Page 2 January 2019 My Two Cents w/ Austin K Ritter: Take 6 By Austin K Ritter because of their religion and start- the 2020 race, Harris is Senator on many issues, namely healthcare ed a world war. In his video, Cren- Kamala Harris (D-CA), who is con- and criminal justice, with expertise. Happy New Year! What a year shaw says that it is “intellectually sidering a run in 2020, Gillibrand is However, nationwide electability 2018 was, and if 2018 was any in- dishonest and frankly unfair to the Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY), has never really been her strong dication of how crazy 2019 will be, millions of Jews who died under who promised she wouldn’t run suit. You don’t see Bill Nye speak- then you’d better hold on tight. If Nazi Germany” to compare a presi- for president in her 2018 senate ing about ancient history and you your New Year’s resolution was to dent who’s simply unpopular to a campaign, but probably will any- don’t see Donald Trump preach- pay more attention to the world despotic murderer. Crenshaw also way, and Klobuchar is Senator Amy ing about personal charisma. They around you, you’ve come to the points out that Johnson demeaned Klobuchar (D-MN), who gained know their strengths. Honestly, right place. Here, as usual, I’ll be tens of millions of Americans who national attention after her line Clinton should just extend her highlighting some of my favorite voted for President Trump, who of questioning to Supreme Court speaking/book tour or ride into parts of the last month or so via as far as I know, are mostly living Justice (then-nominee) Brett Ka- the sunset of a wonderful, enjoy- Twitter, as well as inserting my two happy and healthy lives. My two vanaugh. One thing Tamblyn able retirement, with her husband cents into what’s featured. I’d love cents? I think the rhetoric is get- forgets, however, is that even of over forty-three years (Former to hear your reactions to my reac- ting more out of hand than we though America is ready for President Bill Clinton) and her tions at [email protected]. ever could have predicted. I am ap- a female president, it simply adorable grandchildren Charlotte nj.us. palled that a sitting Congressman might not want a Democrat. and Aiden. I truly wish all the best Dan Crenshaw (@DanCren- (Johnson) would not only compare Male or female, the Democratic for the Clintons, but I also wish for shawTX) the leader of the free world to the candidate for president in 2020 their transition out of politics. “Stop insulting Americans just leader of Nazi Germany, but also will have to stand with the far- ABC News (@ABC) because they vote for someone you would viciously attack millions of left of his or her party, something “Speaker of the House Nancy don’t like.” Americans, many of whom are his that voters in 30 states rejected in Pelosi asks her grandchildren and Representative Dan Cren- own constituents, simply because 2016 upon electing Donald Trump. ‘any other children who want to join shaw (R-TX) became famous a few of who they voted for. I get that Whether one likes Trump or not, them’ to come up to the podium as she months ago when he was just a speeches like Johnson’s are flashy he will likely be re-elected in just takes the oath of office.” candidate for Congress, appear- and get support from his base and I under two years after his first term Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) was just ing on Saturday Night Live as the agree that President Trump has to if Democrats don’t stop playing elected Speaker of the House for butt of one of Pete Davidson’s start acting more like a president, identity politics like this. I per- the third time, after the Demo- jokes. Unfortunately, this joke was but this is bad for our country, bad sonally would be thrilled to see a cratic Party won 235 seats in the in poor taste, making fun of Cren- for our children to hear, and tre- female president. Nikki Haley (R), House in 2018, compared to the shaw’s eye patch despite the fact mendously harmful for our future. the former U.N. Ambassador and Republicans’ 199. Pelosi was first that he lost his eye while fight- South Carolina Governor, would elected Speaker in 2007, when she ing for our country in the mili- be ideal. There are a plethora of became the first female Speaker tary. Crenshaw was then invited other successful female Republi- in American history. She was re- onto the following week’s epi- cans—like the second-youngest elected Speaker in 2009 but the sode of SNL, where he and Da- woman ever elected to the House Democrats had been in the minor- vidson did a segment together, of Representatives Elise Stefanik ity from 2011-2019, meaning that focusing on national unity and (R-NY), the new Senator from a Republican was Speaker. She is even telling a few light-hearted Arizona Martha McSally (R), or the first person in sixty years to jokes. It became an example to newly-elected Governor Kristi retake the Speakership after hav- all of how those on the left and Noem (R-SD)—who would make ing lost it. Now, with Pelosi (seven- the right could come together Hank Johnson (left) vs. Dan Crenshaw fantastic presidents. It’s not that ty-eight) back on the dais, things amidst all the negativity in the (right) Americans didn’t want a female will be very different for President world. Well, Crenshaw hasn’t left president in 2016, or that they Trump and the Republican legisla- the spotlight since. Now after be- (photo: Daily Wire) don’t want one in 2020; rather, tive agenda. However, apart from ing elected and sworn in as a Con- Amber Tamblyn (@ambert- they’d prefer one who shares their politics, on January 3, Pelosi was gressman from Texas, Crenshaw is amblyn) values. able to invite her eight grandchil- speaking once again on the topic “America: Of COURSE we want CNN Politics (@CNNPoli- dren and every other child in the of national unity. In a video that a woman president, just not that tics) room to join her as she was sworn he attached to this tweet—which woman, Hillary Clinton. “Hillary Clinton is meeting with in as Speaker again. You’d have to I suggest you watch— Crenshaw Warren: How about me? possible 2020 Democrats” be heartless not to admit that this highlights the absurd and divisive America: Problematic. Speaking of Hillary Clinton, is was a sweet moment. comments made recently by Con- Harris: How about me? she’s back! Clinton, the former gressman Hank Johnson (D-GA). America: Nah. First Lady, Senator, Secretary In a speech to the NAACP, Johnson Gillibrand: How about me? of State, and two-time presi- said, “Donald Trump supporters America: Still Nah. dential candidate, is back in the are older, less educated, less pros- Klobuchar: How about me? headlines, where she is seem- perous, and they are dying early. America: New phone who dis” ingly helping to vet potential Their lifespans are decreasing, and In this tweet, Tamblyn, a contenders for the 2020 Demo- many are dying from alcoholism, left-wing writer for the New York cratic presidential nomination. drug overdose, liver disease, or Times, expresses her frustration When I saw this tweet, I rolled simply a broken heart caused by with America’s supposed lack of my eyes. I wonder what it takes economic despair.” Johnson also support for female presidential for a person to know when they Nancy Pelosi Swearing In, Third Time’s repeatedly compared the president candidates. Warren is Senator no longer hold credibility in a the Charm! to Adolf Hitler, who you might re- Elizabeth Warren (D-MA), who certain sphere. Sure, the semi- member killed millions of people has announced her candidacy for successful politician could speak (photo: Vox) January 2019 Page 3 2019 Predictions By Sofia Smith this year. Although there are many continues to create masterpiece af- people are emphasizing certain different reasons that people chose ter masterpiece. trends that will definitely meet As 2019 begins for all of us, them, the majority agree that the 3. Who will win the You- their demise this year. First, we it beckons new trends and events. Saints have dominated this season tube Sub-War: T-Series or can breathe easy because I predict Normally, most people want to and may just have enough power to Pewdiepie? TikTok will die before 2019 ends, have some idea of how the new make it and win the Super Bowl. So Mahwah students may be bi- much like the end of Vine, a simi- year is going. These following four make sure to place your bets now ased, but everyone polled says that lar media who endured a four year forecasted outcomes are helpful to on the Saints! Pewdiepie will 100% win the sub lifespan officially ending in early keep in mind as January draws to 2. What upcoming musi- war. If you are unaware of this in- 2017. Along with this, certain a close! cian is going to make some hit ternet battle, Indian music chan- memes will die like the tide pod 1. What team will win the singles this year? nel T-Series is currently trying to challenge and AirPods. Speaking of Super Bowl? I recommend paying atten- overcome Pewdiepie for the high- AirPods, I predict that AirPods will After lots of anonymous poll- tion to artist Tinashe this year if est subscriptions on Youtube.