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November 22 80,000 Canadians a year die from heart Volunteer Opportunities attack and stroke, 70% of these people die The Jessica Languages Centre, LCC: The Languages Centre is within the first two hours. Schoenberg Band part ofthe division of Continuing Sudies at LCC +The Canadian Red Cross Society can teach you at the ZOO offering a wide variety of full and part-time learning opportunities in second or other languages to adult tickets available at the Service the skills needed to help someone who has students from all backgrounds. Volunteers are needed as Centre and the ZOO for $2 suffered a heart attack, possibly saving their life. conversation parners to be matched one-to-one with a The Canadian Red Cross Society offers a complete line Jiaveyou travetted student of english as a second language. The student of First Aid and CPR courses. other roads and volunteer would meet at a place and time which is contact 327-7117 or drop by 1120 7th Ave. S. 6efore entering the mutually convenient to them to practise english. The Lethbridge for more info. University of LetfiBridge? volunteer must have a good knowldge of english Then join us Jriday grammar and language skills. Ifyou would be intertested in befriending a student of english to help afternoons Some Assembly Required with language acquisition, please call Hilda Walker at XpJZ.'D'S 382-6973. by Eugene Stickland Lethrbridge AIDS Connection: This organization directed by Ches Skinner SCMOLAfRS is a nonprofit society which provides information to Take a break from the steady diet of television Christmas specials (mature students) educate and increase awareness of HIV/AIDS infection and share in this delightful crazy look at the holiday season with (Backsreet Restaurant, in our community and about people living with HIV/ AIDS. It also provides support services to individuals an "al! Canadian dysfunctional family" as they gather around the 4:30 Jriday affectd directly or indirectly by AIDS or HIV infection. tree at gunpoint, under the mistletoe hung on barbed wire,and sip for more info catC At least one volunteer is needed to record minutes at the eggnog made without milk! Sharon 381-7574 or CaroC monthly meeting ofthe AIDS Connnection Board of 329-6443 Directors. Meetings are the third thursday of every month from 7:00pm to 9:30pm Duties would include Antonio)s Line recording the minutes at the meeting and typing them ZNjpvemSer21 *76e/4tU onto disk. A laptop computer would be provided for use in this task. Ifyou would like to help the Lethbridge A ninety-year-otd 'Dutch ivoman reminisces about the IU*K 3Wt Rccuajum.'tSiuK, TOSSO) AIDS Connecton in this way or any other, Please call events of her tumultuous past,incorporating the stories of Val Watts at 328-8186. her entire family's forthright ruraleprptence into a *U&(£/4>U CUUixu ZxArtitauu (74/600) The YWCA of Lethbridge & District: The "V" modestly personal But vAde-reaching narrative. A nUv. 14 26: ScAool 9^ P
By Jeff Maser as follows. K 1/2 is in 1st place, fol The Meliorist would like to extend its sincerest Reporter lowed by P 1/2 and D/E 3. If you want to get more points for your condolences to the family and friends of Tomoyuki Hoshino. I write this weeks report as a section, penny wars are still going. Mr. Hoshino was an English as a Second Language student member of the University of Get the competition going and bring at the University of Lethbridge. He unexpectedly passed away Lethbridge's newest club, the Or all of your extra change up to C410 on November 8 at the age of 21. ganization of Residence Students. or PI00. Even more points can be Thanks to ORS president, Scott gained by coming out to Sports Sun Leggat, for pushing so hard for day. On November 17th, the floor this. hockey competition continues with Lots of fun was had by rezers C-section taking on K 3/4. The bat this week, both on and off campus. tle ends on November 24th with the Tsujikawa named The road trip to Calgary on No winner from the 17th playing P 3/4. vember 9th for the Flames game Even if your section isn't playing in as All-Canadian was a wonderful adventure. Even the tournament, come out and get though the Flames lost, some exercise For the second consecutive year Laura Tsujikawa of the Pronghorns women's soccer everyone ended the night ^v- OF /_£-^ anyway! team has been named as a first team All-Canadian by the Canadian Interuniversity Ath H filled with happiness! We finally letic Union (CIAU). She received her award in Halifax last Friday. Sex and Spaghetti was have the TY back very informative on No- - on C4, new and During her time as a Pronghorn, Tsujikawa has been a former Canada West Rookie of the Year, a three time Canada West all-star, and last year Tsujikawa was the University of vember 13th. People g CO improved, for 33 K filled their stomachs as .0 everyone to use. Lethbridge Athlete of the Year and the Meliorist trophy winner. well as their minds. Uj As well, check Thanks to Kathy Roth out the new air for sharing her expertise! hockey table in The big event of the RESlD* U-Hall. As the year is fast approaching! The saying goes, only practice makes Christmas Banquet is coming up perfect, so have lots of fun and en on November 23rd at the El joy the newest addition to the Den. Rancho. Tickets are available in And as always, to end things off: H means business! C410 or P100. Cost is $ 15 for resi "Happiness is not a string of mis dents, $18 for non-residents, or cellaneous adventures or experi only $5 if you just want to come ences but an attitude. We either ^-i CONSIDER B.MGT. AS A SECOND DEGREE out for the dance. See posters make ourselves miserable, or we around rez or your RA for further make ourselves happy and strong. w details. The amount of work is the same." - ^^^ If Vou are graduating with either a B.A., B.Sc, B.A.Sc, B.Ed., B.F.A. or any undergraduate The latest BOTS standings are Francesca Reigler, artist. ^^^^ degree (other than a B.Comm. or its equivalent) you should know that you can earn a ^^^> Bachelor of Management degree with 1 5 to 20 additional courses. r l .clubs corner r~ ^ • SECOND DEGREE COURSE REQUIREMENTS: Christmas Banquet Sat, Nov 30 1) A/S and 2000 level Management courses required for the chosen major r^^^» 2) Core Management courses Square Dancing Fri, Nov 15 Semi-Formal "W" Wk 3) 3000/4000 Management courses required for the chosen major 7:00pm $2 Park Meadows Baptist Church ^^^ • MAJORS AVAILABLE. location - New Hope Christian 2011 15 Ave N. ^ 14 majors including Accounting, Finance, General Management, Human Resource Center 4101 20 Ave S. $6 members/$7 non-members - ^^^ Management, Labour Relations, Management Information Systems, and Marketing. Bring a Friend! Everyone Limited number of tickets! welcome! For tickets: portemC^hg.uleth.ca fr — • CO-OP PROGRAM: (Earn While you Learn) ^^r Co-operative education in all majors is available. or IVCF office (SU LOB) ^d • MANAGEMENT ALUMNI: TROLLS RUGBY For Those interested in the ^^^M A recent poll indicates that 95% of our graduates are either employed in jobs that are FOOTBALL CLUB sociable side of Rugby, on Novem ^"*^H related to their academic program, or are in graduate school. The Trolls, arc still planning ber 222 we will be conducting an events despite the possibility of bad evening bus tour of Lethbridge and surrounding communities of weather. On November 23 we are r i Monarch, Shaugnessy, Picture Butte, ' ' APPLY NOW! playing in a mini-tournament j^a*=Jv The Faculty of Management Coaldale, and Coalhurst. We move Come and see us about specific against L.C.C. and S.A.I.T. 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Mondays and Thursdays 4:00pm at start at the Duke of Wellington, for Nicolas Sheran and Saturdays further details call Chris at 327-2939, 12:00 at Nicolas Sheran. or Vic and MaryJo at 381-9340. 4 the Meliorist NOVEMBER 14,1996 VV S • N E N E VV s E w s N S N E W N E W s W S • N E S • N E W S s E W N W S N w N E N s E N E N E N E S • N E W w s • w s N s w s w s W S • N E W N E W s N E W s • NEWS N s • N E Shamrock hope: North Ireland unites in small town Alberta " / realized that killing people and bombing and maiming were not the way...' group comprised of both Catholics arc not questioning the people discuss their points of view and and Protestants for Ireland working anymorc.that the government be- work towards greater undcrstand- on mediation skills with which to licves that the population of Ireland ing. Most of the participants work better understand the state of their still feels the same way as it did 25 in cross-communities, working broken nation. years ago. According to a Progres- with the youth of Ireland, as they The basic battle that rages within sive Unionist Party memberjheir arc the future. Courses were taken Northern Ireland is that between the goal is to help "people understand in mediation while in Canada to Irish Catholics and the British Prot people." As a loyalist,this party strengthen the mediation skills of estants. In a more political member felt that it was necessary to the workers so that they may start framework,the battle is between the "facilitate, rebuild and redefine de to make positive changes at the Nationalists/ Republicans (Catho mocracy." grassroots level,this being the lics and the Loyalists/ Although there exist countless young. Unionists(Protestants). Although feuds and grudges between the It is hoped by this group that both groups are comprised prima Catholics and the Protestants of they will gain a greater belief in rily ofthe oppressed working class, Ireland,the need to 'make bridges' tradition,a greater love for coun Northern Ireland still remains under between the two communities has try and a chance for national unity. British rule, the British holding ul emerged from the death and rubble. People feel they have lost their timate power throughout history. It was through the Bridges pro country and they want it back. SHAM AT...shake hands and make By Krista Bouckaert the Catholics and the Protestants in Northern Ireland wants to be recog gram that this group from Ireland another truce! Reporter Northern Ireland has been one of nized as a free Ireland; free from was able to participate in the Con passion,fire and emotion throughout British rule and domination. flict/Mediation Conference for Irish. the pages of history. For the past A general consensus emerging Canada being a neutral country,the The desperate struggle between week,Lethbridge has been host to a from the group was that politicians two conflicting parties were able to The Business Manager is leaving, can you Do You Need a Job? clubs corner replace him? ($500/month!!!!) We Need a Copy Editor!($75/issue!!!) You must be able to do the e)submitt accurate monthly You have to be able to do the nights with the Production Man Are you thinking about owing: statements of expenses and following: ager! unique and diverse presents? repare an annual budget, in revenues on the request of the a)Help with editing articles as Interested candidates can pick Buy yours at the Canadian sultation with the Editor-in- Meliorist Publishing Society requested by other sub-editors up applications at the Meliorist Crossroads International cf, and this budget is to be Board of Directors. b)Edit and prioritize letters and office (SU 166). 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• t NOVEMBER 14,1996 the Meliorist 5 N E W s • N E W S * N E W S N E W S • N E W S \^i V s • N E W s • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S • '%^ J • N E N E w S • iN E W S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S IJL. 1 s • N E w s • N 1E W S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S • vr^.> • N E T. . Canadian Dream by Krista Bouck^rt ""* ""^ -" — ^ acc^nted brave is he who knows what is sweet and terrible and goes out to face what comes " -Pericles quickly became the number one Reporter best selling book in Canada in compction with all Canadian,American and foreign Canada. The land of the brave books. and the free. Or so we thought. Mel Hurtig was elected leader According to Mel Hurtig,last ofthe National Party of Canada in weeks guest to the University of 1992. The party's first policy Lethbridge's Speaker's Series, book,/! New and Better Canada is destined for disaster if Canada,was written by Hurtig in we do not act together as a nation 1992. in an effort to restore national Hurtig left politics in the fall of unity and pride. 1994 to concentrate on several Mel Hurtig was born and boooks. One of these books, At raised in Edmonton. In 1956, he Twilight in the Country,was the opened a book store which later focus of Hurtig's lecture to U of L evolved into one ofthe largest students last week. retail book operations in Canada. Democracy and it's role in Mr. Hurtig sold his bookstores in Canada's future was an issue of 1972 to focus his attentions on great importance to Hurtig. publishing Canadian books, Canada is a nation of relative Hurtig Publishers produced many peace in comparision to other titles which have won the nations.an example being that of Governor General's Award and a the assassinations of Americans number of other prizes and John F.Kennedy,Robert Kennedy awards. and Martin Luther King. In 1980, Hurtig launched the However,Canada's supposed most ambitious project in the democracy is being questioned by history of Canadian Hurtig. publishing,the $12 million "there is an urgent reform of dollar,comprehensive The democracy needed. A democratic Canadian Encyclopedia. In revolution is required for the September of 1990, Hurtig continuation of Canada as a identity.but it seems that freedom disintegration. A war on poverty disintegration,according to Hurtig. Publishers published an even nation,"said Hurtig with absolute is fading in the eyes of Hurtig. rages on. The American model of "Happiness depends on being larger project.a five-volume The postivity. "Canada should not fear the "haves" and the "have nots" free and being free depends on Junior Encyclopedia of Canada, Speaking to students,Hurtig nationalism but should be wary of has emerged. This, in Hurtig's being courageous! the first encyclopedia for young stressed the importance of partici scoundrels who instill fear of opinion,comes from the failure of If anyone has any further Canadians. pation of youth-the future of nationalism in Canadians," the Canadian nationalist party in comments about Mr. Hurtig or the Over the years,Mel Hurtig has Canada-in politics and democracy. declared Hurtig with passion and government.the nationalist party Speakers Series, please contact the spoken across the nation about "If you cave about the idea of a fervour. Nationalism would fight lacking a strong political voice. Students' Union office at 329- politics,culture,economics,social Canada in charge of its own for the improvment of the welfare "The tragedy of Canada is that 2222. stablility and the future of destiny then you must become of Canadian citizens. we squandered Canada as we know it. directly involved in federal According to Hurtig,Canada away so much,so Hurtig formed The Council of politics,you must take control of has gotten progressively worse fast. We allowed Canadians in 1985, a national our country's political process," and continues to deteriorate. The the greedy politi organization committed to the said Hurtig. tragic shattering of the 'great cians and business preservation of Canadian Mel Hurtig possessed a very Canadian dream' has lead to a men to create a soverignly. strong dream of Canada,this national sense of hopelessness and subserviant nation. Hurtig's first book, The dream being the freedom to disjointedness. The unfortunate Our country has Betrayal ofCanada,was pub choose our own values and destiny and the underprivileged have had shown a lack of lished in October 1991 and as a nation, freedom is Canada's to bare the brunt of societal will against its own
...hey look more sports Pronghorn women's soccer season review by Jay Zaal final, where they lost 1-0 in the The womens team played a Tsujawaka played Staff Writer final to the very strong Ottawa decent season this year. Everyone outstanding defense. GeeGees. played well, and it is tough to pick Hopefully the Horns The Pronghorn soccer season The womens team lacked an stand out players, but keeper can use their experi is now over, and again the Horns ability to put the ball into the net Michelle Ratkai was outstanding ences to their have not made the playoffs. as they only scored seven times. in goal and sweeper Laura advantage for next This year's women's team This cost them because this year's season. honors go to the U of C and the team was an excellent team who U of A-a big battle of the big showed up to play in every game Alberta cities. These two teams but lost each in close, hard fought combined for 31 goals for and battles. FUKUKO TAJIMA only 6 goals against to top the The team's only problem is that league. Both teams had great few players could put the ball past MANAGER records-U of C was 7-0-3 with 13 the keeper. Defense was not a big goals for and 3 goals agains, and problem, as the Horns consistently the U of A had a 5-1-4 record. allowed the opposition lo one goal The U of A scored 18 goals for or less in many of their matches. NIPPON TRAVEL LETHBRIDGE and 3 goals against, finishing ten The Horns' defense is led by points behind Calgary. These two Laura Tsjikawa, the only Horn teams played each other two named to Ihe all-Canadian team weeks ago in the Canada West and the only Horn named to the final, and the University of Canada West all-star team. Alberla defeated the University Michelle Conway also had a solid of Calgary in overtime 1-0 to season at the back, and was named advance to the Canadian a Pronghorn Ace of the Week for Interuniversity Athletic Union her play. SUITE 100, PROFESSIONAL BUILDING TEL: (403) 327-9958 740 4TH AVE. SM LETHBRIDGE. FAX:(403)327-1812 T1JON8 6 the Meliorist NOVEMBER 14,1996 D I T ORIA L -EDI T O R I A L • E D I 1 U K i A E D IT 0 R I A L • E D 5 R I A L -EDI T O R I A L • B P I T ORIA L • EDI TORI A L • E D I T O • E D ITOR1AI • E D I T () R I A L • E D I T O R I A L • E D I T O R | E D I E D I T O R 1 A L '• E D 1 T ORIAL' E D 1 T O R 1 A L « E D ITORUi .
problems that have arisen when our heavy reliance on natural t I have a confession to selves and not to the country and their programs and funding are make. the people that will suffer. cut, much more than separatist one group has tried to dominate resources takes precedence I am a true, raving, Mr Hurtig's lecture on the 5th elites like Bouchard and Parizeau. another: the Catholics and the over distinct societies. I am patriotic Canadian. I am and the Honorable Pierre S. Heck, Bouchard's wife is Ameri Protestants in Irenland and the not saying that these things proud to be a Canadian Pettigrew's speech on Canadian can, if he doesn't like the mess English and the French in Canada are not important, I just think 4) and would never want to Federalism to the Canadian Club he's made, he can always move have shown us that trying to prove that that's like fussing with live anywhere else. My in Toronto brought these feelings south. one group right and the other the icing when the cake's not family so totally em to a very fine point for me. And western separatists are no group the loser is a waste of time even baked yet. braces the ideals of a Both gentlemen recognize a better either. I am so sick of and energy. bilingual,multicultural need for Canadians to think about hearing, "If you don't give me the Instead of tackling the issue of society that there prob the country as a whole, not on a toys I want and play how I want, unemployment and possible job ably isn't an ethnic joke regional basis. They also under I'm taking my toys and going creation strategies, exhorbitant out there that can be stand that so many other things home!" Suck it up.buddy! Didn't amounts of money are being spent made that doesn't offend will be affected besides the you learn anything from Sesame on separatist referendums, and all my cultural heritage. geography, and that the people we Street? It's called cooperation. the propaganda surrounding them I've even seriously are supposed to be helping-the Demands and ultimatums are not trying to get you to vote yes or no considered getting a elderly, the unemployed, students, the way to run a country. It so one side can be better, smarter tattoo of our flag with the children and the disabled-would generates mistrust and fear, which and stronger than the others. So words "Made in Canada" feel the pain of separation more is destructive and stagnating. We my question is, where are a 73 beneath it I'm so proud to strongly than most. need to trust one another, trust that person's priorities? be Canadian. I also have Almost everyone acknowl we all want what is best for our I think Canada would be a an innate dislike for edges that there would be an country and ideally every one in it. much more unified country if anyone that would try to economic upheaval.and as stu I also don't understand the people would quit their little pity take my country and dents we already know that there's concept that everything has to be a parties and decide that solving the a' everything I value about not enough money to go around. I win-lose situation either (Rachel deficit is more important than it away from me, because can guarantee that these people may remember me saying this!). individual recognition, and their loyalty is to them would be the first to feel it,when Throughout history we've seen the unemployment and the problem of
Re: Rob Browatzke, ured by human standards , they are think would be born with AIDS. It blind subservience to rigid our hearts we accept that he has measured by Godly standards so can however be a consequence for doctrine who allow for no paid for our sins and we are I read his article on Hellhouse whether you or I or anyone else sexual sins. Ifyou have sex with tolerance of inherant human forgiven. God shows mercy to and although I agree with some of see them as sins or not is someone who has had at least one weakness. As a christian it is all who desire it. We don't earn his comments, I disagree with his irrelevent. partner in the past, you do not my responsibility to be tolerant this,it is a gift. conclusions. I do agree with him that AIDS know if they are infected and if of other people who show Here are a couple of verses to He said many of the sins which is not God's punishment for you become infected it is a human weakness, and thank check out: led people to Hell you did not see leading a homosexual horrible consequence to your fully people are tolerant of me 1 John 2:1-2 as sins at all. Sins are not meas life,otherwise I don't think babies actions. as well. As people we all need I write this to you so that you I disagree with him to show mercy and forgiveness will not sin. But if anybody does that the suicide victim had to each other. This is so hard sin, we have one who speaks to no other options,there is because it is God's way not our the father in our defense - Jesus always an option. It may way. Christ, the Righteous one. He is REPLACEMENT NATIONAL BRAND have been very difficult He said it was the vicitims the atoning sacrifice for our sins, and she may have felt like of other's actions who ended up and not only for ours but also for CONTACT she was living in hell one in Hell.this is not true. Our own the sins ofthe whole world. earth but God will help actions alone do not get us into Romans 5:20 LENSES everyone who will allow Heaven or Hell,let alone other But where sin increased, grace him to help. I know so peoples actions. increased all the more.so 25 DAILY WEAR FROM S19. E SAVE ™ 50% many people who have To get into Heaven on our thatjust as sins reigned in been through awful ORDER WITH CONFIDENCE. WE own we would need to be death.so also grace might reign 25 FLEX WEAR FROM S19. E GUARANTEE YOU'LL GET THE experinces I can't even perfect in every way. Since we through righteousness to bring EXACT LENSES YOUR DOCTOR imagine living through. have human weakness this is eternal life through Jesus Christ ELIMINATE LENS INSURANCE SUPPLIES AND THAT THEY ARE They say holding on to not possible. God's holiness our lord. FACTORY FRESH DIRECT TO YOU. AND WARRANTY FEES God when there was demands punishment for our nothing else to hold on to sin. Fortunately for us Jesus Megan Portwood was the only thing that got died to pay the price for our co-president 1-800-778-7718 them through. CALL FOR FREE INFORMATION PACKAGE sins. Intervarsity Christian Fellow- I hope he does not see When we accept Jesus into ship-U of L all christians as people in
.hey look even more sports $2 00- $500$ Winning ways in the future? by Jay Zaal from scoring, allowing a disas lot of work ahead of them in staff writer trous 41 goals against in just 10 preparation for next season. games. This season can be referred to The men's team finished The coast dominated the men's as a growing season, because another disappointing season in league. UBC finished atop the the team can use this to build as the cellar of the league. ASSEMBLE PRODUCTS league, finishing with a 9-1-0 a team and to learn how to play Despite the bulk ofthe team record and with 27 points. They the competition next year. returning, this team was a young ^ AT HOME, EASY! ** outscored the opposition by 19 This year's team had a few team, most ofthe players on the goals. The second place team, standout players, like keeper Pronghorns being in their third University of Victoria, was eight Matt Rimmer who tried to keep NO SELLING! YOU ARE PAID year or less. points behind with a 6-3-1 record. the Horns in games, Kevin The Horns finished their These two teams played in the Close's aggressive play in ^L DIRECT, ^ gs*) season 0-9-1, getting only one playoffs two weeks ago where midfield, as well as Neil point out of a possible 30. The FULLY GUARANTEED. they battled it out in the Canada McCullagh who stood out as the team was competitive in some of West final for a place in the team's leader and best back. their games, but they were six national championships in To It is disappointing that the NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY. points behind the next place team- ronto. Victoria won and advanced the fifth place Saskatchewan Horns could not win a game and to the CIAU finals, where they Huskies. it is too bad that they were not in won it all in the final 1-0 over the many games they played this 1-504-641-7778 The Horns could not score University of Western Ontario. season, but this season is over many goals (they scored 6), and The Horns, however, have and the team needs to focus on FXT. 0275H39 they could not stop other teams learned a lot this year and have a next year. % 9 NOVEMBER 14,1996 the Meliorist 7 CAREERS-CAREERS-CAREERS-CAREERS* CAREERS'C A I IV St J-»1 Aix J EV-^ r\ si\ L L i\ o 1• v^ n iv L E R S • C A R E E R S • C A R E E R S • C A R E E R S • C A R E E R S • C A R E E R w" A "0 l? IT 10 "d C A R E E R S • C A R E E R S • C A R E E R S • C A R E E R S • C A R E E R S • C A m& jt\-syim E* w\ O E R S * C A R E E RS'CAR E E R S • C A R E E R S • C A R E E R S • C A R E E R S • C A R E E R S • C A R E E R S •
SUMMER...SUMMER.. .SUMMER ...IS JUST AROUND THE COR^E,fle^ee^ by June 1997, Looking for a summer job ...inter- Research is generally conducted iin preference may be given to never too early to look for a you may be eligible to participate ested in the federal government? fields related to Agriculture, Food, students in a field related to the summer job! in this program. Those invited to The Federal Student Work Experi- Biological Science, Biochemistry, position, such as criminology, law • Complete an FSWEP applica Japan as participants will be ence Program offers you the Molecular Biology and Technol and security, law and enforcement, tion form NOW!! engaged in local schools as chance to gain the experience you ogy Commercialization business administration, etc. • RCMP - Summer Students Assistant Language Teachers. will need when you enter the • Skills: Preference may be given (Between Dec 1/96 & Jan 15/97) Positions for Coordinators for workforce. By submitting one DEFENCE RESEARCH ASSIST to student who have worked with • Due West Student Painting - International Relations are application to the Public Service ANT PROGRAM, National the public who possess computer Managers available for those with a func Commission of Canada you can Defence (Nov 25) skills, who have worked in tional command of the Japanese get your name on a National security and enforcement activities CO-OP (Arts&Science) Language. Pick up application Computerized Inventory of Geographic location: Halifax, and/or who have a valid driver's To be considered for the following forms at CES. students looking for summer Quebec, Ottawa, Toronto, Suffield license positions you must be registered in DEADLINE: NOV 15, 1996 employment with federal govern and Victoria • Conditions of employment: the Co-op Program of the Faculty ment departments. Dates: The department will access Shift work may be a requirement of Arts & Science (D 610). Pulp and Paper Research Institute applications from the inventory as • Selection methods: Successful Palliser Distillers - Quality of Canada To be eligible you must be early as Nov 25th. completion of the Custom Inspec Services Technician (Nov 20) currently recognized as having tor Test may be required as part of The major role of the pulp and full-time student status by the ELIGIBILITY CRITERIA: the selection process. FULL-TIME paper industry in the Canadian academic institution in which you • Enrolled in one of the following Credit Union Central AB Ltd. - economy and its impact on the are presently enrolled and be academic specialties: Biochem, FSWEP APPLICATION FORMS Analyst, Strategic Planning (Nov Canadian Environment has made planning to continue full-time Biology, Chemistry, Comp Sci, ARE AVAILABLE IN CES 19) it a prime area in which to studies. In addition, you must be Economics, Engineering, Home (D610). Field Tech Agri Services Ltd. - develop new applied biological the minimum age to work in the Economics, International Rela Agronomist (Nov 22) processes (biotechnology).The province where the job exists. tions or Studies, Math, Opera Aboriginal Workforce Participa Pulp and Paper Institute of tional Research, Pharmacology, tion Initiative (AWPI) - Regional Canada (Paprican) has been the Application forms will be ac Psychology, Sociology, Stats, Vet FOR YOUR INFORMATION ... Coordinator (Nov 22) Canadian industry's principal cepted anytime after November Medicine, etc. The Lethbridge Community Enron Capital and Trade Re research and development 4th, but to be considered for the • by the time you are ready to College will hold their annual sources - Financial Analysts organization. maximum number of opportuni start work, you must have com Career Fair on Wednesday, Position (Nov 30) ties, submit your application as pleted at least 3 yrs of an November 20, 1996 from 10:00 Canada Life - Financial Planning The Biological Chemistry/ early as possible. There is no undergrad program am - 3:00 pm in the LCC gymna Representative Biotechnology group at Paprican deadline for applying to the • Academic record or 80% or sium. Take this opportunity to CKTA - Sales/Marketing Depart offers a graduate studies pro general inventory, however, in the higher network with employers and ment (ASAP) gramme for students wishing to case of departmental programs, explore different careers. Remem Helitack Program, Environmental obtain M.Sc. or Ph.D. degrees on certain departments may begin In addition to completing an ber to put your best foot forward Protection, Land and Forest basic and applied research topics accessing the inventory towards FSWEP application, you must when meeting employers - dress Service - Wild Land Fire Fighters of interest to the pulp and paper the end of November, or have send additional information (see up, prepare good questions to ask, (Nov 30) industry. Summer studentships application deadlines. Pick up an the Guide) to the Department of take your resume and smile . .. and postgraduate fellowships application form in CES and National Defence. PART-TIME may also be obtained. check out the following depart Education Undergraduate Society mental programs: STUDENT CUSTOMS OFFICER - Tutor For contact information see PROGRAM, Revenue Canada, JOBS...JOBS...JOBS... Salvation Army - Christmas Cheer posting or drop in to CES. RESEARCH AFFILIATE, Customs, Excise & Taxation (Dec Welcome to Jobs...Jobs...Jobs... Kettle Attendants Agriculture&Agri-Food Canada 2) This segment of Career Connec We Care HomeHealth Services - WILL YOU BE GRADUATING (Nov 25) tions will provide you with a brief Nurse Aides; Homemakers IN DECEMBER?? Geographic location: Customs listing of some of the jobs (with Centre for Management Solutions Geographic Locations: Research Border Services Offices across deadlines) currently available - Student Consultants Ifyou are an Alumni or a new Centres across Canada Canada through the Career Resources grad in December, you are still (Lethbridge: Research Station, • For those of you interested in Centre. For details on the applica INTERNATIONAL welcome to use the services of ADRI) B.C. or the Yukon, you can find a tion process, consult the job CES. We would be happy to Date: The department will begin separate posting on the Boards. boards located across from the The Japan Exchange and Teaching assist you with any aspect of accessing the inventory as early as • Positions are also available at Fresh Express in C section of Programme (JET) is based upon your job search and career Nov 25. Requests will be proc the border crossings in Alberta, University Hall. Other questions intensifying foreign language exploration. We also encourage essed throughout the year. ensure you have identified rel can be answered by Diane or Pat education in Japan and upon you to register with the Quick evant locations on your applica in CES (D610). promoting international exchange Resume Referral Service (QRS) ELIGIBILITY CRITERIA: tion at the local level. Ifyou are a to maximize your opportunities • Undergrad Research Affiliates - Official Languages: English, SUMMER - believe it or not... it's Canadian citizen who will hold a once you leave campus. academic program must require French or bilingual positions. supervised lab or field research as Dates: Managers may access the a condition of graduation. Re student inventory as early as search projects must be related to December 1, 1995. The actual I the student's current degree access date may vary by region ^xrrtyvwbSibri* CxrUe?tj& rp OWW\rh,srp^c\f\C program and contribute to devel oping specific knowledge and ELIGIBILITY CRITERIA: At Northwestern College of Chiropractic, we feel clinical sciences, diagnosis, X-ray, chiropractic therapeu research skills. • Post secondary studies consti strongly about the quality of education we provide tics, wellness care and practice management; tute a minimum requirement; to our 600 students and their preparedness for • Emphasis on clinical, hands-on education and experience; satisfying careers. • 11:1 student-to-faculty ratio, individual faculty attention, easy access to educational resources; As our 3,000 alumni know, we can provide • Clinical internships in 80+ Minnesota community clinics Womens basketball you with an educational experience featuring: and five College public clinics; (continued from page 15) • Extensive interdisciplinary clinical learning opportunities; • 55 years of expertise developing a well-rounded, • A research center known internationally and dedicated to grams, they will definitely play at a sistency, the team is more mature rigorous educational program integrating the basic and advancing chiropractic science and the profession; competitive level. with a shared style of leadership which gives way to balance and ex • Final term, full-time private practice internships globally; The usually walk-over Univer cellent team chemistry. On offense, • A beautiful 25-acre campus featuring leading-edge class sity of Saskatchewan Huskies are "Our increased potential of scoring rooms, science and methods labs, and clinic facilities; improved to a competitive level, and outside will be a noticeable differ • Career Services Office to assist graduates in job they may improve on last year's 3- ence," says coach Johnson. placement; 17 record. This forthcoming season The Horns begin play tomorrow • New state-of-the-art library to support education and promises to be one which depends evening against the University of research. on a teams ability to rebound after a Alberta Pandas. 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Bach to the 80s Cab with the 9{pV. 22nd Twisted Sisters N of Nursing & the Tic/fets $2 Motely Crues of Management Nov. 15th at the Zoo ! ! ! The i Schoenberg Band Tidtgts available at the Service Centre and the Zoo I NOVEMBER 14,1996 the Meliorist 9 B N T E R T A I N M E N T • N M E N T • E N T E R T A I T E R T A I N MEN T • E N E N T • E N T E R T A I N M Some Assembly Required needs no fixing By Bonnie Johnson home piece of work,poking holes golden boy who believes "it's a class again when these three get thirty years his senior. Since this Editor-in-Chief in the picture-perfect holiday terrible thing,living up to poten together on "flip chart visualiza is the first amateur production of season, with his barb-wire Charlie tials wish I never had any!" have tion.". the play, it is interesting to see Tired of sappy "Leave it to Brown tree and Christmas carols a classic big brother/little brother Simone Lyon, playing the how capably these students handle Beaver" Christmas shows,but by gunpoint. relationship that many viewers mother who would rather hide out playing characters that are nor you need a good laugh? Want to Nominated for the Governor- will have experienced and recog in her room than face disappoint mally reserved for much older support Canadian talent AND General's Award in 1995, it nize. (Walter reminds me of ments in life, has a subtle way of actors. I think that Mr. Stickland, your school? incorporates dry,dark humor with Pongo's owner in 101 Dalmations. adding meaning to a seemingly who will be here for the local run, Then go sec Some Assembly the one holiday that wc put so He should have the job, not Jeff innocuous phrase like, "Where's will be very impressed with what Required, running from Nov. 19 much pressure on to bring Daniels! ) The characters them Taffy, Walter?" that immediately he sees, as will those lucky to 23 at 8 pm in the Experimental peace,love and togetherness within selves are funny, especially conjures up images of a fluffy enough to catch a performance. Theatre. Written by Saskatch the family. It also brings to light Gordon with his eggnog made blonde in a pink angora twin set Tickets are $6.50 for students/ ewan playwright Eugene how often it misses the mark. with "eggs, rum, and nutmeg" (no that made me cringe. Fred Hillyer, seniors and $9.50 for the general Stickland (great province!), it's a The actors bring a special milk!?!). playing a retired barbed-wire public and are available through hilarious look at a "typical" quality to this play that make it Their over-the-top sister Stacy salesman who has an obsession of the Theatre Box Office (329- Canadian family. Strickland has enjoyable. Walter (played by (Allyson Smith) is totally uninhib order and control in his life, does a 2616). Don't forget though that written a wonderfully witty and Mike Flewwelling) the overcom- ited and Smith plays Stacy for full great male Bull Elk call (you have seats in the Experimental Theatre sometimes painfully close-to- pensating older brother and comic effect. Management to hear it!) as well as an impres are limited, buy your ticket(s) Gordon (Michael Fenton) the students will feel like they're in sive job of playing a man some early to avoid disappointment. Rocking the Zoo on November 22 "The JSB is a vocal-driven, pop- acoustic cassette in 1994. Jessica is a perennial favorite for the band's tricity and is very at home behind a set professionalism, and are sure to put on rock band with an electric edge. Raw received three ARIA nominations "Most Intoxicating" award. It's of drums. a great show. electric guitar and a prominent, based on the strength of its success. difficult to explain his musical The JSB's sound, vocally, has been Tickets are available at the Zoo, funky rhythm section add a unique Having since ventured into the world nuances save for the fact that he is an compared with the likes of Amanda and are just $2 each. The show will be twist to Schoenbcrg's compelling of POP/ROCK, Jessica and her band accomplished voyeur and such Marshall and Melissa Etheridge. The great. .. see you there! voice and driving acoustic guitar just released their debut, self-titled CD intimate knowledge inevitably band themselves are full of energy and techniques. Imaginative song in January of 1996. marinates the personality. Formative writing and the knack for finding a Despite her 5' nothing, diminutive good hook, go hand in hand with appearance, Jessica has a gutsy and years under the AJ JSB's original style." powerful voice. Her song writing wings of local #M»M^*- # The Jessica Schoenberg Band talent and funky energy as a performer pyschedelos and a will be rocking the Zoo on Novem make for a great live experience, and a strong hockey ... ir ... ':<> >.
Shawn Schroter decided to reshoot a couple of Screen,' and it should have gone Movie Mill Listings - ;„ Staff Writer scenes in this film in order to directly to video. It doesn't have SHOWTIMES IN EFFECT: Friday ()ct.25 - Thursday Oct. 31 £ >"<*_- ] make Matthew McConaughey's monstrous special effects like A film which is an hour and a part larger. Director Howard 'Independence Day' or precise JACK£PG)1:30; 4:10; 7:10; 9:30 Franklin has made a bland direction like any of Martin Robin Williams gives his best performance as Jack. half long,focusing on a man and an elephant sounds like sheer comedy,with only a couple of Scorcese's films. To be honest.it MAXIMUM RISK (M) 4:15; 9:45 Violence throughout. torture.especially when most of lively moments.all of which are doesn't even seem like director Jean-Claude Van Damme stars in this action-thriller. the jokes involve the elephant provided by Bill Murray. Howard Franklin was trying at After Jack Corcoran(Bill all when he made this film. FLY AWAY HOME (PG) 1:35; 7:15 The best family film of the year! sitting on things. Not even Bill Murray could pull of a film like Murray) discovers that his long Someone should have told him THE CHAMBER(MM:20: 4:05; 7:00; 9:25 Violent this. His deadpan wit enhances lost father has died.he goes to that the only way to make a Scenes. Gene Hackman & Chris O'Donnell star. an otherwise terrible film.but collect his inheritance. Apparently comedy with lackluster jokes is that isn't enough. If one looks his father bestowed him his to let the actors try to spice up A VERY BRADY SEOUEL(PG) 1:45; 6:50 closely one will notice that there elephant. Corcoran decides to sell the jokes. The more everything changes, the more they stay the same. are only two types of humor in the elephant to the San Diego Zoo, Janeane Garofalo, who is this film. The first type focuses but has no way of transporting the TIN CUP (M) 1:20; 9:40 normally quite funny,isn't on either Bill Murray,or the elephant from Maryland to allowed to make any jokes BULLETPROOF(M) 9:45 Coarse and language & Violent Scenes. elephant knocking things over. California. He comes across a whatsoever. Matthew The second type of humor is psychotic trucker (Matthew McConaughey, on the other INDEPENDENCE DAYfPG) 1:15; 4:00; 6:45; 9:35 derived from the fact that any McConaughey),an obnoxious zoo hand, gets the opportunity to Not suitable for Young children. film which involves a man and worker(Janeane Garofalo),and a make at least fifty jokes,all of THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME(PG) 1:40; an elephant is bound to be beautiful circus performer (Linda which fall flat. Howard Franklin contrived. It must be hard to Fiorentino). Why Linda Fiorentino did for this film what Jim Jones 4:25 Disney. think up situations which could would appear in a 'comedy' is a did for the Guyana massacre. A TIME TO KILLfM) 4:00; 6:45 Violent scenes. possibly involve a man and an mystery.since she is well known Had he been more of a director, elephant. To make matters for her dramatic performances. this tragedy may have been PHENOMENON(PG) 6:55; 9:30 worse,the producers of this film There isn't any reason for averted. 381-MILL seeing this film on the 'Big 1710-MAYOR MAGRATH DRIVE SOUTH
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It was the Appropriately ending with select few that truly experienced could not stay, for it added another perfect way to prime a full house "Cover OfThe Rolling Stone," "The Art of Zen". For those of dimension to the dance floor. of fans awaiting Ray Sawyer and Dr.Hook wrapped up a short but you who missed it, "The Art of The whole show started at company. "Mike Tyson is one of energetic set of tunes before Zen" was a group of DJ's that 7:00pm with a spectacular light the most original opening acts calling it a night. The crowd came down to show off their show to the theme of "Termina I've ever had," was Sawyer's wasn't about to let the doctor off art(music). "Zen" is the name of tor." Things started to pick up reaction to Saturday's main event. that easy. Persistent chanting was the club that they helped start and around 9:00pm as more people Shortly after Tyson took his the remedy used to draw the band continue to play at for the time started to arrive. At first the beating.the big screen hiding the back for a five song encore, before being. Hence the name, "The Art general reaction by most seemed stage at Doc Holliday's was heading out on the highway. of Zen." to be "What is this?" but, after a raised,making room for Dr. Hook. Rock n' roll hippie veteran,Ray Kelly (aka KIK), a DJ from while, they could not resist the The band opened with their hippie Sawyer,Dr. Hook's front Los Angeles, has been in Edmon calling of the dance floor. Once on anthem "I Was Stoned And I mannings as well now as in 1969. ton getting "Zen" up and run the dance floor you felt like you Missed It," followed by a few Vocals ranging from the smooth ning. Kelly says that Edmonton were in another world. The smoke earlier numbers from the days of "When you're in love with a is a hotbed for Rave's. A "rave" machine gave the dance floor a the "Medicine Show." beautiful woman.it's hard" to the is a type of cabaret where a mystical look while the bass that The crowd ranging in age from comically perverted spew of dozen or more DJ's get together surrounded you provoked you to about 18 to 60, was one of the "Everybody's kissing each and cut music all night long. This dance and slowly entrust yourself most enthusiastic bar-room other.brother with sister.son with is not your average dance music. its constant beat. crowds I have ever been a part of. mother.smear my body up with In fact at most raves you will not Overall, I personally loved all Never have I experienced such butter,take me to the Freaker's hear one top 40 song. And if you the special effects and the DJ's did enthusiasm in Lethbridge. From Ball," have inspired an array of do, it will be contorted in such a an awesome job with the music. It the ring of the first note to the last musicians ranging from Hank way that you never thought was unfortunate that more people couple of lines of the closing Williams to Marilyn Manson. possible. The sound is reminis did not show up, and that more number, "Sylvia's Mother," the Having contributed almost 30 cent of "Electric Circus" on people did not dance, for it would audience cheered loudly, slugged years to the music Much Music. have increased the experience a back drinks.and danced wherever industry,working with talent from Not only did the group from rave creates and is popular for. a spot could be found. almost all genres.Ray Sawyer Edmonton,which consisted of PJ The next time a similar event is About half way into their (partial alias "Dr. Hook") still the DJ, Trevor (the Earl of Zen) held, I recommend it to all those set.the band played more of their remains as down to earth now as and Kelly (aka KIK), bring their who love dance music. If there is a contemporary style music that just the day he picked up his first talent, but they also brought an next time, I hope to see you there, doesn't do the 70's justice. Not guitar. Regarding his 4 extra 6000 watts of bass, a voice and on the dance floor. one deeply moved by 70's pop music.Sawyer simply says T still culture, seeing the original artists don't understand what the fuss is playing "Sharing The Night all about. To me, it's just music." Together" and "Only Sixteen" live Unlike their opening act didn't exactly bring me to tears. It (Tyson).Dr. Hook seemed pleased was, however, very impressive. with the evening's outcome.
There will be a fan bus going to watch the Horns destroy the Calgary Dinos on Saturday, November 23. It will cost $20 per person. Refreshments will be available on the bus, but you can bring your own. There is a sign-up sheet at the Meliorist 'JSU166) for anyone interested. It will be first come, first serve. For further informa K tion contact Stephen at the Meliorist or phone 329-2334. O D < IWPWWSSWSSJ CT rra playlist
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Grady Manson, last before the game ended to make the score 8-3 disciplined penalty only seconds before the fed it to O'Rourkc, who buried it for his sec month's Canada West-WHL Graduate of the in favour of the Horns. Craig Anderson (with contribution by Jay Zaal) goal. The referee disallowed the goal, and ond goal ofthe game. Only 28 seconds later Month, scored to give Brandon something scored on a great setup by Darren Duncalfe. the game remained scoreless. O'Rourkc continued to work his magic. to cheer about besides the trip home. Unfor For Brandon, the best part of the game was They must have had rubies on their On the ensuing power play, Travis O'Rourkc stole the puck from one of the tunately for the Bobcats, they then took an the sound of the buzzer to end the third pe skates and been clicking their heels, because Kelln's point shot was deflected by Jarret Brandon players, walked around the defense, other bad penalty as Darren Duncalfe took a riod. the U of L hockey team proved there's no Zukiwsky. Steve O'Rourkc picked up the and beat Ryder like a rented mule, complet run at Zukiwsky. The Horns' coach and players were ob place like home in a 9-3 thrashing of the rebound and put it home to give the Horns ing the natural hat trick and giving the Horns Zukiwsky had the last laugh though. viously pleased with their effort in the game. Brandon Bobcats. the lead. a commanding 3-0 lead. Gatto passed the puck out front to Kelln, who "We went hard tonight," said Horns The Pronghorns combined for three Just a minute before the first period While still short a man, Carpenter got was stopped by Ryder. Zukiwsky picked up defenseman Clay Awe, who chipped in with power play goals and three shorthanded ended, the Horns' Mike Krooshoop received revenge on Ryder as he undressed him on a the puck and slid in the rebound for a 7-1 three helpers. "We really helped out goals as they put on a special teams clinic a Ave minute major for cross-checking, leav breakaway goal destined for the highlight lead. The Horns outshot the Bobcats 12-8 in Nessman on defense." at the Nicholas Sheran Arena on Friday. ing the Bobcats with a tremendous opportu reel. To add insult to injury, Zukiwsky got a the second, but more importantly outscored Coach Ron Kraft agreed. "Nessman Debb Carpenter had an excellent op nity heading into the second period. The breakaway as he came out ofthe penalty box. them 6-1 in their best offensive period ofthe was solid, especially in the first period. We've portunity just two minutes into the frame. Pronghorns outshot the Bobcats 11-8 in a He popped it off the crossbar and in to give season. been consistent for two or three games in a Greg Gatto threaded a beautiful pass to seemingly defensive battle. the Horns a 5-0 lead. In the third, Brandon's power play actu row. Our specialty teams were really great Carpenter, who went in alone on Bobcats' The Bobcats came out in a flurry in the The Horns scored four goals in three ally scored instead of being scored upon. tonight." goalie Colin Ryder. However, the puck de second period with the help of the five- minutes as they put on a show for the home Manson netted his second ofthe game in an Nessman was humble about his per flected off his pad, and the game remained minute power play. But they could not find town fans. The scoring outburst frustrated the attempt to stop the bleeding. formance. "I felt more confident. The defense scoreless. The penalties continued, and a way to beat Nessman and the Pronghorn Bobcats, as they started to take some bad But about a minute and a half later, played really well. I only had to stop the first Horns' goaltender Ryan Nessman was penalty-killers. The major was killed off, and penalties. Zukiwsky completed his trick on a beautiful shot." forced to make a couple of brilliant stops the lead was preserved. Shortly after the Dean Rowland took yet another bad feed from Richardson. The Horns then ended Steve O'Rourke was ecstatic. to keep the Bobcats off the board. penalty was killed off, Zukiwsky took a dou penalty, this time for charging. On the power their goal scoring display when Sheldon "There must have been a full moon tonight. Finally, one of the goose eggs was ble minor for cross-checking and unsports play, Awe sent Ken Richardson in on a Szmata was fed a perfect pass by Chris I got the breaks tonight that I wasn't getting eliminated when the 'Cats scored with about manlike conduct for arguing with the call. breakaway. He made no mistake as he went Leroux. Ryder stopped the first shot, but in previous games." three minutes left in the period. However, The call seemed to inspire the Horns, as five-hole on Ryder to continue the onslaught. Szmata banged in the rebound. The victory put the Horns two At the 14:20 mark, Brandon finally Brandon managed to score another goal games over .500 with a 6-4-1 record. Streaky Horns blast Brandon again By Terry Holick the five-hole of 'Cats goaltender Colin Ryder, cut into the Horns' lead. Zukiwsky tried to tip it in. The puck trickled We played stionger defensively than last night, Staff Writer who saw a lot of rubber this weekend. Two minutes later, a bad line change by right to Heilman, and he had nothing but net. but once they got the jump on us, we had trou I with contribution by Jay Zaal) The first period ended with the Horns up Brandon led to a nice breakaway pass from 5-2 was the final. The Bobcats were re ble coming back. 2-0. Lethbridge outshot Brandon 13-3 as they Jarret Zukiwsky to Richardson, who promptly lieved to hear the roar of the engine and the "We had trouble generating any offense. After ending a long losing streak two dominated opening frame. put it through the legs of Ryder to regain the smell of diesel as their bus warmed up to take But give Lethbridge credit," Webber added. weekends, the Horns won yet again on Sat In the second period, Ian Lampshire took three-goal margin. The Horns outshot the Bob them back home. They played well defensively. They kept us urday, increasing their winning streak to three a slashing penalty at the 5:56 mark. On the cats 14-11 in the period. Horns' coach Ron Kraft thought the week away from the front ofthe net, making it hard with a 5-2 victory over Brandon. power play, Travis Kelln blasted a shot at the Five minutes into the third, Peter Jas made end allowed the team to regain their confi to generate any scoring opportunities." The Bobcats were still licking their point. The shot somehow found its way to the a nifty move around the defense and put one dence. 'The defense looked pretty good for The Horns are now in tie for first place wounds from the beating they took the night back of the net to give the Horns a 3-0 lead. past Nessman to cut the lead to two. But from the third game in a row. We had a bad second with Calgary in the Western Division of the before, when Sheldon Szmata picked up right Lethbridge goaltender Ryan Nessman then on Nessman shut the door on the Brandon (period), we were too complacent. The week Canada West. The Horns will play the Uni where he left off on Friday. Szmata scooped then took over. Nessman turned away shot af scorers. end gave us a chance to feel good about our versity of Alberta Golden Bears in a good old up the puck from behind the net and slid it ter shot in the second, including a brilliant But the Horns are not finished in their of selves again." provincial rivalry this Saturday at 7:00 p.m. through the goalie and in. Only 40 seconds glove save on a Brandon two-on-one. But fensive barrage. On one of the 20 shots by the Brandon assistant coach Bryan Webber and on Sunday at 6:30 p.m. at the Nicholas later, Mike Krooshoop directed a shot at the Nessman proved to be human, as the 'Cats' Horns in the period, Dan Heilman made no gave Lethbridge full credit for the victory. Sheran Arena. net. Ken Richardson tipped the puck through Chris Wielgosh scored on the power play to mistake. Richardson fired it from the slot, and "They came out strong, but we battled back.
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Most people Pete North Stars 14 pts black belt, which he got just six months lose before they get in the match," says Joly. The Bangers 13 pts ago, and has won numerous champion "With judo, it isn't size," Joly adds. "Tech Black Lightning 12 pts ships in his twelve plus years of judo. nique and speed are more important." He Individual Team 0 pts Joly won the 1995 Canadian National wants to get so good that can "do throws with North Western Division Exhibition, won silvers at the Canadian and US Nationals out thinking about them." Team Calabria 20 pts in 1994, and has won five consecutive provincials. Joly got involved in judo because his par Huskies 15 pts Born in Edmonton, Joly has lived in Lethbridge for about ents wanted him to avoid hockey. "My par Return of the Red Eye 12 pts 15 years. It was in Lethbridge that he began judo and met ents wanted to keep me away from hockey," Whaling Woodies 6 pts Sensei Yosh Senda, with whom Joly has trained from the says Joly. "I didn't like it at first. After a while, Thunder 5 pts beginning of his judo career. "He's like a father," says Joly. it just became something I did." Rink Rats 2 pts Joly says the competition hasn't really changed since His goals as far as judo are concerned are Scoring Race he has come to the U of L from the Lethbridge Judo Club- simple. "I'll try to go as far as possible. If J. Robertson T Calabria 40 pts he still trains with the same people and goes to the same that doesn't work out, I'll worry about J. Watts T. Calabria 36 pts tournaments as before. He just faces black belts now, which school." W. Filipenko T.Calabria 29 pts makes competition a little tougher. And the phys-ed major (continued on page 15) More experienced men's basketball team ready for playoff run by Duane Dunstan resulting in our ability to use season and will be able to get in potential for a tremendous scoring starters, and UBC has lost two of Staff Writer situational players," says coach around 10 minutes a game. punch, health and consistency its best players. This by no Dave Crook. On the veteran side of the remain key factors. "Both Orr and means translates into a cake After an 8-12 season last year The Horns are pleased with the bench, the Horns welcome back Rollingson are playing on an walk for the Horns. and missing the playoffs by a presence of two new rookie scoring pillars Barnaby Cradock injured leg and we can't afford to "The key to play this year single game, the University of players who have already made an and Tim Rollingson at the guard lose either of them if we are going will be who can win early and Lethbridge men's Prorighorn impact. Bob White is a rookie position. Jared Heidinger, Chris to win," emphasizes Crook. gain confidence. Just because basketball team appears ready for guard who played some time at Orr, and John Tschritter return to The style of play for this year's some other teams in the confer a legitimate shot at a playoff spot. Mount Royal College and has their usual post positions, creating team can be described as transi ence have lost talent, they all The growth of several veteran already solidified a starting a tremendously strong inside tional with solid half-court play. have such strong programs that players, the solid play of rookies, position. "Bob has played a lot of game. The defense has also been notches there will be no easy victories," and somewhat of a talent drain basketball and is really doing The injury and return of 6' 10" above that of previous years. A says coach Crook. around the Canada West all some good things for us", remarks big man Orr has resulted in third key to the Horns attack will be the With the Horns at home for contribute to an increased chance Crook. year forward Heidinger picking up strength of their inside-outside the first two weeks of the season, of success for this year's Horns Coach Crook has always his game to an unprecedented game, which figures to give there is definitely an opportunity team. followed a policy that if the young level throughout the pre-season. opposing coaches a great deal of to jump out to an early lead in "Last year we were overa- are ready to play, they'll play. "He's really been great. If we concern. the conference. Be sure to be in chievers and somewhat inexperi Enter rookie Chris Wylde from could have both Heidinger and On- Around the league there has attendance as the Horns open the enced. This year we have a wider local Emmanuel Christian High scoring, we're going to be tough been somewhat of a talent drain. season Friday at 8:15 p.m. breath of talent and a deep bench School. Wylde has demonstrated to beat," says Crook. Calgary has lost pivot starters, against the U of A Golden Bears. who can do different things, his ability throughout the pre While the Horns have the Alberta and Victoria have lost four Wear blue and gold, scream your head off, and support your team. Player of the week Forward Steve O'Rourkc ofth'c Pronghorn hockey (cam 'here will be u fun bus going to watch the Horns destroy Ihe Calgary Dinos on Saturday. November 23. It will cost S20 has been named as the Ace Hardware "Ace of the Week" for his p per person. Refreshments will be available on the bus. but you ean bring your own. There is a sign-up sheet at the against the Brandan Bobcats. O'Rourke had a natural hat trick in Fridf leliorist (SU166) for anyone interested. It will be first come, first serve. Tor further information contact Stephen at the win over the Bobcats, scoring the first three uoals of the name. Meliorist or phone 329-2334.
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TUES NOV 19/96 8:08PM F^sriacess Car F"un C7 sal «»•-»•» NOVEMBER 14,1996 the Meliorist 15 S P O R T S S O R T S • S P O R T S • S P O R T S 0 R T S S P O R T S S n I r ? oS # S P ° R T S * S P O R T S • S I r S • 5 P O R 1 s • S P O R T S S P 0 R T S • S P O R SP O RT S P O R T S ; S P o R T S S P O R T S • S P O R T S • S P O R S by Duane Dunstan Women's basketball team gets blanked in Montana Game One With five minutes left on the Staff Writer night, the Horns were looking to stemming from the previous Northen Montana 67 clock the Horns gave up several slip out with a win and finish 1-1 night's loss," said forward Krista Lethbridge 61 offensive rebounds which trans for the weekend. However, the In their final series ofthe Robson. This Friday evening game was lated into an unfortunate five point Pronghorns came out somewhat exhibition season, the University Unable to play inspired characterized by the back and loss. flatfooted, as Northern took an basketball, the Horns lost by a 20 of Lethbridge Pronghorn forth play of both teams, with the "It was disappointing to lead early lead from which the Horns points. women's basketball team lead changing 12 times. The Horns most of the game and loss with would not recover. Citing defen This up coming weekend travelled to Havre, Montana, stuck to a game plan of solid five minutes left," said forward sive execution as a major problem, gives the Horns an opportunity to over the weekend for two games defense, as they got through the Crystal Kain the Horns had trouble getting utilize the experiences gained in against the always tough oppositions' screens and contested through the opposition screens as the pre-season to come away with Northern Montana State Univer every shot. Game Two several shots went uncontested. two wins from the University of sity. Northern Montana State "I was really very impressed Northen Montana 92 "We really demonstrated a lack Alberta Pandas. University is a dominating team with our defense and it some of Lethbridge 70 of mental preparation, possibly who are consistently in the top the best we've played all pre 10 in their given league. season," said Johnson. In a rematch of the previous Men's basketball squad wraps up exhibition play by Duane Dunstan However, after a few adjust had an opportunity to win. Alberta Golden Bear this coming get back on home court and play in Staff Writer ments the Horns came out on in the "This is a team we could have weekend. front of our hometown fans," said second half, outscoring Western by definitely beat, but we really didn't "It's going to be great to finally an eager Heidinger. In the last weekend of exhibi a margin of 54-30. "We just got our deserve to win the way we played," tion play, the men's Pronghorn bas legs and used our speed to out play said Crook. ketball team was on the road once them," remarked coach Dave again- travelling to Havre, Mon Crook. Game Three tana for three games against a va Jared Heidinger put up another Lethbridge 77 riety of tough American teams. outstanding pre-season performance Carroll College 82 This exhibition series would be the by leading the Horns with 28 points The third game in three days was final opportunity of the Horns to and 10 rebounds. "It was really a against a fresh Carroll College team iron out any wrinkles in their play good win for us. We showed com who are well know for their solid, and solidify their team chemistry. posure and came from behind for a disciplined style of play. The Horns decisive victory on the road," said were down by five points at the half, Game One Heidinger. but came back to even the game Lethbridge 104 early in the second half. The two Western 92 Game Two teams traded baskets until the three This game was played on Lethbridge 72 minute mark when the Horns fatigue Thursday night after a five hour Montana Tech 82 began to show and Carroll executed bus ride for the Horns. Western This was a game of foul trouble their plays to win the game by a came out on fire, playing in their and missed opportunities for the close five points. Seats are Limited home court for the first time and Horns. Missing 11 free throws, five This series marks the end of ex opened up a 17 point lead at the layups, and committing 30 fouls to hibition play as the Horns look for half. the oppositions' six, the Horns still ward to facing the University of New season appears promising for women's basketball by Duane Dunstan throughout the season," remarks rimeter shooting should open up the Staff Writer Johnson. inside game for two of the best This season the Horns welcome power forwards in the Canada West. This year's women's Pronghorn five new faces to the team. Rookies Guard Joanne Clark is also taking Travel CUTS has the best deals on flights home for the basketball team kicks off the new Alex Young, Jen Duff, Patti form as a regular starter. Other vet holidays, but they're going fast. Some Christmas Canada West season Friday, No Balderson, Shannon Selmser, and erans who will make an impact are vember 15 with high hopes and ex Chris Bekkering are all looking to Krista Robson, Anne Trenholm, flights are already full! Reserve your seat NOW pectations. After going a disap become a valued part ofthe program Crystal McPherson, and Jan pointing 7-13 last year and miss and contribute each game. The new MacLellan. *f TRAVELCUTS for maximum value and ing the playoffs by a single game, Horns are all guards who add to a Around the league, there is no £^ VOYAGES CAMPUS n M-I-. The Student Travel Expert* tleXlDlilty. the women's team appears to be much deeper bench than previous one real dominant team this year, but #105,1414 Kensington RdNW poised for a successful season in years. rather four or five teams with a le Calgary Orxd aid operate bj lit Also of note is the return of for gitimate chance to finish first. The IGFS which they will definitely be in 403-531-2070 playoff contention. With new em ward Crystal Kain who comes back University of Alberta is the team phasis on zone defense and outside to the team after a two year hiatus. with the most returning "impact" perimeter shooting, coach Dori "She adds a very competitive edge players, and is perhaps leading the g^g^ Johnson feels that consistency is to the team who is unbelievably pack in terms of potential. Victoria the key to success. quick, and is just a real smart bas and Calgary are both teams who "There's really a lot more ketball player," says Johnson. have lost some key players, but due parody in the league this year, so Returning to the Horns are to the strength of their given pro it's not a matter of who's the best, proven veterans Deb Hubbard and but who is the most consistent team Kym Foley. The Horns strong pe (continued on page 7) (continued from page 15) Basketball Buddas 3 pts The Vipers 0 pts REQUIRE FAMILY ACCOMMODATION? Blue Whales Opts Patrick Division M.Ward T.Calabria 29 pts 1, 2 & 3 BEDROOM FAMILY TOWNHOMES Zero Opts The Chiefs 18 pts D.Reeves T.Calabria 25 pts AFFORDABLE J. Boyko Chiefs 24 pts Floor Hockey Young Offenders 15 pts Dirty Dozen 12 pts EQUIPPED WITH STOVE, REFRIGERATOR C Ressler T. Calabria 23 pts Adams Division 15 ts The Shockers 6 pts WINDOW COVERINGS K. Vandegraff Bangers 22 pts Huskies P The Jagermeisters 6 pts INCLUDES UTILITIES, SATELLITE T.V. M. 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Bag (hem at Service Centre! we're going down. Jammin' Jocclyn want to see Jane Goodall? Buy your & Diamond D. Wed & Fri - 8am ticket! She's here on Nov 26. $7/ Jen: Guess ycr gonna hafta give in to get Mel you are an angel I am glad you are Join the investment club on Mon, Nov CKUL. students! yer surprise. Hopefully Friday's the day.- sooo short; who would I use as an arm 18 al 6 p.m..SU Ballroom B to hear a You know who rest? Love your 8 yr. Bud. community leader speak on finances. All I0)We know that you are a couple 3 cynical blondes: You talk the talk, but welcome. Drinks provided. but do you have to dress the same. Be blondes don't walk...they spend too 4)FIashdance was 14 yrs ago, let the To all the girls who stiffed us at the cab- an individual not a carbon copy! D. much time on their backs-Rattler legwarmers rest in peace. Everyone is Thanks for the blue balls-Easter Egg. 7)It's cool to wear vintage, but make (Blonde that runs the paper note: Be begging you! A. sure it i.s old enough to be vintage! E. 1 l)People it's university, we know sure your words are sweet as honey for Attention to all hockey fans: Fan Bus!! you have your freedom, but we have you may have to eat them one day!) A. Girl- Are you sure you can trust two Fan Bus!! The bus goes to see the Horns CPR equipment on sale in the Atrium the right not to be offended. E. sailors in your port? vs Calgary on Sat., Nov. 23. $20/person, Nov 27-28, presented by NURSES Selma: Grunting,groaning or growling- sign-up at the Meliorist. UNDERGRAD SOCIETY. FREE Chubby Chopper: Classic pick-up- aren't there any men turned on by my Taz you are awesome: thanks for all BLOOD PRESSURE WITH PUR Either way, I'm going to have you wild side? Luv Patty your time & effort-see you at the cab- Ruby: You wanted to know about the CHASE. tonight, you might as well be there! from the little, short girl and red! 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