SA combines 'the absurd, the important' by Matt Muller The first item of business Next on the agenda was a change. While he was table the resolution, he said was the approval of the discussion of the proposal speaking, Bost took the "The only reason this is a Monday night's SA meeting Campanile budget. After before the University Council opportunity to chastise the circus is because the same served up an interesting listening to Campanile editor to express degree requirements Senate for their lack of interest clowns keep coming back each combination of the absurd and Wiley Sanders give a brief in semester hours instead of in the matters which they were year to keep it that way, the important. Among the description of where the course units. University elected to take care of. Bost Ricky." topics of discussion were money was going, the Senate Council member Ricky Bost commented, "The Senate is a The remainder of the budgets, resolutions, and voted to approve the budget as asked the Senate for a farce," and referred to earlier meeting went more quietly. circuses. it stood. resolution endorsing this descriptions of it as a three- Taking care of several small ring circus. Bost's rather matters, the Senate voted to: uncomplimentary statements —accept the previous week's seemed to arouse little reaction election results from the representatives. —provide $200 from the off- Debate over the Bost campus budget to help pay for resolution degenerated to the the upcoming chili cook-off point where many Senate —endorse a Baylor Univer- Hie members lost track of what sity resolution that asked the motion was being debated, Texas Public Utilities approved, or tabled. At one Commission to ensure that point SA President Bruce students would not be charged Marcus exclaimed, "I am for directory assistance getting as confused as hell." calls. LI. Probably the most impor- Epe The confusion continued tant business discussed was while Bost discussed the the future of the Health revision of the English Service. Joel Slade, the Competency examination and undergraduate on the volume 64, number 15 thursday, october 21, 1976 Ted Andrews, Senator from University Standing Commit- Wiess, promoted a resolution tee for Student Health, Conference attracts computer jocks that urged the University presented several possible Council to take steps to tidy up options for the health services, by Franthreshek Duca advanced computer com- computer usagre poin t of view, the writing skills of Rice and stated, "Quite frankly, if Houston's Hyatt Regency ponents, an exhibit of in coordination with the students (Ted seemed we want any kind of health Hotel is currently hosting the computer art (of which Rice development of computer particularly concerned that service in the future it is going annual conference of the students are a part), and chess centers for students, and the Science-Engineering students to cost money." Slade asked Association of Computing matches pitting expert student tradeoffs of old versus "new" would be unable to communi- the SA to find out how much Machinery, the oldest and players and computers math. cate with each other upon the students want to pay for in largest organization of against themselves and each The conference will also host graduation because of writing health services, and pointed computer professionals. other. for the seventh consecutive skills insufficiencies). A out that any program will cost Attracting more than 1250 One of the interesting topics year the U.S. Computer Chess motion to table Ted's more in the coming years if the curious computer jocks, the is that of using calculators in Championship. David Levy, resolution until he could tidy graduate students go ahead conference is holding primary schools. Recent international chess master up its wording resulted in a tie with a decision to withdraw colloquiums on electronic controversy surrounds the fact from Scotland, will direct the vote which was broken by from the Campus health banking, computers in newly' that many people feel students competition in which students Bruce Marcus. As he voted to service. developing countries, and will not learn to do "long will challenge each other in a large data base security. In division" if they have use of four-round Swiss style addition to the speakers and calculators. Members of the tournament. Via phone lines, German novelist to speak presentations, there are ACM are addressing them- eleven computers throughout Uwe Johnson, one of Gesine Cresspahl, draws exhibitions of new and selves to this problem from the North America will challenge Germany's best known and heavily on his own impress- each other, as well as students, best selling novelists will ions of New York. He lived and later in the conference. These speak on "How to Write a worked in the U .S. for two and Danforth support increases matches are planned for Novel," at 7:30pm Monday, a half years. Thursday and Friday even- November 1, 1976 in Biology The "Danforth Foundation, teaching, in subject-matter Johnson, born in Pomer- ings beginning at 5pm in the room 131. ania, studied German long active in fellowships for specializations likely to be Hyatt Regency Imperial taught in undergraduate The lecture, available to the language and literature at the graduate education, recently Ballroom. public without charge, is universities of Rostock and declared its intention to liberal arts curriculum, and for pursuit of the Ph.D. or other In the computer arts show, presented by Rice's Depart- Leipzig. In 1959 he moved increase support for the both static and dynamic ment of German and Russian appropriate terminal degree at from East Germany to West advanced education of able graphics will be exhibited. with the cooperation of the an accredited university of the Berlin. He was awarded the minority persons interested in Wall hangings, slides, poetry, Rice Student Association. Fontane Prize of West Berlin preparing for careers in college Fellow's choice in the United and music, all generated by Dr. Klaus Weissenberger, States for his first novel, Specula- teaching. a computer will be on display. Chairman of the Department tions about Jakob, which After eight months of data 6) that the Fellowships be for In addition, interactive of German and Russian, will one year, with the possibility was published in 1959, and the gathering and study by Staff, computer graphics will also be introduce the author. International Publishers' of renewal for a total of four the Board of Trustees adopted available for registrants to The 42-year-old Johnson is Prize for The Third Book years, the actual period of the following recommenda- create their own art. on an American lecture tour about Achim, which was support to be worked out on an tions: The conference runs under the general auspices of published in the United States individual basis 1) that the Danforth, Kent, through Friday night; Goethe House, the German in 1967. He has also published 7) that a Fellowship include and Graduate Fellowships for registration fee for one day is Cultural Institution. Two Views, a novel about the Women be reorganized into tuition and fees plus a stipend only three dollars. If you want Berlin Wall. In 1971 he was 8) that graduating seniors be Johnson is no stranger to one program—the Danforth a reason to blow off, here's a the United States. In fact his awarded the highest German Graduate Fellowship Program nominated by campus liaison good one that won't let von literary distinction, the Georg officers and that postbacca- most recent novel. Anniver- 2) that the Danforth down. saries: From the Life of Buchner prize. Graduate Fellowship Program laureate persons make offer approximately 100 application directly to the fellowships for graduate Foundation education annually, with 25 of 9) that the criteria for these awards designated for selection feature, in addition to American Indians, Blacks, an appropriate degree Mexican-Americans, and program and a commitment to Puerto Ricans teaching, dedication to a life of 3) that approximately 60-65 service informed by moral or of the 100 annual awards go to ethical values persons applying as college 10) that the Foundation seniors and that the remain- utilize unexpended Fellowship ing 35-40 awards to to funds in any fiscal year for postbaccalaureate persons purposes of identifying, 4) that preference be given recruiting, and educating among the early entry minority persons applicants to persons under 30 These recommendations years of age and tfc»at will become effective in the preference be given among the 1976-77 academic year, with late entry applicants to the first appointees entering persons 30 to 40 years of age graduate study in the fall of • -f1" ^ 5) that the Danforth 1977. Fellowships be given to More than 50 persons, , . *• •<*> .. "-**** persons committed to careers mainly from the minorities, in college and university (continued on page 14) Work progresses on the Chemistry building. In fact, this pile of trash has already disappeared. -waiter underwood threshing-it-out v- \-<«• •*% %. ? • -. * *<**•» . - ..<• — Incumbent Bentsen typifies a newer Texas To the editor: special interest groups while gathered from similar groups oil decontrol bill that even tremendous campaigning Mr. Steelman has garnered for their presidential ardently free-market econo- head-start. In reference to Jim Beall's much less. The fact is, the campaigns, Senator Bentsen's mists conceded would be an On those occasions when most capably put forth letter great part of Senator take seems pitiably small, not economic disaster, showed Mr. Steelman has put in an regarding the Bentsen- Bentsen's $130,000 was raised disgracefully high as Jim him to be worthy of the title appearance, he has shown Steelman contest, I feel a few and spent for his Presidential seems to feel. "Representative from Exxon." himself to be of ultra- corrections and additions are campaign and was the result If either of our senatorial Such oil industry stalwarts as conservative, if not reaction- in order. of a nation-wide fund-raising contestants has mortagaged Long of Louisiana and ary, tendencies. The ' ultra- First of all, he stated that effort. When one considers the himself to the lobbyists, it Goldwater of Arizona had the right John Birch Society has Senator Bentsen has received millions such men as Reagan, would be Mr. Steelman. His common sense to desert their consistently given him ratings over $130,000 from so-called Brown, Ford, Carter, etc. active support of H.R. 9524, an petroleum patrons on this bill. of 70 or better. The only Mr. Steelman, however, slightly more realistic by Gary Hoffman seemed to put his loyalty to big Americans for Constitutional The Elf Squad oil first and basic economic Action have rated him near realism second. 100. Further, in contradiction to Texas can step back into the the hard-working image that past on election day by (light the fuse. , myronTj THtRc b SOMETHING \OU • WE RE RUNNING IN THE Mr. Steelman has tried to selecting Rep. Steelman or it SHOULD KNOW, CLAUDE... • WRONG 0* REC T \ O TH ... create, his absentee record in can continue in office a man the U.S. House has been who typifies a newer Texas, extremely high. In fact, since our incumbent, Senator he began his electoral assault Bentsen. In the Senator's first on Senator Bentsen in early term he has shown himself to May, he has missed nearly be a man who refuses to align 50% of all roll call votes in the with either left or right. He has House. Senator Bentsen, on avoided the twin evils of the other hand, decided not to racism and blind support for begin his all-out campaign big oil that have all too often until after the Senate marked Texas' representa- adjourned in October. He tives and senators. Senator stayed in Washington to do the Bentsen has earned re- Hanszen recommends security measures job the people of this state election. To the Rice community: elected him to do, although it Dave Honeycutt existing light fixtures should more efficient. Students meant giving Mr. Steelman a Wiess '79 be a high priority mainte- should be encouraged to utilize In light of recent incidents, nance item. this service. Hanszen members have 2. Increase the visibility and We are aware that plans become aware of a very availability of campus police already exist which would Woman stands up for rights dangerous security problem. by instituting foot patrols. eliminate some of the above We, the committee appointed There are many dangerous problems, but we would like to To the student body: self-sufficiency and alleviate to investigate security areas on campus which cannot stress the urgency of the the fear of attack. problems at Hanszen, found be reached by patrol cars, situation and the need for The new student escort This seems to be a minority that hazards exist not only at specifically the Academic immediate action. Since the service has received a good view. First, most of the women Hanszen, but throughout the Quad and the residential formation of this committee on deal of praise. Let us step back I've talked to applaude the University. The student body colleges. September 1, 1976, another for a moment from the escort service. Second, when has a false sense of security on rape has already occurred on campus-wide paranoia, and my college began its own the Rice campus, and we as a 3. Establish a policy of informing students of campus. This further demon- consider what the escort escort service, I volunteered to committee realize that there strates the need for prompt, service really means. It be an escort. My offer was met are conditions of the campus occurrences on campus. This is necessary to increase the effective action on the part of means that a woman gives up with ridicule and disbelief, as which warrant immediate the university. her freedom of movement and if it were the mere presence of a attention. To prevent further students' awareness and ability to avoid dangerous depends on a man for her male that would thwart an serious incidents from protection and safety. This attacker rather than the occurring, we suggest the situations. Ad Hoc Committee on 4. Institute a campus-wide only reinforces the idea that complications involved in following: Security females must depend on security committee with a Hanszen College; handling two people at once. 1. Increase lighting along representative from each males. Alternately, the men of This raises two questions in major walkways, including college to discuss problems Lovett college could provide a my mind: (1) Do Rice women paths from the library, and implement solutions. Kathy Bendel greater service to Rice women want to be self-sufficient at by offering, for example, a gymnasium, and parking lots 5. Although Security does Beth Hopkins all? (2) Does one person need a to the residential colleges and Sue Hudman college course in self-defense penis to protect another volunteer to escort students or a seminar on rape between the colleges them- from one part of the campus to Martha Ramos person? selves. Prompt replacement of Ivy Reich prevention. This would at least Connie Senior another, this service needs to allow women some degree of burnt out bulbs in already be publicized, as well as made Sharon Stephenson Baker '78 by Jeff Kerr CARLA McFARLAND the Editor 5ZILLH CATHERINE M. EGAN V V ^ ^ " ^ ^ Business Manager r COLLKGt WA'> Rl ALLV r*iri 5HOPJ.I WAb BORYD i th resiie? / TO DR FOR ML. GRADE0) WERE > WITH SCHOOL. I VAb J Steven M. Setser ( 100OVA TO GET, SVUWW16 WAS «=- ( SLFUOUbOV C0MSIDLRIN6 ^ Advertising Manager I DIFFICULT , Al\\) \ WA'itVl IIAV1110 j 7 QUIT TIflCi RICE V Am FUN AT ALL. Barry Jones Sports Editor Philip Parker Assistant Editor Jim Fowler Contributing Editor mmwiummm'm Frank A. Duca Managing Editor //»/% Walter Underwood Photography Editor SNOID Mark Linimon Back Page Editor etc. HALL Danny Medina Production Assistant * — Tom Brown News Services Editor ttwmmmmk •/l"C V, Sports Staff Philip Parker, Larry Nettles, Asuka Nakahara, Golden Pan Copy Editors Cindy Childress, Elizabeth Karschnia Circulation Managers Bill Barron, Butch Spaw THEM I DISCOVERED A COURSE11 LOVET7 COLLECTL PREDEmb'? Editorial Staff Martha McLaurin, Jeff Kerr, Lance Crabbe, WHJCH CHAMCtLD txf WHOLE . f ^WiriETA5TlN6 101/ - ^ Matt Muller OUTLOOK Of1 EDUCATION. Photography staff Paul Fong, Rich Jensen, Robert Miller Art staff Dale Charletta Production staff Marty Hood, Eric Freeman, Bill Studabaker, Elisa Hernandez, Steve Carr, Byron Welch, Rob Lyman, Pat McLaughlin, Belle Shepherd, Danny Medina, Lee Holder, Mark Linimon, and Grungy

The Rice Thresher, the official student newspaper at Rice University since 1916 is published a'erril-weekly on Mondays, and Thursdays during the school year, except during examination periods and holidays, by the students of Rice University, 527- 4801. Advertising information available on request, 527-4802. Editorial and business offices are located on the second floor of the beautiful Rice Memorial Center, P.O. Box 1892, Houston, Texas 77001. Mail subscription rate, $15 per year. The opinions expresses herein are not necessarily those of anyone except the writer. X Obviously. ©Copyright 1976, The Rice Thresher. All rights reserved. the rice thresher, thureday, October 21,1976 — page 2 threshing-it-out WM - > Importance of the 1976 presidential election To the editor: party candidate, or have even going to solve our economic programs? Carter does not support a I would like to commend considered not voting at all. woes in 1974 with a tax I hope you will agree that constitutional amendment to both the Thresher and the This is particularly true of increase? Ford's record leaves much to ban abortion. He has also Thresher Magazine for their liberal and progressive voters Remember Ford telling us be desired. It is essential that stated that in his first week in efforts over the past month in who, for one reason or another that there were no "secret we understand that a office he would grant a blanket include commentary articles are dissatisfied with Jimmy understandings" with Thieu Republican win in November pardon to Vietnam draft dealing with the fall elections. Carter. in Vietnam? At the same time will mean a continuation of evaders and deserters. The opinions voiced thus far In the remainder of this he was denouncing Congress Ford policies, a continuation As George McGovern said, have been interesting, and I letter, I'd like to address those for refusing to send military of Republican cabinet "It is a U.S. political truism look forward to hearing what voters—the liberals and supplies to the collapsing appointees (remember Earl that without effective liberal others in the Rice communi- progressives — who are Saigon regime. Soon there- Butz?), and the loss of any support a Democratic ticket ty have to say in the last week undecided, or who are after it was revealed that opportunity to modify the cannot win the presidency." of the campaigns. considering voting for a minor secret Nixon-Thieu exchanges Nixon Supreme Court as You don't have to vote ft r Ford However, I have noticed a party candidate. were made committing us to re- vacancies arise. in order to help him win. disturbing attitude in what I First, let's accept the introduce U.S. air power to Now consider some good Casting your vote for a ninor have read, and also in casual realistic assumption that, in prevent the fall of Thieu. reasons to vote for Carter. party candidate, or not voting conversation among Rice the next four years either Remember the 62 vetoes Carter is ready to do at all can defeat Carter/M"»n- students. It is an attitude that Gerald Ford or Jimmy Carter cutting federal aid to something about the executive dale, and elect Ford/Dole. the 1976 presidential election is going to be president. It is education (including student office and how it relates to the Consider what's at stake, is not important, that there is extremely doubtful that any of financial aid), housing, and people. His main priority and I hope you'll see that it nothing at stake. the minor candidates will win. employment? We were told economically is to reduce makes sense to vote for Jimmy As a consequence of this Next, consider the record of that these programs were unemployment. He is also Carter. Vote November 2. disillusionment or cynicism the Ford administration. inflationary. What about the committed to tax reform and a (or whatever you want to call Remember the Nixon pardon; 12 billion dollar increase in the reorganization of the federal it), many students have remember WIN buttons; federal budget for non- bureaucracy. He supports the Joanne Adams considered voting for minor remember how Mr. Ford was productive, war related Equal Rights Amendment. Hanszen '78 TexPIRG — importance of student lobbyists Each January through June the imbalance in information -Prescription drugs will have the minimal The strength of the lobby legislators gather in Austin to legislators receive. By making —Health care commitment of writing a few will lie in the size of its vote on important measures their views known, they will be As a member of the letters to your legislators membership. As a whole, we affecting all Texans. These able to make a difference. TexPIRG Student Lobby you between February and June. can make a difference. votes are supposed to reflect the opinions of their How does the lobby work? constituents—all of their constituents. Unfortunately, Progress of legislation Convocation '76: Critical Choices legislators usually receive dealing with consumer protection, environmental by Rick Bost financial problems at least as and serious debate of Rice's only a trickle of mail on most severe as those being faced by current efforts to accomplish issues. And the news media conservation, government Francis Sheldon Hackney, reform, and student issues will the President of Tulane Rice, President Hackney has its mission. That is a very only gives attention to the attempted to come to grips with healthy enterprise, but it biggest and most contro- be followed by TexPIRG. University for the past two years and previously the the educational challenges of frequently produces great versial issues. Consequently, When the fate of a bill is clashes between visions of the about to be determined, lobby Provost of Princeton Univer- decreasing university finan- for dozens of key issues, the cial growth. mission. I am no Zeus, but I only information legislators members will be sent a sity, has accepted the President Hackney is a well- will try to hurl a thunderbolt or receive comes from paid legislative alert and asked to invitation of Dr. Hackerman noted Southern Historian two in your midst." lobbyists. Most of the write a letter to their and the Student Association to whose book, Populism to After President Hackney's organizations capable of representative giving their provide the keynote address Progressivism in Alabama, address on "The Future of supporting Austin lobbyists particular point of view on for the 1976-77 Convocation has received two of the most Private Higher Education," have large vested economic that issue. on Thursday, November 4. respected historical prizes: the Thursday night, there will be interests which may be at odds A flurry of well-timed A.J. Beveridge in American discussions on Friday of with consumers' interests. letters from lobby members is bound to have an impact. History and the C.S. Sydnor various examples of the This is a big problem. Often Prize of Southern History. He "Critical Choices." Friday's critical consumer, environ- What are the issues? received his BA at Vanderbilt discussion wiii include the mental, and government and his Ph.D. in 1966 from questions of whether more reform measures die for lack of Some of the bills TexPIRG Yale University before emphasis should be placed on citizen support. Or they are will be working on during the becoming a professor at the education potential of the buried in a sea of misinfor- 1977 session include: Princeton. At Princeton, he colleges versus that of the mation propagated by skilled —Utilities reform directed high school age boys departments, on the role of lobbyist opponents. TexPIRG —Energy alternatives As President of one and ,and served as chairman of the Intercollegiate Athletics at student lobbyists can help —Nursing homes Provost of another private committee that established the Rice University, and whether some undergraduate or offset these lobbyists and right —Criminal justice reform university facing difficult Afro-American Studies Program before assuming the graduate programs should be Joyce Rubash, Director of Food Service, received the position of Provost in 1972. curtailed, and on how to set reports reproduced below from the Texas State His current activities goals for the University. Department of Health Laboratories concerning the food include being a member of the Charles Duncan, Vice- served at the All School Picnic in September. The tests Board of Editors of the Chairman of the Board of failed to show any organisms in the food capable of Journal of Southern Trustees, will initiate the causing food poisoning. History, the Board of discussion Friday morning Directors of the Commission with a presentation on Rice's r 0044 on Women in Higher Edu- current and future financial Laboratory fb.rfinyt Laborat'jry Hndlngst cation of the American outlook. Council on Education, and the As was the case last year, Analysed for R.sultj^ Anoyzed lor Results Board of Directors of the the product of the Convocation SPC • SPC will be a set of recommen- Collferm Collform T,ninm no SAI MPNEltft WJ Carnegie Foundation for the rJirH > "HO TW1WIJ. NU SAIMONLLW. N'J •SV;r'.r (fr/fa Advancement of Teaching. In dations emerging by con- tmiNiwi uK'Jwwto uiu.cjr addition, he is serving as sensus from workshops that President of the Council of will be held in the colleges. The ... f r •* - Southern Universities. purpose of the Convocation is President Hackney's ad- to provide an opportunity for

— •« —— ri dress is expected to set the tone the entire Rice community, for lively, constructive students, alumni, faculty, staff, and administrators to /. ,'rn exchanges during this year's Addrtn. event whose theme is "Critical stop and ponder in open i of Establishment, ••[ir(x-Ayfr\ '{LL M Ham. .( Eitabl|«Km.iy /jc Oft"*? ' /l f ^ n 7?/ 7 Choices for the Future." In his forums where the university is Sample No.. Sampli..e I . SompU He. - Sampl. I., UZ-/ Collected Oat# Col.__ letter of acceptance to the going. Because the Convo- Coll.cfui by. ' Dot. C.I. cation is scheduled for Analyst fort SPC ( 1 Caliform [3 Analyse fort SPC 1 | Col I form Q] Student Association, he stated

Other, Other — "Thank you very much for Homecoming Veekend, iL/Jf >•>>ijo //0,//;'J;'( 1 your invitation to speak to the increased alumni partici- rEILL .M/Je r>/. . 1976 Convocation at Rice. I pation is expected and some Str..t (c/OQ ^'/7/ci/A1 will look forward to that colleges will have special

City. occasion with some trepi- programs to complement the City- TEXAS L £LU, L FORM NO. 0-92 FOHM NO. 0-92 dation as you seem to have unique opportunity for TEXAS STATE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH LABORATORIES TEXAS STATE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH LABORATORIES arranged a program for full alumni-student dialogue. the rice thresher, thursday, october 21, 1976 — page 3 the White House. tion centers to measure what is The publication quotes a called the "non-ionizing International briefs ... reliable source as stating that radiation" given off by C.B. White House staff members broadcasts and other forms of are able to obtain choice radio waves. (ZNS) An 111-page internal hooliganism." There are more harm than good for a marijuana from globe-trotting It is already known that manual prepared for the reported to be as many as 30 real, live paranoid, so Parry diplomats who can pass intense non-ionizing radiation Jimmy Carter campaign separate radio hooligans in was created instead. through customs without heats up the body cells and can instructs Carter workers on small towns in the U.S.S.R., Parry, when asked ques- being checked. cause cataracts and even how to create crowds by and many hundreds of them tions, inevitable gets around to News works identifies its temporary sterility in persons stalling automobiles and— transmitting in the larger talking about the Mafia and White House source only as exposed to them. believe it or not—how to give cities. how "they" are after him. "Dope Throat." Tlie government, despite its the candidate a halo effect Parry insists that the According to the Soviet * * * new two-year study, says it when he appears on television. press, most radio hooligans underworld is out to get him strongly doubts that the recent A copy of the Carter broadcast a mixture of because he once beat up a (ZNS) Sahib the elephant is upsurge in C.B. radios across handbook has been obtained "religious twaddle and anti- bookie. functioning normally again the U.S. will cause any and released by Knight Soviet anecdotes." One young Science Digest reports after a serious case of what long-term health problems. News Service. One section of woman was arrested and that a team of psychiatrists television ads might call * * * the book tells campaign jailed recently for airing what once submitted written "temporary irregularity." organizers to stall cars on was described at "full blooded questions to Parry and to The large pachyderm, who (ZNS) A Nobel Prize-winning roadways wherever the reactionary rumors and base human subjects and was resides at the World Wildlife chemist is suggesting that candidate appears, in order to tittle-tattle." unable to diagnose which Safari in Oregon, became scientists could solve the produce larger crowds. The Much of the material being replies came from the stopped up after he ate too world's fuel crisis simply by manual explains: "These heard on the pirate airwaves machine. much mud, and followed that growing gasoline on trees. techniques will enable you to around Moscow these days up with a dessert of rocks. Dr. Melvin Calvin, speaking draw substantial crowds in a reportedly consists of Zoo officials report that the at a meeting of the American relatively invisible manner outlawed Western rock music (ZNS) Maryland state budget result was a sort of concrete in Chemical Society in San and will lead the press to and news broadcasts re- officials have approved the Sahib's stomach. So here's Francisco, says that scientists believe the candidate drew the recorded from Western radio purchase of football helmets what they did: now have the technology to crowds." stations. and athletic supporters, but Each day for two days, extract energy from a variety The manual also instructs The Monitor reports that have flatly rejected a request Sahib was given 15 boxes of of presently growing plants— organizers to use certain kinds radio hooligans in the U.S.S.R. for hair driers for long-haired Ex-Lax (with 18 squares per without waiting for a few of T.V. lights from low angles can be sentenced to up to three athletes to be installed in box), three cases of apples, two million years for them to to emphasize Carter's hair. It years in jail; but that for every college gyms. cases of lettuce, two cases of fossilize and turn to oil. states that the right kind of arrest, two or three new Maryland's State Controller carrots, 20 pounds of plums, 40 One promising specimen for lighting will produce a hooligans seem to spring up to Louis Goldstein turned down a pounds of bananas, six a U.S. gas plantation, Calvin "nimbus effect," described take the old one's place. $4,000 request for 46 hair gallons of mineral water, and says, is a tree called the later as "a radiant circle over driers to be used by male and an enema administered with a Euphorbia, which gives off a Carter's head." female athletes at Towson garden hose. latex that can easily be refined (ZNS) A sign of the times is the State University. Zoologists, who observed into gasoline or other fact that Dick and Jane, along Said Goldstein: "Well now, I from a safe distance, report petrochemical products. (ZNS) A Baltimore massage with Spot and Puff, the stars of don't mind our furnishing that the cure worked. Calvin reports that a major parlor, forced to close down your first school readers, have things like football helmets planting of the Euphorbia will because of new business been replaced by rock-and-roll and jock straps. But with all be started next spring in zoning restrictions, has stars. due respect to those people, let (ZNS) For the first time in Riverside, California. He changed its name and opened A new elementary school them furnish their own damn more than a decade, the predicts: "You might get as .... a sperm bank. reading program called hair driers." number of persons arrested on between 10 and 50 barrels of oil What was once the Cat's "Hits"—which stands for marijuana charges in the per acre per year from the Meow is now being operated as "High Interest Teaching United States during a 12- plants." Future Propagations, incorpor- Systems"—will use songs (ZNS) The man who organized month period has declined. ated. Baltimore officials say from the likes of Paul Simon, the first round-trip flight The official F.B.I. arrest they will investigate the Fleetwood Mac, The Doobie reservations to the moon says statistics released last week (ZNS) For those of you who change. Brothers and other rock he has now accepted about 20 show that 416,100 Americans believe in pyramid power, the heavies to teach kids the reservations for passenger were arrested on pot charges new recordings released by the basics of reading. flights to Mars. during 1975. According to the Record Plant studio in New (ZNS) The American Psycho- Under the proposal, the George Hatten of the F.B.I., this represents a seven York should be just the thing. logical Association has been children listen with earphones Variety Travel Agency in New percent decline from the That New York studio has told that all recent presidents to tapes of the music, and York, reports that flights to the previous year. just completed a 24-track of the United States have been follow along in their Red Planet will probably be The figure of more than mixing room which features a extremely skillful at telling workbooks to the song's lyrics. even more popular than the 400,000 pot arrests—although pyramid-shaped chamber that lies to the American people. moon, because "there's down somewhat from 1974— rises over the glass ceiling of Cornell University psycho- probably life up there." still indicates a staggering the room. logist Dr. Henry Alker says (ZNS) The truth has leaked Hatten says he expects the increase over the 18,000 pot Advocates of pyramid power that a detailed study of out: Colonel Sanders can't first tourist flight to Mars to arrests recorded in 1966. claim the shape of the pyramid presidential speeches has stand the taste of "extra take off from Earth some- Keith Stroup, the executive somehow captures or collects revealed that "presidents do crispy" fried chicken. where around 1985. director of the National cosmic rays, and that the know how to lie, and very The 86-year-old Colonel, in Organization for the Reform of structure has amazing effectively." an interview with The New Marijuana Laws, explains at preservative powers. Alker states that he used a York Times, confessed that (ZNS) A Montreal doctor is out least part of the decline on the five-indicator index of what he he thinks very little of extra with the unusual finding that fact that a growing number of Record Plant engineers are calls "mystification and crispy chicken and Kentucky most people are allergic to states are no longer arresting already claiming that their deception" to measure the Fried Chicken's newest their own sweat. citizens for simple marijuana pyramid studio has unusual truthfulness of the various product, Barbeque-Style Ribs. Doctor Ralph Wilkinson, a infractions. acoustical properties which presidents during key Asked about the two new menu dermatologist at McGill Stroup, however, said he they are unable to explain. addresses to the American items, the Colonel responded: University, says he has was far from satisfied with the people. "They really gag me, that's discovered that about 95 per new F.B.I, statistics: he He concludes that the five what I think of them." cent of the population—or pointed out the F.B.I.'s figures (ZNS) The latest entry into the most recent chief executives • * * about 19 in every 20 persons— show that despite the so-called fright films category- were all very good liars. suffer an adverse reaction to "hard drug problem" in following movies about giant The most truthful of all was (ZNS) Researchers at Stanford their own perspiration. America, nearly 70 percent of sharks, oversized gorillas, and Dwight Eisenhower, followed University have programmed Doctor Wilkinson reports all drug-related arrests in the mammoth grizzly bears—is in order by Lyndon Johnson, a computer to simulate a that this allergy is usually U.S. last year were for the movie "Crocodiles." Gerald Ford, John Kennedy paranoid human being. characterized by an itchiness marijuana-related offenses. and, finally, the most The mentally-ill program or skin irritation that often An Australian film com- deceptive of all, Richard has been nicknamed "Parry" occurs after heavy exercise or pany has started filming the Nixon. because it simulates the by going without bathing for a (ZNS) Is C.B. radio hazardous story about a 20-foot reptile personality of a fictional 28- long period of time. to your health? that eats seven people, year-old-single Post Office The doctor says he has no The Federal government's demolishes houses and (ZNS) The Christian Science worker named Parry, who idea as to why the bodies of Environmental Protection accepts a girl as a human Monitor reports that Soviet believes he is being hunted most people are allergic to Agency has launched a sacrifice. government officials continue down by the Mafia. their own sweat. nationwide study on the to be taunted and teased by Science Digest magazine effects of C.B. and other radio Producer Terry Bourke hundreds of "radio pirates" reports that Parry is the waves on human beings to reports that "Crocodile" will who secretly operate their own creation of Dr. Kenneth Colby, (ZNS) The alternative determine if they might be feature a "transistorized radio transmitters. who is attempting to develop a publication Washington subtly damaging to the body. mechanical marvel that can In the Soviet Union, the human-like subject whom News work reports that the Blue and white colored swim, walk, run, dive, and practice of running under- psychiatry students can best blend of international pot E.P.A. "radiation-sniffing devour anything." That ground radio stations is experiment with. It was feared available in all of Washington, vans" have been assigned to transistorized star is currently known officially as "radio that student analysts might do D.C. reportedly can be found in comb through major popula being assembled in Japan. the rice thresher, thursday, october 21, 1976 — page 4 Poll finds Rice students conservative, Republican Question 1: What are your political affiliations? Question 11: Would you be willing to pay more in student fees by Brad Moody Democrat Republican Other for an expansion of health services on campus? 21% 33% 46% Yes No > Much has been said about 79% 17% the typical Rice man, woman, Question 2: Do you consider yourself to be and student. However, most of Liberal Conservative Moderate Apolitical Question 12: Have you ever known anyone to cheat or ignore the these stereotypes are based on 29% 29% 38% 4% stipulations of the honor code? preconceptions based on a few Yes No isolated experiencs that can Question 3: Who do you wish to see as President in '76? 29% 71% hardly be considered complete. Ford Carter Neither Fortunately, through the 71% 17% 12% Question 13: What do you primarily do for recreation at Rice? collection of statistics, a Sports Drink/Smoke Date Nothing Read composite Rice student can be Question 4: Are you satisfied with the present performance of the 40% 17% 33% 0% 10% assembled that reflects the United States government? opinions of a majority of the Yes No Question 14: Are you satisfied with the quality of education Rice student body. 17% 83% received at Rice? To begin with, for simpli- Yes No city's sake, only on-campus Question 5: Should abortion be made students were included in the Illegal Matter of states' choice Same since the Supreme Court statistical body. Second, decision of '73 Question 15: All things considered, are you pleased with the Jones, Sid Richardson and 12% 8% 80% University? Baker Colleges were taken to Yes No be the "typical" women's, Question 6: Should government have a stronger hand in the 92% 8% men's, and co-ed colleges, regulation of economic matters in the private sector in the U .S. respectively. In addition, extra Yes No Question 16: What is your favorite type of literature? men from Lovett, Hanszen 21% 79% Bestsellers Sci-Fi Practical/Non-Fiction Newspapers Classics and Sid Richardson were in- 10% 27% 12% 6% 31% cluded to properly represent Question 7: How much money should the U.S. government be Don't Read Much Tech. Manuals the disproportionality of men spending on defense, relative to present expenditure? 8% 4% to women on campus. In the More Less Same Question 17: Do you prefer beer, wine, or mixed drinks? three colleges, approximately 4% 29% 67% Beer Wine Mixed Drinks Don't Drink one in twenty members were 33% 8% 38% 21% interviewed by telephone or in Question 8: Are you pleased with the college system at Rice? person to give responses to Yes No Question 18: How often do you smoke dope? twenty-one different ques- 96% 4% Regularly At Parties I Don't tions. Their responses are 0% 25% 75% written as percentages of the Question 9: How many games do you think the Rice football total asked, rounded to the team will win? Question 19: Do you regularly smoke cigarettes? nearest percent. Percentage One Two or Three More than Three Yes No totals not reaching one 0% 46% 54% 8% 92% hundred occurred when responses not listed were given Question 10: Should intercollegiate athletes be entitled to free Question 20: What is your favorite radio station? by an individual. scholarships based solely on athletic ability? KILT(FM-IOO) KPFT KLOUFM-lOl) KTRU Top Forty Yes No 12% 8% 33% 12% 25% 12% 88% Question 21: Which Houston newspaper do you read? Post Chronicle 92% 8% These statistics present a feelings against government it very striking contrast to interference in economic college campuses as recently concerns. Also, the attitude We find Doug Johnson's as five years ago. Today's Rice about abortion was rather student seems to be much more unusual considering the weather reports full of life." conservative and anxious to conservative bent shown in see things remain as they are. the responses toward mari- Of particular interest were the juana and drinking (21% —Viking 2 Ford/Carter result and the didn't).

a tRfm that styles. TIMES BARBER SHOP Doug Johnson has 2483 TIMES BLVD. (IN THE VILLAGE) a lot of fans. Because no 528-9440 matter what the weather, BOB AND JO eL his presentations are al- STUDENTS 3.50 ways sunny and bright. Doug's not just another weather fore- caster. He's also a pilot. Often he flies in the face of his own forecasts. So he knows how im- portant it is to be accurate. come That's why he pours over Weather TO THE MUSIC Bureau information, reads his own radar and charts his own forecasts. dileen & elkin A lot of people like Doug's weather reports better than they like the weather. 9-12 Q at willy s pub Watch Doug on Big 2 Weather at six and ten. TONIGHT the rice thresher, thursday, october 21, 1976 — page 5 the subsequent disappearance left so that when the women serving be done away with. of all their vending machines come out of their fortification Seeing that the Central was merely coincidental, as and worship it and take it in- Committee is fair and mindful a will be their return now that an side the fortress with them, of Freshman needs, the motion apology has been made. that night Lovett men will will be decided by the flip of a 1 So much for old business. jump out of a hidden trap door coin rather than by the K Now for new business, which to indulge themselves in pil- prejudiced votes of upperclass invariably consists of multiple lage, rapine, and general fun. members of the committee. requests for money by the Motion approved unanimous- Heads, Freshman serving will feature wierdo group of the ly. Selection of those who will This meeting of the Lovett continue; tails, community The college president is glad week. No, the Rice Turtle ride inside the Trojan will be serving will not be established. Central Committee will come to report that the Student Worship Society may not have done by lot. Sophomore double to order. Secretary will please Motion to adjourn the Escort Service is running fifty dollars to stuff their last majors in English and meeting is on the floor. make a roll call. "Sesame, smoothly. In the past week, Grand Tortoise and display Political Science who work as dinner, breakfast. . ." The Someone explain to the thirty-two young ladies have him in the Media Center. Contributing Editors for the Freshman Representative committee is not amused, and been successfully escorted A motion is on the floor that newspaper will automatically will assume a quorum is that this is not a motion open back to Lovett. All agree $350 be appropriated to obtain get the comfy chair closest to to discussion and debate. All present. Will the secretary that this even works the necessary materials to the trap door and first pick read the minutes from the last in favor? Unanimous. The better than a Sid Rich construct a wooden Trojan, from the rapine sign-up sheet. secretary demands a recount. meeting please? "Certainly. Computer Date Party. which when completed will be The Freshman Representa- 6:30, 6:31, 6:32. . The Something has got to be done Notwithstanding the fact that rolled up in front of Brown and tive moves that Freshman about that boy. committee wishes to remind a a certain dispatcher finds it certain member of a past enormously funny to answer incident involving the last the phone with heavy <&r smart ass secretary and an breathing and loud guttural elevator shaft. noises, the service will First on the agenda is old continue so everybody has a TheTeachings of Jose Cuervo: business. There seems to be a chance to score. For the record, mix-up regarding the off- the secretary will please campus meal subsidy. scratch "score" and substitute Someone needs to explain to the word "escort" in the last the Headwaiter that a two sentence. u dollar per week subsidy does One more matter before we not mean that the college pays move on to new business. an off-campus person two Baker College has sent the dollars per week to eat Lovett Central Committee an commons food. As nice a apology for the public remark There is gesture this might be, the by a Baker member that Central Committee feels that "Lovett is the box that Sid this matter needs to be cleared Rich came in and instead of up before money runs out and throwing it away they something drastic is resorted punched holes in it and made it to like hocking the Resident another college." 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David Ladyman and Jorge went unchecked, winning five Albin combined for Rice's first straight and the fence-off for foil victory this season, last first place. A loss in Alton's Saturday in Bellaire. Fencing last bout dropped him out of a against the University of tie for first and into third Houston and other area clubs, place. Albin and Ladyman entered The Fencing Club's next the final round with one loss competition will come apiece. Albin drew first blood, Saturday, October 30, in the blanking Ladyman, 5-0, in Rice Gym. The Owls are their bout. hoping for another successful From there on, Ladyman conclusion.

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by Jim Fowler first time you hear it, and do the second strongest cut on the tone of the rest of the cut but on the album, he should please not mind playing over and album. not misplaced. Probably the most any audience. The This first album by Boston is over. Side one continues with On side two, the songs of lightest song, "Hitch a Ride," mastermind behind the group, impressive, in tha^ both the "Peace of Mind," which has a note are "Smokin," "Hitch a mellows around, but moves Tom Scholz, surprisingly material and performance are pleasant guitar flow empha- Ride," and "Something About into a guitar line near the enough has a Master's degree strong. No doubt, the music is sized at the end. "Foreplay," You." The first sounds like close. What intrigues this in Mech. E. from M.I.T. hard rock, but a tuneful, an introductory instrumental writer in "Something About Whether he is out to make melodic, hard rock. Guitar riffs to "Long Time," lashes out at what you would expect a song You," a sort of rocker, is the music or money, he composes break suddenly into harmony the ears, especially if you of that title to sound like, with opening, where voice as well. Apparently a lot of time and handclapping. listen to it with headphones a period in the middle where instrument performs a simple went in on putting the album The first cut, "More Than a on. Reaching a crescendo on the organ and electric music but beautiful solo. together, so the true test will be Feeling," which has gotten the guitar and assorted key- come across strong, almost If vocalist Brad Delp sounds whether Boston can reproduce most air time, starts the album boards, it drops to a church churchlike, different from the as good in concert as he does that sound on stage. off on a strong note. It is one of organ sound and builds again those songs that you like the into "Long Time," probably And for your further listening pleasure

by Tom Sterling quality to it, with a pleasing and vocals are way out of his though not particularly ballpark. Except for "Street Montrose's tragedy is and demanding melody. "Music Rats" Nugent can't seem to get always has been that they Man" is the best track, with past repeating the title. And won't exhibit their strength on Ronnie's electric guitar as an except for a couple of semi- their albums, and too often excellent overlay on a variety ballads, the vocals only they show their weaknesses. of keyboards. The song's detract from the instruments. Their main asset is Ronnie vocals are the nicest of any on Yet when it comes to laying Montrose, who can play a the album, though the lyrics down some grinding, hard- great lead guitar and can come are little more than a Barry driving, basement rock 'n roll, up with good vocals when the Manilow imitation ("I wanna few can touch Nugent, and occasion requires it. Yet time be your music," etc.) The only this album bears that out. after time the group suffers big problem here is that the "Dog Eat Dog," with its bass- from lack of strong melodies percussion sounds somewhat lead guitar combination, and only fair lyrics. The misplaced. The last track on sounds like ZZ Top to some biggest problem seems to be the album, "Merry-Go— degree. This song and "Turn It production, specifically Round," is a good, inventive Up," a song with a well-played mixing, since too often the song with some well-done change of pace or two, are instrumentation is fused tempo changes. The rest of the Nugent at his best. A couple rather than blended. Frequent- album is fair. "Rich Man" is more songs, "Together" and "I ly they end up with simplistic the closest Montrose gets to an Love You So I Told You A Lie," tunes cluttered with noise, AM sound, being somewhat are atypical Nugent, being which is not good music. simple and with fairly decent ballad-like, but are never- Montrose actually manages to vocals. The title track is an theless very good. There's overcome the problems on indication of the problems the nothing of genius on the about half of Jump On It. group has with production. "What Are You Waiting For" This album on the whole is a album and nothing awful; sounds a lot like some of good one, and may be an despite its simplicity it's a Jefferson Starship's music, indication that they're good rock album, and Nugent and succeeds because the starting to solve that and other fans will love it. percussion is restrained, problems of the past. though still allowing a good beat. The lead guitar and Free for all—Ted Nugent overall instrumentation are is great when he stays in his Godspell: done well, especially in the home territory—good, hard When the bridge. The vocals are the guitar licks and assorted heavy metal. That is his song's biggest problem. "Tuft strength on this album and on Hamman Hall smoke cleared, Sedge" has a nice acoustical all of his albums. But lyrics by Mark Blanford Jeremiah Weed Placement Office Interviews The popular rock-musical Graduate Schools "Godspell" is being presented 10/22 Vanderbilt University. School of Law in Hamman Hall Tuesday, stood alone. 10/25 Carnegie-Mellon U., School of October 26, by the King's Jeremiah Weed was one of a defiant Industrial Administration Village Dinner Theater of breed who scorned city ways and Dallas. Under the direction of "civil" behavior. 10/26 Duke University, MBA Michael Meece, this drama Weed didn't cotton to other folk's Companies troupe is taking time off from taste. 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the rice thresher, thursday, october 21, 1976 — page 1 1 R&B revival Ip, I don't wanna go home, cuts deep

by Ted Andrews first... Southside Johnny and leaves the outside structure action (aka s-e-x); trying to be beer—a beer with the coloreds, the Jukes are basing their standing upright, but he guts American, rather than outlaw. mind you, a brave feat. The attack on the same thing that the innards, filling it with a Southside seems more a 1950's musicians are scuzzy and If the guys who handle the all riddim and bloose groups refurbished energy source. French filmmaker. A person lowdown and dirty. Right at Asbury Jukes bookings had got to unnerstan' if they ever And that energy source is the could argue that showbiz is a the end of "Fannie Mae," when any sense at all they'd be down want to get somewhere, i.e. I'm same aesthetic (not to mention revolutionary act since it Johnny's wailing away, they here in Texas plugging away at talkin' about love baby- yeah, physical) distance from black challenges the roles society start to pound out rhythms like every little place that would 1-u-v. This Southside Johnny culture which the best white places us in, but Southside a nuclear powered sledge- have 'em because it seems like has got this mean backstreets rock singers have been dealing doesn't sound too convincing hammer cracking through on the strength of this here straycat little whine in his in for years. That same energy on some of the songs here, asphalt. This is white hot first elpee by the boys that voice that speaks of strength— allows him to leap over the especially on the obligatory music, especially when the they're the kind of people we cool, confident, and very campy-uptown-in-Harlem leer Ray Charles number. Hope- horns come in to punch that Texans can stick our teeth into laidback strength, which is which is attached to "It ain't fully in the future (and we're rhythm section up like a task without the everpresent and the weakness (weakness, not the Meat, It's the Motion." not even talking about his live force of destroyers giving crippling fear that we're nakedness, which is an Just listen to him sing the acts, which are supposed to be artillery support to the gonna come up with a entirely different matter) of a bridge. everything you'd ever want) marines down on the beach. mouthful of air or something singer like Solomon Burke. Johnny will be able to really Their finest hour comes on else which might choke the life This of course brings us to reach back and let go. In other Steve Cropper's "Broke Down out of us. You see, the band Old Solomon, had the gospel one of the limitations which words, these songs here are his Piece Man." They play the here plays straight ahead roots, sure, but so what, kind of hinder the record. Well "Gloria" and "Here Comes the choruses with all the intensity R&B and jumpback tunes instead of wedding that to the from what I can see none of the Night," pretty soon he'll be and sinuous toughness of the which is almost too much to devil and walking down the songs are written by giving us "Astral Weeks," and old MG's. ask for in these days of street with his bride with his Southside, which is, I suppose, "Warm Love." The Asbury Jukes have corporate soul. And this music head held high, kept the poor a good idea in itself—since it But we can't ignore the been getting plenty of good is powerful enough, even girl locked up back in his challenges the rockbiz band, not if we want to experience in the class AA ball taking into account its flaws, stifling little three room assumption that a real artiste maintain some of that very of Asbury Park. But now, after to more than graze the walk up with the awful must articulate his own precious critical respectability they've been called up to the interface between your brain wallpaper that she'd stare at visions (Elvis never did); but which we've scrambled so majors at midseason they've and the rest of your body, just all day and over which she which is a bit of a handicap hard to gain. What you can say got to remember that yes, these like the chesnut of twelve finally went crazy a few years too. Unlike Elvis, who could about this band is that they're are the big leagues. Every years ago, England's back. What Southside does on rebel against something the kind of band you'd expect game is for keeps and you Newest Hitmakers did. The "Got to Get You Off of My which was obviously oppres- to hear if you were just driving never can let go. These boys possibilities of this band are Mind" is the same as what sive, like the legally down a southern highway in have got the instincts for being endless. Mick does on "Everybody sanctioned separation of black 1953 maybe and happened to solid year-in year-out .305 As usual, the good points Needs Somebody to Love," i.e., and white, or thought and stop in to a little jukejoint for a powerhitters. Buy their record. Marathon Man not that bad, not that good either by Ted Andrews Nazi war criminals (Laurence the President's Men and Marathon Man, until the end, the end, since this is a mystery Olivier), (2) government The Spy Who Came in from when Laurence Olivier stalks picture. You probably ought to agencies trying to cover their the Cold, wl\gre we became the streets desperate to go see this film anyway, if only tails (William Devane), and used to the notion that evil will maintain his identity as a because of the dynamite There's nothing worse in (3) the McCarthy angle. The keep popping up in the good German—"My wife and I acting especially on Olivier's this world than an uppity McCarthy angle does nothing strangest place, our expecta- left in '33," the viewer fidgets and Devane's part. A warning suspense film. That is, before a more than provide tension tions from this sort of modern in his seat more from irritation though, the ultra violence in suspense film begins to reach between Babe who tries cynical film have changed. In with the fuzzy plot rather than this film might be too much for fo the brass ring of high art (cf. desperately to exorcise the the Watergate film and the fear. the squeamish. Marthe Keller Graham Greene's book, past (he's a historian, get it?) John Le Carre novels you're provides the love interest very Dashiell Hammet, or even The and Doc, who prefers to forget. convinced that the evil is We don't want to give away veil. French Connection) it's got Babe also owns the gun his actually menacing. 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Hanszen) has been working Speaking about the cam- available as in years past. campaign.) "For each national field with President Ford's election paign, Howell admitted Carter (Although the Houston Recent polls have shown coordinator on the President's campaign. He recently is leading, "but he's probably Democrats are paying their that over half of the eligible campaign staff there is a returned to Houston to work gotten all the support he's phone volunteers minimum voters may not vote at all this corresponding youth coordina- with the campaign here, and going to get." Hence the Ford wage for the last week of the November. Howell pointed tor. Young people are playing gave his views of the campaign is working to sway campaign.—JRB) "Even out, "A clear choice exists in a crucial element in this campaign so far. the undecided voters—the George McGovern's 1972 this race. Each person has an campaign, and the youth Howell took a job with the substantial number of people campaign was better financed nblieation to express his directors have a direct say in campaign during finals week dissatisfied with both than these two. This isn't a opinion. Nixon got 31% of the determining national and last December; he had an candidates. "It's a job that can money contest anymore, but a electorate in 1972 and won in a regional policy strategy." interview with newly- be done. The President's contest of the most effective landslide. . . This may sound appointed national finance prospects in Texas are good... use of cash." Both campaigns corny, but if the 18-to-30 age After the election, Howell chairman Robert Mosbacher Connally, Tower, and Reagan are focusing on national group turned out at 70 or 80% expects to be working for two and was hired as an will make regional television television ads. $21 million (the instead of the usual 30%, they to four weeks on follow-up administrative assistant ads aimed at the South and maximum allowable expendi- could determine the outcome of work; he will then take a short (showing that audacity pays Texas." The old Confederacy tures under the federal election every election." vacation and return to school off). He stayed with finance is not a lost cause: Louisiana is code) doesn't go very far. By Winding up, Howell said one in the spring. until June, then shifted to the strong for the President; Howell's estimate, Ford is youth campaign and conven- Virginia, Mississippi, and spending $10-11 million, and tion preparations. 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PizzAMERICA S FAVORITEa inPIZZA n the rice thresher, thursday, october 21, 1976 — page 13 Gammage, Paul: 'work the audience for applause' by Dave Fleischer without governmental regula- purpose — to carry out the ing: "How can you give people noted, though, that schools tion, he guaranteed a "free intent of Congress." something that isn't there — have voluntarily chosen to use market [that] gives no Gammage then attacked all there is is debt and misery." these programs, despite the The Beverly Hills Park inflation and ends unemploy- Paul's voting record in the He went on to claim great paperwork; he inferred from assembly hall in suburban ment." Such a system, he House. Paul, Gammage noted, moderate and liberal, as well this that the schools must find southeast Houston was the claimed, would need far less was the only Texas Congress- as conservative support, and the programs valuable on site of the final joint tax money for fuel; even with man to vote against S.586, a offered his prognostication balance, or they would decline appearance by Bob Gammage our present government, Paul bill to help coastal cities and that his campaign would end to use them. and Ron Paul. Both Gam- estimated (without offering counties cope with the in success. Gammage affirmed, when mage, the Democratic substantiating evidence or population boom that will The questions from the floor asked, that he supports the aspirant to the 22nd district explaining what spending accompany the development then began. Paul denied any National Defense Education Congressional seat, and Paul, would be cut) that "we can of coastal energy resources. affiliation, past or present, Act, legislation that helps the Republican incumbent, reduce taxes, by about 80% — This bill also provides with the John Birch Society; veterans attend college. He were articulate and sharp- we've got to reduce bureau- monetary relief for victims of Gammage denied working for added that Paul voted against tongued as they worked the cracy, by about 80%." Citing the Teton River dam disaster. McGovern in the 1972 this Act. audience of sixty for applause. unspecified "unconstitutional Speaking to an audience with primaries, although he readily In sum, the two candidates In accordance with the government agencies" and recent memories of the Sims admitted his support for the disagreed on almost every ground rules for the discussion printing too much money as Bayou flood, Gammage Democratic Presidential issue and articulated opposing ("not," the moderator the causes of the U.S. declared: "Protection from candidate after the conven- philosophical approaches to pointedly noted, "a debate"), economic deterioration, Paul flooding was not provided by tion. government. Gammage's Paul began by giving a spiritedly cried, to his greatest any free market. No insurance Paul was asked why he appeal was for a government prepared eight minute applause of the night, for company writes [that kind of] voted against the B-l bomber. of compassion: "I'\e heard address. Since Paul has only "divestiture, not of the oil policy, and you couldn't afford He explained that he was not that when a working man's been a Congressman since last companies, but of the Federal it if they did. Help came from against the new bomber perse, stomach is full, his head April (when he beat Gammage government." your neighbors through your but questioned this particular becomes empty. He forgets in a special election), he It was then Bob Gammage's government." Gammage then weapon's utility: "we have what it was like when he was discussed his still-fresh first turn for an eight minute added that three weeks ago, laser weapons now ... I don't hungry, and only wants to impressions of the Capitol: speech. "I was raised to believe Paul introduced a bill to repeal understand, why can't we send maintain his larder." "Washington's exactly what I that the government was not the Flood Disaster Act, the a bomb to Russia without a Government, Gammage expected it to be . . . and I our enemy; it was as good as Federal flood protection manned bomber." Making maintained, must be our expected the very worst." we made it be or as bad as we statute. "Some attitudes are clear he did not see cutting collective enterprise to provide Asserting that "we don't need let it be," he began. Disputing detached entirely from defense as part of eliminating everyone basic opportunities. government regulation of Paul, Gammage claimed that reality," said Gammage. Big Government, Paul left, Paul, on the other hand, saw anything," Paul hammered on the problem with the Federal Gammage went several giving the audience only no need for Gammage's style his favorite campaign topic: bureaucracy was not its size as minutes over his time limit to Gammage to question. of government. The best the need to impale Big much as its unchecked briefly discuss other Paul Asked about the increasing government, Paul said, has Government. He warned the authority. Congress can positions. Paul, Gammage paperwork connected with only the duties of managing audience that "total socialism control bureaucratic authority claimed, favors abolition of student loans and grants, the national defense and is on the horizon." He claimed by writing less-ambiguous the Federal Drug Administra- Gammage agreed that upholding contract law and that in spite of government, legislation, he declared tion (FDA) on the theory that excesses should be curbed, and private property rights; the the free market system works; "bureaucracy has a legitimate "If the drugs aren't good, they suggested better drafting of best government is the least won't sell." "But," Gammage legislation as a remedy. He government. asked rhetorically, "how many babies will die of thalidomide before it stops Danforth... 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Goldberg, "Objective October 24 at midnight, E.M.E. either at the Thresher Mrs. Breon needs urgently a understanding and knowledge Diagnostic Tests and Mea- office or in the designated female student to live in her go far beyond the realm of the sures," Annual Review of boxes in the college house (in Village, very close to laboratory... Psychology Vol. 25, 1974, "Women, (and I can vouch for p. 345 this) are far more sexually newspaper bins. If you Rice). Rent free. Please call her JUS* * T* an academ. want to remain anonymous at 665-1207. * * * eager, and skillful, and fun in that's fine, but please ckw, lg, dh, ab, ds, hh, pep, Missing: A long hair pure their mid 30's than younger include your name and dkg, mjm, gg, dt, cl, lh, c(h)?, black cat and very friendly. If women. phone number for verifi- s(b)p, c(b)t, na, akl, kc: seen since break, please call Dr. Chad Gordon Anybody who knows any- Soci 203a - guest lecturer cation (if necessary). The thing about a big brown purse, I give up. I cannot continue to Leslie, 526-655* 2* * authorship of anonymous please call Leann at 526-6574.1 give love without receiving Oct. 6, 1976 *1:28p * * m entries will remain confi- any in return. The well has run need my glasse* *s *an d my keys! Need one female rider to dential. dry. I'm sorry it had to end this London, should be willing to FLC— WE WILL PRINT ABSO- LOST: one black ballet slipper. way. pay price of luxury liner and Want a supporter? Call "P" at LUTELY ANYTHING Lost Tuesday night between timex passage. I will provide the 526-2454 or come by Rm. 271 * * * Brown and the Gym. If you luxury, 526-5444. Must be Hanszen. The Houston Moonlight know anything about this, desperatly in love with nobody A Freshman but me. * * * Ramble is Sunday morning, please call 525-2140. "Cinder- "Oowww John — I want October 24, at 2am. Early ella." something to eat — but we * * * "Isn't your pelvis supposed to registration is Saturday at the don't have anything good Set of 3 hard white plastic stand up to that sort of thing?" Main Street '76 festival. Pre- here." 8 x 10 developing trays. $6.00 12:44pm Hansze* * * n Commons Ramble registration and Tina G. - PUB Call x4013 orcomeby HBH-46. entertainment begins at 11pm. * * * Jack Reeves Regina, "The integral of blah-d-blah is across from the Hermann Since fall has fallen, flowers * * * I think that you are lovely. Park Zoo. The Rice Cyclers one-over-blah, blah prime." And that means a lot to me. Stanton, Math 211 are harder to come by. But, I'll Dairy Queen charges for will go over to the park in * * * see what I can do. water— Roy Rogers no longer The Milk Drinker groups each hour beginning at MWF gives free cokes on Rice ID Lovett 11. Assemble in the RMC Dr. Jackson, * * * * * * * * * courtyard and wait until Since we don't change in He has prejudices, you have someone else shows up. volume in Ceng 411, is all our To a member of the Rice L.L. (p.t.-h.t.) & L.A. Sailing Club who wishes to (p.t.-t.i.t): I k. a. t. t. r.. views, I have ideas. • * * work "shaft" work? Joe Sobran A SHAFTEE remain anonymous: P. a. P. Answer yes and earn bucks! * * * * * * Are you willing to take along Many thanks for the kind two daring, dashing and LOST: A large adult male grey thoughts and the delicious Overheard in the Buffalo, altogether debonair Wiessmen and white cat wearing a yellow chocolate chip cookies. Texas Pitt Grill. "I sure wish Free — bilingual kittens, ready from Florida (sun, beaches, leather collar with a San Sincerely, El Commode you would alleviate that for new homes. French girls...) to the Rice-University Antonio vaccination plate on situation." mother, Siamese father. Dog- of Florida football game, it. Been missing since October "I most certainly will not!" proof. Litter trained. Call November 20? Of course you 10—live(d) in Hanszen area. Wanted: working refrigerator "Oh..." Kathryn 528-4274 after 7 or are! We are willing to help with Call Nancy Ellen Walker at in reasonably good condition, * * * leave message. gas and depreciation of your 526-6531—my brothers'll kill for $75—100+* .* Cal* l 526-8812 Bass guitarist wanted. Rice car while we add a substantial me if I dfln't bring him home at student-faculty rock and roll To all freshman that are cash stipend to acknowledge Thanksgiving. The Kama Sutra is wrong! It is ensemble needs bassist for Lamar graduates: your foresight in taking us. * * not hard to show with Polya's serious recreational music, The counter culture commit- Call Chip at 526-5643 or Bob at TO THE ST. LOUIS VISI- theorem that there are and occasional gigs. Own tee has moved onto the Rice 526-8832. TORS GANG: precisely 962 non-isomorphic equipment desirable. Call campus and would like to say x3573, x3491, 522-3687 "high!" to all of you. Why don't * * • Thanks for coming. Hope you positions. * * * we have another c.c.c. party? The Radio Perfidy Theater enjoyed the Goldenrod show * * * * * * rides again on Sunday the and other sights of the city you For Sale "Give me a cigarette so I can 24th. All Andromeda Strain got to see. Drive back again Superscope Cassette Recorder, think" Wanted: A good typist with a Sparkle good ear to transcribe tapes of veterans please show (with soon, and good luck with the Dolby, Cr02, and limiter scripts, if possible) for a retake. rest of this semester. It was switches. Decodes FM Dolby * * * interviews. Hours flexible, pay nice to meet all of you! Broadcasts. 627-7649 For Sale: Men's 21" Schwinn starts at $2.50 per hour. Apply At the Radio*. Seve* * n o'clock. * * * Michelle Varsity Bike. Ten-speed. at the Histor* y* *Department . * * * Reasonable Price. Call 526- "I didn't mean to say that." OK Crabs, I see you must be a 8572 Kathyf Let's form an abelian —Dr. Eaker Found: MIT class ring in the freshperson, otherwise I * * * group and conjugate. I'd sure * * * gymnasium on 30 September. wouldn't have to repeat this Identify and it's yours. 733- but, if Sid Rich is a phallic "...Put you biscuits in the Oven like to inject my identity FOR £>ALE: Electrophonic 8 3218 symbol then the men inside and your buns in the bed..." element into your ring. Call track stereo player/recorder are phallacies. —quoted by Dr. Martin, Soci Dick (yes, that's really my tape deck with fast forward, Waldroth name) at 526-7265 pause, selective channel stop; P.O.M. 203a, 1:30pm*, Oct* * , 13 * * * How about tonight? I wish you'd laid that two microphone jacks, Wonderlad. headphone jack; low milage. Betsy "Cheeknuts, Big Al?" Frank: Oh! 3 delta over 4 is less $90. Call Bill at 526-7606 for * * * "No..." than delta! information. To the truly Fine, upstanding "Why does everyone like to * * * Dr. Polking: If I'd said that I'd be in the Thresher. * • * person who Found and turned pick on me? I don't under- FOR SALE: Akai AA 910 DB the key into the campos on or stand." AM/FM/FM stereo receiver * 2:49p* * m Monday Mother may I go and maffick BadAss Tear around and hinder traffic before 9-22-76: with dolby noise reduction for * * # 10/8/76 1:35am To Sunshine and Moonbeam, Thank you, Thank you * * * both FM and tape. Great Thank you! shape. $100. Call Bill at You're not the only people on "Let's go on home now... For- —From 217 Lovett College (the To the Greek god in the end of 729-2608 after 6. this campus. Occasionally — I get that logarithm business." absent-minded half) the center bar: try it, you might like talking to Sunshine — just • * •Mr . Trammel P.S. Come by if you want to see like it. us two. the lock it goes to. (Also for The Queer To the crewcut in Soc 353 — K.R.G. Joyce: I eat twice the amount reward due you: Hugs, kisses, we're all impressed with your * * * with less than half the calories and/or firm handshake) brains, but your faggotty voice Dear Dog— and fat anywhere else, and the * * • Wanted: An Inexpensive Used is bugging the devil out of us— There's more to life than just milk ain't any help. If you Like father like son. Car which is in good condition. how about resolving your holding hands!! can't do any better for a buck Little Boogie Can be reached after 7pm at fixation at the make-an-ass-of- Mop Top fifty a meal, don't charge us for 9-21-76 668-5632 yourself stage. X X X O ! it. the rice thresher, thursday, october 21, 1976 — page 15 misclassifieds I thr,cee thursday the twenty-first "To D.A.H. from New Jersey: if Very folksy. Whitehall afternoons. Call 527-4099 or May I set up an appointment further features an open living stop by the TexPIRG office on 1 , , area at least as oversized as the second floor of the RMC. peoples 11:45am. Commons. Pizza, or cold cuts. to talk to you on the phone? See • * * 6pm. Commons. Fried fish with tartar if you can work me in the presently empty bedroom. Enough long-winded brou- 1 calendar sauce. sometime this week. Need a ride to A&M for haha? O.K., give us a call at 7pm. Weight room, gym. Wrestling club Thanks, weekend. Want to leave Friday 661-1855. practice. SJA" afternoon, Oct. 15. Call 526- 7:30pm. Media Center. Und Finden Dereinst Uns Wieder * * * * • * 5767. (Muller, 1947). $1.50. Guay, Congratulations to the * * * 9pm-12m. Willy's Pub. Music by Ailen/Elkin. The only way to keep ur freshmen of Physics 101 for To Mr. Suitwhite's friend: sanity intact around here is to setting the all time low mean Would you like to go friday the twenty-second be insane. Got That? of 35 for their first hour exam. swimming at Hilltop Village Good Year Keep up the good (?) work. * * * sometime—I heard they have 11:45am. Commons. Green chili enchiladas or omletes (sic) with (Really I Ran) Spanish Sauce. * * * a nice swimpool, the best ASK ESKIN around here. If you don't like lpm-3pm. Second floor, RMC. Next-to-last time, ever, to pick up Ext. 4918 last year's Campaniles. Bring your ID to have it punched. Found—bike light with that idea, maybe we can work 3pm. SH303. Rice TexPIRG lecture: Ms. Ger Mardis, "Utilities reflector in Hamman Hall. If * * • on broken-down cars. There in Texas." yours call 526-5724. DO has prehensile seems to be an awful lot of 4:30pm. In front of Hamman Hall. Off-campus chili cookoff: • * * lips them in St. Louis. Pinky Tuscadaro everyone welcome. It's free. For sale: Large quantity of EE 342 • * * 6pm. Commons. Roast beef. Dessert: "Pears Helene." used T-birds. Contact AFA * * * 7:30pm. Hamman Hall. WRC film: Badlands. 50

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