedom of cho!~. Few of us question whether a Both advocates and critics can children. women's issues, being female and then you are sinning in the pious eies IO~year-old should be able to go agree labels do not compensate More importanly, they were male, Catholic at the same time is not hard. of the c·hurch. If you support the p(o­ to an NC-17 flick or rent a for bad parenting. Labels will and we were female. However, if you are a woman who life endeavor (in many cases. hllt steamy adult video. Few of us only work for parents who Growing up Catholic is not extremely thinks for herself as well as a Catholic, certainly not in all) you sacrifice )lol,Jr object to "Parental Guidance already show love and concern difficult. You are simply fed coming to terms with both gender and commitment for rights of women. .• · · suggested" ratings. We for their children. information by church leaders who religion can be quite a confusing Converting to a different rcligion;is never ask your opinion. not really an option if Catholic bcl~fs instinctively know some subjects Music is a powerful tool. The process. No problem. To add to the confusion, what if you were engraved in your memory li~ a are not appropriate for a child's omnipresence of advertising But as you grow older, things begin arc a woman who strongly believes in young child. They arc not sometning mind. jingles attests to the fact. 1b say to change. · the advancement of women in all areas, easily disregarded. ~ ~ But this is the first step towards lyrical content has no influence, Coming into adolescence, many regardless of the risk? Just plain giving up the fcmililst wider censorship, if not an especially on children, ignores female Catholics begin to face difficult What if you arc (at the risk of using beliefs won't work either, not as long ;'lls outright ban, on music, critics the reality of mass media. situations which (Heaven forbid) could the "F" word) a feminist? women's rights in all areas ·a;c say. Parents, and the rest of us, have result in what the Catholic Church Many laws of the Catholic Church do continuously suppressed (not just ~ tn Yet movie ratings, which were a right to know what's in. an categorizes as a sin. not see eye to eye with feminist ideals. religion, but the work force, the· milihuy established in 1968 , did not end album -before we buy it. It no longer is a question of lying to And in case you don't know, many and politics). · • Hollywood's dealing with mature -R.C. your mommy, or stealing a piece of laws of the Catholic Church result in a The an·swer to all these questions is bubblc gum from the local candy store. pretty lame punishment if disobeyed. not as black and white as the churcb's Things such as those can be easily Like burning in hell for all eternity. threat to damn you to hell if you engage reconciled in that dark little wooden So what is a Catholic feminist to do? in premarital sex, or even worse, choose facility known as the confessional. Relinquish any belief in artificial birth to have an abortion. It's easy enough, since the reasoning control? What about freedom of choice? In all actuality, there is no answer. behind confession is to say you are Or women in the priesthood? There is only compromise. And "sorry" for your sins. The church says a woman should not compromise can be a very gray area. About Review & Opinion In the Catholic ·sense, as in many have sex before marriage either. Somewhere between receiving Review and Opinion: The opinion page is reserved (or opinion and commentary. The editorial others, saying "sorry" means "I'll make The church also says God loves all communion and buying condoms there above represents the consensus o( The Review staff and is written by the editorial editor, except a concerted effort never to partake in his children. exists a very thin line that hopefully can when signed. Columns are the opinion of the author. Editorial cartoons represent the opinion of the this sin again." Will God suddenly stop loving the be walked upon, resulting in a balance. artist. Lettel5 to the editor contain the opinions of our readers. Entering adolescence and woman who loses her virginity before It's something a woman must find tor womanhood, it was no longer a question she is married? herself and travel down. · •. of saying "sorry." What about the woman who uses oral Luckily, most women facing th.is Rather, it became a question of a contraceptives? Is she destined for dilemma arc aptly skilled to discover reason for reconciliation. damnation too? such solutions. • ••. Editorial Staff Most women won't sec a reason to be The problem is, if you were brought If we weren't, we'd still be wca,r;i}lg reconciled in God's eyes for using birth d Greg Orlando, editorial editor I columnist Jeff Pearlman, columnist up Catholic, the answers are not so those blue and plaid polyester skir s.:·in 1: Russ Bengtson,'columnist Wil Shamlin, cartoonist control if they are only going to get clear. silence. Karen Levinson, columnist Mike Stmley, cartoonist their prescription refilled anyway. It then becomes a choice of ·~· Moreover, if you have no opinions of commitment to religion or rights for Liz Lardaro is the assistant news editor your own in support of important women (particularly sexual rights). for The Review. :- .. , Letters to the editor

Ignorance plagues Catholics just taxes, and lack of charity toward sinners those shepherds who lead their flocks astray. dare walk around campus in the uniform of my have always been denounced by the church as I ·hope the new Catholic catechism does not country, if you dare say you are a "red-blooded Several comments in the The Review's Nov. sinful, for centuries before there were cars. fall into this same category. . If it does. it will do American" defending my country, then you had ·,;· 20 article on the new Catholic catechism corporations, modern nation-states, or r,ay a grave dissllr.vice to Catholics and non,­ better defend all the ideals of my country and blatantly exemplify the profound ignorance of activists. It is the imperfect temporal w•)rld Catholics alike. , end your prejudice now . .·. the faith which has afflicted many members of which must strive toward the perfection of the the Catholic Church since the Vatican II council. eternal, not the other way around. Patrice V. Swadey, Newark resident Justine Withers (AS SR) That council was intended to renew and Neither is heaven a democracy. Nobody Former UD Student strengthen the chuch to better confront the evils elected God to create us. No human Congress Levinson properly shreds sex of our times. Instead, because those who has the power to annul His laws. Church Homophobic military can't contracts implemented what were supposedly Vatican Il's teachings aren't validated by laymen's opinions defend American dream decisions chose to cast aside much true Catholic and human laws "agreeing" with them. That tradition in favor of modernism. the time since makes about as much sense as asking your little I completely agree with Karen Levinson's toenail to pass judgement upon the actions of The pending admissipn of lesbians, gays and Nov. 24 commentary "Consensual sex contracts the council has seen a crumbling of the church's bisexuals to the U.S. military has created a furor teaching authority and a massive falling away your brain. ensure suspicion, not safety." It is beneficial the Students who say that everyone has a right to among both the University of Delaware ROTC contracts would "force" people to talk about sex among the faithful. and ordinary citizens. According to traditional Roman Catholic "freedom and choices" and "their own before they have it, but at the same time it is "a preferences," are only correct if they add "and to I find the excuses for not admitting lesbians, most pathetic message that men and women need :r: belief. the church's teachings are based upon gays and bisexual into the military deplorable eternal truths directly revealed by God. take the consequences." a contract in order to communicate about sex." In setting before us good and evil, God and pathetic. I am proud to say I am a feminist but I "Eternal" implies "unchanging." First of all, they say morale will be seriously Eternity lies beyond time, embracing within it commanded us to choose good, and instructed us frequently find myself trying to dispel people's clearly as to what constituted good and evil. damaged. I say it cannot be strong to begin with myths about rape. This idea of contracts to all times. Eternity is being, not becoming; if the admission of lesbians, gays and bisexuals ·,.: completion, not advancement toward People who insist that human free will protect men does serve to perpetuate the notion .,. includes a right too concoct one's own personal is going to destroy it. that women are responsible for being raped. completion. When Moses asked God's name, the 1 always thought our military was bonded by a answer was "I Am Who Am." Not "I Am Who Is morality, contrary to God's revealed laws and It is true rape is prevalent on college uninformed by the teachings of His church, are singular deo,:otion to our country and a desire to campuses and that rapists are not psychopaths. Becoming!" defend it. not their sexual orientation . . The truths the Catholic Church teaches, then, just the sort Hell was built to contain. They are average. white, middle class male . : ' Those among the Catholic hierarchy who have Homophobia and blind prejudice are the students . ·:· . are Wll "under construction." The reporter who problems of the person .who has them, not of the .. writes of "new sins," and the student who states, helped bring about the state of moral and What can be done about campus rape besides philosophical ignorance among the laity, through lesbians, gays, and buexuals. If you cannot having contracts? "I think the Catholic Church is making handle homosexuality, maybe you should get progress," are completely missing the point ·of their virtual abandonment of church tradition in Let's start confronting the myths - by favor of the secular humanist notion that religion some psychiatric help. dispelling the notions that force is ligitimate to church teaching. The United States is supposed to stand for Assuming this new Catechism adheres to is only true if "relevant" to the times, will have get sex and that college women (especially much to answer for hereafter. liberty and justice for all. Our military is one of freshman women at fraternity panics) are sexual Catholic tradition, then what it contains must be the most powerful symbols of this'. As a woman new applications of traditional church teachings, All the souls lost through their apathetic or prey. Silence equals acquiescence. Don't be faulty instruction, and their sometimes and a citizen, I do not want a bunch of silent. Report it. not "new sins." There's no such thing as a "new homophobes representing my country. sin"; only new circumstances under which the scandalous example, will be held to their account. Holy Scripture leaves us in no doubt as You cannot deny the rights of an American Claire E. Barna (AS SR) same old sins can be committed. citizen based on your own irrational fears. If you Drunkenness, fraud, corruption, failure to pay to the especially severe retribution awaiting December 4, 1992 • THE REVIEW. A9 .DELAWARE ICE HOCKEY

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Arts I Entertainment I Trends People I Lifestyles Raising·Hell Who really makes the music? By Greg Orlando

Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez's seven­ Wings of Destiny. month killing and raping spree baffled Los Angeles Shortly afterward, Vance and Belknap Oed from and Orange County Police for the better half of 1985. the room and headed to a local park . Using a shotgun, 16 dead. 'Belknap killed himself and Vance managed to blow 24 others brutalized and I or raped. most of his face away from the eyes down, it was The only clues the killer left behind were reported. pentagrams - symbols of devil worship spray­ Juliet Dee, a communications professor who painted on some crime site walls and a baseball cap studied the case, says Vance and Belknap's parents emblazoned with the logo of Australian heavy-metal sued Judas Priest, claiming the band's lyrics and band AC/DC. pulsing beat directly influenced their decision to kill Things turned for the police in late August of 1985. themselves. Seven months after the killings had begun, Orange Using expert testi mony from Dr. Bruce Cowlty Police, acting on a tip, arrested then 25-year­ Tannenbaum, an expert on subliminal messages, it old Richard Ramirez. was alleged Judas Priest included the subliminal According to police, Ramirez was an avowed command "Do it!" on the song "Better By You, Better Satanist and heavy-metal music fan. Than Me." In the Sept. 7, 1985 issue of People Magazine. According to Dee, the court found in favor of Judas Donna Myers, the woman who tipped off police, was Priest because the plantiff's case couldn't prove any quoted as saying Ramirez believed Satan watched physical connection between the music and the over him and made him invincible. suicides. Ramirez killed his victims with knives, hammers Placed in a similar situation, Dee says rock icon and sometimes his own hands. The grisly nature of Ozzy Osbourne dodged the bullet three times. In three the killings, combined with Ramirez's Satanism and separate cases, Osbourne was sued after his song love of heavy-metal gave the critics the ammunition "Suicide Solution" supposedly led youths to kill they needed. Immediately, people began to question themselves. Although all three cases resulted i'n rock music's influence on its listeners. acquittals for Osbourne, two are still pending on The AC/DC cap found at one of the crime sites appeal, Dee says. sealed it. The press was quick to draw a parallel The song, which Osbourne claimed was written in between the slayings and "Night Prowler," a song off response to the alcohol-related death of AC/DC lead AC/DC's 1979 album Highway to Hell. singer Bon Scott, includes the controversial lyrics, "I'm your Night Prowler I I sleep in the day," the "Where to hide I Suicide is the only way out." song goes, "Night Prowler I get out of my way." But did the music move Ramirez to murder? Does Satan sing the choruses? Jennifer Zambri (AG JR), a fan of heavy-metal, Anti-Christ I Devil Child. We Are Satan's People. doubts music can influence anyone to kill. Right Under Satan's Hands. Knights In Satan's "There's an energy [to the music]," she says, "but I Service. don't let it influence my life." Critics of rock and heavy metal are quick to· Mami Miller (AS SR) says, "A person has to be a suggest a connection between band names and the psychopath to begin with to kill somebody." Biblical Satan. Miller, who listens to everyone from Metallica to "It's just the product of bored minds," Tom Woltz Poison, says bands should be allowed to sing about (AS SR) says. He says band names and album covers what they want without having to worry about the mean whatever a person wants them to mean. actions of sick individuals. But the Peters' assert some bands do usc Satanic But others disagree. Rock music leans too heavily imagery and messages. · on the themes of sex, violence, the occult and drugs. They say Black Sabbath's Sabbath, Bloody these critics claim. Sabbath features the '"lightning fl ash' letter . Rock, with its flashy superstars and thundering (sometimes called the Satan sign). the number 666 . . riffs, was an all-too visible target. In the mid-80s, (which stands for the Antichrist) and demon-like · · . interest groups began to form to combat rock's creatures." ; .• supposed evil influence. Their book claims that Satanic messages are "I'm a fairly with-it person," said Tipper Gore, the recorded backward on Led Zeppelin' s "Stairway to founder of the Parents Music Resource Center burning it in Minnesota. Foreigners' Head Games is "an obvious reference to Heaven," "There's no escaping it :.. Here' s to my (PMRC), "but this stuff is curling my hair." The brothers. both Christian reve·rends, led a oral sex," they claim. sweet Satan," The Eagles' Hotel California, "Yes. Gore outlined her plans for her group and rock fundamentalist crusade to combat the supposed evil One-hit wonder Ga ry Wright's The Dream Satan he organized his own rei ig ion ... it was music in general in front of Congress and the Senate influence of rock music. Weaver is singled out because it demonstrates "a delicious," and albums from The Beatles. Blue Oyster Congress Committee in 1986. The PMRC lobbied for In their 1984 book Why Knock Rock? the Peters belief in astral worship," and the demon featured on Cult, and Cheap Trick. . an album labeling system, printing song lyrics on all attacked rock 'n' roll and what they described as its the cover of Uriah Heep's Abominog "could hardly According to Dee, the effectiveness of subliminal albums and removing from display album covers they "four fatal flaws" - graphi.cs, goals, lyrics and have come out of somcone's imagination," the Peters and backwards messages is questionable. deemed offensive. lifestyles. brothers claim. She says the courts have never judged subliminal "Rock 'n' roll is beside the point," Gene Simmons. Thirty-seve n album covers from artists ranging messages to have an overwhelming effect on anyone. ' lead-singer of KISS and PMRC target said in from the hardcorc to the overly poppi sh are Rock 'n' roll goes to court Bob. (not his real name) a un iversi ty employee response. scrutin ized in Why Knock Rock'!._ On December 23, 1985, two te enagers, James who claims to be a Satanic Priest of I 0 years, says a · "[The PMRC] is saying a small group can dictate Ted Nugent's classic album Cat Scratch Fever Vance and Raymond Belknap. locked themse lves in lot of bands usc Satanic imagery as a gimmick to se ll to the masses a moral tone." (which shows a woman raking Nu gent's chest with Belknap's room for six hours and li stened to th e Judas albums . And while the PMRC was busy fighting rock her na ils) exp lores the th eme of ma soch ism . Priest albums Stained Class, Sin After Sin and Sad He says most bands arc not so much anti-God, but music. the Peters brothers (Dan and Steve) were see SATAN page 83 Exorcise tapes guaranteed to make.your head spin

Everybody is just dying to be offended makeup days - on the cover, bassist Nikki," a song about masturbation, and and rock music makes a science out of Nikki Sixx flashes the ubiquitous "devil reportedly was so shook up she formed angering people. salute." Inside, the band's celebration of a the PMRC. From Ozzy to Iron Maiden, this is quickie sexual encounter in an elevator. 7) Judas Priest - Stained Class. If rock's most burnable. "Ten Seconds to Love," puts them on the you listen to subliminal message experts, Toss another shrimp on the barbic, PMRC's hit list. the album might provide more mate. Their instrumental "God Bless the enlightenment if played backward. In no particular order: Children of The Beast" is a fitting "White Heat, Red Hot," supposedly 1) Ozzy Osbourne - Diary of a serenade for every member of the features a back-masked message from Madman or Speak of the Devil. Ozzy is eternally damned. Rob Halford, "F*** ~Pe Lord; F*'"* all of the undisputed master of the offensive 4) Slayer- Hell Awaits or Show No you ." album cover. Whether he appears torn up Mercy. Their album covers are gruesome '8) KISS- Destroyer. "We're back to and bloody under an inverted cross and their lyrics are devilish. destroy your minds and you know we're (Diary), or as a semi-demonic figure "Satan sees the answer lies not far," destroying your minds and you love it!" chewing some gross red stuff (Speak), lead singer Tom Araya screams, the back cover of the album proclaims. the ex-Black Sabbath frontman has "Zombies screaming souls cry out to you 9) Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV. something to offend nearly everyone. I Satanic laws prevail, your life is This album contains perhaps the only 2) AC/DC - Highway to Hell. through." truly discernable back-masked message. Guitarist Angus Young sports a nifty 5) Iron Maiden -Number of the Every record burner worth a lick of salt forked tail and horns, singer Bon Scott Bea~t. Each .of their albums displays has said, "burn. baby burn," as this one grins wickedly and the rest of the band is Edd1c, a des1ccated corpse in various went up. captured in full evil. The title track, which stages of decomposition. Bruce "The Air 10) Black Sabbath- Heaven and the band claims to be about the rigors of Raid Siren" Dickinson recites in a deep Hell, We Sold Our Souls To Rock and the road, is a ready-made dart bo!lfd. monotone, "Woe to you of Earth and sea, Roll, Dchumanizer or Sabbath, Bloody This is the album that supposedly for ~c Devil ~rings ~~e . Bcast with wrath Sabbath. inspired Richard "Night Stalker" ... ll s number IS 666. No ma11er how you slice it, from Ramirez's killing rampage. 6) Prince - Purple Rain. Tipper "Paranoid" to "Iron Man," from Ozzy to 3) Motley Crue - Shout at The Gore's daughter bought the album and Dio, these albums arc si ngular in their Devil. Shout takes the Crue back to their liked it, but mom listened to "Darling abi lity to irk rock critics. ·. . ·Entertain in Thou hts ... December 4, 1992. THE REVIEW. 82 From the Eco Dude to Gigolo - dating makes a great game . The LGBSU cancelled a dating game businesspeople and an ariny of CO­ will be used as a defense mechanism to enough with him, he'll say he loves you that was scheduled about a week ago. Entertaining producing truck:s). push you away and keep him from for who you are and then drop you for a And it's no surprise. Then there's always The Guy or revealing his insecurities. Claudia Schiffer look-alike. Whether someone is heterosexual or Thoughts Many Surprises. Your eyes will meet Speaking of psychobabble, The Jim But if you're looking for an innocent homosexual. one thing's for sure - across a crowded room. He happily gives Morrison Wannabe will probably use a virgin. you might opt for The couples can't seem to get together and By Karen you his phone · number and you decide facade like this because he lacks a viable Freshman. He ' ll stare vacuously at stay that way. Levinson this could be the one. · identity. He also loses track of every Monday night football. After two The cutesy twentysomething movie After about ten minutes on the date, other woman's identity in. the bar minutes of what he calls, "the best sex Singles just confirmed this. he'll tell you be is still in love with his because he's screwed all of them and he's ever had," he 'II fall asleep. Of Here are some of the archetypes of the threatened by any radical feminist ex-girlfriend with whom he is now best can't keep track anymore. course, he expects you to feel the same heterosexual male that I have found in theories you may have. . friends. But if it's romance you want. there's way . my own experience and endless You'll have endless talks about the The date will probably end with a The Modern Troubadour. This misfit The Anal-Retentive Scientist, on the conversations with friends: rape of the earth and the oppression of handshake. of the information age will arrive outside other hand, knows what he's doing. He Tbe Chaste Bachelor: This guy will African Americans. He'll even try to Then there's The Introvert with the your bedroom window at 4 a.m. in a only gets the urge about once every six ' probably be a nice companion and an subvert the dominant paradigm as he Nice Smile. He's the shy type, and you'll drunken state to serenade and win his months. , articulate conversationalist. He'll tell you cooks a vegetarian dinner for you probably have to make the first move maiden's love. The only thing he'll spew If you want a little more altention to all about his values, one of which is (hurray!), instead of making you slave in and the second and the third and ... is the nachos supreme and the case of your emotional needs, there is always chastity. After knowing his date for the kitchen. He's well worth it, though. The Corona he downed at the Deer Park. The Sensitive Guy. He's the perfect one about three or four hours, he will sleep He may be a little confused, however, introvert can make a good friend or an For a one-night-stand, this variety can to talk to, but beware - he won't give with her anyway. when he brings out the ritual drum and understanding, stable boyfriend. be annoying, so it's best to rely on the back any of your Harlequin novels. Feminists, never fear, Eco Dude is the Temple of Isis incense at the start of For more fun, call The Comedian. hot and horny Cheap Gigolo. here. your moonflow, and all you want to do is But don't expect the relationship to stay Unfortunately. you'll probably already Karen Levinson is a features editor of the I happen to like dating environmental lie in bed and eat chocolate (brought to that way. His sense of humor, which be going out with The Stable, Reliable Review. Entertaining Thoughts appears activists because they are the least your local supermarket by corrupt attracted you to him in the first place, Boyfriend. Just as you get comfortable every Friday in the Review.

Friday, December 4 College Bowl : Rodney Room, Perkins Student Center. Th eatre : "H enry V," presented by · Professional Theatre Training Social : Lesbian, Gay and Bisexual Holiday Plant Sale: Perkins Student Program. Hartshorne Theatre, 7:30 Student Union, 7 p.m. Call office Center concourse, 9 a.m. ~o 5 p.m. p.m. For ticket information, call for place and theme. For information, call831-2517. 831 ·2204. Sunday. December 6 Concert: jazz Chamber Ensemble Meeting: Students Concerned for Seminar: "Role of Farm Credit debut, Michael Anderson, director. the Mentally Ill. 120 Memorial Hall, Banks on U.S. Competitiveness, • Loudis Recital Hall, Amy E du Pont 4:30p.m. with Gene Swackhamer. 116 Musi c Building, 8'p.m. Townsend Hall, 1 p.m. Discussion, Monday. December 7 Saturday, December 5 103 Fischer Greenhouse, 2 p.m. Christmas Dinner: Campus Theatre: "Henry V, " presented by Ministry. 69 E. Main St. For information, call 368-4644. Seminar: "Self-Assmebled Professional Theatre Training Monolayers as Chromatographic Program . Hartshorne Theatre, 7:30 Debate: Student Coalition for. Stationary Phases," with Hafeez 0. p.m. For ticket information, call Choice. Christiana Commons, 7:30 · Fatunbi, 203 Drake Hall, 4 p.m. 831-2204. p.m.

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ij .. December 4, 1992 . THE REVIEW. 83 Great adventures in pizza delivery They face guns, shaving cream fights and half-naked students

By Stacey Bernstein there having a good time," Burke says. Staff Reporter Another obstacle to overcome is simply Ben Burke, a'23-year-old university learning the area. alumnus, was on his usual Pizza Hut delivery "It takes a month to know everywhere last spring in the Strawberry Run Apartment you're going," he says. "I remember getting complex. lost in Towne Court and walking around for a Late one night, Burke heard, "Give me all half hour." your money or I'll blow your head off." In addition to keeping a mental map of Burke quickly handed over $28 and the Newark, Burke says delivering on a Friday or mugger walked away. Saturday night has its disadvantages. ·"I thought it was weird because he didn't These late shifts,have caused Burke, who run like I woulq have thought a mugger has been trying to find a "real job," to become would," he says. a night owl. "I wake up in the afternoon and Burke says he continued to work for the rest by the time I look for a job in the paper it's too of the night after filing a police report. late to start calling." "I guess it didn't really hit me," Burke says. He doesn't mind the work because he makes "Now I think twice when I deliver to a place his own hours. with·no lights or in a bad part of town." The money is also good. Burke, who started For other delivery workers at Pizza Hut. it's out earning $20 in tips a night, has made his not always this dangerous. way up to the $50 mark. Mark Doughty, a 25-year-old Newark "Students usually give less," Burke says. resident, had just finished his training at Pizza "When it's late they'll give more because they Hut. One of his deliveries took him to the Lane are drunk and usually don't care." Hall where the intercom was broken. so he Doughty says in addition to monetary tips, decided to walk up to the room. he has been offered beer. candy during "They obviously just finished having sex," Halloween and has been invited to many he says, "because the guy wouldn't get out of parties. bed and the girl was in a towel. Kevin Grim, a Pizza Hut assistant manager, "Then two girls come running down the hall, says, "Sometimes drivers go to parties and asking, 'Can we get a ride over to Academy people give enough beer for everyone back in Street. We need to go back to a party.'" the store to drink after work ." He felt obligated to give them a ride because Grim says one of his drivers even fou nd a it was 2:30a.m. girlfriend while delivering pizza. "If you don't take them somebody, else will · "We messed up her order three times. The and they might not be as nice as you are," he last time he went to drop off the pizza, she says. "You've gotta look out for everyone asked him to come back after he got off work." else." ; 'this past summer Grim got more than Unfortunately, Doughty didn't have money for a tip on his most memorable someone looking out for him when his car was delivery. stolen while delivering pizzas. ..This 8-year-old opens the door dressed in Doughty says he left his keys in the car his moQter's pumps, her bathrobe and her because it's easier when making a lot of shower cap," he says. "In the background, deliveries. there was a bunch of kids in bathing suits "I went inside for 15 minutes. When I came having a massive shaving cream fight. out, my car was gone," he says. · "I figured they would ·leave me out, but His vehicle, with smashed windows. ripped when I turned my back they sprayed me, too." seats and torn out speakers, was found a few Grim says one of his drivers has been days later in the middle of a farmer's field in exposed to more than a smiling face. Landenberg, Pa. His insurance paid the bill of The students in a Ray Street dorm room $6,000 in damages. were in their underwear and throwing a ball Burke says these have been the only times around the room. He figured they were drunk, anyone he knows has. been in danger while so he just tried not to laugh. working at Pizza Hut. He finds other aspects of "The driver was about to leave when they all the job worse to deal with, however. turned around and mooned him," Grim says. "The bad part about delivering on Friday "Those crazy students. You don' t know 'lli~h!~ i.s ilia~ yo.u.'reoseeing ev.eryone else out what they're thinking." r,-. !n·..,· h l .,-i ; 'w" ' " ' . ; •,;(.. \ .

.• ~ddie 'Boomerang' Murphy is back in black an the Hill r, Distinguished Gentleman · Congress, the media and the public to get with the rest of the audience. But nothing ~than Lynn . anything he wants. beyond that. E/yWOod Pictures Movie Review You'd figure Thomas would fit in just fme, No worry, though. Murphy's fans were de: B but he fUids himself out of his league when he never out to seek the meaning of life in his realizes. the ever-trusted leaders of Capitol movies, nor become dazed with impressive Matthew O'Donnell for-nothing congressman only in it for the Hill are even more corrupt than he is. production or direction work, although the ~anr ffttlnf Editor cash and the ·fringe benefits, mainly his The new Congressman Johnson becomes director did have to overcome a few obstacles What delicious fruits a con artist's life blonde office worker. determined to make a difference for the to film parts of the movie at the nation's . The congressman's conquest becomes a country instead of a buck for himself. capital. nd what roaring laughs The major part of his demise when he pushes it a Murphy, as always, captivates the audience You know what to expect with lhe guy thitt blogulshed Gendeman bore at its preview little too far with her, cutting his heavy- with his many impressions, his confident brought us distorted, but humorous Tuesday night. beating run for re-election to a lifeless halt. aura. his unlimited wit and snappy lines. impressions of Ownby, Buckwheat and the ·e Murphy stars as ever•so-sly, always- Thomas sees the senator's death as the Smith, who played Richard Nixon in the fabricared white man. cool con artist Thomas Jefferson Johnson, perfect chance to pull the biggest scam ever: mini-series "Final Days," makes a great Murphy brings those memorable Saturday ho is out to Pull the biggest scam in, political he cons an entire district in Florida to elect naughty congressman. His baggy eyes, phony, Night Live characters back to the saeen, plus ·story since Ted Kennedy got caught with him as their congressman. dentured-smile and craving for scotch models a host of Other ethnic imitations. s pants down. After using every chance he gets to play a the typical corrupt politician. Let's hope he leaves it that way. His Thomas Jefferson Johnson finds he has con game •. Thomas suddenly fmds himself in Celia (Victoria Rowell), Murphy's love unsuccessful attempt at serious acting in uch more in common with Congressman the nation's legislative branch, where connection in the movie, plays a sincere Boomerang left most fans confused with ff Johnson (lames Garner) than just his congressmen, well, play con games every lobbyist out for the public good. Her great which direction the comedian I actor I singer I chance they .get. looks and superb acting might bring her a few songwriter was taking. ~ Thomas. slick as a greased banana, is able' This includes Dick Dodge (Lane Smith), lead roles'in the future. The Distinguished Gentleman should t+ pull off any scam he chooses. the all-powerful chairman of the power Overall, Gendeman is a perfect movie to keep Eddie Murphy's focus on comedy for a J Congressman Johnson is a greedy, good- industry committee, a master at manipulating enjoy yourself and squeeze out a few chuckles · while. Satan rn rock j Number One beats those fast-food. burger blues continued from page A1 pro-money. Nothing new under the sun I EnBy~~~~Eng ~n · Beef with Garlic Sauce. , 1~w···~· tlii~11 WARNING - Hot does indeed mean HOT. The Hot The controversy over rock 'n • roll is some : 1 Flames flare. vegetables and chopsticks fly and sizzling and Spicy Shredded Beef provides enough sizzle to satisfy 40 years old. From Elvis' infamous pelvis to : J oil spatters as four Oriental chefs rush to prepare food in the heat-seekers among you. but not too much. John Lennon's proclamation that the Beatles : 1 less than ten minutes. Some restaurants seem to put spices in just to prove they "were more popular than Jesus," to Ozzy . I Number One, in the Newark Shopping Center, does not can blister your tongue and pop your eyeballs. The peppers Osbourne's biting the head off a live bat, the · ~ disappoint. Fast food timing without the microwave-it- and onions integral to the shredded beef dish add greatly to music has always been on the hot seat. · until-it-glows stigma is one of the most welcome things its vibrancy, and the amount you get could be a meal or two "Rock 'n' roll has always stood for the : about Oriental take-out in itself. rebellious,'' says Woltz, "It's like any form of : Why get a three-hour-old burger when you can set The Shrimp with Lobster Sauce is a highlight of Number expression - (Freedom of Expression) is a : yourself up with shrimp or some flame-causin' Szechuan One's bountiful menu. A thick, creamy cholesterol-laden basic right. · concoction for a slightly higher price, but with much better sauce drowns a good number of fairly substantial shrimp. "But it will always be controversial." results? It's extremely filling, so deal with it. Three-and-a-half tines Appetizers run from spare ribs to fried wontons to the (out of four) on the fork scale. standard egg and shrimp rolls. Filled with what appears to On the flip side is the Sweet and Sour Pork. The syrupy. be mostly cabbage, the only possible advantage of the neon-orange sauce tastes like cooked red cabbage and looks shrimp roll is that you know exactly what is in it. like it came out of a lava lamp, but it isn't really the ATTENTION However, the simpler egg roll is the better choice. Not problem. only is it less expensive, but the shrimp in the shrimp roll The pork, small bland chunks fried in a too-heavy, too- doesn't really contribute to the flavcr. thick batter, is. The taste and texture of the meat is lost in BUDDING Soups are offered as well, and the traditional wonton and the anything-but-light-and-airy batter. One tine up for this egg drop are offered with more exotic stews. dish. There's no bini's nest soup, though. which is a Chinese The Chicken with Snow Peas relied heavily on the snow delicacy. Oh, well. peas to get its rather m~ed point across. As a fan of snow CARTOONISTS! The wonton is a bit too greasy on its own, and the egg peas, this wasn't a problem. even though they were a bit IH'W drop, a thick artery-clogging broth with strands of egg overcooked, and therefore limp. Selfion 2 is looking for a throughout. is a bit too much like raw egg in consistency. The chicken, where it showed up. was acceptable, but student

The Review, Volunw 11 'J, Number ·26 DECEMBER .J, 1991 B.J

": ... Konk's Krowings By Matt Konkle Cagers open 'House' in style Sixth· man Men drop rocks the Rutgers 77-69, Convo Dunkley hits

II ended with 6', II" Spencer career-high 29 Dunkley standing alone in a sea of silence, atop a sparkling wood floor, inside a freshly cluistened building. By jeff Pearlman Flicking two free throws through Sports Ediror the basket with a guatd's touch, the (Writte11 Mo11day) The Delaware Delaware senia- center quickly upped men's basketball team made its the Hens' lead, 75-67 with only 16 Bob Carpenter Center regular­ seconds left in Tuesday's game season debut a disappointing one, against Rutgers University. falling to heavily favored Rutgers And that ended the txief silence, as University XX-XX (fill in later) all 3,558 fans inside the Bob Tuesday night. Carpenter Sports/Convocation center Oops. erupted. All right, so maybe most people Something like a 747 engine thought the Hens, who lost to running at full throttle during take-off. Seton Hall by 21 points in their Only this 747 was already in full season opener last week, would THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretsch night as the Hens ( 1-1, 0-0 North give a good show in an emotional Coach Steve Steinwedel Atlantic Cooference) stunned Rutgers Convo opening before falling to directing traffic during 77-69 for their first regular-season highly superior and ultra-talented Tuesday's 77·69 win. win in the Convo. Rutgers. Ironically enough, it was Rutgers Rutgers 89, Delaware 75 ... This was clearly the moment of , who spoiled Delaware's inaugural maybe. truth. game 50 years ago, winning on a last Rutgers 80, Delaware 70 ... In their last two games against second basket in the then-new possibly. top 20 teams; Seton Hall and • Qupenter Sports Building. Delaware 77, Rutgers 69 ... No Cincinnati in last year's NCAA • Paybacks are golden, especially way. Tournament, the Hens had reached when you have 3,558 chanting people Way. a high point and then fell apart. in your comer. Before 3,558 screaming, When Lumpkin scored. the "The fans, they were awesome ranting, "Lumpkin" chanting fans, floodgates seemed. ready to open. tonight," Dunkley said, after scoring a Delaware (1-1, 0-0 Nonh Atlantic A highly energetic crowd, which career-high 29 points against the Conference) opened its new home spent much of the game taunting Scarlet Knights. "I felt like we were with a shocking win over the Lumpkin - who featured a gangly the Atlantic 10 team out there, and Scarlet Knights,· a team they runner's body, 1978 Dr. J afro and they [Rutgers) were the guys from the hadn't beaten in nine straight high fifth grade nerd trademark NAC." games, including last year's 101- socks - was suddenly silent. But at game-time, that 747 roar 78 shellacking at New Jersey. And then came Anthony might have well been a Cessna buzz, "We told ya we were gonna Wright. because the only noise emanating in shock the· world," exclaimed After a Dunkley follow-up put the Convo carne from the constant junior center Spencer Dunkley, the Hens up by one, Wright drove sound of basketballs slamming into who paced the Hens with a career­ straight through the Rutgers wood. high 29 points, along with' 16 defense, stuck out his left elbow "I came out for warm-ups and it rebounds. "I told ya [after the and rammed into forward Jamal seemed like there was nobody in Seton Hall loss I we were ·gonna Phillips, while releasing a lay-up. here," said sophomore guard Brian knock one of those big teams off. Both players crashed to the Pearl. "Some of us were thinking Hopefully now we're gonna keep ground while the shot rolled • 'why move into this new place'. In going up hill." through the net and as the crowd the Fieldhouse, at least the crowd Five minutes into the first half, burst into a frenzy, Wright - looked big." it looked like the Hens were going sitting behind the basket from the "We're used to playing in front of nowhere but down, trailing the fall - stuck both arms up in a 'V' nobody," said senior forward highly athletic Scarlet Knights 14- position. Anthony Wright. 'That didn't really 4. The foul called on Phillips bother us when we saw barely anyone But after a timeout, Dunkley resulted in a successful Wright in here at the start." took over, scoring 19 first-half free throw, and a dead Convo Delaware would not have to worry points and carrying his team to a came alive with Delaware's 49-45 about those empty seats and missing 40-37 halftime lead. lead. ' fans for long. "The more you play against Silence would never return. When senior guard Ricky these big teams, the easier it gets," "I felt like we were the team Deadwyler pulled up and drained a Dunkley said. "You get more from the Atlantic 10 and they were -, three pointer to tie the score at 19 with relaxed and you feel a lot more the guys from the NAC," Dunkley ·, 10:44 left in the first half, the rapidly­ comfortable." said. •.... filling st.aJXIs sOOok With mise. Rutgers opened the second half Added Wright, "This is our "That was great," Dunkley said. on fire, using a Donnell Lumpkin house ... the 'Hen House.'" •, · . THE REVIEW I Ma>cimillian Greroch layup to take a 45-44 lead with 18 "Our new sixth man was defmitely in Sophomore point guard Brian Pearl had his layup attempt snuffed here, but Delaware defeated Rutgers minutes remaining. The teams traded baskets for the,, oor caner ow there tooight." Once that home crowd got going, Un~~~~~~~~~ · ~~~.~.h~~~~rs-~_rt_~_c_o_n_~_c_a_t~~-n_c_e_n_t_~_. ______~------~-----~--H-~--~--8~ ~ ~ almost nothing could douse the vibralions. Not Delaware llmovers. football hits road Not .SC.Iet Knight steals. From gawky to Not even Rutger sans. After Scarlet Knight guard Donnell Lumpkin dropped home a for second round "tme" early in the second half to cut unstoppable the Delaware lead to one, 52-51, the By Jeff Pearlman Roosevelt Potts ate ~ the inside for an fans answered with chants of Sparsfdtor additional 122 pieces of acreage. 6', "LUIDJ*in ... Lumpkin ... Lumpkin, Numbers stink. Both have cleared 1,000 yards for 11" Spencer Dunkley does more you suck." Instead of heading to Monroe, La. the season, both are well over 200 than add height to the Hens' offense But what the secood-largest crowd for Saturday's quarterfmal Division 1- pounds and both are projected NFL in Delaw.we history loved most, w~ AA playoff game against No . 1 draft picks. By Jeff Pearlman scratch," said the total disrnarxling ofRutgm (~2) . nationally ranked Northeast Louisiana "Roooevelt is a gifted athlete, good Sports ldiror They cheered Pearl driving the senior guard on a complete confidence high, the enough to be picked to play in the Hula From Webster's New World Ricky Deadwyler. lane,~ up llld hitting &-footers. Delaware football team ha

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85 • THE REVIEW •December 4 1992 Swimmers wash Loyola

By Megan McDermott They haven't let us rest." much spirit here. I was really Sial! Reporter The quality of the newcomers was surprised." The Delaware men's and evident Wednesday when freshman Another freshman breaststroker women's swim teams dominated Kim Luksic finished first in the has had a much shorter career, but Loyola (Md.) College Wednesday at 1,000 freestyle, with her season best. shows potential for the Hens. U1e Carpenter Sports Building, 126- "I'm bringing my times down a Brad Spenla had only been 103 and 127·89 respectively. lot," said Luksic, who has been swimming for a year and a half when . The winner was obvious at the swimming competitively since age he joined Hayman's squad this ·: halfway point when both Hens' five. season. squads had more than a 60-point Her times have been steadily Spenla said he was a little nervous lead and started using exhibition improving at Delaware following a trying out with everyone who had swimmers. frustrating standstill in high school, been swimming for half their lives, "We have very stiff competition Luksic said. but "only for about five minutes." for 90 percent of our meets," said Luksic was a prep sprinter, but "I'm one level below them right coach John Hayman. "It's nice to moved to distance races at Delaware now, but who knows hgw good I'll . play a team of not quite our caliber." since the women's team was already get," he said. Almost half of the swimmers strong with sprinters. By the end of the season Spenla finished with personal-best times, "A lot of people have said this is said he hopes to be among the top mainly due to experimenting with one of the strongest teams we've three at Delaware in the breaststroke. people swimming different events had. I hope we can win the NACs Hayman said he was a little than usual, said Hayman. and have a great year." nervous taking such an The divers also fmished strongly. Another promising freshman, Ben inexperienced swimmer, but so far it Senior Jeff Richards broke the pool Russell, took a first place for the has worked out. and university record for the three men in the breaststroke. "He's doing well," said Hayman. meter event with '! total of 293.625 Russell said he almost did not try "He has to get a feel for the water points. out at Delaware because he has been and he'll be fine." "No doubt this is one of the swinuning since he was 7 and was With the depth the freshmen bring strongest teams ever (at Delaware)," nearly burned out. to the team. Servant said it should be said Hayman. "Based on times we "When I came here, well in the a good season. are the fastest, but even in relative summer, I wasn't going to swim this "There's no reason we can't terms, we're comparable to the year, but Uunior swimmer) Mike compete for the championships," he teams of the early '80s." Hutton convinced me to swim. It's said. Hayman said this is due to been great," Russell said. The Hens face Lehigh University improvements in returning "The team is like one big coed Saturday at Carpenter Sports swimmers as well as an outstanding fraternity. There's a lot of positive Building, which promises to be a freshman group. attitude," he added. tougher meet than Wednesday's "We got a real big freshman Russell said his high school was contest, said Hayman. • THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretsch class," said senior Mike Servant. very competitive. They swam "I think Lehigh will mean a lot. If Men's swimmer Chris Dohl is congrat~lated after winning the 1,000 meter freestyle race during the "Most of them have stepped right in against colleges and had a lot of we can beat them and swim good Hens'126·103 win over Loyola (Md.) College Wednesday. The women also won, 127-89. and challenged for the top spots. team spirit, but, "There's twice as that will say a lot," he said.

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'In the shadows of a legend continued from page 84 25 seconds left. He was hammered by Worthy rest of the way and with 1:32 left on a missed layup and Delaware's said. "There were banners "I might be a better player if I in the game, senior guard Ricky best free throw shooter'(SI percent everywhere and people had put had continued playing goalie," he Deadwyler stepped to the line for L By Beth Kennedy last year) stepped to the line. Staff Reporter sheets our porch." added. two shots with the Hens leading on No problem, game over. Right, But the elder Parent's ice But Parent still has put up Although Bernie Parent Jr.'s 71-68. Pearl? .· - father was a star goalie for the' hockey career was cut short when decent stats with the Hens, As he cooly stepped to the Well ... an eye injury suffered in a game tallying six goals and eight assists. stripe, Deadwyler, 6' and rail thin, , National Hockey League's "I choked on two major foul Philadelphia Flyers, he attributes forced him to retire. "I'm pretty good," Parent said. exchanged words with the Scarlet shots,'' said Pearl, looking back on ~ his decision to play ice hockey to Knights' muscular, 6', 7" Phillips. "I remember when he got hurt "I'm a playmaker. I play the unprecedented two misses. · his mother. because I was nine or ten," Parent defensively. I like passing more "He told me I was too small to "That won't happen again." ' "My never pushed me into Jr. said, "but I didn't think it was scoring." be playing out there with him," dad than Instead of capitalizing on the a big deal. He got hurt all the time Hens Coach Shawn Garvin playing hockey," Parent Jr. said. said Deadwyler. opportunity, Rutgers (0_-2) fell "My dad was always traveling in games." agreed. His first shot swished through apart. Guard Damon Santiago's Carol Parent continued to "Bernie knows the game well," the net to a dead-quiet crowd. with the team. so it was my mom pass was intercepted by who got up at a.m. to drive me "But I told him even though I'm 5 support her son's love of ice he said. "He is a strong physical Deadwyler and the game was all to games and practices , o~ hockey, and he w,ent .on I'? make center who always seems to be in small," he added, "I've got a big P~~ENl)R. .but complete. Saturday mornings." • t~e ~~~si(y , tea~ /l l, ,(;.he~r¥ H,ill).., ,.the.right place at the right time." heart." Except for one crowning, 'The younger Parent has played (NJ) High School his freshman But improving his physical He said he thinks it's great that Deadwyler's second shot also memorable moment. landed perfectly and as he walked hockey since he was 5-years-old. year, as a goalie. play is tough for Parent Jr., as the his son has decided to continue Rutgers was forced to foul and "Bernie was very athletic and Hens' practice time is limited. away from the line his glare, along His father was the Flyers goal playing hockey at the university. with 16 seconds on the clock tender for 12 years and was enjoyed all sports, including "We don't get to skate down "I don't think that he has with the scoreboard, said it all. Dunkley went to the line for two "We're there," Deadwyler said. awarded their Most Valuable football and basketball," Mrs. here," he said. "Up north you can anything in mind as far as shots. Player award in 1974 and 1975. Parent said. "I never pressur.ed skate all the time. Here, ice time is pursuing a career in hockey, it's "This isn't just a team success, but Pressure? Not on this day. Parent Jr., the starting junior him into anything, hockey was the so expensive. just fun to see a kid go out and a program on the rise." The 6', II" Wolverhampton, . , center for the Delaware ice only thing he stayed with." "I wish I could play three hours enjoy the game," he.said. Phillips hit one free throw on England import did his impression _ hockey team, remembers During his junior year, Parent a day, Seven days a week." . To the young Parent, fun is the Scarlet Knights' next of the 'drunken stupor two step,··. possession to cut the lead to four , watching his father lead the Flyers Jr. made the switch to center. While his son had devoted what the sport is all about. dancing before the shots. ·, during two consecutive Stanley "The transition from playing most of his afternoons to playing "Once I hit the ice, I just play," with 1: 17 left and Rutgers Coach Both fell and one of the greatest Bob Wenzel applied the full court Cup titles during those MVP goalie to ·playing center makes a hockey, Parent Sr. coaches the he said. "I don't take it too upsets in Delaware basketball ' years. big difference," he said. "You Flyers' goaltenders, and still seriously. I just enjoy the game. press. history was complete. ~ "I remember watching the wear different skates and different attends all the Philadelphia's Why put pressure on yourself Del a ware sophomore point "This win was the biggest since · · ~ parade when they won," Parent Jr. padding. home games. anyway?" guard Brian Pearl beat the I've been here in terms of caliber maneuver, used up much of the of the opponent ," said Pearl. clock and drove to the basket with

Dunkley Football continued from page B4 I'm physically a lot stronger and I've continued from page B4 got. some more moves than last offense was oot even close to theirs," he said yeai." "It looks like the same \Ving-T as 20 years ~utgers Coach Bob Wenzel took ago, just different J:llUTK!S and bigger and faster it;( step fu:ther. people." :"We didn't have anybOdy to 11op Namely, senior quarterback Bill hh;n," he said. "He's a pro and a Vergantino and sophomore fullback Daryl (qSible first round [NBA) pick." Brown "f.nd if anyone knows, It's Vergantino scorched Samford with 199 w,nzel. After playing man-to-man yards passing and three touclxlowns, while defense for most of the first balf, the relentless_Brown powered up the middle RU.gers switched to zone in order to f. Sli•V(' Worth\'' 6 ;. Claware 19, Rutgers 25. A· 3,558 Classi ieds December 4, 1992 • THE REVIEW.

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