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DEFUNCT ADJUNCTS Faculty face issues with compensation, limited career pathways

Jenny Morse, a PhD adjunct professor, explains an assignment to one of her classes. PHOTO BY NATALIE DYER COLLEGIAN

By Seth Bodine However, 60 percent of un- been at the University for over track and tenure track faculty adjunct: Jenny Morse. @sbodine120 dergraduate classes are taught by 10 years, according to Jenny are treated. The most distin- Morse, the chair of the Facul- non-tenure track faculty, mean- Morse, chair of the Faculty guishable di† erence is pay. ty Council’s Standing Committee At Colorado State Univer- ing they are hired temporarily Council’s Standing Committee The average full-time tem- on non-tenure track faculty, said sity, adjunct faculty face chal- or on a contractual basis, accord- on non-tenure track faculty. porary instructor in the College most departments on campus lenges with work compensation, ing to the 2014-15 report of the This large percentage of ad- of Liberal Arts on a nine-month do not invite non-tenured track are under represented in faculty non-tenure track survey at CSU. juncts is common at universities. appointment is paid $37,937, ac- faculty to vote on the council, council and receive little to no A total of 19 percent of At a national level, 70 percent of cording to the 2015-16 CSU Fact- even though last year, policy teaching evaluation. courses are taught by other sta† instructional sta† positions are book. An average tenure-track changed to allow them to vote for About 43 percent of teach- such as graduate students and held by non-tenure track faculty professor on a nine month ap- their department faculty repre- ers are adjunct professors at administrators. according to the American Asso- pointment is paid $118,180. Sal- sentatives. Morse said she does CSU, according to Dan Bush, According to the 2015-16 ciation of University Professors. aries vary between departments. not believe departments have vice provost of faculty a† airs. In CSU Factbook, out of a total of Adjunct pay, representation There is little representation implemented the change, and 2012, 22 percent of CSU’s facul- 1,789 teaching faculty, 721 are and hiring processes from adjuncts on Faculty Coun- adjunct’s ability to vote largely ty were special and temporary non-tenure track. Despite their large presence cil. Out of the over 90 members depends on how the department teachers, according to a report Forty percent of the at University, there is a discrep- of faculty council representa- codes are written. in the Collegian. non-tenure track faculty have ancy between how non-tenure tives, there is only one that is an see ADJUNCTS on page 14 >>

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Rocksteady 824Tattoo S. College Ave Rocksteady Tattoo970-449-4695 COLLEGIAN.COM 2 Tuesday, October 25, 2016 FORT COLLINS FOCUS OFF THE OVAL Ted Cruz to rally for Darryl Glenn in Loveland Wednesday

By Karissa Miller @KarissaMiller17

Former republican presi- dential candidate Ted Cruz will hold a rally in Loveland for Darryl Glenn, a U.S. Senate candidate on Wednesday, Oct. 26. The event begins at 11 a.m. and goes until 12:15 p.m. at the Embassy Suites Hilton conference center. Registration is required for the event and can be found on the Darryl Glenn website. Facing incumbent U.S. Senator Michael Bennet, Glenn is polling at 35.8 percent whereas Bennet is sitting at 51 percent, which is 15.2 percent higher, ac- cording to the latest Politico poll. Currently serving his second term as the El Paso County District 1 Commissioner, Glenn serves a district of over 130,000 people. He is a lawyer, a retired Air Force officer and owns a small business. Cruz, R-Texas, endorsed Glenn in mid-June. Congressman This bridge in The Butterfly Woods Natural Area along the Poudre River is one of the most photographed places in Fort Collins. Ken Buck, R-Colo., will be joining PHOTO BY BROOKE BUCHAN COLLEGIAN the rally as well. Considered a fiscal conserva- tive, Glenn has worked towards cutting government waste and was Follow @CSUCollegian in charge of several positions that on Twitter require the oversight of multi-bil- Seth Bodine ollegian lion dollar programs, according to News Editor .com his website. Considered one of three swing counties in Colorado, Larimer County includes Fort Collins, Loveland and Estes Park, and runs Like CSUCollegian up to the Wyoming border. The Q: What drew you to student media? on Facebook other swing counties in Colora- A: In highschool I was a reporter for our school’s monthly magazine. I liked do are Jefferson and Arapahoe being in a newsroom setting, and getting to write about diœerent things all the counties. time. When I came to CSU, I knew immediately I wanted to get involved. According to Politico, these three swing counties accounted Q: What are your favorite hobbies? for 30 percent of Colorado voters A: Reading, writing poetry, art, and swing and blues dancing. for President Barrack Obama in 2008. Holding a large portion of Q: What is something unusual about you? Follow undecided voters, the Larimer, Jef- A: I can’t blow up a balloon. CSU Collegian ferson, and Arapahoe counties are on Instagram crucial battle grounds for someone Q: Spirit animal? trying to win over the Colorado A: Red Panda. population. For more information on how Q: Best joke you know? to register and attend the “Get Out A: What do you call a lion wearing a fancy hat? A dandelion. the Vote!” Loveland rally for Darryl Glenn, with U.S. Senator Ted Cruz and Congressman Ken Buck, visit Follow the Darryl Glenn for U.S. Senate CSU Collegian Website. on Snapchat Karissa Miller can be reached at [email protected].

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ELECTION GUIDE 2016 ballot drop o locations, 6 times in Fort Collins 201

By Austin Fleskes @MrPacMan80 and the Elks Lodge. On campus, day at any of the voter service To check voter registration voters can turn in their ballots to centers. or status of a ballot, voters can in- the North Ballroom of the Lory Ballots can also be turned in put their information on the Col- As the ballots begin to arrive Student Center, as well as get at select grocery stores around orado Secretary of State website. to registered voters around cam- replacement ballots or change Fort Collins. These grocery With over 250,000 voters in pus, students and community their address. stores include: Larimer County, according to members have several ways to the Colorado Secretary of State vote during the 2016 election. website, some members of the “The political Ballots were sent to regis- King Soopers on S Timberline Rd CSU community are working to tered voters across campus last Monday, Oct. 24 to Friday, Oct. make sure students at CSU, as process is meant week, and all registered voters 28 from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. King Soopers on N College Ave well as other new voters, are in- have until 7 p.m. on election day, Safeway W Drake Rd formed on how to vote and why it for you and Tuesday, Nov. 8 to submit their Saturday, Oct. 29 from 9 a.m. to is important. New Era Colorado ballot in person. 1 p.m. Safeway on E Harmony Rd is a non-profi t group focused on it’s meant to For many CSU students, this Monday, Oct. 31 to Friday, Nov. 4 registering young people to vote. is their fi rst election and their from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Taylor Smith, New Era Col- work the way fi rst time fi lling out and sending These grocery stores, like orado’s northern program man- in their ballots. Saturday, Nov. 5 from 9 a.m. to some of the voter service centers, ager, said voters under the age of you want it to,” After fi lling out the ballot, 1 p.m. are accepting ballots only at cer- 35 have close to 40 percent of the place it in the security sleeve Monday, Nov. 7 from 8 a.m. to tain times of the day throughout eligible voting population. Smith wrote. provided. Then, place it in the 5 p.m. the next few weeks. The grocery “This year, millennials and envelope provided. After signing stores will accept ballots on the people under the age of 35 are 1 “Democracy and sealing the envelope, the bal- Election Day: Tuesday, Nov. 8 following days and times: in every 3 eligible voters,” Smith lot is ready to either be mailed or from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. wrote in an email to the Colle- works best when dropped oƒ at any voter service gian. “We have a bigger voice center in the state. Friday, Nov. 4 from 8 a.m. to 5 than ever! We want to make sure more people Mailed ballots must have p.m. that we turn out and utilize that postage and be received by a voice for the issues that really participate in it.” county clerk by 7 p.m. on Nov. 8. All the voter service and poll- Saturday, Nov. 5 from 9 a.m. to matter to young people.” Ballots can be dropped oƒ 24 ing locations will accept ballots 1 p.m. “The political process is meant hours a day in the Larimer Coun- at the following times: Monday, Nov. 7 from 8 a.m. to for you and it’s meant to work the TAYLOR SMITH ty Courthouse. If a voter is not registered 5 p.m. way you want it to,” Smith wrote. NEW ERA PROGRAM MANAGER Other voter service and to vote, not registered in their “Democracy works best when polling centers in Fort Collins current county, or prefer to vote Election Day: Tuesday, Nov. 8 more people participate in it.” include the Council Tree Cove- in person, they can register and from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. Austin Fleskes can be reached nant Church, the Drake Center vote at any time until election at [email protected].

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By Rachel Telljohn students said Kaden Smith, lead The major sponsor for the had access to the innovative Warren, vice president of Sa- @racheltelljohn organizer. The hackathon con- equipment used during the hack- research space and the com- nofi Pasteur, which is one of the sisted of interdisciplinary teams athon was Hewlett-Packard, ac- puter lab. A nearby classroom top vaccine companies in the Colorado State University from electronic art and the col- cording to Smith, lead organizer. had been converted into a sleep world. students competed in a 48 hour lege of liberal arts. “(The teams are creating) zone and a hallway held food for Other judges included challenge to create a virtual real- “It’s really interesting to see unique innovative experiences,” the teams. Dr. Kenny Gruchalla, of the ity experience over the weekend. that come together,” Smith said. said Tanner Rohnke, an intern Alumni groups toured the National Renewable Energy RamHack was a hackathon, Teams were given a variety of for the virtual reality program. hackathon on Saturday. In addi- Laboratory, Dr. Winifred New- an event where teams of people di erent VR technologies to help Rohnke said participants tion to viewing the design space, man, from the University of work on software projects. The develop their virtual experience. were still awake working on they were able to experience Arkansas, Paul Martin, from event was part of CSU’s virtual “(There are) all kinds of their projects when he arrived the CSU VR Experience that Hewlett-Packard, and Dr. Amy reality initiative, which aims to toys here that they are using to at 5 a.m. on Saturday morning. premiered on Friday. Rudolph Banic, from the University of expand virtual reality use on the create,” said Alan Rudolph, vice Some of the completed ex- said the experience is a virtual Wyoming. campus. president for research at CSU. periences included an open fi eld introduction and tour of CSU Teams presented their fi n- Eight teams competed for The prices of the equipment composed of mannequins, a and alumni are the fi rst test au- ished experience to each of the cash prizes by creating virtual ranged from $10 to $90,000. driving simulation and a series dience. judges Sunday evening. reality experiences. The team Four main pieces of equipment of models that showed scale by The teams were judged All of the participants were in fi rst place won $1,000. The included a CAVE wall display, an shrinking the participant down on idea formation, design and given Google Cardboard glass- three to fi ve person teams were Oculus rift, an HTC Vive and a to atom size or up to dinosaur methodology, creativity and es, which allows anyone to have comprised of undergraduate and Microsoft Hololens. While they size. cross-disciplinary focus and a virtual reality experience graduate students, and even two can be used to create realistic The hackathon took place presentation, according to the with their smartphone. 13-year-olds. video games, the teams worked in the Aylesworth design lab, guidelines given to each team. Collegian Reporter Rachel Traditionally, hackathons to create immersive educational home to a temporary virtual re- One of the judges for the Telljohn can be reached at news@ are focused on computer science experiences. ality studio or demo lab. Teams hackathon was Dr. William collegian.com

CRIME UPDATE Fort Collins crime wrap-up Man pleads not guilty to stabbing, SWAT investigates drugs By Allec Brust charges of fi rst degree murder determined date. dragon blind in one eye and ini- gation o cers and the SWAT @brustyyy after deliberation, assault with a Both defendants have been tially unable to walk after the team were called in to provide deadly weapon and armed bur- in custody at the Larimer Coun- attack. the warrant at 8:15 a.m. Thursday Oct 13: Fatal glary. ty Jail since Feb. 10. the day after Friday, Oct. 21: Drug in- No charges have been fi led, stabbing suspect pleads not Two weeks ago, Corzo-Aven- police were called in to investi- vestigation in Loveland in- and the investigation is ongo- guilty dano entered his not guilty plea at gate a stabbing at 1623 Stover St. volving minors ing. A man accused of killing a the Larimer County Justice Center Stabbing victim Sara Mon- A search warrant was is- Sgt. Je Pyle would not Fort Collins woman and serious- before 8th Judicial District Judge, dragon called for help around sued on Friday in downtown reveal whether the substance ly injuring another is pleading Julie Kunce Field, who will serve as midnight to report that her and Loveland after minors were investigated was marijuana or not guilty to an assortment of fel- the judge presiding over his trial. her mother had been stabbed. suspected of buying drugs. another illegal substance or ony charges. Tomas Vigil, Corzo-Aven- Her mother, Kathy Mondrag- Authorities suspect the drug. However, the warrant did Tolentiono Corzo-Avenda- dano’s co-defendant, took a plea on, was fatally stabbed in the incident occurred at 304. N. result in the seizure of an un- no, 26, has the potential of seeing in September that downgraded head and neck. There was also Cleveland Ave. next to the disclosed amount of substanc- life in prison or the death penalty his 20 charges to a single count a child in the duplex during Crow Hop Brewery and Tap- es, according to Sgt. Pyle. if he is found guilty after his 13- of fi rst-degree burglary. Vigil the alleged attack who was not room, across from the Down- Collegian reporter Allec day trial is completed. The trial will face 10 to 24 years in prison. harmed. town Legion Building. Brust can be reached at news@ will begin Feb. 21 and will include Field will sentence Vigil at an un- The attack left Sara Mon- Loveland criminal investi- collegian.com.

SLiCE, HPI, and the Murphy Center of Hope to host events for homelessness prevention month

By Allec Brust awareness and action month in Center of Hope will combine their month to a close. help from Plymouth Congrega- @brustyyy November. e orts and host events and activi- On December 3, the Murphy tional United Church of Christ. This is the fi rst time the three ties around CSU that the commu- Center will host the “Mission to The event aims to raise awareness As the months get colder, the organizations have partnered to- nity can take part in. Hope” walk. The walk will take and funding to support HPI’s mis- homeless population has more gether for the campaign. The events include conversa- place spanning the stretch of N. sion of keeping people in housing need for resources to live their “The hope is to create a sus- tions about veterans who experi- College from the Catholic Chari- during times of crisis. lives comfortably. Colorado State tainable movement such that every ence homelessness, intersectional ties Mission to the Murphy Cen- For more information about University’s SLiCE o ce,the November, we can come together feminism and homelessness and ter. the events visit the SLiCE face- Murphy Center for Hope and the around this issue, until homelessness policies that a ect poverty and According to SLiCE, the Mis- book page. More information Homelessness Prevention Ini- no longer exists in our community,” homelessness. sion to Hope walk raises aware- about HPI can be found at www. tiative are working together on a Michael Pupiales and Pamela Norris At the end of the project, the ness for those who experience homelessnessprevention.net community-wide campaign to end wrote in an email to the Collegian. Murphy Center for Hope and HPI homelessness. Collegian Reporter Allec homelessness in Fort Collins. The During the course of Novem- will hold two community events That same night, HPI will Brust can be reached at news@ events are part of homelessness ber, SLiCE, HPI, and the Murphy in Fort Collins to help bring the host their annual sleep out with collegian.com. OPINION Tuesday, October 25, 2016 5

SMILE ON YOUR BROTHER How to stay friends with people despite di ering opinions

Light for your candidate? What’s most to post, see step 2. but not enough that they have Now is the time to exercise important to you? Lay it all on This time, stop pandering any real reason to be upset that Mikaela any of the power you have over the line here and be ready to with your sources, though. You you published something about Rodenbaugh all of your loved ones. You can rebut in any way necessary (even don’t need to keep it moderate them. After all, you have plausi- start by sharing all the political- if you have to interrupt). anymore, you’re fi ghting to win. ble deniability on your side. ly motivated shit you can fi nd I’ll admit, in this stage, your Make sure whatever you post No matter what medium on your social media. This is heartfelt defense of your candi- comes directly out of the mouths you use to portray them, make the time to bring awareness to date can be a little half-baked, of the [insert explicit bias here] sure in the end they come o“ as Step 1: Us vs. Them the issues that you care about. but it’s still early. There’s time to media. totally stupid, and you come o“ Some people say the fi rst Really wear your politics on your make ground before the next de- Step 6: Research for Your authentically--as a hero. step is to admit you have a sleeves, so there’s no question bate showdown. Besides, more Second Family Debate Step 8: Stage your Second problem. Whoops, did I say what the right choice will be this than likely, you’ll have a long, While you’re at it with those Debate, the Battle Royale you? I meant them--they have a November. quiet pause after this debate to social media articles, it’s time to Put all that confi rmation problem. Make sure that you’re collect your thoughts. start pulling up facts and fi gures bias to good use, because it’s Thats right, your friends and sharing the kinds of content Step 4: Utilize the Cold for your next debate. This time time for another family fi ght. family--people who you loved that will immediately shame the Shoulder you’ll have no excuse for being You fl eshed out all your weak- and trusted, get ready to say other side. That always changes Unless you’re a spineless caught o“ guard by your loved nesses in the last debate (al- sayonara to that relationship of people’s hearts and minds. In phony shill, you had better be one’s moronic opin- I mean, facts. though lets be real, the weaker mutual respect, because you’re fact, the worse you paint those ready to stop contact with Aun- Make sure to source directly link is always the other side) not an enabler, and their way of who don’t share your political tie Shirley or Uncle Sam. This from the agenda you’re trying to and now you’re ready to redeem thinking is evil. Of course, others beliefs, the better. You want part is vital as it really shows get across. For example, if you’re yourself. will suggest that you just change them to really feel terrible about your dedication to the political going to bat for Candidate A, Of course this is a double the subject, or they’ll remind the way they think. After all, this values you uphold. make sure you reference www. edged sword, expect your family you that it’s better not to talk is America. Be the change you want to candidateA.com at least 3 times. to have also redoubled their ef- about politics in mixed compa- Once you’ve shared to your see, especially if that change is a Step 7: Use Thinly Veiled forts to argue for their cause. By ny. They’re wrong too. heart’s content, its time for the really quiet, peaceful change. Go Passive Aggressive Tactics to now, you’ll get a sense of where Folks it’s time to confront next phase, and possibly the dark. They don’t agree with you, Highlight your Superiority everyone will fall (spoiler alert: the elephant (or the donkey) in most important one thus far. they don’t need to see you. If you’re a writer like me, you will fi nd several morons in the room. Your loved one isn’t Step 3: Debate the Merits Step 5: Re-a­ rm Your now is the time to bring up an your midst.) voting for your candidate. They of Candidate A or Candidate B. Politics Online incident with your loved one Step 9: If You Haven’t don’t have your same political This is what you’ve been Okay, now is the time to that went terribly, but remem- Changed Minds, Write Them values. Once you can admit that practicing for: now is the time to break your silence, but not ber to leave out any names. You O ” they’re wrong, everything else completely obliterate your foes, directly. No, that would be too don’t want to spoil the mystery. So, you’ve presented the case will be easier. err, I mean, your family. Make personal. Engage with social Just put enough in there so that Step 2: Lead Them to the your case. Why are you voting media again. For ideas on what they know you’re mad at them, see POLITICS on page 6 >> OPINION 6 Tuesday, October 25, 2016 Gary Johnson is not the face of third parties

third party candidate. can governor, and throw oŠ the and Republican parties. The It’s not a bad thing for these Alexandra Gary Johnson has cam- electoral counts. But with the issue with that? Libertarians candidates to embrace their Stettner paigned like he is the only viable polls in New Mexico, it looks like often identify with Republicans, divergent nature. Hammering option to “save” us from Trump Clinton has a clear win. McMul- and vice versa. Most Democrats the idea in voters heads that @alexstetts and Clinton. I have never seen lin is beating Johnson at his own don’t identify with the Liber- third parties represent some- or heard him mention Jill Stein, game. tarian Party due to the stark thing bigger than their ideology, who is still polling well for the I understand that he’s diŠ erences of the economic but represent options, and that Green Party and has very similar running a campaign and in the policies and social welfare there is an option for everybody, The other day, I received my views to Bernie Sanders. Sand- race to win the presidency, but at programs that are underpinning will result in higher numbers for ballot in the mail. Looking at ers clearly identifi ed with a large the same time, he has expressed the Democratic Party. If it was third party candidates not only our list of candidates, I couldn’t portion of the Democratic Party, his desire to encourage third just those three, we would have for the presidential election, but believe we were actually here, and Stein serves as an excellent party growth overall, not just a Democrat elected every time, also local elections, which are forced to see Hillary Clinton and alternative to Clinton for some the Libertarian Party. He can’t and that is not representative of arguably more important. Donald Trump on our ballots folks. support third parties and not our electorate. This would also So don’t just vote for Gary -- and I’m sure others felt the Not to mention Evan Mc- acknowledge success across the apply if the Green Party became Johnson because he’s the third same. Mullin, of Utah, who is running board for these diŠ erent parties a major third party -- the liberal party, fi nd a candidate that fi ts The other shocking thing as a “true” independent. The and independents -- especially vote would be split and we would you for your opinions. That about seeing the list of presiden- funny thing about McMullin? as it becomes clear that he will only have a Republican. makes more of a statement than tial candidates was the long list He’s leading Utah in some polls, not win the presidency through Third party candidates will voting for the guy who cam- of third party candidates. I had and is in a statistical three-way electoral votes. all succeed more if they work paigned on bragging about his no idea there was a Unity Party tie with Clinton and Trump. I’ve always felt that the together. Part of the appeal of physical fi tness for a few weeks. and a Liberation Party, but with Johnson’s whole campaign has growth of third parties could third party candidates in Amer- the campaigning done by Liber- rested on the idea that he could never be furthered by just one ican politics right now is a break Alexandra Stettner can be tarian Gary Johnson, he would win New Mexico, his home state party. In this case, we would just from the two party institutions reached at opinion@collegian. have you think he was the only where he served as a Republi- have Libertarian, Democratic, that run our government today. com

>> POLITICS from page 6 Just in case your zombie Collapse by Brainless Zombie you all think the same way; it’s you’re better than those inso- extensively, and you still don’t friends and relatives could be Assholes. easier that way. lent bigots. Knock ‘em dead. agree with these insuŠ erable swayed. Not likely, but don’t Step 11: Challenge Your It’s worth mentioning, if A note for the brain-dead: people. In extreme cases, it give up hope. You never know Friends you’re dating right now, make Please understand that this may make more sense to move what will reach past their thick Since your family is clearly sure you also never date some- piece is satire and should not away and change your name, skulls. a lost cause, challenge your one who isn’t voting exactly the be taken seriously. If you do but usually, you can get by just Maybe these terrible friends to spread the good same way. You wouldn’t want take it seriously, we all hate by aŽ rming how brainless people can be redeemed. news of your political epiph- to dirty your hands (if you you, and you’re probably voting these people really are. I mean Maybe you can convince them anies. This is of course after know what I mean) for the wrong candidate. candidate B, are you serious? to be good people, like you. you’ve pared down, since you Step 12: Repeat at Step 10: Bring Up Guns, Wouldn’t that be a story? couldn’t possibly be friends Thanksgiving Mikaela Rodenbaugh can be Abortions, or Immigration Think of the headlines: Hero with people voting for the Pretty self explanatory. reached at opinion@collegian. with every Meal Girl Saves America from wrong candidate. Make sure Good luck, and remember, com

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Fort Collins Housing Guide . livingfoco.com SPORTS Tuesday, October 25, 2016 7 Rams red zone o ense among best in nation By Chad Deutschman @ChadDeutschman (in the o‹ season) that we when and has become the undisputed we get in the red zone, we need biggest receiving threat, boast- to score, we need to get points ing 36 receptions for 570 yards Colorado State football’s re- and not turning the ball over, not and fi ve touchdowns on the year. cord will show that the team is getting penalties that get us out “I said it at the beginning of average, sitting at 4-4 through of fi eld goal range,” Stevens said. the year, I said it in camp, (Gal- eight games. The team’s record “It’s just kind of like they pushed lup) will get better every single will show that CSU is set up to on us once we crossed the 30 you week,” Bobo said. “Here is a guy fi nish the year stuck in the mid- have to a completely di‹ erent fo- that didn’t play football at all last dle of the pack. cus and just be tuned in to what year at junior college. He was What the record doesn’t show we’re doing because mistakes a high school quarterback. He is that the four losses have come can cost you points at that point. is a raw receiver, but over time against teams who hold a com- Mistakes on any part of the fi eld with coaching and understand- bined 23-6 record and that CSU are bad, but specifi cally in the ing what we’re trying to do con- is amongst the nation’s leaders in red zone when you have points ceptually, he will get better. The red zone o‹ ense (11th nationally). in front of you don’t want to give thing that we did this week was Of the teams 29 trips to the those up. It’s just a bigger focus at made it a point of emphasis to get red zone on the year, 27 have that point.” him the ball early. The last cou- Izzy Matthews scored two touchdowns in CSU’s 42-23 win over UNLV. resulted in points. Of the two That focus has resulted in PHOTO BY ABBY PARR COLLEGIAN ple weeks he had only touched times the team has failed to con- no red zone turnovers in eight it really in the second half so we vert a red zone trip into points, games, and a fi ve for six perfor- over in the red zone. Let’s get Gallup’s long touchdowns. We’ve wanted to give him some oppor- one came against Wyoming on a mance against UNLV. Coach points while we’re down there.” got to have some more of those tunities in the fi rst half and he missed fi eld goal. The other? In Mike Bobo reiterated Stevens’ For Bobo, the recent success because it’s hard to score and for responded.” the midst of blowing out UNLV thoughts. in the red zone is gladly accepted, us to keep that up all year, I don’t If Gallup can continue his last Saturday, CSU held a 42-23 “Its all about focus,” Bobo but he wants to see the o‹ ense think we’ll be able to do that. I hot streak with some help from lead with under a minute re- said. “We’ve done a good job on be able to have more drives end hope we will, you always want to fellow new comers Detrich Clark maining and had the ball in the focusing in the red zone and we from long scoring plays. be e£ cient and we’ve done a nice and Anthony Hawkins, who the red zone. Running back Bryce capitalize, we’ve got to focus a lit- “The thing about it is we’ve job of doing that down there.” team featured frequently in the Peters was marked down short tle bit better on third down.” been in the red zone probably Junior transfer Michael Gal- win over UNLV, and the CSU of the end zone as time expired, “We are doing a really good more times than anybody in our lup is one of the players stepping o‹ ense continues to put up red hardly being able to count as a job in the red zone of converting league,” Bobo said. “And it’s good up and making the big scoring zone e£ ciency, the CSU o‹ ense failed attempt in the red zone. for touchdowns,” he continued. that we’re e£ cient, but I’d rather plays Bobo wants to see. Gal- can ascend into the peaks of the What does the team attribute “And the other thing, is we hav- have some more explosive plays lup has scored on plays over Mountain West ranks. this success to? For quarterback en’t turned the ball over. That’s from longer distance outside the 30-yards in three straight games. Chad Deutschman can be Nick Stevens, it is all about focus. the big thin. You want touch- red zone, which we’ve got the Gallup has consistently im- reached by email at sports@ “It was one of the big focuses downs but don’t turn the ball last couple weeks with (Michael) proved throughout the season collegian.com.

SPORTS COLUMN Michael: CSU in solid position with Stevens back at quarterback By Justin Michael vens has consistently played UNLV, Stevens got the o‹ ense ground, complementing Ste- did. Now the o‹ ense needs to @JustinTMichael quality football and has shown going early and it resulted in a vens’ passing attack in what was continue to grow and put to- improvement from week-to- 35-point halftime lead. Obvi- an extremely well balanced of- gether a solid four-quarter per- CSU football has a bye week week. After struggling mighti- ously UNLV is not the same cal- fensive performance. formance, and with two weeks this weekend, but heading into ly to convert on third down at iber opponent as a Boise State, We have seen all season that to prepare for the Bulldogs, now the Nov. 5 matchup with Fresno Boise State the week before, the but Stevens deserves a lot of the Rams have the talent in the is the opportunity. Through State, the Rams are playing their Ram o‹ ense converted 10-18 credit for his play in a must-win backfi eld to compete with any- eight games, these programs are best football of the season thus third down opportunities and game. one they may face. We have not going in opposite directions and far and are in excellent position 3-4 fourth down opportunities Stevens played well Satur- always seen a team however after starting 1-7, the Bulldogs to compete for a fourth consec- at UNLV, a key statistic in their day, but like in any win, there that can play complete football fi red head coach Tim DeRuyter utive bowl appearance. dominance over the Running were multiple aspects of the for an entire game and the proof Sunday. After being upset at home by Rebels. game in which CSU truly dom- is in the win-loss column. Even This is a program in disar- Wyoming in early October, CSU All game Stevens progressed inated. The o‹ ensive line dom- if the victory Saturday, UNLV ray and the Rams need to take has played three conference op- through his reads and made inated for the majority of the managed to make things inter- advantage by securing a victory ponents this month and come well-timed throws to keep the game, giving Stevens plenty of esting by outscoring the Rams and getting one step closer to away with a pair of crucial victo- chains moving and the o‹ ense time in the pocket and creating 23-7 in the second half. bowl eligibility. It has been an ries, including the most recent on the fi eld. Stevens does not huge gaps in the run-game. In the third quarter of the up and down year but CSU cer- road blowout over UNLV (42- have a big arm, but the redshirt Coming into the season this last three games, CSU has been tainly has the superior talent 23). The loss to the Cowboys junior showed excellent touch was an area of play that most outscored 38-14 and has been in at least three of the four re- was certainly a wakeup call for on multiple deep balls last Sat- expected the Rams to succeed shut out in the previous two. In maining games (Fresno State, head coach Mike Bobo and the urday, including a 37-yard dime in, but it has taken some time the fourth quarter of those three Air Force, New Mexico, San Rams, but now sitting at .500 (4- to Olabisi Johnson, which put for this group to culminate as a games, CSU has outscored their Diego State). Stevens led this 4), the team appears to be com- the Rams in position to go up unit. When the O-line plays like opponents 34-20, 13 of which team to a bowl game in 2015, ing together right as they enter 14-0 in the fi rst quarter. they did Saturday, there is not came in garbage time against time to see if he can do it again the most important part of the Stevens played pretty de- much this o‹ ense is not going to UNLV. in 2016. season. cent two weeks ago, but he did be able to do successfully. CSU After the loss to Boise State, Collegian sports reporter Since reassuming the start- not start making the big plays averaged 4.6 yards per-carry Stevens and the o‹ ense needed Justin Michael can be reached by ing quarterback role, Nick Ste- until it was too late. Against and racked up 230 yards on the to improve on third down and email at [email protected] SPORTS 8 Tuesday, October 25, 2016

BASKETBALL Defense top priority for CSU hoops

By Justin Michael @JustingTMichael in and putting in the type of work in practice to get serious results. As the Colorado State men’s “We listen very well to coach basketball team gets closer to and we play hard,” Butler said. opening the season, it is evident “We play hard in practice. We that the Rams are prioritizing work hard in practice. Our work defense and rebounding. ethic is our biggest strength right CSU struggled defensively now.” last season and their inability to Eustachy has always been a get stops resulted in the Rams hard nosed coach whose teams giving up at least 80 points in 16 rebound well and play physical games — 15 regular season games defense. Last season the Rams and one in the MWC Tourna- were better on the glass than ment. their opponents, bringing down One area that really hurt about 5.5 more rebounds per- the Rams was transition de- game, but the latter lacked exe- fense o of rebounds or o en- cution. sive turnovers. CSU averaged “Coaches know everything 11.6 turnovers per-game and is about buying in,” Butler said. opponents averaged 6.1 steals “Listen to him (Larry Eustachy) against CSU. and we are going to win. Buy Following Friday’s prac- into the system and we are go- tice, Hill College transfer guard ing to win, period. He (Eustachy) Devocio Butler emphasized that knows what he is doing. He has the team is working on defensive won in di erent places and he schemes and getting it right as a has won here.” unit. Although players like Butler, “We focused on defense all Che Bob and Braden Koelliker practice,” Butler said. “Right now were not around to experience we are striving to be the best de- last season, the junior college fensive team possible. I feel that transfers are just as ready to get Colorado State guard Gian Clavell (3), drives to the basket during last week’s game against UTEP. we will be a way better defensive out there and compete. PHOTO BY ABBIE PARR COLLEGIAN team than last year because that “It is di erent when you are what he (head coach Larry Eu- coming from a junior college,” mixed with the new Juco guys, getting to the NCAA Tour- The Colorado State men’s stachy) is focusing on. One hun- Butler said. “Coming from a ju- everybody wants to win. Every- nament. Individual achieve- basketball team opens the sea- dred percent all he is focused on nior college, it is your second body is buying in because they ments are not on the minds of son with an exhibition game is stopping people.” chance. Junior college players have the same goal.” this group. against Regis at Moby Arena on Butler made it clear the are hungrier to listen. Not try- What is that goal? Be- “There is no other goal,” But- Nov. 8. coaching sta has made defense ing to take anything away from ing the first men’s basketball ler said. “That is the goal, win the Collegian sports reporter priority-one, but more than that, anyone else. As far as the Play- team in school history to win Mountain West and get to the Justin Michael can be reached by the players are genuinely buying ers that are here from last year, the Mountain West, and then tournament, period.” email at [email protected]

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The Colorado State Climb- ing Team swept the scoreboard at the Rock’n & Jam’n collegiate competition Oct. 15, placing fi rst in the women’s division and claiming the fourth through seventh positions in the men’s division. Already with three Na- tional Championship wins, it is again looking like the team will have another successful year. Club popularity is booming with over 70 members, dozens of whom are freshman. Even peo- ple who haven’t climbed a day in their lives are joining, fi nding the group’s atmosphere to be kind and welcoming. “The best part is gaining friends,” said Loren Lamb, pres- ident of the club. “Its a really big community, and everyone is super welcoming.” Lamb started climbing his freshman year after hearing about the team from his hallmates. “Tried it out,” Lamb said. “Fell in love with it.” Right away, Lamb said he no- ticed how di‹ erent climbing is from other sports. “It’s the type of sport where people cheer each other on no matter their team,” Lamb said. Lamb said his team is not just Matt Johnston double checks his rope and cams after anchoring his rope on top of Duncan’s Ridge on Horsetooth Reservoir, Fort Collins, Colorado. for the pros; it is for everyone. PHOTO BY GRANT WHITTY COLLEGIAN “Even if you have never climbed before, we tell you to try it perience on his resume. His fi rst The team’s twice weekly strength conditioning. 40 feet. out see how you like it,” Lamb said. experiences with sports as a kid practices cover a whole range of Member Dan McClure looks The club is always accepting While Lamb was not able to were all misfi res until his parents individual and coached exercis- forward to the opening of Fort new members. An entry fee of compete at Rock’n & Jam’n him- forced him to take up climbing. es. The day begins with an hour Collins newest climbing gym 80 dollars gives you three days self due to an injured leg, fresh- Despite his initial fear of heights, of bouldering, which involves Ascent Studio coming this No- a week of professional climbing man Anna Kelly competed for Loe grew to love the sport. Today, stronger moves over a smaller vember. Upon its arrival, the experience with one of the top the fi rst time in her college ca- Loe said, “Its my life. Its what I route, or sport climbing, requir- team will transfer over from collegiate teams in the nation. reer. She placed fi rst in the wom- do for a living.” ing high endurance over a much their current home at Mira- In the words of Loe, the most en’s division, an achievement she With regards to freshman longer route. Then, the team mont North. Lamb anticipates important thing to ask yourself is still reeling from. looking for an activity to take up, undergoes exercises related to the new gym’s massive climbing is: “If you’re not having fun, why “It is a puzzle for your body,” Loe recommends going to the specifi c climbing techniques wall. It is projected to be near- are you there?” Kelly said. “Very meditative. Recreation Center’s climbing wall. before heading o‹ to the gym’s ly twice as tall as Miramont’s, Matt Smith can be reached at Very fun.” “You’re paying for it, (and machines and weights for some which already towers at around [email protected] Her team members also you) might as use it,” Loe said. make the experience worth- He also urged new climbers while. They are a source of a lot to ask questions. In the climbing of good vibes. community, “people are always Climbing in the third grade there to help,” according to Loe. and went to her fi rst competi- Olivia Todd, a four year vet- tion fi ve years later. Kelly said eran on the team, had nothing she turned to climbing because but good things to say about she was kicked out of gymnastics her experiences. for allegedly being too accident “When you fi nd out how prone. Because of how new she awesome the community is, it is to the collegiate circuit, Kelly makes you want to stay,” Todd is still learning the fi gurative and said. literal ropes. But, with her cur- A common thread along rent track record as proof, Kelly which all club members talked will surely be a force to be reck- about was the social aspect to oned with in the future. climbing. Between the people testing Cody Moore said, “Go- out the climbing walls at the Rec- ing climbing with friends is a reation Center and the climb- social activity.” ing team’s new additions, more After hearing about the team freshman are taking up rock on Facebook and attending a few climbing than ever before. Re- meetings, he began to love the club. sponsible for turning these new Freshman Charlie Sprink- fi sh into national competitors is man said he enjoys the friendly team coach Andrew Loe. atmosphere of the club. Describing himself as a sum- “(They are) some of the mit professional rock climber, nicest people I’ve ever met,” A pile of rope and cams, getting ready to be used to scale one of the many lines at Duncan’s Ridge at Horse- Loe has 16 years of climbing ex- Sprinkman said. tooth Reservoir, near Fort Collins, Colorado. PHOTO BY GRANT WHITTY COLLEGIAN ARTS & CULTURE Tuesday, October 25, 2016 11

Show o your school spirit with these CSU-themed Halloween costumes By Maddie Wright @maddierwright of paper will do the trick just and your partner can get a tooth perfectly. For added e ect, you costume and boom! Instant #re- Halloween is right around can even build yourself a min- lationshipgoals. This one is great the corner. If you still do not have iature Hughes Stadium to wear because it is super easy to put a costume and are looking for as shoes. Maybe even get some together and requires no arts something to show o your CSU origami mountains going in and crafts. spirit, then look no further— your hair. Construction Worker Today: Oct. 25 here is a list of unique, easy-to- The Free Speech Stump With all the construction make costumes you can wear at Tree costumes are pretty constantly going on on cam- The Impact of the Presidential Election on U.S. all of your Halloween parties; easy to come by, but if you want pus, it is only reasonable to Foreign Policy and National Security they will all make for some great to CSU-ify it, cut it in half and honor them by dressing up as Instagram posts. make it the stump from the Pla- them for Halloween. A con- 5:30 p.m. - 6:30 p.m., Behavioral Sciences Building Rm 131 Cam the Ram za. To amp it up, feel free to start struction worker costume is Featuring Greg Dobbs: Two-Time Emmy Award-Winning Journal- For an easy one, go as the preaching/screaming about easy to come by, and if you ist, Former Foreign Correspondent for ABC News, and Recipient of beloved Cam. Go as the mas- your opinions on the upcoming want to kick it up a notch, con- the “Distinguished Service Award” from the Society of Professional cot in a CSU jersey with some election. For even more atten- sider attaching a CSU sticker Journalists. Presented by CSU's International Studies Program horns, or go as the real ram and tion, see if you can get a friend to to your hard hat. and the CELL. add some fur, a CSU blanket and come by and shout things back Ram Ride crawl around on all fours. If you at you. To piggyback o of the Cam Film Screening: He Named Me Malala Campus Tour Guide really want to commit, you can the Ram costume, make yourself 6:00 - 7:30 p.m., LSC Theatre get a group to lead you around Get a nice green shirt, a name a quick cardboard car and “drive” Award Winning Documentary: This inspiring documentary about with leather leash all night. tag and walk around enthusiasti- around all night o ering to drive courage, survival, and triumph over adversity tells the remarkable This one has the added perk cally spewing fun facts about the home your drunk friends at all story of teenager Malala Yousafzai, who was attacked by Taliban of no one having to ask what CSU campus. For added e ect, the parties as a Public Service gunmen in Pakistan for advocating girls’ education. Rather than be you are because it is so obvious get a group of your friends to fol- Announcement. silenced, Malala emerged as a global voice for the education rights and adorable. low you around taking selfi es and A therapy dog of children, and in December 2014, became the youngest-ever Tony Frank asking questions. Or ask your A simple dog costume you recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize. Get yourself a nice looking younger sibling to join the group can buy at a costume store with grey suit and a solid goatee, and to look bored and disinterested a red service shawl will be per- Veteran’s Symposium 2016, Day 2 you are ready to go. the whole time. fect. Since the CSU campus is A professor The Alley Cat Café practically crawling with dogs 9:00 am -3:30 p.m., Lory Student Center Come celebrate veterans. A variety of topics will focus on careers This look can be completed Venturing a bit o campus, all the time, it is a perfect way and transition issues. with a neutral color cardigan and you can use your old pair of to demonstrate school spir- rectangular glasses. Now, just cat ears and sip some co ee all it. Everyone will know what walk around telling dry jokes for night for the perfect Alley Cat you are. Tomorrow: Oct. 25 the rest of the night and inspiring Café costume. the youth of today. Horsetooth Maddie Wright can be The Africa Center Panel Discussion: African The A Couples costume alert! You reached at entertainment@ Refugee Resettlement in Northern Colorado A solid white “A” made out can get a simple horse costume collegian.com October 26, 5:00 p.m. - 6:00 p.m., LSC Grey Rock 290

LIBERTARIAN MEMES This Week: CineRam - Suicide Squad Johnson’s internet problems October 27, 4:00 p.m. - 6:00 p.m., LSC Theatre By Matt Smith @latavatalo Pow-wow 101 5:00-6:00 p.m., Eddy 100 Thirty thousand dollars Join local resident, Randy Medicine Bear, who will explain the for “internet web memes” is basics of Pow-wow. The presentation will range from the different not something one would ex- styles of dancing and singing, to the traditional aspects of pect to fi nd while perusing the Pow-wow, including an overview of the day’s events and celebra- expenditure reports of a pres- tion. idential nominee’s Super PAC. But, that is exactly what can be found in the campaign fi l- Upcoming Events: ings for Libertarian candidate Fall Clean-Up Gary Johnson. Johnson desperately wants November 5, 9:00 a.m. - 1:00 p.m., LSC Grey Rock 290 to be the millennial candi- Ethics Colloquium: The Neenan Company; date. His internet campaign is designed to appeal to Gen Overcoming an Ethical Crisis Y and break down the con- November 9, 10:00 a.m. - 11:30 a.m., LSC Grey Rock 290 ception of the unknown in- dependent destined to lose. PHOTO COURTESY OF WIKIMEDIA COMMONS. But, Johnson’s true success in popular media has been less see a vote for Johnson as a vote To try and counter this sen- than positive. thrown away. timent, the pot-smoking former In a political landscape “His odds of winning are so New Mexico governor has made more divided than ever, John- low,” said CSU freshman Luke a name for himself this election son is presenting himself as the Grattan. “He has a less than 1 season by taking a rather unique middle ground. Instead of be- percent chance of winning.” approach to his campaign. Aside ing forced to decide between Even some supporters will from public appearances and the greater of two evils, vote not risk casting a Johnson ballot. interviews, Johnson’s Alter- independent, argues Johnson. “I agree with him for the nativePAC has been funding But, with November inching most part,” said CSU student extensive operations on the in- closer, this argument seems to Lewis Duncan. “I am a Liber- ternet. Some of these endeavors be not picking up quite enough tarian, but I would not vote have been more successful and steam. Many fi rst-time voters for him.” see JOHNSON on page 12 >> ARTS & CULTURE 12 Tuesday, October 25, 2016 ALEC REVIEWS MUSIC Saint Motel delivers pysch-rock fi lled album with ‘saintmotelevison’ By Alec Erickson be just around 32 minutes long. other, whether you are listening @CTV_Ace From front to back, it is a pret- to the brass in “Destroyer” or the ty strong indie album that is piano-centric “Local Long Dis- To most indie bands to- best described as a dance-pop tance Relationship (LA2NY).” day, success is often defi ned record. This is the band’s debut The record speeds along and has by becoming a one hit won- release under Elektra Records. trouble slowing down. It’s always der. For Saint Motel, their The same record company that on the up, and before you know success seemed to be limited notable acts such as Love and it, the 30 minutes are up and you to their massively acclaimed The Doors have been signed to. keep coming back to listen again single “My Type.” The band We see much of Hollywood’s in- and again. was mostly unnoticed by fl uence in this record. From past While the musical stylings major outlets following the L.A.-based bands to the glamour of the record may have been release of their fi rst album and showmanship of the entire complex, the lyrics are a lot “Voyeur” back in 2012. Now, record. Everything about this more basic in every way possi- most people recognize the record has a purpose. It is de- ble. The main themes here fo- name of one of the hottest signed to deliver you a experi- cus on relationships and that’s indie bands to take over air- ence and unique listening than really about it. It doesn’t matter waves in recent years, and all anything else. if it’s “For Elise” or “Getaway,” in anticipation of their newest Musically, “saintmotele- everything about the lyrics is release “saintmotelevion.” vison” might o cially fall un- trying to be relatable. The only Los Angeles-based Saint der the alternative label, but it track that stands out and may- Motel is best described as an should really be classifi ed as a be not for the right reasons is indie rock band. However, pop dance-pop or even pysch-rock “Born Again.” The religious un- is better suited to represent the fi lled album. Infl uences of past dertones are less than subtle in bands musical styling. It isn’t eras refl ect in the music, and this track, and the overall tone often you see a band gain much there is a blend of modern syn- of the whole thing makes it the critical acclaim from a E.P., yet thesizers with the rhythms and most awkward part of the en- that was exactly the case after tempos made standard back in tire record. While it is not near- Saint Motel’s release of “My the day. From the fi rst track we ly as bad with any other track, PHOTO COURTESY: ITUNES Type” in 2014. The E.P. climbed see that the tone of this record nothing really shines like “Hap- cords to listen to. Its main goal cord, it isn’t all that hard to fi nd multiple Top 40 lists around is set to be very upbeat and fast py Accidents.” Overall, lyrically is to get you on your feet and something that you will enjoy. the world. Now, with a whole paced with the aptly named song there isn’t much depth or sub- moving along to the music, and It’s a pretty strong record and new momentum behind them, “Move.” Saint Motel delivers on stance to the record. it succeeds. Saint Motel found worth at least checking out. we have fi nally reached the re- trying to inspire the listener to Should you listen to it?: Yes a whole new rhythm follow- Glamour is the name of the lease of their sophomore release either get up on their feet or just While it isn’t the most com- ing “My Type” and have used game, and Saint Motel are the “saintmotelevision.” nod along to the beat of the song. pelling record that has been re- that to their advantage. While ones making the rules. “saintmotelevison” is a 10 All the tracks really try their leased in the last year, it is one “Move” might be the overall Alec Erickson can be reached track record that clocks out to hardest to stand out from one an- of the most entertaining re- standout track of the whole re- at [email protected]

>> JOHNSON from page 11 viral status. source material. LYRIC MOVIE REVIEW public than others, such as AlternativePAC must As one campaign sta - his viral “Dead Abe Lincoln” have had some of that meme er probably asked, who can advertisement in which the money left over when they forget Dos Equis’ “Most “Harry and Snowman” former third party victor ab- started this next campaign. Interesting Man in the solutely trashes Trump and The past few months have World”? Everyone. The an- Hillary. seen a silent prolifera- swer is everyone. Other endeavors have tion of Johnson-themed His recent series of breaks the documentary mold been slightly more ques- photoshops and image ga es—from not recogniz- By Alaysha Powell tionable. captions, the humor be- ing the Syrian confl ict epi- @alaysha_powell glue factory. It was in that moment that The apparent result of hind which is perplexing. center of Allepo to drawing de Layer chose to rescue the horse and Johnson’s web memes in- While the Libertarian’s a blank on foreign leaders name him Snowman. Snowman and de vestment, the Alternative- campaign has not publicly he admires—have gone We all have that faint memory of Layer became an inseparable team and PAC’s YouTube account, assumed ownership, there more viral than any picture struggling to stay awake while our grade launched a legendary career together. has slightly over a hundred is no other rational expla- or video AlternativePAC school teachers showed a boring fi lm I can honestly say that I am not the subscribers and seven short nation for the existence of has ever produced. But, de- on an animal migration during science. biggest fan of documentaries, especially advertisements. Minimalist these images. spite the recent turmoil, his These types of fi lms were called docu- when the only thing I knew about the and set to weird techno mu- One semi-popular shot at the presidency is far mentaries, and while the poorly created plot was that it was about some guy and sic, these videos just reek of picture features Johnson from over. ones may have turned you o from the his horse, but I am glad I gave this fi lm a trying too hard to go viral. juggling and riding a unicy- While Trump stumbles, entire genre completely, “Harry and shot. I am a huge animal-lover, and I am The fi rst presents two cle with the caption “here Johnson picks up more Snowman” will surely change that. not ashamed to admit that I cry my eyes varieties of ice cream, choc- come dat Gary,” a confusing points; he closes in on three “Harry and Snowman,” directed by out during anything dealing with them olate Trump and vanilla attempt at riding the band- states in the polls and holds Ron Davis, is a fi lm about the relation- being rescued. I have always kept res- Clinton. Then a Johnson wagon of an already dead a massive 16 percent in Col- ship between a man and his horse and cue animals instead of going to a store fl avored variety appears Vine fad. orado, some of the highest the incredible journey that they shared or breeder, and I do feel that it creates next to a caption that reads, Upon seeing this image numbers by any third party together. Harry de Layer is a Dutch im- such a strong bond. Any of my fellow “How about that, there’s for the fi rst time, CSU fresh- candidate in recent history, migrant who came from Holland. He animal-lovers will understand and love a third!” man Jordan Bingel said it the Colorado Independant immigrated to Long Island, New York, this fi lm. Another video com- “makes (Johnson) look kind and Inquisitr News report. after the end of World War II where he Davis does a good job capturing this pares the election process of foolish, honestly. Not ef- Even if he misses his was o ered a job as a riding instructor emotional bond. Davis made de Lay- to fi nding matches on Tin- fective at all.” shot in 2016, Johnson’s his- for Knox School. I never even heard of er truly seems like he and his family der. After swiping right Then, there are the im- toric run will be remem- this school before seeing this fi lm, so have touched the lives of several peo- on Johnson, the caption age captions reminiscent of bered for a long time. His for those of you who are curious, this ple despite his fl aws. During the war, he reads, “This year, don’t the kind of content shared trendy internet campaign? is a pretty prestigious institution. It helped hide Jewish people from being settle. Score.” by middle school Face- Not so much. was during his time here that de Layer persecuted. However, he had his own All together, these videos book groups in 2011, but Matt Smith can be stumbled across an Amish plow horse issues as well. have an average view count with a political angle and reached at entertainment@ that was getting ready to be sent to the see LYRIC on page 13 >> of 6,000, quite far o from complete disregard for the collegian.com ARTS & CULTURE Tuesday, October 25, 2016 13

GOOD, CLEAN FUN Things to do on Halloween besides party By Camila Nadalet @camnadalet 1. Go to the store, buy a whole vert is have people over and make carnivals or activities for chil- be fun, perhaps a smart option is bunch of candy, and go home Halloween-themed food. From dren in the area. It is a fun way to do some homework. to consume it all yourself while mummies in a blanket to Jack- to get involved, and you can still So, there it is. If partying is It is well known that soci- binge-watching your favorite show O-Lantern stu’ ed peppers to dress up and will likely be able not your thing, there is no need ety generally expects college on Netfl ix. tombstone brownies, Pinterest to eat as much free candy as you to feel any pressure to go out students to get substantial ex- This is a very valid option for will be your best friend in guiding want. and be social around a bunch of perience in drinking and par- something to do on Halloween if you and your peers through the 4. Do homework! people you do not know, because tying while at school. And, with the party scene is not your thing. perfect, three-course Halloween For the most fun option of all, there are quite a few other fun Halloween on the horizon, the There is no shortage of candy in meal. study for your tests or write that things to do with your time this possibility that that expectation stores around town, and Netfl ix 3. Volunteer at local Halloween essay that is looming over your Halloween. Go to sleep thinking will be met seems to be growing is always down to chill. While events. head. You are a college student about how you are warm in your exponentially. this may be a typical Friday night Do not forget that even after all, and Halloween this year bed while everyone else is out in But, what is one to do if they for many people, Halloween is a though Fort Collins is a so-called does fall on a Monday. As much the cold at a party. Halloween do not want to participate in the perfect excuse to have two nights college town, there are still chil- as we might like to think that can be fun no matter how you partying and craziness of Hal- in one week like this. dren and families living in the professors will give us a break choose to spend it, so choose to loween? Here is a list of things 2. Have friends over to make area that also celebrate Hallow- because they know what goes spend it exactly how you would to do on Halloween for the peo- “scary food.” een. Seeing as this is the case, down during Halloween, they do like. ple who would rather keep away Another fun thing to do if another fun Halloween option is not care. Dues dates remain stat- Camila Nadalet can be from all the costumed insanity: you are not the only one in your to volunteer with any local orga- ic, and the late policy is still in ef- reached at entertainment@ friend group who is a total intro- nizations that put on Halloween fect. While it may not necessarily collegian.com

>> LYRIC from page 12 ly interesting. Since Harry and this fi lm will probably be all that One of the things I did not Snowman rose to their fame in more interesting. Every good like about de Layer’s story was his the 1950s, the footage is a mix- story seems to have an underdog, children’s interviews. His daugh- ture of old school fi lm mixed and this fi lm is no exception. It ter, Harriet, recounts her father’s with modern interviews. It is re- is a story about love, passion and dedication to his work. While this ally cool to be able to put faces to pain. There are plenty of happy CLASSIFIEDS can be an admirable quality, she names and really understand the moments, but those moments explains that sometimes the kids entire story. One may not think are met with bumps in the road. www.collegian.com went without so that their father that a lot can happen by rescu- The wondrous attitude that de could have. This honestly broke ing an animal, but de Layer and Layer has on how to approach life 970-491-1683 my heart because it must have Snowman shows that a person’s is captivating throughout the en- been di cult for his family to deal entire world can change. tire fi lm, and it will truly inspire with, but I do applaud Davis for Should you watch this you to put your entire heart into including small details like this to movie? Yes everything that you do in life. show that de Layer isn’t a super Anyone can see this fi lm, but Alaysha Powell can be FOOD JOB OPPORTUNITIES hero but a human. if you are interested in the 1950s, reached at entertainment@ Thursday Night (COLLEGE The footage shown was real- animals or documentaries, then collegian.com NIGHT)Deadline at La to Luzsubmit $5 pintclassi ed MAR- ads is 4pm the day prior to publication. GARITATo place andan ad 2 callfor $5970-491-1683 BIG TACOS. or click “Classi eds’ at Collegian.com. 200 Walnut

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>> ADJUNCTS from page 1 track, she would be paid about junct stu• going on, and it’s very “The more I’m on (the com- $10,000 a year to do service. angry. Here, it’s like ‘sure, that Daily Horoscope mittee), the more I become Morse grades 140 papers makes sense.’” Nancy Black aware of how extensive the issues six times a semester outside of If approved, the proposal are facing adjuncts across cam- class, and spends upwards of 50 would require everyone to be TODAY’S BIRTHDAY potential in a collaborative pus,” Morse said. “Primarily be- hours completing work outside hired through the O¤ce of Equal (10/25/16). Practice, review e•ort. Expand your area of cause not every department has of class. She said salaries are Opportunity. Morse said this and get your ducks in a row. influence by strengthening thought about how they’re incor- based on in-class hours and do would lead to more investment Advance by using old methods partnerships. porating their non-tenure track not include planning. on the part of the department. and pathways. Springtime VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — faculty into the department.” Similarly, Cada wrote in an The proposal includes over- brings career changes and 8 — You’re in charge. With Morse, an adjunct instruc- email to the Collegian that al- seeing and recording work loads blossoming romance. A move strength, you also gain options. tor in the department of man- though her salary reflects 20 and distinguishing adjuncts roles or domestic change next Stick to practical solutions. agement, said she does not get hours weekly, she works much regarding what they are specifical- autumn leads to a professional Take care of yourself, so you teaching evaluations. Although more outside of class. ly paid to do. The goal of the pro- boom. Meditate on your deep- can care for others. she writes up what she does al- Bush said the outside work posal is that after a temporary pe- est desires. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) — 5 most every year, she has never is integrated into Cada’s o•er riod, adjuncts would get extended — Peace and quiet suits your had anyone come to her class or letter, with six hours of contact contracts as part of a promotion. To get the advantage, check the mood. Avoid travel or expense. ask her what she is doing. and 14 hours of outside work. Other changes include annu- day’s rating: 10 is the easiest Lay low, and complete old “I think this should be a con- However, Cada said she actual- al evaluations with their chair or day, 0 the most challenging. projects. Add gentle music and cern to students and parents ly works about 50 hours a week committee, access to grievance a cup of something delicious. who almost half of the faculty outside of class. procedures and access to voting ARIES (March 21-April 19) — SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) who may not be receiving any “If I’m only grading one hour rights and to service. Morse said 8 — Balance work and health — 6 — Team projects go well. professional development or any per student per week, that’s 36 the biggest obstacle is time and considerations. Focus on Participate with gatherings, encouragement or any sort of hours of grading a week,” Cada money, such as figuring out how simple goals, one step at a time. group events and meetings. sense of what they’re doing has wrote. “Add in one hour to pre- to evaluate everyone. Eat and rest well. Energize Pull for your community, and value,” Morse said. pare for each class session ... and CSU president Tony Frank with exercise. Think about they pull for you. Since shifting from the En- a couple more hours a week com- said as time has gone on, the Uni- what you love. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. glish department several years municating with students online versity took advantage of the pool TAURUS (April 20-May 21) — 6 — Career challenges ago, Morse hasn’t received a raise. or during o¤ce hours, and I’m of qualified professionals with 20) — 6 — Walk a diplomatic take focus. Show up on time Because of this, she said there is working 50-plus hours a week. ... terminal degrees to teach classes. tightrope in matters of love. and prepared. Use your skills no incentive to do better. Morse I could do the work more quickly, “I think one of the places in Stay out of someone else’s to advance past a pitfall. also said department chairs have but it would be to the detriment education we haven’t excelled argument. Things could get CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) no incentives to keep people at of my students who thrive on in as much as we should have is romantic, if you can avoid — 7 — Take a trip, even around the university. Chairs are not giv- one-on-one contact with a writ- being able to award excellence bickering over illusions. your own backyard or neigh- en any funding to help adjuncts. ing instructor.” in teaching,” Frank said. “We’ve GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — borhood. Learn through direct Adjuncts do not have access Proposal for improvements made some real improvements, 5 — Cook meals at home from experience. Discover other to a grievance process. Non-ten- Bush said the while improve- but I think it’s a fair statement scratch and save money. Stick cultures and flavors. ure track are hired at-will, with ments to the status of adjuncts to say it’s probably harder to get to practical priorities, like fam- AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) open-ended contracts. have been made, the University promoted and tenured as an ex- ily needs. Put your traveling — 8 — Work with your partner “If someone doesn’t want to can do better. ceptional educator as it is as an shoes back in the closet. Relax. on financial strategies. Join rehire you the next year, there’s “The non-tenure track fac- exceptional researcher.” CANCER (June 21-July 22) — forces to come up with practi- no way for you to know whether ulty is a phenomenon that’s Frank said with the forma- 6 — It’s easy to get distracted cal solutions. Keep your objec- that’s because you did a bad job really only grown in the last 20- tion of the non-tenure commit- by shadow and mirage. Avoid tive in mind. Keep it respectful or because they didn’t want to 30 years,” Bush said. “It hasn’t tee, change can be seen in the falling down a rabbit hole. and consider possibilities. pay you, or they found somebody really been a major part of most foreseeable future. Writing and study projects PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) cheaper,” Morse said. universities until more recently. “Like a lot of curves, I think advance, while communica- — 7 — A partner’s opinion is For Chryss Cada, a journalism I would say we probably didn’t we’re coming out of this part tions could stall. important. Pay attention, and instructor, the uncertainty of her job really do a good job initially in where we’ve been expending a lot LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — 8 — revise old assumptions. Sched- became a reality when she wrote a envisioning this group of people of energy and not seeing a lot of re- Estimate how much funding to ule carefully to avoid missed letter to administration concerning as employees.” turn,” Franks said. “Now, with the allocate. Make an investment appointments. Keep your side an inaccurate offer letter. Recently, Morse present- establishment of the non-tenure in your future. There’s profit of the bargain. “Maybe after I voice my ed a proposal to faculty council track faculty committee through opinions in this letter I won’t be that aims to improve the status faculty council, we actually have asked back next academic year,” of adjuncts. She said she has re- some representation.” Cada wrote. ceived support from the Univer- Frank said he challenged the Morse said there is no over- sity community, and has not seen committee to make a proposal for sight for hiring. While most po- much anger toward allowing ad- improving treatment of adjuncts. sitions on campus are overseen juncts to have more benefits. “I really think it’s a great pro- by the o¤ce of equal opportunity “I think most people think posal,” Frank said. “I think we’ll in order to make sure that the employees should have these ba- be able to do virtually all of that.” search is fair, most non-tenure sic things,” Morse said. “Around Seth Bodine can be reached at track faculty are hired by the the country, there’s a lot of ad- [email protected]. chairs of the departments with- out any oversight. INFOGRAPHIC BY DOUGLAS HAWKINS COLLEGIAN Adjunct salaries are paid from student fees, whereas tenured CSU TEACHING FACULTY: track salaries are determined through centralized funding through each department. Morse 40% is a full-time adjunct that is paid 288 $48,000 annually. She is paid $6,000 per class and teaches four non-tenure have classes per semester. Sitting on a non-tenure committee is considered service. worked at CSU for Tenure track faculty have faculty ten years. three parts to their jobs: teaching, research and service. Service may include participating in the uni- NATIONAL TEACHING FACULTY: versity committee, advising and working with graduate students. Morse said that non-tenure track are discouraged from par- total 70% ticipating in service and it is not considered part of their job. This : means for most of the time, the 90 1 work adjuncts do outside of the on non-tenure non-tenure faculty classroom they do for free. Morse is paid $1,000 year to sit on the committee. 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