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Volume 58, No.22 Friday. November 13, 1981 Phone 284-4401

Claiming Damage* To Students UM Law Students To Sue NCAA By JEAN CLAUDE de la FRANCE Head News Writer es [its regulations] against established football schools in the case of flagrant violations or after considerable Two University of Miami Law Students have said public outcry." they will file a lawsuit against the National Collegiate The second-year law students contend that UM has Athletic Association (NCAA) in federal district circuit been dealt with unfairly by the NCAA because the court next week. sanctions imposed on UM were the same passed on Roommates Mike Kosnitzky and Jeff Klein con­ other schools which committed more serious infrac­ tended that the NCAA's recent sanctions against the tions. University of Miami football team for recruiting viola­ Klein points out that when the University of Ken­ tions were illegal and arbitrary, furthermore, they said, tucky went as far as offering one recruit a race horse the sanctions will cause "irreparable injury to the tui­ — along with offering paramutuel tickets and loaning tion-paying students. a car — the university was put on a one-year, no-bowl, "The tuition-paying students will suffer irreparable no-TV probation. economic and aesthetic injuries as a result of the NCAA "There has to be a difference between degrees of actions, which follow a history of selective enforce­ penalties," said Klein. "You say that giving a race ment |of regulations! on newly successful football pro­ horse or giving a T-shirt are in the same category. grams," they said. They are not the same." Two weeks ago UM announced that it had been Such inconsistent rulings, Kosnitzsky said, could in found guilty of 66 football recruiting violations by the fact "induce greater lack of compliance |to NCAA NCAA. rules| if people feel that if they do one major thing The association sentenced Miami to a two-year pro­ wrong, they will get the same penalties as if they did bation and banned the Hurricanes from a bowl apper- one minor thing wrong." ance this year. When UM President Edward T. Foote II made the That UM's violations were not committed with in­ announcement, he also said that UM would not appeal tentional and blatant disregard of the rules — but, the sentence. rather, out of an ignorance of the recruiting procedures Kosnitzky and Klein's lawsuit, in which they will — should have assured a less strict penalty, he said. name as plaintiffs the "tuition-paying students," will Klein and Kosnitzky said the lawsuit has to be filed enumerate several reasons why the students will suffer by students because the administration could face more irreparable economic injury becase UM has been ban­ severe sanctions should they file and lose Further­ ned from playing in a bowl. more, the University may have waived its administa- • "The revenues generated from post season bowl tive remedies with the NCAA. competition will not be available to further the educa­ tional objectives of the University Instead these reve­ The official procedures governing NCAA enforce­ nues will come from student tuitions." ment procedure state that if an individual brings legal • "The lack of bowl revenue will alternatively re­ actions in the name of the school and loses, both the in­ sult in reduced educational opportunities to the paying dividual and lhe school could face severe NCAA sanc­ students For example, the volleyball team will not be tions, Klein said able to participate in out-of-state tournaments'' (The Klein stressed that in this case the students would Miumi Hurricane.) 11 BAYER Miami Hurricane has reported that the team had to be acting on iheir own. The University would not be Klein (left) am I koMiitzl.\ Discuss The Mette miss two trips earlier in the season due to lack of funds subject to additional sanctioning. generated by the football program.) The suit will be seeking damages for the injuries With The Hurricane • "The students will also suffer aesthetic injury as i auM-it to lhe student body. £Jein said. a result of the reduced quality of their college experi­ Stated Kosnltsky: "If we could prove lhat the team ence, since they will be unable to participate in the ac­ would have gotten a bowl bid but for the NCAA's ille­ tivities associated with a howl game competition." gal and arbitrary actions, then, possibly, we could gtjt • "The tuition-paying students will suffer irrepa­ compensatory damage for the harm we suffered. rable injury as a result of the actions of the NCAA "We could receive the value of our bowl appear­ Foote Among ODK Tappees since the action envolve the enforcement of penalties ance |but| the jury would have to find that the ele­ by arbitrary proceedings." ments of damage were there. Klein and Kosnitzky argue that the NCAA has "no "Along with the loss of bowl revenues," Kosnitsky rational basis to discriminate against universities with­ continued, "we could sue for monetary damages result­ By LOURDES FERNANDEZ nizes leaders on campus, selects Graduate tappees were: Jacque out regard to the severity of their infractions. ing from the tainting of the schools reputation." News Writer members twice a year — during Ault, Norma Banas. Liane Colsky, "Such actions are arbitrary and unreasonable and Klein said that the planned lawsuit will be a first. Homecoming and Carni Gras. The David Deehl. James Deming. Don­ are thus violative of the equal protection clause under "The amount of damage is very speculative, but just Omicron Delta Kappa, a co-ed society installed the new members ald Haffele, Kathy Klock, Miles the 14th Amendment," Kosnitzky told the Miami Hur getting through the door would be a victory. Some­ leadership honorary society, has at a Fall Tapping Luncheon on Oct. Shaw, and Richard Sperling. ricane in an interview. thing like this has never been done before. The schools tapped its new members, including 28. Alumni tappees were: Cynthia Moreover, said Kosnltsky. the NCAA "only enforc­ are afraid. They need the NCAA to get their programs UM President Edward Thaddeus According to ODK President Kip Salzman. Joseph Shaw, .leffry Zi- Foote II. Sullivan, the club is the most presti­ rulnik Tappees from the faculty See Page 3/SUIT ODK, an organization that recog- gious honorary society at UM and were: James Foley, Zelda I ipman. the only one that taps faculty mem­ Dean Thomas Papino. and Norman bers from all departments. Parsons. There were also two tap­ Foote was selected as an honor­ pees honoris causa: Foote and Polly ary member, although it is not a re­ Cook. quirement or tradition to tap the Friends Of Israel's Methods Impugned university president. "The society felt it in the best interest to estab­ lish u good relationship with the By TRISHA SINDLER present informative, controversial Rabbi David Eliezrie of Chabad necessary tension," Werde said. new president," said Sullivan. .Vews Wrl'fpr ideas in the context of the universi­ House disputed that statement. "And what good is this? All the en­ "I'm honored to be in such good ty system, which is a marketplace "We feel there is false represen­ ergy they're putting forth could be company," commented Foote. One side sees it as "honest." The of ideas." tation in the FOI," he said. "People better applied to something that we ODK also tapped 28 undergradu­ other views it as "deceitful and mis­ DeBardelaben said he feels that who don't know it's not a Jewish share in common." ate students, nine graduate stu­ leading." people have the freedom to make organization are guiled. DeBardelaben saw no reason to dents, three alumni, and four facul­ "It" is the Friends of Israel Gos­ their own decisions — and that the "I think it's a wrong representa­ alter his position. ty members. pel Ministry (FOI), a 43-year-old es­ Friends' Breezeway display is not tion of Christianity, and it symbol­ "I'm committed to the philosophy Undergraduate tappees were: tablishment seeking to convince dishonest, since it contains gospel izes the opposite of everything Jew­ that people can disagree and still be Marina Angleton, Matt Auril, Karen Jewish UM students that Jesus information. ish." friends," he said. "We | religious Baust, Ed Calle, Linda Colson. Christ is the Jewish Messiah. Rabbi Mark Kram of Hillel shares DeBardelaben does not see it as groupsj both have the right to agree Elaine Conrad, Keith Crawford. One side is a number of local none of DeBardelaben's views. such. He pointed out that the pam­ and disagree on matters." Manuel de Zarraga, John Dol. Paul members of FOI. The other is a "This is a dishonest way of at­ phlets, however perceived by Jew­ Polly Cook of the Wesley Foun­ Fires, Robin Gerofski, Kathy Grego­ group of affiliates of the Hillel Jew­ tempting to convert Jews," said ish people, are Christian pamphlets. dation said she believes each group let, John liter. Amy Jacoves, Jodene ish Student Center who don't like Kram. "It's abhorrent that some "I'm supportive of Jewish peo­ to be completely sincere in its state­ Kalman. David Kisor, Edie Scott what the Friends are doing. sects of Christianity want to con­ ple," he added. "I love all people ments. She added that she did not Knowlton, Laura Leavy, Ivy Le­ So when members of FOI display vert Jews, but it's more abhorrent within my limitations and am com­ completely agree or disagree with Vine, Mitchell Levy, Carlos Lor- the organization's pamphlets and when the advertisment is extra de­ mitted to free Ideas." either faction. ente, Ritchie Lucas, Betsy Miller, other literature on a table in the ceitful and misleading." Asked whether he resented the "I understand the rabbis' con­ Amy Mursten, Donald Pascale, Ed­ Student Union Breezeway, several Kram points out that various Hillel handouts — which clearly cerns," said Cook, "and I under­ ward Pozzuoli. Brenda Smith, and students from Hillel occupy another Jewish symbols appear on the read "Friends of Israel is a lie!" — stand | DeBardelaben's] point of Rosa Vento. \l Luncheon Breezeway table — on which they Friends' table and throughout their DeBardelaben replied: view. But if they [FOI] are trying to display flyers questioning the meth­ leaflets. "The students are free to hand convert students, I'm against that. ods and tactics of the Friends. Chris Robinson, a full-time South out sheets. I see them as interpreta­ "I'm not for imposing religion Steve DeBardelaben, minister in Florida FOI worker, defended the tions of the existence of FOI." upon people or trying to pull them Award Is 'Inside Out' the UM Baptist Christian Fellow­ usage of Jewish emblems, saying Yakov Werde, co-Rabbi of Cha­ away from their faiths. If that's the ship — the foundation supporting that "they are consistent with the bad House, also protested the FOI's purpose of the Friends of Israel, I the on-campus FOI effort — said he belief of Jesus as the Jewish Messi­ campus campaign. don't think that's quite fair, and I By MARIA E. SALAZAR versity of Pennsylvania School of feels that the Friends' goal is "to ah." "Their, presence is creating un- believe they should show they're a News Writer Medicine, came to Jackson Memori­ Christian group." al Hospital to complete his intern­ Robinson, a self-proclaimed Jew­ Most of the time students are for­ ship in 1955 He has been here ever ish Christian, supported the gotten by their professors and advi­ since. Friends' methods. He explained a sors by the time they leave the uni­ The assistant dean's "assigned re­ central idea of the organization versity. New faces come in, bring­ sponsibilities" include helping cur­ which is found in various pieces of ing new problems. rent medical students with any FOI literature. Dr. John Robinson, assistant dean problems they encounter while at­ "The Jewish term 'Messiah' for student affairs of the UM School tending medical school. In addition. means 'anointed one,' " said Robin­ of Medicine, is doing his best to Robinson says, he doesn't forget son. "The term 'Christian' comes keep that from happening here. For about the students and their possi­ fm *F ENOS from two Greek words, 'christus,' that effort, Robinson received the ble difficulties after they leave. meaning 'anointed one,' and 'ianus,' UM Alumni Association's "Inside "I help alumni with documenta­ meaning 'belonging to.' Thus, the Out" Award at the Homecoming tion problems, recommendation let­ word 'Christian' means 'belonging dinner-dance Oct. 30. ters or simply giving them my ad­ to the anointed one,' making Christ The award goes annually to those vice on how to get where they want and Messiah synonymous. "who, working on the inside, help to go," says Robinson. "It's the same thing as saying ei­ to bring those on the outside, who The same goes for current stu­ ther 'six' or 'a half dozen.' " used to be on the inside, but are dents. "1 always tell the students to Eliezrie called that theme irrele­ now outside, back inside." come to me if they encounter any- vant. Yes, it's a little confusing, but the problem. "It's definitely not my intention point is that Robinson gets in touch "I also tell them — so will get to attack Christianity," he said, with UM alumni when they have a used to the idea — that one simple "but that's a totally Christian idea. problem that needs to be solved — day in medical school is like taking Hebrew is older than Greek, and and he gets in touch with UM alum­ the most difficult day they had in the Hebrew equivalent for 'anoint­ ni just to make sure they keep in undergraduate school and multiply­ mm **.£-» ed one' in no way corresponds to touch. ing it by 10 times." the word 'Christ.' President Edward T Foote II, While he does spend time talking .MtmftCA "Words can be translated from who presented the award, praised with current students, Robinson ' ' ' ______[_ one language to another," he added, Robinson for "his manifested con­ also spends time finding alumni — •• '""^Wp *\mWl "but it doesn't necessitate a reli­ cern toward current alumni over who might solve their problems; his gious philosophy." and above his assigned responsibili­ exhaustive efforts toward that part Werde also attacked Robinson's ty." of his job during the past year im­ • argument. Stated Robinson: "I would do pressed the Alumni Association "If I defined a table as something anything for the alumni I don't enough to guarantee him the "In­ Miam. Hurricane/*. A THAN FREEDE.N'BERG you sit on," said Werde, "it doesn't want to lose contact with them be­ side Out" award. make it rjfcht." cause we tjre all one big family." "Problem*." he notes, "are mv *• * Display __• Breezenay Is Cent*- Of Controvert Robinson, a graduate of the Uni­ job to solve Page 2 Friday November 13. 1981 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Think You Know Alcohol? Try This Quiz

13. Switching drinks will make you drunker 17. False r UPDATE , Special to the Hurricane 18. True than staying with one kind of alcoholic bever­ MEETINGS Test your alcoholic knowledge. Then have a 19. True drink on BACCHUS. age. alcohol is the primary cause, but STUDENT FACULTY BOARD: SFB will be hosting members from 14. You can sober up quickly by drinking black 20. False — BACCHUS, the student organization dedi­ not the only. the General Business Management department Tuesday at 430 cated to Boosting Alcohol Consciousness Con­ coffee and dousing your head with cold water. p.m. in the International Lounge of the Student Union. cerning the Health of Undergraduate Students, 15. It's risky to drive a car right after having a BACCHUS is looking for people interested in AMERICAN RECORDING SOCIETY: There will be a meeting Nov has prepared this true-and-false quiz on drink­ drink. art; it wants to find a symbol to represent its in­ 16. Drunkenness and alcoholism are the same 20 at 8 p.m. in Broby Hall of the School od Music for all who play ing. Take it and see how much you really know terest in students. i_mr recorders and other early instruments. about alcohol. thing. Contest entries should convey the impor­ UNITED BLACK STUDENTS: Meetings will be held every Friday at Next, bring this quiz to the Rathskeller from 17. Anyone who drinks at all is likely to become tance of responsible alcohol use. Entries may^be 4:50 p m. in the "Ghetto," room 214 of the Student Union. Activi­ 4 to 8 p.m. Wednesday, and you'll be able to buy an alcoholic. submitted for either poster design or T-shirt de­ ties for the month of February are being planned by the Black Cul­ a beer for half price — no matter what your 18. Alcoholics can be helped. sign, or both. All entries must be original work. 19. There are certain symptoms to warn people ture Month Committee. Anyone interested in taking part can call quiz score is. A slogan or theme must accompany the en try that their drinking may be leading to alcohol­ All entries become the property of BACCHUS, Barbara or Arthur at X2683 for more information. ism. The Quiz and decisions of the Judges are final. UNITED JEWISH APPEAL: The opening meeting of UJA will be 20. Alcohol is the sole cause of alcoholism. Sunday at 7:30 p.m. at 1100 Stanford Dr.. 1. Alcohol is a drug. BACCHUS reserves the right not to award 2. Alcohol is a food. LIFELINES: Anyone interested in participating in Lifelines can attend prizes if there are no suitable entries. 3. In the body, alcohol is digested just as food is. All entries should be in the Dean of Student meetings every Tuesday at 5 p.m in the Law Room of the Raths­ 9. True 4. In the body, alcohol is burned up just as food l.True Personnel's office no later than Monday, Nov. keller. For further information call 284-LYFE. 10. False is. 2. True 16 at 5 p.m. Entries will be judged on Wednes­ SCIENCE FICTION ACADEMY: For anyone interested in reading, 11. True 5. Because it is a stimulant, alcohol tends to pep 3. False day Nov. 18 at the Rat. Winning contestants 4. True 12. False writing, viewing, and reviewing science fiction or fantasy books and up a person. will' be awarded $25 for the T-shirt contest and 5. False 13. False movies, there will be a meeting every Tuesday at 8 p.m. in room 6. Everyone's body reacts the same way to the $25 for the poster contest. 6. False 14. False 205 of the Student Union. same amount of alcohol. For more information call the Dean of Stu­ 7. Alcoholic beverages can be fattening. 7. True 15. True JUDO CLUB: The Judo Club will have meetings Tuesdays and dent Personnel's office at X5353. Thursdays at 7:30 p.m. in the Lane Recreation Center. 8. Alcohol in any quantity will damage organs 8. False 16. False KARATE CLUB: The Karate Club meets for training Tuesdays and in the body. Thursdays from 4 to 6 p.m. in the Lane Recreation Center. . 9. A person can die of alcohol poisoning. 10. All alcoholic beverages are equally strong. SEE YOUR ACADEMIC ADVISOR TODAY! YOUR SPRING SEMESTER ON-CAMPUS HAPPENINGS 11. Liquor taken straight will affect you faster than liquor mixed with water or soda in a high­ DEPENDS UPON GETTIN6 THE RIGHT ADVICE NOW! CALL xBBOO FOR COISO: A model U.N General Assembly with student ambassadors ball. from mre than 80 countries will be held today at 3 p.m. in the Ruth 12. You'll get drunker on vodka or gin or rum INFORMATION Stanford Lounge of the Student Union. Faculty guest speakesr will than on the same amount of whiskey. discuss the resolution of the world-wide refugee crisis, one of the current issues the UN. is involved with. Votation and debate by participating countries will follow. MISSING HILLEL: There will be Shabbat dinner and services today starting at ATTENTION STUDENTS 6 p.m. at 1 100 Stanford Dr. Cost is $2.50 for affiliates and $3 00 for non-affiliates. Don't be shut out of a College Education due to cuts in RATHSKELLER: The Rat will be presenting the rock and roll Federal Grants & Loans. sounds of Zimmeron tonight and tomorrow. There will also be a 5th Complete information on a wide variety of Non-Govern­ Quarter Party tomorrow night. mental Scholarships, Grants and Loans are available. INDIAN STUDENTS ASSOCIATION: The film "Amarllrem (Im­ mortal Lovel with English subtitles will be shown Saturday and Sun­ Each applicant individually matched to at least 5 sources day at 7:30 p.m. in room 209 of the Law School. Admission is $2. of aid. LUTHERAN / METHODIST CAMPUS MINISTRY: Bibles and Ba­ gels will be held Sunday at 9:30 a.m. at the Wesley Center, 1210 He/She might be eligible to receive aid Stanford Dr. This week s mini-course: "Moses and the Original For more information PLO." MUSIC LOVERS OF MIAMI: "The Joys of Bach," a film in living Call 226-9181 color, recorded on some of Europe's greatest organs, will be shown OR Sunday from 7 to 9 p.m. at the Wesley Center, 1210 Stanford Dr. Write Florida Student Financial Guidance THIS DRAWING, JESUS STUDENTS FELLOWSHIP: The film "A Thief in the P.O. Box 65-0098 FROM STUDENT UNION EXHIBIT. CALL Night," a realistic drama about living during current events as Miami, FL 33165 BOB OR LAURIE 667-5941. FAMILY DEEPLY GRATEFUL, prophesied in the Bible, will be shown Tuesday at 7:30 p.m. in the NO QUESTIONS ASKED. 1968 Auditorium. MIAMI ACHIEVEMENT PROGRAM: Black male-female relation­ ship dialogues will be held for all those interested in discussing problems faced by today's black couples, Monday at 7 p.m. in room 241 of the Student Union. BLACK AMERICAN LAW STUDENTS ASSOCIATION: BALSA in conjunction with the University of Miami School of Law will sponsor a tree Law School Information Conference on Nov. 21 at 9:30 a.m. at the Law School Student Lounge tor the purpose of encouraging minority students to enter the legal profession. All interested parties are invited to attend what should should be an informative experi­ ence. Refreshments will be served. Miller High Life ST. AUGUSTINE CHURCH: Students are welcome to have Miller times ^ Thanksgiving dinner from 12:30 to 4 p.m. at St. Augustine Church across from Mahoney/Pearson. For reservations call 661-1648. HILLEL: There will be Israeli dancing every Wednesday at 1100 Stanford Dr.. Instruction will be from 7:30 to 8:30 p.m. and re­ quests from 8:30 to 10:30 p.m.. Cost is 50 cents for Hillel mem­ bers and $1 for non-members. INFORMATION STUDENTS FOR KENNEDY IN 84: Anyone interested in organiz­ ing a Miami chapter should contact George Perez at X2710. HILLEL: Anyone interested in going to tha Ct.assiUic Song Fastival tomorrow at the Theatre of Preforming Arts can call Hillel at 665-6948 for information The festivities will include dancing and singing by Israeli preformers. ALPHA EPSILON DELTA: Students interested in a guided tour of Baslom Plamer Eye Institute Nov 18 can meet in the lobby of Bas lom Palmer at 1:15 p.m. The tour will run approximately 2 hours and is sponsored by the Miami-Dade chapter of Alpha Epsilon Alpha. THANKSGIVING DAY DINNER COALITION: Volunteer musical groups are needed to sing and play at the Thanksgiving Day dinner on Nov. 26 from noon to 3 p.m at the Weslely Center 1210 Stan­ ford Dr. For further information call Phil Bigelow at 661-1695. GUARANTEED STUDENT LOANS: Any student applying for GSL must have a slip from their lending institution indicating that their loan will be approved, in order to get a deferment at the time of registration. For more information contact Kay Dobson at X3220 HILLEL: Rabbi Kram heads a Study Lunch every Tuesday at 12 p.m. in the Ibis Cafeteria where students can learn about the Jewish reli­ gion in an informal setting. SPEECH COMMUNICATION STUDENTS: All speech communica­ tions maiors and minors should stop by the department office on the first floor of the Merrick Building and sign up. The program members would like to get together and share common thoughts, ideas, questions and answers. UM TABLE TENNIS CLUB: UMTTC is looking for new members. Women are needed for intercollegiate team. Anyone interested can call Head Coach Earl Haley at 691-0787 or Lane Boggett at X3274. TUTORING SERVICE: Tutoring is available in most subject areas at the rate of $4.50 per hour individual rate, and $3 50 per hour for groups. Call the Dean of Students office at X6120. OPEN DOOR: The student-run help line and walk-in center is open 7 p.m to midnight every night of the week with people to talk to when you have questions about any aspect of college life Also available are informational tapes you can request to hear by phone. Call X2300 or drop by building 49K STUDENT ACTIVITY FEE ALLOCATION COMMITTEE: Applica­ tions for emergency funding must be turned in Wednesdays at noon, the day of meetings, in room 232 of the Student Union For more information call X5646. LECTURES UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI PHILOSOPHY COLLOQUIUM: Professor Fredrick I. Dretske of the University of Wisconsin will be speaking on Is It Reasonable to Ignore Evidence'" Thursday. Nov. 19 at 3:30 pm at the Wesley Foundation, 1210 Miller Dr.. He will also be lecturing on "The Epistemology of Belief" on Nov. 20 at 8 p.m. in Room 190 of the Learning Center.

The Student Entertainment Committee regrets to an­ nounce the cancellation of the appearance of Den­ ise Alexander scheduled for Nov. 23. The rea­ son is the conflict of classes and the scheduled air­ plane departure for Los Angeles on a Monday, the only day Alexander could appear. SEC is trying to reschedule the event for the spring

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Applications are available to stu­ coming semester. dents who wish to run for editor- Applicants must be interviewed in-chief or business manager of The by Publications Advisor Cyrus Jolli- Hurricane for the spring semester vette before the election to be held The business manager will serve Nov. 18. The Ibis yearbook as well. The election will consist of each Students can pick up applications candidate's making a short presen­ in room 221 of the Student Union tation to the Board of Student Pub­ from Publications Coordinator Ar­ lications. The voting will take place lene Watts All applicants must immediately after the presentations have a 2.5 cumulative grade point Each winner will receive a full- ^iverage and must be full-time tuition scholarship and a,$350 sti­ undergraduate student! for the pend for the spring semes*.. Friday November 13. 1981 THE MIAMI HURRICANE, Page 3 Students Planning Suit Against NCAA

From Page 1/SUIT courts, said Kosnitsky going and will have "Other courts have ruled that it to come back to them the next is not really a voluntary association, day." because if you want to have a high The original intent of the lawsuit caliber [sports| program you have was to demand an emergency in­ to belong |to the NCAA]. Where junction which would permit the else can you go in order to be com­ team to play in a bowl this year, but petitive?" several problems forced them to Klein also expressed his displeas­ abandon that angle, Kosnitzky said. ure about the lot of the senior foot­ e That the University admitted ball players in the wake of the guilt weakened their case. NCAA sanctions. e Because of the NCAA's influ­ "The graduating football players ence with the bowl committees, it got screwed," he said. "They are was possible that Miami would not the ones that are suffering the most have received an invitation to a from this, because they need the ex­ bowl even if the injunction was posure for their potential profes­ granted. sional careers. • The NCAA could have possi­ "These guys are being drawn bly stalled before producing the into something that either they necessary court papers. The dead­ were not a party to or — if they line for bowl invitations is only two were a party to — they were un­ weeks away; by that time an injuc- witting third parties to." tion would not have done any good. The possibility that Miami could It might have turned out that Miami have lost to Penn State and FSU could have missed out on two or and thus be out of contention for a more bowls. major bowl was considered and e Even with an injunction in then the decision not to appeal was favor of the University, the Univer­ made. Kosnitzky said. sity administration could decide to Koznitsky also said that the suit voluntarily abide by the NCAA sen­ would be a "much better action" if tence — making all legal efforts it had the participation and support moot. of the senior football players. How­ There were also problems in ever, Klein pointed out, such action suing the NCAA. could hurt the players and their No, we are not starting a new Weather Update section. This map represents the residential preferences of An agency that is not affiliated chances to be drafted or to be invit­ the students in Dr. Peter O. Muller's Geography 101 class. According to the good professor, maps like with the federal government can't ed to free agent tryouts in the Na­ be sued on constitutional grounds, tional Football League when they these are good predictors for future migration. So check to see if your favorite city coincides with the High Kosnitzky said. end their collegiate carreers. areas. Oh, in case you were misled by the map, partly cloudy skies are forecast for today, with tempera­ "But it seems that in our circuit The two said that their only sup­ [fifth Court of Appeals| we can port in the case has come from five tures in the near 80's. challenge the NCAA on constitu­ UM law professors and from Brian tional grounds," he said. Leslie, a North Miami Beach attor­ Their suit is based on the grounds ney who has volunteered his ser­ of the Robert Parish versus NCAA vices. ruling of 1975 in Shreveport, LA. Klein and Kosnitzky presented Competitions Promote Energy Conservation Parish, now a center for the NBA their plans before the Undergradu­ Boston Celtics, had been declared ate Student Body Senate Wednes­ ineligible for collegiate basketball day in the hope that senators would Special To The Hurricane projections, and to help fund energy Any member of the University and START thinking about hou UM competition. Courts ruled that Par­ go to their constituents for feed­ saving programs. community is eligible for competing can save energy. ish could challenge the NCAA rul­ back. The University of Miami is work­ Dr. David J. Sumanth, a faculty in START, and there is no limit to The Interdormitory competition ing without having to prove that With the free legal service they ing hard to promote energy conser­ member in Industrial Engineering, the number of entries a person can is another program sponsored by the ruling was unconstitutional. are receiving and with their own vation on campus. With several suggested that an energy saving make. So pick up a form at the Stu­ the Energy Task Force. Prizes are That the NCAA is a voluntary research, they say the only initial projects started and two competi­ contest be implemented among the dent Union Information Desk, the being awarded to the tower that regulating agency makes it all the cost to the students would be the tions going, students, faculty and eleven schools of the University, lobby desk of your residence hall saves the most energy • more difficult to get them into the $150 court fee. administrators are beginning to with winners receiving suitable realize the importance of conserv­ awards of recognition. ing energy and are doing something For his ideas, Sumanth will re­ about it. ceive sports equipment, compli­ Oh Lord, Letfs Go To A Madrigal Dinner Several students, professors and ments of Campus Sports and Recre­ administrators have been rewarded ation. for Saving Through Adjusting Re­ Administrator Linda Dellinger Special to the Hurricane opening trumpet fanfares, jesters, first an informal type of private en­ madrigal dinner in the Ibis is as fol­ sources Together (START) for ideas recommended that staff lunches be brass ensembles, strolling singers, tertainment performed at the cas­ lows: on improving energy management reduced from an hour to half an Enjoy the holiday spirit Renais­ instrumentalists and each meal's fi­ tles and country homes of the land­ Doors will open at 6 p.m. At 6:30 at UM in the most recent biweekly hour and that offices be closed at sance style. nale: flaming pudding. ed gentry. Frequently the lords and p.m., the first fanfare of trumpeters START competition. 4:30 p.m. instead of 5 p.m. This The UM School of Music will Madrigal dinners are a tradition ladies themselves performed the will signal the procession of the 17 ln that competition, four individ­ would reduce electrical consump­ present madrigal dinners Dec. 5 and dating to 16th century England. music as they sat at dinner in the singers of the Collegium Musicum. uals were awarded a fraction of the tion in offices by 2 V_ hours. 6 in the Ibis Cafeteria. The dinners Madrigal singing, brought to Eng­ Great Hall. They will be led to the head table 200 prizes which are available to Dellinger will receive free Ring are old-time feasts complete with land from Italy at that time, was at The schedule for each night's by Dr. Donald Oglesby, assistant the winners of START. Theatre Tickets for her energy-sav­ professor of applied music and co­ Student Gregory S. Walls will re­ ing idea. ordinator of the dinners, while ceive a free UM parking decal for William Envoy, a biology faculty music is provided by the Collegi­ his idea for an incentive plan for member, recommended a study of um's early instrument ensemhle students living in residence halls. the cost effectiveness of Installing The meal finished, a fifth fanfare Under Walls' plan, an energy sur­ in the Cox Science Building a con­ will announce a concert by the Col­ charge, deposited in an interest- stantly operated vacuum system legium Musicum singers and instru­ bearing account, would be used to driven by a mechanical pump to mentalists, wW. will prcuenl music reimburse students living in areas save water used by the current as­ from various countries dating back where energy use was below ex­ pirator vacuum system. to the 15th and 16th centuries, and pectations, to fund energy costs in For his suggestion, Envoy will will include music telling the story sections where such costs exceeded also receive Ring Theatre tickets. of Christmas from the Advent to the Epiphany. A recessional of "Silent Night" will conclude the program. Tickets will cost $12 per person and will only be sold by mail. Send Pep Rally Starts By Rat checks — payable to Collegium Mu­ sicum — to Madrigal Dinners, School of Music. University of .Special To Thr Hurricane Miami, P.O. Box 248165. Coral Ga­ The Inter-Fraternity Council will be sponsoring a pep rally tonight to bles, Fl 33124. boost spirit for tomorrow's football game against Virginia Tech. Beginning at 5:30 in front of the Rathskeller, the party will move to the patio, where TRAVEL IN STYLE! free hot dogs provided by the Student Union will be served. The Band of the Hour will be there, along with UM's cheerleading squad. Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger and his team will take part. Presiding over the event will be USBG President Bill Mullow­ ney. Eddie Pozzuoli, IFC president, asked that students come out to sup­ port the women's swim team as they meet Alabama at 1 p.m. A men's swim meet will follow at 3 p.m. Admission to both of these events at the campus pool is free.

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SAS Is There To Advise You

Advising time is here again, and many students are having trouble getting a hold of the advisers they so desire. A prime example is in the Communication Department where the everpopular Judy Wallace is booked up solid for the duration of the advising period. With the high turnover in faculty in this department. Wallace is a familiar face among relative "strangers" in as far as advising is concerned.

There is also a problem in many of the departments in this university where the advising is not nearly up to par. There have been several incidents where students have approached faculty looking for help in shaping their aca­ demic futures, and have been steered in the wrong direc­ tion.

It is for the aforementioned reasons that the Hurricane recommends and supports the Student Academic Services (SAS) personnel on this campus. The Corruption In Corrections The roles of these people have been somewhat de-em­ phasized in the recent past, and we believe that this a ter­ rible waste of valuable manpower. officer was blown away with a tal at Bellglade, you had better medication lockers, and along These individuals should not be shunned. They are on shotgun while taking a prisoner believe that the DOC is being with the doctor and medical campus for the main purpose of advising and helping stu­ to the dentist. It was later dis­ ripped off for millions a year." technicians, have access to the dents shape their futures. covered that it was all part of prisoners' medical files. an premeditated escape attempt. KICKBACKS The pharmacist can give med­ This is also prime time to be looking into the aid that At the clinic, Riehter went in­ ication directly to the doctor these folks can offer the befuddled student. side with the prisoner while the "Machine Gun" Turner, the during the day shift, but during armed guard waited outside. superintendent at Bellglade, or­ the afternoon and evening The old adage reads: "A mind is a terrible thing to According to Riehter, the exam­ dered that all aspirins and ant­ shifts, the prescription goes in a waste." ination consisted of the convict acids be ceased from being dis­ locked cabinet so the medical With this credo in mind, it makes sense for students in dropping his pants, turning to tributed in the dorms for rea­ technician can administer the need of professional academic guidance to look into the aid • • the left, and coughing twice. sons of "practicing medicine medication at the prescribed that is offered by SAS. HOWIE BURNS That was it. without a license." times. It could make going to school at the University of The question in Richter's There was a convict who had Because the system is as loose Miami that much more beneficial to you. Editorials Editor mind was — why couldn't such a bad headache and needed as it is, a technician can initial a superficial examination have some aspirin. Since there was the doctor's name in the records been done at the prison? After no aspirin to immediately be and issue drug doses at any Editorials Editor's Note: The three like incidents, it started had, the control room, inside se­ time. In essence, the technicians following is part three of this him thinking about possible curity, and finally, the medical have access to remove any drug multi-part series which is based kickbacks. technician all had to be contact­ until the inventory is finally on the true experiences of Julian ed. drained. When the narcotic is fi­ G. Riehter. who for years was The way the prison bills con­ The convict explained to the nally out of stock, the pharma­ Hooray For Ferre employed by the Florida Depart­ victs for medical treatment also technician what was wrong cist can simply place another . ment of Corrections. intrigued Riehter. He became in­ with him and where he was order. The ftrst two parts of this se­ terested after hearing of a con­ hurting. Instead of tracking Riehter believes that there's ries dealt with many topics rang­ vict who accumulated a bill of down some aspirin, he sent the collusion between the pharma­ The Hurricane would li_e to extend its congratulations ing from the theft of prisoners' $40,000 for a seven-day stay in prisoner to the prison hospital cist and the driver from the to Miami Mayor Maurice Ferre on his re-election to the post. food to Richter's appearance in the prison hospital. emergency ward. drug supply house. Ferre is a UM alumnus and a staunch financial support­ front of a grand jury. We now At the prison hospital, the A huge bill for a problem that The pharmacist orders a drug; er, and it should be somewhat comforting to UM students continue with part three of The bills are prepared by the billing could have been rectified with a however, that drug never ar­ that there is a prominent civic leader leading this city who Corruption In Corrections. office, which then sends it to couple of aspirin! If a technician rives at the prison. It is not on has roots with this university. the business office at Bellglade. sends a prisoner to the emergen­ the truck. The way Riehter sees If UM helps the mavor, the mayor will continue to help Part Three Riehter describes this business cy ward, someone has to pay it, either the pharmacist or the UM. office as "a real trip." From the bill. Multiply this by the driver gets rid of the drugs, and THE MEDICAL SCAM there, the bill is forwarded up to total number of convicts and the two of them split the profits. Tallahassee. you have a very profitable oper­ The pharmacist continues to One day, Riehter was called The point here is that the ation. put down in the inventory drugs into the control room and in­ prisoners never get to see the This is how Riehter discov­ that don't exist inside of the structed to bring a convict to bills and there is no way to dou­ ered the kickbacks from the prison. Riehter believes that if STAFF the medical clinic at Bellglade. ble-check the figures. hospital to the people back at you inspected the medical rec­ The convict was in closed custo­ When it comes down to bill­ the prison. ords of all the prisoners, you'd This newspaper is published semi-weekly during the regular ac­ dy, meaning that he was being ing, it is the doctor's word ver­ see that there are an awful lot ademic year. Copyright 1981 by the University of Miami. Copy­ taken in handcuffs and a body sus the convict's word, and THE PILFERAGE OF of "sick" prisoners: right 1981 by the University of Miami's undergraduate Student chain. rarely, if ever, are the convicts NARCOTICS What if a doctor decides to Body. This publication is written and edited by undergraduate Riehter then summoned an­ ever heard out. students of the University of Miami. This publication does not examine the records and sees his necessarily represent the views and opinions of the University's other officer who was armed, Riehter: "You've got 27 major The pharmacist at Bellglade is forged initials? Riehter: "He trustees, faculty, or administration. and they proceeded to the clinic institutions in the state. If there a powerful man. A very power­ |the doctor| isn't going to make in a prison van. The reason why are no other hospitals like Jack­ ful man. any waves — he's just going to he went with an armed officer son Memorial (where a fourth He is the only one with the ju­ be included in the scam." DEBBIE WILKER ANDREW L. FURGATCH was due to a previous incident floor wing is reserved for treat­ risdiction to order medication Editor-in-Chief Business Manager at Broward County Jail. ment of prisoners); if they are from the outside, sign for that Next: How Goods Are Stolen It was there that an unarmed private like the clinic and hospi­ medication, have the keys to the Out Of Prison

News Editor Terry Fein Associate News Editor John Oudens Letters To The Editor Assistant News Editor Martha Martin Editorials Editor Howie Burns Assistant Editorials Editor Mariana Peralta-Sharp Entertainment Editor Jason Heikara Assistant Entertainment Editor Daisy Olivera UN Day: Sound Model For Peace Sports Editor Chuck Rabin Assistant Sports Editor John Hart Technical Editor Charles Levin To The Editor: world economic well-being with (COISO) will be presenting a crisis. Assistant to the Editor-in-Chief Berbera Stevens such branches as the Interna­ model UN General Assembly Voting and debate by partici­ Photography Editor Mark Cheskin In these days of mounting tional Monetary Fund and the today at 3:00 p.m. in the Inter­ pating countries will ensue. Head Copy Editor Charles Levin world tensions, the need for mu­ World Bank for Reconstruction national Lounge (2nd floor of On behalf of COISO and the Assistant Copy Editor Ane Areces tual cooperation in a diplomatic and Development. the Student Union). international student body at Head Writers Jean Claude da la France. forum for the peaceful resolu­ The participation of member Ambassadors will include stu­ the University of Miami, I Jeremy Lang, George Haj tion of global discourse is be­ countries is crucial in the dents from each of the 88 coun­ would like to extend an invita­ Head Photographer Stu Beyer coming increasingly necessary. achievement of the UN's goals. tries represented on campus. tion to the campus community Art Director Josh Hayes Such a forum, the United Na­ In an attempt to foster a feeling Faculty guest speakers will Executive Consultant Ritchie Luces at large to join us this afternoon tions, is an international organi­ of solidarity and international present one of the most crucial at the United Nations Model understanding in an internation­ Circulation Manager John Nagle zation serving not only as com­ issues currently under the atten­ General Assembly. Assistant Circulation Manager Lars Schmeckel mon ground for the establish­ al campus such as this one, the tion of the UN, which deals ment of world peace but also as Council of International Stu­ with the involvement of the Carlos Chediak Sales Manager Manon Waskover a major force in providing dents and Organizations worldwide refugee resettlement Chairperson — UN Day Classified Ad Manager Julie Faith Cohen Production Manager Debbie Beck Asst. Production Manager Mahk de la Boston Britain Versus America: The US. Wins Senior Advisor Cyrus Jollivette Finsncial Advisor Raymonde Bilger To The Editor: British school system. An analy­ real question is whether it pro­ duced within 250 years a society Start Coordinator Arlene Wetts sis of British schools would re­ duces individuals who improve unparalleled in world history. This letter is in response to a quire a volume. the quality of their society. If the choice is British vs. column I wrote which appeared There are always positive fac­ Public schools perpetuate the America, my choice is unequivo­ WRITERS Bob Anthony. Eluabeth Babun. Russell BUM Janet Bohac, Steven A in mid-October. tors to be found in even the class system, which is a detri­ cally America. Mr. Roy's choice Boyer, Julie Faith Cotten. John de Leon, Lourdes Fernanda., Sharon Hinson, Laurie My article on British boarding worst systems. Germany pro­ ment to a balanced society. The appears to be Britain — but Holman Alan J. Lipay. An E Qutrch. Ronnie Ramos. Scott E. Rutord Philtppa Salis­ duced autobahn and the Volks­ education system in America, bury Mana Salazar, Charyse Smdter, Tnsha Sindler. Elliot Skeete. Lane Steinberg. schools was personalized and why is he now studying here? June Thomson, and Chru Wuerthner not meant to castigate the entire wagen car under Hitler. The whatever its faults, has pro- Jeremy Lang

SALES PERSONNEL: Karen Baust, Lydia Burstein. Pinky Doort. Kevin Mclntyre, Booby Tracktenberg. Jack White Congratulations 'Canes Letters Welcome OFFICE PERSONEL: Alisa Gordon. Ada Pallet. Ingrid Williams The Miami Hurricane welcomes letters on topics of public inter­ To The Editor: first would have beaten anyone! est to the University and its community. All letters must be typed TYPISTS AM. Areces Barbara Stevens Andi Lieberman Now you know what you are and meet our deadlines for publication, which are: Tuesday at 3 Post Otf.ce Box 24813 J Congratulations; mighty Hur­ capable of — so go do W.W p.m. for Friday's edition and Friday at 3 p.m. for Tuesday's edi­ University of Miam ricanes! What I would've given to be tion. All letters are subject to editing to conform to space and Coral Gablaa. Florida 33124 That first half |against Penn there . . . Richard "Abner" style limitations. Letters must bear the writer's signature and State| would have beaten the . Moran that name must be legibly printed out as well. All published let­ Dolphins! Two halves like the Pomona, California ters will bear the writer's name in print. ' Friday November 13, 1981 THb MIAMI HURRICANE, Page 5 Purdue Prof Calls For Draft Of Adults, Not Kids

By DR. JAMES A. STEGENGA They'd be more capable than your guys in any military unit aren't the his life producing and benefiting Where is it written that the young Special to Ihe Hurricane basic incompetent 19-year-olds, too. kids but the very much grown-up from the American Way, he'll be should do the sacrificing, killing, and More of them would know technical sergeants and colonels ("grizzled," more willing to sacrifice to protect dying for the old? America's men Editorials Editor's Note: The fol­ trades. More would know how to they're called). and defend it. now push these responsibilities off lowing article was submitted to the read training manuals, blueprints, Perhaps military service would Having come to appreciate the onto America's boys. It's time our Hurricane by Dr. Stegenga, who is maps, and the colonel's mind. even be less of a disruption in the blessings of liberty, the market econ­ men (and adult women, too) stepped the Professor of International Rela­ They'd have a better feel for the 50-year-old's life than it is for the omy, comfortable eateries, and inter­ forward to shoulder the burdens of tions at Purdue University. The Hur­ ins and outs of manipulating organi­ 19-year-old. Most 50-year-olds are esting newspapers when he can find our nation's defense. ricane was made privy to this piece zations and getting things done. past their child-rearing years (or al­ them, he'll be a more reliable de­ And is it too harsh to suggest that courtesy of the Central Committee They's be more experienced at most past them, anyway, even in fender of the realm than the youth — when soldiers must die in warfare for Conscientious Obfectors (CCCO). working smoothly with other peo­ this era of supporting "children" who hasn't begun to appreciate — it's better (or at least not quite as ple, typing memos, solving problems until they finish graduate school at what's worth defending. sad) for 50-year-olds to miss their All the schemes suggested so far under pressure, staying healthy, im­ age 32). At the same time, the 50-year-old last 20 years than for 20-year-olds to for reviving the draft envisage call­ provising, running machines, doing Your typical 50-year-old has also recruit is apt to be less deferential miss their last fifty? ing up 19-year-olds to meet the mili­ their own laundry, entertaining passed that time in his life when he toward authorities his own age who Consider, finally, a couple of col­ tary's manpower needs. But if it's themselves, fixing stuck windows, was burning with zeal and ambition propose unnnecessary, unwise, im­ lateral social benefits drafting 50- really necessary to resume conscrip­ following orders, staying awake at to trisect the angle, end poverty, or practical, or improper foreign policy year-olds. It would be good for their tion (big "if" but let it go), a case can night, and all the other chores of sol­ invent the 100-miles-to-the-gallon adventuring. health for 200,000 or so paunchy re­ be made for drafting 50-year-olds in­ diering. carburator. More so than his 19-year-old son cruits each year to do some physical stead. Ask yourself who you'd rather go He is typicaly reconciled to put­ or niece, the 50-year-old soldier is training, lose some weight, and into combat with: the gawky kid ting in time, and thus might not re­ likely to ask the old civilians in strengthen some cardiovascular sys­ Instead of calling up a couple hun­ down the street who recently barely sent the intrusion of Uncle Sam so Washington, "You're sending me tems. dred thousand immature 19-year- graduated from high school, or your much as the youngster with dreams where to do what? You gotta be kid­ The nation's medical bills might olds each year who will have to be grown-up grocer who used to be a and a whole Life Plan that wil be ding." even decline enough as a conse­ mothered and socialized to accept truck mechanic? disastrously upset by a two-year in­ So, if he would be more likely to quence so that the recruits would be the rigors of training, the privations The military's needs for sound, ca­ terruption that he will be more in­ obey sensible directives, he'd be less given a pay increase. of military life, and duties associated pable people would be better met by clined than his elder to regard as a likely to follow the commands of And it might be good for the na­ with their assigned soldierly jobs, drafting mature, competent 50- total waste of tme, a total loss. silly old men with unsound schemes. tion's economic health, too, if each the military could draft emotionally year-olds than by relying on inexpe­ The elder might also welcome the But wouldn't it be an advantage to year 200,000 fifty-year-olds who are mature 50-year-olds who have spent rienced kids. change as an opportunity, a sabbati­ have more skeptical and questioning now clogging the upper reaches of their adult lives working in organi­ But, you'll ask, don't people have cal after 25 years on the assembly troops? Isn't that why we have a cit­ hundreds of civilian bureaucracies zations, patiently - coping, under­ to be young and strong to survive line or in the same dreary office. My izen army, to make sure that that the and corporations took a two-year standing and accepting legitimate re­ basic training, walk and run all day forty- and fifty-year-old friends common sense of the citizenry is leave, clearing the way for new peo­ strictions, suffering idiots, and long, do 30 push-ups whenever the would be lots more likely than my brought to bear? ple and new ideas. shouldering responsibilities. men sergeant demands them, and 19-year-old students to be seduced Maybe some of our recent im­ When they return to their civilian handle those heavy weapons and ob­ by the Navy recruiter's promise of broglios would have been avoided if lives, these citizen soldiers would The military would be spared stinate vehicles? Not really. adventure, travel, and escape. the architects had been obliged to bring back something valuable, too, most ofthe time and effort now ex­ Maybe 50 or 100 years ago the The 50-year-old has pretty much worry more about how their propos­ some experiences from a different pended keeping exuberant and only cannon fodder still had to be young made his dent and whatever fortune als were going to go over with older real world, some brand new perspec­ partially civilized teen-agers on their bucks with strong backs so they he's going to pile up. He's close to and wiser warriors that were going tives as well as a lift in their steps. tight leashes. The 50-year-old re­ could lug 100 pounds of gear on foot paying off his mortgage. And if he to have put their bodies on the line. The chance to command a basic cruits would doubtless be more self- all over the European landscape. But hasn't already gone over the wall We are understandably and appro­ training company of adult dentists, disciplined and self-controlled. now the soldier and his junk are during his mid-life crisis, he's proba­ priately uncomfortable when we no­ mechanics, car salesmen, corporate The military could then do with­ mostly hauled, and brawny youths bly ready to. tice that our military forces are poohbahs, and even society matrons out whole fleets of baby-sitting ser­ don't have that much of an edge. This 50-year-old recruit who's al­ blacker and poorer than the civilians might almost tempt one enlist or re- geants, counselors, stockade manag­ Anyway, many of my 50-year-old ready made his dent and his pile — back home. By the same token we enlist, in a different, interesting, ers, and MPs patrolling brothel friends are in better shape than some however meagre — has a lot more of ought to be uncomfortable that our more just, and probably better Army areas. Grown-up soldiers would just of the lazy 19-year-olds I see. And a stake in the system to protect than soldiers are so much younger than ... without waiting a few years to be a lot easier to handle. everyone knows that the toughest the 19-year-old, too. Having spent our population. be drafted for the second time.

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By RUSSELL BATES clutch of baby ducklings. I have worked occasionally as a ing to appear in the movie? Her sin­ costume company in North Miami the one I was shown in North Enttftsf. meat Writer For the five weeks ending Octo­ television writer since 1969: a few cerity matched my curiosity. I said, for a fitting. As I am being measure Miami. Instead, it is quite handsome Ftrsl of a scries ber 31, this writer was thrust into times I have been a story editor and "Yes." and such, the tailor shows me a and really well made. Once dressed What does it take to become a situations and events that had never at others an assistant to a producer. I met Josi Konski, the director, at ratty, general-purpose, show-biz In­ in it, my hair is put up in braids by movie actor? Hard work, I've been crossed his imagination, ln four 1 am no stranger to film or to the Cathy's house the following Satur­ dian outfit and a feathered head­ the make-up man. With the head­ told. Perseverance. Training. Starv­ parts, I will try to chronicle and de­ film industry. But certainly I never day. King of the Amazons was to be dress that looks more like the kind band and one large feather in place, ing Taking any kind of role at all to scribe what ii was like to find my­ intended to wind up in front of the an Airplane-type satirical send-up bought for children as a play item. I am transformed into Chief Fol­ assemble a portfolio. Luck and lots self suddenly essaying a supporting cameras. A producer did induce me of the classic African safari and ad­ Now I really begin to question lows-Nose. I do not feel very com­ of it. Somehow. I managed to cir­ role in an international motion pic­ at one time to write in a part for venture films; the Indian part was a the wisdom of my agreement. But fortable, though I now look the cumvent all but the last one. Luck ture production. It couldn't have myself; luckily or unluckily, the supporting role under contract at on the bus ride back to UM, sudden­ part; the costume feels strange; the sometimes follows me around like a happened to a nicer guy. script remained unproduced. John Screen Actors Guild rates for up to ly 1 begin to see a greatly humorous day feels strange: I feel strange. five weeks. If, after 1 had read the side to the whole matter. And I Again the question: What in the hell script and found it interesting, begin to laugh out loud. The other have I gotten myself into? would I sign? Long ago, in the passengers must have thought I At last, things are in readiness. USAF, I learned that you say yes if was on drugs. The image of myself We are to film interior scenes in the asked to do something outside your in the movie costume, trying to look seaplane that are supposed to occur experience; there usually is enough dignified, is too much for me to ig­ while we are flying into the heart time afterward to find out the nore. I can do it because the comedy of Africa In such scenes, I threaten things you need to know. is built into the role already; all I Helene with a humongous Bowie I spent the rest of the weekend have to do is to play myself and the knife for making fun of me. This is going over the script: reading, ana­ rest will take care of itself. a comedy? Just when we are ready lyzing, annotating, and doing a bit The first day of shooting for me to begin, rain sweeps in and does of re-arranging of the Indian role, was September 27, a Tuesday. I not stop. 1 am told to change back as I had been given permission. It went out to the Tamiami Airport as to civvies and to show up the next was a tight script, and very funny. instructed. But my friend Scott Pe- day at the Skyways Motel at Miami Here is a quick synopsis: Helene Holden, an up-and-coming young reporter for the Miami Her­ ald, is sent to Africa on her first big assignment. She must try to find the long-lost Freddie Dean, a very inept stand-up comedian who, with his six-year-old son, was lost in a plane crash twenty years ago. An adventurer has reported that natives coming out of a remote pla­ teau region all seem to know the most God-awful one-liners. The co­ median obviously is alive some­ where and is just as rotten a per­ former as ever. Helene is joined on safari by three roguish bad guys: Jack Riley, pirate-looking scoundrel with an eyepatch, also known as One-Eyed Jack; a bumbling giant of Miami Hlirrk-ane/DENNIS BRACKNER a comic relief type of a sidekick known only as Bunny; and an Dennis Breckner As "Junior \IMI Frank Branas Vs " 'One-Eyed' Jack Riley" American Indian tracker who goes Hove li (hit by the name of Chief Follows-Nose. The balance of the story is a long Landis has sworn to get me into at trek into the darkest Africa, an ille­ least one of his films; after we met gal quest for rare mountian gorillas, at a science fiction convention, he the revelation that the lost comic is SEC's Fall Season: tapped me for bits in Animal House now king of a race of Amazon and The Blues Brothers. Luckily or women, the startling discovery that unluckily, 1 was always halfway his now-26-year-old son is for all around the world when it was time. intents and purposes Tarzan, and More Than You Know But fate tapped me on the end of that there is a gigantic treasure of my nose when I wasn't looking. gold hidden in the lost Amazon city. September 16. 1 p.m., Professor Amazons was written by Steve As a member of the Student Nagel's motion picture scriptwrit­ Siebert and Josi Konski, from a Entertainment Committee ing class in the Merrick Building. story by Josi Konski; Steve Siebert (SEC), I am sometimes disturbed The class has been meeting for six is a UM grad from the late 1960's. when people come up to me and weeks, and I have sat next to one My analysis of the Indian role is complain about the lack of con­ Cathy Tully for the whole time. She that it is finely comically-oriented certs we put on a year. I feel it is is an older student and speaks with and that it is eminently fair. In this my obligation as a member of a soft British twang. That after­ script, everybody is a fool. When I noon, she turned to me and pro­ was done, I called the director and the committee and as the Enter­ Miami Hurrliane/Rl'SSn.l. HATES tainment Editor to provide a lit­ nounced, "Why, you're an Indian!" agreed to do the role, being partly tle behind-the-scenes insight Now, I am a Kiowa. 1 wear my influenced by something he had Writer Bate* Stars Vs '•Chief Followa-Note" into the planning of a semester hair long in traditional Kiowa man­ said during our interview. Friends of entertainment r vents. ner. This past summer, \ accepted of mine who are professional film the mantle of being the last Kiowa actors have said that there is one terson and I can find no one or International Airport. First of all. the SEC budget is Once back at UM, though I real­ dependent on the year's enroll­ spider medicine man. Consequently, phrase that they yearn to hear a nothing that even begins to look I said, with an assured air, "Yes. producer say. Josi Konski said to like a movie company. I have vi­ ize that I will be paid for the day, I ment. This year, enrollment was can see that it has not been the most down eight per cent. Therefore Yes, I am." me, "You're exactly what I'm look­ sions of interpreting the instruc­ JASON HAIKARA It turned out that Cathy Tully ing for!" That is the key phrase. tions wrong; maybe they are set up auspicious beginning. Already I our $100,000 budget was cut to Entertainment Editor have missed a couple of classes, and $92,000. was a talent agent and that she was In the days following the signing and waiting somewhere else in the casting roles for King of the Ama­ area. Maybe I am somehow the ob­ though I have made arrangements Secondly, part of our budget is already expended before the year of the contract, reality begins to set zons, a feature to be produced in in for me. Excitement quietly fades ject of a very strange practical joke. for makeups and such, I can see starts because we give the Lecture Series $6,000.00. the Miami area by the recently- that my classwork will suffer from The year's biggest concert thus far. the Peter Frampton concert into fear. What in the hell have I But. in time, trucks begin to ar­ formed Miami Film Ventures, Inter­ gotten myself into? I'm a writer, rive; carloads of people I recognize many absences-to-be. It is at this was a success because of the high turnout, one of the largest yet for a national. In recent years, its compo­ juncture that once again I wonder patio concert. The show cost breakdown was as follows: $10,000.00- not an actor. All my life, I've never as typical film-company crew mem­ nent members had been involved in played much of anything beyond a bers pull up to set about their vari­ just why and what I have done to talent. $4,000.00- production, $515.75- promotion. $991.00- crew and producing a number of features in myself. The answers that are com­ equipment. $200,00- food, and $25 piano tuning for a total of few hands of poker. Slowly, I do ous tasks; cameras and lights and Miami with Terrence Hill and Bud realize that I have written for ac­ miles of cable are off-loaded and set ing are going to startle even me. Of $15,731.75. This was a good price considering the calibre of the star Spencer; Amazons was to be their course, this is where I stop for now. and the large turnout tors, and that there is a degree of up on a flight pad behind the FAA first production on their own. The acting out in an intellectual sense Building; a seaplane taxis up from In writing and in film, this is called This year, SEC decided to work closely with the Rathskellar Advi­ production needed an Indian, and so involved in such writing. So, I do nowhere. I remember that there is a a hard curtain or a cliffhanger. sory Board because we feel that the Rat is an excellent place to show­ far they had found no one either know a bit about it, after all. But is touch of Raiders of the Lost Ark te Since this is about both, it is more case acts that would not be appropriate to place on the large patio qualified or interested. Would I con­ it enough? Very soon. I will be find­ the script. than appropriate. stage. Whereas the patio concerts are mainly rock-oriented, we tried to sider meeting and talking with the ing out. I am given my costume and told have more mellow music in the Rat. director, and then possibly consent­ Livingston Taylor cost $2,000.00 for talent. $620.00 for sound, and I received an appointment with a where to change; it is nothing like To Be Continued $25.00 for piano tuning for a grand total of $3,145.00. The show at­ tracted a large turnout and the opening act Trent Arterberry gave an excellent performance. Michael Johnson played for $1,750.00 and $420.00 for sound. Again, the show had great audience response. Musical Notes Papa John Creach, a more rock and blues oriented performer, played two energetic performances for $2,000.00 talent. $551.00 sound could have made disco a respectable or even a Can f Get a Witness. tello has improved- especially in the and lights, and $47.82 lor the stage crew for a total of $2,597.82. form of music. Maybe I'll be asking too much to high register of his voice. Hot Burri- These shows were presented on three consecutive weeks which In light of his past accomplish­ want to hear Michael Jackson do to #1, by the late Gram Parsons, is made the month of October a very busy month. It should be noted that ments, Gaye's newest album, In another Gol to Be There, but, when a disappointment. The reading is RAB paid for part of the talent costs. Our Lifetime, comes as somewhat it comes to a true artist like Marvin quick and misses Parson's lonely One of the least-known SEC contributions was the paying for the of a disappointment. It seems as Gaye, I've come to expect the best. mood. entertainment at the Homecoming Dance. The Jimmy Dorsey Band was though he's always needed a theme chosen because the music was dance-oriented and would be appropri­ in order to be inspired to make a — STEVEN KATZ The contradiction of moods thin ate for a Halloween night dance. The band cost $5,000.00 for talent, truly superb album. The theme of out Almost Blue. Costello picked $115.00- piano, $510.00- sound, and $845.00 lights for a total of What's Goin' On? was poverty and songs of a sadder nature and sings $6,770.00. despair in the world Let's Get It On them in a much too oft-handed way. Since we try to bring a diverse sampling of entertainment, we was about sex and Here, My Dear This should have been a rollicking chose to book the comedy team of Al Franken and Tom Davis for Gus­ was based on the pains of his di­ stamp-yer-boots record. Instead, we man Hall. Franken and Davis plaved to a packed Gusman Hall for vorce. In Our Lifetime deals loosely are left with aural ambivalence, $3,500.00 talent, $300.00- Gusman Hall rental, $60.00- screen, $104.00- with good versus evil, but lacks a conflicting intentions creating a supplies for a total of $3,964.00. strong sense of motivation. neither-here-nor-there overall ef­ For Grove Day, a USBG undertaking, we donated $1,500.00 to pay Much rather, it portrays Gaye as fect. for part of the bands' cost. The bands that played at Peacock Park at­ a happy man leading a fairly com­ tracted a good crowd, combining UM students with member of the out­ IN OUR LIFETIME placent life. This accounts for the Elvis country is weighted down side community Marvin Gaye album's slight lack of an overall (maybe change the title to Almost A couple of weeks ago we allocated $200.00 for the band that Tamla mood as well as some uninspired There, har, har). Side Two offers a played at the United Black Students (UBS) pool party because we felt it lyrics. "Mother taught me love," few inspired cuts, though. A Good would attract a large number of people, which it did. Ever since the early 1960s, Mar­ "All we need is a love explosion," Year for the Roses is certainly beau­ I Ike any other organization, SEC has expenses that include: vin Gaye has been one of Motown "Some souls are ready to rejoin the tiful, Costello's best vocal on the $400 00 to Quick Tik for printing tickets that we used to some of our Record's most loyal acts. Through­ God of love"; it sounds nice, but album. His vocal inflections are events, $16.67 for postal charges, $539.01 for telephone bills, tele­ out that decae he had a string of he's said it all before, and much quite interesting. Too Far Gone, by grams, and TDX. $85.60 for copying charges. $506.00 for NF.CAA Con­ groovy, danceable hits in the tradi­ more convincingly at that. producer Billy Sherrill, stands out ference Dues. $334.52 to Saga Food for catering, $198.35 to Photomag- tion of such Motown artists in the as well. ic for printing charges, $168.75 for the Summer Mailaway ad in the tradition of such Motown artists as Musically, however, Gaye still re­ ALMOST BLUE Hurricam . $4.92 to the bookstore, $324.00 for the chairman's summer The Temptations and the Four tains his flair for weaving hypnotic Elvis Costello Sherrill is the first producer Elvis tuition (which is in the constitution- he had to stay in Miami to book Tops. soul textures, particularly on Columbia has used outside of Nick Lowe. His the fall's entertainment- a lot of work), and $25.00 for pettv cash. In 1971, he released the magnum Praise, Life is for Learning, Love sound is amazingly similar to The grand total so far is $44,921.39. opus What's Goin' On?, which Me Now or Love Me Later, and the Last year, with Trust, it was Lowe's, pitched somewhere be­ Since we try to offer a diversified field of entertainment next se­ proved that he was a man who em­ album's best cut, Far Cry. Yet the Elvis the Soul Giant. Now he is just tween the straightforwardness of mester we are looking into jazz, black-oriented, new wave, straight- braced his music with a warmth one major flaw of this record is that a country boy. Yes, it is spirited and Trust and the wall-of-soundish My ahead ruck and adult contemporary acts. We still hope to get Denise and sincerity that few others could it's just too funky for its own good. yes it is honest. The only thing Aim is True. The sound works best Alexander of General Hospital- it was cancelled because of the time her match (including Motown mogul Personally, I think that Marvin wrong with Almost Blue is its mere on the slow numbers. The lush fe­ flight would leave Miami. Stevie Wonder, whose big hit al­ Gaye is too classy a singer to be presence. It has no reason for male harmonies never overpower In case you're wondering. SEC consists of Karl Henck, who is the bums owe a huge debt to Gaye). backed up by Stanley Clarke-style being- nothing has led up to this and the overall sound is thick. The chairman, Susan Liss, secretary. MacKenzie Kearney. Howie Burns, What's Goin' On? was also the first thumbs-up bass playing, which is album. Elvis sings nice country rockers sound a little sluggish. Bill F;stevez, Roger Paul, and myself. Meetings are open so if you want Motown album that consisted of featured prominently on the title songs. I like country music and, Honey Hush is way too subdued. to attend, be our guest. something other than a few Hol- song. Also on the same cut is some though it's interesting to note Cos­ In conclusion, the Student Entertainment Committee is not just the land-Dozier-Holland hits, a few annoying "You can call me Ray"- tello's diversity, many people do it An interesting addition to Elvis* organiztion that brings you big acts like Frampton and Santana, but a Holland-Dozier-Holland throw- influenced background dialogue; a better. lineup is John McFee who backed group that tries to offer something for everyone. If we're not success­ aways and some cover versions hit far cry from the delightful "What's Almost Blue confirms my intui­ up Elvis on his first album. McFee. ful all the time, it isn't because we aren't trying. pop songs of the day. happening brothers?" provided by tions raised by Trust. Costello is now with the Doobie Brothers (!) One more thing, because the referendum on the ballot was not From that point on, Gaye's rec­ Detroit Lion defensive backs (are standing still. He's singing well and plays pedal steel and lead guitar. passed, our budget will be the same next year. That is a shame because orded output was distinctly sepa­ they still playing?) Lem Barney and writing prolifically but, at present, Elvis should play more lead guitar. the acts are increasing their prices every year and we have to work rate from the rest of the money-ori­ Mel Fair on the title track of What's with little conviction. Maybe I was From what little I've heard, he with the lame amount of money. Therefore we can't offer you acts like ented Motown organization (al- Goin' On? wrong in assuming him to be some sounds more than competant. His Jefferson Starship and Cheap Trick that are just beyond our limita­ thogh both What's Coin' On? and acoustic guitar is mixed down on Despite such hairy moments. In Dylan figure. His music definitely Almost Blue, an album I can't like tions So, if you voted no. then you really can't complain can you? its follow-up Let's Get It On sold by Our Lifetiem is a worthwhile, follows in a logical stylistic pattern Those whe voted no just bit the hand that feeds them. Organizations the juggernaut). or dislike. I never thought Elvis danceable alternative to the up until Get Happy. After that it is Costello could ever make such in­ like UBS, WVUM, the Ibi* and the Hurricane will have to do their Rea­ This non-conformity was very stoned-out gloom of Gaye's earlier Brick Wall City. nocuous music. gan irrifx ; .nations next year. apparent in Gaye's last album. albums. Still, when 1 see groups like Almost Blue has no Costello Whai' .ni i -..:._ $1000 when you go to the University of Miami? Here, My Dear. Released in 1978, the Rolling Stones and the Kinks re­ tunes. This is good. His country A decent crooner. Costello still I'm not the richest person on campus and I didn't complain. Next year, when the cold sounds of disco ruled verting back to their old styles with tunes (especially last year's rock- sounds more like Bob Dylan than if you get a second chance, vote yes. I won't be here but I still care. the airwaves, Here, My Dear was albums like Tattoo You and Give bottom Different Finger) are trans­ °,.°r£_ Jones- I'm not writing him And one more thing- the Student Entertainment Committee em­ most uncommercial and failed to the People What They Want, re­ parent in a self-conscious way. off. This man has many good al­ phasizes one thing- students. Even though we have the voting power, sell encouragingly, yet it possessed spectively, I can't help but hope These songs were obviously chosen bums left in him. we still want your input and feedback. an honesty and sensuality that, had that maybe Mavin Gaye'II do anoth­ for their vocal delivery. Success by others chose to be influenced by it, er I Heard it Through the Grapevine Moon Mullins steals Side On<. Cos­ < i. — LANE STEINBERG Hosting: Not All Talk' Friday November 13. 1981 THE MIAMI HURRICANE, Pa_e 7

By PHILIPPA SALISBURY terman and his charm. A fantastic has the wrong calling at the mo­ Entertainment Writer show! ment. (Entertainment Editor's Note: Be­ TOM SNYDER: The Tomorrow MIKE DOUGLAS: Mike's show is cause of the great response accord­ Show has been made fun of since a few notches above Merv's. He is a ed Philippa Salisbury's last article Day One. Despite Snyder's odd decent singer and host, but he on the Worst Performers in Show mannerisms, his show is honest and doesn't possess the pizzaz needed to Business, we felt it would be inter­ straightforward. There is no glitter, capture the audience. ested to have her microscopically no big bands, just a one-on-one can­ examine talk show hosts, that rare did interview. Snyder is an intelli­ breed of iournalists who make their gent man who is also a true journal­ PHIL DONAHUE: Phil is the livings from reading cue cards) ist. most controversial host on televi­ sion. His audience actively engages MERV GRIFFIN: Merv's show DICK CAVETT: Some say that in debates with his guests. The top­ boasts the finest list of guests. Dick is a dull man who has dull ics are usually sexually oriented, However, he interrupts them and guests. They cannnot be more therefore it's not a battle of wits interjects his pseudo-intelligent wrong! Dick's guests range from but a question of morals. opinions. When it comes right down the best of Broadway to the worst to it, Merv is a slob whose sincerity in politics. He is a thorough host should be questioned. who prefers to attract the intelli­ CHARLIE ROSE: Charlie's show gent viewers of America. is also an audience participation JOHNNY CARSON: The Tonight type. Instead of debating contempo­ .Show is the most amusing show to JOHN DAVIDSON: The worst rary issues, a celebrity, with the watch. Johnny is a rarity. He is thing about this show is the host! help of Mr. Rose, engages in a con­ truly interested in his guests. He is John doesn't know how to inter­ versation. By the end of the inter­ an open-minded man who can view anybody! He asks such impor­ view, you see a different side of the admit his faults and biases with tant questions as "What brand of personality not see on The Tonight first class humor. His guest hosts pooper-scooper do you use when Show. Ceiie kellv (ids Grilled By Number One Talk Show Host Johnnv Carson •re high-calibre performers as well: you walk your dog?" The saddest Joan Rivers and her flat chest, thing is that John has the talent, but tion for Barbara Walters' Celebrity language correctly, she takes the revealing interviews. David Brenner and his nose. Bill only for the Broadway stage. He Interviews. Although Barbara can't "talk show" out of the studio and (Next week- Celebrity Commer­ Cosby and his cigar, and David Let­ may have the right business, but he There should be a special men­ pronounce one half of the English into the home for outrageous and cials- stayed tuned) There Is No Place Like 'Home Show' 'Southern Comfort': Special To The Hurricane a system that stores up to 180 bot­ cy office, store, or warehouse. fortable for eight to ten people with tles at three separate temperatures. • Space beds. Custom designed controls inside the tub. Many holiday gift ideas in addi­ • An innovative brass canopy wall units containing a bed. Also Produced by Exposition Corpora­ 100 Percent Action tion to a treasury of remodeling and crib that converts into a full-size good for small areas. tion of America, the show will be decorating ideas will be found at bed. • World's largest wicker pea­ open 6:00-10:30 p.m. weekdays: the 30th anniversary of the Novem­ • A mini-kitchen. A one-piece cock chair. noon to 10:30 p.m. Saturday: and decorative wall unit complete with SOUTHERN COMFORT ber Home Show, the 13th-18th at • A 45" television with 35% noon to 9:30 p.m. Sunday. Admis­ the Coconut Grove Exhibition Cen­ refrigerator, sink, fan, microwave better clarity. sion is $4.00 for adults and $1.00 Directed by Walter Hill and options. Perfect for an efficien­ Starring: Keith Carradine, Powers Boothe ter. • New acrylic super spa. Com­ for children under 12 years. The show features over 550 Southern Comfort is the 1980's reworking of such vintage films as booths filled with the most innova­ The Lost Patrol and Bataan. Like these films, the story deals with a tive products and services available. small group of soldiers led by a heroic sargeant, who are killed one by Whether there is a desire to com­ one by mostly unseen enemies. pletely refurbish a home, or simply Chicken Pox: Not Just Kids' Disease Unlike these films. Southern Comfort takes place in the Louisiana add a few finishing touches, visitors bayou country, as opposed to the Mesopotamian desert and the Philli- will find thousands of ideas for the pine jungle respectively in the other two films. house or apartment- inside and out. Special to the Ilurriiane en pox could bring a frown to The plot has modern day Louisiana National Guardsmen on ma­ On sale at the vast one-stop mar­ of Florida recommend that you ketplace will be everything from any child, parent or individual. consult your doctor to receive neuvers in the Louisiana swamps. Even though it is an extremely They make the mistake of stealing boats from these swamp na­ bath and kitchen designs to custom (This is a medical message from advice about chicken pox but and designer furniture, to major ap­ the Florida Medical Association uncomfortable illness, it is usu­ see him immediately if convul­ tives, and when caught by the boat owners, worsen matters by firing ally not a serious disease. One blanks at them. pliances and home entertainment on behalf of the doctors of Flori­ sions, a stiff neck, severe lethar­ systems, to floor, wall, and window da presented as a public serv­ attack confers life-long immuni­ gy or severe headaches occur. Armed only with blanks in their M-16 rifles, they seem doubly out ty- of touch with reality pitted against sharp-shooting Cajun woodsmen. treatments. Solar heating systems, ice.) The rash develops in several security systems, housewares, and Chicken pox is caused by a stages, but each can occur si­ The allegory to the American involvement in Vietnam is obvious. virus and may occur at any age multaneously. First, flat red Here again, young city-bred mn are forced to fight a war many miles accesories will also be on display. The thought of having chick­ Many items ideal for Holiday though least often in fetal life of splotches appear, often on the from their homes, in the homeland of a backward people, who fight to after age 50. It is very conta- scalp and in the mouth. These defend what is theirs. gifts include original art, hand­ made notions, china and crystal. raise and develop into small blis­ This latter bit of philosophy contrasts nicely with the "by the ters or vejfe^fis. Next, the vesti- book" mentality of those in command, people lacking in humanity and chess sets, telephones, and embroi­ dered linen. cles break and the sores form a basking in self-importance. crust. Itching may be severe in Director and co-writer Walter Hill (Hard Times, The Warriors) Outdoor World, a special section It's of more than 150 displays, will be this stage, but the fever usually has created an unpretentious, atmospheric film. He brings to mind old- subsides. The crust falls away time movie craftsmen like Raoul Walsh and Howard Hawks in his ac­ devoted entirely to the patio and yard. Showcased will be all types of Your Body between the ninth and thir­ tion sequences and in handling interpersonal relationships between teenth days. men. patio furniture, swimming pools, Hill, aided by good editing and a haunting musical score, creates saunas, spas, hot tubs, childrens' Comfort and reducing the moments of gothic terror in the Louisiana swamps. Men drown in swing sets, barbecues, awnings and gious and is commonly spread possibility of complications are quicksand, are gutted by booby traps or blasted by shotgun-wielding screen rooms, fences, tennis courts, by droplets from the mouth or the primary concerns of home greenhouses, exotic and east-to- by contact with clothing. The treatment. Keeping the skin Cajuns. tend plants and landscape design clean is important to avoid bac­ Where Hill is superb at creating moments of lyrical violence a la contagious period lasts from 24 trends. hours before onset to about six terial infections, and cutting the Peckinpah, Keith Carradine is equally good portraying laconic individu­ fingernails and wearing gloves alists as in this film. Many of the products will be days after. offered at special show prices. In A rash is usually the first will help prevent damage to the Carradine, who starred with brother David in Hill's last blood and skin from scratching. A mild guts epic, The Long Riders, turns in an ingratiating performance as a addition, show visitors are invited symptom and may sometimes be to enter a special Home Bonanza accompanied by a fever, head­ pain reliever can often reduce guardsman who has unwanted command suddenly thrust in his face. the fever and relieve itching. Powers Booth is also very good as a rugged soldier, the new man Jackpot in which fabulous prizes ache or malaise. The physicians in Carradine's platoon. donated by exhibitors will be given This film is highly recommended to lovers of the nearly-extinct away. macho-man rugged adventure film genre. Among the many new and un­ usual products featuring at the - ARI E. QUIRCH show include: Hospital a,eSCe eS Classified Advertising • French wine cellars including Conv suPP« -

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By SCOTT E. RIXFORD Entertainment Writer If bigness a boon? Those who advocate Anti-trust laws would aay no, and it appears the same applies to Hy Uchitels chain of restaurants. Perhaps in the past Nick and Arthur's was highly respected around the Miami area, but a recent visit appears should ask for both wine lists, to prove that, at least recently, an average priced as well as the this eatery has taken a nosedive. higher priced wines for compar­ I must admit that the prospect ison. I specifically asked the of vltiting Nick and Arthur's ex­ captain to view both lists, but cited me (now even Saga jello thinking that we were too does). I had been told by many young to be true connoisseurs of UM students that Nick and Ar­ fine wines, he did not give us thur's was quite enjoyable. Just the second list. No matter how the fact that it is situated in young we appeared to be, we North Bay Village - what I am were the diners and did qualify told is one of the nicest areas of to have the proper services ex­ Miami - should hold some prom­ tended to us. ise. Reflecting, 1 truthfully cannot The unfortunate fact of the say anything good about Nick matter is that this place is really and Arthur's with the exception bad! I mean even Greasy Joes' that its desserts were tremen­ on a bad night is better than dous. The food had been so bad this. that dessert was welcomed re­ The prices are exorbitant, es­ lief. Both my guest and myself pecially for the food you receive. were willing and able to order For $17.50, you can order the two desserts, but good taste dic­ "Odd Couple" which consists of tated that we did not. With a bill one (that's right, if you look of around $70.00 for two we under the lettuce ... ) lobster should have left ick and Ar­ tail and what the menu calls thurs' tres complet. "Prime Ribs of Beef" which, in Hy Uchitel, the owner of Nick Wometco Theatres and WVUM Radio presents the 'Tattoo/Body Painting Classic on the patio today at 1:00 actuality, is a I. ss-than-on. -inch and Arthur's, is also the owner cut of prime rib. This is not of both The Place for Steak and p.m. Ten couples will enter this contest in which one person becomes an area on which to paint. Glenn Hutton of good. Lindy's. Perhaps these other es­ WVUM will host the event. Be there. Aloha. For vegetable and potato, I tablishments can boast better chose the potato skins, which fare. However, the supposed were burned black throughout "home base" of Uchitel's opera­ making them totally inedible, tions does not impress me in the Concert Jazz Hand. Vocal Group At Vizcaya and the chooped spinach, which least little iota. would be described more prop­ Before you blow $70 on a din­ Special To The Hurricane sold to the public. The first 100 of The musical program features Gould estate in South Miami was a erly as pureed spinach or vege­ ner, ask around and see what this limited and numbered edition The University of Miami Concert success. table a la garbage disposal. other public opinion holds. I do The Garden of Vizcaya- Jazz in will be signed by the artist and will Jazz Band and Jazz Vocal Ensemble For tickets and information, Not only is the food most hor­ not propose to be omniscient. the Garden- is scheduled for No­ be sold at $50.00 each. Send your directed by Larry Lapin; Mel write: rible, but the service staff is ex­ Perhaps 99-44/lOOpercent of the vember 22, the Sunday before check yo WLRN and reserve your Dancy, Alice Day and Friends; The tremely snobby. They neither time i am correct, but not al­ Thanksgiving, when WLRN pres­ signed print of this stunning, four Ross and Levine Band; Special guest WLRN-FM care about how your evening is ways. ents their second annual fund rais­ color, poster. Other unsigned copies artist Ira Sullivan directed by Whil 1410 NE 2nd Avenue going nor do they pursue good If you do visit Nick and Ar­ ing event in the garden of Vizcaya. of this limited edition of Gene Mas- Sidener. Miami, Florida, 33132 service. Their noses are in the thur's use caution. Do not feel This will be an afternoon jazz sin's work will be available for The first Jazz in the Garden con­ Dade (305) 350-3228 air and they do not move from that you are ordering too much. concert starting at 2:00 p.m. and $10.00 each at the Nov. 22 concert. cert held last November at the Emil Broward (305) 523-9681 that position all evening long. I'm sure that if the portions re­ running about four hours. Tickets The maitre d' is the epitome of main constant you will not leave are $15.00 per person, $25.00 per arrogance and should learn a lit­ here feeling stuffed no matter patron, $50.00 per boat, and/or two tle bit about employing tact how many courses you order. If tickets for $25.00 for those who Bit Of Culture With Autumn Festival when speaking with his clien­ you do visit this restaurant in purchase them by mail from WLRN tele. His rude behavior does not the near future and enjoy it, you before the event. This discount will .Special Io Thr Ilurriiane chairman), Mrs. Grace Kotake (doll set the potential diner in a good would be totally justified in dis­ not be offered on the day of the state of mind from the onset. regarding this column until Ar- Best Bets exhibits), Mrs. Mieko Kubota (fash­ concert. The ticket price will in­ The Japan-American Society of ion show), Mrs. Misao Chord and Your choice of wine will pro­ magedden. If you do not enjoy clude a discounted admission of this restaurant, I told you so . . . South Florida, Inc. is sponsoring Mrs. Kotake (box lunches). pose a unique problem. My in­ $3.00 to Vizcaya;s beautiful eve­ Aki Matsuri (Autumn Festival) on modern as well as the formal style It is the desire of the Japan- side sources informed me that I ning-time sound and lights show at November 14, at the Wesley Foun­ kimono. The fashion show will also American Society that you have a some future night of your choosing. dation Hall on the University of include costumes and performances warmer understanding and appreci­ Cool refreshments will be served. Miami Campus, 1210 Stanford by Japanese classic dances, Noh ation of the history and culture of One of Florida's premier artists, Drive, on Saturday. November 14 dance-drama, martial arts, Japanese the Japanese people. Both Japan Today is the deadline for applying for the annual Gong Gene Massin, has created an origi­ from 12:00 to 5:00 p.m. singing, and Japanese folk dancing. and the United States have been Show at the Rat. A table will be set up in the Breeze­ nal picture to honor the Vizcaya The public is invited to partici­ A Japanese box lunch, called greatly enriched by the cultural ex­ event and has graciously donated it pate in the festivities of this Japa­ Obento will be served. The cost for change that has flowed from one way from 11:30 to 1:30 p.m. A meating for all applica­ to Friends of Radio, who will have nese social and cultural event. each box lunch is $3.50. The supply country to the other. Let our Aki Uons is scheduled for 5:00 Sunday in the Rathskeller. it reproduced in poster form to be There will be exhibits of Japanese will be limited, so please come Matsuri festival further enrich our dolls, Bonsai, Ikebana woodblock early. knowledge and friendship for one prints, and other Japanese art. The president of the Japan-Amer­ another. The main attraction of the day ican Society of South Florida, Inc. is If you have any questions, please PENTHOUSE UNISEX HAIRCUTTERS will be a Kimono fashion show Shigenobu (Sam) Machida. Other call Marie Summers at 238-4038 or where models will wear both the officers are: Tad Kotake (festival Sam Machida at 271-2286. 661-6142 Haircuts — s11.00& Up THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI CHAPTER Specializing in Curly Look OF THE HONOR SOCIETY OF 5950 So. Dixie Highway S So. Miami PHI KAPPA PHI One Block So. of Sunset on U.S. 1 il Extends its congratulations to the initiates who will be inducted into the Society at a banquet given in their U of MIAMI honor tonight. FALL 1981 PHI KAPPA PHI INITIATES -=U CONSIDERING A LAW CAREER? il -=_J Grisel Alonso Anne Raymond Louise Le Mehaute SOUTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY SCHOOL OF LAW David Atkins Andy Furgatch Los Angeles. California Matthew Avril Eduardo Lichi A representative from Southwestern University School of Law Robert Barrett Derek K. 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Murphey from state and federal court buildings, govern Kathleen Ruth Davies George Nicholas Jr. ment law office, and regulatory agencies If you are interested in learning more about the legal profession, the law school expenence and Ana M. Duarte Per H. Nordby Students may apply to one of four courses of the application process, please arrange to meet Julie Anne Evans Leon Oldak itu&y leading to the Juns Doctor degree with our representative by contacting • a three year full time day division Terry Fein Brian G. Pincket • a four year partOme evening division Hilary S. Feinstock Joseph Pisegna «*n*Wi (Mmfl) S'hci.1 ot Laa ha ..rv_d the p_b.( sin, f 19M _» a noo profit non tectanan educekonel inaOluUon . •• NMni Uniy. f .try docs not di_.nrnir._lf on the basis ot <«<. *+K rf )ig>on handicap, ot national onqin in connection wrtt. admission Jill Lynn Fisher Belen M. 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.-. Fridiy November 13. 1981 THt MIAMI HUHRICANE, Page 9 'Bartending': Not An Easy Job

By JEAN1E FLYNN The women's movement has also the average bar's volume. This is all bartenders have said the same Enterlxtinment Writer made a dramatic effect in the mar­ done in one quarter of the time it thing. ket. Women are taking the place of takes to do manually. The "electra- "Bartending does involve theatri­ Bartending in Miami has become the Archie Bunker regular. They bar" keeps track on all cash flow cs," says Dan lesser. "If I had a bad one of the most popular jobs for have given up their afternoon tables and inventory- day, I would never bring my trou­ both men and women. Why the of coffee for soft bar stools. Night So what happens to the bartend­ bles to work. I act like I am in the sudden interest in standing in a bar? clubs are offering more and more ers? Will they lose their jobs to the best mood. People come to bars to Money is a major factor, and, per­ ladies' night specials, which attract computers? "Computerized bars get away from their problems, so I haps, so is the luxury of spending crowds consisting of up to 75% have been around for a few years, put on a great shuw. If you want most of one's time in a restaurant women. It is no longer a shock to and they have not affected my job," good tips you have to know how to lounge or a night club. see a lady alone at a bar. says Mark Sweet, a bartender at the act." "I think it is a great paying job, The economy has had little effect Hilltop Restaurant bar. "A comput­ Bartending does not require any and the work is never dull," says on the success of bars in Miami. er still has to have someone pushing degree. It is usually experience in Simon Abelson, bartender at Raf­ "The tips are still high, and we get the buttons Bar tending has a lot smaller bars that will get you a fles Bar and Grille. "I make my liv­ little complaints," says Lesser. more to it than just mixing drinks. high-paying bartending job. Theat­ ing here, and I am not having any In 1971, Big Daddys's lounges You have to have a personality to rics, speed, patience and t gregari­ financial difficulties." That doesn't were selling drinks for approxi- be a successful bartender. A cus- ous personality seem to be the surprise me; I noticed him sporting around a new 1980 280ZX. Norma, a bartender at the Village Inn, claims bartending is a great way to meet men. "When I work behind the bar I feel secure talking to anyone. I feel that I have some sort of authority." The relationship between bartenders and customers has often been a popular psycholog­ ical syndrome. The days are gone when bartend­ ing was considered a low-income job. Today the average bartender can make up to $25,000 cash a year. An average college graduate will find it hard to meet those figures. Most bartenders are between the ages of 18 and 35. I was surprised to learn that this was not due to bartenders seeking better Income. Charlie Pickett's Open Records Single Received The main reason there are few older bartenders is due to the physi­ Great Airplay cal aspects of the job. Bartenders are required to stand for a long period of time each day or night. They have to have a great Be Record Star Now! deal of energy. There is a great deal of legwork, not like your basic nine-to-five job. One bartender ex­ Speciul To The Hurricane plained, "I could be a bartender for the rest of my life if it were not for Open Records, the folks who brought you two singles by South the hours. It would be difficult to Riihurd (.ere And Diane keaton FrequeatMJ Bars In "lookin" For Mr. Goodbar' Florida's Charlie Pickett, are planning a compilation of tunes by Florida leave my wife every night and miss bands. We want to hear you! the kids in the morning for break­ mately 85/ each. Today the same tomer will appreciate you if you re­ major qualifications. If you have Whether your band leans toward rock, reggae, punk, electronic or fast. Financially, I could handle it drinks cost almost $3 each. Cover member the type of drink they them, why not give it a shake and a noise, Open wants to sample its handiwork. Send us a cassette tape of quite well." charges were once from one to two order. People enjoy the socializing try? your three best songs, the way you would want them to sound on rec­ dollars. Today clubs are charging you do with them while you are Bartending has changed over the ord. Remember that we prefer music showing originality and musical Dan Lesser, once an owner of a up to $15 and higher. "People are pouring their drinks." years. Women's liberation, more New York bar, gave up his own vision. expecting to pay at least five dol­ Dan Voss, a bartender at Raffles, spending, and other social condi­ business to become a bartender. "I lars cover, and they don't think tions have made their impact. Along with your tape, send some biographical info on the band — have worked all over the country at says, "Bartending is like acting. and copies of any press it has generated (newspaper or fanzine ac­ twice about paying more," Lesser You have to put on a good show if Money is passed over a counter, and different restaurants and bars." explains. "The only real economic a thirst is forever quenched. counts). We want the cassettes in our hot little hands by January 31, Dan has worked at Victoria Station. you expect to get good tips." Other 1982 so hurry! effect that has hit bartenders over Miami and San Francisco, and now the past decade is the price of liq­ 14 or so of the artists submitting tapes will end up on a compila­ works at Raffles. "Miami is the best tion on the Open label — a sampler of the best Florida has to offer. All uor. It is so expensive now. We city to work in. The cash flow is In­ have to be very careful. Every tapes become the property of Open Records. credible." For more information, call (305) 522-3576 or write Open at 901 ounce that I serve over the counter Beeflieart Signed To Epic Progresso Drive, Fort Lauderdale, Florida, 33304. We know why that is! The major is accounted for." markets for bars in Miami are col­ Warren Hager, Vice President of Special To The Hurricunc lege kids and tourists. Most of the National Cash Register Company, college crowd have few bills to pay, says, "You know that line around a Epic/Virgin Records has announced the signing of Captain Beefh­ so they spend what they make on shot glass? Take a bar that sells just eart a/k/a Don Van Vliet with an album expected in early 1982. Beef­ booze. The young drinking age in 12 quarts of whiskey a day. If you heart and his Magic Band will begin recording in late December in Los Sign Up- Zoo's Art Fest Miami has also broadened the mar­ pour on each drink just the width of Angeles for the already titled Ice Cream for Crow LP. ket. There are many more young that line, you will have wasted $6,- The line-up of the Magic Band will remain virtually unchanged .Special To fh. Hurricane cember 12, offers $5,200 in cash adults legally drinking. 000 of your booze each year." from Beefheart's previous LP, Doc at the Radar Station, which was awards to participating artists. In­ Changes have occurred in bars To eliminate fraud and spillage, voted Rolling Stone's Album of the Year. The Magic Band features Van The Zoological Society of Florida cluded is a $1,000 "Best in Show clubs and restaurant bars are using Vliet (vocals, harmonica, and saxophone), Eric Feldman (bass and key­ Award." over the past decade. These changes is now taking applications for their have made a considerable impact on computerized systems priced at just boards), and Jeff Tepper and Gary Lucas (guitars and slide guitars). Fifth Annual F'estival of the Arts to under $10,000. The "electra-bar" "I don't make music- I make rnonsters" is how Van Vliet responds Artists interested in application the bartenders. More clubs have be held at the Metrozoo, F'ebruary opened for the millions of people comes equipped with a cash regis­ to questions on upcoming compositions for Ice Cream for Crow. Cap­ 13 and 14, 1982. should contact the Zoological Socie­ ter and a miniature computer. With tain Beefheart is currently putting the finishing touches on a major ex­ ty of Florida at 12400 SW 152 that are spending more of their lei­ The juried show, placed in the sure time out of the home. Natural­ a press of a button it can mix any hibition of his paintings and drawings. Look for his art to grace the setting of Metrozoo's beautiful Street, Miami, Florida or call week­ one of many cocktails and high­ cover of the LP, Ice Cream for Crow. days between 9:00 a.m. and 5:00 ly this has made bartending quite 160-acre cage less zoological park an open field. balls, which represent over 85% of scheduled for Grand Opening De­ p.m. YARDBIRD RECORDS BUY e SElLe TRADE NEW & USED LP & 45s IMPORTS • LOCAL SINGLES MUSIC PERIODICALS & BOOKS TUES FRI 1 8; SAT SUN. 12 6 2809 BIRD AVE.

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By JEAN CLAUDE de la FRANCE Coach Ray Woods. Senior diver Lisa Sharp regis­ Miami compiled 11 first-place Pincott (1), for a 98-51 win over at 284-3622. Head Sports Writer "They set the stage for today's tered two wins while Wright, Pin­ finishes behind Mortell (3). Wright South Carolina. • » • • » meet against Alabama and later for cott and sophomore Cathy Conlin (3), freshman Sylvie Kennedy (2), "The thing that impressed me UM freshman Donna Mapp Junior Kate Mortell entered and our meet against national champi­ each won one event. Shockey (1), Lisa Dunlap (1) and most was that I have never seen a is finding out that Women's College won nine individual events and also ons Texas [in two weeks in Aus­ group of young ladies work togeth­ basketball is definitely tougher than won with two relay teams to lead tin]," Woods said. "They (the Cris­ er as a team as the swimmers and high School basketball. "I really the University of Miami Women's mon Tide] beat us last year in the divers did and I attribute our victo­ had a reach advantage over people swimming and diving team to three last relay and that makes it even ries to that factor," Woods said. in high school, but in college the victories last weekend. more important." The coach said that he was also competion is tougher," she said. The win gave Miami a 3-0 record In fact, Miami has never beaten pleased by the fact that everyswim- But the 6-3 Center is adjusting going into today's 1 p.m. meet with Alabama. mer on the team contributed points well. She received high marks from the University of Albama Crismon A victory over Alabama, which in every event she entered. A finish Coach Lin Dunn after leading the Tide in the Student Union Pool. finished in the top fifteen in the na­ of third or higher is necessary to Women's Basketball Team to an Freshman Meegan Wright won tion last year, would help Miami earn a point. 87-64 victory over Florida Interna­ seven of 12 meets, including two reach its goal of finishing in the top Miami's schedule is one of the tional University Tuesday After­ with relay teams, to help power eight nationwide, said the coach. toughest in the nation, as every one noon. Miami past North Carolina State, In the 90-59 victory over North of its 10 opponents is expected to Tennessee and South Carolina. Carolina State, Mortell captured UM led by three points with two finish in the top twenty in the na­ minutes left, but caused several Wright established a new school three first places; freshman Mellissa tion. record and reached NCAA marks in Rossie, sophomores Cynthia Pincott turnovers with a full-court press the 200 breastroke; she also reached and Sarah Schuster, each had one * and Mapp's strong inside game to . .. Coach Woods is looking for blow the game open. NCAA mark in the 100 breastroke. first-place finish. volunteers to keep time during the The wins, all of which came on In the 95-59 Tennessee win, team's home meets. Free T-Shirts Sophomore forward Juli Pier un­ the; road against national power­ sophomore Barbara Schockey and shorts will be given away to derwent sugery to reset a recurring houses, were phsycologically ex­ shared the lead with Mortell for volunteers. Anyone interested dislocated shoulder. She will be out tremely important to the team, said Miami with three wins apiece. Kate Mortell should get in touch with the coach for the season. UM Will Try To Out Hoax The Hokies

By RONNIE RAMOS The Hurricanes have re-evaluated avoid a letdown. the F'lorida State contest and suf­ Sports Writer their season's objectives in view "I learned a great lesson in that fered some others in practice on that a Bowl game is now out of the 17-0 season (When Schnellenberger Monday. Most importantly, corner- The University of Miami and Vir­ picture. "We still have an opportu­ coached the Dolphins). You can't back David Jefferson suffered a se- ginia Tech have identical 6-2 rec­ nity to go 9-2, and that's our objec­ win them all, unless you prepare verly sprained knee in the third ords, but records can be deceiving. tive now, to reach higher," said the same way for each game," he quarter of the FSU game. Schnel­ The Hokies from Virginia Tech Schnellenberger. said. lenberger said that Jefferson was have not played a top twenty team In view of the turn of events, all Schnellenberger said that what not up to par and that he did not and Miami has played four teams the seniors have been named cap­ the media, community and students practice Monday or Tuesday. that went to 1980 bowl games. tains for the remainder of the sea­ make of the game is what picks up He is questionable for Saturday. On top of that, the Hurricanes son. "The remainder of the games a player one way or another going If Jefferson is unable to play, have knocked off the number one are dedicated to them," said Schnel­ into his next game. team in the nation, when they de­ lenberger. Rodney Bellinger will move over to Another key factor going Into the the rover position and Jamie Boone feated the Penn State Nittany Lions, Miami had Sunday off in light of will start at cornerback. 17-;14 before a national audience, the toughness of the team's sched­ contest that must not be overlooked just two weeks ago. ule. It was the first time this season is that many published reports have Also hurt in the FSU game was Virginia Tech is looking forward that the team has had a free Sun­ stated that Virginia Tech is one of defensive end Greg Zappala. Zappa- Miami Hurrkane/MARK CHESKIN to the 1980 Peach Bowl re-match. day. It's a little something that is the schools that turned in UM for la suffered a severe concussion as a Chris Hobbs Sweeps Left Vs, Lions Last year's Tech team was a young earned when you defeat Penn State recruiting violations. While Schnel­ result of a blind side hit. He is one in a transition period. This and Florida State in back-to-back lenberger says that none of the re­ undergoing tests this week and is year's team "is a year older, a year weeks. ports are known to be absolutely also listed as questionable. lenberger believes to have a great Albert Bently was also injured on true, many of the ball players be­ Monday. He has a hyper extended better and a year more mature," This is not an indication of our The team had a scrimmage on future, suffered a knee injury. Its said head coach Howard Schnellen- lieve that it is a truth. Monday and it took its toll. Under­ severity is unknown, but surgery is ankle and is questionable for Satur­ over-confidence, according to day. befger. Schnellenberger. "A loss Saturday Miami suffered a few injuries in classman Eric Larkin, who Schnel- possible. Virginia Tech's biggest offensive would be more devastating than a threat is their tailback Cyrus Law­ loss to Penn State or Florida State rence. Lawrence scored Tech's lone .... We're taking a win-at-all-costs touchdown in last year's Peach approach," he said. Bowl, and he is having another ex­ Schnellenberger also dismissed Here's Johnny cellent season this year. ideas that he would start younger The Virginia passing game is players in preparation of next sea­ based mostly on quick out patterns, son. and they throw deep very seldomly. Another important factor that The Hokies had last weekend off, could pertain to the game's outcome A Look At The UM Women and the week before they took care is the possibility of an emotional of Fran Curci's Kentucky crew, letdown after playing two-high cal­ By JEAN CLAUDE de la FRANCE • 29-3. According to Schnellenberger, iber games. Schnellenberger says Head Sports Writer they are a very well-coached team that he makes it a point to prepare that doesn't make a lot of mistakes. for every game the same way to She was gliding, and I was straining. She was on her tenth lap and I was on my fourth, but what really worried me was that I had about 48 Men's Basketball more to go. The world of women's athletics demands a special commitment. It takes dedication to long endless Must Return To UM hours of routine practices with lit­ tle or no recognition. Into that world where the ability to push By JOHN HART one's body beyond the normal limi­ Assistant Sports Editor tations of pain and fatigue this re­ Varsity Sports at the University of Miami are currently bringing a porter stepped. great deal of recognition to the school and the surrounding community. What a fool The athletic programs for both men and women are developing rapid­ The basic question always has ly and are already among the best in the nation. been "How do women athletes earn The football team received some bad publicity when they were placed their keep?" Not "Do women ath­ on probation by the NCAA for a series of minor recruiting violations, but letes earn their keep?" the team's recent surge back to national prominence is the only thing To get the answer. Sports Editor that's really attracted the eyes of the nation. Chuck Rabin decided to send John­ ny France to spend a day of practice This year the 'Canes have already been on regional TV twice and na­ with each of the competitive tional TV once. They have won all three games and they are currently women athletic teams. ranked #12 by Associated Press. I drew the short straw because a) UM football has reached a first-class status. I was the only one available, b) Hurricane baseball has been equally successful under the leadership women's athletics is my beat, and c) of head coach Ron Fraser. I volunteered for the job. The 'Canes are perennial participants in the elite College World Series Miomi Hurricane/GAYLE WALD and UM baseball has become a family event for the residents of Coral Ga­ bles. See page u/FRANCE You Can Work Up A Sweat Just Stretching Miami's men's and women's swimming teams have matured into na­ tionally-acclaimed prominence. Men's and women's golf are striving hard to capture national titles. Nathaniel Crosby and Patti Rizzo both recently won major U.S. Tourna­ ments. Tennis, volleyball, cross country, soccer, women's volleyball, and Meet The Big Beautiful Lush Eyes women's basketball are all going strong on campus. Believe it or not, we even have a rifle team here at the university. One major problem, however, does exist and it will prevent Miami from becoming a truly first-class power in college sports. We do not have a men's basketball team or any plans to build one in the near future. Basketball is perhaps the most exciting sport played on the collegiate Of An Infamous UM Cheerleader level. Every year in March, the NCAA Basketball Tournament is held and a By JEANIE FLYNN Before I could ask Ilene another she said. Since Eileen was so busy with month of exciting single-elimination action takes place. It is a major sport­ Special To The Hurricane question, she was asking about me. ing event that is followed closely by sports fans all across the nation. It was not hard to sympathize sports activities, I was curious as to I explained that I was interested in with her, as I followed her daily what she wanted to do when she The reason UM doesn't have any current plans for bringing men's Meet Eilene, a travelling enter­ writing about her. basketball back on campus is basically twofold. routines. She has classes in the left UM. She says sportscasting is in tainer who represents over 80 guys. afternoon, practices in the early her future. Financially it is not feasible and there isn't an adequate facility nearby What is she? She's a University of "Why me? There are so many where a first-rate team could play. more interesting people here to evening and meetings at night. "I cannot think of a nicer job that Miami Cheerleader, and a definite She also has Hurricane Honey deals with the excitement of sports. The University of Miami is a private institution and it is no doubt candidate for All-American cliche. write about." I was touched by her much harder for private schools like us 'to match the funds for athletics modesty. I expected a more egotisti­ meetings. The Honeys are a group I just have to start to put more en­ that state-endowed schools receive from the government. I managed to catch a few mo­ cal response. of young women that help to re­ ergy into my school work so I can The vast mojorlty of sports on campus are not self- supporting in that ments with her, as she sat on a cruit athletes and help out the pro­ graduate. Cheerleading takes up they do not raise enough money to cover their various expenses. megaphone, meticulously rolling Eilene told me about the travell­ grams in general. most of my spare time," said Eileen. This is, however, beginning to change. Football is starting to procure her golden locks around her index ing she had done while being a more money with larger crowds and extremely lucrative TV contracts. finger. I noticed how the light cheerleader. She went to Houston The UM Athletic Federation was formed Just seven years ago and its shone in her clear eyes. It seemed to and visited the famous club Gilly's. main goal is to raise funds for all UM sports. They are making a great deal reflect an energy inside her. She was fascinated by the Texan of progress. lifestyle. One of her favorite trips "Her appearance was Uke nature, was Penn State. The school still declares that we do not have the enormous funds that an Ivory girl. The skin was a honey it would take to start a first-rate basketball program. color, bronzed by the hot tropical "Penn State is great. The campus Big Rally At The Rat It requires an excellent and costly recruiting program to lure the best sun. Her smile, wide, exposing a is huge and there are so many fra­ in basketball talent to come to your school. neat row of white teeth. ternities. They have such school spirit," she said. In order to really make men's basketball a success, it would be neces­ When I asked her a question her sary to have an on-campus facility to play at that would seat 10-15,0000. cheek would raise up at the corners "All the people seem to have a Special To The Hurricane In light of the Hurricanes' big With sufficent funds and planning it could become a reality. The pres­ revealing an upcoming smile. Her bond. It is not like UM, people at wins over number one Penn State ent Lane Center where the girls play could be remodeled or rebuilt entire­ greenish eyes, the color of a New Penn State stay on campus, so there On your way home from the two weeks ago and number 14 ly- England autumn, followed my pen is a lot of school involvement on Rathskellar after Friday after­ Florida State last weekend there Whatever the exact arrangements would be are of secondary impor­ as I wrote down my description. campus," she said. noon's happy hour, you may be will be a Pep Rally outside the tance at this stage; the main problem right now is that men's basketball In spite of UM's lack of spirit, Ei­ distracted by a lot of noise com­ Rathskellar on Friday night at has been ignored and there are no concrete plans for its return to the Uni­ When I asked her what made her leen manages to create spirit wher­ ing from a lot of happy people. 5:30 p.m.. versity. decide to become a cheerleader she ever she goes. But she is quick to Join the party and have some It's time to start forming some positive and concrete ways for basket­ said it was the excitement. "For the add, "It is not always easy. There is Don't run, join in the fun. fun ball to return. If the foundation is never worked out and steps aren't pro­ excitement of it and to learn about a great deal of hard work and dedi­ Grab a friend and let all your The rally will be sponsored by vided for in the future, men's basketball will continue to lay on the shelf at people. Also, my parents sort of cation that is involved. inhibitions out. Sing, dance, find a the Inter-Fraternity Council. The UM. geared me to it." "This year the cheerleading pro­ friend, start a romance. It doesn't UM Band Of The Hour will be on The financial situation for sports at the university is improving steadi­ "My father is a high school coach gram is much stricter than previous matter what you do or who you hand and free hot dogs will be ly and it Is now time to closely analyze how we will bring back men's bas­ and my mom is a teacher. It seemed years. We all have to keep our do it with, just do It. handed out. ketball — something we must do, for without it the University af Miami right for me to become a . heer- weight below 125 pounds. It isnX a » can never truly have an all- around first-rate athletic program. leader." she said. simple task when you love to eat." t* Friday November 13. 1981 THE MIAMI HURRICANE, Page 11 UM Women Are Really Special From page 10/FRANCE reflex drills, though. I even got an Rule No. 2: It takes hours and them, too. the other sports had whipped me going to be a long afternoon. ovation for passing two balls to a hours of practice before the basic I was sure I was ready when I It was not the first time I stepped human rectangle of eight players. into such good shape that I was Somehow I dug it out, actually It "bump, set, spike" offense becomes beat a friend of mine who had been ready for the five-mile pacing run. on a basketball court. But I got my I was the captain of a summer instinctive. had been a long week, but maybe first lesson in intercollegiate bas­ a high school doubles champion. The truth is. Ana Santos made it school volleyball team. But as Coach On the tennis court I was all Kid Temerity? Call me Kid Naivete. the best week I ever had. ketball. Sheryl Holt told me, "you can't play too hard for me to quit. Rule No. 5: Women athletes are lovee. Scratch that, someone double All I have got to say is the only I approached her on the first The hoop and the basketball do bump with my girls." faulted on a serve return drill, so I special, but from now on I'll stick to way I'll get near center court at "warm-up" run. writing. very strange things when ten young I should have known when I saw did score some points. And I made Wimbledon is if I buy a ticket. women (12, counting the coaches) Lori Beckley running forty laps for such good preparations too. "Can I run with you?" "Sure," stand by and watch you "do your Rule No. 4: When you can't cope she said, and off we went. forgetting her knee brace In the Three weeks before my faithful with the quickness, stamina and thing." gym after a match, but call me Kid "How do you keep running? " I matchup with women netters I strategy of your opponents, a tant­ asked her; what I actually wanted Rule No. 1: 10 ball-handling drills, Temerity. I stepped into the court went into training. rum or two is a good diversion endless laps around the basketball, anyway. to say was "Why don't we stop?' I called up every one I knew who Then there was cross-crountry I She didn't get the hint. "1 don't countless lay-ups, passes, and a full Everytime I went up for a spike, had a tennis racket and challenged course in the weight room will didn't do so badly. Then again, by know, it's just that you have to the net kept getting in the way. him to a match. I won most of the time I got to the cross country. make you a very sore person in the When not hitting the net, I was la­ push yourself and give it all you morning. terally dodging bullets. Maybe the have got," she said. But I did not know. So recklessly net liked the girls better than me, "I guess it takes a lot of dedica­ I took passes, and threw 'bricks' because it graciously got out of tion, huh?" against the board. I did well on the their way. She glanced at me and sped up. I strove to catch up. Oh boy, It was r

The Long And Winding Determination, true grit, Road . . . but, to where? and many other big words are necessary to keep up OOOoooops! Where's the Johnny thought it was with The Women. For ball? Johnny is always going to be a simple task those of you who think reaching higher and high­ to keep up. Tennis was that it's easy to run er, but this is ridiculous. impossible, swimming just . -, a . t around and keep up with Someone ought to tell the wasn't his thing and bas­ The Women athletes, just poor guy that the object ketball, forget it. No take a look at the nice of the game is to hit the problem, just another 20 face above ball over the net. not the or 30 laps to go clouds.

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The University of Miami wres­ competition. dent Life at Daemen College in Buf­ tling program become a varsity tling club has begun a new season, "The practices won't be just a falo, New York. He then went on to sport. Based on his past experience and is looking for people who are place to come wrestle," said Star- become the head wrestling coach at and track record, Starson seems ca­ serious about wrestling to become son, a former collegiate grappler. SUNY Buffalo. pable of accomplishing this goal members. "We are going to have a competi­ His next year was spent starting The program is being run this tive program with our wrestlers a club football team at Buffalo The club practices at 7:00 p.m. year by Peter Starson. Assistant going to tournaments." State, which went varsity a year Tuesday and Thursday, 4:30 p.m. on Dean of Student Personnel. Starson Before coming to the University later and competes in Division III. Friday, and 11:00 a.m. on Saturday. says that interested students should of Miami, Starson. a graduate of This is Starson's goal at the Uni­ For more information about prac­ be serious about conditioning and Buffalo State, was Director of Stu­ versity of Miami, to have the wres­ tices, call Peter Starson at X-5353. Page 12, Friday November 13 1981 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Present Is Sad, Future Looks Bright By RONNIE RAMOS every once in a while. He has brought a team back from do this here," he said. "I took the said that that is the way the city is. 40-50,000 will assure sellouts and sporis Writer "Speedy Neal has set a NCAA the depths of a week ago Monday's job not to be the champions of the "It's going to take time to recapture create a much greater demand. record for most publicity per rush- findings, to a victory over FSU on State of Florida, but to become na­ the fans." The average home attendance Coach Howard Schnellenberger ing attempt versus FSU." said Saturday tional champions." He believes that if the team starts this year has been 41.438, while the was in good spirits at Tuesday's Schnellenberger. His team is ranked 12th in the Last year's team finished 8-3 and winning then eventually the fans average attendance at away games press conference, cracking a joke Neal is deserved of his coverage. land and a victory over Virginia this season's squad has a good shot will begin to show up. Schnellen­ is over 45,000. Tech will probably push them into at 9-2. berger also believes that the answer But of the four .way games, the top ten. He'll be at home in the When confronted with the fact of is still an on-campus stadium. three were sellouts a week prior to Orange Bowl, where the "Canes low attendance, Schnellenberger A stadium with a capacity of the game. Season Ends On High Note have won six in a row and 13 or their last 14 since his arrival to UM. Sensing Schnellenberger's un­ usually talkative good mood, the Big Or Small, Sports Club's For You For Cross Country Team press conference moved from the topic of Virginia Tech to the future. By JANET BOHAC Depending on the club or clubs you choose to join, they Schnellenberger is very proud of Sports Writer howl, wrestle, have karate tournaments, sail, or any By MANNY FERNANDEZ eight seconds, and coasted to a his team's accomplishments this The University of Miami might seem like a big or a number of things. Some clubs have parties and even Sport.s \Vriter fifth-place finish. season, especially the seniors who small place, depending on where you're coming from. plan trips together over holidays. They have booths at The women were paced by Karen he refers to as "the best group of Most of us had to move away from our friends back Carni Gras, participate in fund-raising events, join The University of Miami Cross Rapallo's time — 21 minutes and 58 seniors in the country." home, and once in a while we catch ourselves wonder­ intramurals as teams, and mostly, just get together and Country squad travelled to Atlanta, seconds — in a 3.7-mile contest. Ra- When asked why he came to ing if there is anyone on campus who likes to do the have a good time doing whatever it is that they like to where the 'Canes made an impres­ pallo finished in the number two Miami, he paused for a moment and same things we like to do. The answer is yes, and you do. Sports clubs even give students opportunities to do sive showing in a meet held at slot then came forward with an answer. can find those people in sports clubs. some of the things they always wanted to do, but never Georgia State University. The meet upped the men's overall "The greatest thing a coach can do At Campus Sports and Recreation you can get a list had the chance before coming to UM. The competition in tlie men's and record to 5-3 and evened the wom­ is come into a program that is of all the sports clubs that are active on campus. The Sports clubs usually have regular meetings and ad­ women's divisions pitted the Hurri­ en's record at 4-1. Coach Tony Ca- down, and then turn it around and people at CSR can also tell you what kinds of clubs are vertise in the Miami Hurricane under the Update sec­ canes against Georgia State Univer­ ballaro was happy with the Canes' take it to the top. And keep it there trying to get started at UM or tell you how you can tion. Don't hesitate to stop in at the meeting of a sport sity, the University of New Orleans, showings in the final meet of the for a period of time," he said. start your own sports club. club. They are all open to UM students, and some clubs, F.mory University, Campbell Uni­ year. "And when he leaves, it is impor­ But sport.s clubs aren't all involved with sports or such as the Scuba Club, allow people in the surround­ versity, Baptist College and Ogle­ "It was a great way to finish the tant that all concerned noticed that even athletics. It's true there is a Sailing Club, a Scuba ing community lo become members. If you're intrested thorpe University. season. We were the only ones out he turned the program around," he Club, a Rugby Club along with the rest, but also there in joining a sport.s club, ask ai CSR in (he Lane Recre­ The men were led by Norman there without scholarships. The said. are clubs whose main activities center around photog­ ation Center (X-3253). They can put you in touch with Jennings, who covered the five- contest really showed the caliber of "I came to Miami because the raphy, chess, and ham radio. sport club officers from any of the clubs, or help you mile distance in 28 minutes and our athletes," he said. people here gave me the potential to Sure, you say, but what do sports clubs really do? start your own. 284-4401 Classified Advertising 284-4401

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