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SHE STOLE MY MAN!!! - By Mrs. Morikawa

arrie was living in poverty- the fifth of seven Simpson, children living in Texas, states that Barrow C a former had already proposed to her before Bonnie girlfriend of Parker met him in West Dallas. notorious gangster Clyde , currently the “it” power Barrow, has couple of have been spreading their come forward notoriety since 1931. Across the country, with new fans of the couple have been seen wearing allegations. “Team Barrow” t-shirts, as well as copying Simpson claims Parker’s stylish fashions. that Bonnie Clyde Barrow Parker, current “They’re just so girlfriend of Barrow, manipulated Barrow- hip and cool,” even lied to him, to get him hooked. says 18-year old Betty Roberts. “I “I don’t know how it happened,” claims hope I meet a Simpson. “Me and Clyde, we made so many gangster just like promises to each other- and that man- him!” Agrees stealing girl tricked him into falling in love Joanne Smith, with her. She was already married!” “I’ve been trying Simpson, who first met Barrow when he to follow her diet. She’s always so

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW: thin!” Bonnie E. Parker

Clyde Barrow: Born March 24th, 1909 Indeed power and love seems to be the Astrological sign- Pisces words used to describe Barrow and Parker. Likes- violence, money, driving fast and Parker, 23, well-known for her strong being bad. Dislikes- , FBI agents, people who spirit, as well as her poetry, was hardly the look weird, other robbers, Baby likely candidate to choose a boyfriend who Face Nelson. had a “colorful” past. Her mother, very conservative, forbade Bonnie from dating

UsWeekly Magazine 56 June 12, 1934 Clyde when she sensed they were getting serious.

Buck Barrow, friend of the couple, maintains that Simpson is “out of her head” and talking WHAT YOU NEED TO “nonsense”. KNOW: “Ever since they first met, Bonnie Elizabeth Parker: Born October 1st, 1910 they were Astrological sign- Libra always in Likes- poetry, bad boys synch,” he Dislikes- sharing, : Bank . said, shaking his head. “They would pose for pictures, holding machine guns, totally proud of their criminal life. It was weird and very shady.”

UsWeekly Magazine 57 June 12, 1934