5 May 2019

Dancing queenqueen Oti Mabuse on her future at Strictly

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C5ontents May 2019 Fashion 4 Get this! The things This week’s must-haves 8 Focus they say... Get back to basics with natural “Knowing is not enough; feel-good fabrics we must apply. Willing is 10 Pale and interesting not enough; we must do” Lighten up your summer look with Johann Wolfgang von neutral shades 32 In the closet Goethe (1749-1832) Entrepreneur Meg Mathews reveals her style secrets Lifestyle 31 Paradise found Discover colonial luxury, spectacular scenery and tropical vibes in dazzling Antigua 40 Victoria’s best Victoria Gray leads the pack with the prettiest picnic accessories 42 Interiors Pick cool white accessories and fabrics for a light and airy look 46 Food 10 46 An easy seasonal menu that’s a joy to make – and tuck into 58 My favourite photo 38 Agony aunt 51 Wine American musician Moby shares By Jane O’Gorman and Dr Rosemary Leonard Jamie Goode sips fabulous fizz from France a treasured snapshot 54 Hot off the press and England Gripping reads you won’t want to put down 52 Gardens 57 Fiction Alan Titchmarsh has big ideas for the patio Regulars A short story by novelist Kate Hamer with marvellous mini fruit trees 7 First look 59-74 Switch on The hottest tickets in town The week on TV and radio 18-21 Beauty 75 Mindy Hammond People For smooth as silk skin, try out the most As the girls cram for exams, our columnist 22 Life as I know it effective hair removal methods, plus gets full marks for being a caring mum With TV presenter Anthea Turner the latest beauty must-haves 77 Stars 24 Oti Mabuse 36 Health Russell Grant predicts your week The Strictly star is living the dream as a Meet the brave Wheelchair Doctor who 78 The £1,000 crossword dance professional, judge and mentor but went back to work as a hospital medic after Pit your wits against our prize puzzle, plus

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Editor Margaret Hussey Art Director Greg Anderson Supplements Picture Editor Karen Vowles Picture Editor Sarah White On the cover: Dress, £480, Production Editor Jan Brierley Features Editor Anna Trapmore Lifestyle Director Victoria Gray Commissioning Editor and Hansine (hansineshop.co.uk); Beauty Editor Laura Mulley Fashion Editor Antonia Kraskowski Deputy Fashion Editor Rivkie Baum Literary Editor Charlotte Heathcote necklace, £95, Rae Feather Feature Writer Kirsten Jones Group Fashion Assistant Katy Gale Chief Sub Editor Jennifer Wignall Sub Editors Bridget Rowan, (01280 848277, raefeather.com) Catrina Walker, Mia Bolton Junior Picture Researcher Maya Bedford This page: Dress, £180, Rae Feather S Magazine is published by Express Newspapers, Second Floor, Northern & Shell (as before); hoop earrings, £140, Building, 10 Lower Thames Street, London EC3R 6EN. © Express Newspapers 2019 Chalk Jewellery (thechalkhouse.com)

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There’s something for every budget in this week’s must-have selection Compiled by Laura Mulley

STUD CHARM Vase, £59.95, PICTURE THIS Audenza PEN E-PL9 camera, £579.99, (0116 TWO WHEELS GOOD Olympus (00800 6596 7873, 298 6393, Caferacer city bike, £419, Made x Veloretti (0344 257 1888, made.com) shop.olympus.eu) audenza.com)

CHOCS AWAY Personalised chocolate cup, £19.99, Getting HANDLE WITH CARE Personal (0845 Stoneware mug, £9.50, 217 6382, SPOT ON Beaumonde (01202 707770, gettingpersonal. Giant dominoes, £45, Sunnylife beaumonde.co.uk) co.uk) (uk.sunnylife.com)

THE BEAT GOES ON FINE PRINT TIME FOR REFLECTION Beats by Dre Powerbeats Pro Christelle Liberty print iPhone HEX APPEAL Compact mirror, £15, Olivia wireless earphones, £219.95, XR case, £39.95, Tech 21 Fox & Ivy hexagonal mirror, £15, Burton (oliviaburton.com) Apple (apple.com/uk) (020 3301 7699, tech21.com) Tesco (0800 323 4040, tesco.com)

4 S MAGAZINE ★ 5 MAY 2019 CEREAL THRILLERS SPICE OF LIFE GEE WHIZZ Sara Miller Tahiti set of four cereal TO HAVE AND TO HOLD Bacardi spiced Copper stand mixer, £174.99, VonShef bowls, £61.95, Annabel James (0345 Picnic basket, £15, Flying rum, £15.99, (0161 833 5442, vonshef.com) 548 0210, annabeljames.co.uk) Tiger (uk.flyingtiger.com) nationwide

PLASTIC FANTASTIC Stay Wild Swim bikini top and bottoms made from recycled plastic, £70 BOX CLEVER each, SOLE SISTERS Emma Bridgewater set of three Selfridges and Shoes, £62, Office (0845 melamine containers, £36, Amara staywildswim. 058 0777, office.co.uk) (0800 587 7645, amara.com) com

COCKTAIL HOUR GREEN AND PLEASANT Lyza set of four cocktail glasses, Bag, £16, Tu Clothing (0800 £45, Sweetpea & Willow (0345 257 636262, sainsburys.co.uk) 2627, sweetpeaandwillow.com)

LOVE IS IN THE AIR Oh, L’Amour reed diffuser, £60, Acqua di Parma (0121 796 9009, WAX LYRICAL TAKE THE BISCUIT acquadiparma. Rapeseed and sox wax candles, £48 Gold-plated biscuit necklaces, £50 each, Lily com) each, Evermore (evermorelondon.com) Charmed (01753 424160, lilycharmed.com)

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TheRe for you, all Ways first look by Kirsten Jones TRY New to London, Yeo Valley Café brings food from the farm to the city. The organic dairy producer opens its Bayswater eaterie on Saturday and will serve hearty dishes for breakfast and lunch. Turn up early for a plate VISIT of organic eggs or a Coombe Farm bacon butty, Plenty of flowers, food and family fun can be enjoyed at the RHS or choose from lunch treats Malvern Spring Festival. From Thursday to Sunday, the Three Counties such as the Holt Farm rare Showground will host spectacular show gardens, green living spaces roast beef sandwich. For and child-friendly crafts. You can buy blooms from hand-picked more information or to nurseries in the floral marquee or drop by the Flower Talk Theatre to check out some sample hear from special guests Jo Whiley and Monty Don – plus Raymond menus online, see Blanc and John Torode will be cooking with food from the garden. yeovalley.co.uk. Tickets from £21. Call 01684 584924 or see rhsmalvern.co.uk. GO TO DO For a dose of furry fun, head to Byron Burger is on the DogFest 2019 – the UK’s biggest final leg of its Jurassic day out for dogs and their Park adventure, inviting owners. There are jaw-dropping fans of the dinosaur canine displays, awesome movies to a roarsome activities from flyball to the dinner experience. Book Big Dog Dig, plus shopping for a table to see Jurassic pets and people. Expect talks Park III at the Newcastle from Supervet Noel Fitzpatrick restaurant on May 21, and Crufts host Clare Balding, followed by Birmingham and sign up your pup to win and Beak Street in prizes at the Fun Dog Show. The London on May 22 and festival begins at Knebworth 23. Tickets are £25 House in Hertfordshire next and include a B-Rex weekend and visits Tatton Park (beef) burger with in Cheshire and Ashton Court loaded onion rings Estate in Bristol in June. To and a drink. Visit gifts. book, see dog-fest.co.uk. byronhamburgers.com.

MUST HAVE Delve into JRR Tolkien’s past, get your Line Of Duty fix and discover new music Tolkien Line Of Duty: Series Five Head On The Tracks Former Skins star Nicholas In the latest gripping Singer/songwriter Trevor Hoult takes the lead in series, the team faces its Drury proves he’s one to this biopic drama about toughest anti-corruption watch on this debut single. the Lord Of The Rings case. When three officers The former model shows author JRR Tolkien. We die in a heist, AC-12 closes off his super-smooth discover how his tales in on the gang leader. vocals and distinctive took shape, inspired by Starring Vicky McClure, piano on Head On The friendships, love and war. series five is out on DVD Tracks – a powerful coming- It’s in cinemas now. tomorrow for £24.99. of-age song that’s out now.

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1. Raffia hat, £85, Hush (hush-uk.com)

2. Belted shorts, £26, Dorothy Perkins (0344 984 0261, dorothyperkins.com)

3. Button-front skirt, £49, Monsoon (monsoon.co.uk)

4. Striped tote, £22.99, New Look (0344 499 6690, newlook.com)

5. Linen dress, £22, F&F (0800 323 4050, next.co.uk)

6. Dress, £32, Miss 13 Selfridge (0344 984 0263, missselfridge.com)

7. Leather sandals, £62, Aspiga (aspiga.com)

8. Linen blazer, £17, Primark (0118 960 6300, primark.com)

9. Rope belt, £59, Hobbs (020 3095 3939, hobbs.co.uk)

10. Striped shorts, £24, Next (0333 777 8000, next.co.uk)

11. Heeled clogs, £159, Swedish Hasbeens (swedishhasbeens.com)

12. Candy-stripe dress, £30, Miss Selfridge (0344 984 0263, missselfridge.com)

13. Linen wide-leg trousers, £30, V by Very (very.co.uk)

S MAGAZINE ★ 5 MAY 2019 9 Silk dress, £480, Hansine (hansineshop. co.uk); necklace, £95, Rae Feather (01280 848277, raefeather.com)

Facing page: Waistcoat, £35.99; sandals, £29.99, both Mango (0800 026 0028, mango. com); striped trousers, £224, Beatrice B (beatriceb.com); earrings, £5.99, New Look (0344 499 6690, newlook.com)

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Slip into neutrals Styling by Antonia Kraskowski for summer’s Photographs by most natural style Helen Marsden

S MAGAZINE ★ 5 MAY 2019 11 Striped jumpsuit £117, Eberjey (eberjey.com); shell sandals, £39.99, Mango (0800 026 0028, mango.com); hoop earrings, £85, Motley (motley- london.com); bag £125, LK Bennett (0333 577 9900, lkbennett.com)

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Top, £32, River Island (0344 576 6444, riverisland.com); striped skirt, £170, Beatrice B (beatriceb.com); leather sandals, £20, Very (0344 822 2321, very.co.uk); bangles, from £45 each, Pebble (020 7262 1775, pebblelondon.com)

S MAGAZINE ★ 5 MAY 2019 13 Shirtdress, £89.99, Mango (0800 026 0028, mango.com); belt, £12, Asos (020 7756 1000, asos.com); pompom sandals, £78, Dune (020 7258 3605, dunelondon.com); headband, £4, Peacocks (02920 270944, peacocks.co.uk)

Facing page: Bralet, £35, Miss Selfridge (0344 984 0263, missselfridge.com); striped skirt, £124.95, Scotch & Soda (0203 868 0496, scotch-soda. com); shell earrings, £55, Dana Levy (danalevy.co.uk)

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From razors to lasers, our expert finds top tools to banish body hair

here’s no hiding away traps fine hairs in its flexible spring, under thick jumpers and removing them from the root without 60-denier tights any more irritating the delicate top layers of T – summer is inching closer, skin (although don’t expect this to be and for the next few a completely pain-free experience...). months you will have to get a limb The rolling technique takes some or two out every now and then. And mastering, but in the long run it’s a for most, this means paying closer quick, cost-effective way of removing attention to body hair – or, more unwanted peach fuzz from the face. specifically, how to get rid of it. Moving on to the body, for speed Let’s start from the top down. and ease, not much beats a razor Whether you wax, thread or pluck for achieving silky skin. Gillette your eyebrows, it’s always useful Venus promises its closest shave to have a sharp pair of tweezers to yet with the Platinum Extra Smooth hand, and the Tweezerman Mini razor (£11.99; nationwide). Its Slant Tweezer (£15; tweezerman. ergonomically designed metal handle co.uk) is perfect for travel (or those feels reassuringly luxe in the hand, with dainty hands). while the replaceable heads have Waxing is the brow-taming modus five thin, diamond-sharp blades operandi of choice at Benefit surrounded by moisture strips. counters, but the brand’s head To reduce irritation, Venus brand make-up artist Lisa Potter-Dixon ambassador Dr Anita Sturnham offers some at-home advice, saying, advises exfoliating beforehand “If you want to tweeze your brows in and ensuring the skin is well between waxing appointments, avoid hydrated. “Soaking the skin for the actual brow shape and just pluck two to three minutes is the optimum the stray hairs.” amount of time when prepping for Moving a few inches lower, and a shave,” she says. female facial hair is a common but I personally don’t have the rarely discussed concern. Unlike patience, dexterity or inclination to shaving, waxing and depilatory rip strips of hot wax off my own body, creams, the nifty Tweezy Facial Hair happily paying someone else twice Epilator (£10; tweezy.co.uk) tool the price to do the honours, but if

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Life as I know it

“Today has to be the best day of your life”

Anthea

22 S MAGAZINE ★ 5 MAY 2019 Television, radio and former Blue Peter presenter Anthea, 58, lives in London and has three stepdaughters Words by Kirsten Jones

Not a lot of people know this but I tell myself to turn it off, but The last time I cried was… The actor I’d like to play me in I’m very good at… tap dancing. I can’t. Television is all about My tear ducts are well oiled. a film is… myself. I can act. I learnt as a child. If I’m wearing the wow factor. We love to see All I have to do is think about The worst job I’ve ever done is... shoes that make a noise, I can’t something that’s wrong and then something happy or sad and packing crockery for Royal help myself. I think I can still do put right. I will cry. Doulton in Stoke-on-Trent. I’d work a four-beat wing. My perfect evening is… supper The first record I ever bought there in the school holidays to My best friend is… I am a true with mates. I love laughing with was… A Windmill In Old earn money. It was actually very Gemini so I have lots of friends. friends. People lift you up. I love Amsterdam by Ronnie Hilton. interesting. I met some of the One of my best friends is Chris my own company, but it’s so nice It was played on Crackerjack and most amazing women that Rogers, who I present Scala to be with a whole load of friends. I loved it so much that my mum stretched my mind. They didn’t Radio’s Sunday Brunch with. We can talk about anything and bought it. When I’ve had enough mince their words. I’ve known him for over 20 years. nobody really cares. gin I can sing it. I’m not sure we’ll My perfect Sunday is… I was presenting Blue Peter when I’d like to say sorry to… my mum play it on Scala. a roast. The nice thing about he was doing Newsround. for only getting the cleaning bug It’s not good for my image but doing Sunday Brunch on Scala My nickname is… Lil. When when I left home. It was only once I like… I think you get to an is we come off air at 1pm. I was young I couldn’t get my I had my own place that I decided age where you’re not really I head straight out for a roast head around my name. I must’ve I’d better be clean and tidy. embarrassed about stuff. I do love with friends. heard someone refer to me as My first kiss was… at a party. It a chip butty. Proper double-fried My favourite place in Britain is… a little girl. To this day, my dad was more of a peck really. Philip chips, white bread, butter, vinegar, our rugged coastline, whether still calls me Lil. lived around the corner from me. salt and dipped in Heinz beans. it’s St David’s, Cornwall, Ireland The bravest thing I’ve ever done We played everything together, My greatest weakness is… or Scotland. is… take part in The Jump on like ambulances, doctors and clothes. The internet makes it My last holiday was… in Bali. Channel 4. I did the very first nurses, and zookeepers. a problem. Every day somebody I thought I could do aerial yoga show and, until then, a red run The one thing I’d change about is tantalising me. I love The while I was there. I ached for to a restaurant was my idea of myself is... I’m a bit too thin- Outnet and Secret Sales. My weeks when I came back. I spent skiing. My marriage had broken skinned. I’d like to be a bit wardrobes are full. Obviously, Christmas and New Year there down. I needed to do something more Teflon-coated. I will act I’ve never got anything to wear. and it was beautiful. that I could concentrate on, like everything is fine then go If I could pass any law I would… I’m currently reading… I’m and that I was frightened of. In home and burst into tears. be minister of tidying up. I want rereading a book called The a bizarre way it was like therapy. The best thing my parents jet washers out in force at night Shadow Of The Wind by Carlos It took my mind away from taught me was… manners. to get all the gum off the Ruiz Zafón. He’s a Spanish writer. everything else that was going on You do your children no favours pavement. People put dirt where He wrote The Angel’s Game and a in my life. 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S MAGAZINE ★ 5 MAY 2019 23 Dancing queen She waltzed to fame on Strictly – and now Oti Mabuse is setting her sights on a glittering presenting career Words by Kirsten Jones

appiness is the key to everything. “I’m always amazed that my face looks Well, that’s what Oti Mabuse so fresh after my routines,” she says. “The believes. The professional dancer is artists know their stuff. It’s all about lighting.” on cloud nine and she’s not coming Oti is bursting with self-confidence, so it’s down anytime soon. no surprise to hear that she set her sights H“I’ve always wanted to live my best, happiest on being a professional dancer from the life,” she grins. “Never in a million dreams did age of four. Education came first in her family, I think it would lead me into television. I just however. She became a graduate in civil wanted to follow my heart.” engineering and her look back then was She’s talking about Strictly Come Dancing, a far cry from those glittering ballgowns. of course, the hit celebrity talent show that “I loved those overalls and construction catapulted her into the spotlight and on to boots,” she recalls. “It was kind of cool millions of TV screens across the country. and is still my style off camera. If you saw Oti joined the Strictly family in 2015 – series me on the tube in London you’d walk right 13 of the BBC show – and has put celebrity by. No one knows it’s me.” competitors Graeme Swann, Jonnie Peacock Despite a six-figure following on Instagram, and Anthony Ogogo through their paces in the Oti’s lifestyle is pretty much paparazzi-free, and famous Elstree ballroom. Her greatest success she is happy to blend into the crowd. to date was in 2016 with Hollyoaks star Danny “I still have the freedom to travel and just Mac. Together they quickstepped into second be myself – I don’t have to be in the back place and achieved a perfect score of 40 with of a car,” she explains. “I really like hopping their samba routine. on a train to Essex.” Dancing on TV is a big deal for the 28 year One reason that the Strictly star often old, but it’s the glitz and glamour and those goes unrecognised could be down to her incredible sequin-studded outfits that are the glasses, which she has worn since childhood. icing on the cake. “I can’t actually see,” she shrugs. “I wear “I love dressing up for Strictly,” she admits. contacts when I dance and glasses when “I feel like a princess and I’m transformed I don’t. I’ve got about 20 pairs and I love into a different person.” changing them to go with different outfits.” Even away from the ballroom, Oti is a stylish With a little help from Specsavers, she’s woman. “But that’s because they tell me, ‘Oti, hoping to inject her cheer into the rest of no pyjamas.’” she confides with an infectious the specs-wearing nation with a competition: cackle. “I love being put in hair and make-up, Spectacle Wearer of the Year invites anyone but I wouldn’t do it if it was up to me.” aged 16 and over to post a selfie of Oti is summoned to the make-up chair first themselves and tell Specsavers what their thing in the morning for a fresh-faced look that glasses mean to them. There’s a £10,000 will survive five jives a night, if necessary. cash prize up for grabs and Specsavers

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25 Oti partnered The dancer as a judge and Graeme Swann mentor on The Greatest during last Dancer alongside Matthew year’s Strictly Morrison and Cheryl Tweedy

will donate £1 to the anti-bullying charity as many dance classes as possible,” she other dancers go through was really nice. Kidscape for each entry received. reveals. “That’s literally how I stay in shape.” People take part in shows, competitions and “I was never a cool girl because of my Oti recently swapped her dancing shoes dance camps – I didn’t know about those.” glasses. They were so nerdy and small. Kids for a seat on the judging panel with the latest Ellie will perform on Strictly Come Dancing would call me names at school but I was feisty BBC talent show The Greatest Dancer. in the autumn and Oti couldn’t be more proud. enough to bite back,” she grins. “Specsavers Alongside singer Cheryl Tweedy and Broadway “She’d love to be in a number with us and can find a frame you like and that looks good, star Matthew Morrison, she watched the UK’s I know she’d be amazing,” beams Oti. “I feel too. People should be proud to wear glasses. most talented amateur dancers battle it lucky to have made a connection with Ellie, Embrace them, they are part of who you are out to win £50,000 and the chance to and my other acts KLA and The Globe Girls. and you are fabulous.” perform on Strictly Come Dancing. Oti I really got to know the performers.” Oti’s confidence blossomed in her native mentored 14-year-old contemporary dancer Working with Ellie gave Oti the chance to South Africa. It’s where she discovered her Ellie Ferguson from Scotland, who went on remember her own career goals as a teenager. passion for dance and made a name for to win the show, and the pair stepped on “I feel like I’m bragging,” she says shyly. herself in the Latin and ballroom scene. stage together for a dance duet to Never “Back then I was competing but I’d never She went on to win the South African Latin Enough from The Greatest Showman. done TV. I was trying to become South African American Championship eight times before “I loved being a part of The Greatest Dancer,” champion as many times as I possibly could. setting her sights on the global dance floor, says Oti. “I was a judge and a mentor. I saw I wanted to get my South African colours, and she was a professional dancer on the the injuries, the tears and the insecurities. move to Europe and dance for my country.” German version of Strictly – which her big sister I took what Ellie had and I made her grow.” As well as judging, Oti has also tried her Motsi still judges. “It’s a whole new world and I enjoyed getting hand at presenting and this could prove a Oti is married to Romanian dancer Marius to know it all,” she continues. “I focus on Latin future avenue for the Strictly star. After a Lepure, and the couple’s idea of a holiday is far and ballroom, so it was fun to explore successful night on The One Show sofa with from relaxing. contemporary, commercial and street dance. Alex Jones in March, she is rumoured to be

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She mentored contestant Ellie, who went on to win Oti with her husband, Latin The Greatest Dancer dancer Marius Lepure

on maternity leave this month. keeping tight-lipped though, speculating so many amazing people. It hasn’t been It’s a challenge she’d be thrilled to take instead on her next celebrity partner. anything like I thought it would – it’s been on, but she says she was just happy to “I want to be paired with somebody better, it really has.” meet Ms Jones. who I can dance with for a long This has been a busy year for the star, “Oh my God, Alex is so time,” she says. “We have who’s currently on a UK tour in Strictly The good,” she enthuses. to get on well, and I can’t Professionals with fellow dancers Pasha “She’s brilliant on the dance with someone Kovalev, Katya Jones and Gorka Márquez. show and she’s also “I love who is shorter than She also found time to choreograph the a nice person. It was me. Height and routines for the latest production of the great to get to know dressing up personality – that’s jazz musical Ain’t Misbehavin’ – so it’s no her and see how what makes a wonder she’s ready for a break with Marius. humorous she is. good show.” “I’ve had an amazing year so far – full of “Presenting is for Strictly. With almost opportunity and full of firsts,” she reflects. something that I’d four years in “After this I’m going to go on holiday love to do,” she the Strictly family, somewhere very, very far away.” ●S adds. “I want to I feel like a you have to wonder share things that I’m what’s next for this Oti Mabuse is the face of Spectacle Wearer passionate about… live wire dancer. Of The Year, Specsavers’ annual search for the talking to real people, princess” “If I look back UK’s proudest specs wearers aged 16 and I’d love it.” 10 years, all I wanted over. To enter and be in with a chance of She could be swapping hats to do was become a world winning £10,000, visit specsavers.co.uk/ on Strictly too as, after the shock champion,” she recalls. “I didn’t loveglassescomp. For each valid entry, departure of Darcey Bussell, it’s thought think I was made for the Strictly life, Specsavers will donate £1 to anti-bullying Oti may take a seat on the judging panel. She’s but it’s opened up so many doors. I’ve met charity Kidscape.

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S MAGAZINE ★ 5 MAY 2019 31 In the closet with Meg Mathews The entrepreneur rocks bold prints and designer bargains Meg, 53, rose to fame in the Britpop/ and I’ll make it my mission to find it. pair of red leopard-print boots, which cost Cool Britannia era when she was You have accumulated some amazing £36 in TK Maxx. They’re virtually identical a music industry PR, and went on to pieces though... Yes, I spent a lot in the to a pair by YSL for over £1,000. be an entrepreneur in fashion, interior past and have some amazing investment What is the oldest item in your design and wellbeing. She lives in north pieces I’ll keep forever. But now if I’m wardrobe? A Vivienne Westwood London with her daughter Anaïs, 19, looking for something special I’ll go to Seditionaries T-shirt from the late 70s. from her marriage to Noel Gallagher, Joseph in Brompton Cross. They have Who made your wedding dress? I didn’t and their two dogs, Ziggy and Oscar. a bit of Celine, a bit of Givenchy, a bit wear a dress but a Bianca Jagger-style How would you describe your style? of Balmain. It’s not about the labels, white suit by Richard James Savile Row, Rock chick. if I like something I’ll buy it. and a hat by Stephen Jones. Sonia Which colours and shapes suit you Do you have a style icon? Growing Rykiel made my shoes. best? I love denim, white and pale pinks, up, Annabella from the band Bow Wow blues and greys. I also love bold patterns Wow – I shaved my head, with a massive and prints – the shock factor is good. As plait down the middle – and Vivienne for shapes, flowy, floaty styles work well. Westwood’s Buffalo Girls. My body was so not cool when the waif Are you a hoarder or do you clear out look was the rage, but now my muscly your wardrobe each season? I keep the shape is in. I also like low-waisted, on- key pieces but apart from that, I clear the-hip styles – my stomach’s always out. I’m always asking my daughter been pretty flat – but I’m not into Anaïs, “Do you want this?” And she showing off my muscly legs in a little usually says no. She’s at Camberwell Uni pair of denim shorts. At the age of 53 and at that age where they all dress like I’ve left that behind. ragamuffins. They’re not interested in What is your fashion philosophy? I’m designer labels. There’s just one thing a bit of a fashion victim – I like to follow she and I regret. Manolo Blahnik made trends and update my wardrobe – so if me a one-off pair of shoes, which were florals and animal prints are in, they featured on MTV. She said, “God, Mum, I make my wardrobe. I like the new, not wish you’d kept those.” I wish I had, too. the staid. That said, I keep iconic pieces. How many shoes and handbags do you What is your favourite fashion era? The own? Quite a lot – about 200 handbags now era. I’m not nostalgic for the 70s, and maybe 200 pairs of shoes. 80s or 90s. I look forward, not back. What is your current favourite outfit? What is your favourite high-street My green Rockins leopard-print silk store? Zara – it’s amazing quality, you trouser suit. can’t fault it. I also buy online a lot. Is there an old favourite you turn to in Who is your favourite designer? a wardrobe crisis? My baggy boyfriend Back in the 80s, Azzedine Alaïa plus Zara jeans with a vest. Phoebe Philo when she was at Chloé. How much do you spend on clothes each These days, if money were no object, month? £200 maybe. Back in the day, it Balenciaga and Celine, but, in reality, I’ll was up to four or five grand, but not now. choose Ganni. It’s incredibly reasonable Is fashion still as important to you? Yes, – £200 for a fabulous dress. I’m going I like to look good and keep up with to sound like my mum now, but I’m really trends, but I have a lot of key pieces that shocked at how expensive designer stuff are timeless, which I’ll be wearing is. When I want a £4,000 jacket, I’ll hunt forever. I have five wardrobes. it down on eBay and buy it second hand. What is your most expensive item? And I have my eye on a Louis Vuitton blanket your best bargain? My Birkin handbag is cape, which is three and a half grand, the most expensive and the cheapest is a

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S MAGAZINE ★ 5 MAY 2019 35 After a life-changing accident, doctor Georgie Budd is using her experience to help others, as she tells Moving on Christine Fieldhouse Georgie, 28, works in an acute I was doing my usual 20-minute and going further away. A man got fragments of bone out of my spinal medical team on a day unit drive to work that morning and into my car. I remember saying, cord, and I had two metal rods put at the Prince Charles Hospital just approaching a corner when ‘Sir, the engine is smoking, I can’t in to stabilise my spine. near her home in Merthyr Tydfil, something fell off my passenger move my legs and I can’t look When I came round, I had so Mid Glamorgan. seat and distracted me. Within after you. Please get out of the many visitors, including my mum “Whenever I wheel myself up a second, I hit a patch of gravel car.’ But he told me to shut up and dad, my fiancé and my brother to patients, I wonder if they’ll and skidded in front of two and he put his jacket around Harry – but those first three days say they don’t want me as oncoming cars. Instead of braking me to keep me warm. after the operation were a blur. their doctor. Some ask if I’m and causing more casualties, I ran I was crying in agony as Initially, I wasn’t allowed to sit a patient, but once they realise myself off the road and hit a tree at firefighters cut me free. I remember up. I had a catheter and needed I’m ‘The Wheelchair Doctor’, they 50mph. I smashed my head on the being carried on a trolley over bowel care every morning. It appreciate that I know first-hand steering wheel, then I passed out. fields. Then I was flown by air felt as if my hips were in a vice what it’s like to be on a trolley, When I came to, my head hurt, ambulance straight to the spinal that was getting tighter and needing medical help. The and in the car mirror I saw I had unit at the University Hospital of tighter. I was on morphine but injuries I suffered changed my a cut on my eye. I had a lot of Wales in Cardiff. There, an MRI nerve pain is hard to manage life as I knew it forever. pain in my pelvis and lower back, scan showed I had a T12 fracture and I screamed whenever the In March 2017, I was working and I couldn’t move my legs. That just below my belly button. One of nurses touched or moved me. as a junior doctor in a busy A&E was such a sickening feeling for my vertebrae had exploded and A few days on I did everything department at the Prince Philip me. Being a doctor, I knew I had bone had got into my spinal cord. lying down – eating, reading, even Hospital in Llanelli. It was a job broken something and it was Deep down I knew that day that typing. I went on to launch my blog I loved and I was also really busy pressing on my spinal cord. nothing was ever going to be the about what had happened and set planning my wedding. I’d been with I looked down but there was same again. up the Georgie Budd Rehab Fund my fiancé 11 months and we’d just just a single graze on my knee. By 4pm, I was taken to theatre to get some financial help. booked the church for our big day I was barely conscious. Things for a five-hour operation. Luckily, After three weeks, I continued the following year. in my vision kept coming closer the consultant managed to get the my bed rest at Cardiff’s Rookwood

36 S MAGAZINE ★ 5 MAY 2019 HEALTH

Spinal injury: the facts Every year, 40,000 people are affected by spinal cord injury in the UK and about 1,200 are paralysed. Consultant Orthopaedic Surgeon Colin Natali, who works at London’s Schoen Clinic, says symptoms depend on where in the spinal cord the injury is. “People can suffer paralysis, a loss of sensation or power and problems with the bladder and bowels,” he says. Diagnosis is with a CT and MRI scan and there is no cure. If the vertebrae that protect the spinal cord are injured, surgery is needed to stabilise the spine.

Neurokinex provides specialised neurological Clockwise, from far left: Georgie has gone back to work as activity-based a doctor; the 28 year old before her life-changing injury; with rehabilitation for people her cousin Jodie at a wedding; Georgie now has an adapted living with paralysis. car, which she controls with her hands; Georgie and her See neurokinex.org. Neurokinex trainer Ed

Hospital spinal injury unit. Over stage where I could get in and out the Superhero Series, swimming hike the Machu Picchu and camp the next six months I learnt to get of a car or chair, but now I had to 400 metres on my back in a lake, in the Sahara Desert in Morocco out of bed and into a chair and get on the floor on my hands and along with a 10km hand bike race – but they’re a long way off now. dress myself. At first this wasn’t knees. I started doing yoga poses and a 2.5km wheelchair push. I First, I need an off-road wheelchair easy. My legs were like heavy and exercises like the plank. Having raised £3,000 towards my private so I can get down to the West weights and I couldn’t lift them, someone supervise my exercises therapy and began doing two Wales beach that I love so much. but soon I was taking myself helped build my strength and sessions a week with Neurokinex. Eventually, I’d like to turn my to the showers. stamina. Soon, I found my transfers I still can’t pick my feet up off rehab fund into a charity to help When I left Rookwood in October from bed to chairs were better. the floor but I can wiggle my legs other people but, for now, more 2017, after seven months in The thought of driving again was a little now and during some than anything, I want to teach hospital, the council provided a nerve-racking, but last spring, I got electrical stimulation therapy, my medical students to understand house, but I couldn’t even get my a new adapted car, which I control coach found some movement in their patients better. It could be wheelchair into the kitchen. I just with my hands. It meant I could my calves. I’ve even managed to any one of us in A&E and doctors lay on the sofa and, without any get myself to my therapy in Bristol. stand up once or twice. I don’t must remember patients are therapy, I started to lose strength Sadly, with our wedding just know what this means yet. humans and have feelings. and go backwards. 10 weeks away, my fiancé left Usually, two years after this I will never be grateful for my By chance, Dan – a man I’d met suddenly. I had already suspected kind of injury, you start to plateau. accident, but it has opened up at Rookwood – told me about he wasn’t dealing well with my I don’t think I will walk again, but a different path for me. I want to Neurokinex, an organisation that injury, but my attitude was, ‘I’m I would never say never. I’m back use what I have learnt to improve does activity-based rehab. Using still here, let’s not be sad,’ and I at work three days a week now people’s experiences in hospital. my rehab fund money, I booked threw a massive party. I even went and I can do everything the other I didn’t lose everything that day. some private weekly sessions for on the honeymoon we had planned doctors can do, apart from stand I’m still the same person and my £63 each at their Bristol centre. to Iceland, taking my mum. and give compressions. brain is working perfectly well. In I started my sessions in February I have never been sporty, but last There are so many things I fact, I probably have even more 2018. The NHS had got me to a August I took part in a triathlon in wanted to do with my life – like to give the world now.” ●S

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S MAGAZINE ★ 5 MAY 2019 45 Time to shine

Dishes that take a little extra thought can be the most rewarding. Try these super-fresh ideas by Rosie Birkett Compiled by Victoria Gray

Summer gooseberry and For the rose-water cream: electric hand-held whisk. Fold Crab, Jersey Royal and raspberry upside-down 400ml (14fl oz) double cream the frothy egg mix into the dry asparagus salad cake with clouds of 1 tbsp golden caster sugar ingredients to make a thick, but Serves 2-4 rose-water cream 3 tsps rose-water wet, batter. Pour this over the Sprig of mint Serves 4-6 ● Preheat the oven to berries and bake in the oven for 300g (11oz) Jersey Royal potatoes Butter, for greasing 200°C/180°C fan/gas 6, grease 35-40 minutes, until a skewer or new potatoes, scrubbed 50g (2oz) flaked almonds a round 22cm (8½in) cake tin and inserted into the cake comes out 300g (11oz) crabmeat, split into 250g (9oz) raspberries line it with baking parchment. clean. Remove from the oven and white and brown 250g (9oz) gooseberries, washed ● Scatter half the flaked almonds allow to cool in the cake tin, then Juice of 1 lemon with any little dry brown tails over the base of the cake tin, turn it out on to a plate, with the Pinch of cayenne pepper, plus extra pinched off followed by the berries and the gooseberries on top. for sprinkling 100g (4oz) plain flour rest of the almonds. ● For the rose-water cream, using 1 green apple, cored and finely 2 tsps baking powder ● Sift the flour, baking powder, a balloon whisk, or gingerly with a chopped (skin on) Pinch of fine salt salt and ground almonds stand mixer, whip the cream with 3 spring onions, trimmed and 100g (4oz) ground almonds into a bowl, add the desiccated the caster sugar until it reaches thinly sliced 100g (4oz) desiccated coconut coconut and stir to combine. soft, floppy peaks (keeping a 200g (7oz) asparagus spears, 4 eggs ● Put the eggs and sugar in the close eye on it so that you don’t trimmed and each cut diagonally 120g (4½oz) golden caster sugar bowl of a stand mixer fitted with over whip it). When it’s almost at into 3 pieces 100ml (3½fl oz) whole milk a whisk attachment and whisk on the perfect soft consistency, add 1 handful of samphire or sea 1 tsp vanilla extract medium speed for a few minutes the rose-water and mix it through. purslane (optional) 1 tbsp olive oil until frothy, then whisk in the milk, Pile the rose-water cream on top 1 baby gem lettuce, outer leaves Rose petals or other edible flowers, vanilla extract and olive oil. of the cake and scatter with rose separated, washed and dried, to serve Alternatively, use a bowl and an petals or other edible flowers. heart split in half

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10g chervil leaves 10g tarragon leaves 10g flat-leaf parsley leaves Sea salt For the mayonnaise: 2 egg yolks ½ tsp sea salt Juice of ½ lemon 100ml (3½fl oz) extra-virgin rapeseed oil 200ml (7fl oz) vegetable oil Pinch of ground white pepper ● Bring a large saucepan of well-salted water to the boil, add the mint and the Jersey Royals then simmer for 15 minutes, until tender – do not be afraid of overcooking them, as they are far better soft than chalky. Turn the heat off and leave them to cool down in their cooking water (this retains their earthy flavour well). ● While the potatoes cook, make the mayonnaise. Put the egg yolks, salt and lemon juice in a food processor and blitz until smooth. With the blades still turning, very, very slowly drip in the rapeseed oil, a drop at a time, until the oil starts to emulsify and the mixture looks smooth and creamy. Once the rapeseed oil is incorporated, very slowly start to drip in the vegetable oil, blitzing the whole time, until it starts to thicken. Once you’ve added about half the oil and it’s looking thick and creamy, increase the pouring of the oil to a steady stream. Making the mayonnaise will take 10-15 minutes. If it becomes too thick and stiff to work at any point, just add a few drops of water or a squeeze of lemon and blitz again. ● Once the mayonnaise is plump and emulsified, add 1 tablespoon of water. This will lighten the mayo and make it creamier. Add the pepper and blitz until combined. Scrape it out into a bowl, taste for seasoning and add a little more salt or lemon juice until it really sings. ● Mix half of the mayo with the brown crabmeat, a squeeze more lemon juice and the cayenne pepper. Fold in the apple and spring onions. Taste for seasoning. ● Bring a pan of salted water to the boil, add the asparagus and Crab, Jersey cook for 3-5 minutes, until just Royal and

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S MAGAZINE ★ 5 MAY 2019 47 ● the samphire or sea purslane to chicken meat from the bone and Spring chicken and blanch. Drain immediately and place it in a bowl, discarding any wild garlic puff pie refresh in iced water. skin or excess fat. ● Spread the brown crabmeat and ● Turn the heat under the pan apple mayo on to a platter. Top with of stock up to high and boil until the drained potatoes, lettuce the stock has reduced by a third, (leaves and heart), samphire (or then add the frozen peas and sea purslane) and asparagus, cook for a minute, followed by the building up layers and seasoning as wild garlic leaves (or spinach and you go with salt, pepper and lemon garlic). Cook for 30 seconds, then juice. Top with the remaining mayo, remove from the heat and pour followed by the white crabmeat and into the bowl of a food processor. soft herbs. Squeeze over a touch Blitz until you have a green-flecked more lemon juice, sprinkle with stock – this is to make your wild cayenne pepper and serve. garlic béchamel. ● Preheat the oven to Spring chicken and wild 200°C/180°C fan/gas 6. garlic puff pie ● Heat the olive oil in a high-sided Serves 4-6 frying pan, add the sliced leek with 6 bone-in, skin-on chicken thighs some salt and pepper and sweat 500ml (17½fl oz) good-quality for about 6 minutes, until softened shop-bought chicken stock and aromatic but not browning, 100g (4oz) frozen peas then remove from the pan and mix 100g (4oz) wild garlic leaves, into the bowl with the chicken washed (or, if you can’t find meat. Melt the butter in the same wild garlic, a mixture of 100g pan, then add the flour and cook (4oz) spinach and 4 garlic for a minute or two, stirring, until cloves), plus an extra 3 leaves it forms a thick paste (a roux) and to decorate the pie smells nutty. 1 tbsp olive oil ● Pour the wine into the pan, still 1 leek, washed, trimmed and cut stirring, and cook for a couple of into 1–1½-cm slices minutes, then gradually add the Sea salt and freshly ground green stock, whisking constantly. black pepper Cook for about 8 minutes, stirring 40g (1½oz) butter 60g (2½oz) plain flour 30ml (1fl oz) dry white wine Reader offers 1 tbsp lemon juice or white wine vinegar (optional) Perfect for family meals and 2 tbsps sour cream or crème one-pot cooking, this 4½-litre fraîche capacity non-stick pan will be Nutmeg, for grating a great addition to your A few asparagus spears, trimmed cookware. Sautéing and frying and chopped (optional) meals has never been easier 320g (11oz) rough puff or shop- thanks to the non-stick bought ready-rolled puff pastry ceramic interior. To order 1 egg, beaten for £34.99 plus £4.95 UK ● Remove the chicken from the mainland p&p (£6.95, fridge 30 minutes before you Northern Ireland), call 0871 start to cook. 664 2451 and quote 92267. ● Put the chicken thighs in a Calls cost 12p per minute plus saucepan and pour over the your network access charge. chicken stock. Cover, place over a medium heat and bring to a gentle boil. Once boiling, turn the heat down and simmer gently for 20-25 minutes, until a thigh which is pierced yields no blood. Remove the thighs from the stock with a slotted spoon and set aside on a plate to cool. Once cool, remove the skin from the thighs, pick the

48 S MAGAZINE ★ 5 MAY 2019 Spiced, browning the meat and turning the meat every slow-cooked 2 red onions, thinly sliced hour or so. Keep checking how brisket and 2 raw beetroots, peeled and cut the meat is feeling, it needs to beets into 1½cm slices be pull-apart tender, and because 2 garlic cloves, crushed ovens and briskets vary, it’s not Pinch of coriander seeds an exact science; it might be done 2 sprigs of thyme after 4 hours, it could take longer. 500ml (17½fl oz) chicken Keep going until the meat is or beef stock shreddable at the edges, and 2 tbsps Worcestershire sauce add more moisture if it looks dry. 3 tbsps red wine vinegar ● Remove the brisket from For the spice rub: the oven, transfer to a plate 2 tsps ground cumin or tray and leave to rest for 45 1 tbsp smoked sweet paprika, minutes to 1 hour. While that’s plus extra 2 tsps for the happening, turn the oven up to shredded meat 200°C/180°C fan/gas 6 and 2 tsps caraway seeds return the casserole to the oven, To serve: uncovered, for 15 minutes to 1 tbsp sliced cucumber reduce the liquid. If you’ve been 1 tbsp dill fronds using a roasting tray more of the Pickled beetroots liquid may have escaped and it Sour cream may already be reduced enough. ● Combine the salt and sugar Remove from the oven and skim in a bowl or tray big enough to some, but not all, of the fat from hold the brisket, then add the the surface of the sauce. You meat and cover it with the mixture, want some to still be in there to rubbing it all over. If there’s time, lubricate the meat. leave it to sit overnight in the ● Once rested, remove the string fridge, or for at least an hour, from the brisket, shred the meat removing it from the fridge an hour and toss it into the casserole. before you want to cook it. In a ● Combine with the juices, beets, small bowl, combine the spice rub onions (add a splash more water if ingredients. Wipe away the needed) and the extra 2 teaspoons moisture that has come out of the of smoked paprika and warm meat and then rub it all over with through. Taste for seasoning. the spices. Preheat the oven to ● Serve immediately or, if you’re 160°C/140°C fan/gas 3. doing this ahead, leave to cool ● Heat the olive oil in a heavy- and refrigerate, then warm through based frying pan or skillet over in a low oven for 10-15 minutes. a medium-high heat. Slide in the ● To serve, combine the sliced onions, beetroot, garlic, coriander cucumber and dill and serve seeds and a good pinch of salt along with the pickled beets until you have a silky, thickened dish and top the filling with the then cook, stirring, for 6-8 and sour cream. The brisket green sauce. Remove from the pastry. Use a pie bird or cut a slit minutes, or until the onion has is great on warmed up tacos, heat, season to taste, and in the pastry to let out the steam. softened and is smelling fragrant. flatbreads, jacket potatoes or sharpen with a little lemon juice Crimp the edges with a fork, brush ● Scrape the mixture into an piles of buttered mash. ●S or vinegar if you think it needs it. the pastry with beaten egg, top ovenproof casserole dish that’s The sauce may be a little thick, with wild garlic leaves and paint big enough to hold the brisket (if To order The Joyful Home Cook but it will loosen when you stir over them with egg wash. Bake you don’t have one, you can use a by Rosie Birkett (£20) published through the sour cream. Stir in for 30 minutes, until the crust is roasting tray and some foil). Heat by HarperCollins, call the Express the cream or crème fraîche and golden. Serve warm with boiled a little more oil in the frying pan or Bookshop with your card details season with a little grated nutmeg. Jersey Royal potatoes and a skillet, add the brisket and sear it on 01872 562310. Alternatively If the sauce is still a little thick, scattering of wild garlic flowers. all over for a minute or so, being send a cheque or postaltal thin it slightly with a splash of careful not to burn the spices. order, made payable water or milk – it should have the Spiced, slow-cooked Transfer the meat to the casserole to The Express consistency of thick double cream. brisket and beets or roasting tray, on top of the Bookshop, Stir in the chicken meat and Serves 4-6 onions and beets, and throw in to Rosie Birkett asparagus (if using). 1 tbsp sea salt the thyme. Pour in the stock, Offer, PO Box 200, ● Pour the pie filling into a 23cm 1 tbsp dark muscovado sugar Worcestershire sauce and vinegar Falmouth, Cornwall (9in) pie dish and allow to cool a 1½kg (3lbs 5oz) boned, rolled beef and cover with a lid (or foil tightly TR11 4WJ or visit little. Cut a circle from the puff brisket if using a roasting tray). Roast in expressbookshop.com.m.. pastry sheet a little larger than the 1½ tbsps olive oil, plus extra for the oven for 4-5 hours, basting UK delivery is free.

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50 S MAGAZINE ★ 5 MAY 2019 WINE Jamie Goode Our expert finds cause to celebrate with the finest French and English fizz ’m always in the mood for with taut citrus fruit and some and peach fruit, with some Sainsbury’s Taste The sparkling wine, and the onset of attractive appley notes, as well lemony brightness on the finish. Difference Champagne warmer weather makes an ideal as a twist of peachy richness. It’s very well balanced with Brut Rosé NV, France £20, Itime to sip it. Here I’ve selected There’s brisk lemon acidity, bread and toast characters Sainsbury’s, 12% alcohol six champagnes and an English but this is offset nicely by just and no rough edges. Pale pink in colour, here’s a sparkling wine that deliver real a hint of sweetness. beautifully balanced champagne pleasure, albeit it at a price. If The Society’s Champagne with fabulous flavours of you are looking to treat yourself, Champagne Taittinger Prelude Brut NV, France £33, grapefruit and mandarin. It’s these bottles should do the trick. Grands Crus NV, France £49.99, thewinesociety.com (01438 stylish, fresh and the bargain Ocado, 12.5% alcohol 741177), 12.5% alcohol of the bunch. Ridgeview Marksman Brut This is a rich, complex, seductive Made for The Wine Society by Vintage Blanc de Blancs 2014, champagne with enticing Alfred Gratien, here’s a lively, Champagne Moët et Chandon England £25, Marks & Spencer, toastiness and appealing cherry bright, appley fizz with toasty Grand Vintage 2009, France 12% alcohol depth and keen acidity. Very £52.99 a bottle or £39.99 each Made solely from the chardonnay stylish and full of interest. for six, Majestic, 12.5% alcohol grape, thisis is refined and stylisstylish,stylissh,, The vintage cuvée from famous champagne house Moët is a real treat, and this 2009 vintage is an absolute cracker. It’s delicate and fine with toasty notes and crisp, refined citrus fruit.

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Try cordon apple and pear trees Little gems From figs to cherries, mini fruit trees can make a big impact, says Alan f you’ve been put off growing the rate of growth. Cherries also your own fruit for lack of an make great tub trees, when you orchard, it’s time to take another pick modern, self-fertile varieties look at the problem. By using grown on the very dwarfing large tubs, you can make use of rootstocks that are now available. Ia patio, paths under walls and odd There are also genetically dwarf their roots are restricted – in the a patio. Blueberries, cranberries, corners of the garden. Fruit trees peach, nectarine and apricot trees, open ground they just grow big and bilberries and lingonberries look and bushes can look every bit as which stay naturally very compact leafy. There are three very handy attractive all-year-round, but they attractive as conventional container and only grow an inch or two a outdoor varieties: “Brunswick”, need to be grown in ericaceous plants, and they generate a tasty year yet yield full-sized fruit. You “Brown Turkey” and “Violetta”. compost. You can also grow your bonus that saves money. won’t get as many fruits from Give them 18 to 24-inch tubs and own goji berries. Redcurrants and Apples and pears are great genetic dwarfs as you would from your warmest, sunniest spot. gooseberries also look stunning in for tubs when they’re trained as a traditional variety growing in the Properly pruned, well-fed and tubs, trained as double or treble upright cordons or as miniature ground against a sunny wall, but watered, you’ll have huge crops cordons, with their upright stems standards grafted on to that’s true of any potted fruit tree. from standard or fan-trained plants tied to a trellis for support. They’ll moderately dwarfing rootstocks. Figs work particularly well in four to five feet tall if supported on crop almost as well as trained fruit Don’t choose the most dwarfing tubs. The trees look handsome a trellis against a sunny wall. in the open ground. Or try red rootstocks of all since tubs act as with their large leaves and they Some bush fruits also make dessert gooseberries, which are corsets, restricting the roots and are exceptionally fruitful when superb dual-purpose tub plants for the most versatile type since you

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t’s not all it’s cracked up to be.” “What isn’t?” Jan was glueing the pieces of the old “Igreen and gold teapot recently left Perfect to her by her grandmother. When she’d unwrapped it, Max had been mesmerised by the shiny gold bobble on the lid and had insisted on holding it. Squashing down her Picture better judgment, she’d let him. It had slid from Max’s fingers and they both stood staring at the shards on the tiled floor before she It wasn’t just swooped down – ostensibly to pick them up – but really to hide the tears. Max’s drawings “Don’t worry about it,” she’d said quickly. She eased an especially long shard into a gap that made him and it fell into place with a satisfying chink. She was quite enjoying this despite herself. different, in this “Education,” said Steven. “It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.” They’d been talking about short story by Max’s continuing tribulations at primary school. “Maybe, but then why do we get so upset Kate Hamer when it goes wrong?” Steven didn’t answer, just added another two jalapeño peppers to the chilli bubbling on the stove. vegetable man hove into view in the rear view I don’t know, fined or something...” “All set?” mirror. She’d have loved to hear what her How she stayed silent as the chocolates were Max nodded to his dad and clutched his grandmother would have said about the waste handed to a child with a carving worthy of vegetable man closer to his chest. He was of perfectly good vegetables. Michelangelo, she didn’t know. trembling with excitement. At the school The summer holidays were welcome but as fundraiser all the vegetable people were going Mrs King was nearing retirement age and the new term crawled closer, the knot in Jan’s to be judged, and the winner awarded a shiny Jan could tell she couldn’t wait to leave. She stomach began to tighten. Another school year box of chocolates. could sympathise with that. But it felt unfair like the last one seemed unbearable. “I reckon you’ve got it in the bag,” Steven that Max’s “quirky” ways were always seen On the first day, Max emerged from his joked as he searched his pocket for the car key. as a sign that he was wilfully not fitting in. classroom white and shaking. “Don’t,” whispered Jan once they were “He held everyone up on our way to the “Miss Maitland wants to see you,” he said outside. “Can’t you see how seriously he’s museum. It was extremely disruptive and he and Jan’s heart sank. taking this?” wouldn’t listen to a word I said. Really, if he’s “I’ll pop in first,” she said. She didn’t want Max settled in the car, holding his vegetable going to continue to enjoy school trips he has his first day of term to start on a negative note. man as if the journey might endanger its life. to stop being so disobedient.” The new teacher stood behind her desk in a Steven turned to Jan on the pavement and “Something must’ve caught his eye,” said Jan. bright pink circle skirt, smiling broadly. “Nice to brushed her cheek. They’d been called for yet “What do you mean?” meet you. I had to ask you to come in to say another “talk” with Max’s teacher before the “He doesn’t hear, honestly, he’s not ignoring how absolutely brilliant Max’s picture is.” fundraiser and Jan was dreading it. you. It happens with me a lot. If he gets “Really?” “I was only keeping the mood light.” interested in something he’s totally absorbed.” “Yes.” Miss Maitland held out the drawing. It “I know. But, look…” “Well, there was a dead bird on the was a squirrel with a murderous blood-curdling Max’s vegetable man was hard to see now but pavement he seemed rather fixated upon…” expression on its face. “Reminds me of an Jan knew it was stuck all over in patches with Not again, Jan groaned inwardly. This dead aunt of mine,” she chuckled. pins. Its string hair fell over its turnip head in bird thing was really getting too much. “Actually, it’s good to see you. You know, unsightly strands. When Jan first saw it, a horror By the time they ended the meeting, Jan was Max, well, sometimes teachers find him a film she’d once endured with a boyfriend sprang fuming. It had finished with another pointless bit…” Jan trailed off. to mind. She couldn’t quite remember the title discussion about trying to get a statement for She smiled again. “Don’t you worry. I think but she was pretty sure there was “hell” in it. Max that never seemed to get any closer. When Max and I are going to get on just fine.” Max’s artwork had always been problematic. she clapped eyes on the ranks of vegetable With dawning excitement, Jan saw life with At Easter the fascination of finding a dead chick people laid out for judging she nearly exploded. Max unfolding before her, and how that life was in one of the eggs they’d bought was translated “Look at them,” she hissed. “They’re all going to be one big roller coaster of a journey in loving detail on his Easter card. The face of perfect. There’s not one veg person here that’s – and the downs just made the ups so much his Father Christmas mobile, when he was eight, been made by a child.” She thought of her son better and teachers – well, they were not was so maniacally drunk and angry-looking the carefully carrying the creature of his own always right, were they? ●S teacher was prompted to ask if there was making to the car. “It’s despicable.” “anything she should know about at home?” “Steady on,” said Steven. Kate Hamer’s new novel, Crushed (Faber, £12.99),

© KATE HAMER 2019 / ILLUSTRATION: GETTY IMAGES HAMER 2019 / ILLUSTRATION: © KATE Jan fastened her seatbelt and Max’s “I will not. All those parents should be… is out now. See Express Bookshop on page 77.

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“THIS was I had to stop one particular taken in 1969 motorcycle gang member when I was from stabbing her to about four. death. I ran in and It’s a perfectly something about my nice picture presence woke him – a little kid up to what he was doing. with his hippy He dropped the knife mom, and no and ran away. one would know what was going As a child, I assumed on around it. But, by the time I that this was normal. was four, I had experienced way I didn’t like it but I never more stress and trauma than questioned it. I just knew most people should. that I liked living with my My parents had a very unhappy grandparents more. Later, marriage and there was a lot of even when I was doing alcohol and drug abuse. When well professionally, I was two, my father killed himself. I started going to different My mother was threatening to types of therapy. I was divorce him so he got very drunk dealing with anxiety and and drove into a bridge at 100mph. depression, and self- After that, my mom and I moved medicating with alcohol to San Francisco, where she hung and drugs. As a result out with hippies and motorcycle of my childhood, I’m 53 gang members. She was young years old and I don’t and wanted a life. But, being in date, I live by myself and San Francisco in 1968, there was work alone. I have some a lot of degeneracy, including, for good friends, but I have me, physical and sexual abuse. accepted that being very This picture was taken on the close to people is not lawn when we moved back to something that’s a part of my life. rock bands. At age 20, I thought My mother died 20 years ago, Connecticut and lived with my However, one of the great I would be a philosophy professor before I had any larger kind of grandparents. In a childhood legacies of my childhood is the and do music in my spare time success, but she was thrilled that of confusion and terror, it was idea that a good life is one where that no one ever listened to. her son was working in music. one of the happy moments. you dedicate yourself to ideas I started DJing and I dropped off I give her all the credit for My grandfather worked on Wall and creativity. My mother was a a demo cassette at a nightclub encouraging me to play music, Street and my grandmother was musician and painter, my aunts in New York called Mars. I wasn’t and also, as odd as this might a volunteer at the Presbyterian and uncles are all writers and cool or savvy enough to know that sound, creating the dysfunction church. They had a big, beautiful, artists, so expressing myself DJs were never hired by dropping that made me desperate for safe house. It was the first time creatively is something I’m really off demo cassettes. But the man the emotional release that I had anything even resembling comfortable with. booking the DJs also didn’t know comes with music. It is a way comfort and stability, so I was My mom had an eclectic record that DJs were not hired from demo of celebrating and making sense pretty happy there. We lived there, collection and I don’t remember a cassettes, so he hired me. It was of the confusion that comes with on and off, for about 10 years. day growing up when I didn’t hear a remarkable nightclub and from being human.” ●S My mom wanted to be a good music. I started playing classical the moment he pressed play on mother but she made a lot of music when I was nine and that tape, everything changed. Moby’s new memoir, Then It Fell bad choices in terms of who she studying music theory. I played From working there, I got my first Apart (Faber & Faber, £14.99), is dated. When I was eight or nine, jazz for a while and I was in punk record deal [in 1989]. out now. See Bookshop on page 77. GETTY IMAGES My favourite photograph by American musician Moby Singer-songwriter and DJ Moby, 53, looks back at how his chaotic and traumatic childhood put him on the road to stardom Words by Caroline Rees

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Celebrity quiz,watch drama, Full Monty routines – Rianne Ison reveals the best on the box Programme of the week The All New Monty: Who Bares Wins and The All New Monty: Ladies’ Night Prepare to be inspired as Diversity star Ashley Banjo brings together groups of celebrities to raise awareness for cancer. The groups will dare to bare in choreographed routines. The men’s line-up includes Pointless host Alexander Armstrong, King of the Jungle Joe Pasquale and ex-Emmerdale star Kelvin Fletcher. For the girls, ex-EastEnders actress Laurie Brett will be joining Coleen Nolan and Victoria Derbyshire. Monday and Tuesday, 9pm, ITV

Tenable All Stars Chernobyl Taskmaster Warwick Davis returns to host the quiz show, but Capturing the catastrophic nuclear incident in The Taskmaster team are back for an eighth this time it’s famous faces taking on the Tenable the Ukraine in 1986, this ambitious new drama series, as Greg Davies and Alex Horne put Tower. Episode one sees Olympians Tessa stars Jared Harris, Stellan Skarsgård and Emily another group of comedians through their Sanderson, Sharron Davies, Iwan Thomas, Watson. The fiver-parter will tell the remarkable paces in a series of hilarious tasks. Car Share Kriss Akabusi and Jade Johnson answering the stories of the men and women who risked star Sian Gibson, Inbetweeners actor Joe “top 10 list” questions to be in with a chance their lives to try to limit the scale of one of the Thomas and Love Island voiceover star Iain of winning £125,000 for their chosen charities. worst man-made disasters in modern history. Stirling step up to the challenge. Tonight, 7pm, ITV Tuesday, 9pm, Sky Atlantic Wednesday, 9pm, Dave Soap watch Mike Ward tunes in and catches up on the latest in the wonderful world of soapland Coronation Street Emmerdale Neighbours Norris returns tomorrow night but Mary is We flash back to the events of a fortnight ago, Pregnant Elly falls victim to an after-hours horrified when he announces he wants a learning what happened on that dramatic night attack at the school. Who is the mystery divorce so he can marry Freda. She flatly out. Who did Rhona kiss? Was Ellis stabbed figure who pushed her to the ground? refuses, convinced Freda is a gold-digger. by his own brother? And did Leyla and friends Meanwhile, Bethany has her eye on Ryan, wreak the ultimate revenge on Maya? Home And Away while Robert makes a startling discovery. Ziggy spots Brody sharing a romantic picnic Hollyoaks with Simone. So she storms across and EastEnders Nicole Owen (right) returns to the punches him in the face. Ben arranges to have all the vehicles stolen village for the first time in 12 from the car lot. How will Rainie react? He years. Her nephew Max has Doctors later offers to help Jay fight Max for the land been in touch to say he feels Back from holiday, Zara falls out with on which the lot is built, then suggests they unwanted. Mercedes does her Daniel over his decision to send Ayesha should go into business together. best to convince him otherwise. on the nurse prescriber’s course.

S MAGAZINE ★ 5 MAY 2019 59 BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 8.30 Match of the 6.05am A to Z of TV Gardening (R) 6.00am CITV 8.25 ITV News 8.30 The 6.00am Everybody Loves Raymond (R) Day (R) 10.00 The Andrew Marr 6.50 Great British Garden Revival Sara Cox Show. With Stephen 6.50 Frasier (R) 7.40 The Big Bang Show 11.00 Sunday Politics 11.30 (R) 7.50 Glorious Gardens from Mulhern and Matt Haig. 9.25 Theory (R) 8.30 The Simpsons Walks of Life. With Mehreen Above (R) 8.35 Countryfile Spring James Martin’s Sunday Selection (R) 9.30 Sunday Brunch. With Baig. 12.30pm Bargain Hunt (R) Special (R) 9.30 Beechgrove 10.25 This Morning – On Sunday guests Tom Allen and Martin 1.00 BBC News; Weather 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.25 John and Lisa’s Weekend Compston. 12.30pm Jamie’s 1.15 Songs of Praise Rev Kate 11.30 Rick Stein: From Venice to Kitchen. With Nadia Sawalha. Quick & Easy Food (R) Bottley celebrates the 50th Istanbul (R) 12.30pm Equestrian: 12.30pm ITV News; Weather 1.00 Bake Off: The Professionals (R) anniversary of The Cleveland Badminton Horse Trials 12.45 Catchphrase Gameshow. (R) 2.00 The Simpsons Triple bill. (R) Way, a long-distance trail. 2.00 Snooker: The World 1.30 ITV Racing: Live from 3.30 Escape to the Chateau: DIY 1.50 Points of View Viewers’ Championship Hazel Irvine Newmarket Coverage of the Couple Tim and Krys race to opinions on BBC programmes. presents coverage of the 3.35 Qipco 1,000 Guineas Stakes, get their chateau ready for 2.05 Escape to the Country (R) opening session of the final at which follows five other races. the first paying guests. (R) 2.50 Money for Nothing (R) the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. 4.00 Tipping Point Quiz show. (R) 4.30 102 Dalmatians (2000/U) Freed 3.35 War Horse (2011/12) First World 5.30 Equestrian: Badminton 5.00 In for a Penny Gameshow. (R) from prison for good behaviour, War drama, with Jeremy Irvine Horse Trials Highlights of the 5.30 ITV News; Weather Cruella De Vil returns to her evil and Tom Hiddleston. ★★★★ showjumping stage of the 5.45 Regional News; Weather ways. Disney family adventure 5.50 Pointless Celebrities A writers’ three-day eventing competition. 6.00 The Family Chase A family from sequel, starring Glenn Close special of the popular quiz. (R) 6.00 Attenborough’s Wonder of Eggs Shropshire compete in the and Gerard Depardieu. ★★ 6.35 BBC News; Regional News The secrets of birds’ eggs. (R) general knowledge gameshow. 6.30 Channel 4 News Headlines. 7.00 Countryfile Ellie Harrison 7.00 Snooker: The World 7.00 Tenable All Stars Celebrity 7.00 Inside Bentley: A Great presents archive reports on Championship Hazel Irvine version of the quiz show, hosted British Motor Car people and animals living on presents all the action from the by Warwick Davis. A team Documentary going behind the Britain’s coastline, and explores second session of the final at of Olympians take on the scenes at the car company’s Somerset’s Steart Peninsula, Sheffield’s Crucible Theatre, Tenable Tower for the chance plant as work gets underway on home to the UK’s biggest new where a further nine frames to win £125,000 for charity. a range of 4x4s, exploring the coastal wetland. Including are scheduled to take place. 8.00 The Durrells The family joins factory floor and the world’s Weather for the Week Ahead. John Higgins clawed his way the welcoming committee most exclusive car showroom. (R) 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona back to parity at 7-7 following when the king of Greece pays a 8.00 D-Day: The King Who Bruce presents the show from a slow start to last year’s final visit to Corfu. Meanwhile, Leslie Fooled Hitler Documentary Newcastle’s Civic Centre, where against Mark Williams, but the takes over leadership of a scout exploring the role played by rare diaries reveal the story of Welshman claimed the last troop, but finds the children George VI in maintaining the Victorian heroine Grace Darling three frames of the evening to under his care far more of a secrecy of the plans for the and her mission to save lives lead 10-7 heading into the final challenge than expected. D-Day landings, and looking at sea. Other items brought in day. Both players were in the 9.00 Victoria Albert unveils at how British intelligence to be valued include a tiny pot top half of the draw this year, ambitious plans for an viewed the monarchy. that turns out to be worth a from which Neil Robertson international exhibition – but 9.00 Celebrity SAS: Who Dares small fortune and a child’s was the favourite to progress has to find a way to fund it. Wins for Stand Up to penny-farthing bicycle. following a stellar season on the Lord Palmerston causes uproar Cancer The previous episode’s 9.00 Line of Duty Extended circuit. The commentary team when he sends the navy in interrogation test leads to a episode of the crime drama, in features five former world to blockade Greece after an series of drop-outs, while which closely guarded secrets champions in Dennis Taylor, attack on a British subject, those who remain face the are finally revealed. Adrian Steve Davis, John Parrott, Ken and Monmouth hires Penge daunting final challenge at the Dunbar stars. Last in series. Doherty and Stephen Hendry. to spy on Sophie and Joseph. El Morado glacier. Last in series. 10.25 BBC News; Regional News 11.00 Maps to the Stars (2014/18) 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does 10.50 Match of the Day 2 A disfigured woman is hired 10.15 easyJet: Inside the Cockpit Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts Mark Chapman reviews as an assistant to a fading Documentary following pilots at the comedy panel show’s the latest Premier League Hollywood star – who has work. Captain Emma Henderson version of the words-and- action, introducing highlights become obsessed with her faces technical breakdowns, numbers quiz, with Sean Lock of Huddersfield Town v dead mother and is determined turbulence, and a medical and Roisin Conaty taking on Manchester United at the John to recreate her most famous emergency when a passenger Alan Carr and Joe Lycett. (R) Smith’s Stadium, Chelsea v film role. Meanwhile, a teen idol collapses in her arms. (R) 11.00pm Sex Tape One couple’s Watford at Stamford Bridge goes off the rails under the 11.15 John Bishop’s Ireland The unusual fetish divides opinion. (R) and Arsenal v Brighton & Hove influence of his overbearing comedian meets the Emerald Isle’s last 12.05am FILM PREMIERE Fading Albion at the Emirates Stadium, parents and a chauffeur traditional matchmaker. (R) 11.40 Planet Gigolo. (2013/15) Comedy drama, as the race for the top four harbours dreams of becoming Child. Observing children growing up directed by and starring John Turturro. continued. The latter of the a writer. David Cronenberg’s in radically different cultures around ★★★ 1.40 George Clarke’s Amazing three matches took on even drama, starring Julianne Moore the world. (R) 12.30am Jackpot247. Spaces (R) 2.35 Grand Designs Australia. greater importance, with the and Mia Wasikowska. ★★★ Interactive gaming. 3.00 Motorsport A couple face a challenging build in Seagulls looking to boost their 12.45am Question Time Fiona Bruce UK. Action from Brands Hatch in Kent. the Sydney suburb of North Bondi. (R) chances of avoiding relegation hosts the political debate from 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am 3.30 Bang on Budget (R) 4.25 Shipping against the Gunners. Warrington. (R) 1.45 Holby City (R) The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests are Wars UK (R) 4.55 The £100k Drop (R) 12.10-6.00am BBC News 2.45-6.00am This Is BBC Two invited to air their differences. (R) 5.50-6.25am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad GOLD Sunday Channel 5 7.25am Lucky Feller 7.55 Goodnight Sweetheart 8.35 Fawlty Towers – Favourite Moments 10.40 MAY 5 FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Gavin & Stacey. Fourteen episodes. 8.00pm 6.00am Milkshake! Children’s shows. Death on the Tyne. Comedy mystery, starring Johnny Vegas and Sian Gibson. 10.00 Inside No 9. 10.00 Rise of the Teenage Mutant Double bill of the comedy series. 11.20 The Ninja Turtles Double bill. Mighty Boosh. Double bill. 12.40am Inside No 9. Showbiz news. Double bill. 2.00 The Mighty Boosh. Double bill. 10.30 Access 3.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 3.25 The League of 10.35 Police Interceptors (R) Gentlemen 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 11.20 Friends Six episodes. (R) DAVE 2.20pm Evan Almighty (2007/PG) 6.00am Teleshopping 7.25 Dara O Briain’s Go 8 God recruits a politician to Bit 8.20 Top Gear Bolivia Special 10.00 Red Bull build an ark and save the world’s Soapbox Race 2016 11.00 World’s Most Dangerous Roads. Double bill. 1.00pm Top Gear animals from an impending India Special 3.00 James May’s Cars of the cataclysm. Comedy sequel, People. Triple bill. 6.00 Red Bull Soapbox 2015 starring Steve Carell. ★★★ 7.00 Hurricane Man 8.00 Border Interceptors. Double bill. 9.00 Have I Got a Bit More News 4.10 Cruising with Jane McDonald for You 10.00 Live at the Apollo 11.00 Double bill. The singer explores Hypothetical 12.00m’t Have I Got a Bit More Line of Duty, BBC1, 9pm California; The second part of News for You 1.00 Mock the Week 1.40 Have I Jane’s journey across India. (R) Got a Bit More News for You 2.40 Have I 3.25 Got a Bit More Old News for You The 4.40 9.00 6.05 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Indestructibles 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Agatha Christie’s Poirot Sunday Night SKY CINEMA PREMIERE Wild The explorer travels to at the Palladium. Will Young performs Love 6.00am ★★★ 7.45 DRAMA Revolution. 10.00 Grantchester. Double bill of Knuckleball (2018/15) Panama to meet a coffee- Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile: 7.15am The Bill. Four episodes. 11.20 Call the the drama. 12.05am Wire in the Blood 1.50 8.15 producing US couple. (R) 2.45 Special Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil Midwife. Double bill. 2.00pm Oliver Twist. Agatha Christie’s Poirot Classic Emmerdale. and Vile (2019/18) ★★★ 10.10 PREMIERE Puzzle Seven episodes. 5.50-6.00am ITV3 Nightscreen 7.00 Cricket on 5 England v Double bill. 5.45 Call the Midwife. Double bill. (2018/15) ★★★★ 12.00noon Slender Man 8.20 The Heart Guy. Hugh’s world is turned BBC FOUR (2018/15) ★★★ 1.45 Free Preview Bumblebee Pakistan. Highlights of the upside down after Harriet gives birth to their 7.00pm 2.00 Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile baby. 9.20 Silent Witness. A woman is killed in a Retreat: Meditations from a Monastery. ★★★ 4.00 one-off T20 international at Life in Belmont Abbey. 8.00 Secret Agent (2019/18) The Equalizer 2 (2018/15) Sophia Gardens in Cardiff, car crash. 11.25 Rosemary & Thyme. Double bill. ★★★★★ 6.10 PREMIERE Puzzle (2018/15) 1.30am The Brokenwood Mysteries 3.25 Selection: WW2. The students are schooled in ★★★★ 8.00 where a busy summer of cricket guns, explosives and silent killing techniques. 9.00 Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil Steptoe and Son 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping and Vile (2019/18) Biopic, starring Zac Efron. begins for the home side. The Lancaster: Britain’s Flying Past. John Sergeant ★★★ 10.00 YESTERDAY examines the history of the bomber. 10.00 The Equalizer 2 (2018/15) Thriller, with 7.55 5 News Weekend Headlines. Denzel Washington. ★★★★★ 12.10am Slender 6.00am Weekend Warriors 7.10 Searching for Imagine: Beware of Mr Baker 11.30 Leonard ★★★ 1.50 12.30-4.00am Man (2018/15) Death Race: Beyond 8.00 Blind Date Paul O’Grady hosts Shakespeare’s House: A Time Team Special 8.00 Bernstein at the BBC Line of Duty Anarchy (2018/15) ★★★ 3.45 Party Crasher the dating show in which a Alaska: Earth’s Frozen Kingdom. Triple bill. 11.00 SKY ONE (2018/18) ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Shazam!: Special bodybuilder and a beauty Yellowstone. Double bill. 1.00pm Alaska: Earth’s Frozen Kingdom. Triple bill. 4.00 Yellowstone. 6.00am Hour of Power 7.00 The Flash 8.00 FILM4 9.00 11.00 consultant choose from three Triple bill. 7.00 The Story of Only Fools and Supergirl The Simpsons. Four episodes. 11.00am FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992/U) suitors. Plus, a chance to catch Horses 8.05 ’Allo ’Allo! Triple bill of the comedy WWE Raw Hlts 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles. ★★★ 12.35pm 2.00 3.00 The House of Magic (2013/U) series. 10.00 Abandoned Engineering 11.00 Hitler’s Double bill. MacGyver Modern Family. ★★★ 2.25 Carry On Cleo (1964/PG) ★★★★ 4.15 up with last week’s couples Four episodes. 5.00 The Simpsons. Double bill. to see how they got on. Most Wanted 12.00m’t The Story of Only Last Holiday (2006/12) ★★ 6.40 The League of Fools and Horses 1.00 Weekend Warriors 2.00 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons. Triple Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003/12) Comic-book 9.00 Pompeii’s Final Hours: New Searching for Shakespeare’s House: A Time bill. 8.00 MacGyver. Angus and Desi help Syrian fantasy adventure, with Sean Connery. ★★ 9.00 Team Special 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping refugees. 9.00 Hawaii Five-0. A renowned street The Other Woman (2014/12) Comedy, starring Evidence Historian Bettany 10.00 Hughes, archaeologist Raksha artist is murdered. NCIS: Los Angeles Cameron Diaz. ★★ 11.10 RoboCop (2014/12) Sci-fi ITV2 11.00 Magnum P.I 12.00m’t S.W.A.T 1.00 SEAL thriller remake, starring Joel Kinnaman. ★★★ Dave and John Sergeant reveal 6.00am You’ve Been Framed! Gold 6.25 Team 2.00 The Force: Essex. Double bill. 1.25-3.35am The Purge: Anarchy (2014/15) ★★★ 9.15 12.15pm 4.00-6.00am Caught on Dashcam. Double bill. fresh evidence surrounding the Emmerdale Coronation Street TALKING PICTURES TV volcano’s eruption. They begin You’ve Been Framed! Gold. Double bill. 1.50 FILM Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams (2002/U) SKY ATLANTIC 6.00am It’s Great to Be Young (1956/PG) ★★★★ on October 22, 79AD, two days ★★★★ 3.55 Britain’s Got Talent 5.15 Britain’s Got 6.00am Storm City 7.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel 7.50 Lost Horizon (1973/U) ★★ 10.40 1930s Car before Pompeii was destroyed, More Talent 6.15 FILM Jurassic Park III (2001/PG) Secrets 8.00 Without a Trace. Five episodes. Racing Around the World 10.50 The Devil and ★★★ 8.00 FILM Quantum of Solace (2008/12) 1.00pm David Attenborough’s Natural History Daniel Webster (1941/U) ★★★ 12.55pm The and piece together the final 2.30 hours of the doomed city. (R) James Bond thriller, starring Daniel Craig and Museum Alive The Making of David Immortal Orson Welles 2.10 It Should Happen to Olga Kurylenko. ★★★ 10.15 Family Guy. Triple bill. Attenborough’s Natural History Museum Alive You (1954/U) ★★★★ 3.50 Blithe Spirit (1945/U) 11.35 American Dad! Double bill. 12.35am The 3.30 Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile: ★★★★ 5.50 Wild Wings 6.30 For the Love of 10.00 PREMIERE Get Hard (2015/15) Cleveland Show. Double bill. 1.25 Release the Special 4.00 Blue Bloods. Five episodes. 9.00 Ada 7.00 Above Us the Waves (1955/U) ★★ A corrupt businessman is Hounds 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping Game of Thrones. The Night King and the army 9.00 Armchair Theatre. An ageing actress tries convicted of fraud, and given of the dead reach Winterfell. Starring Emilia to control her daughter’s life. 10.00 The Deep ITV3 Clarke and Kit Harington. 10.35 Real Time with Bill (1977/15) Action adventure, starring Robert 30 days to put his affairs in 6.00am The Royal 6.55 Heartbeat. Double bill. Maher 11.50 SMILF 12.25am Game of Thrones. Shaw. ★★★ 12.30am The Wild Heart (1952/PG) order before starting a prison 9.05 Long Lost Family 10.05 Agatha Christie’s Double bill. 3.30 Alan Partridge’s Mid Morning ★★★★ 2.10 What Is Cinema? (2013/12) ★★★ sentence. He assumes a black Poirot. Double bill. 2.20pm Inspector Morse Matters 4.00-6.00am The British. Double bill. 3.50-6.00am Thunder Rock (1942/PG) ★★★★ employee has a criminal past, and seeks his help in preparing Variations S4C 6.00am Cyw 8.50 Penblwyddi Cyw 8.55 struggle to breed and prepare themselves for Pen-Blwydd Pwy? Bachgen 9.00 Iolo: Deifio yn the challenges of the winter ahead. Last in for a life behind bars – not 9.00 11.00-11.30am y Barrier Reef 10.00 Mynyddoedd Y Byd: Yr series. Drych. A transgender woman from realising that the financially BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 11.00 Blackwood discusses her sense of identity in Sunday Politics Wales. Presented by Arwyn Himalaia – Ffion Dafis Rownd a Rownd struggling working stiff has 11.55 Chwedloni 12.00noon Yr Wythnos 12.30 Y the aftermath of a failed attempt at gender Jones. 3.05pm Money for Nothing. Sarah Moore Sioe Fwyd 1.00 Byd Pws 1.45 Seiclo: Y Clasuron reassignment treatment. 10.00 Y Byd yn Ei never broken the law in his life. transforms three items. 3.50 Garden Rescue. Comedy, with Will Ferrell. ★★ 2.15 LIVE Sgorio 5.00 Ffermio. Agricultural Le Gyda Guto Harri. Guto Harri explores the Designing a garden for a newly married St issues. 5.30 Newyddion a Chwaraeon 5.40 campaign for Scottish independence, and 4.20 12.05am Greatest Ever Movie Albans couple. Weatherman Walking: The Pobol y Cwm. Omnibus. 7.30 Dechrau Canu questions the impact Brexit may have on this (R) Teleshopping Welsh Coast. Derek Brockway walks from the Dechrau Canmol. Ryland Teifi walks a small divisive issue. Plus, a look at the possibility Blunders 1.05 3.05 4.50-5.50 Access 3.15 The Yorkshire Vet (R) 4.00 mouth of the Dee Estuary to Rhyl. section of the Pembrokeshire coastal path. of Welsh independence. 10.30-11.35 Corau The 1900 Island. Four families adapt to life on an Congregational singing comes from the Rhys Meirion. Rhys Meirion finds out how Tattoo Disasters UK (R) 4.45 House island. 6.50-6.55pm BBC Wales Today Ebenezer Chapel of Dyfed, featuring the Ysgol former soldiers are forging friendships and Doctor (R) 5.10 Divine Designs (R) ITV WALES As ITV except: 5.45-6.00pm ITV y Preseli Choir. 8.00 Cymru Wyllt. Footage of generating the feeling of brotherhood 5.35-6.00am Wildlife SOS (R) News Cymru Wales. Ther latest headlines. Wales’ wildlife during autumn, as they face a through singing together in a choir. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.00 Rip Off Britain 6.00am The Repair Shop (R) 6.45 The 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.25am Cheers (R) 7.20 Everybody 9.45 Homes Under the Hammer Customer Is Always Right (R) 8.30 Lorraine Entertainment news. Loves Raymond (R) 8.40 Frasier (R) 10.45 The Customer Is Always 7.30 Antiques Roadshow (R) 8.30 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests (R) 10.10 Ramsay’s Kitchen Right 11.30 Wanted Down Under The Week in Parliament 9.00 air their differences in the studio. Nightmares USA. From New (R) Bargain Hunt Jersey. (R) Undercover 12.15pm BBC News at 9. Headlines. 10.30 This Morning A mix of celebrity 11.05 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 11.05 The Eagle Has Landed (1976/15) Boss USA (R) 12.05pm Couples chat and lifestyle features. Come Dine with Me (R) 1.30 Impossible With Rick Edwards. Second World War adventure, 12.30pm Loose Women Celebrity ★★★ 1.05 Posh Pawn From Surrey. (R) 2.15 Escape to the Country with Michael Caine. interviews and studio discussion. Margherita Taylor helps a couple 2.10 Countdown Gameshow. 1.15pm Talking Snooker The lives and 1.45 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather search for a property in Dorset. (R) careers of Alex Higgins, Jimmy 3.00 A Place in the Sun Barbados. (R) 1.55 Regional News; Weather 3.15 Money for Nothing Sarah White and Ronnie O’Sullivan. (R) 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: Moore saves four more items. (R) 2.00 Snooker: The World 2.00 Judge Rinder More real-life Where Are They Now? 4.15 Garden Rescue Creating a space Championship Coverage from cases in a studio courtroom. 5.00 Four in a Bed Jon and Lisa for a Bristol couple, including the third session of the final, as 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal David Cobby welcome their rivals to a spot for alfresco yoga. the players face a potential eight Dickinson visits Blackburn. (R) the Swan Motel in Gillingham. (R) 5.00 The Repair Shop Presenter Jay frames at the Crucible Theatre. 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. 5.30 Extreme Cake Makers Molly Blades and the team tackle a 6.00 The Farmers’ Country 5.00 The Chase Martin, Lynsey, Sonia creates a giant spider cake. (R) vintage horse-racing game. Showdown A beekeeper and Matt compete in the quiz. 6.00 The Simpsons Animation. (R) 5.45 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. strives to sell his produce. (R) 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Maxine confronts 6.30 BBC News; Regional News 6.30 Eggheads With Jeremy Vine. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather Damon about a promise. (R) 7.00 The One Show The first visit 7.00 Snooker: The World 7.00 Emmerdale Ellis is fixed on 7.00 Channel 4 News of the week to the studio. Championship Hazel Irvine getting justice, and Rhona Including sport and weather. 7.30 Garden Rescue Charlie introduces coverage of the has some explaining to do. 7.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Dimmock and Harry and David concluding session of this year’s 7.30 Coronation Street A Doherty visits Germany to learn Rich compete as they design final at the Crucible Theatre in hysterical Mary is stunned when the secret behind potato crisps. gardens for a Swansea couple. (R) Sheffield, where the successful Norris returns to Weatherfield. 8.00 Supershoppers Kate Quilton 8.00 EastEnders Ben sabotages player needs to reach 18 frames 8.00 Love Your Garden Alan and Sabrina Grant investigate one of Rainie’s cars and offers to lift the famous trophy. Mark Titchmarsh and his team retailers including Sainsbury’s, his services to fix it, and the Williams held off a fine transform a garden into a Morrisons and Aldi, and Atkins family move into No 1. comeback by John Higgins to super-stylish outdoor space. (R) test headphones that are 8.30 Room 101 Frank Skinner invites claim the title for the third time 8.30 Coronation Street Norris advertised as safe for children. guests Roisin Conaty, Chris in his career on a dramatic reveals to Mary that he and 8.30 Travel Man: 48 Hours in Kamara and Nish Kumar to evening at the Crucible last year, Freda are engaged and asks for Hamburg Richard Ayoade is share their personal gripes. (R) winning his first world title since a divorce so he can marry her. joined by Bob Mortimer in the 9.00 Not Going Out Charlie’s 2003. Williams started the 9.00 The All New Monty: German city, where they school gets a bad Ofsted rating, session with a 15-10 lead and Who Bares Wins Alexander check into a nautical-themed so Geoffrey and Wendy offer to held off late resistance from the Armstrong and Ashley Banjo hotel and join a tour of the pay to send him to a private Wizard of Wishaw to clinch return to lead another group red-light district. Last in series. school, which presents Lee and victory 18-16 and end his of male celebrities in recreating 9.00 Banged Up: Teens Behind Lucy with a moral dilemma. opponent’s hopes of a fifth the striptease from The Full Bars Two days into the 9.30 Ghosts Alison tries to ensure world crown. The commentary Monty, to raise awareness programme, the teenagers the shoot goes without a hitch team features Dennis Taylor, of the importance of early are put to work on the jail’s when a TV company films a Steve Davis, Ken Doherty, John health checks in preventing chain gang as they clear rubbish period drama in the house. Virgo and Stephen Hendry. prostate and testicular cancer. in the baking Florida heat. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 11.00 Surgeons: At the Edge of 10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.00 Sex on Trial Programme 10.30 Match of the Day Life At Birmingham Children’s 10.45 Sherlock Holmes (2009/12) exploring the stories behind Manchester City v Leicester Hospital, a surgical team led by The eccentric detective and his some of the most high-profile City. Action from the Premier consultant paediatric urology confidant Dr Watson investigate American student sexual assault League fixture at the Etihad and transplant surgeon Liam the apparent resurrection of a cases of recent years, to shine a Stadium, where the hosts McCarthy must transplant a criminal mastermind with links light on the complex issue of continued their title challenge. kidney from a father to his to the occult, who is carrying sexual crime and punishment 11.00 Back to Life Miri embarks on a two-year-old son. Meanwhile, out a series of seemingly in the modern world. road trip with her mother to visit consultant paediatric cardiac magical murders. Guy Ritchie’s 11.05pm 999: What’s Your Emergency? Oscar’s aunt, but an accident stalls surgeon David Barron performs action thriller, starring Robert A four-year-old boy is found them and Caroline is forced to discuss an intricate 12-hour operation Downey Jr, Jude Law, Rachel wandering alone in the street. (R) how she truly feels about Miri’s time in on three-year-old Madison, McAdams, Mark Strong and 12.10am Celebrity SAS: Who Dares prison. 11.25 Have I Got a Bit More who has a rare condition that Eddie Marsan. ★★★★ Wins for Stand Up to Cancer (R) 1.05 News for You. Katherine Ryan hosts, prevents blood from reaching 1.00am Jackpot247 Viewers get the Naked Beach (R) 2.00 Grand Designs: with Andy Hamilton and Cariad Lloyd. her lungs, giving her low chance to participate in live interactive The Street (R) 2.55 Bang on Budget. (R) 12.10am The Graham Norton Show. blood-oxygen levels. (R) gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Creating a kitchen diner. (R) 3.50 French With guests Keanu Reeves, Kylie 12.00m’t Supermarket Secrets (R) 1.00 Guests air their differences. (R) 3.55 ITV Collection (R) 4.45 Extreme Cake Minogue, Taron Egerton and Suranne Countryfile Spring Special. With Matt Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Makers (R) 4.55 The £100k Drop (R) Jones. (R) 1.05-6.00am BBC News Baker. (R) 1.55-6.30am This Is BBC Two Kyle Show. More confrontations. (R) 5.50-6.25am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad GOLD Monday Channel 5 7.25am The Interviews 8.20 Lucky Feller. Double bill. 9.25 Goodnight Sweetheart 10.00 Richard E MAY 6 FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Grant on Ealing Comedies 11.00 Last of the 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Summer Wine. Double bill. 1.40pm Gavin & Stacey. Twelve episodes. 9.00 Murder on the 11.15 Traffic Cops (R) 12.10pm Blackpool Express. Comedy, starring Griff Rhys 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Bad Jones. 11.00 Inside No 9. Double bill. 12.20am Rob Tenants, Rogue Landlords (R) Brydon Live 1.20 Game On. Double bill. 2.35 1.10 Access. Showbiz news. Inside No 9. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 1.15 Home and Away See 6pm. DAVE 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. 6.00am Teleshopping 7.20 Dara O Briain’s Go 8 Bit 8.10 Storage Hunters 8.40 Top Gear: Burma 2.15 PREMIERE Hidden In Plain Special 11.20 James May’s Cars of the People. Sight (2019/PG) Thriller, starring Triple bill. 2.20pm Top Gear Winter Olympics Deborah Van Valkenburgh and Special 3.20 Top Gear: Burma Special 6.00 Red Gino Anthony Pesi. ★★★ Bull Soapbox Race 2018 8.00 Yianni: Supercar Customiser. Double bill. 9.00 Live at the 4.00 Friends Double bill. Ross moves Apollo 10.00 Would I Lie to You? Double bill. in with Chandler and Joey; The 11.20 Mock the Week 12.00m’t Dave Gorman: pals recall Thanksgiving. (R) Modern Life Is Goodish 1.00 Porters. Comedy with Ed Easton. 1.40 Have I Got a Bit More News The All New Monty: Who Bares Wins, ITV, 9pm 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. for You. Double bill. 3.30 The Indestructibles. 5.30 Neighbours Karl persuades DIY Daredevils 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Toadie to hold a fundraiser. (R) DRAMA Coronation Street. Double bill. 3.55 Agatha SKY CINEMA PREMIERE 6.00 7.00 6.00 Home and Away Bella finally 7.30am To the Manor Born. Double bill. 8.35 To Christie’s Poirot Heartbeat Murder, She 6.00am Wrote 8.00 Endeavour. 10.00 Prime Suspect 1973. Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and learns the truth about Ross. (R) The Manor Born: 25th Anniversary Special 9.55 Vile (2019/18) ★★★ 8.00 Trendy (2017/15) ★★★ As Time Goes By 10.35 Birds of a Feather. Double Double bill. 12.05am A Touch of Frost 2.00 ITV3 10.00 ★★★★ 12.00noon 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. 2.30-6.00am Puzzle (2018/15) bill. 12.30pm To the Manor Born 1.10 Last of the Nightscreen Teleshopping Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile Summer Wine. Double bill. 2.30 Rock & Chips. BBC FOUR (2019/18) ★★★ 2.00 Extremely Wicked, 7.00 Gallagher Premiership Triple bill. 7.00 Last of the Summer Wine 9.00 7.00pm 7.30 Shockingly Evil and Vile: Special 2.30 PREMIERE Rugby Highlights Mark Jonathan Creek. 11.35 Taggart 1.50am New Tricks Beyond 100 Days Great British 8.00 Damascus Cover (2017/15) ★★★ 4.15 Slender Man 2.55 Campion 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Railway Journeys Shipwrecks: Britain’s Durden-Smith and David 9.00 (2018/15) ★★★ 6.00 Puzzle (2018/15) ★★★★ Sunken History Cleopatra: A Timewatch 8.00 Flatman present action from YESTERDAY Guide 10.00 Cleopatra and Me: In Search of a Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019/18) ★★★ 10.00 PREMIERE Damascus Cover the penultimate round of 6.00am Thailand: Earth’s Tropical Paradise. Triple Lost Queen 10.30 Swallowed by the Sea: Ancient 11.30 (2017/15) Mystery thriller, starring Jonathan Rhys the regular season, featuring bill. 9.00 Wild Caribbean. Four episodes. 1.00pm Egypt’s Greatest Lost City Tales from the ★★★ 11.40 ★★★ Royal Wardrobe with Lucy Worsley 12.30am Meyers. Slender Man (2018/15) Harlequins v Leicester Tigers Thailand: Earth’s Tropical Paradise. Triple bill. 1.30am Death Race: Beyond Anarchy (2018/15) 4.00 Wild Caribbean. Four episodes. 8.00 NEW Secret Knowledge: Walter Scott’s Castle ★★★ 3.40 and Saracens v Exeter Chiefs. 1.00-3.55am Unfriended: Dark Web (2018/15) Royals on the Frontline 9.00 Bangers and Cash Line of Duty. Triple bill. Thriller. ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Extremely Wicked, Followed by 5 News Update 10.00 The World at War 11.00 The Green Green SKY ONE Shockingly Evil and Vile: Special. Biopic. 8.00 Police Interceptors Officers Grass. Triple bill. 12.55am Weekend Warriors. Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping 6.00am Monkey Life. Double bill. 7.00 Wild Vets. FILM4 8.00 9.00 pursue a driver who fled from an Double bill. The Dog Whisperer Air 11.00am Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012/U) accident in a decommissioned ITV2 Ambulance ER 10.00 Road Wars 10.30 David ★★★ 12.50pm ★★★ 2.45 2.30pm Vice Versa (1988/PG) ambulance, eventually 6.00am The Planet’s Funniest Animals 6.20 Attenborough’s Wild City. Four episodes. Madagascar (2005/U) ★★★ 4.30 One Fine Day 6.45 Premier League’s Greatest Moments 4.30 abandoning the vehicle on a Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records (1996/PG) ★★★ 6.50 Sister Act 2: Back in the You’ve Been Framed! Gold. Double bill. 7.35 Football’s Funniest Moments 6.30 The Simpsons. Habit (1993/PG) Comedy sequel, starring Whoopi railway line after crashing Emmerdale 8.00 Coronation Street. Double bill. Triple bill. 8.00 Supergirl 9.00 There’s Something Goldberg. ★★★ 9.00 Warrior (2011/12) Drama, through a level-crossing. 9.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.55 FILM The About Movies 10.00 Micky Flanagan – An’ with Joel Edgerton. ★★★★ 11.45 Abraham Followed by 5 News Update Golden Compass (2007/PG) ★★★ 12.10pm Another Fing Live 12.00m’t The Russell Howard Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012/15) Fantasy thriller, Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street. Double bill. Hour 1.00 A League of Their Own 2.00 SEAL starring Benjamin Walker. ★★ 1.50-3.45am 9.00 Sunken Treasures 1.40 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Team 3.00 Arrow 4.00 Brit Cops: Frontline The Darkest Universe (2016/15) ★★★★ 5.50 Crime UK 5.00-6.00am Stargate SG-1 Revealed: Drain the Ocean Kyle Show: Exes at War. Triple bill. You’ve TALKING PICTURES TV Archaeologists go in search of Been Framed and Famous! Gold 6.55 FILM Johnny English Reborn (2011/PG) ★★★ 9.00 SKY ATLANTIC 6.00am The Admirable Crichton (1957/U) ★★★ the wreckages of ships that Family Guy 9.30 American Dad! 10.00 Family Guy. 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 The 8.00 June Allyson 8.30 How Television Works were laden with treasure when Double bill. 10.55 American Dad! 11.25 The Guest Wing 8.00 Urban Secrets 9.00 The West 8.45 We’ll Meet Again (1943/U) ★★★ 10.30 She Cleveland Show 11.50 Celebrity Juice 12.35am Wing 11.00 The Warner Saga 12.00noon Without Played With Fire (1957/PG) ★★★ 12.30pm Tanks they sank centuries ago, and still 2.00 3.00 contain undiscovered riches. Plebs 1.00 Release the Hounds 2.05 Totally a Trace. Double bill. Blue Bloods The 12.45 The Immortal Orson Welles 2.00 The Edgar Bonkers Guinness World Records 2.20 West Wing. Double bill. 5.00 Without a Trace. Wallace Mystery Theatre 3.10 Scales of Justice Teleshopping 5.50-6.00am ITV2 Nightscreen Double bill. 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3.50 Daybreak (1948/PG) ★★ 5.30 Robin’s Nest 10.00 Police Code Zero: Officer 8.00 Blue Bloods. One of Erin’s informants is 6.00 Berth 24 6.50 Yesterday’s Enemy (1959/PG) Under Attack PC Mark ITV3 murdered. 9.00 Game of Thrones 10.30 ★★★ 8.50 1964 in Church Street Market 9.00 Lee fights for his life after a 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Thronecast 11.30 Last Week Tonight with John Van der Valk 10.00 Bunny Lake is Missing (1965/15) 6.55 Heartbeat 7.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.50 On Oliver 12.05am Game of Thrones 1.35 Extremely Mystery. ★★★★ 12.10am The Camp On Blood driver deliberately runs him the Buses. Double bill. 9.55 George and Mildred Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile: Special 2.00 Island (1958/15) Drama. ★★★ 1.50 The Gentle down and leaves him for 10.30 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.40pm Heartbeat The Wire 3.10 Real Time with Bill Maher Touch 2.50 They Were Sisters (1945/U) ★★★ dead, while another officer tries 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 2.50 Classic 4.20-6.00am The West Wing. Double bill. 5.05-6.00am Talking Pictures with Sally Geeson to persuade a violent man to hand over his distressed baby. Variations Cwpwrdd Dillad 1.30 Adre 2.00 Newyddion embarrasses Tesni once again. 8.25 Garddio a FILM PREMIERE S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Mwy. Iwan Edwards explains the next steps in 11.05pm Son of Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Corau Rhys the process of creating the Brexit Border, while (2015/15) A jailed Australian BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 6.50-6.55pm 4.00 a Gun 7.30-8.00pm Meirion Awr Fawr. Programmes for Sioned Edwards begins planting climbers BBC Wales Today Tudur’s TV younger viewers. 5.00 Stwnsh: Larfa. The gang around the new pergolas. 9.00 Marathon teenager is taken under the wing of a Flashback. Tudur Owen rewinds the funniest, veteran thief who is planning a gold has an adventure with a car. 5.05 Wariars. Casnewydd 2019. Highlights of the Newport most fascinating clips from half a century and Extreme sports. 5.15 Ben 10. Ben and his Marathon. 9.30 Ffermio. Agricultural issues. heist. Crime drama, starring Brenton more of Welsh television. Here he’s on a quest grandfather go on a fishing trip. 5.35 Dennis a 10.00 Ceffylau Cymru. David Oliver visits Ann Thwaites. ★★★ 1.10am Teleshopping to discover the truth about country life. Dannedd. Children’s animation. 5.45 Sgorio. and Gwen Holland and their Shetland ponies 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors. Medical ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV Highlights of the JD Welsh Cup final. 6.00 on Anglesey, while Nia Marshalsay-Thomas staff prepare to lead health care News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 Codi Hwyl. travels to Pembrokeshire to visit the Fletchers. at Six 8.00-8.30pm The Village. Summer brings John Pierce Jones and Dilwyn Morgan set sail Last in series. 10.30-11.35 Gwyl y Priodi: Moroco. tutorials. (R) 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK thousands of people through the gates. for the town of Dingle. 6.30 Ar Werth. A young Lowri Morgan travels to the Atlas Mountains in (R) 4.45 House Doctor (R) 5.10 Divine S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C couple take their first steps on the property Morocco to witness the annual gathering of Designs (R) 5.35-6.00am Wildlife SOS (R) a’r Tywydd 12.05 Becws 12.30 Portmeirion 1.00 ladder. 7.00 Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. Gerwyn Berber people in the town of Imilchil. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 6.30am The Repair Shop (R) 7.15 The 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.25am Cheers (R) 7.20 Everybody 10.00 Homes Under the Customer Is Always Right (R) 8.30 Lorraine Entertainment news. Loves Raymond (R) 8.40 Frasier Hammer 11.00 The Customer Is 8.00 Celebrity Painting 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 10.10 Ramsay’s Kitchen Always Right 11.45 Defenders UK Challenge. Last in series. (R) 9.00 10.30 This Morning Celebrity chat Nightmares USA (R) 11.05 12.15pm Bargain Hunt (R) BBC News at 9 10.00 Victoria and lifestyle features. Undercover Boss USA (R) 1.00 BBC News; Regional News Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom 12.05pm Couples Come Dine Live 12.15pm Politics Live 12.30pm Loose Women Topical debate with Me. From east Kent. (R) 1.45 Doctors A pompous man might from a female perspective. ruin Ayesha’s day at University. 1.00 The Super League Show 1.05 Posh Pawn A historic boat. (R) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 2.15 Impossible Gameshow. 1.45 Street Auction In Llanidloes. (R) 2.10 Countdown Gameshow. 1.55 Regional News; Weather 3.00 Escape to the Country Nicki 2.30 The TV That Made Me 3.00 A Place in the Sun Spain. (R) Chapman is in rural Somerset. With Eamonn Holmes. (R) 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: in a studio courtroom. 3.45 Garden Rescue The team are in 3.15 Ray Mears’ Northern Where Are They Now? Southsea on the South Coast. Wilderness Double bill. 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal Coventry 5.00 Four in a Bed A couple 4.30 The Repair Shop Items include Exploring Canada’s wilderness. (R) in Warwickshire is host to David welcome their rivals to the Hare a set of bagpipes that saw 5.15 Flog It! The shows best finds. (R) Dickinson and his dealers. (R) and Hounds in Braintree. (R) action in the First World War. 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show, hosted by 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. 5.30 Extreme Cake Makers Eloise 5.15 Pointless Quiz in which Jeremy Vine with winners from 5.00 The Chase Quiz show, hosted is asked to make a replica contestants try to score the other famous gameshows. by Bradley Walsh. of a vintage sewing machine. fewest points possible. 6.30 The Farmers’ Country 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.00 The Simpsons Animation. (R) 6.00 BBC News; Regional News Showdown Farming families. (R) 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Damon proposes. (R) 7.00 The One Show Another 7.00 Amazing Hotels: Life 7.00 Emmerdale Billy recalls the 7.00 Channel 4 News mix of nationwide reports Beyond the Lobby Giles events of the fateful night out, Including sport and weather. and live studio-based chat. Coren and Monica Galetti and Leyla insists on secrecy. 8.00 Bake Off: The 7.30 EastEnders Rainie notices explore one of the world’s most 7.30 Save Money: Lose Weight Professionals The five all her cars have been stolen, luxurious eco resorts on the The Dukan Diet is road tested, remaining teams of professional Ted makes a grand gesture to small island of Tetiaroa in French and Sian Williams joins dietician pastry chefs face the scrutiny of prevent Dinah moving into a Polynesia. Surrounded by a Linia Patel to find out if you can judges Cherish Finden and Benoit care home and Iqra and Habiba coral reef and an abundance of have your cake and eat it. Blin. Participants have to create panic when Mariam and Arshad marine life, they work alongside 8.00 Emmerdale Leyla confesses all 24 layered fruit cake slices and return home unannounced. staff of the Brando Resort. (R) and Tracy and Priya join forces. 24 lemon-shaped desserts. For 8.00 Holby City Ange plans to tell 8.00 Your Home Made Perfect 8.30 Hard to Please OAPs This their final challenge, contestants Chloe her biggest secret, when Laura Jane Clark and Robert week, June Brown gets a cutting- have five hours to create an a surprise locum throws her day Jamison compete to redesign edge pooper scooper and Sheila eclair tower to serve 48 people. into disarray. Ric’s granddaughter, the home of accountants Mimi Ferguson tries out an e-bike. 9.00 24 Hours in A&E Cameras Darla, arrives at Holby forcing and Luke, whose terraced house 9.00 The All New Monty: Ladies follow patients at south west him to deal with her pregnancy, in Grantham is bursting at the Night Coleen Nolan and London’s St George’s hospital on and Jac has a mystery patient. seams. Angela Scanlon presents. Victoria Derbyshire travel from royal wedding day, as patients 9.00 Trust Me Jamie’s life hangs in 9.00 Surgeons: At the Edge of Miami to Blackpool as they and and relatives reflect on the the balance, and it remains to Life Surgeon Ewen Griffiths Ashley Banjo create a cancer- meaning of lifelong love, be seen whether Zoe can save performs the most complex awareness dance extravaganza. devotion and commitment. him or if she is the one who operation in his field – Martina Navratilova, Laurie Among those treated are David, put his life in danger. Drama, removing a woman’s damaged Brett, Megan Barton-Hanson, 74, who is flown to St George’s starring Alfred Enoch and Katie oesophagus and using her Lisa Maffia, Danielle Armstrong by air ambulance after falling Clarkson-Hill. Last in series. own stomach to replace it. and Crissy Rock take part. from a first-storey window. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Don’t Forget the Driver 10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.00 First Dates Fred Sirieix All the latest news. Followed Attempting to escape their 11.00 Regional News; Weather welcomes more diners seeking by National Lottery Update pursuers, Green takes his whole 11.15 The Jonathan Ross Show. The romance including romcom fan 10.35 Eating with My Ex: family along on a day trip to host welcomes another batch of Becky who meets avid football Celebrity Special Babbacombe Model Village in celebrity guests to his famous green follower Leigh, and Del who Reality star Sam Bird has dinner Devon, while Joy’s ailing mind room, including leading lights from TV chats to musician Michael. with the girl he dumped to go transports her back in time. and film, before subjecting them to a 11.05pm Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell on Love Island, and comedian 10.30 Newsnight Analysis of no-holds-barred bout of questioning. and Back Gordon visits Catfish Cabin London Hughes is meeting her all the day’s main events. (R) 12.15am The Keith & Paddy Picture in Memphis, Tennessee. 12.05am When ex, fellow comic Tommy. 11.15pm Forensics: The Real CSI Show. Keith Lemon and Paddy I Grow Up. Primary school children 11.05pm Luisa Omielan’s What Would Cameras follow serious crime McGuinness remake Jurassic Park. (R) join the workforce for a week. (R) Beyonce Do?! TV stand-up debut by investigations in real time, revealing the 12.40 LaLiga Highlights. A round-up of 1.00 Undercover Boss Australia (R) the comedian who shot to fame in crucial role cutting edge forensic the latest matches in the Spanish 1.55 FILM PREMIERE It’s Only the one of the most successful debut science plays in bringing criminals to top-flight. 1.30 Jackpot247. Interactive End of the World. (2016/15) Drama, stand-up shows at the Edinburgh justice. (R) 12.15am Miriam’s Dead Good gaming. 3.00 Long Lost Family. Helping starring Nathalie Baye. ★★★★ 3.35 Festival Fringe and has since built up Adventure. Exploring mortality. (R) people to reunite with long-lost Bang on Budget. Lucy Alexander and a huge following. This performance 1.15 Your Home Made Perfect (R) relatives. (R) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen Harry Hoffen redesign a house. (R) 4.30 captures the infectious energy of her 2.15 Murder, Mystery and My Family (R) 5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show. Supershoppers (R) 4.55 The £100k Drop shows. (R) 12.25-6.00am BBC News 3.00-6.30am This Is BBC Two Guests air their differences. (R) (R) 5.50-6.25am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad GOLD Tuesday Channel 5 7.10am Lucky Feller. Double bill. 8.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 8.40 Last of the Summer Wine. Four MAY 7 FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 episodes. 12.00noon Hi-de-Hi! 12.40 2point4 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Children 1.20 The Green Green Grass. Double bill. 2.40 Last of the Summer Wine. Triple bill. 4.40 11.15 Traffic Cops (R) 12.10pm 5 Dad’s Army 5.20 2point4 Children 6.00 The News Lunchtime 12.15 Bad Green Green Grass. Double bill. 7.20 Dad’s Army. Tenants, Rogue Landlords (R) 1.10 Double bill. 8.40 Death on the Tyne. 10.40 Access. The latest showbiz news. Live at the Apollo 11.40 Game On. Double bill. 1.00am Black Books 1.40 Live at the Apollo 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. 2.35 Black Books 3.05 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 2.15 Seduced by a Stranger (2017/PG) DAVE Thriller, starring Chandra 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Dara O Briain’s Go 8 Bit West and Steve Bacic. ★★★ 8.00 Top Gear Winter Olympics Special 9.00 Top Gear 10.00 American Pickers. Triple bill. 1.00pm 4.00 Friends Double bill. Ross falls Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 2.00 Detroit Steel out with his co-workers; Ross 3.00 Sin City Motors 4.00 Steve Austin’s Broken turns to Joey for advice. (R) Skull Challenge 5.00 Top Gear. Double bill of the motoring magazine. 7.00 American Pickers 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. 8.00 Hurricane Man. 9.00 Would I Lie to You? Trust Me, BBC1, 9pm 5.30 Neighbours Finn decides to go, Double bill. 10.20 Mock the Week. 11.00 Dave but Bea tracks him down. (R) Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish 12.00m’t Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You 1.00 Porters 6.00 Home and Away Bella talks 1.40 Jon Richardson: Ultimate Worrier 2.45 1.50 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Double bill. 5.00 Without a Trace. Double bill. things through with Colby. (R) Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You 3.30 2.20 Teleshopping 5.50-6.00am ITV2 Nightscreen 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.00 Blue The Indestructibles 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Bloods. 9.00 NEW Chernobyl. Dramatisation. 6.30 Duty of Care: A 5 News Special ITV3 10.10 Game of Thrones 11.40 Billions 12.50am Young people leaving care. DRAMA 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Veep 1.25 Barry 2.00 The Wire 3.10 Without a 6.55 7.55 8.50 7.10am Dickensian 8.00 Juliet Bravo 9.00 Pie in Heartbeat Murder, She Wrote On Trace 4.10-6.00am The West Wing. Double bill. 7.00 Secrets of the National 10.00 11.00 the Buses. Double bill. 9.55 George and Mildred the Sky Classic Holby City The Bill. 10.25 12.40pm SKY CINEMA PREMIERE Trust with Alan Double bill. 1.00pm Classic EastEnders. Double Agatha Christie’s Poirot Heartbeat 2.20 3.20 4.20 1.40 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 2.50 Classic 6.00am Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Titchmarsh Alan visits bill. Bergerac Lovejoy Pie in the 3.50 Sky 5.20 Birds of a Feather 6.00 Brush Strokes Coronation Street. Double bill. Agatha Vile (2019/18) ★★★ 8.00 Puzzle (2018/15) ★★★★ Attingham Hall in Shropshire 6.40 7.20 Christie’s Poirot 6.00 Heartbeat. Police drama. 9.45 Damascus Cover (2017/15) ★★★ 11.25 As Time Goes By Last of the Summer 7.00 8.00 to tell the story of the second Wine 8.00 Judge John Deed. Drama series. 10.00 Murder, She Wrote Midsomer Murders. Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile 11.20 2.25am 3.15 Drama series. 10.00 Prime Suspect 1973. Double (2019/18) ★★★ 1.20pm PREMIERE Incontrol Baron Berwick, the profligate New Tricks Taggart Campion 12.05am Steptoe and Son 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping bill. Agatha Christie’s Poirot. Mystery. (2017/15) ★★★ 2.50 Slender Man (2018/15) ★★★ 19th-century owner who 2.00 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping 4.30 Puzzle (2018/15) ★★★★ 6.20 Damascus squandered the family fortune. YESTERDAY BBC FOUR Cover (2017/15) ★★★ 8.00 Extremely Wicked, ★★★ (R) Followed by 5 News Update 6.00am Weekend Warriors 7.10 Time Team 7.00pm 7.30 Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019/18) 8.00 Beyond 100 Days Great British 10.00 PREMIERE Incontrol (2017/15) ★★★ 11.30 Julian Special: Rediscovering Ancient Britain Time Railway Journeys 8.00 Blue Planet II. Animals that 8.00 The Yorkshire Vet Team. Double bill. 10.00 The World at War 11.00 Slender Man (2018/15) ★★★ 1.20am Party Norton is called out to treat a live on the coast. 9.00 Little Ships: The Miracle of Impossible Railways 12.00noon Time Team. 10.00 Crasher (2018/18) ★★★ 3.15 Extremely Wicked, 2.00 3.00 Dunkirk The Secret History of Our Streets 3.45 big bull with the largest abscess Double bill. Deep Wreck Mysteries 11.00 Wellington: The Iron Duke Unmasked Shockingly Evil and Vile: Special Trendy he has ever encountered. Julian South Pacific 4.00 Trains That Changed the 12.00m’t (2017/15) ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Shazam!: Special 5.00 6.00 Sex and Sensibility: The Allure of Art World Nazi Hunters The World at War Nouveau 1.00-4.00am Line of Duty. Triple bill. has to lance and drain it, knowing 7.00 Impossible Engineering 8.00 Abandoned FILM4 he is about to unleash a Engineering. 9.00 The Green Green Grass. Triple SKY ONE 11.00am The 300 Spartans (1962/PG) ★★★ 1.15pm ★★ 3.10 waterfall of smelly, infected pus. bill. 10.55 Porridge. Triple bill. 12.55am Weekend 6.00am Monkey Life. Double bill. 7.00 Wild Vets. 40 Guns to Apache Pass (1967/PG) Followed by 5 News Update Warriors 1.55 Time Team Special: Rediscovering Double bill. 8.00 The Dog Whisperer 9.00 Air Cottage to Let (1941/U) ★★★ 4.55 Run for Cover Ancient Britain 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Ambulance ER 10.00 Babylon 5 11.00 NCIS: Los (1955/U) ★★★ 6.45 Cowboys & Aliens (2011/12) 9.15 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the ★★★ 9.00 Deepwater Horizon (2016/12) ITV2 Angeles. Double bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0. Wild In Sri Lanka, Ben meets a Double bill. 3.00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK Fact-based drama. ★★★★ 11.05 2 Guns (2013/15) 6.00am The Planet’s Funniest Animals 6.20 4.00 Modern Family. Double bill. 5.00 The ★★★ 1.15-3.15am Dogtooth (2009/18) ★★★★ 30-year-old British vet who Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records. Double swapped her job in Newcastle Simpsons 5.30 Futurama. Double bill. 6.30 The TALKING PICTURES TV bill. 7.10 You’ve Been Framed! Gold. Double bill. Simpsons. Triple bill. 8.00 Arrow 9.00 SEAL Team to provide medical care to some 8.00 Emmerdale 8.25 Coronation Street. Double 10.00 11.00 6.00am I’ll Get You For This (1951/PG) ★★★ 7.40 The Force: North East The Russell 8.10 ★★★ of the island’s three million bill. 9.25 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 10.20 Howard Hour 12.00m’t Jamestown 1.00 Brit June Allyson I Didn’t Do It (1945/PG) 11.10 10.10 ★★ 12.25pm street dogs. Last in series. Superstore. Double bill. You’ve Been Framed! Cops: Rapid Response 2.00 DC’s Legends of Esther Waters (1948/PG) Circle Gold. Double bill. 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Tomorrow 3.00 Motorway Patrol. Double bill. of Danger (1951/U) ★★★ 2.00 The Edgar Wallace Coronation Street. Double bill. 1.40 The Ellen 4.00 Babylon 5 5.00-6.00am Stargate SG-1 Mystery Theatre 3.10 Decoy 3.40 The Ghost of 10.15 The Murder of Sarah DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show: Greville Lodge (2000/PG) ★★★ 5.30 Robin’s Nest Payne: A Mother’s Story Exes at War. Triple bill. 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 SKY ATLANTIC 6.00 Scales of Justice 6.30 Lady Hamilton (1941/ Documentary shedding light You’ve Been Framed! Gold. Double bill. 8.00 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 The PG) ★★★ 9.00 Van der Valk 10.00 The Medusa You’ve Been Framed! Gold: Best of the Best 9.00 Guest Wing 8.00 Storm City 9.00 The West Touch (1978/PG) ★★★ 12.10am Terror of the on the emotional fallout of Through the Keyhole 10.00 Family Guy. Triple bill. Wing. Double bill. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Tongs (1961/15) ★★★ 1.45 The Gentle Touch 2.45 the murder of Sarah Payne, 11.30 American Dad! Double bill. 12.30am The Investigation 12.00noon Without a Trace. Double The Christmas Coal Mine Miracle (1977/PG) ★★ the eight-year-old girl who was Cleveland Show 12.55 Superstore. Double bill. bill. 2.00 Blue Bloods 3.00 The West Wing. 4.45-6.00am The Pursuers (1961/PG) ★★★ kidnapped and killed in Kingston Gorse, West Sussex in 2000. Variations ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV Tretower Court and Castle. 6.00 Newyddion Roy Whiting was finally News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 Celwydd Noeth. With 6.30-7.00pm at Six 11.00-11.15pm ITV News Cymru Wales contestants from Denbigh, Cardiff and convicted of her murder and BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: Llithfaen. 6.30 Rownd a Rownd. Robbie decides BBC Wales Today S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C sentenced to life in prison. (R) 12.05 12.30 there is only one answer to the squabbling 1.45pm a’r Tywydd Mamwlad Alpau Eric BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: First Jones 1.00 3 Lle 1.30 Garddio a Mwy 2.00 between Lowri and Kay. 7.00 Heno 7.30 Pobol y 11.45pm 87 Stone: Fat Chance of Work Minister’s Questions. Full coverage of AMs’ (R) My Extreme Drugs Diary. Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da Cwm. Hearing Sara discuss her hopes for the 12.45am questions to the First Minister. 2.35 Street 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Cymru future puts Jason under pressure. 8.00 Ffit Drug users’ stories. (R) 1.35 Criminals: Auction. Paul Martin and Irina Aggrey raise Wyllt 4.00 Awr Fawr. Programmes for younger Cymru. The five leaders tackle a challenge Caught on Camera. The use of CCTV money for a woman in Llanidloes, Powys. 3.20 viewers. 5.00 Stwnsh: Ffeil. News and sport relating to Mental Health Awareness Week. to fight crime. (R) 2.00 Teleshopping The TV That Made Me. Eamonn Holmes headlines. 5.05 Henri Helynt. Henri tries to turn 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Y Byd yn Ei chooses TV shows that have had an influence a situation to his advantage. 5.15 Kung Fu Panda. Le: Datganoli 20. Guto Harri presents political 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (R) 4.45 on him. 4.05 Hands on Nature. Dragonflies Po and Mantis visit a unique festival, against discussion and debate. 10.30 Drych. A House Doctor (R) 5.10 Divine Designs and damselflies. 4.15-5.15pm Wales: Shiffw’s orders. 5.40 Larfa. Someone has been transgender woman discusses her sense of (R) 5.35-6.00am Wildlife SOS (R) Land of the Wild. Wildlife documentary. bitten. 5.45 Y Llys: Stwnsh. More sketches from identity. 11.30pm-12.05am Y Ditectif BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 6.30am The Repair Shop (R) 7.15 The 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.25am Cheers (R) 7.20 Everybody 10.00 Homes Under the Customer Is Always Right (R) 8.30 Lorraine Entertainment news. Loves Raymond (R) 8.40 Frasier Hammer (R) 11.00 The Customer 8.00 Undiscovered Worlds with 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 10.10 Ramsay’s Kitchen Is Always Right 11.45 Defenders Steve Backshall. The Arctic. (R) 10.30 This Morning A mix of celebrity Nightmares USA (R) 11.05 UK 12.15pm Bargain Hunt (R) 9.00 BBC News at 9 10.00 chat and lifestyle features. Undercover Boss USA (R) 1.00 BBC News; Regional News Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC 12.05pm Couples Come Dine Newsroom Live 11.15 Politics Live 12.30pm Loose Women Topical debate with Me. From east Kent. (R) 1.45 Doctors Becky decides what from a female perspective. she wants from Enzo, while 1.00pm The Boss Quiz show. (R) 1.05 Posh Pawn A collection of Karen enjoys keeping a secret. 1.45 Street Auction From Bristol. (R) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather boxing memorabilia. (R) 2.15 Impossible Quiz show. 2.30 The TV That Made Me (R) 1.55 Regional News; Weather 2.10 Countdown Gameshow. 3.00 Escape to the Country A couple 3.15 I Bought a Rainforest (R) 2.00 Judge Rinder Following real-life 3.00 A Place in the Sun Costa Rica. (R) cases in a studio courtroom. search for a home in Norfolk. 4.15 Ray Mears’ Northern 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: 3.45 Garden Rescue The team create Wilderness Retracing explorer 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal David Where Are They Now? an al fresco cooking and dining Samuel Hearne’s journey. (R) Dickinson and the dealers 5.00 Four in a Bed From the area in Melton Mowbray. 5.15 Flog It! From Barnard Castle. (R) visit Wolverhampton. (R) 13th-century Maunsel House. (R) 4.30 The Repair Shop The team 6.00 Eggheads Hosted by Jeremy Vine. 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. 5.30 Extreme Cake Makers Baker restores a baize-covered card 6.30 The Farmers’ Country 5.00 The Chase Simon, Tracy, Marilyn Mollie creates a giant pizza cake. table dating from the 1940s. Showdown Veterinary surgeon and Tom take part in the quiz. 6.00 The Simpsons (R) 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. Robin goes head to head with 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Amir and Shahid’s 6.00 BBC News; Regional News experienced breeder Di. (R) 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather shop is broken in to. (R) 7.00 The One Show More famous 7.00 Amazing Hotels: Life 7.00 Emmerdale Victoria opens up 7.00 Channel 4 News Including faces drop into the studio to Beyond the Lobby Giles to Moira, Leyla is determined sport and weather. discuss their latest projects. Coren and Monica Galetti visit to block out events and 8.00 Location, Location, 7.30 GP’s: Why Can’t I Get an the Anantara Al Jabal Al Akhdar Kerry witnesses a betrayal. Location Kirstie Allsopp Appointment? – Panorama in Oman, the highest 5-star 7.30 Coronation Street Alya and Phil Spencer go house- A report on the crisis facing hotel in the Middle East and a reveals she is booking Ryan for hunting in north London and patients and medical staff resort seeking to blend local a DJ set, and Freda shows Rita Hertfordshire. In London, Kirstie due to a shortage of doctors tradition with modern tastes. (R) a pile of letters addressed to helps first time buyers Emily across Britain, which many 8.00 Great British Menu Chefs Mary that Norris had hidden. and Dustin who are desperate GPs feel is putting lives at risk. Chris McClurg, Alex Greene and 8.00 Britain’s Brightest Family get on the property ladder. 8.00 Watchdog Live The Glen Wheeler make their way Having made it through the Meanwhile in Hertfordshire, presenters investigate a report to the kitchen for the Northern quarter-finals, two families go Phil tries to find somewhere for exposing the major retailers Ireland heats, preparing their head to head in the second three generations of women. caught on camera breaking the starters and fish courses. semi-final of the tournament, 9.00 Chimerica The morning after law by selling knives to a 16-year- 9.00 Forensics: The Real CSI hosted by Anne Hegerty. the election, Lee races to find old. Plus, how an agency trusted A man is violently assaulted 8.30 Coronation Street Rita the assumed Tank Man in New with personal details has lost and stabbed in his home by reads the letters and realises Jersey. He comes across a thousands of people’s data. two unknown assailants in they are from Brendan who is terrified Jimmy Wang, who tries 9.00 Earth from Space In the final Newcastle, and rookie Nicola clearly still in love with Mary. to escape. Cornered and episode, cameras in space show has to examine the crime 9.00 Planet Child Chris and Xand overwhelmed by emotion, he that the surface of the Earth scene for clues to identify van Tulleken bring a group of reveals some shocking is changing at a rapid pace as the attackers. Meanwhile in children under the age of seven information. Meanwhile in cities grow, forests disappear Sunderland, a woman reports to Covent Garden to complete Beijing, Zhang Lin is arrested for and glaciers melt. Last in series. being raped in a block of flats. a series of temptation tests. his anti-Party post. Last in series. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 QI Sandi Toksvig hosts the 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 Gogglebox Capturing the Latest headlines. Followed by quiz as Pointless co-presenter 10.30 Regional News; Weather households’ instant reactions National Lottery Update Richard Osman and comedians 10.45 Peston Political magazine show to what they are watching on 10.35 Ellie Undercover: Secrets Romesh Ranganathan and presented by Robert Peston, TV from their own sofas. (R) of the Multi-Level Rachel Parris join regular Alan featuring major interviews with 11.05pm Banged Up: Teens Behind Millionaires Journalist Ellie Davies to answer questions members of Westminster, topical Bars Two days into the behaviour Flynn goes undercover to on the theme of picnics. (R) guests and cultural figures. programme, the teenagers are put to investigate ‘multi-level 10.30 Newsnight With Emily Maitlis. 11.40pm British Touring Car work on the jail’s chain gang as they marketing’, an online selling 11.15pm Journey in the Danger Zone: Championship Highlights Action from clear rubbish in the baking Florida heat. scheme that promises young Iraq Part one of two. Documentary in the second round of the season at (R) 12.05am Sex on Trial. A look at women the chance to earn which former soldier Adnan Sarwar Donington Park. With commentary by high-profile American student sexual big money as ‘influencers’. explores the country to see how it David Addison and Tim Harvey. 1.00am assault cases. (R) 1.05 FILM Broken 11.35pm Our Dementia Choir with has changed since he was last there as Jackpot247. Live interactive gaming. City (2013/15) Crime thriller, with Mark Vicky McClure The first of a two-part part of the occupying force in 2003. (R) 3.00 Secrets from the Asylum. Part one Wahlberg and Russell Crowe. ★★ 2.55 documentary in which the actress 1.15am Surgeons: At the Edge of Life. of two. Stars research their ancestors’ Bang on Budget. A couple inject a sets up a band and choir of people Consultant maxillofacial surgeon Tim experiences in Victorian asylums. (R) Highland theme into their home. (R) with dementia, hearing their stories Martin operates on a woman with a 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am 3.45 French Collection (R) 4.40 Kirstie’s and rehearsing for a big performance. rare disease. (R) 2.15 Race Across the The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests are Handmade Treasures (R) 4.55 The £100k (R) 12.40-6.00am BBC News World (R) 3.15-6.30am This Is BBC Two invited to air their differences. (R) Drop. (R) 5.50-6.25am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad GOLD Wednesday Channel 5 7.10am Lucky Feller. Double bill. 8.05 Goodnight Sweetheart. Double bill. 9.20 Hi-de-Hi! 10.00 Last MAY 8 FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 of the Summer Wine. Triple bill. 12.00noon 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Hi-de-Hi! 12.40 2point4 Children 1.20 The Green Green Grass. Double bill. 2.40 Last of the 11.15 All New Traffic Cops (R) Summer Wine. Triple bill. 4.40 Hi-de-Hi! 5.20 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime (R) 2point4 Children 6.00 The Green Green Grass. 12.15 Bad Tenants (R) 1.10 Access Double bill. 7.20 Dad’s Army. Double bill. 8.40 Upstart Crow. Double bill. 10.00 Little Britain. 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Double bill. 11.20 Live at the Apollo 12.20am 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Upstart Crow. Double bill. 1.40 The Rebel 2.10 2.15 Strangers in Amish Country Limmy’s Show 2.40 Live at the Apollo 3.30 Harry (2017/PG) Romantic drama, Hill’s TV Burp 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping starring Jes Macallan. ★★★ DAVE 4.00 Friends Double bill. The pals 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Dara O Briain’s Go 8 Bit 8.00 Top Gear. Double bill. 10.00 American make New Year’s resolutions; Pickers. Triple bill. 1.00pm Cops UK: Bodycam Chandler annoys Monica. (R) Squad 2.00 Detroit Steel 3.00 Sin City Motors 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. 4.00 Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge 5.00 Top Gear. Double bill. 7.00 American Pickers 5.30 Neighbours David’s increasing 8.00 QI. 9.00 NEW Taskmaster. 10.00 Live at the Earth from Space, BBC1, 9pm conviction that Finn is a Apollo. 11.00 Jon Richardson: Ultimate Worrier changed man causes friction. (R) 12.00m’t Have I Got a Bit More News for You 1.00 Porters 1.40 Hypothetical 2.45 Have I 6.00 Home and Away Maggie and Got a Bit More Old News for You 3.30 The ITV3 Double bill. 5.00 Without a Trace. Double bill. 7.00 8.00 Simone reach an uneasy peace Indestructibles 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 6.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Blue Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Bloods 9.00 Billions. The case is jeopardised. for the sake of Bella and Raffy. (R) 6.50 Heartbeat 7.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.45 DRAMA 10.10 Veep 10.45 Barry 11.20 Chernobyl 12.30am 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. On the Buses. Double bill. 9.55 George and 7.10am Bergerac 8.00 Juliet Bravo 9.00 Pie in the 10.30 12.40pm The Wire. Double bill. 2.50 SMILF. Double bill. Mildred Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.00-6.00am 7.00 Secrets of the National Sky 10.00 Classic Holby City 11.00 The Bill. Double Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. The West Wing. Double bill. bill. 1.00pm Classic EastEnders. Double bill. 2.20 2.50 Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 3.55 SKY CINEMA PREMIERE Trust with Alan Bergerac 3.25 Lovejoy 4.25 Pie in the Sky 5.25 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 6.00am Puzzle (2018/15) ★★★★ 7.45 Damascus Titchmarsh The presenter Birds of a Feather 6.05 Brush Strokes 6.40 As Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Endeavour 10.00 Prime Time Goes By 7.20 Last of the Summer Wine Cover (2017/15) ★★★ 9.25 Extremely Wicked, visits an 18th-century cotton mill Suspect 1973. Double bill. 12.00m’t Law & Order: ★★★ 11.20 8.00 Rosemary & Thyme. Double bill. 10.00 1.00 2.05 Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019/18) in Cheshire, one of the world’s UK Agatha Christie’s Poirot ITV3 Incontrol (2017/15) ★★★ 12.50pm Slender Man New Tricks. 11.20 Taggart 2.10am Campion 3.15 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping first factories, uncovering the Steptoe and Son 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping (2018/15) ★★★ 2.30 Extremely Wicked, BBC FOUR Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019/18) ★★★ 4.30 stories of the child workers of YESTERDAY Puzzle (2018/15) ★★★★ 6.20 Damascus Cover the Industrial Revolution. (R) 7.00pm Beyond 100 Days 7.30 Great British 6.00am Weekend Warriors 7.10 The Way We Railway Journeys 8.00 Sword, Musket & Machine (2017/15) ★★★ 8.00 Extremely Wicked, Followed by 5 News Update Lived: A Time Team Special 8.00 Time Team 9.00 Gun: Britain’s Armed History 9.00 Brexit: Behind Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019/18) ★★★ Britain’s Lost Roman Circus: A Time Team Special Closed Doors – Storyville 10.00 Britain’s Pompeii: 10.00 PREMIERE A Moment in the Reeds 8.00 Saving Britain’s Hedgehogs 10.00 The World at War 11.00 Impossible Railways (2017/18) Drama, starring Janne Puustinen. ★★★★ The first of two programmes in A Village Lost in Time 11.00 Horizon: How Small Is 12.00noon Time Team 1.00 Britain’s Lost Roman the Universe? 12.00m’t Horizon: The Trouble 11.50 Incontrol (2017/15) ★★★ 1.20am Slender which Steve Backshall and Brian Circus: A Time Team Special 2.00 Deep Wreck with Space Junk 1.00 Blue Planet II 2.00 Horizon: Man (2018/15) ★★★ 3.00 Extremely Wicked, May go behind the scenes at Mysteries 3.00 South Pacific 4.00 History’s How Many People Can Live on Planet Earth? Shockingly Evil and Vile: Special 3.30 Trendy Greatest Hoaxes 5.00 Nazi Hunters 6.00 The 3.00-4.00am Shipwrecks: Britain’s Sunken History (2017/15) ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Final Score: Special Amazing Grace Rescue Centre World at War 7.00 Impossible Engineering 8.00 where more distressed Hitler’s Most Wanted 9.00 Porridge. Triple bill. SKY ONE FILM4 hedgehogs receive treatment. 11.00 Open All Hours. Triple bill. 1.00am Weekend 6.00am Monkey Life. Double bill. 7.00 Wild Vets. 11.00am Master of the World (1961/PG) ★★★ Followed by 5 News Update Warriors 2.00 The Way We Lived: A Time Double bill. 8.00 The Dog Whisperer 9.00 Air 1.10pm Bear Island (1979/PG) ★★ 3.40 The Dam Team Special 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Ambulance ER 10.00 Babylon 5 11.00 NCIS: Los Busters (1955/U) ★★★★★ 6.25 A League of 9.00 Old Wife, New Wife In the Their Own (1992/PG) ★★★ 9.00 Taken (2008/15) ITV2 Angeles 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0. Double bill. 3.00 final episode, John and his new Brit Cops: Rapid Response 4.00 Modern Family. ★★★ 10.50 The Survivalist (2015/18) ★★★★ partner Kaitlin spend a week 6.00am The Planet’s Funniest Animals 6.20 Double bill. 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama. 1.00-3.20am The East (2013/15) ★★★★ Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records. Double Double bill. 6.30 The Simpsons. Triple bill. 8.00 TALKING PICTURES TV living with his ex, Cheryl, in an bill. 7.10 I Love You’ve Been Framed! Gold 8.00 DC’s Legends of Tomorrow 9.00 Magnum P.I. attempt to mend their broken Emmerdale. Double bill. 8.55 You’ve Been 10.00 There’s Something About Movies 11.00 6.00am Port Afrique (1956/PG) ★★★ 7.50 June relationships for the sake of Framed! Gold 9.25 The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Russell Howard Hour 12.00m’t The Force: Allyson 8.20 It Should Happen to You (1954/U) 10.20 11.10 ★★★★ 10.05 ★★★ their children. Last in series. Superstore. Double bill. You’ve Been North East 1.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response 2.00 The Demi-Paradise (1943/U) Framed! Gold: Favourites 12.10pm Emmerdale. Strike Back: Silent War 3.00 Motorway Patrol 12.15pm Train of Events (1949/PG) ★★★ 2.00 The Double bill. 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 1.40 4.00 Babylon 5 5.00-6.00am Stargate SG-1 Edgar Wallace Mystery Theatre 3.10 Scales of 10.00 Missing or Murdered? The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Justice 3.45 The Scamp (1957/U) ★★ 5.30 Robin’s The Disappearance of Lee Show: Exes at War. Triple bill. 5.50 Take Me Out SKY ATLANTIC Nest 6.00 All For Mary (1955/U) ★★ 7.35 Boxell Examining high-profile 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold. Double bill. 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 The Centenary Express 7.45 The Pursuers (1961/PG) 8.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: Ultimate Guest Wing 8.00 Storm City 9.00 The West ★★★ 9.00 Van der Valk 10.00 The Deep (1977/15) cases which remain unsolved, 9.00 FILM Knocked Up (2007/15) ★★★★ 11.40 Wing. Double bill. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene ★★★ 12.30am Gumshoe (1971/15) ★★★ 2.10 The resulting in agony for families Family Guy. Double bill. 12.40am American Dad! Investigation 12.00noon Without a Trace. Double Gentle Touch 3.10 I Remember Mama (1948/U) of the victims and frustration 1.35 Superstore. 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping bill. 2.00 Blue Bloods 3.00 The West Wing. ★★★★ 5.45-6.00am How Television Works for the police. The first episode focuses on the case of Lee Variations visits an Earth sculpture near Caerphilly. plan. 6.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 Boxell, a 15-year-old who 10.30-10.45pm ITV News Cymru Wales Cymoedd Roy Noble. The broadcaster visits 6.00am 11.00 11.15 Cyfarthfa Castle in Merthyr Tydfil. 6.30 BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 6.30-7.00pm S4C Cyw Clwb Cwtsh: Sbarc disappeared in South London Ti Fi a Cyw 11.20 Sbridiri 11.40 Cwm Teg 11.45 Marathon Casnewydd 2019. Highlights of the BBC Wales Today 10.30 BBC Wales Live 11.00 7.00 8.00 in 1988, never to be seen again. 11.05 Blero yn Mynd i Ocido 12.00noon Newyddion Newport Marathon. Heno Pobol y Weather Ellie Undercover: Secrets of the 12.05 12.30 Cwm. Rhys isn’t comfortable when Ffion offers 11.05pm The Gypsies Next Door Multi-Level Millionaires 12.00m’t Our Dementia S4C a’r Tywydd Y Dref Gymreig Taith Tatw Dewi Pws 1.30 Her yr Hinsawdd 2.00 Hywel her support. 8.25 Adre: Angharad Mair. A Romany man decides to organise a Choir with Vicky McClure 1.00am Weather for 2.05 9.00 1.05-6.00am Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd Prynhawn Da With presenter Angharad Mair. Newyddion charity event. (R) 12.05am Cricket on 5. the Week Ahead BBC News 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Glan Llyn 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Ar Werth. Iestyn Leyshon England v Pakistan. 1.00 Teleshopping BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 4.15-5.15pm 3.30 Seiclo: Y Clasuron 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 surveys a recently renovated luxury block of 3.00 Access 3.10 All New Traffic Cops (R) Wales: Land of the Wild. Pufflings hatch off Stwnsh: Ffeil 5.05 Pengwiniaid Madagascar 5.15 flats. 10.00 Mwy o Sgorio. A chance to look the western tip of Pembrokeshire. Pat a Stan 5.25 Boom!. Rhys and Aled Bidder back at the JD Welsh Cup final. 10.30 Ffit Cymru. 4.00 Never Teach Your Wife to Drive ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV conduct scientific experiments. 5.35 Dreigiau: The five leaders to put their minds into practice (R) 4.45 House Doctor (R) 5.10 Divine News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales Gwarchodwyr Berc. Igion discovers the water and face their fears. 11.30pm-12.10am Galw Designs (R) 5.35-6.00am Wildlife SOS (R) at Six 8.00-8.30 Coast & Country. Andrew Price shortage has been caused by the Alltudion’s Nain Nain Nain. Ceri Morgan looks for love. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 6.30am The Repair Shop (R) 7.15 The 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.25am Cheers (R) 7.20 Everybody 10.00 Homes Under the Customer Is Always Right (R) 8.30 Lorraine Entertainment news. Loves Raymond (R) 8.40 Frasier Hammer 11.00 The Customer Is 8.00 This Farming Life (R) 9.00 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 10.10 Ramsay’s Kitchen Always Right 11.45 Defenders UK BBC News at 9 10.00 Victoria Guests air their differences. Nightmares USA (R) 11.05 12.15pm Bargain Hunt (R) Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom A mix of celebrity Undercover Boss USA (R) Live Politics Live 10.30 This Morning Couples Come Dine 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 12.15pm chat and lifestyle features. 12.05pm Quiz show. (R) with Me. From Leeds. (R) 1.45 Doctors Zara is angry to learn 1.00 The Boss Topical debate 12.30pm Loose Women 1.05 Posh Pawn From Surrey. (R) Daniel has made a decision. 1.45 Street Auction Presented by from a female perspective. With Rick Edwards. Paul Martin and Tim Weeks. (R) 2.10 Countdown Gameshow. 2.15 Impossible 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 3.00 Escape to the Country 2.30 The TV That Made Me (R) 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R) 1.55 Regional News; Weather A couple from London hope to 3.15 I Bought a Rainforest (R) 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: Where Real-life cases. make their first joint property 4.15 Ray Mears’ Northern 2.00 Judge Rinder Are They Now? Expats in Spain. purchase in Cornwall. (R) Wilderness Documentary. (R) 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal Items of 5.00 Four in a Bed From Lower Keats 3.45 Garden Rescue The designers 5.15 Flog It! People bring their interest in Peterborough include Glamping in Axminster. (R) create a Hindu-inspired garden. items along for valuation. (R) a desk set and a bracelet. (R) 5.30 Extreme Cake Makers 4.30 The Repair Shop Heirlooms 6.00 Eggheads With Jeremy Vine. 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. Zoe produces a swan cake. restored include a clockwork 6.30 The Farmers’ Country 5.00 The Chase Vee, Jimmy, Andy 6.00 The Simpsons Marge starts tractor used by a salesman. Showdown Pork and wine and Jo take on today’s Chaser. her own sandwich shop. (R) 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. producers set up shop at 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Russ Owen’s sister 6.00 BBC News; Regional News Shrewsbury Food Festival. (R) 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather returns to the village. (R) 7.00 The One Show Celebrity 7.00 MOTD: The Premier 7.00 Emmerdale David is unsettled 7.00 Channel 4 News chat and stories of interest. League Show Gabby by the truth, and Billy fears Including sport and weather. 7.30 EastEnders Louise has big Logan presents the magazine he has lost Ellis for good. 8.00 When I Grow Up news for Keanu, Ben puts programme featuring news and 7.30 Pensions: Are You Saving Documentary in which primary pressure on Jay to get the car lot action from the Premier League. Enough? Tonight To test school children from different land back and Sonia turns to 7.30 Pubs, Ponds and Power: whether people are saving backgrounds join the workforce Tina for advice about Stuart. The Story of the Village enough for their retirement, Joe for a week. Here the youngsters 8.00 Our Dementia Choir with Archaeologist Ben Robinson Crowley follows three people as go to work at Montezuma’s, Vicky McClure Part two of explores the history of they try to live off their future an artisan chocolate business two. The choir have just a few Cromford in Derbyshire, which predicted pension pots. near Chichester. They are weeks before entertaining was at the heart of Richard 8.00 Emmerdale David struggles challenged to design a new 2,000 people in Nottingham, Arkwright’s mechanised cotton with the betrayal, and Jessie box of truffles for Father’s Day. but their daily challenges mills and a textile revolution. (R) and Marlon want answers. 9.00 Grand Designs: The Street threaten to derail the project. 8.00 Great British Menu The 8.30 Martin Clunes: My Travels Kevin McCloud follows the last 9.00 Ambulance The staff of the Northern Ireland chefs present and Other Animals The of the projects as husband and North West Ambulance Service their mains and desserts, actor witnesses the dynamic wife Godfrey and Pauline seek prepare for England facing including an interpretation of a bond between man and to downsize to a modular, Croatia in the World Cup beef dish using guinea fowl and horse and elephant and rider. factory-built home. Once the semi-final. Before the match, a Glastonbury-inspired chicken. 9.00 easyJet: Inside the Cockpit building arrives on site, it takes the control room is kept busy 9.00 Pose Blanca encourages New pilot Stuart Freeman’s first just two weeks to be assembled with calls from a man who Pray Tell to start dating again, day flying paying customers is and is ready to move into – only claims to have murdered while the breakaway House of jeopardised by a faulty wiper, for a problem with the finance his wife and a husband whose Abundance children strike out while Captain Emma Henderson to leave them technically wife is about to give birth. on their own. Last in series. has a few flights to Iceland. homeless. Last in series. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Frankie Boyle’s New World 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 Lee and Dean Lee tries to 10.35 Question Time Presenter Order The comedian tries to 10.30 Regional News; Weather make Dean realise he has Fiona Bruce chairs the topical make sense of bewildering times 10.45 Great Art Tim Marlow tells changed, Nikki goes off the rails debate, inviting an audience as he dissects the week’s news the story of artist Francesco and Mrs Bryce-D’Souza finds a in Northampton to question using stand-up, discussion and Goya, focusing on the National solution to her unease with a panel of politicians and audience interaction. Regular Gallery’s exhibition Goya: The Lee’s involvement in her life. other guests on the main panellists Miles Jupp and Sara Portraits. Goya was a brilliant 10.30 24 Hours in A&E Cameras important issues of the day. Pascoe chip in with their observer of everyday life and follow patients at south west 11.35pm This Week Andrew Neil thoughts, alongside other took portraiture to new heights. London’s St George’s hospital introduces a round-table chat, in comic guests. Last in series. 11.45pm The All New Monty: Who on royal wedding day. (R) which he, Michael Portillo and other 10.30 Newsnight Bares Wins A group of male celebrities 11.30pm Gogglebox The households’ guests take a look back at the past 11.15pm Gun No. 6 Documentary recreate the famous striptease from opinions on recent TV. (R) 12.30am seven days’ political and parliamentary exploring British gun crime by tracing The Full Monty. (R) 1.00am Jackpot247 Joe Lycett’s Got Your Back (R) 1.00 developments. The latest on Brexit the history of a single illegal weapon 3.00 The Bletchley Circle: San Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back (R) will no doubt feature prominently, that has been used in 11 shootings and Francisco. A complex sting operation 1.50 The Curry House Kid (R) 2.45 as well as the fallout from the local three murders. (R) 12.25am Earth from is arranged to draw out two warring Undercover Boss Australia (R) 3.35 council elections and what the Space. The planet’s remarkable patterns factions. (R) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen Unreported World (R) 4.00 Bang on results mean for the main political and shapes. (R) 1.25 A House Through 5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show. Budget (R) 4.55 The £100k Drop (R) parties. 12.25-6.00am BBC News Time (R) 2.25-6.30am This Is BBC Two More guests seek the host’s advice. (R) 5.50-6.25am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad GOLD Thursday Channel 5 7.10am Lucky Feller. Double bill. 8.15 Goodnight Sweetheart 9.00 Morecambe & Wise in America MAY 9 FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine. Triple bill. 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine 12.00noon Hi-de-Hi! 12.40 2point4 Children 1.20 The Green Green Grass. Double bill. 2.35 Last of 11.15 Traffic Cops (R) 12.10pm 5 the Summer Wine. Triple bill. 4.40 Hi-de-Hi! 5.20 News Lunchtime 12.15 Bad 2point4 Children 6.00 The Green Green Grass. Tenants, Rogue Landlords (R) Double bill. 7.20 Dad’s Army. Double bill. 8.40 1.10 Access. Showbiz news. Citizen Khan 10.00 Little Britain 10.40 Live at the Apollo 11.40 Limmy’s Show. Triple bill. 1.15 Home and Away See 6pm. 1.40am The Rebel 2.20 Live at the Apollo 3.10 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Little Britain 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 2.15 Girlfriend Killer (2017/PG) DAVE Thriller, starring Dina Meyer 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Dara O Briain’s Go and Corin Nemec. ★★★ 8 Bit 8.00 Top Gear. Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Triple bill. 1.00pm Cops UK: Bodycam 4.00 Friends Double bill. Phoebe Squad 2.00 Detroit Steel 3.00 Sin City Motors meets her biological father; 4.00 Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge 5.00 Chandler and Monica’s Top Gear 7.00 American Pickers 8.00 Have I Got relationship becomes public. (R) a Bit More News for You 9.00 Live at the Apollo 10.00 Hypothetical 11.00 QI 12.00m’t Have I Got Our Dementia Choir with Vicky McClure, BBC1, 8pm 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. a Bit More Old News for You 1.00 Porters 1.40 5.30 Neighbours Kyle angrily Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled. Double bill. 3.35 The Indestructibles 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping confronts Paul in public. (R) ITV3 11.05 Billions 12.15am The Sopranos. Double bill. 2.25 6.00 Home and Away John and DRAMA 6.00am Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 3.00 Save Me 4.00-6.00am The West Wing Marilyn return from Germany. (R) 7.10am Bergerac 8.00 Juliet Bravo 9.00 Pie in the 6.50 Heartbeat 7.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.45 On 10.00 11.00 1.00pm 6.30 5 News Tonight Sky Classic Holby City The Bill the Buses. Double bill. 9.55 George and Mildred SKY CINEMA PREMIERE Classic EastEnders. Double bill. 2.20 Bergerac 3.25 10.30 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.40pm Heartbeat Lovejoy 4.25 Pie in the Sky 5.25 Birds of a Feather 6.00am Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and 7.00 Secrets of the National 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 2.50 Classic Vile (2019/18) ★★★ 8.00 Damascus Cover 6.05 Brush Strokes 6.40 As Time Goes By 7.20 Coronation Street 3.55 Lewis 6.00 Heartbeat Trust with Alan Last of the Summer Wine 8.00 The Inspector (2017/15) ★★★ 9.40 Incontrol (2017/15) ★★★ 11.15 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Vera 10.00 Law & Slender Man (2018/15) ★★★ 1.00pm Extremely Lynley Mysteries 10.00 New Tricks 11.20 Taggart 12.05am Titchmarsh Alan examines the Order: UK. Double bill. Inspector Morse Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019/18) ★★★ 1.35am Campion 2.35 Steptoe and Son 3.05 2.10 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping rags-to-riches story of Thomas Garden Hopping 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 3.00 Puzzle (2018/15) ★★★★ 4.50 Damascus Legh, owner of Lyme Park in BBC FOUR Cover (2017/15) ★★★ 6.30 Incontrol (2017/15) YESTERDAY ★★★ 8.00 Cheshire, and in Wiltshire, 7.00pm Beyond 100 Days 7.30 Top of the Pops: Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil ★★★ 10.00 PREMIERE 6.00am Weekend Warriors 7.10 Looking 1987 8.00 Supersized Earth 9.00 Brexit: Behind and Vile (2019/18) Perfect Oz Clarke learns the art of Underground: A Time Team Special 8.00 Buried Skin (2018/18) Horror, starring Richard Brake. painted glass restoration. (R) Closed Doors – Storyville 10.00 Titanic’s Tragic by the Blitz: A Time Team Special 9.00 Pugin Twin: The Britannic Disaster 11.00 Catching ★★★ 11.50 Slender Man (2018/15) ★★★ 1.40am Followed by 5 News Update – The God of Gothic: A Time Team Special 10.00 History’s Criminals: The Forensics Story 12.00m’t A Moment in the Reeds (2017/18) ★★★★ 3.40 The World at War 11.00 Impossible Railways The Secret Life of the Dog: Horizon 1.00 Top of Party Crasher (2018/18) ★★★ 5.30-6.00am The 8.00 Shop Smart, Save Money 12.00noon Buried by the Blitz: A Time Team Hurricane Heist: The Eye of the Storm Money-saving tips for summer, the Pops: 1987 1.30 The Hunt for Middle England Special 1.00 Pugin – The God of Gothic: A Time 3.00-4.00am Little Ships: The Miracle of Dunkirk including barbecue deals, the Team Special 2.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries 3.00 FILM4 benefits of smart meters and South Pacific 4.00 History’s Greatest Hoaxes SKY ONE 11.00am The Gunfight at Dodge City (1959/PG) ★★ 12.40pm The Buccaneer (1958/U) ★★★ 3.00 comparing summer school 5.00 Nazi Hunters 6.00 The World at War 7.00 6.00am Monkey Life. Double bill. 7.00 Wild Vets Abandoned Engineering 8.00 Bangers and Cash 8.00 The Dog Whisperer 9.00 Motorway Patrol. Legend of the Lost (1957/U) ★★ 5.10 Comanche uniforms. The team also helps 9.00 Open All Hours. Triple bill. 11.00 Nazi Double bill. 10.00 Babylon 5 11.00 NCIS: Los (1956/U) ★★ 6.55 Admission (2013/12) ★★ 9.00 a Watford couple save cash. Hunters 12.00m’t History’s Greatest Hoaxes 1.00 Angeles. Double bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0. Jason Bourne (2016/12) ★★★★ 11.30 Once Upon Followed by 5 News Update Weekend Warriors 2.00 Looking Underground: A Double bill. 3.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response 4.00 a Time in the Midlands (2002/15) Comedy. ★★★ Time Team Special 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Modern Family. Double bill. 5.00 The Simpsons 1.35-3.55am RoboCop (2014/12) Thriller. ★★★ 9.00 The Gypsies Next Door 5.30 Futurama. Double bill. 6.30 The Simpsons. TALKING PICTURES TV ITV2 8.00 9.00 Barry is in a battle with the Triple bill. The Flash There’s Something 6.00am council, who want him to move 6.00am The Planet’s Funniest Animals 6.20 About Movies 10.00 FILM Beverly Hills Cop II It Always Rains on Sunday (1947/PG) Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 7.10 (1987/15) ★★ 12.00m’t The Russell Howard ★★★★ 7.50 June Allyson 8.20 Forbidden Cargo into new housing purpose-built You’ve Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Emmerdale 8.25 Hour 1.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 2.00 (1954/PG) ★★ 10.05 The Woman in Question for travellers. Teenager Scarlett Coronation Street 9.25 The Ellen DeGeneres Jamestown 3.00 Motorway Patrol. Double bill. (1950/PG) ★★★ 11.55 Make Mine Mink (1960/U) dreams of being a successful Show 10.20 Superstore. Double bill. 11.10 You’ve 4.00 Babylon 5 5.00-6.00am Stargate SG-1 ★★★ 2.00pm The Flame Trees of Thika 3.05 Been Framed! Gold. Double bill. 12.10pm Buster Keaton & Richard Hearn ’Clowning model. Last in series. Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street. Double bill. SKY ATLANTIC Around’ 3.10 Behemoth the Sea Monster (1959/ 1.40 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 The PG) ★★★ 4.40 Berth 24 5.30 Robin’s Nest 6.00 10.00 My Extreme Drugs Diary Kyle Show: Exes at War. Triple bill. 5.50 Take Me British 8.00 Storm City 9.00 The West Wing. Sapphire (1959/PG) ★★★ 7.50 13 East Street Cocaine comes under the Out. Dating game. 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Double bill. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (1952/PG) ★★★ 9.00 Van der Valk 10.00 The spotlight as more of the UK’s Gold. Triple bill. 9.00 Family Guy. Double bill. 12.00noon Without a Trace. Double bill. 2.00 Passenger (1975/PG) Starring Jack Nicholson. 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Family Guy 11.15 Blue Bloods 3.00 The West Wing. Double bill. ★★★★ 12.30am The Vengeance of Fu Manchu hard drug users tell their stories. American Dad! 12.10am The Cleveland Show 5.00 Without a Trace. Double bill. 7.00 CSI: Crime (1967/PG) ★★ 2.20 The Gentle Touch 3.20 Those featured include friends 12.40 Superstore. 1.40 Totally Bonkers Guinness Scene Investigation 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 FILM The Miracle of the Bells (1948/PG) ★★★★ Mason and Rachel, whose Friday World Records. 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping Capturing the Friedmans (2003/15) ★★★★ 5.40-6.00am English Electric Apprentice Training night out reveals what attracts them to the stimulant, and Mark Variations tournament, hosted by Anne Hegerty. follow Acer and Emily who train younger pupils and Julie, who have both paid 11.15-11.45pm Love Your Garden. Alan at Maes Garmon school. Last in series. 6.30 Titchmarsh and his team transform a garden. Rownd a Rownd. Philip and Lowri try to make a high price for their habit. BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 6.30-7.00pm 7.00 8.00-9.00pm S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C Robbie feel at home in the shop. Heno BBC Wales Today The 1900 Island. 12.05 12.30 7.30 Pobol y Cwm. Colin faces a difficult 11.05pm On Benefits: Could Work, Hunger takes its toll on the fishing community. a’r Tywydd Ar y Lein Haearn a Dur Should Work A former salesman 1.00 Yr Afon 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd decision about Britt’s health. 8.00 Corau Rhys BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 4.15-5.15pm 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Meirion. A choir to highlight the need for with dreams of making it in the Wales: Land of the Wild. Terns lay their eggs, Tywydd 3.05 Lle Gynt Bu’r Dwr 4.00 Awr Fawr. organ donation. Last in series. 9.00 Newyddion music business. (R) 12.05am Extreme while rabbits emerge from their warrens. Programmes for younger viewers. 5.00 Stwnsh: 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Mynyddoedd Y Byd. Embalming (R) 1.00 Teleshopping 3.00 ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV Ffeil. News and sport headlines. 5.05 Y Dyfnfor. Former commando Owen Davis scales the The Yorkshire Vet (R) 4.00 Witches: News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales What’s happening in the depths of the seas highest peak in Uganda. 10.30 Y Sioe Fwyd. at Six 10.30 ITV News Cymru Wales 10.45 today? 5.30 Bernard. Bernard and Lloyd play With guest Aeron Pughe. 11.00 Y Stiwdio Gefn. A Century of Murder (R) 4.45 House Britain’s Brightest Family. Having made it hockey for the first time. 5.35 Prosiect Z. The With Crys, Ynyr Llwyd and Forever Kings. Doctor (R) 5.10 Divine Designs (R) through the quarter-finals, two families go head Zeds are in Ysgol Bro Idris. 6.00 Newyddion S4C 11.30pm-12.05am Mwy o Sgorio. A chance to 5.35-6.00am Wildlife SOS (R) to head in the second semi-final of the a’r Tywydd 6.05 OMG: Ysgol Ni!. Cameras look back at the JD Welsh Cup final. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 6.30am The Repair Shop (R) 7.15 The 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.25am Cheers (R) 7.20 Everybody 10.00 Homes Under the Customer Is Always Right (R) 8.30 Lorraine Entertainment news. Loves Raymond (R) 8.40 Frasier Hammer (R) 11.00 The Customer 8.00 Walks of Life (R) 9.00 BBC 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 10.10 Ramsay’s Kitchen Is Always Right 11.45 Defenders News at 9 10.00 Victoria 10.30 This Morning Celebrity chat Nightmares USA (R) 11.05 UK (R) 12.15pm Bargain Hunt Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom and lifestyle features. Undercover Boss USA (R) 1.00 BBC News; Regional News Live 12.15pm Politics Live 12.05pm Couples Come Dine Quiz show. (R) 12.30pm Loose Women Topical debate with Me. From Yorkshire. (R) 1.45 Doctors Becky enjoys an exciting 1.00 The Boss from a female perspective. day of VPAS visits with Valerie. 1.45 Street Auction In Swindon. (R) 1.05 Posh Pawn Last in series. (R) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 2.15 Impossible Rick Edwards hosts. 2.30 The TV That Made Me (R) 2.10 Countdown Gameshow. 1.55 Regional News; Weather 3.00 Escape to the Country 3.15 I Bought a Rainforest Charlie 3.00 A Place in the Sun Spain. (R) Nicki Chapman helps a buyer Hamilton James embarks on 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: Where find a home in north Wales. (R) a joint venture with Elias. (R) in a studio courtroom. Are They Now? Last in series. 3.45 Garden Rescue The team 4.15 Ray Mears’ Northern 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal David 5.00 Four in a Bed The B&B owners creates a slice of New York’s Wilderness The 19th-century Dickinson and the team help find out what they have been ‘High Line’ garden in Solihull. mapping of Canada. (R) the public in Swindon. (R) paid and settle some scores. (R) 4.30 The Repair Shop A pair 5.15 Flog It! At Muncaster Castle. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. 5.30 Extreme Cake Makers A birthday of albums charting Scott’s 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 5.00 The Chase Liam, Lutifah, Marie cake reaches new heights. expedition to the South Pole. 6.30 The Farmers’ Country and Phil take on today’s Chaser. 6.00 The Simpsons Animation. (R) 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. Showdown Three passionate 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Mercedes does her 6.00 BBC News; Regional News youngsters battle it out. (R) 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather best to prove her love. (R) 7.00 The One Show The usual mix 7.00 Saving Lives at Sea The story 7.00 Emmerdale Victoria is grateful 7.00 Channel 4 News of live chat and topical reports. of the volunteer lifeboat crews for Moira’s support, and Rhona Including sport and weather. 7.30 Still Open All Hours and lifeguards of the RNLI. (R) worries about her future. 7.30 Unreported World Granville has to deal with a 7.30 Mastermind John Humphrys 7.30 Coronation Street In Madagascar, reporter malfunctioning till and Leroy hosts a semi-final of the quiz. Ryan begs Alya not to tell Datshiane Navanayagam gains tells Beth about his plan to 8.00 Great British Menu The two Bethany he asked her out and rare access to some of the find a blind date for Ruby. (R) remaining chefs from Northern Mary tells Rita that she accepts hundreds of ‘forgotten’ children. 8.00 EastEnders Dinah struggles Ireland try to impress judges Brendan’s proposal of marriage. 8.00 Jamie’s Quick & Easy Food with how much her illness is Andi Oliver, Matthew Fort and Continues at 8.30pm. Jamie Oliver prepares Italian affecting Bailey, Louise turns Oliver Peyton, who are joined 8.00 John Bishop’s Ireland seared beef, then cooks up an to Bex for support and Jay by musician Loyle Carner. The comedian visits the town aubergine penne arrabiata. Plus, meets the financial advisor. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Monty of Westport, where one pub a spiced prawn soup featuring 8.30 A Question of Sport With Don plants out his tomatoes, stands out as the mecca of aromatic rice. Last in series. Kate Richardson-Walsh, Darren continues work in his paradise music. Later, he travels to 8.30 Joe Lycett’s Got Your Back Bent, Danni Wyatt and Jamie garden and reveals plans for the Museum of Free Derry. The comedian-turned-people’s- Heaslip. Sue Barker hosts. (R) a new project. Plus, a trip to 8.30 Coronation Street Freda is champion joins forces with 9.00 Have I Got News for You the Malvern Spring Festival. furious, realising Mary means celebrity guest Liza Tarbuck Jo Brand assumes the role of 9.30 The Looming Tower more to Norris than she does. to take on the housing market host, with Heidi Allen MP and Shaughnessy and Bennett 9.00 The Bletchley Circle: San and together send a letting Phil Wang joining the regulars. capture Mohamad al-Owhali, Francisco When a Russian agent packing. Last in series. 9.30 Would I Lie to You? who confesses to bombing the diplomat dies in Iris’s arms, FBI 9.00 Gogglebox Capturing the With guests Daisy May Cooper, embassy in Nairobi. O’Neill and officers sweep in to control households’ instant reactions Diane Morgan, Richard Osman Soufan search the home of a the story and rule the death as to what they are watching on and Rory Reid competing. (R) second suspect, Anas al-Liby. accidental. With Crystal Balint. TV from their own sofas. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.20 The Mini Mash Report Nish 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 Sex Tape Three couples have News and headlines. Followed Kumar and a cast of comedy 10.30 Regional News; Weather their intimacy problems laid by National Lottery Update correspondents present the 10.40 The All New Monty: Ladies bare in this revealing fly-on- 10.35 The Graham Norton Show satirical and surreal take on Night Martina Navratilova, the-wall reality programme. Will Smith and Naomi Scott everything that has happened Laurie Brett, Megan Barton- Incompatible sex drives and discuss live-action release in the news this week. (R) Hanson, Lisa Maffia, Danielle secret fantasies are exposed as Aladdin, Kevin Hart reflects on 10.30 Newsnight The day’s national Armstrong and Crissy Rock take Sabrina and Mike, Georgina and his part in The Secret Life of and international news stories. part in the cancer-awareness Aaron, and Kemi and Dan share Pets 2, while Octavia Spencer 11.05pm FILM PREMIERE Personal dance extravaganza. (R) their sex tapes with one another chats about her horror film Ma. Shopper (2016/15) A medium is asked 12.05am Take Me Out With a sales and therapist Anjula Mutanda. 11.25pm Sex on the Couch New to search for the presence of her late consultant, a strongman, a toy 11.05pm First Dates Diners seeking parents Joanne and Craig are struggling brother in the house his girlfriend designer and a model. (R) 1.05 Back to romance include a romcom fan and an to get their sex life back to how it was is now trying to sell. Psychological Mine. An ex-footballer from Preston avid football follower. (R) 12.05am Four before their baby was born. 12.10am thriller, starring Kristen Stewart. ★★ looks for love. (R) 1.30 Jackpot247. to the Floor 12.40 FILM Babylon AD Killing Eve. After surviving a close call 12.45am GP’s: Why Can’t I Get an Viewers get the chance to participate (2008/12) Sci-fi adventure, starring Vin with Villanelle, Eve now has the mole Appointment? – Panorama. Patient in live interactive gaming. 3.00 All Star Diesel. ★★ 2.10 Chimerica (R) 3.05 Lee ensconced in a safe house and hopes crisis. (R) 1.15 Forensics: The Real CSI (R) Mr & Mrs. Gameshow with Quentin and Dean (R) 3.30 Undercover Boss to crack the case open. Starring 2.15 The Importance of Being Oscar (R) Willson, Jermaine Jenas and Billie Faiers. Australia (R) 4.20 Bang on Budget (R) Sandra Oh. (R) 1.00-6.00am BBC News 3.40-6.45am This Is BBC Two (R) 3.50-6.00am ITV Nightscreen 5.15-6.10am The £100k Drop (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad GOLD Friday Channel 5 7.05am Lucky Feller 8.05 Goodnight Sweetheart 9.20 Last of the Summer Wine 11.20 Hi-de-Hi! MAY 10 FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 12.00noon Citizen Khan 12.40 2point4 Children 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine 1.20 The Green Green Grass. Double bill. 2.40 Last of the Summer Wine. Triple bill. 4.40 Dad’s 11.15 All New Traffic Cops (R) Army 5.20 2point4 Children 6.00 The Green 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Green Grass. Double bill. 7.20 Dad’s Army. Double Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords bill. 8.40 The Good Life. Double bill. 10.00 Little (R) 1.10 Access. Showbiz news. Britain. 10.40 The League of Gentlemen. Double bill. 12.00m’t Michael McIntyre’s Comedy 1.15 Home and Away See 6pm. Roadshow 1.00 Rob Brydon Live 2.00 The 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. League of Gentlemen. Double bill. 3.00 Harry 4.00-6.00am 2.20 An Emma Fielding Mystery Hill’s TV Burp Teleshopping – Site Unseen (2017/PG) DAVE Whodunit, starring Courtney 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Dara O Briain’s Go 8 Bit ★★★★ 8.00 Top Gear 10.00 American Pickers 1.00pm Thorne-Smith. Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 2.00 Detroit Steel 3.00 4.00 Friends Double bill. Ross makes Last Stop Garage 4.00 Steve Austin’s Broken Skull a bad impression; Joey dreams Challenge 5.00 Top Gear 7.00 American Pickers about dating Monica. (R) 8.00 Border Interceptors 9.00 FILM Friends with Benefits (2011/15) ★★★ 11.20 Not Going Out The Bletchley Circle: San Francisco, ITV, 9pm 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. 12.00m’t Have I Got a Bit More Old News for 5.30 Neighbours Finn finds Elly’s You 1.00 Porters 1.40 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish 2.45 Uncle 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping real ultrasound picture. (R) 2.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Bloods 9.00 Game of Thrones 10.30 Deadwood. 6.00 Home and Away Ziggy is in DRAMA 2.30 Teleshopping 5.45-6.00am ITV2 Nightscreen Double bill. 12.45am High Maintenance 1.20 FILM no mood to celebrate. (R) 7.10am Bergerac 8.00 Juliet Bravo 9.00 Pie in the Capturing the Friedmans (2003/15) ★★★★ 3.25 10.00 11.00 ITV3 SMILF 4.00-5.00am The West Wing. Double bill. Sky Classic Holby City The Bill. Double 6.00am 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. bill. 1.00pm Classic EastEnders. Double bill. 2.20 Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 3.20 4.20 5.20 6.55 Heartbeat 8.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.55 On SKY CINEMA PREMIERE Bergerac Lovejoy Pie in the Sky 10.00 7.00 The Gadget Show Craig Birds of a Feather 6.00 Brush Strokes 6.40 As the Buses. Double bill. George and Mildred 6.00am Damascus Cover (2017/15) ★★★ 7.50 7.20 10.30 Lewis 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile: Charles, Georgie Barrat and Time Goes By Last of the Summer Wine 2.50 Jon Bentley head into the 8.00 The Coroner 9.00 Father Brown 10.00 Emmerdale Classic Coronation Street. Special 8.20 Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil 11.20 1.40am 2.50 Double bill. 3.55 Lewis 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 and Vile (2019/18) ★★★ 10.25 Puzzle (2018/15) New Tricks Taggart Campion 8.00 wilderness to see if gadgets can Steptoe and Son 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Murder, She Wrote Doc Martin. Double bill. ★★★★ 12.30pm PREMIERE The Meg (2018/12) make the great outdoors even 10.00 The Good Karma Hospital 12.05am The ★★★★ 2.30 Damascus Cover (2017/15) ★★★ YESTERDAY Loch 1.10 Honest 2.10 Vera 3.50 Road to Avonlea. 4.20 Incontrol (2017/15) ★★★ 6.00 Extremely greater. Jon puts a bike helmet Double bill. 5.30-6.00am ITV3 Nightscreen to the test and Georgie goes 6.00am Walter’s War 7.10 The Madness of Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019/18) ★★★ Bedlam: A Time Team Special 8.00 Journey to BBC FOUR 8.00 PREMIERE The Meg (2018/12) ★★★★ 10.00 cliff diving. Then 5 News Update Stonehenge: A Time Team Special 9.00 The Real Slender Man (2018/15) ★★★ 11.45 Perfect Skin 7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top of the Pops: ★★★ 1.35am 8.00 British Made with John Knights of the Round Table: A Time Team Special 8.00 9.00 (2018/18) Party Crasher (2018/18) 10.00 11.00 1987 BBC Young Dancer 2019. Pop ★★★ 3.25 Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil The former deputy The World at War Impossible Railways Charts Britannia: 60 Years of the Top 10. The Prescott 12.00noon Journey to Stonehenge: A Time Team and Vile: Special 3.55 Incontrol (2017/15) Thriller. PM takes a trip down memory evolution of the charts. 10.30 Top of the Pops Special 1.00 The Real Knights of the Round Table: 11.30 ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Monster Family: Special 2.00 1978: Big Hits Girl in a Band: Tales from the lane to find out how two of A Time Team Special Deep Wreck Mysteries Rock ’n’ Roll Front Line 12.30am Top of the Pops: FILM4 his most cherished childhood 3.00 South Pacific 4.00 History’s Greatest Hoaxes 1.00 2.00-3.30am 5.00 6.00 7.00 1987 Roots, Reggae, Rebellion 11.00am Two Rode Together (1961/PG) ★★★ Nazi Hunters The World at War Pop Charts Britannia: 60 Years of the Top 10 treats are made – blackcurrant Impossible Engineering 8.00 Full Steam Ahead 1.15pm Crack in the World (1965/U) ★★ 3.10 The squash and the immortal 9.00 Abandoned Engineering 10.00 Narrow SKY ONE Violent Men (1955/PG) ★★★ 5.05 Carry On Cleo ★★★★ 6.55 crisp. Last in series. Followed Escapes of World War Two 11.00 History’s 6.00am Monkey Life 7.00 Wild Vets 8.00 The (1964/PG) The Last Airbender (2010/ by 5 News Update Greatest Hoaxes 12.00m’t Nazi Hunters 1.00 Dog Whisperer 9.00 Motorway Patrol 10.00 PG) ★ 9.00 The Other Woman (2014/12) ★★ 11.10 Walter’s War 2.10 The Madness of Bedlam: A Babylon 5 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00pm Hawaii This Is England (2006/18) ★★★★ 1.15-3.25am The 9.00 Adele: In Her Own Words Time Team Special 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Five-0. Double bill. 3.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Stone Roses: Made of Stone (2013/15) ★★★★ Documentary charting the ITV2 Response 4.00 Modern Family. Double bill. 5.00 TALKING PICTURES TV meteoric rise to stardom of the The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 6.00am The Planet’s Funniest Animals 6.20 8.30 9.00 10.00 6.00am Blithe Spirit (1945/U) ★★★★ 8.00 June singer, whose debut album 19 Modern Family Jamestown 8.30 ★★ Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records. Double There’s Something About Movies 11.00 The Late Allyson The Man in the Sky (1957/U) was released in 2008, with two bill. 7.10 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: Top 100 10.15 The Cariboo Trail (1950/U) ★★ 11.55 Jig-Saw: Late Show with James Corden: Best of the Week 12.15pm further records – 21 and 25 – Animals 8.00 Emmerdale 8.55 You’ve Been 12.00m’t The Russell Howard Hour 1.00 Brit Cops: Careless Talk Costs Lives Fire Over England 9.25 ★★★★ 2.00 following in 2011 and 2015. Framed! Gold The Ellen DeGeneres Show Law & Disorder 2.00 Road Wars 3.00 Motorway (1937/U) The Flame Trees of Thika 10.20 Superstore 11.10 You’ve Been Framed and Patrol 4.00 Babylon 5 5.00-6.00am Stargate SG-1 3.05 Decoy 3.35 The Quiet Woman (1951/PG) Famous! Gold 12.10pm Emmerdale 1.15 You’ve ★★★ 5.05 Fully Fitted Freight 5.30 Robin’s Nest 11.05 Get Hard (2015/15) A corrupt Been Framed! Gold 1.40 The Ellen DeGeneres SKY ATLANTIC 6.00 Faces in the Dark (1960/PG) ★★ 7.40 The businessman is convicted of Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show: Exes at War. 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 The House In Marsh Road (1960/PG) ★★★ 9.00 fraud, and given 30 days to Triple bill. 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been British 8.00 Storm City 9.00 The West Wing Van der Valk. 10.00 Songwriter (1984/15) ★★★ Framed! Gold. Double bill. 8.00 I Love You’ve 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00noon 11.50 The Last Valley (1971/15) Drama. ★★★★ put his affairs in order before Been Framed! Gold 9.00 FILM Quantum of Without a Trace 2.00 Blue Bloods 3.00 The West 2.20am The Gentle Touch 3.20 Miss Bikini starting a prison sentence. He Solace (2008/12) ★★★ 11.15 Family Guy 12.10am Wing. Double bill. 5.00 Without a Trace. Double 3.30 The Man in the Sky (1957/U) ★★ 5.15 I Spy assumes a black employee has a American Dad! 1.05 Superstore. Double bill. bill. 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.00 Blue 5.45-6.00am Bridlington in 1936: Glimpses criminal past, and seeks his help in preparing for a life behind Variations Great British Menu. The two chefs from school’s pupils. 6.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd bars – not realising that the Northern Ireland try to impress the judges. 6.05 Arfordir Cymru: Bae Ceredigion. Bedwyr 6.30-7.00pm ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV Rees journeys from the River Mawddach to financially struggling working BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: Machynlleth. 6.30 Garddio a Mwy. Sioned BBC Wales Today 7.30-8.00 Weatherman News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales stiff has never broken the law at Six 10.30-10.40pm ITV News Cymru Wales Edwards plants climbers around the new Walking: The Welsh Coast. Derek Brockway 7.00 8.00 in his life. Comedy, starring Will 6.00am 12.00noon pergolas. Heno Pobol y Cwm. treks from Abereiddy to Whitesands in S4C Cyw Newyddion S4C Debbie continues to give Ricky a hard time Ferrell and Kevin Hart. ★★ 12.05 Pembrokeshire. 8.30 Our Dementia Choir with a’r Tywydd 999: Ambiwlans Awyr Cymru for choosing the nursing profession. 8.25 1.05am Teleshopping 3.05 Access 3.10 Vicky McClure. Part two of two. The choir learn 12.30 Y Siambr 1.30 Ar Werth 2.00 Newyddion Y Sioe Fwyd. With guest Beti George. 9.00 Pompeii’s Final Hours: New Evidence they are to perform at in Nottingham. S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Seiclo: Y 9.30-10.00pm 3.05 (R) 4.00 Shop Smart, Save Money (R) Have I Got News for You Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd Ffit Cymru Clasuron. Highlights of the one-day bike race BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 4.15-5.15pm 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Ffeil 5.05 Chwarter Liège-Bastogne-Liège. 10.00 Merched Parchus 4.45 House Doctor (R) 5.10 House Wales: Land of the Wild. The lives of animals Call 5.20 #FI. Jac tells his story. 5.25 Pat a Stan 10.15 Merched Parchus. Carys sets out to make Busters. Solutions for problem houses. throughout autumn. Last in series. 7.00 LIVE 5.30 Larfa 5.35 Pwy Geith y Gig?. Indie melodic amends with the Merched Parchus. Last in (R) 5.35-6.00am Wildlife SOS (R) Scrum V Live. Merthyr v RGC 1404. 9.00-9.30pm band I Fight Lions perform a special gig for the series. 10.35-11.40 Cymru Wyllt. Last in series. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday 6.45am To Be Announced 7.15 Wild & 6.00am CITV 8.25 ITV News 8.30 6.10am Everybody Loves Raymond (R) Kitchen Live. Cookery show Weird 7.30 To Be Announced The Sara Cox Show 9.25 James 7.00 Frasier (R) 8.15 The Big Bang featuring guest chefs. 11.30 8.00 Top Class (R) 8.30 The Dog Martin’s Saturday Morning Theory (R) 9.35 Women’s Recipes That Made Me (R) Ate My Homework (R) 9.00 11.35 John and Lisa’s Weekend Football World with Coca-Cola 12.00noon Football Focus. Astronauts: Do You Have What Kitchen. With John Torode 10.05 Heineken Champions Cup A preview of the final weekend It Takes? (R) 10.00 To Be and Lisa Faulkner. (R) Rugby: The Big Tackle 11.00 The of the Premier League season. Announced 11.15 Holiday of My 12.35pm Save Money: Lose Weight (R) Simpsons (R) 12.00noon Four in 1.00 BBC News; Weather Lifetime with Len Goodman (R) 1.05 ITV News; Weather a Bed: five episodes. (R) 1.15 Bargain Hunt Two teams test 12.00noon Kew on a Plate (R) 1.20 A View to a Kill (1985/PG) 2.30 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun their antiques knowledge. (R) 12.55 To Be Announced James Bond adventure, From the island of Barbados. (R) 2.00 Live Challenge Cup Rugby 2.25 The £100K House: Tricks of starring Roger Moore. ★★ 3.30 George Clarke’s Old House, League Bradford Bulls v Leeds the Trade Makeover show. 4.00 Tipping Point Quiz show. (R) New Home A 300-year-old Rhinos (kick-off 2.30pm). 3.25 Back in Time for the Weekend 5.00 The Chase Quiz show, house in Broadstairs. (R) Coverage of the sixth-round A family discovers the hosted by Bradley Walsh. (R) 4.30 Channel 4 News Headlines. match at Odsal Stadium, radical transformation of 6.00 ITV News; Weather 5.00 Heineken Champions Cup where the hosts are aiming leisure time since 1950. (R) 6.15 Regional News; Weather Rugby Union Leinster v Saracens to cause a major upset 4.35 Your Home Made Perfect 6.30 Ninja Warrior UK Obstacle- (kick-off 5.00pm). The final of against the 2015 winners. Property makeover show, course challenge, presented European club rugby’s premier 4.30 To Be Announced presented by Angela Scanlon. (R) by Ben Shephard, Rochelle competition, which takes place 6.40 BBC News; Regional News 5.25 To Be Announced Humes and Chris Kamara. at St James’ Park, Newcastle. 7.00 Catchpoint Paddy 6.55 The Young Victoria (2009/ 7.30 In for a Penny Stephen 7.00 Formula 1: Spanish Grand McGuinness hosts the game PG) The turbulent early years of Mulhern hosts the game show Prix Qualifying Highlights show combining physical fun the monarch who, shortly after which takes place in public Action from the battle for pole and an exciting question being crowned, became caught locations around the UK. He position at the fifth round of mechanic, as contestants have in a power struggle between her invites passers-by in Glasgow the season, which takes place at to think fast as they answer mother and scheming politicians to take part in a series of Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya. questions while trying to catch Lord Melbourne and Sir Robert unusual challenges, with a Lewis Hamilton has claimed the balls of various sizes dropped Peel. Meanwhile, a romance prize of £1,000 up for grabs. front position on the starting from the studio ceiling. develops with her German 8.00 Britain’s Got Talent Ant and grid at this event for each of the 7.30 Pointless Celebrities cousin and eventual husband, Dec host the nationwide talent last three years, but only Alexander Armstrong and Prince Albert. Jean-Marc search, joined by judging panel converted two of those into Richard Osman present as Vallee’s historical drama, starring Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, race wins. However, in 2016 that famous faces take part in the Emily Blunt, Rupert Friend, Alesha Dixon and David was in large part due to him general knowledge quiz in which Paul Bettany, Michael Walliams. An assortment of acts colliding with then-teammate they try to come up with the Maloney, Miranda Richardson, will be displaying their talents, Nico Rosberg, and the two of them having to withdraw from least likely correct answers. Jim Broadbent, Thomas hoping to win the grand prize of Kretschmann and Mark Strong. the race as a consequence. Of 8.25 Who Dares Wins Gameshow £250,000 and the opportunity the last 17 Grands Prix to take in which two pairs of strangers 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic comedy to appear at the Royal Variety place on this circuit, 14 of them team up, each battling to outdo with the Home Guard during Performance. As in previous have been won by the driver the other by listing as much as the Second World War, years, the judges, as well as Ant who started in pole position. they know about a subject. starring Arthur Lowe, John Le and Dec, have the option to 9.00 To Be Announced 9.10 Casualty Hospital drama with Mesurier, Ian Lavender, Clive send one contestant straight the staff of Holby’s accident Dunn and Arnold Ridley. (R) through to the live semi-finals. and emergency department. 9.00 To Be Announced 9.15 To Be Announced 10.00 BBC News; Weather 10.00 QI XL An extended version of 12.25am Jackpot247 Viewers 11.10 To Be Announced Followed by National the quiz in which points are are offered the chance to 1.00am Hollyoaks Omnibus. Drama Lottery Update awarded for interesting – if not participate in live interactive following the lives and loves of a 10.20 To Be Announced necessarily correct – answers. (R) gaming from the comfort of group of teenagers and young adults 11.45pm The Women’s Football Show 10.45 To Be Announced their sofas, with an entertaining in Chester. (R) 3.00 French Collection. Highlights of the weekend’s games in 1.35am The Looming Tower. Drama mix of roulette-wheel spins and Three bargain hunters search for the Super League, and a look at the centred on the rising threat of Osama lively chat from the presenting valuables at a market in Nantes, then biggest issues in the women’s game. Bin Laden and Al-Qaeda in the late team. Featuring a variety of upcycle their goods before selling Chelsea are the defending champions, 1990s and the developing rivalry prizes and promotions. them on. Jess thinks her fortune lies but face stiff competition from the between the FBI and CIA. Jeff Daniels 3.00 Keep It in the Family Bradley with a retro laminated kitchen set, likes of the most successful English stars. (R) 2.25 Pose. American drama Walsh hosts the game show in Terry acquires a 1970s coffee table, women’s team in history Arsenal, last about the underground world of 1980s which families go head to head in a while Dan converts a vintage trunk season’s runners-up Manchester City ball culture, an outlet for drag queens series of fun-filled rounds. A line-up into a cocktail cabinet. (R) 4.00 Bang and the much-improved Birmingham and transgender people to compete of celebrities each hold the clue to a on Budget. Lucy Alexander and builder City. 12.20am Britain’s Youngest against one another in extravagant prize, and it’s up to the contestants to Harry Hoffen work with an L-shaped Football Boss. Documentary series fashion contests. Starring Evan Peters, determine the fate of their chosen room, and suggest moving Stephen looking at West Ham United’s women’s Kate Mara, James Van Der Beek, MJ box as they decide whether to swap, and Maria’s doorway while zoning the football team. 12.45 Weather for the Rodriguez and Dominique Jackson. (R) drop or keep it in the family. (R) area to make it work for the family. (R) Week Ahead 12.50-6.00am BBC News 3.20-6.05am This Is BBC Two 3.50-6.00am ITV Nightscreen 4.55-6.10am The £100k Drop (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad GOLD Saturday Channel 5 7.20am Lucky Feller. Double bill. 8.10 The Interviews 9.10 Miranda. Double bill. 10.35 MAY 11 FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Hi-de-Hi! 11.10 Fawlty Towers – Favourite 6.05am Milkshake!: Peppa Pig: triple Moments 1.10pm Morecambe & Wise in America 2.10 The Good Life. Double bill. 3.35 Only Fools bill 6.20 Ben and Holly’s Little and Horses. 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As the girls get bogged down in revision, our columnist tries her best to be a model mum, giving lessons in love and patience Illustration by Susan Hellard

ow many times have you caught our home is littered with folders, text books, and all she craves is freedom and her exams yourself doing or saying things revision cards, random items of stationery and to be over and done with. you remember from your youth? discarded water bottles. When it gets too much she slops downstairs H I’m referring to those annoying They each have a different approach: Willow’s in pyjamas, grabs a hoodie and wellies and little phrases a parent can’t resist, bedroom looks as though it has been burgled. takes the dogs for a “walk”. Although, she such as, “When I was your age…” or, “I Clothes litter one half of the floor, paperwork the generally just lies down in the grass with remember before those houses were built, other, while she sits on her bed with the latest them and lets her brain take a breather. there were fields as far as the eye could pages to be memorised. She will either have Izzy, on the other hand, keeps her room see…” or, “This isn’t a hotel.” And the one the TV on or music playing in the background super-tidy. The queen of order, she is up early that truly resonates, “You wait till you have whenever I sneak in to tidy up and seek out every morning and disappears to her quiet place children of your own…” a daily haul of washing and missing crockery. with a coffee. We won’t see her until lunchtime, At some point in our formative years we all Very occasionally, when the cat has made when she takes a break, eats a healthy snack lose patience with our parents, feeling they are a nest on the bed amid biscuit wrappers and then returns to her studies. Every subject out of touch, old fashioned or, as my girls will and has a lump of popcorn stuck to his tail, has allocated time slots, and only when often tell me, “So dippy.” I may have had “a bit of a word” with her, satisfied she has achieved her set hours will I do my very best not to be a nag, but one glance at her face usually silences she reward herself with a night out or a day off. remembering only too well the irritation I felt as any thought of admonishing poor Wills for Each sympathises with the other and a teenager and how counter-productive it was untidiness. She is in revision hell. Her suppertime generally sees both girls in a heap to hear my mother moaning about her lot. What ever-present smile has been temporarily wiped on the kitchen floor, playing and cuddling with did she have to complain about? I was under from her face, which has added insult to injury the dogs – both of them exhausted but relieved immense pressure, revising for O levels until by breaking out in spots, they have managed another day. my head hurt. The last thing I needed was The last thing they want to talk a droning in my ear, reminding me how about is revision and so we rarely important the exams were. Like do, unless they bring the subject I didn’t know? Like I wasn’t up. No amount of cajoling or already stressed? Talk about nagging is likely to help, but what fanning the flames. they really do need is a lot of love. While I was locked in my Knowing whatever happens, their room, perspiring over French parents will always be there. vocab, Mummy dearest was Naturally, they get exasperated, in the garden with her trowel, frustrated and angry sometimes, soaking up the sun in shorts but instead of labelling them and a T-shirt. “moody teenagers” and reacting, It never occurred to me I let it slide. I’m rewarded by girls that the poor woman wasn’t who never enter the kitchen enjoying being laundress, without demanding a hug. They gardener, housekeeper, cook don’t need words, just comfort. and mother, while holding The phrase, “When you have down a part-time job and children of your own” is one that fretting over the future for her echoed in my brain from the day children – and all the while they were born. But not in the she was in the throws of the way it was meant. Children are menopause, or “the change” never a hardship, they are a as it was called. Given a glorious gift to be treasured mysterious label and never through every phase – from discussed by anyone except the dirty nappies and colic, to “changelings” themselves. teenage angst and adulthood. Now I have two very stressed That’s not to say I don’t teenagers of my own; one studying sometimes wish the house ●S SUSAN HELLARD C/O ARENA for GCSEs, the other for A levels, so was a hotel… a staffed one.

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