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This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 4.0 License. This Article is brought to you for free and open access by the University Publications at ScholarWorks@BGSU. It has been accepted for inclusion in BG News (Student Newspaper) by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks@BGSU. Opinion H E The Back Pages Tom Mather uncaps his Guys' music vs. toothpaste. girls' music. Page 2 Who does he like, who does she like, and Campus why? Axl vs. Alanis and Trent Show exhibits local vs. Sheryl Crow. artists. Page 3 NEWS Page 7 Friday, December 6, 1996 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 83, Iisue 210 The News' Clinton names cabinet members Ron Fournler Security Adviser Anthony Lake policy team is mostly a reshuf- ton and Vice President Al Gore voters demanding cooperation in Briefs The Associated Press to the CIA and promoted Lake's fled first-term deck: All but Co- that female voters played a large Washington. Indeed, the presi- deputy, Sandy Berger, into hen currently serve Clinton. role In their re-election. dent said he had built a foreign Broadway dancer WASHINGTON - With a nod to Lake's job in the West Wing of Flanked by Albright and Cohen Clinton, who made Janet Reno affairs team "that rises above will hold workshops history and politics. President the White House. - the woman and the Republican the nation's first attorney gen- partisanship." Clinton nominated U.N. ambas- The administration expects - Clinton welcomed the sugges- eral, said Albright's gender "had Some Democrats privately ex- Stella Hiatte Kane, a sador Madeleine Albright on swift confirmations for Albright, tion that he could keep his Cabi- nothing to do with her getting the pressed concern about a Repub- nationally recognized Thursday to be the first female Cohen and Lake; Berger's new net looking "like America" de- job." But he also said, smiling: lican so high in their ranks. Jim- Broadway dancer and secretary of state and chose GOP position doesn't require Senate spite the changes of a second "Am I proud that I got a chance my Carter was the last president choreographer, will hold Sen. William Cohen to be defense approval. term. to appoint the first woman secre- to put a member of the opposition two jazz dance workshops secretary. A frequent Clinton critic, Re- "Getting close," he declared. tary of state? You bet I am. My in his Cabinet, naming James Dec. 14 at the University. With trouble simmering in publican Sen. Jesse Helms of The Oval Office ceremony mamma's smiling down at me Schlesinger energy secretary. The first workshop, for Bosnia, the Middle East, North North Carolina, predicted the marked the transition's first pub- right now." Intermediate Jazz, will be- Korea and central Africa, the gin at 1 p.m. and last until nominees would be "viewed lic progress. Clinton, who some- Albright, in a nod to Christoph- The top two nominations also 2:30 p.m. president declared that his new favorably." Helms, who is times agonizes over personnel er, quipped, "I can only hope that reflected Gore's mounting in- At 3 p.m. there will be an foreign policy team would "make chairman of the Foreign Re- choices, still must fill at least my heels can fill your shoes." fluence. He wants to please advanced jazz workshop. sure that... America remains the lations Committee, called Al- five of his Cabinet's 14 seats. Cohen's selection to replace women's groups in advance of his Both classes will be held indispensable nation -- the bright "a tough and courageous Albright's nomination to re- William Perry fulfills Clinton's presidential bid four years from in the Whitney Studio, 222 world's greatest force for lady." place Warren Christopher fol- public hope that he could put a now. And it was Gore's input last Eppler North. Each will cost peace." Despite all the pomp and cir- lowed intense lobbying by wom- Republican in the Cabinet - and month that pushed Cohen to the $9 for the general public Clinton also moved National cumstance, Clinton's new foreign en's groups, who reminded Clin- answers internal polls that show top of Clinton's list. and $3 for the University Dance Alliance members. Kane is the dance coor- dinator for the Otterbein College theatre programs. She has received many hon- Grad student ors including the 1994 Cen- tral Critics Choice Award for choroeographing Otter- beln's "Pippin" and the dis- tinction of being appointed faces charges featured jazz instructor for the 1999 Midwest Regional The BC News Stearns will be arraigned in Ballet. front of Municipal Court A University mass commu- Judge Mark Reddin. nications graduate student has A court date for the ar- Ballroom hosts been charged with assault for raignment has not yet been de- Crafts Fair allegedly hitting an under- termined. graduate student 20-25 times, John MaKay, director of "Winter Wish List '96" is according to City Prosector Communication Studies, said the theme for this year's Mark Tolles. earlier this week that the de- annual Christmas Crafts Patrick Stearns, who tea- cision whether Stearns will Fair to be held Dec. 10-12 in the Lenhart Grandroom ches radio announcing and teach next semester has not Ballroom. production, allegedly struck been made yet. Hours are 10 a.m. to 8 Christopher Almodovar, MaKay said the department p.m. Tuesday and Wednes- senior telecommunications will wait to see the court's rul- day and 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. major, in West Hall on Nov. 26 ing before they make a de- Thursday. for being late to class. cision. More than 20 regional art- ists and crafts people will have displays In the Union. The event is free and open to the public. IPC projects Police mistake min-

ister's home for Jay Young drug house Counseling Center Director Roman Carek is ready to listen to students' problems. benefit BGSU Maureen Barry were education majors, so we de- EAST LANSING, Mich. - The BC News cided to do something with kids," Police were trying to round Homan said. up 20 suspected drug Carek hears students out More than 800 Interpersonal The children sent them thank- dealers, and a town house Jay Young part of the University. The Uni- istrative kind of things have to Communications students bene- you letters after the party, ac- was a target. But the sus- The BC News versity is providing this service get done here and there," he said. fited the University and commu- cording to Homan. pect didn't live there any to help their own. It's to help Though he has a great deal of nity by completing Social Action more, and the minister who Another group placed wallet- does says she was Editor's note: This is the 14th people in this community." student contact, much of it is Projects. awakened by officers want- part in a series about campus Carek said the biggest con- spent as individuals describe According to Wendy Mitchell, sized safety information cards ii. ing to search her new home. leaders. cerns students bring counselors everything wrong in their life. IPC instructor, the projects were the mailboxes of residence hall "I assumed it was a pari- For problems bigger than are depression, anxiety and per- He said it took time, but all of the a requirement for IPC 102 this and greek houses on campus. shioner who had a major homework, and sometimes big- sonal relationships. He said col- upset people do not affect him semseter which allowed students emergency," the Rev. Bar- ger than life, Roman Carek Is lege-age students are in what is personally. to develop small group commu- The cards included the phone bara Edgecombe said, de- ready to listen. considered to be the first of three "I think I've gotten more used nication, including managing numbers of campus escort, cam- scribing the knock on her As director of the counseling major transitions periods in life. to it. When I was younger and conflict and assigning tasks. The pus police, city police, 2-Ride and door at 6:45 a.m. Nov. 20. center, Carek manages a de- "They're kind of in a transition newer on the job I would take a students also developed commu- the shuttle service to create a Ms. Edgecombe moved to partment with five full-time lis- nication skills with members of Michigan from Cincinnati stage. We like to think of the lot of things home with me," he sense of awareness about these in October. censed psychiatrists and one problems they're facing as part said. "I realize that everybody the community. services. "I just opened the door part-time psychiatrist. He said of their growth," he said. "I think has some issues to deal with, and "It was a worthwhile experi- and there were six or seven the group works to assist stu- you have some major develop- while I can listen and try and ence for everyone," she said. "We wanted to make students uniformed armed officers dents with things standing in the mental tasks that students are really help a student work Mitchell said the projects were more aware of the services standing on the doorstep," way of their academic careers. wrestling with." through issues that are bothering applicable to job portfolios also. available," said Misty Gibson, she said. "We try to help students re- Carek spends much of his time them, it really is their responsi- "It shows potential employers sophomore Elementary Educa- The officers named a man move blocks to learning and ba- listening to students struggling bility." that students are capable of ap- tion major. they were looking for. sically work with students on through the transition stage. After helping a student, Carek plying what they learn in the "I said, 'No such person personal kinds of issues," Carek "I'm spending most of my time classroom," she said. According to Gibson, her group lives here.' I said, 'What's said. "Our focus is really being Heather Homan, sophomore going on here?'" Ms. Edge- talking to students, so the admin- See CAREK, page three. felt the community was being combe told the Lansing Elementary Education major, overwhelmed with requests be- State Journal Wednesday. said her group planned a party cause of the large number of stu- "They said, 'He's armed and for children at the Children's Re- dents working on the Social Ac- extremely dangerous. Get Preview day features tours source Center. tion Projects. Therefore, they down.' "A couple people in my group also get answers to basic finan- decided to focus on the campus. Maureen Barry lows prospective students to get "I was backing away and The BC News in-depth information about the cial aid questions. starting to get down when a areas of study in which they are The second fall semester pre- police officer pushed on my Representatives from every interested. Born said. view day will also feature cam- back to make me lie flat on University academic department Admission Director Michael pus and residence hall tours. Chicken stolen the floor." will meet prospective students Walsh said Preview Day also al- Dawn Ktlltr cases of grilled chicken and two this Saturday in the Lenhart lows the faculty to hear the con- Walsh said prospective stu- Ms. Edgecombe, a minis- The BC News cases of chicken nuggets were ter at Unitarian Uni- Ballroom from 9 am. to 12 p.m. cerns of prospective students dents and their parents have taken," Rice told police. versal 1st Church of Greater "This Is an Important program and parents. commented in the past that they About $760 worth of chicken According to police reports, Lansing, said the officers because it showcases the entire would like to experience more of was stolen from Wendy's Ham- entry to one freezer appeared to searched her home. She is University," according to Cecilia "It creates an opportunity for the residential life on campus. burgers early Wednesday. be gained by a sledge. The area being treated for breast Born, assistant director of Ad- students to speak directly to fac- Store manager Janet Rice told around the lock was was dam- cancer and asked them to missions. ulty," according to Walsh. Residential Life met this need police that two freezers outside aged and the lock was shattered close the door. Born said faculty, staff and by opening three residence halls the restaurant were broken into, on the ground. students will be available to an- Walsh added that the Ballroom and allowing opportunities for and chicken products were tak- The lock on the second freezer Compiled from staff and swer questions prospective stu- Is convenient because everyone parents and students to ask ques- en. appeared as If It was cut off with wire report*. dents and parents may have. is present in one location. For ex- tions about living on campus, ac- "Five cases of regular chicken, bolt cutters, according to police The format in the ballroom al- ample, students and parents can cording to Walsh. four cases of spicy chicken, two reports.

' » Opinion page two Friday, December 6,1996 E.A.R. to the ground Toothpaste i uncapped Here's where the phrase "Were you born in a Another election has tection, not triple. Can you say children under six. I wanted to passed, and another scandal is "false advertising?") know, why must it be a "pea" barn?" comes to mind. One of us here at E.A.R. cen- rocking the White House. I'm I also asked her if tooth- sized amount? Why not a ker- tral observed one particular oaf in the Union remov- not talking about White- water. (>aste was flammable? Is any? nel of corn? Would this make a I'm not talking about rafting. f not, does that mean it's pos- difference? The operators ing the plastic seal from his bottle of spring water I'm talking about toothpaste. sible to smoke clgarrettes and thought "pea sized amount" and dropping the seal on the floor. Mind you, there The average person does Mather brush your teeth at the same helped to describe the exact not know of any toothpaste time? She decided that since amount to be used. But does It was a trash can not more than two feet away from scandal. The bigwigs in Wash- there Is no alcohol in tooth- say what size of pea to use? I this particular slob. What are we? A bunch of hogs? ington have made sure of that. of investigative Journalism (I paste, it would not be flam- don't think so. There's baby It's not that hard to throw trash into a trash can — Over the years, several govern- was bored), I called up some mable, therefore you can smoke peas, sweet peas, canned peas, ment officials have threatened toothpaste operators for my and brush simultaneously. pea pods: I could go on forever. clean up after yourselves! to break Toothpastegate' wide little expose. Toothpaste: Teeth Smokers of the world, rejoice. (Especially If my best friend had • • * • open (that was fun, let's say it Cleanser, or POISON? There were also several agreed that after the war. when again: Toothpastegate). but The first operator I called questions I was able to ask both I become a Peain' boat captain, Okay, the weather sucks. We have now reached they were given cushy manage- was from Aquafresh. I've had it Aquafresh and Crest operators. he'd be my first mate.) that time of year where going somewhere requires leav- ment Jobs in the American Den- in for them, ever since I got my Namely, in the history of the Also, what's so bad about tal Association and were never first cavity only months after I world, did they know of any too much toothpaste? The op- ing the toasty warm comforts of your home 15 min- heard from again. switchecf to the Aquafresh toothpaste that's been rejected erators agreed that an exces- utes early in order to defrost/de-ice/de-snow the car. Let's look at the facts, brand. Sure, it was also just by the ADA? Both operators sively large amount Ingested however. Both the abbrevia- after Halloween, but we'll keep replied that they didn't know of could cause vomiting and It's that time of year where our backs always hurt tions for the CIA and the ADA that to ourselves. any that had been rejected, al- diahhrea. but downplayed the from being tense because we're cold. It's that time of are three letters long. Both end I dialed the Aquafresh though there were a couple of possibility. year where we suddenly miss high school and those in "A." Coincidence. OR NOT? number found on the tooth- toothpastes "pending." (As in They couldn't fool me. I Let's face it. does anybody re- paste box. An operator picked "pen": brand of generic tooth- was on a roll. I said, "I like to oh-so-wonderful snow days. ally know why they had that big up, and I smooth-talked my paste to be sold: "ding": to eat toothpatste. I try to avoid it • * • • dental convention in Dallas the way into finding out what I someone who Is obviously a but sometimes I Just can't help week Kennedy was killed? wanted to know. ding. It's these kinds of circu- myself. I crave that minty fresh- Is it a sign from God that the Municipal Stadium 'But what." you ask. "Hi. I'm. urn, Tom. and I'm lar definitions that allowed me ness. Have you yourself ever caught on fire while being torn down? Apparently, "could possibly be scandalous doing, um. research on tooth- to write a column with over 800 eaten toothpaste? Even when about toothpaste?" paste, and I was wondering-" words in it every week.) you were a kid?" two workers were critically injured when part of the I ask. what do we really "If I could answer some I didn't stop there. I called Both replied that, no they roof caught fire and collapsed. Hmmmm ... know about toothpaste? What questions for you? Sure." up the ADA themselves and hadn't, although one said that • • * * does the "triple protection" in "What exactly is the "triple asked if they had ever rejected If she had, she didn't remem- Aquafresh really protect? In the protection" In Aquafresh?" a toothpaste. I was told that ber. Aha! So too much tooth- The end-of-the-semester crunch has become ap- history of the world, has any "That's easy. Let me see they, "could not give out that paste causes memory loss. I parent. One suddenly finds the Union computer lab toothpaste EVER been rejected here (flipping noises) Can I put information." What's the big can't wait until the public finds- by the American Dental Asso- you on hold? It'll just be a deal? It's TOOTHPASTE. I could Oh. Hmmm. What was I just as busy at midnight as they would expect to find ciation? Does anybody care if minute ... (Five minutes pass) smell a conspiracy forming. talking about again? it at noon. The number of patrons at those 24-hour it has? What do the toothpaste Hello? The unique Aquafresh Every box of toothpaste Oliver Stone can e-mail operators have to say about formula acts as a cavity fighter ever made contains the immor- Tom at [email protected]. joints (namely, Kroger's and Wal-Mart) has greatly in- this? I decided to find out. and also as a breath freshener. tal words: Do not swallow - Use edit: Assuming Tom can still re- creased, particularly around 2 a.m. Faculty, take In an extraordinary bout (Notice, this is only double pro- only a pea sized amount for member his e-mail password. heart! We can't take much more! » • • • The residence halls are hotter than Hades. We feel for those who live in residence halls in which the windows can't be opened (i.e., Offenhauer). Warmth is nice, and when thinking about those not fortunate enough to have heat, perhaps we shouldn't complain. But, isn't the temperature a bit extreme? • * • • Here's something to do over break — check out "Beavis and Butt-head Do America." It comes out Dec. 20. We here at E.A.R. hear it's gonna be a real block- buster. If you would like to see any promotional post- ers for the show, just come into our office. We've got 'em plastered all over the place. The BG News "A Commitment to excellence"

Editors Jay Young Scott Brown News editor Sports editor

Joe Boyle Jim Barker City editor Managing editor Hideki Kobayashi I hate washing dishes. I've classes, etc ... This Is why re- Penny Brown always hated it. Standing In Opinion editor Photo editor questing classes beforehand Is front of a sink of dirty dishes, necessary. bits of food floating around in Or, try "New Open" If you Tiffany Wendeln Brandon Wray the water (disgusting), scrub- forget to request -- that Is for Copy Chief Entertainment editor bing "nonstick" pans that mys- people who didn't request, teriously stuck, hearing your in the wall, with no actual hole Clarissa Neece while "Open" is for people who Anna Wahrman Blake Parkins mother say, "Look what I through to the other side - and Freshman both did and didn't request, but Assistant copy chief Assistant sports editor found." and when you look It's only there to torment us.) Creative writing need a different course, she's cleaned out the refrigera- What's worse is GETTING couldn't get their class, etc... tor. Argh. I really hate it. to the front of the line and be- Requesting classes does help; When we finally got a dish- ing too short to talk through the This letter Is in response while it may not end all woes. Production Staff washer. I considered it my new (not coincldentally) less-than- to Jeff Fernengel's letter on It will (at least In my case) get fistslze opening, to a nice lady Jennifer Apt Cathy Raidl best friend. I loved my dish- Nov.25 regarding Star-90's better once you are In classes washer. For many years I felt I who smiles and tells you that abundance of phone calls and in your major. should buy it something for the classes you "pre-reglstered" few open lines on registration Incidentally, Mr. Fernen- Brian Gallatin Greg Schwitzgebel Christmas, refusing to ac- for are full, as are all four of day. I'm writing this, not only gel. when I registered for spring knowledge that this thing that the back-up classes you picked. because of Mr. Fernengel's term, my call was answered the Jeff Gayton Erin Taylor gave me so much Joy had no And while your mind is comments, but those I hear and first time and I received every feelings. reeling over the "what do I do read of during registration EV- class I wanted.But, I haven't Ryan Kravitz Jessica Wherry My sister complains about now" question, you get a very ERY semester. always had such luck. You win having to load the dishwasher. sweetly whispered (or she might We have all suffered this some: you lose some. Deal with Margaret Kushlak Carla Zvosec Can there be anything more lu- as well be whispering, since "frustration." but I believe the it and think about what a dicrous? your ear doesn't reach the hole) registration process would be luxury the Star System REALLY I'm forced to ask her each "Thank you -- pick up your even more frustrating if we had is Instead of being upset you Copyright 1996 The BG News. Reprinting of any material In time, "What is the alternative?" schedule at the far window." to stand In line or not receive a woke yourself up early. And, for this publication without the permission ofTheBG News Is strictly (Her answer Is usually along But wait, the mind begins class we requested. We need to those of you who still disagree the lines of "Buy disposable screaming. I'm not done! I only realize that, although trying at with me, start a petition to get P The BG News Is an Independent publication founded In 1920 pots.") have 2 classes! "But -- ." you times, the Star-90 system is more lines added! Or, better and Is published dally during the academic year and I hate registering for try. and still she smiles, nod- something to value. I'd rather hours of service! More days to Wednesday's In the summer. classes. I've always hated It. I ding while now holding up a have four days to register register! Anything but moaning Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of the have a particular dislike for reg- card that says "Schedules at far (meaning priority & preferred), about it every semester! student body, faculty or University administration. Opinions istering at ... The Windows. window." knowing my call will be an- expressed In columns, cartoons and letters are not necessarily Standing in line (and Okay, thank you ... I think swered than standing in line for Amanda Barnett those of The BG News. standing In line, and standing ... "But — ," you try again. She's possibly two or more hours. Junior Letters Intended for publication must be 200-300 words long, In line), wishing you'd remem- still nodding and smiling. I noticed Mr. Fernengel Is Creative writing tuoed and Include the writefs name, phone number and Univer- bered to bring that Twinkle, Suddenly she reminds you a freshman who waited until sitycuJUlatlon. If any. The BG News reserves the right to edit any watching the one still-closed of your grandma. Then a voice, open registration to begin Correction and all letters. window. Intent on detecting somewhere very far away says. searching for classes. Since IVe Patrick Stearns was in- The BG News encourages Its reader to notify the paper of movement there before anyone "You don't argue with your already been through the fresh- correctly identified as a tele- any errors In stories or photograph descriptions. else does should it actually grandma." and you proceed man dilemma. I'd like to offer a communications graduate open, and determining that you numbly to the far window, or comment and words of advice: student in Tuesday's BG 210 West Hall WILL crush someone to get to rather, the LINE at the far win- the freshman year is the tough- News. Stearns is a mass com- Bowling Green State University It first. dow. est to find classes -- everyone munication graduate student '• Bowling Green. OH 43403 (That window, I'm con- Complaining about the must take general require- in the School of Communica- bgnews! O bgnetbgsuedu vinced, doesn't really open. It's Star System. This is something ments, thus the large lecture tion Studies. The News regrets Just a piece of glass recessed I don't understand. halls, addition of English 111 the error.

h Campus Friday, December 6,1996 page three CAREK Continued from page one. Carek said. He said many stu- said. "It seemed like a nice place dents come to the office con- to come and start, and here I am said he doesn't always get to see cerned their visit will be report- Show exhibits artists almost 30 years later still in the the results, but when he does it is ed to parents or . By law, same place, still in the same of- Genell Pavellch timedia event." "I would encourage students a great reward. the student must sign a release fice and still enjoying what I'm The BC News "This event included thesis to attend because they will get "The satisfaction is seeing a for before Carek can even con- doing." readings, but we thought it to see art they haven't had the student change in a direction firm a vist. Students looking for enter- would be a neat to have opportunity to see before," he that's healthier for them," he Carek is only the second direc- Carek said he enjoys his work tainment attended an artshow bands and art exhibits also," he said. "The community can also said. "Many times you're work- tor of the center. He has been at because of the variety involved. Thursday presented by 88.1 said. "We wanted to make this see what the students are up ing with a student and you'll see the University for 29 years. He "I think what's really fascinat- FMWBGU. an event that would be even to." that student five to ten times and first served as a member of the ing about this job is that no two The show featured art exhi- more exciting for the audi- then you don't see them anymore. counseling staff while he com- people are alike. Everyone who bits, readings by local artists, ence." Gore said this event helped You sometimes wonder what pleted his doctorate program. comes in to talk to you has their and musical acts. Chris Mackar, general man- give recognition to those who happened to them." "Bowling Green let me come own individual story," he said. "I Edward Gore, DJ at WBGU ager of WBGU, said he encour- may not always get publicity. One of the most Important before I had completed my de- consider it a who helped to organize the aged students to attend the He also said he encouraged things to making sure students gree totally. I was here a year be- privledge that people let me into event, said this was a "mul- event because it would be fun. students to attend the event. are well served Is confidentiality, fore I finished my Ph.D.," he their lives." .t\te fc?<0^ FORREST CREA80N GOLF COURSE pa*?a*2>a city Wad? Christmas CCose-Out Sale! Kappa Delta's ▼ if Dec. 4-8 Wed.-Fri. 10:00-6:00 Sat. & Sun. 9:00-5:00 Spring Break '97 ©1SBSSIION V East Poe Road on the campus of BGSU 372-2674 FLASHBACK TO THE 70'S 30%off BCSULHaSktrtt 40%off FRIDAY DECEMBER 6,1996 ■vGnr 45% off per night Lauri HaMy lovin her Macho Man Jammin' Jerry Melanie Cramer and Dave Denalale Mindi McDowell and Ed Waltz 45% off WbMtMrit Christina Basarab and Dancin' Keith Davidson 35% off in Stock Stwn Your Party Package Groovin' Brenda Grieshop and Roclrin' Roger Heuing 50%off AltaMBait Krista Zarakis and Kevin DeMain 35% off MU Stick MM Lauren Fisk and John Travolta includes all this stuff too: 5096 off BCJU LOflt ta*L Christy Umfleet and Carl Gibson 40%off MHMtMtfCaps ■ Gulf front accommodations Bobbie Jo Morbitzer lyMrtSctt Katie Andrews i FREE pass to ^ Wendy Braatz and Todd Herkey 40%off MeftwitsMrttui Sale Trices on Clubs: Ting, Amy Williams and Ryan Brechbill Jackals Titkist, Tommy Armour, Melissa Simon Missy Moorman Taylor Made Next door to the Super Clubs Rockin' Robin Temming and Booty Shakin' Bemie Kristen Madison and Macho Mike Armbruster • Wild activities, FREE entertainment Carla Gibson and Jivin' Joe Gudorf April Lucas • Poolside giveaways Teresa Hanczrik and Ken Allen Jivin' Janowski and Groovin' Gilmore Jen Matthews and David Pate C3«*>vrt1.80a224.GULF Karen McCann and Man Holme

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FalconsBlake Parkin* try** to regain^-^ i^pride may leave The BC News The Falcons have more to Buckeyes prove against last-place Alas- ka-Fairbanks this weekend, The Associated Press than showing that they still know how to win. BG is going COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) - Ohio through a confidence crisis. State offensive coordinator Joe The Falcons have encoun- Hollis has interviewed for the tered a rash of defensive mi- head coaching position at Arkan- shaps. BG has put three inad- sas State, The Columbus Dis- vertent goals into thier own net patch reported Thursday. over the past two weekends, Unidentified sources close to each time inverting momen- the football program told the tum to the other team. These newspaper that Hollis is a lead- miscues combined with dwin- ing candidate for the Arkansas dling offensive performances State job. Memphis assistant have spelled hardship for the coach Sparky Woods, who was Falcons. considered a leading contender, "The one constant is that we withdrew his name from con- do not score more than three sideration on Wednesday. goals a game," said BG coach Hollis told the newspaper that Buddy Powers. "On the other he had interviewed for the job side of It, we're giving up more and that he and his wife, Carole, than three, through the fact were invited for a weekend visit that we don't get the save when to the Division I-A school's cam- we need it, and the defense pus in Jonesboro, Ark. makes bad plays or the for- "Yes, I'm interested in the wards." Job," he told the newspaper. The Falcons will have to im- "That's all I've got to say about prove upon last Sunday's lack- it." lustre 6-3 loss at Ohio State to Hollis would not comment on prevail over UAF. reports out of Waco, Texas, that The Nanook's 2-10 CCHA re- he might also be a candidate for cord may be deceptive. In that the Baylor head coaching job. HI*Id Kifcarukl/Thc BG N,-■ they manage to keep the score Baylor Athletics Director Tom close. UAF has lost 10 of 12 BG'i Curtis Fry (10) protests Ohio State's Ryan Jestadt (2S) ■gainst Alaska-Fairbanks tonight at 7 p.m. at the BGSU Ice Arena. Stanton Is searching for a re- games by a two-goal or less taking his stick. The Falcons try to put a mark in the win column placement for Chuck Reedy, who differential. Among these los- was fired. ses include the league's top Michigan State, Miami and Powers said that the club play to beat the Nanooks. guys that are really good for- The fifth-ranked Buckeyes are four teams. Lake Superior, Michigan. must maintain a high level of "They've got three or four 10-1 and led the Big Ten this year See PRIDE, page five. in scoring. Title games on line BG tries to rebound in confrence bouts at Ameritas Classic LINCOLN, Neb. - Pick up the "We weren't rebounding." Lar- The Associated Press "We're talking about what sacked six times last week, will Pieces, roll out the balls and get ._ _ MEN'S BASKETBALL ranage said after the defeat. "We this means to the WAC 10 years try to help the Gators rebound. at It again. flat-out need to get better under- With a flurry of conference down the road," said confer- "This Is still a ring game for That's the only option for the NOTEBOOK neath" title games, and Army playing ence commissioner Karl Ben- us," Wuerffel said. "Obviously, Falcon men's basketball team. Dayon Ninkovic will again Navy with a bowl game for the son. "We can't continue to be we have high expectations, and Fresh off a disappointing loss to start at center and be the main winner, the regular season is treated like a second-tier con- would love to be In the big pic- Northern Illinois Wednesday, Scott Brown force in the defense against Foil. set for a rousing finish. ference." ture. heading into the first round of BG News Other players will make contri- The SEC stages Its fifth Also, Army (9-1) plays Navy "But by no means have we the Nebraska Ameritas Classic Sports Editor bution off the bench, as well, in- league championship Saturday, (8-2) at Philadelphia, with an forgotten how Important it Is to here in Lincoln. cluding Koen Rouwhorst who with No. 4 Florida back again Independence Bowl berth go- win the SEC That's a phenom- BG takes on Colgate, an NCAA % should see more playing time to play No. IS Alabama (9-2) at ing to the winner. It's the first enal accomplishment for any- Tournament participant a year after a solid performance against the Georgia Dome. time In 33 years both teams en- body, and that's what we have ago, tonight (9:30 p.m. EST. NIU (six points, four rebounds, With a win the Gators (10-1) ter the game with winning re- our sights on right now." WBVI FM). The host Cornhus- formances Wednesday. three blocks in 11 minutes). should play No. 11 Virginia cords. Alabama wasn't eligible for kers take on Coppin State in the Nevertheless, BG will adopt a Tech in the Orange Bowl on In 1963, Army was 7-2 and the 1995 championship game other first-round game. Home-court advantage? bend-but-not-break attitude for Jan. 1, while the Crimson Tide Navy 8-1. Navy won 21-15. because of NCAA sanctions. The first-round winners and Foil. A Falcon victory will hinge would end up In the Citrus SEC Championship Big 12 Championship the losers then face off Saturday With the stagnant atmosphere on how they contain Colgate's BowL in the championship (8:05 p.m. in Anderson Arena Wednesday, other players. The new Big 12 and The Gators, trying to re- Texas, a 20- point underdog to EST) and consolation game (6 it's no wonder the Falcons aren't expanded WAC also joined the bound after last week's 24-21 Nebraska, hopes It can back up p.m.). crying the blues about being The other competition league title game trend. Third- loss to Florida State, are shoot- quarterback James Brown's The Falcons were stagnant back on the road. ranked Nebraska (10-1) plays ing for their fourth straight victory prediction. playing in front of a quiet half- Many players had talked ear- Nebraska is the defending NIT Texas (7-4) In the Big 12 game SEC title. "After losing early In the capacity crowd at Anderson lier in the week about looking champion and returnsthree at St. Louis, with the Comhus- "It wouldn't be bad to fill up year they've kind of steamrol- Arena Wednesday, so perhaps forward to a big crowd after the starters from that 21-14 team. kers needing a win to play No. all four fingers on one hand led through their schedule," the best thing for the Falcons is Purdue win, but that was not to The Falcons and Cornhuskers 1 Florida State in the Sugar with SEC rings," said line- said Texas coach John Macko- getting back on the road and be. have met once before, with Ne- Bowl on Jan. 2. backer James Bates. vlc. "I can't ask our players to playing again right away. The Falcons were instead braska claiming a victory in the In the WAC, It's No. 6 Alabama would like to stop forget that. Our Job is to find a "The bottom line for us is our greeted by a half-empty gym champioship of the 1990 Ameri- Brlgham Young vs. No. 20 Florida's march, and defend way to play them and beat defensive intensity," Falcon with - inexplicably - no pep tas Classic. Wyoming (10-1). BYU (12-1) the honor of Bear Bryant - the them." coach Jim Larranaga said. "If we band. Coppin State is another team still has hopes of a Fiesta Bowl only coach to win five consecu- It won't be easy, Nebraska would have played Wednesday coming off an NCAA bid in 1996. bid, but even a win wont as- tive league titles. has outscored opponents by an with the type of defensive inten- Colgate is pretty good Saturday's game, regardless of sure the Cougars of a spot In "I always say the people here average of 48-9 since losing sity that we had in the first three the opponent, will end BG's run the bowl alliance. Other teams love coach Bryant and they 19-0 to Arizona State In the games, you might have seen a The Red Raiders provide the of four opponents with postsea- under Fiesta consideration In- tolerate the rest of us," said second week. different result." opposition in the first-round son experience from a year ago. clude No. 7 Colorado, No. 8 Gene Stalllngs, a Bryant The Cornhuskers are fourth The loss of Jay Larranaga contest. Penn State and No. 9 Tennes- protege who is stepping down best In the nation against the dampens the Falcons' outlook. Colgate features Adonal Foil, a Travel party see. after seven years as the Ala- run and fifth against the pass. Freshman Dave Esterkamp 2nd-Team All-American center The WAC desperately needs bama coach. "I understand my They have allowed only 12 started in Jay's place, but scored behind Wake Forest's Tim Dun- BYU In the Fiesta Bowl to sup- role." The Falcons left for here touchdowns all season, and only three points against NIU. can. Foil provides some unique Thursday at 8:30 a.m. port Its claim that It is a major Danny Wuerffel, who threw have an outside chance at a The Falcons need point guard problems for the Falcons, who football conference. three Interceptions and was third consecutive national title. Antonio Daniels and forward An- were again convincingly out- The travel party was forced to thony Stacey back at the top of rebounded Wednesday against sit through a 90-minute delay at their games after the subpar per- NIU. Detroit 1045 N. Main xg Total Bowling Green, OH l)Z 1)/. 1)7. 1)/ 1)/ 1)/ 1)/ |)/ 1)7 1)/. 1)7. 1)7. 1)7. 353-3411 i CONGRATULATIONS vgj£f>*£&fc Source •Greek Organizations* !"l0% OFF. 'Hig-m Qxj&te, Tyumen. •Intramural Teams- TONYA •Clubs* Any Item w/ this coupon Lisa & "Bobby' sun & "Kexnn PRIM; Jackets -Sweatshirts Marilyn & "Bill Tma&'Bill Personalized Holiday Gifts Theresa &•. 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1 Friday, December 6,1996 TheBU News page five Cothran enters plea, Players approve deal guilty to DUI charge to end feuding to 2000 The Associated Press were seeking greater salary re- team. The Associated Press straints. "We have some work ahead of NEW YORK - Baseball players "I guess I should thank Albeit us to turn these understandings, Bengals Suspend Cothran for made it official Thursday: the Belle, shouldn't I?" Florida's hopefully, into a written agree- Latest Trouble sport will have labor peace Bobby Bonilla said. "Who says he ment fairly quickly," union head CINCINNATI - The Cincin- through 2000. doesn't do community service?" Donald Fehr said. nati Bengals today suspended By a unanimous vote, players Twelve players, including Alex Ratification of the contract fullback Jeff Cothran for one approved a contract that ends a Fernandez, Moises Alou and brings in a 35 percent luxury tax game, the result of his second bitter four-year feud ~ one that Jimmy Key, gained free agent on the portions of payrolls above arrest in six months. prompted a strike, cost millions rights with the deal, and they $51 million next season for the Cothran pleaded guilty of dollars, and worse, cost the probably will be allowed to start five highest-spending teams, a Wednesday In Mlddletown game the devotion of millions of negotiating with all teams a 2 provision designed to decrease Municipal Court to a charge of fans. p.m. EST Saturday. payroll disparity. driving while Intoxicated. "It's sad that it took us four "It's essential to let these guys There also will be vastly higher Judge Mark Wall suspended years to come to this," Minneso- get on the market as soon as pos- revenue-sharing among the clubs his driver's license for a year, ta's Paul Molitor said. "Now that sible," Cone said. "They have because high-revenue teams will fined him $250 and ordered it's done and no one is doing already been damaged. These be forced to give up a higher him Into an alcohol interven- cartwheels, that's what tells you guys are frozen." percentage of their locally gen- tion program. what agreements are all about - The union agreed to permit erated broadcast and ticket Cothran, a third-year run- t finding middle ground." interleague play on an experi- money. ning back who grew up in After several days of near mental basis in 1997 and 1998. "I think it's a relief for every- Mlddletown, was excused from round-the-clock work by lawyers Originally, the deal gave permis- body," Seattle catcher Dan Wil- practice Wednesday and was for both sides, players ratified sion for interleague play in 1997 son said. "There will be a lot not at the Bengals' complex to- the deal at their annual executive only. more stability than existed be- day after his suspension was board meeting in Dorado, Puerto However, approval of interlea- fore. Once we get a commis- announced. Coach Bruce Cos- Rico. gue play in 1998 was contingent sioner and start rolling, it's going let declined comment. "With this unfortunate period on retaining the limit of up to 16 to be great for baseball." Team president Mike Brown behind us, my fellow players and interleague games per team. If As part of the agreement, was out of town today and una- I can once again focus on the owners want to expand the players get credit for service vailable for comment. game on the field," said New amount in 1998, they would have time during the 75 regular- A police report said Cothran, York Yankees pitcher David to allow the designated hitter in season days wiped out by the 25, was arrested Tuesday night Cone, the American League all interleague games, not just strike, the longest work stoppage after his 1995 Chevy Blazer player representative. "We are the ones in American League in the history of U.S. sports. In struck a construction divider confident that baseball's best ballparks. addition to the new free agents, on a bridge near Monroe and days lie ahead." Interleague play, the first dur- more players will become eligi- went off the roadway. Owners approved the proposal ing the regular season since ble for salary arbitration this Cothran's blood alcohol level on Nov. 26, three weeks after major leagues began forming in winter and more players will be tested at 0.25, the report said. Bengals' running back Eric Bienlemy wears a cast on his hand to they Initially rejected it In be- 1871, will start June 12, when the eligible for free agency after In Ohio, anyone testing 0.10 or heal his broken thumb sustained during last Sunday's game tween, acting commissioner Bud four NL West teams visit the four next season. above Is presumed to be drunk. against Jacksonville. Bieniemy's broken thumb combined with Selig realized he couldn't obtain AL West teams. Players and owners also Police said Cothran was not Cothran's suspension spells problems for the Clncy offense. additional concessions, and Chi- Owners plan to add Phoenix to pledged to work together to grow injured In the accident. He was cago White Sox owner Jerry the NL and Tampa Bay to AL in the game internationally, per- taken to Mlddletown City Jail, Cothran was a third-round since late in his rookie year, Reinsdorf signed Albert Belle to 1998, and say the creation of two haps starting a quadrennial and later was released on his draft pick out of Ohio State In including the first 11 games a record $55 million, five-year 15-team leagues may necessitate World Cup-type tournament own recognizance. 1994. He had been a starter this season. deal, angering some owners who up to 30 interleague games per similar to soccer. PRIDE Continued from page four. powerplay goals. This, coupled lot of games are going to be close Pace is first two-time with UAF"s second worst power- going into the third period. That's wards and we cant allow those killing average in the CCHA. when you have to be strong." guys to roam around and do what (.756), could prove to be a spark they want to do." Powers said. for the Falcons. Powers challenged his team to winner of Lombardi "We've got to be much more ag- Perhaps the biggest determin- raise their level of intensity dur- gressive and intense throughout ing factor of the team's outcome, ing the third stanza "Games are The Associated Press Ohio State to have a legacy of Two linemen - Larry Kelley the game." is how they will play down the going to be won in the third great offensive linemen, and of Yale In 1936 and Leon Hart One aspect of the game that stretch in tight games. period. We've lost the games in HOUSTON - Ohio State he is the best we've had since of Notre Dame in 1949 - have has returned to the Falcons re- the third period," Powers said. offensive tackle Orlando Pace I've been there," coach John won the Heisman, but both cently is the success on the "We're pretty angry with the "Some guys want to play when is the first two-time winner of Cooper said. "I told the Rose were ends. powerplay. BG connected on five effort of the team when games the game's on the line, other guys the Lombardi Award, being se- Bowl people he's big, he runs a Ohio State offensive line of 11 man advantages against the are on the line," Powers said. want to hide In the backseat when lected Thursday night as the 4.9 (40-yard dash), bench pres- coach Mike Jacobs expects Buckeyes last weekend. BG "We've been outscored almost the game's on the line, because nation's top college lineman of ses 500 pounds and goes hunt- Pace to be a first-round NFL Jumped out to a 3-0 lead in Satur- 2-1 in the third period. That is a they don't want to be the one to 1996. ing with a switch." selection next year if he de- day's match on three consecutive real statistic to defeat, because a make the mistake." The 6-foot-6, 330-pound, was Pace has been mentioned as a cides to forego his senior the first sophomore to win the Heisman Trophy candidate, season and take that route. award in 1995. This year, he and he gets plenty of support "What would you tell your beat out Arizona State tackle from Cooper and former son If he could be the first or Come lb Our holiday Open ^/buse Juan Roque, Nebraska defen- teammate Eddie George, the second pick in the draft?'' December 6, 7, & 8 at sive end Jared Tomich and 1995 Heisman Trophy winner Jacobs asked. "As a coach, you Virginia Tech defensive end and a 1,000-yard rusher with try to handle a player as if he Cornell Brown. the Houston Oilers this season. were your own." Pace's play helped the Buck- "He should win if it goes to Ohio State leads all teams Packages plus... eyes to a 10-1 record and their the best college football player with five Lombardi trophies, first Rose Bowl berth in 12 in America for the year, and he including two for Pace. Ne- years. is definitely one of the best. If braska and Notre Dame have "We've been fortunate at three each Yankee Candle All boxed Cards not the best," George said. 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ft Music fromGirls VenusBoys and Mars Guys listen to what? Brandon Wray The Back Pages

What does the average college- age male listen to when he needs to deal with his problems or emo- tions? What music can only guys really understand because they are guys? Who is the male ? Your first thought may be: Do guys really have emotions that they work through? Beyond that, the answers vary from guy to guy. Eddie Vedder, Billy Corgan, Axl Rose, Trent Reznor, the Afghan Whigs and Morrisey all present some representation of the male experience. "Mel- lon Collie and the Infinite Sad- ness" is about a day in the life of a teenage boy. The Afghan Whigs' "Gentlemen" is all about the modern male's atti- tudes toward women. It is brut- ally honest without being Snoop Dogg-ishly vulgar. The Whigs' Greg Dulli writes from the perspective of an innocent boy who has grown up and now faces these mysterious creatures called women who he tries but cannot relate to. Everything he does is taken the wrong way and he can- not understand. Dulli in "Debonair" writes "Hear me now and don't forget/ I'm not the man my actions would suggest/ A little boy I'm tied to you/ I fell apart that's what I al- ways do." Jason Huber, senior history major, said that Pearl Jam is a good band to listen while think- ing about or dealing with prob- lems. He said that the lyrics are very meaningful and can be ap- Sheryl Crow Is of one today's class of autonomous and Independ- plied to personal situations. Pearl Provided by University music library and sound recordings archives ent female musicians. Jam is a good example of the A favorite of many guys, Axl Rose performs for nee In Colorado In 1991. male experience, he added. The best music for guys to listen He added that he listens to treme that you feel better listen- never be afraid/ I used to be when they are angry is Alice in and Marilyn ing to it because you realize your somebody." Chains and Guns n' Roses, Huber Manson when he needs to deal situation is not that bad. Ryan Frisby, senior theatre 'Chicks' get said. with his problems. Young said he Trent Reznor's lyrics certainly major, agreed that Trent's music Todd Young, sophomore art thinks guys like intense music do express the anger of a typical is very male central. He added he major, said he agreed that Guns where you can feel anger and Generation X male. In "Down in likes to listen to industrial, heavy n"Roses is good music to listen to rage because it helps you vent. it" off the disc "Pretty Hate grunge music, Henry Rollins, their voice if you are angry or depressed. He added that you can relate to Machine" he sings, "I used to be and sometimes Ice Cube when he "I can identify with Axl's Trent Reznor"s music when you so big and strong/I used to know Natalie Miller Female artists don't aim to anger," Young said. are down and his music is so ex- my right from wrong/I used to See GUYS, page nine. The BC News bash men.they just focus on the strength of women and Girl music? For our genera- their resistance to mistreat- tion, it's not frivolous, whiny ment. No Doubt's "Spider- Beat poet returns with 'Skeletons' or weak. The current wave of webs" states,"You take advan- female artists are strong and tage of what's mine/You're independent, providing better taking up my time/Don't have Brandon Wray protests. role models than in the past. the courage inside me Ao tell The Back Pages He has now returned with "The Alanis Morissette, of course you please let me be." Ballad of the Skeletons," an leads the pack. But others are Relationships have always Allen Ginsberg saw the best eight-minute epic that rages rising fast. No Doubt lead been a large source of musical minds of his generation des- against the corporate-political singer Gwen Stefani shows inspiration. Sheryl Crow's troyed by madness, starving hys- establishment. "Skeletons" is a spunk and action in her music "Can't Cry Anymore" says terical naked... poem read by Ginsberg and set to and videos. Jewel, Sheryl "Too much time I been spend- Ginsberg's started his classic music performed by Paul Crow and Faith Hill also ex- ing/with my heart in my poem "Howl" that way in 19SS McCartney, Lenny Kaye, and press autonomy and vitality. hands/Waiting for time to and he has been an important Philip Glass. "Skeletons" is a come and mend it/I can't cry figure in American literature very straightforward poem that Alanis gained her fame from anymore." Modern women since then. He has now returned criticizes the racist, homophobic "You Oughta Know", a song of aren't waiting for things to be with the album "The Ballad of and conservatives factions of so- resentment and anger against handed to them. Faith Hill the Skeletons". ciety. Ginsberg's social commen- a man who had hurt her. A lot writes, "Don't need a bed of Ginsberg, now 70, has been an tary has been called "liberation- of people, male and female re- roses/Cause roses wither American icon since the 1950's minded" and emphasizes kind- lated to this song, rocketing away" in "Take Me As I Am," when he joined Jack Kerouac and ness and tolerance. He talks her into the spotlight. She de- revealing the desire to have other Beat generation figures on about gridlock in Washington in fies the normal "nice girl" honest relationships. We like their legendary cross country one line. "Said the Presidential precedent, and challenges music that relates to our lives, trips. When he wasn't on the skeleton, I won't sign the bill/ many stereotypes. For exam- and speaks to our emotions. road, he wrote some of the most Said the Speaker skeleton, yes ple, Alanis issues the warning It's a great way for the artist influential poetry of the last SO you will." "You took me for a joke/you to express herself and for us years. The conservative movement is took me for a child. You to connect with it. "I think The label Beat generation a target in "Said the Yahoo skele- didn't think I'd come women musicians are more came when one of them de- ton, stop dirty art/ Said the right back/You didn't think I'd expressive, and not so angry," scribed their journeys as "going wing skeleton, forget about your show up with this ammunition says sophomore Melanie Joss. until we're beat." heart." on my back,"in "Right Music can be excellent way to Ginsberg has made a career Ginsberg talks about the abor- Through You." Kerri Killion, make a statement about soci- out of being a cultural icon. He tion controversey in "Said the sophomore English major, ety and attitudes. has been a staple at political ral- right to life skeleton, fetus has a said "I love Alanis because she No Doubt's "Just A Girl" at- lies and major social events since soul/ Said the pro-choice skele- doesn't take any crap from the 50s. In the 60s he could be ton, shove it up your hole." men. She's very in-your-face." See GIRLS, page nine. seen as the middle-aged balding hippie scenemaker at Berkeley See GINSBERG, page nine.

> pag&«ight _ The News Friday, December 6, 1996 Movies relate to anxieties J.P. Marshall like Ferris Bueler, is a "what if" The Back Pages movie. How would you make "It was a movie that had a kid representing your woman? What would she 'Terris Bueller's Day Off"- what I once was and the other kids in it were look like, how big would her •'Sportos, Motorheads, Geeks, breasts be, would you make more Sluts, Bloods, Wastoids, Dwee- my friends." than one? Every guy I know bies, Dickheads, they all adore would give anything to be I this him. They think he is a righteous Sophomore Jason Seiler situation. dude." TJ. Upshaw, a sophomore IPC "Weird Science"- about 'The Breakfast Club" major, loves this movie. "How about a nice greasy pork "The two guys created a super- sandwich served in a dirty ash- natural being that they con- tray?" movies to help us remember math class, bored to death, and trolled and she had to do any- "The Breakfast Club"- what it was like to be a teenager said to yourself, "What if I just thing they wanted," Upshaw said. "You see us as you want to see and to be back in high school took the day off with my friends I am sorry to say that "Sixteen us, in the simplest of terms or the again. and hit the town?" Candles" was my least favorite most convenient definitions. But Personally, "The Breakfast Michael Murphy, a sophmore of the batch But this is not be- what we found out is that each Club" is my favorite of these four business major said that if he cause it is a bad movie, but be- one of us is a brain, an athlete, films. This movie picked an indi- could have manipulated his par- cause I am not a female. This and a basketcase, a princess and vidual out of each of the major ents and teachers like that, he movie appeals to all of those girls a criminal." cliques in high school and put would have never of gone to out there that had a troubling "Sixteen Candles"- them in a room together forcing school. adolesence. Whether is was from "Can I borrow your under- them to interact with one an- Ferris Bueller shows us what a geek lusting after you, you lust- wear?" other. Because this movie has a could happen if we all were a ing after the hot studdly senior, brain, an athlete, a princess, a little more courageous and were or whether it was the grandpar- What is it about these four bastketcase and a criminal, it is willing to take that risk. Not to ents telling everyone that you movies that makes people keep able to appeal to all sorts of audi- mention that Matthew Broderick now have"boobies." This movie watching them over and over? Is ences. Anybody could watch this does a great imitation of "Twist deals with it all and make you it their plots, their characters, or film and relate to it. We were and Shout" while standing on a laugh in the process. maybe they are just really these kids in high school. This is parade float in the middle of Chi- Kim Buehler, a sophomore funny? I think that it is a little of what made this movie great. cago. The movie also gives good criminal justice major, said she the first two and a lot of the last. Jason Seiler, a sophomore tips on how to fake out your par- could Identify with the main Each one of these movies tries to business major, said he could i- ents when you want to stay home character in several ways. do the same thing for us though, dentify with a character in the from school. Believe it or not, the "I had to face some of the very they take what we like or disliked movie. thing he says about the cold and same problems when I was grow- Public ReUllaM about high school and exploited "It was a movie that had a kid clammy hands actually worked. ing up. I felt like I was watching it. For some of us, maybe our representing what I once was and "Weird Science" is a movie for parts of my life as I watched the parents gave us a hard time or the other kids in it were my all of those guys out there that movie," Bueler said. maybe we were geeks and the friends," Seiler said. have dreamed of finding the per- bullies pushed us around or "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" is fect woman. But in this movie, Each one of these films accom- 'Carol' captures maybe it was all of these put one of those "what if" movies. instead of finding the perfect plishes several things. They all together. But no matter what, we This movie reminds you of all the woman, the two geeks create the make us laugh and they all take survived and now we use these times that you were sitting in perfect woman. "Weird Science," us back a few years. Christmas spirit GINSBERG Scott Shrlner so engaging and seem so en- Continued from page wven. modern poetry. Fellow Beat Wil- the Back Pages thusiastically engrossed in the Name a current social issue liam S. Burroughs recorded a si- It's the end of the first week of story they are telling. Bryan and it likely appears in "Skele- miliar style spoken-word poetry December, and we've seen a Richards, seen earlier this tons." album "The Priest They Called lot more rain than snow. In the year in "American Buffalo," The whole poem is set to anth- Him" with Kurt Cobain in 1993. last few weeks, we've even as the third spirit, is especially em-like music written Ginsberg, Now as 70-year-old man who had a couple of days that energetic and it's too bad his McCartney, and Glass. It has a has done it all in life Ginsberg seemed like Spring. But de- interactions with Scrooge contemporary rocK sound to it. has begun to slow down. He told spite this distinctly non- have his face obscured by a "Skeletons" is in the same vein as the New York Times that he has Yuletide weather, as I walked towering, hooded costume, the Beat poetry of the 50s which moved into a new loft in New out of "A Christmas Carol," I because the rest of the show, was often set to jazz. York with an elevator so he was caught up in the holiday his facial expressions are a de- "Skeletons" follows in the tra- doesn't have to walk up stairs. He spirit. light. dition of "Howl," another long also has a bad heart now and "A Christmas Carol" (being As for Scrooge himself, BG poem and his most famous work diabetes. Because of his health performed on University resident Peter Mackey, who which detailed the exploits of the problems he said that he only Hall's Eva Marie Saint Stage played the magician Alcandre Beat generation. Also on the smokes dope once a week now. through Sunday) offers the in "The Illusion" back in Oc- album is a version of "Amazing Drugs had played an important largest conglomeration of tober, is terrific in the part, Grace." Ginsberg took the music part in the literature of the Beats. actors and technical staffers appropriately gruff and un- of the American classic and He is also retiring from teaching seen so far this season at BG reachable at first At the end changed the lyrics to describe at Brooklyn College. Theatre. The cast and crew of the show, though, he's got a the plight of the homeless. "The Ballad of the Skeletons" have been deep in the rehear- gleam in his eye, and it's im- "The Ballad of the Skeletons" is available on Mouth Almight sal process since early in the possible not to smile as he album is an excellent example of and Mercury Records. semester. starts dancing around the All the time and work put stage, wishing you a Merry into the show have paid off. Christmas. Directed by PhD. theatre stu- There are a lot of other dent Nathalie Highland, the stand-out performances, in- FRIDAY NIGHT classic Charles Dickens story cluding Matt Pierce's memor- comes to BG with a lot of skill able turn as the ghost of Jacob and good cheer. Marley and young Scrooge. I OY ICiiii Apartments DEC 6 Since even more people Scott Smith has his tongue ■ :

GIRLS GUYS sr Continued from page feven. Followers take Continued from page leveri. tacks stereotypes about female needs to deal with his problems mindset. If there is such a side. fragility: "I'm Just a girl living in or is feeling depressed. "I used to be so big In "Something Changed" off captivity/Your rule of thumb "It focuses my anger and gives and strong/I used to "Different Class" he sings about makes me worry some." Women cue from Evita the aggression a point of those rare times when you meet today disbelieve many anti- release," Frisby said. know my right from someone important. "I wrote this quated ideas about how women In addition to that Frisby said song two hours before we met/I he thinks there Is other music wrong/I used to should behave, and It's captured Franclno Pamet with Evita boutiques from New didn't know your name or what in this song: "Cause I'm just a York to L.A. that guys can get meaning out of. never be afraid." you looked like yet/ Oh, I could'- The Associated Press "The Pet Shop Boys make some girl, little ol'me/Don't let me out Eva Peron, an illegitimate child from "Down in it" ve stayed at home and gone to of your sight/I'm just a girl, all Don't cry for followers of fash- born into poverty, died in 1952 at music that deals with male an- bed/ You could've gone to see pretty and petite/so don't let me ion even if their latest role model 33. During her life, she mobilized guish that is just phenomenal," is a "fake" female voice, and mu- your friend instead/Life could'- Frisby said." They are one of the have any rights/Oh...I've had it is a dead dictator's wife. They're upwards by capitalizing on her sicians like are 10 ve been very different but then up to here!" just taking their cue from "K- feminine charms, which did not best of this era" times better than her. something changed." Frisby also said guys can get a lot On the lighter side of things, In "Pink Glove" on Pulp's "His Maybe our preference for this vita," the film starring Madonna go unappreciated by a string of as Eva Peron, in which flirty "40s out of many female musicians Frisby said that Jimmy Buffet's 'n' Hers" album Cocker sings kind of "chick" music Is our way suitors. When she married auto- fashions rule. crat Juan Peron, she became one also. music is good to listen to relax about a typical guy concern of of saying "We've had it up to To merchants and designers, "Musicians like Tori Amos, "It takes all your negative "how can this girl that I like go here." It's great to see that wom- of the most powerful women in it's more than a film... it's a fash- Argentina. Sarah McClaughlin, and Indigo emotions and reverses them," out with a stupid guy like that." en are making names for them- ion moment. Just call it cinema An erstwhile radio broadcaster Girls make music that any guy Frisby said."Buffet writes from He sings "He's got your heart/ selves and providing strong, self- couture. and actress, she was unapologe- who is In touch with his feelings a very male perspective too, he He's got control/ I know you're reliant role models. I think the The movie doesn't hit the tic in her extravagance. The first can identify with," Frisby said. talks about laziness and alcohol." never going to be with me ... I re- superpopularity of these female screens until Christmas but lady of Argentina wowed crowds "They are the same type musi- England's Pulp makes music that alize that you'll never leave him artists reflects the hunger in already Evita-wear carries the by flaunting Dior suits with cian as Trent Reznor in that they is not as overtly angry as Nine but every now and then in the young women for someone to re- mark of big business. Recent nlpped-in waists, entrance- are are very lyric-oriented. Any Inch Nails but Is certainly bitter, evening you could get it right late to and provides excellent en- covers of Vogue and Vanity Fair making gowns, rows of ruffles, guy who listens to Trent can male oriented, and somehow op- first time." Ultimately guys tertainment for men and women. tout the tough-yet-sexy stance of and jewels that shouted glamour probably get meaning out the In- timistic. Pulp's songwriter Jarvis probably do have feelings and the late Mrs. Peron. 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Calling 311 for music fix Darren Llderbach from 311. TheBackPages I've never been very excited about band videos. I saw a Nir- 311 (pronounced three-eleven, vana video a year or so ago, with for those unfamiliar) of Omaha, a disgruntling version of "Smells Neb., probably the only band Like Teen Spirit" that moved me anyone can name from Omaha or to tears. So I was surprised with anywhere else in Nebraska for 311's. As videos go, it features that matter, have kept them- the members more than the mu- selves busy. In just a few short sic, showing footage of years, they have released three playing only very few songs live, , including "Music" (with such as "" and "Do You Right" and "Visit"), "Freak Out." There is, however, "Grassroots" (with "8:16 a.m." a great amount of interview time and other groove-laced tracks), with the band members (Nicho- and their latest full-length effort, las Hexum, vocals and guitar, the self-titled "311" (with tracks Chad Sexton, drums and percus- "Down" and "All Mixed Up" of sion; Tim Mahoney, guitar; MTV fame), have toured con- P-Nut, bass; SA Martinez, vocals sistently, and have recently and scratches). Movie features MTV stars released an hour-long video and The video is full of insights to four-song cd package titled "En- the personalities of each mem- larged to Show Detail." ber, from nice-guy Mahoney to Beavis and Butthead do America The CD stresses the versatility dirty (an overwhelming opinion) of 311's talents. Sure, the first Martinez. In addition to inter- The BG News With a slight misunderstanding ting their talents to the sound- morons are international song, 'Tribute," is rather similar views, a fair portion of the video of the word "do," the guys find track are The Red Hot Chili superstars and the show is to the band's other songs. But has footage of a certain, urn, Beavis, a blond guy in a themselves leavin' on a jet Peppers, White Zombie, Ozzy broadcast into 71 territories "Let the Cards Fall" pays great drug. Piercings, dances, songs, Metallica t-shirt, and Butt- plane. Osbourne, LL Cool J, No Doubt, through MTV affiliates in tribute to 311's musical abilities, rantings, ravings, rehearsals, head, a dark-haired guy in an In Vegas, things don't go ex- Rancid, Southern Culture On Europe, Japan, Asia and Latin featuring a nearly two-minute in- bongs and much much more AC/DC t-shirt ~ two teenagers actly as planned, and they be- the Skids, AC/DC, Engelbert America, as well as via inde- strumental Intro. Imagine Duran await you in this tape, including obsessed with their as-yet un- gin a cross-country trek with Humperdinck and Isaac pendent broadcasters in Europe, South America, New Duran and the on speed just what 311 sounds like live If fulfilled desire to do America. the thug, the ex-wife, two ATF Hayes, who has helped re- you havent enjoyed that experi- With "Beavis and Butt-head Do Agents and a bunch of senior arrange the "Beavis and Butt- Zealand and Australia. and you have the style of the The inspiration for Beavis third song, "Gap." And "Fire- ence before. America," the duo go where citizen tourists. head" theme song with the o- Personally, the package is a the TV show has never gone Paramount Picture presents, riginal "Shaft" band. Audi- and Butt-head came as Judge, water," although not fantastic who holds a degree in Physics, bargain. If you're a 311 fan or before ~ not only off the couch, in association with Geffen Pic- ences may also recognize manv (but still good), is experimental, was trying to make that all-too- with and SA Mar- just like their style, I guarantee out of the living room, and tures, an MTV Production of a of the guest voices on-hand for you'll want it. And there's even a beyond the limits of thetwon of Mike Judge Film, "Beavis and the film. common shift from the world tinez's voices slowed to Barry of math to comedy. "I was surprise at the end of the video Highland...but across America. Butt-head," created by Mike "Beavis and Butt-head" de- White pitch. OK, that's really not playing around with animation possible for Martinez. All in all, (though not much of one ... it's The duo's jouney cross coun- Judge. Directed by Mike Judge buted on MTV on March 8, try begins when their TV is sto- and written by Judge and Joe 1993. A natural outgrowth of to try to break into comedy," the four songs bring good tidings, just not listed on the packaging). recalls Judge. "I was trying to I hope, for what is yet to come Enjoy. len. Beavis and Butt-head look Stillman, the film is produced "MTV's Liquid Television," not everywhere for it, including a by Abby Terkuhle. David Gale only has the show helped re- draw a guy I went to high EVITA seedy motel where they meet a and Van Toffler are executive write the book an animation, school with and one of the at- sleazy redneck named "Mud- producers. but the characters have be- tempts ended up being Butt- Continued from page nine. dy" who says he'll pay them It wouldn't be Beavis and come cultural icons, elevating head. Then I drew Beavis and $10,000 to fly to Las Vegas to Butt-head without music, and stupidity to an artform. it evolved into a two-minute plained her predicament: "Ton- would rather be with you." meet his ex-wife, "Dallas." among the musicians contribu- In fact, the heavy-metal animated filam." ight you see me in disguise, wear- Still, why does a notorious poli- ing these loathsome trappings I tician, dead nearly a half- have to put on because of my job. century, rate a post-mortem style Pay no attention. You know I tribute? Crooner keeps going and going

Darren Llderbach Sessions," and after listening to album, much to be expected from tent, singularly incredible in mu- "Wrong to Love You," "Return to The Back Pages it, I think I have a better feel for the veteran musician. sical quality. The album starts Me," and, arguably the best song the fabled place. with "Pretty Girls Don't Cry,' a on the album, "Sweet Leilani." "If you drive down the Califor- In this, Chris Isaak exhibits his song of infatuation and self- nia coast and just keep goin' and Yes, Chris Isaak, pretty boy fantastic writing abilities with deprecation. "I know you don't There's even a cover of Roy goin', you'll find yourself in a crooner, is back. With bandmates moving lyrics and sounds. And, love me but/I'm watching you," Orbison's hit, "" place called Baja - more cactus Kenney Dale Johnson (Drums, as he is known for, shows his some of the words go. (sans backup singers and orches- than people, more time than wor- Vocals), Rowland Salley (Bass, listeners just what crooning is as tral strings, dum dum dum du- ries and surrounded by the ocean Vocals), and Hershel Yatovitz he hits notes I couldn't hit with Some songs are depressing, mmy dooah). and the sea. It's a great place to (Head Guitar), Chris Isaak has even the worst of groin injuries much like those on "Forever slow down and play your guitar released an album wholly unlike and notes as deep as the hole in Blue," such as "Waiting for My All in all, the album's just fan- and the perfect setting for ro- "Forever Blue," the ultimate Kurt Cobain's head. Lucky Day" and "I Wonder." And tastic. There is truly something mance." Such reads the back of break-up album of the 90s. But And the songs? How are they, some are romantic love songs for everyone on this album. the new Chris Isaak CD, "Baja "" is one great you ask. They are varied in in- like "Back On Your Side," Check it out. Cinemark Theatres and aCINEMA5^aT $2.00 Fare STUDENT REC CENTER HOURS i® [1234 N. Main St. 354-0558 For Persons 4-64 Years of Age L. A 101 Dalmations (G) T • FOR FIELD HOUSE HOURS CALL 2-9900 Sat/Sun 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:30 8:55 $1.00 Fare Space Jam (PG) rFor Elderly (65+), Handicapped Persons & Children 4-13 w/Adulf" SUN MON TUES WED THURS FRI SAT Sat/Sun 12:30 2:40 8:0010:10 Transit I.D. Card Required Th» Mirror Has Two Face* (PG-13) • Available at Grant's Administrator's Office, f UECV Sat/Sun 4:45 354-6203 Ittpa-M ) Ransom (R) T Sat/Sun 1:00 4:30 7:00 9:45 Van w/ Lift Available: Wheelchair Access & f 17lf 18"lf 19lf 20lf 21 | Jingle All The Way (PG) Group Seating 111 m-Spmllinrn-IOpml 111 MI ISoJInui 1l*alll1ia (JHIIUMI *aJI BOSM Sat/Sun 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:15 9:30 T Daylight (PG-13) Hours: 6:00 A.M. - Midnight 22l| 23l Sat/Sun 12:15 2:50 5:10 7:45 10:15 Monday - Saturday Gmm J^ootn J Q3(^)QJQg)Q] J •NO PASSES BG Taxi information is available in large print and 29 If 30\ \ audio tape format upon request. 1 Quad II Owai J\u m 1 pal 111 MI 1 pallu pa 1 p Service Area: Bowling Green

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