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10 PLAGUES HAIL MARY OF BROOKLYN Brooklyn’s ship comes in Saturday

By Ariella Cohen The Brooklyn Papers Leave it to a queen to come between broth- ers. Red Hook dock workers — brothers in the same longshoreman’s union — will split up on Saturday morning, April 15, one group unloading passengers and baggage from the glamorous Queen Mary 2, the other taking lumber and steel off a freighter called the Brasilia. The long-awaited arrival of the QM2 is a his- toric moment in Red Hook — and not just because Brooklyn is welcoming the largest cruise ship in the world. It also puts front and center two competing vi- Lousy bagels Gowanus Canal sions for the Red Hook waterfront — namely, whether Brooklyn’s last working container port will survive or succumb to the newly arrived cruise ship industry. Many longshoreman are hedging their bets. Nearly 100 union baggage handlers will jump to the cruise ship terminal from the container port to- day. Two hundred others will remain with the far- less-feted cargo, their fate in the hands of city offi- cials, who say they will not renew the container port operator’s lease when it expires next year. Through it all, the union brothers vow to get along. / Cunard Cruise Lines / Cunard “I’m not going to yell at anyone for working over there,” said one crane operator at the contain- er port. “The cruise ship terminal is better than the No late-night cabs one in Bayonne, better than the one in .

Associated Press But it will only be beautiful as long as we still have The Queen Mary 2 will be docking at its new Brooklyn home — in Red Hook — on Saturday. our jobs over here.” Chuck E. Cheese New Dems locked out

By Gersh Kuntzman But Owens and others slammed IND The Brooklyn Papers right back — leveling pretty much the same charge. Clubhouse politics in Brooklyn “Changing the endorsement vote is an was thrown into turmoil last week injustice against anyone who joined prior after one supposedly influential to the long-stated deadline,” said Owens, Overdevelopment club barred more than 100 new whose IND membership precedes the members from its upcoming THIS WEEK current rhubarb and, as such, says it is endorsement vote — even though his “job” to find new members. they all signed up on time. “I know I brought in nine people,” he The board of Independent Neighbor- said. “And I know they joined on time. hood Democrats voted in secret to Reform-minded clubs should stick to the move up its long-scheduled May 18 en- rules.” Bones on the subway dorsement vote so that the flood of Though independent in name, IND is members — supporters of congression- affiliated with Assemblywoman Joan al candidate Chris Owens and others Millman (D-) and state Sen. from the anti-Atlantic Yards group, De- Martin Connor (D-Brooklyn Heights). velop Don’t Destroy Brooklyn — When the flood of new members would not be eligible to pick candidates rolled in, Millman and executive board for the club to endorse. Chairman Kenn Lowy dove into the surf, The board’s April 6 vote set off a sources said. round of charges that the board didn’t “Joan and Kenn were looking over the want Owens to “steal” the endorsement list and saying, ‘This is trouble,’” said for the 11th congressional district from one club member. City Councilman David Yassky (D- The club was particularly threatened Brooklyn Heights) — and counter- by a flood of new members who might charges that Owens and others were support Ken Diamondstone, a former

/ Craig Schwartz Traffic “packing” the club at the last minute. community board member who is chal-

“These 100 people came in to pack BAM lenging Connor, a founding member of Lice our club and I’ll be damned if I’m go- the club. (some things never change) ing to let ’em get away with it!” said “Think about how embarrassing it Buddy Scotto of Carroll Gardens, a Seeing Red-grave would be if Connor lost IND’s endorse- founding member of the IND. Actress Lynn Redgrave stars in Oscar Wilde’s “The Impor- ment,” the source said. “The club could- “[Candidates] went out and rounded tance of Being Earnest” at the BAM Harvey Theatre, April n’t let that happen.” up relatives and friends. That ain’t 18 through May 14. An interview with director Sir Peter Lowy agreed that a Connor loss would cricket.” Hall is in GO Brooklyn, page 7. See PACK’EM on page 3 Beetles are back in Brooklyn E’S BAAAACK. She’s Gittleman, the USDA’s Asian beetle tions, make phone calls, but people baaaack. And their kids are authority, leading a team of four tree THE BROOKLYN only respond when we physically hit Hbaaack, too. Fortunately, so are saviors on Quincy Street in Bed-Stuy. By Gersh the block. People see us and realize the unsung heroes of the United First stop, the backyard of ANGLE Kuntzman it’s not a scam. They say, ‘Is this States Department of Agriculture — Dorothy Sherman, who happily al- free? Well why didn’t you call me Manhattanification Baby discrimination who are back on the streets in a vio- lows Gittleman’s team to inject her in the affected area,” Gittleman says, about my tree?’ ” lent, block-by-block, house-to-house, 50-foot silver maple, planted by her In most cases, the USDA did — “but not everyone lets us into his HE PASSOVER CELEBRATION — marked by Jews worldwide this week — tree-to-tree battle against the Asian father more than a half-century ago. backyard.” hoping to limit the beetles’ consump- longhorned beetle. “It’s a member of the family,” says Almost on cue, a woman at the tion to just a few areas and prevent a features a recitation of the 10 plagues visited upon the ancient Egyptians Violent? Sure. When you’re dealing Sherman (“like the tank,” she adds next house refuses to allow the crew recurrence of what happened in Tas punishment for enslaving the Israelites. Inspired by the story, read every when asked how it’s spelled). Greenpoint, when the under-arbored with an implacable foe who has killed in, even though the USDA has a year from the Passover Seder’s Haggadah, The Brooklyn Papers asked renowned 2,200 trees since landing in Greenpoint While the pesticide drains into the signed release from her daughter. neighborhood lost 900 trees in the in 1996, you can’t be afraid to pump roots, the team inspects the tree with Gittlemen’s team reschedules the beetles’ first assault. graphic artist Roxanna Velandria, of Park Slope, to create a modern set of some defenseless street tree binoculars. Gittleman thinks he’s spot- appointment. Now, with crews working six days plagues, suitable for 21st-century Brooklyn. All your favorite pet-peeves about ted the perfectly round holes that the a week, Gittleman hopes they’ll hit with eight cups of pesticide. Seconds later, though, a our Kingly lives are here — from the traffic we endure to the lice our schoolchild- And you can’t be too timid to not beetles chew on their way out of an in- homeowner from down the all 22,000 elms, planes, maples, knock on every door in Greenpoint, fested tree, so he orders a team of block strolls over and begs the horsechestnuts and other tooth- ren pick up to the chicken bones that we find underneath the subway seat we Williamsburg, Bedford-Stuyvesant, climbers to return for a face-to-branch team to inspect his tree. some trunks favored by didn’t get. Our Passover coverage also includes news of a radical (and raucous) East New York and Ridge- inspection. Gittleman and company are the Asian long- Haggadah written by opponents of Bruce Ratner’s Atlantic Yards mega-develop- wood — all neighborhoods Sherman again wel- pleased to oblige. horned beetle. that have been affected by comes the attention. “That kind of thing hap- “Luckily,” he ment (see page 4). So join us as we lift a glass or two (or four!) of Manischewitz the winged, Far Eastern Other Brooklynites are pens a lot,” he said lat- said, “there are a lot and toast the holiday season. L’chaim! — Gersh Kuntzman scourge. not so inviting. er. “We put out flyers, of trees they don’t eat. The other day found Joe “We’d like to get all 22,000 trees send out notifica- Yet.” 2 AWP THE BROOKLYN PAPERS • WWW.BROOKLYNPAPERS.COM • (718) 834-9350 April 15, 2006

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City of New York, Michael R. Bloomberg, Mayor Department of Sanitation, John J. Doherty, Commissioner April 15, 2006 THE BROOKLYN PAPERS • WWW.BROOKLYNPAPERS.COM • (718) 834-9350 AWP 3 PAINT THE Have I got a question for you! TOWN RED! (and blue, and green, and yellow, and white!)

Cobble Hill forum gives candidates chance to confront each other Interior By Dana Rubinstein ter this club had endorsed Joe Hynes for reelec- Marksman: David Yassky you will not impede your ability to deal with the very designers The Brooklyn Papers tion as DA, you endorsed [opponent] John Samp- Target: Carl Andrews important issues that impact on the lives of the indi- son. And that was after … Sampson had been rat- Do you believe the Brooklyn Democ- viduals within our community? vote Why is this candidates’ forum different from Question: all other candidates’ forum? Because the Inde- ed unqualified by a number of bodies. Would you ratic Party has had a corruption problem? And if Yassky: The level of support that has come to this Benjamin pendent Neighborhood Democrats added a fun explain your endorsement? so, what would you do to try and change it? campaign shows that we are actually doing some- twist: they let the five candidates for a rare open Answer: In early 2005 ... I decided two things: Andrews: My commitment to thing a little different ... We’re talking about ideas. Moore congressional seat ask each other questions. One, that [Hynes] did not deserve to remain in of- local politics and local issues And, that is what has attracted that level of support. True, last week’s forum featured lots of the fice, and I stand by that belief, and two, that my will always be paramount to My support has come from environmentalists, from #1 Paint same old speechifying by the five candidates — skills ... were best used as a legislator. So I never whatever I do. But…as a people who believe in gun control, and most impor- state Sen. Carl Andrews (D-Crown Heights), City really launched a campaign. I did support John member of Congress, we tant to me, from people, many in the district, and Councilwoman Yvette Clarke (D-Flatbush), Chris Sampson, and I think that tells you a few things have very pressing issues some outside of the district, who are ardent Democ- Owens, Assemblyman Nick Perry (D-Flatbush) about me. First of all, that I’m going to take the that need to be addressed ... rats who want to see us win something for a change and City Councilman David Yassky (D-Brooklyn tough stand, I’m not going to duck it ... [Sampson] The Brooklyn Democratic and know that if they send me down there, they’re Heights). But the face-to-face queries did reveal was [the] one viable alternative to [Hynes] ... I Party, if they are corrupt, and going to get a Democratic party…that is going to some interesting tidbits about the men and woman think the question is, Are you a reformer who if they have anything that war- fight issue by issue by issue and beat the Republicans hoping to succeed retiring Rep. Major Owens (D- showed independence? Absolutely, I am. rants legal intervention, I’m sure and actually get our stuff done. I’m proud that our Crown Heights): that the district attorney, the prosecutors of this great campaign has attracted more support than any open- •Yassky is seen by his rivals as the man to beat Marksman: Carl Andrews eastern district, have and will continue to see ... if seat campaign in the country. We AppreciateYour Business! (judging from how many questions he got asked). Targets: Nick Perry and Chris Owens they can find any corruption. The party ... has not • Even when given the chance to confront each Question: Could you name been indicted for anything or convicted of anything; Marksman: Nick Perry 85 Court Street in 10% other, politicians will always miss a chance to one thing that ... you can guar- members of the party have ... So, I don’t know ex- Target: David Yassky Open 7 Days A Week • (718) 243-0844 OFF stick in the knife. antee you can do as a fresh- actly what kind of corruption you are referring to Question: I was reading this ALL STORE Owens, for example, only alluded to race in his Subway: A, C, F, M, N, R, 2, 3, 4, 5 • MERCHANDISE man [member of congress]? specifically. I’ve heard that there have been some [Yassky campaign] pamphlet, WITH THIS AD question — even though he has said that Yassky Over 30 Years in Business • Featuring Home Delivery within Brooklyn Nick Perry: Thank you, Carl, decisions made about Clarence Norman, and things and I was reading, “Remem- should not be running for Congress in the mostly black district because of his race. Yassky asked An- for that very easy question. As a that he has done as an individual. So, if you know ber when they passed laws like drews about corruption, but never linked him — as freshman, I’ll have a seat in the something, let me know. I’ve got this guy I know … the Violence Against Women he could have — to disgraced former county leader House, and I’ll have a vote, and named Eliot Spitzer, who I’ll call and make sure that act, the Assault Weapons Ban? Clarence Norman. And Andrews basically punted I’ll make sure that when I vote, I his public integrity unit looks at it. Councilman David Yassky doesn’t his question, asking two rivals that old student vote for ... the best benefit of my just remember them, he wrote them.” council question, “What would you do if elected?” community, the people who sent me Markswoman: Yvette Clark Today, I had one of my staff people speak with The good news is that this race could still get there. I’m going to make sure that my vote is right Target: David Yassky former Sen. Metzenbaum, and he assured me that it ugly, judging from the faint hints the candidates on progressive issues. I’m going to vote against ef- Question: I’ve been able was he who wrote that bill and introduced it in 1987, gave at the April 6 forum. Here is a slightly edited forts to attack pensions systems, [against] creating to amass ... contributions some time before Councilman Yassky reached transcript of the five questions and their answers: incentives for corporations and corporate execu- from ... people who reside Washington. David, who wrote the Brady Bill? tives to rob the American workforce. in our community and who Yassky: Well, of course, many people did, as you Marksman: Chris Owens Chris Owens: I’m going to do all those things own businesses in the com- well know, as with any legislation. At that time, I was Target: David Yassky too. But to answer the question, the one specific munity. But you’ve gotten the chief counsel for the crime subcommittee in the Question: David, in 2005, thing that I believe that I can do as a freshman is to most of your contributions from House of Representatives when the version that ac- you started a campaign for follow up on my proposal that all small businesses corporate entities, lawyers and tually passed of the Brady Bill was written. I have no district attorney. You saw that — businesses that gross $1 million or less — be special interests. And when I look at what’s doubt—I know for a fact—that Senator Metzen- there were three white candi- made tax exempt totally at the federal level. I believe happening in Washington D.C. right now, with re- baum was the first person to introduce it in the Sen- dates in the race and one black that can happen because Republicans like tax cuts spect to the level of pressure that our elected officials ate. My then-boss Chuck Schumer introduced it in candidate in the race, and you … And I believe that … small businesses are the key are under [from] special interests … what would you the House. And did I draft important sections of that decided to run instead for reelec- to jobs, to keeping families together and to providing say to reassure the people of the 11th congressional bill? Absolutely I did. Did many other people have a tion to the city council. And then, af- opportunities for the future. district that the special interests that are invested in hand in passing that bill? Of course they did.

from incumbent Charles Hynes. “There’s nothing independ- Millman said such shenani- ent, neighborly or democratic gans encouraged the board to about changing the rules.” PACK’EM… change the rule. Other clubs have been con- Continued from page 1 with this supposedly vital plum, “If they join just to influence fronting the same issue, but only NEED HELP IN CHEMISTRY? have been embarrassing for the a lingering vestige of the days the endorsement vote, it’s not IND pulled up the welcome mat. fair,” she said. “We wanted to Central Brooklyn Independent longtime senator, but said the en- when local clubs were vital. ensure that the people who have Democrats, which has about 300 dorsement vote — now sched- Over 95,000 Books Sold! Before the 2001 mayoral pri- been around for a long time are members, had 100 newcomers uled for April 20 and May 4 — mary, Mark Green’s supporters the ones making the decisions.” join just before its deadline. De- HIGH MARKS: REGENTS, CHEMISTRY MADE EASY! should not have been moved. joined the gay and lesbian But at least one newcomer spite the flood, the new members / Tom Callan / Tom / Tom Callan / Tom BY SHARON WELCHER “Now the club is going to Lambda Independent Democ- felt the vote-change was a be- will vote at the endorsement get a lot of bad press,” he said. rats and swung the endorsement (College Teacher, Chairperson & Teacher of High School review Courses) trayal of the club’s name. meeting on May 18, said club Easy Review Book for new Regents (2nd edition) “Club-packing” is a common away from Alan Hevesi. “They set a deadline and President Josh Skaller. Hundreds of questions & solutions phenomenon in Brooklyn. In More recently, supporters of then didn’t like who joined,” Lambda President Gary years past, candidates have suc- district attorney candidate Mark said Daniel Goldstein, spokes- Parker said his club had an in- Get HIGH MARKS $10.95 cessfully swelled club member- Peters joined IND at the last man for Develop Don’t Destroy flux of a few dozen people — Available at leading book stores or call 718 271 7466 The Brooklyn Papers file The Brooklyn ships on the eve of an endorse- minute last year and almost Brooklyn, and a new member Papers file The Brooklyn but also decided not to change www.HighMarksInSchool.com ment vote and walked away swiped the endorsement away of the club. Martin Connor its rules. Joan Millman

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The Brooklyn Papers where she says slaves were hidden on their way to The Downtown Brooklyn Plan will destroy freedom. A dark, dusty and narrow stairwell led into BRIEFS the cellar below her storefront beauty parlor into a a historic way station on the Underground tight space with little light. Cobwebs swayed from Railroad, residents of homes near the Fulton the low ceiling and the dirt floor contributed to omni- Mall claimed this week. present dust. The city has said it will tear down homes on Chatel crouched and pointed out a wall underneath Duffield Street, near Willoughby Street, to make the circuit-breakers that she claims concealed a hid- room for a new hotel, according to Louis Greenstein, ing place. Nearby, a second entrance to the sub-base- Birthin’ owner of 223 Duffield St. ment led to an underground tunnel that connected Greenstein, along with fellow Duffield homeown- several Duffield Street houses. Greenstein said his re- er Joy Chatel, are spearheading the fight to preserve search revealed that abolitionists lived in at least five their homes — and their place in American history houses on the block. — by demanding that the city fully investigate the “We need to investigate with archeologists, not

/ Liz Cooper historical claims before swinging the wrecking ball. consultants,” said Bill Batson, a candidate for the Britney On Tuesday, Greenstein and Chatel — and a hand- state Assembly, who helped organize the rally. ful of supporters — marched from Duffield Street The Downtown Brooklyn Plan, which rezoned a across the Brooklyn Bridge to City Hall to ask May- large swath of Brooklyn’s central business district in or Bloomberg to step in. 2004, will result in 4.5 million square feet of new office Chatel gave reporters a tour of the sub-basement space, several skyscrapers and a park. — Liz Cooper The Brooklyn Papers The Brooklyn unveiled Joy Chatel, owner of 227 Duffield St., claims this filled-in portal led to a possible hidden room that at one point could have housed slaves along the Underground Railroad.

The Brooklyn Papers The birthin’ Britney Spears sculpture that caused labor-inducing contractions in pro-life circles finally A Ratner descended upon Brooklyn last week — and its sculp- New security camera in Q train station tor said that controversy was his intention all along. Furor had erupted a week before the April 7 unveiling of The Brooklyn Papers The images will be retained for 45 “What are the rules regarding ac- “But…do they have sufficient man- Haggadah Daniel Edwards’s “Monument to Big Brother really is watching days, he said. cess to surveillance tapes? How will power to respond to conditions if they Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Pre- you. The program — part of a $20-mil- the department prevent unauthorized are observed?” The Brooklyn Papers ston” when Willliamsburg’s Transit quietly in- lion effort to put cameras in 60 sta- access to these images? What’s the The program was funded with $5 Jews all over the world Capla Kesting Fine Art tions system-wide, including 20 in protocol for archiving and destruc- million from the federal Office of De- gallery released photos of stalled eight security cameras in the sat down for their Passover Seventh Avenue Q train station in Park Brooklyn — is either a crime-buster tion? These issues directly implicate fense Preparedness and $15 million Seders Wednesday night — the piece. or a dire invasion of personal privacy, fundamental rights.” from the Metropolitan Transportation The sculpture depicts a Slope — and the Orwellian purpose is but it’s safe to say none cel- to record “passenger identity at the depending on whom you ask. Even those who have lobbied for Authority security budget. ebrated the way Atlantic naked Spears crouched on “The city needs to be asking itself security cameras for years were hardly It is independent of the MTA plan all fours atop a bear-skin rug; turnstiles,” said James Anyansi, a tran- Yards opponents did. about the increasingly massive use of overjoyed. announced in August 2005 to install she is giving birth, the crown sit spokesman. Several objectors to Bruce of her son’s head just emerging “This program enables us to monitor surveillance cameras,” said Bob Perry “I hope it will improve rider safe- 1,000 closed-circuit television cam- Ratner’s mega-development from the part of the sculpture that and keep records of events at our fare of the New York Civil Liberties ty,” said Craig Hammerman, district eras and 3,000 motion detectors city- penned an anti-Ratner parody can’t be printed in a family paper. control areas and to reduce crime.” Union. manager for Community Board 6. wide. — Rubinstein of the Jewish Haggadah and The opening made for a peculiar scene at the garage-cum- used it at Seders this week. gallery at 121 Roebling St. Fifty-odd hipsters and a handful In this “Very Brooklyn of press sipped wine from plastic cups as they peered awk- Haggadah,” the four questions wardly at the flesh-colored and highly erotic sculpture of don’t include, “Why is this Spears, named in honor of the pro-life movement. night different from all other No wonder the anti-abortion groups were offended. Nets new rap says Ratner’s the man nights?” but, rather, “Why is it “They said she wasn’t wholesome enough to be a model that in all other projects, build- ings stand straight, but in for pro-life,” Edwards said at the opening party. “I think The Brooklyn Papers with the Atlantic-Division-leading franchise. contest earlier this year in hopes of finding a song shame on them.” Frank Gehry’s designs, the Then again, Edwards is not a pro-lifer — at least as the A contest to pick a rap theme song for the “Check the skybox/Blackberry active/Making that would pump up the volume at the Continental buildings recline to one side?” anti-abortion crowd defines that politically charged term. New Jersey Nets was won by an aspiring rap- transactions/It’s Bruce Ratner!!” sings rapper Airlines Arena. Does Barnes’s “song” fill the bill? There’s also a raucous, Rat- “I’m trying to broaden the definition [of pro-life] a little per who — surprise surprise — mentioned Michael Barnes in “Going Hard.” We invite our readers to judge. Here are the lyrics: ner-ripping version of the clas- bit,” he said. “I think you need to expand it to include the idea what a great job owner Bruce Ratner is doing Ratner’s Nets partner, rapper Jay-Z, created the — Kuntzman sic Passover song, “Dayeinu” of giving birth.” — which means “enough.” And, he admitted, to include a hefty dose of controversy. Get outta your seats Up court New Jersey rise, other Guess who’s score is up? It’s Bruce Ratner!! Along with a roc charm (For the full Haggadah, see “Artists don’t try to reach a large-enough audience any- It’s time for tip off Then looks away for a team FALLS (The Nets)!! Date by date Roc Jeans — and, of www.leathertomato.com.) more,” complained Edwards, saying his true aim was to pro- One tip y’all dish off In this arena, it’s time to • • • • • Different state course, he got rocks on We brought Kidd from the voke discussion. Don’t get Carter ticked off Krstic is postin’ BALL Curfew applied by Coach And when his diamonds But not everyone thinks he succeeded. Any play Suns RJ’s open It’s hot Lawrence Frank hit the light, it autographs tonight Emma Pearse, a writer who attended the opening, was He’s bound to take off Vince from the Raptors Kidd lays it up like We warmin’ up But wait Looks similar to Sprite But might bothered by the piece, as well as by Edwards’s use of the Highlights Elite in East Sorry I missed y’all Halftime Introducing the brand when it hits the ice Wanna watch the game — enjoy abortion debate to generate press. I don’t think you seen his Since Erving was in the Nets basketball off the Our score is up rafters new don it’s So obey your thirst sights “I’m always disappointed by this kind of art, because often list, dogs • • • • • WALL Third Check the skybox Jay Z courtside with S Drink Sprite Nets win!!! when I talk to the artist, he doesn’t have much to say,” said J Kidd Competition come one They can’t score with us Blackberry active dots on ‘Cause he might Drive safely Pearse. — Dana Rubinstein Is known for the criss-cross come ALL End of the fourth Making transactions Rocawear shirt Not wanna sign Goodnight!! (see ya)

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By Dana Rubinstein ed a guardianship proceeding “Judge Phillips is not in any daily activities and general sup- The Brooklyn Papers against him, seizing all of his acute danger,” he said. portive services,” not “a profes- A respected Brooklyn extensive real estate holdings.” Despite the testimony of sional nurse or therapist.” judge was declared mental- But the sealed court docu- these experts, the court author- At the hearing last week, ly incompetent, forcibly re- ments obtained by The Brook- ized Phillips’s removal from his Judge Pesce said he thought the moved from his residence, lyn Papers show that Phillips home, claiming that he needed end of his colleague’s involun- did not need to be committed. the 24-hour care that only a tary internment would soon end. and placed in a nursing At the competency hearing, nursing home could provide. “What’s important now is to home — all, he says, Dr. Lisa Honkanen of New But three years later, that get him back into the commu- because he was planning a York-Presbyterian Hospital said claim still wasn’t true. nity,” Pesce said. run against District Attor- Phillips needed only “a few In 2004, Phillips was so No one agrees more than ney Charles Hynes in 2001. hours” of care per day, not the healthy that his nursing home Judge Phillips. Back in May, Sealed court documents round-the-clock coverage that refused to ask Medicare to cov- 2005, he told Judge Pesce in a obtained by The Brooklyn Pa- Hynes’s people were recom- er Phillips’s expenses, saying letter that “there is no medical pers seem to back up civil mending. Psychiatrist James that Phillips only needed “oral condition or otherwise requir- court Judge John Phillips, re- vealing that the two doctors Lynch agreed. medications, assistance with … ing that I remain here.” who examined him during his GET NOTICED competency hearing did not think that he needed 24-hour nursing home assistance. IN THE WORKPLACE. The judge has returned to CHECKIN’ IN WITH... the public eye recently, thanks to the efforts of the Commit- tee to Free Judge Phillips to Martin Schreibman, BUT IN A GOOD WAY. have him released into the care of his niece. The Sex God of Brooklyn On April 4, the judge shuf- fled into Judge Micheal To outsiders, Brooklyn College professor Martin GRADUATE WEEK INFORMATION SESSIONS Pesce’s courtroom in a rum- Schreibman is a well-liked academic who runs the JOIN US FOR GRADUATE WEEK pled black trench coat, his school’s Aquatic Research and Environmental Assess- MANHATTAN GRADUATE CENTER hair disheveled, but his stature ment Center. But insiders know him as “the Sex 55 BROAD ST. NEW YORK, NY still imposing. Friends and AT POLYTECHNIC UNIVERSITY Tuesday, April 18, 2006 — 6-7:30pm God.” That’s because Schreibman, best known for family filled the benches, ground-breaking research into the mating rituals of APRIL 18–27 BROOKLYN CAMPUS hopeful that Phillips would be horseshoe crabs, mans the switches on AREAC’s big, 6 METROTECH CENTER, BROOKLYN, NY released into his niece’s cus- fish-filled tanks. When he wants those tilapia, clown tody that day. ELECTRICAL, COMPUTER & SYSTEMS fish and crabs to get on with getting’ it on, he turns Their hopes were mis- Getting noticed on the job is important, but some methods are better than others— ENGINEERING TELECOMMUNICATIONS up the temperature a few degrees (“and don’t for- like earning your master’s. And Polytechnic University’s Graduate School is the perfect WIRELESS INNOVATION placed. Judge Pesce requested Thursday, April 20, 2006 — 6-8pm more details from the niece get the romantic music,” he added). With all that for- place to earn a degree that will take your career further. So, join us for our Graduate about how she would care for nicating going on, no wonder the New York Post TECHNICAL WRITING called him “the sex god of Brooklyn” a few years Week where you can find out everything you need to know to get the recognition Monday, April 24, 2006 — 6-8pm her uncle. ago. Schreibman checked in with Gersh Kuntzman you deserve. CIVIL, ENVIRONMENTAL & TRANSPORTATION Judge Phillips, formerly PLANNING ENGINEERING, & CONSTRUCTION known as the “kung-fu” judge this week. From April 18th thru 27th (+ May 11) we’re hosting several Infosessions for our MANAGEMENT for his courtroom antics, lost Tuesday, April 25, 2006 — 6-8pm graduate degree programs. Learn all about what our innovative degrees can do for you his freedom, and his $10-mil- COMPUTER INFORMATION SCIENCE AND lion estate, in 2001 when he Q: How has life changed for you sea, aren’t there? and your career. Meet with faculty and staff and have all of your questions answered. CYBERSECURITY was placed under the since the Post gave you your nick- A: Yes, but we’re working with food Tuesday, April 25, 2006 — 6-8pm guardianship of two attorneys name? pantries to help them grow fish so people A Sampling of Evening Graduate Programs BIOMEDICAL ENGINEERING & BIOINFORMATICS — one of whom was Hynes’s A: For a while, I was getting more dates, but can have fresh protein. They buy the tanks (Complete program listing on the web) Wednesday, April 26, 2006 — 6-8pm former chief of staff. then I got married, which got me a lot more and we show them how to do it. It’s like I Bioinformatics | Biomedical Engineering | Chemical Engineering | Computer Science INTEGRATED DIGITAL MEDIA While Hynes has said that dates (I’m joking, honey. I’ll be home at 6!). always say: If you teach a man to fish, he And Borough President Markowitz gave me Computer Engineering | Civil Engineering | Electrical Engineering | Financial Engineering Thursday, April 27, 2006 — 6-8pm he was just trying to protect eats for a day. If you teach a man to grow a an addled Phillips from extor- a proclamation about our work that called Management | Integrated Digital Media | Mechanical Engineering | Systems Engineering MECHANICAL, INDUSTRIAL AND fish, he eats forever. MANUFACTURING ENGINEERING tion, opponents of the long- me the “Aqua-Sex God,” which was nice, Technical Writing & Journalism | Wireless Innovation Thursday, April 27, 2006 — 6-8pm time DA see something more too. No question the nickname will look Q: And the other good news is that sinister in the role his aides good in my Times obit. horseshoe crab mating season is Executive Master’s Degrees (Fast-track, weekend programs) MANAGEMENT & ORGANIZATIONAL BEHAVIOR almost here. I understand that’s an Thursday, May 11, 2006 — 6-8pm played in denying Phillips his Q: So what are you working on now? Management of Technology freedom. exciting time for you. Telecommunications & Information Management LONG ISLAND GRADUATE CENTER “Hynes didn’t want to run A: We have been raising tilapia in hopes of developing sustainable, environmentally A: And not just for me, but for the crabs, Information Systems Engineering 105 MAXESS ROAD, MELVILLE, NY against a respected black too. In late May, you’ll see them all around Tuesday, April 25, 2006 — 5-7:30pm judge in Brooklyn who was friendly fish-farming. But we’ve been feed- ing the fish other fish — and it takes three Jamaica Bay. At the full moon, the female Online Master’s Degrees Available worth $10 million,” said John WESTCHESTER GRADUATE CENTER pounds of fish meal for every one pound of will ride in on the high tide with two or three See list of available degrees and courses offered online at: epoly.poly.edu O’Hara, a political activist 40 SAW MILL RIVER ROAD, HAWTHORNE, NY fish growth. So now we’re feeding them al- males mounted on her back. She deposits with a long-standing beef Wednesday, April 19, 2006 — 6-7:30pm gae, which will not only be environmental- 80,000 eggs in the sand and the males fertil- with Hynes. Tuesday, April 25, 2006 — 5-7:30pm ly sound, but actually raise the omega-3 fat- ize them. I don’t want to say it’s erotic, but I So Hynes had Phillips com- ty acids so the fish will be even more have brought dates there to watch. I even mitted, O’Hara said. Court pa- nutritious. brought you there once. For more information Call: 1-800-POLYTECH pers echo that sentiment: “Judge Phillips was forced to Q: But what’s the long-term goal? Q: Would you be quiet about that?! Online: www.poly.edu/graduate • Email: [email protected] withdraw based upon the fact I mean, there are a lot of fish in the My wife doesn’t know! that DA Hynes’s office institut- April 15, 2006 THE BROOKLYN PAPERS • WWW.BROOKLYNPAPERS.COM • (718) 834-9350 AWP 5

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Bearing fruit (718) 834-9350 The Brooklyn Papers’ essential guide to the Borough of Kings April 15, 2006 Art — and beauty — can be found in the most unexpected places, but Fort Greene artist-curator Ryan Watkins-Hughes wants you to go and really look for it. Hint: he’s leaving it on store shelves along Williamsburg’s Grand Street. “It’s a funny riff on Warhol’s soup cans,” Watkins-Hughes told GO Brooklyn. “He elevated a Campbell’s soup can to high art, and I’m taking high art and putting it back in the grocery store.” Watkins-Hughes has collected artworks from 40 artists, placed them on cans of food and distributed them amidst a dozen shops for his “Shopdropping” Serious comedy show. In C-Town, shoppers might stumble across the works of (pictured, left to right) New York’s Kelly Hall and Redgrave channel Oscar Wilde with new ‘Earnest’ Mola, Kentucky’s Shannon McRoberts, Califor- nia’s Michael Rippens, Watkins-Hughes and By Kevin Filipski Maine’s Kris Hall. for The Brooklyn Papers The best place to begin the art hunt is Maiden, Brooklyn, where many of the eight-ounce cans are or Sir Peter Hall, who directs Oscar on display, and a map to the drop sites can be Wilde’s “The Importance of Being picked up. F Earnest” — starring Lynn Redgrave — For the most part, says Watkins-Hughes, the at the Brooklyn Academy of Music’s Har- store owners and employees are unaware that their vey Theatre this month, shepherding a new business is being used as gallery space, although production of a century-old play — even a for this collaboration with Maiden, Watkins-Hugh- masterpiece like Wilde’s — is difficult. es did ask permission from some proprietors to en- “I think a director’s function, when work- sure there would still be cans for visitors to admire ing on a classic play from the past, is rough- throughout April. ly this: to try to understand as much as pos- “A majority of [the store owners] don’t know sible of the society which supported the that they are there, and that’s the intended habitat,” play originally and which bred its author,” said the 27-year-old artist. “I want to be leaving Sir Peter observes via e-mail from London. them unbeknownst to the shop owners and em- “The author’s intentions have, to the direc- ployees.” He defines his “Shopdropping” project tor’s best ability, to be found out and ob- as “a form of culture jamming; reverse shoplift.” served.” He also likens his ongoing dabbling in guerilla But director Hall also knows the realities street art as a “prank.” of live theater: embalming classic plays as “It’s funny and engaging, and there’s something mere museum pieces does a disservice to a little dangerous about it,” said Watkins-Hughes. both playwright and audience. “I’ve gotten caught a couple of times and con- “No play speaks for itself and no play fronted by different store owners, and it’s fun to can be done as an antique,” he explains. “It try to talk your way out of why you’re leaving a has to become a living thing where the di- product behind. rector tries to express the author’s original “They have no clue what to think. Sometimes intentions in terms which are modern they don’t even notice until I take pictures of them. enough for a contemporary audience to un- I’ve even been accused of corporate espionage! derstand. But to make it ‘fresh’ and ‘new’ Like some other company wants to know how by distorting it is no help either.” Shop Smart stocks their peaches.” When it comes to Wilde’s wonderfully “Shopdropping” is on display through April witty play — which centers on two young 30 at Maiden, Brooklyn (252 Grand St. between men who have invented, respectively, a Driggs Avenue and Roebling Street in Williams- brother and a pseudonym both named burg) and other venues. For gallery hours and Ernest to help spice up their rather boring more information, call (718) 384-1967 or visit lives — a first-rate production with superb www.maidenbrooklyn.com. — Lisa J. Curtis actors will by itself keep the play fresh and new, with no further spicing up needed. Sir Peter already knows, having staged Wilde before, that his scripts are constantly reinvigorated because they belie their clever CINEMA surfaces. “Years ago, I directed Wilde’s play ‘An Ideal Husband’ and discovered something absolutely basic,” he says. “All Wilde’s characters are extravagantly emotional and ‘Happy’ days are naturally egocentric. But they do not show their feelings: that would be funda- The Brooklyn Underground Film Festival mentally un-English, so they utter witti- (BUFF) surfaces at the Brooklyn Lyceum April 19- cisms instead. 23 with films that range from “Super Happy Fun “The more emotional they become, the Monkey Bash,” a montage of scenes from Japanese more they cover their feelings with extrava- TV (pictured), to earnest, politically charged docu- gant wit. It is a type of English stiff-upper- mentaries addressing Mexican immigration, such as lip, and it informs all of Wilde’s theatre. Be- “Letters from the Other Side” and “The Other Side.” neath the wit, there The world premiere of “Super Happy Fun Mon- is always an intense key Bash,” direct- emotional reality. ed by an anony- And if the actor mous collective, doesn’t create it according to BUFF every night, then the Craig Schwartz programming Di- play may look unse- Wilde about ‘Earnest’: Lynn Redgrave (above) stars as Lady Bracknell in Oscar Wilde’s “The Importance of Being rector Josh Koury, rious, even face- Earnest,” directed by Sir Peter Hall (inset). is April 22 at tious.” 10:15 pm. Ac- That’s definitely “There is a very Hall’s production of Wilde’s classic comes “[Playwrights like Wilde, Harold Pinter, cording to BUFF not the case in Hall’s serious social pur- to the BAM Harvey Theater, April 18 Peter Schaffer and Noel Coward, all of staffer Alex Smith, “Earnest” produc- pose underneath the through May 14, on the heels of his staging whom Hall has staged] have very individual “The zany, mind- tion, which features high comedy,” says of Shakespeare’s “As You Like It,” starring voices expressing very different styles,” he numbing world of British theater stal- Hall. “These are daughter Rebecca explains. “Wilde said Japanese televi- warts like Miriam people who have lit- Hall, which played famously, ‘Give a sion shall blow Margolyes, Terence tle to do except to in the fall of 2004. THEATER man a mask and he your f—king skull Rigby, James Water- assert their position “I love the Harvey will tell you the off.” ston, Bianca Amato in society, maintain Theatre,” Hall gush- “The Importance of Being Earnest,” di- truth.’All these great In addition to and Charlotte Parry, their capital, and es. “It has a large au- rected by Peter Hall, will be performed at the dramatists have screening 100 BAM Harvey Theater, 651 Fulton St. at Rock- in addition to Red- don’t soil their ditorium, and yet, it well Place in Fort Greene, April 18 through masks, which has to films, this year’s grave. hands with any retains its intimacy May 14. Tickets are $85, $75, $50 and $30. do with the rhythm festival will also “The reason why work. [Wilde’s] — the energy there- For more information, call (718) 636-4100 or of their sentences, include an on-site visit www.bam.org. Miss Redgrave is original audience fore that the actors and they are all com- group art exhibit, “In the Face of Mechanical Re- my ideal choice is must indeed have receive from the au- pletely their own. production”; and performances by Har Mar Super-

because she has Craig Schwartz been made to look dience is very “In Wilde, if you star, The Hunting Party, The Five O’Clock Heroes, such strength and at itself.” strong. I shall also look forward again to say the line as a whole — going all the way and 33Hz at Williamsburg’s Northsix (66 N. Sixth clarity,” he says. “She knows what a very se- The playwright subtitled his immortal having the cushion seats [on the floor] in to the full-stop, you get the laugh. But if you St. at Wythe Avenue) on April 22. rious business comedy is and she under- work as “a trivial comedy for serious peo- the front of the auditorium as I did when I break it up or chop it up in the interests of The Brooklyn Lyceum is located at 227 Fourth stands the power of Lady Bracknell’s obses- ple,” which the director finds vintage Wilde. brought ‘As You Like It.’” ‘realism,’ the laugh doesn’t come,” he contin- Ave. at President Street in Park Slope. Tickets are sions. It is the marriage market which “[It is], in my view, Wilde throwing down a Even though Wilde is infamous for his ues. “All these dramatists live in words, and $8 per screening and can be purchased at the obsesses her: she wants to have her daughter challenge to his audience,” Hall explains. epigrams and witticism — whether uttered they have vocabularies and rhythms which Lyceum or on BUFF’s Web site, www.brooklyn- married well and that means money.” “I’m perfectly sure he didn’t regard his com- by himself or the characters in his plays — are as particular as Shakespeare’s.” underground.org. Tickets to the Northsix concert That, to be sure, is an underlying theme of edy as ‘trivial.’ I’m equally sure he didn’t Hall sees him as part of a lineage connecting That’s the highest praise a playwright can are $12 at the door. For a complete schedule, the play. think of the audience as ‘serious.’” several great English-language dramatists. receive. visit the Web site. — LJC

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BROOKLYN Neighborhood His way Dining Guide Japanese cuisine cooked Bites up with originality at Taku says Dogan, taste the “kunefe,” a pastry made of This week: shredded phyllo dough, filled with cheese and drenched in honey sauce; or simply ask to see the By Tina Barry SHEEPSHEAD BAY dessert cart and choose from up to 20 freshly-made for The Brooklyn Papers specialties. A sidewalk cafe overlooking the bay allows diners to idle away the afternoon sipping ’ve been lucky to visit several Turkish coffee, which many locals do. Open daily. Clemente’s Maryland restaurants recently where chefs turn out a personal rendering of Asian Crabhouse Lundy Bros. I cuisine. The most individual approach (at the Vince Marina), 3939 Emmons Ave. at 1901 Emmons Ave. at Ocean Avenue, (718) 743- can be found at Taku, a Japanese eatery Knapp Street, (718) 646-7373, (Cash only) 0022, www.lundysrestaurant.com (AmEx, Disc, Entrees: $8.95-$24.95. MC, Visa) Entrees: $14.95-$48.95. in Boerum Hill, co-owned by chef With more than 100 seats on the water, many of Once known as the nation’s largest restaurant, Adam Shepard, who worked at Man- Clemente’s patrons are more likely to dock their Lundy Bros. continues to be a family favorite for hattan’s Bond Street and Union Pacific. boats than park their cars. Visit the new outdoor tiki Brooklynites, as well as a popular stop for tourists. Taku is his first restaurant, and his bar complete with frozen drinks and seven beers Originally opened in 1934, the restaurant reopened original concept was a noodle house. on tap. The popular all-you-can-eat Maryland blue under new management in 1993. A seafood lover’s “I was tired of traveling into the city crab special comes with corn on the cob and fries paradise, Lundy’s serves up clams, oysters, mussels, / Jori Klein for $29.95. And of course, there’s lobster, salmon, shrimp, crab legs and lobster. They also offer steaks for a good bowl of ramen,” said the tuna, clams, oysters and mussels. For those who and a special shore dinner: a whole lobster, half a Brooklynite, “and thought that the aren’t in the mood for seafood, Clemente’s offers roasted chicken, soup or salad, and apple or blue- chicken dishes, steaks and burgers, too. Did we berry pie. A daily special, “Lundy’s Combo,” neighborhood could use a place that mention the raw bar? Closed Mondays through includes half a lobster, half a pound of crab’s legs, served great soup made with the best in- Thursdays during the winter months, Clemente’s is broiled shrimp, crab cake and baked clams, along gredients.” By the time he and his busi- The Brooklyn Papers The Brooklyn now open for dinner daily, and lunch Friday though with soup or salad, coffee and dessert, all for ness partner Jim Heckler opened in May Sunday. $26.95. Plenty of seaside ambience — inside and At ‘home’ on Smith Street: Chef and out. Lundy’s overlooks Sheepshead Bay with its 2005, their humble ramen shop evolved co-owner Adam Shepard (above) fishing boats and bustling population. Open into a polished, 50-seat restaurant with serves up Taku’s signature ramen Garden Bay Cafe Tuesday-Saturday, from noon to 10 pm, and cooking that references Japan, but is as 1788 Sheepshead Bay Road at Shore Parkway, Sundays, from noon to 9 pm. Closed Mondays (right), a medley of Berkshire pork, uniquely Shepard’s as his fingerprint. / Jori Klein (718) 648-2225 (AmEx, DC, Disc, MC, Visa) except on holidays. scallion, “gobo” and smoked bacon. Entrees: $6-$12. The menu is brief with a few small Smoke billows out the window and the aroma of Michael’s dishes labeled “snacks,” several more seared pork and lamb floats down the street from substantial appetizer plates, just three Looking at the space, I imagined Shep- which one can easily watch the skewers rotating on 2929 Ave. R at Nostrand Avenue, (718) 998- noodle soups and a handful of entrees. ard saying to his designers, “Let’s not the grill in this quaint Armenian restaurant. Owner 7851, www.michaelsofbrooklyn.com (AmEx, DC, Narine Varvanyan recommends the house specialty, Disc, MC, Visa) Entrees: $18-$30. There are standard dishes such as make this too precious.” Papers The Brooklyn “Lula kebab,” chicken cooked on a skewer and More than 40 years ago, Michael Cacace opened a “edamame,” the Japanese boiled soy- He begins a meal with “kimchi,” an served with half-inch-thick fried potatoes. Grilled small pizzeria with three tables and a takeout win- beans that taste like peanuts. There are incendiary Korean pickled cabbage. His Hellmann’s of Japan, which is warmed enlivened each bite. eggplant and peppers garnish the Armenian-style dow. Today, his sons Fred and John preside over an “gyoza,” the crescent shaped dumplings, version tames the heat into a slow burn with chilies and scallions. He is just as adept at meat dishes, salad, and the specialty soup is “xarcho,” a spicy elegant Italian restaurant in Sheepshead Bay with a lamb stew with rice. As the name suggests, this is a spacious dining room and romantic lighting. A which he serves with a tart sauce bright- on the tongue. There are a few small missteps on the especially the playfully conceived garden cafe. Tucked in the back of the restaurant, pianist plays every night on a baby grand. Chef ened with the addition of yuzu, the Under “appetizers,” there are two menu. “Harumaki,” or Japanese-style hanger steak topped with tempura far from the clamor of the bustling curbside, diners John Pesci’s hot seafood antipasto-for-two includes slightly sour citrus fruit. unusual vegetable dishes listed. One spring rolls, are deep-fried until crisp, “onion rings.” The rare slices of boldly will find a true oasis where a gentle waterfall bab- grilled octopus, calamari oreganato, shrimp But if you’re looking for traditional features five kinds of seaweed mixed but their vegetarian filling is no more en- flavored meat were teamed with roast- bles in the background and Russians chat while sip- scampi, baked clams and mussels marinara. Their ping borscht or nibbling on baklava. Open daily for mouth watering veal scaloppine marsala is gar- sushi, you won’t find it. There is a with ginger dressing that’s flavored ticing than a standard eggroll. ed shiitake mushrooms and a rich shal- lunch and dinner. nished with onion, prosciutto and a Marsala wine handroll filled with tuna tartare and an- with “daikon” radish and sweet onions. Taku’s desserts are just so-so. A lot sauce. Those rings — impossibly sauce with mushrooms. Located on a quiet street, other made with The ingredients sludgy, green almond cream made an crisp and retaining the sharpness of the Il Fornetto Michael’s might have been one of Brooklyn’s hid- fried eggplant and create an intrigu- unwelcome entry over a silky, bitter- onion — are reason enough to visit the den treasures if word hadn’t gotten out years ago 2902 Emmons Ave. at Nostrand Avenue, (718) — mostly from satisfied customers who return from served with a DINING ing balance of sweet chocolate pot au creme. The co- restaurant. 332-8494, www.ilfornettorestaurant.com (DC, all over the metropolitan area. Their pastry shop is sweet miso sauce. briny flavors and conut ice cream sundae wasn’t a bad About the ramen: Shepard says it’s MC, Visa) Entrees: $8-$27. Taku (116 Smith St. between Dean located across the street, and customer parking is One plate of three and Pacific streets in Boerum Hill) ac- a pleasant note of way to end the meal, but it seems like an the most popular dish on the menu — Watch the boats drift in and out of the bay this available. Open Tuesday through Sunday for lunch different sashimi cepts American Express, Diners Club, sharpness from afterthought, not a fully developed dish. and for good reason. He uses Berkshire summer while dining on the porch of this and dinner. Closed Mondays. (slices of raw fish MasterCard and Visa. Entrees: $18-$24. the roots. Long That dessert included scoops of vanilla pork and smoked bacon in his “Taku ra- Sheepshead Bay waterfront restaurant, which spe- The restaurant serves dinner from Tues- cializes in Italian seafood and brick oven pizza. The Mill Basin Kosher served with gar- day through Sunday. Closed Mondays. beans (also known ice cream, a fluff of green tea-flavored men” that has a deep, meaty broth. name of the restaurant, which roughly translates to nishes) is available, For reservations, call (718) 488-6269. as yard-long beans whipped cream and a scattering of sour Slices of rare rib-eye steak floated over “brick-oven” in Italian, pays homage to the diversi- Deli and Art Gallery ty of baked dishes chef Joe Magliulo offers on the too; the variety for their length) cherries and toasted coconut. silky noodles in a rich, curry-laced stock 5823 Ave. T at 59th Street, (718) 241-4910, menu. For starters, try the “Vongole al Ghiaccio,” changes constantly, are charred until There are two beautifully executed, in the “pho bo.” At $15 and $14 respec- www.millbasindeli.com (MC, V) Entrees: $9.99- chilled little neck clams with cocktail sauce from depending on the freshest catch of the slightly smoky and tossed with a tofu sensuously textured fish dishes: “kon- tively, they’re not cheap for noodle $19.95. their raw bar. For entrees, Il Fornetto offers “Vitello day. But that’s it for raw fish. dressing flavored with miso. Cold sake bo-cured black codfish” and “line- soups, but the flavors are vibrant, the Frascati,” veal scallopini with Frascati wine, arti- “Our chopped liver couldn’t be fresher and our chokes and sun-dried tomatoes or for dining with a matzo balls are better than grandma’s,” boasts the If you want to eat in a classically dec- (Nigori Ginjo — “Summer Snow” — caught Chatham cod.” The black cod- serving is generous and the ingredients date, sample their massive “Grigliata Mista,” Web site of Mill Basin Kosher Deli. While this state- orated Japanese restaurant with a long from the Kamoizumi Brewing Compa- fish was seared until the skin was crisp are the best available. grilled, sliced sirloin steak, chicken, jumbo shrimp ment may seem like hyperbole, one look at the sushi bar overlooking chefs slicing and ny), which begins with a smooth and the flesh silken. A bit of pickled Taku means “home” in Japanese, and and portobello mushrooms. The daily oven-baked over-stuffed pastrami sandwiches, potato knishes rolling, that isn’t Taku. The decor strikes creaminess and finishes with a bite, persimmon added a tart, yet sweet, note it’s an apt name for this quirky restau- fish special is usually Mediterranean sea bass or and kosher fried chicken, and you know that this “orata” (sea bream), which “is called the king of 30-year-old deli is not familiar with humble ges- high notes with elegant gray-green walls holds up to the appetizers’ spice. and slices of Japanese eggplant lent col- rant. Shepherd is literally at home on fishes because it’s one of the tastiest fish in the tures, nor does it have to be. The food is so good and a vase on the bar bearing a spray of Big prawns are fried until crunchy in or to the plate. The cod, from the waters the block where he lives a few doors Mediterranean,” says owner Angelo Balbo. The that people ship it to friends around the country. pink cherry blossoms. Yet the flowers a batter laced with sesame seeds. The of Massachusetts, was courser in texture down from the restaurant. And he looks portions are generous, but if you are still hungry for Owner Jordan Schachner recommends the house that create a border around the top of the shrimp, which are a little heftier than with a delicate taste. Shepard paired the like a man who has found the right spot dessert, try the panna cotta, a molded custard. specialties — corn beef or pastrami on rye — with Open daily for dinner and lunch Monday through a Dr. Brown’s cream soda; or try one of their 75 walls have a hand-drawn quality and the tempura — yet still light, are dipped into fish with slices of curried parsnips and for himself, at work in the open kitchen, Saturday. beers. The specials are filling: all-you-can-eat pas- waitresses wear casual street clothes. sauce made from QP mayonnaise, the dabbed the plate with vinaigrette that turning out Japanese food his way. trami for $14.95, or two huge, all-beef kosher franks and a knish for five bucks. Diners can take Istanbul Restaurant their meals outside and sit in the newly renovated 1715 Emmons Ave. at Sheepshead Bay Road, outdoor garden or enjoy a meal inside, surrounded (718) 368-3587, www.istanbulrestaurantny.com by the art deco works of Erte. The deli will close for (AmEx, MC, Visa) Entrees: $8.50-$17. Passover at 2 pm on April 12 and remain closed Dance like Zorba This cozy Turkish restaurant with tiled arcades and through April 20. Otherwise, Mill Basin Kosher Deli The latest addition to Bay Ridge’s cooked with rosemary — lets the quality charming folk costumes on the walls offers some of is open every day. the best — if not most unique — kebabs in the bor- ever-burgeoning dining scene is Agnanti of the fish shine through. There is “sou- ough. The menu boasts an eclectic sampling of Randazzo’s Clam Bar Meze. The restaurant that serves tradi- vlaki” (slices of roasted, skewered meat) regional dishes prepared by chef Dogan Atas such 2017 Emmons Ave. at E. 21st Street, (718) 615- tional Greek dishes is the clone of the on the menu, too. His moist chicken ver- as the “Adana Kebab,” a ground lamb kebab fla- popular, 3-year-old eatery of the same sion of the dish is “legendary,” says vored with bell peppers and paprika, popular in 0010 (MC, Visa) Entrees: $7.50-$30.95. southern Turkey, or the Turkish-style pizza, called Since 1920, this fourth generation, family-owned name in Astoria, Queens. The latest Ag- Sidorakis proudly. “pide,” a slender, boat-shaped crust baked with restaurant has been steaming, frying, baking and nanti Meze, an 80-seat, rustic looking (Pictured at left is the “Dolmades meat and vegetable toppings. Owners Dogan and stewing its clams to perfection. Year-round, seafood room with black-and-white photos of yialantzi,” hand-rolled grape leaves Riza Atas have recently added a number of authen- delights ranging from creamy chowders and bisques tic seafood dishes to the menu, and recommend to hefty lobsters, plucked fresh from the tank, dom- Athenian residents on the walls and stuffed with rice and herbs.) for an appetizer the mussels stuffed with halal meat inate the menu. As the summer weather warms the hand-painted crockery on the tables, Be careful of the retsina on the mostly and Turkish white rice. Entrees include the “cupra” bay, enjoy their soft-shelled crabs, fried calamari and opened Dec. 30. Greek wine list. The wine seems innocu- (royal dorado), a fish brought from the Aegean Sea; a cold seafood platter, which includes a whole lob- The menu of chef-owner Spiros Sido- ous, but down a couple glasses of the and imported Mediterranean sea bass. For dessert, ster, four oysters, four clams and shrimp cocktail. Randazzo’s famous hot and medium sauce is served rakis (his partner is Maria Lambrianidis) pine-flavored vino and you’ll be dancing with plates of calamari, mussels, shrimp or scungili, stays true to the simple cooking of the re- on the table like Zorba the Greek. When = Full review available at creating a meal that the owner insists is “second to gion with familiar meze such as “tara- spring actually feels like spring, the own- none.” Outdoor seating available. 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While Mangrum’s work piqued the interest of the me- Don’t Fear the Riesling! dia and local residents, the San Joaquin Hills Toll Road By Darrin Siegfried amount of rainfall and early frosts. Riesling was completed in 1994. remains the most important grape for wine- Before long, Mangrum be- f ever there was a misunderstood grape, it making in Germany to this day, and so much gan incorporating industrial is Riesling. Whenever I get together with of German cuisine pairs so beautifully with winemakers, Chefs and Sommeliers, it Riesling that Germans drink more wine per and mechanistic structures I capita than do the French! Riesling spread seems that we always start off with a bottle of Share a moment into his works, underscoring west to Alsace, on the French side of the Riesling, but most of the American public the significance of the organic Rhine, where it, also, is the dominant grape, materials and forms. In one shies away from wines made from this vener- Joe Mangrum’s temporary installation able, ancient grape. Let’s take a look and try making a delicious match with the regional piece, “Trans-Mission 98,” he to find out why. dishes, such as Charcroute Garnie and deconstructed his broken- Like many other Americans, my first expe- Quenelles of Pike. down car, cutting it into tiny riences with Rieslings (pronounced REE “Serious” German Rieslings, often the dry decomposes at Ch’i Contemporary Fine Art pieces, which then became a sling) were anything but noble. ones, usually have labels that are Lilliputian city in a San Fran- College students have always difficult to understand. You real- By Rebecca Migdal cisco plaza. With the help of had little money to spend on ly have to know a lot about for The Brooklyn Papers passersby, a truckload of liv- drink, so inexpensive, simple, German wines to decipher the ing sod was used to create sweet German Rieslings like labels, and the information, he mandalas spread out in tendrils of greenery engulfing Zellerschwarzenkatz, Blue Nun, while plentiful, can often confuse rippling waves of color the metallic structure. (A pho- Black Tower and Liebfraumilch novices. The old Gothic type- from a series of sandy tograph of this installation is were what we bought. They were faces used in printing them didn’t T enjoyable in that they contained help much, either. Tradition ruled footprints leading across the on view at Ch’i.) the day and, happily, that day is gallery floor. Brightly hued In another piece, “Detona- alcohol, seemed more sophisticat- ed than offering your date a beer, passing. Willie Gluckstern, one of spices, accented by almonds, tion Earth,” marking the 60th my favorite importers, uses his own flowers, dried fruits and care- anniversary of the bombing of and they were fine for a young, inex- perienced palate. We drank them and eye-catching labels and, on the back fully placed mounds of tiny Hiroshima and Nagasaki, we enjoyed them, and I make no excuses labels, tells us the level of residual sugar peas, swirl in oval patterns. Mangrum and 20 volunteers for that. I am very glad, though, that most and of acidity. Talk about truth in label- Each footprint is comprised created a floating mushroom of the Rieslings made are quite unlike ing! Some day everyone may follow entirely of commodities culled cloud composed of hundreds those of my youth. Willie’s common sense lead. from the local Brooklyn com- of pounds of sprouted wheat- Most people have a sweet tooth. We are Wine lovers should know that Riesling is munity. grass and draped it over a re- born with a taste for sweetness, and eating the most versatile of all grapes, capable of San Francisco artist Joe production of the Nike of foods when they were ripe (and sweet) was making the driest, most delicate of wines, Mangrum, 37, spent a week Samothrace in chains. A pho- necessary for our early ancestor’s survival. the richest, most dense, sweet-as-honey gathering materials in the bor- tograph shows the grid-like We Americans have a notorious appetite dessert wines, and almost anything in ough that he found visually miniature landscape of com- for sweets, but seem to hate the idea of our between, either still or sparkling. I believe exciting and meaningful to puter parts, industrial scraps wine having even the slightest trace of that Rieslings are perhaps the most food- create the installation, “Im- and bottled compost that sur- sugar. (This natural sugar, from the friendly wines, in that they compli- ment so many foods, and they pressions,” at Ch’i Contempo- rounded the statue. grape, is left over from the fer- mentation process and is called do not compete with their fla- rary Fine Art in Williamsburg. Employing edible materials vors. Rieslings, surprisingly, are On display through April such as fruit, nuts, seeds, residual sugar) We drink soft drinks with the equivalent of twelve spoon- also a perfect match with many dishes that 17, “Impressions” is a visceral wheatgrass, milk and honey, fuls of sugar per can, but run from a touch of we usually associate with red wines! and visionary response to Mangrum seeks to impart a natural sweetness in our wine, and we miss Delicious and refreshing, low in alcohol, an New York City, according to living presence to his works. out on so much. Think about it: have you occasional touch of sweetness, an aromatic Mangrum. The installation de- There are fragrances, and tex- enjoyed a soda with a slice of pizza, or a shake fruitiness paired with crisp acidity: who picts the conflict between Na- tures that one yearns to touch; with a burger? Lots more sugar there than in could ask for more in a wine? ture and the industrial, man- From dust to dust: Inspired by the sand paintings of Ti- in addition, the materials be- almost any Riesling. The slightly sweet “off- made world, and also between betan monks, artist Joe Mangrum (inset) created a man- gin changing from the mo- dry” Rieslings go very well with food, and Red White & Bubbly: fine wines, the individual and an oppres- dala from spices, dried fruits and nuts at Williamsburg’s ment they are added to the as- once you give them a try I think you’ll agree. great spirits, no attitude! sive, socialized environment. Ch’I Contemporary Fine Art (above). semblages. Vulnerable to Riesling was brought up the Rhine River The rainbow ripples made destruction by time, accident by the conquering Romans, replacing the of soft, organic stuff appear or intent, the pieces are both native grapes found growing there. It was Find all of our columns online at fragile, but they are realized as Zen moments of public inter- swirls of lentils and puddles of miraculous manifestations able to flourish in cool climates with a small BrooklynPapers.com powerful, irresistible forces action and visual contempla- colored sand, pointing and and wry commentaries on so- that can rip up geometrically tion. talking happily. ciety. Made of uneaten food, laid out tiles and buckle pave- And yet, recognition came A prodigy who started sprockets and whatever else is 211 Fifth Avenue ments. The dramatic narrative, early and easily for Mangrum. painting at age 8, Mangrum handy, the sculptures seem to (bet. 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His unpre- 218-8939 or visit www.qianartspace.com. installation work at Laguna Beach, making grum told GO Brooklyn. The tentious words emphasize that fill out Ch’i’s what he terms an “environ- creative process he describes ephemeral moments in hu- gallery space are a mental statement” against the as a “12-hour meditation of man lives, transformed by un- recent innovation. For many inclusiveness to the work that construction of a toll road that peeling apart flowers to a expected encounters with art. years, Mangrum says, it was a transcends the usual cate- was destroying public park- stem/petal/pistil level ... de- When asked if anyone has struggle to get decent photo- gories of art consumption. lands. constructing and then laying ever eaten part of his sculp- graphs of the performance- Pedestrians of all ages pause, “Every morning I’d walk them out in symmetrical tures, Mangrum says laugh- like works. It’s extraordinary peer though the window, and for two hours and gather forms.” The 16- to 20-foot- ingly, “I have!” that such an artist has survived then wander into Ch’i. They flowers and plant materials, wide mandalas, which were Visitors to Ch’i behave as and thrived, creating playful, step gingerly around the little and then create all day,” Man- swept away by park atten- though they had helped to dants each morning, attracted create these designs them- a good deal of attention from selves; or as if they were in park visitors. After one week, the presence of something sa- a front-page story in the Los cred. Angeles Times made Man- There’s a kernel of truth in grum a celebrity. both of these notions. Man- Marco Polo Mangrum seems as sur- grum’s work was born on the prised as he is delighted by streets, made holy by its ca- RISTORANTE the response to his work. But pacity to involve the public in he has an explanation: the the process of art. 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Fourth Wall, 8 pm, $10; April 18: Video Trapped the suggested donation, Brook’s Qawwali Party, Improvisational Europa Night Club April 15: All-Star Salute to the Giant Stars of Latin Jazz, Rapper, Sadat X, Percee P, Maspyke, Asamov, Earatik Statik, 10 pm, $8 suggested donation; April 16: 7:30 pm, $55, $75, or $100. Kenn Starr and guests, 8 pm, $8; April 19: Joan Osborne, 8 98 Meserole Ave. at Manhattan Avenue in Greenpoint, Greg Sinibaldi/Reuben Radding Quartet, 8 Music pm, $25; April 20: One Self, DJ Vadim, Yarah Bravo, Blu (718) 383-5723, www.europaclub.com. pm, $8 suggested donation, Stephane Wrem- 295 Douglass St. at Third Avenue in Park Rum 13, 8 pm, $12; April 21: A Very Special Night with The bel, 9 pm, $8 suggested donation; April 17: Slope, (212) 631-5882, Saturdays: VIP Dance Party, 10 pm, FREE before 10:30 Laila Lounge 113 N. Seventh St. at Wythe Avenue in Williamsburg, Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra with special guest Baaba The Plunk Brothers (Bob Jones & Boo www.schoolforimprov.org. pm, $15 after 10:30 pm; Fridays: Sexy Progressive/Dance Maal, Dub Trio and DJ Daniel Collas, 8 pm, $16. Reiners), 9:30 pm, $8 suggested donation; April 15: Malaby/Sanchez/Rainey Trio, 8 pm, party, 10 pm, FREE before 10:30 pm, $15 after 10:30 pm; (718) 486-6791, www.lailalounge.com. April 18: Split the Lark, 6 pm, $8 suggested $12; April 22: Big Satan, 8 pm, $12. April 16: The Kristjan Randalu Quartet with Bodek Janke Mondays: Karaoke with the Corn-Fed Sisters, 10 pm, donation, Jenny Scheinman, 7 pm, $8 sug- on drums, 7:30 pm, $10 (students free before 8 pm with FREE; Tuesdays: APA League, 7 pm, FREE; Wednesdays: Stain gested donation; April 19: Roland Heinz valid student ID). Jezebel Music Showcase with an open mic, 7:30 pm, Live 766 Grand St. at Humboldt Street in Williamsburg, Group, 8 pm, $8, John Hebert Quartet, 10 Chocolate music, 8:30 pm, FREE; Fridays: All Night Cookin’, 9 pm, (718) 387-7840, www.stainbar.com. pm, $8; April 20: Haale, 8 pm, $8 suggested Monkey Five Spot OHM, 11 pm, FREE; April 8: DJ Friend, 10 pm, FREE; April Mondays: Paint Stain, 5 pm (often accompanied by the donation, Matt Munisteri, 10 pm, $8 suggest- 15: DJ Spanky, 10 pm, FREE; April 22: DJ Ron Harrara, 10 jazz guitar of Noboru, 8 pm), FREE; Wednesdays: JAM- 329 Flatbush Ave. at Seventh Avenue in 459 Myrtle Ave. at Washington Avenue in Clinton Hill, ed donation; April 21: Lambic, 7 pm, $8 sug- pm, FREE. stain, an informal open mic hosted by singer-songwriters, Park Slope, (718) 789-7896. (718) 852-0202, www.fivespotsoulfood.com. gested donation, The Moonlighters, 10 pm, 9 pm, FREE; April 15: Industrious Noise, 8 pm, Chris $8 suggested donation; April 22: Banning Saturdays: Express a.k.a. open mic poetry tal- Mondays: Open turntables hosted by DJ Copa, 8 pm, Les Babouches Brocco, Autumn in Halifax and the Paul Johnson Band, 10 Eyre, 8 pm, $8 suggested donation, Kill Henry ent showcase, 10 pm, $7 (performers), $10 FREE; Tuesdays: DJ Handspin Dinero, 6 pm, FREE, DJ pm, FREE; April 17: Meg Cavanaugh, 10 pm, FREE; April 7803 Third Ave. at 78th Street in Bay Ridge, (718) 833- (spectators), Sexy Lounge After-Party with DJ Tommy Talkz, 8 pm, FREE, Hot Damn Tuesdaze (comedy 18: David White Trio, 8 pm, FREE; April 20: Ryan Chate- Sugar, 10 pm, $8 suggested donation. 1700. Ozkar Fuller spinning house, classics and rare night) with Dave Lester, 10 pm, FREE; Wednesdays: DJ lain, 8 pm, Felili Roncon, 10 pm, FREE; April 21: Andrea Bembe grooves, 12:30 am, FREE; Sundays: Krazy Copa, 6 pm, FREE, Soul F’Real, an R&B open mic for Soul Saturdays and Fridays: Belly dancer Shahrazad, 8 pm, FREE. Maddox, 8 pm, Yarn, 10 pm, FREE; April 22: Greg Heffer- Nanny’s Sunday Karaoke featuring Lisa Love, Singers, 9 pm, FREE, back-up band Da Feel, 10 pm, FREE; man, 8 pm, FREE. 81 S. Sixth St. at Berry Street in Williams- 9 pm, FREE; Tuesdays: Femme Elite Enter- Thursdays: Large Professor presents “Timbuktu,” 10 pm, The Lucky Cat burg, (718) 387-5389, www.bembe.us. FREE; Fridays: PF Cuttin, midnight, $5. tainment music by DJs Candy and Inez host- 245 Grand St. at Roebling Street in Williamsburg, (718) Tea Lounge Saturdays: Rhum, live DJs alongside live ed by Lisa Love, 6 pm, FREE ($5 after 9 pm); 782-0437, www.theluckycat.com. Latin percussion flavors, 9 pm, FREE; Wednesdays: Comedy Showcase hosted by 837 Union St. at Seventh Avenue in Park Slope, (718) Frank’s Lounge Mondays: Joe McGinty’s Piano Parlor and keyboard kara- Sundays: No Selectors with live DJs, 9 pm, Ray DeJon, 9 pm, $10; Thursdays: A Taste of 789-2762, www.tealoungeny.com. 660 Fulton St. at South Elliott Place in Fort Greene, (718) oke, 11 pm, FREE; Tuesdays: Jezebel Music Open Mic FREE; Mondays: Unintripited, 9 pm, FREE; April 20: Pete Robbins & Centric, 9 pm, 10:30 pm, FREE; the Underground, 9 pm, FREE; Fridays: 625-9339, www.frankscocktaillounge.com. Night hosted by Dave Cuomo, 7 pm, FREE, Fear of a Tuesdays: Natural Selections with DJ Jon April 21: Tim Ziesmer’s Ampersand, 9 pm, 10:30 pm, FREE. “After Work Karaoke” hosted by Lisa Smiles, Saturdays: Sinful Saturdays with DJs Tyrone and Infinite, 9 Whack Planet, 10 pm, FREE; Wednesdays: Hex! with DJ Bless and guests, 9 pm, FREE; Wednesdays: 6 pm, FREE, Live music and DJ, 11 pm, $5. pm, $5; Tuesdays: Tuesday Night Live, 9 pm, 2-drink min- Jeremy, 10 pm, FREE; April 15: Pony, 9 pm, $TBD, The Convalescence with DJ Stefan Andemicael, 9 imum; Wednesdays: Karaoke with Davey B, 9 pm, FREE; Saturday Night Stomp with The Devil Spades, The Trash Bar pm, FREE; Thursdays: Toque with DJs Bus- Thursdays: Lonnie Youngblood, 9 pm, $TBD; Fridays: Crimson Ghosts, 10 pm, $5; April 19: Rockdove, 9 pm, 256 Grand St. at Driggs Avenue in Williamsburg, (718) quelo and Captain Planet with live rumba by Club Exit (Downstairs) Ffun Dance Party with DJs Tyrone, Julian and FREE; April 20: Brooklyn Rocks! with The Peddlers, 7:30 599-1000, www.thetrashbar.com. Romain Diaz and Pupi and the Oriki Omi 147 Greenpoint Ave. at Manhattan Avenue Infinite, 8 pm, $5; April 15: Brown Baby Girl, 8 pm, $10. pm, Benyaro, 8:30 pm, Our Finest Hour, 9:30 pm, Blue Oddra Rumba Ensemble, 10 pm, FREE; Fri- in Greenpoint, (718) 349-6969, April 15: The Impulse, 9 pm, Billy Filo & the Ringers, 10 Rider, 10:30 pm, $8, Art4YourEar with sax wizardess days: World Beat Flavors, 9 pm, FREE. www.club-exit.com. pm, True Love, 11 pm, Year of the Bull, midnight, $6; April Saturdays: DJ Dance Party, 10 pm, $15 Galapagos MATANA 11:30 pm, FREE; April 21: Percussion Lab, 10 16: Your Favorite Hero, 8 pm, Consolation Prize, 9 pm, pm, $TBD; April 22: Barcore, 10 pm, $TBD. Letters to Scarlet, 10 pm, Hot Lunch, 11 pm, Free Under (ladies FREE until 11 pm); Fridays: DJ Dance 70 N. Sixth St. at Wythe Avenue in Williamsburg, (718) Black Betty Constant Threat, midnight, $6; April 17: Less Nessman, 8 Party, 10 pm, FREE; April 21: Etnica with live 782-5188, www.galapagosartspace.com. 366 Metropolitan Ave. at Havemeyer DJs, 11 pm, $25 before midnight, $35 after Magnetic Field pm, Riotonred, 9 pm, Suffrajett, 10 pm, The Last Vegas, 11 Street in Williamsburg, (718) 599-0243, Fridays: VJ/DJ Friday Nights, 10 pm, FREE; April 15: pm, The Anthem, midnight, $6; April 18: Americans UK, 8 midnight. 97 Atlantic Ave. at Henry Street in Brooklyn Heights, (718) www.blackbetty.net. (Backroom) Terry Dame’s Electric Junkyard Gamelan with pm, Dirty Excuse, 9 pm, The Monumentals, 10 pm, Dark Blarvuster, 8 pm, $7, (Frontroom) Hotels, 8 pm, $7; April 834-0069, www.magneticbrooklyn.com. Saturdays: DJs Yah Supreme and Concerned, Skies, 11 pm, The Live Ones, midnight, $6; April 19: Free 19: (Backroom) Deep Dish TV Benefit Party, 8 pm, $7-$20; 11 pm, FREE; Sundays: Brazilian Beat with DJ Club Xo April 15: Mondo Topless, The Black Hollies, 8 pm, $5; Diamonds, 8 pm, Bazooka Falcon, 9 pm, The Eden Project, April 21: (Backroom) Bindlestiff Family Cirkus Cabaret, 10 Sean Marquand and DJ Greg Caz, 10 pm, 1819 Utica Ave. at Avenue J in Flatlands, April 21: The Moneychangers, The Coydogs, and more, 10 pm, Cross Eyed Jesus, 11 pm, The Renoirs, midnight, 139 Montague Street • 718.858.5592 pm, $15, (Frontroom) IPECAC KISSES, an evening with FREE; Mondays: Rev. Vince Anderson and his (718) 209-0525, www.clubxonyc.com. 7:30 pm, $TBD; April 22: Accidental Sons, The Real Forsake Ya To The Snakes, 1 am, $6; April 20: Mad Hamp- James Bradford, 7:30 pm, FREE, Jack and the Bean Stalk, Love Choir, 10:30 pm, FREE; Tuesdays: Hot Fridays: “The Best of the Best” featuring live Burnouts, 8 pm, $5. ster, 10 pm, $6; April 21: Mahi Mahi, 9:30 pm, Moto:Rosa, www.latraviatatogo.com • Delivery in Brooklyn Heights only 10 pm, $8 in advance, $10 day of the show. Rocks, 10 pm, FREE; Wednesdays: Yah DJs, 11 pm, FREE before midnight, $10 after 10:30 pm, The Go Stations, 11:30 pm, The Domestics, Supreme & Brohemia with DJ Concerned, midnight. National Restaurant 12:30 am, $8. Good Coffeehouse 273 Ave. at Brighton Second Street in Music Parlor Brighton Beach, (718) 646-1225, Two Boots Brooklyn www.come2national.com. 514 Second St. at Seventh Avenue in Park Slope, (718) At Brooklyn Society for Ethical Culture, 53 Prospect Saturdays: Live Russian music and dance show, 9 pm, Park West at Second Street in Park Slope, (718) 768- 499-3253, www.twobootsbrooklyn.com. FREE (with $65 prix fixe dinner); Fridays: Live Russian 2972, www.bsec.org. April 15: Mike Brick & the Music Grinders, 10 pm, FREE; music and dance show, 9 pm, FREE (with $50 prix fixe din- April 20: Nashville Stranger, 9 pm, FREE; April 21: The April 21: The Park Slope Food Co-op presents David ner); Sundays: Live Russian music and dance show, 7 pm, Roche & friends, 8 pm, $10 adults, $6 children. Ryan Scott Orchestra, 10 pm, FREE; April 22: The M FREE (with $50 prix fixe dinner). Shanghai String Band, 10 pm, FREE. Hank’s Saloon Night and Day 46 Third Ave. at Atlantic Avenue in Boerum Hill, (718) Vox Po p 625-8003, www.hankssaloon.com. Restaurant 1022 Cortelyou Road at Stratford Road in Flatbush, Sundays: Shotgun Shack, 6 pm, Sean Kershaw and the New 230 Fifth Ave. at President Street in Park Slope, (718) (718) 940-2084, www.voxpopnet.net. Jack Ramblers, 10 pm, FREE; Wednesdays: Mobscenity, 10 399-2161, www.nightanddayrestaurant.com. Sundays: Open mic, 7:30 pm, FREE with 2-drink/snack pm, FREE; April 15: Sasquatch and the Sick-a-billys, 10 Sundays: John McNeil and Bill McHenry, 8 pm, $6 and 1- minimum; April 15: A’tris with Ionia, 8 pm, $5 suggested pm, FREE; Blank Tapes, 10 pm, FREE; April 21: Lindy Loo’s drink minimum; Mondays: Artist’s Salon, 7 pm, FREE, donation; April 21: Kerry Drexler with Tan Lim Music, 8 Hillbilly Hayride, 10 pm, FREE; April 22: Jack Grace Band, Debra and Mary’s Night on the Town, 9 pm, $10 and 1- pm, $5 suggested donation; April 22: Diva Blues Series Fancy Trash, 10 pm, FREE. drink minimum ($5 for students); Tuesdays: Songwriters with Terraplane Blues Duo and Jo Wymer, 8 pm, $5 sug- Showcase with Kevin Ray, 7 pm, FREE with 1-drink mini- gested donation. The Hook mum, Live jazz jam hosted by the Dan McCarthy Trio, 9 pm, FREE with 1-drink minimum; April 15: Tanya Kal- 18 Commerce St. at Columbia Street in Red Hook, Waterfront Ale manovitch Hut Five, 9 pm, $7 and $7 food/drink minimum; (718) 797-3007, www.thehookmusic.com. April 19: Stephanie Rooker, 9 pm, $5 and $7 food/drink House April 15: Emergenza Festival with Speed Assault, 7:30 pm, minimum; April 20: Brooklyn Conservatory presents Chris 155 Atlantic Ave. at Clinton Street in Brooklyn Heights, Reason Enough, 8 pm, The Symphony Case, 8:30 pm, Jentsch Quartet, 9 pm, $TBD and $7 food/drink minimum; (718) 522-3794, www.waterfrontalehouse.com. Ordinary K, 9 pm, Game Rebellion, 9:30 pm, Section 8 April 21: Don Militello, 7 pm, $TBD and $7 food/ drink April 15: Gerald Brasil Trio, 11 pm, FREE; April 21: Soukis Cartel, 10 pm, , 10:30 pm, The States, 11 pm, My minimum, Renku, 9 pm, $TBD and $7 food/ drink mini- Blues Band, 11 pm, FREE; April 22: Tone Johannsen, 11 Friend Ben, 11:30 pm, Ellen Road, midnight, $10 in mum; April 22: Cliff Korman Ensemble, 9 pm, $8 ($5 for pm, FREE. advance, $15 day of the show; April 16: Emergenza Festival students and teachers with valid ID) and $7 food/drink with Steve Lieberman, The Gangsta Rabbi, 6 pm, Infectious minimum. Disease, 6:30 pm, Sanitarius, 7 pm, The Painted Noise, 7:30 The Wicked Monk pm, Until Destiny, 8 pm, All Heavens Fall, 8:30 pm, Dump 8415 Fifth Ave. at 84th Street in Bay Ridge, (718) 921- Body, 9 pm, Code 6, 9:30 pm, Future Society, 10 pm, Night of the Cookers 0601, www.wickedmonk.com. Incuria, 10:30 pm, $10 in advance, $15 day of the show; 767 Fulton St. at South Portland Avenue in Fort April 15: Steel Horse, 8 pm, 24-Seven, 11 pm, $5; April April 20: Emergenza Festival with The Sonitus Revolution, Greene, (718) 797-1197. 21: The Real Big Easy, 8 pm, Rock Junky, 11 pm, $5. 7:30 pm, Change the Station, 8 pm, The Space Between Us Saturdays: Live jazz, 10 pm, FREE; Sundays: Live music, All, 8:30 pm, Midnight Pass, 9 pm, Top Of Da Hill, 9:30 pm, noon, FREE; Thursdays: Live jazz, 8 pm, FREE; Fridays: Zebulon Louvre, 10 pm, New Piracy, 10:30 pm, Strange Attractors, Live jazz, 10 pm, FREE. 11 pm, Exit53, 11:30 pm, Necrophilia, midnight, $10 in 258 Wythe Ave. at Metropolitan Avenue in Williams- advance, $15 day of the show; April 21: Emergenza Festival burg, (718) 218-6934, www.zebuloncafeconcert.com. with Icarus, 7:30 pm, Strung on Grey, 8 pm, My Own Alibi, Northsix April 15: Baye Kouyate et les Tougarake, 10 pm, FREE; 8:30 pm, Lies Beneath, 9 pm, Republickins, 9:30 pm, 7 66 N. Sixth St. at Wythe Avenue in Williamsburg, (718) April 16: Amayo’s Fu-arkist-ra, 10 pm, FREE; April 17: The Kings, 10 pm, Yvan Sehr and the Myth, 10:30 pm, Aaron 599-5103, www.northsix.com. Eddie Gale Now Band, 9 pm, Our Night, 11 pm, FREE; Shneyer and Band, 11 pm, The Invisible Solid, 11:30 pm, April 15: Heineken and The Onion present The Apple- April 18: Fire of Space, 10 pm, FREE; April 19: Polly $10 in advance, $15 day of the show. seed Cast, Aloha, Victory at Sea, 9 pm, $10 in advance, Cotton, 10 pm, FREE; April 20: Konga-I, 10 pm, FREE; $12 day of the show; April 17: Brain Surgeons NYC, John April 21: Baye Kouyate et les Tougarake, 10 pm, FREE. Hope and Anchor 347 Van Brunt St. at Wolcott Street in Red Hook, (718) 237-0276. Saturdays, Thursdays and Fridays: Karaoke hosted by drag queen Kay Sera, 9 pm, FREE. TALK TO US… To list your events in Brooklyn Nightlife, please give us as much notice as possible. 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CIVIC SWEEP: Park Slope Civic PERFORMANCE 227 Fourth Ave. (718) 857-4816. Compiled Council hosts its bi-annual neigh- BARNES AND NOBLE, JR.: Cele- NEXT WAVE: Brooklyn Academy of borhood clean-up. 10 am to 2 brate Easter with a story time by Susan Music presents “The Importance pm. After the clean-up, take part and activity sheets. 11 am. 106 Rosenthal Jay in the Spring Fling, a family event of Being Earnest” by Oscar Wilde with the Theater Royal Bath/ Court St. (718) 246-4996. Free. Where to at the Old Stone House. 11:30 PUPPETWORKS: marionette per- am to 3:30 pm. JJ Byrne Park, Peter Hall Company. $30 to $85. 2 pm and 7:30 pm. BAM Harvey formance of “The Wizard of Cello,” featuring a program of Fifth Avenue between Third and Oz.” $8, $7 children. For chil- SAT, APRIL 15 MON, APRIL 17 Fourth streets. (718) 832-8227. Theater, 651 Fulton St. Also, Shostakovich, Heras and Brooklyn Philharmonic performs dren ages 4 and older. 12:30 pm Piazzolla. $35, $30 seniors, $25 NY AQUARIUM: Kids, ages 6 to 8, VOLUNTEERS NEEDED: Celebrate with chanteuse Ute Lemper. $10 and 2:30 pm. 338 Sixth Ave. at students. 7:30 pm. Fulton Ferry OUTDOORS AND TOURS are invited to celebrate spring Earth Week and help clean up to $60. 8 pm. BAM Howard Fourth Street. (718) 965-3391. Landing, Old Fulton Street at Prospect Park. 10 am to 2 pm. URBAN RANGER WALK: Learn break with Elly Jelly. Learn Gilman Opera House, 30 KIDS CIRCUS: Russian American about the history of Fort Greene about sea jellies, corals and the East River. (718) 624-2083. Meet at Long Meadow and Lafayette Ave. (718) 636-4100. Endale Arch. Enter Prospect Park Kids Circus performs at Brooklyn Park. Ranger-led walk discusses anemones. $48. 10 am to 2 pm. UNIVERSOUL CIRCUS: “Hip Hop BARGEMUSIC: Classical music con- Center for the Performing Arts. fort’s role in the Revolutionary West Eighth Street and Surf Under the Big Top.” 7:30 pm. at Flatbush Avenue and Eastern Parkway. (718) 965-8960. cert of Haydn, Schoenberg and $10 to $20. 1 pm. Brooklyn War and the prisoners of war Avenue. (718) 265-FISH. See Sat., April 22. Dvorak. $35, $30 seniors, $25 ECO-CRUISE: NYC Audubon So- College, Walt Whitman Theater, who are entombed in a vault. 1 BAMCINEMATEK: presents “It NEXT WAVE: “The Importance of students. 7:30 pm. Fulton Ferry one block from the intersection pm. Meet at Visitor’s Center, Happened in Brooklyn” film Being Earnest.” 7:30 pm. See ciety offers a tour of the New Landing, Old Fulton Street at York Harbor. Learn about winter of Flatbush and Nostrand Myrtle Avenue at Washington series. Today: “It Happened in Sat., April 22. the East River. (718) 624-2083. birds of the Lower Bay region. avenues. (718) 951-4500. Park. Call 311. Free. Brooklyn” (1947). $10. 4:30 pm, UNDERGROUND FILM FEST: $45, $20 children age 12 and THEATER: Paul Robeson Theater BROOKLYN CHILDREN’S MUSE- GREEN-WOOD CEMETERY: Big 6:50 pm and 9:15 pm. Q & A New and emerging filmmakers hosts the premiere of the pro- UM: Kids are invited to honor showcase their films. Also, Q&A younger. 11 am to 1 pm. Meet Onion Walking Tours takes a walk with authors John Manbeck and duction “Cabrini-Greene,” a the earth and participate in an in Brooklyn’s Victorian “City of the sessions, panel discussions, art at South Street Seaport, Pier 17, Robert Singer follows 6:50 pm lower Manhattan. (212) 742-1969. story about an interracial couple. array of science and culture Dead.” $15, $12 seniors, $10 stu- screening. 30 Lafayette Ave. exhibit and more. $8. Brooklyn Good sports: The Gallery Players present Richard Green- $20. 8 pm. 40 Greene Ave., WEEKSVILLE TOUR: Learn about activities. 1 pm to 5 pm. Also, dents. 1 pm. Meet at main (718) 777-FILM. www.bam.org. Lyceum, Fourth Avenue at Un- between Carlton Avenue and berg’s “Take Me Out” through April 16. historical area known as Weeks- “Brooklyn Reads to Babies,” an entrance, Fifth Avenue at 25th FILMMAKERS TALK: Brooklyn ion Street. For schedule, visit Adelphi Street. (718) 783-9794. Street. (212) 439-1090. www.brooklynunderground.org. ville. Tour includes a visit inside early literacy event. Noon to 4 Young Filmmakers Center offers a MUSICAL COMEDY: The Strivelli pm. $4, free for members. 145 WALKING TOUR: Mauricio Lorence (862) 485-0025. Open” by Desiree Burch, Michael pm. See Sat., April 22. the Hunterfly Road Houses. $3 talk on script writing: “Blueprint admission to houses. 1 pm to Players present “Pippin,” music Brooklyn Ave. (718) 735-4400. hosts this Metro Tour Service, for Making a Film.” $60, $30 Cyril Creighton, Kyle Jarrow and MUSICAL COMEDY: “Pippin.” 8 3:30 pm. Meet in front of Boys and lyrics by Stephen Schwartz. NY TRANSIT MUSEUM: Learn how taking a walk through Fort teens. 3-week course. 6:30 pm to others. $12. 8 pm. Also, “Jack and pm. See Sat., April 22. $15. 8 pm. St. Bernadette’s School, and Girls High School, corner of subway trains work during a Greene, Clinton Hill and Brooklyn 9 pm. 149 N. Oxford Walk, Fort FRI, APRIL 21 the Beanstalk,” a musical with BROOKLYN ARTS EXCHANGE: 1313 82nd St. (718) 907-3422. Heights. $25. 2 pm to 5 pm. puppets. $10. 10 pm in the front Fulton Street and Stuyvesant demo and discussion. $5, $3 ages Greene. (718) 935-0490. “Tiny Open Sky.” 8 pm. See Avenue. (718) 756-5250. WALK- BROOKLYN ARTS EXCHANGE: Meet at Marriott Hotel Brooklyn, SENIOR CINEMA: Brooklyn Aca- room. Also, Bindlestiff Family 3 to 17 and seniors. 2 pm to 4 TRAVELING CINEMA: Brooklyn Sat., April 22. ING TOUR: Mauricio Lorence “Tiny Open Sky,” by artist-in-res- 333 Adams St. (718) 789-0430. demy of Music and Oxford Health Cirkus Winter Cabaret. $15, $5 pm. Boerum Place and Schermer- Independent Cinema Series pres- UNDERGROUND FILM FEST: hosts this Metro Tour Service, idence Allison Farrow. $15, $10 Plan hosts a movie series for discount for clowns in make-up. horn Street. (718) 694-4915. ents “One Step Away” (1968). 7 New and emerging filmmakers taking a walk through Fort members, $8 low-income. 8 pm. PERFORMANCE seniors. Today: “Cabin in the 10 pm in the back room. 70 N. UNIVERSOUL CIRCUS: Black cir- pm. Also, “Happy Mother’s Day” showcase their films. Also, Q&A Greene, Clinton Hill and Brook- 421 Fifth Ave. (718) 832-0018. NEXT WAVE: Brooklyn Academy of Sky” (1943). 10 am. 30 Lafayette Sixth Street. (212) 868-4444. (1963). Barbes Bar, 376 Ninth St. sessions, panel discussions, art lyn Heights. $25. 2 pm to 5 pm. cus performers in “Hip Hop Music presents “St. Matthew Pas- (718) 965-9177. Free. Ave. (718) 636-4100. Free. CALLI GRAFFITI: Tiger Beer pres- CHILDREN Under the Big Top.” $20.50 to sion,” with music by Johann Se- exhibit and more. $8. Brooklyn Meet at Marriott Hotel Brooklyn, READING SERIES: Galapagos Art DRAW-A-THON: Pratt Institute ents an urban Asian art move- Lyceum, Fourth Avenue at 333 Adams St. (718) 789-0430. RUN AROUND: Brooklyn Lyceum $35. 4:30 pm and 8 pm. Woll- bastian Bach. $30 to $90. 7:30 pm. hosts its 18th annual all-night man Rink Lot, Prospect Park. Space reading by progressive ment. Entertainment includes Union Street. For schedule, visit URBAN RANGER WALK: Learn opens its theater stage for a BAM Harvey Theater, 651 Fulton authors. $10-$20. Call for time. figure drawing event. Students, massages and free Tiger Beer. “Kid Runaround.” Bring your kid Check for info at www.univer- St. Also, “Peer Gynt,” by Henrik the Web site, www.brooklynun- about the history of Fort Greene 70 N. Sixth St. (718) 782-5188. professional artists and the com- Several artists exhibit their derground.org. (862) 485-0025. in to burn off some energy. 10 soulcircus.com. (800) 316-7439. Ibsen. In Norwegian with English munity are invited. Models circu- Park. Ranger-led walk discusses sculpture, paintings and video fort’s role in the Revolutionary am to 2 pm. Food is available. Continued on page ... titles. $25 to $80. 7 pm. BAM late throughout the studios. work. 9 pm to midnight. 58 Howard Gilman Opera House, 30 Grand finale features all models War and the prisoners of war TUES, APRIL 18 Grand St. (718) 388-6780. Free. SAT, APRIL 22 who are entombed in a vault. 1 Lafayette Ave. (718) 636-4100. posing together accompanied BARGEMUSIC: presents a classical BARGEMUSIC: Classical music by live African drum music. $15. pm. Meet at Visitor’s Center, MEETING: Norwegian Christian music concert, “The Adventures Earth Day Myrtle Avenue at Washington concert of Khandoshkin, Shu- Home and Health Center hosts a 7 pm to 7 am. 200 Willoughby of a Cello.” 7:30 pm. See bert, Haydn and Shostakovich. Ave. (718) 636-3617. Park. Call 311. Free. meeting. Guest speaker Edwin Thurs., April 20. OUTDOORS AND TOURS BROOKLYN BRIDGE WALK: Big LIST YOUR EVENT… $35, $30 seniors, $25 students. MUSIC: Brooklyn Chamber Music Mendez-Santiago, Commissioner UNIVERSOUL CIRCUS: “Hip Hop TEEN CHALLENGE: Race for Onion Tours takes a walk over To list your event in Where to GO, please give us two weeks notice or 7:30 pm. Fulton Ferry Landing, of NYC Department for the Society presents a concert of Under the Big Top.” 7:30 pm. Freedom fundraiser. 5K race, 1 the bridge and through Brooklyn more. Send your listing by mail: GO Brooklyn, The Brooklyn Papers, 55 Old Fulton Street at the East Aging. 9 am to 11 am. 1250 67th works by Schubert, Haydn and See Sat., April 22. River. (718) 624-2083. mile walk and pee-wee races. Heights. $15, $12 seniors, $10 Washington St., Suite 624, Brooklyn, NY 11201; or by fax: (718) 834- St. (212) 689-7000, ext. 222. Free. Faure. $30. 8 pm. First Unitarian NEXT WAVE: “The Importance of LATIN JAZZ: Afro-Caribbean jazz Check in from 8 am to 9:45 am. students. 1 pm. Meet at the LINE DANCING: Jubilee Senior Church, Pierrepont Street at Being Earnest.” 7:30 pm. See Bartel-Pritchard Circle, Prospect southeast corner of Broadway 9278. Listings are free and printed on a space available basis. We regret musicians perform. $55 to $100. Center invites dancers of all lev- Monroe Place. (718) 858-0718. Sat., April 22. we cannot take listings over the phone. 7:30 pm to 9:30 pm. Kumble Park West and 15th Street. (718) and Chambers Street, lower els for fun. 1 pm. 55 Pierrepont GALAPAGOS ART SPACE: “Rip Me THEATER: “Cabrini-Greene.” 7:30 789-1414, ext. 219. Manhattan. (212) 439-1090. Theater for the Performing Arts St. (718) 680-2142. Free. at Long Island University, COFFEEHOUSE SERIES: Brooklyn Flatbush Avenue Extension and Public Library’s Central branch DeKalb Avenue. (718) 488-1624. presents Joanna Fuhrman, GALLERY PLAYERS: presents author of “Freud in Brooklyn,” “Take Me Out.” $15, $12 chil- “Ugh Ugh Ocean” and “Mo- dren and seniors. 8 pm. 199 raine.” Other authors read. 7 14th St. (212) 352-3101. pm. Grand Army Plaza. (718) www.galleryplayers.com. 230-2100. Free. HEIGHTS PLAYERS: presents the MUSICAL DRAMA: American drama “Wait Until Dark.” $12, Females for Righteousness, $10 seniors, students and chil- Abasement, Ignorance and Do- dren. 8 pm. 26 Willow Place. cility presents a musical drama (718) 237-2752. in two acts. $20. 7:30 pm. Brooklyn Lyceum, 227 Fourth CHILDREN Ave. (718) 857-4816. RUN AROUND: Brooklyn Lyceum NEXT WAVE: Brooklyn Academy opens its theater stage for a of Music presents the Theater “Kid Runaround.” Bring your kid Royal Bath/ Peter Hall Compa- in to burn off some energy. 10 ny’s “The Importance of Being am to 2 pm. Food available. 227 Earnest” by Oscar Wilde. $30 to Fourth Ave. (718) 857-4816. $85. 7:30 pm. BAM Harvey Thea- WEEKSVILLE HANDS-ON: Teens ter, 651 Fulton St. (718) 636-4100. are invited to learn about his- UNIVERSOUL CIRCUS: “Hip Hop toric preservation and conserva- Under the Big Top.” 7:30 pm. tion at a workshop given at See Sat., April 22. Hunterfly Road Houses. Activi- ties include hands-on experi- ence in preservation arts with workshops in stained glass, WEDS, APRIL 19 glass blowing, carpentry, tradi- CONCERT: Regina Opera Com- tional woodworking and more. pany performs. 1:30 pm. Brook- 10 am to 2 pm. 1698 Bergen St. lyn Public Library’s Brighton Call for fee info. (718) 756-5250. Beach branch, 16 Brighton First EGG HUNT: Brooklyn Heights Road. (718) 236-1760. Free. Playground Committee hosts its annual spring event. 10 am sharp. ARTISTS TALK: Pratt Institute hosts Pierrepont Playground, Brooklyn a panel discussion titled “Real Heights Promenade at Pierre- Estate for Artists and Creative pont Street and Columbia Heights. Professionals.” 6 pm to 8 pm. www.bhplaygrounds.org. Free. Pratt, Higgins Hall, 61 St. James Place. Reserve a seat by e-mail: SHADOW BOX THEATER: pres- [email protected]. Free. ents “The Earth and Me,” ask- ing the question: can a child TEEN BOOK GROUP: Barnes and save the earth? $5.50. 10:30 am. Noble hosts a reading group to YWCA of Brooklyn, 30 Third discuss “Candy,” by Kevin Ave. (212) 724-0677. Brooks. 6 pm. 106 Court St. (718) 246-4996. Free. BABIES READING: Barnes and Noble, Jr. invites babies and LETHEM READS: As part of the toddlers to meet Spot and read Jewish Heritage Festival, BAM stories. 11 am. 106 Court St. Cafe presents Jonathan Lethem, (718) 246-4996. Free. interviewed by Jessica Hage- dorn. $42 includes reading, din- PUPPETWORKS: presents a mari- ner, wine. 6:30 pm. Brooklyn onette performance of “The Academy of Music, 30 Lafayette Wizard of Oz.” $8, $7 children. Ave. (718) 636-4100. Recommended for ages 4 and older. 12:30 pm and 2:30 pm. MEETING: of Community Board 7. 338 Sixth Ave. at Fourth Street. 6:30 pm. 4201 Fourth Ave. (718) (718) 965-3391. 854-0003. CHILDREN’S MUSEUM: hosts AUTHOR SERIES: Kingsborough “Eggstravaganza.” Kids, ages 6 Community College presents and older, are invited to look at legendary author Erica Jong. 7 Ukrainian eggs and hear spring- pm. 2001 Oriental Blvd. (718) time stories. Egg–painting craft 368-5051. Free. activity included. $4, free for READING: Night and Day Res- members. 3 pm to 4:30 pm. taurant presents “Speakeasy: Brooklyn Children’s Museum, 145 Stories from the Back Room.” Brooklyn Ave. (718) 735-4400. $7 drink and food minimum. UNIVERSOUL CIRCUS: Black cir- Call for time. 230 Fifth Ave. cus performers in “Hip Hop (718) 399-2161. Under the Big Top.” $20.50 to MEDITATION: Buddhist class at $35. 4:30 pm and 8 pm. Woll- First Unitarian Church. $10. 7 man Rink Lot, Prospect Park. pm to 8:30 pm. 48 Monroe (800) 316-7439, www.universoul- Place. (718) 496-5514. circus.com. MEETING: The Bay Ridge His- torical Society presents guest OTHER speakers Lorraine Diehls and CURATOR TALK: Kentler Interna- Marianne Hardart. They discuss tional Drawing Space hosts a story of the Horn and Hardart reception for its exhibit “Critical Automat. 7:45 pm. Shore Hill Mass.” 4 pm. 353 Van Brunt St. Towers, 9000 Shore Road. (718) (718) 875-2098. Free. 745-5938. Free. CONCERT: New American Wing Without a seat, we can’t keep you performs new music. 10 pm. SUN, APRIL 16 Pete’s Candy Store, 709 Lorimer St. (718) 302-3770, www.petes- Easter candystore.com. UNDERGROUND FILM FEST: PERFORMANCE New and emerging filmmakers on the edge of it. BARGEMUSIC: Classical music showcase their films. Also, Q&A concert of Khandoshkin, Shu- sessions, panel discussions, art bert, Haydn and Shostakovich. exhibit and more. $8. Brooklyn $35, $30 seniors, $25 students. Lyceum, Fourth Avenue at 4 pm. Also, additional program Union Street. Program info at featuring works by Beethoven, www.brooklynunderground.org. Adams and Messiaen. 7:30 pm. (862) 485-0025. Fulton Ferry Landing, Old UNIVERSOUL CIRCUS: “Hip Hop Fulton Street at the East River. Under the Big Top.” 7:30 pm. (718) 624-2083. See Sat., April 22. GALAPAGOS ART SPACE: pres- NEXT WAVE: “The Importance of ents “Point Break Live!,” the Being Earnest.” 7:30 pm. See stage adaptation of the 1992 Sat., April 22. Cyclones Individual Tickets Go on Sale Keanu Reeves extreme-sports movie. Starring role will be selected at random from the THURS, APRIL 20 audience. $12. 8 pm. 70 N. Sunday, April 23 at 9:00AM Sixth St. (718) 782-5188. BUSINESS WORKSHOP: Church HEIGHTS PLAYERS: “Wait Until Avenue Merchants Block Asso- Dark.” 2 pm. See Sat., April 15. ciation offers a talk on how to NEXT WAVE: “Peer Gynt.” 2 pm. open a home-based daycare See Sat., April 15. center. 10 am to 1 pm. 884 GALLERY PLAYERS: “Take Me Flatbush Ave. (718) 282-2500, Out.” 3 pm. See Sat., April 15. ext. 242. Free. opening BAMCINEMATEK: presents “The CHILDREN Offence” (1973). $10. 4:30 pm FAMILY FUN SERIES: Brooklyn and 7 pm. Cinemachat with Center for the Performing Arts Sidney Lumet and Elliott Stein day presents “Lazer Vaudeville.” $8 after 7 pm screening. 30 Lafa- to $15. 1 pm. Brooklyn College, yette Ave. (718) 777-FILM. Walt Whitman Hall, one block from www.bam.org. junction of Flatbush and Nos- READING: Rachel Vigier reads trand avenues. (718) 951-4500. from her poetry. Others. 8 pm. SHARK-A-RAMA: NY Aquarium Old Stone House, JJ Byrne invites kids, ages 5 to 8, to a Park, Fifth Avenue between behind-the-scenes look at the Third and Fourth streets. (718) resident sharks. $30, $23 mem- 768-3195. Free. bers. 2 pm to 4 pm. West RECEPTION: Art show hosted by JUNE Eighth Street and Surf Avenue. Makeshift Gallery. 6:30 pm to th (718) 265-FISH. 10 pm. 187 Amity St. (718) 858- BROOKLYN CHILDREN’S MUSE- 6461. Free. 718.507.TIXX* UM: hosts “Symbols of Spring CREDIT TALK: High school stu- and the Seder.” $4, free for dents and young adults are members. 3 pm to 4:30 pm. 145 invited to learn about the im- 20 BROOKLYNCYCLONES.COM* Brooklyn Ave. (718) 735-4400. portance of maintaining a good PUPPETWORKS: “The Wizard of credit rating. 7 pm. Anchor KeySpan Park Oz.” 12:30 pm and 2:30 pm. House, 1041 Bergen St. (917) See Sat., April 15. 776-3261. Free. UNIVERSOUL CIRCUS: “Hip Hop THEATER: The Paul Robeson Shea Stadium Under the Big Top.” 4 pm and 7 Theater hosts the premiere of pm. See Sat., April 15. the production “Cabrini- Greene,” a story about an inter- OTHER racial couple. $20. 7:30 pm. 40 SHORTS: Brooklyn Lyceum pres- Greene Ave., between Carlton ents “An Evening of the World’s Avenue and Adelphi Street. Visit BROOKLYNCYCLONES.COM for a schedule and up-to-date promotional calendar. Best Short Films.” $10. 7 pm. (718) 783-9794. 227 Fourth Ave. www.brooklyn- BARGEMUSIC: Classical music *A non-refundable service charge will be applied to all internet and phone orders. lyceum.com. (718) 857-4816. concert “The Adventures of a 12 AWP THE BROOKLYN PAPERS • WWW.BROOKLYNPAPERS.COM • (718) 834-9350 April 15, 2006

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By Louise Crawford In the end, Hat Lady harbors Like any Internet discus- no bitterness (it’s Park Slope, sion group, the discourse runs after all). She’s so busy raising Creativity Central for the gamut from the ridiculous twins that she barely has time Our Camp Park Slope Families to the sublime. From highly to brush her teeth, let alone en- • Variety of programs for informative to exasperatingly gage in a cyber-debate. 1 Presidents’ Week campers age 4⁄2 to 14 Spring Break Arts & Crafts This week’s workshop precious, the parenting discus- But despite the flame-out, Mini-Camp ––––––––––– sions are often heavily tinged her faith in the Park Slope Par- • Safe, fun, stimulating FebruaryMini-Camp 16–20, 2004 Store and Studio with political correctness — ent’s community is unwavering. environment 5Ap daysril 17-21, of trips 2006 and activities Drawing “I think there is so much great- 5 days of trips & activities • Arts & Crafts Supplies extra correct, for this is Park • Very flexible registration; based in Park Slope for Kids Slope, after all. ness in those e-mails. There was based in Park Slope • Workshops for Tues,4/18 For Smartmom, much of it humor, apology. More compas- accommodating 10 week Open House for ––––––––––– leaves her with that “been sion than meanness. season Open House for Kids & Adults Pre-registration there, done that” feeling. Teen “To me, it was all about free SummerSummer CampCamp required • Free morning transportation Sunday, January 25, 2004 • Birthday Parties for Kids Spirit and OSFO aren’t babies speech. That’s the greatness of from most Brownstone Sundays, 4/23 & 5/7 anymore and, thankfully, America. And Park Slope Par- Noon–2pmpresentations at 12 and 1pm Brooklyn neighborhoods 339 8 St. just below 6 Ave. 171 Fifth Avenue (bet. Lincoln & Berkeley) in Park Slope Smartmom doesn’t need to ents is a venue for free speech. 339 8 St. just below 6 Ave. It’s about people shouting out • Established 1992 www.theartfulplace.com • (718) 399-8199 read about breast feeding, tummy sleeping, or the latest their feelings and having their 718 788-PSDC (7732) own opinion. It’s a great dis- *INSPIRE*CREATE*PLAY* $1,500 Bugaboo. www.parkslopedaycamp.com But Smartmom does check play of community.” in regularly to read the latest The hat that started it all, brouhaha — because, as meanwhile, remains in her Rosannerosannadana used to apartment. Better Brooklyn Community Center WHAT’S COOKING? “No one has come forward say, it’s always something. Summer Enrichment Camp 2006 At KIDS COOK!, our eight-week program Incredibly, the March 21 This is the hat — just don’t call it a boy’s hat — that set yet,” she says. “Who owns teaches children essential kitchen skills and post — subject line, “Lost off a firestorm in Park Slope. But is that a boy or a girl this damn, friggin’ hat?” techniques. Kids learn how to measure, So while a gender-neutral boy’s hat” — set off the wearing it? Don't answer! sift, mix, whip, cut, grate and knead, biggest bonfire yet. child in Park Slope goes with- as they prepare wholesome and delicious out his (or her?) hat, something Sad to say, the conflagra- academic enrichment + gymnastics + dance + art + foods from around the world. tion has consumed Park scent of testosterone?” much more important has been Gender Sensitive’s call for band + rockclimbing + horseback riding + bowling + OPEN • Afterschool classes Slope, threatening to become One can immediately smell more, well, gender sensitivity. learned: Everyone else thinks an air of self-righteousness in we Slopers are nuts. nature + swimming + athletic sports + special events HOUSE • Private Parties the defining moment when the Some of the posts got per- every Monday neighborhood realizes that the Gender Sensitive’s post, which sonal, some political — but the Park Slope is a crunchy, pro- • Fun & learning for ages 6-13 began with an apology, but gressive hot bed of politically = a FUN learning experience in May & June rest of the city is actually right whole affair ended up in the 6:30-7:30pm • Classes meet at 170 Hicks St. to think that we’re a bunch of quickly moved in for the kill. pages of New York Magazine correct parenting — perhaps for children from 4 to 15 years old! “It’s innocent little comments more than ever. But those val- in Brooklyn Heights progressive, child-centered, and on the Gawker Web site. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– politically correct whack-jobs. like this that I find the most And the articles all painted Park ues do make Smartmom’s WE PROVIDE: • To register, call Jane hurtful,” Gender Sensitive con- community strong. And it all started out so in- Slope with a very broad, and • Academic enrichment through exciting at (718) 797-0029 nocently. “Lost Boy’s Hat.” tinued. “What does this com- not-so-flattering, brush. It’s easy for the Gaphattan electives and performing arts ment imply about the girl who crowd to make fun of, but in Simple. Sweet. Almost poetic O SMARTMOM called • Weekly field trips to fun and cultural venues in its brevity. chooses to wear just such a hat Hat Lady herself — and these times, Park Slopers can be “Friday, at the corner of (or something like it)? Is there landed something those proud that concern for gender • Outdoor pool; Instructional Swim S • Daily lunch & snacks 11th Street and Eighth Av- something wrong with her?” Gaphattan-based publications and racial equality, the survival enue, [I found an] adorable That post created its own couldn’t get: the worldwide ex- of the planet, peace, and free ex- • Mature, experienced, and licensed staff navy blue, or maybe black, flurry of charges and counter- clusive! pression are top priorities. who enjoy working with kids fleece hat with triangles jut- charges. 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If it was my hat, I how they see objects in the solve them.” Session #2 July 17-28 Late Stay 6:00pm by another poster. wouldn’t care if she posted it as world,” Hat Lady said about True, but when Good Samar- Session #3 July 31-Aug 11 Register before 3/15/06 “I’m sorry, I know that you ‘dog’s hat found.’ I’d just be Gender Sensitive. “She is con- itans are attacked for an ill-cho- Session #4 Aug 14-25 to save $200 off camp rates. sen pronoun, that’s where are just trying to be helpful, but happy to get it back.” cerned about how things will ACD, HRA, Transit vouchers accepted what makes this a ‘boy’s hat’? The heated discussion went be passed on to her children. Smartmom draws the line. Did you see the boy himself on for many days, dozens of And I can appreciate that.” Louise Crawford is also the 718-624-1992 ext. 10 + www.bkcenter.org lose it? Or does the hat in ques- posts in all. 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OUR OPINION ALL DRAWN OUT Roger’s no MLK

OW DARE THEY? The other day, when Assemblyman Nick Perry (D-Flatbush) and es around King’s name so easily: When King transit workers’ union boss Roger Tous- Councilwoman Yvette Clarke (D-Flatbush) in asked tens of thousands of people to walk to Hsaint was sentenced to 10 days in jail for the neighboring seat, which is being vacated by work, he did it to fight centuries of racism and last year’s illegal strike, the usual rabble the retiring Rep Major Owens. decades of Jim Crow laws that denied black rousers were at the microphones offering their Clarke called Toussaint a “hero.” Green people basic civil rights. support. added that the illegal strike will make him a When Toussaint forced people walk to work The rabble rousers in public office, that is. “rock star” — and even linked Toussaint’s last year, he did so to force the state to pay his That many of the supporters of Toussaint’s leadership of the union to the historic civil workers more — a noble goal, perhaps, but illegal walkout are Brooklyn elected officials rights battles of Martin Luther King, Jr. certainly not worthy of the King legacy of civil should come as no surprise — after all, one of Have you no sense of decency, Assemblyman? disobedience. them, Assemblyman Roger Green (D-Fort At long last, have you no sense of decency? Perhaps it’s too much to ask these “leaders” to Greene), is a lawbreaker himself. Martin Luther King, Jr. was a titanic figure put things in perspective. But is it too much to ask But what should come as a shock is the high- of courage and leadership whose triumphant that people seeking higher office speak out for the flying language used to describe Toussaint by moment came, ironically, during the orches- hundreds of thousands of New York workers — four officials who are all seeking promotions to trated boycott of the bus system in Mont- the majority of them black and Latino — who Congress: Green and City Councilman Charles gomery, Alabama. were inconvenienced (or worse, lost a few days’ Barron (D-Canarsie) in Rep. Ed Towns’s district, Green should review history before he toss- pay) during Toussaint’s illegal walkout?

LETTERS Papers Cristian Fleming © The Brooklyn Why does Ratner get state’s $33M?

To the editor: es paid by new residents. (If Where are the plans for the These politicians need to What’s more, it puts the want to be represented by a Your recent summary of so, then every luxury housing new facilities needed — clean get real and leave Brooklyn arena across the street from white person, they will make my analysis of Forest City project would be an economic water going in, sewage coming alone. Find some under-devel- the home of the biggest boost- that known at the polls. Ratner’s economic projections gold mine.) out? Or for the gas and elec- oped acreage in New York er of the Nets coming to Mary-Powel Thomas, for the Atlantic Yards project And FCR lowballs the pub- tricity lines, the shops, roads, State that might welcome an Brooklyn, Borough President Carroll Gardens was too brief (“State gives lic costs, since the cost of traf- garages, and schools needed arena, cars, horns, gasoline ex- Markowitz. To the editor: Ratner $33M,” April 1). fic is ignored, and the devel- for thousands of human beings haust and trash. Lucy Koteen, Fort Greene Forest City Ratner’s claim oper assumes, for example, trying to live in an overcrosded Give it up, guys, quit dream- By any standard that I can that its project will generate that there would be no addi- area, surrounded by sports fans ing. Don’t destroy Brooklyn. define, racism is racism. If the Published weekly by Brooklyn Paper Publications Inc. tables were turned — if David at 55 Washington St, Ste 624, Brooklyn, NY 11201 $6 billion describes cumula- tional cost to police the arena. and car horns, day and night? Veronica Blake, Prospect Heights Heed MLK tive revenue over 30 years, FCR drastically overesti- Could Borough President Yassky were black and the pas- Phone (718) 834-9350 but the present value, if the mates the project’s potential Markowitz and other pols re- To the editor: To the editor, tors who barred him from Established 1978. Copyright 2006. • Ed Weintrob, President (ext 105) money were in hand, would fiscal benefits. My sources are ally believe that all people of The precedent has been set I am appalled that in this speaking were white — there actually be about $2 billion. hardly anti-project ideologues; common sense left Brooklyn by . According to day and age, people say pub- would be immediate comments PUBLISHER Celia Weintrob (ext 104) The developer’s use of a 30- they include the Independent when the Dodgers went west? the City Council, it is accept- licly that someone should be on the tone of that meeting. EDITOR Gersh Kuntzman (ext 119) year figure is like a home- Budget Office, the New York Brooklyn has become able to build sports arenas in disqualified from running for I have lived and voted in SENIOR EDITOR /PRODUCTION MANAGER owner claiming his $200,000 City Economic Development known as a borough of homes, public parks. We no longer office because of the color of this congressional district for Vince DiMiceli (ext 125) mortgage is worth $600,000 Corporation, and the Pratt In- but now some pols want to need to have large, continuous his skin (“Yassky meets 22 years and have voted for GO BROOKLYN/BROOKLYN BRIDE EDITOR Lisa J. Curtis — because the latter figure is stitute Center for Community turn us into a money-making parkland for our children to blacks, branded a carpetbag- Major Owens not because he (ext 131) the sum of the payments. and Environmental Develop- factory for developers. play in and for people to enjoy ger,” April 1). David Yassky is black or white, but because ART DIRECTOR Leah Mitch (ext 127) happens to be white, but did- he was the best choice. OFFICE MANAGER Charna Brown (ext 101) So $2 billion should be ment. Norman Oder, Park Slope a bit of countryside and clean n’t Martin Luther King Jr. That said, as a white woman FCR’s starting point. Worse, Editor’s note: We direct read- air in an urban setting. urge us to judge people by the I feel very under-represented in COMPOSITION OWNERSHIP: Copyright 2006 Brooklyn Paper Publications either figure enormously over- ers to our editorial in the same If that is the case, the obvi- content of their character, not Congress. Inc. All content prepared by our staff, including ARTWORK, DESIGN and states the revenue, because the issue, “Ratner’s rubberstam- Send a letter ous solution in Brooklyn is to COPY, remain the sole property of The Brooklyn Papers and may not be re- I haven’t heard enough produced without the Publisher’s written permission. developer assumes an eco- pers,” [April 1] which echoes By mail: Letters Editor, Brook- put the Nets arena in Prospect the color of their skin? from any candidate for the EDITORIAL CONTRIBUTIONS: The Brooklyn Papers assumes no responsibil- nomic boost from income tax- Oder’s argument. lyn Papers, 55 Washington St., Park. 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dherents of the Brooklyn music scene may Aremember Steve de Seve from his days spent playing bass in his band, which doled out doses of an amalgam of the disparate genres of afrobeat and Producer Steve De Seve (third from right classic rock. Fans of the band’s live show would like- in black), the show’s video artist Donald PRIDE ~ TRADITION SPIRIT ~ EXCELLENCE ly volunteer that De Seve and his band mates used O'Finn (far right), and friends at a week- to get into their gigs, so much so that they would lit- erally get into costumes. “The band just kept com- ly Monday night viewing of Brooklyn vs. ing for rehearsal every week, and I’d just dress them Bush on BCAT at Freddy’s Backroom. up in costumes and shoot them,” says de Seve. The raw mix of artists, video seems a foregone conclusion that de employed to determine if the hus- equipment and what seems like a Seve is an avid consumer of the band’s purported infidelities are general disdain for conformity gave news. He says he often watches the actually occurring. The operator rise to what eventually became PBS news magazine NOW, and is a even goes so far as to throw in an Brooklyn vs. Bush, a sketch comedy semi-regular listener of Amy upsell towards the end of the pitch. TV show shown on Brooklyn Goodman, host of the leftist news The show’s political content can Community Access Television radio program Democracy Now! “I be traced all the way back to de (BCAT) that delights in disdaining turn a lot of her stuff into sketches,” Seve’s formative years spent growing the political powers that be. explains de Seve. He adds, “One up in a family of social activists. The De Seve explains the show’s gene- thing that I don’t ever leave myself fact that his grandmother’s house sis quite simply: “I couldn’t manage time for is writing, ever. Pretty much was seized through eminent domain a 20-piece band and do the televi- what you see on the air for a sketch practices has imbued Brooklyn vs. sion show at the same time. We is the amount of time I spent writ- Bush with a particularly personal started doing a couple goofy sketch- ing it.” purpose for de Seve. Even Freddy’s, es and, of course, things turned to It’s interesting to note that de Seve the bar where de Seve and his politics.” is a veteran of more mainstream tel- friends congregate to watch the Fair enough. evision production work, mostly show air, lies in the footprint of De Seve’s lack of interest in time because Brooklyn vs. Bush seems to Forest City Ratner’s Nets stadium management has blessed the bor- be a conscious rejection of that sort plans. ough with one of the funniest polit- of methodology. “We don’t have any De Seve hopes that even the polit- ical satire shows about Brooklyn executive producers,” explains de ically disinclined will get something since…well, ever. Seve. “In corporate television you out of the show. “If a person sees it Watch one of the shows and you’ll have so many layers of executives and it causes some cognitive disso- find Bush or some local Brooklyn and clients. You’re working in an nance, they might become more figure who has the misfortune of environment where there’s no dis- open to new ideas.” One of the having earned the derision of de tinction between the Clorox ad and show’s major coups is that it man- Seve et al placed firmly in the the television show. We’re using the ages to dodge the self-importance comedic crosshairs. “We say it’s an media in a way that doesn’t have a often found with social activism— anti-Bush comedy show, Brooklyn commercial overtone.” which anyone with a sense of humor style,” says de Seve. “It’s kind of To be sure, there’s nothing to get recognizes as comedy’s death knell. unusual to do a local show about the in the way of de Seve and his “I don’t find it useful to have pride SCHOLARSHIP ENTRANCE EXAMINATION DATES: president, but he’s messing us up cohorts’ various messages (other or an ego,” says de Seve. “I don’t right here.” than the lack of a sense of humor on have time, I have to do a show every Saturday, April 22nd, 2006 ~ 11:00am~2:00pm To hear de Seve tell it, the inspira- the part of the viewer). A recently week.” tion for much of the show’s content aired sketch revolved around a Saturday, June 10th, 2006 ~ 11:00am~2:00pm is drawn from thin air. “You look woman’s attempt to determine if her –––––––––––––––––––––––– around the room or you flip on the husband was cheating on her. Using Brooklyn vs. Bush can be seen news and see what’s going on,” he the phrase “I hate Bush” during a weekly in Brooklyn on BCAT on Adelphi Academy, 8515 Ridge Boulevard, Brooklyn, New York 11209 says. Once a statue of Jesus (sans phone conversation warrants a Mondays at 11:30pm on Time head) somehow ended up in de phone tap by an operator at the Warner Cable channel 56 and For more information please contact the Office of Academy Admissions Seve’s apartment, and thus became National Security Agency. In the the inspiration for a sketch. But conversation that follows, the NSA Cablevision channel 69 and judging from the political nature of agent offers the woman a myriad of streaming live online at 718.238.3308 ext. 310 • www.adelphiacademy.org many of the show’s sketches, it surveillance techniques that can be www.bcat.tv/bcat. –––––––––– FIND THE COMPLETE BCAT PROGRAMMING GUIDE IN THIS WEEK’S ISSUE –––––––––– 14 AWP THE BROOKLYN PAPERS April 15, 2006 Revere plant moves closer DENTISTS Epilepsy diet for kids to condos We’ve Moved! New York Methodist Hospital New York Methodist Hospital is the only hospital in Brooklyn HOLISTIC PARK SLOPE FAMILY to offer the ketogenic diet, a specialized treatment to help reduce seizures in children who do not respond to medication alone. “The ketogenic diet was created in the 1920s but with the devel- CHINESE THERAPY DREAM INTERPRETATION opment of anticonvulsant medications, it was gradually forgotten,” Headaches? Low Energy? 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But for neighbors, it left a bit- RD, to ensure that the child’s family is properly trained for success- ter aftertaste. ful maintenance. Items such as condiments and even toothpaste can “Providing Products and Services “We’ll fight residential conversion there,” said Earl Ray, direc- alter the diet’s results. That Promote Emotional Health” tor of Red Hook Rise, a community organization. “Entertain- Now in Park Slope! “The diet is extremely precise,” said Giammarino. “For an infant, ment, recreation, retail or manufacturing could all be good, but each day the parent needs to combine a specific amount of carbohy- • Adult Counseling for Substance Abuse, Depression, residential is never going to bring jobs.” drate-free baby formula, carbohydrate powder and oil,” she said. As Relationships, Grief and Loss Only one member of the panel voted against the exemption, cit- the child grows, the diet must be continually adjusted to ensure that • Adolescent Counseling for Substance Use, ing the importance of the Erie Basin Barge Port, which services tug- the child is receiving adequate nutrition. “Every month, we meet Family Interaction, Educational Issues boats, shipping vessels and water taxis adjacent to the Revere site. with the parents and child to recalculate the formula based on fac- • Advanced Recovery Support Groups tors such as weight and blood levels,” said Giammarino. “The barge port is crucial to maintaining the city’s infrastruc- • DMV Drinking Driver Program Evaluations Although the diet is challenging for both the child and parent, the ture,” said Adam Freedman. “Residential shouldn’t even be on outcome can be very rewarding. “Within days of being on the diet, • Department of Transportation DOT SAP the table for the site.” the child may have a dramatic drop in seizure rates and after two or Back-To-work Evaluations But mayoral spokesman Ben Branham said that despite last three years, the seizures stop and the diet is no longer necessary,” • Sliding Scale Rates •Insurance Reimbursable week’s exemption, Sitt’s plans must still undergo a lengthy pub- lic approval process before he can realize his dream of turning said Ms. Giammarino. (718) 436-3734 • (516) 521-3405 “It is so exciting to see a child doing well after having tried nu- the iconic waterfront refinery into a mixed-use development with FINEST DENTAL CARE merous ineffective treatments,” she said. Dr. Schubert agrees. “The coming soon apartments, stores and a fish restaurant. Superior Services for Adults & Children diet has worked extremely well, patients report feeling more alert Park Slope Office • [email protected] • www.emoshuns.com “We’re optimistic that … the Barge Port will be able to stay in and have significantly fewer or no seizures.” operation,” Branham said. 10 Plaza St. East, Suite 1F For more information on the ketogenic diet, call New York Sitt — a Brooklyn native who made his first fortune through Evening (bet. Flatbush & Vanderbilt Aves) Most Methodist Hospital’s division of pediatric neurology at (718) 780- the plus-size clothing chain Ashley Stewart — bought the rusting and weekend Insurance appointments accepted 5267. 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A trio of thugs beat and eral items on her window sill n’t get a good look at the rob- Street, around 8 am on March * Skin Disorders *Hill’s Prescription Diets plice after pulling into a The thugs left the workers tied robbed a man walking on had been rearranged. ber himself. She watched in 23, while a worker was clean- Flatbush Avenue gas sta- up and fled on Albee Square, Bond Street near Schermer- Closer inspection revealed horror as the thief dashed * Dental Care *Surgery ing the watering hole in prepa- tion, near Fifth Avenue, toward Fulton Mall, police horn on April 4, police said. the iPod and charger were gone. down the street with her ration for opening. The visitor * House Calls * Allergy Disorders early in the morning on said. The thieves snuck up be- Invitation goods, jump into a Ford van April 8, police said. A third worker at the shop described himself as a “Health hind the 43-year-old man with California plates, and Department employee here to Thieves had easy access to A taxi driver had left the saw the robbers bolt and around 10 pm, and one said, speed away. rushed inside to find her co- check the grease traps and fil- “That’s a nice chain.” The a host of high-tech hardware 239 Dekalb Ave. cab’s engine running and ters,” and disappeared into the when a young woman left her DVR stolen turned away for a few mo- workers tied up. thugs then grabbed his gold A robber broke into a satel- (Vanderbilt Ave. & Clermont St.) Police are now searching basement. chain from around his neck, hatchback open while unload- ments when the nautically at- But the stranger’s charade ing items before dawn in lite-television van and (718) 623-3999 tired man ask him for direc- for two black men, one 5-foot- and pummeled his face and raised suspicions with the bar Boerum Hill. snagged a $600 piece of tions. That’s when a second 9, 180 pounds and wearing a forehead, leaving his cheeks www.sixthaveanimalclinic.com worker, who thought he rec- The 27-year-old woman equipment while the driver stranger jumped into the dri- blue snorkel jacket. The sec- swollen and bruised. ognized the pseudo-inspector parked the car, a friend’s vehi- was on an April 3 service call, ver’s seat of the cab and ond man was 5-foot-5 and Police are searching for cle, in front of her Union Street police said. floored it on Flatbush Avenue, wearing a black jacket. from another, private-sector three black men; two were 6- job. home, west of the Brooklyn- The 45-year-old driver heading for the bridge. Bar burglarized foot-1 and dressed in black parked the 2004 Ford van on Police are tracking the By the time the cleaning Queens Expressway and near It’s a small world, after all. jackets. Livingston Street, near thieves through the plate num- man checked downstairs, a Columbia Street, at 3:50 am on Loose Even a disguise can’t mask snatched Boerum Place, around 9 am. ber on the yellow Ford Crown padlock on the office door had April 4, police said. the connections sometimes. been clipped and the strange An unlatched window al- She popped the back, start- When he returned from a Vic, but they don’t have a de- service call an hour later, a A would-be thief posed as a visitor had disappeared. Luck- lowed a thief to snatch an ed to ferry items to her up- scription of the second sus- thief had jimmied the passen- Dentures? city health inspector to raid a ily, nothing of value had dis- iPod and charger from a sec- stairs apartment, and left the pect. ger door open and taken a unit Smith Street bar late last ond-floor Smith Street apart- hatch open. Teen attacked appeared with him, bar work- that can link a TV to digital GO AHEAD.... month, but he left empty ers told police when they ment, police said. On one her ventures up- video recordings. A group of teens brutally handed — and possibly iden- finally reported the crime on The 36-year-old victim stairs, a thief moved in and Eat what you want! attacked a 13-year-old boy on tified, according to police. April 9. plugged the digital music de- loaded up on a high-end lap- F train robbery West Ninth Street at dusk on A thief who claimed to see a Visit Dr. Tony Farha in the morning, April 4, scoring $20, police stain on a man’s jacket offered have the “Mini-Implant System” said. to help clean it off — but end- placed in less than two hours, The thugs surrounded the ed up cleaning out $1,800 from then go out and enjoy your youngster as he walked be- his victim’s pockets on April 3, favorite lunch. No more messy adhesive or pastes. tween Hicks and Columbia police said. streets, around 6:30 pm. They The trickster approached As recently demonstrated by Dr. Tony snatched two $10 bills from Turf for the 74-year-old man inside the on ABC & Fox News the youngster’s right jacket F-train station at Fourth Av- pocket, and then started pum- The Brooklyn Papers enue and Ninth Street, around meling his face with their 12:40 pm. Police think he fol- fists, leaving his left eye Brooklyn Heights resi- lowed the man from a nearby • This advanced system is FDA-Approved. bruised, his lip swollen and dents and veterans groups bank, where the victim cashed • It is a one-step, non-surgical procedure. his nose bloodied. are saying thanks, but no several checks. • No sutures, nor the typical months of healing. Police managed to arrest thanks, to a city plan to “You have something on • No pain or discomfort. one of the teen terrors after cover over the badly worn your jacket,” the thief said as they scattered from the scene. lawn at Cadman Plaza he neared the victim. The eld- • Affordable (Payment Plans available and Insurance coverage) The 16-year-old Brooklyn girl Park with artificial turf. erly man accepted the strang- faces felony robbery charges Five days after Parks De- er’s offer of help to clean off Dr. Tony is recognized for her role in the heist. partment workers sealed off the “stain.” But moments lat- as a Professor of the Mini Dental Implant. Workers bound the heavily used dust bowl for er, the victim realized his money was no longer in his They must have had to go renovation, activists stormed *ONLY $495 Call today for your FREE Consultation really bad. the site in protest on Sunday. pants pocket. 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Papers The Brooklyn When the employees said no, “You wouldn’t put that rub- Just a few days after the Parks Department put up this fence around the War Memorial Come check out our beautiful new office across the thug pulled a black gun ber grass in Arlington Ceme- green in Cadman Plaza Park, veterans and park advocates rallied to oppose a city plan to from the Cobble Hill Theater. and pointed it at her head. tery.” install artificial turf on what has become a dust bowl. The second thug then pro- Like many others, Scotto Always committed to providing the best personal service duced a silver pistol and the wore a button reading, “Plas- you deserve and market knoweldge you expect. tic Grass in NYC Parks — ing field] without resorting to able,” Benepe said. Logan said. “It ends up being Fuggedaboudit.” permanent fencing and per- But Timothy Logan of the more expensive than grass.” The Parks Department says sistent enforcement meas- Sierra Club slammed Ben- Members of the Cadman BROWNSTONE SYNAGOGUE artificial turf is more durable ures,” Parks Commissioner epe’s argument to the turf like Park Community Council SERVICES and cheaper to maintain than Adrian Benepe wrote to the a linebacker getting a sack. said they have already raised Real Estate LLC LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER grass. Sierra Club, which objected to “Artificial turf is like car- “five figures” for maintaining 268 COURT STREET PARK SLOPE “[It] is impossible to main- the fake flora. peting — and just like in your a grass field and are trying to JEWISH CENTER tain natural grass [on a play- “Neither option is desir- house, carpeting wears out,” set up a conservancy, a la brownstonelistings.com (718) 855-4111 8th Avenue at 14th St. Prospect Park or that other Fri. nights 6:30 pm park in the middle of Manhat- Sat. mornings 10 am tan. Adult Ed e Hebrew School ADVERTISER FOCUS “Everyone we talk to wants Rabbi Carie Carter Park Slope’s Egalitarian, grass,” said Katherine Pon- Conservative Synagogue gracz, a member of the coun-

768-1453 W29-31 cil. — Gersh Kuntzman Congregation Madd Fun for Mount Sinai LEGAL NOTICES 250 Cadman Plaza W. Conservative/Egalitarian NOTICE OF SALE. SUPREME COURT - COUNTY our child’s birth is Brooklyn, New York; our child’s Agreement. SEVENTH: The purpose for which the property of Priest Basadar Qadar-shar©, a com- OF KINGS. Mortgage Electronic Registration present name is SIMON FTIHA. Limited Liability Company is organized is to mon law citizen of New York (Republic). A House for Prayer / A Home for People Systems, Inc. as nominee for Fairmont Funding, BP15 engage in any lawful act or activity within the pur- BP12-15 718-875-9124 LTD., its successors and/or assigns. Plaintiff, Notice is hereby given that an Order entereed by poses for which Limited Liability Companies may be organized pursuant to New York State Law. NOTICE OF SALE. SUPREME COURT - COUNTY Friday Eve Services 6:30pm AGAINST Sofei Diaz, a/k/a S. Diaz, et. al. the Civil Court, Kings County on the 4th day of parties & play Defendant(s). Pursuant to a judgment of foreclo- EIGHTH: The existence of the Limited Liability OF KINGS. BANKERS TRUST COMPANY OF Saturday Morning 10:00am April, 2006, bearing the Index Number Company shall begin upon filing of the Articles of Rabbi Joseph Potasnik sure and sale duly dated 2/2/2006. I, the under- N500222/2006, a copy of which may be examined CALIFORNIA, Plaintiff against JOHN SYKES, et al. Organization with the office of the Secretary of A29-41 signed Referee will sell at public auction at the on at the Office of the Clerk, located at CIVIL Defendant(s). Pursuant to a judgment of foreclo- State of the State of New York. Signed on May 20, Does your son want to ride bumper cars and play 5/18/2006 at 3:00 PM premises known as 2306 COURT, KINGS COUNTY, 141 Livingston Street, sure and sale duly granted 2/6/2006, I, the under- 2005. /s/ Wai Yam Wong. Wai Yam Wong, Lazer Tag for his birthday? Quentin Road, Brooklyn, New York 11229. All that Brooklyn, New York 11201, in room 007, grants signed Referee will sell at public auction at 360 certain plot piece or parcel of land, with the build- Organizer. 1184 60th Street, Brooklyn, NY 11219. me rights to: Assume the name of: Emmanuel Adams St., Brooklyn, NY 11201 in Room 261 on Union Is your daughter into rock climbing and mini-bowl- ings and improvements thereon erected, situate, BP14-19 Browne. My present name is: Joey Emmanuel lying and being in the New York City, Borough of 4/20/2006 at 3:00PM premises known as 398 ing? Browne. My present address is: 234 Sands Street, ARTICLE OF ORGANIZATION OF 762-59th Hancock St., Brooklyn, NY. ALL that certain plot, Temple Brooklyn, County of Kings and State of New York, Brooklyn, New York 11201. My place of birth is: Do your toddlers love to play in a ball pit and on Section, Block and Lot: -6806-2 Approximate STREET REALTY LLC. Under and Pursuant to piece or parcel of land, with the buildings and Anchorage, Alaska. My date of birth is: August Section 203 of the Limited Liability Company Law Park Slope’s Friendliest Reform amount of lien $424,937.77 plus interest and improvements thereon erected, situate, lying and amusement rides, while the older sibs are doing their 15, 1977. of the State of New York. FIRST: The name of the costs Premises will be sold subject to provisions Congregation BP15 Limited Liability Company 762-59th STREET LLC. being in the Borough of Brooklyn, County of thing? of filed Judgment Index #9734/05. Robert SECOND: The County within this state in which Kings, City and State of New York. Block 1841 Lot SHABBAT SERVICES: Sgarlato, Esq., Referee. Steven J. Baum, P.C., ARTICLES OF ORGANIZATION OF 78 BAY 22 Or maybe your kids are more interested in learning the office of the Limited Liability Company is to 17 Approximate amount of lien $474,207.25 plus First Friday monthly Attorney for Plaintiff, P.O. Box 1291, Buffalo, NY LLC. Under Section 203 of the Limited Liability on computers, or arts and crafts? be located is: KINGS. THIRD: The Secretary of interest and costs. Premises will be sold subject to followed by Potluck Dinner 6:30 p.m. 14240-1291. Dated: 4/6/2006. Company Law. FIRST: The name of the Limited All this and more awaits you at Madd Fun, a BP15-18 Liability Company is: 78 BAY 22 LLC. SECOND: State is designated as the agent of the Limited provisions of filed judgment, Index #:18543/01. Liability Company upon whom process against All other Friday evenings 8:15 p.m. Notice is hereby given that an Order entered by The county within this state in which the office of MARK ANTHONY LONGO, Esq., Referee. 41,000-square-foot, air conditioned fun and games fa- the Limited Liability Company may be served, and Saturday mornings 10:30 a.m. the Civil Court, Kings County on the 7th day of the Limited Liability Company is to be located is: Sheldon May & Associates, Attorneys at Law, 255 the address to which the Secretary of State shall cility, owned and operated by a local family. From April, 2006, bearing the Index Number Kings County. THIRD: The Secretary of State is Merrick Road, Rockville Centre, New York 11570. mail a copy of any process against the Limited 17 Eastern Parkway N500252/2006, a copy of which may be examined designated as agent of the Limited Liability Park Slope, it is a 20-minute drive along the Belt and Liability Company served upon him is c/o The Dated: 3/7/2006. Our File#: 15822 jvl. at Grand Army Plaza at the Office of the Clerk, located at CIVIL Company upon whom process against it may be Limited Liability Company, 1184 60th Street, IN BP12-15 Jackie Robinson parkways to this East New York COURT, KINGS COUNTY, 141 Livingston Street, served. The address within this state to which the WITNESS WHEREOF I hereunto sign my name Brooklyn, New York 11201, in room 007, grants Secretary of State shall mail a copy of any process New York State, Department of State, Division of 638-7600 amusement center. Madd Fun is also accessible by and affirm that the statements perjury this 19th me rights to: Assume the name of: Maria Rossillo. against the Limited Liability Company served Corporations, State Records And Uniform Rabbi Dr. Linda Henry Goodman day of November, 2002. S/BENNY C. FONG. public transportation on the L train (E. 105th Street My present name is: Marie Rossillo a/k/a Maria upon him is: The LLC, 1184 60th Street, Brooklyn, A43 Benny C. Fong. Organizer. Commercial Code, 41 State Street, Albany, NY station) or B20, B60, B6 and B82 buses. Rossillo. My present address is: 1756 - 58th New York 11219. FOURTH: The Members and 12231. www.dos.state.ny.us. ARTICLES OF Manages shall not be liable to the Limited Liability BP14-19 Street, Brooklyn, New York 11204. My place of ORGANIZATION OF 713 43rd Street, LLC. Under Birthday parties are a breeze at Madd Fun. After an Company or any Member or Manager for any lia- Congregation birth is: Brooklyn, New York. My date of birth is: ARTICLE OF ORGANIZATION OF GREAT 8 REAL- Section 203 of the Limited Liability Company Law. hour of romping with friends on rides and interactive September 5, 1968. bility, loss, damage, cost or expense which may TY LLC. Under and Pursuant to Section 203 of the BP15 FIRST: The name of the limited liability company Kol Israel arise out of or in connection with any act or con- Limited Liability Company Law of the State of entertainment, your party guests will enjoy a great meal is: 713 43rd Street, LLC. SECOND: The county Located in Prospect Heights Notice is hereby given that an Order entered by duct on the part of the Members or Managers New York. FIRST: The name of the Limited Liability since 1924 (choose from hot dogs, Chinese, Caribbean or pizza), the Civil Court, Kings County on the 7th day of without fraud or willful misconduct, including, but Company GREAT 8 REALTY LLC. SECOND: The within this state in which the office of the limited 603 St. Johns Place April, 2006, bearing the Index Number not limited to, the failure to obtain and/or main- County within this state in which the office of the liability company is to be located is: Kings. THIRD: cake, balloons and party bags in one of eight private tain any insurance policy or the insufficiency of bet. Classon & Franklin N500250/2006, a copy of which may be examined Limited Liability Company is to be located is: The Secretary of State is designated as agent of party rooms. Then they can use their tokens on electron- at the Office of the Clerk, located at CIVIL any coverage thereunder, or the failure to insure KINGS. THIRD: The Secretary of State is desig- the limited liability company upon whom process 638-6583 against any particular risk, any unforeseen losses ic games and win prizes with the tickets they earn. COURT, KINGS COUNTY, 141 Livingston Street, nated as the agent of the Limited Liability against it may be served. The address within or Rabbi Elkanah Schwartz caused by strikes, labor troubles, riots, fires, Brooklyn, New York 11201, in room 007, grants Company upon whom process against the without this state to which the Secretary of State Fri. at Sunset • Sat. 10:30am Rides at Madd Fun include a carousel, bumper cars, me rights to: Assume the name of: Emilia power outages, tornadoes, floods, acts of a pub- Limited Liability Company may be served, and the W34/37/52 shall mail a copy of any process against the limit- Dumbo plane ride, mini train and mini roller coaster. Christina Pascal. My present name is: Emilia lic enemy, insurrections, acts of God, breakdown address to which the Secretary of State shall mail Christina Maynard a/k/a Emilia Christina Maynard- or failure of plant or machinery, the failure to per- a copy of any process against the Limited Liability ed liability company served upon him or her is: For interactive entertainment, choose from the Laz- Pascal. My present address is: 512 Eastern form its obligations hereunder due to restrictions Company served upon him is c/o The Limited Ray Chen. 4205 8th Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11232. er Tag arena, mini bowling, arcade with video games, Parkway, Brooklyn, New York 11225. My date of or prohibitions imposed by law, rule, regulation or Liability Company: 1184-60th Street, Brooklyn, BP12-17 Happy Passover! birth is: July 2, 1976. My place of birth is: demand of any governmental agency, or from any New York 11219. IN WITNESS WHEREOF I here- ball pit with tunnels and tube slides, electronic prize other cause beyond the control of the Members unto sign my name and affirm that the statements NOTICE OF SALE. SUPREME COURT: KINGS Presented by Brooklyn, New York. BP15 winning games and a rock-climbing wall. or Managers. FIFTH: The Limited Liability perjury this 5th day of September, 2003. COUNTY. Deutsche Bank National Trust B’nai Avraham Educational activities range from computer learning Notice is hereby given that an Order entered by Company shall defend, indemnify and hold harm- S/BENNY C. FONG, Benny C. Fong, Organizer. Company, et al, Plaintiff(s) vs. Barry Davis, et al, the Civil Court, Kings County on the 29th day of less all Members, Managers, and former BP14-19 Defendant(s). Attorney (s) for Plaintiff (s): ROSIC- of Brooklyn Heights forums to arts and crafts. July, 2005, bearing the Index Number Members and Managers of the Limited Liability KI, ROSICKI & ASSOCIATES, P.C., 2 Summit Company against expenses (including attorney’s F060227000991. New York State, Department of 117 Remsen St. • 596-4840 While all children must be accompanied by adults N500737/2005, a copy of which may be examined Court, Suite 301, Fishkill NY 12524 (845) 897- fees, judgments, fines, and amounts pain in set- State, Division of Corporations, State Records at the Office of the Clerk, located at CIVIL 1600. Pursuant to judgment of foreclosure and Rabbi Aaron Raskin (just as adults must accompany kids), Madd Fun has COURT, KINGS COUNTY, 141 Livingston Street, tlement) incurred in connection with any claims, And Uniform Commercial Code, 41 State Street, sale entered herein on or about November 2, plenty of on-site security; additional adults can enjoy a Brooklyn, New York 11201, in room 007, grants causes of action, demands, damages, liabilities of Albany, NY 12231. www.dos.state.ny.us. ARTI- me rights to: Assume the name of: Michael Greg the Limited Liability Company, and any pending CLES OF ORGANIZATION OF LMTD, LLC. Under 2005, I will sell at Public Auction to the highest Candle shopping trip to the nearby Gateway Estates retail shop- Perkins. My present name is: Michael Greg or threatened action, suit, or proceeding. Such Section 203 of the Limited Liability Company Law. bidder at Room 261 at 360 Adams Street, ping center, with Target, Home Depot, BJ’s Old Navy, Jankok a/k/a Michael Greg Perkins. My present indemnification shall be made to the fullest extent FIRST: The name of the limited liability company Brooklyn, New York 11201. On May 11, 2006 at Lighting f address is: 609 East 55th Street, Brooklyn, New permitted by the laws of the State of New York, is: LMTD, LLC. SECOND: The company within this 3:00 PM Premises known as 478 Junius Street, Circuit City, Bed, Bath & Beyond, Marshall’s and Sta- state in which the office of the limited liability York 11203. My place of birth is: Brooklyn, New provided that such acts or omissions which gave Brooklyn, New York 11212, ALL that certain plot, rise to the cause of action or proceedings company is to be located is: Kings County, New ples. Your whole crew can enjoy dinner at Red Lobster, York. My date of birth is: June 14, 1967. BP15 piece or parcel of land, with the buildings and occurred while the Member or Manger was in York. THIRD: The Secretary of State is designated improvements thereon erected, situate, lying and Passover Shabbos Olive Garden, or Boulder Creek after a full day of Notice is hereby given that an Order entered by performance of his or her duties for the Limited as agent of the limited liability company upon Fri., April 14, before 7:16pm Madd Fun play. the Civil Court, Kings County on the 23rd day of Liability Company and was not as a result of his or whom process against it may be served. The being in the Borough and County of Kings, City Madd Fun is located at 303 Stanley Ave. at Hinsdale March, 2006, bearing the Index Number her fraud, gross negligence, willful misconduct or address writing or without this state to which the and State of New York. Block: 3814 Lot: 138 As Passover Yom Tov N500232/2006, a copy of which may be examined a wrongful taking. The indemnification provided Secretary of State mail a copy of any process more particularly described in the judgment of Avenue. Hours of operation are Monday through Thurs- at the Office of the Clerk, located at CIVIL herein shall inure to the benefit of successors, against the limited liability company served upon foreclosure and sale. Sold subject to all of the him or her is: Justine Luongo, Esq., 349 Van Brunt Tues., April 18, before 7:20pm COURT, KINGS COUNTY, 141 Livingston Street, assigns, heirs, executors, and the administrators terms and conditions contained in said judgment day, noon to 9 pm; Fridays, noon to 10 pm; Saturdays Street, Brooklyn, NY 11231. Leisah Swenson, Brooklyn, New York 11201, in room 007, grants us of any such person. SIXTH: The Limited Liability and terms of sale. Approximate amount of judg- and Sundays, from 11 am to 10 pm. To book your party, the right, to have our child assume the name of, Company is to have perpetual existence from the Name of Organizer. Shmini BP12-17 ment $248,573.18 plus interest and costs. INDEX SIMON FEIN. Our present address is 2232 effective date hereof until terminated upon the Fri., April 21, before 7:23pm or for more information, call (718) 498-9002. NO. 3437/2005. Leon Beerman, Esq., REFEREE. UFN Homecrest Avenue, Brooklyn, New York; the date occurrence of any one of several events as set Common-law copyrights, “KEVIN GEORGE©” of our child’s birth is April 1, 1988; the place of forth in the Limited Liability Company’s Operating and “BASADAR QADAR-SHAR©” now personal BH14-17 April 15, 2006 THE BROOKLYN PAPERS • WWW.BROOKLYNPAPERS.COM • (718) 834-9350 PSZ 15

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SERVICES Lesbians on White House ‘roll’ 6i}iÌ>LiÊ>˜` 7iÊ*Àˆ˜ÌÊ-ÌÕvv -œÞʘŽÃ PARK SLOPE JEWISH CENTER By Gersh Kuntzman i“ˆV>‡ÀiiÊ *Àœ`ÕV̈œ˜ 8th Avenue at 14th St. The Brooklyn Papers Fri. nights 6:30 pm They’re here, they’re FREE MANICURE Sat. mornings 10 am (after 10 manicures) Adult Ed e Hebrew School queer and they’re going to Rabbi Carie Carter the Easter Egg Roll at the • Manicure • Pedicure • Complete Nail Care Park Slope’s Egalitarian, #SPDIVSFT Conservative Synagogue White House — thanks to SPMMJOH!QSFTT a Brooklyn couple. • Professional Eyebrow Shaping >˜Êi˜ÛˆÀœ˜“i˜Ì>Þ‡vÀˆi˜`Þ 768-1453 1PTUDBSET W29-31 Park Slopers Colleen Gille- • Waxing • Massage • Relaxing Environment LœṎµÕiÊ«Àˆ˜ÌÊ œÕÃi spie and Alisa Surkis will lead $BUBMPHT Congregation the estimated 200 gay and les- .BHB[JOFT Mount Sinai bian families that plan on at- 400 - 5th Avenue (7th St.) 5 250 Cadman Plaza W. tending Monday’s traditional ' .BSLFUJOH Conservative/Egalitarian holiday event at the presi- Park Slopers Colleen Gillespie (left) and Alisa Surkis hold Clinton $PMMBUFSBM (718) 369-3103 XXXSPMMJOHQSFTTDPN A House for Prayer / A Home for People dent’s house. their daughter Ella. All three will attend Monday’s Easter Open 7 days • 10am - 8pm <%FOUPO1MBDF1BSL4MPQF#SPPLMZO> &UD 718-875-9124 Gillespie and Surkis took egg roll at the White House. Nail Friday Eve Services 6:30pm their 3-year-old daughter, Ella, Saturday Morning 10:00am Rabbi Joseph Potasnik to the egg roll last year, but it A29-41 was rained out. So this year, they decided to organize dozens of other gay and les- Union bian families to show up en The Haunted House, The Stolen Gold, Temple masse. and Gulliver of New York Park Slope’s Friendliest Reform “We want our daughter to have fun, of course, but also Congregation by local author Laura Lonshein Ludwig, playwright, actress, want to have our families be poet, director & producer of a long-running top-rated TV show. SHABBAT SERVICES: visible at a great American First Friday monthly event,” Surkis said. followed by Potluck Dinner 6:30 p.m. Performed on NYC Dept. of Ed radio station 91.5 FM on Everything Goes, All other Friday evenings 8:15 p.m. Critics said the gay families are just trying to politicize a Monday, April 3, excerpts from her latest book. Saturday mornings 10:30 a.m. kid’s event that dates back to 17 Eastern Parkway the late 1800s. Thursday, May 18, 7:30 pm, Laura will perform at the Spoken Words Cafe, at Grand Army Plaza “It’s facetious … to say 226 Fourth Avenue, Brooklyn Poets & musicians welcome, 638-7600 they’re not making a political open mike follows, $6 total. Robert Dunn, host. Rabbi Dr. Linda Henry Goodman statement,” Mark D. Tooley, A43 the director of the United Methodist committee at the Robo Sapiens Congregation Institute on Religion and Robo Sapiens is a full-length book of comic screenplays & poetry. Kol Israel Democracy, told the New Located in Prospect Heights York Times. • “Laura Lonshein Ludwig’s love for the Earth and reverence for what is fair shine through her work. She pulls since 1924 But Surkis called that argu- you into her rare prism of reality, which reflects back on your own, bringing on the inevitable AH-HAHH- 603 St. Johns Place HHM” – Al Lewis, Actor, Green Party Candidate for Governor of New York bet. Classon & Franklin ment “backwards.” “We’re not the ones who • “I think of Laura Ludwig affectionately and respectfully as the first new poetry superstar of the Millennium.” 638-6583 – Joe Franklin, Broadcaster, WOR-AM, WBBR-FM Rabbi Elkanah Schwartz made our families political,” Fri. at Sunset • Sat. 10:30am she said. • “Laura Lonshein Ludwig’s narrative poetry takes her driven characters on a frenetic ride through a science W34/37/52 “Our families have been at- fiction landscape that resonates with the world around us., leaving us seeing the familiar for the first time” tacked for political gain — – Frederick GeoBold,Producer/Host, The Light Show, WBAI-FM and the way they do it is by • “I read Laura Lonshein Ludwig’s poetry, screenplays and short stories. She is incredible, and so good that I Happy Passover! dehumanizing us. So the only collaborated with her on a screenplay that I am producing with Joe Franklin, The Desk. Laura has a great Presented by imagination, terrific wit. Laura Ludwig is my definition of Mel Brooks, she is genius.” – Richard Ornstein, way to fight back is to show Producer, Screenwriter B’nai Avraham who we are: real families with • “Laura Lonshein Ludwig’s poems are excursions into complex thought and even more complex feelings. of Brooklyn Heights real children.” They are incantatory, dreamlike, and multidimensional mediations which, in their passionate intellectuality 117 Remsen St. • 596-4840 Surkis said the gay and les- and articulate humanity, come to grips with the frightening aspects of how we live now.” – Dr. Joseph S. Rabbi Aaron Raskin bian families would be very Salemei, Poet, Translator Scholar: Dep’t of Humanities, New York University and Department of Classics at visible, thanks to rainbow-col- both Brooklyn College and Hunter College, City University of New York Candle ored silk leis. She doesn’t think the accessory will stand Lightingf in the way of her, Gillespie Sounds Like a Plot and Ella’s entrance. Characters from Laura Lonshein Ludwig’s first book, Robo Sapiens, to her new book Sounds “I not aware of any White Like a Plot – another classic by the recipient of four Poets and Writers grants from the New York Passover Shabbos House policy against wearing Sate Council of the Arts and author of five screenplays. Sounds Like a Plot was reviewed by the Fri., April 14, before 7:16pm a lei to the egg roll,” she said. legendary comic Professor Irwin Corey. Ms. Ludwig is listed in Who’s Who of American Women Passover Yom Tov Of course, it’s not the first 2002-2003. This is a book of satire about city life. Tues., April 18, before 7:20pm time that the Easter Egg Roll has had a political subtext. In Reflections for the Renaissance Shmini 1953, Mamie Eisenhower was To order, call Xlibris Corp: 1-888-7-XLIBRIS • www.xlibris.com • email: [email protected] Fri., April 21, before 7:23pm apparently so appalled that $18.69 on the Xlibris website. Price vary due to retail and website costs. 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By Lilo H. Stainton Hi-tech heist 82nd Street near 10th Avenue, around 8 pm Purse snatched 68 PRECINCT The Brooklyn Papers Computer equipment worth more than on April 2. But only 12 hours later, the car A woman became the victim of a purse- $6,500 disappeared from a health care facili- was gone. snatcher after dark on April 10, police said. 68th Precinct ty on Seventh Avenue, police said. The thug crept up behind the woman as An employee at the Metropolitan Jewish 62nd Precinct she walked along Kings Highway, near Talk about salt in the wound: a mug- Health System said the company received a West Fourth Street, just after 10 pm. He ger mocked his elderly victim after half-dozen high-end laptops on March 23. iPod saved grabbed the bag from her right hand and The computers were stashed in a locked An 18-year-old boy took a beating, but dashed down the block to a white Jeep, robbing her just steps from her home room, but at least 10 people had access to on Fourth Avenue and 82nd Street. held on to his iPod, when he was attacked parked on Kings Highway, and sped away. the area. on the D train March 5, police said. The victim said she didn’t see the man The thief crept up behind the 74-year-old When workers checked the computer who got her bag stuffed with credit cards, a woman just after 3:30 pm on April 2 and The teenage thief approached the victim room on March 25, the laptops were gone. It driver’s license and $25. snatched two gold chains from her neck, po- at 10:40 am, as the Manhattan-bound sub- is unclear why the company waited so long way pulled away from the New Utrecht sta- lice said. As he dashed down the street, the to report the crime. Suspicious swish robber looked back and waved at his victim, tion, at 79th Street. The thug demanded the A Bay Ridge man lost his wallet when a cops said. Thieves at work victim’s music player and when the boy re- thief brushed by him on April 5, police said. The victim and another witness described Robbers snatched at least four vehicles fused, his attacker began to beat him, trying Someone lightly bumped against the 45- the mugger as a white man, 5-foot-8 and from local streets over several days this to wrench the device free. year-old as he headed toward the subway 155 pounds, dressed in a blue jacket and week, three parked within a 10-block radius But the thief failed, and the victim escaped along West Fourth Street, near Avenue U, and notified the train crew, who called police. blue baseball hat. of each other, according to police reports. around 12:30 pm. The victim didn’t think any- Officers from the 62nd Precinct met the train One victim lost his 1991 Toyota Camry thing of it — at first. But a block later, he no- Store targeted twice at the 71st Street station and arrested the 17- during the 15 minutes he spent in a doctor’s ticed his wallet — containing his driver’s li- Burglars broke into a Third Avenue busi- year-old robbery suspect. office on 76th Street, near Fourth Avenue. cense, credit cards and $45 — was missing. ness closed for the night and stole $1,400 in The 76-year-old man left the gray sedan out Posse attacks teen cash and merchandise, marking the second Garage thief nabbed front at noon on April 4, but when he re- “I’ll be back in five” wasn’t just a friend- time the discount store has been robbed in turned, it had disappeared. A neighbor held an armed robber captive recent weeks, police said. ly adieu. until police arrived at the scene on April 7, Someone stole a green 1999 Plymouth A teenage thug taunted a 15-year-old boy Workers closed up the 99-cent store, near SUV from 74th Street, near Ridge Boule- police said. The thief slipped inside the un- walking home from school on Bay Parkway, 72nd Street, around 9:30 pm on April 2. vard. The owner, a Staten Island woman, locked garage at the 82nd Street home, near When a worker arrived the next morning, he parked the vehicle at 8:15 pm on April 2 and near 77th Street, around 5 pm on April 10, 16th Avenue, moments before noon. When discovered an air-conditioning unit in a back returned early the following morning to find then returned moments later with reinforce- the 32-year-old homeowner discovered the window had been kicked in and the cash it gone. ments, police said. prowler she yelled, “Stop, get out of here.” register emptied and tossed aside. A 1996 yellow GMC van disappeared The five additional brutes helped the first Her cries sent him scrambling over the Also missing was $400 from inside the from its spot on Fourth Avenue, near Sena- thug jump the victim, beating his face backyard fence, across a neighbor’s yard. register’s drawers and $1,000 in pre-paid tor Street. The 45-year-old owner left the bloody and emptying his pockets of a But the neighborhood Good Samaritan 62 PRECINCT telephone cards. van at 9 pm on April 2 and arrived early the Metrocard and $60. held the thief until police arrived moments Workers told police the store was robbed next morning to find it missing. The victim described his initial attacker later. Police confiscated two knives and var- in a similar fashion two weeks ago, but the And finally, a 39-year-old man parked his as a white teen, around 16, but didn’t re- ious tools when they arrested the 36-year- owner did not report that crime. 1992 Chevy SUV in front of his home, on member much about his fellow travelers. old man on burglary charges.

Bar brawl ends Savino pushes health with stabbing code for Wal-Marts The Brooklyn Papers to their staffs. The Brooklyn Papers his neck, but the attacker Supporters argued that the denial had fled the scene. Senate Republicans shot One man landed in of health coverage is uncon- Officers from the 68th down a proposal by state Sen. police custody and scionable, and pointed to other Precinct searched the area Diane Savino (D-Bay Ridge) to another in the hospital states, like Maryland, that have and found a suspect — a res- require big box stores like Wal- after a late-night argu- passed similar legislation. ident of Bay Ridge, who was Mart to provide some health “No employee of a multi-billon ment at a Bay Ridge bar arrested on assault and coverage for their employees. turned violent on April dollar, multi-national corporation weapons possession charges. On April 10, the Republican ma- should be forced to go without med- 5, police said. Police also recovered a fold- jority denied Savino’s request to ical care,” said Savino. A 35-year-old man ing knife at the bar, but they bring her proposal, Fair Share Wal-Mart pays its sales associates pulled a knife around 11:30 are still missing a motive in Health Care Fund, to the floor for an $8.23 an hour, and $13,861 annual- pm, when he decided angry the attack. up or down vote. ly, The Brooklyn Papers reported in words were not enough to Paramedics transported The status quo is “not fair to the January. And the company gives KEY TO THE CRIMES settle a dispute with a 32- the victim to Victory employees and it’s certainly not fair fewer than half of its workers health Break-in year-man in the bar area of Memorial Hospital in criti- to the taxpayers who have to pick coverage. iPod-like device taken Arrest an Asian restaurant, near cal condition. Police did not up the tab,” Savino said. Wal-Mart has built an empire Robbery 101st Street. release his name and an up- The bill would have required based on low prices — though has Armed robbery Purse snatch Police arrived moments date on his condition was El-Wise Noisette stores that employ at least 500 peo- not yet to realized its vision of open- later to find the younger not available by press time. State Sen. Diane Savino on the Sen- ple — and sell some groceries — to ing a store in New York City. Assault/Blunt object Armed robbery? Car stolen man with a knife wound on — Stainton ate floor in Albany. provide minimum health coverage — Dana Rubinstein

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Court in general) from the real estate. Close in 30 Supreme Court is that the court • Quarterly safety bonuses The Civil Court covers cases Days. involving the recovery of moneys does not have the power to The first truly luxurious condominium on Ocean Parkway! • Average $65K annually (based on location) owed not exceeding $25,000 (for make anyone do anything. For Offering 15 tastefully finished apartments in an intimate setting. 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