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, Homecoming schedule Tale of one city: A Minneapolis Gospel Football drops third I' - - i ...page 2 Wooster student's Sound chimes in ... page 14 International Relations Urban semester in Homecoming weekend Field Hockey loses Colloquium lecture Philadelphia tonight in McGaw leading scorer . . . page 2 . . . page 5 ... page 11 ...page 13

GO V f J Student salaries for leadership positions inconsistent i Campus Council debates student leader stipends and honoraria BETSY O'BRIEN The remainder of the $6480budget due to prior experience. Both posi- which receive honoraria. In addition, Managing Editor will go towards sponsoring a student tions are paid out of the physical edu- approximately 1000 students are cur- ELISEM. BATES leader activity, speculated Campus cation department's annual budget rently employed on an hourly basis by Assistant News Editor Council President Robb DeGraw. Despite the number of salary lead- the college, said Fred Dugan, Direc- Leadership positions and their Among leadership positions which ership positions, several key posi- tor of Personnel. ' honorarium funds were discussed last receive stipends are two editors of the tions around campus remain unpaid. DeGraw explained that the Voice

J-Bo- week by Campus Council. In addi- Potpourri. The Student Government The head of Black Students Associa- editors and ard Chair receive tion to the positions which are funded Association and the Student Activi- tion, International Students Associa- money from Campus Council because by Campus Council, other honoraria ties Board give the editors $400 each. tion leader.and Campus Council Presi- of their time commitment and liabil- positions, funded by various organi- In addition, WCWS, the College dent are a few of the positions for ity for their jobs. zations, arc present on campus. Many radio station, has four paid manage- which no honoraria is received. Oth- Dugan added that the Dean's Office other leadership positions, however, rial positions. Among those who re- ers include SGA President, Goliard and other departments on campus

still remain unpaid. ceive honoraria, the General Man- . Editor, New Student Directory Edi- make the decisions to pay stipends for The honorarium positions thatCam- ager is paid $800, the Program Direc- tor, Companion Program Coordina- time-consumi- ng positions. XI pus Council voted to fund include the tor $600, Assistant Program Director tors, Wooster Volunteer Network "I wish there was money to pay Judiciary Board Chair, Wooster Voice $200,and Assistant General Manager leader, and the Wooster Scot March- more student leaders," concluded Editors-in-Chie- f, and the Campus receives a salary of $200. ing Band Drum Majors. DeGraw, adding that the divisions are Council Secretary. The final salaries Other leadership positions include Last year, 45 contracts, or salaried hard to draw between which leaders

are $1550, $1550 (spli between co-editor- s), two Intramural Directors who receive positions, went through the Student should receive stipends and the and $92S,iespectively. $700 and $1000. The larger salary is Employment Office, including those amount which each should receive. Professor McCall discusses content ofgreat literature NINALANY out a middle ground between the what students read and don't read." Staff Writer two extremes by taking important In his speech, McCall made ref- "Political correctness is a label literature from the past, yet paying erence to previous forum speakers. referring to the ostensible effects if attention to previously neglected "Does multi-culturali- sm mean many a teacher was to indoctrinate stu- authors. gardens with many different flow- dents with liberal ideas according "If we all shared knowledge of ers," he questioned in reference to to , stated Raymand McCall , pro- some core writers," he said, stress- Arthur Schlesinger, "or separate gar- fessor of English and Theater at ing the need for a canon, "we could dens with separate enclaves with The College of Wooster, in his fo- engage in some intellectual discus- 'No Trespassing signs?" rum speech entitled "Great Litera- sion or comparison." He also contradicted previous ture Is Never Politically Correct" Professor McCall encouraged forum speaker Charles Hurst's as- Monday night people to read many different types sertion that there is no awareness of He later qualified his statement of literature as much as possible. "I class differences by citing Theodore of the view from the political right. would like to make a case for plu- - ' Dreisser and Virginia Wolfe as ex- McCall's premise was that "no ralism - for letting many flowers amples of authors concerned with act of reading is ideologically neu- grow." questions of class. tral." He believes that reading books He asked the audience to "make Essential to the speech is a defini- by authors with different back- provisional judgements about lit- tion of "great literature." McCall grounds and ideas is a way to expe- erature... What is boring at age said that part of the definition in- rience the world. eighteen may become interesting cludes standing the test of time. He McCall addressed the debate be- later on." also pointed out that critics inflate tween the political right and left After the forum many students the value of contemporary authors, over the curriculum in schools. The were questioning how McCall's which makes it difficult to tell if right," he explained, "has a back-to-basi- cs speech related to the Seminar topic. they are "great" or not. approach and respect for McCall said, "Race, gender, class, In closing his lecture, McCall the traditional canon while the left and culture affect the way we read sent a message to the audience, "I is unhappy because the canon ex- and choose literature. trust that yout literary journey will cludes minority authors and "The words in the tide of the be adventuresome. PAUL BORDEN photo by women." seminar topic are all political, and "Hold yourself open and knock English and at the College, Ravmnnrl McCall. Professor of theater McCall said he would like to stake politics has the power to decide your socks off." addressed the political correctness of literature in his forum lecture.

I Editors to make 130-mile walk fbricharity . .Jsee Mplpap; 1 Page 2 -- 1 I . iME WS October 2,12 -- r 7 Japanese journalist discusses media 11992 takes place this SAB speaker defends I weekend. October 2 distortions U.S.-Japane- se through 4. The theme is of relations I "Ugh.Camera.Wooster! !' ASHLEY VAUGHT Fujita compared this to the past drug legalization FRIDAY Staff Writer and said that 20 years ago the com- Teeter Totter Maraihon EMILY SILVERMAN drug contract cannot end up in court The International Relations ments would have been ignored. He 11 a.m. - 7 p.m. - Lowry Pit Chief Staff Writer (drugs are, after all, illegal) murder Homecoming Bonfire Colloquium held its first in a set of concluded that the fact that Ameri- . The Student Activities Board's and violence are the only means I 7 pjn. - Near baseball field forums designed toexpose Wooster can journalists reported the com- of Speakers and Topics Committee, in enforcement available. I Homecoming Performance students to international people and ment reflects differences in the rela- conjunction with the Urban Studies I Minneapolis Gospel Sound international concerns" Thursday. tionship, past and present. Generally, Staley imagined drug 8 pjn. - McGaw Chapel department, hostedakcture by Wright traffickentobesmartandratk)nal,as I Hiroshi Fujita, senior editor and "America is not ready to accept Bowling and Billiards State University (Dayton) Professor opposed to just plain' deviant. They I 9 - Scot Lanes editorial writer for Kyodo News Japan as a partner," said Fujita. As pjn. of Economics Sam Staley, yesterday simply want kj make money, "he stated, I SATURDAY Service, spoke on "Mutual Images another example.Fujita talked about - in Lowry 119. . :. given ththeprofits to be made in the I Field Hockey Wooster vs. and Mutual Realities: How Media a growing sentiment in Japan last J Kenyon. 1 1 ajn. - Cindy Barr Staley, whose recent book. Drug drug "busibssware higher than those Reportings Distort the United S tates-Jap-an year called "kenbei" which in Japa- I Memorial Field Policy and the Decline ofAmerica to "be" made dipping 'burgers at I Homecoming Parade Bilateral Relationship" at nese translates to the "disliking of Cities, is an advocate of the legaliza- McPotiald's,". . .. iaI ,.,;V. 1 2:30 p.m.-Memor- Walk Babccck Dining HalL other people" towards Americans. tion of drugs. He spoke of drug The'question," therCin lec- J way Fujita started with a joke about The attitude was the result of consid- Staley's trafjeking as a business, or an indus ture was that eliminate Football - Woostcr vs. Kenyon how his speech was "kind ofa guilty erable United States pressure on the of how to the 1:30 -- John P. Papp Stadium try, in which addicts are not the em drug trade. answer is I plea for his profession," but then Japanese to contribute to the Persian His legalization. nauunio- - standing seniors ployees. S taley asserted that traficking Hegaveakohol as an example: When Scot Band Serenade created a base for further thoughts Gulf War effort; when the Japanese J in inner cities is tied to economic alcohol became kgaL the murder rate Following football game - when he said the images created by finally gave $ 1 3 billion near the end decline; that is, it has little prestige, so I Lowry Center Patio the American and Japanese media of the conflict, the Japanese were declined, he asserted. His basic its "employees" are in it strictly for premise is Volleyball - Woostcr vs. affect how each group thinks about still criticized for their reluctance, that society cannot effec- ! Dearville, the money. In addition, the violence tively deal with Woostcr vs. each other. according to Fujita. drug abuse within the I Muskingum. 11a.m. 12 accompanied by drug traficking is realm prohibition; oc- of the focus must en For example, Fujita cited an In Japan, the media is attracted to I pjn.-Timk- Gymnasium. related to the business side ofit, rather be on abuse, not on simply jailing Men's Soccer - Woostcr vs. currence early this year in which a stories about Japan-bashi- ng Ameri- than, say, addicts randomly shooting persons who use a drug. J Ohio Wesleyan. 4 p.m. - Carl Japanese official commented dispar- cans, giving Japanese the impres- people because they are high. Ac The lecture was followed I W. Dale Memorial Field agingly on American labor. When sions that the United States is full of by an Movie - The Graduate cording to Staley, since a breach in a open discussion period. I the slight was reported in the Ameri- Japane-basher-s. Fujita said the prob- 7:30 & 10 pjn.-Mate- er can media, it spa wned animosityand lem was as be said before, that for f Homecoming Dance 1992-199- 3 10 pjn. Lowry Ballroom threats ofboycotu onJapanese prod- many years Japan has followed Campus Council Budget Moonlight BowLng - conse- half price ucts. When the Japan d' I media America "like a little brother, and Organization?'-"- - ni ..I - - Finvrf-Alk?VT- 11 pjn. -- Scot Lanes quently reported the threats of an we are no longer the little brother J SUNDAY American boycott, the situation sta- Americans should know more Art Exhibit - Caribbean Colors about BlackStudents Association $7,200.00 I by Luis Aran go " bilized, and the general attitude to- Japan than they do," he said. Black Woman's Organization. 4,180.00 I Lowry Center Art Wall wards American labor softened in Fujita said his mother, 84 years Campus - Westminster Presbyterian voice, ifnot in belief. The net effect old and living in the Japanese coun- Council Operating Exp ...250.00 I Church Service was disproportionately negative to tryside, knows all about George Environmental Concerns of Students 865.00 I 10:45 McGaw Chapel Japan," said Fujita, but Fujita added Bush, but said that most Americans International Students Association 3,440.00 Classic Film - The Third Man that this kind misquoting and weak cannot even name the Japanese am- 1 pjn. -- iviaieer of Jewish Students Association ,055.00 Auauonumj journalism is nothing new. bassadors to the United States. Judicial Board. 120.00 "Americans are informed about the Lambda Wooster. 880.00 economic side ofJapan, but Japan is not a (purely) economic nation and Men ofHarambee 3,450.00 See 8 countries there are other parts ofJapan people Newman Catholic Students Assoc 950.00 ought to know about." Outdoor Club 300.00 in Fujita closed bis speech by saying Publications Committee 11,284.00 one day. that despite impediments such as Student Activities Board 42,500.00 A representative of Central College Abroad will steorotypes and language barriers, Student Government Association.. 1 6,350.00 he was optimistic, and that within visit The College of WoOster soon with informa the open societies of either nation, Wooster Christian Fellowship 425.00 tion on study abroad opportunities in six European criticism should be used construc- Women's Resource Center. 2,000.00 countries, China, tively to "deal with these problems." WoosterVolunteerNetwork .7,27 1 .00 and Mexico. An international Total organizational funding 102,520.00 studies counselor will be at the study abroad Show your Honoraria Funds 6,480.00 air in the Lowry student center from 10 a.m. to C.O.W. ID for 2 p.m. on Friday, Oct. 9. 10 off TOTALBUDGETU. . 109,000.00 Check it out! service on any Carmarthen, Wales -- Granada, Spain Hangzhou, China -- London, England make or model at Leiden, the Netherlands -- Paris, France 2nd Time Around Box of decorative 551 East North St. Vienna, Austria --Yucatan, Mexico Ndl Adlsinnns ceramic tiles (East ofBeall) salvaged from one Central College Abroad CDnirysIleir All types of clothing gifts, silk floral of the fireplaces in Serving more than 5,000 students from 600 col- IPIlymmccDiiiittDii arrangemens, jewelry Crandall House. leges ard universities since 1965 Open 10:00 a.m. 544 E. Liberty J 264-583- 7 October 2, 1992 NEWS Page 3 AIDS activist moves I Poethig announced finalist Wooster audience JUDY NICHOLS Reacting to these harsh realities. News Editor Carper asked, "What is it going to SARA SUTHERLAND take for us to get information out to Staff Writer the youth of America?' "AIDS has taught me how to care Although Carper dealt directly about other people," revealed Rich- with the sobering issues surround- ard Carper in his talk on AIDS Mon- ing AIDS, he also pointed out what day evening in Lowry Pit Carper, he has gained from his experience: who is living with AIDS, related his "I like who I am today." To explain personal experiences with the dis- his statement. Carper contrasted his ease to his audience of over 100 present life with that of 1 984, during students. which he was an active drinking Carper's talk, which he is deliver- alcoholic and a heroin addict ing to students around the country, is Carper also told me audience that designed to increase students' aware- AIDS has taught him how to talkand ness ofAIDS and to show the special listen to other human beings, a skill risks that studentsrun ofcontracting clearly in need. He declared that we the disease. Toward this end. Carper live in a "judgmental society," one began his speech by discussing with in which persons have forgotten how his audience the ways in which AIDS to care about each other. can and cannot be spread. Carper made true his commitment In response to the disturbing fact to caring by expressing his genuine thatAIDS is one ofthe leading causes care and concern for everyone in the of death among persons aged 18 to audience. He urged an to examine 24, Carper also discussed ways to where they stand on AIDS issues, photo by NEWS SERVICES protect against the disease. since he declared that the "U.S. is in Erika Poethig receives recognition from Henry Copeland for her finalist standing in the Harry S. S uch statistics atone awakened stu- turmoil" regarding the country's Truman Scholarship competition. ' dents to the realities of AIDS, but treatment ofthose living with AIDS. which put her into Poethig study urban in- CarpECtruljunoyed his audience by In the conclusion to his speech. EMILY SILVERMAN finalist round, intends to with 152 appli- and pursue a sharing his own personal experiences Carper expressed hope that his talk Chief Staff Writer competition other equality and poverty to was Masters degree in public policy at with the disease. would prompt students to make SeniorErika Poethig recently cants. 4 the first Poethig was notified of the ad- either the University of Chicago, A technical manager for the Ma- changes in their lifestyles to ensure advanced as a finalist to round the Harry S. Truman S chol-arship vancement last February, while Cornell, Princeton, Berkeley, or the rines, Carper earned about $ 1 00,000 that they are not at risk of contract- of award grant- -' studying abroad in Vienna. She was University of Michigan. a year before contracting the disease ing AIDS competition, an flown back the States, where she through intravenous drug use. After Carper, unfortunately, may not be ing thirty thousand dollars towards to an was interviewed at the University of he was diagnosed as having AIDS, able to make many more speaking the pursuit of advanced degree. committee Michigan. Although Poethig was Carper lost his business and house appearances in what the press has Nominated by a made faculty, Poethig ini- not advanced to the next round of86 and was forbidden to see his chil- publicized as his "farewell tour." up of Wooster tially submitted her application for applicants, she received a certificate dren from his first marriage. In Carper's specialists have determined review by the national Truman Schol- recognition from President addition. Carper's insurance was that in about a month, he will lose all of with 12,000 Copeland, and feels that the whole cancelled, and he was both stabbed motor skills and will be admitted to arship committee along applicants nationwide. experience was "excellent prepara The Wayne County and shot. a hospital. His specialists have also other She was then advanced to the first tion" for graduate school. Department will When Carper developed mouth warned that whatever disease he Health be offering FREE, cancerasacomplication from AIDS, next contracts will prove fatal. OKTSOuD he was denied treatment 18 times. Clearly, however, the time that ANONYMOUS Only when the situation proved life-threaten- ing Carper has been able to devote to his HIV TESTING. was Carper finally rushed cause has been more than well-spent The testing will be to the hospital emergency room. Whether ithas been through speeches offered the first Monday During his speech, Carper la- like that at Wooster, or through ap- SNEAKERS (PG-13- ) starring Robert Redford of every month with the already pearances on "Donahue" and "Good mented the fact that he has 7:00 & 9:50 results available two to lost 87 friends to AIDS. As one of Morning America" or through his three weeks later. The soon-to-be-relea- sed who appeared in an . autobiography. ' five persons CAPTAIN ROB (PG-1- 3) starring Kurt Russell & testing is operated on a AIDS" com- Carper has shown a compassion for "America Responds to Martin Short 7:15 & 9:15 coded basis in order to mercial last year, only Carper and all that cannot fail but to touch the maintain anonymity. : one other are still alive today. lives of many. You and the counselor j - providing the test results are the only persons with i access to the test results. ' STUDENTS or ORGANIZATIONS: For special student airfares, visa assis- j Promote our Florida Spring Break pack- tance, international ID cards, medical, Anyone interested in ages. Earn MONEY and FREE trips. Or-ganiz- e baggage, and travel insurance, and bus HIV testing should LARGE groups. Call and rail passes, call Study Abroad Travel contact the Health or 264-959- SMALL Department at 0 1-800-28- 1-800-42- 2-8212 Campus Marketing. 3-5264 at for an appointment 2, 1992 1 NSWS"1 October International Programs fair to provide SGA ready to 'do great things' information about off-camp-us study Orchestra SGA RELEASE will benefit the campus, but also INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS to perform Special to the Voice several ad-ho- c committees have FAIR!!! FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9!!! Although the Student Govern- been formed to address campus is- LOWRY PIT!!! BETWEEN 10 AM in Forum ment Association had its first meet- sues. These include food service, AND 2 PM!!! ing just last week, the cabinet and security, Hygeia, recycling, student Come discover what is waiting for JUSTIN BOYD senate have been working together employment, parking, housing, al- you out there just beyond your hori- Assistant AAE Editor smoking. People to geta head start on campus issues. cohol policy, and zons, by talking with over 20 outside The Cleveland Orchestra with or suggestions on off-campus On Tuesday, the SGA Funding information representatives ofprograms of will be performing atMcGaw Allocations meeting for the fall se- these issues can contact the Vice study programs. Talk with Wooster Chapel on Sunday at 8 p.m. Affairs, Lisa have experienced a mester will take place in Kauke 225 President for Student students who are alums of many other programs and Tickets fdt the' tsvent'caa be off-camp- at 7 pm. After reviewing applica- Ostermueller, atx-309- 8. transformation only us study can provide. purchased at the Lowry Cen- productive retreat last late very fast. tions and conducting interviews, the After its It's never too early to start planning. But it gets too ter front desk and dost SlOTor weekend, the SGA has become a browse and talk with those who have been there. SGA will be distributing over Take the opportunity to students and 3 1 6 general ad- or- goal-mind- ed entity that is $9,000 to more than 40 student cohesive, Don't miss out! mission. ' year. this year) anticipating a very successful are campus semester (or all-Beethov- ganizations on campus. Addresses ofWooster students who off The program will be en, "DO GREAT House. Come Not only is the SGA in the pro- We are ready to are available in the International Programs Office in Hider including his Pi- wuh a short note. cess of funding organizations that THINGS!" over and pick up an address list and make someone happy ano Concerto 3 in C minor You know how much you like Just think of what you could learn in return. and his Third Symphony (the one-ha-lf way the receive maiL just that much more intense around E-fl- to It's "Eroica") in at (1803). ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT world. Both pieces hail from what is known as Beethoven's "sec- in canneries or $4,00CM-mont- h Fisheries. Earn $60Oweek ond period" of composition. Board! Computer Center offers advice on on fishing boats. Free transportation! Room and The third symphony is the "he- Over 8,000 openings. No experience necessary. how to make your Mac move faster roic symphony" reputedly Male or Female. For employment program Everybody wants their Mac to ered carefully. 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2-U- St. campus Large with ter pop ONLY $12391 250 West North For information please contact: Your Study Abroad Office on 2 Pizzas further $1.40 (coven boch ptzzai) 262-97-35 Study Abroad. Butler University. Sunset Avenue. 3 item . . , additional Ban Wooster or the Institute for 400 Co-op- ) 1800-368-685- 2 from the Woower Food 4 3 or Ext. 9336. a-- Qua acioaf IN Tel: 317283-- a-- mj Indianapolis. 46208. DINING ROOM: Sun.-Thur- s. 4 p.m. to 1 m., Fri. & Sat, 'til 4 Good to The Rev. Barbara Battin the last drop joins college administration The Philadelphia Center Experience STEFAN A. BIELSKI she received her master's degree. UDAYA THOMAS Staff Writer Battin has served in parishes in Guest Writer This weekThe Wooster Voice pre- California and Ohio, including one The Philadelphia Center Experi- sents Barbara Battin in an attempt to in Kent, where she had the opportu- ence, an Urban Semester,was a very introduce new administrators to the nity to experience campus ministry important part of my undergraduate campus community. at Kent State University. studies. This program can be a part Battin s official title is Associate At the College ofWooster, Battin of your four years at Wooster ifyou to the Dean of Students for Campus hopes to get the various religious plan your schedule carefully. I was Ministries, but that only partially communities on campus to work to- able to work in a professional atmo- describes her duties. gether more closely. Together, she sphere and established many con- While mostofher time and efforts believes, these groups can accom- ministering to stu- programming the tacts for the future. . are devoted to plish for entire Last semester I was the only students, Battin is also an associate campus. dent from Wooster going on the pastor at Westminster Presbyterian Through her position, Battin also Philadelphia excursion, so I was re- Church, where she plans to work hopes to offer students a chance to , ally jumping into unknown terri- closely with the youth ministry. deepen their spiritual lives. tory. But then again I was ready On campus, Battin works with Battin has found Wooster chal- afterspending three years atWooster. the Theologian in Residence and the lenging, but she says she has en- I was anxious to be a little fish in a Office of Residential Life training joyed her conversations with stu- big pond. When I arrived in Phila- programs and serves as advisor to dents and was impressed with their delphia, it was too good to be true . the Wooster Volunteer Network. broad interests and maturity. .. we were housed in the local Holi- A - v Rev. Battin comes to Wooster all Battin would like to invite stu- day Inn for the first week and the the way from Cleveland, OH, but dents to visit her in the Office of faculty there were so helpful and she has made some detours to distant Campus Ministries. This office is friendly. In fact, we all thought that corners of the United States. located on the ground floor ofLowry it was bound to go sour sooner or Battin received her bachelor's de- Center (next to the SGA office). later. Fortunately, we were wrong. gree from Alma College in Michi- Battin's office hours are Monday During the first weekyouare giyen gan. She went on to the San Fran- and Wednesday 9-- 11 a.m. and 3:30-5:3- 0 i housing and6nyqgiyo meal s and cisco Theological Seminary where p.m. during thenext fewweeks yotrare in orientation as well as begin yourjob photo by CATHERINE TADROSA hunt. this happens All tf rather Udaya Thomas spent her spring semester in Philadelphia as part of quickly! We, the students from 12 the Urban Semester program. different Great Lakes Colleges, searched for our own apartments the legal social work for the child advo- and expenses there are almost iden- first week. cacy unit tical to that of a semester atWooster We were responsible for taking Pretty soon you know the city as if if you budget Also, your Wooster two classes during our semester mat you've always been there you are financial aid will transfer. Too good FOR STUDY ABROAD 9-- INSTITUTE were taught by faculty at the Phila- working 5, four days a week, tak- to be true? NO! delphia Center and professionals in ing two classes and learning the "art This program may not be for ev- BUTLER UN I VERSITY the field. My classes were Urban of domestic living." Unlike my eryone, but if you want to network UNDERGRADUATE STUDIES IN Political and Social Issues (urban roommates I had to have a part time for the future and live in abig city for studies) and Theory and Practice in job as well, which made life pretty a while, this semester is for you.

Counseling and Psychotherapy (so hectic, but those four months were -- Incentive: Everyone who I know GREAT BRITAIN semes- cial wortpsychology). . .. , the best thing I ever did for myself. personally that has done this I ended up in a three-story town Balancing a budget, cooking, clean- ter was able to obtain a job after AUSTRALIA bouse with three other women which; ing and living with three other graduation. was very affordable and (here's the: women takes a great deal ofenergy, Ifyou are interested, contact Char- IRELAND best part) it was two blocks from but I really enjoyed it. And since lotte Wahl, urban studies; Terry Pcnn's Landing and the Delaware there are so many cultural, social Kershaw, sociology; or myself Rivermthe historical section oftown, and political events going on, your (3 194), orjust come and talk to one NEW ZEALAND "Old City." Within a week I landed life becomes well-rounde- d. of the faculty members from the Fully integrated study at British, Irish, three interviews and was accepted What better time to do all these Philadelphia Center, Gerry New Zealand and Australian universities by all three. I chose to work in a things than right now while you are Luneberg, who will be here on Fri- FALL SEMESTER FULL YEAR public law firm where I would do a student in college? Your tuition day, Oct 8 in Lowry Pit OR SPRING INSTEP SUMMER PROGRAM INTERNSHIPS HAIR IN YOUR EYES??? Study Abroad Information Session Mikc Roberts EXTRA INCOME Representative: EARN Fri Oct. 9. 1992 $200-550- Come get it cut at EARN 0 WEEKLY Date: 10:00 - 2:00 MAILING TRAVEL Hair Clinic Location: Study Abroad Fair BROCHURES. FOR Dick Skill's Lowry Student Ctr. INFO. SEND A STAMPED appointments or walk ins welcome ADDRESSED ENVELOPE TO: TRAVEL INC.. BOX Men's and women's hair For further information please contact: Your Study Abroad Office on campus or the Institute for Study Abroad. Butler University. 4600 Sunset Avenue. 2530. MIAMI. FL. 33161 IN Tel: 317283-933- 6 or 1800-368-685- 2 Ext. 9336. 389 W. Liberty (next to AAA) 264-333- 1 Indianapolis. 46208. age6 F10:IlCl1REl October 2, 1992 ISA country profile: Pakistan Volunteer Network works to

ISPFTPAST: from Karachi. Another important city Sixty-tw-o percent of Pakistan con involve students in projects ISA feels that the average is the historical, cultural, and aca-dem- ic sists of Punjabis, while other ethnic AMANDA JUNKTN The second function the Net- American's knowledge cf world ge- center of Pakistan, Lahore. groups include the Sindhis, the of ography and international relations Economic System - Pakistan's Balochis and the Pathans. The feudal Staff Writer work is to work with program houses is less than it should be. Therefore, in economy isprimarily agricultural with system still exists in certain rural ar The desire to better the College of and other groups to organize funding, the spirit ofglobal understanding, the cotton, rice, sugar cane and wheat as eas in the country, whereas a more Wooster and the surrounding com- scheduling, and transportation forvari-o- us im-port- International Students Association its chiefcrops. Pakistan's developing modern society exists in urban areas. munity through volunteering is ant projects. Every March, along with will profile a different nation each industries also help the economy, es- Traditional society restricts the up- to many students.The Wooster The Office of Residential Life, week. This week: Pakistan. pecially the textile, cement and sport- ward mobility of women; however. Volunteer Network is the organiza- the Network reviews funding reports co- Geography -- The Islamic Repub-li- c ing goods industries. Pakistan is one of the more liberal tion on campus responsible for and proposals from the Houses for ofPakistan, a nation of 120 million History - This primarily Muslim Muslim nations of the world in its ordinating and encouraging volun- next year's projects. work. year, the Network was named people, is approximately one-eigh-th nation, which struggled against the attitude towards women (they were teer Last the size of the United States. It is British colonists for a century, gained the first Muslim nation to elect a fe- This year, the Wooster Volunteer by President Bush as a Point ofLight located in South Asia and borders its independence from Great Britain male prime minister.Benazir Bhutto). Network is advised by Dr. Barbara for its services to the community. India in the north and east and with in 1947. The Pakistani Movement in Sports - Though it exports many Bartin and co-chair-ed by senior Amy The Network was really pleased that Afghanistan and Iran in the west. the 1930s and 1940s, which led to sporting goods, Pakistan excels in DoudsandjuniorMegan Werely. The a national organization felt we de- Islamabad is the capital ofPakistan their liberation, was made famous by three sports at home: cricket, squash organization also consists of eleven served such recognition," Werely said. but Karachi, with 10 million, is the their leader, Mohammed Ali Jinnah. (current world champions) and field student board members. The Net- Dean of Students Kenneth R. largest city and business center. Most Social System -- There are various hockey. work meets twice a week, once as a Plusquellec said the College was also

Asslam-o-elaku- whole to discuss issues and then later pleased with the Network program of the Pakistanis from Wooster are ethnic groups in Pakistani society. Greeting- - m in the week to break off into separate and its recognition. He stressed that committees. The idea of having an volunteer work was a valuable oppor- advisory board committee composed tunity for students. Recycling: A unique perspective from the inside of faculty, committee members and "Not only is volunteer work a students is being considered for next contribution to the community, it is SHANNON D. PEERY (or throw in the bin half full as if they hours. We really make good use of year. also a learning experience for stu- Special to the Voice had drunk the whole thing) more than them. It's kinda fun actually. The Network has two basic func- dents," he said. "It becomes some- Recycling gives one a very unique anybody else on campus. No offense Another interesting aspect to our tions. First, they plan volunteer op- thing they will continue even after perception of the campus, it's drink- guys. Luce prefers imported any- program are the unique characters, portunities for students on and off the they graduate.". ing habits and lifestyle. thing vodka or beer. Miller Manor specifically Bill GomalLour coordi- campus. This semester; a leadership ' , 10-i- d 1992 Programs Women in the clubs or in Cbmpton is just plain wierd; different shapes, natorintern. He knows what he's retreat is scheduled October Re- House beer-mell- Brinkhaven Pilgrim House tend toward good liquor, Bacardi colors, and texture on the bottles. The doing. He's like a good ow, at the activities American Lung Association breezers and mixed drinks. Wagner other dorms and houses are a smor- cool, and nice to have, or a lem- treat Center. This retreat will give Iceman House could as well be called the "non-drinkin- g' gasbord all the aforementioned onade for those you who don't contact people a chance to participate of of American Red Cross -- in discussions and hear talks on the dorm as the "quiet" one. In characteristics but they don't single drink. In fact, he's indispensable. Richardson House subject volunteer burn-o- ut On Douglass everybody drinks soda and themselves out repeatedly. We always get up for the 9 a.m. of Big Brother Program - Lewis House 1 1, the Network with gets a newspaper. Whether they read A recycler could see the lounges in Saturday run, albeit a hangover or October along Big Sister Program --Monyer House a or not is another story. Some are Mateer even if they would never set three hours sleep. The person who SGA and other groups will partici- Boy's Village - Scot Cottage barely crinkled. From the chipboard foot in for a class or Freedlander for brings the coffee is pretty popular. pate in a Volunteer Day to clean up Circle K - Troyer House collection there we find Oat Bran that matter. The standard volunteer Sometimes those who haveanradrd Spangler Park in Wooster. An alter- Compassion Program -- Hesson House Muesli Chex and PopTarts. Bissman crew includes computer nerds, the- breakfast bring juicy Lowry donuts native break at the Catholic Worker Dene House Kieffer House and Armington sway towards the atre freaks, geology geeks, history forconsumption. Recycling ismuch House in Cleveland is offered over Fall Break. A Hunger and Dream House - Inter-raci- al pizza, potato chip and beer diet The buffs, english romantics, and the un- more satisfying with a lump in your Program - Shearer House Homelessness Week is also sched- Betas (aka, Brewsky Brothers) drink fortunate ones with public service stomach. One day last year I was in a Every Women" House -- uled the week November 1-- 7. trash dumpster fishing out some cans for of Reed House that had been thrown in (Why do I go In a recent interview, co-chair Habitat for Humanity Douds said the Network is trying to All about ECOS . . . to such lengths to recycle? Jenesais Marty Ramsburg . pas. Exceptement II est bon pour get as many people involved in Hanunbee - Kate House NICOLE COWARD renviroment) and Allen, our former projects as possible. She emphasized Ida SueNick Arnster -- Staff Writer laborer quietly looked over the side the benefits volunteer work offers to Westminster House Most everyone today is ccocemed about the envroruiKnt Here at the Images - Myers House saying. You're gonna make a good the individual. College of Wooster, there is a group whose purpose is raising awareness Indian River School for Boys homeless person someday, man." "A lot of times, some of the most and finding solutions Enivormental Concerns Of Students (ECOS.) Cable House Recycling is good for the environ- important educational lessons are ECOS partakes in a variety of activities designed to get involved. For International Fine Arts (LUSO) - ment and a worthwhile use of time. learned outside of the classroom example, this year the group will hold a World Rain Forest Week the week Miller Manor Actually you could think of it as a through experiences in college," she Literacy Action - Yost House before Fall Break. Activities consist of a benefit show featuring live healthy arid productive way to stay in said. These experiences form the Men's Admission - entertainment, educational movies open to both the Wooster community shape. Skip the weights, come re- person that you are." Culbertson House letter-writing and COW students, and various speakers. They will also be having Co-cha- cycle. Lifting a trash can full of glass ir Werely, who is also a Planned Parenthood -- campaigns. In addition to World Rain Forest Week, ECOS will orriles ofnewspaper has lobe equiva- contact person for Circle K, believes Johnson House hold an Earth Day Festival to celebrate this special day. Recycling Program -- lent to most weights. volunteerwork keeps students in touch The group is also active in checking out certain corporations that are Kennedy Apartments A &B In fact, one Saturday morning I with the outside world and that col- Sexual -- believed to be wasteful. Last year ECOS checked out Mitsubishi; this lege students are secluded and need to Awareness asked a guy who sat watching tv. if Kennedy Apartments CAD year they will be checking up on the National Paper Company. become more aware today's prob- he'd like to come help us. To my of -- To promote reduction of waste through reuse, ECOS sells plastic Teen Mom Companion surprise he said not unkindly, lems. She also said it is necessary to Bryan House insulated mugs called "One World, One Mug." Every Friday these mugs "Noooooo thanks. Til let youjocks do realize how lucky we are by seeing Uj ama - Avery House are sold at Lowry Center and Kittredge. (Keith Marshall, the contact that" Ijoked about it later to those on the conditons other people live in. Veterans of Hilltop Villa -- person for ECOS, didn't pay much for me to advertise this, honest) the run. Now that I think about it, The more you put into helping other Bontrager House If you are. interested in joining ECOS, meetings are held every Wooster Community Youth though, maybe I am a joc-k- a recy- people, the more you help yourself," Wednesday at &30 p.m. at the Lowry Faculty Lounge. Center - Calcei House cling jock. We all are. she said. October 2, 1992 VIEWPOINTS Page 7

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Now there's a surprise, I thought. FhetoEdtHm - . " Like wonderfully inept and Spanky s irritation was rearing itself JoshFagans a Chief rhotogrmpner. . . slightly drunk uncle, Campus Secu- a little sooner that I thought it would. Paul Borden rity sporadically calls to monitor my The weather's been good, perfect Fkotogropky Staff. . . Brittany Ballard welfare and impart useless advice. for all the new clothes he bought at Catherine Tadros So, when the phone rang in those wee clearance prices over the summer. Cartoonists... Man Smith hours of the morning I was not the He's been eating well Just last night Abdul Raahid least bit surprised to hear the voice at Hi I made him crepes whh apples R.E. Baxter, Ryan D. Burgess, the other end greet me with "Mr. poached in cinnamon, cider, and Gina Bombed, Robb DeGraw, Baxter, this is Campus Security. Your brandy. And last Iheard classes were C Mason HaSrnan, Michael Matnscn, Matt Seaman, Marc Osgoode Smith car is parked illegally and win be towed within thirty minutes.' going well Copy Editors... wrong. good have people looking out for me and "It all started with this Campus Council thing. Like our Kangaroo Court DanaDeWeeN Now don't get me It's to Kristen Flaschbart my car. Makes me feel warm all over, kind oflike malaria. Where else but can't find anything better to do than spend three weeks messing with the John Weikart The College Wooster can a man receive up to the minute information Greeks oops, I mean sections and clubs. This is getting tired.'" Ophice Manager . . . of - Smurph concerning the legal status of his vehicle? This Campus Security update. What? You mean our illustrious band of chieftains have found yet another Qasomdsperson . . . however, begged the question: Well, where exactly is my car? issue to flex their superficial muscle. Naw, it couldn't be true! Michael Maoison I bid farewell to my benefactor at the security office, hurriedly threw on "It all started the first week. The ISC wanted to change their name so the The Wooster Voic is a newspaper fraternal replaced sectional. It didn't mean they wanted to go national. y, a motley ensemble ofclothing and lurched into the night smelling ofbeer and word of The College of Wooster comma-nit- managed and produced exdn-srver- y pepperoni. They just figured if it walked like a duck and it quacked like a duck, helL it by students. The Votes is pub- I was naturally relieved to find my car parked exactly where I had must be a duck. Ya' see, 18 grand a year has made an impact on our lished each Friday during the aca-dem-ic school year, except during ex- abandoned it some two hours earlier - right in front of a sign boldly intelligence." amination and break periods. emblazoned with the words 'STUDENT PARKING. Awaiting my arrival What's the problem? Any comments or questions concerning the Voice should be directed was a security storm trooper. He shot me a puzzled look as I strode toward "Well the Dean's office is against it, and so is the faculty. 'It's not the to the staff Ombodsperson. him. No doubt because, in my haste, I had badly confused the sequence of direction they want these groups to take,' they say." Opinions expressed herein are not staff. necessarily those of the student body, my clothing. I didn't know that there were any Greek faculty members and Dean's faculty, college adnumstration, or of At least I remembered my underwear. I must have missed them at the parties. the Voic staff. Bylined pieces reflect tell what we onry the opinions of the writers. Tht Unfortunately I forgot that usually, in most cultures, they go on before the "They aren't. But they apparently have the power to us can Vote encourages all typed, double-spac- ed call ourselves, not to mention the 'direction' we should be going." the editor which do pants. lenen lo to self-determinati- on. not exceed 300 words. Letters must Nevertheless, the officer informed me that I was entitled to move the car Now there's a scary thought What happened contain the writer's full name, ad- to any other parking space on campus. Apparently I had the misfortune to freedom of choice, the right to be called what you want? dress, and telephone number in order we when we chose to come lobe considered for pubUcstion. Let- choose the lone illegal parking zone in Wayne County. He then demanded "Good question. But once again knew that ters must be received by 5 pjn. on I "move the car immediately,'' barking the command with the zeal of a pious here, all these decisions would be made for us, not by us." Tuesday fcr Friday's pubticaoon. Tht propaganda. Voic staff reserves the right so hold worshipper of the late Francisco Franco. I didn't see that in the admissions or edit any letter which it receives. In due time friend," I rejoined, "but Cm teH me about this sign breads "The fine print." SutmmtkmmThtWoctterVeic was eventually approved, wasn't it? areS30peryear and Kuper seme STUDENT PARKING'." Oh. But the charter Overseas subscriptions are 130. The officer refused to look, all the while fondling what appeared to be a "Yeah, after the Greeks realized the grief wasn't worth it Funny thing. Sucacrirjboacnfcrsandoiherc Council waste three weeks talking about stuff that wow pa aoureasea we James Bond model pen in hand and a pez dispenser in the other. though, it caused the to The Wooater Voice "What about the SIGN?" I waDed, frantically motioning toward what I had nothing to do with the name change." c-3it7.c-aw. Woosaer.OH 44691 Q16)2c3-2tt- t see Baxteron page 8 see Spank on pate S Page 8 October 2, 1992 Utter Outstanding Senior award Students' behavior at forum lectures appalling nothing but popularity contest I must say thai it upsets me greatly stream of people getting up and leav- to do with the presentation that has toreadmynotes from theforum events ing orjust walking around in front of just taken place? EMILY SILVERMAN We've made it through three years. this fall and find comments such as: others throughout the entire lecture. I I go to the Forum lectures because I've got to say iL Okay, here it goes Junior LS., and I think we'll all make Ts is necessary to be disrespectful?," am speaking of the giggling. I am I am interested in hearing what is (deep breath)... I think the Outstand- it through Senior LS. I feel like the "Over half the audience just left!" speaking of the extended conversa- being said fancy that!! Unfortu- ing Senior award is silly. No, I'm not existence of "Outstanding Seniors" and "Won't these students SHUT tions between members of the audi- nately, this is not always possible as I bitter about not being in the "compe-tition,"because implies that the rest of them aren't UP!!!" ence. I am speaking of the pairof feet am constantly distracted by those a friend and colleague And I just don't think that's true. I am embarrassed to be a College of sitting next to my head all Monday around me. It even went as far as two I respect offered to nominate me. I I don't know, maybe there should Wooster student when the student evening. I am speaking of heavy young men yelling a conversation was flattered, but uninterested. be several categorical awards for each body treats their invited guests with slumber. HOW DO YOU RE- over my head. For starters, your average CO.W. sex, or something. Preferably, I'd such utter disrespect Would these SPOND???? I find itoffensive thatanother young student (especially, but not limited to, scrap the whole thing, because why. same people blatantly ignore their The questions asked are equally man behind me commented "I'm non-senior- s) is unaware of the list of should we pit people against each house-gues-ts as well? These speak-er- s embarrassing. Monday night two stu- missing Monday night foo- accomplishments tacked under the other in a popularity contest? Yeah, have been invited to give a lecture; dents asked the exact same question, tballLet's get on with it now." glossy snapshot of each senior, until yeah, I know the nominees don't feel to help the student and give the stu- only slightly re-word- ed. Even Dr. This comment was made at ap- voting time, when underclassmen can that way, but let's face it, certain dent a different perspective on topics McCall said the most complicated proximately 830. A student would be spotted staring at the photos and seniors have a good chance of win- discussed in First Year Seminar. question was what books should be think twice before saying such a com- mumbling, "Oh, I've spotted himher ning and certain seniors don't have a First Year Seminar is a required suggested reading for an English ma- ment two thirds of the way through in line at the bookstore, so I'll vote for prayer of winning, and we all know course for first year students. It meets jor. Students even approach the mi- any other class! himher." The vote, on that basis, the plethora of dumb reasons why. -- I 9:30 to 10:50 on Tuesday and Thurs- crophone to make stray comments! I don't know from where this be- isn't a terribly accurate reflection of feel like I'm in high school (hell, they days. It also incorporates a lecture This doesn't fit easily into a"question havior stems, but it is distracting and who is the most "outstanding." didn't even do this kind ofthing at my series. These lectures are scheduled and answer" session. rude. It embarrasses me to be part of I am not, not, not trivializing the high school, except on the basis of from 7:30 to 9.00 pm on various eve- It was commented to me that "it is an audience that is so inconsiderate to achievements of my fellow seniors. pure academic merit). nings throughout the semester. These obvious that the goals of seminar are the presenter. Were it a group of Most of those who were up for the The Outstanding Senior award is a arc facts known to students taking this not being met, as I haven't witnessed second graders, I might expect it, but award in the fust round worked hard, tradition, blah, blah, blah. But I think class. In any other class I have taken any critical questioning of the speak- young adults should be mature enough and I realize this. But I only realize (and I know I'm not alone; it's a the behavior exhibited at Forum lec- ers. Indeed, whatabout critical listen- to handle an hour and a halfof exhibit, in many of the cases, because I read matter of whether anyone has the tures would not be tolerated. ing?" Is it too much to ask that college iting some respect. the biographical blurbs under the pic- "balls" - depending on one's gender -- I am speaking of the mass exodus in students be able to articulate ques- Sincerely, tures! And frankly, I think the entire to publicly agree) it may be one this the middle of the Forum; ofthe steady tions that have something (anything! !) MoDy Fkwelling, senior class of 1993 is pretty outstanding! paruclufr colfcgi without Baxter from page 7 Spankjfrom page 7 'One man's 6Jf we had a chance, wejust might surprise people' Buick doesnft Like what? "Oh, the history of Creeks on campus. Whether or not people's feelings that really do. Read the minutes. These people need to get a life. amount to a are hurt. How easy is it for gays to become a member of a section, etc. Then "I know. There's no ragers, just a bunch of people who take themselves there's the real scary stuff. Did you know that one guy even pulled the way too seriously. They should all be locked overnight in the Depot, forced hill of "Greeks as bomophobes" line? And then they start getting into this discrimi- to drink Schlitz, and have smoked blown in their face while Bubba burps and beans nation, hazing, stuff even after they were told everything has been kosher. farts oppressively. Now there's a reality check. Ya know, common sense dictates that you don't fix something if it ain't "I'm tellin ya. It's pissin me off. And it doesn't stop with thesejackasses. in this world' broke. And the administration wonders why the Greeks considers the I thought I would go to the Party on the Green, have some barleys, try to thought a fairly prominent feature of College hostile?" forget and enjoy myself. What a nightmare that was. It was so uptight the the landscape. "The SIGN man! Makes sense. Deans were in turtlenecks and sweaters on a hot muggy night And the Look, I can park here!" "That damn charter is exactly as it was last year, but the Council still wants barley? I got lost between getting the bracelet, the tickets, and then finding He was unamused with my pro- to review their 'concerns.' Why don't they let an actual, as in real, group of the long lines for the four kegs with no CO2 hookup. You'd think that people tests, seemingly more concerned College students bring their concerns instead of inventing ones? And if old enough to drink legally would get a little respect around here. But no. with the traffic problem my car was people do have concerns, why can't they go to the Greek Life Commute they deliberately made it difficult to get the hops. Nice work. If they need creating. Indeed, the influx ofcars at instead? Why does the Campus Council constantly anoint itself to do other help in throwing a party, I know some 'homophobic Greeks that could show the corner of BeaU and S tibbs can be people's jobs? I have this searing suspicion that most of Council represent em.

1 off-camp- suffocating at ajn almost akin to their own agendas, not a constituency. Why don't they go Greek Life, ISC, It makes you appreciate the fact that there is an us community, a Manhattan gridlock. The security and ICC. and adress their 'concerns' to the people who should be hearing that the Krandalls put on a great show with Bacchnalia, and we have Don't officer was just doing his civic duty. about them?" Throw Shoes to mock this bad dream. See, this place isn't all that bad, all the And upon reflection, I was apprecia- Because then they wouldn't have any way to waste their own time, while time. tive. at the same time feeling really intelligent and important "No, it isn't But you'd wish the College would relax, let us learn, have a I agreed to move my car without "Ya know what's worse, though. That bunch a damn busy bodies - who good time, do our own thing, and stop telling us how we are going to learn, further objection. Meanwhile, some have nothing better to do than stick their nose in everything 'because they how we are going to have a good time, and how we are going to form our poor soul was probably being beaten can -- passed the Women's Resource Center charter in less than a minute, organizations. We came here for an education, not a transformation. It within an inch of his life. even though their director rejected the Kangaroo Court's suggestions.' At intrudes on the college experience, the only time in our lives where we can At least the removal of my car the first Campus Council meeting, they said that the WRC charter would be experiment learn from our own mistakes, and then act accordingly, without from the legalillegal space made approved pending one change. The WRC refused the change, but it was the threat ofa complete failure in life. Ya know, if we had a chance, wejust the world brighterxven if only for passed anyway with no discussion. More power to 'em, but the Greeks . might surprise people." a little while. accept that they can't call themselves what they want, and they still get three I braved the elements and trudged weeks - and counting - of grief. Meanwhile, the WRC says we'll do what back to my humble abode, safe in the we want, and the hell with your stipulations, Double-standar- d, maybe? Kind knowledge that one man's Buick of makes you wonder..." ( til l- - Ik 1 ri!f ll s vf I 1 '4 doesn't amount to a hill of beans in Well, Spanky, you should know better than anyone else that Campus ft 'it'.' this world. Council tends to make problems where they don'texist And ignore the ones October 2, 1992 VIEWPOINTS Page 9 letter 'The answer is not to elect the Barnum-Baile- y of the economic world'

Sometimes I almost hope that Granted, president's do sign them into succeed, but the federal government's in institutions for the criminally in- is not insensitive and uncaring. It is Clinton will win, so thai we can have law, but taxes are added onto existing purpose is simply to provide the op- sane. The fact is simply mat as much simply realistic.comrnonsensical, and four absolutely abysmal years, be- bills so as to extort the President, since portunity for success by providing as Democrats want to pat themselves quite frankly effective and success- come a third world nation, but finally he is bereft of a line-ite-m veto. And protection, law and order, and basic on the back for being the only envi- ful. You need to use economics to prove that the person in charge of who was it last year that refused to rights. Anything else falls upon the ronmentally responsible citizens, en- solve economic problems, science to several trillion dollars and the fate of sign the 'spend-till-we-cro- ak budget individual or state government In vironmental concerns are of concern solve environmental ills, and family 250 million men, women, and chil- the Congress passed? Yes, Bush. Be- fact, by looking at the rest of the to everyone. The difference occurs values to solve social ones. Demo- dren should have a clue what they are sides, 676 taxes (which I am assum- world, 'guaranteed,' Le. mandatory, when some take the matter above and crats have their hearts in the right doing, and that a"They'll haveto pry ing to be an accurate figure) divided health care violates this sacred trust beyond the call of duty. places, but simply lack the common mis checkbook from my cold, dead by 50 states plus Guam is a little over Mandatory National Health Care No one wants to see spotted owls sense to solve problems, and the de- fingera Democrat isnot suitedfor the 13, compared to Clinton's 128. equals mandatory National Health de- die out But I would rather have to sire to accept reality instead of the job. But then I remember Jimmy Clinton also boasts of cutting cline. All industries are fueled by force them to adapt or die than to put virtual reality called liberalism they Carter, and how close we came to that 394,000 low income people from the money: money for growth, money for a young Washington state child out prefer to call home, where every so- dark future, and also how quickly Arkansas tax rolls. Yep he sure did. research, money for buildings and on the streets in December, look him cial problem is automatically caused people forgot He did because he was being forced to expensive equipment and money to in the eyes, and tell him that because by racism, every economic problem In last week's Voice, the Sports make Arkansas tax codes conform draw talented and numerous profes-- the owls live while he suffers, the has its solution based in some new tax Editor (the same minds who think with the Federal - world will be a bet orNew Deal-esq-ue program, and ev- Clinton can handle an economy also Tax Code Reform, 'Is the economy as bad as when Carter was at the ter place for his ery environmental problem like chlo- think the Sports Editor should write a bill passed by children. Let's get rine solvents in the water supply can political rebuttals...) said that Reagan George Bush. I helm? No. It simply has improved our priorities be solved by assuming some Yoga and Bush have done nothing to im- might add that it straight folks. Hu- position. They downgrade the impor- prove the economy. Is the economy took him five years to get around to sionals. The medical profession is no mans before Rocky and Bullwinkle. tance of recycling by using resources as bad as when Carter was at the making these mandatory changes, and exception. Take Canada as an ex- Again, I repeat that I don't want to see to save and gather paper and then helm? No. It simply has improved. that his state was one of the last to ample of failure. If Canada were the anything become extinct but when wasting those resources and effort by Has it gotten worse since Bush took make the changes. I guess he just only country in the world, things was the last time you saw the dino- printing a trillion flyers to tell people over? Yes it has, and that situation couldn't resist sucking the poor dry wouldn't look so bad; they provide to saurs? Gee, the world adapted to get how much paper was saved! I thought needs immediate correction, but the for five more years. In his defense, the best of their ability for their citi- by without them? Shhhh.. Don't tell the idea was to conserve paper? Well, answer is not to elect the Barnum-Baile- y however, he was probably forced to zenry. But there is simply no money the environmentalists that the -- world like I sai- d- common sense seems to of the economic world. His hit the poor up because of his outland- being generated by the industry for has survived, is surviving, and will have been gleaned by the few. It is first goal totoootheeconomy? Spend ish spending..., reinvestment How many expensive survive without them. It would inter- easy to see why so many of the build- $220 billion extra. How's he going to Cutting taxes on the lower classes MRI machines are there in the UJS? rupt their ego trip. ers ofour country were frightened by do it? Raise taxes - akin to shooting is a great idea, but hitting the rich About 2000. How 'bout good 'ole I'm not trying to downplay the ne- the idea ofapopulace in power. Good yourself in the head to get rid of a harder is sheer stupidity. Following Canada?Three. Yes, three. Think you cessity ofclean air, clean water, clean thing for them that they're dead. headache. I wish his optimistic liberal such a plan will give the poora bigger have a brain tumor? Sign this list and food, and protection of rain forests. Matt Paluch, sophomore logic really did work, though. " Hello, cut of their income, but when their we'll get back to you Have a severe I'm simply looking at the current wave Sports Editor's note: Tm glad thatI VISA? Yes, I've reached my credit employer goes out of business, a big bum? No problem, we'll just pay to of animals over human lives militant elicited such a passionate response limit on my card, butifyou extend my share ofzippo is not an improvement. have you flown to the U.S. National environmentalism, and seeing a fu- from a Republican student. My only limit and letme spend even more, Fm Why notjust cut everyone's taxes? Health care is an oxymoron; mere is ture where doctors are not allowed to problem is his insinuation that be- sure everything will work out in the Where does it say in the Constitu- nothing healthy, nor caring, about it cure the sick because poor helpless cause Tm the Sports Editor of the end. Just trust me." tion or Declaration of Independence Let's talk jobs and the environ- little innocent germs would be killed Voice that Tm neither qualified nor Hmmm Reagan and Bosh have mat the government's job is to take mentThere definitely are people who and have their habitat taken away have the right to express mypolitical raised taxes 676 times? Last time I everyone by the hand and make sure don't really care what happens to the from them by the cold calculating views. To saythatIdo not know what checked the Constitution, only Con- that they have the best life possible? environment but they are very few hand of the capitalist pig-doct- or. Tm talking about because 1 happen to gress had the power to raise taxes. Of course everyone wants people to and far between, and usually habitate Tosummarize. Republican thought be the Sports Editor is very unfair. 'Only in an election year do things get this bizarre' One month until season, politics defy escape. Viewing a tape of the "Murphy by the controlling power of the state, especially ifheaded by the zero hour. Tuesday, Brown" premier led me to reflect on the blurring thin line party of the two Pats (Buchanan and Robertson), positively November 3 will bring between reality and fiction. The characters were shown reacting chilling. I would rather dispense with the absolutism, continue us liberation from the aB to statements made against them by real live politicians, thus trying somewhat hopelessly to interpret values for myself, and dizzying, increasingly repaying surrealism in kind, in what producers recognized as an take my chances in the next life. Meanwhile, Quayle the nonexist-- . And finally there is the reemergence, maybe, of Ross Perot as nerve-grati-ng whirl of irresistible ratings draw. sent Presidential candidate. At the time of this writing, his intentions incessantly-repeat- ed ent child agift Only in an election year dothings get this bizarre." a else is new? deficit-reductio- n commercials My forty-eight hour oasis of calm was also disturbed by an were unclear, but then what Perot's political I ever-inspiri- ng enough deserve consideration. Neither Bush and sound bites from I editorial in the Columbus Dispatch, expounding plan is specific to with the political constraints of the campaign trail. J on Republican ideas of good government The author, Cal nor Clinton, each burdened unambiguously declared candidacy, has addressed the debt issue Then we can look for- Thomas, wrote that "Without the controlling power ofthe state adequately. However, Perot himself as a candidate no longer ward to facing the con- conforming people to an objective and universal standard of sequences ofourpresi- - goodness, human beings, like water, seek their lowest level," seems likely to be taken seriously, after two months of supposed wiuSdrawallromaracehewasneverwell-qualirjedfo- dential choice or, in exercise ofthe special right belonging to and suggested that electing Bill Clinton would cause the nation r supportenoflosingcandidates,uacr to slide morally downhill. The objective standard of goodness place. con- Much original appeal lay in his claim to have a voted for him!", and placing a guilt trip on those iniquitors who was to come from God. Apparently, Mr. Thomas is not of Perot's answer for every problem, only voters would agree did. cerned that any such divine standard filtered through human simple if to faith in him. This is something intelligent informed I journeyed home to quiet Westerville, Ohio last weekend in beings is unlikely to be objective, and is also unfamiliar wim the put blind people shouldn't fall for particularly when the object offaith search of physical rest mental regeneration, and to indulge in concept of separation ofchurch and state. my values conformed is a politician, amateur or otherwise. couch-potato(e-?) escapism. But in this pervasively political Personally, I find the thought ofhaving ' " ' ' " I ,, ixm)L Page 10 WMEWWMIMWS 111 Qct0br 29 1992 Four more years of slime and villany . . . Rich Bond's social disease . . . The castration of the Republic and the GOP The 6reaP issues "Your own conduct and actions have brought this upon you. This is your Ross Perot is again making waves punishment. How bitter it is! How it pierces to the heart!" Jeremiah 4:18 in the campaign. Just his mere con- templation of entering the race has The monstrosity is too great to ignore any longer. The rising specter of obliterated Bill Clinton's leadto noth- On Republican politics is slowly raising its slime infested influence over the ing. His intent is to force President American electorate. A vile, scum-fille-d legacy ofcorruption and cheap jack George Bush and Clinton to discuss politics. the "real" issues. People supposedly the George Bush represents all that is dark and evil in the American political want to hear the real issues, as if process. GOP chairperson under Nixon, former head of the CIA, Iran-Cont-ra marital infidelity and drug use do not right confidant, and general all around loser. matter, a sad commentary on society " ' - ' . ' i - ,i . " ' Bill Clinton may have skipped Vietnam and hung out in his Oxford dorm if I've ever heard one, though. But room doing bong hits three out of seven days, but let's compare that to what that's okay. Let's talk about some Bush was doing in the sixties. real issues. I think it will lead to a ' Last time I checked during the 1960's Bush was running for congress on a quicker recovery for Bush anyway. . platform that was explicitly opposed to any Civil Rights legislation. I have to be frank and admit the economy has seen better days. Just read the But that's beside the point Most people, even Bush's own people, concede that in this area Bush is a hopeless fooL papers and find out what a supposed failure America is. But the papers seem He's a twisted goon hiding behind a smoke screen of Willie Honoris and anti-Quo-ta rhetoric to forget that inflation is virtually non-exist-ent at 3 percent. Interest rates are But maybe we can't blame him. He was routinely considered a half-bright political dufus as vice-president so it is at a 20 year low. If interest rates go down another half-perce-nt, almost every unfair to expect miracles from him. He talVt like my fourth grade teacher and seems to be under the general assumption home mortgage made within the past 6 years could be refinanced. The misery

Vice-Preside- that the American people are as stupid as his nt. Watch me now, these things are connected. index, the sum of inflation and unemployment, is down to 1 0.8 percent. When

anti-intellect- Bush is basically unitelligent His whole idea of political rhetoric is essentially ual. Sending Bush in to our last Democratic president left office it was at 19j6 percent But as I said debate Orn ton, to paraphrase the great rwemieth ce before, the economy still needs help. The world is in a recession, thus making a three-io-ed sloth in to seize ground from a wolverine. Bush would be reduced to a pool ofscreaming jelly. Logic scares recovery difficult President Bush doesn't deserve all the credit for the him. Intelligence really scares him. Look at his choice of vice-presiden- ts. positives, nor should he be accused of all the negatives. However, President But Bush is not alone. The Republican party contains all sorts of degenerate and sex-craz- ed fools. Newt Gingrich; Bush does have a pro-growth plan for the future. America's second whitest human being. Pat Buchanan; Idi Amin's other frat brother. And then there's Rich Bond. TAXES: With a sluggish economy, we need incentives. That is why

free-enterpr- Rich Bond is a twisted hole worm with no redeeming social qualities. He's a boUcn the ass of hunianity and should President Bush advocates programs like ise zones in urban areas. banned from public view. Party chairpeopje are historically losers, George Bush for example was appointed by This would essentially reduce capital gains taxes to zero in depressed cities. As Nixon, butBond is a special breed. He's dirty and mean. He's the little nerd who used to have one eye on the girls dresses a result with more capital after taxes, owners will be capable of hiring more arid one nose up the teachers butt. He's the kid who used to cheat on his exams and then when you'd catch him in the people. Clinton wants to raise taxes ofpeople and businesses to the tune of 150 - playground after class would cry to the teacher. There's no hope for Bond, except that whoever finally does him in will billion dollars. Now tell me who is pro-growt- h! do it humanerywith a chainsaw. HEALTH CARE: Everyone is in agreement that health care needs some Notthat Ron Brown, his aJtrr-eg- o on the Jack-as-s side of the poUti reform. President Bush's reforms would cut health care costs by 394 billion he's not biologically dumb-mea- n. Rich Bond and Pat Bucriaran are kindred spirits. IJke half-star dollars over 5 years. Also in his plans is the implementation oftax credits. Tax rotweilers they long ago passed up reason for mean drunkeness. credits and deductions will be available to low and middle class families in the Ah, the good life, there's nothing like dissing George Bush while listening to the Stones and toking a bottle ofJim form ofvouchers. These vouchers will make care more affordable. Secondly, Beam to remind one of the cognitive dissonance in America today. I can't wait till November 3 and Bush's concession the reduction ofinsurance costs of employers will enable them to provide care speech when that dim hack breaks down on riarional television. They'll have to grab the wiggy bastard and stab him to more people. Thus making it more accessible to those who need it most with something strong or else simple man-ma-de bonds might not be enough to restrain him. With any luck hell freak Bush's main theme is to enhance competition in the field which will ultimately out in a wild psychotic rage and we'll see him leap over Quay le, bash Baker over the skull wuharock, arid beg keep costs down. Clinton, on the other hand, would issue payroll taxes to pay Lyrme Cheney with his necktie. forhealth care. Say good-by- e to small businesses and the middle class. His plan It might not be sane, but it won't be boring and they will lead Bush away off to the losers club in the dooms ofdespair would subject small businesses to more regulations and pay even more taxes. somewhere in the Mongolian Gobi desert This kills profit margins, which means worker layoffs. What good isjob health care when you don't have a job? GLOBAL ECONOMY: With the decline of Qxnmunism, there are Perot's big ears and the Lowry Center'postal substation unlimited markets to tap. Bush knows thatin this day and age we need to remain LAUREN COHEN globally competitive. He endorses the North American Free Trade Act, which Editor-in-chi-ef would combine the US., Mexico, and Canada to manufacture 360 million College students have too much on getbefore KMX) ajit, other times you From now on,I think the postoffice producers and 6 trillion dollars in annual output Bill doesn't know ifhe agrees their minds these days. As if global don't get anything until late after- should start sending public service or disagrees with NAFTA. Under Bill's form ofprotectionism through taxes, warming, the current state ofnational noon. This forces students to check announcements to students who aren't we would lose international deals, such as the $625 million BMW plant in affairs, and Ross Perot's big, floppy their mailboxes multiple times a day, going to get any mail on a given day. Spartansburg, S.C ears weren't enough, we've got to as if we all don't have enough other They wouldn't have to be big FAMILY LEAVE: Due to his veto of the Democrats' Family Leave Bill, take classes too. And homework? things to occupy our minds. (And the maybe only the size of those annoy- critics say he is not a true adherent to family values. The bill would require Who came up with that idea? Prob- faculty wonders why students are of- ing little pieces of campus mail that employers to pay the benefits of workers who can take up to 12 weeks off for

ill-prepa- ablysome sadistic professor who they ten red for their classes.) the Florence O. Wilson bookstore family reasons. But think about it Who can afford to take off 12 weeks of keep locked up behind that bolted Some people may argue that hav- thinks we all enjoy getting on a dairy work? Surely not the lower waged worker. Additionally, if this Clinton- - would think potential door in the Kauke tower. . ing the mail delivered several times a basis. They could say something like endorsed bill have passed, of the discrimination. An L for one, can handle these things, day makes it more funif you don't "Just a friendly note from the Lowry employer would think twice about hiring a female. If the employer could although I chalk that up to my supe- get something in the rnorning, there's Center postal substation: You aren't potentially be penalized for not giving the full amount ofpregnancy leave, why rior ability to deal with crises (just ask always a chance something will come going to get any mail today so don't even risk this by hiring a female? Bush proposes tax credits to businesses that my friends). But what gets me are the later, they say. And Iguess that's true, bother to come back.' upgrade benefits and policies. Moreover, he would minimize regulations that little things that cause college stu- assuming that something is earning at Maybe they wouldn't even have to already burden businesses. More incentives from Bush, yet none from Clinton. dents undue stress. alL But sometimes the stress ofwon- be that harsh. Butthink ofitl Not only So here are some real issues. I think it is only evidentthat the sooner President For instance, what's the deal with dering whether you've gooen any mail would students be relievedof the pres- Bush brings up these issues, the better his chances are for re-election. So push the campus mail delivery system? can keep you running back to check sure to check their mail every hour on them, Ross. It means a larger amount of "valid" topics I can write about It's not as if mail is ever delivered at before every meal and between every the hour, but the inevitable traffic (Which translates into more fan mail from my readers. By the way, keep the the same time every day. Sometimes class. God forbid you're expecting jams occur at those times would fan mail coming.) But moa importantly, a larger margmofvictory for Bush you r everytlasj yoa're going to inailcaagrwea&gr! be alleviated as weJL in November. .

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October 2, 1992 I A Jj I Page 11 Minneapolis Gospel Sound performs at McGaw

RUTH BERRY Staff Writer a -- 'ft! t'if Tonight at 8 pjtl, the Minneapolis - !. , Gospel Sound IGS) will fillMcGaw -- . Si - i t.i' ECLQH2 with the sound of their unique brand HoinecosaJng Weekearf Begfnst The Teeter Totter Marathon will be from of gospel music. Made up of five 11:00 to 7.00 pm. SB Lowry CVnir i musicians and five vocalists, this small il: 111 Lounge. Free cops with popcorn wQl be t t il given out at the Horn licensing Bontlr ensemble prides itself on making gos-p-el near the baseball field at 7 pjn. At 00 music accessible to the many large pjb. come bear the muk of the Minneapolis Gospel So ad at MoGaw groups of people who have never Chapel' tickets are free for undents and experienced it before, MGS accom- 15 for faculty and naff. And from 9 to loca- 1 1 pjn. Scot Lane brings the Red Pla plishes this by performing in V Y H Special win free game I tions one wouldn't necessarily asso- n r Sat, Oct. 3 ciate wuhgospel music, such as night Pre-Casa- 0 e will be at The Gathering the - clubs like the Minneapolis Fine Line Underground from 1 1 am. to 1 00 pan. Prizes will be given for Small House Music Cafe, where they've been per- and Hall Decorating at 1 1 ajn. The forming the weekly "Sunday Gospel Homecoming Parade win begin at the A , M S . A --A Memorial Walkway at 12JO pjn. The Brunch'' to sold-o-ut audiences since Outstanding Senior Award Presenta- 1989. tion will be at halftime at the football stadium. The Post-Gam- e Gathering Since 1987, MGS has been pack- will be at the Underground from 4 to 6 ing in crowds at Minneapolis' most 1 pjn. If yon are bored with all the . festivities come see The Graduate in prestigious concert halls, including Mateer at 7JO and again at 10:00 pan. The Historic Orpheum Theater, the Or dance the night away at the Homecoming Dance with The Force in Minnesota Orchestra Hall, and The Lowiy Center Ballroom from 10KX) pjn. Guthrie Theater. The group has popu- all 1 .1)0 re- larized itself nationally with the photo provided by S.A3. Sua. Oct 4 lease of two albums: Time isRunning Caribbean Colors by Luis Arango win The soaring voices of the Minneapolis Gospel Sound wDl ring in McGaw Chapel tonight at 8 p.m. be feamred on the Lowry Center artwall! Out zndPutaHondleOnlt. In 1989, Tickets are required for the event The classic film ac Maieer will be The MGS won the Minnesota Black Mu- Third Man at 730 pjn. sic Award for Best Gospel Group, NACA Regional Coordinator and Tribune describes the music of MGS want to miss the Minneapolis Gospel Tug. Pelf ... ,. iad have appeared throughout ' Director ofStudentAilairsatSimpson as "contemporary rhythm and blues, Sound. Tickets are free for COW Hear Nadine Strossen, President oFlke ty students, faculty, and (otherwise American Civil Liberties Union discuss the LLS. with national gospel artists College: Their performance at our sort of like Stevie Wonder, but those staff speech codes and ihe first Amendment like the Reverend James Moore, Tho- 1991 conference was incredible. voices. Thatsoaring falsetto ofEddie $5 in advance, $7 at the door), and can WOrt.7 mas Whitfield, and Charlene BelL People were standing on their chairs, Robinson. . . that frenzied, liberating be purchased at the Lowry Informa- Video Night at the Underground The group continues to get rave re- clapping and swaying from the ex- wail ofTammy Sparks they'resolid tion Desk. The event is sponsored by starting at 8 iOO pjn. with The gospel." So whether you're a devoted SAB and by the Office of Black Stu- Producers and at 10:00 da. with High views like this one from Richard citement of it alL They were hot!" 5-5- Anxiety. See each for 0. Ramos, Upper Midwest Region Jon Bream of the Minneapolis Star gospel fan orjust curious, you won't dent Affairs. record review Meat Beat Manifesto: Next stop Satyricon TODD ANDERSON changed, and fortunately so has Meat made to listen, made to be improved". Staff Writer Beat. This track is totally intense. Meat Beat Manifesto Each and every one of their re- The last three tracks are entitled The Edge ofNo Control" (Muteall leases have proven to be a new, The Circular Cosmic Spot," "DJ formats) , exciting, music breaker. They sur- Interrupt us," and "Original Control." The definition ofsound is becom- prise and dazzle their audiences by All three of these dandies have subtle ing harder to define, and many are opening everyone's mind's eye. undertones of past MBM master- growing tired oflooking for another Never once have they invaded their pieces while elevating to higher perfect state of mind. releases with fillers. Such intensity heights. Yet none sound alike. So what is ourone purpose in life? now has some of the biggest up and DJ Interruptus" ticks and grinds To buy the new MBM single of coming acts in the music biz turning its way through two minutes of pure 'I course. It's been over a year since to Dangers for mixes and remixes. Dangers. Heavy samples and vinyl the issue of Meat Beat's last single. Their latest single sports four new grinding occupy and fill the track's Now, MBM is back. Their ears are tracks and two replies (from Orbital allotted time to the extreme. It fin- tuned to the unusual, their hearts and Consolidated). ishes off into a chew and a whisper. pumping to the extreme, and their The feature track (engineered and So, Meat Beat Manifesto has heads pushed to the grind. mixed by MBM) is an incredible jumped on board of a train that is The single is entitled The Edge grinding slab of mountainous vibes following yet another set of tracks. ofNo Control," and that's just about that pick and scratch for ultimate Theirnextstop is Satyricon, the forth what they've reached. penetration. Dangers' vicious voice coming long player. So, for now, Almost four years ago MBM was is encased within buzzing guitar beware of the roar of the under- formed, collectively made up of samples, lethal beats, loops, voice ground. founder Jack Dangers, visual artist samples, and whaling sirens. Yet, Marcus Adams, and noise suprema- among all of the turmoil one be- fir i,m.mih cist DJ Greg Reitch. This self con- comes deceived as you are lead to a - submarine-lik- e photo provided by SA-- B. tained unit was backed by an unusu- serenity, only to be Comedian Kevin Brennan will take the stage to present a. lively nigljt or ally creative-- label called Sweatbox slapped again. Dangers best sums it comedy at the Underground Thursday at 10 pjn. Records. Unfortunately times have up by saying, "dramatically removed. Page 12 October 2, 1992

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Burning boxers 3jCfl . OF MCfT. . SuiSTAMCg MUSt - MATT SEAMAN ' Humor columnist NltLTaSL I To GEr On Tuesday, I went to see Gover- JUS J nor BiH Clinton speak in Columbus. I think I should say it in the beginning so everyone knows, I am liberal democrat. Tin so liberal I make Nixon look like a Republican. After the rally there were a lot of young Bush supporters. Personally, I preferred George Bush when he was middle-age-d, but I'm a link bit different than these folks. So, there were all these Bush supporters there who, after the rally, got oneof the Clinton banners and started to bum it while they sported their

"Rich kids for Bush" t-sh- ins. Then disaster struck. Some of the flames lapped up and ignited the fumes of the Drakkar cologne one of the supporters wore (from the smell of itjie'd At) J irl LSsAA a r A7r V Fo tontemmt. been washing his clothes in it) ?7S J vt The fire quickly spread from the fumes of his cologne, to his 90210 nP)? Y motion " HzfTZt sideburns. From there his entire head m molds ot "f became an inferno as his hair gel and Y?7y spray were touched by theflame. Then 1 1 w 1 1 he was done in. After the flame was mm m put out, all that was left was a pair of v Boxer shorts with Greek letters on them, a very small brain, and a black j heart. " But I'm really not giving the Bush supporters a fair shake. They have, " using all the critical thinking skills of a music major, decided that a man who has sent this country's economy lm into a tailspin, gotten the U.S. into a pitiful war we didn't finish, and used his office to bail out any family members who may have mismanaged a "" i font upftboot savings and loan firm or two, de- X;.oh serves another shot Their attitude is "Hey, everybody deserves a second chance," or, at least, "Hey, every white bred Yale graduate who has had everything in his life handed to him on a silver planer deserves a second chance." We are fortunate enough to have a Bush supporter on Woosters campus. His name is Bill and he has his own Fax machine. He lives across the hall from me. While therest ofAmeri- can college saxJentsare drinking wood grain alcohol and getting dates. Bill and his Republican buddies are receiving faxed messages about trickle down economics. I was with Bill the other day, and a BMWdrove by. I asked him if his dad had one like it, he said, "Yeah, we own one, it's a 500SRL, but don't tell anyone. You might as well be a welfare mom if you drive anything less than a 1000SRLX" CaH me a flaming liberal with three earrings, but forsome reason I think a welfare mom would disagree. AOi-- ie -- i TM Am I De I October 2, 1992 j 1 " Paiel3

field hockey commentary Lady Scots lose Robinson for season; City of champions

look to come together this weekend MIKE HOUSEHOLDER "Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." PETER JAMES Liale League coaches all across this land may find offense in this statement, Sports Editor but to professional sports franchises, this statement is truth. The Lady Scot field hockey team Having been a Liale Leaguer myself, I was always told to have a good time did Dot have a game this week, but and be a good sportsman first and to worry about winning second. That was field. there was news off the ' "i - -- never quite the case, however. Every one ofmy teammates always wanted to . - j Sophomore Caroline Robinson, win first, because winning, not the spirit of competition, was the main source who is the third leading scorerin the of our enjoyment , re- NCAC conference, will miss the , Professional athletes want to win just as badly. Just because they're paid to mainder ofjh& seasoVwith a disk . play doesn't mean winning is any less important to them. Pro athletes don't

problem in her lower back. N only want to win, they're expected to win. Fans of pro sports teams pay good She sustained the injury two weeks money to attend games, and they expect to see their teams win games. ago during the Salisbury State tour- In no other city is that more true than in my hometown of Pittsburgh, nament, which was played in Pennsylvania. Salisbury, Md. Sept. 19-2- 0. Sports fans in Steeltown expect their Pirates, Steelers and Penguins to win Robinson originally hurt her back and win often. And that is exactly what these teams have done, especially in four years ago but has had no prob recent years. lems until the Maryland tournament. Last Sunday, I had the extreme pleasure of being in the City of Champions The strain ofplaying three games in to see the Pirates nail down their third consecutive National League Eastern two days reaggravated the old injury Division Championship. to such a great extent that she will be As a huge fan of all three Pittsburgh sports teams, no one is more gratified unable to return to the field until at than myself by their amazing success in recent years as well as their storied least next fall. histories. Three Rivers Stadium is a testament to the greatness of the Pirates As Robinson said, "I pushed my and the Steelers. The lowest level of the stadium displays all of the banners self over the limit" Aaxtmgdiampionships won by these two teams. I watched m pure admiration Robinson played all but one var as the banners for the Pirates' five World Series titles and the Steelers' four sity game as a first-yea- r. She has Super Bowl titles were hung proudly among numerous other divisional and picked cniaifc!caiwte v conference tide banners. needed her to fiU me void of gradu- When the Bucs clinched their third straight title, the Httsburgh fans showed ated Ail-Ameri- can Carissa Conner. their extreme reverence for the team by standing and cheering until all of the There is optimism that Robinson players left the playing field. It was an amazing feeling to be there amidst all will be 100 percent healthy for the that excitement. 1993 campaign, but there is always Right now, there is no other city in the United States which boasts more uncertaintywhen dealing with disks successful professional sports franchises than Pittsburgh. No other team has in the back. wontheNationalLeagueEastintheWs. mfactrieBucs boast Major League While she is expected to be back Baseball's winningest record in this decade. They also boast one of the most next season, her loss will be felt talented players in baseball today in Barry Bonds. immediately. She is a very crucial The Penguins are the greatest hockey team in North America .having won part ofcorners and the offensive unit photo by JOSHUA FAGANS twoconsecutive S tanley Cup titles. Captain Mario Lemieuxis considered the as a whole. Sophomore forward Caroline Robinson, who was third in the NCAC top hockey player in the world and oneof the greatest ofafl time. The Penguins Considering that the offense is in scoring, will miss the rest of the season due to a back injury. will try to make it three in a row in 1 992-199- 3 as they return a good portion of struggling right now and three of last season's team. seven varsity forwards are question- Finally, the Steelers are currently in first place in the Central Division ofthe able for Saturday's game against NCAC standingsstatistics National Football League wimamarkof3-l.TheSteelenareayoun- g. talented Kenyon, Robinson's absence is even bunch who could vie for a playoff spot this season. The Steelers are the third more significant. - W L T youngest team in the NFL, and they also have a new coach this season in Bill Robinson's injury, however, does Ohio Wesleyan 4 0 1 Cowher. so the Steelers should be soon returning to their glory of the 1970's. not spell doom for the lady Scots. vVboster 4 I 0 4 The longtime owner ofthe OaklandLos Angeles Raiders, Al Davis, tells his Expect Coach Brenda Meese to Kenyon 2 2 0 players to"Just win, baby," Although no one in Pittsburgh eversaid this to the subsitute more players and play the Wittenberg 1 players in so many words, it is an understanding. When a pro athlete dons the forwards longer than usual. Denison 12 1 black and gold, he knows that there is a long tradition of winning in the city. co-captain show an As junior Lisa Oberlin 12 0 Just as Pittsburghers show their admiration for winning, they also commented, "We are distaste for losing. This isaperriapsareasOT why Pittsburgh tear Ostermueller Fffrtham " 13 1 equal having to rebuild the chemistry of 14 tokse;tffamwon'tletthem.Irregarcfless,P displayed during 1979. 1 respectfully hope the team." Scoring leaders CP G A PTS PPG ofthe City ofChampions that it last The Lady Scots host Kenyon on all you sports fans reading this check out the Pittsburgh sports scene. You Megan Caravona, WITT 6 4 3 11 1.83 of Saturday at 1 1 but their "game won't find a better sports city around these days. aja, Bria Johnson. WITT 6 4 2 10 of the year" is this coming Wednes- l7 day afternoon. 9 While they do not want to look ShanynStreich,KEN 6 3 3 10 past Kenyon, the focus ofthe team is Nina Bradley, OWU 8 5 1 11 138 Intramural Football on Ohio Wesleyan. The Lady Bish- Lisa Ginocchio, WITT 6 4 0 8 133

7-0- Rosters Due: Tuesday, October 6 ops are -1 overall and have al- Melissa Wood, KEN 6 3 2 8 133 Begiris: Monday, October 12 lowed only four goals this season. Cheryl Connolly, DEN 7 4 1 9 1.29 Season Send rosters to Daniel Kotchen, Box 2045, The Lady Scots will be looking to Heintzelman, KEN 6 1 5 7 1J7 Erin or Qive them to Coach Steve Uoore in tte PJEC. 4-- 0 to Ohio avenge an defeat 1 nn earlier MegSheehan,OWU 8 4 9 1J3 Questions?- - Cal DanieJ-exterrs- 3733 Wesleyan in Deleware. ' October 2, 1992 -- SEIIfSl)p football Scots squander chaeces in third straight loss MIKE HOUSEHOLDER ent occasions in the first half. defense faltered in the game's deci- We were unable to handle me beat of yardage output, second only to Staff Writer Wittenberg advanced past the sive third quarter. Wittenbergscored being in the red zone,"Tucker stated. Wooster. The Fighting Scot football team Wooster 30 yard line, but did not on its second possession of the third There were a few bright spots for "Kenyon has equal talent Who- lost for the third consecutive week convert on any of their chances. period. Runkel ran the ball in from the Scots. Sophomore running back ever executes the best will win. 1-y- 67-yar- 6-pl- this past Saturday. This time, the Two times the Scots intercepted the ard line to cap a d, ay Mark Solis returned from an illness Hopefully, we will be aided by the Wittenberg Tigers were the team Tigers quarterbackJJL Runkel and drive that spanned 2:34. which forced him to miss last week's Wooster atmosphere of the bagpip- that beat up on Wooster, winning by twice Wittenberg kicker Greg Brame Brame's extra point put the Tigers game. He contributed 28 rushing ers leading us onto the Field, us wear- on goal 7-- 3. yards on 1 1 carries, and 46 receiving a score of 16--3. failed field attempts. ahead for good at ing our blackand the stadium packed The game, played in Wittenberg The first pickoff was made by The Tigers next possession also yards on 5 catches. with fans," Tucker said. Stadium in Springfield, Ohio, was first-year linebacker Geoff Jamison, resulted in a score as Brame con- Junior running back GAME NOTES: Wooster was Wooster's third loss ofthe season in and the second was made by junior nected on a 34-ya- rd field goal at3:42 Abdul Rashid added 57yards rush- outgained in total yardage by three games, and its second NCAC defensive back Damond Moodie. of quarter number three. ing andjunior receiver Brian Wright Wittenberg 321-23- 6 despite having lots. Both interceptions were made inside Following a Wooster third down had 84 yards through the air on 6 run 9 moreplays than the Tigers (74-65- ). Once again, the squandering of the Scots' 10-ya-rd line. failure and a 27-ya- rd punt by first-year receptions. SeniorquarterbackJohn Ley opportunities, costly turnovers, Jamison was making his first start punter Tim Gargasz, Ramsier was 19 of37 for 212 yards, Wooster again lost the battle of and an inability to stop the oppo- of the young season in place of se-ni-or Wittenberg took over at the Scot 31-ya- rd but he threw two interceptions. ground supremacy. The Tigers nents' ground game proved to be the team co-captain John Marcinck, line. Three plays and 1 : 13 later, Defensively, both sophomore line- gained 244 yards on theground com- downfall of the Fighting Scots. who was out with a shoulder injury a Ferryman 34-ya- rd romp and a backers Jamie Ruhl and sophomore pared to the Scots 96. Wooster converted a meager 3 of 17 suffered last week against Allegh- Brame extra point finished the scor- lineman Dana Kreeger each had 14 The crowd of2, 986 at Wittenberg tackles. Sophomore lineman I downs (17.6turned the ball eny. ing at 10:51. Matt Stadium was the largest to see the r4 times (2 fumbles, 2 intercep-- The defense was as aggressive as "Wittenberg executed better than Haas also had a productive day with Scots play this season s). and allowed Wittenberg run I've seen it since maybe 1989. It's a we did," Tucker said. That was a two sacks. Ramsier is first in the NCAC with ning back Marlon Ferryman 171 real tribute to these guys to have key." Tomorrow, the Scots celebrate 2313 yards per game of total of- yards on 26 attempts. played this well without their vocal Wiaenberg's three scores in three Homecoming '92 by playing the fense and Solis leads the NCAC in The game started out on a positive and field leader (Marcinck)," Scots' consecutive possessions sucked all Lords of Kenyon at John P. Papp kickoff returns with a 2S.7 average note for the Scots as they held head coach Bob Tucker said. of the life out of the Scots. No one stadium. per return Wittenberg scoreless for the first 30 Wooster's lone score of the con- scored during the final period, al- Kenyon is currently 0--2 in the Senior tight end Trevor Gamer minutes of play. Wooster imple- test came with 4 seconds remaining though the Scots did have the ball NCAC having gone down at the leads the NCAC in receptions with mented its "bend, but not break" in the first half onjunior kicker Seth four times inside of Wittenberg's hands of Earlham last week by a 29-2- defensive philosophy to keep the Carpien's 37-ya- rd field goal. terri'Ty. score of 1. The Lords boast the "Wcoster hasikitibflien: Kenyon Tigers off the board. On four differ Wooster's bend, but not break "We had the opportunities to score. NCAC's second-highe- st passing since 1987. J volleyball Moved from downtown location... Same old song and dance CHRIS MACKEY Staff Writer The College of Wooster volleyball team dropped four more

1-- decisions this week, dropping their overall record to 22. The Lady Scots volleyball team traveled north to Berea Thurs- CLASSIC IMPORTS Baldwin-Wallac- day to battle e and Grove City. They were unable to pick up a win losing to both the Yellow Jackets and the Wolverines in straight sets. Selling tapestries, jewelry, pants, scarves, doll dresses Wooster first collided with Grove City, who had been beaten by the hosts in the first match of the evening. The two games ended identically: 15--3, 15-- 3. The Lady Scots continued their losing ways as Baldwin-Walla- ce easily overpowered them 15-- 0, 15-- 1. On Tuesday the Lady Scots hosted Lake Erie College and at wholesaleprices! Makme. The first match of the evening pitted the Lady Scots against Lake Erie. The two teams had met earlier in the season with the same outcome. Lake Erie quickly disposed of Wooster by the score of 15-- 1, 15-- 8. In Wooster... After an hour-lon- g break in action the Lady Scots battled a Malone team that had just defeated Lake Erie in two straight games. Though the score didn't show it, the second game of this 262-527- match proved to be the most competitive of the evening for the 7 Lady Scots. But they soil couldn't manage a victory. The scores were 15--3. 15-- 5. NewAddress: After the match a smiling Wooster coach Linda Bush explained simply, "I'm happy. They (Lake Erie) were a tough team and we played them well" 2018 Great Ihrils Dr. The Lady Scots will host CedarviHe and Muskingum this (behind the EconoLodge on Rt 30...call for directions) Homecoming Saturday. 1 October 2, 1992 SPOUTS Page 15 cross country women's soccer Wooster runners burn the field Lady Scots notch ninth BRYAN KOEPP Staff Writer consecutive shutout It was a day that was a liale warmer 3-- than expected. A day when die Betas MEGAN BRUCE score of 0. Senior Barbie Thomp- son goal sea- hungtoughon the top ofChina. Itwas Staff Writer scored her first of the week, Kalamazoo, son. Friscons and Fernbach each a day, ifit was too hot, you got out of This past at the Scots added a goal of own. the kitchen. It was a day that the Lady soccer team continued their winning To off this week, the Lady Wooster cross country teams sent their streak and added to start their fight to keep the conference Scots traveled to Case Western Re- many others home, burned. , serve University. a slow first The men'stearn, competing against i title. After revenge half where score 0--0, a tough field that included conference The players had on their the remained minds from memories last year junior Delia Hoye took charge with rivals Denswaand Case Westem,fin-ishe- d of were 2-- 0. Tak- a goal off an assist from sophomore a strong fifthin a field of some when they defeated ing charge of the game was sopho- KimKuhls. After a mix-u-p in front ofOhio'spremier cross country teams. with goals, the Case goal, the ball ended up in Leading the way for the men were moreLarisaFriscons two of -- Arnold with the net with the score, credited to juniors Adam Myers and Wheeler and first year Melia one goal. Sophomore Jenna Fernbach. Finally, to end the scor- Spaulding. 1 was glad to get the ' ' - - Dearlone had an assist as did first ing, Friscons added her thirteenth espe- r- . yy season off on a positive note, . .... year Laura Fernbach. Lady goal of the season. cially in front of our own Wooster The furthered their record 7--1, The Lady. Scots are currently 9-- 1 fans," said Myers, who finished a Scots to Hall with Ail-Americ- an Lisa Hall and the strong 5th with a time of 27:28. while goalie Lisa kept Kalamazoo scoreless. Wooster defense recording their Spaulding finished 14th with a time Saturday, the Lady Scots went on ninth consecutive shutout of27:48. the to Geneva, Pa. where they The next game for the Lady Scots Paul Kinney (25th), Dave Stouffer road Geneva College again by a is Saturday at Ohio Wesleyan. (3 1st), Chris Levy (40th), Bill Antel defeated

' - (47th) and Jason Hudson (50th) ran f f i - superb races and finished out the top Hottell named Athlete of the Week seven Wooster runners. . The women's team, also compel: WAA RELEASE ness among team members. "Every' I ing in aloikffetothaufiduded' afin-feren- ce . Her teammates describe her as the one gets along very well and always rivals Kenyon and Oberiin, "mom" of the team. "She looks out pulls for one another," she said. ' finished a solid sixth against some of for and cares about all of us," they When not playing for Wooster, Ohio's toughest collegiate runners. claim. This week's 'athlete of the Hottell enjoys playing and cheering Blazing the way for the women were week is volleyball co-capti-an Julie for other sports. A self proclaimed the always-reliabl-e threesome ofjun- Hottell. More than a mother figure, "sports fanatic," she particularly ior Sandra Clark, sophomore Julia she is also described as one of the enjoys playing beach volley balL Judson and senior April Heck. most "intense" players on the team. After college, Hottell hopes her T was pleased, but we still have a Hottell, a setter for the Lady Scots major in economics will help her lot of work to do before our confer- from Strongsville 4s a two-year "get a good job to help her pay off ence meet (at Wooster on Oct 31) team member." Being a setter isn't . her school loans." T ". - .. .- - ' because of the tough course we have i as Hastily as some otherpositions on i When asked about her goals for to run," said Clark. "It was exciting the team," she said."But I like it-t-he i the is season, Hottell quickly re- running on my home course in front ptocxo by JOSHUA FAGANS setter offers the team stability." sponds. To keep the team a close - enjoys and win few more games ofour fans." dark,who finished im- Wooster's top runner Sandy Clark In last weekend's competition. The thing Hottell most unit a than pressively at 14th in a time of 22:15. aboutthe volleyball team is the close , last year." Judson and Heck finished very solid Head coach Dennis Rice was very achieve our ultimate goal The men in 23rd and 24th with times of 22:46 optimistic after Saturday's outcome. desperately need a fourth and fifth SPORTS SHORTS and 22:49 respectively. First-year "The women are striving to peak at man to step up, so we will be much Adriarme Vredenburg (31st), junior our conference championships here stronger at the conference meet." Amy Bacik (32nd), and seniors Marya on the 31st of October. We are and This Saturday themen and women's its move up Cross (34th) and Carolyn Kiss (37th) will be training hard till our two --week cross country teams are in action at The Lady Scot soccer team celebrated to NCAA Division III rounded out the women's attack. taper before the championships to the Denison Invitational. the seventh spot in the most recent Poll by beating Kalamazoo 3-- 0 last week. It was golf Wooster's 7th consecutive victory and 7th straight shutout. Scots to host 22nd L.C. Boles Invitational The Fighting Scot soccer team moved into the Top 20 this week, coming in at number 18. Wooster is 6-- 3 PETER JAMES sion III teams and the invitational Scots hope to repeat their perfor- through nine games. Sports Editor will undoubtedly impact them. mance ofa year ago when they took Sophomore Larisa Fricsons is on track to set the The Wooster golf team is hosting Wooster finished third a week ago at home the title. Last year's squad, Wooster record for goals in a season. Through nine gradua- the 22nd L.C. Boles Invitational the Ohio Wesleyan Strimer Invita- which lost two players to games, she has 12 goals-four shy ofbreaking the record golf tournament on Saturday and tional. tion, finished fourth at the Division (16) set by Cathie Docherty in 1987. Sunday. Coach Bob Nye believes the tour- III national tournament in May. Saturday The 18 --team field includes schools nament will be a good indication of The tournament tees off from all NCAA Divisions. Bowling where teams stand. This will be a at 11 ajn. at the Wooster Country Green, as well as conference rivals good test for the teams," he said. ; Club. On Sunday the action moves Ohio Wesleyan and Allegheny will The Scots are inexperienced this to the College's course, with the all be competing this weekend. year, so this will be a chance for weaker teams teeing offat 8 a.m. and There is a fall ranking ofall Divi several riew players to compete. The the remaining squads at noon. i I Page 16 October 2, 1992 men s soccer Fighting Scots win conference opener

1 '- - - - . JOSHELROD firing a low shot into the netjust after Staff Writer a Scot throw in. The third goal for -- - f , The Fighting Scot soccer team Wooster also came in the first half. picked up an impressive victory in its Roger HaHer shot a low, hard comer first conference match of the season lock that hooked into the Spartan goal by dispatching Case-Weste- rn Reserve for the unassisted score. 3-- 1. In the second half, the Scots again Playing with a broken hand, senior controlled the ball but were unable to Mphalso Namwali provided all the convert. With ten minutes left in the necessary offense for the Scots by game. Case Western managed a goaL picking up two goals. but never seriously threatened the The victory came after two straight Scots, who played strong defense losses for theFtgh ting Scots who went throughout the game. Of 0--2 at the Colorado College invita- First-year forward Colin Ozanne tional. The Scots were edged 4-- 3 by was knocked out of the game late in eighth ranked Colorado College and the second halfafter a collision with a 2-- 1 by Trinity (TX). Case defender. Head coach Bob Nye The opening of the contest against stated that there was no reason to the Spartans was sluggish for the Fight- think that Ozanne was seriously hurt

ing Scots, but that changed in a hurry. but that he was being X-ray- ed for Wooster grabbed the lead just ten precautionary reasons. minutes into the first halfwhen junior Commenting on the victory, Nye Chris Bond chipped a ball from mid-field said he was pleased with the "quality toward the Spartan goal and with the ball and without,' that play photo ty JOSHUA FAGANS Namwali out ran the defenders and his team demonstrated. Senior Mphatso Namwali goes up for a header in the win over Case, then beat the goalie for the score. Nye also commen ted on the change From that point on, Wooster con- in position of junior Eric Dietrich. push the ball forward as reasons for Wesleyan. Wooster will try to go 2-- trolled the game. With a high inten- Over the last two weeks, Nye has the move, and said he was pleased 0 in the conference and increase their sity level and smart play, the Scots been breaking in Dietrich as a half- with Dietrich's play on Wednesday. overall record to 8--3. The game takes continually drove at the Spartan goaL back as opposed to a defender. Nye In their homecoming game, the place on Saturday at 4.-0-0 on Carl With twenty minutes left in the first cited Dietrich's aggressive and aero- Scots will play another important Dale Memorial Field: half. Nam wali posted his second goaL bic attributes as well as his ability to game against perennial rival Ohio

special commentary crosscountry men 5th women 6th We're walking to the World Series, all 130 miles baby! football Wittenberg 16 JASON GINDELE, MKE HOUSEHOLDER All indications point toward Pittsburgh. They played their bestball all season Scots 3 PETER JAMES, JEREMIAH JENNE during the month of September and star players Bonds and Drabek are soccer "Woke up this morning, felt the soles or my shoes. That's when I knew I had performing at the top of their games. Pittsburgh fans will not accept another nj 4-- Colorado College & Scots 2 them oT waUan blues" --Robert Johnson defeat and neither will the players. Trinity d. Scots 2-- 1 Scots d. Case 3-- 1 Pirates are going to the World Series. Here's our plan. We want to raise money for the Pirates' Charity fund (Make women's soccer Let's get the brooms out baby. Custer's revenge. The Braves will be sent A Wish Foundation, Abraxas, Children's Hospital , Reading is Fundamental, Scots d. Kalamazoo 3--0 packing. Four straight. No questions. No doubt No chance for survival. Arthritis Foundation, Three Rivers Youth Organization). It's the challenge, Scots & Geneva 3-- 0 College We're so sure, we're walking to the World Series. it's the Pirates, and it's a chance to do something nice. Scots d. Case 3-- 0 volleyball That's right Walking. No cars. No bus. No bicycle. No roDerblades. We leave from Wooster on the Tuesday before fall break and arrive atThree Grove City d. Scots (15-- 3, 15-- 3) It's called The Wooster VoicePittsburgh Pirates Walk For Charity. We're Rivers Stadium that Saturday for game six ofthe World Series. Tuesday night: walking 130 miles from Wooster to Pittsburgh for charity. That's the same Massilon. Wednesday nighc New Franklin, Ohio. Thursday night Negley, Baldwin-Walla- ce d. Scots (15-- 0. distance as five marathons and we're going to walk it in four and a half days. Ohio. Friday nighc Arabridge, Pennsylvania. Saturday: The shores of the 15-- 1) As soon as the Pirates clinched it we knew it was their year. The National Ohio, Allegheny and Monongahela Rivers in downtown Pittsburgh. Lake Erie d. Scots (15-- 1, 15-- 8) League playoffs will be a Kangaroo court No matter who the Western division We expect to walk miles a day. will be from sunrise Malone d. Scots (15-- 3, 15-- 5) about30 We on the road champion is they are sure not to be a match for the mighty Bucs. to sunset every day, driven by our own weird motives. The Pirates are lead by the best player in the baseball, left fielder Barry Our hope is that local businesses, students, facul ty, staff, parents, alumni, and Bonds. For the third consecutive year he has driven in over 1 00 runs and stolen community members will help us in our endeavor. at least 30 bases. He's favored to win his second NL MVP in three years and You can either donate a set amount ofmoney directly or you can pledge by his third straight Gold Glove. the mile. Let say you pledge 10 cents a mile. Multiply that by 130 and it At the helm, the best manager in baseball, Jim Ley land has guided Pittsburgh translates into $13.00 for a good cause. "I continued to work out to its third straight division title. Enough said. We'll have booths set up at the next two football games and in Lowry during and do what I was supposed Solid starters, a deep bench, and great defense make the Pirates a team parents weekend. There will also be other chances throughout the next two to do, and now I'm in a posi- without a weakness. weeks for you to lend your support tion to come back and play, This figures to be Pittsburgh's last shot at a world series title. With the What if the Pirates lose? In that case, we walk anyway and the charities still so here I am. I'm back, expected departures of Bonds, ace pitcher Doug Drabek and several others, benefit And we can commiserate with each other along the cornfields of Ohio baby." there is no next time. The pain of two consecutive defeats in the playoffs is so to the steel town of Pennsylvania. But that won't happen. NBA star Earvin (Magic) great the Bucs will not allow it to happen again. We've thought long and hard about this Walk for Charity. We've planned Johnson announcing that he The Braves return with the same time that came within one run of capturing it down to the last step, the 1 00-ya-rd dash down the banks of the Ohio to the is coming out ofretirement to the world title last year. This year, however, Atlanta peaked too early as gates of Three Rivers Stadium. rejoin the Los Angeles Lak- opposed to last year where they came alive down the stretch and the momentum We're gonna do it It has been decided and it will be done. Every dime ers. USA Today, 930192J carried them to the big show. This time the Braves are limping into the post- collected will be presented to the Pittsburgh Pirates upon arrival. season despite having the best record in the National League. Join The Wooster Voice and the Pittsburgh Pirates in supporting this event