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Wilfrid Laurier University, Waterloo, Ontario Volume 26 Number 12 Thursday, November 14, 1985 Sorbara leaves no ripple in Waterloo by Andrea Cole missions from students and faculty The university is planning to ask OSAP, and incidental and interna- make recommendations at the earliest about university concerns. He also the government for 80 percent of the tional student fees with delegates from possible moment," said Sorbara. "I'm Greg Sorbara came down for a took a tour of the music facilities (the required funding for the centre. That the Wilfrid Launer University Stu- very concerned about that (the flying visit last Friday and left barely a Theatre Auditorium and Macdonald means that of the $8 million needed, dents' Union. problem)." ripple in the Launer pond. House) so that he could see the site $6.4 million would come out of the The minister says that he doesn't He is "appalled" at the federal deci- The minister of colleges and uni- and better understand reasons for the provincial government's pocket. want to articulate specific university sion to increase international students' versities was on campus to hear sub- proposed Arts Centre. Sorbara also discussed funding, needs. Earlier in October, he told living expenses cash requirements. Canadian Universities Press that the He stressed that he was not consulted funding measures in the new Liberal by the federal government. It was budget were "a first step towards red- suggested by the WLUSU delegation ressing ten years of university under- that decreasing differential fees would funding." Now he says that second lessen the impact of this decision, but steps might include long-term funding Sorbara maintained that while itwould for capital construction, a more per- help the visa students, universities rely manent initiative for hiring new facul- on these fees for operation. ty, and/or assistance for research Melany Franklin, vice-president: institutions. Sorbara said that it is university affairs, said she was satis- impossible to treat universities as a fied with the meeting. "We didn't have group, because each has its own indi- a lot of time," she said, "but we know vidual needs and those needs have to that Herb Epp (Liberal Member of be addressed separately. Provincial Parliament for Waterloo) is He would also like to see more lobbying for us. co-operation between the provincial Franklin is also optimistic about and federal governments. "My sense Sorbara s interest in the proposed arts is that the federal government is trying centre. "He indicated that the fact that to cut back,"' he said, adding that we would get an arts centre and resi- more communication between federal dence space made the request more and provincial officials as well as polit- attractive," she said. "1 didn't expect ical pressure would help the situation. him to make a lot of promises." Sorbara said his ministry is con- When the Arts Centre is built, ducting a review of the Ontario Stu- Macdonald House will go back to dent Assistance Program, but that being a residence, adding 100beds to this is "a catch-up measure.'' There the on-campus housing total. have been no changes to date; Sor- Arts director Scott Howe said that bara said, however, that he realizes Sorbara's awareness about WLU stu- A ministerial visit that there are substantial problems in dent concerns has been raised. "It was Minister of Colleges and Universities Greg Sorbara (left) listens to Dr. John Weir, the system. a polite, intellectual exchange," he President of Wilfrid Laurier University (centre), as he outlines plansforthe proposed Arts The Ontario Council of University said. "Sorbara seems more approach- Centre. MPP Herb Epp (right) looks on. Cord photo by Fred Taylor. Affairs is currently looking into the able (compared to Larry Grossman incidental fees question. "They are to and Edmund Bovey)." Psych students face higher standard by Audrey Ramsay 7.00 in Psychology 100 and a not affect students who are cur- and it seems that this is the only Nosalik maintains that "the main G.P.A. of 5.00 in their electives to rently in their second, third, or way to combat the problem." How- problem is dealing with this right Honours psychology students be admitted to second year. Se- fourth year of honours psychology. ever, Hunsberger maintained that away and presenting some alterna-

will be watching their marks more cond-and third-year students will Peter Nosalik, one of the student it is possible for someone in the tive solutions ... whereas Scott closely than before as the required require an 8.00 in honours courses senators who voted against the general program to complete the (Howe, WLU Students' Union grade point average to stay in the and 6.00 in electives to proceed to motion, offered two reasons for the honours program in the allotted Arts Director) feels we should re- program climbs to 7.00. The deci- the next year. The present policy change. "In my opinion, one rea- three years. Hunsberger claimed it pair the broken-down system first; sion was announced at a recent states that a student in honours son is academic — and the other will be difficult but if the student is but, we don't have time or else it is meeting of the Wilfrid Laurier Uni- psychology must obtain a mini- concerns the increasing proportion able to complete the required crite- going to be in the calendar for next versity Senate. mum G.P.A. of 6.00 to be admit- of students to faculty members." ria the department will have no year." Nosalik will be counting on The change, which will be imple- ted to second year and 7.00 in each Nosalik is concerned that people problem. the participation of the students as mented January 1, 1986, means successive year to stay in the pro- are going to drop out or be forced Dr. Hunsberger also stated that well as the Ontario Federation of that students in the honours pro- gram. out of honours psychology. "They he has not seen anyone coming by Students (OFS). gram will have to obtain a G.P. of This weeding out process will will have to drop to general and his office to comment on the recent Sheila Gatensby, a first-year arts they still have to be taught by the change. student, had mixed reactions to the same profs, which defeats the pur- Nosalik still has a few reserva- grade point increase: "1 think of it pose." tions. "The way to solve the depart- as supply and demand; there are Dr. O. Hunsberger, head of the ment problem right from the begin- more students applying for the profs memoriam either to In department of psychology, said, "I ning is to increase the depart- handle, you have two choices by Andrea Cole University as a Grade 12 special stu- am not pleased with the reason for ment or reduce the number of —let everyone get in who is not dent with an interest in mathematics. the change — which is that we are students entering Laurier for psy- qualified or restrict it to people who Dr. Larry Biesenthal, an assistant In the course of his student life, he understaffed — in this way I am not chology so that they can go some- are more suited and therefore turn professor of philosophy, died of leuk- became interested in philosophy and happy. But, we are understaffed where else," he said. out better students." emia October 21, 1985. He was 34. graduated in that course in 1972. He Biesenthal became a professor at was a gold medalist and had also won Laurier on a part-time basis in 1976, other scholarships in the course of his Inside Teenage Head See the All-Stars and joinedthe philosophy department undergraduate career. full-time in 1979. His specialities in- cluded ethics and social and political Dr. J. Fredenck Little, a colleague Will we join? philosophy. He contracted leukemia of Biesenthal's in the philosophy de- The popular rock band's Fed Hall The Ontario Universities Athletic in 1982. partment, said of the well-beloved pro- The OFS referendum is drawing show was a welcome change from Association football all-star selec- After becoming the first student to fessor, "Thoughts danced in his mind. near; in fact, there's just one short typical disco offerings for our tions were announced this week. A complete his master's degree in 12 His penchant for socratic interroga- week for Laurier students to decide reviewer. dozen Hawks were honoured he took and challenged ex- whether or not our Students' Union months at York University, tion criticism and page 18 page 21 his doctorate at the same institution. cited students and colleagues alike. will join the provincial lobby group. His thesis won the special citation, Invariably, he brought skill and depth "with great distinction," in 1978. and intellectual honesty to the issues page 3 Biesenthal came to Wilfrid Launer he discussed." 2 Thursday, November 14, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY The City is a Wilderness to an Eskimo Bakeiy • Deli • Grocery

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for itself ideals which as ultimate goals are been involved at every level of the decision- < unrealistic. During the last referendum at making, thereby ensuring that our concerns are A/0 Laurier in 1979 the Cord Weekly staff y«! at the top of the agenda. By becoming full stated in an editorial that, "Some of their members, we secure the opportunity to continue week from today policies, as to approach. One Laurier students such wanting abolish tuition November Bth 1985 the Honourable to affect positively the OFS back at the polls, this time to fees, are very interesting, but they belong in On During the next week, a number of questions will be Greg Sorbara, minister of colleges and universi- determine the fate of their money, rather Utopia, not in the real world". Judging from are going to be brought forward about OFS: its ties, said, "OFS (Ontano Federation of Stu- to elect someone to spend it. On OFS's INTRO Magazine (1985-86), where- style, worth and membership. We than dents) is the most effective student lobby organi- successes, November 21, we have the choice of spend- in it is stated that "OFS's accessibility policy urge you to LOOK FOR THE WHOLE zation I have met with. I believe that the issues ing three dollars a year on a group called the demands the elimination of student loans in STORY. We sincerely believe that the services raises are the issues most students are (OFS). favour an all grant plan", is OFS $3 per student, per Ontario Federation of Students What of there little concerned with." available for the low fee of students must decide is whether the indication of much practical thought or even year, our involvement undoubtedly worth- Laurier During the next week Laurier students are make is worth it. The "Students for a a basic understanding of the governmental while. It is a solid investment. investment going to have the opportunity to consider our Decision" (a group opposed to system and its complexities. Students are In any case, we cannot know for certain what Realistic role in the highly successful Ontario Federation joining OFS) organized on the principle that faced with many problems, OFS membership is about unless we give it a but the solutions of Students. We, the "YES OFS" Committee, all realistic policy our posi- the Ontario Federation of Students does not demand alternatives. Bern- that membership in OFS is a solid try. We believe that involvement will substantial ard Drainville, the current OFS chairperson believe OFS; since it is the only provin- offer to the Laurier student the investment for Laurier. tively influence investment of OFS, told a poorly attended information lobby, this influence will be valuable, benefits that warrant the of three OFS offers all students in Ontano a focused cial student an organiza- session at the October OFS Conference, if we don't like OFS after a while, we can dollars. The theoretical value of provincial voice on student issues such as hous- and representing the interests of post-second- hosted by WLUSU, that, "When we're just as easily revoke our membership. tion ing, OSAP, incidental fees, post-secondary good listened to we don't march, when we're not are to the worthwhile invest- ary students in this province is a idea. education funding and student participation in We committed listened to, we march • Can we find much co-operation with students throughout One question which must be asked however the decision-making system. ment that goals confidence in an organization which resorts hope that you will be, as is the practicality of the Federation's By pooling resources of 200,000 stu- Ontario provides. We to confrontationalist, non-constructive the for students. tac- dents from Lakehead University to Queen s to well. can reason- tics in an attempt to change government to The only way WLU students Western, students have been able to consist- So, say "YES" OFS!! policy? information, ably anticipate the future of OFS and the ently achieve positive legislative change. We For call 746-3422. Bernard Drainville stated here at Laurier investment of our own money, is to examine believe the time is now for Laurier students to that, "OFS is not a paradise, not a perfect Chairpersons the organization's past. By reviewing the influence the changes that OFS strives for, in The "YES OFS" Committee track organization." What we are faced with is Tice, 4th year Business history of OFS you soon realize that its order to insure that they are OUR concerns. Jono record is minimal at best, and its so-called simply a question of investment. There is no Joanne Hale, 3rd year Arts In our trial membership period, Laurier has wrong in wise investment, just as there lies Scott Howe, 4th year Arts victories have not been the exclusive result had a positive effect on OFS. Our students have of the efforts of OFS. No one can say that little profit in holding one's breath and OFS does not care about the broad concerns hoping for the best. of Ontario students and it is fair to say that For information call: 746-0613 they are deeply dedicated to their goals. This is however the cause of OFS's inability to Scott Brubacher and Allister Hain influence government policy to a great ex- Co-Chairpersons; Students for a Realistic tent. Although very noble, OFS has created Decision

Interview Interview by Andrea Cole by Andrea Cole joining OFS, Laurier can get involved and have impact on the system. Students for a Realistic Decision (SRD; with the student leaders, and it doesn't trickle The "Yes" side of the OFS campaign says And, should Laurier students decide that the "no" side) say that as a lobby group, down to the average students. that the key issue in the referendum is informa- OFS is not what they want, "they have no OFS lacks a basic premise for successful All in all, SRD doesn't see any quantifiable tion about the Federation. Scott Howe, one of qualms about us leaving," said Berg. "They're lobbying: bargaining power. benefits for Laurier students joining OFS. the chairpersons for the organization, said, "The confident that once we're in we won't want to "Students pay little income tax," said "There's already a big gap between WLUSU key to understanding OFS is to get all the infor- leave." chairperson Brubacher, "We need to (Wilfrid Laurier University Students' Union) Scott mation you can get ... the yes and no sides ... (parents, "It Howe said that OFS's image is forthright and identify ourselves with some force ... OFS might heighten that." said Hain, and then make an informed decision." democratic. "There's a problem with OFS iden- relatives in the work world) for increased means that WLUSU will possibly become "Students vote on information, tity," he said. "Especially in student conceptions. lobbying power." more externalized ... instead of refurbishing should and They think it's a black box ... we know we can the Turret, we're now worried about com- not conjecture," agreed Andy Berg, another get in and have an impact." Co-chairperson Allister Hain says that puter fees down the street at (University of) member of the yes side. abstract, offers an OFS is idealistic and and Waterloo. We have to ask ourselves if we Howe and Berg cite the opportunity to work Howe also stated that is geared illustration, their earlier principles, they OFS to all "in want WLUSU to be a government or a with other universities and students as one of the students. "There are student leaders throughout

tuition ... now they are working included free — business geared to providing students major benefits of OFS. There is an idea afoot to the university campus," he said. "Any for a roll-back in tuition and a decrease in student with services. That is more than a govern- shorten the Laurier year to 12 weeks rather than who has the time and the interest can get incidental fees. 1 don't know that's realistic. if ment." the university's traditional 13, and Berg said involved in OFS." The idealism is nice ... but the means aren't "And are we tied into it forever?" Hain that when the motion was brought up in the realistic," said, citing a cutbacks' week as side is attempting to get to every area he asked. "They claim we can pull out with a university senate, no one knew much about The yes one of the events that OFS had tried. of the university. Howe and Berg have talked to referendum, but UW tried to pull out and what other universities' policy was. Through Brubacher said that the Board of Directors the "athletic crowd" and they know that these OFS bombarded students with everything OFS, he was able to quickly get in touch with has a "protesty, radical perception of OFS, people are interested. They plan to set up a they could, and they stayed in. Most, if not member universities and soon had the informa- which is why it originally ... to see in for the music stu- 1 backed all, of the OFS executive was there." tion at his fingertips. booth Macdonald House what it was really like." He added that this "Laurier would be a feather in their cap," dents as well. image OFS shake, "whether it is of is hard to said Brubacher, "it's the most right-wing Both men said that OFS is an effective lobby "We're not saying vote yes because we're or it the way it's perceived." isn't, that's school in the province. It would increase group. "These people... their lifeblood is student voting yes," said Howe. "Vote yes because of Hain also said that the focus of OFS lies their credibility." concerns." said Berg. They stressed that by information."

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\ 7 4 Thursday, November 14, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY news Meal plan found illegal

MONTREAL (CUP) — Obligatory because it's the law," he said. Tracey said McGill has high prices meal plans for residence students are McGill director of residences Flor- because they pay $10to $11 an hour illegal, according to Quebec's Regie ence Tracey said the meal plan "is an to food service workers while many du Logement (rental board). integral part of the lease. Students can other universities pay their workers McGill University and Bishop's either take it all, or live somewhere just over minimum wage. University in Lennoxville force all res- else." Chns Lawson, a first-year resi- idence students to pay for either 15or Tracey said McGill has no choice dence student at McGill, said he has 19 meals a week whether they want because their food services staff is never eaten lunch there as he has . them or not. unionized. "Half the students might classes every day dunng lunch hours. practise illegal because This is it opt out and then we are stuck over- He misses breakfast two mornings a prejudices access to residence accord- staffed," she said. "We're unionized, week and can usually only make ing to the Regie's interpretation of the so we can't lay anybody off. It's all or dinner on Fndays because of extra- Quebec Civil Code. Section 1664.9 nothing." curncular activities. reads: "Every of the code clause limit- Although students cain arrange a

~ ing the right purchase ft of the lessee to A student at Laval University in bag meal substitute for lunch it's not . • ttmmmm^^^^^^^mmm^mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm^^^ ,v goods or *<: •* to obtain services as as "' from the Quebec City challenged the mandi- worth much a hot entree, said Ws£to&r&l9s gppSSg&jy g H >.NW; x% person of his (her) choice is without tory meal plan there last year, and Lawson. * effect." won. At the University of Guelph in Danskin The mandatory meal plans are a Tracey said the Laval case is com- Ontano, students fill out a meal card Ka service and of each month and * therefore illegal, said pletely different. An important part select the number of Capezio Nicole Gagnon, an employee of the the ruling was that students in one meals they want. Iv - -M. Regie and Denise Trudel-Lussier, the residence were forced to buy meals Lawson's biggest complaint are *• • organisation's lawyer. plans while those in the other residen- meal times. Lunch goes from noon to Mondor Four students at Bishop's are chal- ces were not. 1:30p.m. and dinner from 5:15 p.m. lenging the university policy and "are Gagnon at the Regie insists the to 7 p.m. "At Guelph, it's basically a prepared and willing to use all means whole scheme is illegal. non-stop cafetena. It works like any available to us to have our rights "If the students want to get together restaurant," he sajd. "You may get adhered to," according to a document and legally challenge residence fee pretty raunchy leftovers, but at least & they prepared for the university admini- structures," she said, "the university you get something." Dance stration. They are asking that a would lose." This year, McGill food services plan without meals be available to Both universities charge high prices started four days after residences were students. for their meal plans. Bishop's students open. They will stop three days before Dancercise Bishop's director of residences Ron pay an average of $60 a week for exams end, begin six days into Janu- Turley said current policies will not be food (including services). McGill stu- ary, and continue until the end of Apnl changed regardless of legal require- dents, who have one of the highest when many students will have left. THE ments. residence bills in the country, pay from Students are charged for eight full "I will not go with something simply $63 per week to $80 per week. months. DRESSING ROOM Student acronyms attack SDIO 55 ERB CENTRE VANCOUVER(CUP) - A pro- Ed an SDIO briefing in Washing- The key weapon is a HEDGE WATERLOO gram of the U.S. Strategic Defence ton, where U.S. secretary of (Highly Effective Defence by Gar- Initiative Organisation to get uni- defense officials outlined how to dening Expertise). By stimulating versities involved in "mission- apply for SDI research funding, plants with high-power UV lasers 10% OFF WITH STUDENT CARD oriented basic research" for Star and asked for 10-page "white and special chemical fertilizers (See- Wars has campus disarmament papers." dling Activation by Lasers and groups jumping at the chance to Cornell administrators who'd at- Drugs or SALAD), this system will join in. tended the briefing in turn briefed provide an impenetrable hedge one Students from the University of Cornell academics on how to apply thousand kilometres high with only HAIR MASTER'S 8.C., Simon Fraser University and for funding. five minutes warning. Langara College have joined for- Responding to concern over the "This Space Hedge for Removal ces to form the Students' Commit- program, Lisbeth Gronlund, a grad- of Unfriendly Boosters (SHRUB) tee to Assist Military Madness uate student in physics at Cornell, will be Fatal to Attacking (SCAMM). Russian DESIGN SCAMM is sponsor- co-wrote a pledge listing concerns Missiles Attacking a Territory of ing a contest aimed at supplying and committing researchers not to Our s (TOMATO), thereby freeing "For Casual Sophistication in "innovative and even outrageous" work on SDI. So far 98 U.S. uni- us from the threat of Communist abstracts to the SDIO. versities are circulating or have Activated Radical Revolution in Our Hair Design" Because the SDIO would like to said they will circulate the pledge. Towns (CARROT)." get researchers quickly involved as "This new program is part of and easily as possible Wars, in Star SDl's advertising budget," she Fettes said "it's a novel way of they are initially sparing research- said. "They are trying to turn uni- getting the university community to ers "the laborious task of preparing versities into lobbyists." think about Star Wars and its implica- a formal proposal." Instead, they "As well as trying to get the best tions." are soliciting short proposals called researchers to work on their prob- "Star Wars won't be to gain "white able papers." lem, they are also trying to sell the momentum once most people have "It's a perfect opportunity for us. program to the public and Con- found out that scientifically begging it is They're for ridicule," said gress by getting universities in- worthless," he said. Mark Fettes, a SCAMM organizer volved." Those wishing to submit Poten- at ÜBC. A sample abstract proposes the tially Libelous Anhilistic Numb- 1 he idea of the contest was development of Various Efficient brained Schemes (PLANS) can started by the November 11th Growth Enhancement Techniques write to the Innovative Science and Committee at Cornell University in Applied to Beating Leftist Enemies Technology Program, Strategic response to the SDIO program. (VEGETABLE). 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CALGARY(CUP) — University of half lecture in defence of South the against apartheid. spoke. out or blacked out. Calgary students greeted GlennBabb, African government. Babbreceived a Babb asked to speak at other Can- Apartheid is the official South Afri- In an interview with the Gauntlet, South Africa's ambassador to Can- warmer reception speaking adian earlier that campuses but the U of C stu- can policy which insures supremacy the student newspaper of C, ada, with boos and catcalls when day at the Canadian Club, at U he the group dent council was the only one to to five million whites, denies rights to importance the spoke on campus October 16. who sponsored his visit, although Babb dismissed the of both accept his offer. The student council 24 million blacks and restricts the student protests, saying, "It wouldn't Protests interrupted his hour-and-a- lectures were preceded by protests paid $325 to rent the hall where he rights of almost four million Asians be the first time. We're the punching and people of mixed race. bag. We're the target." Babb was also Babb said his country's problems optimistic about the future of white are not unique, as all of Africa has South Africa. Leisure time is the future of work problems with tribal factions and an "We will always be there, even increasing urban population. Babb given the worst options. Those five even boasted of South Africa's human by Audrey Ramsay cable in today's society. The than work. If the MacDonald Com- million whites will be there a thousand Puntan nghts record. ethics that permeate.society and force mission implements their policy of years," he told the members of the "As far as I am concerned, work us to see work as a divine blessing guaranteed annual income, society Canadian Club. has no future," said Dr. John Farina, may have served the pre-industrial, could survive, and such benefits as "No single country within all of The council also donated $325 to a faculty of social work professor at Protestant age well but they only stifle family allowance and pensions would Africa enjoys a freedom of the press the student committee against racism Wilfrid Launer University. humanity today, he said. become obsolete. We do not need all such as we have. No single country to sponsor a lecture by the Yusef Farina was speaking in the Niobe the excess baggage (workers) in the has such a multiplicity of parties," he Saloojee of the banned African Lounge as part of the Future of Work Farina maintained that work is industry to make it efficient, Farina said. National Congress, the South African lecture senes. He proposes a new becoming more and more irrelevant. said. Many people have jobs but what Through o the Cana- Opposition Group. direction for the future of work, or "Its been predicted by many futurists they really have are "feather-bedded dian University Press national office in Saloojee had a different perspective receives rather, the lack of it. that not only work but jobs are dimin- positions" — no work is involved. Ottawa the Varsity, the stu- about the future of white rule in South ishing in our society," he said. Cashi- Farina said that we should put all dent newspaper at the University of Africa. He warned Canadian busi- An increasing percentage of stu- ers, tellers, and middle-management our slave power via machinery and Cape Town, South Africa. The paper ness owners, "If you invest today, huge dents go to universities to learn how to executives could be eliminated be- technology to work. "We have be- often arrives with sections cut make sure it's short-term." work. They are still adhering to the old cause "computer systems can clearly come slaves to our slave," he said. adage, "leam more to earn more." handle the kind of information that Only when we have freed ourselves According to Farina, this "prostitutes goes on at that level." Also, Fanna from the conditioning of society and * education." Farina claimed we should claimed that as less of the population "the necessity of work, then you are i m

look to Aristotle for the purpose of is employed, the economy becomes human ... you can maximize your education: "The object of education is more efficient and the Gross National potential." Work should be done in to prepare a man to occupy his leis- Product greater. your leisure time in order for you to L $ ure." The aphorism "earn thy bread The problem, said Farina, is in- benefit from it and become more by the sweat of thy brow" is not appli- come. People value income rather proficient. Data bank could be misused by Sarah Hayward lords' organization, because of rent of complaints against them, and could controls imposed by the* provincial change information if necessary. Only Landlords Against Rent Control is government. landlords who have paid the fee, use a proceeding with plans to establish a "This system will minimize the secret membership number, and are computer registry which will contain losses of landlords who have to pay reached by a return call, will have tenants' personal and financial inform- every time someone vandalizes the access to the data bank. ation, despite opposition from various property or escapes in the night," he I Sunday tenants' associations. said last week in an interview with the I Special I The proposed data bank, which Cord. Clive Baxter, director of campus I N.Y. Strip Loin Steak I will include social insurance, drivers' Leslie Robinson, head of the Feder- legal resources, is concerned that such licence numbers, and any complaints ation of Metro Tenants' Associations, a wide base of information will be on lodged against tenants, will be access- disagrees. She feels that the system stock for a large number of people. with Trimmings ible on a 24-hour hotline to landlords will be used by landlords to "blacklist" He foresees the possibility of landlords who will pay up to $5000 for the tenants who complain about mainten- using the system to check up on | service. ance or join tenants' associations. neighbours, or creditors, rather than E $7.99 REDUCED! HI The 3000 member LARC is now potential tenants. gathering confidential information for Sodhi denied these charges, "This "It sounds far too open ... 1 just ©HOTEfe WATERLOO L the service by mailing is not at all the purpose of the data don't understand how the confidential- '2 forms to all & Ontario landlords, to complete and bank ... she (Robinson) is just touting ity will be kept," he said. 4 King St. N. (King Erb) Waterloo 885-5840 >3 return. these words simply to incite tenants." P Landlords can no longer risk rent- Sodhi believes the safeguards in the Both the LARC and the Federation ■ 111 ing to problem tenants, claims system are sufficient to prevent such of Metro Tenants' Associations are WF Datinder Sodhi, president of the land- abuse. Tenants would be sent a copy based in Toronto. Profs can stay longer Student Publications is now accepting applications for: OTTAWA(CUP) — The govern- member will not be surprised to ment of Canada should write laws learn that I am against any kind of soon to abolish all forms of discrim- discrimination whatsoever,'' Mul- ination or the country's courts will roney said. be tied up with hundreds of long and expensive challenges under the Reine Degarie, a public relations Director Charter of Rights, says a parlia- officer for the committee, said the mentary committee. committee wants laws eliminating This is good news for university alll forms of discrimination — and The Board of Directors manages the affairs of the Corporaton. The duties professors, who are fighting in fast. include: Ontario and Alberta for an end to "If they don't make laws, all mandatory retirement. these (discrimination) cases will Most universities outside Manit- have to be argued in court, which □ hiring all Student Publications staff □ long-term planning oba and Quebec require professors will take up an enormous amount □ monitoring staff performance □ capital expenditure purchases to retire at age 65. of time and cost a huge amount of □ formulating budget policy □ approval of new ventures In its report to parliament Oct. money," Degarie said. □ policy setting 25, the Committee on Equality Meanwhile, Ontario universities Rights suggested mandatory retire- may have to pay nearly $30 mil- ment favour of flex- damages be abolished in lion in if they or the pro- The Board (consisting of five meets for approximately 5 hours per ible retirement. "Fixed date retire- vincial government don't move to people) ment at age 65 offends the prohibi- abolish mandatory retirement, a week. The Board member is elected by members of Student Publications in tion of age discrimination contain- professors' group says. a general meeting to be held on Friday, November 15,1985 at 2:30 p.m. ed in Section 15 of the Charter," The Ontario Confederation of Applicants are required to address corporation members at this time. said the committee in a report University Faculty Associations summary. (OCUFA) says $30 million is the Responding to a question from amount of money that would be Svend Robinson (NDP —Burnaby) earned by the 287 professors and Applications are available in the Cord offices, 2nd floor SUB on the report in the House of librarians due to retire over the next Commons Oct. 28, prime minister three years. and should be submitted to Lynn Kurtz, Student Publica- Brian Mulroney said the govern- Claims filed in other provinces, tions president, by Friday November 15 at noon. ment will respond to the report in a including one by an Alberta history reasonably short time. professor, would increase the $30 "1 suspect that the honourable million total. 6 Thursday, November 14, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY comment Roommates Roommates. You can't live without them!

I met Andrew for the first time in August prior to starting school at Launer. I'd just finished signing the lease on my first apartment, and was leaving the landlord's house when Andrew walked up the sidewalk to take his turn inside. 1 offered a firm handshake and a hearty hello. He clenched my fingers, said something like "hi," and quickly brushed by on his way to drop off eight post-dated rent cheques, a $200 key deposit and a voucher good for his first-born if a rent cheque bounced. I met him again later as we both moved in for Orientation Week. He said nothing to me until he had stocked the frig with OV. "Have a beer," he said. "There's a cup inside the frig. Just put in a buck for each one you take." We were both in first-year business at the time. I knew he'd go far. Roommate number two moved in at the end of that first week. Pat seemed like a nice guy: third-year business, quiet, friendly. Funny thing about first impressions. Classes started. I kept busy with school stuff. I didn't really know how to socialize with these guys; I'd lived at home with just my parents prior to university. The roommates did their own thing. 1 only saw Andrew when I would give him my notes for the one 8:30 morning class we shared. Sure, they tried to be nice to me and 1 did start to like them more. I guess the garlic and popcorn in my bed was just an ice-breaking ploy. Throwing buckets of cold water on me while I was sleeping was a gesture of friendship. After all, 1 wouldn't want to miss that 8:30 class. Even replacing my study light with the 40-watt refrigerator bulb the night before my final exam could be considered a token of friendship. What finally convinced me of their true feelings toward me was the way they treated me during my accidents. Immediately after I was hit by that car while crossing King Street in January, Pat, who was still standing on the curb, pretended to laugh. "1 always wanted to see someone do that," he said in an obvious attempt to make me see the positive side to pain. Later, while regaining consciousness, I remember seeing Pat and Andrew at the foot of my garlic-stained bed. "Fred just got run over," explained Pat to Andrew. "Show us your bruises, pancake brain." Even after the smaller misfortune I encountered while building our Easter weekend barbeque I was touched by their innate desire to humour me. Sure, I'll be the first to admit it wasn't such a good idea for Andrew to throw the entire can of starter fluid on the wood while 1 was lighting it but his commitment to humouring me while 1 was worrying about final final exams touched me deeply. Roommates. What would life be like without them? Fred Taylor with slight variations on the truth Letters Feature one-sided extremist fantasy, says reader

The article appearing in last has threatened the use of nuclear think that the USSR would stand is that one must sound one sided as bad as the right wing radicalism week's edition of the Cord entitled force. In addition, several entries in idly by while the US used nuclear also. I do not claim that the Ameri- of elements in the US government. "Arms Race," contained not only a the list of American threats are weapons on reluctant allies, espe- cans are angels. Both they and the What is needed is an open minded number of fallacies and misconcep- clearly false. It is inconceivable cially those in the Third World, an Soviets have the interests of their approach to arms control, based on tions, but also a vicious anti- that the US would have considered area in which Soviet backing of respective countries at heart. How- the fact that both sides stand to lose American slant. a nuclear attack on Korea twice, countries is prominent. The defini- ever, the US has a democratic tra- in a nuclear exchange. An article For a start, the title itself is a since the UN forces were successful tion of an American "colony" as a dition in keeping with our own, and such as the one which appeared in misnomer. The word "race" implies in pushing the Communists out of country which receives military aid if one side must be backed, I know this paper does nothing to contri- the need for at least two partici- South Korea. Also, during the from them, is also ridiculously which it must be. Left wing radical- bute to such an atmosphere. pants, yet the author limits himself Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962, Pres- broad. Is Canada a colony because ism of the sort in this article is just Craig Macdonald to a critique of the United States. ident Kennedy vetoed a recom- we buy American fighter planes? Does this mean that the Soviet mendation by the Joint Chiefs of Was Britain a colony of the US Union is completely free of blame Staff that a bombing mission be because they received military sup- for the nuclear arms build up? used to take out the Soviet missile plies from them during the Second Landlord speaks up I he article also states that bases, and opted instead for a World War? If the United States "...The United States has used blockade of Cuba. At no time did was so bent on world domination, Like the myth of the beer guz- time working students know there nuclear weapons 22 times..." I the crisis escalate to the point where then they had four years, 1945-49 zling party going, devil may is no free ride out there and just would question the author's defini- either side threatened the use of in which they could easily have care student the prejudice against land- because one is an exalted student it tion of use, which he equates to nuclear weapons. achieved this goal, as they were the the lords continue. The vast majority does not privilege oneself to special threat of use. Not only is it mislead- The suggestion that the purpose sole possessors of the atomic of landlords are decent people giv- coddled class. 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In 1981 a new Last week at the Little Rock Library sale (1 was in trial took place in my hometown, Little Rock, Ark., in my hometown for my mother's birthday) 1 found a which the Creationists' fought hard to persuade the Should Laurier join my old high students the Ontario Federation copy of school text, Modern Biology, by federal judge that all the geological strata on earth Moon, Mann, of Students? Why or why not? and Otto. Nestled between a Little was formed as the result of a single Noachian deluge, Rock Central High Pix '56 and a Hall High War- etc. They failed, and traipsed off to form their own '58, spotted by Andrew M. Dunn rior 1 the familiar red binding with its denominational schools in which to teach such tripe. microscope and busy beaver. My heart went out to All's well , you may think. Again, wait! Yesterday I Henderson — mean though was Mrs. she back then was contacted by a spokesman for the United — and, by extension, to all biologists, all embattled Church s Task Force on Public Education, Hamilton teachers of biology, and all bewildered students. The Conference, who claimed that the Creationists were book, formerly the of "Lefty", was soon property heating up their lobbying efforts in the Ontario legisla- a quarter (U.S.). mine for ture, and asked... well, what he asked. thumbing you know Now through Modern Biology, I under- ..What's the situation at Laurier University? why neglected Wilfrid stand Mrs. Henderson a subject that What' s really being taught there? Are there Creation- might have interested me. 1, like many others of my ists in the faculty of science? Were the kids taught generation, was a victim of Scopes' ghost. The evolution in high school, or was it glossed over as Scopes trial of 1925 in Dayton, Tennessee (fought Yes, sure because I think it would Moon, Mann, and Otto glossed it for me? be good let other people between Clarence Darrow and William Jennings a idea to know what involved in. Bryan), ended with the ruling that it was "unlawful for 1 quote from Modern Biology: "Proof of the fact of Laurier's any teacher in any of the Universities, similarity between the various forms of living things Normals and all Kelly Kemp other public schools of the State — which are sup- and of their very evident relationship, still leaves a Ist Year Political Science ported in whole or in part by the public school funds of more difficult question to be answered. How did this the State, to teach any theory that denies the story of descent and modification take place, by what means the Divine Creation of man as taught in the Bible, and has the nature developed one form from another?" to teach instead that man has descended from a lower No answer is offered by Moon, Mann, and Otto. order of animals." Probably my pastor filled me in (with Archbishop Scopes didn't even teach biology in the small, fun- Ussher's theory that the world was created at 1 1:45 damentalist town of Dayton, Tenn. He was the p.m. in the year 4004 8.C.). Having thus been athletic coach at the local high school, and it was an deprived of my chance to study one of the most argument in the local drugstore that got him into influential ideas in science, small wonder I didn't trouble and precipitated one of the most famous trials become a biologist. Yes. It will keep us in contact with of all time. The rest, as they say, is history. Unfortu- (The Rev. Dr. Tom York is United Church Chaplain at University all the other universities. nately, it's current events, too. of Waterloo and Wilfrid Laurier University.) Debbie Newman Ist Year General Arts Nap time for Laurier students

Hey! Have you heard what the worse than sitting around campus, course activities of any sort should new fad is around campus lately? really bagged out, and someone never be done alone. It's always It's sleep. If you don't believe me, mentions that they are going home difficult to find someone to share just walk around the floors of the for a NAP. Isn't there a law against my sleeping hours. Well, 1 could go library sometime. Either every- this? Hey guy, you just wait till you on, but it's time for a nap. one's sleeping or they're all short- get to those Pearly Gates. Of Yes. There's a lot of benefits sighted. And all 1 hear in Laurier's Gerald Harrison involved. hallowed halls these days is naps, naps and more naps. Well, that's Suzanne Epp okay because I'm a sleep fanatic. 1 4th Year Honours Computing wish 1 could live with less of it, but 1 can't. So I figured, why not make Election thank you an art out of it? Now I have the ability to sleep anytime, anywhere Last Tuesday November 7 Laur- would like to thank Karen for her under any conditions. But recently, ier students were given the oppor- help organizing and Jody, Tracey, I've noticed I have plenty of com- tunity to attend an open forum Darryl, Mike, Serge, Tamara and pany. There's Bus Nobs muttering, featuring Waterloo aldermen can- all the others who gave time to sit in "Gotta go catch some ZZZ's," Art- didates. I would like to extend my the booth. sies "crashing out,'' and others warmest thanks to Lillian and Paul Students can make a difference Sure. Get a better understanding of "snoozing.'' My favorite is "I'm for their chairperson efforts. The in municipal politics. Our work other university programs, get a going to hit the sack, then go to meeting would not have worked over the past few weeks has dem- better idea of their functions. bed." (NB: Usually only applicable without them. Throughout the onstrated this. Let's stay involved to guys.) weeks we also had a booth, "Are and informed. Bill Ritsma Well, I guess there's nothing You On the Voters List," and I Scott Howe Ist Year Physical Education

Definitely not. The money would be better spent on the Turret elevator. Beth Wood Masters of Social Work

Yes, I think so. It would be benefi- cial to be part of it. Shauna Woodall 2nd Year Honours German 8 Thursday, November 14, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY inbrief Keegstra cancelled in Alberta

LETHBRIDGE(CUP) — Because of objec- for 75 minutes with no objections from the tions from faculty and threatening phone audience. This would have infringed on my calls, University of Lethbridge has cancelled freedom of speech." a seminar that was to have featured Jim U of L dean of education Eric Mokosch Keegstra, convicted of promoting hatred said Keegstra's visit was strictly a class against Jews. project. U of L educatipn professor Colin Thom- "It was not an open forum for Keegstra to son said he invited Keegstra to speak Octo- spout his views," Frease said. "If Thomson ber 18 to his class on racism in Canada. wanted to maintain a classroom atmosphere "1 have a Keegstra file I use as a text- he should have limited it to a class instead of book," Thomson said. "It made sense to me renting a hall." to have him attend a class in person to be Thomson said he and his students were challenged by the students." threatened with physical harm unless the Thomson said nearly 250 other students seminar was cancelled. and faculty wanted to attend the seminar so it was moved into a bigger hall. No media "Anonymous phone calls can be most were to attend and only the fifteen students in unpleasant," Thomson said. "One caller the class would have been allowed to ques- offered to burn a cross in my front yard." Monday PASTA tion Keegstra. Thomson said he is disappointed the "1 couldn't let Keegsta bring his Neo-nazi seminar was cancelled. EXTRAVAGANZA philosophy here without challenging it," said "We lost a chance to do a real public Spaghetti Choice of: U of L sociology professor Dean Frease, service," he said. "Apparently my students' Ravioli spokesperson for the U of L ad hoc Commit- intellectual and academic courage is to be Fettuccini tee to Fight Racism. circumvented by a 'let's not ruffle feathers' Tortollini "The whole format of the seminar was approach to learning and teaching and to the Rigatoni bizarre," said Frease. "We were to sit there pursuit of truth." (Served with meatsauce, bread & butter) $295 Race for Expo summer jobs

Tuesday VANCOUVER(CUP) - There are so They'll be in the 1000-plus range." PANZEROTTI many summer jobs available at EXPO '86 As well, employees will be able to wear for $1.00 Buy one at regular price get one of equal value that the world's fair is already competing and keep what a press release called "ele- with Pavilions at the site to attract em- gant uniforms created by Canada's cele- ployees. brated fashion designer, Alfred Sung." Wednesday But because the federal jobs are only for Unlike EXPO employees, any Canada those who can stay through mid-October, Pavilion workers who need it will be pro- MEDIUM 3 ITEM PIZZA returning university students won't get them. vided with subsidized housing, probably at with free pitcher of coke The federal government's Canada Pavil- brand new condominiums close to the Uni- ion is offering higher wages, EXPO designer versity of British Columbia. uniforms, and subsidized housing to pros- "We'll pay the majority of the rent," said pective employees Jackson. Road, Although people 103 King St. N„ Waterloo 550 Hespeler almost 500 have al- Canada Pavilion will even pay for return ready applied for the 451 available jobs at travel costs for out-of-town staff who stay for . Cambridge 622-1812 886-1010 or 886-1011 Canada Place, officials there still say they'll the duration of the fair, said Jackson. ~ have a tough time finding workers. But Canada Pavilion wants to hire only / Barry Jackson, personnel director for the people who will work until EXPO closes in pavilion, said with EXPO hiring 15,000 mid-October. They're offering a cash bonus people, "We have to offer a competitive to any staff who stay for the full term of package." employment. Jackson refused to disclose the salaries "The dates of EXPO are difficult on stu- but said, "1 can assure you that our scale is dent terms," said Jackson. Because pavilion very very good." officials expect the volume of tourists to Julie Ovenell, Canada Pavilion public remain constant through September and relations officer, said that the salaries are October, they need staff who will stay, he "much more generous than EXPO salaries. said. No plan for visa students

VANCOUVER(CUP)—The British Colum- decided it would no longer be responsible for bia Supreme Court recently upheld the pro- foreign students. vincial health ministry's move to exclude The ministry's policy change under the visa students and workers from B.C.'s health Immigration Act said visa holders would no insurance plan. longer be considered residents under the But visa holders and a support staff union Medical Services Act. P at Simon Fraser University will appeal the The union argued the policy change was decision. illegal because it contravened the Medical GR "We think there are grounds for appeal. Services Act, which defines "resident" as a This is an important issue both for our person who has lived in the province at least members and for the province as a whole," one year. partv said Lisa Price, organiser for the Simon However, Justice Callaghan said the prin- Fraser Teacher Support Staff Union. ciple issue was not the interpretation of the Until this fall, foreign students who had word resident but the jurisdiction of the min- lived in B.C. for at least one year were eligi- ister of health. ble for medical coverage under the provin- Callaghan ruled the Minister has the SUNDAY, NOV. 24 ces' health plan. In July, the health ministry power to make the decision. Youth foresee dark future

— accessibility Good forTwo ChickenWing Entries for the Price ofOne I SASKATOON(CUP) Lack of jobs and more concerned with and govern- fear of nuclear war are making young Cana- ment funding to universities. dians apathetic and cynical, says Howard Disabled people, Metis, and single parent the affected by declining (°r McGurdy, New Democrat MP and chair of women are most X I j the NDP Task Force on Youth. accessibility and student aid restrictions, 2 lan "There is fear among many young people said U of S student council president today about whether they will have the kind Wagner. Native education is particularly of future most of us have learned to assume bad, Wagner said. is coming our way,"McCurdy told Univer- "It's totally irresponsible the way the feds sity of Saskatchewan students October 18. are handling money," Wagner said. The McCurdy said the government has paid government throws money into these pro- little attention to young Canadians during grams but its use in native education is up to J the 1985 International Youth Year other the whims of individuals administering it. than the largely unsuccessful Challenge '85 job creation program. McCurdy said the USSU executive president Gord Flaten Just down the road... government has done little to provide young said underfunding, especially by the provin- Canadians with opportunities for meaningful cial government, means there is no money participation in Canadian society. available to improve agricultural research at 65 University Ave. E. But students at the U of S meeting were facilities or discover new techniques. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 14, 1985 9 comment WLUSP General Letters continued Meeting Friday, November 15,1985at Reader takes friend's subtle hints 2:30 p.m. in PlO2l. Who said, "life ain't nothin' but a to ..." books in the plastic wraps. rience. Of course, I may have been party?" After a summer of galli- Never mind the fur coat I bought reading a little too much into the on the continent across the vanting her for our one-month anniversary songs since Jethro Tull's pond I was met at Lester Beware "Locomo- of going steady because I've got tive Breath" reminded me of Crashport by my girl- the Pearson one up on her. She doesn't get her first time we kissed. friend. My initial joy was somewhat WHAM! tape till I get my jacket Well, r m still single, only have a when instead of a hug demolished back. clock now, and lookin' for love. and kiss 1 was bestowed an extra Interested women (or whoever large sweater and a one-way ticket UNIVERSITY One never notices certain things owns a good Hi-Fi set) please drop McMASTER to Reykjavik. (But subtle hints until they directly affect you per- off a standard resume and a picture Faculty of Business have a tendency to elude me.) sonally. Take slow songs for in- of your mother (I want to know Even though I ran out of money stance. I was listening to my clock- what you ll look like in thirty-five COMBINE EARNING WITH LEARNING IN OUR in Amsterdam and couldn't afford radio the other night (she's got my years) at the Cord office. Thanks. WORK/STUDY M.8.A., and PARTICIPATE IN: to buy her a gift (never mind stereo system) and every single another red light) it was presup- song was a heart-breaking expe- Jean-Paul 'Kozy • Graduate business education alternating, in four posed she would remain my sugar- month blocks, with paid work experience pie-honey-bunch, chocolate candy • Four academic semesters at McMaster coated covered kiss cupcake. So, once back at school, I decided to • Three paid work terms with a choice of Canadian impress her by trying out for the employers varsity swim team. She said she Response to "goof" • Camaraderie with other highly motivated, carefully was trying out the men's varsity selected students soccer team. Remember what I This is in reference to the letter in question his chances of succeeding • support your any real-world situations. This is Individual and seminar with career said about subtle hints. the October 31 Cord from the development and job search concerns I guess I finally realized that she "proud co-op student," hereinafter not to say that this attitude is • LEARNING the classroom and on the job which just wanted to be "good friends" called "goof." The term ' Knob' widespread amongst Laurier's bus- in will immediate, meaningful when she took down my new phone gives business students like this iness faculty, yet "goof's" exploits assist you to obtain number in her U of T student direc- (see goof) the ability to apply the keep the notion of the typical "bus employment upon graduation knob" kicking. tory. "Where's your little black theoretical concepts learned in alive and • PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT which will enable you I can only hope "goof" remains book?" 1 asked innocently. "Oh, ... class to the real-world situations to take control of your future in the co-op option, thus preventing that is it." At least she has a direc- they would encounter in the busi- PART TIME OR FULL TIME M.B.A. STUDY? tory. Anyways, that left me with a ness environment during their co- further embarrassment come Jan- • The McMaster M.B.A. is offered through part time or friend is a girl and none to see op work terms, while embarrassing uary. Have a good work term and who full 'Commando' with. Tough time! us all in the process. put those theoretical concepts to time study also. Trying torationalize being single If this person feels wronged by good use. For information and application materials call or write: again, I talked with my friend(s) for being associated with someone Co-ordinator M.B.A. Co-op Program moral support. I felt really reas- whom he feels is inferior, I seriously Two regular guys Faculty of Business, Kenneth Taylor Hall, 104 sured being filled with inspirational 1280 Main St. West comments like: "She was too good Hamilton, Ontario LBS 4M4 for you anyways," "Don't worry, (416) 525-9140 ext. 4611 she'll find someone better," "Oh great, now you can help me with No free shower please homework on Saturday nights," and the obsequious "There are lots of other fish in the ocean." Yeah, To all the individuals who are free shower. Yes, that is right, I but the Atlantic is over a thousand fortunate enough to drive to school have been a victim of an inconsid- kilometres away and once you get when it rains — this pertains to erate driver. This may seem like there you can't tell one sex from the you. You may not have noticed but sour grapes to certain people, but other. it rained almost continually from when I am able to walk for nineteen 1 had enough of that carp so I Saturday the 2nd to Thursday the minutes with some semblance of looked for solace in the album col- 7th of November. This rain caused dryness, why should I expose my- lection. Unfortunately, my 'ex' extremely large pools of water to self in the last minute to such an (about as bad as a word as the form. The river 1 am refering to, experience. Smarten up drivers IT'S EASIER THAN 'park' in Toronto is) has borrowed runs parallel to the sidewalk be- and be more considerate of pedes- all my records, along with my tween Clara Conrad and the TA. trians for a change! hockey sweaters, my jean jacket, Three times within the last week, a Wet and smoldering $5000 in bonds, and all my "How conscientious driver has given me a Janine Maddock YOU THINK! OFS services worth two drinks

Students at Laurier are about to ... etc. Over and above the redund- drinks at the Turret or Wilf's. vote in a referendum on OFS par- ant speeches remains the fact that I really wonder if it's not worth 2 ticipation that 1 feel very few know these are real problems. drinks a year to improve university about. I realize that most students In order to achieve results on a funding. God knows that some- have an "I don't get involved in province-wide basis, we need an where in my budget I can find 2 BREWSKI'S WLUSU" attitude, but 1 seriously equally large and powerful student Export to give up for a louder stu- think that this is one time that we lobby. Some people have told me dent voice. and ask Donna how to should be more active in what's that Laurier can reap the benefits of going on. Everybody has heard the OFS without joining and thus make wine and beer. It's save $3/student. 1 realize that this over and over how universities are Dave Bussiere underfunded, OSAP is insufficient money could be used to pay for two economical, it's easy and it's fun! Landlord continued from page 6

toon "Sweet Racket!" are particu- Something larly offensive. We sure have some stories about you students that are to sell? as horrifying as your tales of land- lords. Let's foster understanding between these diverse groups and accept that there's no free lunch, not even a cheap one anymore for anyone. Brewski's Sell it with Michael Leech Waterloo Town Square CORD Weekly Lower Level classifieds 884-2990 885-4060

10% discount to card-carrying students! 10 Thursday,newsNovember 14, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY Alcohol pyramid continues unchecked by Lois Corbett, Canadian University mids, Leigh says the cheer pro- who received the letter from a Press gram doesn't worry him. friend two weeks ago, says she's "It's almost a victimless scheme. having some trouble passing it on only one people. HALIFAX(CUP) - An illegal Even those who lose, lose to other chain letter is circulating at Dal- bottle of alcohol," he says. "It's not that they don't want it housie University here and the uni- One Halifax resident, Mary, because it's illegal," she says, "but versity of New Brunswick campus says she received the letter last because people are naturally suspi- in Fredericton. Monday, after hearing about it cious." The chain letter, called the Hali- through her friends. Both women know people who fax/Dartmouth Christmas Cheer "It's been going through the have received the promise of "free" Program, first appeared here in Bank of Commerce, Sears, a travel booze. early August and has continued agency downtown and the Victoria Unlike most chain letter unbroken with almost 5000 partic- General (Hospital)," she says. schemes, this one has seven care- know where fully ipants. Many students are involved While she does not devised steps to ensure longe- originated, she ques- "The in the scheme, which promises a the letter does vity. people who created the return of 32 bottles of "cheer" for tion its appearance. chain don't want you to pass it on to an investment of $16.50. "The letter is laid out really well. just anybody, but someone you The letter wants the recipient to Everything on it is centred and it think is trusted and reliable," says "be prepared for the festive sea- looks like word processor type. It Alice. son," by sending one bottle of alco- looks like someone's secretary did The chain hasn't broken yet, but hol to the person whose name and it," she adds. Leigh says it probably has reached telephone number is at the top of Alice, a third-year UNB student its saturation point in Halifax. the list they receive, in the presence of the friend who "introduces them to the program." The participant can then put his OFS pullout "illegal" or her name at the bottom of the list. The cheer program promises TORONTO(CUP) — years ago. Just before the pull-out 32 free bottles in return, since each York Uni- versity's student council has de- vote, president Reya Ali said coun- new member must pass the letter cided to pull out cil could not afford the $30,000 on to two other people. of the Ontario Federation of Students, despite annual fee and also felt OFS wasn't Staff Sargent Walter Leigh, of "We've had some calls about the know,"says Leigh. OFS rules which say pull-outs must representing York's interests. the RCMP's commercial crime letter from all over the province, be decided by a campus-wide re- Ali, who was elected on a pro- detachment in Halifax, says and I've been advising people Leigh says he has seen similar he those OFS platform, said the knows about the letter but won't that the scheme is illegal. Now programs "every year around this ferendum. group Eleven of 18 council members hadn't pushed for a change in the investigate unless someone files an whether they choose to participate time." Because the scheme does voted to the lobby university funding formula, which official complaint. in the chain after that I don't not involve money like most pyra- withdraw from organization York helped found 13 reportedly shortchanged York Uni- versity by millions of dollars. The council is hoping to hold a student referendum in the future; Ali said it might not only reinstate York but give OFS triple the $30,000 ($3 a student) it now col- lects. Not all of York's 14 colleges and student groups are members of OFS and Ali said a campus-wide referendum would attempt to bring in the remaining groups. OFS information officer Don Millar said the withdrawal is illegal because York, by voting at confer- ences, had accepted OFS's status as a referendum-based organiza- tion. Millar said the money isn't coun- cil's to deal with since students orig- ... ANY WAY YOU SERVE IT inally decided to go to OFS. Facts compiledby

ENERG} ! h0 slK""d task Aim M4MC If you are currently attending or teaching force jrw-ww|' || SHHt 1 AhH by Andrew Reid fStwmmMmW a highschool, college or university course dealing energy-it you're with currently All Wilfrid Laurier University stu- working the energy field, are an energy HHHA apH in dents should expect a call from the HliPB technology user, or just happen to be 111 Housing Office soon. |VFnIIWUElXlnaf Fll IHn interested in advanced energy technology H ■ -you will find Energy 2000 to be an To prepare for their submission to the City of Waterloo Housing Task Force the Housing Office is m m yyiE 11 compiling a survey on student mlillPr I I Not 3 ■ ■ WwwAAA housing. Over the next several Ministry of Energy, this exposition is weeks two students hired under . designed to showcase North American . r TU „ the Ontario Work Study Program At Energy 2000—The New Technologies energy technology, and to augment the Exposition, November 18th and will be attempting to contact 19th Energy 2000 Conference-a symposium to the at the Toronto Hilton Harbour Castle every Laurier student over discuss the issue of Ontario's energy phone develop a of stu- Convention Centre. to profile supply and demand into the year 2000. dent housing. This is your opportunity to catch up on the Don't Mj ss it! They will be asking students fast moving world of energy technology in on y our calendar now-Energy their address, type of accommoda- the 80 sand to preview significant future 2000, the New Technologies Exposition, tion (such as house, room, apart- trends. You II see AV shows, operating open Conference Registrants only on: ment or condominium), rent, the models and actual equipment and talk to November 18,3:00-6:30 p.m. and to number of people sharing that knowledgeable people from a wide variety all groups on: November 19, 8:30 a.m. accommodation and type of lease. of fields-electricity, nuclear, renewable, 5.00 p.m. at the Toronto Hilton Harbour Mike Belanger, director of conventional fuels, transportation, com- Castle Convention Centre. Housing and Residence Halls at munications control systems and energy Laurier, stressed that all of the efficiency. For further information call 965-3246 information will remain confiden- and that be for Honourable f-y tial its only use will ©Ministryol Vincent G. Kerrio ' .' the Housing Task Force. Energy Minister Energy Belanger would like the study Ontario Ontario completed by the end of January for submission to the Task Force. The Task Force will present its findings sometime early next sum- mer. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 14, 1985 11 comment Development Plan stalled in Phase I? had friends in the right places. Then- teen schools does not go far. premier Bill Davis, holder of an If and when more funds ever do honourary degree from the school, become available, other ventures thinks so much of Laurier that he must take precedence. York Univer- sent his kids here. He was made an sity, which is still being built, springs honourary patron of the Develop- to mind as an obvious priority. ment Fund's national campaign. On one hand, the administration is At about the same time, Ontario's to be congratulated for its persever- Lt. Governor John Black Aird was ence. Weir, for instance, is still asked to serve as chairman of the "optimistic". You have to admire WLU Board of Governors. Aird that. also became an honourary patron of On the other hand, Weir should, if the fund. he hasn't already, start to make But in Queen's Park, a series of plans to raise the money elsewhere.

education ministers — from Bette But where? Stephenson to Keith Norton to Larry Grossman and now Greg Sorbara As Weir noted last Friday, the —have not shown any indication community has been milked dry. that the money will be forthcoming. There are other demands for corpor- Sorbara was here last Friday to ate and private donations, K-W Hos- look around the school and meet pital being one. So we must wait our with administration, faculty, and stu- turn for a couple of years. dents. Apart from vague acknow- Weir, a business PhD, runs his ledgements of the need for money, school like a business. He turns a he had this to say when asked by profit. He has squirrelled away $8 The Cord for a response to the million over the years. He has shown development plan question: "Beauti- he can handle money once he gets it. ful campus you have here, John But to get it, he's going to have to (Weir, president of the school)." start thinking like a politician. He will When pressed further, he smiled, got have to be more creative and re- New developments into his car and said "Well, you've sourceful in his approaches to raising Greg Sorbara, minister of colleges and universities, speaks to Professor David Falk of the Faculty of got to try for everything you can money outside of the established Music. Falk interrrupted a rehearsal to greet the minister as he toured the existing music facilities. get." And with a cheery wave, he paths, which appear to have dried Cord photo by Fred Taylor. was off. up. the fall of 1981. reached. A commendable achieve- From previous conversations with The October 24th provincial bud- by Bruce Arculus The first phase is mostly com- ment! Sorbara, preceding Ministers, and get contained a promise to construct plete. The library is taller, the new The second phase is dependant assorted flacks, it becomes apparent 10,000 new homes. Phase two of ANALYSIS computer is installed, the dining hall upon government money, $6.4 mil- that the WLU Development Plan is the Development Plan involves those is bigger, and the recital hall will be lion to be exact. And it is phase two, a project fairly low on the list of 100 beds in MacdonaJd House. Will this school ever get the money built starting probably in the spring of incidentally, that includes provisions priorities. Could Laurier get some money to start phase two of the four-phase 1988. for the reconversion of MacDonald through this route? Development Plan? The total funding required was House to a residence. Sorbara has shown, through word A small group of Laurier students Probably not. $6.2 million, all of which was to be Government money — aye, and action, that available funds will are lobbying Ontario housing minis- It is time to stop deluding our- raised through private and corporate there's the rub. be directed towards research, faculty ter Alvin Curling with this purpose in selves. The government is not likely donations. WLU faculty and staff The school has been trying in vain renewal, and renovations. Four mil- mind. to ever give us the neccessary funds. are also chipping in. The students for over four years to get provincial lion dollars are included in this year's Unless Weir starts exploring and As proof, one need only review add $360,000 over six years. money for the venture. budget for new capital projects, such exploiting these and similar avenues, the chronology of events since the The school will announce within a The administration thought they as the WLU Development Plan. the Development Plan may remain Development Plan was unveiled in few months that this total has been had been shrewd in making sure they Four million divided between fif- permanently stalled in phase one. r- \ Meal Plan Survey ITo FSUL ,T smtw"K ))

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A CORD FE Part II: Science Fiction

Stories by Bruce Arculus, Matt Johnston and Timothy Neesam Frederick Pohl The Spider man's web

After obtaining his degree in English He explained that his story, to be which is regarded as the "safe ground". in New York, Spider Robinson took the published in an international anthol­ When the narrator arrives in Nova only work available: guarding a hole. ogy called Tales From Planet Earth, Scotia, he discovers that Canada had The evening job gave him a lot of time came from a premise presented by edi­ been "inhabited" for years. The citizens The International to read, and he decided he could write tor Frederick Pohl. Spider would pro­ were indifferent, and the government Harbourfront from 0 as well as those science fiction writers vide the "Canadian" perspective for a had helped by allowing the influence of gathering of its kind in whose pulp products he consumed to science-fiction story, wherein aliens American mass media to overwhelm importance of the atten · pass the time. would telepathically arrive on earth, the nation. The Canadians who did Once he began devoting his copious dispossessing human bodies. The notice something unusual about a the sixth now, an event time to producing science ficti.on sto­ Robinson piece will be featured among group of people carelessly pushing Consider these scenes: ries, he discovered he had been cor­ stories with similar perspectives from them around and taking over their A weary-looking Wi rect. When he had earned enough science-fiction writers around the country weren't surprised. "We took lobby of the Hilton r~·C!TIO money from his own writing, he got the world. The title is User Friendly. 'em for Americans!" the narrator's old Prize winner and author hell out of the Big Apple and headed to It is an incredible story, set in New friend says. Nova Scotia, where he h<;is been writing York City. Spider loves puns, and "Everybody is a Canadian now." until the end of the ron .• n.lrt\1~ ever since. spices his work liberally with them. As Spider Robinson uses the unique per­ proceedings to be im Spider arrived on stage sporting a the narrator's wife is "appropriated" spective of an American who consi­ entire week. black tie covered with little webs, during Stupid Pet Tricks on Late Night dered himself a Canadian, and by do­ Over in the Brigantine "Cutsie", in his words. Tipping his with David Letterman, the story wheels ing so, he is able to observe as either greats Spider Robinson, fedora to protect against the glare of from funny to painful. The narrator tourist or resident. It is rare that little the lights, Spider cleared his voice. escapes to a friend's home in Canada, Canadian idiosyncrasies and insecuri­ talk shop an arm's length ties are so aptly commented on, and A Sixties subculture continues appreciated. role model, Ken Kesey, or of One Pulling deeply from a glass of water, Cuckoo's Nest, holds ueen's Qua Spider apologized for shaking hands. This is big. There are here from He is a habitual chain-smoker of Play­ er's Filters. except Antarctica, as the ionallitera Nova Scotia's weather comes under Cord spent three days this world close scrutiny in Spider's work-in­ progress, Time Pressure. "It was a dark and stormy night," it begins, ("don't believe, just listen," Spider urges), and passes through puns and pleasantries on being bored in Nova Scotia in the winter. It doesn't sound like fun. Suddenly, it is revealed that Mucus Moose the Mucillage Machine is miss­ ing. Mucus is a plastic toy that squirts green; he is a much-loved gift from a college buddy. The toy was presented to the narrator during the last days of a two-week power cram, with the words "If anything can hold you together now, it's Mucus." The narrator retraces his activities of the last few hours, and realizes he must go outside into the horrible weather he has been describing sp coweringly. After a complicated urination to mark his garden, designed to give maraud­ ing deer the message "a Big Carnivore lives here", the narrator follows his ear­ lier path up the side of a mountain. Mucus is found, as is the ability to vaporize things. A woman drops in "from a height of about five feet." She is naked. Spider stops reading. Nobody real­ izes it, but he has already run well over Spider Robinson time. 1atio ,estival of THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 14, 1985 13

.TOR. 4 JAR FEATURE

The 1985 version of the International Festival of Authors tried something new: the · addition of a . roster made up entirely of Science Fiction writers. The Science Fiction Stage readings were heavily attended, and provided an even more intimate setting than the conventional Premiere Stage. Despite the legendary name scheduled for the latter part of the week, the mQst interesting science fiction writer appeared on the first evening. His name is Spider Robinson. ·~ · The science fiction segment of the festival marked the coming of age of Canadian science fiction. - Judith Merril's lengthy compendium, Tesseracts, anthologizes the imaginative and well-crafted works of both amateurs and practiced writers of speculative fiction. Tesseracts editor Judith Menil Canadian SF matures Editor Judith Merril arrived on girlfriend, who has.been having prob­ ed his .first published piece, Cee, at stage a little red-faced. She could not lems dealing with men, but the narra­ his first reading that night. A Univer­ read her speech because she had left tor decides to keep it. Frank, but sity of British Columbia sp~cialist in Samuel K. her glasses at home, in her knapsack. warm, Swan read beyond her time creative writing, Truscott has a strong "You can't carry a knapsack wearing limit as Colombo edged closer and reputation not as a writer, but as a Delaney clothes like these," she said, gestur­ closer to the stage to cut her off. publisher. He explained that Cee was ing to an uncharacteristic print dress. Swan's story of relationships and a commentary on why his stories She proceeded to define "tesseract" male and female stereotypes was fol­ aren't happy. It is a sad Christmas as a concept which "is to a cube as a lowed by brisk A.K. Dewdney, profes­ story told by a nervous little girl. cube is to a square." This title was sor of computer science at University _After the solemn ending of Cee, ltional Festi~thors; held at Toronto's. chosen forher anthology by an edi­ of Western Ontario. Dewdney gave a Jud-ith Merril returned to read short from Octob 16, is the most important tor. She prefers her own definition of sermon on behalf of Pastor Bondage pieces by writers unable to attend. ts kind in Ca addition, the variety and science fiction: change; environment; of the Church of Latter Day Cyberne­ Especially amusing was Robert Pri-· alternatives. ticians. Pastor Bondage works within · est's story of a future where "earth air f the attendin smade the 1985 version, The first author to step on stage, some rather unusual roles in the addicts"_are considered insane. Mer­ , an eventof Terrence Green, began a tradition to future, including the inconvenience ril next read two poems by a shy John 1ese scenes: last the night, by reading a work not in of preaching when the transmission Robert Colombo; Countdown and •Oking Willi ru.shes through the the anthology. Legacy, told in twelve is so fast that it reaches its destination Questionnaire were both short, pre­ Hilton Ha muttering. The Nobel parts, is suspenseful: a son speaks for before it is broadcast. · cise poems dealing with subjects the third and final time to his de­ Following his brother came Chris­ such as nuclear war in an intellige·nt, md author of Flies won't be reading ceased father. His father's mind has topher Dewdney. Dewdney is known humourous fashion. of the ten­ Golding considers the been temporarily preserved, so the in literary circles for his geologically The amount of talent that passed to be impo to visit Toronto for an son can work with the authorities to inspired poetry describing life in south­ across the Science Fiction Stage that - find out who the murderer was. western Ontario. He did not quite night was enormous. Most of the . Brigantine R Quay, science fiction "Time" is the father's reply, but the surpass his brother's sermon in style, major names billed for the week's and Frederick Pohl son is the answer. but he amused the audience in con­ readings were present and seated · Robinson, . Susan Swan, incredibly tall, and tent with a short piece called Martial among the audience. This is in con­ lrm's length ruck fans. blond, captivated the audience with Arts Applications of Neurophysio­ trast to the Premiere Stage, where Jbculture he nues to be a campus an excerpt from a book wherein a logy. The story outlines a procedure world-:-class writers have their own Ken Kesey, of One Flew Over the genetic engineer builds a male "doll" for deterring nosy cops with a ball­ plush box seats on the balcony. Brian :t, holds cou 's Quay. ~ with a special feature: "provision of peen hammer by a well-placed rap to Aldiss, L. Sprague de Camp, Ursula from every continent emotional support." The "doll" is in­ the memory centre. · K. LeGuin and Samuel Delaney were There are a tended for the narrating geneticist's A nervous Gerry Truscott present- right in there with the masses. ;tica, as the lliteratu re boasts. The 1ree days co world-class event. Marginter and the wolf conveyed with an air of wonderment the wolf realize~ that he has become Little-known Austrian author Peter and child-like simplicity. too much of a sheep. He has discov­ Marginter was the most pleasant sur­ Much of the problems faced by the ered a taste for a vegetarian lifestyle, prise of the festival: wolf concern the inability of the wolf to and is experiencing pangs of guilt be­ learn how to bleat convincingly. Mar­ cause his natural way of life is conflict­ Peter Marginter can best be des­ ginter demonstrates: "Braaack! ing too much with the role he must cribed as, well, Austrian. It is not hard Braack!" The wolf finally finds another play. The wolf is experiencing an iden­ to envision him in lederhosen, march­ sheep to teach him how to bleat prop­ tity crisis. He leaves the sheR_herd and ing up the Alps with a walking stick. erly, after which he-eats his mentor. returns t6 the flock to ponder his un­ Short, stocky, dignified, he command­ happy lot. ed instant attention from the moment. The other sheep are - completely He is unable to sleep, and sneaks his clipped and staccato tones issued fooled by the disguise, and they be­ away to take out his frustrations on an forth from the stage. come attracted to this strange and unsuspecting sheep, However, he Marginter, a diplomat in the Austrian interesting member of their flock. The meets another sheep who is unable to foreign service, has a magical gift for wolf finds himself unable to get any sleep. He finds out that his new telling stories. Since 1966, the 52-year­ peace, as the sheep fight for the honour acquaintance is also a wolf in sheep's old has published ten 'books of prose, of hanging out with the wolf. The wolf clothing. The other has been in dis­ and translated into German works from becomes frustrated and distressed with guise for a long time, and has become, such varied authors as the revered all the unwanted attention, and finds it .for all intents and purposes, a sheep. Thomas Hardy and the obscure but ·increasingly difficult to steal away and brilliant John Kennedy Toole. eat a sheep. He finds himself having to Marginter does not have to explain Ma_rginter, after several jovial ~elf­ eat grass with the other sheep in order the moral of the story. The appreciative effacmg comments, chose to tell the to keep his identity disguised. audience, titillated by the novelty and appreciative audience a story based on Eventually, he goes to the shepherd, freshness of Marginter's story, laughs the fable of the wolf in sheep's clothing. who discovers the true identity of ttm animatedly. Ironically, the point' of The premise of a wolf dressing himself wolf. The sympathetic shepherd feels Marginter's story takes on new mean­ in sheep's clothing is easily accepted, . sorry for the wolf, but says he cannot ing as listeners realize they are laugh­ and the problems faced by the wolf are help him. In discussing his problems, ing at themselves. 14 Thursday, November 14, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY etcetera classifieds classifieds

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Don't feel alone; come estinians Under Israeli Rule' at TYPING: Graduate of a university BIG TIM: John no. 1 is always out & meet new friends. 12:30 p.m. in Room 135 at the Secretarial and Administrative Stu- 'crusty'; John no. 2 is always 'whip- WOMEN & Centre, U dies Program will type essays, re- ped'; John no. 3 is a 'wimp'. Guess FILM Series presents Campus of W. Friday, The Bitter - November 45 ports, resumes, etc. Close to cam- who's who! Avec amour 3 Little Tears of Petra von Kant' p.m. in PlOl7. is pus. Reasonable rates. Call Cathy Girls (EMC). As no. 3 is still looking LUTHERAN at 7 Admission free Thursday, LIFE Lecture Series and all are welcome. November 21 at 746-0190. for a man with an accent. presents The Church's Social Min- istry Role in the Third World' (at MUSIC AT NOON presents Orga- TYPING. REPORTS, resumes, etc. 9:30 a.m.) and The Church's Social Tuesday, nist Jan Overduin in the Keffer 'JOHN': I just hate it when Hazel St. November 49 Ad- 16 years experience. Also photo- Ministry Role Canada' (at 1:30 Memorial Chapel at 12 noon. floods & have to wear Zehrs bags in i copying. Nancy, 576-7901. I p.m.). Takes at mission is free and all are welcome. on my feet. I hate it when that place St. John's JOB SEARCH Workshop will take happens, luv 'john'. P.S. To Big Lutheran Church, 22 Willow St. , place from 10:30 - 11:30 a.m. in QUALIFIED TYPIST. Anything Waterloo. All WLU hosts UW Tim: This john loves reading stu- are welcome. P3015. WRITERS'CIub typed from theses to resumes. IBM Virgo for dent directories! writer-in-residence Sean Selectric typewriter. Will edit and MEN'S VOLLEYBALL: McMaster an hour or two of reading, writing correct any spelling. Will supply at Laurier at 8 p.m. WEIGHT MANAGEMENT Group discussion, and other things like- paper. Call Pamela at 884-6913. RESTLESS REMEMBER; 2nd floor will take place from 10:30 - 11:30 able to litterati. 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Nov. 23rd, a.m. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 14, 1985 15 ENTERTAINMENT Waterboys flood senses by Paul MacDonald Reed, Patti Smith and Bob Dylan. "When Dylan is on the mark, he is the best songwriter alive," Mike Judging by their performance at Scott says. Toronto's Diamond Club on Sun- A native of Glasgow, Scott now day, November 3, the Waterboys lives in London. He also spends appear headed towards a territory much time in New York, where he few bands have conquered — sus- wrote the song I Saw the Crescent, tained musical integrity. The lure of You Saw the Whole of the Moon. million-dollar record deals and Marco Sin, a guitar player from packed arenas has claimed many New York, flew to London to audi- casualties, but this trap will not tion for the Waterboys. He has claim the Waterboys. been with them for seven weeks, At last year's El Mocambo and states, "I wouldn't play with show, the Waterboys played cover anybody who didn't move me, and versions of Van Morrison, Bob the Waterboys move me." He des- Dylan and Lou Reed, and some cribes Mike Scott's songwriting as material from their first LP A being "like the marriage of lyrics Pagan Place. This year's show and notes.'' exemplified their growth as a band Material from This Is the Sea is and the strength of their latest LP concerned with communication. This Is the Sea, as they covered "My goal is to widen my perspec- only two Dylan songs, Gotta Serve tive, to reach deeper into the audi- Somebody and the second encore ence," Scott says, adding "the new song, Forever Young. album deals with man's desire to The three regular Waterboys, reach a state of better understand- Mike Scott, Karl Wallinger and ing." He feels that music can remain Anthony Thistlewaite, took the intense when the grandness of its stage with a talented group of sup- medium matches the ideas. port musicians. Don't Bang the The Diamond Club show was Drum, the concert opener, gained the only Canadian appearance for power on stage with the addition of the Waterboys on this tour. Chalk an electric violin and an extra Circle, a Toronto bar band, opened guitar. the show with an energetic perfor- Lead singer/guitarist Mike Scott mance. They are a group of very was confident and warm in his rela- competent young musicians who tionship to the audience. Savage met the task of opening for the Earth Heart gave him a chance to Waterboys extremely well. After use composed fluid Tom Waits- their 35 minute set, they appeared and guitarist Marco like dialogue. Talking frequently to Waterboys' Sin describes Mike Scott's (left) songwriting as "the marriage of to have gained new fans. lyrics and notes." The band (and not at) the audience, Scott did played their only Canadian show on their current tour at Toronto's A clue to the Waterboys' future Diamond Olub on 3. not seek to become the only visible November cordphoto by Paul MacDonaid. lies in a line from A Pagan Place: band member. Instead, he gener- "Drink my soul dry/ there is always ated enthusiasm from both the audi- totally satisfied. granted The Cord Weekly a rare make albums complete, like what is none/ there is always none after." ence and his fellow musicians. If a climax must be chosen, it interview after the show. He had included in the whole of a book." Their show at the Diamond con- For two hours and 15 minutes, would be their impassioned rendi- spent much time talking with fans, Literary influences are very vinced many that their music will the Waterboys provided a steady tion of A Pagan Place, which and was pressed by a busy time- important to Scott, who spoke elo- quench dry musical ears and wash diet of exciting music. They paused makes a dramatic transition from table that was to send the band to quently about the works of C.S. many more minds. Coming away only briefly between the two en- vinyl to stage on the strength of its Chicago on November 5. Lewis, T.S. Eliot and Mark Hal- from the concert one feels that the cores; it would seem that the band eerie potency. Talking at length about his prit. The Waterboys' musical influ- Waterboys will not lose the soul of does not rest until the audience is A seemingly tireless Mike Scott music, Scott states, "1 want to ences include Van Morrison, Lou their music. The mighty Quinn Nova Scotian Tony Quinn appeared at the Turret on November 6 as part of the ongoing Wednesday night variety series. The talented folksinger is a favourite at college campuses across the nation. The crowd that greeted his Turret show was sparse, but he was still able to involve the audience in a selection of songs ranging from Harry Chapin to Simon and Garfunkel. Quinn's appeal was not lost on Turret staff, who bestowed him with an honorary sweatshirt. One fan, Shelly Potter was also taken with the singer, and the prying eye of the camera found her caught up in the act as well. 16 Thursday, November 14, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY

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The first annual Third Cinema From October 30 to Novem- Film Festival tore down the con- ber 3 Kitchener-Waterloo play- ventional ideas of local audiences ed host to the second Third and broke ground for the ideas of Cinema Festival. The Festival alternative films. screened over forty films from Kitchener-Waterloo was host to twenty Third World nations. this unique film experience from The Festival, sponsored local- Wednesday, October 30 to Sun- ly by Wilfrid Laurier, the Uni- day, November 3. While some of versity of Waterloo and The the films played to less than capa- Global Community Centre, at- city audiences, the enthusiasm of tracted hundreds of filmgoers, the film-goers was quite evident who trekked to screenings at from the amount of discussion the Laurier, U of W, the Princess films generated. Many people went Cinema, the Kitchener Public to more than one film, which is an Library and Cineplex. indication they were there to see a In addition to the film screen- diverse cinematic experience. ings, academic papers and Probably the most powerful film panel discussions were present- of the festival was Blood of the ed. These focussed on the polit- Condor. Considered a classic in the ical and social realities gripping realm of Third World films, this the Third World. 1969 Bolivian film uses inventive Cord staff writers Ingrid Ran- images to retell the story of revolu- doja and Paul MacDonald were tion through the eyes of Bolivian present. They have provided, Indians. The black-and-white film for your consideration, some did not take millions to make, but comments on the festival, the no price can be placed on its impact films themselves and the impres- for other filmmakers from the Third sions such an event leaves. World. The last shot of Jorge Sanjines classic Blood of the Condor. The film was banned in Bolivia until massive The Last Supper, a Cuban film, street demonstrations got it released. Such treatment is typically accorded to cinema in the Third World. was filmed mostly in natural light Photo from Movies of the Sixties.

— an approach unheard of in modern North American films. It deals with a troubled plantation the film's director Glauber Rocha. a Certain Point. It deals with the influence or change their countries by Ingrid Randoja owner seeking to purge his con- Rocha also directed The Lion romance between a screenwriter and contemporary film.'' science by reenacting the Last Sup- has Seven Heads, which captured and a dockworker, who is to be part Big budgets do not provoke The Third Cinema Festival. The per. Therealistic treatment given in the experience of Africa's struggle of his next film. A prism of Cuban these directors to make films, social label conjures up images of films the film makes it a powerful and for liberation from imperialism. The society forms out of the "film within awareness does. Inevitably, a pro- about starving Third World nations disturbing indictment of the Church format of this film — a series of 70 a film," and Alea succeeds in giving duct inspired by other people will be and the plight of their inhabitants. and feudalism in the 18th century. different moments of the revolution universal appeal to the film through of more substance than one in- Perhaps, if you are more politically A Brazilian film, Land in — makes this film a challenge to its integrity and intimacy. spired by money. minded, it connotes films which show Anguish, is memorable for the force- view. No North American film The quality of films in the festival Sandinista rebels stalking the jungles fulness with which it lampoons the would endeavour to experiment can not be measured by our Prep Courses forrp: of Nicaragua or the immorality of Brazilian society of the late 19605. with this format, but Rocha s mes- society's standard of critical or Dec. 7 LSAT VI U.S. intervention within these nations. A poet/journalist living in the sage remains powerful despite the commercial success. Kevin Mc- Jan. 25 GMAT 1 was eagerly looking forward to mythical country of Eldorado ex- difficulty of this endeavour. Namee, an independent filmmaker seeing these images. Here was my poses and interacts with a wide The father of Cuban cinema, from Toronto, said: "Third World (416) 923-PREP —J chance to prove my liberal-minded- range of people and institutions. No Tomas Gutierrez Alea, creates a films are powerful and important as 1-800-387-1262 ness, and afterwards, 1 would feel an one is safe from the camera lens of landmark effort with his film Up to strident efforts by their creators to overwhelming sense of guilt and then <<«■» iWMlt' contempt for the industrialized and _^ (1 ■ materialistic world 1 live in. 1 assumed most of the films would not match the • | calibre of films produced in either DIALASECRHTARt North America or Europe. EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL SERVICES j However, in spite of my idealism : s • and naivete, the films at the festival j • Photocopying Word Processing j were entertaining, as • • surprisingly { Resumes Work Reports | well as provocative, and yes, politi- • • Essays cal. | Theses { ITie stigma attached to films pro- ! •Special for Students• j duced outside North America or Eur- Rates ope is that they lack entertainment value and don't possess the "glossy | DIAL-746-6910 j look" that we, as sophisticated aud- ! iences, have come to expect. But that 5-415 Keatsway Ave., Waterloo is exactly what these films stand j against. Committed filmmakers in Senegal, Cuba or Guatemala don't want to copy Hollywood, they want to represent their own realities. This was the message delivered Do you want to buy a Keystone throughout the festival by filmmakers Protagonist Ignacio is shot by Bolivian Police in Blood of the Condor. Yearbook but are unsure how? Now is and academics alike, who attended to His eventual death acts as a catalyst for the Quechua Indians who join present papers on the state of film in together to fight against U.S. doctors who have been sterilizing the your chance! WLCI's 28th annual full- the Southern Hemisphere. Filmmaker women of their village. campus yearbook can be yours by filling Sibulelo Phakisi of South Africa and Vincent Gles of the Ivory Coast spoke films made in some Latin American and societies. out the form below & dropping it off at the of the problems Africans have in get- nations are essential in helping bring There can be no doubt Info Booth. Any questions? ting funds, equipment and distribution about political change in their nations. that Third World films and Third World politics for any films produced by Africans. Human rights issues, the influence Give a call at 884-2990 anytime? are intertwined. The "Third Cinema us Governments are mistaken in their of American mass media on Third Festival" was able to juxtapose good belief indigenous films are not World media, the technology of the ; that films and fine filmmaking with i popular with their people. In most Third World and the role of women in the real- ! Yes, I would like to buy a Keystone. ity and intellectual concerns the Third World nations, a film about the Third World films were all discussed of films themselves. The danger for such Name (PRINT): lives of compatriots easily outdraws during the festival. j a festival is allowing either film or I American or European films in attend- After spending many hours listen- Third World politics to totally Number ance. ing to the papers and discussions, 1 swallow 5 Student the festival. For the moment, the Speaking at the University of was primed to see some politically festi- is in a » book(s) xsl6 e< uals » Waterloo, professor Zuzanna Pick of explosive films. However, many of val left precarious position, as its the saw were proclaiming future as an annual event is contem- Carleton University referred to the films I not ! $2 e< juals « plated. As one who enjoyed embossing x current state of turbulence in Latin political insurgence, but rather were the festi- viewpoints, I hope the $1 equals American Cinema, wherein politics powerful and compassionate pleas val from both J vinyl cover x organizers can straddle such a fine line and cinema are inseparable. Profes- for an understanding of a people and continue to expose audiences to TOTAL sor Wendy Rolph of University of held captive under repressive gov- J the fine films and global concerns. • Publications) Toronto feels that the highly political ernments and societies. « cash or cheque (payable to WLG Student J Drop this form & your money at the Info Booth. 18 Thursday, November 14, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY entertainment The Head shake Disco Hall by Chris Lobsinger quently called) led his entourage of overgrown likeness to Chuck Berry. on my Mind was a complete shock to me. At a teenagers onto the stage and told the audience As for Steve Mahon, Teenage Head's previous Head concert, when the song was Hamilton's answer to "The Scum of the that he was a "Wild One.'' The addition of a eternally wasted bassist, 1 simply don't know requested, Frankie replied, "We don't play that Earth," Teenage Head, rolled into Fed Hall last rhythm guitarist known only as "Dave" gives how he gets into his pants (maybe he's been top 40 shit!" Thursday night in their typical Cheech 'n' the Head's sound that extra authenticity: they wearing the same pair since he was fifteen years Have the Head sold out? Not to worry. The Chong fashion. The Head, as they are affec- always sounded a little too much like a high old and he just grew into them). He plays a pink songs previewed from their forthcoming album tionately known, never cease to amaze me. school band to be taken seriously. Dave (Fran- bass, and walks in three-inch high-heeled boots (expected in December) hold no surpnses but Who else airives for a gig half-an-hour before the kie seems to have forgotten the guy's last name) while under the influence. It's mind boggling. seem to be an encouraging return to the classic first set is scheduled to begin, interrupts the was picked up in St. Catharines from a Van- It is Frankie Venom, though, who sets the style of the first two albums. music, and proceeds with their sound check? couver band called the Diodes and is the extra pace of the Head's infectious dance beat. Climaxing the show, Frankie returned to per- This is a band that wants to break into the U.S. screw needed to tighten the Head's high energy Draped in a red tux, he reminded me of Mick sonify that slightly demonic figure 1 once knew market? Teenage Head has a type of non- image. Jagger in Gimme Shelter, prancing around the and loved. Infected and Disgusteen brought conformity that is reminiscent of the Rolling Gord Lewis (lead guitars) showed off his stage with his tambourine like some thorough- back those satanic grins, and the feeling that you Stones in the late sixties. talents for most of the first set. Lewis' guitar style bred racehorse at Woodbine. Even Frankie's were watching a rerun of The Song Remains the I arrived (having prepared myself beforehand is a fusion of Gino Scarpelli's power chording articulation level, that of about a three-year-old, Same. with several cuts from Kim Mitchell's latest and Chuck Berry's spotty picking. His playing is forgivable because of hilarious lyrics which album) ready to be beaten to death by the can be categonzed as a combination of the bust the guts of sickos like myself. Some advice Even though Teenage Head looks like a neo-disco, conformist-crud "they" like to call distortion of Pete Townshend with some of Ber- though, Frankie: get rid of that goddam rat tail, teenaged band (I think Gord and Steve use the music. Instead, I was soothed by the likes of ry's rhythm. It all comes across sounding like or you'll be associated with the likes of Boy same amps they had in high school), these guys T-Rex, The Stones, and Stevie Ray Vaughan; Buddy Holly retrained to play for Iron Maiden. George and his Karma Chameleons. sound professional. And even though they think surprise, surprise, maybe I'm onto something Selected oldies appeared from the first two By this time, the crowd was up dancing in the Tiger Cats are "somethin else," at least tonight? Needless to say, any of the disco (or albums which are, in my view, the best. Several typical Teenage Head fashion. Tins looks Frankie denied the Leafs this compliment. So if new wavers as they like to call themselves) cover tunes were included in the first set, notably something like David Wilcox, if he could only you're the typical Laurier student, and don't people that were present soon retreated, proba- Elvis' Little Sister and Chuck Berry's Rock n' move away from his mike. I was sure by now know anything by Teenage Head except for bly somewhat disillusioned as to what happened Roll Music. Lewis compensates for his lack of that all the disco people had left, because all that "Let's Go to Hawaii," I'd suggest you dnve your to their bar. technical ability by "speed stroking" on just a could be seen was denim and leather. brand new Cadillac downtown, with the top Mr. Venom (or Frankie, as he is more fre- few selected chords, which only reinforces his After the intermission, the Head seemed down of course, grab Frantic City at Sam's, put even more confused than in the first set. 1 sus- it on your turntable, crank it up as loud as your pected there might have been a small fire in the stereo can go, take your shoes off, and get dressing room. The resurrection of Something infected before it's too late.

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I hate Western. It was as a frosh 1 first encountered this disdain for Western. It fil- tered down from my senior friends. In second year it grew, almost festered. Now in my third year, it has climaxed. I hate Western. Two hockey playoff losses at the hands of those swines does that to you. A regular season football loss helps. As does a visit to Prep- town or Snotsville or whatever you deem UWO to be. Anyway, our football team is going to Preptown to bring home the Yates Cup this Saturday. Coach Newbrough says he expects

9,000 fans at Alumni Stadium — if the weather is good. I'd like to see several hundred Laurier fans among those 9,000. Hell, ten busloads of Laurier supporters are worth 10,000 wimpy Mustang fans. Anyday. The last meeting in Western saw a hundred or so Laurier fans brave a steady downpour. The Western crowd, though larger, left earlier. The same with the Western cheerleaders, who left after the first half. Laurier's Golden Girls persevered to the final whistle. And we were the team losing! Paul Nastasiuk at hands, looks his after failing to grab a Mike Wilson pass attempt. The sick of all the shit Laurier is being handed. you listened to other Hawk in the background I'm If is another Nastasiuk, brother Joe. any of the television reports or any of papers you Cord photo by Bob Fehir. read the Toronto would think our win over York was a fluke or an upset. Every story led with York's injury excuse. Their top running back was out. Their number-one quarterback was hurting. Cry me a river. Who was ranked no. 2 in the country? Who beat York, in York, when both teams were healthy? Is it Laurier's fault York's head coach decided to play his third- string quarterback after his number two went down with a dislocated elbow? Hell, number-one quarterback Tino lacono only had a Hawks one step closer bruised shoulder. When inserted in the second half, lacono played great — completing 7 of 10 passes. A Hawk would have played from the opening whistle. Sometimes I feel I haven't been doing my job when I see a small by Scoop Furlong downs this year as well as returning er, Ken Evraire dropped a catch- turnout at varsity sporting events. Last week was a perfect example. three kickoffs for touchdowns. able ball on the goalline. Though the game was on television and the weather wasn't the best, The football Hawks moved one Tini lacono, York's first string the small crowd of 1,000 was disappointing. step ahead in their quest for the quarterback, didn't start but was second quarter This year's football team is one of the best ever assembled at Vanier Cup, Saturday, as they forced into action after second Laurier. What's more is they play exciting football. Like all Laurier downed the York Yeomen 27-10 string quarterback Glen Humenik Following an incomplete pass football teams they still run the tantalizing triple option, but this before a crowd of 1,000 at Sea- dislocated his elbow. lacono had a attempt to Paul Nastasiuk, Lauri- year's offence has a potent passing attack as well. Seagram Stadium gram Stadium. The Hawks now bruised shoulder but still completed er's Steve Rainey connected on a should have been sold out. move to Western to tackle the 7 passes in 10 attempts in the 35-yard field goal to give Laurier This is the best football team in the country and they are going to Mustangs in the Ontario Universi- second half. "Looking back they the first points of the day. prove it on Saturday. Fan support is necessary. If you hate Western ties Athletic Association (OUAA) probably wish they would have York took the ball over at their half as much as I do you will be there. Even if you don't hate West- final, the Yates Cup, this Saturday. started him," commented New- own 35-yard line. With Humenik ern you should be there. It's a matter of school pride — tradition It was a cold windy day, with the brough. out and lacono hurting,York's third even. Western and Laurier have battled each other for the OUAA middle of the field in rough shape. Paul Nastasiuk was named offen- string quarterback, Phil Pryce, championship 7 times in the last 13 years. Nevertheless, the Hawks redisco- sive player of the game while def- came in to direct the attack. Note: Fan vered the running game which has ensive halfback John Poole re- Pryce connected with Bob Hard- bus tickets at a cost of $6 are available. The buses will been missing since spring training. ceived defensive honours. Fullback ing on an 1 strike to com- leave the Athletic Complex at 10:45 a.m. This includes admission into game. Paul Nastasiuk gained 62 yards on Luc Gerritsen also deserved hon- plete his first pass attempt. It was the Tickets will be available in the Concourse. 11 carries and fullback Lucien ourable mention for offensive play- Gerritsen ran 12 times for 48 yards. er of the game. "Lucien did a heck York — page 20 Overall, the Hawks ran for 123 of a job at fullback this week; he yards. was impressive," said Newbrough. Quarterback Mike Wilson pass- Gerritsen gained 60 yards in the ed for 160 yards on 13 comple- second half against Waterloo last tions on 25 attempts. Joe Nasta- week to merit the start over Rob siuk led the receivers with three Pecora. catches for 66 yards. The elder Nastasiuk, brother Paul, had three first quarter receptions for 27 yards and Ken Evraire pulled in three catches for The first quarter saw three tur- 37 yards including a 18-yard touch- novers, two by York and one by down strike. Laurier. In total Laurier compiled 283 The first turnover was an inter- yards of total offence. Not an out- ception by Laurier's lan Hoyte. standing offensive show unless Humenik's 30-yard pass attempt compared to that of York. The was underthrown. Hoyte went up Yeomen rushed for 70yards, pass- high and came down with the ball ed for 68 yards, and were sacked to give the Hawks excellent field four times for a loss of 48 yards. In position at their own 53-yard line. total York compiled only 90 yards The Hawks couldn't take advan- of total offence: a tribute to the tage of the field position. A fumble Hawk defence. during a exchange between Wilson The Hawk defence was, as and Gerritsen on the ensuing set of usual, awesome. Not only did they downs resulted in the game's se- limit York to 90 yards of offence, cond turnover. they also scored a touchdown — Late in the first quarter, the their fifth in the last three games. game's third turnover occurred. On "The guys are starting to believe a second and five situation on their that, with this defence, we can own 28-yard line, York quarter- score when we don't have the ball," back Glen Humenik mishandled said Laurier head coach Rich New- the snap. Noseguard Bruce Martin brough. jumped on the loose ball. In the Defence in action Injuries to several key Yeomen melee, Humenik dislocated his el- helped the Hawk cause. York's bow and was finished for the day. Blair Rickers (#43) brings down a York running back after a short gain. Other Hawks from left to right leading rusher Joe Pariselli didn't Laurier took over possesion on are Dave Kohler (#76), Veron Stiliadis (#66), Bruce Martin (#65), John Poole (#9) dress due to a rib injury. Pariselli the Yeoman 28 yard line. On the and Alex Troop (#55) Cord photo by Bob Fehir. rushed for 554 yards and six touch- next play, the final play of the quart- 20 Thursday, November 14, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY sports^ York yesterday,the Yates Cup tomorrow from page 19 the score 17-0. fourth quarter A holding call with three and a the only pass Pryce would com- Both teams had two possessions half minutes remaining in the half plete in nine attempts. Three plays ending in punts to start the fourth nullified a touchdown pass to Joe later, York punted the ball. quarter. Nastasiuk. Laurier had to settle for Laurier gained possesion on their Laurier's third possession of a 32-yard Rainey fieldgoal. the own 37-yard line. It took fourth quarter ended any hopes Laurier Successive sacks by Dave Koh- of a just three plays to go ahead 10-0. York comeback. The Hawks ler and John Poole ended the half Paul Nastasiuk started the drive moved the ball from midfield to and Pryce's stint at quarterback. with a 13-yard run. Wilson then York' s eight-yard line — primarily connected with with the running game. Joe Nastasiuk. With the third string quarter- The Hawks York's defensive back were stopped on the five-yard line, committed back at the helm in the second himself and on the third to the inside and the young- quarter, York gained four first down Rainey con- er Nastasiuk went outside to turn downs and completed nected on a 12-yard fieldgoal. one pass in York, however, the short pass into an apparent 60 nine attempts. Meanwhile, was offside on the Laurier play. yard touchdown. Nastasiuk, how- completed five of six passes and ever, had stepped out of bounds at scored 20 points. Laurier declined the three points the 18-yard line. and accepted the penalty which Wilson then hit Evraire deep in gave the Hawks a first down and the endzone for the six points. It third quarter goal from the two-yard line. Three was Wilson's 13thtouchdown pass times the Hawks tried to punch the of the season. Steve Rainey's extra In a last ditch effort, York put the ball through the middle but were point attempt hit the upright but injured Tino lacono back into the foiled each time. went in to give the Hawks a 10-0 line up. lacono completed his first Though the drive didn't produce lead. two passes, but the Hawks stopped any points, it ran six minutes off of The ensuing set of downs saw York's first possesion. the clock and gave York miserable Pryce toss a soft lame duck pass. Dave Lovegrove came close to field position. Alex Troop intercepted the pass putting the game out ofreach as he With one minute and thirty-five Rookie split end Ken Evraire has a look of grim determin- and returned the ball seven yards to found a hole in York's punt cover- seconds to play, York took the ball photo the York 37-yard line. age. Lovegrove, with a blocker in ation as he tries to elude a York defender.Cord by Bob over on their own one-yard line. Fehir. Wilson ran for four yards, passed front of him and only one man to The next play saw Dave Love- to Evraire for 15 more and then beat, was looking at a 90-yard punt grove intercept an lacono pass at handed off to Paul Nastasiuk for return for a touchdown. The Hawk into the endzone. A seven-yard and returned to the Hawk 14-yard the 17-yard line. Lovegrove ran another eight yards. An objection- blocker, however, missed his block touchdown pass to Harding capped line. A costly 15-yard clipping unmolested into the endzone to able conduct penalty on York gave and Lovegrove was knocked out of the drive. penalty on York's next run forced give the Hawks a 27-10 victory. Laurier a first down and goal from bounds at midfield. the Yeomen to settle for a 26-yard Back-up quarterback Rod Phelp the five-yard line. Wilson, on an York's next possession saw Laurier's next play saw Mike field goal. The field goal ended the and a number of other clean jer- option, ran off tackle into the end- lacono take seven plays to march Wilson have a sideline pass intend- third quarter with Laurier ahead syed Hawks came in to mop up in zone. Rainey's extra point made the Yeomen 76-yards downfield ed for Joe Nastasiuk intercepted 20-10. the final minute of play.

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up yours Name Year Pick WmgL Graduating \ Street Ken Evraire at the I Wide Receiver : City Province Second Team InfoCentre \9o^ WLU Student Publications University Program 22 Thursday, November 14, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY sports Third consecutive tournament win by Scoop Furlong Friday's matchup against the remaining in the first period. game with only two seconds of play American International College Yel- Launer built a 4-1 lead in the open- remaining. The Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks low Jackets was dominated by the ing minutes of the second period on The Hawks outshot the Yellow have done it again. For the third con- Laurier 3, RIT 2 Golden Hawks from the opening goals by Shawn Reagan and McCut- Jackets 31-18. secutive year the hockey Hawks have whistle. Doug Marsden, and then cheon. McCutcheon's goal, like his With Launer defeating the home captured the Rochester Institute of first, came on the powerplay. team two years straight and winning Technology Hockey Tournament. The ellow Jackets made a come- the last three tournaments, it will be The Hawks downed Rochester The final game was a seesaw bat- back mid-way through the second remarkable if the Hawks get invited (RIT) 3-2 in the final game before tle. RIT took a 1-0 lead in the first period with succesive goals by Gord back next year. 2,000 screaming hometown fans. penod. In the second period the Hahn and Jeff Arnold to cut Laurier's The Hawks advanced to the final by Hawks came back to be the score and lead to one. Nineteen seconds after defeating American International Col- then go ahead on goals by McCut- came AlC's third goal, Bobby Dean with York lege (AIC) 10-5. Last year, the cheon and Beric Sykes. right back with a goal to once again Rematch Hawks downed RIT 4-2 to capture Entering the third period trailing by give Laurier a two-goal lead. the hardware. one, the RIT Tigers applied extreme put the game away continues with regular The final game saw Terry McCut- pressure on the Laurier defence. The Hawks Laurier sea- successive goals in third son play tonight a cheon lead the Hawks with two goals, "We couldn't get the puck out of with four the with return match- Glencross, Greg Sliz, York, at including the game winner. McCut- our own end," said head coach period. Tim up with York. The Yeom n Handy, gave at cheon also notched two goals and two Wayne Gowing. RIT tied the score Steve and Peter Black and Hawks tied 4-4 last week the on a powerplay, scored Laurier a 9-3 before AIC put two Bam. Sunday, assists in the 10-5 win over AIC. For and continued to exert pressure. A McCutcheon lead On the Hawks travel Yellow Jackets hit the by goalie John Sheppard. to vastly his efforts, McCutcheon was named miscue by a Tiger defenceman, how- before the shots Hawk to Toronto play the improved with less than two minutes picked up his second goal of the Ryerson Rams. the tournament's most valuable play- ever, was all the opportunistic Hawks board Black er. needed. McCutcheon checked the Defenceman Eric Calder, forward puck off of the defenceman's stick, Peter Black, and goaltender John raced in alone on a breakaway, and Sheppard were also named to the made no mistake in giving Laurier a Hawks have basketball blues tournament all-star team. hard earned 3-2 victory. by Warren Viegas team's effort. He said he was able to The exhibition season continues give his freshmen some valuable play- with the Naismith Tournament at the The University of Toronto Blues ing time. University of Waterloo Nov. 24-26. A great looking hairstyle topped the basketball Hawks 88-74 The Hawks could have made the The Hawks will hone their skills for at reasonable prices! last Saturday in Toronto during exhi- game closer with better shot selection. this annual tournament with home bition play. They nevertheless displayed great games against K-W Titans and Ryer- Men $7.50 Women $8.50 The Hawks found themselves un- intensity and good play execution. son. able to fend off the challenge offered Complete with Blow Dry by the Blues' front courtmen, four of whom exceed 6'7 Perms compWe $35.00 Despite foul trouble, the Hawks Varsity volleyball wins Appointment needed for Perms only. a into half, but took 45-43 lead the The women's volleyball team Toronto guard Fred Murrell opened Special to the Cord . 28 University Ave. E. started their regular sea- second half with three straight 1985-86 the The men's volleyball team even- son with a victory in St. Catharines Across from San Francesco Foods the baskets to turn game around for ed their regular-season record to last Thursday. Laurier downed the the Blues. Murrell led all scorers in the 1-1 as they defeated the Brock Brock Badgers 3-2 on scores Tuesday - Friday 8:30-6:00 of game with 19 points. Badgers last Friday in St. Catha- 4-15, 15-8, 15-12, 7-15, were 15-12. Saturday 8:00-3:30 High scorers for the Hawks rines. The exciting match went the The de- Demaree Golden Hawks are the second-year forward Brian full five games and lasted almost fending Ontario Women's Intercol- with 18 points, and guard Steve two hours. The scores of the games legiate Association West 15. division Forden with were 10-15, 15-11, 6-15, 15-11, champions. The played coach of the Hawks Edge 886-2060 Chris Coulthard, 15-13. their first regular-season home Hawks, said he was pleased with his The Hawks play at home this game last Tuesday night against Friday when they entertain the the Western Mustangs. The team McMaster Marauders at 8 p.m. in travels to Windsor on Saturday APPLICATIONS BEING ACCEPTED FOR: the Athletic Complex. and then to Waterloo on Tuesday. Track team resurgence Special to the Cord Libby Norris'(the newest team member) eighth place shot put A large resurgence in first-year measurement of 9.36 metres. student interest has produced a In other competition, Laurier ath- SAMBOARD more competitive Laurier track letes had respectable showings. In team than seen in recent years. At distance running, Kevin Powers an October 19 track meet at York finished in the top half of the 5,000 DIRECTOR University, Laurier's team came metre field with a time of 15:27:7, away with two bronze medals and and Tim Park ran the 10,000 in PLEASE SUBMIT RESUME AND COVER LETTER TO: a number of Laurier record-break- 34:43:6. MR. JOHN KARR ing efforts. Steve Watson finished fifth in the BUSINESS MANAGER Andy Berg finished with a third 200 with his time of 23:43, and the WLUSU place showing in the men's 400, men's 4 x 400 of Berg, Park, Wat- and the 4 x 100 relay 2nd FLOOR, STUDENT UNION BLDG. team, with son, and Zadow landed in fifth members Lloyd Eadie, Mike place with a time of 3:39:0. Hatawski, Chris Zadow, and Steve In the field events, Pat Wylie APPLICATIONS DUE BY 4:00 P.M., Watson, posted a similar achieve- tossed the shot put 12.68 metres to WED. NOV. 20,1985 ment. earn fourth place. Laurier record-breakers during The team is training for the the day included Shelley Burnside's indoor season, which begins on time of 62.88 in the women's 400, December 1 with a tournament in REFERENDUM REGUIATIONS good for a 7th-place finish, and London.

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