February 16, 1989 Lln iversitv of Misso-.,ri·S;.. Louis Issue 626 A~er~y~'-s ~P~r-o~p-o-s a~l~s~T~~E~ctU~-St. Louis
'national visibility of the institution. "the Coordinating Board has taken Apparently, the issue is back in Among other things, that report by the legislature, there is the by Draw Nevets .. this is not an 'appropriate moment no action nor given any deliberative the news because Wilson requested asked the state to consider closing chance that UM-St. Louis and UM reporter to talk of cutting away the freshman consideration in support" of Aery's the report from Aery. The bill he Northwest Missouri State Kansas City will offer only upper and sophomore classes at the UM- proposals. plans to introduce will also carry a (Maryville), make Southwest Mis- The University of Missouri-St. level and graduate programs. St. Louis." UM President C. Peter Magrath phase-in $300 million tax increase souri State (Springfield) a fifth cam- Louis may lose many of its under UM-Columbia also faces the pro said in a visit to UM-St. Louis on the to benefit higher education. pus in the UM system, transfer graduate programs in the near bability that at least a third of their The resurgence of Aery's pro week of Jan. 16 that Aery's Because the bill will. contain a tax Lincoln University's (Jefferson future. undergraduate programs will be posals comes as a mild shock to "proposal attracted little attention. increase, it will require the City) to Harris-Stowe State College Sen. Roger B. Wilson, D cut. Most of those cuts may occur in many people. Although the issue I am opposed to it. UMSL needs to be approval of the Missouri voters as in St. Louis and change UM-St. Louis Columbia, announced Friday that the school's undergraduate was . never counted as dead, most a lower, upper and graduate level well as the state legislature. and UM-Kansas City to schools he plans to introduce a bill that teacher-education programs. people thought the furor was over school." Aery's proposal originally sur- which offer only upper level courses would carry out many of the pro ' In a prepared statement, Chan because of the following: Also, Aery has recently accepted faced in November of 1988' when she and graduate programs. posals that Shaila R. Aery, Mis cellor Marguerite Barnett said, On Dec. 12 oUast year, Avis Tuc a similar job in Maryland. She plans presented a report to the CBHE souri's commissioner of higher "given the increased regional and ker, chairman of the CBHE, said to start her new job next month. entitled "Focus on the Future." Most of these requests have been education, introduced in a report dropped from Wilson's bill, but the last November. changes to the urban UM The Coordinating Board of Higher campuses remain. Education agree~ last Saturday to support two of Aery's proposals. "No college or university can be -. ·Offer mainly upper-level and graduate programs at the Unjver- State (Warrensburg), Northwest Missouri State (lvtaryville) and all things to all people," Aery said in The CBHE has agreed to support shy ot'Missouri's campuses in St.Louis and Kansas City. ' -. Lincoln University (JefferSon City). legislation giving their board the a letter. "Achieving financial access ,. Eliminate at leasie third: of the undergdiduale programs at the . • Consider Harris-Stowe State College in St. Louis and Missouri authority to eliminate academic to quality higher education will "UniverSity of Missour'i~Golw. mbia, probably by cutting at least half Southern St$t~ College (Joplin) for the new universi(YSyste:r'n. require that each college and programs rather than leaving such ';; ot. the school's undergraduate te acher-education program. . Missouri We.stern State College (St. Joseph) could be merged W1th matters up to the governing boards university and each campus of the . • p!imi~ate 19 degreeprQgrams a'~ other state colleges, 10 'of ' N.orthwest Missouri State (Maryville) as one "unit" in tM of the public {!olleges and univer University of Missouri be different those prt>grams from Northeast Missouri State (Kirksville). system. . sities. The board also agreed to set in some substantive way from the it Change state law to allow the state's board; rather than each ' up a panel to examine the financing other. " ~hObf's governing board, to eliminate academic programs, . • Bar new public colleges for 10 years or until the state ranks of aid programs and college and Aery suggested that the two urban . ' . setup a "Missouri State Univ,ersity System" comprised of among the top states in terms of tax revenue for e(ich college UM campuses look into forming university libraries. Southeas,t MisSouri State (Cape Girardeau, Central Missouri student . If Aery's prop0sals are accepted transfer agreements with local community colleges. People Confused Over EI Salvador
by David Workman reporter "We hold the people of this coun 'The U.S. should negotiate with the present government of EI try (the US.) crucial," replied As the conflicts in Central Salvador, or they should send troops to attack the present Ramos to a question of the value of the American ai d. America continue to escalate, they government.' . often end up confusing many people Currently, the U.S. government as to which conflict is which. So last -Arnoldo Ramos supports the present government Thursday_ in conjunction with and the Duarte presidency an d has Webster University and the Latin made attempts to stabilize his "moderate-right" regime. America Solidarity committee, UM The largest source of income to coup were to have taken effect, the St. Louis welcomed Arnoldo Ramos the economy now is the annu al $800- undecided people would have to speak to students and faculty in $900 mill ion sent by El Salvadorians revolted against the FLMN/FDR, hopes of clearing up some of the living in the U.S. due to lack of fe eling that the change The latest proposal presented to confusion. the EI Salvador gov ernment by the In September, the FMLN/FDR is necessary. Most people would be Ramos is the Representative of launched their largest offensive to confused by the strong action, FML N/FDR calls for equal oppur tunity in the elections as well as a the Political Diplomatic Commi date. During the attack, they suc Ramos said, and confusion often sio l} of the Farabundo Marti Front mutual respect fo r the differing ceeded in capturing all of th~ El lead to rebelli(Jn. for National Liberation and the Salvadorian army garrisons as well view of the two parties. Democratic Revolutionary Front as most of the capital city of E l When asked what the U.S. should (FMLN/FDR) in EI Salvador. Cur Salvador. do about the situation, Ramos gave Ramos ad ded that a few years ago. rently he is working in According to Ramos, the reason two options. Either the U.S. should the main concern in El Salvador was Washington, D.C. why the FLMN/FDR did not con negot iate with the present govern the economy. But now, with the As a former Professor of Litera tinue the offensive and take over the ment of El Salvador, or they sbould economy reduced to almost nothing, ture at the National University of El government is because the people send troops to attack the present the main issue is peace among the Salvador, Ramos has experienced are not all committed to the government. Ramos was quick to people. the life of a Central American revolutionary movement. Over 60 point out that the FMLN/FDR would Gerald Pomper firsthand. percent of the people hav e yet to prefer to settle the dispute "Peace is central:' Ramos said. As the representative of the choose a side in the war. peacefully, but so far attempts at "We hope this proposal wi ll r esult in FMLN/FDR, Ramos acts as the As a result, Ramos said, if the peaceful settlement have failed. true peace." liason between the organization and Politics: the United States government. Ramos said he was "radicalized" in 1972 when he joined the ~ro cess Changes Needed revolutionary movement. by John Kilgore appointed, making the vice- According to Ramos, the reason EI Salvador reporter president subject to con- for the conflict is not anti gressional hearings and Communist opposition. It is instead Rutgers University political approval. due to the lack of a good economy. science professor Gerald Pom "It isn't just Dan Quayle. Since The government, he said, seems to per said here Monday that the 1964 we've had a series of prob be controlled by 14 of the wealthiest political process would benefit lems," he said, citing William families in El Salvador. These 14 . from having fuller involvement Miller, Spiro Agnew, Tom families make up only 1 percent of the population, yet they own 60 per by the political parties in the Eagleton and Geraldine presidential nominating Ferraro. ce,nt of the land. This land domination prevents process. Pomper said changes should anyone else from making enough Pomper, author of a half-dozen be made in the way candidates money to run against the ruling books on political elections, are presented to the public. party, Ramos said. San Salvador spoke to a group of political "We're disguising the fact that As a result of the land takeover, science professors and students the candidates are decent people production of El Salvador'S primary on "The Implications of the '88 until after they're elected," he crops has depleted dramatically, Election." said. "C;;Impaigns should enno Ramos said. Since 1980, the produc "The objective is to see that ble the candidates instead of tion of cotton and coffee has only the most promising can denigrating them." declined by more than 50 percent, didates get elected," Pomper To bring more discussion of while sugar has dropped 20 said. "The politicians are issues into the process, Pomper experts on the candidates. They suggested that matching funds percent. According to Ramos, this lack of live with them. They can be witheld from candidates not production has led to low income on examine them in a way the voters agreeing to participate in a minimum of four debates. "More the part of the working . class. can't." Therefore, the EI Salvadorian Pomper suggested that a pre debates will enable a wider diversity of topics to be dis economy has dwindled to almost primary convention be held to nothing. . screen the candidates before the cussed," he said. voters make the final decision in Pomper said that a Federal a national primary. "It's a ques Commision should be set up to tion of who should do the screen arl}itrate disputes concerning Chancellor's Gala Supports Scholarship ing," Pomper said. "Iowa and negative advertising. " It would What's silver and shared by nearly The campus is invited to join busi entertainment will add to an elegant Many of these, prior to the New Hampshire or p\lblic be a deterrent," he said. "No can 92,000 St. Louisans? The University ness and community leaders, evening of cocktails, hoI' d'oeuvres, establishment of UM-SL Louis, officials." . didate would like to be called of Missouri-St. Louis on its 25th faculty and alumni at the party on dinner and dancing. might never have had the oppor before this commission." Pom- I Pomper also recommended Saturday, Feb. 18 , which will henefit Who are these 92,000 people? per also suggested that the Fair anniversary. And the Chancellor'S tunity to get a college degree. that the office of vice-president the Chancellor's Council They include tbe University'S ness Doctrine be resurrected to Council-a group of area business The Chancellor'S Council is be eliminated as an elective Scholarship Fund. nearly 13,000 undergraduate and assure candidates the right of and civic leaders that advises Chan headed by Walter Gray. executive office. He suggested that the The highlight of the celebration graduate students, 54,000 people reply to negative advertising. cellor Marguerite Barnett on vice-president of Mercantile Bank. vice-president be appointed by various community. concerns-is will be a special performance of from every walk of life enrolled in J.A. "Cubby" Baer II and Ruth the president, much the same throwing a gala ball at the campus to Broadway hits by Robert McFerrin, continuing .. education-extension Bryant are co-chairpersons of the way members of the cabinet are See POLITICS; page 2 celebrate and help raise internationally acclaimed ,. Met programs and 25,000 University event. scholarship funds. ropolitan Opera baritone. This graduates who still live in the area. Tickets are $125.
INSIDE WALKING: FLOATING A LONG? CAMPUS REMINDER Vinie Burrows plays 24 CALENDAR ...... page 2 characters in "Walk The Riverwomen ran into Feb. 20 is Presidents' CLASSlFIEDS ...... 2 Together Children." trouble. sinking long-range Day. There WILL be FEATURES ...... page 3 See page 3 shots which, in turn, ran schoo l on that day. SPORTS ...... page 5 them aground in the win EDITORIAL ...... page 7 column. VALENTINES ... page 8 See page 5 page 2 CURRENT Catnpus Ev ents POLITICS from page 1 CLASSIFIEDS' Despite bis recommendations, many important issues, including: Help Wanted GOVERNMENT JOBS GOVERNMENT HOMES Pomper said that the most common abortion, S.D.1. and health care. JOYOUS PART TIME!I $16,040 - $59,230(yr. from $1 (U repair). Delin- complaints made about the '88 cam "Dukakis as a moderate liberal and Here's your chance to act Now Hiring. Call (1) 805- quent tax property . . THU RSDAY, FE BRUARY16 paign weren't true. He said he didn't Bush as a conservative with mod like a kid again! We need 687-6000 Ext. R-2166 for Repossessions. Call (1) an energetic, creative, current federallisl. 805-687-6000 Ext. GH- think Bush and Dukakis were poor erate leanings. Each represented dependable, fun-loving 2166 for current repo list. • The Newman House will hold Catholic mass at 12:30 p.m. in 266 candidates or that there was no dif their party very well," he said. person for our after school PAID SUMMER University Center. All students are welcome. ference between them on the Pomper also disputed the conten program. Hours are Mon . INTERNSHIP. State Farm GOVERNMENT HOMES • issues. tion thaf voters were manipulated day - Friday 2:30 - 6:30 Insurance coming on cam from $1 (U repair). Delin p.m. (full time in summer). pus to Interview minority quent tax property. • Tile UM-St. Louis Counseling Service will hold a test anxiety "Once you get past the idea that by image and personality. "Voters We have super resources students. Majoring in busi Repossessions. Call 805- workshop beginning today from 2 to 4 p.m., and continuing on the demoFratic proc.ess will are interested in these things only in available', opportunity for ness ~nd who are complet 687-6000 Ext. GH-2166 ways that are highly relevant to advancement and great ing. their sophomore or for current repo list. Thursday, February 23 from 2 to 4 p.m. Learn how to relax and nominate a Washington and a Jef ferson or Plato and Aristotle, you government, like competence and benefits (including tuition junior year. Apply before deal with your anxiety about preparing for and taking tests. For realize the choices made weren't so integrity. Not soft, white bread-type reimbursement). Dayb Feb. 22, at the Co-op more information, contact the Counseling Service, 427 SSB, or ridge Learnin"g Center, Office, 308 Woods Hall. DATING WITH DIGNITY bad. They were representative. of things like religousity and family 4150 S. Cloverleaf, SI. WORKSHOP FOR call 553-5711. "These were not bad people. They life," he said. Charles, MO 63303. 928- FAA COMING ON CAM WOMEN. How to initiate, Pomper is the author of "Vbters, 5711. PUS March 3 to interview develop, and maintain the were both extremely experienced, relationship you want. Call smart and, as far as we know, hon Elections and Parties" and "The stunents for Air Traffic FR IDAY, FE BRUARY 17 . MIS STUDENTS SOUGHT Controller Trainee Co-op Jane Cohen at 394-7678 est," Pomper said. Election of '84 ." He is currently for Co-op pOSitions with positions. Any Major with for details, fees, or to Pomper pointed out that the can working on a book about the '88 Monsanto and McDonnell 2.5 GPA or greater, must register. • The Biology Club of UM-St. Louis will hold a meeting today didates had clear differences on election. Douglas. Must have 3.0 be 2nd semester GPA or greater. Apply sophomore or junior. 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Fully paid Co-op pOSitions. Must GOVERNMENT SEIZED have 3.0 GPA or greater, Vehicles from $100. Fords. Marketing executives on • Larry Schlereth, vice-chancellor for administrative services, accredited program. be a sophomore .. or 1 st Mercedes. Corvettes. average, choose 1 in every Comm. MA degree in Span semester junior. Apply Chevys. Surplus. Buyers 1000 applicants. Don't you is holding open office hours today and every Tuesday from 1 to 3 before Feb. 20 at Co-op Guide (1) 805-687-6000 deserve more than just a p.m. Anyone is free to drop by without an appointment. ish offered. Tuition Office, 308 Woods Hall. Ext. S-2166. classroom education? Changes $510. Room and Take advantage of every board in Mexican WIDE VARIETY OF PART 'ADENTION - GOVERN opportunity you have - The Communications Depart TiME AND SUMMER MENT Homes from $1 (U the AMERICAN MARKET· home $540. EEO/AA POSITIONS. STOP BY repair). Delinquent tax ING ASSOCIATION. For ment has announced the follow THE CO-OP OFFICE, 308 property. Repossessions. more information call Tom WEDNESDAY, FEB RUARY22 ing changes in its degree Write WOODS HALL. Call 602-838-8885 Ext (895-1631) or Rusty(458- programs: The name of the GH6?29.' 0709) degree has been changed to Guadal~jara CPA FIRMS COMING ON • Chancellor Marguerite Barnett is holding open office hours Summer School CAMPUS to interview match the new name of the students for pai ,~ Summer RESEARCH IVRJRMATIN today from 10 to 11 a.m. for students, and 11 a.m. to noon for department. Education Bldg., Room 225 internship pOSitions. Larg8st library ofinformation in U. S.• faculty. No communication course can University of Arizona Seeking accounting all subjects majors who are graduating Order Catalog Today with Visa/MC or COD be taken with the satisfactory / Tucson, AZ 85721 in 12(89,5/90, or 8/90and • Charles GU,enther, author and translator of · "The Hip unsatisfactory option. (B021 621-4729 or have a GPA ' of 3.0 or , 800-351-0222 popotamus," will give a poetry reading at 9 a.m. in 325 Lucas Hall. For admission to the program 621-4720 greater. Sign up in the Co : m Calif 1213 ) 477-8226 as a major, students must have op Office, 308 Woods Or, rush $2 .00 to: Research Information He is sponsored by the University Program Board and the Hall. 11322 Idaho Ave #206'04, Los Angeles . CA 90025 Department of English. Cail 553-5512 for information. Sophomore standing and an overall GPA of 2.35. Beginnning with students . The Fifth Annual Gerontology Conference sponsored by the enrolling after this academic UM-St. Louis Continuing Education-Extension will focus on the year, to 'graduate, a major will Current Editor Needed For '89-'90 theme "Ethical Choices Along the Continuum of Care.". A two have to have a GPA of 2.5 overall hour live interactive teleconference will feature three national and in the major; 36-45 credit experts speaking from other locations, and several local experts hours, with 24 taken in residence; . School Year on aging. The conference will be held from 11 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. and and six hours of communication the fee is $25, including box lunch and materials. To register, or in the 200-299 level range and six for more information, call Clark Hickman at 553-5961. hours from 300-399. These changes were made to provide a more stringent pro . The Newman House will hold Catholic mass followed by com gram with the limited resources plimentary refreshments at noon in 266 University Center. available to the department.
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February 16, 1989 CURRENT page 3 Vinie Burrows:' A Woman For All Seasons by Laura Berardino Bur rows, the star of "Walk Burrows is not just a talented women's rights, associate features editor Together Children", which ran in actress (she's performed on "The ministers say women the J.C.Penney building on Mon Broadway, television movies and shouldn't have as many rights "Now I think I know why 'those . day, February 6, 1989. radio). because Jesus was a man ... but I worn'en' shoot dru.gs. Itkeeps them "Walk . Together Children" She is an intelligent woman who ask you, 'Where did Jesus come from being . scared," says a according to the programme, "is tries to enlighten her spectators. from?' He came from a woman, • welfare mother of two who has just an exploration of the -black pre The message she sends is Mary, and God. There wasn't no sold her I:JOdy to get a little money sence in America, .using poetry, social, often thoUght provoking man involved in that." for food for her family. prose, and songof well known and for her audiences . . Sojourner's tale is laced with This woman is one of many lesser known Afro-American The issues are not just black and humor and human suffering, but characters portrayed by Vinie writers." white. mostly. truth. They deal with women's rights, Burrows is similiar to the hunger, justice, ect. character Sojourner Truth in the . "If you can feel the anguish of sense that she has traveled to the welfare woman, maybe you'll more than a thousand college take a stronger stand," Burrows campuses with stories, poems and stated in an after-show discussion songs which challenge students with her audience. and faculty to think about the Sojourner Truth, one of world around them. Burrow's twenty-four characters, "If we don't take care of the was a freed .slave who had two politics of our life, it will take care desires - to travel and to orate on of us," Burrows stated. human rights. Burrows is a strong advocate of In 1851, the character went to a world peace. women's rights convention in . According to her profile, she Walk Together Children Part! 'Membrances (A Slave Narrative) .... Jenny Proctor Speech .. - ...... : ...... Sojourner Truth The Party ...... Paul Laurence Dunbar Life Cycle in the Delta ...... George Houston Bass Scarlet Woman ...... Fenton Johnson W.E.B. ,to Booker T ...... Dudley Randall Part II Madam Alberta K. Johnson ...... Langston Hughes I Walk Alone ...... Anita Eckford Benediction ...... Bob Kaufman We Real Cool ...... Gwendolyn Brooks Scott Brandt Poem to Compliment Other Poems ...... Haki A STAR IS BORN: Vinie Burrows as one of her many characters Madhubuti from her one-woman show, "Walk Together Children." Let America Be America Again .... Langston Hughes wasn't tied down to a nine-to-five time." job. My schedule allowed me to Burrows plans to keep up with hopes of giving a presentation. serves as a "NGO (Non travel. " her busy performing schedule. To her dismay, the women Governmental Organization) per Next month she will journey to She probably won't try to make wouldn't allow her to speak. manent representative to the Belize, Central America to dis videos of her performances for a They were 'afraid of confusing United Nations for the Women's cuss border disputes with while, she would rather connect women's rights with slave International Democratic women's groups. with her audiences through the art rights.' Federation (WIDF)." In response to queries about of live performance. So Sojourner Truth sat in the She also serves on a team of fact how she manages to do as much as "I feel there's nothing to com back of the church until a lull finders for women and children's she does, Burrows laughs, "I don't pare to the electriCity that Scott Brandt came in the speeches. Then she rights in apartheid countries. know. I just fumble around ... as a generates from one body to A VINIE FOR YOUR THOUGHTS: Burrows chooses to not only got up, walked to the front of the "I got the position by accident. I mother of two, you learn to another in a live production," she entertain, but to offer an opportunity of thought to her building and said· her p€ace on was the only one of my peers who manage and prioritize your concluded adamantly. audiences. Freshman Makes Bucks For Yuks At Moonlighting by Greg Albers first big break just out of high caid Entertainment's children show "You've also got to know your reporter and school. "Gator Tales," and Newton crowd." Paulette E. Amaro It was then that he got a chance to introduces guest puppets. Newton has a firm grasp on the features editor appear at the Moonlighting "You see, Grouchy Gator is the image he wants to portray, and he Comedy Club. main guy, and any other puppet, is a doesn't plan to let his chance slip For some, it would be easy to Newton compares that first time guest of Grouchy's, " Newton by. breeze through their college years being on stage with the feeling of explains. ''I'm still trying to get into my own with very little t.hought as to what "having to do an oral book report "It's not live, we usually bring in individual style;" he offers. It is they wili do after graduation. without reading the book." kids from field trips, and tape down hard sometimes, and you have to One UM-St. Louis student is mak Newton concedes that though he at Channel 4. A half hour show take into account that unless you're ing sure he knows exactly where he had prepared material for that first usually takes about an hour and a in the big time, you're writing your will be after. the Chancellor. hands shot, he decided to wing it and ad half. own material, and that' can be him that diploma. lib. ,·It·s steady work, and it's a lot of rough." fun," the comedian adds. Freshman Todd Newton has "I just got up there and started ad From first meeting, it is apparent Iibbing, and the audience loved it," When aske'd about what the future that Newton knows where he is already decided where his life is will bring, Newton doesn't hestitate leading. he beams. going, and what he'll be doing. in his response. ''I'll feel I'vemade it big when I've ''I'd like to be a morning DJ," he Newton is heading straight for the been in a movie ... and I want my own Newton is succeeding at an begins. ''I'd also like to take my tour," he adds simply. hectic life of a comedy star. alarming rate-.- He has received comedy on the road and travel. It "Whenlwas little I was fat," New advice on different techniques from would be a fun way to make With the talent to back up his ton explains flatly, "people always more experienced commedians money. " strong convictions,Newton is sure think .that because you're fat you including Michael Floorwax and Has he ever really bombed on to attain his dreams. ' must be funny. Craig Hawksley of K-SHE. stage to the point where he thought "The best feeling is going on stage of giving it all up ? and hearing the laughter. Even if it's MOONLIGHTER: UM-St. Louis freshman, Todd Newton, has his "That's not true. But I can always Still, Newton credits his friend "1 haven·t bombed yet, and I hope a small chuckle after the initial sights set high on the Big Time. He currently appears at the remember being like that, with the Bobby Norfolk with teaching him I never do ," he begins. laughs have died down. That's when Moonlighting Club, and with the Kincaid Entertainment's children one-liners and stuff." the four keys to comedy: timing, "If you get up there, and use you know you've really made some show, "Gator Tales." He began as a disc jockey for Kin presentation, material and pause. creativity, you can beef up the crack-up. caid Entertainment, and he got his Norfolk is the storyteller for Kin- material. "It's the greatest feeling." New Elvira ~Iovie Raises More Than S eirit s~ Br ows by Eileen Pacino cross-pollinated mishap between try to find her special niche. Feature film appearances as a movie reviewer the women of The Addams Family With actress Ann-Margaret as her character other then Elvira have. and The Munsters traveling to inspiration, seventeen-year-old included "The Sting," "Pee Wee's For over seven years, the diminu Falwell (yes, that Falwell), Peterson left her Colorado Springs, Big Adventure" and "Echo Park.'.' tive redhead, Cassandra Peterson, Massachusetts to try and collect an has enchanted' audiences as the inheritance so she can mount a Las Colorado home to work Los Vegas as "I've had alot of lucky breaks," vampy, campy quipster Elvira - Vegas review a showgirl. Peterson admits, "coupled with hostess of "Movie Macabre." Along the way , she encounter:; But it was not a glamorous life. working my brains out going to This grade-B horror film initially both sinister and straight-laced "I wanted to get out, because that every tryout, taking every acting, out of L.A. is currently syndicated opposition to her ambitions. throughout the USA, and will soon The writing is riddled with reach Australia. raunchy double-entendres, which If her spoofy, spooky get-up of are Elvira's trademarks, and much spikey, poufed black wig, Cleopatra of which is Peterson's own work. "The writing is riddled with raunchy, double eyes and black-tinted fingernails "I worked with fellow Groundling entendres, which are Elvira's trademarks, and much weren't enough to attract attention, John Paragon on the script for over a , of which is Petersons own work." Elvira's "abyss"mal neckline and year, including rewrites. hydraulic lift bosom would bulge "I would like to see a sequel given the eyes of even the most jaded con a go-ahead, but it's up to NBC Pro noisseur of female anatomy. . ductions to give it the nod. "When the prod~cers of 'Movie "We're also formulating a Satur Macabre' were interviewing for the day morning cartoon show," Peter kind of life is tough. Your body dancing and singing class I could." part of the hostess, they told me to son concludes. Although you wouldn't recognize 'dress spooky.' So my good friend She does claim to have "no time or 'wears out," Peterson once her on the street without Elvira's Robert Allen Redding designed the energy for other things," even if she explained. signature wig, dress and ... ahem ... Elvira costume for me, and Iworked were interested in getting into After a stint in Europe where she burgeoning' bust, Peterson the on the character. other things. worked for Federico Fellini in his actress likes to think what you see of . "She's a combination of comedy Thanks to Elvira, Peterson is "Fellini's Roma," Peterson Elvira is what you get of Peterson characters I'd already been doing involved in a 35,OOO-member fan returned to the U.S. to work the the woman. . with the L.A. improvisational group, .club; a home· video line of horror And just what kind of woman is 'The Groundlings.' many of whom, films, Thriller Video; and a Playboy Club circuit, create her own that? like TV's Edie McClurg, appear with merchandising bonanza that nightclub review, and join the me in my film, 'Elvira, Mistress of includes records, greeting cards, Groundlings. A sex symbol and a femin,ist who the Dark." posters, t-shirts, comic books, cos believes that "Elvira, Mistress of Currently ava·Hable on New World tumes and make-up. She also had spots in seyeral the Dark" holds a moral: just Video "Elvira" is a small budget, Although Elvira is recognized television series, including "Happy, because you look different than ~urgeoning Bosoms:Elvira, Mistress of the dark, haunts the streets In her latest movie. big l~ughs production about this worldwide, Peterson has had to Days," "Alice" and "St. others, doesn't mean you're bad or struggle in the entertainment indus- Elsewhere." not a worthy person.
) page 4 CURRENT _ Fehruary 1 6, 1989 Broadcast News Shows All The Right Fluff I refuse to listen any more to After all, it was the media that cast news doesn't come close to giv campus. Then again, how many people those who talk from various parts of brought the Vietnam War into the ing the whole story." 'Representatives from the Cur- actually read The Wan ·, Street their anatomy. homes of Americans, causing them Well. excuse me, I don't think that rent went down, as did some from Journal? Yes, now it is time to set the to say, "enough is enough," and is really the point of the 5, 6 and 10 radio and TV. They don't have a features sec- record straight (or, rather, the way I eventually putting an end to the p.m. broadcast. ' Evidently Cronauer had agreed to tion. A lot of folks subscribe, but ~ee it.) war. I think it only leads people to what talk with our people, yet when he when it comes right down to the . In fact, if I hear just one more per I'm also just a tad tired of hearing, is going on in the world or in their had the opportunity to talk with the nitty-gritty, they turn to the son ask, "But don't you think Chan "Why don't you guys add a little neighborhoods. After all, isn't that television people, he placed us 00 "Everyday" section of the Post- nel 5 sensationalizes things too more FLUFF to your newscasts?" what a newspaper is for? the back burner. ___ Dispatch. much? I mean, do you guys really Now, I just don't get it. .. OK, now let's talk graphics. Now, I was upset because I would Okay, okay, before I close, let's need another series?" I will First people say, "Why does the "Why does the news always have have liked to have gotten a re-ally talk ratings. absolutely SPIT NAILS! news always talk about war and to show the most graphic details good interview from him. Ratings are the name of the game, death and destruction? Isn't there during the broadcast? or, "Why are It just so happened that the news anyone knows that. Everything You see, I, myself, do not think the any good news around?" station was just a bit pm.hier. (pretty much everything anyway) is news is perfect. there so many visuals and graphs Enter "Pertzborn's People." Now In any case, they got the story. based on those little (?) Arbitron and But, if anyone can accuse Channel and stuff?" by Paulette E. Amaro here is some,good clean fun during L have to admit, this is a pretty People also love to call television Nielsen I1umbers~ 5 of sensationalizing, then what the news broadcast, everyday peo reporters pushy. They are impossible to escape. features editor about Channels 2 and 4? - good point. ple doing everyday things, and peo But, if we have to present the That's fine. Once again, they get But so what, everyone has a motive ~ The time has come for me to stick ple go nuts and say, "What happened the story. for everything they do. -- Okay, I've had it. up for my station. news, why not make the pill a bit to the real news?" Broadcast news may not have all I mean, "Karen's Kids" may not It's time I took a stand, and stood Sure, maybe we sensationalize. Is easier to swallow? Or a little harder Come on, what's it gonna be? the kinks ironed out yet. be front page stuff, but when itgives up for what I believe in. there anything wrong with that? to swallow, whatever the case may I also love tbe argument, "Broad- be? . Lord luiows, it will never com- an otherwise unwanted child the If we have terrorists hijacking a pletely take the place of radio or chance to belong to a loving family plane filled with Americans, why newspapers. Anyone knQWS they ... and, hey, people love it and it gets not show as much as we can? If the work together. the ratings. , Sensational? Sure. Why not? Why people see the kinds of things that go not mix in a little good with the Now, I hope I baven't overstepped MONEY IN A HURRY maybe in the future we .might • on, bad? my bounds, ljust felt 1t necessary to stop them from happening again. come forward and 'defend the news I rem em her one time getting into I mean, wouldn't it be a little bor- (and yes, my station, KSDK). a small argument., ing to read a newspaperthat doesn't And you know what they say: ".:. have a features section? movie critics are actually those. It happened around the time Som'e people say "features" isn't ,people who couldn,;t make it as Adrian Cronauer came to speak on news. I guess it isn't. actors." BONANZA You can get money in Steak.Chicken.Seafood.Salad a hurry by simply G·OOD ONLY AT writing a check when you have NORMANDY MO. 8211 So. Florissant Rd~ Automatic Cred it Across From UM .. St.Louis (314) 521-8877 at Normandy Bank. Special [9 ~ Call for details today! For UM-St. Louis. ~. ~