BIBBITY BOBBITY BAAM! by Charlotte Nixon
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BIBBITY BOBBITY BAAM! A Full Length Comedy by Charlotte Nixon
SYNOPSIS: Bibbity Bobbity Baam! chronicles the life and times of Petal, A.K.A. The Fairy Godmother, before she became the infamous figure she is today. Petal is a pre-teen pixie determined to win her fairy wings from her teacher, Master Merlin. However, through a series of unfortunate events, including an accidental poisoning, a transforming reptile and one epic night of partying, Petal finds herself kicked out of fairy school and without her magic. Will it all work out or will Petal lose everything she has ever dreamed of? Bibbity Bobbity Baam! is a fast paced, high energy, comedy that mashes every fairy tale into one!
CAST OF CHARACTERS (5-15 females, 1-2 males, 5-10 either, 0-1 extra; gender flexible, doubling possible) COPY PETAL (f) ...... On a quest for fairy wings. (112 lines) MERLIN (m) ...... The headmaster of fairy school. (107 lines) TINKER BELL (f) ...... The coolest, meanest fairy in school. (27 lines) FAUNA (f) ...... Part of Tinker Bell’s clique; NOTloves the color blue. (25 lines) FLORA (f) ...... Part of Tinker Bell’s clique; loves the color pink. (23 lines) MERRIWEATHER (f) ...... Part of Tinker Bell’s clique; an airhead. (28 lines) PIXIES – The youngest fairies at fairy school: PIXIE 1 (m/f) ...... (16 lines) PIXIE 2 (m/f)DO ...... (19 lines) PIXIE 3 (m/f) ...... (16 lines) PIXIE 4 (m/f) ...... (14 lines) PIXIE 5 (m/f) ...... (17 lines) CHARLOTTE NIXON 3
MIRROR MIRROR (m/f) ...... A magical mirror; runs a poker game. (14 lines) EVIL QUEEN (f) ...... A sleep deprived, irrational monarch. (41 lines) SNOW WHITE (f) ...... Charming girl but cannot sing. (5 lines) BOSSY (m/f) ...... A dwarf; plays in Mirror Mirror’s poker game. (9 lines) LAZY (m/f) ...... A dwarf; plays in Mirror Mirror’s poker game. (5 lines) FROGGIE (m) ...... A Prince without Princely Charm. (59 lines) PRINCESS CLAIRE (f) ...... Rich and snobby; victim of Froggie’s charms. (13 lines) PRINCESS ROSA (f) ...... Rich and snobby; victim of Froggie’s charms. (10 lines) PRINCESS BELLA (f) ...... Rich and snobby; victim of Froggie’sCOPY charms. (10 lines) TITANIA (f) ...... The Judge that hears Petal’s case. (7 lines) BAILIFF 1 (m/f) ...... Courtroom helper; trying to out shine Bailiff 2. (12 lines) BAILIFF 2 (m/f) ...... Courtroom helper; trying to out shine Bailiff 1. (11 lines) EVIL STEPMOTHER (f) ...... Cinderella’s evil stepmother. (14 lines) HELGA (f) ...... NOT Cinderella’s mean stepsister. (19 lines) GISELA (f) ...... Cinderella’s mean stepsister. (21 lines) CINDERELLA (f) ...... A sweet young girl; willing to try anything. (24 lines) LIMO DRIVERDO (m/f) ...... No lines, just a wish come true. (Non-Speaking)
DURATION: 65 minutes. TIME: Past and Present. SETTING: The Enchanted Forest, Fairy-tale Land. 4 BIBBITY BOBBITY BAAM!
CAST DOUBLING
PIXIE 1 can double as MIRROR MIRROR, FROGGIE, BAILIFF 1 and LIMO DRIVER PIXIE 2 can double as QUEEN, PRINCESS CLAIRE, BAILIFF 2 and CINDERELLA PIXIE 3 can double as SNOW WHITE, PRINCESS ROSA, and HELGA PIXIE 4 can double as BOSSY, PRINCESS BELLA, and GISELA PIXIE 5 can double as LAZY, TITANIA, and EVIL STEPMOTHER
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